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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to write? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: This is Karen colgaraf.

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Speaker 4: Today we have guests in our car.

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Speaker 3: Today we have guests in our car.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes we don't know. Sometimes it's you and I. Usually

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Speaker 4: there is a guest.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: We're sticking to the program our original mission statement. You

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Speaker 4: remember when I type that up right?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was so loud.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had my intern dow copies of it. We

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Speaker 4: sent it out to most of our fans. If you

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Speaker 4: didn't get that, we can send you a copy. But

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Speaker 4: we podcast in the car. Of course, people already know this.

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Speaker 1: They do know that for it's in the name Guy Brandham.

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Speaker 1: Guy Brandham's our guest. You just did the surprise attack intro.

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Speaker 4: Guy, you have one of those names where I've said

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Speaker 2: It's not that hard, it's just brandam.

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Speaker 3: I say it every time.

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Speaker 2: Karen said it wrong on the album, on your album,

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Speaker 4: I'm realizing I always have said it perfectly. My nervousness

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Speaker 1: I think we all need to be less obsessed with

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Speaker 4: And I'm sorry I just pointed fingers and specified that

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Speaker 4: Though one time doesn't matter who does what and who

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Speaker 3: Just let's watch the finger.

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Speaker 2: I'm really worried. I'm really worried that you guys are

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Speaker 4: Like I said, Guy, were sticking to the program, and

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Speaker 2: Get that LAX. I would also like to point out

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Speaker 2: we left the party, and we were at and then

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Speaker 1: I didn't think it through. Listen, let's start at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Today is gay Pride in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: It's the day, the only day you can be proud,

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Speaker 1: You really have to get it out, hopefully with balloons today.

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Speaker 2: It is a rich and beautiful expression of my culture.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I thought it was a week.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a month. All of June is Pride month.

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Speaker 2: And then all of the different cities have their pride

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Speaker 2: Also, your second tier cities they sometimes have their prides

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Speaker 3: They just do what they want.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: And also, who wants to be in Palm Springs in June?

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Speaker 2: Cheddar Bay, listen. I was just in Canada, and while

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Speaker 1: You saved so much money on your trip by just

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Speaker 4: Do you realize how much traveling you'd have to do

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Speaker 2: I know which didn't like, Like McDonald's lobster roll is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's something where your house would have to do

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Speaker 1: And the person won't admit they got a lobster roll

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Speaker 2: And then it's that's so funny.

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Speaker 4: That's a great episode.

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Speaker 1: We just wrote, Okay, well, let's mail it to the

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Speaker 1: WGA and just get this thing legalized.

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Speaker 4: I gotta get in that guild some one way or another.

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Speaker 1: So because it's Gay Pride Day, I was a Gay

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Speaker 2: This is what I tore you guys from yesh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean we've got a podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to.

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Speaker 1: We got to we got to and podcas guy at

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Speaker 2: But but the thing is I say yes to life.

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Speaker 2: I say yes to life in all of its many forms,

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Speaker 1: And what I said is if you leave a party

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Speaker 4: Because we aren't going to go back right, Oh, we're

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Speaker 2: We everyone is at Revolver Ultra Lounge now, and so

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Speaker 2: we will be going to Revolver Ultra Lounge.

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Speaker 4: That sounds too high octane.

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Speaker 1: For Mesilly Megachill.

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Speaker 2: It's not just a lounge, it's an ultra lounge.

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Speaker 4: Oh, meaning they have hookah.

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Speaker 1: Meaning there's cologne everywhere.

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Speaker 1: You just suck it in the right right through your nostrils.

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Speaker 4: I one Pride Week. I went to chapter nine. It

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Speaker 2: You're making things up. There was eleven Are you talking

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Speaker 4: The guys the only straight guys they had there were

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Speaker 4: the guys dancing, okay, and they had angel wings?

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Speaker 2: Were you went eleven?

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Speaker 4: Eleven? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? But also did I call it district? There may

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Speaker 1: Why isn't there a chappy themed gay bar name?

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Speaker 2: Also, I resent your implication all of the go go

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Speaker 1: I bet some were straight, but they're willing to experiment

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Speaker 2: Oh that's so true.

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Speaker 4: It's hey, you get a dance gig, You take a

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Speaker 1: Hey, that that's a competitive price.

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Speaker 4: I had a great time, is what I was.

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Speaker 2: Who did you go with? Who did you go with?

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Speaker 4: I went with my old friend Neely has a friend

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Speaker 4: who he is exceedingly handsome. Used to be an underwear

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a date like, perfectly faced person, but he's

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Speaker 1: What do you put your face? Right by his name?

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Speaker 4: He just was saying, Hey, I just arrived with the

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Speaker 2: Just it's adorable. It's good and I it's like when

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Speaker 4: I knew that it was a bet among his friends,

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Speaker 4: and it's like, I dare you to take Chris Fairbanks

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Speaker 2: Eleven eleven was never an ultra lounge.

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Speaker 4: I wish. I'm just thinking of you know stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: look at her with her glasses off. No one ever knew.

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Speaker 2: I have to, Okay, but it's the game, bar.

