WEBVTT - Absolute Power 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.280 Newton Group Transfer. They are here to help you if 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:08.960 you're stuck in a timeshare. These stories from people who 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.840 have these time shares and can't get out of them. 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.480 They're shocking. These time share companies, not all of them, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.919 but so many. They get their hooks into you and 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:20.639 you can't give them up. You can't give them up 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.160 or they'll they'll do things like they charge you thousands 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:27.080 of dollars. One girl she got past her time share 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:30.400 when her mother passed away. She gets passed the timeshar, 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.920 doesn't want the time shar, doesn't use the time share. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.040 They tell her she can get out of it for 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.720 four thousand dollars. 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Some 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:51.560 lady secretly has a lot of cash her husband doesn't 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:56.800 know about why I don't want to write a book. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:05.160 We have unicorns fighting dragons. It is. It's an insane 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:08.280 ask doctor Jesse Friday. Don't raise your hands at me, Chris. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.600 I didn't come up with the questions. This is up 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.720 to the people. This is up to the people. It's 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:20.160 my job as the showgun to lead people through what 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:25.120 has been a long week. It's just dragon on sometimes. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.799 Now this is see this is what happens during when 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:34.240 you get a Democrat elected, especially now with these crazy Democrats. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.240 It's not like the Bill Clinton years where you gonna 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.120 have it a bunch of stuff you disagree with them on, 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.200 but there's gonna be some things that aren't that bad 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:46.440 in a minor disagreement. Now, because they're all communists, everything sucks. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:51.160 All the political news is terrible, and so I'm combing 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.280 through it with you. I see your emails, I hear you. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.400 I'm going through it with you, and every day it's 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:00.720 just something awful it makes ask doctor Jess Friday that 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.880 much more important. We just we're not carrying a heavy 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.680 load today. I'll be honest for the first time ever 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:14.360 on the show. My history story, while interesting, is completely light. 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.639 There's not even any death. It's just going to be 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:23.560 kind of a wild goofball story from history. And then 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:27.040 we're gonna get to your eighteen trillion questions and you 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.040 can still call it live during the show if you want. 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.000 By the way, eight seven seven three seven seven four 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:36.360 three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:41.880 Let's rewind and get to the history because this is 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:47.200 I don't know. The story is so insane. I thought 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.840 when I first heard about it that it wasn't real. Chris, 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:56.720 do you know what an emu is? Yeah? An emu 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:04.560 is a hideous looking flightless bird. It is six feet tall, 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.840 over one hundred pounds. If you're if you're not driving, 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:10.960 this is the portion where I tell you to look 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.240 it up so you can picture it. But if you can't, 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:17.520 or if you're driving doing something, just no long but long, 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.680 skinny but powerful legs, certainly some feet. You wouldn't want 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:27.880 to be underneath a big fluffball body. Remember this is 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:32.760 a flightless bird, but a big body, a face that 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:38.080 is absolutely horrific. You would you do an image search 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.960 of the EMU and you get the face on one. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.520 You know, you're looking at eye to eye. That should 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.919 be in a horror movie. It's looking into my soul. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.159 I'm lucky. I didn't have nightmares last night. But I 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:54.120 don't really have nightmares. Christy have nightmares. I don't have 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.000 many of them. You know, one of the weird ones 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:57.520 I get all the you know what, I'm not gonna 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.800 do that right now. I'm gonna finish my EMU story 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.480 before I get to my nightmare. I have this weird 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.560 one that I get now and then. But all right, 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:11.640 it's huge. It's also Australia's national bird, so it's like, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.240 I mean, it's it's there. I'm not Australian, so I 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.320 don't know if it's as important to them, but it's 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.520 their bald eagle. It's there that. Now let's rewind a 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:28.039 bit back to World War One. World War One was 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:35.200 obviously wretched, wretched, and remember this because it comes into play, 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.120 I mean kind of in our story here. I'm not 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.159 going to go into any death today, Like I said, 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:44.359 but guys were heading off to World War One, and 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.279 the Australians, to their credit in World War One and 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:51.599 World War Two, fight like lions. Australians are beasts. I 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:55.680 know several people today in the Special Operations community who 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:59.520 will tell you the Australian SAS, which is obviously modeled 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.280 off the British says like their navy seals are some 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:08.040 of the baddest dudes on the planet. They are bad dudes. Yes, 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:09.960 that's right, Chris. We're gonna get to that in a moment. