Speaker 1: Captain. That is illogical. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2: One more thing.
Speaker 1: That was a reference to the TV show Star Track
Speaker 1: that doesn't really have any Star Trek Trek that they
Speaker 1: tracked that doesn't really have anything to do with this.
Speaker 1: Although this is William Shatner, who became famous playing Captain
Speaker 1: Kirk in Star Trek and has since then become a
Speaker 1: national beloved hero. For some reason, he's just the most
Speaker 1: likable people on earth. Is but he told this disgusting
Speaker 1: story the other day.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm.
Speaker 1: One man shot and all of a sudden, I have
Speaker 1: to go. In fact, I'm going to use.
Speaker 2: So I said, I've been a technical typically and I'll
Speaker 2: be right back, and I lost it. Ident finished the
Speaker 2: show and it was very successful.
Speaker 4: He crapped his pants apparently on stage the opening night
Speaker 4: of his Broadway show.
Speaker 1: He's been in multiple Broadway show is this recently as
Speaker 1: a ninety year older.
Speaker 4: And furthermore, Oh, he's secretly friends with mister spock Off
Speaker 4: the set all but Sulu was a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5: God, that sounded like something when you ride public transit
Speaker 5: and they tell.
Speaker 1: You the next stop. Should never understand that. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: his story is he was on stage for the opening
Speaker 1: night and he actually defecated his pants.
Speaker 5: You get it.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, Katie. How long did you have
Speaker 1: that one in the holster? That's a good one. Thirty seconds? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was waiting. Anyways, we were going to go with
Speaker 1: embarrassing things you've done, like on stage or in public.
Speaker 1: I've never done that, thank god. But I have two
Speaker 1: that stand out in my mind. The first f one
Speaker 1: is like not on stage. It was in a big
Speaker 1: college class and I had to do a presentation and
Speaker 1: for some reason, and this was a great lesson in life.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I hate to think about it because it
Speaker 1: makes me feel pain when I think about it. It
Speaker 1: was a great lesson in life. For some reason, I
Speaker 1: thought I could wing this presentation without much prep and
Speaker 1: it was horrible. And I was well aware, like two
Speaker 1: minutes into this half hour talk that I was not ready.
Speaker 1: I hadn't prepared. I should have prepared. I wasn't doing well.
Speaker 1: People were you know, you can just tell by the audience.
Speaker 1: If you've ever been on stage, you can tell by
Speaker 1: the audience when they're not paying attention or digging it,
Speaker 1: or they smell the fear. Yeah, and you get this
Speaker 1: that's such a terrible feeling. It is, but it was
Speaker 1: a good thing. I'm glad I did it when I
Speaker 1: was twenty eight three years old. You can't always wing it.
Speaker 1: You can't always wing it, even if you're pretty good
Speaker 1: at winging it, like I am, you can't always wing it.
Speaker 2: That would wing it, bring it. We had a T
Speaker 2: shirt that said that at one point we did. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's got an eagle flying around the boy.
Speaker 1: I didn't that day. It's funny, funny how things like
Speaker 1: that stick out of your mind. I can picture it
Speaker 1: was my It was actually my professor's wife, who I
Speaker 1: really liked because I was dating their daughter. Uh. I
Speaker 1: liked mom and dad, and then he was my my adviser.
Speaker 1: And his wife was in the class and she could
Speaker 1: tell I hadn't prepared, and it was just oh, it
Speaker 1: was just devastating to me. The girlfriend's parents witnessed this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was tough. She lost her virginity. To me, they
Speaker 1: can't have me, Beven, the guy that just up there rambling.
Speaker 2: On God, this is a sordid tale.
Speaker 1: Well, my one other this is a radio event. I
Speaker 1: was the MC for this fashion show and whoever he
Speaker 1: put the cards together that I was supposed to read.
Speaker 1: You get a stack of cards, and one girl would
Speaker 1: go up there at the time at a time in
Speaker 1: the different outfits, and the cards were out of order
Speaker 1: and I and I didn't have a good view of
Speaker 1: the stage or whatever, so I'd be reading the obviously
Speaker 1: wrong outfit. And in one in particular, this chick goes
Speaker 1: up in her bikini, who ended up being my girlfriend
Speaker 1: later that summer. But she goes up in her bikini,
Speaker 1: I'd saying, winter weear is the best way to combat snow.
Speaker 1: As you can see here, these boots will get you.
Speaker 1: And she's just standing there, and the crowd was like booing,
Speaker 1: and it got worse than went along. People were booing
Speaker 1: and laughing, throwing back their heads and laughter, pointing at me, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's horrible. Look at this again, exactly Shackass on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was horrible. Well that rends so mad
Speaker 1: when I walked up there, the f I can imagine.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, what was that event that we were
Speaker 4: forced to don bicycle riding gear?
Speaker 1: Was it like the first year the tour to California.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We must have been lower in our career to have
Speaker 1: done that, though, Oh yeah. Early, they sent us into
Speaker 1: a room to get changed. We had to wear bike
Speaker 1: shorts and bike shirts skin to bake like.
Speaker 4: I'm a Tour de France guy style, and they're totally
Speaker 4: the wrong size.
