Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a turmano and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 1: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared
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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 4: to write? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 3: This is Karen colgaraf.
Speaker 4: Today we have guests in our car.
Speaker 3: Today we have guests in our car.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we don't know. Sometimes it's you and I. Usually
Speaker 4: there is a guest.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: We're sticking to the program our original mission statement. You
Speaker 4: remember when I type that up right?
Speaker 3: Yes, it was so loud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had my intern dow copies of it. We
Speaker 4: sent it out to most of our fans. If you
Speaker 4: didn't get that, we can send you a copy. But
Speaker 4: we podcast in the car. Of course, people already know this.
Speaker 1: They do know that for it's in the name Guy Brandham.
Speaker 1: Guy Brandham's our guest. You just did the surprise attack intro.
Speaker 4: Guy, you have one of those names where I've said
Speaker 4: it before. I know you were friends, we were once
Speaker 4: roommates for a short amount of time. I still get
Speaker 4: nervous when I say your name. I think of it wrong.
Speaker 2: It's not that hard, it's just brandam.
Speaker 3: I say it every time.
Speaker 2: Karen said it wrong on the album, on your album,
Speaker 2: on that podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm realizing I always have said it perfectly. My nervousness
Speaker 4: comes from Karen messing it up once.
Speaker 1: I think we all need to be less obsessed with
Speaker 1: being perfect, and that's how it be, and let's be
Speaker 1: proud to be uh not good at everything right.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry I just pointed fingers and specified that
Speaker 4: it was you, indeed Karen who got his name wrong.
Speaker 4: Though one time doesn't matter who does what and who
Speaker 4: does things wrong.
Speaker 3: Just let's watch the finger.
Speaker 2: I'm really worried. I'm really worried that you guys are
Speaker 2: going to take me to LAX and make me get
Speaker 2: on the flights.
Speaker 4: Like I said, Guy, were sticking to the program, and
Speaker 4: that was part of the original mission statement, and I.
Speaker 2: Get that LAX. I would also like to point out
Speaker 2: that I was booked for this podcast for less time,
Speaker 2: Like I was booked for this podcast twenty minutes before
Speaker 2: we left the party, and we were at and then
Speaker 2: we went and we got in a car for an hour.
Speaker 2: We just sat in a car for an hour waiting
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it through. Listen, let's start at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Today is gay Pride in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: It's the day, the only day you can be proud,
Speaker 2: is the only day that you can be proud.
Speaker 1: You really have to get it out, hopefully with balloons today.
Speaker 2: It is a rich and beautiful expression of my culture.
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought it was a week.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a month. All of June is Pride month.
Speaker 2: And then all of the different cities have their pride
Speaker 2: parades on different on different.
Speaker 1: Days, so you can take a train to all of them.
Speaker 2: Also, your second tier cities they sometimes have their prides
Speaker 2: not during the month of June, and that's fine to
Speaker 2: San Diego, right, And then Palm Springs doesn't in November
Speaker 2: because they fucking badasses.
Speaker 3: They just do what they want.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: And also, who wants to be in Palm Springs in June?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the actual lizard. I get all confused about gay
Speaker 4: Pride because it falls in the same month as Fort
Speaker 4: Truck months, and the mcreab always comes back at this time,
Speaker 4: so I don't know what days. It's hard to keep
Speaker 4: them all my celebrating you got, let's float on into.
Speaker 2: Cheddar Bay, listen. I was just in Canada, and while
Speaker 2: I was in Canada, there was a special McDonald's promotion
Speaker 2: and they had they had foods from all the parts
Speaker 2: of Canada. It meant that they had from Atlantic Canada.
Speaker 2: They had a lobster roll, a lobster roll at McDonald's,
Speaker 2: and part of me wanted to get it, and then
Speaker 2: this smart part of me was like, you should never
Speaker 2: buy lobster from McDonald's. And there was poutine from Quebec,
Speaker 2: a boring chicken sandwich from Ontario, a hamburger from from
Speaker 2: like the Prairies, and then there was like a Sunday
Speaker 2: from British Columbia, and it was so exciting. I just
Speaker 2: was fascinated by it.
Speaker 1: You saved so much money on your trip by just
Speaker 1: going to McDonald's exactly.
Speaker 4: Do you realize how much traveling you'd have to do
Speaker 4: to go get a traditional cordon blue sandwich from Quebec.
Speaker 2: I know which didn't like, Like McDonald's lobster roll is
Speaker 2: the thing that you read about in like BuzzFeed articles,
Speaker 2: but don't ever actually think that you'll see.
Speaker 1: It's a thing you hear about on stories of the
Speaker 1: er because a lobster roll for McDonald's is guaranteed just
Speaker 1: NonStop vomiting. I mean, there's no way you're not going
Speaker 1: to become deathly ill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's something where your house would have to do
Speaker 4: detective work to figure out why blood was coming out
Speaker 4: all of your offices.
Speaker 1: And the person won't admit they got a lobster roll
Speaker 1: from McDonald's.
Speaker 3: It's so obvious.
Speaker 2: And then it's that's so funny.
Speaker 1: They're like, I swear to god, it.
Speaker 3: Was too choose.
Speaker 4: That's a great episode.
Speaker 1: We just wrote, Okay, well, let's mail it to the
Speaker 1: WGA and just get this thing legalized.
Speaker 4: I gotta get in that guild some one way or another.
Speaker 3: Get in this guild.
Speaker 1: So because it's Gay Pride Day, I was a Gay
Speaker 1: Pride parade brunch this morning with that guy invited me to.
Speaker 2: This is what I tore you guys from yesh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean we've got a podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1: We got to we got to and podcas guy at
Speaker 1: the peak of his brunch party just at like the
Speaker 1: you had champagne bubbles all around your head. I'm like,
Speaker 1: come podcasts with us, and then he had to sit
Speaker 1: in a hot car.
Speaker 2: But but the thing is I say yes to life.
Speaker 2: I say yes to life in all of its many forms,
Speaker 2: and like, if you asked me the podcast, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say yes.
Speaker 1: And what I said is if you leave a party
Speaker 1: for three hours, your stock goes through the roof. People
Speaker 1: are like, where is he? I wanted to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Then you show up again and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's here again.
Speaker 4: Because we aren't going to go back right, Oh, we're
Speaker 4: gonna go you know. That's how I said.
Speaker 2: We everyone is at Revolver Ultra Lounge now, and so
Speaker 2: we will be going to Revolver Ultra Lounge.
Speaker 4: That sounds too high octane.
Speaker 1: For Mesilly Megachill.
Speaker 2: It's not just a lounge, it's an ultra lounge.
Speaker 4: Oh, meaning they have hookah.
Speaker 1: Meaning there's cologne everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yes, there is colone everywhere. We don't need hookahs because
Speaker 2: the cologne is just coming straight at you.
Speaker 1: You just suck it in the right right through your nostrils.
Speaker 4: I one Pride Week. I went to chapter nine. It
Speaker 4: was on the corner the I R.
