1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: don't given a million bus bussy. 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, listening to show? 5 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 4: I want joy? 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, joy. 7 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 3: You know you. 8 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 4: Gotta turn. 9 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 6: I can't. 10 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth. Turn You probably got 11 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: to turn the mouth turn out a wad of the 12 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: mony job. 13 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 7: Look, come. 14 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 8: Come out you think that, I sure will. 15 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on, 16 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, 17 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 2: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you? 18 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 2: God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman. 19 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 3: You know. 20 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 2: I want to I want to point that out to you. 21 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 2: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in 22 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life. 23 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: He gives us the power of choice. 24 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 3: You know. 25 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 2: If you say you got it, I don't need you, 26 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 2: He lets you have it. If you say I need you, 27 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 2: come see about me. 28 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: He right there. 29 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 8: It's just a real simple thing, man. 30 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 2: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself 31 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 2: into something, and please know I have I. 32 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 8: See that. 33 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 2: That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten 34 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 2: myself in some circumstances and positions. 35 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: In my life. 36 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: Well, I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments. Man, 37 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 2: I've had some moments where I did not know what 38 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 2: to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't 39 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: know how to go about it. I didn't have no 40 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 2: more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, 41 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 2: well might not make it past this one. But then 42 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 2: if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen? 43 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: And then I held on to this little thing that 44 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 2: my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes 45 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 2: some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope, 46 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 2: she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know. 47 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 2: And what I've learned in my life is that hope 48 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 2: is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there 49 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 2: a possibility out there for me? I show hope something happened. 50 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 2: See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me, 51 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 2: the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning 52 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 2: of faith. 53 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 8: It was just the idea. 54 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 2: It's just the thought that something could change for me, 55 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 2: that something could be a little bit different from me, 56 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 2: that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could 57 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 2: be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around, 58 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 2: it could hitit any other direction. Maybe I could quit 59 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 2: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will 60 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 2: just say all right. I don't know, but I can't 61 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 2: count the times I've been in that position. But then 62 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 2: once I hope a little bit, and then I remember. 63 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 2: Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher, 64 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 2: she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned 65 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 2: my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than 66 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 2: my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used to say, 67 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 2: when it get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things. 68 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 2: She said, When you seem like you lost and you 69 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 2: can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because 70 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 2: prayer change is things. You know, when you get a 71 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: point in your life when you've done all you can 72 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 2: do and you can't do no more and you just 73 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 2: don't know what to do next, she said, stop, son, 74 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 2: pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got. 75 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 2: She said, because that hope is to beginning of faith. 76 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: She said. 77 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 2: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come 78 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 2: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can 79 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 2: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping, 80 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 2: she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when 81 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 2: you're own to something. If you can turn that hope 82 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 2: into belief, that hope into faith. That's the ability to 83 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 2: believe in something that you can't see. 84 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 8: But the key though, the faith is you're believing in 85 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 8: something that you can't see. 86 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:22,600 Speaker 1: See. 87 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 8: Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure. 88 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 2: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people 89 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 2: who can explain this thing a lot better than I 90 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 2: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't 91 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 2: know how to I don't know how to say it, 92 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping 93 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 2: it work. 94 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 3: Right. 95 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 8: You just have a thought in your mind that you know, Man. 96 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 2: Wherever you are or whoever you are, whatever you are, 97 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 2: to me God, I show hope something change. 98 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 1: Hope helps. 99 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 3: Man. 100 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 8: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope. 101 00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 2: Hope, and then if you pray with some hope and 102 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:06,160 Speaker 2: God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence, 103 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 2: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't 104 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 2: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that 105 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 2: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my 106 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 2: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith, 107 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 2: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here. 108 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 2: And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will 109 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 2: only get to where you're going in your life based 110 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 2: on your faith. 111 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 8: See. 112 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 2: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like 113 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 2: what's your faith? And then they start going down this 114 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 2: whole list of all these different religions out here. But 115 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 2: really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith, 116 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 2: I'm talking to you about your your belief. 117 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 8: How much do you believe in the unseen? See? 118 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: Faith is the core of all that is happening to 119 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 1: me today. 120 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 2: It is the faith that I have in my relationship 121 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 2: with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I 122 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 2: stay on the right course and believe a certain way 123 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 2: and act a certain way, his blessings just poor. 124 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 8: They just come. And it comes in a lot of 125 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,320 Speaker 8: little ways too. I've started to notice. 126 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings 127 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 2: is money, Nah, man, that ain't it. 128 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 1: It's coverage. 129 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 2: It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time 130 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 2: they predict bad weather and I get up in the 131 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 2: sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know 132 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,439 Speaker 2: this is this is favor. These are blessings that get 133 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 2: poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something, 134 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 2: not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot 135 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 2: of ways. But once you tie in to God, once 136 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,199 Speaker 2: you tie in and you start doing the best you 137 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 2: can do, and you start asking for him to make 138 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,719 Speaker 2: you a better person, to help shape and mold you 139 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 2: into the kind of man or person that he wants 140 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 2: you to be. You be amazed what God can do 141 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,439 Speaker 2: with you. Man, if you just invite me in and 142 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 2: allow him to be a part of your life. I mean, 143 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 2: what you got to lose out there? 144 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:44,719 Speaker 8: Come on? 145 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 2: Why would you not change? Why would you not allow 146 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 2: God to be a part of your life? God got 147 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,319 Speaker 2: some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't 148 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 2: keep waking up. 149 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 150 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 8: What two, one, two three? 151 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 3: I got it? 152 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 8: I got it? 153 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: What do you mean? 154 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 3: I mean? I got it? 155 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,599 Speaker 8: What about me? 156 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:14,839 Speaker 3: I got it? 157 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 8: Do you want some? 158 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: Come get it? 159 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 8: Everybody all don't wanted? 160 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 3: Oh? What is it? I got it? 161 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 8: I don't know what it is, but I think that 162 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,559 Speaker 8: you do that. Gum it? 163 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 7: Who is he? 164 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 8: And what is a heed to you? 165 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 3: Who? 166 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 2: Boy, that's when you combine a song. Boy, that's when 167 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 2: that's when you're writing. Right there, Steve Harbin, Marty show y'all, 168 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 2: we got it. Charlie Strawberry calling for real or Junior 169 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 2: better known as to kill One Mississippi Monica, straight out 170 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 2: from the King of Pranks. 171 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 8: Nephew Tommas, Good morning everybody, and they're just started. 172 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: Crazy, grand rising, grand ride right that. 173 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 3: I got. 174 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 9: Too much? 175 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, just to say good morning, good morning cool. Oh 176 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: you know what else? 177 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 5: They say? 178 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: Happy born day? Yes, yeah all that? 179 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 8: Hey, man, let me back in. I miss my room up. 180 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 8: I don't know what the hell I did, Junir. What 181 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:35,679 Speaker 8: you got man? 182 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 3: Yeah? 183 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 8: Man, let me ask you something. 184 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 10: Let me just go and ask you because I got 185 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 10: some friends. 186 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: They need to know. 187 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 8: They need to go ahead and turn it on in 188 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 8: Why why don't they look good. 189 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: To be a player of late in life because they 190 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 1: think they're doing something. 191 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 8: It's not good. Dog, It's a sad sight. 192 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,199 Speaker 3: It is. 193 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 2: It's really hard when you walk into a club and 194 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: everybody got on white T shirts and you standing over 195 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 2: with a three piece suito with a pocket square. No, 196 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 2: why are you in the club? Why are you still 197 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 2: going out? You don't go to clubs. They have places 198 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 2: for old people to go. It's called taverns. 199 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: That's not a lot of them, I know. 200 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 2: Because it ain't a lot of people still wanting to 201 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 2: go out. But if you do want to go out, 202 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 2: they have names that know. This place is for you. Stanley's, 203 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 2: you know, don't nobody name they club after them? 204 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 3: No more. 205 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 1: Going down the stands, you know, easy talk? 206 00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 8: What easy talk? Yeah, man, we gotta help. 207 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 2: Here's another club, Schmitty's Barbecue and Tax Service. 208 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,679 Speaker 8: After our joint. Yes, I would hang out there. This 209 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 8: is where old people go. 210 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:17,439 Speaker 3: Go. 211 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 2: Well, there are other old people. Don't go out here 212 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 2: with these young people. They know you don't belong here. 213 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 2: You cannot be in the club. And one person asks 214 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 2: somebody who uncle? 215 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 3: Is that? All right? 