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Speaker 1: Oh, I have a new ozempic take, because it's not

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Speaker 1: that many new takes. Okay, celebrities accused, celebrities majestically all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden starting to eat healthy and now they

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Speaker 1: weigh zero, They weigh zero pounds and they're they've been transformed.

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Speaker 1: And it's just from you know, prayer and yoga and

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Speaker 1: good karma. It's hilarious. Whatever you did to lose weight, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like lie, don't lie, it's not my fucking business whatever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but this is what's interesting, you know. But I don't

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Speaker 1: love a short cut. I don't like someone getting away

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Speaker 1: with something. I think that's what people are bothered by.

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Speaker 1: It's just annoying people like getting away with something, the

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Speaker 1: easy road, the easy way out. There's no such thing

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Speaker 1: as a free lunch, and nobody gets out without paying

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Speaker 1: the bill. So something has to be fucked up. You

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Speaker 1: can't just you don't get to take Let me take

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Speaker 1: a magic fairy dust pill and I get to live

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Speaker 1: on liquorice and vodka and be healthy. Like it just

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem to track. Something about this oozempic thing doesn't track,

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Speaker 1: and that's why it's fucking pissing people off and they

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Speaker 1: can't figure it out. Let me go. It's like death

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Speaker 1: becomes Her that movie, Like they were getting all this

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Speaker 1: plastic surgery looking younger and then in the end their

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Speaker 1: faces started falling up off. Shit has to catch up

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Speaker 1: with you. How could it not. I want to take

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Speaker 1: five magical tic TACs and look twenty years younger, Like

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Speaker 1: there's no easy way out. So what's the easy way

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Speaker 1: out with ozempic? How is it just a magic formula?

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Speaker 1: And it's just started. It's new, so we don't know yet.

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Speaker 1: So someone told me. In a rich community, think Beverly Hills,

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Speaker 1: think Palm Beach, think Boca, think Monacito, Santa Barbara, So

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Speaker 1: a rich community. Someone I know was hanging out with

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Speaker 1: someone who was on ozempic and their personality drastically changed

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Speaker 1: from what it was before. They were very irritable, very

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Speaker 1: fucking grouchy. There was like a mood altering situation to it.

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Speaker 1: And I had a falling out with a friend recently

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Speaker 1: who was acting very different. Like they snapped, and I

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Speaker 1: remember this happened twice once. It was from them taking adderall.

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Speaker 1: You know, when someone just snaps at you, like just

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Speaker 1: really really stings. Well, this friend of mine told me

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Speaker 1: that they were spending time with someone who was on

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Speaker 1: ozempic and they had these drastic mood swings, like irrational

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Speaker 1: mood swings. And many of these people aren't walking into

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Speaker 1: a normal doctor and saying, Hi, can I get on

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Speaker 1: the ozempic program? The first thing I just heard was

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Speaker 1: mood swings and people getting it sort of on the Internet,

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Speaker 1: and like illegally, you're fucking taking a shot at something

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Speaker 1: you got illegally on the World wide into webbs. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck? That sounds frightening? So the ship is going

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Speaker 1: to hit the fan this thing. A month or two

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Speaker 1: months ago, Chelsea Handler said she was not marketed ozempic.

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Speaker 1: It was some sort of peptide, which is something we

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Speaker 1: hear about it as a positive thing in skincare. I

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Speaker 1: know someone else who went to like a wacky doctor

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Speaker 1: and it was going to help them with their energy

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Speaker 1: and their work a routine and it's peptides. It's fucking

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Speaker 1: the ozempic world, and it's not all called ozempic. It's

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Speaker 1: called other shit like generic ozempic. It sounds terrifying. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with everybody? Mark my words? Six

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Speaker 1: months to a year the wheels are going to come off.

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't just go start taking some fucking

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Speaker 1: diabetic drug and injecting yourself and thinking everything's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a hunky dory. To use Kathy Hill language, like what

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Speaker 1: the actual fuck? People are sick, and it just shows

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Speaker 1: they'll do anything to be thin. People will do anything

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Speaker 1: to be thin by any means necessary. I was in

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Speaker 1: Saint Barts, and I'm calling Saint Barts Europe because it's

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Speaker 1: European and it's French, and it's like going to Central

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Speaker 1: Pay or somewhere in Italy or France or anywhere Paris

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Speaker 1: or Rome or anywhere. The water scam is such a

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Speaker 1: fucking scam you feel like you need to enter the

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Speaker 1: Witness Protection program if you want to be like, I'll

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Speaker 1: just have water. They don't give you a glass of water.

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Speaker 1: They give you a fucking bottle. So bad for the environment.

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Speaker 1: No one talks about this land fill Central. I just

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Speaker 1: want a glass of water. I'll enter at my own risk.

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Speaker 1: If it's parasite and poison free and can be poured

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Speaker 1: over ice, stick it on the fucking goddamn table. And

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Speaker 1: do they make their ice cubes in Europe out of

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Speaker 1: that same bottled water. They're making bottled water ice because

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Speaker 1: they don't charge you frice, so we still have the

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Speaker 1: bullshit tap ice. Anyway, we're ordering bottle left a bottle

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Speaker 1: of water. I get so pissed. It's so expensive that

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Speaker 1: you know, do you want gas or no gas? I

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Speaker 1: want tap, I don't want non tap. It's a scam.

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Speaker 1: On a vacation, you could spend five hundred dollars on water.

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Speaker 1: It pisces me off. The water scam is not discussed enough.

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Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck in Europe, and everywhere you go,

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Speaker 1: you're on the beach, you have to drink the bottle

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Speaker 1: of water, and I resent it. I want water or

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Speaker 1: I want filter water. It is such a fucking scam.

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Speaker 1: It's a scam here too. Give me the regular water,

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Speaker 1: charge me the money, charge me the money. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about the money. I don't want the

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Speaker 1: fucking bottles on my table and in a landfill. It's

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Speaker 1: so irritated it makes me crazy.