Speaker 2: You're making things up. There was eleven Are you talking
Speaker 2: about eleven?
Speaker 4: The guys the only straight guys they had there were
Speaker 4: the guys dancing, okay, and they had angel wings?
Speaker 2: Were you went eleven?
Speaker 4: Eleven? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay? But also did I call it district? There may
Speaker 2: have been you went, there, may have been chef.
Speaker 1: Why isn't there a chappy themed gay bar name?
Speaker 2: Also, I resent your implication all of the go go
Speaker 2: boys are straight. Some of the go go boys were
Speaker 2: probably gay, but some of them were probably straight.
Speaker 1: I bet some were straight, but they're willing to experiment
Speaker 1: while their girlfriend was out of town.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so true.
Speaker 4: It's hey, you get a dance gig, You take a
Speaker 4: dance gig, open.
Speaker 2: Yourself up, like guy is saying, some of them are
Speaker 2: willing to open themselves up to life's many options for
Speaker 2: like one hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: Hey, that that's a competitive price.
Speaker 4: I had a great time, is what I was.
Speaker 2: Who did you go with? Who did you go with?
Speaker 4: I went with my old friend Neely has a friend
Speaker 4: who he is exceedingly handsome. Used to be an underwear
Speaker 4: Calvin Klein billboard person.
Speaker 2: Oh he sounds hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a date like, perfectly faced person, but he's
Speaker 4: the not and and liked me. He was so supporting.
Speaker 4: He made me feel great and and uh, and then
Speaker 4: I went to this place.
Speaker 1: What do you put your face? Right by his name?
Speaker 4: He just was saying, Hey, I just arrived with the
Speaker 4: hottest guy here and pointed at me, and everyone's like hello,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 2: Just it's adorable. It's good and I it's like when
Speaker 2: it's like when the football the captain of the football
Speaker 2: team takes the develop mentally disabled to go the proms.
Speaker 4: I knew that it was a bet among his friends,
Speaker 4: and it's like, I dare you to take Chris Fairbanks
Speaker 4: and his paint covered overalls and his nerd glasses for
Speaker 4: the most high octane gay ultra lounge and pretending.
Speaker 2: Eleven eleven was never an ultra lounge.
Speaker 4: I wish. I'm just thinking of you know stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 4: look at her with her glasses off. No one ever knew.
Speaker 2: I have to, Okay, but it's the game, bar.
Speaker 4: I know that never will happen to me. I'm never
Speaker 4: flocked by women and they're like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 4: the hottest.
Speaker 2: Oh you were directly referencing. You were directly referencing that
Speaker 2: movie where that girl gets made over. I just realized
Speaker 2: that there is a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of those movies, I think, but you're thinking of the
Speaker 1: one where she literally does wear glasses, overalls and a ponytail.
Speaker 2: It's like Freddy Prince Junior.
Speaker 4: It's not she's hard, she's all that.
Speaker 1: She's a.
Speaker 4: Yep up number four, step up, sorry, step up for five?
Speaker 3: Mean girls, Mean girls.
Speaker 4: I'm done trying.
Speaker 3: How many, caring?
Speaker 2: How many Amanda Byes movies?
Speaker 1: Have you seen a mandamand Amanda? I don't. I think
Speaker 1: I've seen them. The Shakespeare one.
Speaker 2: The Shakespeare one is good, and also this second the
Speaker 2: guy who played not the main hot guy, but the
Speaker 2: second hot guy was in my improv class. But then
Speaker 2: also there's the one where she's the Prime Minister of
Speaker 2: England's secret daughter, and that one's really good too. Amanda Barbie, Angeline.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's such good luck. To see Angeline in
Speaker 1: traffic is good luck. We decided in the nineties.
Speaker 2: It means that there will be a fruitful harvest.
Speaker 3: Yay, So I feel great.
Speaker 4: The only time it's bad luck when you're here is
Speaker 4: if she doesn't have a young man in the passenger seat,
Speaker 4: or if.
Speaker 1: She has unhinged her jaw and put it in the
Speaker 1: glove box. That's very She was totally intact.
Speaker 4: She of course lost her job. She used to chew
Speaker 4: a lot of Copenhagen, Oh she did. She was a
Speaker 4: mountain girl.
Speaker 2: She loves so anytime, like there was one football there
Speaker 2: was one football game that you like had to we
Speaker 2: had to drive like a long way into the mountains
Speaker 2: to get too. When I was playing football in high school.
Speaker 3: Was it when you played Reno?
Speaker 2: It was when we would play Quincy, which was up
Speaker 2: by Reno.
Speaker 3: Quincy.
Speaker 2: And every time somebody who had never done Copenhagen before
Speaker 2: would decide to take his first dip on a windy
Speaker 2: mountain road. Yeah, and then there's nothing more hilarious than
Speaker 2: watching a sixteen year old guy who thinks he's pretty
Speaker 2: cool puking on control of player.
Speaker 1: On our we used to go up to Point Arena.
Speaker 1: You didn't never play Point Arena, did you know. So
Speaker 1: they were right on the coast, so we would go
Speaker 1: up the coastline and it was you were in you know,
Speaker 1: a school bus just going like this on like on
Speaker 1: coastal roads for literally two and a half hours.
Speaker 3: And I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: It was when Walkman's Very First came out and we
Speaker 1: were listening, listening to Eddie Murphy Delirious.
Speaker 3: We had me and my friend Patty on he had.
Speaker 1: Split phone things, were each holding one and I look
Speaker 1: over and Jenny Bodenhagen is running up the aisle and
Speaker 1: her like perfectly manicured for your nails. There's barf just
Speaker 1: pouring from hands. It was was it a visual that
Speaker 1: is like in my mind.
Speaker 4: Like a picture, and that was whiney road based, not
Speaker 4: too She wasn't chawn.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, No, this was just wad. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just a bus bar story.
Speaker 2: Windy roads are bad enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I've always had a high, uh high tolerance for
Speaker 4: tobacco products. Yeah, because I grew up, you know, in
Speaker 4: Montana and there's a lot of organic tobacco industry. You know,
Speaker 4: when you get lost in a sentence, and I knew
Speaker 4: you guys got real quiet anticipating something great.
Speaker 2: From We just hope that survivors would make it out.
Speaker 1: But wait, you're just saying a bunch of people used
Speaker 1: tobacco products.
Speaker 4: Not and I, as a young kid, was peer pressured
Speaker 4: into doing a snuff which goes up your nose, like yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: snooze or snoop, I can't remember. But that didn't make
Speaker 4: nothing made me sick.
Speaker 3: You loved it all.
Speaker 4: Just a third malt liquor forty that would maybe give me,
Speaker 4: give me a bound up.
Speaker 3: Did you ever drink Mickey's big Mouth?
Speaker 4: Sure? Well, the big mouths came later. Oh nah, it's okay.
Speaker 4: Anything you've done in life is geared around you and
Speaker 4: what you want.
Speaker 3: But he was steering right at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he had that look on his face like
Speaker 4: he didn't care.
