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Speaker 1: Real quick before we start the show, get your merch

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Speaker 1: for a cause. At Brook and Jeffrey dot com. One

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Speaker 1: hundred percent of proceeds go towards Hurricane Helene relief.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and thank you for everyone that's already purchased for it,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you messages.

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Speaker 1: And now, did you know fifty six percent of people

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Speaker 1: have a cat or a dog as a pet. Ah

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Speaker 1: fifty six Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's literally not either count or dog.

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Speaker 1: Still, that means a lot of people don't. And a

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Speaker 1: survey found the two main reasons people choose not to

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Speaker 1: have pets are one unsuitable living conditions like not having

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Speaker 1: enough space or outdoor areas.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense if you're an apartment or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And two because we're late.

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Speaker 3: No, that means we gotta do w c II right now,

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Speaker 3: Which is did you talk about dogs? Did you say

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Speaker 3: write me out? You heard what you wanted to hear?

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Speaker 1: Two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time to

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Speaker 1: play one. Let's get right to your choices. Your first

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Speaker 1: option is a twenty four second slow motion clip of

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Speaker 1: a baby giggling uncontrollably at a puppy who's trying to

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Speaker 1: eat bubbles.

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Speaker 3: Or option two.

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Speaker 1: A twenty nine second clip of a four year old's

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Speaker 1: girl explaining why she shouldn't have to do the dishes

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Speaker 1: her mom should do the So those are your choices,

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Speaker 1: which do you want? Little giggle affliction or put mom

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen?

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Speaker 3: I need excuse, so put mom in the kiten.

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Speaker 2: That's all here all day for my kids why they

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Speaker 2: shouldn't do the dishes.

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Speaker 1: I'm going with that baby giggle osey, you're the deciding

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Speaker 1: vote here.

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Speaker 2: The baby demanding mom in the kitchen is rare.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear the kitchen rare people have spoken.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear the sound of a four year old girl

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Speaker 1: explaining why her mom should do the dishes. Please help

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Speaker 1: me with the dishes.

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Speaker 4: Mommy, you forty. I'm four, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: So you are older than me.

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Speaker 4: I think you can.

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Speaker 1: Do it by yourself. I believe in you. This is myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you can do it by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I believe in you.

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Speaker 4: Come and help in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: No, I believe in you all.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I follow me to the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: With a social emotional lording backfire. I know that was

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Speaker 3: which climb?

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Speaker 1: Is it I'm your host, Jeff Latex Sweater Debo.

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Speaker 3: Let's get right to your shock.

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Speaker 1: Collar question of the day, Go ahead, Jake.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, I guess Brooke must have poured some extra moonshine

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Speaker 4: into a morning jug of sangria. It's the only explanation

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Speaker 4: for what happened during a casual, lighthearted round of brand

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Speaker 4: mascot trivia. Brooke defiantly tried to answer other people's questions,

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Speaker 4: yelled at the moderator's criticized Alexis spelling ability and makeup choices,

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Speaker 4: and then after she won, she inexplicably made me get shot,

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Speaker 4: even though I'm not a contestant in the game. Her

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Speaker 4: drunken reign of terror must end today. That's why we're

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Speaker 4: hitting the reset and trying this one more time. It's

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Speaker 4: a civil and non violent addition of product pushing.

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Speaker 1: Pets tenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Now, just like yesterday, I'll tell you about a popular

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Speaker 4: brand or product you've seen on TV. You just have

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Speaker 4: to give me the correct name of their beloved animal mascot.

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Speaker 3: But unlike yesterday, there will be.

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Speaker 4: No question stealing, name calling, middle finger raising. If you

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Speaker 4: say I know this, I'm gonna call you a loser.

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Speaker 4: We'll start with the Brook. We'll start with the woman who,

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Speaker 4: despite what Brook says, can spell a five letter word

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Speaker 4: if she tries really hard. That's Alexis. Which famous brand

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Speaker 4: mascot has a red kerchief around his neck while supporting

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Speaker 4: his football shaped head?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Football shaped head? Is a peanut?