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Speaker 4: I know that never will happen to me. I'm never

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Speaker 2: Oh you were directly referencing. You were directly referencing that

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Speaker 1: Of those movies, I think, but you're thinking of the

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Speaker 1: one where she literally does wear glasses, overalls and a ponytail.

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Speaker 2: It's like Freddy Prince Junior.

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Speaker 4: It's not she's hard, she's all that.

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Speaker 1: She's a.

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Speaker 4: Yep up number four, step up, sorry, step up for five?

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Speaker 3: Mean girls, Mean girls.

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Speaker 4: I'm done trying.

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Speaker 3: How many, caring?

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Speaker 2: How many Amanda Byes movies?

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Speaker 1: Have you seen a mandamand Amanda? I don't. I think

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Speaker 1: I've seen them. The Shakespeare one.

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Speaker 2: The Shakespeare one is good, and also this second the

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Speaker 2: guy who played not the main hot guy, but the

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Speaker 2: also there's the one where she's the Prime Minister of

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Speaker 2: England's secret daughter, and that one's really good too. Amanda Barbie, Angeline.

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Speaker 1: You guys, that's such good luck. To see Angeline in

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Speaker 1: traffic is good luck. We decided in the nineties.

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Speaker 2: It means that there will be a fruitful harvest.

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Speaker 3: Yay, So I feel great.

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Speaker 4: Let's look at him there you Oh oh, he's so

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Speaker 2: Let's let's take a three day weekend. It was cause

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Speaker 4: So that is who they are. They yes, every time,

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Speaker 1: It's usually Roman numerals arranged in some strange way, and

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Speaker 4: I agree, and then people get angry with me because

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Speaker 2: Hey, he has to decide how many bpms this room is.

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Speaker 4: They just show up.

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Speaker 1: It was just his personal list. Yes to kind of

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Speaker 1: You get to you in five minutes with each one

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Speaker 2: It's not like speed dating. It's just it's wonderful and

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Speaker 4: So that was a really that was a big moment

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Speaker 2: It was I mean, because you guys needed somebody to

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Speaker 3: Know, it's public radio, and they do Delila.

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Speaker 2: Have you considered doing more pledge breaks during the course

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Speaker 1: I get political on here and make some civic changes?

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Speaker 2: Also talk about California water policy. It's rough.

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Speaker 4: It splits a room to talk about local politics, and

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Speaker 4: I used to golf as a young person, but I

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm so excited for that movie though. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing it tomorrow. You are, Yes, the other hosts

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Speaker 2: of my podcast Pop Rocket on Maximum Fun listeners supported

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Speaker 4: We're supporting Pop Rocket.

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Speaker 2: You haven't. We don't normally have guests. Sometimes we have

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Speaker 2: We just haven't had enough time or space. Chris can't

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean sometimes we've had the straightest.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. And guys, I'm not even wearing a watch.

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Speaker 4: It's very yeah, very uh. It's a polished metal. It's heavy.

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Speaker 4: Now? Can I be on the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Did he?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: But day for the sake of being on a podcast,

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Speaker 3: Please please?

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Speaker 2: That's why I left Pride Celebration podcasts.

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Speaker 1: They really are the we are. They're the next wave

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Speaker 4: Do you guys want to hear about the time I

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Speaker 3: It's not safe for work.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 4: I remember my not being that aggressive. It was that

450
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 4: I'm not making a joke. But he that person, he's

451
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 4: a friend, and he passed away, and related, I think unrelated.

452
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,120
Speaker 4: The only man, the only man I've ever kissed, has died,

453
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 4: so I did.

454
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 3: He broke his heart that day.

455
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 4: It was years later, and I'm not making light. People

456
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 4: that know me and know him will be mad at

457
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,199
Speaker 4: me if they think I'm joking.

458
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 2: Thumbs are cursed.

459
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 4: I got demon gums. I'm like the gums from Game

460
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 4: of Thrones or something.

461
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones finaleous tonight.

462
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 4: Maybe the girl, maybe just her feet were getting burned.

463
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm sorry, that's a I don't like that. She's

464
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 4: such a sweet little girl. Man, When that guy she

465
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 4: taught how to read gets, he's gonna twist everyone's heads

466
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,959
Speaker 4: off like soft bread. He will lose it.

467
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 2: You haven't either, you, Chris. You have not read the books? Right? No?

468
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 4: I have not.

469
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,239
Speaker 2: We're just so going so far off the rails from

470
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 2: what we know from the books. It's crazy and it

471
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: makes me upset every time, but I'm starting to enjoy it.

472
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Speaker 3: Are the books worth the read?

473
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, they're good, but only if you like nerd books,

474
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 2: where like they're really complex, and I like a nice

475
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: complex book.

476
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 1: Complex and like what there's math problems and the columns

477
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: on the side.

478
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 2: Essentially, Yes, people.

479
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 4: Were getting very upset a couple different times, I think

480
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 4: with the books not being true of the show because

481
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 4: of in the show they just have people getting raped,

482
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 4: and maybe in the books it was more consensual. Does that? Yes,

483
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking That happened.

484
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: It was that one time when Circe and and Jamie

485
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 2: had sex and the great scept of Baylor.

486
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Speaker 4: Yes see they why did they make Jamie such a

487
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 4: He's like a nice guy, now he was evilist gave

488
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 4: us the first guy to push a kid out a window.