Speaker 1: It was very strange.
Speaker 4: Let's look at him there you Oh oh, he's so
Speaker 4: interested in the Nicky Romero billboard.
Speaker 2: I love billboards for DJs who are going to be
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas. Yes, oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 3: The city is built on them.
Speaker 2: Let's let's take a three day weekend. It was cause
Speaker 2: rock and roll. This Danish guy is gonna be deciding
Speaker 2: what forty five seconds of songs will hear.
Speaker 4: So that is who they are. They yes, every time,
Speaker 4: it's and it's just a dude's name. It's never like
Speaker 4: DJ scribbles.
Speaker 1: It's usually Roman numerals arranged in some strange way, and
Speaker 1: the guy always looks like someone that like if you
Speaker 1: ran into him and nord Strums you would be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But it's like that guy standing on a billboard. That's
Speaker 1: what's hilarious. It's like the shoe guy in nord Strum's
Speaker 1: got a gig where he gets to take his ponytail down.
Speaker 2: I mean that makes looking at it that way, it
Speaker 2: makes me happy for it that like, like DJ's really
Speaker 2: are people who just managed to win some sort of
Speaker 2: lottery and like without a real skill.
Speaker 4: I agree, and then people get angry with me because
Speaker 4: of the world of hip hop being based on, you know,
Speaker 4: talented DJ sampling. I'm not taking away from that. But
Speaker 4: when it's a club DJ, it was literally pushing play
Speaker 4: on his laptop and it's a laptop. There aren't even turntables.
Speaker 2: Hey, he has to decide how many bpms this room is.
Speaker 4: Going to be and it's it's hard. It's hard depending
Speaker 4: on how high octane or ultra the room is. You
Speaker 4: gotta know your BPM.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You can't drop the beat at the wrong time. You
Speaker 1: have to. It has to build with so much of
Speaker 1: it and then boom right, and.
Speaker 4: Then you're talking specifically about dubbed step.
Speaker 3: I think we're talking about working at Chipotle.
Speaker 2: Let me just say drop those bits. I love and
Speaker 2: appreciate the DJs and everything that they do, Okay, and
Speaker 2: also the big list of hot gay guys that that
Speaker 2: one DJ has in Los Angeles, which is important because
Speaker 2: there's this one DJ and he has like a big
Speaker 2: list of who the hot gay guys are, and then
Speaker 2: you they get invited to things and.
Speaker 4: They just show up.
Speaker 1: It was just his personal list. Yes to kind of
Speaker 1: go over every.
Speaker 4: Once in a while and you get to be near
Speaker 4: them or he's got to keep that list.
Speaker 1: You get to you in five minutes with each one
Speaker 1: at every gig.
Speaker 2: It's not like speed dating. It's just it's wonderful and
Speaker 2: all of them are at Pride just having a good
Speaker 2: time and.
Speaker 1: I'm here listen. You said yes.
Speaker 2: Also, I would like to dedicate this podcast appearance to
Speaker 2: Glenn Weldon from pop Culture Happy Hour on NPRY when
Speaker 2: he said that he liked this podcast, he specifically referenced
Speaker 2: mine and two other episodes as good ones.
Speaker 4: So that was a really that was a big moment
Speaker 4: for Do you Need a Ride? And I thank you
Speaker 4: guys for making that happen.
Speaker 2: It was I mean, because you guys needed somebody to
Speaker 2: really push the quality of the show up to the
Speaker 2: next level.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was trying to do something with KPCC,
Speaker 1: which is the which is you.
Speaker 3: Know, it's public radio, and they do Delila.
Speaker 2: Have you considered doing more pledge breaks during the course
Speaker 2: of do.
Speaker 1: I get political on here and make some civic changes?
Speaker 2: Also talk about California water policy. It's rough.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're closing down golf courses.
Speaker 4: It splits a room to talk about local politics, and
Speaker 4: I'll start with golf courses. I'm torn in the middle
Speaker 4: of my own self because.
Speaker 2: I enjoy seem like one of those guys who would
Speaker 2: like golf, oh love.
Speaker 4: I used to golf as a young person, but I
Speaker 4: do not. I do not agree with golf course.
Speaker 2: One of my most the moments on Entourage that would
Speaker 2: bother me most was when they were hitting golf balls around,
Speaker 2: because I was like, at least be sexy douchebags. You know,
Speaker 2: just gets to be douchebags.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm so excited for that movie though. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I just have to say that.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing it tomorrow. You are, Yes, the other hosts
Speaker 2: of my podcast Pop Rocket on Maximum Fun listeners supported
Speaker 2: Maximum Fun.
Speaker 4: We're supporting Pop Rocket.
Speaker 2: You haven't. We don't normally have guests. Sometimes we have
Speaker 2: guest hosts, and I have suggested you as a guest host.
Speaker 3: And people said, no, Risk can't.
Speaker 2: We just haven't had enough time or space. Chris can't
Speaker 2: because there are no straight white guys on on Pop.
Speaker 1: Rockets a guarantee really Pop Rocket.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean sometimes we've had the straightest.
Speaker 4: I mean there are people I can I can hang.
Speaker 4: I just talked about being a chapter and I went
Speaker 4: to Chappie.
Speaker 2: You went to Chappie and felt very comfortable. Chris, I
Speaker 2: just want to say, your watch is so big.
Speaker 4: Thank you. And guys, I'm not even wearing a watch.
Speaker 4: We all know what goes. I know it's cut to me.
Speaker 2: Where it looks like a Japanese automobile's engine.
Speaker 4: It's very yeah, very uh. It's a polished metal. It's heavy.
Speaker 4: I have the small arm and I have a big
Speaker 4: arm for reasons I won't go into, but I rarely
Speaker 4: use my left arm. It's shrinking day by day. It's
Speaker 4: shrinking as the other one exponentially is growing, and so
Speaker 4: I thought getting a bigger.
Speaker 2: Watch day by day. Do you guys ever just do
Speaker 2: a jazz standard during the Battle of Daay?
Speaker 4: Now? Can I be on the podcast?
Speaker 3: Did he?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 3: He prove himself yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But day for the sake of being on a podcast,
Speaker 1: you would be like, I'm not that straight like podcast?
Speaker 3: Please please?
Speaker 2: That's why I left Pride Celebration podcasts.
Speaker 1: They really are the we are. They're the next wave
Speaker 1: of entertainment and we're just getting in there, locking in
Speaker 1: our places in the ground floor.
Speaker 4: Do you guys want to hear about the time I
Speaker 4: made out with a guy? Yes, okay, it's it's not
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not whatever. It's I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's not safe for work.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: No. I was all mail production, as you like it.
Speaker 4: I we were I was young and where there was
Speaker 4: girls involved, and they said will uh they were friends.
