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Speaker 1: It's a hell I was looking for Michael. Yeah, that's me, Michael.

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the United States Postal Service. Mm hmm. I know that

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Speaker 1: you've been calling trying to track down a package that

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Speaker 1: you lost or something. Yeah, do you know where my packages?

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Speaker 1: It's still lost? What? Really? I mean, what do you

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Speaker 1: guys doing down there? Come on, that's what I'm seeing

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Speaker 1: the track of a freaking box. I mean it's the

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Speaker 1: post office, right, I mean, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: We're barely keeping this thing afloat as it is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys are finally admitting it. I mean a place

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Speaker 1: of disaster. Right. Hey, before I let you go, I

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Speaker 1: did want to ask you about No, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: let me go. You're gonna find my package, okay, right

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Speaker 1: me tell me about my package first. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: tell you about a beautiful set of vintage appliance poster

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Speaker 1: stamps that we have. You can buy a book right now,

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Speaker 1: And I would say, what about my package? Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: get to your package here. About your stamps right now?

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Speaker 1: In fact, why would I even send anything with you

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Speaker 1: people and buy any stamps if you can't keep track

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Speaker 1: of my package. Well, if you saw these stamps or

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Speaker 1: they are splendid. I mean they have this old refrigerator stamp.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you you should jump on it

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Speaker 1: now before they sell out. You're trying to sell me

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Speaker 1: stamps right now. I'm not just trying to sell you

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Speaker 1: any stamp. I'm trying to sell you our exclusive appliance

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Speaker 1: post or stamps. Okay, I get that, But why would

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Speaker 1: I buy any stamps from you right now? I really

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Speaker 1: just want my package. That's all I want. That's the

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Speaker 1: only reason I hope you called. Well, I can tell

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Speaker 1: you this, there is something that would help us find

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Speaker 1: your package. Well, now that's more like it. Probably if

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Speaker 1: you bought a book of stamps from me, it might

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Speaker 1: help me locate your package. Are you talking about I'm

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Speaker 1: not buying any stamps from you. Just think of it

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Speaker 1: as a little incentive. I'll tell you what. Here's an

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Speaker 1: incentive to you. I'm gonna go call the police. All right,

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Speaker 1: how's that and tell them that you told me that

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Speaker 1: you couldn't give me my package and I spent more

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Speaker 1: money with you. I know you think of that. I

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Speaker 1: never said that, sir. I said, if you bought another

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Speaker 1: book of You're gonna hold my package ransom for a

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Speaker 1: book of stamps? I said it might with me. I

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Speaker 1: was suggesting that if you bought a book of stamps,

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Speaker 1: it might help motivate me. Are you a real postal worker?

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Speaker 1: Because it doesn't sound like you really are? Are you

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Speaker 1: a real because it sounds like you are to me?

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Speaker 1: You are so fired, dude, you are so yeah right now,

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Speaker 1: if you've seen how many stamps I've sold the last month,

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Speaker 1: there's no way they'd fire me. Here. They love me here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm when I tell them about this phone call, your

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Speaker 1: ass is gone by by the time we get off

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Speaker 1: the phone. You're gonna have bought twelve books of stamps

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Speaker 1: from me, and you know it. Actually, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: buying one stamp from you. Listen here, I've got your

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Speaker 1: package right if you ever want to see it again,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna buy a book of stamps from me. It's

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Speaker 1: wrong with you, dude? What's wrong? What's wrong with me?

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Speaker 1: I'm a postal employee? Mother? All right, dude, you just

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Speaker 1: need to chill the bout, all right? All I want

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Speaker 1: my pack. I will not chill out, all right? You

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Speaker 1: need to chill out with me because this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. So you chill the out, man, You

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Speaker 1: chill out because this is a prank phone call. You

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Speaker 1: dial it way back what I said. It's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Are you kidding me? Your buddy

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Speaker 1: Tom set you up? Tom set me up. Yeah. He

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Speaker 1: said that you've been upset about He said that you've

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Speaker 1: been upset about a package being lost at the post office.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have no idea. Oh hey, while

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Speaker 1: I do have you on the phone, though, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to interest you in a book of Marilyn Monroe stamps

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Speaker 1: week up every morning with jubil phone taps wet five.

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Speaker 1: Let's range