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Speaker 1: There's not even any death. It's just going to be
Speaker 1: kind of a wild goofball story from history. And then
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Speaker 1: Let's rewind and get to the history because this is
Speaker 1: I don't know. The story is so insane. I thought
Speaker 1: when I first heard about it that it wasn't real. Chris,
Speaker 1: do you know what an emu is? Yeah? An emu
Speaker 1: is a hideous looking flightless bird. It is six feet tall,
Speaker 1: over one hundred pounds. If you're if you're not driving,
Speaker 1: this is the portion where I tell you to look
Speaker 1: it up so you can picture it. But if you can't,
Speaker 1: or if you're driving doing something, just no long but long,
Speaker 1: skinny but powerful legs, certainly some feet. You wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to be underneath a big fluffball body. Remember this is
Speaker 1: a flightless bird, but a big body, a face that
Speaker 1: is absolutely horrific. You would you do an image search
Speaker 1: of the EMU and you get the face on one.
Speaker 1: You know, you're looking at eye to eye. That should
Speaker 1: be in a horror movie. It's looking into my soul.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky. I didn't have nightmares last night. But I
Speaker 1: don't really have nightmares. Christy have nightmares. I don't have
Speaker 1: many of them. You know, one of the weird ones
Speaker 1: I get all the you know what, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do that right now. I'm gonna finish my EMU story
Speaker 1: before I get to my nightmare. I have this weird
Speaker 1: one that I get now and then. But all right,
Speaker 1: it's huge. It's also Australia's national bird, so it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's there. I'm not Australian, so I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's as important to them, but it's
Speaker 1: their bald eagle. It's there that. Now let's rewind a
Speaker 1: bit back to World War One. World War One was
Speaker 1: obviously wretched, wretched, and remember this because it comes into play,
Speaker 1: I mean kind of in our story here. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go into any death today, Like I said,
Speaker 1: but guys were heading off to World War One, and
Speaker 1: the Australians, to their credit in World War One and
Speaker 1: World War Two, fight like lions. Australians are beasts. I
Speaker 1: know several people today in the Special Operations community who
Speaker 1: will tell you the Australian SAS, which is obviously modeled
Speaker 1: off the British says like their navy seals are some
Speaker 1: of the baddest dudes on the planet. They are bad dudes. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, Chris. We're gonna get to that in a moment.
Speaker 1: Everything over there is trying to kill you. But they
Speaker 1: they went off and acquitted themselves very well in World
Speaker 1: War One. But remember World War One was horrific for
Speaker 1: a laundry list of reasons, but one of the main
Speaker 1: ones was you're going off to war as a young
Speaker 1: man with an idea of combat that is cavalry charges
Speaker 1: with swords and things like that. That was glory for
Speaker 1: the Queen something like that, and you're just finding out
Speaker 1: wars not like that anymore. It's bombs and gas, in misery,
Speaker 1: in rats and trench foot It just it's terrible. Guys
Speaker 1: came back from World War One wrecked and understandably like
Speaker 1: most countries. Australia values it's veterans, appreciates its veterans. You
Speaker 1: see it all the time in America. That's not unique
Speaker 1: to America. People appreciate the ones who went and fought
Speaker 1: for them, and they had to figure out something to
Speaker 1: do with the veterans when they came back home. Because
Speaker 1: these guys come back home. And as somebody who has
Speaker 1: on a very very very low level, we're not talking
Speaker 1: World War One, I can't function in society anymore. But
Speaker 1: as someone who has dealt with getting out and not
Speaker 1: really fitting in society anymore, at least temporarily, I know
Speaker 1: what it's like, at least a little bit. But these
Speaker 1: World War two guys were on a different level. You
Speaker 1: get back, you know what I've told you this story before.
Speaker 1: He's just a brief little one about me. I got
Speaker 1: back and got I got back from my rack out
Speaker 1: of the Marine Corps pretty much right away, start working,
Speaker 1: just doing construction, going to community college, and I would
Speaker 1: sit in the back with my hat pulled way down though,
Speaker 1: just baseball cap pulled down though, so no one would
Speaker 1: talk to me. And it's Arizona, so there's even dimes
Speaker 1: all over the class and I'm a single dude. At
Speaker 1: the time, I didn't even want to talk to girls.
Speaker 1: I just really wanted to be left alone. And I
Speaker 1: would find myself. I know this is a little frank,
Speaker 1: but look, it's me. I would find myself daydreaming about
Speaker 1: one of two things. Often, somebody, one of the dudes
Speaker 1: in the class would do something that I would find
Speaker 1: vaguely annoying, and I would think about dragging him outside
Speaker 1: and beating the absolute living crap out of him. And
Speaker 1: I would have these recurring daydreams that the government would
Speaker 1: hire me to go around the country and kill pedophiles.
Speaker 1: That is not a healthy place to be. That is
Speaker 1: not a good place to be. Thankfully I came out
Speaker 1: of it. But that's a small idea of what you
Speaker 1: go through. Now, take a World War One veteran who
Speaker 1: went through way worse stuff than I ever went through.
Speaker 1: These guys come back and they don't fit. They don't
Speaker 1: fit oftentimes with their own families, which is heartbreaking. But
Speaker 1: you come back home to whatever your job was, and
Speaker 1: I mean, your parents don't recognize your buddies, don't recognize you.
Speaker 1: Your high school sweetheart she thinks you're a monster now
Speaker 1: and that only makes you isolate more. They've got to
Speaker 1: figure out how to take care of these guys. And
Speaker 1: we need to pause for a moment and describe Australia
Speaker 1: as best as I can describe describe it without ever
Speaker 1: having been there. Australia is one gigantic. It is huge.
Speaker 1: You look at it as an island in a big island,
Speaker 1: but it is like the size of the continental United
Speaker 1: States of America. It's enormous. The coasts on both sides
Speaker 1: are pretty, they're they're nice. They're very nice. You've got
Speaker 1: trees and everything else, you know, and whatnot. They're very nice.
Speaker 1: And that's where almost everyone in the country lives. The
Speaker 1: middle of it not so much barren wasteland of deserts
Speaker 1: and desert mountains, and it's horrible and I'm in horrible.
Speaker 1: That's the bush. That's the Australian outback. The veterans come
Speaker 1: back and they are given some land. Yeah, the government
Speaker 1: wants to help these veterans out. These guys need a
Speaker 1: place back in society. And the government says, hey, we'll
Speaker 1: cut you deal. You get back from the war, We'll
Speaker 1: start finding plots of ground to give you. And you know,
Speaker 1: you get something out of it, and we get something
Speaker 1: out of it. What's that something they're gonna get out
Speaker 1: of it? Well, I'll tell you in a moment. Hang
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Speaker 1: There's an ancient battle we have to put together. Someone
Speaker 1: wants to know why British accents sounds so hot. I'll
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Speaker 1: we'll discuss that here in a few At first, let's
Speaker 1: get let's get past as quickly as possible. The EMU
Speaker 1: War veterans World War One veterans coming back to Australia.
Speaker 1: Australian government saying, hey, we're gonna help you out. We're
Speaker 1: gonna give you some land by the way eight seven
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. But the government wanted something
Speaker 1: out of the land. Remember, wars are taxing on nations too,
Speaker 1: taxing economically, taxing on resources. It's just very tough. The
Speaker 1: government needed more food. The government wanted these veterans to
Speaker 1: come back home and grow wheat. They wanted them to
Speaker 1: come back home and grow weeds so badly they offered
Speaker 1: to pay them an extremely generous amount of money, frankly
Speaker 1: more than market value for whatever wheat they produced. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were trying to do the right thing. Come here,
Speaker 1: here's some land. Go ahead, learn how to farm, become
Speaker 1: a farmer. Get me some wheat. Will pay you more
Speaker 1: than you deserve for that week. That's what they told them,
Speaker 1: and they gave them a that amount. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go into the amounts because then you're dealing with
Speaker 1: foreign currencies and everybody's eyes glaze over and no one
Speaker 1: knows what you're talking about. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were shekels or not, Chris, but we're not going in
Speaker 1: it what anyway. The good land, though, goes very early,
Speaker 1: and the war doesn't end in a month. You remember,
Speaker 1: they start handing out land nineteen fourteen, nineteen fifteen. Veterans
Speaker 1: start coming back home, some of them wounded, some of
Speaker 1: them just finished with their combat tour. They're getting this
Speaker 1: land and it's going well, but you still have veterans
Speaker 1: coming home in nineteen sixteen, in nineteen seventeen, and the
Speaker 1: good land is gone, and now you're starting to stick.
Speaker 1: Some of these veterans coming back and some of the
Speaker 1: crappy land nobody even wants to live on. Look today,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to live on most of this stuff. It's
Speaker 1: that bad there. I mean, there are some severely, severely
Speaker 1: remote parts of Australia. And let's pause there for just
Speaker 1: a second. Australia is obviously, I'm guessing, thankfully I've never
Speaker 1: been there, and Lord Willing will not ever go. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing it's what hell looks like. Now. I understand. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful and honestly, the people are great, but the
Speaker 1: animals on top of the environment, the environment itself can
Speaker 1: murder you. There. It is a horrible, dangerous desert. The animals.
Speaker 1: If you look up, look up? You know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: do this while I'm talking, while I'm discussing everything else.
Speaker 1: Look up the ten deadliest snakes in the world the
Speaker 1: last time I looked. And you always get different versions
Speaker 1: of what is deadliest. It's like eight or nine of
Speaker 1: the ten are in Australia. You have the dingos in Australia.
Speaker 1: You have saltwater crocodiles in Australia, the largest reptile in
Speaker 1: the world by a large margin. You have bullet ants.
Speaker 1: Do you know why they call them bullet ants because
Speaker 1: it feels like you've been shot if you get stung
Speaker 1: by one they have. And I will caution you if
Speaker 1: you're planning on sleeping within the next month, don't look
Speaker 1: up a picture or a YouTube video of this thing
Speaker 1: in operation, the Sydney Funnel web spider. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: it is this gigantic. I have huge hands because I'm
Speaker 1: six eight. They're bigger than my hand. They have fangs
Speaker 1: that are the size of my fingers, and you should
Speaker 1: see how big my fingers are. They just they look
Speaker 1: it looks like something prehistoric. And they're under the ground
Speaker 1: with just what it sounds like, this web that they
Speaker 1: create in a ditch. And that's just horrible. And that's
Speaker 1: just a couple of the things on land. We haven't
Speaker 1: even gotten to the water. And you know what, when
Speaker 1: we get to the water, imagine this. Imagine a water
Speaker 1: environment so horrific that a great white shark barely cracks
Speaker 1: the top ten on things. You're scared of there. And
Speaker 1: they have huge great white sharks, they have bull sharks.
Speaker 1: They attack more people than anything else in the world.
Speaker 1: They have the deadliest thing there. It's called the box jellyfish. Jellyfish. Also,
Speaker 1: notice the sea wasp. You will die within two minutes
Speaker 1: of brushing up against it. And oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: you can hardly see it at all. Yeah, it's yeah,
Speaker 1: schrits is holding up. It's like microscopic. They're tiny and
Speaker 1: they can get huge. By the way of it, they're tiny.
Speaker 1: They have a deadly octopus, a blue ring octopus, which
Speaker 1: are gorgeous if you see them. They're really cool looking.
Speaker 1: They have a deadly like snail. They have and this
Speaker 1: might be the one that scares me the most. They
Speaker 1: have something called the stone fish there. The stonefish is something. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course it's It nestles its way into the sand,
Speaker 1: so you, of course can't see it if you step
Speaker 1: on one, and people do. Here's two things that happen
Speaker 1: often for people who step on stonefish. The pain is
Speaker 1: so bad. It's not that it's the poison. Obviously the
Speaker 1: poison causes the pain. But the pain is so bad
Speaker 1: your body can't function anymore and you will go into
Speaker 1: shock and die again. I can't stress this enough. Not
Speaker 1: the poison killing you. The pain is so bad it
Speaker 1: kills you. Dying from pain. They have people. This is
Speaker 1: another thing that happens who step on stonefish. This is
Speaker 1: the norm. This is a normal thing. When people step
Speaker 1: on them. They beg the paramedics please amputate my foot,
Speaker 1: cut it off. Have you ever had something hurt so
Speaker 1: bad to just removed the limb? That's Australia. And remember
Speaker 1: this was a penal colony for Britain for so long.
Speaker 1: Britain landed there like the first people who ever landed.
Speaker 1: They're landed on the western part, which is you know,
Speaker 1: really really bad, and that's where our story takes place,
Speaker 1: and they thought, oh gosh, never mind, we're out of here.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't until people started landing in the east,
Speaker 1: which is nicer, that they realized this place, that's a
Speaker 1: nice stuff. Back to our story. You're giving the veterans
Speaker 1: crappy parts of Australia now toward its desert, and they're
Speaker 1: struggling trying to get wheat to grow. The environment's brutal.
Speaker 1: The frost, they'll get random bits of frost and wipe
Speaker 1: out whole crops. They have a rabbit problem, and I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about your rabbit problem where you have two
Speaker 1: or three who are digging holes in your yard and
Speaker 1: you're shooting them with pelicans. Not that I've ever done
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. A thousand times, I mean, rabbit hordes,
Speaker 1: infestations that are destroying entire crops. It's really bad. On
Speaker 1: top of that, we get to nineteen twenty nine. Now,
Speaker 1: what happens in the world. About nineteen twenty nine a
Speaker 1: little something maybe you've heard of before. It's called the
Speaker 1: Great Depression. That was not a uniquely American thing, that
Speaker 1: was worldwide. It crushed Europe, it crushed Australia. So the government,
Speaker 1: on top of having to give these guys some bad land,
Speaker 1: the government can't give these guys the amount of money
Speaker 1: they had originally promised them for the wheat. And when
Speaker 1: I say they can't give them the same amount, just no,
Speaker 1: because again I'm not going to break down the currencies
Speaker 1: for you. They're giving them pennies on the dollar versus
Speaker 1: what they were promised pennies on the dollar. Think if
Speaker 1: I promised you for a promised you a dollar a
Speaker 1: unit and then gave you five cents a unit, that's
Speaker 1: the equivalent to what they had. So we have these veterans.
Speaker 1: Now everyone has a heart for them. They're wiped out.
Speaker 1: And then, as if life couldn't get more difficult over
Speaker 1: a fifteen years span, if you're a veteran veteran come home.
Speaker 1: Crappy part of Australia crop won't come in frost rabbits.
Speaker 1: Life's hard. You get invaded. The wheat you can grow
Speaker 1: gets invaded by EMUs. Not one or two of them,
Speaker 1: twenty thousand of them come in twenty thousand. I will
Speaker 1: wrap up the story and begin with your questions when
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Speaker 1: and we're in a great deal of trouble. All right,
Speaker 1: Sending that aside, all right, back to the EMU war.
Speaker 1: These veterans are struggling. The EMUs are swarming, now twenty
Speaker 1: thousand of them. Then EMUs are foragers. They just they're
Speaker 1: gonna eat whatever they find. Period, big wheatfield. You might
Speaker 1: as well put out a buffet in front of me.
Speaker 1: The veterans start doing what veterans do. They grab their
Speaker 1: weapons and they start shooting them. But remember I said
Speaker 1: there are twenty thousand EMUs, twenty thousand of them. The
Speaker 1: veterans start running out of AMMO. Some of them don't
Speaker 1: even have weapons. A bounty finally gets offered. Somebody, please
Speaker 1: kill these things. They're wiping us out. That can't do it.
Speaker 1: The veterans appeal to the government and say, hey, do
Speaker 1: something to help, and in one of the most bizarre
Speaker 1: choices I've ever heard in my life, the Australian government
Speaker 1: chooses to get the military involved. We're not talking about
Speaker 1: adding fencing, maybe getting some wildlife management Australia is well
Speaker 1: versed in wildlife management. As we already described, it's a hellscape. Instead,
Speaker 1: they send an army unit at units, probably putting it strong.
Speaker 1: They send three guys, two heavy machine guns with ten
Speaker 1: thousand rounds. They also send a movie company with the
Speaker 1: three guys to document the whole thing, which is so bizarre,
Speaker 1: so beyond bizarre. And when I say bizarre, this is
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's weird that you would, when you
Speaker 1: think about today's sensibilities, that you would go out to
Speaker 1: hunt down and machine gun down a bunch of birds
Speaker 1: and film it to broadcast it to the company to
Speaker 1: the country. Think how much people would freak. But people
Speaker 1: wanted to know the Australian government was capable of protecting
Speaker 1: its citizens and during the Great Depression something real we
Speaker 1: can take from the show. Before I get to the
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions. During the Great Depression, remember this
Speaker 1: secession movements were gaining steam around the world, including in Australia,
Speaker 1: because when economies tanked to that level, people start to
Speaker 1: look to their government and say, well, what good are you?
Speaker 1: The Australian government was actually in some trouble with its
Speaker 1: own citizens who were all fix this now, that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. So they thought making a film out of
Speaker 1: this whole thing would brighten the mood a little bit,
Speaker 1: and look, well, look what we will do. Our veterans
Speaker 1: were in charge, and we set in the army to
Speaker 1: help them out. Except that's not that's not how you
Speaker 1: would hunt and emu at all. That's just not how
Speaker 1: you would do it. They encounter some right off the bat.
Speaker 1: They of course pull out the heavy machine guns and
Speaker 1: start spraying machine gun fire at the EMUs. The EMUs
Speaker 1: simply scatter and they run really fast. You need to
Speaker 1: think about EMUs like a mini Ostrich. They just turn
Speaker 1: around and take off and they don't get any of them.
Speaker 1: Then they run into a group of a thousand of them.
Speaker 1: Remember this is all being documented, so this is becoming
Speaker 1: it's becoming a joke. Already. You already shot at them
Speaker 1: and missed them. The army hasn't done anything. They run
Speaker 1: into another group of a thousand, boom machine gun jams.
Speaker 1: They take off again. Now now this is starting to
Speaker 1: get to be from page news. As things are getting
Speaker 1: cabled back and forth about this whole thing, they decide
Speaker 1: they need a new tactic. Clearly mounting the machine guns
Speaker 1: is not working. Surprise, surprise, they're not Germans. They're not
Speaker 1: going to charge them. They mount the weapons on vehicles,
Speaker 1: they start trying to run them down. They're shooting from
Speaker 1: the vehicles, not accurately at all. They don't hit any
Speaker 1: of the EMU with actually machine gun fire. They do
Speaker 1: manage to accidentally drive over one, though, which causes the
Speaker 1: truck to lose control and it wrecks defense of one
Speaker 1: of the farmers they're there to help. Now you've also
Speaker 1: caused something else. Every time you're charging them, including this time,
Speaker 1: the emu are taking off scared out of their minds.
Speaker 1: Their brains are like the size of peas. And remember
Speaker 1: I said, those powerful legs they have, they're stomping intense,
Speaker 1: shredding the ground that they were there to protect, that
Speaker 1: the army was there to protect. These stampedes are hurting
Speaker 1: things even more. They finally figure out that they how
Speaker 1: to start killing them, but even that's slow. It takes
Speaker 1: ten shots per bird to bring one down. There are
Speaker 1: twenty thousand EMUs. You only brought ten thousand rounds. It
Speaker 1: lass a month, and it's just this comical turn of events,
Speaker 1: again and again and again where they're trying to get them.
Speaker 1: They'll get some. They'll start getting like two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty a week, but dumping thousands and thousands of rounds
Speaker 1: to get that. Now, the armies running out of unition.
Speaker 1: The EMU population doesn't seem to be whittled down at all.
Speaker 1: The army is soon recalled. They're recalled. There was a
Speaker 1: discussion in the government about giving the three guys who
Speaker 1: went to fight the Emu's medals, and somebody in the
Speaker 1: government makes it act that if we handed out medals
Speaker 1: in this war, they'd all go to the Emu's. They
Speaker 1: did eventually resolve this after a long time. They gave
Speaker 1: the veterans more AMMO so the veterans could handle it.
Speaker 1: The bounty program got ramped up, and surprise, surprise, they
Speaker 1: figured out, you know, maybe it's just some better fences
Speaker 1: would handle this, and it did. It handled it well.
Speaker 1: When you hear people talk about the Great Emu War,
Speaker 1: it's just three dudes. It wasn't the end of the world,
Speaker 1: but that is the Great Emu War. There's nothing government
Speaker 1: can't screw up. Nothing Sending three army guys without even
Speaker 1: enough ammunition and a camera crew to document. The failure
Speaker 1: is the most government thing and the history of government things.
Speaker 1: Just remember this, everybody. It's not unique to America. The
Speaker 1: people who end up in politics in general are morons.
Speaker 1: You don't want them in charge of anything. Don't ask
Speaker 1: for their help. You don't want it, all right, It
Speaker 1: is an ask doctor Jesse Friday eight seven seven three
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show dot com. I did a good job last week, Chris.
Speaker 1: I want to give myself credit the most. What about
Speaker 1: getting through as many emails as humanly possible? I got
Speaker 1: through a lot last week. I'm going to attempt to
Speaker 1: duplicate that, but I make no promises. Remember if you
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Speaker 1: leave a review talking about how handsome I am. Jesse.
Speaker 1: My husband is retired. He mocks me about my low salary,
Speaker 1: which is over seventy thousand. My non taxable retirement accounts
Speaker 1: make more than my salary. Should I tell him or
Speaker 1: not say anything? We've been married for thirty years. Our
Speaker 1: son is a Navy aircraft carrier veteran. The beard makes
Speaker 1: you look more handsome, all right, I'll address this in
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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. It's me sombrero
Speaker 1: Jesse on an ass doctor Jesse, what Chris Jesse. My
Speaker 1: husband's retired. He mocks me about my low salary, which
Speaker 1: is over seventy grand. My non taxable retirement accounts make
Speaker 1: more than my salary. Should I tell him or not
Speaker 1: say anything. We've been married for thirty years, our son
Speaker 1: is an Navy aircraft carrier veteran. The beard makes you
Speaker 1: look more handsome. Here's what I'm guessing, because I have
Speaker 1: to guess a couple of things. I don't have more
Speaker 1: details here. If he's mocking her for making over seventy
Speaker 1: grand a year and they've been married for thirty years,
Speaker 1: this reeks of he probably did real well for himself,
Speaker 1: and he probably retired doing just fine. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to assume that is the situation going in. If you're
Speaker 1: retired and you're making the water, you're making fun of
Speaker 1: the wife for making over seventy g's, you probably did
Speaker 1: just fine, probably did just fine for yourself. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell him. I wouldn't tell him because it looks harmless,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm assuming you know it looks. It all
Speaker 1: looks very fun and harmless. I wouldn't tell him at
Speaker 1: all until the day you retire, and then what I
Speaker 1: would do, I would you have to plan this out right,
Speaker 1: though you have to be absolutely devious and terrible about it.
Speaker 1: You have to plan this out right. Don't tell him
Speaker 1: until the day you retire, but then get all of
Speaker 1: your statements framed, like all of your retirement statements that
Speaker 1: show how much money you have framed or or even
Speaker 1: in a letter, and hand it to him on the
Speaker 1: day you retire, just to see the look on his face.