Speaker 4: We were all friends. But they said we'll take our
Speaker 4: shirts off. And I wonder if I had even seen
Speaker 4: a girl there's shirt off at this point, But anyway,
Speaker 4: they said, we'll take our shirts off if you guys
Speaker 4: make out and I was like, of course, but he
Speaker 4: was very reluctant. He was like, I do not want
Speaker 4: to do that. No way. He was a drummer and
Speaker 4: and uh he just was too cool and come on
Speaker 4: and uh and then he said okay. And then so
Speaker 4: we made up for a little bit. And I don't
Speaker 4: think that these girls ever took their shirts off.
Speaker 1: You think that'd be something you would get in place before.
Speaker 4: You, Yeah, like a contract or something. Yes, well I
Speaker 4: wasn't thinking.
Speaker 2: I did you feel any warmth or tension or excitements?
Speaker 4: Uh, you know I felt that with when I was
Speaker 4: kissing girls at that point too. It was all very
Speaker 4: scary to me, and uh, you know it felt Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was no big I'd been in acting classes. I
Speaker 4: kissed a man with braces once. That was the only
Speaker 4: nervousness is a brace's things were very had hooks on
Speaker 4: them and a lot of rubber bands.
Speaker 2: I feel like when you kiss girls there's a lot
Speaker 2: of like sweetness and gentleness that I've find time wasting.
Speaker 2: And when you kiss a guy, it's like, how can
Speaker 2: we make our mouths being near each other as much
Speaker 2: as possible? Like antal fucking? And I like that is
Speaker 2: that I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I remember my not being that aggressive. It was that
Speaker 4: I'm not making a joke. But he that person, he's
Speaker 4: a friend, and he passed away, and related, I think unrelated.
Speaker 4: The only man, the only man I've ever kissed, has died,
Speaker 4: so I did.
Speaker 3: He broke his heart that day.
Speaker 4: It was years later, and I'm not making light. People
Speaker 4: that know me and know him will be mad at
Speaker 4: me if they think I'm joking.
Speaker 2: Thumbs are cursed.
Speaker 4: I got demon gums. I'm like the gums from Game
Speaker 4: of Thrones or something.
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones finaleous tonight.
Speaker 4: Maybe the girl, maybe just her feet were getting burned.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm sorry, that's a I don't like that. She's
Speaker 4: such a sweet little girl. Man, When that guy she
Speaker 4: taught how to read gets, he's gonna twist everyone's heads
Speaker 4: off like soft bread. He will lose it.
Speaker 2: You haven't either, you, Chris. You have not read the books? Right? No?
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 2: We're just so going so far off the rails from
Speaker 2: what we know from the books. It's crazy and it
Speaker 2: makes me upset every time, but I'm starting to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Are the books worth the read?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, they're good, but only if you like nerd books,
Speaker 2: where like they're really complex, and I like a nice
Speaker 2: complex book.
Speaker 1: Complex and like what there's math problems and the columns
Speaker 1: on the side.
Speaker 2: Essentially, Yes, people.
Speaker 4: Were getting very upset a couple different times, I think
Speaker 4: with the books not being true of the show because
Speaker 4: of in the show they just have people getting raped,
Speaker 4: and maybe in the books it was more consensual. Does that? Yes,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking That happened.
Speaker 2: It was that one time when Circe and and Jamie
Speaker 2: had sex and the great scept of Baylor.
Speaker 4: Yes see they why did they make Jamie such a
Speaker 4: He's like a nice guy, now he was evilist gave
Speaker 4: us the first guy to push a kid out a window.
Speaker 2: Yes, great, it was, but that happens in the book too. Look.
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones is entirely about constantly having your central
Speaker 2: perspective chopped away and then having to queer your perspective
Speaker 2: on things. You start out thinking, oh, oh, ned Stark,
Speaker 2: he's a good guy. He's gonna be the one to
Speaker 2: take us through this and chop off his head. It's like,
Speaker 2: what's up now, buddy, And then to the point that
Speaker 2: you know it's like a little person and a lady,
Speaker 2: and you know, a dragon and dragon, and they're the
Speaker 2: ones who are in charge in whose eyes you're seeing
Speaker 2: through except for the dragon.
Speaker 1: I want more to happen with the place that Anya
Speaker 1: Stark is in because I don't understand what it is
Speaker 1: or what's happening. But I'm just kind of trying to
Speaker 1: be like, maybe I'll just get it eventually if I
Speaker 1: just keep my eyes where.
Speaker 2: She's learning to be a face changing assassin in Bravos.
Speaker 1: Yes, so is it face changing for real?
Speaker 2: Okay? The thing is is in the books, she like
Speaker 2: on this little mission she's on where she's like selling
Speaker 2: fish and stuff, she literally they pull off her face
Speaker 2: and put somebody else's face on. Oh my god, they
Speaker 2: haven't shown that she has somebody else's face.
Speaker 1: But because people will be upset if they did that.
Speaker 2: Girl, because you have because you because and also you
Speaker 2: have that actor, and you want to use that actor
Speaker 2: that we all already love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's that girl's bad and she's that bad. I
Speaker 4: really like that.
Speaker 2: Kid, Yeah she is. It's a great character too. The
Speaker 2: whole time that she was running around with with the
Speaker 2: hound in the books, I was like, Oh, I'm so
Speaker 2: worried for I'm so worried for it. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, oh no, Aria Stark would love this. Aria
Speaker 2: Stark is not having to be a nice, polite lady.
Speaker 2: She's off with the hound killing folks.
Speaker 3: I know the hound in real life.
Speaker 4: She dealt with him coldly. I know the guy who
Speaker 4: got his head crushed in real life, Pedro.
Speaker 2: Oh really, he's awesome.
Speaker 1: Mine is Rory McCann. Who is it McCann, Yes, Mary McCann.
Speaker 1: He was in the book group with me. Oh, he was
Speaker 1: the guy in the wheelchair in the book group.
Speaker 2: Karen that you don't enter every door, saying back when
Speaker 2: I was starring on a British sitcom, it just kills me.
Speaker 1: It's you know what, It's just how I play it.
Speaker 4: How Come I don't just bad that I don't know
Speaker 4: about you's going on.
Speaker 3: I don't tell anybody anything.
Speaker 4: You don't tell me anything. I'd like a copy of
Speaker 4: that BBC whichever number network it is. I'm sure it's BBC.
Speaker 4: It was Channel four one through.
Speaker 1: Five, BBC one.
Speaker 4: Wow. You and Rob Delaney, Yeah, British and Titanas.
Speaker 2: When I was in Canada, they ran a promo for
Speaker 2: his TV show. It was exciting did.
Speaker 3: It look good?
Speaker 2: I couldn't really tell. I was in another room. I
Speaker 2: was just excited that someone I knew was on television.
Speaker 1: That woman he's doing it with, Sharon Horgan, is so funny.
Speaker 4: She's nice too on the Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2: Good for her.
Speaker 1: Her TV shows that she's made already are amazing and hilarious.
Speaker 3: So I bet it's really good.
Speaker 4: I gotta get into the stuff.
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks, what do you like most about summer and
Speaker 2: las Ane?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Thank you? I like where, uh you know what? I
Speaker 4: live by the beach and uh do yeah?
