Speaker 1: Rooking Jubels second d D. Sometimes the best way to
Speaker 1: get a girl's attention is to just elbow her real hard,
Speaker 1: so you know, just like if her girl's not giving
Speaker 1: you the attention, you need to just shoulder check her
Speaker 1: a little bit, let her know that you're in the building,
Speaker 1: and then you're sure to strike up a conversation or
Speaker 1: get assault charges. It could go either way. And that's
Speaker 1: how Mark got the girl's attention that he wants to
Speaker 1: call today. Her name is Rebecca, and apparently that's Mark's thing.
Speaker 1: He'll walk up next to a girl and just like
Speaker 1: throw a shoulder on a real hard and then he
Speaker 1: starts up a conversation. Is that how it works? Mark? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so that's how it works. I thought he
Speaker 1: was being sarcastic. I think he still is. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: being a little sarcastic guy. His email said that he
Speaker 1: bumped into her real hard to try to get her attention.
Speaker 1: So tell us how that happened, Mark, Well, not real hard. Um.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Yes, Rebecca, I met her at a club.
Speaker 1: She absolutely stunning. I noted to her right when she
Speaker 1: walked in, and so I immediately started figuring out ways
Speaker 1: of trying to talk to her. So I ended up
Speaker 1: going over to her and kind of dancing there and
Speaker 1: purposely bumping into her. After I was like, why did
Speaker 1: you bump into me? She was like, you bumped into me,
Speaker 1: and so that's actually pretty smooth. Yeah, I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was too offensive. So see, I was picturing it
Speaker 1: totally different. I was picturing like you guys were playing
Speaker 1: hockey and she had a drink in her hand. He
Speaker 1: just slammed her up against the wall and the drink
Speaker 1: went everywhere. Yeah, so obviously it worked out for you
Speaker 1: since you got a date with her. Yeah. Like I said, man,
Speaker 1: she was absolutely stunning, slightly out of my league, but
Speaker 1: you know, I mean it worked. We chatted up at
Speaker 1: the club the rest of the night. I asked her
Speaker 1: for a number and if she would want to go
Speaker 1: out some time. She gave it to me. You gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I was worried that she was gonna give
Speaker 1: me the Loser Line segment that we do on seven
Speaker 1: ten and nine ten on Monday mornings, the Loser Line number,
Speaker 1: But we didn't hear your voicemail on that, so obviously
Speaker 1: it was a real number. That's nice. Yeah, it really was,
Speaker 1: and so we set it up and it was great. Man,
Speaker 1: I was excited. Did you put a lot of thought
Speaker 1: into what you guys were going to do on your date?
Speaker 1: You know? I actually just kind of wanted to keep
Speaker 1: it casual, just kind of started off with dinner and
Speaker 1: just kind of see where it led from there and
Speaker 1: how did it lead? Was good? Well, when I first
Speaker 1: pulled up to her house, and when I walked up
Speaker 1: to the door, she had actually opened the door before
Speaker 1: I even knocked that she was looking out the people
Speaker 1: and expected you, and it was just well, if he
Speaker 1: said he was going to be there at a certain time,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't she. Yeah, I mean I do that if
Speaker 1: somebody's coming over to my house, I'll look out the
Speaker 1: windows see if they're there. But I never opened the
Speaker 1: door before they're there, act like that from the knock
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, there you are. It's kind of
Speaker 1: weird to just be like I was sitting right here
Speaker 1: next to the door and open it up. No, it
Speaker 1: was just for me. It was a wonderful surprise. I mean,
Speaker 1: it got me pretty excited that she it seemed like
Speaker 1: she was that excited. Yeah, totally. It's a great side
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. Yeah, that's what I thought. Then
Speaker 1: I gave her a hug and said we should get
Speaker 1: out of here, and I made some dinner reservations, and
Speaker 1: I go to my car and turned around and realized
Speaker 1: she just was still standing there in the doorway, just
Speaker 1: stood there in the door. Yeah, I didn't move. Maybe
Speaker 1: she was stunned by your good looks. What was she
Speaker 1: doing in the doorway. I don't know what she was
Speaker 1: doing in there. Uh, I didn't know, if you know,
Speaker 1: the club light hit me right that night and daylight
Speaker 1: it wasn't so good or I don't know, so she
Speaker 1: seemed stunned. Yeah, I don't know. She just kind of
Speaker 1: stared at me with this weird look, and I stared
Speaker 1: back and just kind of said we should go. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, she kind of stepped into it and
Speaker 1: got in the car. Maybe she was expecting you to
Speaker 1: carry her to the car. Be a gentleman, everything about
Speaker 1: that man. She was that hot enough that I would
Speaker 1: have done it if she had give her a piggyback
Speaker 1: ride to your car door. Was that the only strange
Speaker 1: thing that happened on your date? Um? Yeah, sorted. You know,
Speaker 1: dinner was good conversation was relatively smooth. I kind of
Speaker 1: was offended that she actually had set up something for
Speaker 1: after our date, which I thought was kind of weird.