Speaker 1: Make sure you film it too. It'll be greatness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by this point in time. Look, I'm generally not an
Speaker 1: advocate of secret accounts from the spouse. That's probably not
Speaker 1: a great way to go. But in this case, you
Speaker 1: guys sound like you're doing fine. Good for you and
Speaker 1: semprify to your son, Chris, I've told you about I
Speaker 1: think it's the York town and Charleston the big aircraft carrier.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell everybody again. And it's not like
Speaker 1: I get like I get paid for this or something.
Speaker 1: I'm pitching Charleston for all of you. Charleston is one
Speaker 1: of the coolest cities in the country. But even if
Speaker 1: you don't care for Charleston, doesn't matter. They have a
Speaker 1: World War two aircraft carrier there. I think it's the Yorktown.
Speaker 1: I might have that wrong. Chris, looked that up, please,
Speaker 1: so no, I'm not screwing that up. They have a
Speaker 1: World War two aircraft carrier there. You can go in it.
Speaker 1: And when I say you can go in it, I
Speaker 1: don't mean they let you walk around the top deck
Speaker 1: and just look around. They let you go deep into
Speaker 1: the bowels of the thing where they have like a
Speaker 1: fake mannequin set up where the guy would get his
Speaker 1: dental work done. You can see where they cooked the food.
Speaker 1: It is awe inspiring. Yes, I have done it, Chris. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was a bit tight for me at my size.
Speaker 1: The USS Lexington, Oh no, No, the Lexington's here in
Speaker 1: corporate here in Texas. No, I haven't been to that one.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you about the one in Charleston. Did you
Speaker 1: look up the one in Charleston, Chris. Anyway, they let
Speaker 1: you go, They let you tour the whole thing. We
Speaker 1: got lost. That's how I mean. You can imagine how
Speaker 1: big aircraft carriers are. It is one of the coolest
Speaker 1: experiences I've ever done. We did it when our boys
Speaker 1: were younger. I'm taking my boys again soon so they
Speaker 1: can see one aircraft carriers are the most awe inspiring things.
Speaker 1: Chris just asked if they have a sub there? Yes,
Speaker 1: they have a sub there. I'm not pitching any recommendations
Speaker 1: for that sub. Why I have now? I have wide shoulders.
Speaker 1: This is the Kelly shoulders. There were plenty of places
Speaker 1: in that sub where I not only had to duck,
Speaker 1: I could not walk straight down the hallway. I had
Speaker 1: to turn to the No, what are you saying okay
Speaker 1: for it? Like it's nothing? No, it's not still cool, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to squeeze my way through a subs
Speaker 1: like shack getting in a pay phone. I absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I will never be I will. I will take my boys.
Speaker 1: I will say there's the sub, and of course I'll
Speaker 1: make up some excuse because I don't want to look
Speaker 1: like I'm whimping out. I'd be like I got to
Speaker 1: use the restroom. Its must have been the eggs. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys in a little bit. I'll be right
Speaker 1: there and then I'll just stand outside. I'm not going
Speaker 1: on that sub, dear chef, Showguns, Centurion, Kelly what Chris.
Speaker 1: I have been perplexed for my entire life as to
Speaker 1: why skinny men marry whales that outweigh them by two
Speaker 1: or three times. For I cannot, for the life of me,
Speaker 1: understand why do dudes have a huge flaw too so
Speaker 1: they settle it seems more than a preference for large
Speaker 1: women at this point. Please enlighten me. Also, I think
Speaker 1: this would be a great quipment. But look, wails just
Speaker 1: a little bit mean people have people are built differently. One,
Speaker 1: they're totally built differently. I have known several bodies who
Speaker 1: prefer big women and I don't. And I don't I
Speaker 1: don't mean like one, I have several bodies that prefer them.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's just what dudes are into. Here's what we
Speaker 1: all do. We because we're all selfish. And I realize
Speaker 1: you're not as selfish as me, But because we're all selfish,
Speaker 1: we assume everybody thinks like us. Oh, I want a
Speaker 1: six foot blonde girl. There are guys all over the
Speaker 1: planet who have no interest in that at all. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love Asian chicks. That's awesome, cool, good for you,
Speaker 1: and chicks are hot. There are guys all over the planet.
Speaker 1: Doesn't do it for them at all. You're It is
Speaker 1: a good thing that different men want different things. A
Speaker 1: good thing. I have one more thing to say on
Speaker 1: this It'll be equally offensive, and then we'll move on
Speaker 1: to dragons and magic unicorns. It's gonna be a great show.
Speaker 1: Agg You're never going to hear me judge you. You
Speaker 1: know I don't do that, and mainly it's because I'm terrible,
Speaker 1: and so when it comes to something like dipping tobacco,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to point my finger at you and
Speaker 1: say that's terrible for you. You know you have to quit.
Speaker 1: I won't do that. I can't do that. But I
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Speaker 1: to quit. I'll be honest. I did not want to,
Speaker 1: but I knew I had to quit. You know the
Speaker 1: reasons why. You don't need me to tell you. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how. I liked it so much. I didn't
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Speaker 1: now have T shirts and mugs with my face on them. Yes,
Speaker 1: we still have our anti communist merch, which really is
Speaker 1: the coolest stuff I keep I keep buying it now.
Speaker 1: They sent me some free stuff to advertise it, and
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Speaker 1: keep emailing me that they bought them and they're getting
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Speaker 1: thing on the skinny dudes and big big women thing.
Speaker 1: There's something about all of us. Hang on. This is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. One more thing
Speaker 1: on this skinny dude's liking bigger women thing. This is
Speaker 1: going to be offensive, but that's who I am, So
Speaker 1: let's just come out with it. Because of what I
Speaker 1: do now, I have talked to a thousand smoking hot
Speaker 1: women because they're in this industry. That's who they put
Speaker 1: on television because I have a TV show, and so
Speaker 1: you're always talking to people at a big conference from
Speaker 1: another network and the women are jaw dropping out. There's
Speaker 1: a thousand of them. You gave. Hot women are so
Speaker 1: boring lots of the time, and they're so boring because
Speaker 1: all of us. It's not it's not like it's their fault.
Speaker 1: All of us. We're as good as we have to
Speaker 1: be most of the time. You know who's really fun
Speaker 1: to be around lots of the time, the bigger girl
Speaker 1: who didn't have to just batterize at a guy to
Speaker 1: have him laugh at her stupid jokes. She actually had
Speaker 1: to come up with funny jokes. And look that old saying.
Speaker 1: That's pretty vulgar. So I will make it completely PG
Speaker 1: for the show. It's one true show me a dime,
Speaker 1: and I will show you a guy who's tired of
Speaker 1: being with her. The looks. Obviously, I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you looks don't matter. Of course, they't matter. You're attracted
Speaker 1: to what you're attracted to. But buddy, if you don't
Speaker 1: enjoy being around her, that stuff gets old real, real fast,
Speaker 1: real fast. Nobody on the planet, whoever your your dream
Speaker 1: girl is, Nobody on the planet is hot enough. There's
Speaker 1: not a single woman on the planet hot enough for
Speaker 1: you to hang out with her all the time, like
Speaker 1: in marriage. If her personality is garbage, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: I know you think it does, saw mahaiak or or whatever.
Speaker 1: The thing I'm probably aging myself there does not exist.
Speaker 1: Let's not exist, doctor Jesse Kelly, When are you going
Speaker 1: to write a book that will be banned? Thanks for
Speaker 1: all you do. I have been asked multiple times to
Speaker 1: write a book. I even had a major major publisher
Speaker 1: approached me and asked me if I would write a book.
Speaker 1: They want me to write a book. Please write a book.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be really good. People have certain skill sets,
Speaker 1: and I understand people enjoy when I write things. I'll
Speaker 1: write things every now and then. You have to understand
Speaker 1: how much I hate writing, hatred of writing. I could say,
Speaker 1: I could sit and do six hours of radio in
Speaker 1: a day. I probably wouldn't have much voice left by
Speaker 1: the time was done, but I would enjoy it. But
Speaker 1: I was probably sound like this is the voice was
Speaker 1: going away. But I would enjoy it. An entire book.
Speaker 1: All my friends write books, because that's what everyone does.
Speaker 1: In this thing. An entire book sounds horrible. That's one. Two.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something everybody does. I tell't you, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't you feel like everybody has a book? Chris said,
Speaker 1: I should just have a really good book about stupid
Speaker 1: stuff we talk about, like fast food and stuff. Maybe
Speaker 1: I should. Maybe that's what I should do. Come out
Speaker 1: with the political book that's like ten percent politics and
Speaker 1: ninety percent the mindless stuff we suck about here. Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of nightmares, I'm want to get to this. This
Speaker 1: came up earlier in the show. I do have one
Speaker 1: that I have now and then, but it's only like
Speaker 1: once a year, and it is the weirdest thing. I've
Speaker 1: no idea where it comes from. If you're a psychologist
Speaker 1: or psychiatrist, or at least you want to pretend to
Speaker 1: be one, call or email me and tell me what
Speaker 1: this means. A common theme is this somebody I love
Speaker 1: is in trouble, family, you know, whatever it is, in
Speaker 1: bad trouble, terrorists of some kind. Somebody's breaking in the house,
Speaker 1: storming the building, die Hard style, something like that. I
Speaker 1: either get my hands on a weapon or use my
Speaker 1: own hands, and I go after who's coming after my
Speaker 1: loved ones, and I can't hurt them. I'll have a
Speaker 1: weapon in my hands and I'll be pop pop pop pop,
Speaker 1: and they're not going down. Nothing's affecting them, and I
Speaker 1: end up losing. And the same thing with my fists.
Speaker 1: I'll get to them and I'm in it and it
Speaker 1: has no effect whatsoever, which increases the desperation of it,
Speaker 1: and I end up losing. It's not often I'm fine,
Speaker 1: I'm not waking up in night terrors. But that is
Speaker 1: one thing that happens to me, and I have no
Speaker 1: idea what it means. I'm sure it means something, or
Speaker 1: remember it means nothing. Who knows, but I want to know. Hail,
Speaker 1: oh Great Potentate of the Coastal Plains. My question is
Speaker 1: if you could pit the forces from any two nations
Speaker 1: empire's tribes throughout time against each other in combat and
Speaker 1: watch it like a football game, which two do you
Speaker 1: think would put on the most entertaining show? You can
Speaker 1: also control the numbers and the terrain to make it
Speaker 1: as even a fight as possible. Julius Caesar's Roman legions vers.
Speaker 1: Genghis Khan's Mongol Horde seems like an east I think
Speaker 1: he meant say easy favorite. But there's a more interesting
Speaker 1: and unique matchup you can think of. Also, would your
Speaker 1: answer or question change it was between a single battle
Speaker 1: or prolonged war ps? If you read this on the air,
Speaker 1: you can use my name much love, brother Coy. All right,
Speaker 1: allow me to burst your bubble. As you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a Julius Caesar freak, super genius, one of the most,
Speaker 1: if not the most historical figure this side of Jesus,
Speaker 1: who Chris people killed an incredible general as well. Genghis
Speaker 1: Khan's Mongols would mop up a Roman legion like they
Speaker 1: weren't even there, like they weren't even there. But it's
Speaker 1: not a fair comparison. We're talking about twelve hundred years
Speaker 1: in advancement in the future. That's where you get to
Speaker 1: Genghis Khan's Mongols. But look, if you want to, if
Speaker 1: you want a little preview. A contemporary of Julius Caesar
Speaker 1: was Marcus Lucinius Crassis, remember that super rich guy, and
Speaker 1: he wanted to go fight to Ptarthians and took ten
Speaker 1: thousand Romans over there to go fight to Ptarthians, and
Speaker 1: none of them came back, including Crassus. The Roman legion
Speaker 1: was a dominant force in the day. It does not
Speaker 1: hold up against horse archers with these hugely powerful bows.