Speaker 2: Where do you live?
Speaker 4: I live with Nate Craig.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why it took you two hours to get here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck you. I know, but I like waking up there,
Speaker 4: and I don't necessarily like being there. Oh no, I'll
Speaker 4: accept as fuck you and embrace it. And I just
Speaker 4: that now is the time of year where people are
Speaker 4: just walking past our house and they're carrying surfboards and
Speaker 4: it seems like a nineteen eighties like a movie you'd
Speaker 4: watch where La is in it and everyone's wearing hot
Speaker 4: pink and they're like, you know, friendly, and they stop
Speaker 4: in we give people during fourth July we do that.
Speaker 2: But I've heard good things about your Fourth of July party.
Speaker 4: It's fun. It's fun. You must be attending this year.
Speaker 4: If it's happening, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I will be back in New York's weating. It's kind
Speaker 2: of when I first moved here, I assumed I would
Speaker 2: just get a place five beach because the beach is nice.
Speaker 2: And I lived in Los Angeles and my friend Laura
Speaker 2: like took me aside. I was like, no, guy, if
Speaker 2: there are two types of people in Los Angeles, they're
Speaker 2: beach people and there are hills people. You were not
Speaker 2: beach people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it, And honestly, I think it's been pretty
Speaker 4: damaging to my entire comedy career because I stay home
Speaker 4: a lot, and it's I try to get out like
Speaker 4: I've been doing stand up every night. It's just me
Speaker 4: driving a lot. And I accept that I have to
Speaker 4: be driving a lot. But man, if you're gonna live here,
Speaker 4: go be by the ocean. It seems crazy to be,
Speaker 4: you know, so close to it and never go to it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've never understood that. I've always had family, like in
Speaker 4: San Diego, and we'd visit and we'd go, let's go
Speaker 4: to the beach and they're like, ohh, we haven't done
Speaker 4: that in seven years. It's five blocks away, Like I
Speaker 4: never understood that.
Speaker 2: Well, then I love going to the beach. I'm not
Speaker 2: supposed to. Yes, I love it a lot. I think
Speaker 2: it's fun, like swim in the ocean. Yeah, I get
Speaker 2: brown yep. Karen, what do you like most about Los
Speaker 2: Angeles in the summertime?
Speaker 4: You like summer, don't you.
Speaker 3: Karen, I don't like summer.
Speaker 4: I don't like I knew there was hesitation and it
Speaker 4: wasn't because you were shifting through all the reasons.
Speaker 1: I yeah, No, I don't like heat. I get sunburned
Speaker 1: very easily. Melanoma is very prevalent in my family.
Speaker 3: I sweat.
Speaker 1: I need to wear a primer foundation to kind of
Speaker 1: plug up my pores from Williams. If you yeah, I've
Speaker 1: slapped some of that before I leave the house. So
Speaker 1: if you like layer up and then you sweat, you
Speaker 1: just look like a crazy old lady. Like it just
Speaker 1: doesn't work for me.
Speaker 4: You don't like being shiny and hot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it just doesn't my thing. I like fog,
Speaker 1: I like sweaters, I like uh.
Speaker 2: But La doesn't do any of those things particularly, well,
Speaker 2: what fo.
Speaker 3: Fog or sweaters?
Speaker 2: Yeah, any season or anything.
Speaker 3: No, it's I'm here against my will one.
Speaker 4: As am I. It's depressing to not know when time
Speaker 4: is passing because there is no benchmar It's wonderful.
Speaker 2: That's what Starbucks is for sucks. Oh, that's terrific.
Speaker 1: Your calendar is Natalie Merchant CDs.
Speaker 2: We're driving past Kitten, where celebrities sell their swimwear line,
Speaker 2: and I love Kitten because nobody ever shops there except
Speaker 2: for people from out of town.
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton used to shop there. Yeah, she exists anymore?
Speaker 1: She did, she disappeared, We had her.
Speaker 2: I mean, the wonderful thing is everyone who wants to
Speaker 2: bitch about the Kardashians can just be like, look, when
Speaker 2: we stopped needing Paris Hilton, we just got.
Speaker 3: Rid of her.
Speaker 2: We could wish her, we could wish the Kardashians away
Speaker 2: so easily, and well.
Speaker 4: It's kind of happening, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like Caitlin has fundamentally like changed the narrative.
Speaker 2: How much can you pay attention to all of these
Speaker 2: frivolous people being frivolous and arguing about like, oh, Kim
Speaker 2: works too hard promoting Midori when it's like, I spent
Speaker 2: the past sixty years on a terrible, horrible journey that's
Speaker 2: gotten me to this point, and now I wear flowy,
Speaker 2: loose fabrics and it's all I ever wanted in this world.
Speaker 2: It's wonderful.
Speaker 4: I went to an event that was so confusing. It
Speaker 4: was some USA basketball, the basketball team and in conjunction
Speaker 4: with the new jeep Cherokee, and that was the event.
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're promoting, the jeep or the basketball,
Speaker 4: but it's those two things together. Common was rapping and
Speaker 4: when I arrived the DJ's desk, I guess we'll call
Speaker 4: it this turntable podium. And the ones and twos were
Speaker 4: a jeep, you know, Grill and bis. Marquis was just
Speaker 4: DJing like pushing, and I'm like, that's fucking pits Marquis,
Speaker 4: and I waved and he waved like a little kid
Speaker 4: like hi like, and I was like oh, and I
Speaker 4: took a picture of him, and then uh, it was
Speaker 4: kind of boring. Common wrapped and then he was ushered off.
Speaker 4: And then Kim Kardashian showed up, yes and walked directly
Speaker 4: to a person who gave her an envelope off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well and was Usher just comments usher was went
Speaker 2: to the House of Commons and was knighted.
Speaker 4: Uh Kim kardash. She went, she got her envelope, She
Speaker 4: took some pictures with some random people. Someone nodded at
Speaker 4: her and she's like, am I good? And then she left.
Speaker 4: She was specifically paid to just show.
Speaker 2: Up and yeah, probably yeah, and it was.
Speaker 4: Uh and uh. I stared at her butt.
Speaker 1: It was pretty big, right, it was a big butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen, Have you ever gone to Grassias Madre?
Speaker 3: Grassius Madre, Thank you brother Crossies.
Speaker 2: Madre is the weird is the weird cultish vegan Mexican
Speaker 2: place on Melrose around here, And it's the sceniest and
Speaker 2: the food is actually really good and we need to go.
Speaker 2: But it's also now entirely populated by DJs. Like everyone
Speaker 2: in there is a DJ wow and sort of wonderful
Speaker 2: like Billboard level. I don't know, I probably not know.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just they just have the tattoos
Speaker 2: that indicates to a thinking Angelina that they are DJs.
Speaker 4: Which is of course Roman numerals yes yes emblazoned on
Speaker 4: the forearm vertically.
Speaker 1: My name is three thoty two.
