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Speaker 1: your phone tap. And today, Jose calls a woman who

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Speaker 1: booked a motivational speaker to come talk to her employees

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Speaker 1: that afternoon. Okay, and the guy she's scheduled is a

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Speaker 1: very highly respected, extremely skilled speaker. Yeah, but unfortunately there's

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Speaker 1: been an issue. Okay, he won't be able to make

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Speaker 1: the event tonight. Luckily, though, Jose is ready to fill

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Speaker 1: in for him. Oh gosh. Right, and Jose has some

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Speaker 1: strange and unorthodox tactics to motivate her employees. I just

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Speaker 1: hope she likes outdated celebrity impersonations. Yeah, it's your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap right after this on the twenties, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Joe Anne. Yes, you don't know me, but

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Speaker 1: my name is Tony Tampoon. It's very nice to meet you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Tony Tampoon. I'm good friends with Damon I believe he's

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Speaker 1: booked to be your motivational speaker today. Uh yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: booked for tonight. Okay, well, he just called me and

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Speaker 1: asked me to fill in. What do you know, he's

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Speaker 1: on a contract. He told me he couldn't make it

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Speaker 1: because apparently he ate cat food or something. He thought

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Speaker 1: it was tuna. I don't know. I wasn't there, but

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Speaker 1: he's sick. That's not acceptable. We have an event boat

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Speaker 1: of people waiting for him. He's been books for weeks now,

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Speaker 1: so he feels horrible about it. But listen, I believe

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Speaker 1: that I am more than capable to step in for

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Speaker 1: you tonight. I don't even know who you are. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard of you. Listen. My buddy is the one

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Speaker 1: who dropped out. Okay, we've been best friends for years.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him on stage maybe a million times. All right,

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Speaker 1: I've completely soaked up his entire act. Just because you've

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Speaker 1: seen someone on stage doesn't mean that you can do

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Speaker 1: what they do. Okay, So well, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: think I could say this. Just let me show you

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Speaker 1: what I can do. Listen, our event is tonight because

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Speaker 1: your friend doesn't want to show up and get sick. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so look, you're gonna feel so much better. Let me

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Speaker 1: just let me paint the picture. Okay, Imagine I'm on

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Speaker 1: stage speaking to hundreds of your employees, and who gets

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Speaker 1: on the mic confusions said, it doesn't matter how slowly

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Speaker 1: you go, as long as you don't stop. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Right? Is this your motivational speaking? That was

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Speaker 1: Christopher Walkin? That doesn't think horrible? That is not motivational speaking.

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Speaker 1: And that is not what we paid for. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we didn't hire Christopher Walkin. Okay, it's not all going

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Speaker 1: to be Christopher Walkin. There's gonna be other people like

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Speaker 1: imagine except for the challenges so that you feel the

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Speaker 1: exhalation of victory. Okay. I don't know what you're thinking,

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Speaker 1: but we're not paying for your impressions. Okay, Oh what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? This is no impression. This is

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Speaker 1: a set, gonnery. I don't like any of the impressions

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Speaker 1: you do. You're not hired. A presentation has a chance

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Speaker 1: to share, not an oral exam and I love me

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Speaker 1: some oral You get it? Or okay, I'm hanging. No, Look,

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Speaker 1: do not come to the event tonight. There will be

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Speaker 1: security there. Okay, look, I get it. Bill Clinton, maybe

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Speaker 1: a little too much. Try this on for size. Then,

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Speaker 1: if you don't use stories as members made, enjoy your speech. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but there's no chance they'll remember. I have to do

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Speaker 1: my job right now, and you're wasting my time. What No,

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Speaker 1: you're wasting my valuable time to find a replacement for

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Speaker 1: your friend who cuts sick. Well, you don't like prank

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Speaker 1: phone calls, Lady, another impression. No, this is the truth.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jose I'm on a morning show called

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. You guys. No, you're on

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Speaker 1: the radio. Oh scared. Oh my god. Your friend Tammy

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said, you're so stressed about the

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Speaker 1: motivational speaker. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. Why

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Speaker 1: would you kill her if you could just enjoy the joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, leave her to me. I'll take good

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Speaker 1: care of her, little slick, will it take care of

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Speaker 1: These are all so horrible? Oh my god, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: really bad. You're right. Wake up every morning with funk

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning