Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision, hey
Speaker 1: or hive, we are hitting the stage baby one night
Speaker 1: oh in New York City. We haven't done any other
Speaker 1: shows this year, but Mandy's leaving for Atlanta, so we
Speaker 1: decided we need one night all together in New York City.
Speaker 1: That's right, So Tuesday, December third, at Sony Hall, we
Speaker 1: are bringing you a very very special show that you
Speaker 1: do not want to miss.
Speaker 2: You've never seen this show before. It's only gonna happen
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Speaker 2: We cannot wait to see you again.
Speaker 1: That is Tuesday, December third at Sony Hall here in
Speaker 1: New York City.
Speaker 2: Get your tickets now, see you there.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we welcome to another episode of your fucking
Speaker 1: favorite show ever.
Speaker 2: Got damn it? Horribleus? What? What? Goddamn it? Oh? I'm
Speaker 2: your girl? Now? Many was that? How many? Why?
Speaker 1: Welcome to your favorite fucking show god damn it. And
Speaker 1: you're adding on it now now you're adding onto it.
Speaker 2: Well, they've been saying, you know, what have they what
Speaker 2: have they been saying? And who are they?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was and he was like, y'all was talking
Speaker 1: to curse to motherfucking much in the Bigini, so we
Speaker 1: we can't monetize it. Goddamn YouTube and he got and
Speaker 1: then it just be listening to the ship in a
Speaker 1: car with their motherfuckeris.
Speaker 2: That's why the CoP's coming to get you. Now the
Speaker 2: popo is coming up with your ass. Okay, welcome guys.
Speaker 1: I'm Mandy v aka method Man, d aka that beach.
Speaker 1: Don't do that because I'm the French one. I'm weazy
Speaker 1: and as you can see today, I'm dressed like that's done.
Speaker 1: And it's because I was eating twat so so you're cosplaying.
Speaker 1: You're dressed like bitch, like who I am a dominatress
Speaker 1: because I ain't having sex? So I'm you dressed like
Speaker 1: you sell it. I am not just like I sell it.
Speaker 1: You dressed like no, no, no, no, the ones who sell
Speaker 1: it be naked.
Speaker 2: No doms be dressed just like this.
Speaker 1: But doms don't have to do penn joms charge, I'm
Speaker 1: not having sex right now. You know that locker your neck,
Speaker 1: It looked like you got the motherfucking Arros game unlocked.
Speaker 2: Want to get on Don't do that, don't do that,
Speaker 2: don't do that. I look I look real. If you
Speaker 2: want to see what I look like, you could get
Speaker 2: on the YouTube.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really dressed like a lesbian because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: like you guys know, I had another feast from the
Speaker 3: title and it was like, I might as well just
Speaker 3: be gay gay on an episode.
Speaker 1: You're not gay gay if there's dick involved, you feel
Speaker 1: barely what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: We barely, but the dick was still present. I honestly
Speaker 3: what a trooper he was because we forgot.
Speaker 2: He's that's crazy.
Speaker 3: No, like I think it a fun way, but he
Speaker 3: like really enjoyed it. And also we'll get into it.
Speaker 3: What you've been up to. I stepping on people for money.
Speaker 1: I am not stepping on nobody for no fucking money.
Speaker 1: So still just like chilling out, no liquor, been doing
Speaker 1: fucking pilates and bar and my rips hurt, so don't
Speaker 1: make me laugh today my kind plates.
Speaker 2: And it's yeah, is there a different type of pilates.
Speaker 2: Plates is on a machine. Machine, no machine.
Speaker 1: All my body weight, bitch, and the body is is heavy, bitch,
Speaker 1: I bitch, I'll be able to pick up my motherfucking
Speaker 1: does I'll be like, God, I am like the little positions,
Speaker 1: be like this, bitch, it hurts everything.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: And then there's like this little thing I've been doing
Speaker 1: with a towel, So I lift the towel up and
Speaker 1: then I lift my legs like, oh bitch, that ship,
Speaker 1: motherfucker hurt. So I've been doing that. And then I'm
Speaker 1: excited going back to Dallas as always this year to
Speaker 1: celebrate uh Thanksgiving with my second family, and so gonna
Speaker 1: go down there early, maybe hit a Mavericks game. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping we get to do the Cowboys game again this year.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm still inching and getting nervous as fuck
Speaker 1: about this move.
Speaker 2: Stop looking like that.
Speaker 4: Stop looking like that. Why she's smiling.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, now I'm like sixty five thirty five, bitch,
Speaker 1: you was seventy yesterday was Don't do that, bitch. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to make some depth between these episodes that we
Speaker 1: record at home.
Speaker 2: Let me change. Don't say yesterday it was it was
Speaker 2: a month ago. Sure, just like the month ago be
Speaker 2: the idea that you're moving to Atlanta. No, no, no, it's
Speaker 2: it's like still seventy thirty. Are you gonna be eating?
Speaker 1: I'm having anxiety about moving, bitch. I ain't even gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. I've already just been looking if I moved.
Speaker 3: Because that French food at ourselves are not the same.
Speaker 3: I am going to literally have whenever we decide.
Speaker 1: To record your reservation, bitch, my reservation is gonna be
Speaker 1: set breakfast, lunch, dinner, breakfast lunch, then I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: fly out for dinner. But I'm like, the food in
Speaker 1: Atlanta is so bad, and I just love everything New
Speaker 1: York has to offer.
Speaker 2: So that's kind of where I'm at right. What will
Speaker 2: be your New York crash pads?
Speaker 3: Like, because I feel like when I was first working
Speaker 3: in LA I didn't get a place yet, so I
Speaker 3: would have like people's houses that I would say at me,
Speaker 3: like you two days you today?
Speaker 1: So mad a sante love and Tanette been staying with
Speaker 1: her man. I mean, I ain't gonna hold you. A
Speaker 1: part of me, well, no, she lives in Brooklyn. A
Speaker 1: part of me was like trying to see if maybe
Speaker 1: before I leave, I find you a little nigga alike
Speaker 1: so that I can come up here and I could
Speaker 1: be like coming in town. But then I can't come
Speaker 1: in town when I'm on my period caause I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna have to fuck him. So I say at his house,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and I'm sorry, Ed and
Speaker 1: and Wolf y'all stay kind of out the way. What
Speaker 1: do you mean you stay uptown, don't you? I'm in Harlem, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's uptown. And then my god, Harlem is feels so
Speaker 1: far meek Mill, that's right.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. And if you're I mean he's he's cool.
Speaker 5: I don't not.
Speaker 4: He's in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: We're in Brooklyn. I thought she was in Liken. That's
Speaker 2: not Dave.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, right that what she's just wait? What did
Speaker 4: I just call him?
Speaker 2: New York?
Speaker 5: She called you?
Speaker 1: You're not in Narsy.
Speaker 2: I definitely thought you was like off Avenue.
Speaker 3: D I will tell you I met a hood ass
Speaker 3: nigga the other day and I was like you, he
Speaker 3: was like Williamsburg.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, that's crazy, and I thought you really
Speaker 1: judging for your own kind? That's crazy gives me very much.
Speaker 1: They're not all gentrified and niggas got money.
Speaker 2: You mean, it ain't about money though, you know white Nah.
Speaker 2: I like Williamsburg. I was looking to move over there too.
Speaker 2: It's pretty white, though. I love it. That's why I
Speaker 2: go and get my own case.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like Williamsburg because it's pretty much the
Speaker 3: Lower East Side. But I'm not gonna hold you the
Speaker 3: mord this relationship get.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell him that, baby, I know you
Speaker 1: want this in Brooklyn, but let's go a little higher
Speaker 1: up right here. I'm about to say, Dumbo, bitch, that's
Speaker 1: how close I want to be to the city.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I mean Dumbo's nice. I was looking over
Speaker 3: there too. I don't want to be up there. I
Speaker 3: want to be in the goddamn where I'm at.
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave.
Speaker 2: I want to be in the East. Last religion I
Speaker 2: will fight you in but nota mama. I'm just right,
Speaker 2: my bad. What's been going on with you? I've just
Speaker 2: been living here so long that it's thirteen You know
Speaker 2: the area, the area that when you've been living in
Speaker 2: one area for a long time, your whole routine is.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie. I love my repertoire. I
Speaker 1: love it, Like what am I supposed to do? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what I'm not supposed to eat?
Speaker 2: And every day we make Ah.
Speaker 1: It's so tough, it's so hard. Anyway, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's been up for our ketchup? And I really wanted
Speaker 1: to make this damn near the vanilla shit?
Speaker 2: Okay, what is that?
Speaker 3: You know when you see friends like I think, I
Speaker 3: don't really know much, but I know Ari and someone else.
Speaker 3: Ari and who broke up like a friend breakup? They
Speaker 3: was always beefing online.
Speaker 2: Tucson.
Speaker 1: No, that's not the one.
Speaker 2: That's another girl.