216 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 11: Guys coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, 217 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 11: we're gonna start the show off with nephew Tommy's run 218 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 11: that prank back right after this. 219 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:49,560 Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show at the Salvation Army. 220 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:54,719 Speaker 4: Love gives beyond situation and seasons, while lights are sparkling 221 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 4: and temperatures are dropping. You can be the difference for 222 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 4: a family in need right in your local community. Your 223 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 4: donation puts presents under the tree today and food on 224 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 4: the table all year long, warm hearts and homes beyond 225 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 4: the Christmas season. By donating twenty five dollars a month 226 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:18,320 Speaker 4: at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help a neighbor and need 227 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 4: through the holidays and beyond. 228 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: It's time now for the nephew to run that brank 229 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: back what you. 230 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 6: Got for his nep Surely this right here is a 231 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 6: wedding and a funeral. A wedding and a funeral, all 232 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 6: at the same time coming down the aisle. 233 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 8: But the cas get right down. You understand weddings and 234 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 8: a funeral. Let's go, cat dog give you what? 235 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 3: Hello? 236 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 9: It is Ryan? 237 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 3: Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing. Hey, 238 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 3: I'm good. 239 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 7: I'm thinking. 240 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 3: This is Josh Josh over at me. I want to 241 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 3: be officials at the church where you guys are getting 242 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 3: married tomorrow. 243 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, how you doing? 244 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 12: Man? 245 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 7: I want to thank y'all for that too. 246 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 11: Man. 247 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 7: We will appreciate it. 248 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 3: Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member 249 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 3: here sooner or later since you guys are getting married. 250 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 7: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get 251 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,520 Speaker 7: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying. 252 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 7: They got to be working on Sundays now, man, So 253 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 7: as soon as I tweaked at the mood at around 254 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 7: a little bit, I'll be there. 255 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 3: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's 256 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 3: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's 257 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 3: definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan 258 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 3: down here with your fall number as well as you 259 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 3: as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here, 260 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 3: but we didn't want to call her with if we 261 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 3: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and 262 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 3: see if it just make you aware of what was 263 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 3: going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a 264 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 3: mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you 265 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 3: know since the Olda make she passed away a week 266 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 3: ago and you're not you're not a member of the church, 267 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 3: so you wouldn't know her. But she's one of the 268 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 3: one of the oldest members here at the church. The 269 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 3: olda may passed away and what's going on is you 270 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 3: all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the 271 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 3: actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, 272 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 3: uh agin, brother, what Josh, Josh? 273 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 7: Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we we 274 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,280 Speaker 7: already got this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand out. 275 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 7: They have med two hundred invitations. 276 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 3: Man, I mean blessed us so and and I understand that, 277 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 3: but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no 278 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 3: way we could have moved it around down. The biggest 279 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 3: problem the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing 280 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 3: in the morning. So what I want what I wanted 281 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 3: to make you aware of, and I don't want you 282 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 3: to tell your wife just but the actual casket will 283 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 3: be in the Saints Aiar, but we will have it. 284 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 7: Come hold on, man, are you serious? 285 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 3: Now? 286 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 7: Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round. I 287 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 7: don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have a 288 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 7: fellowsip Paul in the back or something like that. 289 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 3: Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket, 290 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 3: and if we didn't put it there, is in the 291 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 3: actual room that you'll you'll soon to be white with 292 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 3: be changing any that's the only place. 293 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 7: You got your mile. My wife could have changed no 294 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 7: room with no dead body. Are you kidding? 295 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 3: And you know what, I understood that. That's the first 296 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 3: thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just 297 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 3: put the casket the way it goes for the funeral 298 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 3: and we're gonna cover it up. And see basically you 299 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 3: actually get in. 300 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,120 Speaker 7: Wow, I can't even believe you calling me with this man. 301 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 7: Look at it and excuse my french man. Yeah, I 302 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 7: know I need to get back into church, I really do, 303 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 7: but right now, dog, this ain't going down like this man. Now, 304 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,760 Speaker 7: we didn't already pay the money first. First of all, 305 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 7: First of all, you know she should. I don't even 306 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,440 Speaker 7: feel like she may had to pay, you know, to 307 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 7: to hold no wedding over at hunch Her where she 308 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 7: pay tithes that that's that's the first thing. 309 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 3: You know. 310 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,880 Speaker 7: I ain't like they're from the jumping, but I would 311 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 7: ahead when win it because she want her pastor to 312 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,640 Speaker 7: marry us. And now you got the nerve to tell 313 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 7: me that. Y'all we arrange something that a funeral gonna 314 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 7: happen the same day as my wedding, and my wife 315 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 7: got to get dressed in the room with a dead body. 316 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,680 Speaker 3: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro. Like 317 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 3: I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning. 318 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in 319 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,120 Speaker 3: front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now, 320 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,920 Speaker 3: what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers, 321 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 3: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm 322 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 3: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk. 323 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,520 Speaker 3: I just wanted you to they don't wear it. It's 324 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 3: probably gonna be more people than you think because some 325 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 3: of the people that's gonna be at your wedding, it's 326 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,439 Speaker 3: really for the funeral. 327 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 7: A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean, 328 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 7: look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding to 329 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 7: happen at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to 330 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 7: the lady that is past. God bless her family. I 331 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 7: ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no 332 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 7: funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. I'm gonna come 333 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 7: down their. 334 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 3: Church too, sir. She's a member of the church too. 335 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 7: I don't give it. I don't be no member of 336 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 7: the church, man. I then paid for this wedding, and 337 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 7: it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you are fixing and putting 338 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,479 Speaker 7: no dead body at my wedding? 339 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 3: What church? It's right, right? I mean no difference. But 340 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 3: the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up. 341 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 7: I mean, what what is the problem? The problem is 342 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 7: your calls me with this man's day before my wedding. 343 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,920 Speaker 7: We didn't schedule there six months ago. Got to fill 344 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 7: twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed okay, and 345 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 7: I just gonna tell me that we got to shore. 346 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 7: I will wed with a funeral. But the hell is 347 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 7: wrong with you? 348 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 5: Man? 349 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 3: Do you want to have your wedding at this church? 350 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 7: I'll tell you what you mean wrong. I'm having a wedding, okay. 351 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,399 Speaker 7: I tell you what't lit? The body be up in 352 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 7: the marrow and rolling the right upon the street playing. 353 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 7: Y'all can stay out there in the front and and 354 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 7: and throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have 355 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 7: a wedding inside the same here tomorrow. 356 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: I promise you that, sir, I can't. 357 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 3: I cannot assure you that it won't be I have 358 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,159 Speaker 3: no other place to put. 359 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 7: The body, okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to 360 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 7: put it. If I get that a mart it's a 361 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 7: body in there. There's gonna be a couple of bodies 362 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 7: in there. 363 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 3: Name. 364 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 7: You got two choices to move that fill rule or 365 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 7: to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of our 366 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,000 Speaker 7: really spend those only two choices. I want to hear 367 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 7: about it. Meet me at the front door to night 368 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 7: with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said 369 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 7: to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. 370 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 8: You heard me. 371 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 7: I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke. 372 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,920 Speaker 7: What's wrong with child? 373 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 3: Man? You can do something else, man, I understand that. 374 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 7: I don't want to know more from you. 375 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 3: Man. 376 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 7: All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding 377 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 7: at this church tomorrow without saying dead body. 378 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. To push it to the bank, man, 379 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 3: there's one more bit of an issue that I need 380 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:33,960 Speaker 3: to tell you. 381 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 7: Also, what the can be worse than a dead body? 382 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 7: What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? 383 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 3: Man? The issue sert that is worse than the dead 384 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 3: body is this is Nephew time and from the Steve 385 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 3: Harby Morning Show. Your best man Jeff got me the 386 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 3: prank pall call you what. 387 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 7: You know what it man the best man about to 388 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 7: get the best when he can possibly get. Man playing 389 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:11,320 Speaker 7: you then got me? Oh, it is to get the 390 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 7: best beat down posse for bane. 391 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 3: I'll tell you Hey, one more question. 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Mike and Clearwater, Florida says, I went on 409 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 11: a blind date with the finest girl I have ever met. 410 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 11: She's got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a 411 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 11: little on. 412 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,040 Speaker 1: The thick side, which I love. 413 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 11: The only problem is that she smokes cigars and I 414 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 11: could taste it on her breast when we kiss. She 415 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,440 Speaker 11: only does it on the weekend, So should I deal 416 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 11: with it or move on? 417 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 2: Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends and along the lane, 418 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, there being a cigar smoker, there 419 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 2: are some things you can do, you know, to help 420 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 2: the situation, like what I mean, like, don't smoke, fol 421 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 2: you kiss. That's a big one. Yeah, it's they got 422 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 2: stuff fun at me when you actually sig place it there, 423 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 2: you lean over a kiss, You fin to eat some cigar? Dog, 424 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 2: that's just all to it your kissing schedule. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 425 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,639 Speaker 2: You're gonna work that out with fine? 426 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 1: For fine, fine, make that. 427 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 5: Him. 428 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 2: Yeah we find to be blowing cigaret smoke all each other. 429 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 2: We all smoke a cigar. 430 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah fine, how fine she is? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 431 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,200 Speaker 1: It has a lot to do it, Okay, so he 432 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,359 Speaker 1: should deal with it. And not move on. Just stay 433 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: there and take it, take it absolutely. 