Speaker 1: The nick Glass Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Yes, Andrew's already here.
Speaker 1: What's up? Glasses shape Faith, Glasses Year, New Year, New Yale.
Speaker 1: You just were on Instagram this morning. Someone sent me
Speaker 1: your story that said I'm uh please. It said no.
Speaker 1: It didn't say please, It said recommend a good personal
Speaker 1: trainer that will come to me. It was a demand,
Speaker 1: Yes it was, And someone goes, shouldn't it say recommend
Speaker 1: a personal a good personal trainer who will come to me?
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, that's true, but whatever, I'm not
Speaker 1: training my brain. Yeah, we know that. Um one bound
Speaker 1: um so uh okay. The percentage of that is you
Speaker 1: actually looking for a personal trainer because you can't find
Speaker 1: one via Google? And what percentage of that is you
Speaker 1: wanting to get a little bit of a freebie from
Speaker 1: someone who free no free Why can't you just ask
Speaker 1: why don't she just well, Brenna recommend that she would
Speaker 1: do it, because I think that there's an old fashioned
Speaker 1: way of like, hey, who's the best in town? There
Speaker 1: is an old fashioned It's true. Yeah, Brenna said she
Speaker 1: might be your personal trainer. She said she would do it,
Speaker 1: but I think she would be greed at it. She
Speaker 1: really would be. But I just think, like I only
Speaker 1: like being told what to do so much, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, a personal trainer, you're just Brenna. You
Speaker 1: could be like, no, I don't want to do that
Speaker 1: and you but a personal trainer, you're gonna Sometimes I
Speaker 1: try to impress strangers more than my you know, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend or my best friends. Totally, it's sompathetic. I don't
Speaker 1: know why that brain is like that. I do it
Speaker 1: all the time. I think why. Today I went to
Speaker 1: the lounge in our building, and um, I started working
Speaker 1: as soon as one other person was in there. It
Speaker 1: just and it wasn't like I was trying to impress them.
Speaker 1: It just and I was doing some work in the
Speaker 1: lobby of my hotel the other day and there was
Speaker 1: a chance to sit in this chair like behind this
Speaker 1: woman or at this table where this woman was next
Speaker 1: to me working, and it just makes me work harder.
Speaker 1: If I'm alone in a gym, not gonna do is
Speaker 1: impressive of the job. If I'm on a treadmill in
Speaker 1: front of some like fit people, that's going to be
Speaker 1: a good workout. There's a reason why classes exist, I guess,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know why. But it's like I
Speaker 1: think it's competitiveness. I think you both have a competitiveness
Speaker 1: in you. I know, But why wouldn't I want to
Speaker 1: impress the person I want to actually really impress the
Speaker 1: most because you know that they are fooled by you. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be fooled by you, or you know
Speaker 1: they know the real you, so you know you're because
Speaker 1: we project so much because we know how we feel
Speaker 1: about strangers and how much we like and fill in
Speaker 1: the blanks of what they're presenting, and like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: their life must be she I look at a girl
Speaker 1: with like multiple necklaces, which yes I wear multiple necklaces now,
Speaker 1: but I go, her life must be so organized. She
Speaker 1: must have like a cute house that's clean and like
Speaker 1: she cleans it herself. And she has like different soaps
Speaker 1: that she loves the sense of, and like she shops
Speaker 1: for them, especially yeah, candles and sense and it's like
Speaker 1: her special sense. And she like knows what flowers she
Speaker 1: likes and like about things, like knows what she likes.
Speaker 1: Whereas I'm just I don't need to do that now.
Speaker 1: I was just writing a sample chapter of my book
Speaker 1: and attempting to and I was talking about some hotel
Speaker 1: I was staying at, and I was like, I I
Speaker 1: picked this hotel because you know, a production company was
Speaker 1: putting me up in l A. And I never stayed
Speaker 1: there as a guest in l A. Where I got
Speaker 1: to pick the hotel where they're like anywhere you want
Speaker 1: to say, well, And I was like, instead of googling
Speaker 1: it or doing research, I just went with the hotel
Speaker 1: that I knew. A rich friend of mine who has
Speaker 1: good taste and like dresses cool. Didn't even ask him.
Speaker 1: But it goes to this thing of my life. But
Speaker 1: you knew that I would rather in some aspects of
Speaker 1: my life trust someone who I project coolness onto than
Speaker 1: what I actually like. Now, Like like music, I know
Speaker 1: what I like, Uh, movies TV. I know what I like. UM, clothing,
Speaker 1: I'm somewhere in between. I will sometimes wear things that
Speaker 1: I don't like because they just I know that they're cool.
Speaker 1: You know, my whole life, this is who I am.
Speaker 1: I was a skateboarder. I like rage against the Machine.
Speaker 1: You were okay, they were okay, but I got in
Speaker 1: That was my You know, we've both kind of been
Speaker 1: that way of being and comedy and TV, like I
Speaker 1: knew that I had good taste in those aspects. I'm trying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But when it comes to fashion, home to core cars, uh,
Speaker 1: sense sense is the one that I will never reach
Speaker 1: a place, not never, but I don't. I don't trust
Speaker 1: what I think smells good in terms of perfume. I
Speaker 1: just that is something. For some reason, I will just
Speaker 1: blindly trust someone who looks clean and pretty like whatever
Speaker 1: they wear, because without smelling it, do you feel like
Speaker 1: you don't use? Like even before a COVID, I'm stained.
Speaker 1: I innately don't. I'm a stained person. That's how I'm gross.
Speaker 1: And so I don't know what good. I don't know
Speaker 1: what clean and neat and crisp and beautiful smell like.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, with food, even though I love food, But
Speaker 1: if I'm out at a restaurant, I'll go to my friend, who,
Speaker 1: like I assume knows food or knows wine, I'll just
Speaker 1: be like, what is that? Because I don't even I
Speaker 1: can't even wrap my brain around. I would not do
Speaker 1: that for because I know what I like and I
Speaker 1: feel like I have a Yeah, but for me, like
Speaker 1: pretty much smart, it sounds like, because you were, You're
Speaker 1: doing it out of I want to experience new things.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it out of I don't trust what I
Speaker 1: like because I do like certain smells. I love the
Speaker 1: orange uh Myers cleaning scent. It's Guardinia. I fucking love it.
Speaker 1: Start I've I've bought perfumes before that. I go, you
Speaker 1: know what, Nikki, you like this, get it? And then
Speaker 1: I show it to my friends who are like clean
Speaker 1: and beautiful people that are just like naturally, and they're
Speaker 1: like right, and I'm just like, I shall never wear
Speaker 1: it again. I can't. I will abandon something I like
Speaker 1: in terms of when it comes to aesthetics and smells, instantly,
Speaker 1: you ask your boyfriend. Um My, the guy I'm seeing
Speaker 1: hates any scent. Yeah, but he only has sixty percent
Speaker 1: of his smell back so from having COVID so and
Speaker 1: I think he's in writing a little bit because why not.
Speaker 1: But because let me just tell you. When I had
Speaker 1: a U T, I things were not great one morning
Speaker 1: and I smelled myself and I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck you know what it smells. I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: honest here. When I had I had a U T,
Speaker 1: I let as I disclosed the other day and it's
Speaker 1: it's totally gone. I'm still taking antibiotics, but it's gone,
Speaker 1: and I don't have like I my pussy will smell
Speaker 1: sometimes just like from no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1: It'll just you know, you have like a can you
Speaker 1: have a vagina out there, or a girlfriend has a vagina.
Speaker 1: Some days it's just gonna like smell because you haven't
Speaker 1: washed in a while, and it's like, you know, you're
Speaker 1: in just must sweat, just you know, like the way
Speaker 1: a shirt would smell if you wore it all day.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not like but then there's this one
Speaker 1: kind of smell that I've only smelled before, um in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's serious. When we used to work there,
Speaker 1: some days I would walk in and there would be
Speaker 1: a fog of just almost a ghost of a bacterial
Speaker 1: infect it would be. It was it smelled like a
Speaker 1: fish market. It was so thick and putrid. It felt
Speaker 1: like I was in you know that it would be
Speaker 1: like a cartoon smell, you know that you could see.
Speaker 1: And some days you would just walk into a stall
Speaker 1: and be like that poor woman, she obviously has bevy
Speaker 1: bacterial vaginosis, like there's a bacterial thing going on, and
Speaker 1: she doesn't know because she's smelling it constantly, or she
Speaker 1: does know. But I smelled that smell on myself unintentionally
Speaker 1: one morning after after the first night of feeling like
Speaker 1: I was coming down with something, I slept on it,
Speaker 1: but like I didn't know what to do. I slept
Speaker 1: with a towel between my legscause my vagina was just
Speaker 1: like weeping all night. It was just like tearing up.
Speaker 1: And in the morning I felt fine, Like I was
Speaker 1: just in bed, like laying there and I felt fine,
Speaker 1: and I'm, you know, smooching my man and like get
Speaker 1: a little amorous, and then we start hooking up. I'm
Speaker 1: in the mood for it, and oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was like horrified at how bad I smelled like. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, something's wrong. And I
Speaker 1: if he had his sixty percent of his smell back,
Speaker 1: he would have stopped what he was doing, only because
Speaker 1: I could smell it from where I was and he
Speaker 1: was not like he was closer to it. He wasn't
Speaker 1: going down on me, but he was closer to it.