Speaker 1: No, Ari and Tucson the girl who was on the
Speaker 1: show on BT. Yes, So now you know if it's
Speaker 1: anything bitch, I at least knowed. No, I was happy
Speaker 1: with the people. So something that Son as a boy,
Speaker 1: the one he bought. But it's kind of real life.
Speaker 2: You might be talking about Jada.
Speaker 1: They're just not friends like that, Okay, But Tucson she
Speaker 1: just fell out with who was her actual friend. So
Speaker 1: I literally was thinking to myself, I need to break
Speaker 1: up with a friend, but just temporarily.
Speaker 2: Oh please, let's talk about this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you had to break up with a friend,
Speaker 1: tell us the story for what and I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: you know how wrong you was.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm only sharing the story on Horrible because they
Speaker 3: basically were like posting weird stubby ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm gonna sub you on my show.
Speaker 1: Puts out so you want to put it out there
Speaker 1: and like ari you Now. One bitch was Jada.
Speaker 3: So basically there's a friend of mine who I just
Speaker 3: feel like is always kind of shady, okay, and in
Speaker 3: a way that sometimes will hurt my feelings, like they
Speaker 3: may maybe recently sent me something that was I think
Speaker 3: I posted a quote of a guy and then she
Speaker 3: posted something of him to me, sent it to me
Speaker 3: of like something he did wrong or catching him in
Speaker 3: a lie, or like told me something Kamala does wrong,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, look at your last ten story,
Speaker 3: replies to me. That's what I said to her. Literally
Speaker 3: one of the stories that I posted was me and
Speaker 3: my fro.
Speaker 1: And she was like girl a miss damn Okay, So
Speaker 1: how much of is this an actual friend or is
Speaker 1: this just an associate that needs distancing? There is the
Speaker 1: difference like does she come to your house that she
Speaker 1: met your mom does she Actually.
Speaker 2: It doesn't count.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to give too much detail, but basically,
Speaker 1: but you consider her a friend and she's shady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't known each other forever, but if you okay,
Speaker 1: and met through work. Okay, So that was kind of
Speaker 1: how our friendship started. Okay, but like literally called her.
Speaker 2: I was like hey. She was like, what's up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I just feel like you lowkey
Speaker 1: hate me mm hmm, and she said, uh, why where
Speaker 1: the fuck are you getting that from, bitch? Like I
Speaker 1: literally was just saying congratulations on something to me, she said,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I mean just your energy,
Speaker 1: Like look at the things you write me, Like sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll say something to you and you're like going really
Speaker 1: hard at me back, or like.
Speaker 2: You like arguing with me. Are you just like this
Speaker 2: with everybody?
Speaker 3: She got offended, pulled back and said, you know what,
Speaker 3: one of the niggas I've been dative and saying this
Speaker 3: about me too, that I just have like sometimes negative energy,
Speaker 3: and like, I really I'm really sorry, Like you're kind
Speaker 3: of right, I have been doing that, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: if you're if I'm not the only person that said it.
Speaker 3: I just need to take like a little bit of
Speaker 3: a break. I'm in a bit of a fragile state
Speaker 3: right now with family stuff, and sometimes when you write me,
Speaker 3: it really puts me in a bad mood for the
Speaker 3: whole day. And I kind of I'm getting to the
Speaker 3: point where I'm complaining about you to another person or
Speaker 3: even my neggati.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing, Like I don't want us to be like this,
Speaker 2: so like, let's just take a little break.
Speaker 1: H I'm not I'm not mad at that. What does
Speaker 1: it look like to revisit then? Like how long does
Speaker 1: it does a break with a friend look like?
Speaker 3: We were spending a lot of time together when I
Speaker 3: was in LA And Okay, I think it just means
Speaker 3: like maybe I won't see you the next time around,
Speaker 3: and maybe we don't need.
Speaker 2: To get on the phone all the time. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I literally just had the same type of conversation with
Speaker 1: my best friend about another friend that I have who
Speaker 1: I just she has hated her ways, and but I
Speaker 1: really enjoy being around anyone.
Speaker 2: Like my birthday, my birthday, I get the four thousand
Speaker 2: dollar door.
Speaker 1: Bag and I'm like, bitch, and she knows we like
Speaker 1: we've all hung out together, and so I sent her.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, look what this nigga got me
Speaker 1: for my birthday. Her immediate response was, bitch, if he
Speaker 1: got you that, I just wonder what he got and
Speaker 1: named the other two bitches.
Speaker 2: That we know he damn that.
Speaker 1: Literally was like, damn if you got that, I just wonder.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I swear to God. And I told,
Speaker 1: and I told, and I told my best friend. She
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I can't believe, like that's what she said.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, she's done stuff like that before.
Speaker 1: I think it just has to deal with men, because
Speaker 1: in every other capacity she doesn't hate when it comes
Speaker 1: to what I do, how much money I have, where
Speaker 1: I live, when we travel, She's the funnest fucking person
Speaker 1: that I love hanging around her.
Speaker 2: But when it comes to guys, she'd just be saying
Speaker 2: some hater type of ship.
Speaker 1: Do you think that every comment is to kind of
Speaker 1: put you down a little? I mean yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean she's also one of my friends that like,
Speaker 1: if we're out and there's a bunch of guys, oh,
Speaker 1: if we are looking at the same guy, it's hunger games,
Speaker 1: Like there's no she gone back off, or like it's
Speaker 1: like okay, well let's see who he wants. Like there
Speaker 1: was even one guy that she she dealt with, a celebrity. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was like my type, And so she called me
Speaker 1: just to say, I feel like you may have fucked him.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna call and tell you to let
Speaker 1: you know that I fucked him last night and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep fucking him. But I just feel like you
Speaker 1: might have sucked him. I was like, girl, now I
Speaker 1: didn't fuck him, but yeah, So like it's a weird
Speaker 1: energy with men, but I really love her. So there's
Speaker 1: just like compartmentalizing her behavior when it comes to one thing,
Speaker 1: but every other way is different, which is also like
Speaker 1: techno the comments to me about nominogamy and my self worth.
Speaker 1: I mean, so, I it's weird when it comes to
Speaker 1: like relationships and the pick me shit and how women
Speaker 1: deal with their romance romanticization if that's a word of
Speaker 1: men or what they want or what they feel like
Speaker 1: other women are getting that they should be getting.
Speaker 2: I get where it could get weird, but like that's
Speaker 2: where that's not a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 1: The deal breaker for me was like the other girl
Speaker 1: who sat on her podcast and said she didn't want
Speaker 1: us to be successful because she thought she should be
Speaker 1: as successful as us, and there was an envy and
Speaker 1: a jealousy and a hate towards what I was doing overall.
Speaker 2: Did she say exactly that damn me? Or she said
Speaker 2: she did? She pretty much said like when I she said,
Speaker 2: what damn? How come they what? Save ship? No, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, They're same shit.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you, though, uh huh, not
Speaker 3: saying the things that the other things she didn't do
Speaker 3: work right.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of other ship there too.
Speaker 1: But there is a real vulnerability in being like, damn,
Speaker 1: how come I'm not there to me?
Speaker 2: Let me ask you the this?
Speaker 1: You have? You have friends out loud, you have friends,
Speaker 1: you have family, and you have even your your romantic partners.
Speaker 1: I don't think in any way do I want any
Speaker 1: of those three people in my life to have any
Speaker 1: sort of envy or ill intent of what I have
Speaker 1: in comparison to what they hail intent And and maybe
Speaker 1: that's not the word, but that's my point though, That's
Speaker 1: that's when I intent, because baby, no, that's my point though, Mandy,
Speaker 1: that is what makes it bad and.
Speaker 2: Is not always bad. Well, No, there's a I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know when it comes to like my overall livelihood,
Speaker 1: you being jealous of my livelihood to where I feel
Speaker 1: like you're not happy for me, or you can't celebrate
Speaker 1: my wins.
Speaker 2: I don't want to think it's the same.
Speaker 1: Be natural, yeah, but the same the same way you
Speaker 1: talked about though, like you're you're this homegirl always being negative.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a type of energy from anyone that
Speaker 1: I do not want around me.
Speaker 4: The difference that she directs the energy to her though.
Speaker 2: Because.
Speaker 3: That's that specific thing she said. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 3: the other ship was wrong, but that one actually, to
Speaker 3: me I empathize with. And I empathize that with that
Speaker 3: because there have been moments where I've that about calling
Speaker 3: her daddy. Yeah, And I understand we don't look the same.
Speaker 3: We haven't had the same background. We're in hep why
Speaker 3: we're not doing certain things and mainly the way but
Speaker 3: although I.
Speaker 1: Say if we compare them, but I have definitely said
Speaker 1: that in my own brain or maybe even on this podcast.
Speaker 2: You're not friends with al You weren't friends with Alex.
Speaker 1: Okay, correct, However, that's envy. That's not me wishing ill
Speaker 1: for her. No, I don't mind also envy regard or
Speaker 1: being jealous or looking at what someone else has to me.