434 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 8: I mean, come on, man, come on, man. Where a 435 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,560 Speaker 8: follow doctor Titian and awed her. 436 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 2: Take all her taste, buzz out and everything. Doctor Trishner 437 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 2: removes one layer of mouth lining. 438 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: All right. 439 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 11: Moving on to Felicity in Topeka, Felicity writes, I have 440 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 11: been seeing a man that is twelve years my junior, 441 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 11: and he's handsome and muscular up top, but lacking down below. 442 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,199 Speaker 1: He tries to. 443 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 11: Overcompensate for his shortcomings and is too much for me 444 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 11: to handle. I have a schedule to keep up with 445 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 11: and kids to look after, so I can't be lying 446 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 11: around for hours with him. Is it cool to tell 447 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 11: him to hurry up? Or will he be offended? Please advise. 448 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 8: It's not going to fend him. 449 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 2: If you tell him to hurry up. What will offend 450 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 2: him is you tell him why he needs to hurry 451 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 2: I know why you putting me in all this extra time. 452 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,879 Speaker 1: And you're not in Yeah, you know, I loss again. 453 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,160 Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying. 454 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 1: Being on the other. 455 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,800 Speaker 8: Side of this one right here, I can tell you. 456 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 3: You know what. 457 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 2: In my life I've been too much, but I ain't 458 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 2: never been not enough. I've been here, I've been oh lord, 459 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 2: but I ain't never been open. I think I think 460 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 2: you're gonna have to tell him to hurry up. 461 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 1: You got things to do. But in a nice way. 462 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 2: Is he a really great guy? Does he treats you 463 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 2: really well? They treat the kids great? How is he 464 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,119 Speaker 2: as a man? You can work through some of these things? 465 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,399 Speaker 2: You know some things you can do to speed up 466 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 2: the process. 467 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 11: I don't know, all right, Felicity moving on to Carolyn 468 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,720 Speaker 11: and making Georgia. Carolyn says, as luck would have it, 469 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 11: I'm broke again at the wrong time of the year. 470 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,920 Speaker 11: I was talking to my coworker about my issues, and 471 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,639 Speaker 11: he said he could help me out if I showed 472 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 11: him two things. The two things are right under my chin, 473 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 11: and he wants to see them. I've never been propositioned 474 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 11: like this, but he said he'd give me two hundred 475 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,400 Speaker 11: dollars and that would help me get my little girl 476 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,399 Speaker 11: that bike she wants. Is it so terrible if I 477 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,200 Speaker 11: show him what? If he wants to pay to see more? 478 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 8: What you what? 479 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,119 Speaker 3: You? What? You? 480 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,920 Speaker 1: What you think it's going to be leading to? 481 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 3: This? 482 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 2: Is this is to see what you're willing to do? Now, 483 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,919 Speaker 2: if you do this for two hundred dollars, he already 484 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:38,959 Speaker 2: know he got five. You're marking right, hey, though, I mean, 485 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 2: you go in there and tell your little girl, we 486 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,679 Speaker 2: ain't get no damn bike this year. 487 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: You know, many years I heard that. 488 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 8: Bike. 489 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:55,360 Speaker 2: Oh you working, I'd heard stuff like that. Bight, what's 490 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,760 Speaker 2: wrong with the bike you got out there? You're talking 491 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,720 Speaker 2: about the board you gave me from the dructure site. 492 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,000 Speaker 2: That BikeE daddy, that's never been new like a new bike. Well, 493 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 2: I want a new car. You don't see. No, you 494 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 2: don't see what I say. 495 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: Not that day. That's a lot, yeah, exactly. 496 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 2: So every time I asked him for something, he every 497 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 2: time I told my daddy I wanted something. 498 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 8: He told me something he wanted. I want a new bike. 499 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 8: I want a new car. 500 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go home. 501 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 2: Well, hell, I want to go home too, But now 502 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,679 Speaker 2: I got to go to work. So you're little ask him? 503 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 2: Eat what they got to do with what I said? 504 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,639 Speaker 1: So, Carolyn, you're getting something from this, okay. 505 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 2: I mean, if you show him to him for two 506 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 2: hundred dollars, the next offer fing to be five hundred. 507 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 1: What you gonna do? Yeah, And they work together so 508 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 1: that's really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way. 509 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 8: But two hundred dollars that ain't nothing. 510 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I am one hundred dollars each. 511 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,679 Speaker 8: Good Shirley, you didne divided it up? 512 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 3: Huh? 513 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 8: Yes, cool, he's horrible, all right. 514 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 11: Misty and Rustin Louisiana says, I'm forty years old and 515 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,200 Speaker 11: I purchased my first home for my son and I 516 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 11: my son is fifteen years old and refuses to do 517 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,879 Speaker 11: the yard work for me. He told me that I 518 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,920 Speaker 11: need to get my boyfriend to do it, since he's 519 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 11: always over there. I lit into him when he spoke 520 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 11: to me that way, and I called my father to 521 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 11: come and talk to him. My father sided with him. 522 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 11: I expected my son to have pride in his home. 523 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 11: So am I wrong to demand that he do the 524 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 11: yard work at this house? 525 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 2: Well, I understand what you're saying. You're exactly right feeling 526 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 2: what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old son going, 527 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 2: so what this lady is doing is coming over here 528 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 2: sleeping with my mama. See, in fifteen, he got some 529 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,280 Speaker 2: feelings about that that you haven't addressed. The fifteen year 530 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,320 Speaker 2: old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship with 531 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 2: this man, and he trying to figure out what's the 532 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 2: value of him because he don't see him doing nothing 533 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 2: except sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have, 534 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 2: and never feelings ain't fitna leave that boy no time soon. 535 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 2: So the conversation you should have really is with this 536 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 2: man of yours as to what kind of example he's 537 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 2: setting for your son, because all boys want to be 538 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,160 Speaker 2: some type of man. 539 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 8: It's gonna be a good man or a bad man. 540 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 2: And right now that's the example of manhood that's been 541 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 2: put in front of him, and he don't see much. 542 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: Of a man coming out of him. Great advice I 543 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: was over that if. 544 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 2: You went to the bath, if you went to the 545 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 2: boyfriend and said, I wish you'd talk to my son, 546 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 2: maybe y'all could do it together or something, it would 547 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 2: mean a lot to him, and then you can finally 548 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 2: see what you're dealing with, which don't sound like much 549 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 2: of nothing. 550 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, clo Hey, good morning. This is 551 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: your girl, Shirley Strawberry. 552 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 11: And my favorite Christmas memory is every single one of 553 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 11: my childhood christmases gave us the best Christmases ever, our 554 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 11: entire living room was filled with all kinds of presents 555 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 11: like dolls, bikes. Yeah, easy bake ovens had to have 556 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 11: one of those. But anyway, I have a wonderful holiday season. 557 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 11: From Shirley Strawberry and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're 558 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 11: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time to get the choice together. However, 559 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 11: the elves, I didn't know this. The elves are on 560 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 11: strike and you guys here with some grievances. 561 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 1: I got. I got this. 562 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,800 Speaker 2: Someone listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good 563 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 2: at doing because I'm a former union man and as 564 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 2: ales have decided and they came to me with a 565 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 2: lot of complaints and I'm being a represented now. We 566 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,480 Speaker 2: wanted Tommy to stand up for He was already standing 567 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 2: up see right there when I be damn. We need 568 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,760 Speaker 2: somebody that's stand up for it, that look like they 569 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 2: actually standing. 570 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 8: So I said I would do it. 571 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 2: The l's this year are going on strike, well they 572 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 2: haven't gone on yet, but they're threatened to go on strike. 573 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,880 Speaker 2: To elves are wanting to sit out this year. Santa 574 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 2: Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk to 575 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 2: these damn ls about their concerns. So I'm here with 576 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 2: their grievances, and I want to start by saying these 577 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,600 Speaker 2: are the l's grievouss, and I will be preparing these 578 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 2: statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the LS 579 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 2: who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes. 580 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 2: Please show your support through our website www dot help 581 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 2: ls dot com. 582 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 8: If you're want to help the l's help L's come tell. 583 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:10,080 Speaker 1: Me that you don't know. So you know what y'all? 584 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 2: Well, the complaints that the elves have, and here we go. 585 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 2: Number one problem that they have it We the als 586 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 2: would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. Dont 587 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,320 Speaker 2: no kid, won't no damn wooden toys. And we've been 588 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,880 Speaker 2: making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now 589 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:40,000 Speaker 2: one of these wooden wheels, these wooden pegs block They 590 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 2: got real toys now. Secondly, we the als, are requesting 591 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 2: to have a casual Friday so we ain't got to 592 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,680 Speaker 2: wear these stupid ass uniforms. They had tight ass pants 593 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 2: for these pointed hats. We want a casual Friday, voicing 594 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 2: the concern the elves have and are considered on going 595 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,320 Speaker 2: on strike and they wanted me to convey this to 596 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 2: Center Claus and everybody listen, We're the Alves would like 597 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 2: to request a thirty minute smoke break. 598 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,720 Speaker 8: They smuts and we smoke, and we. 599 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 2: Want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever. 600 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 3: We want. 601 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,760 Speaker 1: If it's legal. 602 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 8: We try making these wood chares without it, Elves don't 603 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:33,520 Speaker 8: get high. 604 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 2: And here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's ls. 605 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,400 Speaker 2: We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids 606 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 2: to work there, for the truth of the matter is 607 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 2: l really don't like kids. 608 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 8: No, we don't. 609 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,840 Speaker 2: Damn that because they think we kids to just because 610 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 2: we short. Get your damn hands off of me. I 611 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 2: drove here in the sleeve. Next complaint that they have, 612 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,040 Speaker 2: we the Elves are uncomfortable. 613 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,720 Speaker 8: Wearing these dang funny toe shoes. 614 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,160 Speaker 6: That hurt out. 615 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 2: We want crops to be the new official al shoe, 616 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,279 Speaker 2: Crocks and gaiters to be the. 617 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,560 Speaker 8: New Al shoe. 618 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,840 Speaker 2: The Elves, I'm doing complaints. You don't act like you 619 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 2: ain't with them. Are you trying to add a complaint. 