489
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: Yes, great, it was, but that happens in the book too. Look.

490
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones is entirely about constantly having your central

491
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 2: perspective chopped away and then having to queer your perspective

492
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: on things. You start out thinking, oh, oh, ned Stark,

493
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 2: he's a good guy. He's gonna be the one to

494
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 2: take us through this and chop off his head. It's like,

495
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: what's up now, buddy, And then to the point that

496
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 2: you know it's like a little person and a lady,

497
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: and you know, a dragon and dragon, and they're the

498
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: ones who are in charge in whose eyes you're seeing

499
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 2: through except for the dragon.

500
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Speaker 1: I want more to happen with the place that Anya

501
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: Stark is in because I don't understand what it is

502
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: or what's happening. But I'm just kind of trying to

503
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: be like, maybe I'll just get it eventually if I

504
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: just keep my eyes where.

505
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 2: She's learning to be a face changing assassin in Bravos.

506
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: Yes, so is it face changing for real?

507
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: Okay? The thing is is in the books, she like

508
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: on this little mission she's on where she's like selling

509
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: fish and stuff, she literally they pull off her face

510
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 2: and put somebody else's face on. Oh my god, they

511
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: haven't shown that she has somebody else's face.

512
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: But because people will be upset if they did that.

513
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: Girl, because you have because you because and also you

514
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: have that actor, and you want to use that actor

515
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 2: that we all already love.

516
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's that girl's bad and she's that bad. I

517
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 4: really like that.

518
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 2: Kid, Yeah she is. It's a great character too. The

519
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: whole time that she was running around with with the

520
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 2: hound in the books, I was like, Oh, I'm so

521
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: worried for I'm so worried for it. And then I

522
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: was like, oh no, Aria Stark would love this. Aria

523
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: Stark is not having to be a nice, polite lady.

524
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: She's off with the hound killing folks.

525
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 3: I know the hound in real life.

526
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 4: She dealt with him coldly. I know the guy who

527
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 4: got his head crushed in real life, Pedro.

528
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: Oh really, he's awesome.

529
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: Mine is Rory McCann. Who is it McCann, Yes, Mary McCann.

530
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Speaker 1: He was in the book group with me. Oh, he was

531
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Speaker 1: the guy in the wheelchair in the book group.

532
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Speaker 2: Karen that you don't enter every door, saying back when

533
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 2: I was starring on a British sitcom, it just kills me.

534
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: It's you know what, It's just how I play it.

535
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 4: How Come I don't just bad that I don't know

536
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 4: about you's going on.

537
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: I don't tell anybody anything.

538
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 4: You don't tell me anything. I'd like a copy of

539
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 4: that BBC whichever number network it is. I'm sure it's BBC.

540
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 4: It was Channel four one through.

541
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 1: Five, BBC one.

542
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,959
Speaker 4: Wow. You and Rob Delaney, Yeah, British and Titanas.

543
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 2: When I was in Canada, they ran a promo for

544
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: his TV show. It was exciting did.

545
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: It look good?

546
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: I couldn't really tell. I was in another room. I

547
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: was just excited that someone I knew was on television.

548
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 1: That woman he's doing it with, Sharon Horgan, is so funny.

549
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 4: She's nice too on the Twitter.

550
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's great.

551
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: Good for her.

552
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: Her TV shows that she's made already are amazing and hilarious.

553
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 3: So I bet it's really good.

554
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 4: I gotta get into the stuff.

555
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks, what do you like most about summer and

556
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: las Ane?

557
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

558
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 4: Thank you? I like where, uh you know what? I

559
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 4: live by the beach and uh do yeah?

560
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 2: Where do you live?

561
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 4: I live with Nate Craig.

562
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's why it took you two hours to get here?

563
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck you. I know, but I like waking up there,

564
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 4: and I don't necessarily like being there. Oh no, I'll

565
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: accept as fuck you and embrace it. And I just

566
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 4: that now is the time of year where people are

567
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 4: just walking past our house and they're carrying surfboards and

568
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 4: it seems like a nineteen eighties like a movie you'd

569
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 4: watch where La is in it and everyone's wearing hot

570
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 4: pink and they're like, you know, friendly, and they stop

571
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 4: in we give people during fourth July we do that.

572
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: But I've heard good things about your Fourth of July party.

573
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 4: It's fun. It's fun. You must be attending this year.

574
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 4: If it's happening, I don't know.

575
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: I will be back in New York's weating. It's kind

576
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: of when I first moved here, I assumed I would

577
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: just get a place five beach because the beach is nice.

578
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: And I lived in Los Angeles and my friend Laura

579
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 2: like took me aside. I was like, no, guy, if

580
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: there are two types of people in Los Angeles, they're

581
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 2: beach people and there are hills people. You were not

582
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 2: beach people.

583
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it, And honestly, I think it's been pretty

584
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 4: damaging to my entire comedy career because I stay home

585
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 4: a lot, and it's I try to get out like

586
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 4: I've been doing stand up every night. It's just me

587
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 4: driving a lot. And I accept that I have to

588
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 4: be driving a lot. But man, if you're gonna live here,

589
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 4: go be by the ocean. It seems crazy to be,

590
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 4: you know, so close to it and never go to it. Yeah.