Speaker 2: I've hearn one hundred five million dollars saying, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. No, we don't want her to not eat. No,
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, I don't want people around me.
Speaker 1: If I'm sitting here and I'm buying tickets to your
Speaker 1: live shows, I'm supporting you in whatever way I can.
Speaker 1: If I want all of the people around me to win,
Speaker 1: I do not want someone around me who who kind
Speaker 1: of almost because what innately turns into is kind of
Speaker 1: there becomes a celebration for your losses.
Speaker 2: I can't agree with that, Like it'll be hard not
Speaker 2: to be like, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like like if I take ten steps forward and I'm
Speaker 1: doing my shit, and then I may get knocked down
Speaker 1: two or three steps back. I don't want to feel
Speaker 1: like the person right next to me might be kind
Speaker 1: of happy, or or that I'm humped or try to
Speaker 1: humble me because I'm not continuing in whatever direction.
Speaker 2: She tried to humble you with that bag who she did, bitch.
Speaker 2: I honestly, that was kind of shitt.
Speaker 1: Bro it was, and I'm just like, but there's been
Speaker 1: those type of things said before where I'm just like, well, bitch,
Speaker 1: let me know when you get a four thousand dollars bag.
Speaker 2: Hope, girl, I actually have a friend you know, stff
Speaker 2: like that. But I don't want to just let me.
Speaker 1: Know because maybe when you get a four thousand dollars
Speaker 1: bad too, I'm gonna be like, uh, well, I wonder
Speaker 1: way he bought his baby mama, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. I had a friend of
Speaker 2: mine say something. I'm trying to let it go, but
Speaker 2: it really bothered me. Oh share it, because now we're
Speaker 2: sharing this shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my man always gets me flowers and he'll grab
Speaker 3: them from like the vodika or whatever.
Speaker 2: And she talked about the flower.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's like consistent with it, and like she
Speaker 3: sent me a TikTok about when flowers die and how it's.
Speaker 2: The energy of the person. I gave him to you
Speaker 2: what like she sent it to you after he comes
Speaker 2: in with it, like he always grabs them.
Speaker 1: Wait, she said that the energy like I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was but it was a it was a
Speaker 1: video or TikTok of like.
Speaker 2: Flowers and when they died quickly, it's something about when
Speaker 2: was she directing that towards your man specifically or was
Speaker 2: it just like just sent it to the group. Chap
Speaker 2: did feel like, you know that niggas flowers?
Speaker 1: Bitch, I just like flowers for my birthday, and bitch,
Speaker 1: they're all eventually gonna die, and know the niggas they
Speaker 1: do the little penis.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, like maybe I you know.
Speaker 2: Maybe I got maybe I took offense to it. But
Speaker 2: here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I'm very in love right now, and I'm very sensitive
Speaker 3: and very cautious of how I let people.
Speaker 2: Just don't look like mine.
Speaker 5: This up.
Speaker 2: This is the worse. Sorry, guys, yes we are. What
Speaker 2: is this?
Speaker 5: What did you get?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: This is mine. It's say punkin bitch.
Speaker 1: Y'all know it's punking season, and bitch, I'm a drink
Speaker 1: whatever got punkin any whatever, got well pistachio.
Speaker 2: They just kind of snuck it back and I like
Speaker 2: the statue.
Speaker 4: My damn, this is good.
Speaker 1: I'moud drink whatever, got apple spice, whatever got pe.
Speaker 2: Can, because you have to do that now you've just
Speaker 2: did this. Do we blow this out on you people? Yes, bitch, don't.
Speaker 2: He just gave me a birthday gift. I got a
Speaker 2: free drink on my birthday.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it is this company and Elon Musk
Speaker 3: love my Tesla and I love this goddamn coffee, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I love this. I can't wait
Speaker 3: till I really hope every time he gets on about
Speaker 3: Trump and they do already saw that.
Speaker 2: It's too late, talked about how she loves the coffee
Speaker 2: so much. And this is not an ad. We are
Speaker 2: just recording after a fucking photo shoot and we're fucking tired.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I just don't know what to take of things.
Speaker 3: But I'm very sensitive about this relationship because I realized it.
Speaker 2: About every relationship. Let's be very real. You are just
Speaker 2: sensitive about these niggles period.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I used to let people talk about Obay not
Speaker 1: really not know you didn't because I used to try
Speaker 1: to talk about that nigga and you, well, maybe because
Speaker 1: you just don't like me.
Speaker 2: But I would try to talk. I would try to
Speaker 2: talk about that nigga, and you'd be like, no, I
Speaker 2: definitely talked about my friends.
Speaker 5: I probably just didn't want to do it on camera.
Speaker 2: You didn't, bitch. I read that chapter. I was like, ooh,
Speaker 2: this ain't the same niggle. No, it's on a camera.
Speaker 2: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: It's like I never wanted to like make somebody look
Speaker 1: about it camera?
Speaker 2: Why did? And I know you're still watching? Motherfucker? Were
Speaker 2: my camera closure? I did get closure, but he still watched.
Speaker 2: I probably got a drink. Oh, I got all right? Anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, anyway, so let's get into leggy it su
Speaker 2: and what are we doing? The vanilla ship? We ain't
Speaker 2: got no anelow ship. That was a vanilla ship. Why
Speaker 2: we ain't got a vanilla shop?
Speaker 4: That was vanilla?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was talking ship because I was bringing up Ari
Speaker 3: always in online with her friends.
Speaker 2: Not at all. I didn't ring up no motherfucking so
Speaker 2: what who hold on? Then?
Speaker 5: Who did?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: The reason I brought up that was my vanilla ship
Speaker 3: because basically, whenever we talk about current events, its a
Speaker 3: Vanella ship. Ari and that girl would sub each other,
Speaker 3: her and Jada. Okay, so I made this phone call
Speaker 3: to this girl. I'm like, yeah, I just think we
Speaker 3: need a break, Like I told you. I really cannot
Speaker 3: handle ship like that right now. And I'm a very
Speaker 3: like giving person sometimes to the point where it does
Speaker 3: me wrong. I don't really have good boundaries when someone's.
Speaker 2: Doing me wrong.
Speaker 1: However, once I hit that marker, it's like crazy, like crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm wilding out.
Speaker 3: I'm blacking out on you. It is crazy, and I
Speaker 3: don't really want to have that energy with someone I
Speaker 3: care about. So I'm taking the preliminary steps right I'm like,
Speaker 3: let's take a little break whatever.
Speaker 2: Maybe an hour later.
Speaker 1: They start posting things about promiscuity and women. They start
Speaker 1: posting things.
Speaker 2: Is a girl is a girl or a guy?
Speaker 5: What's the matter?
Speaker 2: You're just confusing me because now you use a n A.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about this first, but is it a
Speaker 1: girl or a guy?
Speaker 2: Girl? What is it matter? I want to know, you
Speaker 2: want to know?
Speaker 1: Want to drag it out dat let them call them
Speaker 1: them in dead. Then they started posting about what do
Speaker 1: they say people that travel to get away from their problems?
Speaker 1: When literally on my close friends I posted me on
Speaker 1: the beach and said just getting away from.
Speaker 2: My problems and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Then the other one was about they broke they can't
Speaker 1: get to a beach. That's why, unless they go to
Speaker 1: Santa Monica.
Speaker 4: So they're referencing your close friends.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: And then the other one that was all day yesterday
Speaker 3: was about people in non monogamous relationships that are delusional.
Speaker 1: She don't like she don't like you friendship. You gotta
Speaker 1: like cut down all like, are you serious? So all
Speaker 1: I want to do is reply and go fight her ass?
Speaker 1: But you got to be a Florida bitch real quick.
Speaker 2: That's not that. So many times like what is? What is?
Speaker 2: Because you in New York? Is is she in La?
Speaker 1: Let me just say this, Hey, if she have a thing,
Speaker 1: she's gonna come to a lot show. Let's kick out.
Speaker 3: I was so tight because the ship wasn't. It was
Speaker 3: basically just talking about how our body is sacred. It
Speaker 3: wasn't our body is sacred sharing it with multiple people
Speaker 3: women trying to keep mint girl.
Speaker 1: Wow, I want to ask you of your friends, and
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about ones that we've even made in
Speaker 1: terms of the industry because of this podcast, But do
Speaker 1: you have because it doesn't seem like it, do you
Speaker 1: have other friends that are non monogamous, because it seems
Speaker 1: like a lot of your female friends are monogamous like
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 2: I have a community within your homegirls. I know your
Speaker 2: gay home boys are all like.
Speaker 3: With the non monogamy. That's interesting. Hold on, let me see. Yes,
Speaker 3: one of my closest married friends is no monogamous. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: actually okay, yeah, it's like someone to lean over that yep,
Speaker 3: okay and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay circle. I actually would include Vinnie in that.