620 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,439 Speaker 7: Like you ain't? 621 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:58,759 Speaker 6: Elves and pilgrims have the same shue. I'm not I'm 622 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,680 Speaker 6: not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game, do they? 623 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,240 Speaker 2: Next complaint, We the elves do not like elves shirts 624 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,920 Speaker 2: and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we 625 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:20,719 Speaker 2: want to start using fanny packs, so when we go 626 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,000 Speaker 2: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff 627 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:30,719 Speaker 2: with its. Next complaint, We the elves understand that we 628 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 2: on the north pole, but some of the younger elves 629 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 2: wants to cut back on the heat being so high 630 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 2: all the time in the workshop. The older Al's is 631 00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 2: fine with the. 632 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 8: Damn we swim. 633 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 2: Next, we the elves would like to assign ten l's 634 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,879 Speaker 2: each year to ride around with center, because we think 635 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 2: is unfair that we make all these damn toys and 636 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,319 Speaker 2: we don't ever get to go on. 637 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 8: Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain? 638 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 8: Did we made the toy? 639 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,360 Speaker 4: Let us go. 640 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,200 Speaker 2: A couple more quickly, We the als, we still love 641 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,279 Speaker 2: miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's 642 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,319 Speaker 2: never too busy to being down and give us a hug. 643 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 8: But we still would like to know exactly what does 644 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,040 Speaker 8: she do up here? 645 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,880 Speaker 2: The cooks the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing 646 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 2: from her. We got a a qibla l and last 647 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 2: week not leaves. We the Ale support the me too movement. 648 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,240 Speaker 2: That's real strong up here, and some of the female 649 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:54,239 Speaker 2: ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho ho 650 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,440 Speaker 2: ho ho. 651 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: And on that note, we're gonna go go. It was good. 652 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 1: It's Chris Brennan. 653 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,840 Speaker 13: I want to just say happy Holidays from my family, 654 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,880 Speaker 13: New Yorks and Steve Harvey want a shirtface? 655 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,480 Speaker 11: Not sure if you have COVID nineteen or the flu, 656 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 11: or maybe just a cold. 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Would you rather New Year's 665 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,800 Speaker 11: Eve in Las Vegas or would you rather New Year's 666 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,919 Speaker 11: Eve in Times Square in New York? 667 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:46,759 Speaker 9: Which one? 668 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,600 Speaker 1: Oh lost? 669 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,080 Speaker 8: Hell no, Las Vegas, Las Vegas. 670 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,279 Speaker 2: I've been to the ball Drop in New York I've 671 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 2: hosted New Year's three times, no Way Lost Vegas. I've 672 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,920 Speaker 2: been to New Year's Eve on Lost. It so cold, 673 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 2: all right, it's super cold. It's the most unreasonable thing 674 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 2: you've ever seen. 675 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,360 Speaker 8: Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh, no suh. 676 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 7: All right? 677 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,560 Speaker 11: Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would 678 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 11: you rather a pillow fight with your spouse? That? 679 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,200 Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I 680 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 10: got to have here with a snowball. It could be 681 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,800 Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital right after that. 682 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 10: Oh no, I know. 683 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,800 Speaker 8: You staying me with that? 684 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 2: Next my mouth is, you have no idea how many 685 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,960 Speaker 2: rocks I don't had in the middle of my snowball? 686 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 14: All right? 687 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 11: Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or 688 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:55,160 Speaker 11: would you just rather FaceTime them? Be FACETI not having 689 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 11: the family over. 690 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,399 Speaker 8: They don't know when to lead, man, they just I'm 691 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:01,879 Speaker 8: so glad. 692 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,160 Speaker 2: Well you get this. 693 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 8: Tree in here? 694 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,200 Speaker 1: Oh too many questions? 695 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 8: What you're doing with two trees? 696 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh must be nice? 697 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:20,680 Speaker 2: You like everybody light bill in here? Look at all 698 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,440 Speaker 2: these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on 699 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,799 Speaker 2: tarlet tissue? No, I had a relative say that one. 700 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 2: I had really say that all these bathrooms, how much 701 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,560 Speaker 2: they probably spending on talllet tissue, ladies talet titsu at 702 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,760 Speaker 2: least about a san. 703 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,319 Speaker 8: That ain't the bill. I'm talking about it my house, 704 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:46,239 Speaker 8: the damn tarlet tissue. All right, y'all dogs stay in 705 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,919 Speaker 8: the house. Uh yeah yeah? 706 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,080 Speaker 11: Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff or would 707 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,320 Speaker 11: you rather do a Christmas potla dinner? 708 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,000 Speaker 9: Come on, hm hmmm. 709 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,080 Speaker 1: I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, we'll get the given it. 710 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas? 711 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,080 Speaker 8: What's up? 712 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,520 Speaker 3: Said? Big day? 713 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 1: Come on ready? 714 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480 Speaker 8: You don't want no pot luck? 715 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:14,680 Speaker 3: Man? 716 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,040 Speaker 8: No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring? 717 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 1: Nobody want to take that chance? Right here? 718 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:28,600 Speaker 2: Monica can cook, carl And can cook. I got to 719 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,160 Speaker 2: don't watch what her I got. I gotta watch what 720 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 2: her pot looks like. 721 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,239 Speaker 8: Make sure what. 722 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 1: If it's the crock pile? All right, that's it's the 723 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: red crock pot. 724 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,919 Speaker 8: Sure the body of the red crock pole. 725 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,200 Speaker 4: All right? 726 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather? Good morning? 727 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,719 Speaker 11: This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims. The season for happiness 728 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 11: and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from this 729 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. 730 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,120 Speaker 11: All right, guys, and it's time for comedy Roulette. Please, 731 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 11: Jay set. 732 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 8: This one up for us. 733 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,840 Speaker 14: Tell us And it's so important to explain this because 734 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,840 Speaker 14: we get new listeners every day and we're doing a 735 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Speaker 14: different segment that people are not aware of. So that's 736 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,520 Speaker 14: why I take the time to explain comedy rout. And 737 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,879 Speaker 14: it's very simple. You take more subjects and you put 738 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,560 Speaker 14: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel. 739 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 14: You fun the wheel and which stop we can do 740 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,000 Speaker 14: the damn thing because we'se comedians. 741 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:50,520 Speaker 1: Be good. Alright, here we go. 742 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,040 Speaker 11: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do 743 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,239 Speaker 11: to get people to leave your house. Things you say 744 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,520 Speaker 11: to people who've over decorated for the holiday. 745 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, you. 746 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:12,080 Speaker 11: Say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And 747 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,080 Speaker 11: here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't 748 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:20,759 Speaker 11: get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you 749 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,360 Speaker 11: got it the pend Yeah let's go. 750 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,320 Speaker 1: Let's spind the wheel. 751 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:30,919 Speaker 6: Yeah. 752 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,440 Speaker 11: Oh oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, 753 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,920 Speaker 11: but now it stopped on. 754 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,200 Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted for. 755 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,000 Speaker 8: Chris the same as to use bad acting theater. 756 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,759 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, not at all. 757 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,040 Speaker 3: No. 758 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,600 Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that. 759 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,280 Speaker 14: All right, These are things you say when you didn't 760 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,359 Speaker 14: get what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go. These 761 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,600 Speaker 14: are things you say when you didn't get what you say. 762 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,279 Speaker 14: Come on oo, this is nice and this one lights up? 763 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 3: What is it. 764 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,320 Speaker 11: With that attitude? 765 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,160 Speaker 8: That's how you say it. 766 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 1: That's what you say and how you said it. 767 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,279 Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll tell you what. 768 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 10: This is something I actually said as a kid, but 769 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,880 Speaker 10: I didn't get what I want huh for Christmas? 770 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,000 Speaker 1: And uh they were standing there, my parents, but I 771 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,239 Speaker 1: was about ten. I said, sugarh ice tea. 772 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,560 Speaker 12: You said a word, yes, Y know when you open 773 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,760 Speaker 12: that box up and what you're supposed to get sugar? 774 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,719 Speaker 8: Oh, thank you. 775 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,600 Speaker 6: I'll uh I put this in the drawer with that 776 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,440 Speaker 6: ragged ass tie you bout last. 777 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 1: I'm grateful. 778 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,640 Speaker 3: What you want. 779 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,719 Speaker 14: I like that time. 780 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,479 Speaker 8: This one just what you say at worked. I knew 781 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,719 Speaker 8: what he pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth 782 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,360 Speaker 8: for darrenche I. 783 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,920 Speaker 1: Knew poor. 784 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,879 Speaker 9: Thing you say and you didn't get it. You want yeah, 785 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,759 Speaker 9: a pound cake. Huh, thanks a lot. 786 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,440 Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a diabetic. 787 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 10: You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas? 788 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,319 Speaker 1: What happened? Check shot again? 789 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,680 Speaker 10: Check show again? 790 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:27,960 Speaker 3: Huh? 791 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,200 Speaker 5: Come on? 792 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,640 Speaker 3: What? Why? Why? 793 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,000 Speaker 8: Why in the hell? 794 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:32,440 Speaker 3: What? 795 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,400 Speaker 1: I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that. 796 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 8: Come on, man, really, I don't. 797 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:39,800 Speaker 1: Work on nothing. 798 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,400 Speaker 4: Guys, it's not the count. 799 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:50,279 Speaker 8: Black people don't eat fruitcake? Standing up down? 800 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:50,760 Speaker 1: Fruitcake? 801 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,279 Speaker 8: What is some damn green things in there? 802 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,560 Speaker 1: What is that cherish? The extra. 803 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,719 Speaker 9: Snowshovel? I live in l A. 804 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,879 Speaker 8: Thanks things. 805 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,800 Speaker 10: People say what they don't get what they want for Christmas. 806 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 8: I already know the. 807 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:17,680 Speaker 1: Story of Jesus. I already know it. 808 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,719 Speaker 8: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that? 809 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:31,239 Speaker 1: Who eats that? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out. 810 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:41,520 Speaker 8: That's why we're getting at divorce. This damn crock pie, 811 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:47,520 Speaker 8: This damn crock pot. This is the last thing somebody 812 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,040 Speaker 8: won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me who said 813 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,359 Speaker 8: that one. Sorry, all right? 814 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 11: It is a nephew with the brank phone call that's 815 00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,960 Speaker 11: coming up right after you're listening. 816 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,799 Speaker 1: You could a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up. 817 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 11: At the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, 818 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 11: it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is 819 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,239 Speaker 11: trying to get through the holidays. We'll get into that 820 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,279 Speaker 11: in just a few find out what that's all about. 821 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,640 Speaker 11: But right now it is time for the nephew. He 822 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 11: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got 823 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,759 Speaker 11: for us next? 824 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,640 Speaker 6: Well, you know, sometimes you gotta say it, you know, 825 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 6: sometimes you got to get it off your chest. Sometimes 826 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,080 Speaker 6: you just got to give somebody a phone call and 827 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,040 Speaker 6: you just gotta let him know. 828 00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,719 Speaker 1: You just got to say it. What we're saying, say what. 829 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,440 Speaker 1: I love your wife? 830 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 3: You do? 831 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,800 Speaker 1: You just gotta say that, you. 832 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,800 Speaker 6: I mean, you know it's been on it's been heavily 833 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,040 Speaker 6: on my mind, but the last year too. I love 834 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,919 Speaker 6: your wife or than you. I mean, it's just it's 835 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 6: just facts. 836 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,840 Speaker 1: It's got a lot of nerves, you, nephew. 837 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,279 Speaker 8: I've been. 838 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,360 Speaker 6: I've been, I mean, we've been. We've been going ourselves 839 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,120 Speaker 6: at lunch at work. You know, I've been saying the 840 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,240 Speaker 6: money over there, I'm taking care of youid. 