WEBVTT - Tailgaters - 9.2.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Shirley, you already know football is about to start.

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<v Speaker 2>Football has started for high school. Football is about to

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<v Speaker 2>start for college. And next week, football starts for the pros.

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<v Speaker 2>So this right here is tailgaters. This goes out to

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<v Speaker 2>all the tailgaters out there getting ready for some football. Yes. Yes, yes. Tailgaters,

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<v Speaker 2>this is for you. CatDog give you wood.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Man, I speak to T-Rock. Speaking. Who's this? Is

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<v Speaker 3>this T-Rock?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, let me ask you something. All last year,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all was tailgating here in the parking lot at the apartments.

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<v Speaker 3>Are y'all doing that again this year? Yeah, always.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, listen, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I just moved here about a year ago. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you something. All that noise and s * * *

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<v Speaker 3>y'all be making down there, man. Y'all need to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the game. Y'all need to get y'all some money.

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<v Speaker 1>And buy some tickets and go to the game, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on. Hold on, man. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I don't know who the f * * *

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<v Speaker 1>you are. My thing is, hey, we do what we

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<v Speaker 1>do out here, man. We all get together. Brothers go

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<v Speaker 1>to work, man. At the end of the week, we

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<v Speaker 1>want to get together and throw a little barbecue, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do. Don't be calling me that s * * *.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all making too much noise. Who are you? I live

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<v Speaker 3>here in apartments too, man. Y'all making too much noise.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what, I tell you, we should want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk all that noise about what we doing out here, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, bring your bucking down here and say

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<v Speaker 1>it to my face. Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, don't worry about who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second, man. First, man, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have a good day, and I'm going to hear some

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<v Speaker 1>s * * *.

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<v Speaker 3>Like this here. Come on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be, man?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm T-Rock. I come down here. We do what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We all get together. We try to have a good

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<v Speaker 1>time with it. And you want to come with this?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to try to mess my day up? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you must be a gun with that. Duke, come on, man. No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you done f * * * ed me off.

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<v Speaker 3>All that noise, man, disturbing people while they're in their park. No, man,

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<v Speaker 3>but I tell you, look here, I'm putting it down

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<v Speaker 3>like this.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the week, man, bros get together,

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<v Speaker 1>put our money together, man, and we get together and

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<v Speaker 1>we try to have a good time. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to come down and join us, man, you more than welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you, you more than welcome, bros.

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<v Speaker 1>Come down and grab a plate, man. But, man, please

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<v Speaker 1>don't try to mess my day up, though, Doc. Please don't, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Please. Hey, man, I'm trying to y'all messing my day

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<v Speaker 3>up with all that s * * *. Come on, man, look.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what we do. You want to join, you

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<v Speaker 1>can join. If you ain't going to join, shut the

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<v Speaker 1>hell up. Hey, man. Do what you're going to do,

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<v Speaker 1>but let us do what we do. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>we do on the weekend. This is how we leave

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<v Speaker 1>our stress. Brothers try to do something, get together, and

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time. And you want to try to

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<v Speaker 1>mess that up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, man, all I'm saying is, man, if y'all tailgating,

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<v Speaker 3>won't y'all carry y'all down to the stadium, man, and

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<v Speaker 3>watch play?

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<v Speaker 1>We can't go down there, man. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go down there. We want to get together. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This is what we do, man. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what we do. Ain't nobody ever complained now one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one time. You're the first person to ever complain.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been doing this for three years. That's the first

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<v Speaker 1>time we ever had a complaint. You don't drive your

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<v Speaker 1>mother down.

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<v Speaker 3>Why y'all don't buy y'all some tickets to the game, man?

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<v Speaker 1>For what?

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<v Speaker 3>Watch out. Go to the game. Why the game not

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<v Speaker 3>to be in my parking lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you like this, man. We can't afford

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<v Speaker 1>a ticket, man. So we do. We should get together.

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<v Speaker 1>We do what we can. We put our money together.

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<v Speaker 1>We get together. And that's what we do. Again, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said earlier, man, you more than welcome to come down.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to bring this old monkey out?

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<v Speaker 3>Down here?

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, man. Go on with that, doc. Go on

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<v Speaker 1>with that, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you this right here, man. If y'all

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<v Speaker 3>fire up that pit on Sunday, I'm coming down there

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<v Speaker 3>and turning that s * * t over.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to turn what over?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm turning y'all fire that pit up, and I promise you,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to turn that barbecue pit over.

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<v Speaker 1>And I promise you'll be standing at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the church. You will be standing at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the church. Soon as I meet Victor Flo... You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to hit the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to hit the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't fire that pit on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>Do not fire that pit.

