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Speaker 1: We got there. Welcome to Thursday's show Morton Studio morning.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's good. We're all good, so I think

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Speaker 1: we are up first to give us peace this morning

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Speaker 1: from sam Houston State University, which is not the same

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Speaker 1: university as Stephen F. Auston University. Correct, Because I was

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Speaker 1: talking Toddie, say where're you going to college? Stehen F.

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Speaker 1: Auston goes o Sam Houston. That's a rival. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: dad here, he is our video producer. Ready, guys, I

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Speaker 1: came on recently and said, I was so happy because

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Speaker 1: I'm done buying diapers. My three year old is potty

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Speaker 1: train and now out of nowhere. He does not want

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Speaker 1: a potty in the poopoo anymore because he says there's

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Speaker 1: sharks in the toilet. But how did he hear or

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Speaker 1: see that there were sharks? It was just water, no clue.

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Speaker 1: He looks in the hole, He's like, I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't want to sit there. There's sharks in there, and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sit there. He's gonna bite my butt,

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Speaker 1: he did. One of his older others telling them because

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Speaker 1: that doesn't come out of nowhere, that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: I don't know I will ask, I'll interrogate the whole family.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, out of nowhere, he just says, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna do it anymore. That's the thing. It's not out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere. Maybe to you, somebody put that in his mind.

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Speaker 1: I agree, all right. Eddie up next, he did not

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Speaker 1: win the lottery last night, even though he tried so

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Speaker 1: so hard. Here he is lunchbox there. Yeah, speaking to

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Speaker 1: the lottery, I think I'm gonna shift my focus of

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Speaker 1: lottery because Bobby did point out that I haven't been

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Speaker 1: playing scratch offs, and maybe scratch offs is the smart

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Speaker 1: way to go because they're so smart. It's not smart,

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Speaker 1: he's entertainment, right, because I spent one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars last night, so I bought seventy five tickets and

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Speaker 1: I won twelve dollars. So I'm thinking scratch offs there's

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Speaker 1: a limited amount that are produced, and there's guaranteed winners

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Speaker 1: in though. That's true. So maybe I need to say

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Speaker 1: bye bye to powerball and megamillions and say hello scratch offs.

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Speaker 1: And North Carolina one won three million bucks on a

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Speaker 1: thirty dollars scratch off. It is that's a sign that's

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Speaker 1: inspiring that it's crazy all right. Up next her first

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Speaker 1: ever live event. She's doing a podcast in which taw

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Speaker 1: next month or November November fifth, November five, and you

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Speaker 1: guys can still get tickets. Just go over to Bobby

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Speaker 1: Bones dot com. You can find the link up there here.

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Speaker 1: She is Amy everybody. So my son and I were

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Speaker 1: driving in the car and Nellie came on the radio

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Speaker 1: ride with me, and instantly my son goes to change it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, what are you doing? This is

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Speaker 1: a jam? And he's like, no, this song is horrible.

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Speaker 1: So I switch it back to the pop station and

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Speaker 1: we turn it up and I make him listen to

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Speaker 1: the whole song as I sing along, windows down, blaring it.

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Speaker 1: He still didn't like it, and it just made me

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Speaker 1: feel very old. I had to look up when it

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Speaker 1: came out, and I mean it just took me back.

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Speaker 1: It's two thousand and nine. That was a jam, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Yeah, it wasn't Nellie's finest work. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't right. It was sort of the end of Nellie

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Speaker 1: after Poppy Nellie. Oh hey, it must be the money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, it's but also because just because we thought

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Speaker 1: it was cold does not mean the kids from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

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Speaker 1: He wears a red ring and he's funnier than Chandler

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Speaker 1: Bang Bobby Bones. Okay, okay, okay. Every morning I come

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Speaker 1: in here for the last couple of months, and I

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Speaker 1: think you guys see me. I struggle for about the

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Speaker 1: first two hours. I clench my jaws so hard at

