Speaker 1: I'd love to stop sticking around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to cut straight to the fucking meat
Speaker 2: of it. Because if that if that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do this sort of song and
Speaker 2: dance thing or do you actually want to like get
Speaker 2: in I want to get in and get out what
Speaker 2: we're dealing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well don't get out when
Speaker 2: you do the show.
Speaker 1: But if we you know, if we do decide to
Speaker 1: just like we all have ship to do. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so I saw the black cars running outside. If we
Speaker 1: all decide the three of us are.
Speaker 2: Just like, let's fucking let's just go. Let's just get
Speaker 2: out club de, let's go to Clip yeah whatever and
Speaker 2: see who's spinning the night.
Speaker 1: You can get back there, you know, give us a
Speaker 1: couple of turns.
Speaker 2: On yeah, Or if we just decide like the Big Knob,
Speaker 2: or if we just like being in the car, Like
Speaker 2: once I'm in the black cars, I'm like, do we
Speaker 2: have to get out? It's nice they control the temperature.
Speaker 3: It's the cord.
Speaker 1: See spinning in there, Yes, you see you spinning in there,
Speaker 1: just about the ox cord. The black the car is
Speaker 1: kind of where I can fall asleep and so sometimes
Speaker 1: it hel like if we're driving around a lot, it can.
Speaker 2: You can have music. It's a volume thing.
Speaker 1: It's a volume just a very like, uh, this is
Speaker 1: about promo. Right, we have one shot at this. There's
Speaker 1: a show on Amazon Prime called Bait. You created the show.
Speaker 1: You are the main star of the show. That's what
Speaker 1: today is about. It's about Bait. Right, we have some
Speaker 1: ground to cover on this show. Can you help our
Speaker 1: audience with a core aspect of this the show is about.
Speaker 2: By the way, just before you even say what the
Speaker 2: show is about, yeah, I love what the show's about. Really,
Speaker 2: I love what the show is about.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That means it loove.
Speaker 2: But we do think that for our listeners we need
Speaker 2: to explain what the show is about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Not everyone's supportive of it, but they might not necessarily
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, that's a fair point. Everyone is done
Speaker 3: their homework in that way that you guys have.
Speaker 2: Hayes was gonna say, what it's about a man? It's
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you, yes, but it's not you and you
Speaker 1: are a guy. I'm a guy in it going around everywhere.
Speaker 1: Your thing, yeah, your thing, the guy's.
Speaker 3: Thing and many things and.
Speaker 2: Say one one of the things you do just to
Speaker 2: give us a sense of it.
Speaker 3: One of the things I do.
Speaker 2: Is, there's so many things, right, there's a few of them.
Speaker 2: It's hard to I auditioned.
Speaker 1: Can ick you right there?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Is what we meant?
Speaker 1: You right there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about because I
Speaker 1: do my research, right, And that's what you do for
Speaker 1: a show like this. You're studying a character. You have
Speaker 1: to do research. I love to read our audience.
Speaker 2: Damn library cards falling apart. The damn thing might disintegrate
Speaker 2: on my hand next time I pull it on my wallet.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, my library card is about to
Speaker 2: explode because I love to read.
Speaker 1: Try to take it. They try to take it from
Speaker 1: him to replace it, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he won't memories, I need a new one.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. This bad boy's coming.
Speaker 1: Home with me and he's on the computer a lot. There.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go there just to like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to google it home.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to give it up after these days.
Speaker 2: Girls look up girls.
Speaker 1: And that's how I found you, because you were on
Speaker 1: that I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how we found out about you.
Speaker 3: If you google the word riz two things come up.
Speaker 1: One is.
Speaker 3: Kind of seductive charisma. It's a slang word.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Any other thing is me much lower down. It's a
Speaker 3: third or fourth page and the search results so some
Speaker 3: page three and a half this morning when.
Speaker 1: I checked three and a half, it was on this Yeah,
Speaker 1: three and a half with.
Speaker 3: A bullet But it's just outside of headed for two brunze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the podium.
Speaker 2: M h. But we did our research in terms of
Speaker 2: the dish, Yeah, which is such an interesting did you
Speaker 2: like see?
Speaker 3: What did you like about it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: It's not a like or dislike thing.
Speaker 3: No, it's more about love. What did you love?
Speaker 2: It's not yeah, it's and it's not even qualitative for me.
Speaker 2: It's more like the nuts and bolts of it. Was
Speaker 2: interesting for me to learn about because I think Hayes, Uh,
Speaker 2: you probably know this Hayes, who's so this is hay
Speaker 2: yea hey, and I'm and I'm Hayes's friend and he's
Speaker 2: the host and I'm the co host, and we are
Speaker 2: both in the industry as well. Of course we do this,
Speaker 2: but we do a lot of things, and.
Speaker 1: And we're tinkers, like we're always like we hear something,
Speaker 1: we hear an idea. We've got to like get it,
Speaker 1: we open up the hood. We're just kind of liked.