Speaker 1: Part of the problem Crassis ran into was the bow
Speaker 1: were shooting the arrows through the Roman shields and armor
Speaker 1: and staple in their arms to the arts to the
Speaker 1: shields and stuff like that. You can't It would not
Speaker 1: even be a contest Julius Caesar's legions between Genghis Khans
Speaker 1: Mongolian hordes. And I'm a huge fan of but there
Speaker 1: would not even be a contest. I would be interested.
Speaker 1: I would be interested to see an even number of
Speaker 1: Comanche versus Mongolian horde. The Mongols are going to be
Speaker 1: unquestionably more disciplined. That was really a hallmark of the
Speaker 1: Mongol army. Remember you could be executed as a Mongolian
Speaker 1: soldier if you had an arrow string fall off of
Speaker 1: your horse, if you dropped an arrow string, you could
Speaker 1: be executed for that. So that inspires, that inspires discipline
Speaker 1: that is not normal. And the Comanche, like so many
Speaker 1: Indian tribes, were not disciplined like that. But the Comanche,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be the only horseman in the history
Speaker 1: of mankind who might be able to arrival a Mongol
Speaker 1: on horseback. The command she remember, the command she held
Speaker 1: off the US Army for a significant period of time.
Speaker 1: The command she moved nations, just packing up and leaving. Okay,
Speaker 1: we can't handle these people. We are out. I would
Speaker 1: be interested to see that. But if I had to
Speaker 1: pit one, but set aside the Mongols, because I view
Speaker 1: them as being so superior. Let's set aside the Mongols.
Speaker 1: I really genuinely would be interested, really genuinely interested in
Speaker 1: seeing America's post World War Two army versus the Soviet army.
Speaker 1: I would like to see it. They were so even.
Speaker 1: They had tanks, planes. Soviets probably had more fighting experience,
Speaker 1: but we had tons of it. The different styles of leadership.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we didn't do it. I would like to
Speaker 1: see it for sure. All right, let's talk about unicorns
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Speaker 1: through these questions. I have to pick up the pace now,
Speaker 1: Chris Jesse. I have a question I think will challenge
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Speaker 1: my five year old daughter's magic unicorn, her imaginary best friend,
Speaker 1: or a dragon? First understand when she looked up at
Speaker 1: her daddy with those luminous, innocent brown eyes. What do
Speaker 1: you think? I said? And what do you think? And
Speaker 1: what would you have answered? Hint? If you get this wrong,
Speaker 1: it will crush her without hesitation. I of course said unicorn,
Speaker 1: I mean magic. Come on, he says, I'm welcome to
Speaker 1: use his name. His name is Ryan from Lebanon Organ. Well,
Speaker 1: obviously it's going to be the unicorn. And here's why
Speaker 1: I say that I believe dragons actually existed. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I do not believe that in the yes, Chris, I do.
Speaker 1: I believe in a one hundred percent. And here's why.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a history dork and I go into all
Speaker 1: this history stuff and I'm always reading about it. The
Speaker 1: number of ancient cultures who describe something that sounds like
Speaker 1: a dragon is shocking. It's not like it's one random
Speaker 1: people who made up some weird ancient story. Dude. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of them. A lot of them said maybe
Speaker 1: they just found dinosaur bones or dinosaurs or look, whatever
Speaker 1: the case may be. I believe in them. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying they flew. I'm definitely not saying they breathed fire.
Speaker 1: I doubt those things that that's not necessarily believable with
Speaker 1: what we have today. I do believe dragons of some
Speaker 1: kind existed. I think the unicorn would be able to
Speaker 1: outmaneuver the dragon. My big problem with the dragon has
Speaker 1: always been those wings. Those wings are not going to
Speaker 1: properly support a body that heavy. The body is always
Speaker 1: too heavy on the dragon. They haven't changed laws of
Speaker 1: physics in order to support a body that's what, Chris.
Speaker 1: The wingspan would have to be a seven forty seven
Speaker 1: to support of what It would have to be huge
Speaker 1: to support a body that size. You know, I'm right.
Speaker 1: Whereas the unicorn with magic, the dragon would never be
Speaker 1: able to penetrate that I think it would be a
Speaker 1: slow flyer. The Unicorn's ready to go. What, Chris, you
Speaker 1: don't know about these questions. I'm the one answering the questions,
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Speaker 1: But whatever, Why do British His question is why do
Speaker 1: British accents sound so hot? And additionally, do you think
Speaker 1: British people think our American accents are the same? Keep
Speaker 1: up the good work, oh wise, one says, feel free
Speaker 1: to read his name. This is Rob from North Dakota.
Speaker 1: All right, let's have a little talk that's going to
Speaker 1: hurt it looks this is it's fellas. This is for
Speaker 1: you and ladies it's for you too. It's for you too,
Speaker 1: because ladies love accents too. Dudes love accents. Ladies love accents.
Speaker 1: Here's the reality of life. I mean, you all heard
Speaker 1: Laura Logan on here was it this week? I think
Speaker 1: we had Laura Logan on she had that salad African accent. Oh,
Speaker 1: just smoking cod Smoking cod. Accents sound good because they're different,
Speaker 1: and you think different means better because you haven't experienced
Speaker 1: it yet. It's that forbidden fruit thing. I have done
Speaker 1: enough traveling to know and mingled in enough circles to know, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's hot, but they're all the same. They're all the same.
Speaker 1: They're all the same. We used to hit on Asian
Speaker 1: women all the time when we were in and when
Speaker 1: we were in Asia, we got liberty all the time
Speaker 1: in Tokyo when we were doing some training over in Japan,
Speaker 1: and of course they we're hitting on Japanese women all
Speaker 1: the time. We're a bunch of young Marines and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cool, it's exotic, it's different. Oh, they're the same
Speaker 1: women there that they are here. Women are the same.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Chris is right, the grass is always greener.
Speaker 1: You feel like, oh, that's that's sexy, that's spicy, and
Speaker 1: women are the same way. Oh, I love those Australian accents.
Speaker 1: In a week, you'd be yelling at him to pick
Speaker 1: his underwear up off the floor after he got married.
Speaker 1: It's just it's that forbidden fruit thing, that wanting what
Speaker 1: you don't have, wanting what you've never had, thing, that's
Speaker 1: what makes it sexy. And I'm just as guilty as you.
Speaker 1: I hear it, and I'm about Oh. We got Laura
Speaker 1: Logan coming on the show today. Laura, you just take
Speaker 1: it away so I can. It's all the same. People
Speaker 1: are all the same. But when you have a fascination
Speaker 1: with the exotic, with something that's different and that's not wrong,
Speaker 1: it makes you human. But it's not better. Look I did,
Speaker 1: like I said, I've been overseas and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't long, and I just wanted to come back
Speaker 1: to America. That's it, you know what. Japan's been fun.
Speaker 1: Really enjoyed it. Oh, this place has been fun. I
Speaker 1: had a blast here. I want some American women, and
Speaker 1: I want some American beer, and I want some American food.
Speaker 1: And yes, I'm glad I got to experience other cultures.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like an American woman. Call me a homer
Speaker 1: if you want. Dear Doctor Shogun, supreme offender of feminists,
Speaker 1: do you prefer a weapon that holds six or seven
Speaker 1: rounds with greater stopping power or one that holds ten
Speaker 1: to fifteen rounds with less power? Personally, I'm all about
Speaker 1: the higher round count. I know not all cops are
Speaker 1: expert marksman, but they've got more training than the average person,
Speaker 1: and yet a huge percentage of the shots fired in
Speaker 1: real life scenarios either completely miss or don't hit center mass. Therefore,
Speaker 1: doesn't it make sense to carry more rounds if it's
Speaker 1: for home defense or carrying concealed in public? Does that
Speaker 1: change your answer? Answer is the same, no matter what,
Speaker 1: No matter what, I love stopping power as much as
Speaker 1: the next man. If you're in grizzly bear country, as
Speaker 1: I've explained to you before, leave your stupid nine millimeter
Speaker 1: at home. Carry a forty four magnum or bigger. I
Speaker 1: am not saying that so you can puff out your chest.
Speaker 1: A smaller round than that will not penetrate a grizzly
Speaker 1: bear skull. You have to have something that big for
Speaker 1: the human body. Overkill is underrated. You need more rounds.
Speaker 1: You need more rounds. I've seen it. I've seen it personally.
Speaker 1: I've seen it with rifle fire, let alone, pistol fire.
Speaker 1: You are going to miss, and even if you hit,
Speaker 1: if his adrenaline is up to he may knock and
Speaker 1: go down. Unless you're doing dome shots. You need more ammo,
Speaker 1: more ammo, more shots at all times period. You need
Speaker 1: more shots. That's for home defense. That goes for everyday, Carrie.
Speaker 1: And another thing about home defense, you need to be
Speaker 1: careful about over penetration. Over Penetration is a big problem
Speaker 1: in a home. Your background of your target matters a lot.
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Speaker 1: them up with buckshot? I sure don't. That's why something
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Speaker 1: I can't believe you even just asked me that, and
Speaker 1: I'm not letting you gobble up the precious people's time
Speaker 1: for ask doctor Jesse Friday, Chris asked me who would win?
Speaker 1: Godzilla or King Kong? If you aren't cheering for King Kong,
Speaker 1: I want you to turn off as radio show right now. What, Chris? What?
Speaker 1: I understand that he's up against it with a nuclear
Speaker 1: lizard that breathes atomic fire. I realize he's down and out,
Speaker 1: but it's still Kong man. I understand Godzilla has most
Speaker 1: of the advantages, and I understand people who okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all of the advantages, and I understand people who point
Speaker 1: out that size wise, there's no comparison until they make
Speaker 1: them fight each other and then they're the same size.
Speaker 1: King Kong historically is the side wouldn't come up to
Speaker 1: Godzilla's knee. Godzilla is the size of skyscrapers. King Kong
Speaker 1: has to climb skyscrapers. But assuming they're the same size,
Speaker 1: you cheer for Kong. You want Kong to Kong out
Speaker 1: and rage and stuff like that. No, No, I said
Speaker 1: King Kong, I said Godzilla had every advantage. King Kong
Speaker 1: has the strength advantage, same size, he has this kind
Speaker 1: of even Godzilla has that huge tail he whips around
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Dang it, dang it, Jesse, what
Speaker 1: is your favorite whiskey drink? Are you a whiskey water,
Speaker 1: an ice sky or whiskey straight? And I cannot read
Speaker 1: that joke you also sent along with it. This is
Speaker 1: a naturally syndicated radio show. Yes, I laughed. No, I
Speaker 1: cannot read that on the air. I'm a whiskey straight guy,
Speaker 1: a sipping straight. I don't mind a couple of ice
Speaker 1: cubes in it now and then. But I just enjoy
Speaker 1: sitting back and just sipping on it nice and warm
Speaker 1: down the throat. Nothing better if you got a cold.
Speaker 1: That's enough, Chris Jesse, you're a clarion. Call to boycott
Speaker 1: goods and services of leftist anti American companies has resonated.
Speaker 1: What do you think about creating nonprofit that certifies companies
Speaker 1: with conservative values? A tag is a logo. I came
Speaker 1: up with a certified conservative Let's have a chat, everybody,
Speaker 1: And this one may be hard to hear. You want
Speaker 1: a little inside baseball here it is. I worked for
Speaker 1: a year after my two losing congressional campaigns, I moved
Speaker 1: to DC for a year and worked as a director
Speaker 1: of development for Citizens United. It's one of those political
Speaker 1: activist groups there and the nonprofit world, the political activist
Speaker 1: world like that. They're very similar worlds. Oftentimes they overlap,
Speaker 1: and so you get to know all the players, and
Speaker 1: you get to know all the inside industry stuff. This
Speaker 1: guy runs this group, and this guy runs that group.
