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Speaker 1: It's going to be such a good day. It isn't

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Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday on the Jesse Kelly Show, and man,

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Speaker 1: America and the AD Counsel. In order to open these doors,

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Speaker 1: truck to lose control and it wrecks defense of one

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Speaker 1: of the farmers they're there to help. Now you've also

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Speaker 1: caused something else. Every time you're charging them, including this time,

427
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Speaker 1: the emu are taking off scared out of their minds.

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Speaker 1: Their brains are like the size of peas. And remember

429
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Speaker 1: I said, those powerful legs they have, they're stomping intense,

430
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Speaker 1: shredding the ground that they were there to protect, that

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Speaker 1: the army was there to protect. These stampedes are hurting

432
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Speaker 1: things even more. They finally figure out that they how

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Speaker 1: to start killing them, but even that's slow. It takes

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Speaker 1: ten shots per bird to bring one down. There are

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Speaker 1: twenty thousand EMUs. You only brought ten thousand rounds. It

436
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Speaker 1: lass a month, and it's just this comical turn of events,

437
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: again and again and again where they're trying to get them.

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Speaker 1: They'll get some. They'll start getting like two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty a week, but dumping thousands and thousands of rounds

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Speaker 1: to get that. Now, the armies running out of unition.

441
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Speaker 1: The EMU population doesn't seem to be whittled down at all.

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Speaker 1: The army is soon recalled. They're recalled. There was a

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Speaker 1: discussion in the government about giving the three guys who

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Speaker 1: went to fight the Emu's medals, and somebody in the

445
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Speaker 1: government makes it act that if we handed out medals

446
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Speaker 1: in this war, they'd all go to the Emu's. They

447
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: did eventually resolve this after a long time. They gave

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Speaker 1: the veterans more AMMO so the veterans could handle it.

449
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: The bounty program got ramped up, and surprise, surprise, they

450
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Speaker 1: figured out, you know, maybe it's just some better fences

451
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Speaker 1: would handle this, and it did. It handled it well.

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Speaker 1: When you hear people talk about the Great Emu War,

453
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Speaker 1: it's just three dudes. It wasn't the end of the world,

454
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Speaker 1: but that is the Great Emu War. There's nothing government

455
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: can't screw up. Nothing Sending three army guys without even

456
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Speaker 1: enough ammunition and a camera crew to document. The failure

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Speaker 1: is the most government thing and the history of government things.

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Speaker 1: Just remember this, everybody. It's not unique to America. The

459
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 1: people who end up in politics in general are morons.

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Speaker 1: You don't want them in charge of anything. Don't ask

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Speaker 1: for their help. You don't want it, all right, It

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Speaker 1: is an ask doctor Jesse Friday eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. I did a good job last week, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I want to give myself credit the most. What about

466
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Speaker 1: getting through as many emails as humanly possible? I got

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Speaker 1: through a lot last week. I'm going to attempt to

468
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Speaker 1: duplicate that, but I make no promises. Remember if you

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Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can get the

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Speaker 1: whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, in iTunes. Right after

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Speaker 1: the show, Chris gets the podcasts up, actually gets them

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Speaker 1: up right away shockingly on iTunes. Leave a five star rating,

473
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Speaker 1: leave a review talking about how handsome I am. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: My husband is retired. He mocks me about my low salary,

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Speaker 1: which is over seventy thousand. My non taxable retirement accounts

476
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: make more than my salary. Should I tell him or

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Speaker 1: not say anything? We've been married for thirty years. Our

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Speaker 1: son is a Navy aircraft carrier veteran. The beard makes

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Speaker 1: you look more handsome, all right, I'll address this in

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand, including myself. I didn't

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Speaker 1: now I do the impact of having a show. My

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Speaker 1: Lowering your high blood pressure could save you from a

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. It's me sombrero

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Speaker 1: Jesse on an ass doctor Jesse, what Chris Jesse. My

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Speaker 1: husband's retired. He mocks me about my low salary, which

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Speaker 1: is over seventy grand. My non taxable retirement accounts make

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Speaker 1: more than my salary. Should I tell him or not

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00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: say anything. We've been married for thirty years, our son

502
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: is an Navy aircraft carrier veteran. The beard makes you

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00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: look more handsome. Here's what I'm guessing, because I have

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Speaker 1: to guess a couple of things. I don't have more

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Speaker 1: details here. If he's mocking her for making over seventy

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Speaker 1: grand a year and they've been married for thirty years,

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Speaker 1: this reeks of he probably did real well for himself,

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Speaker 1: and he probably retired doing just fine. So I'm going

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00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: to assume that is the situation going in. If you're

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Speaker 1: retired and you're making the water, you're making fun of

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Speaker 1: the wife for making over seventy g's, you probably did

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Speaker 1: just fine, probably did just fine for yourself. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: tell him. I wouldn't tell him because it looks harmless,

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00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm assuming you know it looks. It all

515
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: looks very fun and harmless. I wouldn't tell him at

516
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Speaker 1: all until the day you retire, and then what I

517
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: would do, I would you have to plan this out right,

518
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 1: though you have to be absolutely devious and terrible about it.

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00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: You have to plan this out right. Don't tell him

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Speaker 1: until the day you retire, but then get all of

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Speaker 1: your statements framed, like all of your retirement statements that

522
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 1: show how much money you have framed or or even

523
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: in a letter, and hand it to him on the

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Speaker 1: day you retire, just to see the look on his face.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you film it too. It'll be greatness. Yeah,

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00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: by this point in time. Look, I'm generally not an

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Speaker 1: advocate of secret accounts from the spouse. That's probably not

528
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: a great way to go. But in this case, you

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00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: guys sound like you're doing fine. Good for you and

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00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: semprify to your son, Chris, I've told you about I

531
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: think it's the York town and Charleston the big aircraft carrier.

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00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: Let me just tell everybody again. And it's not like

533
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: I get like I get paid for this or something.

534
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm pitching Charleston for all of you. Charleston is one

535
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: of the coolest cities in the country. But even if

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Speaker 1: you don't care for Charleston, doesn't matter. They have a

537
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: World War two aircraft carrier there. I think it's the Yorktown.

538
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: I might have that wrong. Chris, looked that up, please,

539
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: so no, I'm not screwing that up. They have a

540
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: World War two aircraft carrier there. You can go in it.

541
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: And when I say you can go in it, I

542
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: don't mean they let you walk around the top deck

543
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: and just look around. They let you go deep into

544
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: the bowels of the thing where they have like a

545
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: fake mannequin set up where the guy would get his

546
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: dental work done. You can see where they cooked the food.

547
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: It is awe inspiring. Yes, I have done it, Chris. Yes,

548
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: it was a bit tight for me at my size.

549
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: The USS Lexington, Oh no, No, the Lexington's here in

550
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: corporate here in Texas. No, I haven't been to that one.

551
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you about the one in Charleston. Did you

552
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: look up the one in Charleston, Chris. Anyway, they let

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00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: you go, They let you tour the whole thing. We

554
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: got lost. That's how I mean. You can imagine how

555
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: big aircraft carriers are. It is one of the coolest

556
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: experiences I've ever done. We did it when our boys

557
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: were younger. I'm taking my boys again soon so they

558
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: can see one aircraft carriers are the most awe inspiring things.

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00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: Chris just asked if they have a sub there? Yes,

560
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: they have a sub there. I'm not pitching any recommendations

561
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: for that sub. Why I have now? I have wide shoulders.

562
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: This is the Kelly shoulders. There were plenty of places

563
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: in that sub where I not only had to duck,

564
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: I could not walk straight down the hallway. I had

565
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: to turn to the No, what are you saying okay

566
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: for it? Like it's nothing? No, it's not still cool, Chris.

567
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to squeeze my way through a subs

568
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: like shack getting in a pay phone. I absolutely not.

569
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: I will never be I will. I will take my boys.

570
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: I will say there's the sub, and of course I'll

571
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: make up some excuse because I don't want to look

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00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: like I'm whimping out. I'd be like I got to

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00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: use the restroom. Its must have been the eggs. I'll

574
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: see you guys in a little bit. I'll be right

575
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 1: there and then I'll just stand outside. I'm not going

576
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: on that sub, dear chef, Showguns, Centurion, Kelly what Chris.

577
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: I have been perplexed for my entire life as to

578
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: why skinny men marry whales that outweigh them by two

579
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: or three times. For I cannot, for the life of me,

580
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: understand why do dudes have a huge flaw too so

581
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: they settle it seems more than a preference for large

582
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: women at this point. Please enlighten me. Also, I think

583
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: this would be a great quipment. But look, wails just

584
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: a little bit mean people have people are built differently. One,

585
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: they're totally built differently. I have known several bodies who

586
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: prefer big women and I don't. And I don't I

587
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: don't mean like one, I have several bodies that prefer them.

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00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's just what dudes are into. Here's what we

589
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: all do. We because we're all selfish. And I realize

590
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: you're not as selfish as me, But because we're all selfish,

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00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: we assume everybody thinks like us. Oh, I want a

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00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: six foot blonde girl. There are guys all over the

593
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: planet who have no interest in that at all. Oh,

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00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: I love Asian chicks. That's awesome, cool, good for you,

595
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: and chicks are hot. There are guys all over the planet.

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00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: Doesn't do it for them at all. You're It is

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00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: a good thing that different men want different things. A

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00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: good thing. I have one more thing to say on

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00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: this It'll be equally offensive, and then we'll move on

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Speaker 1: to dragons and magic unicorns. It's gonna be a great show.

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Speaker 1: Agg You're never going to hear me judge you. You

602
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Speaker 1: know I don't do that, and mainly it's because I'm terrible,

603
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: and so when it comes to something like dipping tobacco,

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to point my finger at you and

605
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: say that's terrible for you. You know you have to quit.

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00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: I won't do that. I can't do that. But I

607
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: dipped for a long time and I knew I had

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Speaker 1: to quit. I'll be honest. I did not want to,

609
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: but I knew I had to quit. You know the

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00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: reasons why. You don't need me to tell you. I

611
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: didn't know how. I liked it so much. I didn't

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00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: know how. And I tried. I tried sunflower seeds, I

613
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: tried cigarettes. I know it's stupid, it's terrible. I know.

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Speaker 1: Jake's Mintchew is what works. Jake's Mintchew is all natural,

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Speaker 1: tobacco free, nicotine free, a bunch of different flavors. It

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Speaker 1: tastes good. Highly recommend the CBD pouches, and it gives

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Speaker 1: me a little replacement that's actually good for me. Good

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Speaker 1: at Jake's Mint Chew dot Com used to promo code

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Speaker 1: Jesse for twenty percent off. I have maybe the most

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Speaker 1: exciting announcement in the history of the show. You can

621
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: now have T shirts and mugs with my face on them. Yes,

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00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: we still have our anti communist merch, which really is

623
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: the coolest stuff I keep I keep buying it now.

624
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: They sent me some free stuff to advertise it, and

625
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: I keep buying it. They're very simple hoodies, tank tops,

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00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: v next T shirts, hats, and they just say anti

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00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: Communist on them. That's all they say. They're awesome. People

628
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: keep emailing me that they bought them and they're getting

629
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: some looks out there. I wear them to all my kids'

630
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 1: sports games. Yeah, what say sup them? You can find

631
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Speaker 1: them on the first TV dot com slash store, the

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00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: first TV dot com slash store. All right, one last

633
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: thing on the skinny dudes and big big women thing.

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Speaker 1: There's something about all of us. Hang on. This is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. One more thing

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Speaker 1: on this skinny dude's liking bigger women thing. This is

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Speaker 1: going to be offensive, but that's who I am, So

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Speaker 1: let's just come out with it. Because of what I

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Speaker 1: do now, I have talked to a thousand smoking hot

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Speaker 1: women because they're in this industry. That's who they put

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Speaker 1: on television because I have a TV show, and so

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Speaker 1: you're always talking to people at a big conference from

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Speaker 1: another network and the women are jaw dropping out. There's

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Speaker 1: a thousand of them. You gave. Hot women are so

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Speaker 1: boring lots of the time, and they're so boring because

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Speaker 1: all of us. It's not it's not like it's their fault.