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.080 Everything over there is trying to kill you. But they 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.080 they went off and acquitted themselves very well in World 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:19.680 War One. But remember World War One was horrific for 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.480 a laundry list of reasons, but one of the main 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.760 ones was you're going off to war as a young 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:31.880 man with an idea of combat that is cavalry charges 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:35.320 with swords and things like that. That was glory for 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:39.279 the Queen something like that, and you're just finding out 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:45.039 wars not like that anymore. It's bombs and gas, in misery, 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:50.240 in rats and trench foot It just it's terrible. Guys 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:56.800 came back from World War One wrecked and understandably like 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:03.320 most countries. Australia values it's veterans, appreciates its veterans. You 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.159 see it all the time in America. That's not unique 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.480 to America. People appreciate the ones who went and fought 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.520 for them, and they had to figure out something to 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.960 do with the veterans when they came back home. Because 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:19.360 these guys come back home. And as somebody who has 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.600 on a very very very low level, we're not talking 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.280 World War One, I can't function in society anymore. But 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.600 as someone who has dealt with getting out and not 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:33.080 really fitting in society anymore, at least temporarily, I know 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.280 what it's like, at least a little bit. But these 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.040 World War two guys were on a different level. You 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.920 get back, you know what I've told you this story before. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.960 He's just a brief little one about me. I got 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.600 back and got I got back from my rack out 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.640 of the Marine Corps pretty much right away, start working, 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:57.360 just doing construction, going to community college, and I would 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.320 sit in the back with my hat pulled way down though, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.320 just baseball cap pulled down though, so no one would 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.360 talk to me. And it's Arizona, so there's even dimes 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.360 all over the class and I'm a single dude. At 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.760 the time, I didn't even want to talk to girls. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.160 I just really wanted to be left alone. And I 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.240 would find myself. I know this is a little frank, 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:18.119 but look, it's me. I would find myself daydreaming about 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.240 one of two things. Often, somebody, one of the dudes 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.080 in the class would do something that I would find 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.040 vaguely annoying, and I would think about dragging him outside 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.760 and beating the absolute living crap out of him. And 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.360 I would have these recurring daydreams that the government would 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.760 hire me to go around the country and kill pedophiles. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.679 That is not a healthy place to be. That is 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:40.679 not a good place to be. Thankfully I came out 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.800 of it. But that's a small idea of what you 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.880 go through. Now, take a World War One veteran who 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.200 went through way worse stuff than I ever went through. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.720 These guys come back and they don't fit. They don't 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.160 fit oftentimes with their own families, which is heartbreaking. But 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.960 you come back home to whatever your job was, and 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:02.040 I mean, your parents don't recognize your buddies, don't recognize you. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:05.520 Your high school sweetheart she thinks you're a monster now 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.840 and that only makes you isolate more. They've got to 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.760 figure out how to take care of these guys. And 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:18.160 we need to pause for a moment and describe Australia 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.000 as best as I can describe describe it without ever 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:27.600 having been there. Australia is one gigantic. It is huge. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.079 You look at it as an island in a big island, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.600 but it is like the size of the continental United 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:40.480 States of America. It's enormous. The coasts on both sides 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:45.000 are pretty, they're they're nice. They're very nice. You've got 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:48.120 trees and everything else, you know, and whatnot. They're very nice. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:52.960 And that's where almost everyone in the country lives. The 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:59.360 middle of it not so much barren wasteland of deserts 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:05.040 and desert mountains, and it's horrible and I'm in horrible. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:10.520 That's the bush. That's the Australian outback. The veterans come 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:15.920 back and they are given some land. Yeah, the government 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.720 wants to help these veterans out. These guys need a 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.880 place back in society. And the government says, hey, we'll 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:26.719 cut you deal. You get back from the war, We'll 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:31.160 start finding plots of ground to give you. And you know, 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.240 you get something out of it, and we get something 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.800 out of it. What's that something they're gonna get out 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.320 of it? Well, I'll tell you in a moment. Hang 0:10:55.240 --> 0:11:01.120 is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:07.320 That Jesse Kelly Shaw. I have a nice little tradition 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:11.040 now in my house. Here's what it is. Go home 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:14.600 from work, see the wife, see the kids, mess around 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.720 and get ready for my show the next day, sit 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:20.000 down for dinner. And now my kids make fun of 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:25.079 me for this. I have two Superbeats heart shoes sitting 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.960 right next to my glass. I usually have a glass 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.199 of water with dinner finish up, and that's my dessert 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:36.600 every single night. They taste delicious, they're all natural. They're 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:41.080 outstanding for my heart and my blood pressure. It is 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:45.240 the ultimate replacement for your evening dessert. They do not 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:50.320 taste like Beats, and I'm trying not to lecture you. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.920 It's such an easy step to take care of your heart. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.559 It's insane if you don't do it. Go to get 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:02.800 Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get Superbeats dot com 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:17.080 slash Jesse by two bags, get the third for free. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:25.200 Some lady has more money than her husband knows about. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:29.240 Apparently a lot, and they've been married a long time. 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:33.720 We're going to address that and then ask doctor Jesse Friday. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.840 There's an ancient battle we have to put together. Someone 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:44.040 wants to know why British accents sounds so hot. I'll 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.120 try not to burst your bubble on the accents. But 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.880 we'll discuss that here in a few At first, let's 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:54.560 get let's get past as quickly as possible. The EMU 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:59.960 War veterans World War One veterans coming back to Australia. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:04.199 Australian government saying, hey, we're gonna help you out. We're 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.560 gonna give you some land by the way eight seven 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:11.199 seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.760 Jesse Kelly show dot com. But the government wanted something 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:19.080 out of the land. Remember, wars are taxing on nations too, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:24.600 taxing economically, taxing on resources. It's just very tough. The 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:29.840 government needed more food. The government wanted these veterans to 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.040 come back home and grow wheat. They wanted them to 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:38.240 come back home and grow weeds so badly they offered 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.720 to pay them an extremely generous amount of money, frankly 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.600 more than market value for whatever wheat they produced. So, yeah, 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.920 they were trying to do the right thing. Come here, 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:53.120 here's some land. Go ahead, learn how to farm, become 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.880 a farmer. Get me some wheat. Will pay you more 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.120 than you deserve for that week. That's what they told them, 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:00.840 and they gave them a that amount. I'm not going 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:02.520 to go into the amounts because then you're dealing with 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.160 foreign currencies and everybody's eyes glaze over and no one 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.800 knows what you're talking about. I don't know if they 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.599 were shekels or not, Chris, but we're not going in 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:17.720 it what anyway. The good land, though, goes very early, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.280 and the war doesn't end in a month. You remember, 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:25.200 they start handing out land nineteen fourteen, nineteen fifteen. Veterans 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.640 start coming back home, some of them wounded, some of 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.880 them just finished with their combat tour. They're getting this 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:35.160 land and it's going well, but you still have veterans 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:40.680 coming home in nineteen sixteen, in nineteen seventeen, and the 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:44.280 good land is gone, and now you're starting to stick. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.920 Some of these veterans coming back and some of the 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.200 crappy land nobody even wants to live on. Look today, 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.720 nobody wants to live on most of this stuff. It's 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.760 that bad there. I mean, there are some severely, severely 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.920 remote parts of Australia. And let's pause there for just 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:06.240 a second. Australia is obviously, I'm guessing, thankfully I've never 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.600 been there, and Lord Willing will not ever go. I'm 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:12.520 guessing it's what hell looks like. Now. I understand. It's 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:17.280 a beautiful and honestly, the people are great, but the 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.520 animals on top of the environment, the environment itself can 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.240 murder you. There. It is a horrible, dangerous desert. The animals. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.480 If you look up, look up? You know what, Chris, 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.000 do this while I'm talking, while I'm discussing everything else. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.840 Look up the ten deadliest snakes in the world the 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.320 last time I looked. And you always get different versions 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.520 of what is deadliest. It's like eight or nine of 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:43.960 the ten are in Australia. You have the dingos in Australia. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:48.400 You have saltwater crocodiles in Australia, the largest reptile in 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:54.640 the world by a large margin. You have bullet ants. 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:58.800 Do you know why they call them bullet ants because 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.200 it feels like you've been shot if you get stung 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:06.400 by one they have. And I will caution you if 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.320 you're planning on sleeping within the next month, don't look 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.320 up a picture or a YouTube video of this thing 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:21.240 in operation, the Sydney Funnel web spider. Oh my goodness, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.720 it is this gigantic. I have huge hands because I'm 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:29.160 six eight. They're bigger than my hand. They have fangs 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.320 that are the size of my fingers, and you should 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.360 see how big my fingers are. They just they look 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:38.800 it looks like something prehistoric. And they're under the ground 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.680 with just what it sounds like, this web that they 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:45.200 create in a ditch. And that's just horrible. And that's 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.400 just a couple of the things on land. We haven't 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.440 even gotten to the water. And you know what, when 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.240 we get to the water, imagine this. Imagine a water 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:58.680 environment so horrific that a great white shark barely cracks 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:01.120 the top ten on things. You're scared of there. And 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:04.760 they have huge great white sharks, they have bull sharks. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:06.960 They attack more people than anything else in the world. 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:12.280 They have the deadliest thing there. It's called the box jellyfish. Jellyfish. Also, 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:16.120 notice the sea wasp. You will die within two minutes 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.760 of brushing up against it. And oh, by the way, 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.600 you can hardly see it at all. Yeah, it's yeah, 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.840 schrits is holding up. It's like microscopic. They're tiny and 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.959 they can get huge. By the way of it, they're tiny. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:32.440 They have a deadly octopus, a blue ring octopus, which 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.639 are gorgeous if you see them. They're really cool looking. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:39.840 They have a deadly like snail. They have and this 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:44.600 might be the one that scares me the most. They 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:50.440 have something called the stone fish there. The stonefish is something. Oh, 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.040 of course it's It nestles its way into the sand, 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.560 so you, of course can't see it if you step 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:01.320 on one, and people do. Here's two things that happen 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:06.239 often for people who step on stonefish. The pain is 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.720 so bad. It's not that it's the poison. Obviously the 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:13.040 poison causes the pain. But the pain is so bad 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:17.400 your body can't function anymore and you will go into 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.920 shock and die again. I can't stress this enough. Not 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.000 the poison killing you. The pain is so bad it 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:28.000 kills you. Dying from pain. They have people. This is 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.840 another thing that happens who step on stonefish. This is 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:33.760 the norm. This is a normal thing. When people step 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:38.359 on them. They beg the paramedics please amputate my foot, 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:42.159 cut it off. Have you ever had something hurt so 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:47.320 bad to just removed the limb? That's Australia. And remember 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:51.640 this was a penal colony for Britain for so long. 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:54.880 Britain landed there like the first people who ever landed. 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:56.879 They're landed on the western part, which is you know, 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:59.440 really really bad, and that's where our story takes place, 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.520 and they thought, oh gosh, never mind, we're out of here. 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.159 It wasn't. It wasn't until people started landing in the east, 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:09.000 which is nicer, that they realized this place, that's a 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:13.879 nice stuff. Back to our story. You're giving the veterans 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:19.040 crappy parts of Australia now toward its desert, and they're 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.719 struggling trying to get wheat to grow. The environment's brutal. 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.000 The frost, they'll get random bits of frost and wipe 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:30.720 out whole crops. They have a rabbit problem, and I'm 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.720 not talking about your rabbit problem where you have two 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.199 or three who are digging holes in your yard and 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.600 you're shooting them with pelicans. Not that I've ever done 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:42.440 that kind of thing. A thousand times, I mean, rabbit hordes, 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:48.439 infestations that are destroying entire crops. It's really bad. On 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:54.280 top of that, we get to nineteen twenty nine. Now, 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.800 what happens in the world. About nineteen twenty nine a 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.879 little something maybe you've heard of before. It's called the 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:04.960 Great Depression. That was not a uniquely American thing, that 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:13.400 was worldwide. It crushed Europe, it crushed Australia. So the government, 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:19.919 on top of having to give these guys some bad land, 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.600 the government can't give these guys the amount of money 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:28.600 they had originally promised them for the wheat. And when 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:31.680 I say they can't give them the same amount, just no, 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:33.680 because again I'm not going to break down the currencies 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:37.960 for you. They're giving them pennies on the dollar versus 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:42.359 what they were promised pennies on the dollar. Think if 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:44.879 I promised you for a promised you a dollar a 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:48.359 unit and then gave you five cents a unit, that's 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:51.120 the equivalent to what they had. So we have these veterans. 