Speaker 1: And we had to walk out in front of a
Speaker 1: big group of people. We were like modeling them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh how a terrible look like a sausage speaking
Speaker 4: for myself in an ill fitting casing.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hated that a lot. I'm glad there are
Speaker 1: no pictures or videos. If that had happened now, there'd
Speaker 1: be twenty different YouTube videos that people put the like
Speaker 1: us to music.
Speaker 4: And oh yeah, barnyard sounds.
Speaker 3: What'd you say, Michael, Oh, using ai with those? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that'd be awesome.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, go ahead if you want. Uh, you know
Speaker 4: it's funny. That was right, well, because that was early
Speaker 4: in our careers where we would like say yes to
Speaker 4: everything and be super nice and cooperative because it is
Speaker 4: such an incredible slog to get anywhere in the radio business,
Speaker 4: podcasting business now both. But I think it was I
Speaker 4: got home that night and I thought, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: start telling people laugh off or at least just saying no,
Speaker 4: this is ridiculous. No, people don't have our best interests
Speaker 4: at heart. They're just using us.
Speaker 1: So no, not a dancing monkey, no exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not a good look.
Speaker 1: Luckily, Katie has never embarrassed herself in public, so we
Speaker 1: don't have to. No, I wish that was true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a mistake, but a stupid mistake. I
Speaker 5: used to be on a TV show and I was
Speaker 5: sick as a dog the taping day and we would
Speaker 5: do three episodes in a row. So I would do
Speaker 5: an episode, go change, then we you know, would shoot
Speaker 5: for the next week. And so in order to suppress
Speaker 5: my cough, I had a bottle of robitussin underneath down
Speaker 5: by my feet that I would just like take a
Speaker 5: swig out of.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Well I didn't.
Speaker 4: What was the show Housewives of Marine County? That was it?
Speaker 5: That was it?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so halfway through, like the third episode, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't I feel off, you know.
Speaker 1: Whatever, And my producer comes up to me.
Speaker 5: He's like, are you hammered, Like what are you And
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I've just been I mean I've
Speaker 5: been taking swigs of rope. But he's like, you idiot,
Speaker 5: you can absolutely get drunk on cop I had no
Speaker 5: idea you get drunk on cops are at all?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're sucking down to purple dry. I was,
Speaker 1: so you were noticeably hammered. I was noticeable.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean, I I mean I was probably
Speaker 5: I was. I had a fever and like I was
Speaker 5: just not okay. I was telling veryble to just stay
Speaker 5: away from me, and so I couldn't tell if it
Speaker 5: was like the fever or what. But he was like, dude,
Speaker 5: you are You're messed up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh boy.
Speaker 5: I have never I that was probably the lowest most
Speaker 5: mortified I'd been because there was a studio full of
Speaker 5: people and I'm just DJ.
Speaker 1: For some reason. When Joe yelled piss on a lantern
Speaker 1: from that Joe Crown.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh that was that was really really there in our
Speaker 1: We were all fired up at some rally for it
Speaker 1: was a giant New Year's Eve celebration. It was like
Speaker 1: a their version of a ball drop for New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: And you were saying we were in Charlotte, and you
Speaker 1: were saying, they say, Charlotte's gonna be the next Aleta. Well,
Speaker 1: pits on at Ladda. I must have been fealed by
Speaker 1: the grape and we were in a c station. I mean,
Speaker 1: you didn't talk like that. There are kids in the
Speaker 1: minivan station.
Speaker 4: Oh that did not go overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: It did not hilarious.
Speaker 4: Everybody acting like that was oh no, oh no, this
Speaker 4: is bad.
Speaker 3: You know, we talked about Katie's talking about getting drunkn
Speaker 3: cough medicine. I also did that as a child in preschool.
Speaker 3: I was about five years old, and I got a
Speaker 3: hold of the stuff because it tasted like grape, and
Speaker 3: so I guess I was drinking it as a kid.
Speaker 1: And that scissor Michael bo Yeah, all doing the scissor.
Speaker 3: So the teacher calls my mom and says, we don't
Speaker 3: know what's wrong with your son. He keeps laughing and
Speaker 3: laughing and laughing, and it turns.
Speaker 1: Out I got a buzz on. There's nothing.
Speaker 3: They take me to the doctor. Doctor says, your child
Speaker 3: is drunk.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that is so unlike your child
Speaker 1: is drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really lectured my mom. According to my mom,
Speaker 3: about you know the danger of medicine and alcohol in it.
Speaker 1: Did you take it to school? Yes, I took it
Speaker 1: to school.
Speaker 2: So he's just hitting it through.
Speaker 3: I thought it was delicious, you know.
Speaker 1: And there's only way, on one way I can put
Speaker 1: up with this boring ship. That's another hit of the
Speaker 1: Scissor special juice by one. And you, here's what my
Speaker 1: problem is with you. Here, a crayon pack in your
Speaker 1: lives turns aggressive drunk.
Speaker 3: At least that was a happy drunk.
Speaker 1: He got mucus coming out of your nose. What's the
Speaker 1: matter with you? Well, I guess that's it.