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Speaker 1: All of us. We're as good as we have to

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Speaker 1: be most of the time. You know who's really fun

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Speaker 1: to be around lots of the time, the bigger girl

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Speaker 1: who didn't have to just batterize at a guy to

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Speaker 1: have him laugh at her stupid jokes. She actually had

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Speaker 1: to come up with funny jokes. And look that old saying.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty vulgar. So I will make it completely PG

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Speaker 1: for the show. It's one true show me a dime,

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Speaker 1: and I will show you a guy who's tired of

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Speaker 1: being with her. The looks. Obviously, I'm not gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you looks don't matter. Of course, they't matter. You're attracted

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Speaker 1: to what you're attracted to. But buddy, if you don't

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Speaker 1: enjoy being around her, that stuff gets old real, real fast,

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Speaker 1: real fast. Nobody on the planet, whoever your your dream

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Speaker 1: girl is, Nobody on the planet is hot enough. There's

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Speaker 1: not a single woman on the planet hot enough for

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Speaker 1: you to hang out with her all the time, like

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Speaker 1: in marriage. If her personality is garbage, it doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: I know you think it does, saw mahaiak or or whatever.

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Speaker 1: The thing I'm probably aging myself there does not exist.

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Speaker 1: Let's not exist, doctor Jesse Kelly, When are you going

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Speaker 1: to write a book that will be banned? Thanks for

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Speaker 1: all you do. I have been asked multiple times to

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Speaker 1: write a book. I even had a major major publisher

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Speaker 1: approached me and asked me if I would write a book.

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Speaker 1: They want me to write a book. Please write a book.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be really good. People have certain skill sets,

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Speaker 1: and I understand people enjoy when I write things. I'll

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Speaker 1: write things every now and then. You have to understand

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Speaker 1: how much I hate writing, hatred of writing. I could say,

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Speaker 1: I could sit and do six hours of radio in

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Speaker 1: a day. I probably wouldn't have much voice left by

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Speaker 1: the time was done, but I would enjoy it. But

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Speaker 1: I was probably sound like this is the voice was

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Speaker 1: going away. But I would enjoy it. An entire book.

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Speaker 1: All my friends write books, because that's what everyone does.

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Speaker 1: In this thing. An entire book sounds horrible. That's one. Two.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's something everybody does. I tell't you, Chris,

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Speaker 1: don't you feel like everybody has a book? Chris said,

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Speaker 1: I should just have a really good book about stupid

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Speaker 1: stuff we talk about, like fast food and stuff. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I should. Maybe that's what I should do. Come out

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Speaker 1: with the political book that's like ten percent politics and

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Speaker 1: ninety percent the mindless stuff we suck about here. Oh,

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Speaker 1: speaking of nightmares, I'm want to get to this. This

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Speaker 1: came up earlier in the show. I do have one

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Speaker 1: that I have now and then, but it's only like

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Speaker 1: once a year, and it is the weirdest thing. I've

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Speaker 1: no idea where it comes from. If you're a psychologist

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Speaker 1: or psychiatrist, or at least you want to pretend to

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Speaker 1: be one, call or email me and tell me what

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Speaker 1: this means. A common theme is this somebody I love

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Speaker 1: is in trouble, family, you know, whatever it is, in

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Speaker 1: bad trouble, terrorists of some kind. Somebody's breaking in the house,

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Speaker 1: storming the building, die Hard style, something like that. I

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Speaker 1: either get my hands on a weapon or use my

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Speaker 1: own hands, and I go after who's coming after my

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Speaker 1: loved ones, and I can't hurt them. I'll have a

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Speaker 1: weapon in my hands and I'll be pop pop pop pop,

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Speaker 1: and they're not going down. Nothing's affecting them, and I

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Speaker 1: end up losing. And the same thing with my fists.

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Speaker 1: I'll get to them and I'm in it and it

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Speaker 1: has no effect whatsoever, which increases the desperation of it,

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Speaker 1: and I end up losing. It's not often I'm fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm not waking up in night terrors. But that is

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Speaker 1: one thing that happens to me, and I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what it means. I'm sure it means something, or

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Speaker 1: remember it means nothing. Who knows, but I want to know. Hail,

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Speaker 1: oh Great Potentate of the Coastal Plains. My question is

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Speaker 1: if you could pit the forces from any two nations

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Speaker 1: empire's tribes throughout time against each other in combat and

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Speaker 1: watch it like a football game, which two do you

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Speaker 1: think would put on the most entertaining show? You can

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Speaker 1: also control the numbers and the terrain to make it

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Speaker 1: as even a fight as possible. Julius Caesar's Roman legions vers.

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Speaker 1: Genghis Khan's Mongol Horde seems like an east I think

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Speaker 1: he meant say easy favorite. But there's a more interesting

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Speaker 1: and unique matchup you can think of. Also, would your

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Speaker 1: answer or question change it was between a single battle

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Speaker 1: or prolonged war ps? If you read this on the air,

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Speaker 1: you can use my name much love, brother Coy. All right,

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Speaker 1: allow me to burst your bubble. As you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: a Julius Caesar freak, super genius, one of the most,

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Speaker 1: if not the most historical figure this side of Jesus,

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Speaker 1: who Chris people killed an incredible general as well. Genghis

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Speaker 1: Khan's Mongols would mop up a Roman legion like they

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Speaker 1: weren't even there, like they weren't even there. But it's

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Speaker 1: not a fair comparison. We're talking about twelve hundred years

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Speaker 1: in advancement in the future. That's where you get to

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Speaker 1: Genghis Khan's Mongols. But look, if you want to, if

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Speaker 1: you want a little preview. A contemporary of Julius Caesar

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Speaker 1: was Marcus Lucinius Crassis, remember that super rich guy, and

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Speaker 1: he wanted to go fight to Ptarthians and took ten

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Speaker 1: thousand Romans over there to go fight to Ptarthians, and

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Speaker 1: none of them came back, including Crassus. The Roman legion

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Speaker 1: was a dominant force in the day. It does not

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Speaker 1: hold up against horse archers with these hugely powerful bows.

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Speaker 1: Part of the problem Crassis ran into was the bow

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Speaker 1: were shooting the arrows through the Roman shields and armor

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Speaker 1: and staple in their arms to the arts to the

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Speaker 1: shields and stuff like that. You can't It would not

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Speaker 1: even be a contest Julius Caesar's legions between Genghis Khans

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Speaker 1: Mongolian hordes. And I'm a huge fan of but there

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Speaker 1: would not even be a contest. I would be interested.

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Speaker 1: I would be interested to see an even number of

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Speaker 1: Comanche versus Mongolian horde. The Mongols are going to be

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Speaker 1: unquestionably more disciplined. That was really a hallmark of the

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Speaker 1: Mongol army. Remember you could be executed as a Mongolian

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Speaker 1: soldier if you had an arrow string fall off of

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Speaker 1: your horse, if you dropped an arrow string, you could

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Speaker 1: be executed for that. So that inspires, that inspires discipline

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Speaker 1: that is not normal. And the Comanche, like so many

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Speaker 1: Indian tribes, were not disciplined like that. But the Comanche,

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to be the only horseman in the history

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Speaker 1: of mankind who might be able to arrival a Mongol

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Speaker 1: on horseback. The command she remember, the command she held

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Speaker 1: off the US Army for a significant period of time.

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Speaker 1: The command she moved nations, just packing up and leaving. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we can't handle these people. We are out. I would

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Speaker 1: be interested to see that. But if I had to

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Speaker 1: pit one, but set aside the Mongols, because I view

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Speaker 1: them as being so superior. Let's set aside the Mongols.

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Speaker 1: I really genuinely would be interested, really genuinely interested in

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Speaker 1: seeing America's post World War Two army versus the Soviet army.

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Speaker 1: I would like to see it. They were so even.

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Speaker 1: They had tanks, planes. Soviets probably had more fighting experience,

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Speaker 1: but we had tons of it. The different styles of leadership.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad we didn't do it. I would like to

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Speaker 1: see it for sure. All right, let's talk about unicorns

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Speaker 1: and Dragon's hand. Miss something. There's a podcast getting on

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Speaker 1: You can find me on social media at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: That's a place I can't get kicked off. Let's turn

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Speaker 1: through these questions. I have to pick up the pace now,

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Speaker 1: Chris Jesse. I have a question I think will challenge

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Speaker 1: even your formidable wisdom. Who would win in a fight

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Speaker 1: my five year old daughter's magic unicorn, her imaginary best friend,

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Speaker 1: or a dragon? First understand when she looked up at

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Speaker 1: her daddy with those luminous, innocent brown eyes. What do

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Speaker 1: you think? I said? And what do you think? And

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Speaker 1: what would you have answered? Hint? If you get this wrong,

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Speaker 1: it will crush her without hesitation. I of course said unicorn,

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Speaker 1: I mean magic. Come on, he says, I'm welcome to

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Speaker 1: use his name. His name is Ryan from Lebanon Organ. Well,

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Speaker 1: obviously it's going to be the unicorn. And here's why

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Speaker 1: I say that I believe dragons actually existed. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I do not believe that in the yes, Chris, I do.

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Speaker 1: I believe in a one hundred percent. And here's why.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm a history dork and I go into all

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Speaker 1: this history stuff and I'm always reading about it. The

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Speaker 1: number of ancient cultures who describe something that sounds like

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Speaker 1: a dragon is shocking. It's not like it's one random

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Speaker 1: people who made up some weird ancient story. Dude. It's

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Speaker 1: a lot of them. A lot of them said maybe

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Speaker 1: they just found dinosaur bones or dinosaurs or look, whatever

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Speaker 1: the case may be. I believe in them. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying they flew. I'm definitely not saying they breathed fire.

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Speaker 1: I doubt those things that that's not necessarily believable with

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Speaker 1: what we have today. I do believe dragons of some

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Speaker 1: kind existed. I think the unicorn would be able to

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Speaker 1: outmaneuver the dragon. My big problem with the dragon has

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Speaker 1: always been those wings. Those wings are not going to

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Speaker 1: properly support a body that heavy. The body is always

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Speaker 1: too heavy on the dragon. They haven't changed laws of

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Speaker 1: physics in order to support a body that's what, Chris.

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Speaker 1: The wingspan would have to be a seven forty seven

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Speaker 1: to support of what It would have to be huge

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Speaker 1: to support a body that size. You know, I'm right.

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Speaker 1: Whereas the unicorn with magic, the dragon would never be

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Speaker 1: able to penetrate that I think it would be a

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Speaker 1: slow flyer. The Unicorn's ready to go. What, Chris, you

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Speaker 1: don't know about these questions. I'm the one answering the questions,

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Speaker 1: Doctor Oracle. Before I get to my question. I have

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Speaker 1: I tell you. Look, I would never be able to

845
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Speaker 1: eat my super beats every day if they tasted like beats.

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00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: I'm serious. My mom used to jar them all the

847
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: time because we didn't you jar stuff, and I could.

848
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: I just the smell of it. To this day, I

849
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: have to leave the room. They're hideous. I still don't

850
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: know how they got super beats not to taste like beats,

851
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: But whatever, Why do British His question is why do

852
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: British accents sound so hot? And additionally, do you think

853
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: British people think our American accents are the same? Keep

854
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: up the good work, oh wise, one says, feel free

855
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: to read his name. This is Rob from North Dakota.

856
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: All right, let's have a little talk that's going to

857
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: hurt it looks this is it's fellas. This is for

858
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: you and ladies it's for you too. It's for you too,

859
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: because ladies love accents too. Dudes love accents. Ladies love accents.

860
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: Here's the reality of life. I mean, you all heard

861
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: Laura Logan on here was it this week? I think

862
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: we had Laura Logan on she had that salad African accent. Oh,

863
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: just smoking cod Smoking cod. Accents sound good because they're different,

864
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: and you think different means better because you haven't experienced

865
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: it yet. It's that forbidden fruit thing. I have done

866
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: enough traveling to know and mingled in enough circles to know, Yes,

867
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: it's hot, but they're all the same. They're all the same.