Speaker 2: Nothing great nothing, nothing great was made by going like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is perfect the way it is. You know, the
Speaker 2: best version is always to go like, well would it
Speaker 2: be is it better if I take one of you know,
Speaker 2: if I take this off? You know, is that has
Speaker 2: that improved it in any way? You know?
Speaker 1: And it notice it that it actually has say, well
Speaker 1: it was leaning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we can say, we're saying, and then it's
Speaker 2: like there's a washer as well, you know, do we
Speaker 2: need this?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 2: What is this? And by the same token, what is
Speaker 2: an audition?
Speaker 1: Let me stop you? And let me stop you right there?
Speaker 2: And he he's going to stop me right is that's
Speaker 2: I'm his friend.
Speaker 1: That's the word that I think our listeners are kind
Speaker 1: of hanging up on because every single one of our
Speaker 1: listeners is offer only, well only offer only?
Speaker 2: What does that?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: So? Okay, so this is this is so cool when
Speaker 2: this happens, actually love get me because because what's happening
Speaker 2: is we have learned something through doing the research on
Speaker 2: your project, and now you coming onto our show are
Speaker 2: going to find out you know, about another side of.
Speaker 3: The business that can be educated.
Speaker 2: So there is you know, the way you did it
Speaker 2: on the show where a performer sort of what's the
Speaker 2: right way to say this is like yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: like but but that's the word they don't know.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's sort of like.
Speaker 2: There's a dance thing telling themselves like they're like they're
Speaker 2: like they're like asking for permission or something to be
Speaker 2: able to. They're going to please, you know. And then
Speaker 2: there's like the version of it where you're actually kind
Speaker 2: of mogging the industry and going like.
Speaker 1: I'm here, like you come to me, they come to
Speaker 1: they come to your house, and instead of you asking
Speaker 1: permission to them, they ask permission to you.
Speaker 2: Can I see?
Speaker 1: And so all of our listeners, our entire production team
Speaker 1: here is offer only, and everyone who we have a
Speaker 1: producer in Pittsburgh on our social is offer only. And
Speaker 1: so that like explaining that disconnect, I think is helpful
Speaker 1: to them. And we just didn't call business. We just
Speaker 1: did in coming uh And he has audition for James.
Speaker 3: James Bond double seven mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And who's who is this? What's that? Someone?
Speaker 1: You yours? An invention of yours for in the world
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, it's so.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: James Bond is a is a character, a fictional character.
Speaker 2: From from the English creations. Is this fictional character? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And well.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't create James Bond. James Bond exists. Well,
Speaker 3: it doesn't exist. It's fictional.
Speaker 1: But I didn't an AI creation, not AI, not a I. J. K.
Speaker 2: Rowling? Is this correct? One of her? You know? That
Speaker 2: is one of the fantastic beats?
Speaker 3: No, how do you explain there? So there's a there's
Speaker 3: a there are these things called books.
Speaker 2: You're talking to me, mister library. Yes, I've been meaning
Speaker 2: to get to the books part of.
Speaker 3: Exactly because you get stopped the computer siren song of
Speaker 3: the computer terminal.
Speaker 2: Yes, it sings to me. So these things books against
Speaker 2: the rocks of the Google page.
Speaker 3: At There is this guy he wrote a book, a
Speaker 3: series of them names Ian Fleming, Ian Fleming. Yeah he's
Speaker 3: dead now.
Speaker 2: Garbage, pale kid talk to oh, hawk to Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: His name was hawk To ye.
Speaker 3: And so he wrote these books. And these books are
Speaker 3: about a fictional character called James Bond. And he also
Speaker 3: goes by the code name Double seven. And he's a
Speaker 3: British spy and he travels around the world like an
Speaker 3: international man of mystery killing.
Speaker 2: Right, he's a trouble. You can't do that.
Speaker 3: We're going to do traveling around the world.
Speaker 2: Come on, spies sneaking around, Come on, he'd be in trouble,
Speaker 2: wouldn't he.
Speaker 3: He's he's no, because he is. He's like a version
Speaker 3: of inter Pol. He's a he's not a virgin. He's
Speaker 3: very much the opposite of a virgin.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I may have exactly and we've seen him
Speaker 2: in the computer. He's having sex.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's having a lot of sex.
Speaker 2: And I may have come across and they've.
Speaker 3: Made movies about this guy. They've made movie He's about
Speaker 3: this fictional character James.
Speaker 2: And I've definitely seen him. It's a movie of him
Speaker 2: having texts.
Speaker 1: But here, here, this is the problem. There's no way
Speaker 1: to know what his name is or if he's British
Speaker 1: or anything because you cannot have the sound on at
Speaker 1: the library.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's a that's why one way ticket to
Speaker 2: you're kicked out.
Speaker 1: That's the number one rule.
Speaker 3: I can see. I can see, so yeah, so that's base.
Speaker 3: That's everything you need to know. Okay, this is a
Speaker 3: fictional man having.
Speaker 2: A friend of yours. Sorry, he's a friend of yours.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're promoting his books. No no, I'm
Speaker 3: not promoting his books. I'm taking I wouldn't saund with
Speaker 3: the books, spies them, I wouldn't say I despise them. No, neutral,
Speaker 3: I'm very neutral in the books. And what I'm doing
Speaker 3: is I'm.