591
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 4: I've never understood that. I've always had family, like in

592
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 4: San Diego, and we'd visit and we'd go, let's go

593
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 4: to the beach and they're like, ohh, we haven't done

594
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 4: that in seven years. It's five blocks away, Like I

595
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 4: never understood that.

596
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: Well, then I love going to the beach. I'm not

597
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 2: supposed to. Yes, I love it a lot. I think

598
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: it's fun, like swim in the ocean. Yeah, I get

599
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 2: brown yep. Karen, what do you like most about Los

600
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 2: Angeles in the summertime?

601
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 4: You like summer, don't you.

602
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: Karen, I don't like summer.

603
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 4: I don't like I knew there was hesitation and it

604
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 4: wasn't because you were shifting through all the reasons.

605
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: I yeah, No, I don't like heat. I get sunburned

606
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: very easily. Melanoma is very prevalent in my family.

607
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: I sweat.

608
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,239
Speaker 1: I need to wear a primer foundation to kind of

609
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: plug up my pores from Williams. If you yeah, I've

610
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: slapped some of that before I leave the house. So

611
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: if you like layer up and then you sweat, you

612
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: just look like a crazy old lady. Like it just

613
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: doesn't work for me.

614
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 4: You don't like being shiny and hot?

615
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it just doesn't my thing. I like fog,

616
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: I like sweaters, I like uh.

617
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: But La doesn't do any of those things particularly, well,

618
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: what fo.

619
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: Fog or sweaters?

620
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, any season or anything.

621
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: No, it's I'm here against my will one.

622
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 4: As am I. It's depressing to not know when time

623
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 4: is passing because there is no benchmar It's wonderful.

624
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: That's what Starbucks is for sucks. Oh, that's terrific.

625
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: Your calendar is Natalie Merchant CDs.

626
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: We're driving past Kitten, where celebrities sell their swimwear line,

627
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 2: and I love Kitten because nobody ever shops there except

628
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: for people from out of town.

629
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton used to shop there. Yeah, she exists anymore?

630
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: She did, she disappeared, We had her.

631
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: I mean, the wonderful thing is everyone who wants to

632
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: bitch about the Kardashians can just be like, look, when

633
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: we stopped needing Paris Hilton, we just got.

634
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: Rid of her.

635
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: We could wish her, we could wish the Kardashians away

636
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: so easily, and well.

637
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 4: It's kind of happening, isn't it.

638
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like Caitlin has fundamentally like changed the narrative.

639
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: How much can you pay attention to all of these

640
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: frivolous people being frivolous and arguing about like, oh, Kim

641
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: works too hard promoting Midori when it's like, I spent

642
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: the past sixty years on a terrible, horrible journey that's

643
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: gotten me to this point, and now I wear flowy,

644
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 2: loose fabrics and it's all I ever wanted in this world.

645
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: It's wonderful.

646
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 4: I went to an event that was so confusing. It

647
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 4: was some USA basketball, the basketball team and in conjunction

648
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 4: with the new jeep Cherokee, and that was the event.

649
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're promoting, the jeep or the basketball,

650
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 4: but it's those two things together. Common was rapping and

651
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 4: when I arrived the DJ's desk, I guess we'll call

652
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 4: it this turntable podium. And the ones and twos were

653
00:30:54,520 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 4: a jeep, you know, Grill and bis. Marquis was just

654
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 4: DJing like pushing, and I'm like, that's fucking pits Marquis,

655
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 4: and I waved and he waved like a little kid

656
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 4: like hi like, and I was like oh, and I

657
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 4: took a picture of him, and then uh, it was

658
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 4: kind of boring. Common wrapped and then he was ushered off.

659
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 4: And then Kim Kardashian showed up, yes and walked directly

660
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 4: to a person who gave her an envelope off.

661
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, well and was Usher just comments usher was went

662
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: to the House of Commons and was knighted.

663
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 4: Uh Kim kardash. She went, she got her envelope, She

664
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 4: took some pictures with some random people. Someone nodded at

665
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 4: her and she's like, am I good? And then she left.

666
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 4: She was specifically paid to just show.

667
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: Up and yeah, probably yeah, and it was.

668
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 4: Uh and uh. I stared at her butt.

669
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: It was pretty big, right, it was a big butt.

670
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen, Have you ever gone to Grassias Madre?

671
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 3: Grassius Madre, Thank you brother Crossies.

672
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: Madre is the weird is the weird cultish vegan Mexican

673
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 2: place on Melrose around here, And it's the sceniest and

674
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: the food is actually really good and we need to go.

675
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 2: But it's also now entirely populated by DJs. Like everyone

676
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: in there is a DJ wow and sort of wonderful

677
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: like Billboard level. I don't know, I probably not know.

678
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just they just have the tattoos

679
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: that indicates to a thinking Angelina that they are DJs.

680
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 4: Which is of course Roman numerals yes yes emblazoned on

681
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 4: the forearm vertically.

682
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: My name is three thoty two.

683
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 4: It just seems like while you're at home learning to

684
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 4: play guitar or painting or or just writing jokes, the

685
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 4: girl you admire is off with a DJ somewhere.