Speaker 1: I said, no gay guys, what is he newly monogamous?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Vinnie's nom monogamous. He's been in
Speaker 2: polic he's no monogamous. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we've talked to about but I think most,
Speaker 1: I'm not most. A lot of gay men, a.
Speaker 3: Lot of game are monogamoush though they fucked together, even Jay,
Speaker 3: that's not monogamous.
Speaker 2: I mean with Bennie and I.
Speaker 3: We've had a lot of in depth conversation with his
Speaker 3: last partner because they were very poly and it's off
Speaker 3: me too, and they had a girlfriend while dating.
Speaker 2: He's my friend.
Speaker 1: All tour we were we were like freaking frack Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what we was. You was frick co I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I was I'm not gonna get to see him this
Speaker 1: weekend now because I was gonna see him. Shut up anyways,
Speaker 1: go down your alline, what little hoardry you got fussed?
Speaker 3: Okay, little give us a little listen all about that threesome,
Speaker 3: right y'all. I had the best fucking threesome. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: So damn, you've been having a lot this year. That's
Speaker 2: what the comments are gonna say.
Speaker 5: So that's that Saturday or not.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just leading into the god damn, how
Speaker 2: about you gonna have the bitch called me fake gay
Speaker 2: ones and I was like, cool, none of the girl
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 4: So this is like a long term thing, you know,
Speaker 4: is it'd.
Speaker 5: Bitch?
Speaker 3: When she said the fake gay shit, it didn't really
Speaker 3: hit me until in these recent little things, and I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, now before I get into the hard drive,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this. Mandy's question to me was really
Speaker 3: important for everybody to hear because it is exactly what
Speaker 3: my boyfriend and I talked about after this scenario.
Speaker 2: What was the question? I just asked?
Speaker 1: Do I have people in my community? He was like, oh, okay, bitch.
Speaker 2: He was like, I don't even know why you be
Speaker 2: telling this bit ship like facts.
Speaker 4: She don't get it.
Speaker 2: Tell the world instead Hello.
Speaker 1: But he's right, He's like, Yo, why do you expect
Speaker 1: her to understand anything?
Speaker 2: Like stop?
Speaker 1: Like I agree, you know, But for me, if I'm
Speaker 1: on the phone with you and I ate a pussy
Speaker 1: last night, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna tell you same. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Same.
Speaker 2: It was exciting for me when I was having sex.
Speaker 2: I would do the same.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's not like I'm thinking to reserve certain things. However,
Speaker 2: now what I learned.
Speaker 3: Man, Literally, I just brought her up a few episodes ago.
Speaker 3: One of my married friends, her name is Nia. She
Speaker 3: went on a double date with her husband who any
Speaker 3: first me, Beard, Bay and Scissors. I wish of her name,
Speaker 3: and I made a joke to her like I wish
Speaker 3: people could just talk like when this happened, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I wish somebody would just.
Speaker 2: Talk shit about me normal, like y'all probably did. In
Speaker 2: the car. She was like, girl, me and.
Speaker 5: Eddie was not talking shit. We were just like okay,
Speaker 5: good for them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was like, you didn't you weren't talking shit.
Speaker 1: Your first time meeting me was with my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. She was like, no, I didn't even think
Speaker 1: twice about it.
Speaker 2: But that's me and I.
Speaker 1: But that leads me to believe you do have more
Speaker 1: of a majority of friends. But that's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: that do unfortunately judge your decisions in terms of how
Speaker 1: you live sexually and romantically.
Speaker 3: Well, see here's the thing you asked me and my
Speaker 3: friends that are in monogamous life. Frianda doesn't judge me,
Speaker 3: and she's completely monogamous and tellivan no judgment. She can
Speaker 3: listen to me and tell the story, open ears, open heart, whatever,
Speaker 3: but I don't.
Speaker 2: That's what's hard, right.
Speaker 3: She's a great confidant for me and gives great advice,
Speaker 3: however not her lifestyle, but can get into this conversation,
Speaker 3: can ask me challenging questions.
Speaker 2: But there are certain people that can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy because I think that is a bit
Speaker 1: of a blessing that I would say I have with
Speaker 1: my community, like my friends, all my homegirls, and ain't
Speaker 1: none of them like non monogamous like me, Like you've
Speaker 1: met damn near all of them now, and they just
Speaker 1: it's so funny because even DeAndre DeAndre, like when I'm
Speaker 1: around her and the family, her mama will be like, girl,
Speaker 1: I like one of your pictures, and then I kept
Speaker 1: swiping it. I to unlike it because girl, you so crazy.
Speaker 1: And the family everyone knows I'm wild, know I'm no monogamous,
Speaker 1: and I don't get that judgment all. It does not
Speaker 1: have to come from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm saying, like, I don't believe monogamy
Speaker 3: is necessarily the thing to make your friendship safe.
Speaker 2: Not it's not. It's not you know, So let me.
Speaker 1: Ask you that in the Whore Dirve, you said following
Speaker 1: the threesome, Sorry, y'all, we're gonna keep this show going.
Speaker 3: Don't look that Oh no, but yeah, but I wanted
Speaker 3: to say when you said when you sense that thing,
Speaker 3: that was basically you were saying, when you send that
Speaker 3: thing from a friend, like they may not be open
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 2: Don't share an excitement where it's not this goddamn shit.
Speaker 1: I'm closing it the Whore Dirve, How you make this
Speaker 1: what topic the Vanilaa and the Hord. Don't let this
Speaker 1: coffee hit real quick? REROOQUI did give us real quick
Speaker 1: before you get into your threesome tip. Maybe something you
Speaker 1: did new something that was exciting.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, so let's get it's the horn, dirve shitch.
Speaker 1: I was closing my thought.
Speaker 2: I'm not about to fight with you on this. Goddamn shit, how.
Speaker 4: Are you it really is the coffee?
Speaker 2: Ain't even the coffee.
Speaker 1: She's just all over the place right now. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to Yeah, why did you get watcha? Your drinks normally
Speaker 1: be green?
Speaker 2: Now whose coffee is hitting them? We were on one.
Speaker 2: I was getting ready to say now YouTube.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker started talking it's the pumpkin.
Speaker 2: Do not blame the pumpkin? My hard I I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give the audience a fun back. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry real quick, but back y'all. My nickname is Punking.
Speaker 4: Your nickname is pumpkin.
Speaker 2: My family, you know what? You need to start sponsoring adderall.
Speaker 2: You know I've never taken add all of my life.
Speaker 2: You need a little, don't do that. Why do I need.
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you need a whole field? You
Speaker 2: need want a little?
Speaker 1: Ain't got niggas go look at their phone right now,
Speaker 1: like is it at one point five? You never had
Speaker 1: never had an adera all the day in my life bitch,
Speaker 1: I want to get you.
Speaker 2: I'm high on life. I don't know you won't be
Speaker 2: high when I say hi, I don't need to be like.
Speaker 4: It doesn't really do much.
Speaker 2: You go like this.
Speaker 1: It may you like I'm gonna feel like a DJ
Speaker 1: Like you know, because my friends, Girl, I have friends
Speaker 1: that have to take half every time they wake up.
Speaker 1: I have friends that are on adderall like vitamin's bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, just take the flintston and them.
Speaker 5: Oh, better not be judging you.
Speaker 2: No, I be judging them. Be like, bitch that you
Speaker 2: need an adderall to live? What is going on? Like
Speaker 2: I know, mother of his heart, for goddamn can I
Speaker 2: say my heart wanted me.
Speaker 5: Let me get to that out like gets.
Speaker 2: Your goddamn shit, bitch. So he called a bitch. I
Speaker 2: didn't like calling you, pumpkin. Go go ahead.
Speaker 1: My heart dur is to have things ready for the threesome.
Speaker 1: Girl said this tips so many times. Give us something new, bitch,
Speaker 1: have it all on the bedside. Actually, no, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3: So when we left this spot, for some reason, we
Speaker 3: weren't expecting the threesome to happen that quick. I realized
Speaker 3: you really need things lined up for whatever that person
Speaker 3: is coming in the house.
Speaker 2: Weed. Okay, you know, but you want to be me
Speaker 2: so bad? Alcohol, uh huh.
Speaker 1: And then a massage oil. That's how you nick cover
Speaker 1: a threesome every time.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm telling you right now, the last three people
Speaker 3: that have come to my home as the third, all
Speaker 3: the things.
Speaker 2: Ain't gonna hold you, even with the little four game
Speaker 2: night games.
Speaker 1: Give it a little thing in the game night and
Speaker 1: then you'll be like, oh, whoever loses got to take
Speaker 1: off a pisa clothing that's exasic.
Speaker 2: Gonna hold you. It happened Italy. Literally. I don't know
Speaker 2: the maker of Uno.
Speaker 1: But bitch, thank y'all because y'all have made a lot
Speaker 1: of threesomes and foursoms and orgies.
Speaker 2: Happened way easier than they motherfucker shit.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Quest loves no night and
Speaker 3: threesome No night. Those are the two that I do.