Speaker 1: If he didn't have any reaction, which I saw, like
Speaker 1: we're close enough that he'd be like, babe, what's going
Speaker 1: you know, like it was at that point I was
Speaker 1: about to say something. I put a pillow over my
Speaker 1: face because I couldn't enjoy what was happening yourself, because
Speaker 1: you think, and that's why I think he has us.
Speaker 1: I thought there's old time that you were talking about
Speaker 1: that he was lying about. Have I said he had
Speaker 1: more than sixty? No, no, I think he is less.
Speaker 1: So you think your put smells so bad? A guy
Speaker 1: with I don't know seven percent could have that thing.
Speaker 1: Absolutely No, I think he's probably down to ten percent.
Speaker 1: But whatever it was, it didn't cut through because didn't
Speaker 1: he just didn't tell me. Maybe it would not have
Speaker 1: been able to stay hard of yours got him to sixty,
Speaker 1: like it opened up his monster. Oh yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: smelling like like I could wake someone up. It was
Speaker 1: so bad. So what did you do? Did you stop
Speaker 1: to any girls out there that have had smelling pussies?
Speaker 1: It happened to me. I'm a clean person, and it
Speaker 1: happened to me. It wasn't my fault. It was just
Speaker 1: maybe this is a business. There was that wrong girl.
Speaker 1: She made two under grand selling arts. I know you
Speaker 1: got to sell bev. No one wants that farts. Guys
Speaker 1: really good off. I'm sure there's one guy who's fetishizes, like,
Speaker 1: you know, back to your own infections and vaginas. But yeah,
Speaker 1: what what so what did you do? Did you you
Speaker 1: stopped the ship? You said we finished? I put a
Speaker 1: pillow over my head. It was feeling good. It didn't
Speaker 1: feel bad. It was just there was the smell of
Speaker 1: something bad that later came back, because for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: the infection would like heat up at night and really
Speaker 1: hurt at night, but in the morning, I didn't feel
Speaker 1: it at all. I just smelled the aftermath, and I
Speaker 1: was like Jesus Christ. And then I realized, that's the
Speaker 1: smell I smell in the bathroom sometimes when I go
Speaker 1: in after a woman and she's long gone. I mean
Speaker 1: she was there weeks ago, and it's you can still
Speaker 1: smell it, and you go, what happened to her? And
Speaker 1: now I know it's just she has a U T
Speaker 1: I I've experience ain't working as a fishmonger, I experienced
Speaker 1: a similar feel. A fish had a Yeah the fish
Speaker 1: and burned my dick. No, I I would smell like it.
Speaker 1: I would yeah, dude, and you just it's very embarrassing,
Speaker 1: you know it. You try to pretend that no one
Speaker 1: else knows it, but everyone knows it, and you know
Speaker 1: it's like bad breath. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you do in your pussy, what you gotta Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would. They think there should be a
Speaker 1: little Listery pack strips for your pussy because it's wet
Speaker 1: enough down there, spy, that's a good idea. No, you
Speaker 1: just don't have sex when you have a U T
Speaker 1: I. I I didn't know I had a U t I
Speaker 1: at that point. I just thought it was a little
Speaker 1: dinghy the night before, and then I, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it would start foaming. I never thought I would be
Speaker 1: able to admit that my vagina sank ever good for
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of myself, right, But I don't even
Speaker 1: think I would have done it three months ago. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding you, because it's so humiliating to be something.
Speaker 1: But I realized in that moment, much like I realized
Speaker 1: a lot of things that I feel such shame for.
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to smell. It's not so it's
Speaker 1: not inherently who I am. I just had a lot
Speaker 1: of fucking sex. Before that, I got a U t I,
Speaker 1: which is a common thing, and one of the side
Speaker 1: effects is that you have a smelly pussy. I washed
Speaker 1: it as soon as I could. It wasn't like I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you know, I'll just wing it. I
Speaker 1: knew he had COVID knows, so he wasn't smelling it
Speaker 1: or else. I would have stopped things. If I would
Speaker 1: have seen any kind of grimace on his face, or
Speaker 1: like the hairs on his beard start to singe off,
Speaker 1: I would have stop things. COVID knows, so I ye,
Speaker 1: we can keep going because he ha COVID. It is
Speaker 1: There's something wonderful about having a guy that has no
Speaker 1: sense of smell, yeah, or anything, because now I can
Speaker 1: wear perfumes and stuff because he used to hate that stuff,
Speaker 1: and now I'm like, oh, I can kind of flicking
Speaker 1: off a blind guy. It's great. Yeah, yeah, Or telling
Speaker 1: the deaf guy go fund yourself behind his back, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a it's like a guy and some taste
Speaker 1: smelling off a blind guy is so funny. I've never
Speaker 1: even thought of that. Um, what's it like living with
Speaker 1: your lady? How it's been less than a week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're still on the stage of just getting Amazon boxes,
Speaker 1: and it's like we haven't even had time to just
Speaker 1: like living in more of a cardboard box than most
Speaker 1: homeless people right now based on how many boxes are
Speaker 1: in your Yeah, honestly, and I gotta tell you it
Speaker 1: feels good. I don't know. I think it's my future,
Speaker 1: to be honest. But you know, you just break down
Speaker 1: fucking boxes. That's all our lives are. Maybe people that
Speaker 1: live in houses don't have to break down the box.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could just put it out there. You know,
Speaker 1: you think you just stack boxes in the street and
Speaker 1: then who breaks it down for you? The garbage Tom
Speaker 1: Petty break down? Go ahead? No wait? So yes, Well
Speaker 1: I've been breaking down boxes in this house forever and
Speaker 1: you've done some of them for me. It's it's fucking hell. Hell,
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's it's the first three. It's great.
Speaker 1: It's like you rip them and you feel you got
Speaker 1: to do it with a knife. You got that makes
Speaker 1: it so much easier, dude, Oh no, you wouldn't. You
Speaker 1: just slice down the middle and then it's so much easier. God. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's probably a YouTube video that will instruct
Speaker 1: go down the side of the middle, slice it, and
Speaker 1: then rip the sides because they come off easier when
Speaker 1: you have a you want to see a d D.
Speaker 1: Look at how I rip boxes. I know. I bet
Speaker 1: it's the same way you a straw. Yeah, it's ugly.
Speaker 1: It it just makes messes everywhere. The little pieces fly
Speaker 1: off and then you spend time getting a little pieces
Speaker 1: each one. Yeah that's a mess. But anyways, so other
Speaker 1: than that, I mean, I fucking love it, dude. I
Speaker 1: feel so at ease with her, and um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's like there really is no percentage of me, and mean,
Speaker 1: like I can't believe I'm doing It's just not there.
Speaker 1: And it's weird that it's not there to me, but
Speaker 1: it's not. And I'm I'm really like I love her
Speaker 1: coming home and like watching we're watching the o C again,
Speaker 1: which I've seen, Like she like mocking the fashions and
Speaker 1: stuff because she was just a baby when that stuff
Speaker 1: was going on, so she yeah, she was an embryo,
Speaker 1: but I mean, like it was just so normal to us.
Speaker 1: But is there anything that she's observing in it as
Speaker 1: someone who was it child's up? Actually, I think, and
Speaker 1: you know, I always Seth was so cute. I always
Speaker 1: thought I was a Seth because I'm Jew in a
Speaker 1: Christian town. He's funny, and I remember I told my
Speaker 1: buddy Casey, I go, you know, I was watching it
Speaker 1: again a couple of years ago, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm such like a Seth. He's like, you're fucking the debt.
Speaker 1: You're you're older than the debt. Your eyebrows for Yeah,
Speaker 1: if anything, I might be to Grandpa, like like I
Speaker 1: was like literally like attributing myself still to Seth, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like he's like, dude, what the funk are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And I still want to be Kelly
Speaker 1: Kobowski or yeah back then though, like you could watch
Speaker 1: it back then and still relate to yourself now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think that they still There was something
Speaker 1: else I was watching recently where I was like I
Speaker 1: or you know, even Sex in the City, like old episodes,
Speaker 1: I still look at them as like adults and even
Speaker 1: though they're younger than yeah, yeah, it's like I'm older
Speaker 1: than Lebron James. And maybe because he's tall, maybe taller
Speaker 1: people seem older. That could be. No, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is like, because you always
Speaker 1: thought of basketball stars, which you were kids. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's just yeah, it's so weird when you how
Speaker 1: that doesn't change though, how I can still I still
Speaker 1: watch Sex in the City and they seem like old
Speaker 1: ladies to me, and I mean now they are, but
Speaker 1: like this, the original one. Did you watch any of
Speaker 1: the new ones? I saw half of the first season
Speaker 1: or first I'm sorry, first episode when she started doing
Speaker 1: a podcast thing. It made me take myself for doing podcasts.