841 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 1: Off the most, aren't you. 842 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,680 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping the lights on over there. Let's 843 00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:10,080 Speaker 8: go cat. 844 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach track 845 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,560 Speaker 3: this track with this. Hey, Trey, how you doing? Man? 846 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:20,560 Speaker 3: This is Milton. I work at your wife, Terese Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 847 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,520 Speaker 3: you probably heard of me before. I've been been at 848 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,880 Speaker 3: the job probably about five years now. Chef she ever 849 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,360 Speaker 3: mentioned me? 850 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,400 Speaker 5: No, I ain't, no milking. 851 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,400 Speaker 7: What's going on? 852 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,120 Speaker 5: Everything cool? 853 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:29,799 Speaker 14: Yeah? 854 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I 855 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,399 Speaker 3: wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't 856 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,799 Speaker 3: really know how to spring this on you or whatever, 857 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,719 Speaker 3: but like I say, I've been working at the spot 858 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,360 Speaker 3: for five years and been on to reach a probably 859 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,000 Speaker 3: like around three. And I guess what I really want 860 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,320 Speaker 3: to say is that I didn't I didn't gain some 861 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,120 Speaker 3: feelings for two weeks and yeah. 862 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,960 Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo hold on, man, holo, holo. 863 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,840 Speaker 5: You called me and you're telling me right now you 864 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,480 Speaker 5: have feelings for my wife who you work with, and 865 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,200 Speaker 5: you like her, Teresa, because that is my wife. You 866 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,399 Speaker 5: have feelings for my wife? 867 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,719 Speaker 3: Is that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a 868 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,080 Speaker 3: while to come forward and say this, but you know 869 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,880 Speaker 3: I'm mad enough now and I feel like me and 870 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,960 Speaker 3: you need to talk about it, raight. Have you lost 871 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:19,439 Speaker 3: your mind? 872 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,040 Speaker 2: No? 873 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,080 Speaker 3: No, I haven't. 874 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,160 Speaker 7: Have you got your mind? 875 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,000 Speaker 3: Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the 876 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,160 Speaker 3: day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on 877 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,160 Speaker 3: my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off of me, 878 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,320 Speaker 3: all right. And at the end of the day, I 879 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,680 Speaker 3: love your wife more than you do. What I I 880 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,520 Speaker 3: love your wife more than you do. Right? 881 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,160 Speaker 5: So you how long you've been loving my wife? You 882 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,839 Speaker 5: tell me how long you've been loving my How long? 883 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,759 Speaker 5: How long you feel that you have been in love 884 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,319 Speaker 5: with my wife? 885 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,840 Speaker 3: I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I 886 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 3: know at least. 887 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,759 Speaker 7: Does my wife even know this? 888 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure she's aware to a certain extent. 889 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Speaker 5: To a certain extent, what what? How how certain of 890 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,000 Speaker 5: the extent are we talking? 891 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,080 Speaker 3: I mean, you know when we go to lunch together 892 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:04,719 Speaker 3: and she you know. 893 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,279 Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure you know y'all y'all be going 894 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,600 Speaker 5: to lunch together. How long y'all be going to lunch together? 895 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,400 Speaker 3: Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at 896 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,080 Speaker 3: least two and a half years. I mean, we go 897 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,799 Speaker 3: to lunch together almost every day. I mean we might 898 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,680 Speaker 3: miss the day. If she go with the girls and 899 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,719 Speaker 3: I go with the fellas, so be it. But for 900 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,600 Speaker 3: the most part, me and her, me and her pretty 901 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,319 Speaker 3: much at lunch together. God, I need a. 902 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,200 Speaker 5: Bro stayed hell away from my wife. 903 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:28,799 Speaker 3: Bro, I needed to back up. 904 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,400 Speaker 5: Ain't no one because you here to talk enough. You 905 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,840 Speaker 5: didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no 906 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,960 Speaker 5: more states. You need to stay the back period, say 907 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,360 Speaker 5: the back man. I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing, 908 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,080 Speaker 5: nothing at all, because. 909 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,759 Speaker 3: Come on, we don't live me. Listen, listen. I know 910 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,600 Speaker 3: all about you, trade everything about it, all right. I 911 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,920 Speaker 3: already know how you treat her. 912 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:53,759 Speaker 1: All right. 913 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 5: I'm hot. I'm feeling like a strong cited station right 914 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,319 Speaker 5: now because I really want to reach through the phone 915 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,359 Speaker 5: and just break right now. That's what I really want 916 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,560 Speaker 5: to do. That's what I really want to do. And 917 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,120 Speaker 5: what my wife talking about business outside of my road hole, 918 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,239 Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to figure out. 919 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,600 Speaker 3: Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch, 920 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,239 Speaker 3: she let me know how she's feeling. She let me 921 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,200 Speaker 3: know what she's going through. 922 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,080 Speaker 5: She let me know all with that lunch, Bro, I 923 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,799 Speaker 5: don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch. 924 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 7: Bro, ain't no more lunch. 925 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,239 Speaker 5: It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking 926 00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:26,000 Speaker 5: about you and along with my white people taking what's 927 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:26,560 Speaker 5: a Milton? 928 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,719 Speaker 3: I'm Milton? You at Bro? 929 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 7: Where do you? 930 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,160 Speaker 3: Lady? Man? Man? Listen? Calm down? With all that energy 931 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,200 Speaker 3: you got going on like you're gonna do something. 932 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,600 Speaker 5: You're not to come down. What you got much going 933 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:39,919 Speaker 5: to work? 934 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,719 Speaker 3: You're not. You're not finna do nothing right right now? 935 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 7: Bro, I'm my team's right now. Something where you are 936 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:45,319 Speaker 7: right right now? 937 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:45,480 Speaker 3: Bro? 938 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,160 Speaker 8: Right now? 939 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,120 Speaker 3: So how about how about when you got laid off, 940 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,640 Speaker 3: when you was off for six months and she was 941 00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,120 Speaker 3: carrying all the all the waiting saying all the fields 942 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,400 Speaker 3: you ain't jump all right? That you know? 943 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,480 Speaker 5: You know everything? I bet you know I got a too. 944 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,759 Speaker 5: So all you need to know is all you need 945 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,200 Speaker 5: to know is bright Get done, bro, Get done, brokeep done. 946 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,400 Speaker 3: Bro. You know what the. 947 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,440 Speaker 5: Folk talk about that he with the wife saying that 948 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,560 Speaker 5: he'll love is talking about lunches. Sot the hell up. 949 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,279 Speaker 3: While we in you can thank me for the for 950 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,200 Speaker 3: the suit that you got for Christmas. You can thank 951 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,879 Speaker 3: me for that. I picked it out and I paid 952 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,680 Speaker 3: for it. Okay a word? 953 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,560 Speaker 5: Okay, cool, cool cool, all right, cool, Well let me 954 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,279 Speaker 5: go in this project right now, right now, all right, 955 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,439 Speaker 5: you're talking about the great Suit of three peas stuff. 956 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,400 Speaker 3: What you talk about it? 957 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,320 Speaker 5: He's got a great boot right here with this book. 958 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,120 Speaker 3: Anyway, I don't like this now, you don't like the suit. 959 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,960 Speaker 3: You don't want to suit? Three times now you don't 960 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,439 Speaker 3: like tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit, dude, 961 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,680 Speaker 3: I swear to God, I. 962 00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:53,279 Speaker 5: Swear to God. 963 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,759 Speaker 3: I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need 964 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,640 Speaker 3: to talk to my wife. 965 00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,240 Speaker 7: I need to talk to my wife. 966 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,600 Speaker 3: Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't 967 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,680 Speaker 3: hold this back no more me living behind in the shadows, 968 00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,760 Speaker 3: and I put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa 969 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,160 Speaker 3: when she needed while you was laid off. 970 00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,040 Speaker 7: I'm helping out. 971 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,200 Speaker 3: I'm going. You know I'm doing I'm doing too much 972 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:15,640 Speaker 3: on money. 973 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,359 Speaker 5: So he was giving the money. You kicking the money 974 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,040 Speaker 5: when I was laid off. 975 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 3: You're kicking the money, dude. Somebody had to step up. 976 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,960 Speaker 3: Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know 977 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,520 Speaker 3: I just tried to step in and help out. 978 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,640 Speaker 5: So you're giving my wife money. 979 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,800 Speaker 3: What he's saying, do you want me to make you 980 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 3: feel better about the whole time? You want to make 981 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,279 Speaker 3: you feel better. 982 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:40,600 Speaker 5: You ain't need to make me feel better about, man, wife. 983 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,919 Speaker 5: All I got to do is talk to my wife. 984 00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,520 Speaker 3: That's that's fine. But can I say something that will 985 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,239 Speaker 3: make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this to you, Trey, 986 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 3: This his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mary Show. 987 00:52:53,280 --> 00:53:03,040 Speaker 3: Your wife Teresa had gotten me to breakfat colle what Hey, 988 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,879 Speaker 3: this is Tommy. Man, this nephew talking Steve Harred Morning Show. 989 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:13,640 Speaker 3: You'll want to Steve Harvey Show. Br br you got. 990 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,360 Speaker 5: Bro. 991 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,000 Speaker 3: Don't do that. 992 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:20,239 Speaker 7: Bro. 993 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,120 Speaker 5: You gotta stop that. 994 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:21,640 Speaker 3: Tommy. 995 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,359 Speaker 5: Come on now, come on, you gotta stop. My heart 996 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:25,840 Speaker 5: is breaking. 997 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,000 Speaker 3: I'm sweating. Oh come on now, Hey, I gotta ask 998 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,800 Speaker 3: you this. You gotta tell me what is the baddest 999 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,200 Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. 1000 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,399 Speaker 5: It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show? 1001 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,759 Speaker 3: Got it? 1002 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,400 Speaker 1: I think he was a little upset. 1003 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,279 Speaker 8: I'm sir you thank you. 1004 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:41,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1005 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,399 Speaker 8: I just find you to be one of the more 1006 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,840 Speaker 8: ignorant people in our family, and sometimes me just talking 1007 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,920 Speaker 8: to you reminds me that we are related, because Dog, 1008 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,680 Speaker 8: I hurt you about that type of call. 1009 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,640 Speaker 6: But did you enjoy the call? That's what it's about. 1010 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,800 Speaker 6: It's not about that man's feelings and how he felt 1011 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,040 Speaker 6: and all of that. It's about you riding in the 1012 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,399 Speaker 6: car listening to this. People enjoyed that. What we're talking 1013 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,000 Speaker 6: about here. Let's let's not get away from what we're 1014 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,040 Speaker 6: trying to do here. People, what's going on? 1015 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:12,160 Speaker 3: You? 1016 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:18,439 Speaker 1: You were saying, Steve, you know what, I'm not gonna 1017 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:18,600 Speaker 1: do this. 1018 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,719 Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do it with you. 1019 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,000 Speaker 6: Saturday, December twenty eight, the Nephew is coming to town. 1020 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,879 Speaker 8: That is Washington, d C. It's New Year's how many jam? 1021 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,720 Speaker 6: But my uncle say it's three days before New Year's 1022 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,000 Speaker 6: that's December twenty eighth. 1023 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,160 Speaker 8: All right, you got Tony. 1024 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,240 Speaker 6: Roberts, you got Lance Wood was Bruce in the building, 1025 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,120 Speaker 6: Red Grant lou Nail hosted by Yours trulead Nephew Tommy 1026 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,880 Speaker 6: at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on 1027 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,480 Speaker 6: all Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you in d C 1028 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,160 Speaker 6: laying in the cut. Oh what did I tell y'all? Milwaukee? 