868
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: They're all the same. We used to hit on Asian

869
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: women all the time when we were in and when

870
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: we were in Asia, we got liberty all the time

871
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: in Tokyo when we were doing some training over in Japan,

872
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: and of course they we're hitting on Japanese women all

873
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: the time. We're a bunch of young Marines and yeah,

874
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: it's cool, it's exotic, it's different. Oh, they're the same

875
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: women there that they are here. Women are the same.

876
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, Chris is right, the grass is always greener.

877
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: You feel like, oh, that's that's sexy, that's spicy, and

878
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: women are the same way. Oh, I love those Australian accents.

879
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: In a week, you'd be yelling at him to pick

880
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: his underwear up off the floor after he got married.

881
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: It's just it's that forbidden fruit thing, that wanting what

882
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: you don't have, wanting what you've never had, thing, that's

883
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: what makes it sexy. And I'm just as guilty as you.

884
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: I hear it, and I'm about Oh. We got Laura

885
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 1: Logan coming on the show today. Laura, you just take

886
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: it away so I can. It's all the same. People

887
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: are all the same. But when you have a fascination

888
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: with the exotic, with something that's different and that's not wrong,

889
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: it makes you human. But it's not better. Look I did,

890
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: like I said, I've been overseas and stuff like that.

891
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: It wasn't long, and I just wanted to come back

892
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 1: to America. That's it, you know what. Japan's been fun.

893
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: Really enjoyed it. Oh, this place has been fun. I

894
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: had a blast here. I want some American women, and

895
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: I want some American beer, and I want some American food.

896
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: And yes, I'm glad I got to experience other cultures.

897
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: There's nothing like an American woman. Call me a homer

898
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: if you want. Dear Doctor Shogun, supreme offender of feminists,

899
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: do you prefer a weapon that holds six or seven

900
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: rounds with greater stopping power or one that holds ten

901
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: to fifteen rounds with less power? Personally, I'm all about

902
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: the higher round count. I know not all cops are

903
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: expert marksman, but they've got more training than the average person,

904
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: and yet a huge percentage of the shots fired in

905
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: real life scenarios either completely miss or don't hit center mass. Therefore,

906
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: doesn't it make sense to carry more rounds if it's

907
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: for home defense or carrying concealed in public? Does that

908
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: change your answer? Answer is the same, no matter what,

909
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: No matter what, I love stopping power as much as

910
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: the next man. If you're in grizzly bear country, as

911
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: I've explained to you before, leave your stupid nine millimeter

912
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: at home. Carry a forty four magnum or bigger. I

913
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: am not saying that so you can puff out your chest.

914
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: A smaller round than that will not penetrate a grizzly

915
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: bear skull. You have to have something that big for

916
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: the human body. Overkill is underrated. You need more rounds.

917
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: You need more rounds. I've seen it. I've seen it personally.

918
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: I've seen it with rifle fire, let alone, pistol fire.

919
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: You are going to miss, and even if you hit,

920
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: if his adrenaline is up to he may knock and

921
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: go down. Unless you're doing dome shots. You need more ammo,

922
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: more ammo, more shots at all times period. You need

923
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: more shots. That's for home defense. That goes for everyday, Carrie.

924
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: And another thing about home defense, you need to be

925
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: careful about over penetration. Over Penetration is a big problem

926
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: in a home. Your background of your target matters a lot.

927
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: And I'm saying this for you shotgun keepers. And I

928
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: have a shotgun too, double a lot buck I do too,

929
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: in the right situation, would use it a shotgun Buckshot

930
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: if God forbid you ever have to shoot it in

931
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: your home, is going to over penetrate. You got kids

932
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: behind those two or three walls, you feel like filling

933
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: them up with buckshot? I sure don't. That's why something

934
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: like a nine millimeters very good if you have the

935
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: right round for it. It's why a three hundred blackout

936
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: is really really good. It's an even bigger round and

937
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: it's just gonna die once it hits the walls. More

938
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: always better. Jake's Mint Chew helps you quit dipping tobacco.

939
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Speaker 1: And I hate talking to you about this now. I

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Speaker 1: love it and hate it. I love talking to you

941
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Speaker 1: about it because Jake's Mintchew actually works. It is what works.

942
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Speaker 1: But I hate it because I feel like you think

943
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm judging you for dipping tobacco. I'm not. I've had

944
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: more tobacco in my lips than you have. And full disclosure,

945
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: not even sure if I'm supposed to say this. I

946
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: loved it. I don't look back on the days where

947
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: I dipped tobacco and go oh that was Those were

948
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: some dark times. I loved it. And because I loved

949
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: it so much, I needed something tangible that would help

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Speaker 1: me quit. Jake's Mint Chew is all natural, no nicotine,

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957
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: I can't believe you even just asked me that, and

958
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm not letting you gobble up the precious people's time

959
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: for ask doctor Jesse Friday, Chris asked me who would win?

960
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 1: Godzilla or King Kong? If you aren't cheering for King Kong,

961
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: I want you to turn off as radio show right now. What, Chris? What?

962
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: I understand that he's up against it with a nuclear

963
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:15,479
Speaker 1: lizard that breathes atomic fire. I realize he's down and out,

964
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: but it's still Kong man. I understand Godzilla has most

965
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: of the advantages, and I understand people who okay, okay,

966
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: all of the advantages, and I understand people who point

967
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: out that size wise, there's no comparison until they make

968
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 1: them fight each other and then they're the same size.

969
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: King Kong historically is the side wouldn't come up to

970
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: Godzilla's knee. Godzilla is the size of skyscrapers. King Kong

971
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: has to climb skyscrapers. But assuming they're the same size,

972
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: you cheer for Kong. You want Kong to Kong out

973
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: and rage and stuff like that. No, No, I said

974
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: King Kong, I said Godzilla had every advantage. King Kong

975
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: has the strength advantage, same size, he has this kind

976
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: of even Godzilla has that huge tail he whips around

977
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Dang it, dang it, Jesse, what

978
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: is your favorite whiskey drink? Are you a whiskey water,

979
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 1: an ice sky or whiskey straight? And I cannot read

980
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 1: that joke you also sent along with it. This is

981
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: a naturally syndicated radio show. Yes, I laughed. No, I

982
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: cannot read that on the air. I'm a whiskey straight guy,

983
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: a sipping straight. I don't mind a couple of ice

984
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: cubes in it now and then. But I just enjoy

985
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: sitting back and just sipping on it nice and warm

986
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: down the throat. Nothing better if you got a cold.

987
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: That's enough, Chris Jesse, you're a clarion. Call to boycott

988
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: goods and services of leftist anti American companies has resonated.

989
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 1: What do you think about creating nonprofit that certifies companies

990
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: with conservative values? A tag is a logo. I came

991
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: up with a certified conservative Let's have a chat, everybody,

992
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: And this one may be hard to hear. You want

993
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: a little inside baseball here it is. I worked for

994
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 1: a year after my two losing congressional campaigns, I moved

995
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,759
Speaker 1: to DC for a year and worked as a director

996
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 1: of development for Citizens United. It's one of those political

997
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 1: activist groups there and the nonprofit world, the political activist

998
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: world like that. They're very similar worlds. Oftentimes they overlap,

999
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: and so you get to know all the players, and

1000
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: you get to know all the inside industry stuff. This

1001
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: guy runs this group, and this guy runs that group.

1002
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: One that world is really, really, really scummy, both the

1003
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: civilian nonprofit world and the political nonprofit world. You look

1004
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,600
Speaker 1: at the books or you hear about the books of

1005
01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 1: so many of these places. You see the donations they

1006
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: bring in. You see what they do with the donations

1007
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 1: versus the salaries of the people at the top. Almost

1008
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: not always, obviously, but a lot of the time these

1009
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 1: are nothing but slush funds for people who figured out

1010
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 1: how to milk the public for a bunch of cash

1011
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: and benefit themselves. I'm not starting any nonprofits because I

1012
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 1: don't have the time to run one. And if I

1013
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,559
Speaker 1: put someone else in charge of one and put my

1014
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 1: name on it, what if I wake up one day

1015
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 1: and find out he's handing out conservative certifications and making

1016
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: a million bucks a year himself and doing nothing else

1017
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: to actually help people. And see, I hate it because

1018
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: it seems like such a scam because what they do

1019
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,879
Speaker 1: is they prey on people's passions to send us fifty

1020
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 1: dollars so we can challenge Congress for this new gun grab.

1021
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: And you send them fifty dollars and like one dollar

1022
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: goes to anything you care about, and the rest of

1023
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: it goes to the guy's second home in Malibu. That's real.

1024
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: That happens on the right too, not just on the left.

1025
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: On the right. That happens in religious nonprofits. That happens

1026
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 1: in charitable nonprofits all the time. The books on these

1027
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: where you have to see where the dollars go. Do

1028
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 1: they go to where they say they're sending them, or

1029
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: do they go to line somebody's freaking pockets. That's one two.

1030
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: I'm not ripping on you for the concept, but the

1031
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: whole certified conservative thing. I have considered. I've considered making

1032
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: a list of companies that I will patronize because of

1033
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: the ownership, because they're not going full commy. Because they're

1034
01:10:55,560 --> 01:11:03,480
Speaker 1: doing that, and I am still considering this. I am

1035
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: a bad person. I don't just say that I am

1036
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: a bad I know I am. I wish I wasn't.

1037
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm a sociopath. I'm a bad person. I would worry

1038
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: about that process being corrupted, meaning I'm look, I'm giving

1039
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: it to you straight here. I would worry about me

1040
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 1: being corrupted. I don't have a plan to get corrupted,

1041
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,839
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but I worry about that stuff.

1042
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 1: What if what if there's a company that's kind of

1043
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: crappy and I don't want to throw them on that list.

1044
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:38,800
Speaker 1: But hey, Jed, it's a car company. It's a car

1045
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: company they want on the list. I don't want them

1046
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,519
Speaker 1: on the list. Hey Jesse, how about a new pickup

1047
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: truck on us? Now, I'd like to tell you that

1048
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: I would say no. I hope I would say no.

1049
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 1: What if I can't? What if I can't? And now

1050
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm lying to you. Now I'm putting that company on

1051
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: the list, and I'm lying to you. That's how stuff works, too.

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Speaker 1: I've seen how stuff works so much that I worry

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Speaker 1: about me getting corrupted, and I'm telling you I think

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Speaker 1: I would. Or what if it becomes a personal thing.

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Speaker 1: What if there's a great company out there doing the

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Speaker 1: right thing, fighting a good fight. But I'm not a

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Speaker 1: big grudge holding guy. But ten fifteen years ago I

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Speaker 1: got in a little fight or something like that with

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Speaker 1: the owner of it, and I won't put him on

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Speaker 1: the list. I'm human too, I have biases too. I

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Speaker 1: worry about it. I worry about it. What if? What if? Then?

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Speaker 1: What if the company secks? But the owner's some dime?

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Speaker 1: And she asks me, I'm only human too. Why do

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01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 1: you think pharmaceutical reps all look like supermodels? Because that's

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Speaker 1: who gets the meeting with the doctor. Hey, you want

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Speaker 1: to start selling this, you want to start giving this

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Speaker 1: to your patients. People are people, and I worry about

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Speaker 1: myself more than others because I know I'm worse than

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Speaker 1: other people. That's what I worry about. Who's doing the

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Speaker 1: certifying And like I said, you could say, what you'll

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Speaker 1: do it all. I'm human too. I get corrupted too,

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Speaker 1: or could you know That's that's the problem when you're

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Speaker 1: asking somebody to certify it for you. All that said,

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Speaker 1: I do love the idea because I do think we

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Speaker 1: have an obligation now, now more than ever, to be

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Speaker 1: more purposeful with where we spend our money and where

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Speaker 1: we do not spend our money. You know there's a

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Speaker 1: new there's a new Space Jam movie coming out. You

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Speaker 1: remember that old half Car team with Michael Jordan, kind

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Speaker 1: of Dune but entertaining Space Jam. There's a brand new

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Speaker 1: one coming out. And you know Babs Bunny Bugs, Bunny's

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Speaker 1: love interest. You know how they made her like this

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Speaker 1: smoking hot cartoon back in the day. They are already

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Speaker 1: putting out drawings the new one. The new one isn't

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Speaker 1: like that at all. And Lebron James is the star

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Speaker 1: of the whole thing. And Lebron James obviously is taking

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01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,759
Speaker 1: a steaming dump on America for four or five years,

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01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 1: constantly talks about how much we suck, constantly praising China.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. Are you going to see

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Speaker 1: that movie? I'd love to see a new Space Jam movie.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to take the kids. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: see that movie. I'm not going to pay him for

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01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: crapping on America. I'm not going to pay for more

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01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,559
Speaker 1: of this cultural Marxist crap, which I'm sure will be

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01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 1: sprinkled all through I'm not paying for it. Are you

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Speaker 1: paying for it? I don't hate the idea of a list.