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Speaker 1: night when I sleep. This is a new thing that

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Speaker 1: mouth apart as hard as I can. I put one

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Speaker 1: the upper, and I will just stretch my mouth and

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Speaker 1: then usually I'm got halfway through the show, I get

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Speaker 1: full open and I'm able to speak normally. But I

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Speaker 1: It just helped my teeth to make sure my teeth

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Speaker 1: don't shatter. I don't know what the deal is. This

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm any more stress than ever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But I guess eventually you crack and die. So good

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Speaker 1: luck to me. This is not good. Yeah, good luck

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Speaker 1: to me, oh man, But that's the deal. You guys

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Speaker 1: This is all I canna do right now. You're stretched

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Speaker 1: now I'm mostly all right. That's what's up. Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Let's start today's show. Let's open up the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: Get something we call hello. Bobby Bones. I've been dating

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Speaker 1: a guy for about eight months. When we first started dating,

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Speaker 1: it made it clear he was trying to pay off

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Speaker 1: credit card debt and say and buy a house, so

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Speaker 1: he did not have a lot of extra money to

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Speaker 1: spend I would get into myself pretty low maintenance. I

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Speaker 1: never expect him to pay for anything that I couldn't

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Speaker 1: afford myself. We split pretty much everything sixty forty, with

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Speaker 1: me picking up the bill if I'd like to go

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Speaker 1: out for something extra. I've recently found out his financial

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Speaker 1: situation is not quite as dire as he made it, saying,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, he makes a substantial amount more than

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Speaker 1: I do, and he has more than enough money saved

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Speaker 1: to pay off all the debt and put a sizeable

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Speaker 1: down payment on a house. Am I wrong to film

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Speaker 1: misled in this situation? Whenever I bring out finances, he

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Speaker 1: gets very defensive and changes the subject. Is this a

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Speaker 1: red flag? Is it wrong of me to think that

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Speaker 1: it shouldn't be out of the question from taking me

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Speaker 1: out occasionally? Thanks for the advice, Signed, girlfriend in need

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Speaker 1: of an eight nine? I think, girlfriend, you're in need

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Speaker 1: of a new man. Yeah. Absolutely, that's fundamental stuff that

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Speaker 1: you really should not mislead the other person with. And

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Speaker 1: it's not even that you're dating early and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't make as much because I can

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Speaker 1: understand if you made a lot, and you won't tell

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Speaker 1: him that that way, they wouldn't like you a little

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Speaker 1: more just for the money. But he's also making her

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Speaker 1: pay for stuff extra, and he lied and they've been

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Speaker 1: together a lot. That ain't good. That's as big of

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Speaker 1: a red flag as you can get, other than like

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Speaker 1: seeing suspicious dms from other girls and I'm going out. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not what it is like, that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's a big fat red flag. So, yeah, you're in

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Speaker 1: need of a new man. I mean, obviously you have

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Speaker 1: to talk with him. You see what his excuse is.

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Speaker 1: But he's been lying to you for a long time. Again,

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Speaker 1: you've been together eight months. People say I love you

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Speaker 1: by then, I mean I didn't people, Yeah, people in general,

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Speaker 1: I made it. I might have with Caitlin eight months. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's I just never said it to anybody

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Speaker 1: But yeah, this is not good. I don't think this

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Speaker 1: whole time. It's time for a new guy. Amy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I want to give him the benefit of

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Speaker 1: a doubt, like he doesn't maybe want to touch some

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Speaker 1: of his savings, but he can say that, okay, but

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Speaker 1: if you're also going to be in a relationship where

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Speaker 1: you're splitting things, you have to come to the table

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Speaker 1: and actually split them and not lie about why you

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Speaker 1: don't want to split them. That's right, So red flag,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying you dump him right now, but definitely

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Speaker 1: have a conversation and then dump them because you're gonna