1029 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,960 Speaker 6: The Nephew was coming m LK weekend to the m 1030 00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,240 Speaker 6: Pride Priday's Saturday Sunday tickets on sale right now. Ignorance 1031 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,320 Speaker 6: is on the way. I ain't never done comedy in Milwaukee, 1032 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,680 Speaker 6: but I bet I'm about to do it now. 1033 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,359 Speaker 8: MLK we can. We're gonna set this thing on five 1034 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:09,759 Speaker 8: on five. 1035 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,560 Speaker 11: All right, nephew, coming up next. It is my Strawberry 1036 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,920 Speaker 11: Letter for today, and the subject is trying to get 1037 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,360 Speaker 11: through the holidays. We'll get into that right after this. 1038 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,000 Speaker 8: Nothing feels as good as driving a new Honday. 1039 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,200 Speaker 2: And now you can get a great deal on your 1040 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,000 Speaker 2: favorite model at the Hondaid Getaway Sales Event. 1041 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,600 Speaker 8: Make your next getaway your best one. 1042 00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:35,680 Speaker 2: Yell visit hondais USA dot com today, drive away now 1043 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,080 Speaker 2: in one of their most popular models with zero percent 1044 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,600 Speaker 2: APR and zero payments for ninety days only. 1045 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:47,319 Speaker 6: Doing the Hondai Getaway Sales Event offer ends January second. 1046 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,120 Speaker 8: Call five six two three one. 1047 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,800 Speaker 1: Four four six zero three for details. 1048 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:59,080 Speaker 11: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show and it's time now 1049 00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:05,080 Speaker 11: for today Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, works, seks, parenting, 1050 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,560 Speaker 11: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVFM 1051 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,759 Speaker 11: and click submit Strawberry letter. We could be reading your 1052 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,200 Speaker 11: letter live on the air, just like we're going to 1053 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,640 Speaker 11: read this one right here, right now, and you never know, 1054 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,080 Speaker 11: it could be yours. 1055 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,560 Speaker 8: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time. 1056 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,080 Speaker 8: We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter. 1057 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,080 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. 1058 00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,680 Speaker 11: Subject trying to get through the holidays. Dear Stephen Shirley. 1059 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,600 Speaker 11: I'm in love with another man, and I just need 1060 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,480 Speaker 11: to make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend 1061 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,000 Speaker 11: so I can dump him and get with the new guy. 1062 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,040 Speaker 11: But I need your advice before I let a sure 1063 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,200 Speaker 11: thing go and move on to a fairy tale lover. 1064 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,520 Speaker 11: I don't want to leave my current boyfriend just yet, 1065 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,759 Speaker 11: because he is getting my brakes fixed on my car 1066 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,840 Speaker 11: and he's getting me a bracelet that I want for Christmas. 1067 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,120 Speaker 11: I already saw it hiding in his drawer, so I'm 1068 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,480 Speaker 11: doing all I can to stay faithful until the new year. 1069 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,240 Speaker 11: My new man is an similar situation, but he's married. 1070 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,840 Speaker 11: He advised me to stay put while he lets his 1071 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,640 Speaker 11: marriage fizzle on out. He and his wife don't have 1072 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,920 Speaker 11: any children, so he can make a clean break. We've 1073 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,000 Speaker 11: been looking at apartments together but I told him we 1074 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,600 Speaker 11: might be moving too soon by choosing to. 1075 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,400 Speaker 1: Move in together. 1076 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,480 Speaker 11: I agree that I will put the apartment and all 1077 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,680 Speaker 11: of the utilities in my name until his divorce is finalized. 1078 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,960 Speaker 11: I told my sister about my excitement over the new guy, 1079 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,000 Speaker 11: and she wanted to meet him, but he said it's 1080 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,240 Speaker 11: best to not invite family into our messed up situation 1081 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,760 Speaker 11: until he's out of his marriage. My sister took that 1082 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,280 Speaker 11: as a bad sign that he's going to have me 1083 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,200 Speaker 11: staying in an apartment all by myself and. 1084 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,120 Speaker 1: He's going to come over and have sex with me 1085 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,920 Speaker 1: and go right back to his wife. 1086 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,760 Speaker 11: I don't think that's the case, because this guy is 1087 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,840 Speaker 11: the one that initiated everything. 1088 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,400 Speaker 1: He pursued me and told me I deserve to be 1089 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:56,440 Speaker 1: treated like a queen. 1090 00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 11: Meanwhile, my boyfriend does not take me out anymore, and 1091 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,000 Speaker 11: he never wants to have sex. All he does is 1092 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,400 Speaker 11: ask me to be patient with him because he's working 1093 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,040 Speaker 11: on a master plan for us. It's been three years 1094 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,560 Speaker 11: and he's not even ready to live together. Do I 1095 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:14,040 Speaker 11: start with my prince or stay with this bump? 1096 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:15,520 Speaker 8: All right? 1097 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,160 Speaker 11: I know we've said this before about a lot of 1098 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,600 Speaker 11: strawberry letters. But I think this is one of the 1099 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,560 Speaker 11: truly dumbest letters we've had. And I hope the men 1100 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,920 Speaker 11: that are listening don't think all women are like this, 1101 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,560 Speaker 11: because we are not. It's wrong what you're doing to 1102 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,120 Speaker 11: your current boyfriend, who doesn't take you out anymore, who 1103 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,440 Speaker 11: doesn't want to have sex with you. Maybe he knows 1104 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,920 Speaker 11: about the man that you have, this married man. I 1105 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,800 Speaker 11: just say, if you don't want your boyfriend, let him go. 1106 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,680 Speaker 11: You ask for advice about leaving your current boyfriend before 1107 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,120 Speaker 11: you let a sure thing go. 1108 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,760 Speaker 9: And here it is. 1109 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,160 Speaker 11: I mean, he said he's just waiting for his marriage 1110 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,840 Speaker 11: to fizzle out. I mean, do you hear how stupid 1111 00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:01,200 Speaker 11: that sounds. There's no end date, no nothing, no papers 1112 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,200 Speaker 11: in the works, nothing. Then you volunteer to put the 1113 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,120 Speaker 11: apartment and all of the utilities in your name. 1114 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,480 Speaker 1: Now, why would you do that? 1115 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,640 Speaker 11: Why would you do that for a man who's married. 1116 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,360 Speaker 11: You said he pursued you and said you should be 1117 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,320 Speaker 11: treated like a queen. Well, yes you should, we all should, 1118 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,880 Speaker 11: but this is not queen treatment. A queen wouldn't accept 1119 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,200 Speaker 11: any of this mess. There are way too many red 1120 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,760 Speaker 11: flags here. Your sister saw them right away when he 1121 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,200 Speaker 11: said he didn't want to meet her until he got 1122 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,120 Speaker 11: out of his marriage. 1123 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,760 Speaker 1: That sounded like a cop out to her, but. 1124 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,640 Speaker 3: Not to you. 1125 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,840 Speaker 11: You are still making excuses for him. Listen, this married 1126 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:42,120 Speaker 11: man is gonna do just what your sister said. If 1127 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,760 Speaker 11: he's that into you, then then why not get out 1128 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,800 Speaker 11: of his marriage then get with you, and you should 1129 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,360 Speaker 11: back off until he gets out of his marriage. You're 1130 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,280 Speaker 11: talking about making all these moves and he's not available. Okay, 1131 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,880 Speaker 11: he is not available for you to do this right now, 1132 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,160 Speaker 11: so don't do Steve. 1133 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:08,480 Speaker 2: I'm so serious. I'm tired, I'm tied. I'mna just tell 1134 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,800 Speaker 2: you right now. After I do this strawberry letter, I'm 1135 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,480 Speaker 2: gonna go in there and lay down. You know, I'm 1136 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:19,000 Speaker 2: because I'm tired. I don't I don't know what to 1137 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,960 Speaker 2: keep telling y'all. I don't know why y'all keep trying me. 1138 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:30,600 Speaker 2: But today today, though today ain't today. I ain't the 1139 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:35,320 Speaker 2: one fault today. Let's just get into it. I'm telling 1140 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:44,840 Speaker 2: you nothing but raw, raw truth, a w truth. I'm 1141 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,960 Speaker 2: in love with another man, Okay. I just need to 1142 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,680 Speaker 2: make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend so 1143 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,560 Speaker 2: I can dump him and get with the new guy. 1144 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,560 Speaker 2: This letter got stupid rode on so far because right 1145 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,440 Speaker 2: now we're just talking about a boyfriend. This ain't even 1146 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,440 Speaker 2: a marriage, and I can dump him to get the 1147 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,120 Speaker 2: new guy. But I need your advice and hear where 1148 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,040 Speaker 2: I come here at before I let a sure thing 1149 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:19,080 Speaker 2: go and move on to a fairy tale level. So 1150 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,040 Speaker 2: we gonna let go of the sure thing to go 1151 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,880 Speaker 2: to the fairy tale level. But let's find out a 1152 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,160 Speaker 2: little bit about this show thing in this fairy tale level. 1153 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,680 Speaker 8: I don't want to leave. Listen to this reason right here, 1154 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,200 Speaker 8: I don't. 1155 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:33,680 Speaker 2: Want to leave my carent boyfriend just yet because he's 1156 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,880 Speaker 2: getting my breaks fixed on my car and he give 1157 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,760 Speaker 2: me a bracelet I want for Christmas. 1158 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,880 Speaker 8: I'll be damn. 1159 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,080 Speaker 2: Your damn whole life is hanging on some breaks and 1160 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:49,960 Speaker 2: a bracelet. You done put your life on hold so 1161 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:55,880 Speaker 2: you can get some breaks and a bracelet. I'm gonna 1162 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,640 Speaker 2: tell you right now you ain't worth a damn. I'm 1163 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,600 Speaker 2: just gonna tell you that not you are so cheap. 1164 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:10,520 Speaker 2: You were a set of breaks and a bracelet. Girl, 1165 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,040 Speaker 2: I already saw it hiding in this drawer. So I'm 1166 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,080 Speaker 2: doing all I can to be stay faithful until the 1167 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,439 Speaker 2: new year. But you're gonna ride it out. You're gonna 1168 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:25,200 Speaker 2: stay faithful for the embraceleting breaks. That's all that take 1169 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:31,440 Speaker 2: to be and b breaking bracelet boyfriend, braakle. 1170 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,080 Speaker 11: We'll have part two of your response coming up at 1171 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:43,360 Speaker 11: twenty three minutes after the subject of today's strawberry letter 1172 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,400 Speaker 11: trying to get through the holidays. We'll get back into 1173 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,040 Speaker 11: this right after this. 1174 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,959 Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show that the Salvation Army 1175 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:59,040 Speaker 4: love gives beyond situation and season. While lights are sparkling 1176 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,160 Speaker 4: and temperatures are dropping, you can be the difference for 1177 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,720 Speaker 4: a family in need right in your local community. Your 1178 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,800 Speaker 4: donation puts presents under the tree today and food on 1179 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,840 Speaker 4: the table all year long, warm hearts and homes beyond 1180 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,520 Speaker 4: the Christmas season. By donating twenty five dollars a month 1181 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,280 Speaker 4: at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help a neighbor in need 1182 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,400 Speaker 4: through the holidays and beyond. 1183 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,480 Speaker 11: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter. 1184 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,080 Speaker 11: The subject is trying to get through the holidays. 1185 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,280 Speaker 2: This ignorant strawberry letter is about a woman that is 1186 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,400 Speaker 2: trying to get through the straw trying to get through 1187 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,960 Speaker 2: the holidays because she in love with another man, but 1188 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,640 Speaker 2: she don't want to leave her boyfriend yet because she 1189 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,840 Speaker 2: can't dump him just yet, because she need advice. But 1190 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,920 Speaker 2: now she say, before I let a sure thing go 1191 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,520 Speaker 2: and move on to a fairy tale level. Hear why 1192 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,640 Speaker 2: she don't want to leave her current boyfriend ready, cause 1193 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,440 Speaker 2: he getting my breaks fixed on my car and he 1194 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,600 Speaker 2: gonna get me a bracelet I want for Christmas? That 1195 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:04,040 Speaker 2: is Hey, y'all out there that's got real lives. How 1196 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,360 Speaker 2: many y'all willing to hold your life up for a 1197 01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:11,040 Speaker 2: break job in a bracelet? How many of y'all in 1198 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,160 Speaker 2: to delay your happiness and what you really want over 1199 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,440 Speaker 2: some breaks? Probably just need some new pants at a bracelet. 1200 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,520 Speaker 2: Already saw it hiding in this drawer, So I'm doing 1201 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,040 Speaker 2: all I can to stay faithful until the new year. 1202 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,720 Speaker 2: It was just laying in the drawer. It wasn't in 1203 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:32,640 Speaker 2: a box or nothing. Your bracelet hot. That's a hot bracelet. 