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Speaker 1: I hate the idea of me making one in it,

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Speaker 1: getting big enough that I get corrupted. I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: I won't do it, but I'm worried about it. All right?

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Speaker 1: Should we have anti pedophile classes? Wosa hang on feeling

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Speaker 1: a little stocky? Follow like can subscribe on social at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly DC. Wake up and text, Text and eat,

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Speaker 1: Text and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait, Text and be late to work sorry,

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Speaker 1: Text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text and

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01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,719
Speaker 1: X surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

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01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: Maybe text and meet up with a friend you haven't

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Speaker 1: seen in forever. H O. Text and complain that they're

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01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to them,

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01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 1: complain that you're on your phone the whole time, Text

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01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel, give

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Speaker 1: your phone to a passenger, put it in the glove box.

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Speaker 1: Just don't text and drive, They said, stop texts Stop

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Speaker 1: rex dot org a public service announcement brought to you

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Speaker 1: by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the AD Council.

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Speaker 1: You said you wanted to know how to get the capon.

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01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: Do you really want to get him? You see what

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01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, what are you prepared to do? Everything within

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01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 1: the law, and then what are you prepared to do

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Speaker 1: if you open the ball on these people miss the nash.

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01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: You must be prepared to go all the way. Of course,

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01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: they won't give up the fight until one of you

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Speaker 1: is dead. I want to get Capona. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to get him. I want to get Capone. Here's

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01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: how you get him. He pulls a knife, You pull

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Speaker 1: a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: You say, I'm want to histle the mark. They shot

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Speaker 1: back away, man, Chris, that's getting dark today. Eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. You know,

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01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: let's brighten up the mood here for a second before

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01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: I get to the super dark pedophile email. My son

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01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 1: has to do a presentation for science next week. It's

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01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,839
Speaker 1: part of their exam. Their final exam is Presentation's twelve.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna be one on the planets, and he

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01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,559
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what planet he was going to get. The

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Speaker 1: teacher was going to assign him, and the night before

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01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,920
Speaker 1: I make a crack. I'm like, it'd be kind of

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01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,320
Speaker 1: funny if you got uranus. And he comes home the

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Speaker 1: next day and he said, Dad, guess what planet I got?

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01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 1: I got yours? And now I feel terrible because I've

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01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: already said a bad, immature example in my house. And

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Speaker 1: every time he starts talking about it, we're talking in

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01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,200
Speaker 1: front of obviously the wife, and we're like, yeah, we're

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01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,919
Speaker 1: gonna have to we'll do some great prep on uranus

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01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And the boys are laughing and

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01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm laughing, and she's all, Jesse, that's enough, all of you,

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01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: that's enough. And now what I've done, I've one set

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01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:29,960
Speaker 1: him up to fail his exam. How's he's supposed to

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01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,680
Speaker 1: stand up in front of a class with all his

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01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: little buddies in there snicker? And every time he says uranus,

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01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:41,080
Speaker 1: what Chris? He's not gonna change the name to uranus.

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01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 1: He can't. It's he's a twelve year old boy. There's

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01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:47,639
Speaker 1: nothing you could say to make him change the name

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Speaker 1: to something less hilarious. Dang it, Sorry, ladies, this is

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Speaker 1: who we are. This is who we are, doctor Jesse.

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01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: Regarding society's worst, Okay, we have stupid sex ed in

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01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 1: schools that doesn't really teach anything important. I believe that

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01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 1: there should be mandated anti pedophile classes starting from first grade,

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01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 1: obviously scaled for age as far as what is shown

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Speaker 1: and slash taught. The reason I say this is because

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Speaker 1: I don't think a normal stranger danger is enough for

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Speaker 1: children without going into it. I'm very familiar with over

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Speaker 1: one hundred child abuse cases, and I think it should

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Speaker 1: be required education. I'm maybe nuts, what say you? I'm

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01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,400
Speaker 1: fine with the schools teaching it, but I will tell you,

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Speaker 1: having seen the dark, dark side of life, a lot

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01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not trying to scare anybody. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to wake you up. You cannot imagine how many of

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Speaker 1: these people there are out there. I'm looking. This is

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Speaker 1: too dark. I'm not going to spend too much time

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01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,040
Speaker 1: on it on a Friday, but please hear me. If

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Speaker 1: you're a parent, or if you're if you're a woman,

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01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,080
Speaker 1: especially obviously if you're a grown dude, that may not

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Speaker 1: apply as much parent or woman. Your state has a

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01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: sex offender registry, they all do. Don't pull it up

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01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 1: right now, it's all free and put in your area code,

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Speaker 1: your zip code. I mean, I'm sorry, I don't care. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I'm in no, no, no, I'm in the Oklahoma suburbs.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine. No, no, hear me out. I

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01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: have done this everywhere I've been, no matter where you

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01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:35,320
Speaker 1: think it's safe. Go look at who's around you and

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01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:39,880
Speaker 1: know this. Those are the people they've caught, and they

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01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 1: haven't caught a fraction of how many are out there.

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01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 1: You see these stories, story after story after story. You

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01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:50,000
Speaker 1: see the boy Scouts or was it cub Scouts. I

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01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 1: don't want to call out the wrong one. Just had

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01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:57,960
Speaker 1: to settle this massive abuse case. Thousands of cases, thousands,

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01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 1: you've seen the problem the church. Just go through little

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01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:06,200
Speaker 1: league coaches. Be super careful who you trust your kids with.

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Speaker 1: We have this amazing church camp we send our kids

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01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 1: to every single summer. I pull them aside every single

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01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:19,040
Speaker 1: time before they go. This is what's appropriate. This is

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Speaker 1: what's not appropriate. This is what you will and I

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01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: love this camp and trust this camp. This is what

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Speaker 1: you will do if this happens. This is what you

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01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 1: won't do if that happens. And as soon as I

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Speaker 1: pick them up, I'm asking them anything happened, We need

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Speaker 1: to talk about anything? To talk to me, Talk to me,

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Speaker 1: and you don't have to be like me, because you

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Speaker 1: know I'm bad. I don't mince words with my kids

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Speaker 1: to make life sunnier for them. You tell your kids

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Speaker 1: don't talk to strangers. I tell my kids if you will.

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01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,519
Speaker 1: If if a stranger pulls up and holds up a

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Speaker 1: puppy that you want to go pet, and you go

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01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:57,120
Speaker 1: over there and talk to him, he's gonna grab you

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Speaker 1: and throw you in the trunk and tie you up

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Speaker 1: in a basement and hurt you horrifically for a week

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01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: before he chops you up into little pieces. Now, do

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01:22:03,479 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 1: you still want to pet that puppy? I tell them

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01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,680
Speaker 1: that the same way I teach them weapons safety. I

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01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 1: make it real. You know how serious this is. Son?

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01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: Do you want to shoot your brother's face off? Then

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Speaker 1: pay attention to what you're doing. We're not playing here.

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01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:22,920
Speaker 1: These are not toys. I make it real for them.

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01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,559
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's the right way to do things.

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01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm a good parent. I'll never claim that.

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01:22:28,439 --> 01:22:30,840
Speaker 1: I make it real. Whether or not should take place

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Speaker 1: in school, I don't know. But you're not looking at

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01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:35,800
Speaker 1: the right guy. If you're looking for me to say

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Speaker 1: schools can teach anything, well, I just don't have that

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Speaker 1: much faith in America's government education system. But I don't

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Speaker 1: want to scare you, and I don't want to gross

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Speaker 1: you out. It is an extremely sick world out there,

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01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 1: extremely sick world out there. Make it real for him

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Speaker 1: as real as you're comfortable making stranger danger, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get you, all right, My platform versus your platform. We

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Speaker 1: got to talk about that. Hang on. One in three

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Speaker 1: adults has pre diabetes. One in three. That means it

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Speaker 1: could be you, your football buddy, your fruitball buddy, or

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Speaker 1: you your best man, your worst man. You you're a

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Speaker 1: dog walker, your cat jugger. While one in three adults

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Speaker 1: has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis, pre diabetes can be reversed.

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Speaker 1: Take the risk test at do I have pre diabetes

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Speaker 1: dot org? That's do I have pre diabetes? Dot org?

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Speaker 1: Wait did they just say one in three adults has

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Speaker 1: pre diabetes. That's thirty three point three three three percent

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Speaker 1: of adults. That means it could be me my boss

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Speaker 1: or my boss's boss, or me my favorite sister or

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Speaker 1: my other sister. That's seven members of my twenty one

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Speaker 1: person romantic book club. Wait, the one in three could

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Speaker 1: be me my karaoke partner Carol or my karaoke enemy, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the risk test that do I have

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Speaker 1: pre diabetes? Dot org brought to you by the AD

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Speaker 1: Council and it's pre Diabetes Awareness Partners eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Remember something? What do you remember this?

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Speaker 1: You can get the whole show on a podcast right

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Speaker 1: after the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, on iTunes. On iTunes,

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Speaker 1: leave a five star rating, leave a review talking about

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Speaker 1: how handsome I am. That isn't funny. Yes, it makes

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01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: management upset, which is hilarious. And now it's become a

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01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:05,960
Speaker 1: thing where there's like six hundred of these things. I

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Speaker 1: love Fridays. All right. I think I have twenty emails left.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to get through all of them in

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Speaker 1: one hour. I can do this, Chris, I can do this.

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Speaker 1: Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. This is a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Here now, at the final hour of the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, on an asked doctor Jesse Friday, I

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Speaker 1: told you was gonna be a good day, and I

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Speaker 1: have so many emails to get through. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: to him. I'm gonna get to him. Chris. I can

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Speaker 1: feel it. I can feel it all right, let's go

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Speaker 1: for rolling yo, Doctor Jesse, Showgun the bro Gun. It's

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Speaker 1: my honor to pose this question to his greatness. I

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Speaker 1: recently started a YouTube channel, mostly out of frustration from

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Speaker 1: constantly hearing the left tell me how to think and act.

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Speaker 1: I also feel that enough of us the right speaking up.

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Speaker 1: I also feel that I don't know. I get a

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Speaker 1: lot of negative feedback from people I know who disagree.

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Speaker 1: I'm a conservative and black, so of course I get

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Speaker 1: pushed back, particularly from black people who say I'm a

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Speaker 1: sellout or confused, etc. Like you, I don't care what

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Speaker 1: people think of me. I also don't want to waste

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Speaker 1: my time. I have no desire to be famous. The

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Speaker 1: goal or hope is to inform or encourage other people

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Speaker 1: who think like me, Oracle, is it even possible without

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Speaker 1: a huge platform like yours? Considering the position of YouTube

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Speaker 1: and socials combined with mostly negative reception, is it worth

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Speaker 1: the time and effort? Buddy? I'm going to say something,

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Speaker 1: and this is going to shock you because for once,

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Speaker 1: I'm not actually going to take all the credit for myself. Yes,

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Speaker 1: blessed to have a naturally syndicated radio show, and TV show,

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Speaker 1: and blessed that they're both growing exponentially right now, very

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Speaker 1: very blessed fell backwards into this whole thing. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a massive platform, now I get that, but hear

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Speaker 1: me raw, the people who will watch your admittedly small

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Speaker 1: YouTube channel are going to be your friends and family.

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Speaker 1: Even as great as I am, I could never have

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Speaker 1: the same influence on your friends and family that you do.