686
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just have wealthy parents. Yeah, well wealthy parents. Also.

687
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes people with wealthy, wealthy parents or who are very

688
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: attractive try to do stand up and it's like you're

689
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: doing this wrong.

690
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, the money. Money can't buy it.

691
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: Money can't buy it.

692
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 4: I think most of the people we know of rich.

693
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: Parents, You guys know, that's crazy.

694
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 4: Otherwise they have to go back home or they're on

695
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 4: the road or working somewhere. Most of the people we

696
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 4: see at night doing comedy, something is supporting it.

697
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: Do you think any of them had an invention that's

698
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: still pays.

699
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know that somebody built a better shower, Curt.

700
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just this dessert called dumb cakes. You basically

701
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: just pour a coke into some I've made so much money.

702
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: Don't tell anyone who isn't.

703
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: Really Kathy, she's a dumb cake.

704
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm the dumb cake, Arris. That's why I'm here on

705
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: Long Island this summer, and that's.

706
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 4: What that's what supports it's my comedy coreer.

707
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Just this one simple dessert has allowed me to bring

708
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: you all this comedy.

709
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 2: How many hours in a lab did they just spend

710
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 2: before isolating the dump cake?

711
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 4: Could someone explain to me the dumb cake process?

712
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: Okay, the dumb cake process is clearly spelled out in

713
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: it's infomercial. So one night at three am, when you

714
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: have insomnia about your troubles, this is something if you

715
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: turned on the TV.

716
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: Right, Chris Fairbanks, what do you think you put into

717
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 2: a cake Banks to turn it from a cake mix

718
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: into a cake? Well?

719
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 4: I don't have time to make cake late at night,

720
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 4: but if only there was a way to make cake

721
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 4: more quick.

722
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: But Chris, what do you think that you need to

723
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: put into cake?

724
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess flour, sugar, eggs.

725
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: And Okay, a cake mix is already flour and sugar,

726
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: but it's like eggs and oil and milk. That's your presumption.

727
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: That's your presumption. But why don't you challenge your own

728
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 2: thinking and ask yourself? What if I just poured a.

729
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: Coke into What if I poured a coke into some

730
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 1: Betty Crocker cake mix, stirred it around, threw it into

731
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: the oven, took it out, and then dump more ship

732
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 1: on top of it.

733
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 4: What if all I have is RC cola.

734
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 3: Oh well that'll work.

735
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's the Southern kiss.

736
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: My grandpa brand, my grandpa brand and laugh at that. Sorry,

737
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: my grandpa Brandon would only call it roll crown cola

738
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: crown crowd.

739
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: He pronounced it in full.

740
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 4: It sounds like he turned them into one syllable where

741
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 4: it's anyway.

742
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: Has anyone in this car ever been to Cedar Sinai Hospital,

743
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: which is on our right.

744
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 4: Yes, I had a camera put in my penis hole

745
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 4: there guy, guy still there. Yes, it's it's got its

746
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 4: own reality show.

747
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: No, I just read popular stories about celebrities having their

748
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: children here.

749
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got sent there when I had my seizures

750
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: in the nineties and they immediately they found out I

751
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: had no insurance and immediately said thank you, you can

752
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: head on down to Torrance, California. Wow, medical problems to

753
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: where the poors go at Harbert County Medical.

754
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 2: I like the idea of that. Cedars you have to

755
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: read for healthcare like you can't if you're if you're

756
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 2: with a big enough agency, you get the chance to

757
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: go in and read yeah, and then there are callbacks

758
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 2: and then you get a doctor.

759
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 3: Just good luck with.

760
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 4: All of it, Karen. I don't want to, I mean

761
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 4: rub it in, but I was uninsured when I got

762
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 4: my penis camera.

763
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: Installed and they still installed it.

764
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Chris. Chris actually made four hundred dollars for

765
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: doing that. That applied to some dental work. Why are all.

766
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 4: These people in here? These are just some guys at golf.

767
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: With It's a whole new kind of fetish porn where

768
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: the camera goes into the penis.

769
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, so terrifying.

770
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 4: I just stole a joke from one of my dad's

771
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: old cartoon strips. It was a lady at a guynecologist

772
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 4: and she said, who are these other men? And they

773
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 4: have clipboards and clipboards and he just says, Oh, these

774
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 4: are just some guys I call for.

775
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: And in that you're you're making light of the sexual

776
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: objectification and lack of power that women have over their

777
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: own sexual alb.

778
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 4: I brought the power back by making it about my

779
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: penis camp.

780
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm just saying that your dad's little

781
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: cartoon from I'm Going to Go in nineteen eighty one.

782
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 4: It was the sixties. Man it was a better time. Man.

783
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 2: It's deeply regressive, and I think that that piece of

784
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 2: paper needs to apologize to all of us.

785
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 4: My dad on he's he's a feminist through and through.

786
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 4: I think at that point he hadn't raised a daughter,

787
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 4: and he'd be the first to apologize for his reckless,

788
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 4: reckless funny. It was a reckless cartoon.

789
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: Who are you to say in this car what is

790
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: or is not bad for women? She is the picture

791
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: you have.