Speaker 4: It just seems like while you're at home learning to
Speaker 4: play guitar or painting or or just writing jokes, the
Speaker 4: girl you admire is off with a DJ somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just have wealthy parents. Yeah, well wealthy parents. Also.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people with wealthy, wealthy parents or who are very
Speaker 2: attractive try to do stand up and it's like you're
Speaker 2: doing this wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the money. Money can't buy it.
Speaker 2: Money can't buy it.
Speaker 4: I think most of the people we know of rich.
Speaker 1: Parents, You guys know, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Otherwise they have to go back home or they're on
Speaker 4: the road or working somewhere. Most of the people we
Speaker 4: see at night doing comedy, something is supporting it.
Speaker 1: Do you think any of them had an invention that's
Speaker 1: still pays.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know that somebody built a better shower, Curt.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just this dessert called dumb cakes. You basically
Speaker 1: just pour a coke into some I've made so much money.
Speaker 3: Don't tell anyone who isn't.
Speaker 2: Really Kathy, she's a dumb cake.
Speaker 1: I'm the dumb cake, Arris. That's why I'm here on
Speaker 1: Long Island this summer, and that's.
Speaker 4: What that's what supports it's my comedy coreer.
Speaker 1: Just this one simple dessert has allowed me to bring
Speaker 1: you all this comedy.
Speaker 2: How many hours in a lab did they just spend
Speaker 2: before isolating the dump cake?
Speaker 4: Could someone explain to me the dumb cake process?
Speaker 1: Okay, the dumb cake process is clearly spelled out in
Speaker 1: it's infomercial. So one night at three am, when you
Speaker 1: have insomnia about your troubles, this is something if you
Speaker 1: turned on the TV.
Speaker 2: Right, Chris Fairbanks, what do you think you put into
Speaker 2: a cake Banks to turn it from a cake mix
Speaker 2: into a cake? Well?
Speaker 4: I don't have time to make cake late at night,
Speaker 4: but if only there was a way to make cake
Speaker 4: more quick.
Speaker 2: But Chris, what do you think that you need to
Speaker 2: put into cake?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess flour, sugar, eggs.
Speaker 2: And Okay, a cake mix is already flour and sugar,
Speaker 2: but it's like eggs and oil and milk. That's your presumption.
Speaker 2: That's your presumption. But why don't you challenge your own
Speaker 2: thinking and ask yourself? What if I just poured a.
Speaker 1: Coke into What if I poured a coke into some
Speaker 1: Betty Crocker cake mix, stirred it around, threw it into
Speaker 1: the oven, took it out, and then dump more ship
Speaker 1: on top of it.
Speaker 4: What if all I have is RC cola.
Speaker 3: Oh well that'll work.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's the Southern kiss.
Speaker 2: My grandpa brand, my grandpa brand and laugh at that. Sorry,
Speaker 2: my grandpa Brandon would only call it roll crown cola
Speaker 2: crown crowd.
Speaker 1: He pronounced it in full.
Speaker 4: It sounds like he turned them into one syllable where
Speaker 4: it's anyway.
Speaker 1: Has anyone in this car ever been to Cedar Sinai Hospital,
Speaker 1: which is on our right.
Speaker 4: Yes, I had a camera put in my penis hole
Speaker 4: there guy, guy still there. Yes, it's it's got its
Speaker 4: own reality show.
Speaker 2: No, I just read popular stories about celebrities having their
Speaker 2: children here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got sent there when I had my seizures
Speaker 1: in the nineties and they immediately they found out I
Speaker 1: had no insurance and immediately said thank you, you can
Speaker 1: head on down to Torrance, California. Wow, medical problems to
Speaker 1: where the poors go at Harbert County Medical.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of that. Cedars you have to
Speaker 2: read for healthcare like you can't if you're if you're
Speaker 2: with a big enough agency, you get the chance to
Speaker 2: go in and read yeah, and then there are callbacks
Speaker 2: and then you get a doctor.
Speaker 3: Just good luck with.
Speaker 4: All of it, Karen. I don't want to, I mean
Speaker 4: rub it in, but I was uninsured when I got
Speaker 4: my penis camera.
Speaker 1: Installed and they still installed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Chris. Chris actually made four hundred dollars for
Speaker 2: doing that. That applied to some dental work. Why are all.
Speaker 4: These people in here? These are just some guys at golf.
Speaker 1: With It's a whole new kind of fetish porn where
Speaker 1: the camera goes into the penis.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, so terrifying.
Speaker 4: I just stole a joke from one of my dad's
Speaker 4: old cartoon strips. It was a lady at a guynecologist
Speaker 4: and she said, who are these other men? And they
Speaker 4: have clipboards and clipboards and he just says, Oh, these
Speaker 4: are just some guys I call for.
Speaker 2: And in that you're you're making light of the sexual
Speaker 2: objectification and lack of power that women have over their
Speaker 2: own sexual alb.
Speaker 4: I brought the power back by making it about my
Speaker 4: penis camp.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm just saying that your dad's little
Speaker 2: cartoon from I'm Going to Go in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 4: It was the sixties. Man it was a better time. Man.
Speaker 2: It's deeply regressive, and I think that that piece of
Speaker 2: paper needs to apologize to all of us.
Speaker 4: My dad on he's he's a feminist through and through.
Speaker 4: I think at that point he hadn't raised a daughter,
Speaker 4: and he'd be the first to apologize for his reckless,
Speaker 4: reckless funny. It was a reckless cartoon.
Speaker 2: Who are you to say in this car what is
Speaker 2: or is not bad for women? She is the picture
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 4: Hilarious. I'm remembering the drawing now. Yeah, they look like
Speaker 4: they all look kind of sinister. And then and she
Speaker 4: was very much in a compromising position.
Speaker 2: As I recall this is maybe she has a abnormal cells,
Speaker 2: maybe she has abnormal selves that they needed.
Speaker 1: To do it with your chest, just doing a light scrape.
Speaker 1: Those men from the golf course are interested.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they that would work. Yeah, I wish the comic
Speaker 4: strip had been longer. Now more plot, dad, Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was a comic strip called Shrink, and there was a
Speaker 4: shrink involved a psychiatrist.
Speaker 2: Yes, I really liked bloom County as a chap That
Speaker 2: was my favorite country.
Speaker 4: That's got that penguin right.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: I thought I was so smart because I like bloom County.
Speaker 2: It taught me the name of people in the cabinet,
Speaker 2: but was less full of itself than Dunsbury.
Speaker 3: It actually was entertaining, as opposed to do are.
Speaker 4: You guys a big Mallard Fillmore fans? I mean talk politics.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a classic Marmadudist.
Speaker 4: Well, there's nothing or anti woman than Dad would Bumpstead
Speaker 4: or no, Andy Ka. I can't still mad at him.
Speaker 4: I know, I always confuse him.
Speaker 2: They both Andy Capp was terrible to his wife awful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's abusive, and they take a face for a
Speaker 4: nap on the couch.
Speaker 2: I found that taste.
Speaker 1: She did beat him with the rolling pins. I feel
Speaker 1: like it was they.