Speaker 2: What's interesting, despise or in the book.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to despise Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't despise,
Speaker 3: but despiser in.
Speaker 2: Them, despiser in the book and the book?
Speaker 1: He who? Who?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: How do you say?
Speaker 3: He? Yes? So he is a fictional Yeah, he's Uh,
Speaker 3: he's a fictional character.
Speaker 1: This is that movie.
Speaker 3: No it's not. That's coming out later, Okay, it's a
Speaker 3: different movie. That's a real character.
Speaker 2: What quite a character? Not necessarily how I would describe
Speaker 2: what he did, but.
Speaker 3: Something to do with your library searches. Maybe, so fictional
Speaker 3: character exists in movies. He's made billions of dollars for
Speaker 3: the studios. Now, okay, so this this guy who's made
Speaker 3: billions of dollars for the studios.
Speaker 1: The studios, If we could just quickly for the studios.
Speaker 3: This is for studios, and he's very popular. And do
Speaker 3: you know Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pace Brosnan, Daniel Craig,
Speaker 3: they're all their actors, any either of you?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's talking to you.
Speaker 5: Go one by one, so it's not relevant, but they're
Speaker 5: actors who played this fictional character in movies that were
Speaker 5: very successful.
Speaker 1: We get can we get Riz saying that the other
Speaker 1: actors are not relevant just for.
Speaker 3: I just said they're no longer.
Speaker 1: Relevant, They're no longer, no longer.
Speaker 3: And and so what happens is I I.
Speaker 1: Wish you'd Roger less and look up who that like,
Speaker 1: like how that kind of stuff will will play.
Speaker 3: And so what happens is I made I made a
Speaker 3: comedy about someone who wants to I was going to
Speaker 3: pierce me this fictional character. Yeah, yeah, So I play
Speaker 3: a fictional guy who wants to be this fictional character.
Speaker 2: He wants to do it, and so he's auditioning, asking
Speaker 2: permission to play the characters.
Speaker 1: And now I am remembering that I did go in
Speaker 1: for this. I actually did go in for this. Man was.
Speaker 2: So familiar.
Speaker 1: I actually was the thing I did not an audition,
Speaker 1: But I did have a conversation with the studios about
Speaker 1: it was more of.
Speaker 2: Like a luncheon, and boy, we were lunching a lot.
Speaker 2: It was like away gala.
Speaker 1: But it was like lunchtime, and so they had a
Speaker 1: little like gala to like see if this was something we.
Speaker 2: Would want to see if I even had time.
Speaker 1: Poker around at did you like and so you did this?
Speaker 1: You did a whole show about did you do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do. What did you get it? Did you have
Speaker 2: James Bond? Did you go to luncheon or were you
Speaker 2: Did you have a luncheon? Oh?
Speaker 3: I know I did have luncheon with Barbara Brookley, who
Speaker 3: owns the rights to James Bond, to ask her whether
Speaker 3: we could use the character James.
Speaker 1: I have a guess. Give you one guess.
Speaker 2: Sounds like garbage.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you guess? What do you guess that
Speaker 3: I that I that I have had.
Speaker 1: I only have one guess, you know, So I'm not.
Speaker 3: You know, going to put that card on the table.
Speaker 2: I want to, like, I want to hang on in
Speaker 2: case I need to guess something later. Yeah, Okay, blow
Speaker 2: my whole guess.
Speaker 3: No relevant what we ate, But we did luncheon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we brunched itally, Okay, did you brunch him with her?
Speaker 1: We It was very lunch coated. It was very lunch
Speaker 1: type ship. This particular Gallo was very lunch type ship type.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like they kept saying that it's about the Saturn,
Speaker 3: but it's not.
Speaker 1: They would be like, so they had us. I don't
Speaker 1: think this is like, this is this new movie coming
Speaker 1: out they do. They want to do another one.
Speaker 3: Okay, they definitely do.
Speaker 1: And under the secret like he is going undercover in
Speaker 1: Hawaii in this one. I don't think that's the secret
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: It doesn't ruin the movie. He's in Whye, he's undercover,
Speaker 2: he's doing.
Speaker 1: He was on vacation. But like ship goes down when.
Speaker 2: It starts going crazy, he's at a luau. He starts
Speaker 2: to realize the pig is a bomb, you know.
Speaker 3: And there's a pig in my show. Actually there's a
Speaker 3: there's a character of a seven.
Speaker 1: Pig everything from Nothing New under.
Speaker 3: The Sun from and also with the Public one that
Speaker 3: reboot Bond. They want reboot spin offs and and more reboots,
Speaker 3: isn't it okay? And so there's a seven pigs head
Speaker 3: in my show. There's voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart.
Speaker 2: You know who he is, right, Oh oh, I have
Speaker 2: a guess, but again, he don't want to waste is.
Speaker 1: The baby the family guy baby?
Speaker 3: Not that similar?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's after Lowess, isn't.
Speaker 3: He He's do you know star trek.
