1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Captain. That is illogical. It's one more thing. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: One more thing. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: That was a reference to the TV show Star Track 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: that doesn't really have any Star Trek Trek that they 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: tracked that doesn't really have anything to do with this. 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: Although this is William Shatner, who became famous playing Captain 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: Kirk in Star Trek and has since then become a 8 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: national beloved hero. For some reason, he's just the most 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: likable people on earth. Is but he told this disgusting 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: story the other day. 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: Now, I'm. 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: One man shot and all of a sudden, I have 13 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: to go. In fact, I'm going to use. 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 2: So I said, I've been a technical typically and I'll 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 2: be right back, and I lost it. Ident finished the 16 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 2: show and it was very successful. 17 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 4: He crapped his pants apparently on stage the opening night 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 4: of his Broadway show. 19 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: He's been in multiple Broadway show is this recently as 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: a ninety year older. 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 4: And furthermore, Oh, he's secretly friends with mister spock Off 22 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 4: the set all but Sulu was a pain in the ass. 23 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 5: God, that sounded like something when you ride public transit 24 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 5: and they tell. 25 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: You the next stop. Should never understand that. Yeah, So 26 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 1: his story is he was on stage for the opening 27 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: night and he actually defecated his pants. 28 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 5: You get it. 29 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: That's a good one, Katie. How long did you have 30 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: that one in the holster? That's a good one. Thirty seconds? Yeah, 31 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: I was waiting. Anyways, we were going to go with 32 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: embarrassing things you've done, like on stage or in public. 33 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: I've never done that, thank god. But I have two 34 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: that stand out in my mind. The first f one 35 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: is like not on stage. It was in a big 36 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: college class and I had to do a presentation and 37 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: for some reason, and this was a great lesson in life. 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: I'm glad. I hate to think about it because it 39 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: makes me feel pain when I think about it. It 40 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: was a great lesson in life. For some reason, I 41 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: thought I could wing this presentation without much prep and 42 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: it was horrible. And I was well aware, like two 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: minutes into this half hour talk that I was not ready. 44 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: I hadn't prepared. I should have prepared. I wasn't doing well. 45 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: People were you know, you can just tell by the audience. 46 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: If you've ever been on stage, you can tell by 47 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 1: the audience when they're not paying attention or digging it, 48 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: or they smell the fear. Yeah, and you get this 49 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: that's such a terrible feeling. It is, but it was 50 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: a good thing. I'm glad I did it when I 51 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: was twenty eight three years old. You can't always wing it. 52 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: You can't always wing it, even if you're pretty good 53 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: at winging it, like I am, you can't always wing it. 54 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 2: That would wing it, bring it. We had a T 55 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 2: shirt that said that at one point we did. Yes, 56 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 2: it's got an eagle flying around the boy. 57 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I didn't that day. It's funny, funny how things like 58 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: that stick out of your mind. I can picture it 59 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: was my It was actually my professor's wife, who I 60 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: really liked because I was dating their daughter. Uh. I 61 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: liked mom and dad, and then he was my my adviser. 62 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: And his wife was in the class and she could 63 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: tell I hadn't prepared, and it was just oh, it 64 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: was just devastating to me. The girlfriend's parents witnessed this, Yeah, 65 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: that was tough. She lost her virginity. To me, they 66 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: can't have me, Beven, the guy that just up there rambling. 67 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 2: On God, this is a sordid tale. 68 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: Well, my one other this is a radio event. I 69 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: was the MC for this fashion show and whoever he 70 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: put the cards together that I was supposed to read. 71 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: You get a stack of cards, and one girl would 72 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: go up there at the time at a time in 73 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: the different outfits, and the cards were out of order 74 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: and I and I didn't have a good view of 75 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: the stage or whatever, so I'd be reading the obviously 76 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: wrong outfit. And in one in particular, this chick goes 77 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: up in her bikini, who ended up being my girlfriend 78 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: later that summer. But she goes up in her bikini, 79 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,559 Speaker 1: I'd saying, winter weear is the best way to combat snow. 80 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: As you can see here, these boots will get you. 81 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: And she's just standing there, and the crowd was like booing, 82 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: and it got worse than went along. People were booing 83 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: and laughing, throwing back their heads and laughter, pointing at me, Oh, 84 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: it's horrible. Look at this again, exactly Shackass on stage. 85 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: Oh god, that was horrible. Well that rends so mad 86 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: when I walked up there, the f I can imagine. 87 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, what was that event that we were 88 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 4: forced to don bicycle riding gear? 89 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: Was it like the first year the tour to California. 90 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 4: I don't know. 91 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: We must have been lower in our career to have 92 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: done that, though, Oh yeah. Early, they sent us into 93 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: a room to get changed. We had to wear bike 94 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: shorts and bike shirts skin to bake like. 95 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 4: I'm a Tour de France guy style, and they're totally 96 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 4: the wrong size. 97 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: And we had to walk out in front of a 98 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: big group of people. We were like modeling them. 99 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh how a terrible look like a sausage speaking 100 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 4: for myself in an ill fitting casing. 