Speaker 1: Not knowing that the date was ending after dinner. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know if she was lying or just making excuses.
Speaker 1: At that point, I was gonna say, did she not
Speaker 1: tell you about that beforehand? No? No, No she didn't.
Speaker 1: I will say, even if she wasn't lying, a lot
Speaker 1: of times, going into a date, a girl will set
Speaker 1: something up just in case as her out or as
Speaker 1: a way to stop herself from going home with you
Speaker 1: that night. Yeah, thanks for trying to be nice to him.
Speaker 1: That doesn't So how did everything in? Then? After she
Speaker 1: said she had plans, she actually had me drop her
Speaker 1: off a few blocks away on a different street corner,
Speaker 1: and yeah it was and she was getting out. I
Speaker 1: just was like, can I call you again? And she
Speaker 1: just yelled sure? And have you called her? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be calling you guys if I didn't. And how many
Speaker 1: times have you tried to call her? Um? Probably more
Speaker 1: than I should have, But I mean, I definitely want
Speaker 1: to let her know I want to go out again.
Speaker 1: And if you know, I did do something wrong. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I definitely want to know and see if
Speaker 1: I can fix it, or you know, if it turns
Speaker 1: out she's just not attracted to you, are you gonna
Speaker 1: have hurt feelings? Ah No, that's fine. That's you know,
Speaker 1: people's preference. It's you know, it's what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you said she was out of your league anyway,
Speaker 1: so you should hardly know that might happen. So you
Speaker 1: dropped her off on the street corner. He dropped off
Speaker 1: on the street corner, and that's the last you've seen her,
Speaker 1: heard from her. Yeah, So I mean alien abduction ever
Speaker 1: crossed your mind? It happens so much. There's TV shows
Speaker 1: about it. It happens all the time. I really don't
Speaker 1: think we'll play a song. Come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update the inn her right, thank
Speaker 1: you guy, okay man brooking jubil in the morning, right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update, and Mark
Speaker 1: is on the phone with us. Mark went out on
Speaker 1: a date with a girl named Rebecca. After the date,
Speaker 1: she said she had plans, and he dropped her off
Speaker 1: on a street corner a few blocks away, and she disappeared.
Speaker 1: And he hasn't heard from her since now. Mark just
Speaker 1: thinks she's not calling him back. But experts say that
Speaker 1: she was abducted by aliens, and that expert would be me.
Speaker 1: I'm almost positive that when we dial her phone number
Speaker 1: to try to get her on the phone to find
Speaker 1: out what we're wrong on the date, nobody will answer
Speaker 1: because she's currently in space being examined by aliens. Mark,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, does not agree with me. But Mark,
Speaker 1: we're going to call the number either way and see
Speaker 1: who's right. I hope you're ready to be wrong, buddy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I did see a strange
Speaker 1: light that night out in my window. Starting to put
Speaker 1: it all together. You're changing, You're slowly changing my mind.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel really weird to drop a girl off
Speaker 1: after dinner on a dark street corner and her like
Speaker 1: want that to happen. I'm in a dark street corner.
Speaker 1: It was the well lit street that she was meeting
Speaker 1: her friends. I was just I just really wanted the
Speaker 1: date to keep going. I didn't want it to sure
Speaker 1: meeting her friends, her friends from a far off galaxy
Speaker 1: who would beam her up into space, never to be
Speaker 1: heard from again. All right, I'm gonna do the phone
Speaker 1: of her right now, see if we can get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and fight out what went wrong in
Speaker 1: her date. Okay, awesome? Hello, Hi is Rebecca there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is her Rebecca. How are you? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Ohkay, I'm calling
Speaker 1: because you recently went out on a date with one
Speaker 1: of our listeners and he emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone. His name is Mark.