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Speaker 1: You have people feel powerless. You're not powerless. You're just

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Speaker 1: not focusing on the right thing. You're thinking too big. Nobody,

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Speaker 1: nobody has the exact same circle of friends and family.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that wild to think about? Your circle is unique

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Speaker 1: to you. Obviously there's gonna be overlap, but yours is

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Speaker 1: unique to you. And because it's unique to you, they

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Speaker 1: trust you more than they'll ever trust me, because they

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Speaker 1: know you. And if they're mad, if they're dumping negative

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Speaker 1: comments on you, good good, that means you're making them angry.

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Speaker 1: It means you're making them think. It means you're saying

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Speaker 1: things that make them uncomfortable. And if you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: and I understand black people get this a lot. My

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Speaker 1: black conservative friends will complain it's gonna be a lot

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Speaker 1: about this privately, of how mean other black people are

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Speaker 1: to them, of doing that sellout thing and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: You can't worry about that no matter what color they are.

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Speaker 1: If they're mad, that's good. You need to wade into

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Speaker 1: that embrace it. I'm not saying you need to be

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Speaker 1: nasty back. You can just ignore it, but you need

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Speaker 1: to embrace it and know. The matter they get, the

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Speaker 1: more good you're doing. I cannot affect your circle the

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Speaker 1: way you can. Don't you dare stop that YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: Keep putting them out there, and like I said, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about responding. Don't let it get you down. If

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Speaker 1: it does get you down, because I realize I'm a

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Speaker 1: bit of a sociopath, and start ignoring the comments, stop

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Speaker 1: reading them. Remember you can email me anything, your love, hey,

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Speaker 1: your death threats. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: I will read every email you send me. The It's

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Speaker 1: getting to be a lot. I'm still reading all of them,

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Speaker 1: and I will stop telling you that when I stop

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Speaker 1: being able to read them. All I read everyone you send,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to respond. I get way too many.

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Speaker 1: Don't expect a response. They all go right to Jewish producer, Chris,

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Speaker 1: he prints them. I read every single one, and no,

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Speaker 1: I will not read your name ever on the air

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Speaker 1: unless you specifically tell me you want it read on

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Speaker 1: the air. I'm like the last person in the world

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Speaker 1: who believes in total and complete privacy, even for my enemies.

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Speaker 1: I don't read the names of my death threat senders

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Speaker 1: on the air. I won't do it period. Private is private.

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Speaker 1: That's how life should be. Dear sombrero oracle Jesse, what

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Speaker 1: is the best I think he said, meant to say,

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Speaker 1: best way? What is the best way to eat an egg?

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Speaker 1: A fried egg with yummy oak, with runny yolks soaked

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Speaker 1: up in wheatbread is top notch. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: you're a fan of mayonnaise, not the abomination called miracle whip,

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Speaker 1: but a scrambled egg sandwich with mayo on the bread

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Speaker 1: is amazing. If you can't tell by my previous statements,

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Speaker 1: I grew up in the South and we put mayo

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Speaker 1: on everything. Side note, mayo and cornbread and pinto beans

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Speaker 1: is amazing. Let's begin at the end. Beans are disgusting

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Speaker 1: unless they're refried. Don't you ever bring up beans to

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Speaker 1: me again? What Chris, what yeah, refried's obviously fine because

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Speaker 1: they've mixed a bunch of lard and everything else in

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Speaker 1: there and smashed them up and they go great on nachos.

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Speaker 1: All other beans are absolutely foul. And understand this. My

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Speaker 1: parents used to make me eat lima beans when I

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Speaker 1: was a kid. Lima beans are the most wretched, wretched

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Speaker 1: thing on the planet. I had times more than once

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Speaker 1: because they thought I was just being picky. People have

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Speaker 1: certain tongues that are made for certain things. Wait, Chris,

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Speaker 1: they have certain tongues that are made for certain things,

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Speaker 1: and not every tongue is made the same. I would

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Speaker 1: more than one time vomit my lima beans back onto

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Speaker 1: the plate. It was that gross to me. And I

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Speaker 1: have an oldest son. He will eat broccoli and ask

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Speaker 1: for seconds. He'll just eat helpings of broccoli for him.

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Speaker 1: It's like candy. My youngest can't take a bite out

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Speaker 1: of it, or he will gag, like we have him

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Speaker 1: gagging over there, And I try to tell the wife,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand. He's got a different tongue. He's built differently,

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Speaker 1: So get that being crap out of here. But eggs

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Speaker 1: are the greatest thing in the world. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how people don't appreciate eggs more. They're absurdly healthy, They're

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Speaker 1: absurdly good for you while also being absurdly delicious. Every

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Speaker 1: time I've told you before about that time where I

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Speaker 1: was working to get my cholesterol down, Chris, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a high cholesterol, and high blood pressure runs in

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Speaker 1: my family. And I didn't have high blood pressure or

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Speaker 1: high cholesterol. It was just slightly higher than it should

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Speaker 1: have been, so it was considered slightly elevated. I go

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Speaker 1: see this buddy of mine and he is a doctor,

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Speaker 1: one of those like lifestyle doctors of diet and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. He helps if people are extremely obese, helps

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Speaker 1: him lose a lot of white type thing. And he's

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Speaker 1: really really sharp, and he pulls me and he sists

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Speaker 1: me down. He says to me, Jesse, dietary cholesterol has

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Speaker 1: absolutely nothing to do with your cholesterol level, nothing at all.

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Speaker 1: He said. The only thing that's bringing up your cholesterol

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Speaker 1: is sugar. It's either the unprocessed or whatever, the sugar

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Speaker 1: and candy or carbs. Carbs turn to sugar in your bloodstream.

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Speaker 1: He said, I want you to do something for me.

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Speaker 1: I want you to try cutting down not out because

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Speaker 1: he knew I could never cut out and I could

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Speaker 1: never cut out carbs. I go keto, I could never

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Speaker 1: do that. I want you to consider cutting down on

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Speaker 1: your carbs for three months. Then we'll come back and

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Speaker 1: test all this again. And for three months I would

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Speaker 1: I would eat a slice of pizza, and I would

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Speaker 1: pile the toppings from two other slices all on one slice,

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Speaker 1: so I have more cheese and meat, but I still

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Speaker 1: have some carbs. Instead of two pieces of toast with breakfast,

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Speaker 1: I would have one, and that kind of thing. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I would take the top off a burger halfway through

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Speaker 1: eating it. Sometimes I wouldn't. But you look like I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not superman here. It's not like I was super

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Speaker 1: diligent about it. But I did probably cut my carbs

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Speaker 1: in half. I would guess half. And during that few

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Speaker 1: months I ate more butter and eggs and cheese and

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Speaker 1: bacon than you can possibly fathom. I would just have

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Speaker 1: cheesey scrambled eggs, four or five slices of bacon with

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Speaker 1: it in just inhale it. I mean the soaked in butter.

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Speaker 1: I go back. After three months of living like that,

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Speaker 1: my bad cholesterol was cut in half, not slightly lower

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Speaker 1: in half, my good cholesterol through the all my numbers, perfection.

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Speaker 1: That's my own personal experience with it. I still try

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Speaker 1: to do some of that, but but what it's worth

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Speaker 1: I'm not your doctor worked for me? All right? How

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Speaker 1: are we gonna split up the country? Are they gonna

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Speaker 1: let us hang? On the talk radio Revolution, Jesse Kelly,

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Speaker 1: you need to eat two super Beats heart choose a day.

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Speaker 1: And when I say need, this is what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know you have to take care of

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Speaker 1: your heart, in your blood pressure. That's not exactly news.

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Speaker 1: But some of the steps you have to take to

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Speaker 1: do that are less fun than others. Oh, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get up today at five in the morning and work

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Speaker 1: out for nine hours before work. That's that's not fun.

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Speaker 1: That's not fun at all. Eating Superbeats heart shoes is delicious.

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. If they weren't good for my heart

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Speaker 1: and good for my blood pressure, I'd probably still eat them.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fruit snack freak. They don't taste anything like beats.

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Speaker 1: My favorite flavor is pomegranate berry, although I highly recommend

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Speaker 1: you also try supergrapes because it's outstanding. Go get some

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Speaker 1: go to get superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get

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Speaker 1: superbeats dot com slash Jesse. Buy two bags, get the

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Speaker 1: third for free. The Jesse Kelly Show on air and

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Speaker 1: online at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It has been

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Speaker 1: pointed out to me by Jewish producer Chris that I

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Speaker 1: did not actually answer the man's question about eggs. Friday

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Speaker 1: egg can be the best egg. The reason I say

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Speaker 1: can be is look Friday egg, Like you said, dipping

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Speaker 1: wheat toast in an over easy egg is as good

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Speaker 1: as life gets. But scramby eggs they allow you to

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Speaker 1: add ingredients. I add dice talapenos to mine, little hot sauce,

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Speaker 1: little Frank's Buffalo ranch seasoning cheese. What Chris, I understand

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Speaker 1: you can do it on a fridaygg. It's not the same.

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Speaker 1: It's not at all the same as chopping up the ingredients. Also,

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Speaker 1: one thing about your email. It has to be corrected

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Speaker 1: right now. You don't put scrambled eggs on an egg.

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Speaker 1: SI you take a Friday egg, you break the yoke.

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Speaker 1: You put the Friday egg on an egg sandwich. Never

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Speaker 1: a scrambled egg on an egg sandwich. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Mayo, of course, Doctor Jesse, I know we

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Speaker 1: have a serious problem with irreconcillability. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: that's a word of differences between the right and left. However,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if a divorce would work or be

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Speaker 1: done peacefully, because our new country, the United States of Christendom,

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Speaker 1: would have at least twenty five to thirty five percent

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Speaker 1: of the population that supported the left new country, the

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Speaker 1: American States of LGBTQ plus Austin and Canada. They would

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Speaker 1: undermine our new system at every turn, or they would

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Speaker 1: grow from twenty five to thirty five percent to fifty

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Speaker 1: point one percent in a few short, short decades. So

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Speaker 1: should the divorce take place, how would the right prevent

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Speaker 1: without helicopter deportations over the oceans, commies coming to take

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Speaker 1: over our new country? Thank you for your time, Yes, congrats.

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Speaker 1: If you read econcillability reconcilability without having to sound it out,

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Speaker 1: I had to sound it out. I still don't say

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Speaker 1: it's a word. Let me address this question right now. One.

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Speaker 1: They're never going to let it, let us go. You're right,

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Speaker 1: but we have a say in that too too. I've

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Speaker 1: told this story before it's one hundred percent true. It

1464
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:28,840
Speaker 1: just makes people uncomfortable because it makes people self conscious

1465
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:32,280
Speaker 1: about their life choices. This is not me judging you,

1466
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:37,040
Speaker 1: it's a fact. Buddy of mine has a conversation with

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01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:41,800
Speaker 1: the Muslim buddy of his. The conversation goes like this,

1468
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:44,439
Speaker 1: He's asking about the direction of the country, so on

1469
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:48,479
Speaker 1: and so forth. The Muslim buddy says to my buddy, well,

1470
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 1: you have two kids and they don't know what gender

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01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:56,920
Speaker 1: they are. I have five kids and we teach them

1472
01:39:56,960 --> 01:40:03,240
Speaker 1: our values. How do you think that story in if

1473
01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:06,000
Speaker 1: you want to keep your country, especially after we divorce

1474
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:11,559
Speaker 1: but now too, there's nothing, absolutely nothing you can do

1475
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:16,559
Speaker 1: that's more patriotic to preserve the United States of America

1476
01:40:16,680 --> 01:40:21,080
Speaker 1: as you want it than getting married and ranking out

1477
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:25,360
Speaker 1: a bunch of kids, And that makes people uncomfortable. Look,

1478
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,080
Speaker 1: I've only got two. I'm not pointing fingers at you.

1479
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:32,599
Speaker 1: I'm not pointing fingers at you. But I'm also right.

1480
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm also demographics don't lie. How many of them are

1481
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:42,720
Speaker 1: breeding versus how many of you are breeding. That's going

1482
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:45,920
Speaker 1: to determine the future of your nation. Who's doing the

1483
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:52,440
Speaker 1: breeding and who isn't. It's a fact, the next generation.