Speaker 2: So let's get into the horrible decision.
Speaker 3: I really wanted to make this the horrible decision because
Speaker 3: obviously we talked about threesome so much, but this particular
Speaker 3: threesome we talk about a lot you and they're never
Speaker 3: sick of it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting bored because maybe I'm not having sex. No
Speaker 2: three somes form me? Sorry, go ahead, Dave?
Speaker 1: Can you give me that in Haitler?
Speaker 2: I'm weaving a little bit. It's in the blue Are
Speaker 2: you in?
Speaker 1: Because I'm sick of your ship. Wow, it's in a
Speaker 1: blue bag. It's not let her die, let her die, Damn,
Speaker 1: you'll see it. It's a rare winner of blue one.
Speaker 1: I don't know you need a haler to tell you
Speaker 1: a threesome story.
Speaker 2: We are getting old bag.
Speaker 4: You have you ever pulled out? You're in haler during
Speaker 4: the threesome?
Speaker 2: Not a threesome? Its sex, y'all? Oh my, not often
Speaker 2: this ship? To do it again? It's my name, bitch,
Speaker 2: don't wear it out all right? Oh Mike, it's the season, Yoe.
Speaker 2: Something's in this ship. I'm not gonna lie. They put
Speaker 2: a little coked a little that bro. Now, this is
Speaker 2: what happens when we drink coffee at seven o'clock at night. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is what we call the morning. I hate recording
Speaker 2: a night dog. I'm fucking tired. It's my bedtime. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to get through. She got a whole other episode
Speaker 2: to record.
Speaker 5: My burnout.
Speaker 2: I got your crying.
Speaker 5: It's a lash glue.
Speaker 2: About you, oh bitch. Sell us the little threesome, the
Speaker 2: big one that the little one.
Speaker 5: Let me get this you too, Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, bitch, I'm crying.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh ship.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to make this one different because damn.
Speaker 5: Dave, stop taking that tissue.
Speaker 2: Sorry, y'all, bitch, this is an audible experience. We can
Speaker 2: get through it. You got drawed by Starbucks. See I
Speaker 2: think they draw us. Bitch. What is it I wanted again?
Speaker 2: Is what we get?
Speaker 5: She said?
Speaker 2: What is it I wanted again?
Speaker 5: You would have been too high and you come down
Speaker 5: and be like.
Speaker 2: That answer that birthday party? Bitch, I was so high. Okay.
Speaker 3: So I tried to make this threesome outline slightly different,
Speaker 3: clearly as I've been so adventurous lately, this particular threesome
Speaker 3: was the perfect unicorn. And I feel like we never
Speaker 3: really talked about the other side. But you recently were
Speaker 3: a unicorn to someone. Why wasn't I was there?
Speaker 2: Should keep your girlfriend? Bitch, I was not their unicorn
Speaker 2: that you were.
Speaker 5: No wanted No, she wanted that.
Speaker 2: I am not proclaiming that I was a unicorn.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is how people fucked up.
Speaker 2: I have that in my thing too.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us the story before you give tips. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want we want to hear the threesome. Damn it right,
Speaker 1: So un interrupted, y'all, I'm shutting up.
Speaker 3: I didn't know she was gonna be the first perfect
Speaker 3: threesome girl, but she was more assertive in the messages,
Speaker 3: which should have let me know. Going back and forth
Speaker 3: with her was swiping in la. I'm like, oh, she's
Speaker 3: super sexy.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: We'd chatting a little bit and then boom, what are
Speaker 3: you here for? Maybe her third message next message was
Speaker 3: more so along the lines of like, here have been
Speaker 3: my experiences?
Speaker 2: What made your last experience is bad?
Speaker 3: What made them good? I then asked her about her boundaries,
Speaker 3: and she said something that made me laugh so much.
Speaker 3: She does have a picture where she looked a little tomboyish,
Speaker 3: so I was like, she looked pretty gay. I don't
Speaker 3: know if she really taken dick like that, and she
Speaker 3: was like, I don't like long bounce of penetration. I
Speaker 3: need a ten minute king, I don't need a lot.
Speaker 3: And then she also talked about how couples acted and
Speaker 3: why she didn't enjoy it. She talked about sexual experiences
Speaker 3: she had with couples where the man got very jealous.
Speaker 3: And this is probably maybe the third time I've heard
Speaker 3: a woman say this that isn't super fem Okay, now,
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that she wasn't feminine or
Speaker 3: anything like that, because super cute, like big and super
Speaker 3: feminine energy, but like maybe in lesbian relationship she isn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But we made jokes about being tomgirls.
Speaker 3: So she talked about how like even after fucking the man,
Speaker 3: if the girl in her cuddled or something like that,
Speaker 3: she felt like a weird tension or jealousy and couldn't
Speaker 3: take it. So that was first off basically saying the
Speaker 3: couple needs to be like respecting each other. I'm not
Speaker 3: interested in this, which is the same same in my profile,
Speaker 3: I talk about how my boyfriend and I want to
Speaker 3: like spoil someone, and by that I just mean like
Speaker 3: making them a pillow princess.
Speaker 2: Here we go, you just want to sit it work, No,
Speaker 2: I said it right, And you know, so just like.
Speaker 3: Getting to rupt them, touch the massage them, like make
Speaker 3: them feel really adored.
Speaker 2: So we get to our date at the Line Hotel.
Speaker 2: It is in LA.
Speaker 3: It's like a good spot on the rooftop. It's like
Speaker 3: this little greenhouse looking vibe. And so me and him
Speaker 3: were going back and forth like, ohay, no, that's a
Speaker 3: dinner vibe. We should just do straight to drinks. These
Speaker 3: girls seem like, you know, what's up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I need a dinner. I need to
Speaker 1: do something like that's not super cat, like I need
Speaker 1: that's what you wanted.
Speaker 5: I like a date.
Speaker 2: Oh you know.
Speaker 3: She gets there and I'm not going to hold you
Speaker 3: for what it turned into. I kind of fell awkward
Speaker 3: at first.
Speaker 2: What made it awkward?
Speaker 6: She was.
Speaker 3: Something about I don't know, it didn't feel as sexual
Speaker 3: as I thought it would because of the messages.
Speaker 2: So I kind of was confused, like do we need
Speaker 2: drinks to warm up? Whatever it was she what she wore, like,
Speaker 2: what made knowing that she was coming to be a unicorn?
Speaker 2: What made her?
Speaker 5: I think I know what it is?
Speaker 2: What made her introduction like less sexual? Okay?
Speaker 1: And talking about sex so frequently in the app it does. Yes,
Speaker 1: it almost gets awkward because you're like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: And it's like a moreason you didn't want to talk about.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying like, we're now having to learn
Speaker 3: who each other is after we all just talked about
Speaker 3: this dirty shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, so now I'm sitting there and we're getting to
Speaker 2: know what each other does for work.
Speaker 3: Then we started talking about politics at one point, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, that's that'll draw up?
Speaker 5: Was I mean?
Speaker 2: But it wasn't bad because it was all saying, you know,
Speaker 2: we're all in.
Speaker 3: The seventeen here, like she was black. Okay, ninety eight
Speaker 3: wasn't a chance. It wasn't no Candace. But basically I realized, like, shit,
Speaker 3: how does this take a turn? The restaurant starts closing down,
Speaker 3: We go downstairs to get drinks at their speakeasy. Now
Speaker 3: we have a place to get closer together. Yep, something
Speaker 3: I learned. It has to be a lounge where there's
Speaker 3: no table in between, like if it's not like a
Speaker 3: real date date, you know, because once we could do that.
Speaker 3: She was in the middle of us and we got
Speaker 3: really close. The other thing that made her the perfect unicorn.
Speaker 3: We had one drink, it was barely finished. She kissed
Speaker 3: me first, literally around kissed him next. Okay, everybody was
Speaker 3: there watching, which made it so hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, I loved that.
Speaker 3: And also at first I was thinking, damn, that was
Speaker 3: kind of like presumptuous of her, right, But in her
Speaker 3: message and her messages to me, if she asked about
Speaker 3: how I feel about that kind of stuff, and I said, oh,
Speaker 3: I love I'm totally okay with him kissing women and
Speaker 3: like doing things outside of me. I'm cool with affection
Speaker 3: outside of me whatever. So I think that's what she
Speaker 3: was building on, like, oh, I'm gonna take this leap.
Speaker 3: Right after the drink is finished, she goes or she
Speaker 3: makes a joke about how I can kissing my braces
Speaker 3: because I was super nervous, and also my braces weren't
Speaker 3: in the picture, so I was a total catfish, very embarrassing.
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I was good. You're a good kisser.
Speaker 2: Y'all are good kissers.
Speaker 1: We're laughing, we're doing a three way kiss, nigga. I
Speaker 1: felt so bad for the people in there.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: He's about to go get us another drink and she goes, uh, no,
Speaker 3: we can just have one at your place, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, it was like nine.