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<v Speaker 1>Matter of fact, I'm looking for the pit now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking for it now. It's going to be out there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I was out there and told you that you're disturbing people,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're disturbing me more than anything. You know, and

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<v Speaker 3>y'all did it all last year. Y'all tailgated right here

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<v Speaker 3>in the apartments, man. That's crazy. You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I would apologize to you, but let me say

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<v Speaker 1>it like this here, man. You don't f * * *

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<v Speaker 1>me up. I don't tell you. You come down and

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<v Speaker 1>get a plate. You come down and join us. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just getting together, trying to make it a family

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<v Speaker 1>down here. You see what you want to bring to me? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't f * * * me up. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the other level now. I'm on that other level. Believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on the other level midway through the season

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<v Speaker 3>last year with all that noise, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Man, look, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>My meat hit the floor. Somebody come by and disturb

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<v Speaker 1>us when we do what we do. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>go down. I'm going to tell you like that. We

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<v Speaker 1>ain't trying to have no problem. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get down like that. We just want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. That's all we do. We've been doing this

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<v Speaker 1>for three years. We got the kids out here playing.

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<v Speaker 1>We got the big screen out here. Everybody walks the game.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I extended some love out to you to

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<v Speaker 1>come out and have a play with us. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about coming and knocking my meat over

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<v Speaker 1>as hard as I work? I promise you, if that

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<v Speaker 1>mountain didn't touch the ground, you're going to touch the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't go there with that, man. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, look at him, man. I'm telling you right now, dawg.

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<v Speaker 3>Soon as I smell that barbecue pit, soon as I

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<v Speaker 3>smell them charcoal, I promise you I'm turning this shit up.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all ain't doing this shit, man. Y'all ain't doing this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you, man?

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Where you live, dawg? Where you live? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>present yourself to me, man? Why don't you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, man? You can meet me at the

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<v Speaker 3>lease and all. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the lease. I'm going to start walking right

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<v Speaker 1>now to the lease and all right now so I

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<v Speaker 1>can see who the hell I'm talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>You niggas, you niggas, you niggas.

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<v Speaker 1>This is * * * *, man. This is * * * *.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, you need to see who's going to turn

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<v Speaker 3>this pit over. Y'all ain't doing it this year, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see that. I want to see that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Because as soon as you touch my pit, before that

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<v Speaker 1>meat hits the floor, you're going to hit the floor

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<v Speaker 1>quicker than the meat will. I'm trying to have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. You know, black people trying to get together, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's going to be drinking beer. Nobody's saying nothing. But

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, Kenny, your monkey is going to

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<v Speaker 1>come out this door. Okay, I'll tell you what. Bring

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<v Speaker 1>me up to the leasing office, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I promise you. I'm sitting ahead. You need to bring

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<v Speaker 3>somebody with you. That's what you need to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think I'm going to bring with me. I

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<v Speaker 1>got two people to bring with me. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be me, myself, and I. And I'll bet you this here.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't put no meat on that grill come Sunday. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't put no meat on that grill.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're really going to f * * * me up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to meet me at the leasing office.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to beat your a * *.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay. But do you know who you playing with? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>And I promise you when I find you, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to know who you playing with.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tell me who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you? I am Nephew Tommy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 3>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy, Bobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm going to get this. Oh, man. Hey, T-Rod,

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<v Speaker 1>your boy Bobby, y'all still getting together, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, man. Nephew, nephew, man. I'm sorry, man. You was

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<v Speaker 3>fired up, dog.

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<v Speaker 1>You all right? I'm sorry. It's hot out here anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't care. We can take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear you, man. Oh, man. That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody pitch in, and we all get.

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<v Speaker 3>Together, man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a family thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, man. You're good, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You're good. Let me ask you this. What's the baddest

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<v Speaker 3>radio show in the land, man?

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<v Speaker 1>The Steve Harvey Morning Show, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>There it is. Tailgaters, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, listen, my son got mad at me because I

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<v Speaker 2>said I wanted to tailgate at his football game. And

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<v Speaker 2>he go to the, you know, he go to the

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<v Speaker 2>Christian school. He said, you cannot do that. You cannot

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<v Speaker 2>come out here and tailgate.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to be embarrassing me like that. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you drinking and profanity at the Christian game.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm just going to do wine.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wine and hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all.

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<v Speaker 2>For the boy. All right. Rolling up Virginia. The Nephew

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<v Speaker 2>is coming to town. Y'all already know September the 26th.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets are moving. I appreciate it. Y'all know I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid is on the way. I'm taping it. I'm rolling

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<v Speaker 2>the footage. Let's get it. Let's get it. Dressed to impress.

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<v Speaker 2>Be ye ready. September 26th, Saturday night. Burglund Performing Arts Theater.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are on sale

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<v Speaker 2>right now. You hear what I said? I said right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your tickets because ignorance is on the way to Virginia. Yes, Lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all don't know what it's like to just move stupid

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<v Speaker 2>around the country. Y'all don't know what it's like to move.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Matter of fact, that's all you. Y'all call 877-29-STEVE and

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<v Speaker 2>tell Roanoke what you saw. That's all I want right there. 877-29-STEVE.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.