Speaker 1: One that world is really, really, really scummy, both the
Speaker 1: civilian nonprofit world and the political nonprofit world. You look
Speaker 1: at the books or you hear about the books of
Speaker 1: so many of these places. You see the donations they
Speaker 1: bring in. You see what they do with the donations
Speaker 1: versus the salaries of the people at the top. Almost
Speaker 1: not always, obviously, but a lot of the time these
Speaker 1: are nothing but slush funds for people who figured out
Speaker 1: how to milk the public for a bunch of cash
Speaker 1: and benefit themselves. I'm not starting any nonprofits because I
Speaker 1: don't have the time to run one. And if I
Speaker 1: put someone else in charge of one and put my
Speaker 1: name on it, what if I wake up one day
Speaker 1: and find out he's handing out conservative certifications and making
Speaker 1: a million bucks a year himself and doing nothing else
Speaker 1: to actually help people. And see, I hate it because
Speaker 1: it seems like such a scam because what they do
Speaker 1: is they prey on people's passions to send us fifty
Speaker 1: dollars so we can challenge Congress for this new gun grab.
Speaker 1: And you send them fifty dollars and like one dollar
Speaker 1: goes to anything you care about, and the rest of
Speaker 1: it goes to the guy's second home in Malibu. That's real.
Speaker 1: That happens on the right too, not just on the left.
Speaker 1: On the right. That happens in religious nonprofits. That happens
Speaker 1: in charitable nonprofits all the time. The books on these
Speaker 1: where you have to see where the dollars go. Do
Speaker 1: they go to where they say they're sending them, or
Speaker 1: do they go to line somebody's freaking pockets. That's one two.
Speaker 1: I'm not ripping on you for the concept, but the
Speaker 1: whole certified conservative thing. I have considered. I've considered making
Speaker 1: a list of companies that I will patronize because of
Speaker 1: the ownership, because they're not going full commy. Because they're
Speaker 1: doing that, and I am still considering this. I am
Speaker 1: a bad person. I don't just say that I am
Speaker 1: a bad I know I am. I wish I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I'm a sociopath. I'm a bad person. I would worry
Speaker 1: about that process being corrupted, meaning I'm look, I'm giving
Speaker 1: it to you straight here. I would worry about me
Speaker 1: being corrupted. I don't have a plan to get corrupted,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but I worry about that stuff.
Speaker 1: What if what if there's a company that's kind of
Speaker 1: crappy and I don't want to throw them on that list.
Speaker 1: But hey, Jed, it's a car company. It's a car
Speaker 1: company they want on the list. I don't want them
Speaker 1: on the list. Hey Jesse, how about a new pickup
Speaker 1: truck on us? Now, I'd like to tell you that
Speaker 1: I would say no. I hope I would say no.
Speaker 1: What if I can't? What if I can't? And now
Speaker 1: I'm lying to you. Now I'm putting that company on
Speaker 1: the list, and I'm lying to you. That's how stuff works, too.
Speaker 1: I've seen how stuff works so much that I worry
Speaker 1: about me getting corrupted, and I'm telling you I think
Speaker 1: I would. Or what if it becomes a personal thing.
Speaker 1: What if there's a great company out there doing the
Speaker 1: right thing, fighting a good fight. But I'm not a
Speaker 1: big grudge holding guy. But ten fifteen years ago I
Speaker 1: got in a little fight or something like that with
Speaker 1: the owner of it, and I won't put him on
Speaker 1: the list. I'm human too, I have biases too. I
Speaker 1: worry about it. I worry about it. What if? What if? Then?
Speaker 1: What if the company secks? But the owner's some dime?
Speaker 1: And she asks me, I'm only human too. Why do
Speaker 1: you think pharmaceutical reps all look like supermodels? Because that's
Speaker 1: who gets the meeting with the doctor. Hey, you want
Speaker 1: to start selling this, you want to start giving this
Speaker 1: to your patients. People are people, and I worry about
Speaker 1: myself more than others because I know I'm worse than
Speaker 1: other people. That's what I worry about. Who's doing the
Speaker 1: certifying And like I said, you could say, what you'll
Speaker 1: do it all. I'm human too. I get corrupted too,
Speaker 1: or could you know That's that's the problem when you're
Speaker 1: asking somebody to certify it for you. All that said,
Speaker 1: I do love the idea because I do think we
Speaker 1: have an obligation now, now more than ever, to be
Speaker 1: more purposeful with where we spend our money and where
Speaker 1: we do not spend our money. You know there's a
Speaker 1: new there's a new Space Jam movie coming out. You
Speaker 1: remember that old half Car team with Michael Jordan, kind
Speaker 1: of Dune but entertaining Space Jam. There's a brand new
Speaker 1: one coming out. And you know Babs Bunny Bugs, Bunny's
Speaker 1: love interest. You know how they made her like this
Speaker 1: smoking hot cartoon back in the day. They are already
Speaker 1: putting out drawings the new one. The new one isn't
Speaker 1: like that at all. And Lebron James is the star
Speaker 1: of the whole thing. And Lebron James obviously is taking
Speaker 1: a steaming dump on America for four or five years,
Speaker 1: constantly talks about how much we suck, constantly praising China.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. Are you going to see
Speaker 1: that movie? I'd love to see a new Space Jam movie.
Speaker 1: I'd like to take the kids. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: see that movie. I'm not going to pay him for
Speaker 1: crapping on America. I'm not going to pay for more
Speaker 1: of this cultural Marxist crap, which I'm sure will be
Speaker 1: sprinkled all through I'm not paying for it. Are you
Speaker 1: paying for it? I don't hate the idea of a list.
Speaker 1: I hate the idea of me making one in it,
Speaker 1: getting big enough that I get corrupted. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: I won't do it, but I'm worried about it. All right?
Speaker 1: Should we have anti pedophile classes? Wosa hang on feeling
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Speaker 1: Do you really want to get him? You see what
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Speaker 1: back away, man, Chris, that's getting dark today. Eight seven
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Speaker 1: let's brighten up the mood here for a second before
Speaker 1: I get to the super dark pedophile email. My son
Speaker 1: has to do a presentation for science next week. It's
Speaker 1: part of their exam. Their final exam is Presentation's twelve.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be one on the planets, and he
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what planet he was going to get. The
Speaker 1: teacher was going to assign him, and the night before
Speaker 1: I make a crack. I'm like, it'd be kind of
Speaker 1: funny if you got uranus. And he comes home the
Speaker 1: next day and he said, Dad, guess what planet I got?
Speaker 1: I got yours? And now I feel terrible because I've
Speaker 1: already said a bad, immature example in my house. And
Speaker 1: every time he starts talking about it, we're talking in
Speaker 1: front of obviously the wife, and we're like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to we'll do some great prep on uranus
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And the boys are laughing and
Speaker 1: I'm laughing, and she's all, Jesse, that's enough, all of you,
Speaker 1: that's enough. And now what I've done, I've one set
Speaker 1: him up to fail his exam. How's he's supposed to
Speaker 1: stand up in front of a class with all his
Speaker 1: little buddies in there snicker? And every time he says uranus,
Speaker 1: what Chris? He's not gonna change the name to uranus.
Speaker 1: He can't. It's he's a twelve year old boy. There's
Speaker 1: nothing you could say to make him change the name
Speaker 1: to something less hilarious. Dang it, Sorry, ladies, this is
Speaker 1: who we are. This is who we are, doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: Regarding society's worst, Okay, we have stupid sex ed in
Speaker 1: schools that doesn't really teach anything important. I believe that
Speaker 1: there should be mandated anti pedophile classes starting from first grade,
Speaker 1: obviously scaled for age as far as what is shown
Speaker 1: and slash taught. The reason I say this is because
Speaker 1: I don't think a normal stranger danger is enough for
Speaker 1: children without going into it. I'm very familiar with over
Speaker 1: one hundred child abuse cases, and I think it should
Speaker 1: be required education. I'm maybe nuts, what say you? I'm
Speaker 1: fine with the schools teaching it, but I will tell you,
Speaker 1: having seen the dark, dark side of life, a lot
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not trying to scare anybody. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to wake you up. You cannot imagine how many of
Speaker 1: these people there are out there. I'm looking. This is
Speaker 1: too dark. I'm not going to spend too much time
Speaker 1: on it on a Friday, but please hear me. If
Speaker 1: you're a parent, or if you're if you're a woman,
Speaker 1: especially obviously if you're a grown dude, that may not
Speaker 1: apply as much parent or woman. Your state has a
Speaker 1: sex offender registry, they all do. Don't pull it up
Speaker 1: right now, it's all free and put in your area code,
Speaker 1: your zip code. I mean, I'm sorry, I don't care. Jesse.
Speaker 1: I'm in no, no, no, I'm in the Oklahoma suburbs.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine. No, no, hear me out. I
Speaker 1: have done this everywhere I've been, no matter where you
Speaker 1: think it's safe. Go look at who's around you and
Speaker 1: know this. Those are the people they've caught, and they
Speaker 1: haven't caught a fraction of how many are out there.
Speaker 1: You see these stories, story after story after story. You
Speaker 1: see the boy Scouts or was it cub Scouts. I
Speaker 1: don't want to call out the wrong one. Just had
Speaker 1: to settle this massive abuse case. Thousands of cases, thousands,
Speaker 1: you've seen the problem the church. Just go through little
Speaker 1: league coaches. Be super careful who you trust your kids with.
Speaker 1: We have this amazing church camp we send our kids
Speaker 1: to every single summer. I pull them aside every single
Speaker 1: time before they go. This is what's appropriate. This is
Speaker 1: what's not appropriate. This is what you will and I
Speaker 1: love this camp and trust this camp. This is what
Speaker 1: you will do if this happens. This is what you
Speaker 1: won't do if that happens. And as soon as I
Speaker 1: pick them up, I'm asking them anything happened, We need
Speaker 1: to talk about anything? To talk to me, Talk to me,
Speaker 1: and you don't have to be like me, because you
Speaker 1: know I'm bad. I don't mince words with my kids
Speaker 1: to make life sunnier for them. You tell your kids
Speaker 1: don't talk to strangers. I tell my kids if you will.
Speaker 1: If if a stranger pulls up and holds up a
Speaker 1: puppy that you want to go pet, and you go
Speaker 1: over there and talk to him, he's gonna grab you
Speaker 1: and throw you in the trunk and tie you up
Speaker 1: in a basement and hurt you horrifically for a week
Speaker 1: before he chops you up into little pieces. Now, do
Speaker 1: you still want to pet that puppy? I tell them
Speaker 1: that the same way I teach them weapons safety. I
Speaker 1: make it real. You know how serious this is. Son?
Speaker 1: Do you want to shoot your brother's face off? Then
Speaker 1: pay attention to what you're doing. We're not playing here.
Speaker 1: These are not toys. I make it real for them.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's the right way to do things.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm a good parent. I'll never claim that.
Speaker 1: I make it real. Whether or not should take place
Speaker 1: in school, I don't know. But you're not looking at
Speaker 1: the right guy. If you're looking for me to say
Speaker 1: schools can teach anything, well, I just don't have that
Speaker 1: much faith in America's government education system. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to scare you, and I don't want to gross
Speaker 1: you out. It is an extremely sick world out there,
Speaker 1: extremely sick world out there. Make it real for him
Speaker 1: as real as you're comfortable making stranger danger, You're gonna
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Speaker 1: for rolling yo, Doctor Jesse, Showgun the bro Gun. It's
Speaker 1: my honor to pose this question to his greatness. I
Speaker 1: recently started a YouTube channel, mostly out of frustration from
Speaker 1: constantly hearing the left tell me how to think and act.
Speaker 1: I also feel that enough of us the right speaking up.
Speaker 1: I also feel that I don't know. I get a
Speaker 1: lot of negative feedback from people I know who disagree.