101 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: Oh, I hated that a lot. I'm glad there are 102 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: no pictures or videos. If that had happened now, there'd 103 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: be twenty different YouTube videos that people put the like 104 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 1: us to music. 105 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 4: And oh yeah, barnyard sounds. 106 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 3: What'd you say, Michael, Oh, using ai with those? Yeah, 107 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 3: that'd be awesome. 108 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,919 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, go ahead if you want. Uh, you know 109 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 4: it's funny. That was right, well, because that was early 110 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 4: in our careers where we would like say yes to 111 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 4: everything and be super nice and cooperative because it is 112 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 4: such an incredible slog to get anywhere in the radio business, 113 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 4: podcasting business now both. But I think it was I 114 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 4: got home that night and I thought, no, I'm gonna 115 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 4: start telling people laugh off or at least just saying no, 116 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 4: this is ridiculous. No, people don't have our best interests 117 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 4: at heart. They're just using us. 118 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: So no, not a dancing monkey, no exactly. 119 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, not a good look. 120 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: Luckily, Katie has never embarrassed herself in public, so we 121 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,559 Speaker 1: don't have to. No, I wish that was true. 122 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a mistake, but a stupid mistake. I 123 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 5: used to be on a TV show and I was 124 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 5: sick as a dog the taping day and we would 125 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 5: do three episodes in a row. So I would do 126 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 5: an episode, go change, then we you know, would shoot 127 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 5: for the next week. And so in order to suppress 128 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 5: my cough, I had a bottle of robitussin underneath down 129 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 5: by my feet that I would just like take a 130 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 5: swig out of. 131 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: You know. 132 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 5: Well I didn't. 133 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 4: What was the show Housewives of Marine County? That was it? 134 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 5: That was it? 135 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 136 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:57,160 Speaker 5: And so halfway through, like the third episode, I'm like, 137 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,720 Speaker 5: I don't I feel off, you know. 138 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: Whatever, And my producer comes up to me. 139 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 5: He's like, are you hammered, Like what are you And 140 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 5: I was like, no, I've just been I mean I've 141 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 5: been taking swigs of rope. But he's like, you idiot, 142 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 5: you can absolutely get drunk on cop I had no 143 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 5: idea you get drunk on cops are at all? 144 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're sucking down to purple dry. I was, 145 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: so you were noticeably hammered. I was noticeable. 146 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,679 Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean, I I mean I was probably 147 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 5: I was. I had a fever and like I was 148 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 5: just not okay. I was telling veryble to just stay 149 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 5: away from me, and so I couldn't tell if it 150 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 5: was like the fever or what. But he was like, dude, 151 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 5: you are You're messed up. 152 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh boy. 153 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 5: I have never I that was probably the lowest most 154 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 5: mortified I'd been because there was a studio full of 155 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 5: people and I'm just DJ. 156 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: For some reason. When Joe yelled piss on a lantern 157 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: from that Joe Crown. 158 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 159 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: Oh that was that was really really there in our 160 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: We were all fired up at some rally for it 161 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 1: was a giant New Year's Eve celebration. It was like 162 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: a their version of a ball drop for New Year's Eve. 163 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: And you were saying we were in Charlotte, and you 164 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: were saying, they say, Charlotte's gonna be the next Aleta. Well, 165 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: pits on at Ladda. I must have been fealed by 166 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: the grape and we were in a c station. I mean, 167 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: you didn't talk like that. There are kids in the 168 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: minivan station. 169 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 4: Oh that did not go overwhelmed. 170 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 2: It did not hilarious. 171 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 4: Everybody acting like that was oh no, oh no, this 172 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 4: is bad. 173 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 3: You know, we talked about Katie's talking about getting drunkn 174 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 3: cough medicine. I also did that as a child in preschool. 175 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,719 Speaker 3: I was about five years old, and I got a 176 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 3: hold of the stuff because it tasted like grape, and 177 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 3: so I guess I was drinking it as a kid. 178 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: And that scissor Michael bo Yeah, all doing the scissor. 179 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 3: So the teacher calls my mom and says, we don't 180 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 3: know what's wrong with your son. He keeps laughing and 181 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,880 Speaker 3: laughing and laughing, and it turns. 182 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: Out I got a buzz on. There's nothing. 183 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 3: They take me to the doctor. Doctor says, your child 184 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 3: is drunk. 185 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 2: And then. 186 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that is so unlike your child 187 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: is drunk. 188 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, he really lectured my mom. According to my mom, 189 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 3: about you know the danger of medicine and alcohol in it. 190 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: Did you take it to school? Yes, I took it 191 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: to school. 192 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,719 Speaker 2: So he's just hitting it through. 193 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 3: I thought it was delicious, you know. 194 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: And there's only way, on one way I can put 195 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 1: up with this boring ship. That's another hit of the 196 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 1: Scissor special juice by one. And you, here's what my 197 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:39,079 Speaker 1: problem is with you. Here, a crayon pack in your 198 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 1: lives turns aggressive drunk. 199 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 3: At least that was a happy drunk. 200 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: He got mucus coming out of your nose. What's the 201 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: matter with you? Well, I guess that's it.