Speaker 1: Oh and you met Mark out at a club and
Speaker 1: then you guys went to dinner, and ever since your
Speaker 1: date you haven't responded to any of his phone calls
Speaker 1: or text messages. So he emailed us and was like,
Speaker 1: can you guys see if you can call her and
Speaker 1: find out what went wrong? This is really bizarre. He
Speaker 1: told us how you guys went out and then you
Speaker 1: said you had to meet up with some friends. Was
Speaker 1: the friends thing an excuse to get out of the date?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean he was you know, he was nice.
Speaker 1: You still haven't answered my question, Rebecca, did you make
Speaker 1: up the fact that you were meeting up with your
Speaker 1: friends later as an excuse to get out of your
Speaker 1: date with him? I mean, I'm going to take that
Speaker 1: as a yes, Yeah, just take that. So why did
Speaker 1: you do that? What was so bad about the date?
Speaker 1: For me? I'm more like old fashioned when it comes
Speaker 1: to dating and stuff, and I definitely believe that a
Speaker 1: gentleman should act a certain way, and I kind of
Speaker 1: feel like he fell short of my expectations. Do you
Speaker 1: mean was he not opening doors? And I mean when
Speaker 1: we first met up, when he came to my house
Speaker 1: to pick me up, you know, I was waiting for
Speaker 1: him at the door, and I just felt like, you know,
Speaker 1: he came to greet me and that was fine, and
Speaker 1: he gave me a hug, and then I was kind
Speaker 1: of just waiting, you know, for him to kind of
Speaker 1: set the tone of the date. Especially with the first impression.
Speaker 1: He just didn't really do it right. What did you
Speaker 1: want him to do? To do? I mean, sounds pretty
Speaker 1: good to me. I don't know. I just think like
Speaker 1: like when a gentleman comes to pick up a lady,
Speaker 1: you know, he should bring her like a little token
Speaker 1: of his appreciation, like flowers or maybe a stuck animal
Speaker 1: or something. It doesn't have anything, you know, expensive, but
Speaker 1: just something to say hi, and you know, I appreciate
Speaker 1: you taking the time to go out with me today.
Speaker 1: He didn't bring you, essentially a gift, and that upset you. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: do most men Okay, hold on, do most men bring
Speaker 1: you a gift when you go out on a first date?
Speaker 1: Because I've never encountered it. I mean, not every time,
Speaker 1: but I mean the ones that don't bring me a
Speaker 1: gift don't really see me ever again. And the ones
Speaker 1: that do, I, you know, am willing to take the
Speaker 1: next step or maybe a second date. And I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people will call me old fashioned. I
Speaker 1: feel like you kind of feel that way, and maybe
Speaker 1: I am, and you know, maybe you're not. People just
Speaker 1: do things differently and talk different you know, standards of
Speaker 1: and stuff. Okay, so that so, well, how is everything else?
Speaker 1: How is everything else on the date? Other than the
Speaker 1: fact that he did not bring you a gift? Um,
Speaker 1: he seemed genuinely nice. And it's just it did start
Speaker 1: off a little sour, and when it kind of starts
Speaker 1: off that way, it's hard to really get like the
Speaker 1: butterfly's going and stuff like that. He said when you
Speaker 1: picked you up, that there was a moment where you
Speaker 1: just stood at the door. Well, I just thought that
Speaker 1: he was going out to get the gift after he
Speaker 1: came up empty handed first picking up on what was happening,
Speaker 1: So you assumed that he was going back to his
Speaker 1: car to grab you whatever it was. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: thought he had forgotten it in this car. So you
Speaker 1: knew in that moment when when you were at the
Speaker 1: door and he had nothing for you, that you would
Speaker 1: never go out on the date with him. Again, I
Speaker 1: didn't know at that moment. I thought, Baby, somewhere down
Speaker 1: the line, there'd be like a surprise or maybe a
Speaker 1: gift waiting, like on the seat in the car or
Speaker 1: at the restaurant or something like that. But yeah, then
Speaker 1: when I realized, it kind of just figgled out for me.
Speaker 1: So he took you out the whole time and no gift, right,
Speaker 1: no gift. You know what. I think he should realize
Speaker 1: that he needs me more of a gentleman. We should
Speaker 1: tell him that, go for it. But how about you
Speaker 1: tell him because he's actually on the line listing right now.