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Speaker 4: Football shaped?

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Speaker 1: No way, it'd have to be pointy at the top.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of me. I'm thinking of hey, Arnold,

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Speaker 3: the TV show focus on the red kerchief. Maybe I

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Speaker 3: don't know. I'm gonna go with mister peanut.

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Speaker 1: Guys, is that an animal?

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Speaker 4: He's an abomination to nature? Alexis, mister peanut, that's incorrect.

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Speaker 1: But why doesn't Jeffrey get just blasted for that?

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask her to spell peanut blast Jeffrey on

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Speaker 2: my own time and outside of work, Alexis, I was

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Speaker 2: looking for Tony the Tiger of Kellogg's Frost flags a.

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Speaker 4: Red handkerchief head, Brook, I swear to God, it's your turn, Brook.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Back in nineteen eighty, the company Owing's Corning used an

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Speaker 4: animated animal to promote sales of their fiberglass insulation.

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Speaker 3: What name that mascot? The pink panther? Is correct. How

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Speaker 3: did you know that my.

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Speaker 2: Kids learned a lot of Spanish by watching Spanish Pink

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Speaker 2: Panther cartoons.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, insulation.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jose all right. Your brand is Velassic Pickles.

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Speaker 4: This famous mascot wears a blue mailman hat with a

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Speaker 4: red tie and glasses.

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Speaker 3: What animals?

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Speaker 1: Kind of a talk like the velastic storm?

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Speaker 4: That is correct. We're over to Jeffrey now, same as

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Speaker 4: the last. Your brand is Kellogg's Cocoa pops. Tell me

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Speaker 4: the animal.

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Speaker 1: Asking me these things. We were a proud Cornflakes family,

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Speaker 1: so anything with chocolate inside of the cereal was considered blasphemy,

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Speaker 1: and you weren't. I wanted cookie crisp so bad when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, and that was absolutely not allowed,

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Speaker 1: So Coco cocoa pops were definitely banned. I'm gonna guess

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Speaker 1: some sort of snake was the cocoa pop popping?

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Speaker 3: Is that the imagery that your mom wanted to think of.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate snakes?

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Speaker 3: Is what I'm thinking. You have a name for the snake,

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Speaker 3: maybe even after your mom the snake.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted you to come up with a name.

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Speaker 4: I was looking for Coco the monkey. Yeah, mascot of

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Speaker 4: cocoa pops. All right, we're down to Brook and Jose Jose.

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Speaker 4: You cannot let me down. Okay, okay, Brook Energizer has

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Speaker 4: a rabbit Gico as a lizard. What does Nesley Quick have?

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Speaker 4: You have twenty four seconds to answer this question. Twenty

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Speaker 4: four twenty three. I can't hear you, Brook, twenty two

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Speaker 4: twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Brook, please speak up and why.

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Speaker 3: Brooks spelling bunny correctly? That's correct. The Nestlee Quick has

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Speaker 3: a bunny as their mascot. You can tell me chocolate

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Speaker 3: milk because all of us knew immediately. We're over to

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Speaker 3: Jose Jose.

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Speaker 4: This animated bloodhound made his debut in nineteen eighty for

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Speaker 4: the National Crime Prevention Council because he wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Take a bite out of crime. That was his slogan.

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Speaker 3: What was his name, gruff McGruff. He got it scruff

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Speaker 3: McGruff incorrect. I like that.

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Speaker 4: Brooke thought that was right too. It's embarrassing for her.

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Speaker 4: His name was McGruff the crime Dog, which is weird

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Speaker 4: because he was anti crime. Unfortunately, that means Brooke has

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Speaker 4: again won today's edition of twenty of twenty. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: leave the room, so I can't get shocked jokes.

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Speaker 1: So Brooke, who's getting shocked while singing oopside did it

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Speaker 1: again by Britney Spears.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go with Jeff just because of the

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Speaker 3: song choice.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oops, I did it again.

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Speaker 3: I played with your heart. I got lost in the guy.

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Speaker 3: Not much soul in that, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Brittany was holding Suel the snake. Susan, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone down coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,