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.000 Now everyone has a heart for them. They're wiped out. 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:58.280 And then, as if life couldn't get more difficult over 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:02.760 a fifteen years span, if you're a veteran veteran come home. 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:07.639 Crappy part of Australia crop won't come in frost rabbits. 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:13.560 Life's hard. You get invaded. The wheat you can grow 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:19.240 gets invaded by EMUs. Not one or two of them, 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:25.040 twenty thousand of them come in twenty thousand. I will 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:28.960 wrap up the story and begin with your questions when 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:48.600 we get back a secret retirement account. Jowser Hi. 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I Chris, 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:25.200 I want you, Chris, I want you to play it again. 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.080 And before you do that, I want you to understand 0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:29.000 you have to make sure you put this on the 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:32.679 show Twitter at Jesse Kelly's show. You can find me 0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:37.240 on social media at Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:41.680 I'm on locals. But I want you, if you find 0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:45.240 time to go watch the video of this too. That 0:23:45.400 --> 0:23:50.480 is Nancy Pelosi talking about Joe Biden. The video somehow 0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:53.400 makes it worse. You're like, what's she talking about? Don't 0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.720 ask me, don't ask me, Chris, play this again. In 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:01.000 order to open these doors, we do not say open sesame. 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:07.080 We say open Biden. That's our magic word. And she's 0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:09.879 doing like this, ah, like that look on her face. 0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:14.439 It's the two people leading this country are nine thousand 0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:17.040 years old and none in control of their mental faculties, 0:24:17.080 --> 0:24:20.240 and we're in a great deal of trouble. All right, 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.040 Sending that aside, all right, back to the EMU war. 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:29.240 These veterans are struggling. The EMUs are swarming, now twenty 0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:34.080 thousand of them. Then EMUs are foragers. They just they're 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:37.959 gonna eat whatever they find. Period, big wheatfield. You might 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.040 as well put out a buffet in front of me. 0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:46.520 The veterans start doing what veterans do. They grab their 0:24:46.520 --> 0:24:50.960 weapons and they start shooting them. But remember I said 0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:57.080 there are twenty thousand EMUs, twenty thousand of them. The 0:24:57.280 --> 0:25:00.560 veterans start running out of AMMO. Some of them don't 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:05.560 even have weapons. A bounty finally gets offered. Somebody, please 0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.760 kill these things. They're wiping us out. That can't do it. 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:13.359 The veterans appeal to the government and say, hey, do 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:17.359 something to help, and in one of the most bizarre 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:21.800 choices I've ever heard in my life, the Australian government 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:27.160 chooses to get the military involved. We're not talking about 0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:33.240 adding fencing, maybe getting some wildlife management Australia is well 0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:38.320 versed in wildlife management. As we already described, it's a hellscape. Instead, 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:42.040 they send an army unit at units, probably putting it strong. 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:47.960 They send three guys, two heavy machine guns with ten 0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:52.720 thousand rounds. They also send a movie company with the 0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:57.920 three guys to document the whole thing, which is so bizarre, 0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:05.439 so beyond bizarre. And when I say bizarre, this is 0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:09.040 what I mean. It's weird that you would, when you 0:26:09.080 --> 0:26:11.480 think about today's sensibilities, that you would go out to 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:14.600 hunt down and machine gun down a bunch of birds 0:26:14.880 --> 0:26:18.320 and film it to broadcast it to the company to 0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.600 the country. Think how much people would freak. But people 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.920 wanted to know the Australian government was capable of protecting 0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:28.840 its citizens and during the Great Depression something real we 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:30.280 can take from the show. Before I get to the 0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:33.280 asked doctor Jesse questions. During the Great Depression, remember this 0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:40.879 secession movements were gaining steam around the world, including in Australia, 0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:45.480 because when economies tanked to that level, people start to 0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:48.000 look to their government and say, well, what good are you? 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.360 The Australian government was actually in some trouble with its 0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:56.240 own citizens who were all fix this now, that kind 0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:59.399 of thing. So they thought making a film out of 0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:02.680 this whole thing would brighten the mood a little bit, 0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:06.040 and look, well, look what we will do. Our veterans 0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:08.159 were in charge, and we set in the army to 0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:11.800