Speaker 4: Were let's be fair. She simply chased him out with
Speaker 4: the rolling pin. We never saw any rolling pin contact.
Speaker 4: I like those rich people that laughed, Yeah, and she's
Speaker 4: laughing maybe because it's all just fun fun.
Speaker 2: Have a story. I have a story That year I
Speaker 2: was walking. There used to be a comedy show up
Speaker 2: at that restaurant, and I was walking from that to
Speaker 2: that one open mic that was at that Falafel place
Speaker 2: down on Melrose, and I was walking and then I
Speaker 2: saw two very well dressed old ladies coming at me.
Speaker 2: And then they got closer and I realized that it
Speaker 2: was the Ulsen twins. Like Ashley was just sort of
Speaker 2: like because Ashley's taller. It was just like rambling off,
Speaker 2: just like a list of instructions at Mary Kate, and
Speaker 2: Mary Kate was just trying to keep up, and it
Speaker 2: was hilarious.
Speaker 4: Oh is she the more dominant?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, okay, I mean in any twin situation, there's
Speaker 2: one who like stole, stole nutrients from the other, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the umbilical cord at one point forked off,
Speaker 4: and one of them is gonna give less. And I'm
Speaker 4: speaking from my own nieces, they you know, is true.
Speaker 4: In fact, one was getting less nutrients because the cord.
Speaker 4: You know, it was like, well, we got to take
Speaker 4: them out now. And so one came out and she
Speaker 4: is more dominant, just taller and better dancer. But they're
Speaker 4: both the sweetest girls in the world.
Speaker 2: The way we love to dominate, I mean, balance involves
Speaker 2: a lot of dancing, involves a lot of different skills. Balance,
Speaker 2: I already I killed my own I'm sorry, can we
Speaker 2: edit out?
Speaker 4: Just do you think the Olsen twins were premature. I
Speaker 4: feel like they were because they were young and cute,
Speaker 4: but they could make them talk. You know, they put
Speaker 4: peanut butter in their mouth and they start talking.
Speaker 2: That's everybody's birthway. Let's just go through it.
Speaker 3: Nine.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even ten.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's what you know?
Speaker 3: What? What's everybody's birthway?
Speaker 1: Where you said it, like, let's fucking get down to
Speaker 1: it once. Can we just talk about what's important.
Speaker 4: We've been dancing around this issue for too long.
Speaker 3: What's your sign?
Speaker 4: Guy?
Speaker 2: I'm a scorpio, which means I'm very sexual.
Speaker 3: Is that true? I think that's true. You're very handsy.
Speaker 2: Yes, and with me.
Speaker 4: I just tried to do your I went like that, like.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's like bro handsiness.
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, that's not sexual, that's I mean, there's just
Speaker 4: terms of endearment, and you know, they don't have to
Speaker 4: be sensual.
Speaker 2: I watched like half of terms of It's hard as
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 4: It was not my favorite.
Speaker 2: It's long.
Speaker 3: It's a long one.
Speaker 4: There's so many terms.
Speaker 3: It's a long read.
Speaker 4: That's agreement.
Speaker 3: There's so many terms of endearment.
Speaker 2: Honey, sweetheart, baby doll girl with you, It.
Speaker 4: Wasn't I baby cakes with a booby Cocks.
Speaker 2: Booby Cock. Have you guys been to booby Cocks? It's
Speaker 2: such ave.
Speaker 4: No one knows who should show up at booby Cocks.
Speaker 3: And that's why the party is so off.
Speaker 1: That change, I've ruined your gay Pride. But don't you
Speaker 1: think right now you're about to transition into an evening.
Speaker 3: Situation that's going to be.
Speaker 1: It's going to reset, it's gonna write the book.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be wonderful and delightful.
Speaker 3: Rhythm is a dancer?
Speaker 2: What were what were your goddamn treasure, Karen? What were you?
Speaker 2: What were your What was your favorite thing at Pride?
Speaker 2: What was your favorite thing in the parade?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: The well, the best thing at Pride was the fact
Speaker 1: that I was standing in the sun, baking alive with
Speaker 1: a smile.
Speaker 3: On my face.
Speaker 4: I already know you don't like that.
Speaker 3: I really dislike it.
Speaker 1: And we've all learned that guy brought me a pink
Speaker 1: parasol and I held it, carried it, and it's I
Speaker 1: was like, this is the this is success where I've
Speaker 1: been missing all my life. It was pretty great, and
Speaker 1: then someone fucking stole it out of Ryan's real Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I put it down in the corner and someone took it.
Speaker 4: What Karen, when's your birthday? When when were your first
Speaker 4: nine pounds? I'm gonna get you a big floppy hat.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have a hat. You'll wear it, you don't
Speaker 4: like it? My mom my resting hat face.
Speaker 2: My mom is terrible, but she's always trying to get
Speaker 2: me to wear big floppy hats. Really, she's like the
Speaker 2: sun or and she's like, you just wear a big
Speaker 2: floppy hat. And it's like, you don't want me to
Speaker 2: be gay. You've made very clear that you don't want
Speaker 2: me to be gay, But why are you trying to
Speaker 2: make me be a fifty year old lady?
Speaker 4: When you said the Olsen twins look like old ladies,
Speaker 4: I don't. It was a custom of their clothing style
Speaker 4: is actually free flowing well.
Speaker 2: But also they were like such frail, brittle creatures.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they carry purses that are that they're
Speaker 1: so big they can get in side of it.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Neither of them was holding a coffee. If one
Speaker 2: of them had been holding a gigantic coffee, I think
Speaker 2: I might have plots.
Speaker 1: Then you would have known.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you guys invited me I want to
Speaker 4: go to Pride Week.
Speaker 1: Look, she's doing it happened, She's making it happen.
Speaker 4: She's forcing me to watch her make it happen.
Speaker 2: Is the most fun it does. People say that it's
Speaker 2: silly and stupid.
Speaker 4: Who says that biggest.
Speaker 2: Well, not just biggots. Look, let's stop fighting with biggots.
Speaker 2: We already know that bigots are wrong. Let's fight with
Speaker 2: people who are sensible enough on most things. A lot
Speaker 2: of gay guys are Yeah no, and we're not going
Speaker 2: to sweets. You're taking me down to.
Speaker 4: We don't want to go straight ahead.
Speaker 2: That's to hear loud. I think that you should have
Speaker 2: to drive through all of this and take me in.
Speaker 4: I might have to roll down the window just to
Speaker 4: get some.
Speaker 2: Uh don't yeel slurs, Chris, I that was only at
Speaker 2: that one show, and it was out of jealousy.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm whose show was was it?
Speaker 2: What did you yell?
Speaker 4: Remember? We went by the Virgil and John Oh, Yes,
Speaker 4: who I've grown to love. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: Are we healing hurts that were happy? That happened last
Speaker 2: time I was on this podcast?
Speaker 1: I feel like there's they cannot qualify as hurts if
Speaker 1: you get to talk about how somebody else makes you feel.