1484
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:56,120
Speaker 1: Yes there are children, and yes they're important. What they are,

1485
01:40:57,000 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 1: they are a reflection of that what the country will

1486
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:02,800
Speaker 1: look like in the future. So what are those percentages?

1487
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:09,880
Speaker 1: Who's outbreeding? Who you want your country? Find a dime marrier,

1488
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:14,680
Speaker 1: have a bunch of kids. Dear oracle, doctor Jesse, I

1489
01:41:14,840 --> 01:41:16,800
Speaker 1: want you to imagine that you were the dictator of

1490
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:20,280
Speaker 1: the United States starting today. What would you do? And

1491
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 1: don't hold back so that you are politically correct. There

1492
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 1: are no limits to your power. Oh boy, we're gonna

1493
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:33,480
Speaker 1: get in trouble here, aren't we. Chris, I'm gonna be delicates.

1494
01:41:33,479 --> 01:41:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be delicate. I'm telling you right now. I'm look,

1495
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing this on the fly. The movie and music

1496
01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:52,720
Speaker 1: industry would be virtually eliminated overnight, probably paused completely. No no, no, Chris,

1497
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,320
Speaker 1: No no, no no, we're here. What's that great saying from

1498
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:58,439
Speaker 1: the movie Crimson Tide. We're here to preserve democracy, not

1499
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 1: to practice it. No, no, Daddy's in charge. Now this filth,

1500
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:06,800
Speaker 1: this commie filth gone. I'll let it come back. But

1501
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:10,439
Speaker 1: we are going to have whole industry cleanouts of movies

1502
01:42:10,479 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 1: and music, which are critically important. These sports leagues. Good

1503
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,000
Speaker 1: Bye to that China money, and you better start being

1504
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:23,719
Speaker 1: American again. The school system, the public school system is gone,

1505
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:26,960
Speaker 1: and I do mean completely gone. I may do a

1506
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:29,479
Speaker 1: phase out of it if I'm in a good mood,

1507
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:33,120
Speaker 1: but it will not be in existence anymore. We will

1508
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:36,599
Speaker 1: move on to a completely privatized school system. I'm fine

1509
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:39,519
Speaker 1: if that's not homeschooling. Not everyone can do that. The

1510
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:42,240
Speaker 1: privatized system, by the way, if you're worried about the costs,

1511
01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:45,280
Speaker 1: would cost a fraction of what the government school system

1512
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:48,639
Speaker 1: costs you for a much better education for your children.

1513
01:42:48,760 --> 01:42:52,439
Speaker 1: The public education system would be gone completely overnight. That

1514
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,280
Speaker 1: would not be facing, That would be overnight gone period by.

1515
01:42:57,080 --> 01:43:01,000
Speaker 1: Virtually every single government agency would be eliminated. And I

1516
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:04,880
Speaker 1: mean the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I mean the EPA.

1517
01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:07,839
Speaker 1: I don't mean a reduction. I don't mean a limited

1518
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:12,320
Speaker 1: I mean virtually every single government agency would be eliminated.

1519
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,559
Speaker 1: Chris asked the i RS too, Yes, of course, the

1520
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:19,280
Speaker 1: IRS they probably be first, probably be first. I'm not joking.

1521
01:43:19,479 --> 01:43:22,919
Speaker 1: I'm not joking about any of this. I would openly

1522
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:26,639
Speaker 1: encourage states to build churches in synagogues. There's no such

1523
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:29,240
Speaker 1: thing as church and state. Your country has to have

1524
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:33,519
Speaker 1: some sort of religious founding in order to have a

1525
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,479
Speaker 1: moral code. I'm not appreciate it. You you you know, I've

1526
01:43:35,479 --> 01:43:38,400
Speaker 1: never done that. I never will. That is every The

1527
01:43:38,439 --> 01:43:41,559
Speaker 1: Aztecs had a religious moral code. It was detestable, but

1528
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:44,080
Speaker 1: they had one. If you don't have one as a nation,

1529
01:43:44,439 --> 01:43:47,760
Speaker 1: you are gone. Every nation in the history mankind is

1530
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:49,920
Speaker 1: known they need to have one. We will have one

1531
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:52,120
Speaker 1: here in the United States of America. No, I'm not

1532
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:55,080
Speaker 1: starting a theocracy and burning heretics set the state. It

1533
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,040
Speaker 1: will be more of an encouragement. But we will have

1534
01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,360
Speaker 1: churches and synagogues here all over the country. Period. We will.

1535
01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:09,280
Speaker 1: You know, we should probably dial down what should be

1536
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:14,640
Speaker 1: done to the opposition, but let's just start with deportations.

1537
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:18,200
Speaker 1: There will be mass deportations, and I'm talking about of

1538
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:22,599
Speaker 1: American citizens. We have too many American citizens now who

1539
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:28,120
Speaker 1: simply despise the United States of America. Chris, that's not nice.

1540
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:29,960
Speaker 1: But it's true. Chris said, Hey, it's what Lincoln wanted

1541
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:32,880
Speaker 1: to do. It's true. There will be people leaving this country.

1542
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 1: There will be the death penalty for pedophiles. And I

1543
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 1: don't mean after a year if obviously I wanted a

1544
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:45,439
Speaker 1: justice system, after a fair trial. If you meet certain

1545
01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:48,639
Speaker 1: levels of egregious you will die that day. In fact,

1546
01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 1: you will die publicly that day on the courthouse, long

1547
01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:54,120
Speaker 1: swinging from the gallows that day. They're not torturing people

1548
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:55,680
Speaker 1: to death through anything like that, but you're gone that

1549
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:58,120
Speaker 1: day in public, and you'll swing there for a while

1550
01:44:58,160 --> 01:45:02,479
Speaker 1: so everybody can see. Um, let me see, Chris, what

1551
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:07,160
Speaker 1: else are we doing here? What voting rights? Oh, you

1552
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,840
Speaker 1: are absolutely You'll be shocked at how few people actually

1553
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:12,559
Speaker 1: get to vote. I don't think I will actually make

1554
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,680
Speaker 1: it an age thing. I'll certainly put a limit on

1555
01:45:15,720 --> 01:45:19,799
Speaker 1: it twenty five thirty years old unless you have military

1556
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:22,360
Speaker 1: service type thing. But there will be you will be

1557
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:26,240
Speaker 1: a stakeowner in this country or you have no say

1558
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:30,320
Speaker 1: so whatsoever in the direction of this country. Illegal immigration.

1559
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:33,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry, that'll be gone. That'll get handled pretty quickly,

1560
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:35,720
Speaker 1: very very quickly. I don't I don't mean we're going

1561
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:38,439
Speaker 1: to get you deported after you go through court. I

1562
01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:42,360
Speaker 1: mean you physically can't get to the border, and if

1563
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:45,920
Speaker 1: you do, you're simply met at gunpoint and told to

1564
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:49,120
Speaker 1: turn around. I'm not doing that to be cruel. I

1565
01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:50,920
Speaker 1: think that is nice because you don't have to do

1566
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:53,679
Speaker 1: that very long and they'll stop coming. They'll simply stop coming.

1567
01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Let me think here, abortion outlawed nationally, not even a

1568
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,880
Speaker 1: debate that comes with the death penalty. Let me think here,

1569
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:08,439
Speaker 1: what else? I realized it's getting brutal, Chris, I'm the dictator.

1570
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:10,559
Speaker 1: I'm the dictator. You asked what I would do. He

1571
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:12,720
Speaker 1: asked me to be offensive. This is what I'm By

1572
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:14,639
Speaker 1: the way, I'm not done yet. I'm just taking down

1573
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:18,519
Speaker 1: through the list of answers. Here, government will issue, government

1574
01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:22,360
Speaker 1: will issue and have no rights to take back. And

1575
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:25,519
Speaker 1: a R fifteen to every single American adult after they

1576
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:28,120
Speaker 1: receive firearms training, we will be the most armed country

1577
01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:30,760
Speaker 1: in the history of the world. Oh, I'm not even

1578
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:32,519
Speaker 1: close to finish yet. First we have to have a

1579
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:50,920
Speaker 1: guest to talk about those government schools. Hang on. Your

1580
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:53,640
Speaker 1: daughter doesn't want to talk about why her room is

1581
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:57,479
Speaker 1: a horrible mess. Your son doesn't want to talk about

1582
01:46:57,560 --> 01:47:02,840
Speaker 1: why he's wearing mismatching socks. Your spouse doesn't want to

1583
01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:07,679
Speaker 1: talk about their bad haircut. Families don't have to talk

1584
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:11,880
Speaker 1: about everything, but they should talk to plan for an emergency.

1585
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:18,440
Speaker 1: Pack basic supplies in a go back water, canned food, flashlights, batteries,

1586
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:23,639
Speaker 1: medical supplies, I DS, and some cash. Talk about where

1587
01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:26,439
Speaker 1: you'll meet in case you lose one another, and of

1588
01:47:26,479 --> 01:47:31,040
Speaker 1: course don't forget to pack the dog treats. Talk to

1589
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:35,320
Speaker 1: your family and make an emergency plan. Go to NYC

1590
01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:39,400
Speaker 1: dot gov, slash ready and y or call three one

1591
01:47:39,479 --> 01:47:43,840
Speaker 1: one to make your family's emergency plan. Brought to you

1592
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:46,960
Speaker 1: by New York City Emergency Management and the AD Council.

1593
01:48:08,560 --> 01:48:12,639
Speaker 1: You hear me rail all the time against this public

1594
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:16,559
Speaker 1: education system. One guy I've really really come to admire

1595
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 1: because he's always out there fighting to good fight is

1596
01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:22,880
Speaker 1: Corey DeAngelis. He is with the Reason Foundation. He's the

1597
01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:27,120
Speaker 1: director of School Choice with the Reason Foundation. Corey, parents

1598
01:48:27,120 --> 01:48:30,800
Speaker 1: out there are screaming for schools to open. You're out

1599
01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:35,080
Speaker 1: there doing good things. Tell people what's happening. Yeah, I mean,

1600
01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:36,920
Speaker 1: we've seen this over the past year that schools have

1601
01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:40,760
Speaker 1: been closed for in person instruction and not providing an

1602
01:48:40,760 --> 01:48:44,360
Speaker 1: adequate type of remote learning for so many students, And

1603
01:48:44,479 --> 01:48:46,240
Speaker 1: a lot of it has to do with incentives. You know,

1604
01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:48,439
Speaker 1: the private schools have been fighting to reopen whereas the

1605
01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:51,120
Speaker 1: public schools and their teachers unions have been fighting to

1606
01:48:51,200 --> 01:48:53,880
Speaker 1: remain closed because they get your money regardless of whether

1607
01:48:53,920 --> 01:48:56,400
Speaker 1: they even opened their doors for business. So now you

1608
01:48:56,439 --> 01:48:59,920
Speaker 1: even have places like teachers unions in the Chicago area

1609
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:04,160
Speaker 1: you actually going on strike as of yesterday, after the

1610
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:07,360
Speaker 1: district even offered them a nine and a half percent

1611
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:10,559
Speaker 1: raise over three years. Yeah, so families are seeing all

1612
01:49:10,560 --> 01:49:12,000
Speaker 1: of this stuff going on. I mean, you have the

1613
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:16,360
Speaker 1: Berkeley teacher union president railing against schools reopening while sending

1614
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:21,320
Speaker 1: his own child to in person private school for his family.