1204 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,400 Speaker 2: If your drawers just laying in the drawer, you don't 1205 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,880 Speaker 2: see it in no velvet box or nothing. Your bracelet hot. 1206 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,600 Speaker 2: He just got that out the pawn shopping. When they 1207 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:49,280 Speaker 2: find it they gonna take your bracelet from. My new 1208 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:55,720 Speaker 2: man is in a similar situation, but he married. Mister 1209 01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:00,920 Speaker 2: got domb wow breaks bracelets, break up and boyfriend the 1210 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:01,640 Speaker 2: folk bees. 1211 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,080 Speaker 3: Here we go. 1212 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,480 Speaker 8: My new man is in a similar situation, but he married. 1213 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,600 Speaker 2: He advised me to stay put while he lets his 1214 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,479 Speaker 2: marriage fizzle on out. 1215 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:18,120 Speaker 8: What what do that mean? What does that mean? I'm 1216 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,800 Speaker 8: gonna let my marriage fizzle on out? 1217 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:22,640 Speaker 3: Girl? 1218 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:27,440 Speaker 2: This ain't a birthday coundle. You can't just wait till 1219 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,400 Speaker 2: your marriage fizzle out. This ain't one of them sparkles 1220 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,760 Speaker 2: we used to have when we was kids. You know 1221 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,400 Speaker 2: you lighted, you waving around till it fizzle out. 1222 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,720 Speaker 8: This is marriage. 1223 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,080 Speaker 1: This ain't no damn fire cracker. 1224 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,880 Speaker 2: This is marriage. He can't just let it fizzle out. 1225 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,880 Speaker 2: He got to go to court and they got something 1226 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,920 Speaker 2: for your little fizzle out ass playing. I can tell 1227 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,240 Speaker 2: you that right now. I've been dying. Now talk about 1228 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,200 Speaker 2: you gonna let it fizzle out. They finna help your 1229 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:59,120 Speaker 2: ass out, is what they finn do? This fit the cost. 1230 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,840 Speaker 2: This ain't you don't let marriage fizzle out. He and 1231 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,360 Speaker 2: his wife don't have any children, so he can make 1232 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:10,840 Speaker 2: a clean break. What what did you say you think, 1233 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,479 Speaker 2: because ain't no kids involved, you can make a clean break. 1234 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,120 Speaker 3: Girl. 1235 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,760 Speaker 2: By we've been looking at apartments together, but I told 1236 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,200 Speaker 2: him we might be moving too soon by choosing to 1237 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,080 Speaker 2: move in together. 1238 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,720 Speaker 6: He not moving in with you. 1239 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,320 Speaker 2: All y'all been doing is looking at apartments. He can't 1240 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,000 Speaker 2: move in with you because the marriage ain't fizzled. Our check, 1241 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:40,440 Speaker 2: it's still sparkling. Show dumb self. I agreed that I 1242 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,040 Speaker 2: would put the apartment in all the utilities in my 1243 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,360 Speaker 2: name until his divorce is finalized. 1244 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:50,360 Speaker 8: They gonna stay in your name even if he do 1245 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:55,000 Speaker 8: get a divorce. Who who switch? 1246 01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:01,640 Speaker 2: Who switch names on apartments and electric be and all that? Girl, 1247 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:05,200 Speaker 2: I can't believe you this signat. I told my sister 1248 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,880 Speaker 2: about my excitement over the new guy, and she wanted 1249 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800 Speaker 2: to meet me. But he said it's best not to 1250 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,000 Speaker 2: invite family into our messed up situation. That's a true 1251 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,760 Speaker 2: statement until he's out of his marriage. My sister took 1252 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:25,200 Speaker 2: that as a bad sign. Your sister stupid too. She 1253 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,520 Speaker 2: took the fact that he didn't want to meet her 1254 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:31,480 Speaker 2: as a bad sign. You don't think the bad sign 1255 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:35,160 Speaker 2: is he married? That ain't a bad sign. 1256 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,400 Speaker 8: Ah, So y'all. 1257 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,840 Speaker 2: Y'all think the bad sign is he didn't want to 1258 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:46,840 Speaker 2: meet you. The bad sign is he married and he 1259 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,880 Speaker 2: told you he waiting on his marriage to fizzle out. 1260 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,160 Speaker 2: They ain't got no kids yet, so they gonna make 1261 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,400 Speaker 2: a clean break. Let me show you how this marriage 1262 01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,520 Speaker 2: fit in the fizzle she fit to get pregnant because 1263 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,120 Speaker 2: the wife don't know nothing about this. This is him 1264 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,480 Speaker 2: telling you that the marriage is fizzling out. I promise 1265 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,520 Speaker 2: you that the wife's sitting over there thinking everything is 1266 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,920 Speaker 2: honky doing. I promise you that. I promise you that 1267 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,160 Speaker 2: all men that's married that's trying to have an affair 1268 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,840 Speaker 2: with a woman gonna tell him something wrong at the house. 1269 01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:24,679 Speaker 2: That's the opening line because we play on the fact 1270 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,759 Speaker 2: that you all are nurturers by nature and y'all always 1271 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,800 Speaker 2: want to fix something. 1272 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,000 Speaker 1: Let me hear him get through with this. 1273 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,720 Speaker 2: I don't think that's the case, because this guy is 1274 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,639 Speaker 2: one that initiated everything. Wait a minute, you don't think 1275 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:45,439 Speaker 2: that's the case, because he initiated everything. Girl used to 1276 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,640 Speaker 2: He pursued me and told me that I deserve to 1277 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,519 Speaker 2: be treated like a queen. Well, you're not getting treated 1278 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:55,840 Speaker 2: like a queen though, you don't see that. Meanwhile, my 1279 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:59,080 Speaker 2: boyfriend does not take me out anymore and he never 1280 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:03,160 Speaker 2: wants to have set. That's because he having sex somewhere else. 1281 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,840 Speaker 2: Y'all been together three years. All you getting is your 1282 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,200 Speaker 2: breaks fixed and a bracelet. You ain't getting no wed 1283 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,920 Speaker 2: and read because you're having sex with somebody else. Let 1284 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,240 Speaker 2: me tell you how stupid this is. You're in the 1285 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:23,120 Speaker 2: movie Dumb and Dumble. Yo, Boyfrid is dumb. Your married 1286 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,240 Speaker 2: boyfriend is dumb all and. 1287 01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:33,080 Speaker 11: A Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve 1288 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,320 Speaker 11: harb FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the 1289 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,840 Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Free Never 1290 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:43,920 Speaker 11: sounded so good? Downloaded Today you're listening to the Steve 1291 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,040 Speaker 11: Harvey Morning Show. 1292 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:48,040 Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time to look into the 1293 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,519 Speaker 1: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown. 1294 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,760 Speaker 9: Oh lord, I'm glad you did that. I'm glad you're 1295 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,080 Speaker 9: doing that. 1296 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:54,559 Speaker 3: You are. 1297 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,160 Speaker 14: I know a lot of time I have foolishness and 1298 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,280 Speaker 14: craziness a lot of time. 1299 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,800 Speaker 8: What you got today now, it's with what's in there today? 1300 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,000 Speaker 14: Something I have that's very will put put together a 1301 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:12,400 Speaker 14: little company that's called Side Peace Helper now you won't 1302 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,760 Speaker 14: for a side piece, you won't be able to get 1303 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,639 Speaker 14: in touch with who you want to get in touch 1304 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,360 Speaker 14: with on the holidays. 1305 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,960 Speaker 9: It's starting. It's gonna be tough for you. 1306 01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:24,000 Speaker 14: But with side Piece Helper, I can call and get 1307 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,880 Speaker 14: out all your frustration. They're not gonna judge you. That's 1308 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,560 Speaker 14: you call a friend. They're gonna judge you. 1309 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,080 Speaker 9: And I told you we're not doing that at side 1310 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:32,639 Speaker 9: Peace Helper. 1311 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:37,040 Speaker 14: Side Piece Helper is helping side pieces get through the holidays. 1312 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:41,519 Speaker 9: They're listening, they're quiet, they got good advice. 1313 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,840 Speaker 14: Tommy knows about it. I mean you we talked about 1314 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,000 Speaker 14: putting together and so tell me what you got now. 1315 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,439 Speaker 8: Well, I mean, you know they help us and we 1316 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:51,400 Speaker 8: are helpless, you know what I mean. And we're gonna 1317 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:51,800 Speaker 8: try to do. 1318 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,800 Speaker 13: What we can to get the message to your love 1319 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,600 Speaker 13: war right, Okay, So what you have to do is 1320 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,960 Speaker 13: if you watch the movie Harriet, go on your band 1321 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,600 Speaker 13: your and starts singing, and then the people next to 1322 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,880 Speaker 13: start singing, and soon a lady that the message we 1323 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,320 Speaker 13: getting weighed on the way to the person that wanted 1324 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:08,880 Speaker 13: to get away. 1325 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,680 Speaker 14: You understand a message to the one you love to 1326 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:18,120 Speaker 14: let me know because I know these are trouble side 1327 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:23,439 Speaker 14: with everything in us, you know, you guys. One thing 1328 01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:25,519 Speaker 14: about this show, we're always helping people. 1329 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,200 Speaker 3: This is. 1330 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,600 Speaker 1: Nobody out now and we helped to get them to 1331 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:38,040 Speaker 1: the polls. And now this wow we help. Wow, this 1332 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,120 Speaker 1: is this is this is ball up in a not time. 1333 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,200 Speaker 9: This is time you ball up in the nine. 1334 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,599 Speaker 8: You didn't tell about the side piece helper of mobile app. 1335 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,479 Speaker 1: Yes, go to the mobile app. 1336 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,919 Speaker 10: Yeah, like you need like in side pece on Christmas, 1337 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,519 Speaker 10: you can't get it to it. We will take a 1338 01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:00,120 Speaker 10: plate to her from your house and we take a 1339 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,840 Speaker 10: plate to her and we put the you know, her gift. 1340 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,240 Speaker 1: We transport that you know, whatever it is. 1341 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:08,840 Speaker 8: You know what we got. You know what else we got. 1342 01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:14,559 Speaker 8: We got side piece Hamburger. Help. That's the dinner for them, 1343 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:17,439 Speaker 8: you see, that's the dinner for them to have, you know, 1344 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,840 Speaker 8: because they can't have with everybody else. You see what 1345 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:20,240 Speaker 8: I'm saying. 1346 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:25,280 Speaker 14: Now you're thinking download the app and get out of 1347 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,160 Speaker 14: that ball. 1348 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,719 Speaker 1: Yeah you told her how did your wife cooking? 1349 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:31,920 Speaker 3: Is? 1350 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:40,360 Speaker 1: Well, now she can taste it. That's app all right? 1351 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:43,200 Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right 1352 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:43,600 Speaker 1: after this. 1353 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,519 Speaker 12: Everybody is your favorite play cousin Junior. We want to 1354 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,639 Speaker 12: thank you for rocket with the Steve Harvey Morning Show 1355 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,880 Speaker 12: all year long. It is the holiday season and we 1356 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:55,680 Speaker 12: want to wish you a very merry Christmas for the 1357 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,680 Speaker 12: Sea Harry Morning Show and especially from your favorite play 1358 01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:58,200 Speaker 12: cousin Jr. 1359 01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:58,320 Speaker 7: Man. 1360 01:12:58,439 --> 01:12:59,960 Speaker 1: I love y'all. Happy holiday. 1361 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:05,040 Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is 1362 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,280 Speaker 11: from Melissa in Clarkston. Malisa says, I've been helping one 1363 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,160 Speaker 11: of my best girlfriends work through her divorce, and I 1364 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,479 Speaker 11: do the drop off and pick up of her son 1365 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,519 Speaker 11: twice a month with her ex husband. It was raining 1366 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,280 Speaker 11: last week, so he invited me inside while he helped 1367 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,120 Speaker 11: his son put his shoes on. His house is nice 1368 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,880 Speaker 11: and his artwork is even nicer. I complimented him on 1369 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,519 Speaker 11: the art, and he asked if I'd be willing to 1370 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,280 Speaker 11: help him. 1371 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,599 Speaker 1: Pick a few more pieces. 1372 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,920 Speaker 11: Everyone knows I'm an art collector, so would I be 1373 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,360 Speaker 11: wrong to go shopping for art with him? 1374 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:38,479 Speaker 3: You know? 1375 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,200 Speaker 8: Good in hell? 1376 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:39,559 Speaker 1: Will? 1377 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:41,400 Speaker 3: What? 1378 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:41,840 Speaker 8: Lady? 1379 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:41,960 Speaker 7: What? 1380 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:42,840 Speaker 1: Yeah? 1381 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:43,920 Speaker 3: You know? 1382 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:44,960 Speaker 1: Good o' hair will? 1383 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:48,400 Speaker 2: You're picking up the baby, you over her ex husband 1384 01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:50,200 Speaker 2: house and you're out there shopping. 1385 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,479 Speaker 1: Yes, it's fitting to go all wrong and you know it. 1386 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,639 Speaker 2: Why don't you put in this letter that you really 1387 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,400 Speaker 2: have your eyes on this man because you're single, Timonia. 