Speaker 4: Oh look, that guy's pretending the wings are hiss some
Speaker 4: sounds of pride, the sad sights. Of course, we can't
Speaker 4: provide it's pride, the pride.
Speaker 1: You can hear.
Speaker 2: It's a ship show and they are cute people. Sometimes
Speaker 2: that goes very suns Almost everyone here needs sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Oh am, I going to.
Speaker 2: This is a mess. I'm sorry I got you into it.
Speaker 2: That's okay, it's okay, it's more podcasting time. Let's be fair.
Speaker 4: Looks fun. I want to play. I never play outside anymore.
Speaker 2: But but you're such a noted skateboarder.
Speaker 4: Well, there was a.
Speaker 2: Bunch and a bunch of shirtless muscle bears are just
Speaker 2: walking past that.
Speaker 1: That was a hot group of men that just walked past.
Speaker 3: They looked great.
Speaker 4: That was a gaggle of power bottom.
Speaker 2: You know, it wasn't. I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to need you to shut up. I
Speaker 2: know a little bit, I know, but you can't fucking
Speaker 2: identify a power bottom on sight. You were just throwing
Speaker 2: words around that don't neither.
Speaker 4: There's certain muscle striations that only I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was definitely a group of otters.
Speaker 2: Uh, they were earlier than otters. I think I know
Speaker 2: that guy right there, but he's hot.
Speaker 5: Regardless which one tank top, that does not indicate anything
Speaker 5: age college. Basically, right now, Santa Monica Boulevard has become
Speaker 5: a one big tank wow, horizontally striped nautical themed tank tops.
Speaker 4: I don't think that I would be. I need to
Speaker 4: get to where I'm comfortable with my shirt off.
Speaker 3: Well, it's hard.
Speaker 2: I want to know what. You want to know how
Speaker 2: I got to that place, Chris, Chris, let me tell
Speaker 2: you a little something about having an appealing upper body.
Speaker 2: Just decide, just to decide.
Speaker 4: It's a mental it's mental. It's a mental state.
Speaker 2: Look, if I waited until I looked better to take
Speaker 2: my shirt off, I never would. So instead I just.
Speaker 4: Be, okay, I'll do it. Let me out, I'm taking
Speaker 4: my shirt off.
Speaker 2: Here and take your shirt off inside.
Speaker 1: You know these people would scream and shout for you.
Speaker 2: And there's a guy in a little pink speed out.
Speaker 4: I have a speedo like that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can feel the base.
Speaker 4: I wear it at the end of laundry and the
Speaker 4: like the sheer amount of when I'm when I'm wearing
Speaker 4: that speedo. I know it's because all my other underwear dirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're standing into that laundry mountin next to the
Speaker 1: Whole Foods and your speed out.
Speaker 4: I wore that speedot. I interviewed the jackass guys and
Speaker 4: talked about how they had uh sexual undertones, and I
Speaker 4: wore its speedo and then we man pulled my speedo
Speaker 4: down and everyone saw my.
Speaker 2: Haha prank. Yeah we not that you guys are dating.
Speaker 2: It was a fun prank.
Speaker 1: If it's a fun prank, it was fun.
Speaker 4: But I still have the speedo and it's just like that, guys,
Speaker 4: what I see. I wouldn't even be here. I'd be
Speaker 4: inside emailing or something. I need to go to things more, guys,
Speaker 4: let's get out.
Speaker 2: I know we can't just leave the car.
Speaker 3: Let's just leave the car.
Speaker 2: So we have to park it. Okay, it can be
Speaker 2: a float. Let it just.
Speaker 3: What was your favorite part of the parade?
Speaker 2: Yo? I liked how I liked how I got more
Speaker 2: than one Chipotle gift card. Then I always like when
Speaker 2: it's all of the religions. But I had to go
Speaker 2: get Karen. I went to go get Karen. You're gonna
Speaker 2: make a left up here. Yes, I went to go
Speaker 2: get Karen and I missed the cast of Magic Mike Dancing.
Speaker 1: Really, I have single handedly ruined your entire game.
Speaker 2: Proctor, you elevated and made magnificent my pride. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: so glad that you can't.
Speaker 4: This is just a break.
Speaker 2: This is Savander Pump's restaurant.
Speaker 4: We can't turn left here.
Speaker 2: Oh are you sure?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Oh no, we can't flip it around. Yes, yes, oh god,
Speaker 2: oh goodness, Oh that's not good.
Speaker 4: No, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Through it took Chris and we need to look at
Speaker 2: how mostly that one Asian guy is where where? Right
Speaker 2: up there in front of us with.
Speaker 4: The with the gradient tank top with the yeah sorry guys.
Speaker 2: Roth Coo tank top.
Speaker 4: He used to have a good upper body until we
Speaker 4: rolled over him.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that.
Speaker 4: Guy is ready.
Speaker 3: Oh the guy that was in the streets.
Speaker 4: I like the kind of Juggalo elements that.
Speaker 2: Also was a proud right. Are you guys gonna let
Speaker 2: me out of this podcast?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah you yes, I'm just gonna get out here. You
Speaker 2: are really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The street? I love it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Well, do you have any friends around here?
Speaker 2: I do? My friends are back at here loud.
Speaker 3: Get there, yes, okay, just it's.
Speaker 2: Not an ultra line.
Speaker 3: It's a green light, all right up there?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm sorry that I'm tending to It was
Speaker 2: very nice of you. I'm really happy like they didn't
Speaker 2: prove at the quality content that I did last time.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of emotional journey last time.
Speaker 1: Well, do you want to just say one really deep
Speaker 1: and meaningful thing before you go? Yeah, and just think it,
Speaker 1: think about it for thirty seconds. Chris and I can
Speaker 1: fudget yeah to be sure to follow.
Speaker 2: Guy follow, I pronounce it. And also this.
Speaker 1: New album called Brandham Time.
Speaker 2: It's called Guyle. It's available on iTunes. Also you should
Speaker 2: get Karen kill Garriffs Live at the Bootleg, also available
Speaker 2: on iTunes. And Chris, do you have an album?
Speaker 4: I do? I do. It's called Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: It's called Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And he has got a denim vest I used.
Speaker 4: To be comfortable.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I do not know if I have the
Speaker 2: capacity to truly love another human being, like give fully
Speaker 2: of myself in like a partnering kind of way. I
Speaker 2: can love people. I can love people a lot having
Speaker 2: true partnership with someone. I don't know if it's something
Speaker 2: that I can do. That can I ask?
Speaker 4: That was deep and meaningful.
Speaker 3: What do you think the thing is?
Speaker 2: I honestly think that I just so deeply fear that
Speaker 2: if I am vulnerable with someone, I will be subject
Speaker 2: to their insanity and not have control over it, and
Speaker 2: that the only way I can protect myself is by
Speaker 2: pulling away.
Speaker 4: In some way I can relate to that I can't.
Speaker 2: All right, By bye, guys, Bye.
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride?
Speaker 2: D U? I N A R B.
Speaker 1: Bye, Branda, Sorry, bye, Okay, that guy's mad