Speaker 1: That's how bad I know. Also the other co host,
Speaker 1: I mean, Bobby Lee, great, whatever did that other woman
Speaker 1: in it? She just came off and nit that elevator
Speaker 1: where she's like, you better, she's kid. So it made
Speaker 1: me want to smoke pot. Though she's just like smoking
Speaker 1: pot in that elevator. I was like, God, that looks
Speaker 1: so good. Um, let's take a short break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back with all right, let's get to the news
Speaker 1: for the first time this week. Let's do it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's been a while. I hope you had all the
Speaker 1: swells out there. It's been about a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: It's went today, folks, it is Wednesday. All right, let's
Speaker 1: play it now. You're first. Okay, a scorn woman stuff
Speaker 1: dead fish through her exits mail slot daily as revenge
Speaker 1: in the hopes that he will want her back. She
Speaker 1: calls it my toxic trait. So there's there's a TikTok
Speaker 1: trend right now of people putting up their toxic traits.
Speaker 1: There's a lot on TikTok of people doing like horrible ship,
Speaker 1: knowing that it will get views, and they'll be like,
Speaker 1: do for to talk, do for to talk? Beat an
Speaker 1: old man or whatever, you know, whatever it is to
Speaker 1: just get one viral video. Like I don't know how
Speaker 1: many people have gone to jail to get a viral video,
Speaker 1: but it's probably been a lot. So this girl every
Speaker 1: day puts a dead fish and she filled herself doing it,
Speaker 1: and it's called my toxic trait. And everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're so quirky. Oh this is so funny. Does he
Speaker 1: see this yet? Has he responded to her? As he
Speaker 1: reached out to her. I didn't investigate that hard, but
Speaker 1: it has over two million views. I mean, what have
Speaker 1: you done out of spite that? Yeah, it's a good question.
Speaker 1: I'm too lazy to be spiteful. Well, that's not ever
Speaker 1: going to get a guy back, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: it's such a hard place to be and when you
Speaker 1: get rejected and you want someone back, because the only
Speaker 1: way to really get them back is to act like
Speaker 1: you don't care. There's nothing you can do, and doing
Speaker 1: nothing is so fucking hard. And you know, buy a
Speaker 1: fish every morning. You know, you know what they say,
Speaker 1: she's doing it for the talk. She's not doing it
Speaker 1: to get this guy back there. That's life Like life
Speaker 1: right now is for the internet, not for the person
Speaker 1: that you're It's a stranger, it's a stranger thing. And celebrity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything. I mean, I've been
Speaker 1: terrible to people that have hurt me before, and I like,
Speaker 1: I really regret some of the things I it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I I you know, Zach Sherwin was on our show
Speaker 1: Mr Napkins, who he doesn't go by that day anymore,
Speaker 1: but he the guy I dated, and he wrote a
Speaker 1: rap song about me that hurt my feelings after we
Speaker 1: broke up. And I mean, I didn't you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Covid knows what I saved you there that
Speaker 1: would have Oh my god, I did. I did date
Speaker 1: a guy once who had no sense of smell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And when we hooked up for the first time because
Speaker 1: it was like a long distance thing. And then we
Speaker 1: met up in a city and um that we were
Speaker 1: both visiting, and we got to the hotel and he
Speaker 1: took a ship and didn't know how bad it smelled,
Speaker 1: and I was like really turned off by the smell,
Speaker 1: but I still hooked up with him. But he I
Speaker 1: just knew that he didn't smell it, but he I
Speaker 1: feel like you would be extra vigilant if you didn't know.
Speaker 1: I think that you how loud this ship hit the water,
Speaker 1: like other things would pick up on the fact, so
Speaker 1: paranoid about smelling because you have no sense of smell
Speaker 1: that you would, you know. But he didn't get. I
Speaker 1: mean that was just a thing. Um No, So I've
Speaker 1: done I've done things too. I know. I wanted to
Speaker 1: make him feel really bad for what he I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make him hurt as much as he had
Speaker 1: hurt me. And these were all every time I've done that,
Speaker 1: it's been a guy that I pretty much have, you know,
Speaker 1: said oh, they're never gonna like me again. I might
Speaker 1: as well just I mean, it sounds cheesy, but like
Speaker 1: the person you're hurting over and over again, is it
Speaker 1: yourself because you're letting You're not letting it go. So
Speaker 1: every day it's like and you still like them because
Speaker 1: love and hate are the same thing. It's just like
Speaker 1: the opposite. Yeah, I mean the idea that this girl
Speaker 1: goes and buys a fish every morning instead of moving us.
Speaker 1: If you don't care when someone doesn't care about you
Speaker 1: and just moves on, that's the most painful thing you
Speaker 1: can do to someone. I love the idea of this
Speaker 1: guy like making fish with his eggs every like, thank wow,
Speaker 1: free fish. He think he did a subscription service, but
Speaker 1: he forgot no no cardboard either that I have to
Speaker 1: like every morning. Have you ever done anything spiteful? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you next, so you're on deck. I
Speaker 1: think I've done things in the moment, like in college
Speaker 1: in jealous rate. Have you ever said my biggest fear
Speaker 1: is just someone saying something super mean to me after
Speaker 1: a rejection. That's why you know I've said this before.
Speaker 1: It's why I never liked to criticize anyone, because I
Speaker 1: feel like they can just come back at me and
Speaker 1: say the meanest thing. No, I've never been in a
Speaker 1: relationship where like if I'm ending it, like I don't
Speaker 1: want to add to that obviously, but in react, So
Speaker 1: there was a time like I don't want you anywhere.
Speaker 1: You're fat, like that kind of thing that guys do sometimes. Well,
Speaker 1: she had a close guy friend who I could have
Speaker 1: swore they were fucking and I got drunk and I
Speaker 1: knew that he was over there, and I went over
Speaker 1: there like in a jealous drunk rage in college, pounding
Speaker 1: on the door like that whole look, Oh, I fought
Speaker 1: a guy in a bar over her and literally over her.
Speaker 1: This is one of the guys who was grinding with
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she was grinding with the guy.
Speaker 1: I was hammered. I was actually Tom Takara who had
Speaker 1: that story. But I love that you also had a
Speaker 1: girlfriend who was grinding with guys and you just had
Speaker 1: to watch And I just confused your sort like yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's the thing that girls just did to make
Speaker 1: guys jealous. She was grinding, be like what I'm dancing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just just we're just dancing, Like yeah, so they're
Speaker 1: grinding and I go up in a jealous rage. We're
Speaker 1: not dating, We're like in a break or whatever. But
Speaker 1: we just hooked up maybe the night before, and I
Speaker 1: went up and I I go, stop dancing with her,
Speaker 1: like I like turned into Batman, but just fatman because
Speaker 1: I drank too much whiskey and I was like, fat man,
Speaker 1: I fucking my body's fallen apart. So I go to him.
Speaker 1: I go, I start crinding on the other side of him.
Speaker 1: He's just like like whispering in his ear like you,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Every morning I'd show up at his
Speaker 1: fraternity and I grabbed her and go like get out
Speaker 1: of the way or were you literally? Like literally, So
Speaker 1: that's what I did. This is a true story. I
Speaker 1: go up and I go, let go for you're done
Speaker 1: grinding with her? And he's looking at me like who
Speaker 1: Like there's no context here. I just went up, you know,
Speaker 1: I like floated in a loud bar. He just probably
Speaker 1: hears he probably this, So so I go, let go over,
Speaker 1: stop grinding, and I go, you have to count to
Speaker 1: three to three? No, no, no, you have wait so
Speaker 1: the count of three. You have the county to count.
Speaker 1: It is so funny to say to someone, I bet
Speaker 1: you didn't say that. It's you have to the count
Speaker 1: of three. Got the two and he just didn't know what.
Speaker 1: So I go like this, I swear to god, I
Speaker 1: go one. I started counting with my hands. I go
Speaker 1: to what songs playing? Yeah? Yeah, So I go one, two, three,
Speaker 1: and I just attack him like like I have to
Speaker 1: do this, Like I can't believe he didn't drunk. You
Speaker 1: you remember this, so you weren't that drunk. I was
Speaker 1: fucked up. I don't get black out drunk, right, I do.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I remember this. Um, I don't know why,
Speaker 1: maybe just whatever. So I start fighting him right and
Speaker 1: he lifts me. He picks my shirt over my head,
Speaker 1: so I'm just punching. I can't see him, but I
Speaker 1: somehow make out his face and like with my shirt
Speaker 1: over my head, and I hit him and I go
Speaker 1: to swing again, and I'm just like punching air. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell, I take the shirt off. He's on
Speaker 1: the ground like I nailed him pretty down. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: then uh, she's still grinding him. No no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: And then so then the lights came on in the bar,
Speaker 1: so now everyone or is it closing time? No, it's
Speaker 1: just like the music stops, lights on. I'm thrown out,
Speaker 1: like like literally like picked up by like three bouncers,
Speaker 1: like a battering round. I'm outside being like, dude, blue fucker,
Speaker 1: and I'm punching. Um. I started punching like a fence.
Speaker 1: Always such a cool look, like punching inanimate object when
Speaker 1: you're angry, just punching a fence. And then never has
Speaker 1: that once looked cool then called They're probably like a
Speaker 1: thousand times at night being like what did you do
Speaker 1: in the morning? I mean, did you ever see the
Speaker 1: no no no fallout from Did you guys get back together?