792
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 4: Hilarious. I'm remembering the drawing now. Yeah, they look like

793
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 4: they all look kind of sinister. And then and she

794
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 4: was very much in a compromising position.

795
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 2: As I recall this is maybe she has a abnormal cells,

796
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 2: maybe she has abnormal selves that they needed.

797
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: To do it with your chest, just doing a light scrape.

798
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Those men from the golf course are interested.

799
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, they that would work. Yeah, I wish the comic

800
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 4: strip had been longer. Now more plot, dad, Yeah, it

801
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 4: was a comic strip called Shrink, and there was a

802
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 4: shrink involved a psychiatrist.

803
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 2: Yes, I really liked bloom County as a chap That

804
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 2: was my favorite country.

805
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 4: That's got that penguin right.

806
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 2: Ye.

807
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: I thought I was so smart because I like bloom County.

808
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: It taught me the name of people in the cabinet,

809
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 2: but was less full of itself than Dunsbury.

810
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 3: It actually was entertaining, as opposed to do are.

811
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 4: You guys a big Mallard Fillmore fans? I mean talk politics.

812
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a classic Marmadudist.

813
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 4: Well, there's nothing or anti woman than Dad would Bumpstead

814
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 4: or no, Andy Ka. I can't still mad at him.

815
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 4: I know, I always confuse him.

816
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: They both Andy Capp was terrible to his wife awful.

817
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's abusive, and they take a face for a

818
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 4: nap on the couch.

819
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: I found that taste.

820
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: She did beat him with the rolling pins. I feel

821
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: like it was they.

822
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: Were let's be fair. She simply chased him out with

823
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 4: the rolling pin. We never saw any rolling pin contact.

824
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 4: I like those rich people that laughed, Yeah, and she's

825
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: laughing maybe because it's all just fun fun.

826
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: Have a story. I have a story That year I

827
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: was walking. There used to be a comedy show up

828
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: at that restaurant, and I was walking from that to

829
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: that one open mic that was at that Falafel place

830
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: down on Melrose, and I was walking and then I

831
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: saw two very well dressed old ladies coming at me.

832
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: And then they got closer and I realized that it

833
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: was the Ulsen twins. Like Ashley was just sort of

834
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 2: like because Ashley's taller. It was just like rambling off,

835
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: just like a list of instructions at Mary Kate, and

836
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: Mary Kate was just trying to keep up, and it

837
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 2: was hilarious.

838
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 4: Oh is she the more dominant?

839
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, okay, I mean in any twin situation, there's

840
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 2: one who like stole, stole nutrients from the other, you know.

841
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the umbilical cord at one point forked off,

842
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 4: and one of them is gonna give less. And I'm

843
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 4: speaking from my own nieces, they you know, is true.

844
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 4: In fact, one was getting less nutrients because the cord.

845
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 4: You know, it was like, well, we got to take

846
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 4: them out now. And so one came out and she

847
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 4: is more dominant, just taller and better dancer. But they're

848
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 4: both the sweetest girls in the world.

849
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 2: The way we love to dominate, I mean, balance involves

850
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 2: a lot of dancing, involves a lot of different skills. Balance,

851
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: I already I killed my own I'm sorry, can we

852
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 2: edit out?

853
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 4: Just do you think the Olsen twins were premature. I

854
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 4: feel like they were because they were young and cute,

855
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 4: but they could make them talk. You know, they put

856
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 4: peanut butter in their mouth and they start talking.

857
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: That's everybody's birthway. Let's just go through it.

858
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 3: Nine.

859
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: I wasn't even ten.

860
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 4: Wow, that's what you know?

861
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 3: What? What's everybody's birthway?

862
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: Where you said it, like, let's fucking get down to

863
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: it once. Can we just talk about what's important.

864
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 4: We've been dancing around this issue for too long.

865
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: What's your sign?

866
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 4: Guy?

867
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: I'm a scorpio, which means I'm very sexual.

868
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 3: Is that true? I think that's true. You're very handsy.

869
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: Yes, and with me.

870
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 4: I just tried to do your I went like that, like.

871
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 2: Hey, that's like bro handsiness.

872
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, that's not sexual, that's I mean, there's just

873
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 4: terms of endearment, and you know, they don't have to

874
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 4: be sensual.

875
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 2: I watched like half of terms of It's hard as

876
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: a kid.

877
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 4: It was not my favorite.

878
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: It's long.

879
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: It's a long one.

880
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 4: There's so many terms.

881
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 3: It's a long read.

882
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 4: That's agreement.

883
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: There's so many terms of endearment.

884
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 2: Honey, sweetheart, baby doll girl with you, It.

885
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 4: Wasn't I baby cakes with a booby Cocks.

886
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: Booby Cock. Have you guys been to booby Cocks? It's

887
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: such ave.

888
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 4: No one knows who should show up at booby Cocks.

889
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 3: And that's why the party is so off.

890
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: That change, I've ruined your gay Pride. But don't you

891
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: think right now you're about to transition into an evening.

892
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: Situation that's going to be.

893
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,479
Speaker 1: It's going to reset, it's gonna write the book.

894
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna be wonderful and delightful.

895
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 3: Rhythm is a dancer?

896
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 2: What were what were your goddamn treasure, Karen? What were you?