1388 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,120 Speaker 2: Everybody know I'm an art collector. She don't give a 1389 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:05,960 Speaker 2: damn if your last name is Picasso. What is your 1390 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:10,360 Speaker 2: ass helping him fall? And you know were going through 1391 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,840 Speaker 2: a divorce and now you. 1392 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:12,599 Speaker 8: Over the girl. 1393 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:16,720 Speaker 2: Lady, Come on now, girl, come on. You already know 1394 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:19,840 Speaker 2: that ain't cool. But see she wont to go help you. 1395 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,400 Speaker 2: She went in the house. The house is nice, but 1396 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:23,000 Speaker 2: his heart. 1397 01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:25,400 Speaker 1: See, she just saw herself in there cooking. 1398 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,519 Speaker 8: That's what that is. 1399 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:33,160 Speaker 1: Oh, it's all right, So what it is? 1400 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,960 Speaker 11: Yeah, you heard him. You'd be wrong for going to 1401 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:40,360 Speaker 11: shop for art with him. We have time for another one, Steve. 1402 01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:43,160 Speaker 11: This one is from Kwame in Chicago. It says, my 1403 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:47,080 Speaker 11: girlfriend's job gave her sweet tickets to an NBA game. 1404 01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:51,200 Speaker 11: I'm a black man and she's biracial. She recently got 1405 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,479 Speaker 11: her hair highlighted with ash blonde and I love it. 1406 01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:58,360 Speaker 11: It was her boss's first time seeinger hair, and he 1407 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,439 Speaker 11: asked her if she was embracing her quote white side 1408 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:04,880 Speaker 11: by going blonde. She laughed it off, but I thought 1409 01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:08,280 Speaker 11: it was very inappropriate. It's her job, so I couldn't 1410 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,920 Speaker 11: check this. Man, why did she let it slide? 1411 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:16,599 Speaker 8: Well, you said you couldn't check it, check it because 1412 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,439 Speaker 8: it's her job, boss. She probably feel the same way 1413 01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:23,840 Speaker 8: about her job. You should have accidently. 1414 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, so what now? 1415 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,400 Speaker 1: So she can't keep being employed? 1416 01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:31,080 Speaker 7: What happened to? 1417 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:32,240 Speaker 6: Yeah? 1418 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:32,679 Speaker 1: You don't. 1419 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,600 Speaker 8: It just don't make no sense, though, I don't understand 1420 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,880 Speaker 8: why you will. 1421 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,240 Speaker 1: Why he said that you. 1422 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:44,920 Speaker 8: Letting your boss make a comment like that. That's totally inappropriate. 1423 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:45,479 Speaker 3: It is. 1424 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:50,839 Speaker 8: That's hr complaint, man, It really is a ha complaint. 1425 01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:53,680 Speaker 8: You took the class. 1426 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,800 Speaker 1: H classes. Oh yeah, that's right he did, didn't he? 1427 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:00,960 Speaker 1: Cause h. 1428 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,719 Speaker 2: I know exactly what I can't say? Whatich your damn 1429 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:09,479 Speaker 2: than nothing? I didn't let me on this radio show. 1430 01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:18,680 Speaker 1: You're always over the edge always. So he wants to know, 1431 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:20,200 Speaker 1: why does she let his slide? 1432 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:21,160 Speaker 3: Dog? 1433 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,320 Speaker 8: What do you want her to do? 1434 01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:25,320 Speaker 2: You didn't do nothing, but you want your girl in 1435 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:28,120 Speaker 2: a suite at a football game to check her boss 1436 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,720 Speaker 2: about are you embracing your white side? That was an 1437 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,200 Speaker 2: inappropriate comment for your boss to me, and you could 1438 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,799 Speaker 2: and you could say something about it, but no, Well. 1439 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:40,600 Speaker 11: He didn't want to because it's her job and he 1440 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,439 Speaker 11: didn't want her to get in trouble on the job, 1441 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,080 Speaker 11: either get fired or whatever. 1442 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:50,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't want so he wanted her to say something. Yes, Yes, 1443 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:53,559 Speaker 4: he wanted her to say something. So maybe she'll say 1444 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:56,200 Speaker 4: something later. Maybe it's not in the moment they get 1445 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:56,840 Speaker 4: back to work. 1446 01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, like Steve said, I'll go to HR. Maybe that's 1447 01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:03,680 Speaker 1: what she'll do and say what she needs to say. 1448 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:09,240 Speaker 1: I want to hear. I don't think later on, well 1449 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,120 Speaker 1: she should go out there just say uh huh. 1450 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,600 Speaker 2: Well, since I'm embracing my white side, I will be 1451 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,080 Speaker 2: reporting this to h R because I'm highly offended and 1452 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,040 Speaker 2: the white woman and me has just decided to address 1453 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:28,840 Speaker 2: it and kiss my black side. In my black side 1454 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:35,200 Speaker 2: wants you to kiss the dog parts of me, which. 1455 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,760 Speaker 1: Press you want to? 1456 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:40,519 Speaker 6: All right? 1457 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,479 Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have 1458 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,200 Speaker 11: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, 1459 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:52,080 Speaker 11: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Goodbye to 1460 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:56,880 Speaker 11: a year of financial regrets. As twenty twenty four winds down, 1461 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,160 Speaker 11: most Americans are looking back on this year with a 1462 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,400 Speaker 11: lot of financial regret. According to a survey by nerd 1463 01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:06,560 Speaker 11: wallat sixty nine percent of Americans say they regret some 1464 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:10,040 Speaker 11: of the money decisions they made this year, primarily not 1465 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:14,720 Speaker 11: saving enough for emergencies and financial goals. They say they 1466 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,639 Speaker 11: spent too much on entertainment and not enough on planning 1467 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,400 Speaker 11: for the future and approving their credit score. 1468 01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:21,760 Speaker 1: Improving their credit score. 1469 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,240 Speaker 11: Gen Z is the most regretful generation, with eighty nine 1470 01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:29,599 Speaker 11: percent of them expressing financial regrets, followed by Millennials, gen 1471 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:33,400 Speaker 11: X and baby boomers. So, Tommy Junior, do you guys 1472 01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:35,800 Speaker 11: have financial regrets of your own this year? 1473 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:36,479 Speaker 3: From this year? 1474 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,439 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like we could say this everywhere. 1475 01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:40,880 Speaker 8: Well, I spent a lot. 1476 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,200 Speaker 6: I spent a lot remodeling my wife's kitchen, but I 1477 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,120 Speaker 6: wanted to do that wife's kitchens. 1478 01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:50,479 Speaker 1: You all have separate kitchens, Oh kitchen. I'm sorry. Okay, 1479 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,320 Speaker 1: what you know? 1480 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,920 Speaker 8: I call it hers. I call it hers. 1481 01:18:56,360 --> 01:19:00,160 Speaker 1: Because you didn't want he probably does too, Yeah, to 1482 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:00,400 Speaker 1: do it. 1483 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,320 Speaker 8: I wanted to do it. But you know when I 1484 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,320 Speaker 8: do something, I go all in. 1485 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:03,920 Speaker 3: So I was. 1486 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,920 Speaker 8: I was all the way in. You ain't gonna do 1487 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,360 Speaker 8: all that. You ain't gonna do it? Now we going 1488 01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:09,000 Speaker 8: all in? We ain't gonna do it again. Let's do it. 1489 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,200 Speaker 1: Uh huh huh oh. 1490 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,800 Speaker 8: You spent quite a bit redoing the kitchen, but to 1491 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:15,560 Speaker 8: me it was worth it. 1492 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,080 Speaker 1: Junior, that's all you get, the kitchen. 1493 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,720 Speaker 8: I'm mad by the damned dog. We both. 1494 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:21,200 Speaker 3: That's what I know. 1495 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,479 Speaker 1: My whole life behind is dog man. 1496 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,400 Speaker 8: I regret that. 1497 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:30,519 Speaker 1: That's all right. Coming up next, we'll play around it. 1498 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,280 Speaker 1: Would you rather? 1499 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,439 Speaker 4: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning 1500 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:42,280 Speaker 4: Show at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season. 1501 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:46,280 Speaker 4: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can 1502 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,960 Speaker 4: be the difference for a family in need right in 1503 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,040 Speaker 4: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree 1504 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:57,240 Speaker 4: today and food on the table all year long, warm 1505 01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,439 Speaker 4: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty 1506 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,800 Speaker 4: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org, 1507 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:09,439 Speaker 4: help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond. 1508 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,679 Speaker 1: And it's time now for a round of would you rather? 1509 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:17,040 Speaker 11: Would you rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or 1510 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,760 Speaker 11: would you rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in 1511 01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:20,280 Speaker 11: New York? 1512 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:20,960 Speaker 3: What? 1513 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:21,519 Speaker 6: Oh? 1514 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:22,680 Speaker 3: Hell? No? 1515 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:26,639 Speaker 2: Las Vegas, Los Vegas. I've been to the ball drop 1516 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:30,240 Speaker 2: in New York. I've hosted New Year's three times, No 1517 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:33,920 Speaker 2: way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's even on 1518 01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:38,080 Speaker 2: Las Vegas cold. Okay, all right, it's superl It's the 1519 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,439 Speaker 2: most unreasonable thing you've ever seen. 1520 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,400 Speaker 8: Man, that parade, that ball drop, no. 1521 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:48,160 Speaker 1: Sun, no sun, that's all right. Would you rather snowball 1522 01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:50,799 Speaker 1: fight with your spouse or would you rather a pillow 1523 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,000 Speaker 1: fight with your spouse? 1524 01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:53,840 Speaker 8: Got that fight? 1525 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,600 Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I 1526 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,880 Speaker 10: got to have here with a snowball. It could be 1527 01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,479 Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital. 1528 01:20:59,560 --> 01:20:59,800 Speaker 8: That right? 1529 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:00,120 Speaker 3: That? 1530 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:06,920 Speaker 1: Oh, no rock Cleveland put it as? 1531 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,160 Speaker 8: I know how everything you staying me with that? 1532 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:11,960 Speaker 1: Next I my mouth. 1533 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,240 Speaker 8: You have no idea how many rocks I done had 1534 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,040 Speaker 8: the middle of my snowball? All right? 1535 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:24,120 Speaker 11: Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or 1536 01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:29,519 Speaker 11: would you just rather FaceTime them? Beat? You're not having 1537 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:30,320 Speaker 11: the family over? 1538 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,000 Speaker 8: They don't know when to lead on, man, they just 1539 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,360 Speaker 8: I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here? 1540 01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:40,559 Speaker 1: Oh too many questions? 1541 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:42,840 Speaker 8: What you're doing with two trees? 1542 01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:46,360 Speaker 1: Oh, let's be nice. 1543 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:55,040 Speaker 2: You like everybody light bell in here. Look at all 1544 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,800 Speaker 2: the bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on 1545 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:58,839 Speaker 2: talle tissues? 1546 01:21:59,280 --> 01:21:59,320 Speaker 1: What? 1547 01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,479 Speaker 8: No, s I had a relative say that one time. 1548 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,720 Speaker 2: I had to remember, say that all these bathrooms, y'all 1549 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,840 Speaker 2: much say, probably spending on tilet tissue, ladies, tilet titiuer 1550 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:14,400 Speaker 2: at least about asan That ain't the be all I'm 1551 01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:17,200 Speaker 2: talking about it my house, the damn toilet tissue. 1552 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,200 Speaker 8: All right, y'all dogs stay in the house. 1553 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:29,559 Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff 1554 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:32,679 Speaker 11: or would you rather do a Christmas potla dinner? 1555 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:33,840 Speaker 3: Come on? 1556 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,599 Speaker 8: Hm hm huh. 1557 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:40,160 Speaker 1: I mean I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, I'm not, 1558 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,320 Speaker 1: We'll get the given it. Let's got a merry Christmas? 1559 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:44,439 Speaker 1: What's up? 1560 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:46,200 Speaker 3: Come on? 1561 01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:47,040 Speaker 1: Be ready? 1562 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:48,840 Speaker 8: You don't want no pot luck? 1563 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:49,040 Speaker 3: Man? 1564 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:56,479 Speaker 8: No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring? Everybody? 1565 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,600 Speaker 1: Want to take that chance? O? 1566 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:03,920 Speaker 2: Here, Monica can cook, Carling can cook. I got don't 1567 01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:07,040 Speaker 2: watch what I got. I gotta watch what hill pot 1568 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,960 Speaker 2: and looks like? Make sure what if. 1569 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:10,679 Speaker 8: It's the crock pile? 1570 01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:15,360 Speaker 1: All right, that's it's the red crock pot. 1571 01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:22,639 Speaker 11: Surely you don't even read, all right, that's today's rounded 1572 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,559 Speaker 11: would you rather Coming up next? It is our last 1573 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,559 Speaker 11: break of the day, and we'll close out the show 1574 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,000 Speaker 11: with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. 1575 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,800 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.