Speaker 1: Maybe a year later, I don't know, maybe a month later,
Speaker 1: but she was big on like if I like you said,
Speaker 1: like when I stopped fighting, Like I remember, we went
Speaker 1: to like Acapulco for my senior spring break and I
Speaker 1: got in the best shape of my life. I was
Speaker 1: like doing me. I didn't talk to her once in Acapulco,
Speaker 1: made out with like two girls, like it was just
Speaker 1: like completely like the revenge body. And then I literally
Speaker 1: got back to New Orleans. She comes over that night,
Speaker 1: we have sex, and then I'm like crying outside her
Speaker 1: place that night, like she got me like that, like yeah,
Speaker 1: you got sober from it, you got did everything I
Speaker 1: could do knuckling it and then the second you I mean,
Speaker 1: that's and but you know, that's probably why I was
Speaker 1: single for another twenty years because I didn't want any
Speaker 1: of them. I didn't want to punch a fence. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna punching fence guy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Did a chain link? Wouldn't punched a hole through it? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Wilson got hit in that neighbor hurt. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we finally saw what he looked like. Well, i mean,
Speaker 1: his face was bloodied, but it was he was scared
Speaker 1: again to hear Oh my god. But yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like I'm spieful in the moment, but
Speaker 1: I feel like you've been spiteful little Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1: That's way. I think we were just talking about how
Speaker 1: like someone could fear, um like getting involved with a
Speaker 1: girl because they might hurt her and then what could happen?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well that doesn't like why do
Speaker 1: you get scared of hurting me or whatever it could be?
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, hey, you should be I could.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not easy, I'm just smart and and yeah,
Speaker 1: but the thing is, I definitely think that was me,
Speaker 1: Like when I if someone doesn't like me, go before,
Speaker 1: if you didn't like me, I would try to convince
Speaker 1: you that you should like me. Yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 1: not the who I am anymore to operate that way,
Speaker 1: like out of spite. I'm not saying like I don't
Speaker 1: want to say never, but it's just I don't know
Speaker 1: when guys don't like me. Now, I'm just like, you're dumb, like,
Speaker 1: how could you? How could you not? Um? Noah, when
Speaker 1: when have you been spiteful? And what did you do?
Speaker 1: All right? So the all right, the story that I
Speaker 1: can think of that I think I can share is, um,
Speaker 1: I guess I was being spiteful because I was locked
Speaker 1: into this relationship where we were break up and get
Speaker 1: back together, and I was like, I'm going to do
Speaker 1: something where he will never take me back. So, um,
Speaker 1: we had broken off, burn it down, I was. So
Speaker 1: I went to the village and I got my nipples
Speaker 1: pierced by a guy who looked like Slash from Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses. You got your nipples pierced, hence to bruising. Wait,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, I finally got what you wanted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to them with his teeth. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't have them anymore alone? Or did you bring
Speaker 1: a friend? I took my best friend Rob with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know him, and um, I was just like,
Speaker 1: are they still pierced? I have no idea. I don't
Speaker 1: have them anymore. I took them off like end of twenties,
Speaker 1: Like all through my twenties, I went with them. So wait,
Speaker 1: so you get your nipples piers and then you go
Speaker 1: back to Okay, so how does this burn it down?
Speaker 1: Because he didn't like piercings and stuff like that, so
Speaker 1: I was like, he will never think I'm attractive again.
Speaker 1: We'll never get back together. Oh wow? Did you ever
Speaker 1: hook up with him? After that him realized he didn't
Speaker 1: really care about the nipples being pierced? Did we hook up? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so. I think it's
Speaker 1: something that I did to keep me from going back
Speaker 1: more than him. Couldn't have been though, because I've done
Speaker 1: this before. So with Chris, who I've broken up with
Speaker 1: a lot, he's the one that doesn't like sense. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like candles, he doesn't like perfumes. Um when we
Speaker 1: I never like got to put candles in my apartment
Speaker 1: because he just didn't never like liked that smell. And
Speaker 1: so when we broke up, we still remain friends. And
Speaker 1: he came over to pick up my dog once and
Speaker 1: like it was the week and there was candles everywhere
Speaker 1: and it was me. I was, Yeah, it was my
Speaker 1: version of like this thing I finally get to do
Speaker 1: that I've always wanted to do. Fuck you, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like it was. It was a fun you, but it
Speaker 1: was also like it was also like I know, you
Speaker 1: knew if this guy really loved you, the nipple thing
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a deal breaker. You know, you were burning
Speaker 1: into the ground. You were trying to be yourself finally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like you're trying to the biggest version of
Speaker 1: yourself to go like an emancipation, like finally I can
Speaker 1: be myself. And I I think that I know this
Speaker 1: isn't gonna make you hate me forever, but it's just
Speaker 1: going to show you that I was trying to be
Speaker 1: good for you. And then I was trying my best.
Speaker 1: I was I was keeping a part of myself locked
Speaker 1: away because I wanted to keep you. And so you'll
Speaker 1: see now that like you kept me down, like and
Speaker 1: that's almost that um And now I would just like,
Speaker 1: I have candles because it's like it's my place and
Speaker 1: if he wants to come over, I'll blow them out
Speaker 1: out of courtesy. But he's got COVID no, so I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. And they smell like
Speaker 1: dirty vadge. But wait, so I should do a Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow candles. You know she has one that smells like
Speaker 1: vagina might smell like, yeah, just put a fish in
Speaker 1: that mail slot of yours. My god, it's so do
Speaker 1: you think though that how? Because I don't think the
Speaker 1: answer is to get rid of your candles if you're
Speaker 1: dating someone that hates candles. So it is because if
Speaker 1: he doesn't, he didn't like it really bothered him the
Speaker 1: second like it's something that it actually you know, it's
Speaker 1: like if umers right and this guy goes, well, I
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really prefer pier seems like I
Speaker 1: think it's kind of dirty. That's that's that's not a
Speaker 1: like that's not a sensory thing that causes you to
Speaker 1: get a headache sensory. If he sees it and he's
Speaker 1: turned off, I guess I don't know. I mean, what's
Speaker 1: the answer, do you do that. Well, you have candles,
Speaker 1: but you blow them out when he comes over. You
Speaker 1: have nipple rings, but you don't know. You just say listen, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So then I think you keep
Speaker 1: the or maybe you find a candle that he maybe
Speaker 1: it smells like a sports jersey of his favorite hockey player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that I don't know what
Speaker 1: the answer is. And I think a lot of girls
Speaker 1: get because guys are always like, don't get your boobs done,
Speaker 1: don't get your lips done, because they think you're trying
Speaker 1: to be hotter to get a hotter guy. That's what
Speaker 1: guys really do think. Don't do this thing, don't. Honest though,
Speaker 1: I don't think. It's just that I think for me
Speaker 1: like because you know whatever, I love you and I
Speaker 1: don't want you to change your face. It's perfect the
Speaker 1: way it is. But that's the honest truth. Like you already.
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm scared of the other guy. It's
Speaker 1: that you've already like so, but like I get also
Speaker 1: like doing it for you and it's not about me
Speaker 1: at all. But you know, how often do people get
Speaker 1: haircuts and dye their hair and do I got you know,
Speaker 1: I got invisile line because I was going to a breakup.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you just want to change something
Speaker 1: about yourself, and I wonder what that is because I've
Speaker 1: I've cut my hair, which makes it look worse in
Speaker 1: my opinion, I've dyed my hair, which makes it look
Speaker 1: worse in my opinion. It wasn't things to make me
Speaker 1: look hotder, to be like you're going to rue the day.
Speaker 1: It's like almost it's almost like when one just like
Speaker 1: doing something that will make them go, yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we do that. So it's like
Speaker 1: we either get revenge body and we actually but then
Speaker 1: that hurts you in other ways too, because you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you're just so focused on getting ads that you
Speaker 1: think it will be the cure to your happiness. But
Speaker 1: or we you know, it's like either you you hit
Speaker 1: the bottle or you hit the gym, like it's a
Speaker 1: negative full throttle my mom she liked the bottle, or
Speaker 1: you go full throttle. It's all connected. Can we do
Speaker 1: one more news story before we get to break Yeah? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: I kind of like this one. Kim Kardashian has seemingly
Speaker 1: unfollowed I loved this one. I was dying to talk
Speaker 1: about this. Holy sh it. So Pete and Pete and
Speaker 1: Miley do New Year's Eve together, um, and fallon together.
Speaker 1: It's okay. So they did a lot of things together,
Speaker 1: so funny, good chemistry, good comedic energy. And then something
Speaker 1: happened where then Pete obviously reconnects with Kim Kardashian after
Speaker 1: doing New Year's Eve with Miley, and Kim unfollows Miley,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious that people pay that close attention, but
Speaker 1: of course they do. Um. So what this means is
Speaker 1: is that Miley either disparaged him in some way or
Speaker 1: tried to fuck Pete. But I'm guessing it's the first,
Speaker 1: this one, like she maybe there's something she did it
Speaker 1: wasn't cool to the story. It's in the story. We
Speaker 1: know what she did before. They're special. Oh sorry, go ahead, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you you deliver it. You're the news person. No no,
Speaker 1: I'm just reading the note Jane to Dante danting dainting.