Speaker 1: I'm a conservative and black, so of course I get
Speaker 1: pushed back, particularly from black people who say I'm a
Speaker 1: sellout or confused, etc. Like you, I don't care what
Speaker 1: people think of me. I also don't want to waste
Speaker 1: my time. I have no desire to be famous. The
Speaker 1: goal or hope is to inform or encourage other people
Speaker 1: who think like me, Oracle, is it even possible without
Speaker 1: a huge platform like yours? Considering the position of YouTube
Speaker 1: and socials combined with mostly negative reception, is it worth
Speaker 1: the time and effort? Buddy? I'm going to say something,
Speaker 1: and this is going to shock you because for once,
Speaker 1: I'm not actually going to take all the credit for myself. Yes,
Speaker 1: blessed to have a naturally syndicated radio show, and TV show,
Speaker 1: and blessed that they're both growing exponentially right now, very
Speaker 1: very blessed fell backwards into this whole thing. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a massive platform, now I get that, but hear
Speaker 1: me raw, the people who will watch your admittedly small
Speaker 1: YouTube channel are going to be your friends and family.
Speaker 1: Even as great as I am, I could never have
Speaker 1: the same influence on your friends and family that you do.
Speaker 1: You have people feel powerless. You're not powerless. You're just
Speaker 1: not focusing on the right thing. You're thinking too big. Nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody has the exact same circle of friends and family.
Speaker 1: Isn't that wild to think about? Your circle is unique
Speaker 1: to you. Obviously there's gonna be overlap, but yours is
Speaker 1: unique to you. And because it's unique to you, they
Speaker 1: trust you more than they'll ever trust me, because they
Speaker 1: know you. And if they're mad, if they're dumping negative
Speaker 1: comments on you, good good, that means you're making them angry.
Speaker 1: It means you're making them think. It means you're saying
Speaker 1: things that make them uncomfortable. And if you're gonna get
Speaker 1: and I understand black people get this a lot. My
Speaker 1: black conservative friends will complain it's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: about this privately, of how mean other black people are
Speaker 1: to them, of doing that sellout thing and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You can't worry about that no matter what color they are.
Speaker 1: If they're mad, that's good. You need to wade into
Speaker 1: that embrace it. I'm not saying you need to be
Speaker 1: nasty back. You can just ignore it, but you need
Speaker 1: to embrace it and know. The matter they get, the
Speaker 1: more good you're doing. I cannot affect your circle the
Speaker 1: way you can. Don't you dare stop that YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Keep putting them out there, and like I said, don't
Speaker 1: worry about responding. Don't let it get you down. If
Speaker 1: it does get you down, because I realize I'm a
Speaker 1: bit of a sociopath, and start ignoring the comments, stop
Speaker 1: reading them. Remember you can email me anything, your love, hey,
Speaker 1: your death threats. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: I will read every email you send me. The It's
Speaker 1: getting to be a lot. I'm still reading all of them,
Speaker 1: and I will stop telling you that when I stop
Speaker 1: being able to read them. All I read everyone you send,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to respond. I get way too many.
Speaker 1: Don't expect a response. They all go right to Jewish producer, Chris,
Speaker 1: he prints them. I read every single one, and no,
Speaker 1: I will not read your name ever on the air
Speaker 1: unless you specifically tell me you want it read on
Speaker 1: the air. I'm like the last person in the world
Speaker 1: who believes in total and complete privacy, even for my enemies.
Speaker 1: I don't read the names of my death threat senders
Speaker 1: on the air. I won't do it period. Private is private.
Speaker 1: That's how life should be. Dear sombrero oracle Jesse, what
Speaker 1: is the best I think he said, meant to say,
Speaker 1: best way? What is the best way to eat an egg?
Speaker 1: A fried egg with yummy oak, with runny yolks soaked
Speaker 1: up in wheatbread is top notch. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: you're a fan of mayonnaise, not the abomination called miracle whip,
Speaker 1: but a scrambled egg sandwich with mayo on the bread
Speaker 1: is amazing. If you can't tell by my previous statements,
Speaker 1: I grew up in the South and we put mayo
Speaker 1: on everything. Side note, mayo and cornbread and pinto beans
Speaker 1: is amazing. Let's begin at the end. Beans are disgusting
Speaker 1: unless they're refried. Don't you ever bring up beans to
Speaker 1: me again? What Chris, what yeah, refried's obviously fine because
Speaker 1: they've mixed a bunch of lard and everything else in
Speaker 1: there and smashed them up and they go great on nachos.
Speaker 1: All other beans are absolutely foul. And understand this. My
Speaker 1: parents used to make me eat lima beans when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. Lima beans are the most wretched, wretched
Speaker 1: thing on the planet. I had times more than once
Speaker 1: because they thought I was just being picky. People have
Speaker 1: certain tongues that are made for certain things. Wait, Chris,
Speaker 1: they have certain tongues that are made for certain things,
Speaker 1: and not every tongue is made the same. I would
Speaker 1: more than one time vomit my lima beans back onto
Speaker 1: the plate. It was that gross to me. And I
Speaker 1: have an oldest son. He will eat broccoli and ask
Speaker 1: for seconds. He'll just eat helpings of broccoli for him.
Speaker 1: It's like candy. My youngest can't take a bite out
Speaker 1: of it, or he will gag, like we have him
Speaker 1: gagging over there, And I try to tell the wife,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. He's got a different tongue. He's built differently,
Speaker 1: So get that being crap out of here. But eggs
Speaker 1: are the greatest thing in the world. I don't know
Speaker 1: how people don't appreciate eggs more. They're absurdly healthy, They're
Speaker 1: absurdly good for you while also being absurdly delicious. Every
Speaker 1: time I've told you before about that time where I
Speaker 1: was working to get my cholesterol down, Chris, I don't
Speaker 1: have a high cholesterol, and high blood pressure runs in
Speaker 1: my family. And I didn't have high blood pressure or
Speaker 1: high cholesterol. It was just slightly higher than it should
Speaker 1: have been, so it was considered slightly elevated. I go
Speaker 1: see this buddy of mine and he is a doctor,
Speaker 1: one of those like lifestyle doctors of diet and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. He helps if people are extremely obese, helps
Speaker 1: him lose a lot of white type thing. And he's
Speaker 1: really really sharp, and he pulls me and he sists
Speaker 1: me down. He says to me, Jesse, dietary cholesterol has
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing to do with your cholesterol level, nothing at all.
Speaker 1: He said. The only thing that's bringing up your cholesterol
Speaker 1: is sugar. It's either the unprocessed or whatever, the sugar
Speaker 1: and candy or carbs. Carbs turn to sugar in your bloodstream.
Speaker 1: He said, I want you to do something for me.
Speaker 1: I want you to try cutting down not out because
Speaker 1: he knew I could never cut out and I could
Speaker 1: never cut out carbs. I go keto, I could never
Speaker 1: do that. I want you to consider cutting down on
Speaker 1: your carbs for three months. Then we'll come back and
Speaker 1: test all this again. And for three months I would
Speaker 1: I would eat a slice of pizza, and I would
Speaker 1: pile the toppings from two other slices all on one slice,
Speaker 1: so I have more cheese and meat, but I still
Speaker 1: have some carbs. Instead of two pieces of toast with breakfast,
Speaker 1: I would have one, and that kind of thing. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I would take the top off a burger halfway through
Speaker 1: eating it. Sometimes I wouldn't. But you look like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not superman here. It's not like I was super
Speaker 1: diligent about it. But I did probably cut my carbs
Speaker 1: in half. I would guess half. And during that few
Speaker 1: months I ate more butter and eggs and cheese and
Speaker 1: bacon than you can possibly fathom. I would just have
Speaker 1: cheesey scrambled eggs, four or five slices of bacon with
Speaker 1: it in just inhale it. I mean the soaked in butter.
Speaker 1: I go back. After three months of living like that,
Speaker 1: my bad cholesterol was cut in half, not slightly lower
Speaker 1: in half, my good cholesterol through the all my numbers, perfection.
Speaker 1: That's my own personal experience with it. I still try
Speaker 1: to do some of that, but but what it's worth
Speaker 1: I'm not your doctor worked for me? All right? How
Speaker 1: are we gonna split up the country? Are they gonna
Speaker 1: let us hang? On the talk radio Revolution, Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: you need to eat two super Beats heart choose a day.
Speaker 1: And when I say need, this is what I mean.
Speaker 1: You know, you know you have to take care of
Speaker 1: your heart, in your blood pressure. That's not exactly news.
Speaker 1: But some of the steps you have to take to
Speaker 1: do that are less fun than others. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get up today at five in the morning and work
Speaker 1: out for nine hours before work. That's that's not fun.
Speaker 1: That's not fun at all. Eating Superbeats heart shoes is delicious.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. If they weren't good for my heart
Speaker 1: and good for my blood pressure, I'd probably still eat them.
Speaker 1: I'm a fruit snack freak. They don't taste anything like beats.
Speaker 1: My favorite flavor is pomegranate berry, although I highly recommend
Speaker 1: you also try supergrapes because it's outstanding. Go get some
Speaker 1: go to get superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get
Speaker 1: superbeats dot com slash Jesse. Buy two bags, get the
Speaker 1: third for free. The Jesse Kelly Show on air and
Speaker 1: online at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It has been
Speaker 1: pointed out to me by Jewish producer Chris that I
Speaker 1: did not actually answer the man's question about eggs. Friday
Speaker 1: egg can be the best egg. The reason I say
Speaker 1: can be is look Friday egg, Like you said, dipping
Speaker 1: wheat toast in an over easy egg is as good
Speaker 1: as life gets. But scramby eggs they allow you to
Speaker 1: add ingredients. I add dice talapenos to mine, little hot sauce,
Speaker 1: little Frank's Buffalo ranch seasoning cheese. What Chris, I understand
Speaker 1: you can do it on a fridaygg. It's not the same.
Speaker 1: It's not at all the same as chopping up the ingredients. Also,
Speaker 1: one thing about your email. It has to be corrected
Speaker 1: right now. You don't put scrambled eggs on an egg.
Speaker 1: SI you take a Friday egg, you break the yoke.
Speaker 1: You put the Friday egg on an egg sandwich. Never
Speaker 1: a scrambled egg on an egg sandwich. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: But yeah, Mayo, of course, Doctor Jesse, I know we
Speaker 1: have a serious problem with irreconcillability. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: that's a word of differences between the right and left. However,
Speaker 1: I don't know if a divorce would work or be
Speaker 1: done peacefully, because our new country, the United States of Christendom,
Speaker 1: would have at least twenty five to thirty five percent
Speaker 1: of the population that supported the left new country, the
Speaker 1: American States of LGBTQ plus Austin and Canada. They would
Speaker 1: undermine our new system at every turn, or they would
Speaker 1: grow from twenty five to thirty five percent to fifty
Speaker 1: point one percent in a few short, short decades. So
Speaker 1: should the divorce take place, how would the right prevent
Speaker 1: without helicopter deportations over the oceans, commies coming to take
Speaker 1: over our new country? Thank you for your time, Yes, congrats.
Speaker 1: If you read econcillability reconcilability without having to sound it out,
Speaker 1: I had to sound it out. I still don't say
Speaker 1: it's a word. Let me address this question right now. One.
Speaker 1: They're never going to let it, let us go. You're right,
Speaker 1: but we have a say in that too too. I've
Speaker 1: told this story before it's one hundred percent true. It
Speaker 1: just makes people uncomfortable because it makes people self conscious
Speaker 1: about their life choices. This is not me judging you,
Speaker 1: it's a fact. Buddy of mine has a conversation with
Speaker 1: the Muslim buddy of his. The conversation goes like this,
Speaker 1: He's asking about the direction of the country, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. The Muslim buddy says to my buddy, well,
Speaker 1: you have two kids and they don't know what gender
Speaker 1: they are. I have five kids and we teach them
Speaker 1: our values. How do you think that story in if
Speaker 1: you want to keep your country, especially after we divorce
Speaker 1: but now too, there's nothing, absolutely nothing you can do
Speaker 1: that's more patriotic to preserve the United States of America
Speaker 1: as you want it than getting married and ranking out
Speaker 1: a bunch of kids, And that makes people uncomfortable. Look,
Speaker 1: I've only got two. I'm not pointing fingers at you.