Speaker 2: Start you wreck? Well you keep saying this sort of
Speaker 2: a demolition derby, huh I getting a bunch of old
Speaker 2: gelappes fire him up and just run them into each other.
Speaker 3: Like that, but in space. So he's from that and
Speaker 3: he's in my thing. He plays a seven pig's head
Speaker 3: and it's not a bomb, but he's like my.
Speaker 2: James, he's my critical in a voice, Okay, Big.
Speaker 1: Said in this movie he has to go undercover as
Speaker 1: a hula dancer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and grass skirt, the whole bit. Coconut bra, the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 3: Is he wearing those things?
Speaker 2: Coconut bra and a grass skirt, the whole damn thing,
Speaker 2: James bomb, he's got it on.
Speaker 1: And they wanted to just see like a little just
Speaker 1: like whatever. It was literally just dancing like a set.
Speaker 2: It was lunch type ship. And then it was like hey, okay,
Speaker 2: just like show us like one hula dance. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: couldn't have been longer than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they watched that and they.
Speaker 3: Said, this shit, is this going to be longer than fifteen.
Speaker 2: You know, we don't have the timer in here.
Speaker 1: We usually have a timer.
Speaker 2: We usually have a timer. But what is there button?
Speaker 1: There is we for us? Yeah, we have it.
Speaker 2: But you're actually doing awesome, dude, Yeah, thank you? No,
Speaker 2: are you explaining some of the stuff is actually really
Speaker 2: going to help some of our listeners? Ah? Are you famesick?
Speaker 3: It's a have you read the memoir? Lena Delida done
Speaker 3: a memoir it's called Famesick. Oh my gosh, it's just out.
Speaker 3: It just came out.
Speaker 6: I'm just because it's possibly I p.
Speaker 1: In bait two. Yeah, I just hear.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing this guy is talking about he's trying to audition.
Speaker 2: He wants to be James Bond, right, he's getting you know, famous,
Speaker 2: maybe not necessarily for the right reasons. I can make
Speaker 2: you fame sick. Yeah. Yeah, And do you think the
Speaker 2: fame is a prison?
Speaker 3: Do I think famous? I think it can be. Have
Speaker 3: I ever been to prison?
Speaker 1: Keeps you fed in there? Done that?
Speaker 3: I can't keep you fed and warm? I guess. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that fame can be We all want to
Speaker 3: be looked at, but we don't want to be seen.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the problem in our culture? We're all like,
Speaker 3: look at me, look at me, but actually don't really
Speaker 3: look inside.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Can you speak on that? I think I just did,
Speaker 1: But can you like really really get.
Speaker 2: Into that, speak on that in terms of just it's
Speaker 2: such an interesting beginning of an idea. What would it
Speaker 2: mean to explore that?
Speaker 3: It would mean to make a TV choke called bait?
Speaker 1: So you did speak on it?
Speaker 3: I did. I spoke on it, and I got other
Speaker 3: actors to speak on it and from it and to it.
Speaker 2: He as we bring it in? Who were flying in?
Speaker 3: Well, we flew in Guz Khan't he's a British stand
Speaker 3: up comedian. I'm sure you know his work. You know, guys,
Speaker 3: you've known him for a while now.
Speaker 1: I love Guz.
Speaker 3: What did you what was doing with the last time
Speaker 3: you saw him?
Speaker 1: Where was that I saw him? Uh? This is so crazy?
Speaker 3: Was it a luncheon or a brunching or a dungeon?
Speaker 1: We were eating? Uh? On stage?
Speaker 3: Crazy?
Speaker 2: We We used to have kind of a double act.
Speaker 1: So like he's a stand up you say, and so
Speaker 1: like we we used to have like a little like
Speaker 1: pattern things.
Speaker 2: Like chomping guzz. So he's chomping guzz with Gus and
Speaker 2: he'd be eating and then Guzz would guzz would, Guzz
Speaker 2: would chug a hole to the bottle of grape soda.
Speaker 1: And I meant like we were eating, like we I
Speaker 1: was also eating, but we were like eating, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? I don't know, so I we
Speaker 2: ate m hm, yeah, what did you what did you eat?
Speaker 1: We ated that? M and he ate?
Speaker 2: Did that? Love?
Speaker 1: Guz?
Speaker 2: Gus Guz And I know you pointed to his he
Speaker 2: knows Gus and you don't know that. I know Gus,
Speaker 2: but Gus and I can go back.
Speaker 1: He did ask who was flying in?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gus, Gus flew in, Sir Patrick Stewart flew in. Okay,
Speaker 3: he did that to do a voice Sheba Chata, huge
Speaker 3: Indian actress.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know, yes, yeah, yeah, A bit of
Speaker 1: a what's her name again?
Speaker 3: Bit of a bit of what I got her name?
Speaker 2: I asked for, I asked for what did you ask?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Okay, a bit of a shehawk, what's the she what
Speaker 1: she smoked trees.
Speaker 2: She smoked trees. Brother, she chief in the cond boats
Speaker 2: my man, and.
Speaker 3: Then we go to Boston. He act cold. You guys
Speaker 3: have been to Boston right.