Speaker 1: So Cyrus seemingly put the moves on Davidson while promoting
Speaker 1: the events, serenading him on the tonight show. That should
Speaker 1: have been me. Yeah, well that was all joke. She
Speaker 1: was seen looking out of his apartment. Oh maybe that
Speaker 1: she just in Cyrus was spotted heading to David's. She
Speaker 1: went all the way to the Staten Island condo. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's tough to get back following fallon or the appearance
Speaker 1: of the tonight show. Okay, well they still have to
Speaker 1: work on bits, so they might have been going over stuff.
Speaker 1: That's true too. I think I think that's what we're
Speaker 1: saying it's about, is her jealousy. But I think it's
Speaker 1: because Miley and Pete aren't cool either, and we can't
Speaker 1: really track if he's following her and if they had
Speaker 1: a falling out. But I'm guessing something happened between them,
Speaker 1: and Kim is just being um supportive of that, Like
Speaker 1: I think Miley and Pete clashed in some way and
Speaker 1: that Pete told and Pete's done with Miley and so
Speaker 1: out of kid is like, yeah, suck her. That is
Speaker 1: my thought processing. I love how we make it though
Speaker 1: about like she doesn't she thinks she's trying. I would
Speaker 1: keep I would never if I was jealous of a
Speaker 1: girl trying to suck my boyfriend, I would keep following her.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't if I unfollowed her. That means I'm threatened
Speaker 1: by you. You have a reason to um No, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even I would do probably mut her because she
Speaker 1: can't tell on her. But I feel I do not well.
Speaker 1: First of all, if I know my sense that someone
Speaker 1: wanted to suck my boyfriend, which I believe me happens
Speaker 1: a lot because I've seen it, I would be very
Speaker 1: turned on. I would be like, good someone Miley Cyrus
Speaker 1: wants to fund my boyfriend. I would not be threatened
Speaker 1: by it at all, because he would go be with
Speaker 1: her if he wanted to be with her. But I
Speaker 1: could see Kim being threatened. Miley is an amazing performer,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have any kids, she's never she has been.
Speaker 1: To let him go, you're gonna lose him if if
Speaker 1: he is going to be, if he's gonna go with her,
Speaker 1: you're going to lose him anyway. Let him go and
Speaker 1: Kim you want to sis. I don't think she's I
Speaker 1: don't think Kim is. No. I think but there are
Speaker 1: just that she can't do right. But I think the
Speaker 1: way I interpreted it was that Kim was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to pay you any mind. You did not
Speaker 1: exist to me, and it was like, unfollowed her, that's
Speaker 1: paying her mind. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, it's
Speaker 1: just such a it's it's a it's like we're saying before,
Speaker 1: it's the opposite of it's she's thinking about her, she's
Speaker 1: pay she is paying her mind by even thinking to
Speaker 1: follow her. Um. Yeah, I just this whole thing of
Speaker 1: like if some if a girl there's this There was
Speaker 1: a girl that I noticed really throwing it at the
Speaker 1: guy I'm dating, and I said to him, like this girl,
Speaker 1: like she it's clear, and it's crystal fucking clear to me,
Speaker 1: and I was there was a tinge of me being like, um,
Speaker 1: like annoyed that she knows that he has a girl,
Speaker 1: he's seeing someone, and she knows it's me, and yet
Speaker 1: she still went on to flirt with him. There's a
Speaker 1: little bit of like that's disrespectful, like that you're cool
Speaker 1: with him fucking other girls. I don't think she did,
Speaker 1: but if she did, that there's a different thing. But
Speaker 1: um no, But like when he would mention me around her,
Speaker 1: she would never say anything. The conversation would drop off.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. She wouldn't acknowledge it. Now
Speaker 1: do you do you think though if she was but
Speaker 1: you said Miley Cyrus, you wouldn't care. There's no part
Speaker 1: of you that's like competitive, of like, oh, this person
Speaker 1: more famous, this person more successful, to this person is
Speaker 1: prettier than I don't want him. If I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm superior to the woman, then it doesn't bother me
Speaker 1: as smart No, um, because there are women that are
Speaker 1: more talented than me that have liked my guy and
Speaker 1: I just of course there's like, oh gosh, she's better
Speaker 1: at this stuff, but then I just go she better
Speaker 1: hang and she but you know there's more to that.
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna and he should feel the same way
Speaker 1: anyone who dates me, I'm gonna be I have a
Speaker 1: chance at some pretty hot, talented people because of the
Speaker 1: profession I'm in. And if every single one of them
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I get a crush on every one
Speaker 1: of them and they're threatened my relationship, then no one
Speaker 1: should be with me, because that's gonna happen all the time.
Speaker 1: You have to trust the person that even though the
Speaker 1: person is more talented than you, or hotter than you, skinnier,
Speaker 1: sex more sexy, that they have integrity and that you
Speaker 1: can always give the old three to one, you know,
Speaker 1: make them counter. I go, you need to count to three, one, two.
Speaker 1: It's punching fence time. Okay, let's take a break and
Speaker 1: come back with why do I care? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's Thursday. I know. Time has fun. We also missed
Speaker 1: my all Right, we're back. It's time for sports moment.
Speaker 1: Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. Here we go. What is it?
Speaker 1: All right? Antonio Brown? Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1: I've heard his name. So he's a wide receiver in
Speaker 1: the NFL. He uh, he got he was at it.
Speaker 1: He was the literally top three receiver in the NFL. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Then I'll pretend like I know what a receiver is.
Speaker 1: Wide receiver. They catch bass on the side because they're
Speaker 1: what YE like, So wide equals on the side, so
Speaker 1: they're farther away from the quarterback. Are they usually bigger
Speaker 1: men like wider as well? No, they're usually skinnier. Okay,
Speaker 1: wide receiver, got it? And the tight end is wider
Speaker 1: than the wide receiver, and where the tight ends tight
Speaker 1: and they're tight on the end, but on the end
Speaker 1: of the line, the wide receiver is not on the line.
Speaker 1: So anyhow, so he got this is why do I care? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Antonio Brown, I'll just get to it. Says that
Speaker 1: he apparently his coach, apparently his coach pressured him to
Speaker 1: play with a severe ankle injury, and accuses the Bucks
Speaker 1: of an ongoing cover up to see their doctors. So
Speaker 1: this is what happened this past weekend. He's in the game.
Speaker 1: He also lied about getting a COVID vaccine, and he
Speaker 1: was suspended for three games. And he has a history
Speaker 1: of being in trouble. So it's a lot of like
Speaker 1: the Boy that Cried Wolf. So now he's saying that
Speaker 1: he was on the sideline he has an ankle injury.
Speaker 1: The coach goes up to him, we want you in
Speaker 1: the game. He goes, I can't my ankle. He goes,
Speaker 1: stop being a pussy. We need you in the game.
Speaker 1: Footage of this, I mean, aren't they always being filmed
Speaker 1: on the sidelines. Can't we read some lips. We haven't
Speaker 1: seen footage of this. It might come out. Apparently there's
Speaker 1: text apparently of him telling that the coach knows that
Speaker 1: he has a shitty ankle. Okay, yeah, I wouldn't believe
Speaker 1: that any time any of the best players are injured
Speaker 1: in any way, they get a hangnail the coach. Right,
Speaker 1: you would think, yeah, and then but a lot of
Speaker 1: times it's like put a shot in and then shut
Speaker 1: the funk up, Like there's still that when I was
Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars, fucking numb it up and
Speaker 1: go out there and let's win this. So let's get
Speaker 1: kicked off first. So he goes, I'm not going He goes, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: now Antonio Brown is claiming that he caught him right there.
Speaker 1: Now he's already dealing with them. Cut him like you're
Speaker 1: off the team, you're fired. So Antonio Brown stands up,
Speaker 1: goes out on the field, takes out it takes off
Speaker 1: all his clothes, his jersey, his shoulder past shirt, yes
Speaker 1: he shirts. Is everyone going what is happening? Yes, everyone's
Speaker 1: going fucking nuts. Security thinks he's a streaker. They didn't
Speaker 1: even like it together because a couple of them didn't
Speaker 1: see that he's taking off all of his clothes. He's
Speaker 1: not naked but top off and he's jogging around. So
Speaker 1: now everyone's like, well, your ankles fine enough to do
Speaker 1: this dance, but it's obviously a different thing. Cutting and
Speaker 1: trying cutting from someone from the game or the team
Speaker 1: from the from the team, like you kicked off my team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was claiming he was fired before he quit.
Speaker 1: You can fire someone on the sidelines, Well you could
Speaker 1: tell them, yeah, I guess, okay, is it's only a
Speaker 1: coach to fire someone. No, it could be Uh the
Speaker 1: coach makes the final owner probably have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a saying it too, for sure. But at that point,
Speaker 1: so now everyone's going at first, well, he has a
Speaker 1: lot of like mental disease. So a lot of people
Speaker 1: are saying like, oh, he has CT and they're jumping
Speaker 1: to all these conclusions like oh, he's such a piece
Speaker 1: of ship. And then other people are like, wow, he's
Speaker 1: finally someone standing up. Did his fucking patriarchy of like,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up and play. We're paying you a
Speaker 1: lot of money. We don't care. Huh. I don't think
Speaker 1: you understand what patriarchy he thinks. It's the football team,
Speaker 1: the Patriots under the arch over in St. Louis. Patriarchy
Speaker 1: is about men. So you can't have a patriarchy within
Speaker 1: a male dominated like a solely male industry, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Because they would they would be able
Speaker 1: to talk about the patriarchy. But a man can't say,
Speaker 1: there's this is maybe like a hierarchy elitist's good. There
Speaker 1: you go. Good. So anyways, now people are questioning now
Speaker 1: this guy also, there's a lot he's been accused of
Speaker 1: sexual assault. He's he's a rapper on the side. Dare
Speaker 1: I know that's that's the why excuse the sexual assault?