Speaker 1: I'm not pointing fingers at you. But I'm also right.
Speaker 1: I'm also demographics don't lie. How many of them are
Speaker 1: breeding versus how many of you are breeding. That's going
Speaker 1: to determine the future of your nation. Who's doing the
Speaker 1: breeding and who isn't. It's a fact, the next generation.
Speaker 1: Yes there are children, and yes they're important. What they are,
Speaker 1: they are a reflection of that what the country will
Speaker 1: look like in the future. So what are those percentages?
Speaker 1: Who's outbreeding? Who you want your country? Find a dime marrier,
Speaker 1: have a bunch of kids. Dear oracle, doctor Jesse, I
Speaker 1: want you to imagine that you were the dictator of
Speaker 1: the United States starting today. What would you do? And
Speaker 1: don't hold back so that you are politically correct. There
Speaker 1: are no limits to your power. Oh boy, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get in trouble here, aren't we. Chris, I'm gonna be delicates.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be delicate. I'm telling you right now. I'm look,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this on the fly. The movie and music
Speaker 1: industry would be virtually eliminated overnight, probably paused completely. No no, no, Chris,
Speaker 1: No no, no no, we're here. What's that great saying from
Speaker 1: the movie Crimson Tide. We're here to preserve democracy, not
Speaker 1: to practice it. No, no, Daddy's in charge. Now this filth,
Speaker 1: this commie filth gone. I'll let it come back. But
Speaker 1: we are going to have whole industry cleanouts of movies
Speaker 1: and music, which are critically important. These sports leagues. Good
Speaker 1: Bye to that China money, and you better start being
Speaker 1: American again. The school system, the public school system is gone,
Speaker 1: and I do mean completely gone. I may do a
Speaker 1: phase out of it if I'm in a good mood,
Speaker 1: but it will not be in existence anymore. We will
Speaker 1: move on to a completely privatized school system. I'm fine
Speaker 1: if that's not homeschooling. Not everyone can do that. The
Speaker 1: privatized system, by the way, if you're worried about the costs,
Speaker 1: would cost a fraction of what the government school system
Speaker 1: costs you for a much better education for your children.
Speaker 1: The public education system would be gone completely overnight. That
Speaker 1: would not be facing, That would be overnight gone period by.
Speaker 1: Virtually every single government agency would be eliminated. And I
Speaker 1: mean the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I mean the EPA.
Speaker 1: I don't mean a reduction. I don't mean a limited
Speaker 1: I mean virtually every single government agency would be eliminated.
Speaker 1: Chris asked the i RS too, Yes, of course, the
Speaker 1: IRS they probably be first, probably be first. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking about any of this. I would openly
Speaker 1: encourage states to build churches in synagogues. There's no such
Speaker 1: thing as church and state. Your country has to have
Speaker 1: some sort of religious founding in order to have a
Speaker 1: moral code. I'm not appreciate it. You you you know, I've
Speaker 1: never done that. I never will. That is every The
Speaker 1: Aztecs had a religious moral code. It was detestable, but
Speaker 1: they had one. If you don't have one as a nation,
Speaker 1: you are gone. Every nation in the history mankind is
Speaker 1: known they need to have one. We will have one
Speaker 1: here in the United States of America. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: starting a theocracy and burning heretics set the state. It
Speaker 1: will be more of an encouragement. But we will have
Speaker 1: churches and synagogues here all over the country. Period. We will.
Speaker 1: You know, we should probably dial down what should be
Speaker 1: done to the opposition, but let's just start with deportations.
Speaker 1: There will be mass deportations, and I'm talking about of
Speaker 1: American citizens. We have too many American citizens now who
Speaker 1: simply despise the United States of America. Chris, that's not nice.
Speaker 1: But it's true. Chris said, Hey, it's what Lincoln wanted
Speaker 1: to do. It's true. There will be people leaving this country.
Speaker 1: There will be the death penalty for pedophiles. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean after a year if obviously I wanted a
Speaker 1: justice system, after a fair trial. If you meet certain
Speaker 1: levels of egregious you will die that day. In fact,
Speaker 1: you will die publicly that day on the courthouse, long
Speaker 1: swinging from the gallows that day. They're not torturing people
Speaker 1: to death through anything like that, but you're gone that
Speaker 1: day in public, and you'll swing there for a while
Speaker 1: so everybody can see. Um, let me see, Chris, what
Speaker 1: else are we doing here? What voting rights? Oh, you
Speaker 1: are absolutely You'll be shocked at how few people actually
Speaker 1: get to vote. I don't think I will actually make
Speaker 1: it an age thing. I'll certainly put a limit on
Speaker 1: it twenty five thirty years old unless you have military
Speaker 1: service type thing. But there will be you will be
Speaker 1: a stakeowner in this country or you have no say
Speaker 1: so whatsoever in the direction of this country. Illegal immigration.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, that'll be gone. That'll get handled pretty quickly,
Speaker 1: very very quickly. I don't I don't mean we're going
Speaker 1: to get you deported after you go through court. I
Speaker 1: mean you physically can't get to the border, and if
Speaker 1: you do, you're simply met at gunpoint and told to
Speaker 1: turn around. I'm not doing that to be cruel. I
Speaker 1: think that is nice because you don't have to do
Speaker 1: that very long and they'll stop coming. They'll simply stop coming.
Speaker 1: Let me think here, abortion outlawed nationally, not even a
Speaker 1: debate that comes with the death penalty. Let me think here,
Speaker 1: what else? I realized it's getting brutal, Chris, I'm the dictator.
Speaker 1: I'm the dictator. You asked what I would do. He
Speaker 1: asked me to be offensive. This is what I'm By
Speaker 1: the way, I'm not done yet. I'm just taking down
Speaker 1: through the list of answers. Here, government will issue, government
Speaker 1: will issue and have no rights to take back. And
Speaker 1: a R fifteen to every single American adult after they
Speaker 1: receive firearms training, we will be the most armed country
Speaker 1: in the history of the world. Oh, I'm not even
Speaker 1: close to finish yet. First we have to have a
Speaker 1: guest to talk about those government schools. Hang on. Your
Speaker 1: daughter doesn't want to talk about why her room is
Speaker 1: a horrible mess. Your son doesn't want to talk about
Speaker 1: why he's wearing mismatching socks. Your spouse doesn't want to
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Speaker 1: You hear me rail all the time against this public
Speaker 1: education system. One guy I've really really come to admire
Speaker 1: because he's always out there fighting to good fight is
Speaker 1: Corey DeAngelis. He is with the Reason Foundation. He's the
Speaker 1: director of School Choice with the Reason Foundation. Corey, parents
Speaker 1: out there are screaming for schools to open. You're out
Speaker 1: there doing good things. Tell people what's happening. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: we've seen this over the past year that schools have
Speaker 1: been closed for in person instruction and not providing an
Speaker 1: adequate type of remote learning for so many students, And
Speaker 1: a lot of it has to do with incentives. You know,
Speaker 1: the private schools have been fighting to reopen whereas the
Speaker 1: public schools and their teachers unions have been fighting to
Speaker 1: remain closed because they get your money regardless of whether
Speaker 1: they even opened their doors for business. So now you
Speaker 1: even have places like teachers unions in the Chicago area
Speaker 1: you actually going on strike as of yesterday, after the
Speaker 1: district even offered them a nine and a half percent
Speaker 1: raise over three years. Yeah, so families are seeing all
Speaker 1: of this stuff going on. I mean, you have the
Speaker 1: Berkeley teacher union president railing against schools reopening while sending
Speaker 1: his own child to in person private school for his family.
Speaker 1: So families are getting fed up with this, and they're
Speaker 1: seeking alternatives like school choice or what I call funding
Speaker 1: the student as opposed to the system. And you have
Speaker 1: twenty eight states where legislators have introduced bills to fund
Speaker 1: the student as opposed to the institution. And about a
Speaker 1: third of these states have passed one of these bills
Speaker 1: out of at least one chamber, and about five other
Speaker 1: states have passed the bills out a committee. So there's
Speaker 1: there's a shift in momentum in support of funding students directly,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of has to do with
Speaker 1: the teachers unions overplaying their hand this past year. What
Speaker 1: do you mean. You say this all the time, and
Speaker 1: I love it. What do you mean specifically by funding
Speaker 1: students instead of systems? And the current system, a geographically
Speaker 1: assigned monopoly public school gets your children's education dollars regardless
Speaker 1: of how well they do, and regardless of how satisfied
Speaker 1: the families are, and in this past year in particular,
Speaker 1: regardless of whether they even open their doors for business.
Speaker 1: All I'm arguing is that that same money that would
Speaker 1: it went to your public school should follow the child
Speaker 1: instead to whatever educational institution works best for them. It
Speaker 1: could be the public school if that works best for them,
Speaker 1: but if not, it could follow them to a private school,
Speaker 1: or be used to cover the costs of home based
Speaker 1: education or even pandemic pods or micro schools. And the
Speaker 1: best way to do this through the legislature is something
Speaker 1: called an education savings account. The money that would have
Speaker 1: went to the public school follows the child to their
Speaker 1: own education savings account, and the funding has to be
Speaker 1: used on government approved education expenditures, and I listed a
Speaker 1: couple of them a second ago. But it gets us
Speaker 1: from funding built to funding students. And look, if the
Speaker 1: education system is supposed to exist to meet the needs
Speaker 1: of individual students. We should fund the students instead of
Speaker 1: the institution, and we already do this with so many
Speaker 1: other programs, like TELL grants in the gi built for
Speaker 1: higher education. The money goes to the student and then
Speaker 1: they can pick public or private universities of their choosing.
Speaker 1: We don't residentially assign people to a particular institution and
Speaker 1: tell people they must use their PELL grant funding at
Speaker 1: a community college, for example, And we don't do that
Speaker 1: with PreK programs either. With PreK programs such as the
Speaker 1: federal Headstart program, the money goes to the family. Family
Speaker 1: can choose public or private, religious or non religious, and
Speaker 1: you can go on and on with these examples of
Speaker 1: other programs that fund people instead of institutions. We should
Speaker 1: just do the same thing when it comes to kate
Speaker 1: to twelve education. Poory right out there, right now. I've
Speaker 1: been encouraging people to move, if it's at all possible, move,
Speaker 1: get to a place where your child can be educated
Speaker 1: the way they want. If you know where, You've forgotten
Speaker 1: more about this stealth than I'll ever know. There's a
Speaker 1: parent out there right now looking around the country for
Speaker 1: a place where they can have choices for their child.
Speaker 1: If you're that parent, what advice do you have for them?
Speaker 1: Where is the school choice heaven right now? Or heavens?
Speaker 1: In America? Arizona and Florida are two best states for
Speaker 1: private school choice initiatives and for charter schools. They have
Speaker 1: a lot of access to public charter schools as well.
Speaker 1: But Arizona has two bills this session. One has already
Speaker 1: passed out of their full Senate to expand their existing
Speaker 1: programs that already fund students as oppost to institutions. And
Speaker 1: Florida has another bill at that just advanced to the
Speaker 1: full Senate yesterday to expand their programs to fund students
Speaker 1: as oppost to institutions. So those states are doing it well,
Speaker 1: but there are tons of other states that are pushing
Speaker 1: the ball forward when it comes to school choice. And
Speaker 1: I think a lot of that has to do with again,
Speaker 1: because the teacher junions are essentially providing free advertising for
Speaker 1: school choice this past year and families are getting fed up.