Speaker 2: Not today? Not today, it's on my list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me know if you need help getting a
Speaker 3: reservation there, and he's uh, he's an active from box
Speaker 3: on sage.
Speaker 2: I do need help getting a reservation. That was so nice.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to help with that.
Speaker 1: And will you help then or you just want to know?
Speaker 1: You just want us to let you know if we
Speaker 1: need help.
Speaker 3: Just tell me if you need help, and then you
Speaker 3: will help.
Speaker 2: I need help.
Speaker 1: Huh, I thought, thank you.
Speaker 2: He just wants to know that I need help. And
Speaker 2: this is how you get off to share he needs
Speaker 2: help and I don't hear this.
Speaker 1: You just want to know.
Speaker 2: This is actually clarifying. How I wish I didn't admit
Speaker 2: that I need help.
Speaker 3: Well, you've had your ability and.
Speaker 1: As well.
Speaker 2: So you are rapping.
Speaker 3: No right now? And on the show do you wrap no?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But off the.
Speaker 3: Show, off of the show, yeah, I wrap, you rap yeah.
Speaker 3: We have a soundtrack for the show, and on the soundtrack,
Speaker 3: I wrap, So you wrap no, I wrap In the
Speaker 3: soundtrack not in the show.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't the.
Speaker 2: Guy James Bond James Bond or.
Speaker 3: He does No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Wrap could be interesting.
Speaker 2: If James Bond.
Speaker 3: Raps spin some bars of the luol.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I might get him out of that sticky situation.
Speaker 3: I actually did get out of a sticky situation by
Speaker 3: rapping once.
Speaker 2: That's okay, wait, but okay, we were sort of we
Speaker 2: were starting something. No, go ahead, tell you no, I
Speaker 2: gotta hear it now.
Speaker 3: I was in Bokstan shooting a music video once and
Speaker 3: the military police came and took me in the filmmaker
Speaker 3: and they were like, you shouldn't be here. There's a
Speaker 3: military base here in your foreign passport holders and they
Speaker 3: took us into this station.
Speaker 1: You slop, sorry, can you just like, I really do
Speaker 1: want to hear this story about.
Speaker 3: Okay, like so much too much of a I went
Speaker 3: to Pakistan the restaurant that you're gonna I'm gonna help
Speaker 3: you to the table, and they said I was shooting a
Speaker 3: music video there, and they said you shouldn't be here
Speaker 3: because you're a foreign passport holder and there's a naval
Speaker 3: base nearby, so you might be a spy okay took
Speaker 3: me into the station with the filmmaker and we were
Speaker 3: there for a couple of hours. And poetry is very
Speaker 3: big in bok Stan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say exactly, that's
Speaker 2: why he's been wanting to go. That's what that's why
Speaker 2: it's on the poetry zone big.
Speaker 3: So I told him I'm a rapper or a poet.
Speaker 3: And then he gathered the other offices around and asked
Speaker 3: me to perform some rap and I did and they
Speaker 3: liked it and they let us go.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: So that could be if that feeds the plot of
Speaker 3: the fun thing you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't work for this one, but it's actually always
Speaker 2: good to have another arrow in the quiver.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: When I'm going to use it, you know, in terms
Speaker 2: of what we want to talk about, it is related
Speaker 2: to rapping. We have this man who works for the show.
Speaker 2: He's actually going to be the one who helps generate
Speaker 2: the clip where you talk about how none of the
Speaker 2: other actors are relevant. So he's he's an editor. He's
Speaker 2: amazing at this makes these beautiful clips, these little bite
Speaker 2: sized segments of the show.
Speaker 1: Clips.
Speaker 2: You know what it feels like to actually do the show,
Speaker 2: but when you just watch a two minute clip, it
Speaker 2: actually kind of looks like it could be fun, and
Speaker 2: he's able to sort of manufacture that feeling. And so
Speaker 2: he's it's it's like his calling, it's what he's chosen
Speaker 2: to do. But it's not what he thinks he's good
Speaker 2: that what does he think? But he thinks he's good
Speaker 2: at his rapper and he will often and he will
Speaker 2: often send us a text in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: three am, four am, and he'll go, I had an
Speaker 2: idea for the show. I don't think, like, oh, does
Speaker 2: he have a great question that we could ask riz,
Speaker 2: And he'll say the idea is I'll do a seven
Speaker 2: minute wrap and you guys will watch.
Speaker 1: And then he'll send it to us, and then like
Speaker 1: two hours later, he'll send another one that.
Speaker 2: Says, actually, don't read that one, yeah, read this one
Speaker 2: or or or or he'll send a new one, and
Speaker 2: then five minutes after that he'll go like, never mind,
Speaker 2: I guess I'll just walk off a bridge or something,
Speaker 2: be like I haven't had a chance to listen yet.