Speaker 1: He raps, Okay, no, but like he has a lot
Speaker 1: of off field, like he had a lot of office.
Speaker 1: Where where does the story end? So the story ends
Speaker 1: with do we believe? Well, here's a question, right if
Speaker 1: someone has repeated behavior that's apparently negative and they're lying,
Speaker 1: and it's it is like the boy that cries wolf,
Speaker 1: because then it's like, okay, so he's lied about all
Speaker 1: this ship. He's fucked up so many times. Let's go
Speaker 1: to the X ray, go to the X right. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see the X right of his ankle. Let's see
Speaker 1: what's going on. I guess, yeah, I guess he has
Speaker 1: to show He's like, yeah, he has to show his
Speaker 1: ankle and show show the receipt. Yeah, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: feel like, but don't used to go out of people?
Speaker 1: How would you get cut for having a bad ankle,
Speaker 1: or yeah, for lying saying it's hurt more than enough.
Speaker 1: Whoever cut him had enough of this guy's bullshit. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he didn't want him on the team in the
Speaker 1: first place. Tom Brady vouch for him. Well, that's that's
Speaker 1: what happens when you're a liar. You don't get trusted
Speaker 1: when you actually need help potentially, and that's the fallout
Speaker 1: from being a liar. But this is what they do.
Speaker 1: They go, oh, we feel so bad for I hope
Speaker 1: we're here for They spin it to him seem like
Speaker 1: he's crazy. Then it was crazy. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Everything that you could ever say about someone is because
Speaker 1: of something going on in their brain that they did
Speaker 1: not choose to happen. So this is back to the
Speaker 1: Sam Harrison of no free will. When someone shoots up, uh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mass shooting, and they go to the autopsy
Speaker 1: and they see their brain and it's riddled with CT,
Speaker 1: you go, that's because he had CT. That wasn't his fault.
Speaker 1: Or if someone murders the people and they're declared insane,
Speaker 1: it's not their fault. They don't you know, they're not
Speaker 1: eligible for the death penalty. But literally anything you do
Speaker 1: is because something is going on in your brain that
Speaker 1: you don't know. Annoying that that they get to then
Speaker 1: spin him as a liar and oh, we feel bad
Speaker 1: for him, and I hope he gets help. It's a
Speaker 1: way for for them to not be responsible the hierarchy,
Speaker 1: for them to go, oh, we didn't fire him, he's
Speaker 1: making shipped up whatever, Like well, they should have empathy
Speaker 1: for this monochical liar because I mean that it's he
Speaker 1: even people that are so bad like they just he
Speaker 1: can't help that he's a liar and that he grew
Speaker 1: up with parents in a brain in a situation that
Speaker 1: made him into this person that has to continually lie
Speaker 1: and manipulate like the other. Like they won the super
Speaker 1: Bowl last year. He was fine then, you know, he
Speaker 1: was in he was in line then, and now that
Speaker 1: he only has four touchdowns, he has a decent like
Speaker 1: season going on, they're already winning without him, Like then
Speaker 1: they go, okay, so now now you have issues. Last season,
Speaker 1: you have issues, and also do you keep them playing
Speaker 1: football to protect him, you know, from himself? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like because without this like sense of
Speaker 1: like passion and direction. Is he gonna go and fucking
Speaker 1: be really nuts? You know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's oh, you keep them playing football to
Speaker 1: protect him? Yeah, No, I don't think they care about that.
Speaker 1: They're not like mitigating potential losses on the outside for
Speaker 1: other like let's keep him away from hurting his partners
Speaker 1: by having him go to practice more, And they don't
Speaker 1: care about that. No, no, no, Um, let's get to
Speaker 1: fan t Rex. I'm gonna have you counted three. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to hear from you guys. What do we
Speaker 1: have today? No? Uh, all right, here's uh, we'll kick
Speaker 1: things off with a message from Stevie. Hi, Nikki Andrew
Speaker 1: and no, uh, my name is Stevie And I've been
Speaker 1: wanting to call into the podcast almost every time there's
Speaker 1: something that you guys say that resonates with me, or
Speaker 1: advice that I really take to heart. But finally, what's
Speaker 1: instigating my voicemail today is a mispronunciation that I had
Speaker 1: I drive around a lot for work and was pulling
Speaker 1: into a neighborhood and checking in with the gate attendant
Speaker 1: there and gave the street name Paul Mela and was
Speaker 1: driving through the neighborhood after they let me in and
Speaker 1: I saw the names on the streets were like Katherine
Speaker 1: Street and Jackie Street, and I realized it was Pamela Street,
Speaker 1: not Pamela. So that made me kind of feel pretty dumb.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys appreciate that. So anyways, I love
Speaker 1: you guys, and jack Er turkey ja. I bet it
Speaker 1: was a Thanksgiving around. Thanksgiving is when you love that Pomela.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, I don't hate it. I don't
Speaker 1: hate it. First of all, I kind of like how
Speaker 1: that sounds. Also, why are all the streets named after
Speaker 1: like first names. That's kind of weird. Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 1: You don't want to live on that street. No, No
Speaker 1: one wants to live in that development. No, Court, I
Speaker 1: know one guy in Court. Court's a good name. I
Speaker 1: kind of like it. What about Stevie for a girl? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's such a cool. It's like Sheila.
Speaker 1: It's like an eighties like cool badass chick wearing shoulder
Speaker 1: plaids in her blazer. I don't mind Pamela. I think
Speaker 1: what was it Pamela? Pamela. She called it Pamela like pomesan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Instead of streets. She said Saint because she thought it
Speaker 1: was St. Louis. Um, when you write St. Louis, Oh,
Speaker 1: is this the question you had? Where Louis is very annoying?
Speaker 1: And when you put in the airplane thing on Southwest,
Speaker 1: they go, you don't have apostrophes doesn't up or you
Speaker 1: can't have a punctuation, So the st like period. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you just gotta write sty. Sometimes you st that's bullshit, sucks.
Speaker 1: Maybe because of St. Croix. There are the other Saints.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying, like, is that why? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know any but how do I
Speaker 1: write it? How do you write it? Yeah? St you
Speaker 1: call our our streets. I'm not gonna say we're our street.
Speaker 1: But you constantly mispronounced that, and it's just the way
Speaker 1: it is. It's like my buddy has the last name
Speaker 1: l E m b O, and I say limbo l
Speaker 1: e m b o, l e mbo, So it's lembo, right,
Speaker 1: Lembo lembo, but you say limbo yeah like l I yeah,
Speaker 1: I just consistently do it well. At first I just
Speaker 1: that was so it's similar to our What about in
Speaker 1: New York Houston Street? You gotta say Houston. At first,
Speaker 1: you say Houston, Yeah, you definitely say yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it just becomes Houston and you just never There's one
Speaker 1: neighborhood in l A, though, that I can constantly cannot pronounce, right,
Speaker 1: Why did they do that? To be like like, I
Speaker 1: think it's only named after someone where their last name
Speaker 1: was pronounced Houston. I think it's to be bougie and
Speaker 1: not be We have a problem because I don't know
Speaker 1: how how people pronounce Lebanon, Lebanon, Steve Stevie Lebanon. Alright, now,
Speaker 1: what's the next one? All right, here's one. He didn't
Speaker 1: leave a name. But want some advice, Nicky Noan Andrew,
Speaker 1: I love the podcast. I used to watch your Serious
Speaker 1: XM and podcast, So fan Um, I've recently decided that
Speaker 1: I want to cut back on how much I drink,
Speaker 1: specifically um, not drinking during the week. Um. And so
Speaker 1: I read the first third of Alan cardbook that you recommended,
Speaker 1: But if I'm honest, it just didn't really do a
Speaker 1: whole lot for me. I feel like I didn't really
Speaker 1: get when he was getting at and he just kind
Speaker 1: of talked in circles and please don't be mad. At
Speaker 1: me for saying that, because I know it's helped you
Speaker 1: and a lot of people. So I was just interested
Speaker 1: in hearing if you had any other resources or suggestions
Speaker 1: that had helped you. Also, what helped Um, Andrew and
Speaker 1: uh Noah kind of get their drinking under control? Um.
Speaker 1: I really liked how you talked about how it isn't
Speaker 1: liquid courage because if it wasn't, fireman and police officers
Speaker 1: would be drinking it to go and do their job,
Speaker 1: but they don't. So that was really helpful and powerful.
Speaker 1: So thank you for that. And I love the podcast
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna keep listening and I hope you get
Speaker 1: this voicemail. Yes, Um, do you have any think for him?
Speaker 1: Because I know you didn't read the Alan Card book?