Speaker 1: You look at the latest real clear opinion research pulling
Speaker 1: on this, there's been a huge jump jump in support
Speaker 1: for funding students directly from in just a few months
Speaker 1: between April and August twenty twenty, there was a ten
Speaker 1: percentage point jump in support for funding students directly, and
Speaker 1: we're seeing these proposals all across the nation. So I
Speaker 1: think the teacher unions have really overplayed their hand in
Speaker 1: a way. They've done more to advance the concept of
Speaker 1: school choice than anyone could have ever imagined this past year, Corey,
Speaker 1: Are we making progress as far as parents, as far
Speaker 1: as the public education system reforming itself or maybe getting
Speaker 1: funds taken away for people like me who really really
Speaker 1: look down on any government schooling. Are we making steps
Speaker 1: in the right direction at all? Or are we still
Speaker 1: just stuck in the mud here? Wow, we're making steps
Speaker 1: in the right direction when it comes to people re
Speaker 1: envisioning how education funding should work. People are starting to
Speaker 1: understand that there's no good reason to fund the institution
Speaker 1: when you can fund the students directly. But when it
Speaker 1: comes to the public school system, it's more of the same.
Speaker 1: We throw more and more money at the problem and
Speaker 1: they get essentially the same results over time, and that's
Speaker 1: because they don't have particularly strong incentives to meet the
Speaker 1: needs of individual families. And I think more people are
Speaker 1: seeing this past year. But I will say in places
Speaker 1: that do have more school choice, the public schools tend
Speaker 1: to get better in response to that competitive pressure. There's
Speaker 1: a ton of studies on this, particularly in Florida, finding
Speaker 1: that when private school choice expands, or when charter schools expand,
Speaker 1: the public schools up their game. So in this sense,
Speaker 1: school choice is a rising tide that lifts all boats,
Speaker 1: and you don't even really have to use the programs
Speaker 1: to benefit from them because of those competitive pressures. And
Speaker 1: a handful of other studies find that in response to
Speaker 1: this competition, the public schools start to pay their teachers more.
Speaker 1: And again that's because in the current system, the monopoly
Speaker 1: does have any particularly strong incentive to allocate resources efficiently.
Speaker 1: So school choice benefits families obviously in the public and
Speaker 1: private sector, but it also benefits the employees as well,
Speaker 1: and so school choice benefits teachers too. It's really a
Speaker 1: win win situation until you start thinking about the teachers
Speaker 1: union bosses and the administrators in the system who would
Speaker 1: otherwise profit from getting those dollars that should go to
Speaker 1: teacher salaries instead of administrators. Is there actual talk out
Speaker 1: there from people you're talking to about moving to homeschooling.
Speaker 1: Is homeschooling blowing up right now? Because I hear so
Speaker 1: much chatter about it, I just can't find numbers if
Speaker 1: it's actually happening. Yeah, obviously there's a boost in home
Speaker 1: based education, whether that's through the public school system or
Speaker 1: done privately, but even formally homeschooling has jumped a lot.
Speaker 1: The latest Gallop poll that I found on this nationwide
Speaker 1: suggests that the number of students formally homeschooling this year
Speaker 1: will double from last year. So there's a huge increase
Speaker 1: in homeschooling. A lot of people are who wouldn't have
Speaker 1: done it before got a taste of homeschooling in the
Speaker 1: past year and they said, well, you know, maybe I
Speaker 1: want to do this. Maybe I don't like the factory
Speaker 1: model of the government school system, and maybe I can
Speaker 1: make it work in the home based setting where my
Speaker 1: child can get more one on one instruction. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, not all families can afford to cover
Speaker 1: the cost of home based education. So I think this
Speaker 1: is another reason why there's a bigger push for funding
Speaker 1: students directly, because these education savity accounts programs could be
Speaker 1: used to cover the cost of home based education. And
Speaker 1: would actually lead to more equity because the most advantaged
Speaker 1: are the ones who are more likely to be able
Speaker 1: to afford home based education and private school tuition and
Speaker 1: fees without these programs. So again, there shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: partisan issue. It shouldn't be an issue at all because
Speaker 1: it really leads to a win for everybody until you
Speaker 1: start to think about the power dynamics when it comes
Speaker 1: to the special interest that profit from getting your child's
Speaker 1: education dollars regardless of how well they do, and in
Speaker 1: this past year, as we've all seen, regardless of what
Speaker 1: they open their doors for business. Corey Deangelist, everybody, Corey,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. From a man I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right. Dictator Jesse, why do
Speaker 1: Republican governors suck? And more state advice? Are you thinking
Speaker 1: about moving to Texas? I'm gonna help you hang them missus.
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Speaker 1: This might be our final broadcast. We have an emergency
Speaker 1: situation here in the building. I walked into the bathroom
Speaker 1: a second ago. The urinal, Yes, the urinal in the
Speaker 1: bathroom is overflowing. And I need to be crystal clear
Speaker 1: about this. When I say overflowing, I don't mean troop.
Speaker 1: I mean a waterfall pouring out of the urinal. And
Speaker 1: I have almost died so many times in this lifetime.
Speaker 1: If I die drowning in urinal water, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: so disappointed, so disappointed. But I guess that's the way
Speaker 1: it goes. I've decided we should probably leave the dictator's
Speaker 1: stuff aside for another day. It doesn't get better from there,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. It doesn't get better from there. But
Speaker 1: I will tell you there is a robust plan to
Speaker 1: give power back to the States. When I'm done with
Speaker 1: all this. There will, however, be well, for most of
Speaker 1: our laws are going to get eliminated during my time.
Speaker 1: But then there will be some serious systems put into
Speaker 1: place so this stuff can never ever ever happen again,
Speaker 1: ever happen again? Deal or Doctor Steele, Showgun Oracle of Jesse.
Speaker 1: How are Republican governors even more out of touch than
Speaker 1: the DC crowd? Were they really too stupid to realize
Speaker 1: that the santis gnome personal responsibility approach is a million
Speaker 1: times more popular with the base than the abbot tyrant lockdown,
Speaker 1: forced face face diaper approach. Yes, they're too stupid, Yes
Speaker 1: it Your life is going to be so influenced by
Speaker 1: the people around you. We all like to consider ourselves.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm too strong for that. I'm a strong woman.
Speaker 1: No one affects me. I'm a man. No one affects
Speaker 1: how I think. That's not true. That's not true. You
Speaker 1: were affected by the things your eyes see and your
Speaker 1: ears here. That's the way the human body is made up.
Speaker 1: That's the way the human mind is made up. That's
Speaker 1: why I encourage you to move. It's better for you.
Speaker 1: Why do you think so many of these Republicans, these
Speaker 1: conservatives moved to DC as politicians or writers, and soon
Speaker 1: they're taking the system line before you know it, like that.
Speaker 1: It's all they're surrounded by these Republican governors and Republicans
Speaker 1: just at any level, so often lose their minds and
Speaker 1: do the wrong thing because they're not talking to you.
Speaker 1: They're not talking to me, and Greg Abbott could reach
Speaker 1: out to me. It's not like it doesn't have my number.
Speaker 1: They're not talking to us. They're not talking to us.
Speaker 1: They're talking to their other political friends. They're talking to
Speaker 1: their rich donors who are uncomfortable with this and uncomfortable
Speaker 1: with that, and they come out with these positions that
Speaker 1: are I mean, anybody you can see a mile away
Speaker 1: that's gonna be wildly unpopular with Republicans and they can't.
Speaker 1: And you're all, is this guy an idiot? Is it?
Speaker 1: This guy got himself in a bubble. Beware of your bubble.
Speaker 1: You are in one. Bubbles make you stupid. Greetings say
Speaker 1: Tie Showgun Master Chief of Letters usmc PhD. Shut up, Chris,
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I enjoyed your recent segment on surviving the
Speaker 1: eight month Montana Winners so much so that I think
Speaker 1: it should be a reoccurring segment on the show The
Speaker 1: Red State Relocation Survival Guide. You may not know people
Speaker 1: living in blue states have folklore about Red states, Southern states,
Speaker 1: in flyover states in general. When I decided to take
Speaker 1: up your suggestion and relocate to red state Florida, I
Speaker 1: was immediately warned about the infamous Texas summers and apparent
Speaker 1: statewide infestation with brown recluses. Can you do anything to
Speaker 1: dispel my concerns? Okay, power one. The brown recluse thing
Speaker 1: is so overblown. I've lived here for six seven years
Speaker 1: something like that. What year is it, Chris twenty twenty one?
Speaker 1: Think of me. About seven years I've lived in Texas.
Speaker 1: I've seen one brown recluse, ever, and it was a
Speaker 1: dead one. Chris has seen three he's lived there his
Speaker 1: whole life. That's so overblown, totally overblown. It's not like
Speaker 1: Australia where you get eaten by dingoes right when you
Speaker 1: get off the plane. Anyway, your body adjusts to things.
Speaker 1: Your body will adjust, will adjust to the Texas summers.
Speaker 1: You're never going to walk out of your house in
Speaker 1: July Dallas or Houston and be all, WHOA, this feels great.
Speaker 1: It's always going to be hot. You'll get used to it.
Speaker 1: You'll learn to get by your body adapts. One thing
Speaker 1: you have to be really diligent about, though, if you've
Speaker 1: never lived in a hot climate. You have to drink water.
Speaker 1: And I say that I didn't grow up drinking tons
Speaker 1: of water. I was actually a huge milk drinker. I
Speaker 1: would just drink it by the gallant. Shut up, Chris.
Speaker 1: But then in the Marine corps they will quite literally
Speaker 1: what they used to, They will quite literally beat it
Speaker 1: into you if you don't drink enough water. If you do,
Speaker 1: I've told you the story before, if they would catch
Speaker 1: you dehydrated, they'll look at your durine and if it's
Speaker 1: if it's not the right color. They will take you
Speaker 1: to a trash can and make you drink water until
Speaker 1: you're throwing up. It's that, but that's that's how important
Speaker 1: it is. And they're doing it because it'll save your life.
Speaker 1: So now I just naturally drink water all day long.
Speaker 1: I'm always drinking water. But I realize a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't. They have. They drink diet soda all day,
Speaker 1: They drink, they drink various things all day. You cannot
Speaker 1: do that here. You cannot do that here. You will
Speaker 1: get too dehydrated. You'll feel even if it doesn't get dangerous,
Speaker 1: you'll feel miserable all the time. You have got to
Speaker 1: drink water here and drink it a lot, and I
Speaker 1: mean a lot. All right, we're not quite done yet.
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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I mean that about
Speaker 1: drinking water. This is it's gonna sound like I'm one
Speaker 1: of those workout nut guys. You know those personal trainers.
Speaker 1: You need to drink nine gallons of water a day.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but in this state, you're going
Speaker 1: to learn a couple of things. Do you have to
Speaker 1: drink a lot of water. Your body will get used
Speaker 1: to it. Sunglasses are not optional. They're not optional. Your
Speaker 1: eyes will hurt at the end of the day. If
Speaker 1: you don't have sunglasses on, shut up. Chris. Hats also beneficial,
Speaker 1: especially when you're approaching thirty nine and the hair is
Speaker 1: starting to thin out a little bit on tomp, starting
Speaker 1: to retreat back towards your ears just a bit. Look,
Speaker 1: once you get married, everything goes gray and just starts
Speaker 1: falling out. It's from the stress of it. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll see you Monday, you hooligans. That's all the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly show. You don't have to dip forever. You know that, right,
Speaker 1: You don't have to smoke forever. And the reason I
Speaker 1: say it like that is I have been that guy.
Speaker 1: I've been that guy. I dipped for so long. And
Speaker 1: what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit.
Speaker 1: It's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. I'm a man,
Speaker 1: I don't need any help. I'm just gonna quit cold turkey.
Speaker 1: And I would fail time and time and time again.
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