Speaker 2: I like that me too, because I want to be
Speaker 2: to bed by one. Hello. I would want to early
Speaker 2: threesome too. I ain't mad at that, so.
Speaker 1: I was unprepared. I didn't ask what she likes to drink?
Speaker 3: Nothing like that girl. Yeah, had no like what I'm
Speaker 3: saying beforehand. Yeah, a real bad host of you, girl.
Speaker 3: I only had one little bottle in the house.
Speaker 1: Also, was that the plan for y'all to host? And
Speaker 1: were you fine with immediately hosting at your house and
Speaker 1: not getting a hotel room?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well what would be sorry to pause, but what would
Speaker 1: you suggest if someone is doing this for the first time?
Speaker 1: Do you suggest that someone feels comfortable with bringing this
Speaker 1: person to their home.
Speaker 3: Or I don't know if that's a good answer, Like, no,
Speaker 3: I live in the Lower East said, right, of course,
Speaker 3: that's a whole you know what I'm saying. I'm used
Speaker 3: to always hosting and having people come over, whether it's
Speaker 3: sexual or not, because I'm right there right anyone goes
Speaker 3: off to eat or for a drink, They're coming over
Speaker 3: my spot.
Speaker 2: So it's maybe how far they have to commute then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like for me, it's more so like I'm used
Speaker 3: to welcoming people into my house and I don't have
Speaker 3: issues with telling someone to leave.
Speaker 2: I know's that's why you had to move autumn. Robbery's
Speaker 2: oh my god, I used to live on Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so you know we were nearby. So we get
Speaker 3: back to the house. I fucking uber eats mad like
Speaker 3: or jig.
Speaker 2: I was hitting.
Speaker 3: I ain't never had ordered gin before. I was like,
Speaker 3: what's the most expensive Jen Hendricks? Then I'm getting the classes.
Speaker 3: I was like, let me just stay it up.
Speaker 1: So we get there and we're all just sitting there
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and I'm like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: do we do next? And we're hosting some feeling like
Speaker 1: I gotta make the step yep, I grabbed the UNO.
Speaker 1: This bitch because she ain't playing no games.
Speaker 3: I don't know she knows horrible decisions or not as
Speaker 3: a thirty five year old lesbian who's black. I feel
Speaker 3: like she might, but she ain't asked me my job
Speaker 3: got lesbian? She's by no she if she takes dick
Speaker 3: bro she's not. I'm gonna say eighty five percent lesbian.
Speaker 2: You we'll talk like how this works. But no, I
Speaker 2: mean she had.
Speaker 3: Mainly girlfriends, only did in one guy in college. Like okay,
Speaker 3: but yeah, so we get we started playing UNA or whatever.
Speaker 3: We're having fun we're drinking, and I just don't know
Speaker 3: what to do right now because I am so in
Speaker 3: my brain about making someone feel comfortable and consensual that
Speaker 3: I realize I really need women to lead in these scenarios.
Speaker 3: I do not like being pushy. I'm also the one
Speaker 3: who's with this man, like, I don't want you to
Speaker 3: feel like you have to do any thing. It's just
Speaker 3: too much, you know what I mean, like on the
Speaker 3: woman if they just lose it. So I'm losing that
Speaker 3: part of me. I believe we're doing horrible decisions for years.
Speaker 3: Also made me a little bit of too much of
Speaker 3: a consent orn, Like I wanted to kiss her thirty
Speaker 3: minutes before she did that, but I wasn't gonna do it.
Speaker 3: So she must got tired of playing who know, because
Speaker 3: she was like, whoever loses takes her top off, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh a real one, she's done this before.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here for it.
Speaker 1: So he takes his off because he lost, okay, and
Speaker 1: she's looking at his chest and then it turns into
Speaker 1: a kiss with him, and I turns to a kiss
Speaker 1: with all of us.
Speaker 3: He says, we all should get in the bed. This girl,
Speaker 3: my girl brought we were talking about massages. Brought her
Speaker 3: own massage oil. Was like, oh, here, here's a candle.
Speaker 3: I got it at black market Flee and you know
Speaker 3: it's black Olso I just figure we do whatever.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: She gets undressed first, her ass was so fat. I
Speaker 1: had only seen this with friends, Like I got thick friends,
Speaker 1: but I never put my mouth in one, you know where.
Speaker 1: I was ready to die about some shit.
Speaker 3: And literally when she took off her pants, him and
Speaker 3: I looked at each other like, and it's funny because
Speaker 3: he loves dick girls and be talking to me about it.
Speaker 1: But I was like, okay, now I get it. So
Speaker 1: she lays down in her panties.
Speaker 3: We're talking about her nice body, like we're saying it
Speaker 3: out loud audibly. I'm literally at her feet. It's a
Speaker 3: four hand massage. He's towards her neck. She's like moaning,
Speaker 3: talking about how amazing it feels, and it's just like
Speaker 3: this big fucking display of affection. She turns around, she's
Speaker 3: looking at us, and she's talking about how she's enjoying it.
Speaker 3: She's like, you guys are doing whatever you want with me.
Speaker 3: Girl was like a movie. She's like, you're just doing
Speaker 3: whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: And then she looks at me and says, what do
Speaker 3: you want. I'm like, oh, now she turned into a pussy. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: you say, I said, I want to watch him fuck you.
Speaker 2: Oh, and.
Speaker 1: She said something about being warmed up. First, I think,
Speaker 1: like to be warm, warmed up like whatever. She's like, okay.
Speaker 1: So we start going down on her together, making out
Speaker 1: with the clit in between.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was such a deep moment of love.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And we're just like on top of the pussy. I
Speaker 3: was so sexy. She's moaning talking about how great it is.
Speaker 3: And then at one point it was funny because we
Speaker 3: really forgot his dick was there, you know.
Speaker 2: So he's like about to put the condom on. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, let me suck it.
Speaker 5: And then I saw her get up to like, oh girl,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: What she all forgot shut out to niggas, don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck because he really was just grateful.
Speaker 3: So we're sucking his dick, her and I making out.
Speaker 3: It's getting super sexy. They start fucking, and he, because
Speaker 3: he's excited about her ass, tries to bend her over
Speaker 3: and I said no, no, no, Remember she said it's
Speaker 3: been a while. She literally said to us at Jenner.
Speaker 3: I don't think he heard her that it had been
Speaker 3: a year since she had sex with a man. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm like, so like start off slow, and he told
Speaker 3: me like afterwards, like, oh my god. When I was
Speaker 3: sucking her, it was like taking a minute to like
Speaker 3: open up, I can feel like and we like the
Speaker 3: pussy had to like you know, and it was very,
Speaker 3: very sensual because of how slow we were going.
Speaker 1: He started sucking her. I'm like wrapped up in her
Speaker 1: while he's fucking her.
Speaker 3: I don't know, almost like we're both in missionary While
Speaker 3: he's fucking we're making out. It's fucking sexy. Then turns
Speaker 3: around he starts fucking her from the back. We're sixty nine,
Speaker 3: and that shit was so sexy. Og girl, a pussy
Speaker 3: had a dick. At the same time, it was like
Speaker 3: God wanted me, shout out to Fronda.
Speaker 5: God wanted me to.
Speaker 3: Feel this moment like, oh my god, I had not
Speaker 3: felt that since I was with Scissors other threesomes. I
Speaker 3: just was not that like close to the pussy. While
Speaker 3: I was near the like, oh, it was just real
Speaker 3: nasty and nice. So then he starts sucking me, and
Speaker 3: I think, no, no, no, he kept sucking her. I
Speaker 3: get on top of her face. I didn't want to come.
Speaker 3: I had already came, but I was. I kept going
Speaker 3: a quiet come because I was embarrassed because I'd be
Speaker 3: coming too quick. And I was like, I don't want to, like,
Speaker 3: I'll just look it.
Speaker 2: You really do sound like that. So I sat on
Speaker 2: her face while she's getting fucked. He she's eating me out.
Speaker 1: He puts his face into my ass. So both of
Speaker 1: them are eating me out.
Speaker 3: She's on my pussy from underneath of top. He's fucking
Speaker 3: her missionary, he's eating my ass.
Speaker 1: Bro, I came so hard. I was like, sorry, you
Speaker 1: have to take a break. Bitch, took a little break.
Speaker 3: He was so annoyed in the oca seen in his
Speaker 3: face when he was trying to keep it cool, and
Speaker 3: her and I just start talking about how fucking great
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, you guys are fucked. Bess.
Speaker 2: I know that's the best when you can sit with
Speaker 2: the girl and be like, bitch, we did it.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: So then finally my pussy recovers because I need a
Speaker 3: little ten minute after, you know, and we start getting
Speaker 3: into more like licking, touching, more for it play, and
Speaker 3: I came.
Speaker 1: He starts again. He starts fucking me. Her pussy's in
Speaker 1: my face right, She's touching herself while I'm fingering her.