897
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 2: What were your What was your favorite thing at Pride?

898
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: What was your favorite thing in the parade?

899
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: Oh?

900
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: The well, the best thing at Pride was the fact

901
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: that I was standing in the sun, baking alive with

902
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: a smile.

903
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 3: On my face.

904
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 4: I already know you don't like that.

905
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 3: I really dislike it.

906
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 1: And we've all learned that guy brought me a pink

907
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: parasol and I held it, carried it, and it's I

908
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: was like, this is the this is success where I've

909
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: been missing all my life. It was pretty great, and

910
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: then someone fucking stole it out of Ryan's real Really, yeah,

911
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: I put it down in the corner and someone took it.

912
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 4: What Karen, when's your birthday? When when were your first

913
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 4: nine pounds? I'm gonna get you a big floppy hat.

914
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: I don't.

915
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 4: I don't have a hat. You'll wear it, you don't

916
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 4: like it? My mom my resting hat face.

917
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: My mom is terrible, but she's always trying to get

918
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: me to wear big floppy hats. Really, she's like the

919
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: sun or and she's like, you just wear a big

920
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: floppy hat. And it's like, you don't want me to

921
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: be gay. You've made very clear that you don't want

922
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 2: me to be gay, But why are you trying to

923
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 2: make me be a fifty year old lady?

924
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 4: When you said the Olsen twins look like old ladies,

925
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 4: I don't. It was a custom of their clothing style

926
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 4: is actually free flowing well.

927
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: But also they were like such frail, brittle creatures.

928
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they carry purses that are that they're

929
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: so big they can get in side of it.

930
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: Exactly. Neither of them was holding a coffee. If one

931
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 2: of them had been holding a gigantic coffee, I think

932
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: I might have plots.

933
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: Then you would have known.

934
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you guys invited me I want to

935
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 4: go to Pride Week.

936
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: Look, she's doing it happened, She's making it happen.

937
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 4: She's forcing me to watch her make it happen.

938
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 2: Is the most fun it does. People say that it's

939
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: silly and stupid.

940
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 4: Who says that biggest.

941
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: Well, not just biggots. Look, let's stop fighting with biggots.

942
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: We already know that bigots are wrong. Let's fight with

943
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: people who are sensible enough on most things. A lot

944
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: of gay guys are Yeah no, and we're not going

945
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: to sweets. You're taking me down to.

946
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 4: We don't want to go straight ahead.

947
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: That's to hear loud. I think that you should have

948
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: to drive through all of this and take me in.

949
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 4: I might have to roll down the window just to

950
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: get some.

951
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: Uh don't yeel slurs, Chris, I that was only at

952
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: that one show, and it was out of jealousy.

953
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm whose show was was it?

954
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: What did you yell?

955
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 4: Remember? We went by the Virgil and John Oh, Yes,

956
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 4: who I've grown to love. Hilarious.

957
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 2: Are we healing hurts that were happy? That happened last

958
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: time I was on this podcast?

959
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: I feel like there's they cannot qualify as hurts if

960
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,479
Speaker 1: you get to talk about how somebody else makes you feel.

961
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 4: Oh look, that guy's pretending the wings are hiss some

962
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 4: sounds of pride, the sad sights. Of course, we can't

963
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 4: provide it's pride, the pride.

964
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: You can hear.

965
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 2: It's a ship show and they are cute people. Sometimes

966
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 2: that goes very suns Almost everyone here needs sunscreen.

967
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 3: Oh am, I going to.

968
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: This is a mess. I'm sorry I got you into it.

969
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: That's okay, it's okay, it's more podcasting time. Let's be fair.

970
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 4: Looks fun. I want to play. I never play outside anymore.

971
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 2: But but you're such a noted skateboarder.

972
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 4: Well, there was a.

973
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: Bunch and a bunch of shirtless muscle bears are just

974
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 2: walking past that.

975
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 1: That was a hot group of men that just walked past.

976
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 3: They looked great.

977
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 4: That was a gaggle of power bottom.

978
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: You know, it wasn't. I don't know what you're talking about,

979
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: and I'm going to need you to shut up. I

980
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 2: know a little bit, I know, but you can't fucking

981
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: identify a power bottom on sight. You were just throwing

982
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: words around that don't neither.

983
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 4: There's certain muscle striations that only I don't know.

984
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: It was definitely a group of otters.

985
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 2: Uh, they were earlier than otters. I think I know

986
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 2: that guy right there, but he's hot.

987
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 5: Regardless which one tank top, that does not indicate anything

988
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 5: age college. Basically, right now, Santa Monica Boulevard has become

989
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 5: a one big tank wow, horizontally striped nautical themed tank tops.

990
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 4: I don't think that I would be. I need to

991
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 4: get to where I'm comfortable with my shirt off.

992
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 3: Well, it's hard.

993
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: I want to know what. You want to know how

994
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 2: I got to that place, Chris, Chris, let me tell

995
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,959
Speaker 2: you a little something about having an appealing upper body.

996
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: Just decide, just to decide.

997
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 4: It's a mental it's mental. It's a mental state.

998
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: Look, if I waited until I looked better to take

999
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 2: my shirt off, I never would. So instead I just.