Speaker 2: But because he didn't immediately get the feedback that he wanted, well,
Speaker 2: I thought we got a real rapper here. This guy's
Speaker 2: wrapping his way out of the naval base and and
Speaker 2: in in the restaurant, and he's and he's, you know,
Speaker 2: got these crazy stories of his rap achievements. He's on
Speaker 2: the soundtrack. Could he actually help this man know whether
Speaker 2: it's time to fish or cut bait in terms of
Speaker 2: his rap career. So he's submitted to us one of
Speaker 2: his song and we've got print outs of the lyrics.
Speaker 2: We thought we could listen to a little bit of it.
Speaker 1: And he's a sweet kid.
Speaker 2: He's a nice kid.
Speaker 1: Don't like maybe, but sometimes the kindest thing to put
Speaker 1: the headphones on and listen to this.
Speaker 2: So you understand.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the concept of deliver anyway on
Speaker 1: like when you're texting someone and it's like they have
Speaker 1: their notifications off. Deliver anyway, Yeah, yeah, deliver any The
Speaker 1: concept of deliver anyway is Zach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not disturb but you will be notified when
Speaker 2: Zach has Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So what is this though?
Speaker 1: Heading phones?
Speaker 2: So so now we are we're all putting these on. Fascinating,
Speaker 2: He's never seen headphones before. Yeah, this guy was kind
Speaker 2: of talking down to us about some of the one
Speaker 2: because I actually love moments like this, because we all
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is like the classes of the library.
Speaker 2: Working at something about naval base. Naval base.
Speaker 1: NAVL has got like I got very base.
Speaker 2: My navel's extremely based.
Speaker 3: It's been debased.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yes, okay, sure, do we have the track?
Speaker 2: Please show?
Speaker 4: I know I hate anyone. I'm gonna layer to arrive.
Speaker 4: I'm crafty king guy.
Speaker 7: Then the back to capitating away, more driver, I need Wayne,
Speaker 7: more fiber and theo L cyber try to strack me down.
Speaker 4: See how your hand fault is? You lost this hell,
Speaker 4: but hold yourself responsible? Hey whoa, no, how a.
Speaker 2: Not going to the.
Speaker 7: Carnival dressed like the fucking carnival. This ship's not impossible,
Speaker 7: it's simply improbable.
Speaker 1: You and take it verse by verse.
Speaker 2: What's the best?
Speaker 1: This is like your story is just like so much happening.
Speaker 2: It's very dull, like so we need all the pieces.
Speaker 2: It's probably like bait too, what do we do? We
Speaker 2: did a couple?
Speaker 3: How many episodes of bait? Yeah, there are six episodes
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: That's how many there are of this rat.
Speaker 2: That's how much of the rap there is what six
Speaker 2: episodes of the full episodes of and is this episode one?
Speaker 1: This is episode one.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. There's commercials in it as well, that supported so.
Speaker 3: You wrap the commercials in the middle of the bus.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that before. There's very interesting leaves.
Speaker 1: He leaves breaks, and if you pay you can not
Speaker 1: hear the commercials, and if you pay even more you
Speaker 1: cannot hear the rap at all.
Speaker 3: But I'm thinking we could reach out to some brunds
Speaker 3: because we've got AOL on here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, way Mo, we've.
Speaker 1: Got Are you wor worried that Luigi mentioned decapitating a
Speaker 1: Waymo driver and in in that line that that is
Speaker 1: going to affect that brand relationship.
Speaker 3: Because Waymo doesn't have drivers, does it?
Speaker 1: I guess because he decapitated them all?
Speaker 2: Is that in the back decapitating a Waymo drive?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's an AOL Cyber, Riz, We got to take your
Speaker 1: rest to the library.
Speaker 2: We're getting out of here in the black car forget
Speaker 2: and it's going to be in place down tonight.
Speaker 3: Okay, private room in the library.
Speaker 2: We're closing it down.
Speaker 1: Private room.
Speaker 2: You sound like you know what today?
Speaker 1: Well, Cyber is mygg.
Speaker 3: Balls in the library with you guys.
Speaker 2: Yes really, yes, Okay, you're speaking my language.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so this is great and I like it
Speaker 3: and I'd like more of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's mad at Waldo. He's mad at the character
Speaker 1: Waldo from the books.
Speaker 2: Just how about not going to the fucking carnival dress?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with? What is there? Maybe a British versus.
Speaker 3: Waldor was Where where's Wally?
Speaker 1: Wally?
Speaker 2: Okay, where's Wally?
Speaker 1: He's mad that Waldo went to the carnival dressed too
Speaker 1: much like the carnival and it made it camoufluedged.
Speaker 2: And this is what he does.
Speaker 1: Because some of the clips he does like are actually
Speaker 1: not good. Some of them are not some of them
Speaker 1: are fine. But then it's this type of excuse thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, it's the material's fault, you know that one.
Speaker 1: It's Waldo's fault that I can't find him it's.
Speaker 2: Dressed any differently.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is happening right now?
Speaker 2: We'll trying to figure out what he means.
Speaker 1: Episode two.
Speaker 4: Hit it extremely handsome, like weeds a man. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm playing Luigi's mansion. Baby, this that anthem? Hey, that
Speaker 4: ransom for I take a tourist to the whole damn fandom.