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Speaker 1: dump them after it. He's not gonna like his answer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna lie to you then too. Just for the record, Oh,

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Speaker 1: just be ready for a lie because he's been lying

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Speaker 1: to the whole time. And a liar doesn't go, you

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Speaker 1: know what, this time, I'll be honest. Oh okay, well

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Speaker 1: new man. Yeah, a liar lies until they can't lie anymore,

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Speaker 1: so they get trapped and then they will be like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a little something, hey, and total up

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Speaker 1: all the money he owes you ven moo request that's cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need a date night and the new man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll get the day night fer tho. Yeah, oh I

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Speaker 1: get a good day. Now, run the bill up and

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Speaker 1: then go to the bathroom and then leave. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good one. All right. That's the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: Close it up. We've got your bound the clothes. We

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Speaker 1: concert reviews, but we never review a cucumber. And that's

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Speaker 1: what's about to happen here. For the first time in

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Speaker 1: his life, Lunchbox to try a cucumber. Yeah, did you

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Speaker 1: it's one with walnuts and pecans and almonds. That's basically

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Speaker 1: my salad. Nuts, its speeches and cream and has you

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Speaker 1: the normal like um caesar or the cobb one. Isn't

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Speaker 1: you've never had cucumbers. Never had cucumbers, sportscaster. I think

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Speaker 1: maybe all Michaels you may lock this up or yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's never had a vegetable? Vegetable in general? Ever? Yow,

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Speaker 1: it's one maybe Yeah, I think it's how Michael's Michael,

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Speaker 1: you looked that up. It just says never had a vegetable,

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Speaker 1: and it's a lie. How's he living? Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Lunch box has never had a cucumber. Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He's only had a nut salad. So when you get it,

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Speaker 1: like I'm an experiment, I'm in Vegas, I'm like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, Okay, I guess I'll go for it, Like

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Speaker 1: why not? All right, let's review the cucumber. So I

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Speaker 1: you know, I take my fork and I stabbed into

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Speaker 1: that cucumber and I take a bite. Whoa, it was

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Speaker 1: freezing cold. It was really cold. I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: I chew it. Wait, hold on, not good at chewing? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like like people that bite ice cream,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that, Like I have to lick it.

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Speaker 1: you the truth. So I took a bite and I

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Speaker 1: don't think it was anything special. It had a little

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Speaker 1: Here you go, can you play me? Nineteen seventy three

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Speaker 1: the two thousands, Sugar We're Going Down? Was bond Eddie?

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Speaker 1: That's fall Out Boy. That's correct. Yeah, Sugar We're going Down?

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Speaker 1: Corey World. I'm feeling mean right now, Morgan, you gotta

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Speaker 1: Come on. What was the name of the seven letter

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Speaker 1: That's a kindle incorrect. The seven letter brand of tablet

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Speaker 1: he answers, leap pad. No way, she needed that too. Huh.

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Speaker 1: The birthday part time? Hooters? Does? What? Stall was that?

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Speaker 1: All right? Toilet paper over? It was pretty rough. Stall

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Speaker 1: I'll give you someone he gave. It's pretty good. There

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Speaker 1: it and jetted. You gotta think anybody having to use

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Speaker 1: the bathroom and sit on the toilet as a dude

418
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Speaker 1: in the airport not having a great day. Oh for sure,

419
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Speaker 1: it's just I don't want to do that. It's your house.

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Speaker 1: It's different in an airport. It is ain't somewhere you

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Speaker 1: want to be. You don't mind going to the urinal,

422
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Speaker 1: but you don't want to sit. It's just And then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden sends your browny next door wants

424
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Speaker 1: to say, what up? Guy? Hey, here's lunchbox. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: it's stall four. What's up? It's tall three? Uh? My

426
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Speaker 1: phone dieing. I was wondering if I could borrow yours

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Speaker 1: to scroll Instagram? Will I usually work at Instagram while

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Speaker 1: I'm on the potty? Can I borrow your phone just

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Speaker 1: just to look at this? Her? Real? Quick? Is that

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Speaker 1: a note? No? No, you're sure. I'm just gonna make

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Speaker 1: sure what's going on Insta? What my phone's did? How

432
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Speaker 1: would you leave? Are you leaving? Yeah? All right, my

433
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Speaker 1: What a weird question to be asked on the toilet.