Speaker 1: Girl squirt it all over my face while he was
Speaker 1: fucking me. I was trying not to come out again,
Speaker 1: but bitch, she was good.
Speaker 2: It was like oh and when she.
Speaker 1: Squirted it, she was like, oh my god, did I
Speaker 1: make a mess?
Speaker 5: And I was like, is she doing duney? Which I
Speaker 5: coulda tag it.
Speaker 3: So then she like lifts up her ass to see
Speaker 3: how much is there. It's a whole puddle. She's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not that bad, and like he's still fucking me
Speaker 3: in Like I came too hard. After that whole thing happened,
Speaker 3: I had to stop again. Girl, I was at the
Speaker 3: point where like my body was starting to freeze up
Speaker 3: from all the fucking orgasming.
Speaker 2: So after her and I came, we're both like, she
Speaker 2: watched Love is Blind. So we all get in the
Speaker 2: band and I know this nigga wants to kill me.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle.
Speaker 3: She's to my left, he's to my right. He starts
Speaker 3: sucking me, spooning me while me and her fingering each other.
Speaker 3: Her fingers are inside of me while he's fucking me.
Speaker 3: Finally he comes girl, she's fucking playing with the ship
Speaker 3: with her fingers still making out with me, like it's
Speaker 3: rubbing all over my stomach. I was like, I made
Speaker 3: up for the foursome.
Speaker 2: That I had. Well, when y'all said I was Vanilla,
Speaker 2: I made up for that ship.
Speaker 1: No one said you were vanilla with a foursome. Well,
Speaker 1: nobody said that you you ain't this ship, but nobody
Speaker 1: else said.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. It wasn't a real force. I
Speaker 2: told you.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to this story like I want to apologize
Speaker 1: to everybody that's at the desk at work. They just
Speaker 1: had to listen to this ship for the last bit.
Speaker 1: Team is they they leaking at their desk. They're rock
Speaker 1: card there. They had to pause this while their boss
Speaker 1: just came in. I'm hoping nobody accidentally loses their fucking
Speaker 1: headphones and this goes on.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you think was worse? I'm not y'all
Speaker 2: playing with the comb are you spinning in his mouth?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 5: That was slapping with it?
Speaker 2: And would you say that that was money. Make spit bubbles.
Speaker 2: That was months ago.
Speaker 3: Ha and you too, which is nastier. Mandy dominating the
Speaker 3: nigga and saying make spit bubble. I didn't say her
Speaker 3: playing a little a little bit. I didn't say makes
Speaker 3: spit bubbles. I just spit in his mouth.
Speaker 2: What you just did? You said he creep by Joe
Speaker 2: pussy and she started playing with it like finger pang out.
Speaker 2: Danser is way more. I wonder if they're outside that
Speaker 2: is crazy. No, anyway, then well there's more.
Speaker 5: No I was.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna like you nasty god. So we
Speaker 3: all get done and she we're fucking wiped out. She
Speaker 3: stands up, but I felt the energy like she didn't
Speaker 3: want to leave, and I wanted to cuddle too, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you don't have to go, and she
Speaker 3: was like shure.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, she is in the bed.
Speaker 3: We cuddle, and I realized how much I need safety
Speaker 3: and threesomes. A lot of my threesomes were obey, were
Speaker 3: so fun and frivolous, but I kind of had to
Speaker 3: unpas after. But what I like didn't like. Here's what
Speaker 3: I realized in this threesome. I actually really like gay girls,
Speaker 3: and if the girls aren't that gay, I may not
Speaker 3: be that into it. My attention with her was so intense,
Speaker 3: and I think I said it on a Patreon with
Speaker 3: you where I was like, I need the girl to
Speaker 3: be into me.
Speaker 2: Da, da Da. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I know, my nick is fine. I know some girls
Speaker 3: are just here for the vibe, but like, I don't
Speaker 3: enjoy sharing. If you don't want to crave a pussy,
Speaker 3: I agree, it's just I agree, not saying it still
Speaker 3: can't be sexy.
Speaker 2: But I need a woman. I need all of the play,
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to engage if I want the exchange.
Speaker 1: I loved watching them fuck. I kind of like took
Speaker 1: a step back for a second and was like just
Speaker 1: enjoying it, like even just touching myself. Like I love
Speaker 1: seeing that there's not really a boundary there, you know.
Speaker 1: And I feel that a lot of the women that
Speaker 1: I've met in person kind of want to date this
Speaker 1: cute couple.
Speaker 2: More than they really want to have to.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe they're down to fuck him while little something,
Speaker 3: but like, nah, that bitch was in it, like he
Speaker 3: came back from a little break to get I think
Speaker 3: a drink or something, and like I felt him sitting
Speaker 3: on the edge of the bed, just like watching looking.
Speaker 3: He talked about how good we look, how like sexy?
Speaker 3: It was, So are you gonna see her again?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 1: We were texting? I was like, I wish she lived
Speaker 1: in New York. Yeah, we're gonna see each other again.
Speaker 1: That whole out I know you would wis tricking ads.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. You wouldn't fire out to New York, sending.
Speaker 1: Three days together two three d like a few days ago.
Speaker 1: There's a little different.
Speaker 3: From she's from New York though, Okay, but no, like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in LA in three weeks and like
Speaker 3: so is he?
Speaker 2: So is this gonna be like an ongoing unicorn?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Girl, the lot like literally in the middle of us fucking,
Speaker 3: I said to her, like, how are we gonna ever
Speaker 3: have sex without you?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: That's how wild she said that the kissing She was
Speaker 3: like that was, oh, I can read the texts. You
Speaker 3: love reading text me, probably because they were talking about
Speaker 3: how good I am.
Speaker 2: That's the only time of text you like to read.
Speaker 1: Well, I will say this, it's really nice to sext
Speaker 1: after a thing like that, because you could kind of
Speaker 1: recap together, you know, she said, let me see.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think we were talking about it. I said, Yo,
Speaker 3: we were just talking about you. It's so crazy you
Speaker 3: texted me. We were like talking about last night. She said,
Speaker 3: what y'all say? I liked him a lot. He was
Speaker 3: so sweet, so kind and cool. You got a good one,
Speaker 3: she said. It was the most sensual three way kiss
Speaker 3: I ever had. You guys are both kisss. I felt
Speaker 3: so in sync with you. Listening to you go down
Speaker 3: on me was so sexy. It made my night to
Speaker 3: hear how much you enjoy me, and so many other
Speaker 3: things I want to do next time. I'm counting on more.
Speaker 3: Her and him talked about how she wants to get
Speaker 3: her strapped and they want a gang baby a bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh we need to get that. We need to get
Speaker 2: a whole episode on it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Like she was like, oh, I'll bring it over. And
Speaker 1: we also live a three minute drive from each other.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna pick the size out? No, you're gonna
Speaker 2: let her just bring whatever dick she got. What if
Speaker 2: she got a king? Noir did, and she'll have to leave.
Speaker 5: Nah, but like dead ass.
Speaker 2: So the next day we immediately had to do family. Shit,
Speaker 2: my parents are playing backgammon.
Speaker 1: We got the dogs and when I were playing Jenga,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we just had a threesome last night.
Speaker 3: That was disgusting, like that come shit, Like that shit
Speaker 3: was nasty. There's still a little coming up pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you real nasty. He was like, I know, like,
Speaker 2: this is this is our normal life. You think our
Speaker 2: life is normal. This is normal. This is normal.
Speaker 3: We can still be these people. Like, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: pushing my dad in a wheelchair. He's like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: you been in Like it's really like after that whole
Speaker 3: scene that.
Speaker 1: We just did and we were I mean, I love
Speaker 1: that these are our conversations though, because yes, you could
Speaker 1: be a filthy, little dirty slut the night before you
Speaker 1: go to church.
Speaker 3: Like it's like, okay, and I think that's it right,
Speaker 3: It's knowing that you can exist in both. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: so when we started talking about it, that was his
Speaker 3: and I first threesome. Yeah, we've had the foursome we had,
Speaker 3: I know it was, but that was the first actual
Speaker 3: threesome sex parties.
Speaker 2: We had the foursome in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Then we had the Force with these people, but we
Speaker 3: really haven't had intimate time and another woman alone where
Speaker 3: we fucked.
Speaker 2: I like, how you be doing that?
Speaker 1: Tell me when you'd be doing like all girls do that. Like, girl,
Speaker 1: we ain't really fucked, like you've had threesomes with him before? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't, Mandy, it's just been foursomes. Yes, we fucked
Speaker 1: the lesbian couple in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Okay, then we did the thing where I fucked the
Speaker 3: girl and the niggas was there, and then we had
Speaker 3: a girl sleepover and she didn't fuck. We've had a
Speaker 3: lot of making out with girls like intimacy like that,
Speaker 3: but this was our first time doing that.
Speaker 2: We were laughing because I was like prosing that bitch.