Speaker 1: What what has helped you? What I saw the cover? Um,
Speaker 1: I think like the cover read a third read out. UM,
Speaker 1: So I think that it depends how much he's drinking
Speaker 1: during the week. I think a lot of people justify like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's just like I think that's probably he's probably drinking
Speaker 1: enough to feel sick in the morning, because otherwise it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a problem. Well that's the thing, like just
Speaker 1: because you're not being sick in the morning, it still
Speaker 1: can be a sickness. I guess is I guess that's
Speaker 1: the advice i'd give him, like maybe it's not impeding
Speaker 1: on his life other than the fact that he just
Speaker 1: wants to stop, you know. So I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think like you just gotta What I would do is
Speaker 1: I would write down what are the pros and what
Speaker 1: are the cons and literally right down, like what what
Speaker 1: am I getting out of this? Because that's what the
Speaker 1: Alan Carr book is about, is about anything you think
Speaker 1: you're getting out of it, he proves it wrong. So
Speaker 1: I would have liked to hear what this guy has
Speaker 1: to say, why why he likes it? Because obviously that
Speaker 1: the thing about it makes you current, like it gives
Speaker 1: you social skills that you don't you normally lack and
Speaker 1: have encouraged that resonated because it doesn't give you courage.
Speaker 1: It just makes you stupider. Um. I think that something
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't that is not in that book, that
Speaker 1: I would advise that's helped me for the other things
Speaker 1: I've quit without that book is um, when you do it, like,
Speaker 1: don't say you're not gonna drink, Like, don't make these
Speaker 1: things of like I'm not drinking Monday through Thursday or
Speaker 1: Sunday through Thursday, Like, don't have these black and white things.
Speaker 1: Just play it by ear. And when you want to
Speaker 1: have a drink during the week and you're feeling this
Speaker 1: like already like guilt bubbling up of like I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing this, don't just do it. Just do what
Speaker 1: you want right now. Just truly do what you want
Speaker 1: and be like I need this, I want this, I
Speaker 1: need it. I'm not hurting anyone, Like I'm not choosing
Speaker 1: to do this because I want to hurt myself or
Speaker 1: anyone else. I clearly need this right now, and fucking
Speaker 1: just enjoy it and do what you want without any guilt. Um.
Speaker 1: That to me, I think is the true first step
Speaker 1: of cutting back, because the shame around drinking and the
Speaker 1: shame you feel when you when you have that first
Speaker 1: drink and then you go, well, if I had one,
Speaker 1: I already broke the seal. Let's fucking go wild. If
Speaker 1: you just are like I just want I just want it,
Speaker 1: and I just don't like for me the same way,
Speaker 1: I just like kept trying to like make all these
Speaker 1: rules for myself, and every time I would break one,
Speaker 1: I would feel so bad that I would just smoke
Speaker 1: all the pot and I would feel terrible. But when
Speaker 1: I first started just being like I just want it
Speaker 1: and that's okay, Like I'm not a bad person because
Speaker 1: I want to smoke a little weed right now, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. This isn't because I want to
Speaker 1: like hurt anyone or even myself. I just you just
Speaker 1: take the shame out of it, take this. Just do
Speaker 1: it because you want to do it. And I swear
Speaker 1: to God, when you start getting in the habit because
Speaker 1: you're not obviously ready to quit right now to the
Speaker 1: guy that was calling in, and that's fine, like you
Speaker 1: fucking need it still, and it will fall away when
Speaker 1: it's ready to if you take the shame out of
Speaker 1: needing it now, because there's nothing wrong with needing it
Speaker 1: right now. The other thing, too, is you know, when
Speaker 1: I was drinking, there would be times where I'd get
Speaker 1: so fucked up on the weekends. Like it sounds like
Speaker 1: he's a weekend warrior too, because he's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to stop drinking on the weekends that you would
Speaker 1: want to drink on maybe a Monday or Tuesday, just
Speaker 1: a little bit just to kind of soothe that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So, like your problem during the
Speaker 1: week could be stemmed from what you're doing on the weekend.
Speaker 1: So maybe if you could control the weekend a little bit,
Speaker 1: maybe it saving it all up for the weekend, because like,
Speaker 1: well that's the other thing. So just drink whatever the
Speaker 1: funk you want. That's what I would tell this guy,
Speaker 1: Like it will go away when it's ready to you're
Speaker 1: not ready to let it go, and that is so okay,
Speaker 1: Like it's not time for you yet, and you'll know
Speaker 1: when it is. And I know that you even want to,
Speaker 1: like you know, stiffing around it and being what is
Speaker 1: this and and reading the book and like being interested.
Speaker 1: You're obviously it's eventually going to be there for you,
Speaker 1: but it isn't. Now. I wish that someone would have
Speaker 1: given me that advice with pot, because I've just spent
Speaker 1: years hating myself over using it when I knew I
Speaker 1: wanted to quit, instead of just sucking enjoying the fact
Speaker 1: that I was doing it because I was just I
Speaker 1: wasn't ready, and it fell away as soon as I
Speaker 1: let go of the shame of doing it. I swear
Speaker 1: to God, it didn't take long for me to just
Speaker 1: go just laugh at yourself and go, I guess I
Speaker 1: need this, and let yourself have it, because there's no
Speaker 1: point in doing it if you're not going to enjoy it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't quit drinking. You know, a lot of people
Speaker 1: are like, what's your rock bottom? I didn't quit after
Speaker 1: fucking having fifty shots and doing count making a guy
Speaker 1: count the three. For some people, the bottom is the
Speaker 1: moment where you done. I'm just saying. But for me,
Speaker 1: what happened was like you said, it wasn't really that
Speaker 1: big of a deal. I didn't feel a ton of
Speaker 1: shame around drinking. I was just tired of it. I
Speaker 1: just why I wasn't giving it anything. I wait, after
Speaker 1: having literally a half of a Tallboy Corps light, that
Speaker 1: was the last time I ever drank, because I was
Speaker 1: just like, what am I doing? Why am I I'm tired?
Speaker 1: I'm more tired. I'm just like, it's just like it'll
Speaker 1: really do anything for me. Really, I'm not going out,
Speaker 1: I'm not working like raging like it. It might be
Speaker 1: easy to it's it will be easy for you. It
Speaker 1: will be easier than you think to quit when you're
Speaker 1: actually ready to do it, and that's not you know
Speaker 1: when I quit by eating this sort of behavior, It
Speaker 1: was not easy. It was a struggle, and it was
Speaker 1: never like so they're talking, But the thing is I
Speaker 1: was ready to do it. I just knew I was ready,
Speaker 1: and I knew I didn't have an option. This guy
Speaker 1: that's called in, you seem like you're not at a
Speaker 1: point where you're like, I'm out of options. You didn't
Speaker 1: hit like a gross bottom. You don't seem like you're
Speaker 1: tired of it yet because you want to try to still,
Speaker 1: like do it on the weekend. Just don't do any
Speaker 1: rules for yourself for now, Like for now, dude, truly
Speaker 1: enjoy it and with no judgment of yourself, because I
Speaker 1: have no judgment of you wanting to drink during the
Speaker 1: week don't don't make rules for yourself, no rules. That is,
Speaker 1: I want you to try that out and get back
Speaker 1: to me and see what happens. And it truly, because
Speaker 1: there's no point in drinking if you're not going to
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Like, just stop this. If you're doing something
Speaker 1: right now that you feel bad about, overeating, smoking pot,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever you're doing that you know you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Just enjoy it, because there's gonna be a time where
Speaker 1: you don't do it and you're gonna miss it. So
Speaker 1: just enjoy it right now. Why why lumps shame onto it?
Speaker 1: And here's the thing I still miss. It's not like
Speaker 1: it goes away either. Like I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people think, oh, you quit, and it's like you you
Speaker 1: did it. You're It's like I still have the same
Speaker 1: exact thoughts. I still fucking sometimes when I just get
Speaker 1: fucking hammered on the weekend and like I could just
Speaker 1: do it. You know, you have so much, like so
Speaker 1: much behind you to prove that that's not going to bring.
Speaker 1: But that's also another thing that I hate about sobriety.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like keep drinking because that's their shame behind that,
Speaker 1: And that's like another thing of like, well that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you wanted to drink something, I would
Speaker 1: not If you told me I drank last night, I
Speaker 1: would literally go okay, so what. And I would still
Speaker 1: let you say that you were sober and that you
Speaker 1: had ears. I wouldn't give you a ship because the
Speaker 1: second you start being feeling bad about something is the
Speaker 1: second you're going to use it all the more. Let's
Speaker 1: get the final thoughts and uh, what's our what's our
Speaker 1: last fan trax? Okay, last fan trax is from Cora. Hey, Nikki,
Speaker 1: I was listening to your podcast late last night while
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep, and I heard you guys talking about
Speaker 1: men's vulnerability when they're horny, and it reminded me of
Speaker 1: this guy talked to for a while. I was drunk
Speaker 1: one night with friends and wanted to prove this very thing,
Speaker 1: so I decided to text him and lightly flirted with him.