434
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Speaker 1: Can I use your phone? And then he goes full potty?

435
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Speaker 1: Someday you're gonna walk out. Something's gonna beat you up. Yeah, yeah,

436
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I thought about that. That day

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Speaker 1: wasn't today, and I'm glad that's Sunday. This bit ain't

438
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Speaker 1: gonna turn out good. Nice job, lunchbox. That is funny

439
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: a voicemail from Teddy, y'all look completely different than I thought.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Lunchlocks, I thought you'd be giant, tall

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Speaker 1: that with a big beard like a lumberjack. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: look the same as I thought. And Bobby, you look

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Speaker 1: the same, nice and tall. Well. I love the show

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Speaker 1: and hope to see y'all later. Alexa, hang up, she's

445
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: next level. She's talking through Alexa as her phone. Yeah,

446
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: everybody thinks Lunchbox is a big dude. He's not skinny

447
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: white guy, like skinny white guy, bowl haircut, bangs, same

448
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: hoodie every day, and he's been the same person since

449
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Speaker 1: he was like seventeen. You can look at all pictures

450
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Speaker 1: like not change at all. Yeah, I always had just

451
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Speaker 1: a deep voice. Everyone assumed he was a big dude.

452
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Speaker 1: If I appreciate that, Teddy. Let's hear a voicemail from Christy.

453
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Speaker 1: I keep listening to all the podcast and I hear

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Speaker 1: you talking about fighting a kangaroo. But I was just wondering,

455
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: what does Caitlin say about you fighting at kangaroo? Does

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Speaker 1: she back you? Or is she like, no, you're gonna die.

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Speaker 1: Thank you love the show, gonna say we've never talked

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't take a lot from the show

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Speaker 1: home to talk about with her. Most of time, when

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00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 1: I get home, she's like all right, time for a

461
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Speaker 1: normal person life. Yeah, And so sometimes we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: like working career, but I don't really go, hey, we

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Speaker 1: did this segment today, Like almost never, she may scroll

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Speaker 1: across something on Instagram because our segments go up there sometimes,

465
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: but it rarely do. And if I do, I'm not

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Speaker 1: bringing that one up because I know she thinks I'll

467
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Speaker 1: lose correct Yeah, yeah, because she's pretty smart, so she

468
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Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about it. But I'd whoop a kangaroo

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Speaker 1: because the biggest muscle in my body isn't They're not

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Speaker 1: these biceps and triesteps that you see and maybe you're

471
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Speaker 1: amazed by, But it's a noodle up here, appear in

472
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: the skull that brain the cranial muscle. I whoop a kangaroo.

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00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: A fake left boom, so the fake boom that's right

474
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: already doubts me. You're Amy's pile of stories, So I

475
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Speaker 1: don't know how safe this is. But a woman got

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Speaker 1: a tattoo made with her late dog's ashes. So it's

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00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: a tattoo of her dog, and she mixed the ink

478
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: with the ashes, and then her boyfriend, who's a tattoo artist,

479
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: gave her a tattoos. It's too eight hours sounds pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's even less dangerous than all ink. Why because

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Speaker 1: it's not ink. Oh. I mean, if it's a dog's ash,

482
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: that's got to be a little more organic and natural

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Speaker 1: than just puring. That's true. Both sound bad in your

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00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: body in ashes. We keep reading stories about people that

485
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: have all these tattoos, and they say, hey, if you

486
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: have this much tattoo, it could be bad for you

487
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: later in life because the ink gets in your body.