1615
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:23,400
Speaker 1: So families are getting fed up with this, and they're

1616
01:49:23,439 --> 01:49:27,160
Speaker 1: seeking alternatives like school choice or what I call funding

1617
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,680
Speaker 1: the student as opposed to the system. And you have

1618
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:33,599
Speaker 1: twenty eight states where legislators have introduced bills to fund

1619
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:36,760
Speaker 1: the student as opposed to the institution. And about a

1620
01:49:36,800 --> 01:49:39,519
Speaker 1: third of these states have passed one of these bills

1621
01:49:39,600 --> 01:49:42,160
Speaker 1: out of at least one chamber, and about five other

1622
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:44,519
Speaker 1: states have passed the bills out a committee. So there's

1623
01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:49,679
Speaker 1: there's a shift in momentum in support of funding students directly,

1624
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:50,920
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of has to do with

1625
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:54,280
Speaker 1: the teachers unions overplaying their hand this past year. What

1626
01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:55,840
Speaker 1: do you mean. You say this all the time, and

1627
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:58,320
Speaker 1: I love it. What do you mean specifically by funding

1628
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:03,640
Speaker 1: students instead of systems? And the current system, a geographically

1629
01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:08,519
Speaker 1: assigned monopoly public school gets your children's education dollars regardless

1630
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:11,960
Speaker 1: of how well they do, and regardless of how satisfied

1631
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,720
Speaker 1: the families are, and in this past year in particular,

1632
01:50:15,040 --> 01:50:17,360
Speaker 1: regardless of whether they even open their doors for business.

1633
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:19,760
Speaker 1: All I'm arguing is that that same money that would

1634
01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:22,519
Speaker 1: it went to your public school should follow the child

1635
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:26,559
Speaker 1: instead to whatever educational institution works best for them. It

1636
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:29,160
Speaker 1: could be the public school if that works best for them,

1637
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:32,639
Speaker 1: but if not, it could follow them to a private school,

1638
01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:35,840
Speaker 1: or be used to cover the costs of home based

1639
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:39,800
Speaker 1: education or even pandemic pods or micro schools. And the

1640
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:43,439
Speaker 1: best way to do this through the legislature is something

1641
01:50:43,479 --> 01:50:46,560
Speaker 1: called an education savings account. The money that would have

1642
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:48,760
Speaker 1: went to the public school follows the child to their

1643
01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:51,880
Speaker 1: own education savings account, and the funding has to be

1644
01:50:52,040 --> 01:50:55,640
Speaker 1: used on government approved education expenditures, and I listed a

1645
01:50:55,640 --> 01:50:58,720
Speaker 1: couple of them a second ago. But it gets us

1646
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:01,920
Speaker 1: from funding built to funding students. And look, if the

1647
01:51:02,439 --> 01:51:07,360
Speaker 1: education system is supposed to exist to meet the needs

1648
01:51:07,360 --> 01:51:10,679
Speaker 1: of individual students. We should fund the students instead of

1649
01:51:10,720 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: the institution, and we already do this with so many

1650
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:15,479
Speaker 1: other programs, like TELL grants in the gi built for

1651
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,519
Speaker 1: higher education. The money goes to the student and then

1652
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,160
Speaker 1: they can pick public or private universities of their choosing.

1653
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:24,840
Speaker 1: We don't residentially assign people to a particular institution and

1654
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:27,840
Speaker 1: tell people they must use their PELL grant funding at

1655
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:31,240
Speaker 1: a community college, for example, And we don't do that

1656
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:34,720
Speaker 1: with PreK programs either. With PreK programs such as the

1657
01:51:34,760 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: federal Headstart program, the money goes to the family. Family

1658
01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:41,400
Speaker 1: can choose public or private, religious or non religious, and

1659
01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:43,600
Speaker 1: you can go on and on with these examples of

1660
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:47,360
Speaker 1: other programs that fund people instead of institutions. We should

1661
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:49,439
Speaker 1: just do the same thing when it comes to kate

1662
01:51:49,479 --> 01:51:52,320
Speaker 1: to twelve education. Poory right out there, right now. I've

1663
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:55,800
Speaker 1: been encouraging people to move, if it's at all possible, move,

1664
01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:58,080
Speaker 1: get to a place where your child can be educated

1665
01:51:58,080 --> 01:52:01,040
Speaker 1: the way they want. If you know where, You've forgotten

1666
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:03,120
Speaker 1: more about this stealth than I'll ever know. There's a

1667
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 1: parent out there right now looking around the country for

1668
01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:09,559
Speaker 1: a place where they can have choices for their child.

1669
01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:13,800
Speaker 1: If you're that parent, what advice do you have for them?

1670
01:52:13,880 --> 01:52:17,120
Speaker 1: Where is the school choice heaven right now? Or heavens?

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01:52:17,160 --> 01:52:21,680
Speaker 1: In America? Arizona and Florida are two best states for

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01:52:21,720 --> 01:52:24,360
Speaker 1: private school choice initiatives and for charter schools. They have

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01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:26,840
Speaker 1: a lot of access to public charter schools as well.

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01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:32,639
Speaker 1: But Arizona has two bills this session. One has already

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01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:36,439
Speaker 1: passed out of their full Senate to expand their existing

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01:52:36,479 --> 01:52:39,400
Speaker 1: programs that already fund students as oppost to institutions. And

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01:52:39,520 --> 01:52:42,559
Speaker 1: Florida has another bill at that just advanced to the

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01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 1: full Senate yesterday to expand their programs to fund students

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01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:51,080
Speaker 1: as oppost to institutions. So those states are doing it well,

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01:52:51,080 --> 01:52:53,160
Speaker 1: but there are tons of other states that are pushing

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01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:55,559
Speaker 1: the ball forward when it comes to school choice. And

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01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:57,240
Speaker 1: I think a lot of that has to do with again,

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01:52:57,680 --> 01:53:01,760
Speaker 1: because the teacher junions are essentially providing free advertising for

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01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,760
Speaker 1: school choice this past year and families are getting fed up.

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01:53:04,800 --> 01:53:07,120
Speaker 1: You look at the latest real clear opinion research pulling

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01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:10,639
Speaker 1: on this, there's been a huge jump jump in support

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01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:14,280
Speaker 1: for funding students directly from in just a few months

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01:53:14,320 --> 01:53:17,400
Speaker 1: between April and August twenty twenty, there was a ten

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01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:20,600
Speaker 1: percentage point jump in support for funding students directly, and

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01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:23,559
Speaker 1: we're seeing these proposals all across the nation. So I

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01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:27,320
Speaker 1: think the teacher unions have really overplayed their hand in

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01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:29,760
Speaker 1: a way. They've done more to advance the concept of

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01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:33,839
Speaker 1: school choice than anyone could have ever imagined this past year, Corey,

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01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:39,439
Speaker 1: Are we making progress as far as parents, as far

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01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:44,360
Speaker 1: as the public education system reforming itself or maybe getting

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01:53:44,439 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 1: funds taken away for people like me who really really

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01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:50,639
Speaker 1: look down on any government schooling. Are we making steps

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01:53:50,680 --> 01:53:53,320
Speaker 1: in the right direction at all? Or are we still

1699
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:57,200
Speaker 1: just stuck in the mud here? Wow, we're making steps

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01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:59,040
Speaker 1: in the right direction when it comes to people re

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01:53:59,240 --> 01:54:02,479
Speaker 1: envisioning how education funding should work. People are starting to

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01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:05,600
Speaker 1: understand that there's no good reason to fund the institution

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01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:07,519
Speaker 1: when you can fund the students directly. But when it

1704
01:54:07,560 --> 01:54:10,639
Speaker 1: comes to the public school system, it's more of the same.

1705
01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:12,360
Speaker 1: We throw more and more money at the problem and

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01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:15,280
Speaker 1: they get essentially the same results over time, and that's

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01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:18,000
Speaker 1: because they don't have particularly strong incentives to meet the

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01:54:18,040 --> 01:54:20,320
Speaker 1: needs of individual families. And I think more people are

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01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:24,000
Speaker 1: seeing this past year. But I will say in places

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01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:27,200
Speaker 1: that do have more school choice, the public schools tend

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01:54:27,240 --> 01:54:30,720
Speaker 1: to get better in response to that competitive pressure. There's

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01:54:30,760 --> 01:54:33,600
Speaker 1: a ton of studies on this, particularly in Florida, finding

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01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:37,280
Speaker 1: that when private school choice expands, or when charter schools expand,

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01:54:37,520 --> 01:54:40,560
Speaker 1: the public schools up their game. So in this sense,

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01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:43,280
Speaker 1: school choice is a rising tide that lifts all boats,

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01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:45,520
Speaker 1: and you don't even really have to use the programs

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01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:48,920
Speaker 1: to benefit from them because of those competitive pressures. And

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01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:52,160
Speaker 1: a handful of other studies find that in response to

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01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:55,920
Speaker 1: this competition, the public schools start to pay their teachers more.

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01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:59,720
Speaker 1: And again that's because in the current system, the monopoly

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01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:03,840
Speaker 1: does have any particularly strong incentive to allocate resources efficiently.

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01:55:04,120 --> 01:55:07,120
Speaker 1: So school choice benefits families obviously in the public and

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01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:11,520
Speaker 1: private sector, but it also benefits the employees as well,

1724
01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:14,640
Speaker 1: and so school choice benefits teachers too. It's really a

1725
01:55:14,680 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 1: win win situation until you start thinking about the teachers

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01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:21,000
Speaker 1: union bosses and the administrators in the system who would

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01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:25,240
Speaker 1: otherwise profit from getting those dollars that should go to

1728
01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:29,120
Speaker 1: teacher salaries instead of administrators. Is there actual talk out

1729
01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:33,720
Speaker 1: there from people you're talking to about moving to homeschooling.

1730
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:37,280
Speaker 1: Is homeschooling blowing up right now? Because I hear so

1731
01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:39,640
Speaker 1: much chatter about it, I just can't find numbers if

1732
01:55:39,640 --> 01:55:44,560
Speaker 1: it's actually happening. Yeah, obviously there's a boost in home

1733
01:55:44,760 --> 01:55:48,400
Speaker 1: based education, whether that's through the public school system or

1734
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:53,120
Speaker 1: done privately, but even formally homeschooling has jumped a lot.

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01:55:53,160 --> 01:55:57,080
Speaker 1: The latest Gallop poll that I found on this nationwide

1736
01:55:57,840 --> 01:56:02,040
Speaker 1: suggests that the number of students formally homeschooling this year

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01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:06,160
Speaker 1: will double from last year. So there's a huge increase

1738
01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 1: in homeschooling. A lot of people are who wouldn't have

1739
01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:11,240
Speaker 1: done it before got a taste of homeschooling in the

1740
01:56:11,240 --> 01:56:13,080
Speaker 1: past year and they said, well, you know, maybe I

1741
01:56:13,120 --> 01:56:15,400
Speaker 1: want to do this. Maybe I don't like the factory

1742
01:56:15,480 --> 01:56:18,760
Speaker 1: model of the government school system, and maybe I can

1743
01:56:18,840 --> 01:56:20,960
Speaker 1: make it work in the home based setting where my

1744
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:24,640
Speaker 1: child can get more one on one instruction. But at

1745
01:56:24,640 --> 01:56:28,600
Speaker 1: the same time, not all families can afford to cover

1746
01:56:28,640 --> 01:56:31,120
Speaker 1: the cost of home based education. So I think this

1747
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:34,080
Speaker 1: is another reason why there's a bigger push for funding

1748
01:56:34,120 --> 01:56:38,240
Speaker 1: students directly, because these education savity accounts programs could be

1749
01:56:38,360 --> 01:56:40,880
Speaker 1: used to cover the cost of home based education. And

1750
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:44,720
Speaker 1: would actually lead to more equity because the most advantaged

1751
01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:46,640
Speaker 1: are the ones who are more likely to be able

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01:56:46,680 --> 01:56:50,320
Speaker 1: to afford home based education and private school tuition and

1753
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:53,880
Speaker 1: fees without these programs. So again, there shouldn't be a

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01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:59,440
Speaker 1: partisan issue. It shouldn't be an issue at all because

1755
01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:02,440
Speaker 1: it really leads to a win for everybody until you

1756
01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:04,800
Speaker 1: start to think about the power dynamics when it comes

1757
01:57:04,840 --> 01:57:08,120
Speaker 1: to the special interest that profit from getting your child's

1758
01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:10,920
Speaker 1: education dollars regardless of how well they do, and in

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01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:13,240
Speaker 1: this past year, as we've all seen, regardless of what

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01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:16,840
Speaker 1: they open their doors for business. Corey Deangelist, everybody, Corey,

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01:57:16,880 --> 01:57:18,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much. From a man I appreciate you.