Speaker 3: And yeah, through that conversation we talked about how much
Speaker 3: more we want experiences like that, how high she set
Speaker 3: the bar in the morning, so it got really hot.
Speaker 3: Both of them were joking about how they don't need acy.
Speaker 3: He's African and she's an alien, because I don't know
Speaker 3: how to fuck two people don't need a cy all.
Speaker 2: I got out in the bed, went on the couch.
Speaker 3: She got up and was like, oh, I want you
Speaker 3: to be comfortable, I'll go home, and I was like no, no, no, please,
Speaker 3: I want you to be comfortable.
Speaker 2: And I genuinely meant it like I didn't care.
Speaker 3: I just I didn't even want her to leave. I
Speaker 3: just was like, bitch is hot girls waiting. It was
Speaker 3: both knocked out. But why I say she was so
Speaker 3: perfect was because afterward, in her follow up with me,
Speaker 3: she was like, hey, like can you play alone?
Speaker 2: Like what's comfortable for you? Guys.
Speaker 3: Enjoyed the both of you, even the care that she
Speaker 3: took in the middle of it with saying to me,
Speaker 3: what do you want? I loved that because most of
Speaker 3: the times I think, damn near one hundred percent, we
Speaker 3: kind of need to put it in the woman's hands
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. But before we wrap up, I.
Speaker 3: Am going to just read this really quickly, and it
Speaker 3: is some things that unicorns need to look out for
Speaker 3: when they are going to be engaging in any kind
Speaker 3: of contact with a couple.
Speaker 1: Signs that something may be wrong, things like that bitch
Speaker 1: I noticed.
Speaker 2: Signs so.
Speaker 3: A couple saying we always come first, when a couple
Speaker 3: says they don't do a hierarchy, but comments like this
Speaker 3: will give you actions. Otherwise, as a new person entering
Speaker 3: the dynamic, your presence has the potential to end create
Speaker 3: a lot of tension If you find yourself being ignored
Speaker 3: as soon as there are problems in the couple's relationship,
Speaker 3: be aware that the power imbalance is at play. Looked
Speaker 3: out for signs that you are being treated equally, and
Speaker 3: assess whether being constantly deprioritized is something you're comfortable with now.
Speaker 3: I feel like for unicorns, even though this sounds different,
Speaker 3: because it could be a relationship, you shouldn't be deprioritized
Speaker 3: in a one night like there should be a one
Speaker 3: night Yeah, I agree, Like I you don't need to
Speaker 3: be like we're first, we're this, we're that. Like, bro,
Speaker 3: calm the fuck down. Stop making someone feel like such
Speaker 3: an outsider comments like uh, you can only have threesomes
Speaker 3: with us. Threesomes are super fun, but if you're not
Speaker 3: allowed to have sex with either of them without the
Speaker 3: other person being there, okay, think about whether the double
Speaker 3: standard is something you want long term. It also goes
Speaker 3: back to if the couple is super monogamous in a
Speaker 3: sense that you can be with anyone else. This is
Speaker 3: why there are four relationships always in a throttle or
Speaker 3: threesome scenarios.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Another thing to look out for is someone giving ultimatums
Speaker 3: on a profile when you're looking like if you don't
Speaker 3: like our rules, you can leave, or if they forbade
Speaker 3: them say that, if there's anything that is saying listen
Speaker 3: to us, or something along the lines of you needing
Speaker 3: to put your trust in them instead of them get
Speaker 3: it is a very horrifying situation to be in because
Speaker 3: you will always be on the outside of two people
Speaker 3: being the majority. So I say that because I have
Speaker 3: seen a lot of that with the couples on certain apps,
Speaker 3: with like we don't do this and we don't do
Speaker 3: that if you think that, and I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 3: y'all ask it for right, right, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, guys, make sure dann we forgot to do it. Y'all.
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Speaker 5: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: This killing your hands is so white. We gotta bring
Speaker 2: Ashley on. Ah, it's dead and you know I did it.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I did it.
Speaker 6: I kept saying, Dad, keep smoking, smoke them down, shoving
Speaker 6: them in out, very white.
Speaker 3: And then I thought, because there was Dixon, and we
Speaker 3: should bring a Keeme. But we're gonna see how this
Speaker 3: episode GOP three.
Speaker 2: I know about it. Maybe it's funnier that I haven't.
Speaker 1: No, honestly, everybody knows about it to be fine, but
Speaker 1: I want to intro a cheme. We don't even need
Speaker 1: to do that since he's been here too much. And Ashley,
Speaker 1: who a keem introduced me to I went on your pod, yes,
Speaker 1: and I'm wonderful.
Speaker 8: I had so much fun in comments or just like
Speaker 8: this is an amazing guest Bringer back Bringer back.
Speaker 2: I'm not just saying no, I didn't watch the movie,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 5: Know the comments and comments were there before I didn't watch.
Speaker 2: But it was mad fun.
Speaker 3: And it's fun because like when you don't expect to like,
Speaker 3: you know, vibe that well. But I ended up thinking
Speaker 3: to myself, no, like cause you never know, You're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: So I go on this date on the field app
Speaker 2: with this girl who didn't tell me that she knew
Speaker 2: who I was, which wasn't a big deal. But I
Speaker 2: think that's a big deal. She told me later in
Speaker 2: a text. You are Yeah, She's like, oh this, let
Speaker 2: me read it to you. Actual late deal.
Speaker 3: So I talk about it in this episode of She
Speaker 3: was the perfect unicorn, Like literally just everything about this girl,
Speaker 3: Like I think when you bring someone in for a threesome.
Speaker 2: The vibe can be off. Maybe they can be too needy,
Speaker 2: maybe you'll be too needy.
Speaker 8: Maybe they're shop so masculine, though from where I was
Speaker 8: standing on stage, she seemed very masculine to me.
Speaker 2: That was my man girl. Oh so we have this
Speaker 2: amazing threesome. No one talks about jobs, right.
Speaker 3: She sends me a voice message like, Hey, I don't
Speaker 3: know I ever told you that I've watched her show before,
Speaker 3: but I'm listening to my regular podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, neg Sorry didn't like that. I don't like that.
Speaker 5: I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 2: Well, you're a different person than I am. I don't
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 6: If you're gonna be a fan, at least be a fan.
Speaker 6: I watched your show. I will say, I'm listening to
Speaker 6: my regular podcast as.
Speaker 2: Wild But maybe she feels like this is my safe space.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, like because maybe we talked about Dick too
Speaker 1: much and from after fucking her.
Speaker 2: Okay, well here's what she said.
Speaker 3: This is she said, I absolutely can't really listen to
Speaker 3: your show at work because it gets crazy. But need
Speaker 3: more queer shit in my life, and so I like
Speaker 3: to listen to queer comedians while I'm working, et cetera.
Speaker 2: And you're on this week girl, So mind you.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that she knew who I was,
Speaker 1: and I leave Ashley's pod thinking I was wilding out.
Speaker 2: Nobody's gonna know me there. I have five black listeners.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and one of them happens to be someone
Speaker 7: you've had a threesome where because you.
Speaker 2: Slept with a lot of my blacklisters, I mean I
Speaker 2: will continue to do so. I sleep with five black listeners,
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 1: Speaking of black listeners, so I walk into Sour Mouse
Speaker 1: where Ashley has this residency on Sundays and it's in
Speaker 1: the Lower East Side. So I come through and she's like,
Speaker 1: you everybody, Wheezy's here, and no one says anything.
Speaker 2: She says, you guys don't know she has because you're
Speaker 2: not black. And then that made it so much more uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: I thought it was also very true on her two
Speaker 8: laughs on it, you know what I mean, just like
Speaker 8: I thought so too, but nothing because white lesbians will
Speaker 8: not like you.
Speaker 4: You really have to warm them up before they'll laugh
Speaker 4: at something with the word black in it.
Speaker 2: And the game says niggla like crazy I do, and
Speaker 2: they let it slide. They let it slide with you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, one of the Also if they don't very black, no,
Speaker 8: but like, okay, so I watch his sets a lot, right,
Speaker 8: we're friends.
Speaker 2: I'm going all the time. For some reason in that crowd,
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't think that they care. They don't care a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I get uncomfortable. I get it.
Speaker 7: Some black people do get uncomfortable, and I get that critique,
Speaker 7: and I'm also not going to change it.
Speaker 2: But I know I'm curious about this because I've never
Speaker 2: because they feel like, I feel like that's like an insider.
Speaker 7: They feel like you're saying you're not supposed to say
Speaker 7: it around white people because they feel like that subconsciously
Speaker 7: gives them the permission to say it.
Speaker 4: No, that's what some people think. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: not my people. I mean, I don't think.
Speaker 2: People think to be there. But you know it's crazy
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 4: This I haven't I haven't told you this. I was
Speaker 4: on a gay cruise.
Speaker 7: This was happened the first gay coup that I did
Speaker 7: so maybe two years ago, only black, one of the
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