Speaker 7: God damn. So would you find me these balls? I've
Speaker 7: had a hode fool, you find me in your gross
Speaker 7: beef war. I'm a cartoonist villain. Like to follow me, Scar,
Speaker 7: catch me in a street car? Will playing the war?
Speaker 4: You might know what asked me, Amm, but to me,
Speaker 4: that's wur.
Speaker 7: Starting revolutionary wards from a burner. Keep talking Nancy with flattery, yarns.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, whatever is my name is Zach Turner?
Speaker 2: Okay, now you've been introduced.
Speaker 3: Because I think that's that's good. I like this versus
Speaker 3: three and fool has got some bars. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't never really know what was going on
Speaker 2: with Wall though, but some of these other cartoon characters
Speaker 2: he mentioned were starting to actually connect with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jaffa, Scar Blanche Dubois. I also love the geographical
Speaker 3: element I am.
Speaker 1: I wish he would respect the name of that country
Speaker 1: that the people chose mm hmmm, which is me and mar.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's something offensive about it.
Speaker 2: Disrespect and he shuts fired. I think he wants to
Speaker 2: start a feud with me, and I just want to
Speaker 2: say I do not support this man. I'm on the
Speaker 2: Amr's side. Yes, if you make me choose between me
Speaker 2: and mar and Zach. Zach's toast uh and we we
Speaker 2: we did tell him not to not to introduce himself
Speaker 2: to and the song.
Speaker 3: But why did you tell him to do that? Do
Speaker 3: you think that would make the podcast awkward?
Speaker 2: He is. I thought that was the one thing that
Speaker 2: might make the podcast a little bit uncomfortable for you
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: To have a rap otherwise vibe.
Speaker 2: Well, I knew that you were enjoying yourself.
Speaker 3: Listen, so we thought was let me get it straight.
Speaker 3: We're going to be having fun. I've done my research
Speaker 3: about his show. He's flowing in from London to talk
Speaker 3: to us, done research. He's gonna help me get a
Speaker 3: reservation at Pakistan and it's all going to be any
Speaker 3: But the last thing I want to do is to
Speaker 3: waste his time with a rap. That's what you thought.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to follow the train of do there was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: If you could call it a train, if you could.
Speaker 1: Get mad, yeah, if you could.
Speaker 3: Like, what's the what's that for the clip for Zach?
Speaker 2: Great? Yeah like that?
Speaker 3: What just guess stop whispering in my ear like that.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking weird when you're going could you lose
Speaker 3: your ship at me? Could you go after? I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna I know what you're trying to do. You're trying
Speaker 3: to make me seem like a violent man again, can't.
Speaker 3: But this is a comedy you want me to watch? Sorry,
Speaker 3: you want me to call you a bitch. I'm going
Speaker 3: to leave that to the comments section that actually work
Speaker 3: for me and the people of my han too. Do
Speaker 3: you know what bitches in Burmese? And if that's a language,
Speaker 3: tell me it's not.
Speaker 2: Sean Clemons.
Speaker 1: Such bad news entire country.
Speaker 3: It's short that it will be now, it will be shown.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: No, you thought your Google page was.
Speaker 3: Can we continue with the problem.
Speaker 1: Let's let's finish the rap?
Speaker 4: Ben Tom like God, I'm finna be a mark, I'm
Speaker 4: finna lose it all.
Speaker 7: Finn b Smith, Oh my love, I'm finna have a
Speaker 7: mariage that's lupin and I'm finna make a.
Speaker 3: Killsel I'm finna pause from it. Why is this guy
Speaker 3: keep saying finner because he can't say that here, No, no, no, no, listen,
Speaker 3: Yeah he can't say that. Yeah he wants to disrespect Burma,
Speaker 3: mayan ma whatever. That's a white thing to disrespect.
Speaker 2: Disrespect a for him, why.
Speaker 3: People understand, But finna is not a white thing.
Speaker 1: We have been working on that with him. Mm hmm uh.
Speaker 1: And it sort of came down to choosing between this
Speaker 1: and introduce it himself to you in the lyrics, and
Speaker 1: he did end up doing both. So we were trying
Speaker 1: to pick our battles.
Speaker 2: When you are helping someone disengage from a series of
Speaker 2: terms that they use that they probably should.
Speaker 3: You think baby steps is the best way to get
Speaker 3: someone to I stop saying you racial racialized words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you go in the order of what's
Speaker 2: the most The fact that we've gotten all the way
Speaker 2: down to Finna from where he startedstand this is a
Speaker 2: huge win for us. You know. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: you quit things in the order that's killing you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe you get off the hardt, the liquor, then the cigarettes.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he's still you know, yeah, he's still hitting
Speaker 2: the vape a little bit with the finna. But you
Speaker 2: should have seen the guy what we found of Okay,
Speaker 2: let's hear a little more.
Speaker 7: Okay, pick a melly of my memoir finn across the
Speaker 7: ball and a person can so away with your broad
Speaker 7: off the covoir magic like off, like, aha, I'm wickedly talented,
Speaker 7: like when it comes see your dead, I'm afraid I
Speaker 7: want forfeits.