488
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,239
Speaker 1: I never read one story the dog ashes were bad

489
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: in your body, That's all I'm saying. So there's an idea.

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Speaker 1: If you have a pet that you lose, then you

491
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Speaker 1: can have them cremated and do this. And I think

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00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: it's awesome if you can pull it off. I think

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Speaker 1: it's great. I know what it's like to love an

494
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Speaker 1: animal so much. That and the tattoo looks good too.

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00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: It's kind of like shading and texture and depth. It's

496
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Speaker 1: pretty cool, all right. What else? This woman posted on

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Speaker 1: Instagram a vintage magazine from nineteen fifty eight that included

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00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: tips for catching a husband, and I thought I would

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00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: run through some of them and see if they would

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00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: still hold up today. Right. Number one, be nice to

501
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: ugly men because handsome agree. Agree. I'm good with that,

502
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: because handsome is as handsome does. I don't know what

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00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: that in means. I think it means, like the good

504
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: looking guys, they're gonna be bad too, So get with

505
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: the ugly guys. If you want to be happy for

506
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, yo, make an ugly woman

507
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: your wife. Yeah. Never make know whatever it is, same thing,

508
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: all right, go to all of your high school reunions

509
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: because there could be widowers there that's dark. I guess

510
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: it's the fifties, nineteen fifty dang, all right, all drop

511
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: a handkerchief, it still works. Stand in the corner and

512
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: cry softly because they'll come over and ask what's wrong.

513
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: I do that sometimes, just for my wife to come over.

514
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: And then the last tip to women looking to catch

515
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: a husband, wear a band aid so he can ask

516
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: what's wrong. Wow, these are real tips from a magazine.

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00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: If you just turn on the show us from the fifties,

518
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: not not this week? All right? What else? So you've

519
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: may have seen John Party's wife Summer post how she

520
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: told John that she was pregnant, and what happened was

521
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: they got a new boat and they took it out

522
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, I think there's a scratch on

523
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: the back of the boat, and so he goes back

524
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: there to look and she had taped this sign that

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00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: said baby on board with the positive pregnancy test. But

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00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: the funny part that stood out to me was John

527
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: thought that he didn't get it, and he thought that

528
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: she was referring to the boat being his new baby

529
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: and Summer, you tell me the baby on here? Tell

530
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: me where where's the baby? So was super cute. Good

531
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: for them, Yeah, we're happy for them. I Amy, that's

532
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time

533
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: for the good news. Disabled veteran John Frank was featured

534
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: on local Dinver news after a landscaper took about five

535
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: thousand dollars from him to redo his yard and then

536
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 1: didn't ever show up to do the yard, just disappeared.

537
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: So the news day and said, hey, any landscapers out

538
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: there who want to help and just donate. Well. Hector

539
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: aldret Day, owner of Neighborhood Lawncare, saw the story on

540
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: the news. He was like, yeah, I can do this,

541
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: I can help. So he told his employees and they volunteered.

542
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: He didn't make him do it either. They removed tree

543
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: stumps level to ground, installed landscape fabric, laid fifty tons

544
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: of rock. I mean they full did your sisters show

545
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: in this guy's property, like rebuilt the whole thing for him.

546
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: In the end, Hector and his crew did about seventeen

547
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of work completely free of charge. And

548
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: they were talking to the guy in the news again

549
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: John who was scammed. He was so emotional. I would

550
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Speaker 1: be too, and so a big shout out to Hector

551
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: and maybe be nice if they did like cold go

552
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: fund me for Hector's time as well, at least some

553
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: of it, because he did that straight up, only going

554
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: I want to help this guy. His name is Hector

555
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: Aldarey Day, owner of Neighborhood lawn Care. So our listeners

556
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: in Denver or that Colorado area used a guy, if

557
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: he's around, use him, give him some sport there. But

558
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: that's an awesome story. I wanted to share it because

559
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: that is what it's all about. That was telling me

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Speaker 1: something good