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01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:24,200
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right. Dictator Jesse, why do

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01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:28,960
Speaker 1: Republican governors suck? And more state advice? Are you thinking

1764
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:45,840
Speaker 1: about moving to Texas? I'm gonna help you hang them missus.

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Speaker 1: This might be our final broadcast. We have an emergency

1784
01:59:22,840 --> 01:59:27,360
Speaker 1: situation here in the building. I walked into the bathroom

1785
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:33,000
Speaker 1: a second ago. The urinal, Yes, the urinal in the

1786
01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:38,320
Speaker 1: bathroom is overflowing. And I need to be crystal clear

1787
01:59:38,360 --> 01:59:42,680
Speaker 1: about this. When I say overflowing, I don't mean troop.

1788
01:59:43,680 --> 01:59:48,720
Speaker 1: I mean a waterfall pouring out of the urinal. And

1789
01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:52,640
Speaker 1: I have almost died so many times in this lifetime.

1790
01:59:52,960 --> 01:59:56,720
Speaker 1: If I die drowning in urinal water, I'm gonna be

1791
01:59:56,880 --> 02:00:01,520
Speaker 1: so disappointed, so disappointed. But I guess that's the way

1792
02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:05,560
Speaker 1: it goes. I've decided we should probably leave the dictator's

1793
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:10,320
Speaker 1: stuff aside for another day. It doesn't get better from there,

1794
02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:12,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. It doesn't get better from there. But

1795
02:00:12,680 --> 02:00:16,760
Speaker 1: I will tell you there is a robust plan to

1796
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:19,880
Speaker 1: give power back to the States. When I'm done with

1797
02:00:19,960 --> 02:00:25,520
Speaker 1: all this. There will, however, be well, for most of

1798
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:27,920
Speaker 1: our laws are going to get eliminated during my time.

1799
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:32,240
Speaker 1: But then there will be some serious systems put into

1800
02:00:32,280 --> 02:00:35,400
Speaker 1: place so this stuff can never ever ever happen again,

1801
02:00:36,080 --> 02:00:42,200
Speaker 1: ever happen again? Deal or Doctor Steele, Showgun Oracle of Jesse.

1802
02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:46,600
Speaker 1: How are Republican governors even more out of touch than

1803
02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:50,360
Speaker 1: the DC crowd? Were they really too stupid to realize

1804
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:54,600
Speaker 1: that the santis gnome personal responsibility approach is a million

1805
02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:58,320
Speaker 1: times more popular with the base than the abbot tyrant lockdown,

1806
02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:03,160
Speaker 1: forced face face diaper approach. Yes, they're too stupid, Yes

1807
02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:09,760
Speaker 1: it Your life is going to be so influenced by

1808
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:13,840
Speaker 1: the people around you. We all like to consider ourselves.

1809
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh I'm too strong for that. I'm a strong woman.

1810
02:01:17,560 --> 02:01:20,879
Speaker 1: No one affects me. I'm a man. No one affects

1811
02:01:20,880 --> 02:01:24,200
Speaker 1: how I think. That's not true. That's not true. You

1812
02:01:24,240 --> 02:01:27,720
Speaker 1: were affected by the things your eyes see and your

1813
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:31,160
Speaker 1: ears here. That's the way the human body is made up.

1814
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:34,520
Speaker 1: That's the way the human mind is made up. That's

1815
02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:37,640
Speaker 1: why I encourage you to move. It's better for you.

1816
02:01:37,720 --> 02:01:39,880
Speaker 1: Why do you think so many of these Republicans, these

1817
02:01:39,880 --> 02:01:43,560
Speaker 1: conservatives moved to DC as politicians or writers, and soon

1818
02:01:43,840 --> 02:01:46,440
Speaker 1: they're taking the system line before you know it, like that.

1819
02:01:46,720 --> 02:01:52,080
Speaker 1: It's all they're surrounded by these Republican governors and Republicans

1820
02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:54,600
Speaker 1: just at any level, so often lose their minds and

1821
02:01:54,680 --> 02:01:58,080
Speaker 1: do the wrong thing because they're not talking to you.

1822
02:01:59,200 --> 02:02:02,360
Speaker 1: They're not talking to me, and Greg Abbott could reach

1823
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:03,960
Speaker 1: out to me. It's not like it doesn't have my number.

1824
02:02:05,160 --> 02:02:08,440
Speaker 1: They're not talking to us. They're not talking to us.

1825
02:02:08,520 --> 02:02:12,480
Speaker 1: They're talking to their other political friends. They're talking to

1826
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:15,920
Speaker 1: their rich donors who are uncomfortable with this and uncomfortable

1827
02:02:15,920 --> 02:02:18,960
Speaker 1: with that, and they come out with these positions that

1828
02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:22,040
Speaker 1: are I mean, anybody you can see a mile away

1829
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:26,160
Speaker 1: that's gonna be wildly unpopular with Republicans and they can't.

1830
02:02:26,400 --> 02:02:28,400
Speaker 1: And you're all, is this guy an idiot? Is it?

1831
02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:33,560
Speaker 1: This guy got himself in a bubble. Beware of your bubble.

1832
02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:39,120
Speaker 1: You are in one. Bubbles make you stupid. Greetings say

1833
02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:45,320
Speaker 1: Tie Showgun Master Chief of Letters usmc PhD. Shut up, Chris,

1834
02:02:45,760 --> 02:02:48,960
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I enjoyed your recent segment on surviving the

1835
02:02:49,000 --> 02:02:51,720
Speaker 1: eight month Montana Winners so much so that I think

1836
02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:54,360
Speaker 1: it should be a reoccurring segment on the show The

1837
02:02:54,480 --> 02:02:58,720
Speaker 1: Red State Relocation Survival Guide. You may not know people

1838
02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:02,480
Speaker 1: living in blue states have folklore about Red states, Southern states,

1839
02:03:02,480 --> 02:03:05,440
Speaker 1: in flyover states in general. When I decided to take

1840
02:03:05,520 --> 02:03:08,680
Speaker 1: up your suggestion and relocate to red state Florida, I

1841
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:12,760
Speaker 1: was immediately warned about the infamous Texas summers and apparent

1842
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:17,000
Speaker 1: statewide infestation with brown recluses. Can you do anything to

1843
02:03:17,120 --> 02:03:23,120
Speaker 1: dispel my concerns? Okay, power one. The brown recluse thing

1844
02:03:23,200 --> 02:03:27,120
Speaker 1: is so overblown. I've lived here for six seven years

1845
02:03:27,160 --> 02:03:29,840
Speaker 1: something like that. What year is it, Chris twenty twenty one?

1846
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:32,440
Speaker 1: Think of me. About seven years I've lived in Texas.

1847
02:03:32,560 --> 02:03:35,440
Speaker 1: I've seen one brown recluse, ever, and it was a

1848
02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:37,480
Speaker 1: dead one. Chris has seen three he's lived there his

1849
02:03:37,560 --> 02:03:41,520
Speaker 1: whole life. That's so overblown, totally overblown. It's not like

1850
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:44,280
Speaker 1: Australia where you get eaten by dingoes right when you

1851
02:03:44,280 --> 02:03:49,880
Speaker 1: get off the plane. Anyway, your body adjusts to things.

1852
02:03:51,040 --> 02:03:56,200
Speaker 1: Your body will adjust, will adjust to the Texas summers.

1853
02:03:56,240 --> 02:03:58,880
Speaker 1: You're never going to walk out of your house in

1854
02:03:59,040 --> 02:04:03,400
Speaker 1: July Dallas or Houston and be all, WHOA, this feels great.

1855
02:04:03,880 --> 02:04:07,560
Speaker 1: It's always going to be hot. You'll get used to it.

1856
02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:10,760
Speaker 1: You'll learn to get by your body adapts. One thing

1857
02:04:10,800 --> 02:04:13,640
Speaker 1: you have to be really diligent about, though, if you've

1858
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:17,360
Speaker 1: never lived in a hot climate. You have to drink water.

1859
02:04:18,560 --> 02:04:22,480
Speaker 1: And I say that I didn't grow up drinking tons

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02:04:22,480 --> 02:04:24,920
Speaker 1: of water. I was actually a huge milk drinker. I

1861
02:04:24,920 --> 02:04:26,960
Speaker 1: would just drink it by the gallant. Shut up, Chris.

1862
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:30,920
Speaker 1: But then in the Marine corps they will quite literally

1863
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Speaker 1: what they used to, They will quite literally beat it

1864
02:04:33,280 --> 02:04:35,560
Speaker 1: into you if you don't drink enough water. If you do,

1865
02:04:35,680 --> 02:04:37,840
Speaker 1: I've told you the story before, if they would catch

1866
02:04:37,840 --> 02:04:42,720
Speaker 1: you dehydrated, they'll look at your durine and if it's

1867
02:04:42,760 --> 02:04:45,200
Speaker 1: if it's not the right color. They will take you

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02:04:45,240 --> 02:04:47,280
Speaker 1: to a trash can and make you drink water until

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02:04:47,280 --> 02:04:50,560
Speaker 1: you're throwing up. It's that, but that's that's how important

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02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,600
Speaker 1: it is. And they're doing it because it'll save your life.

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02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:54,760
Speaker 1: So now I just naturally drink water all day long.

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02:04:54,800 --> 02:04:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm always drinking water. But I realize a lot of

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02:04:56,960 --> 02:04:59,480
Speaker 1: people don't. They have. They drink diet soda all day,

1874
02:04:59,560 --> 02:05:03,120
Speaker 1: They drink, they drink various things all day. You cannot

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02:05:03,160 --> 02:05:05,800
Speaker 1: do that here. You cannot do that here. You will

1876
02:05:05,840 --> 02:05:09,440
Speaker 1: get too dehydrated. You'll feel even if it doesn't get dangerous,

1877
02:05:09,480 --> 02:05:14,560
Speaker 1: you'll feel miserable all the time. You have got to

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Speaker 1: drink water here and drink it a lot, and I

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Speaker 1: mean a lot. All right, we're not quite done yet.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, Hey dad, your prescription will be ready in

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Speaker 1: sure they're safe and comfortable. But it's just as important

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Speaker 1: that you take some time for yourself. At AARP we

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Speaker 1: caring for a loved one. Because the better care you

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I mean that about

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Speaker 1: drinking water. This is it's gonna sound like I'm one

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Speaker 1: of those workout nut guys. You know those personal trainers.

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Speaker 1: You need to drink nine gallons of water a day.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but in this state, you're going

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Speaker 1: to learn a couple of things. Do you have to

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Speaker 1: drink a lot of water. Your body will get used

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Speaker 1: to it. Sunglasses are not optional. They're not optional. Your

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Speaker 1: eyes will hurt at the end of the day. If

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Speaker 1: you don't have sunglasses on, shut up. Chris. Hats also beneficial,

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Speaker 1: especially when you're approaching thirty nine and the hair is

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Speaker 1: starting to thin out a little bit on tomp, starting

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Speaker 1: to retreat back towards your ears just a bit. Look,

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Speaker 1: once you get married, everything goes gray and just starts

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Speaker 1: falling out. It's from the stress of it. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll see you Monday, you hooligans. That's all the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show. You don't have to dip forever. You know that, right,

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Speaker 1: You don't have to smoke forever. And the reason I

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Speaker 1: say it like that is I have been that guy.

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Speaker 1: I've been that guy. I dipped for so long. And

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Speaker 1: what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit.

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Speaker 1: It's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. I'm a man,

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Speaker 1: I don't need any help. I'm just gonna quit cold turkey.

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Speaker 1: And I would fail time and time and time again.

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Speaker 1: I tried things like the patch that didn't work, gum

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Speaker 1: sunflower seeds. I tried at all. It's just a matter

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Speaker 1: of finding the right thing to help you quit. That's

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Speaker 1: Jake's mintchew. Go put in your dip. Just make sure

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Speaker 1: even sugar free, and I highly recommend. Just a personal choice,

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Speaker 1: I highly recommend their CBD pouches because it really helps

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Speaker 1: take that extra edge off. Get a Jake's Mint Chew

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