Speaker 1: I Rebecca, Oh my god, I didn't know you were there. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm I Rebecca. I'm I'm really sorry. I had no
Speaker 1: clue what your expectation was for our day. Um, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it's too much of an
Speaker 1: expectation for a girl to feel like excited and appreciated
Speaker 1: the first time she goes out. And you know, it
Speaker 1: just didn't really live up to what I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna be when you showed up without like a
Speaker 1: gift or something. I mean, this is I don't have
Speaker 1: time to teach a guy how I'm really romantic. You're
Speaker 1: I You're right. I I completely agree with you. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know where my head was. I
Speaker 1: definitely should have, you know, brought something. Are you serious
Speaker 1: right now? Mark? Thank you? Mark? I do appreciate you
Speaker 1: saying that. Yeah. No, I mean, people have their ways,
Speaker 1: and she's absolutely beautiful and she knows it and she
Speaker 1: deserves to be treated from the very beginning just like that.
Speaker 1: You know, she's like putting like all the emphasis on
Speaker 1: material things, right, I want to say like material things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care. He could have read me
Speaker 1: a poem at my door, and that would have been something.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be something that costs money, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, just a gesture. You actually want
Speaker 1: a band to stop and read you poetry when he
Speaker 1: picks you up, she's a fashion that's just awkward. I mean,
Speaker 1: what's awkward about a guy who's trying to actually lou
Speaker 1: a girl and you know, be old fashioned and be romantic.
Speaker 1: If you don't like romance, I mean, that's on you.
Speaker 1: But I would like to steal something when I meet someone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes you want a guy to show up and read
Speaker 1: you a sonnet. It's like a Shakespeare type experience. But
Speaker 1: like I said, it could have been anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not expecting diamonds. It's just the thought that goes
Speaker 1: into something like that, and a guy who knows how
Speaker 1: to treat a woman. Listen, I totally understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I definitely should have been way more of a gentleman
Speaker 1: and much more attentive to your needs. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry I didn't get you a gift. Hey, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: if you think about it right now, this is sort
Speaker 1: of a gift. Yeah. Hey, he went through all this
Speaker 1: effort to try to get a second date with you.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with him?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it, And Rebecca, I promise I
Speaker 1: will get you two gifts, one to make up for
Speaker 1: the last time and one for this time. You hear that, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: this could work out in your favor. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: two gifts. I mean, I really appreciate the effort, and
Speaker 1: you know, if you are willing to do that, I
Speaker 1: I I'd give you a second chance, even though I
Speaker 1: really shouldn't. You know, A real man would just know.
Speaker 1: But you know you have gone through all these great names,
Speaker 1: and I'd say, okay, oh god, I promise you won't
Speaker 1: be disappointed. There you go, Rebecca. You should know. A
Speaker 1: real man should already know. But sometimes a lady needs
Speaker 1: to teach a man how to act. And so maybe
Speaker 1: Mark just learned right now how to treat you. I
Speaker 1: think we've made progress here today. So I will pay
Speaker 1: for a second day for you guys. But Mark, you're
Speaker 1: you get the gifts yourself. Okay, that's that's awesome. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: so that's a yes from both of you. Guys will
Speaker 1: go out again, Yes, gifts on their dates like congratulations
Speaker 1: you two, yea, thank you. I feel like this is
Speaker 1: a start something really good. Oh yeah, but I started
Speaker 1: something good. I mean the start of Mark being bankrupted
Speaker 1: in the morning text in at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two it says that right that girl's old fashioned. That's
Speaker 1: why she met the dude at the club in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the second date. Update. This guy Mark
Speaker 1: want us to call a girl named Rebecca. She wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back after their date. The reason why she
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back because he didn't show up with some
Speaker 1: sort of gift. And to make matters worse, he actually
Speaker 1: agreed to go out with her again if he would
Speaker 1: get her a gift, like a proper gentleman. Two gifts,
Speaker 1: one to make up for the first date where he
Speaker 1: didn't break one. She must have been super hot. I
Speaker 1: don't know. People are texting in at seven eight, five,
Speaker 1: nine two. A lot of people are like, what a
Speaker 1: materialistic idiot? And you know, but then there are some
Speaker 1: people texting in like good, it's nice to hear a
Speaker 1: woman stand up for old fashioned values. That you got
Speaker 1: gifts all the time in the old date. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't buy flowers until it's like a third or
Speaker 1: fourth I can count on one hand how many times
Speaker 1: my husband has gotten me flowers. Well, your that's your marriage.
Speaker 1: But ye