Speaker 4: I'm holding up your sc That's.
Speaker 1: A that was from Wicked? Did you did you know that?
Speaker 1: You look like, why is he saying?
Speaker 3: Why is he saying I'm wickuledly talented? Like can you
Speaker 3: play that bit again?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah, so that is talented like that.
Speaker 2: From Wicked?
Speaker 1: They say that in Wicked.
Speaker 3: So they say that's not from Tarzan.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if your whole thing was just make.
Speaker 3: But I thought it was also kind of you.
Speaker 1: Think that was as well? You know what? I agree.
Speaker 1: I'm then right off to that.
Speaker 3: He's talking about kidnapping women in the coate devoir off
Speaker 3: the co.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 3: I just don't have the picture. It's painting.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: He did actually paint us a picture on the last
Speaker 1: time he was what you look like. We're trying to
Speaker 1: steer him more in the wrap direction as a result
Speaker 1: of that, just as as a creative outlet.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of whack a mole in terms
Speaker 2: of what we're dealing with with Zach here where you
Speaker 2: know you kind of like way from the wrapping, and
Speaker 2: then you see his painting. You go, Okay, let's camp
Speaker 2: out again on wrapping for a minute until we find
Speaker 2: a better solution.
Speaker 3: You would have put the energy somewhere.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hm. Do we want to let him finish
Speaker 2: it or do we want.
Speaker 3: Love to finish?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's finish.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I'm a road down forfeits.
Speaker 7: I'm holding up his skull like that'shoar oh suit heck,
Speaker 7: he's gonna hurt him. The vegan minas heard him? No German,
Speaker 7: the vegan for of the god. I forgot this man.
Speaker 2: It's for the cups, yelling for the cops.
Speaker 3: Don't speak no German.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't guess is what's what is that about?
Speaker 1: I couldn't begin to guess.
Speaker 2: Yelling for the cops, but don't speak no German. I
Speaker 2: couldn't begin to guess. I couldn't. I've only got one guess,
Speaker 2: and I am saving it.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I can't.
Speaker 1: That's why I can't be Okay, let's continue.
Speaker 4: Hey, didn't I see you at a party asking where's
Speaker 4: my hug? I just hope for no regrets.
Speaker 7: When my death bag comes this a rebellion, speaking like
Speaker 7: I'm on the rogue one to recommend the call me.
Speaker 4: I'm bound to be found acting ridiculous. Probably catch me.
Speaker 7: With some queens, like my ass wasn't saying in steady
Speaker 7: texting your girl like what we're thinking for dinner?
Speaker 4: You know, lately I've been thinking like I might be
Speaker 4: a winner? Why yeah, stays bitter? I mean ship go
Speaker 4: fig give there's no.
Speaker 2: Second Yeah, so hey, thanks guys, let's give him?
Speaker 3: Should wrap this up?
Speaker 1: Just like a quick review. Bait is ninety five percent
Speaker 1: on rotten tomatoes? It is what what do you give
Speaker 1: on the tomato meter for Zach's rat?
Speaker 2: How many wrapped tomatoes?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I don't give up.
Speaker 1: He was inspired by the bars and that was bars.
Speaker 3: And you know the thing is you just you just
Speaker 3: give something fresh or not fresh, rotten or fresh, and
Speaker 3: it's the consensus that creates the rates.
Speaker 2: I'm actually tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's Do you want to give a
Speaker 3: number or just say fresh? What you're gonna say?
Speaker 2: I'd like you to give a number.
Speaker 1: I guess like a series of reviews enough to create
Speaker 1: a consensus.
Speaker 2: I guess because they don't like just you.
Speaker 1: Know, they can't have a rating off of what are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: You're an incredible actor. Why did you give a review
Speaker 2: as James Bond give risk, give a review as you know,
Speaker 2: one of the other gentlemen in the show, and give.
Speaker 1: Us one one.
Speaker 2: As as Patrick Steuman.
Speaker 3: I would give this. I would give this a ten
Speaker 3: the pig set, I would give this ten percent. Okay tomorrow, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll give certified rotten.
Speaker 1: And I'm I'm grateful for Zach that he had that
Speaker 1: moment where you said that it was a ten.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, just before you knew it was percent uh huh.
Speaker 2: And you know he's an editor, so he'll be able
Speaker 2: to make clarity. He'll be able to cut it off
Speaker 2: right at ten. I would give this a ten percent yep.
Speaker 1: And he can like he can also end this episode
Speaker 1: where whenever he wants like he can just say like bye.
Speaker 3: He's kind of God, isn't he?
Speaker 1: In a way?
Speaker 3: He's kind of the most the most powerful guy. Why
Speaker 3: isn't he in here when talking to him if he's
Speaker 3: the one really calling the shots? Because I've got a
Speaker 3: crazy day and I've got a black car waiting outside
Speaker 3: I've got a reservation for sixteen people at Pakistan New
Speaker 3: Savice spot down the street open. So why why, why
Speaker 3: isn't why am I not talking to the shot caller?
Speaker 2: Bye bye, whoa Hollywood Hamburg