Speaker 1: This turned into an easy way to get attention from
Speaker 1: a guy without actually having to see him or hook
Speaker 1: up with him. I told him multiple times that I
Speaker 1: took up with him, which even prompted him to come
Speaker 1: to my parents house and wait outside for thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: as I told him I didn't want to sneak out
Speaker 1: of my house. Oh my god. We talked for almost
Speaker 1: two years, and the only reason it ended was when
Speaker 1: I started dating my current boyfriend we're calling That experience
Speaker 1: reminded me of that weird female sense of empowerment and control.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad I missed your Denver show, especially considering
Speaker 1: it was your special taping. But I hope to see
Speaker 1: you whenever you come back to Colorado. I love you
Speaker 1: in your podcast and you are by far the best
Speaker 1: dating show host and you added so much needed intelligent
Speaker 1: humor to the show. I hope you all are doing well,
Speaker 1: and thank you for the sense of friendship you've created
Speaker 1: with your fans. I love y'all. It's so sweet. That's
Speaker 1: I've done that so many times of where I just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's about the it's not about
Speaker 1: the control, which I like that she was like in
Speaker 1: control there. Sometimes it's for me where I've gotten a
Speaker 1: guy to like be like I'll go go there and
Speaker 1: then they show up and you're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not like my vagina might be weird or like
Speaker 1: I I just I'm too nervous to hook up or whatever,
Speaker 1: like I just make a lie and I'm like I
Speaker 1: can't because my dog is sick or whatever. You just
Speaker 1: but it's about just wanting to get the attention of
Speaker 1: like someone would and like sometimes I just want to
Speaker 1: keep it. I want I want to keep intimacy away.
Speaker 1: I just want to keep it on text. And do
Speaker 1: you think that's leading someone on? Like is that is
Speaker 1: that something negative with that to lead someone on, even
Speaker 1: if maybe they're getting off on being led on. I
Speaker 1: feel like that. I feel like this guy did not
Speaker 1: he was not invited to go over to her house
Speaker 1: because I feel like she probably he probably just showed up,
Speaker 1: which then that's not on her, but if she were
Speaker 1: like come over, and then you know what if she
Speaker 1: if she did that knowing she was going to turn
Speaker 1: him down. Yeah, that kind of sucks. But I've done
Speaker 1: it where I'm like, yeah, I want to do it,
Speaker 1: and then it's like you're like, no, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I Like, that's always my biggest fears, that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start hooking up with someone and I'll think I'm into it,
Speaker 1: and then in the middle of it, I'll stop wanting it,
Speaker 1: and then I'll keep doing it out of like feelings bad.
Speaker 1: But there's also something to it where it's like she,
Speaker 1: you know, she obviously writes well, like there's got to
Speaker 1: be like a feeling of like like dopamine of like
Speaker 1: getting this person to do just from my words, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I mean, that's kind of sexy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? This guy wait thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Because I used to write like emotions, and it's so
Speaker 1: scary that. You know what's so scary is when you
Speaker 1: get a guy, so like there are times where with
Speaker 1: my the guy I'm seeing now, I will and I
Speaker 1: probably talked about this before, I will not want him
Speaker 1: to finish because I won't want to lose that energy
Speaker 1: that I have cultivated from him being horny. And I
Speaker 1: know as soon as he comes it is like interested
Speaker 1: in me in that way will be faded. Like when
Speaker 1: we were in Hawaii, Like we were hooked up one
Speaker 1: night before we went to dinner and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to finish because I wanted him
Speaker 1: to be like all over me at dinner like I
Speaker 1: wanted that like, but then he started sucking. I just
Speaker 1: never get to see just like fucking imaginement. He started
Speaker 1: sucking want of the fish because you know, um, no,
Speaker 1: I is there? No? What do you relate to that?
Speaker 1: Like knowing that when guys come, they're just not going
Speaker 1: to be as like hands all over you and I
Speaker 1: It's almost like Christmas, Like I never want Christmas to end.
Speaker 1: I never want the good, the anticipation to end. There
Speaker 1: is something I don't know, That's what I think. Um,
Speaker 1: Cora was getting at like she just enjoyed the guy
Speaker 1: having the hots for her, but she didn't want to
Speaker 1: really reciprocate, and it was on him to just stock
Speaker 1: because it will go away. Yeah, I just feel bad
Speaker 1: for that guy a little bit because I do think
Speaker 1: like then it's like the next time someone like I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's gonna hinder him though from like having tried,
Speaker 1: you can learn from that, and you know, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's tricky though, because I have trusted used by
Speaker 1: guys coming and then being disinterested in me and not
Speaker 1: just you know, not touching me all over at dinner,
Speaker 1: but like truly being like I don't want to be
Speaker 1: with you anymore, because all of this was based me
Speaker 1: saying I wanted to be with you, was all based
Speaker 1: on the fact I wanted to fuck you, and now
Speaker 1: I got to and it's just like I don't like
Speaker 1: you anymore, and I just go what There is something
Speaker 1: about like that first texting to that's like the sexteine
Speaker 1: and like before you have sex, it is so fucking hot,
Speaker 1: and then but even like the month of like we're
Speaker 1: gonna period is just so like if I wrote a
Speaker 1: sex to Brenna right now. She'd be like, are you
Speaker 1: something happened? Are you? Is this for someone else? Because
Speaker 1: this is not our vibe. Our vibe you did you
Speaker 1: like fucking put the boxes away? Oh that's so cute,
Speaker 1: you know, Like, but but maybe I should spice it
Speaker 1: up like that again now, but maybe tell her. Well,
Speaker 1: today I was going through Instagram alright, just pulled it
Speaker 1: up and there was a video of Chris on his
Speaker 1: morning show that came up, and I was just like
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that guy is
Speaker 1: so fucking hot. Like my first thing was like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? And I wrote to him. I
Speaker 1: was like, it is such a nice surprise to be
Speaker 1: like my mouth went was a gape at how hot
Speaker 1: this guy was, and then I realized he's the guy
Speaker 1: that I'm seeing, Like it was such a good feeling that.
Speaker 1: And there's been times where I've told him like I've
Speaker 1: seen pictures of him just like that where or I'll
Speaker 1: see like him at a store where we've like kind
Speaker 1: of moved up and he'll try on a shirt and
Speaker 1: so he'll be and I'll go like, WHOA, that guy's hot,
Speaker 1: or I see him on Instagram or whatever, and I go,
Speaker 1: it makes me go, like who's that guy? And I go,
Speaker 1: I want you just to know though, like if I
Speaker 1: do have that response to a guy like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like attempt to like hook up with that person,
Speaker 1: I like I had to assuage his fears of like
Speaker 1: me not trying to fuck him. He was like, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you saying that because a little part of me
Speaker 1: is like, why is she getting so turned off by
Speaker 1: think other people? Yesterday? Because I went to Brenna's work,
Speaker 1: I got a facial and you came out of the
Speaker 1: place and that you saw her. She was working here,
Speaker 1: She's like behind the desk and like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to like I want to fund this reception.
Speaker 1: It's like and like she was like going through like
Speaker 1: the list of like could I have to fill out
Speaker 1: some forms? She's like fill out these fours. I'm like
Speaker 1: I was, I was like, is there a I literally said,
Speaker 1: is there a janitor? Close? Because like I was so
Speaker 1: fucking turned on yesterday, Like it was you got sometimes
Speaker 1: got to see your partner outside of like your daily ship,
Speaker 1: Like you gotta like it's a big reflection in a mirror.
Speaker 1: What was that? What Andrew just said is a big
Speaker 1: point that is stare Perel makes to see your partner
Speaker 1: in like other world. Oh my god, I have been
Speaker 1: another job loving Perel's podcast. Where should We Begin? I've
Speaker 1: listened to it so much. It is just couple of
Speaker 1: couples and couples couples counseling sessions. And the one that
Speaker 1: I listened to yesterday that I really recommend is like, um,
Speaker 1: let me just look at it so people can check
Speaker 1: it out, because it was so I want to know
Speaker 1: what people think about this girl. I don't mean to
Speaker 1: be mean, but that was the name of the episode.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be mean, but and um, I mean,
Speaker 1: all of them are so good, but they're they're not
Speaker 1: a couple she's been seeing for a long time. It's
Speaker 1: one off deal. She doesn't see them again. It's just
Speaker 1: one session and it's it's and in this session she
Speaker 1: kind of loses her cool and she gets sucked into
Speaker 1: their relationship and starts kind of like acting like the
Speaker 1: girl she starts. At one point, she realizes like she's
Speaker 1: yelling at the girl for being dismissive of the guy
Speaker 1: and bossing him around, and she goes in that moment
Speaker 1: she's like, you know, commentating on her therapy, and she's like,
Speaker 1: in this moment, I realized what I was telling her
Speaker 1: not to do, I was doing directly to her. Sometimes
Speaker 1: as a therapist, you think you are getting through to them,
Speaker 1: Like it's interesting to hear a therapist talk about being
Speaker 1: a therapist. It's like a movie when they have direct her.
Speaker 1: She's so good it, um, you gotta check it out.
Speaker 1: So it's where should we begin? S there perel e
Speaker 1: s t E R perel And that's uh. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to be mean, but is the episode? So um,
Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow on the Monday on the show
Speaker 1: don't be cut out there? And Jack, Oh, that one
Speaker 1: is good. There's two. I should have saved the other
Speaker 1: second one. No, Jack, be quick doesn't work on its own,
Speaker 1: or will it on Monday