1000
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 4: Be, okay, I'll do it. Let me out, I'm taking

1001
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 4: my shirt off.

1002
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 2: Here and take your shirt off inside.

1003
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: You know these people would scream and shout for you.

1004
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: And there's a guy in a little pink speed out.

1005
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 4: I have a speedo like that.

1006
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can feel the base.

1007
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 4: I wear it at the end of laundry and the

1008
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 4: like the sheer amount of when I'm when I'm wearing

1009
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 4: that speedo. I know it's because all my other underwear dirty.

1010
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're standing into that laundry mountin next to the

1011
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: Whole Foods and your speed out.

1012
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 4: I wore that speedot. I interviewed the jackass guys and

1013
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 4: talked about how they had uh sexual undertones, and I

1014
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 4: wore its speedo and then we man pulled my speedo

1015
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 4: down and everyone saw my.

1016
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 2: Haha prank. Yeah we not that you guys are dating.

1017
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: It was a fun prank.

1018
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: If it's a fun prank, it was fun.

1019
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 4: But I still have the speedo and it's just like that, guys,

1020
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 4: what I see. I wouldn't even be here. I'd be

1021
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 4: inside emailing or something. I need to go to things more, guys,

1022
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 4: let's get out.

1023
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 2: I know we can't just leave the car.

1024
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 3: Let's just leave the car.

1025
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 2: So we have to park it. Okay, it can be

1026
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 2: a float. Let it just.

1027
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: What was your favorite part of the parade?

1028
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: Yo? I liked how I liked how I got more

1029
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: than one Chipotle gift card. Then I always like when

1030
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: it's all of the religions. But I had to go

1031
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 2: get Karen. I went to go get Karen. You're gonna

1032
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 2: make a left up here. Yes, I went to go

1033
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: get Karen and I missed the cast of Magic Mike Dancing.

1034
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: Really, I have single handedly ruined your entire game.

1035
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 2: Proctor, you elevated and made magnificent my pride. Well, I'm

1036
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: so glad that you can't.

1037
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 4: This is just a break.

1038
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: This is Savander Pump's restaurant.

1039
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 4: We can't turn left here.

1040
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: Oh are you sure?

1041
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 4: Well?

1042
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, we can't flip it around. Yes, yes, oh god,

1043
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: oh goodness, Oh that's not good.

1044
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 4: No, it's okay.

1045
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: Through it took Chris and we need to look at

1046
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: how mostly that one Asian guy is where where? Right

1047
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 2: up there in front of us with.

1048
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 4: The with the gradient tank top with the yeah sorry guys.

1049
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 2: Roth Coo tank top.

1050
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 4: He used to have a good upper body until we

1051
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 4: rolled over him.

1052
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that.

1053
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 4: Guy is ready.

1054
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 3: Oh the guy that was in the streets.

1055
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 4: I like the kind of Juggalo elements that.

1056
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 2: Also was a proud right. Are you guys gonna let

1057
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: me out of this podcast?

1058
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1059
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 2: Yeah you yes, I'm just gonna get out here. You

1060
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 2: are really? Yeah?

1061
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 3: The street? I love it?

1062
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 2: Yes?

1063
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 4: Well, do you have any friends around here?

1064
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 2: I do? My friends are back at here loud.

1065
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: Get there, yes, okay, just it's.

1066
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: Not an ultra line.

1067
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 3: It's a green light, all right up there?

1068
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm sorry that I'm tending to It was

1069
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 2: very nice of you. I'm really happy like they didn't

1070
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: prove at the quality content that I did last time.

1071
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 2: There was a lot of emotional journey last time.

1072
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: Well, do you want to just say one really deep

1073
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: and meaningful thing before you go? Yeah, and just think it,

1074
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: think about it for thirty seconds. Chris and I can

1075
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: fudget yeah to be sure to follow.

1076
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 2: Guy follow, I pronounce it. And also this.

1077
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: New album called Brandham Time.

1078
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: It's called Guyle. It's available on iTunes. Also you should

1079
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 2: get Karen kill Garriffs Live at the Bootleg, also available

1080
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 2: on iTunes. And Chris, do you have an album?

1081
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 4: I do? I do. It's called Fairbanks.

1082
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,280
Speaker 2: It's called Fairbanks.

1083
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 1: And he has got a denim vest I used.

1084
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 4: To be comfortable.

1085
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: I honestly, I do not know if I have the

1086
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,240
Speaker 2: capacity to truly love another human being, like give fully

1087
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: of myself in like a partnering kind of way. I

1088
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 2: can love people. I can love people a lot having

1089
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 2: true partnership with someone. I don't know if it's something

1090
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 2: that I can do. That can I ask?

1091
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: That was deep and meaningful.

1092
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 3: What do you think the thing is?

1093
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 2: I honestly think that I just so deeply fear that

1094
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 2: if I am vulnerable with someone, I will be subject

1095
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: to their insanity and not have control over it, and

1096
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 2: that the only way I can protect myself is by

1097
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 2: pulling away.

1098
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 4: In some way I can relate to that I can't.

1099
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: All right, By bye, guys, Bye.

1100
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride?

1101
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: D U? I N A R B.

1102
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: Bye, Branda, Sorry, bye, Okay, that guy's mad