WEBVTT - The Wonderworks Experience 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.920 Is it recording that it is? Scott. 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:03.800 I was checking to see if I had any stuff 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:04.400 on my teeth. 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:07.000 If you did, I wouldn't tell you, I know, just kidding, 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:10.200 I would Welcome to Serial Killers. Oh you're not gonna 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:11.719 wait you did? Oh? I know. 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:13.840 I don't wear the same clothes week after week. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:15.840 You do, all right, Scott. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.959 So, welcome to episode one fifty five. That's great, Andrew, 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:21.239 we made it to one hundred and fifty five. 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:22.160 I like your shirt. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.880 Yeah, you know who that is. That's soy, soy. He's 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:34.520 a good boy boy. He is a good boy boy. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.560 I'm not playing that today. Welcome to Serial Killers. Today 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:42.400 is Monday, November thirtieth. Dude, Wait, oh my Thanksgiving was good? 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:43.040 Nice? 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:44.960 Yeah, we just had around a little bit thicker in 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:49.560 the hips. You know, my handles are getting bigger, easier 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:53.080 for you to pick me up with what. Yeah? So 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.760 it was a wonderful Thanksgiving. How about yours? 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:56.280 It was great? Scott. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.880 I heard that Luna jumped up on the table and 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.840 ate the whole turkey. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.120 She actually would, because my dad picks her up and 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.720 puts her on the table quite frequently. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:04.240 Yeah. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.840 How's Donna, She's great? Hey, Donna. She's recovered from COVID 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:09.680 and we are happy. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.600 Oh well, I mean the listeners are just finding this 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:12.000 out now. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:16.520 Oh yeah, she had COVID. It was really bad. COVID's bad, folks. Yeah, 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:20.080 take it seriously. Wear a mask. Where's your mask? Right here? 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.760 I wear it when I'm not with you. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.119 Well, so since we're on split screen here, it's because 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.039 we're far apart, kind of like Kelly and Ryan do 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.080 I'm live. Have you ever noticed that you don't watch that? Dude? 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:30.720 I always have it on in here though. They make 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.440 it look like they're sitting right next to each other, 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.440 but there's actually a huge space in between them, and 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.080 it's just kind of like green screen together. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.479 It's interesting. Sixty minutes, it's the same thing. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.400 Really. Yeah, So like Ryan will reach his hand out 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.600 and it'll look like that and his hand disappears. It's 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:46.760 really it's interesting. So anyway, welcome to Serial Killers. It's 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.040 almost December, which is crazy. Yeah, so we've been going 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.840 through this crap for like nine months now. We could 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.680 have had a baby, Andrew. Wow, you know, if we 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:54.640 started way back. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.240 I really thought to begin. You know, your your stomach 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.120 was showing well. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.120 You know, I'd try to even hidden. I was on 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.000 that show, didn't know I was pregnant. What was that? 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:04.760 I didn't know how I was pregnant. Well, I had 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:09.840 it in the toilet last night. That's not a visual. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.280 Once a case was priceless. No, I'm sorry, that's very serious. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.800 I know what happens to some people didn't even know. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.640 Can you imagine, though, Like if Amy just randomly popped 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.840 out a baby, you'd just be like, wow, a third child. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.160 I might be okay with it. I'm not sure. I 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.120 mean I would have to get a third job, but 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:26.639 you know whatever. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.280 Wait, yeah, and you still drive the bus? 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:30.880 No, there's no buses this year? 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:31.440 Really? 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:35.040 Yeah, I'm instacarting. I went hardcore instacarting. I made two 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.880 hundred and fifty dollars instacarting last week. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:37.200 Wow. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.200 It was crazy. Yeah, And it's fun because I like 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:40.760 to see all the cereals that people are buying. But 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.639 they buy boring crap. Special k the regular one who 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.120 buys that. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.600 I could see you being like snippy yeah on there 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:48.040 and being like. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.480 I'm like, do you want to replace this with fur loops? 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.680 It's the matter with you, it's in stock. I just 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.400 don't want you to have a zeia. All right. So anyway, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:01.080 speaking of the supermarket secret squirrel, Joel brings us this 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.359 episode great, the whole episode. Yeah, we're almost on the 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.040 last of the stuff that he gave me. Now this 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.320 one is really is interesting to me. But I did 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.079 find out a little bit more about this cereal since 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:10.440 last week. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.720 So sorry. Do you know you talk with your hips 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.600 like the three zero three song? You legitimately as you're talking, 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:17.640 you're shimmying. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.040 You're like this, well, I'm kind of leaning. I'm not sitting. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:22.880 I like to stand when I your hips. Just keep 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:23.560 I do this. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:24.600 It's very distracting. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:28.440 It's like elvisy not our Elvis either. No, well he 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:29.120 probably does. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.079 That too, I don't think. So. You're more like did 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:33.359 you know. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.320 That when I brushed? When I brush my teeth, Amy 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:38.640 calls me the butler because I'll brush my teeth like this. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.680 I put my hand behind my back for some reason. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.240 I don't know why, Like I'm on family feud like this, 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:45.640 you know, I don't know why I always have my 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:46.440 hand behind my back. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.440 It's really weird. You're Elvis. I was thinking, yeah, fat. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:54.680 Ols, not original, skinny Elvis past his prime, Elvis dead 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.440 on the toilet, Elvis ham sandwich, Pulvis with a ham sandwich. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.840 I always peanut, butter and banana. Oh really, that's why 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:02.760 when you go places and they call it the Elvis sandwich, 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:03.440 that's what it is. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.720 Had you been there place that they even had that? In? 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.280 No, like cool trendy's fifties diner that has the Elvis. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:11.360 When was the last time you went to a cool 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:12.480 trendy fifties diner. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.120 Once in a while, the phone is ringing. Here are 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.000 we supposed to answer that? 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.480 I don't know. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.840 Is it a Serial Killers fan calling? Oh? 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:22.880 Thank you for calling Cereal Killers? What's just seren question? Anyway? 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.000 So listen, this is what this is very exciting to me. Well, 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.800 you know what, Okay, it was exciting, but it got 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.760 less exciting when I discovered something this morning. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:35.600 What it's just you know, there's a lot happening right now. Again, Please, 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:40.599 what when you bend over? It's just a lot. It's 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.640 a lot. Well, your eyes shouldn't be drawn to it. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.600 I'm talking to you this way. And then all of 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.880 a sudden you'll be like Cereal sack and then all 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.680 of a sudden it's like, oh, there's Scotty's butt. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:50.440 My eyes are here. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.600 Yeah, but guess what when you bend down, all that 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:54.640 flesh is in my face. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.200 Anyway, So this is coming soon from General Mills. Now 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.680 again I've discovered a few. Yeah. Remember it's just a 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.799 plain old white box. It's almost like the No Frills 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.400 Cereal Like when we were a kid. When I was 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.560 a kid, you were never a kid and had this stuff. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.400 When I was a kid, you can go down the 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.479 supermarket aisle and there would just be a white box 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.080 with black letters that said cornflakes and that was it. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.360 Like they had an entire aisle of just it was 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.320 called No Frills and it was just no brand. It 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.760 was white packaging. It just said beer. No joke. I'm 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.560 not kidding. They had it. They was from many many years. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.480 They don't make it anymore. Now it's just store brand. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.960 Wait, I actually think they have it. It's like Public 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.120 Goods now or something. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:35.440 Every supermarket company, chain whatever has their own version of it. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.640 Kind of it's not exactly a store brand. It's like 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.480 sure save and it's like it's some random brand. So 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.880 this I thought was interesting. Wonder Works Cereal. Now there 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.119 was nothing online about it when I first got this box. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.160 Now I have discovered Well, first of all, we thought, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.560 you know, wonder Works is that upside down amusement park 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.800 museum type kind of thing. I know there's one in 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.480 Orlando and a bunch of other cities. So I was like, 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.919 why would they make a cereal based on some science museum. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.520 You know, it's like it's the upside down thing. So 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.680 that's where I was going to go with this. And 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:07.280 then just this morning I realized by searching that Walmart 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:10.440 will be carrying this cereal very soon. And so since 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.120 there's no artwork on this box, apparently this is what 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.840 the artwork will look like. Can you see it? Or 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.000 is it WonderWorks found it? 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:17.520 Huh? 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.240 Now I'm not so excited because apparently this is a 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.080 Keto cereal, so it's probably going to taste like that 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:24.360 crap Cereal School. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.440 Well, Keto means no carb, right, that's it. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:29.840 Oh, it doesn't mean no sugar no? All right, Well, 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.039 Cereal School is still crap. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.960 Well the problem with Keto is too, like people who 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.960 are really really into Keto, you can basically eat everything 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.719 else but the bread. So people will have like a 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.480 hot dog and wrap it in cheese and be like 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.920 it's Keto friendly. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:43.039 Isn't it. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:47.520 Gluten no gluten and carbs and all that. It's completely different. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:48.240 So confused. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:49.840 They just don't want the bread all right. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.599 Well, anyway, so this is the big blank box and 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.400 it doesn't even say what's in it, just as contains 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.640 allergens see product literature. I don't have the literature because 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.520 I didn't get it. Great, so I could die from 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.640 the cemial. Yeah, so good. If you fall on the floor, 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:02.800 I'll give your mouth to mouth. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.520 You don't know how did do CPR? 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:05.880 Yes? I do. I had to take a course for 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.320 when I used to drive the bus. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.520 Oh wow, that's amazing. You're a hero. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.320 Okay, I'm gonna tell you what these look like. 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.840 First of all, here, look hold on okay, yeah, my 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:18.679 deoderan's working. 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:19.520 Oh you stink. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:21.840 Also, I looked up and it looked like rabbit poop. 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:26.600 Yeah. First of all, it looks like I wish I could. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.160 You won't remember, but Rocky Road Cereal back in the 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.720 day had these chocolate covered marshmallows. And that's what these 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.080 look like. To me. They look like chocolate dusted marshmallows, 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.400 and I wish they were because I know this is 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.240 going to be disgusting. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.920 I'm gonna go on with an open mind. I think 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.360 Keto is just one of those buzzwords right now, like 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.520 Atkins where it's they put it on the box. But 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.760 I don't think people actually care that much. It's not 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:49.760 going to change the taste. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:50.240 Oh it is. 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.960 It's not gonna taste like the uh cereal school. 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.600 Oh god, Oh it's going to be close. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.000 I don't think so a right, you ready? 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:02.360 One, two, three? It's not as bad. I'm gonna say that. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:07.560 I like the cocoa. I don't know what the I 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.760 don't know what the qunchy things are made of. I'm 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.440 not sure what kind of grain or if that's even 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:15.040 a grain at all. It's not corn, it's not wheat. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.280 Could it be rice? Maybe no, because then it would 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:17.640 be more. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.440 Like a crispy I'm sorry. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.960 I didn't think it was gonna be good when I 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.240 found out it was a Keto cereal. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.720 I don't think it's because it's Keto. I think I 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.480 do it almost. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.400 Because General Milks makes cocoa puffs and this is nothing 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.320 like cocoa puffs. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.440 So bean cereals we've gone over ultra crunchy. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:34.400 This is not good. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.280 No, no, I know, I'm saying bean cereals from what 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.760 we've eaten that are beans. It's like ultra crunchy and 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.160 the taste dissolves instantly. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.000 It might just be because the cocoa is not sweet. You know, 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.559 it's not sweetened cocoa. 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:50.680 I don't know what the puff is made out of. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.440 Yeah, and until we can figure that out, I'm gonna 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:54.280 give it a bowl. Yeah. 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:55.200 No, no, no, it's not good. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.480 No, it's really not that great. But if you're Keto, 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.560 you might like it. Like there are people that actually 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.880 like that real school stuff. I don't because I guess 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.360 if they are not into crazy sweets. But I don't know. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:10.040 Man, it's again with Keto. Like my friend Brielle her 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:13.560 boyfriend Christa's Keto all the time. And like you can 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.200 drink certain things, you can eat certain things, like you 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.719 can have a normal life. It's just when it comes 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:19.440 to the bread, you can't eat it. Hold on, I 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.640 wouldn't change my whole life to eat that. That's all 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:22.079 I'm saying. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.000 No, No, just eat what you want, man, unless it 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.200 makes you violently ill, Just freaking eat it and go on. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:31.600 A diet whatever man or exercise. So I'm looking at 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.680 the box. I'm trying to zoom in. According to Walmart's website, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.720 there's also a cinnamon variety. We have the peanut butter one. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.560 We'll try that in a second. I'm trying to zoom in. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.839 Six grams total fat, three grams net carbs, fifteen grams 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.240 of protein, and one gram of sugar. So there's not 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:46.800 a lot of sugar in here at all. That's why 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.880 it's not sweet at all. I'm just seeing if I 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.679 can get to the ingredients. But look, there's all kinds 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.679 of like fun facts on the back. Why is New 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.400 Jersey the only state that you can't pump your own 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:59.000 gas in? Why water golfers yell for? Why are flamingos pink? 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.840 I don't know, But why why the New Jersey pumping 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:02.280 gas thing? 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.280 You live in New Jersey, you don't know that. No, 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.079 way back in the day, when they started gas pumps, 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.280 they decided that it wasn't safe for people to pump 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:10.959 their own gas. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.440 I love it's now. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.880 New Jersey is the only state in the entire United 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.440 States that does not allow pumping of your own gas. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.200 In the entire state I love it. You're a lazy son. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.839 Of a bit pull in and they just someone does 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:22.480 it for you. You know. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.400 It's funny. When my wife moved to Long Island when 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.040 we got married, she pulled up to the pump and 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:29.080 just sat there and she's like, what's going on. I'll 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.000 do that, I mean, and if they do, the station's 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:32.880 charged like forty cents more a gallon to do it. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.800 Yeah. Once I went to school in Miami, that was 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.440 when I had to pump my own gas. And that 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:38.199 was an experience. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.400 But why you put the thing in, you squeeze it 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:41.960 and you wait, I mean, what's the difference. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.320 I like it because when it's raining, I don't have 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:45.080 to get out of my car. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:47.960 Every gas station has an overhang. It's built in. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:49.760 Yeah, but I don't want to get out of my car. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.000 Okay, here's the ingredient I'm gonna sef I can read 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.959 it here. Oh here, Milk protein concentrate is the first 0:10:56.080 --> 0:11:05.680 ingredient every they're all alool cool way protein isolate in ulin. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.720 It's insulin without an ass. Okay, Palm kernel oil cocoa 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:16.320 process with alkali, palm oil soluble corn fiber, canola oil, rice, starch, 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:21.640 natural flavor, soy Le's thin salt, and Stevia. I knew. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:26.080 I tasted that crap. Extract vitamin e and that's it 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:27.439 contains milk and soy proteins. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.400 I feel like Stevia had its moment in the sun 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.520 where everybody was like Stevie and Stevia, and then all 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.080 of a sudden it was like, it causes cancer. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.840 No, it doesn't. That's sweet and low. Stop. Really, I 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.760 mean that's sacharin. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.520 Stop saccharin. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.840 Yeah. The pink one, yeah, yeah, Well it always had 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.600 the little thing on the label it's it may cause 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:46.360 cancer in laboratory rats or something like that. Yeah, contains 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:50.280 bioengineered food ingredients. Learn more at ask dot Generalmills dot com. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.760 I just realized I didn't take home my strawberry cheerios. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.640 Guess who did have a nice day? Damn? 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.319 All right, let's check the next box. You snooze, you 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.920 lose Andrew again. I saw a whole bunch of crack. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:01.200 Didn't want to see. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.760 There's not any crack there is. Let's try the peanut 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.040 butter one, same same box. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:06.560 It will with cinnamon. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.920 No, Walmart carry will carry a cinnamon and I don't 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.960 see the peanut butter there, So we got the peanut butter. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:13.600 Maybe they're not even gonna make the peanut butter. How 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:15.559 cool would that be? Wow, we got a box it's not. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.560 Even coming out, don't know, sell it for big money 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:19.000 on eBay. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.679 I could have if I didn't just open it. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.640 I wonder. So I'm an idiot, and I feel like 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.000 when certain news comes out, I always ask you for 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.320 New York Times papers because I feel like in the 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.840 future that's gonna be worth something. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.319 New York Times, first of all, is way too intellectual 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.160 for me. If you have to if you have to 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.720 like open the paper up like this, No, I'm this 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.640 kind of guy. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.840 Here in news Day, yeah, or a New York Post 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.720 Daily News, sure, daily news, yeah. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:44.640 But I do like news Day. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.520 I just think I want to see the newspapers because 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.760 every time you go to a museum, there's always like 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:53.680 a section where it's like they have old newspaper headlines. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:55.559 And I want to be the person fifty years from 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.240 now who's like, I've got it for you. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.000 Why don't you come to my attic because I have 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.200 stacks of them. Every time some sort of a major 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:04.440 event or a date or you know, and when I'm 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.080 in the newspaper, I save them all. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.720 Okay, so we're not talking about you. So that's great 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.720 that you shoehorned yourself. And I was saying no, but 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.120 I just like the election that happened. I asked you 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:18.400 if you had that newspaper, and you said no. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.400 Right, I said, I don't read the New York Times 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.040 because I'm not that intellectual. But it's annoying. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.400 It just again, it just goes against what you were saying, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.360 where you shoehorned it in to mention yourself that you 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:30.920 buy it when you're in. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.640 I have a subscription. I don't have to buy anything 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:33.520 to the New. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.360 York to news Day or whatever it is. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.840 Dude, the radio station gets it and I steal them 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.600 and I take it home. 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:40.400 I just wanted the New York Times my subscription. I 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:41.400 just wanted the New York Times. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.079 I get Sundays only because Sunday is the coupon section. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.200 So this smells like some sort of you know, we've 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:56.160 had some peanut butter puff type serial. Right, No, I 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.679 just agree this was better than the chocolate. 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:05.760 Now, really, you knew it if dehydrated peanut butter was 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.320 the thing, it would be this. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.120 It is peanut butter powder. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:12.679 It's disgusting. H I hate it. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.760 I'm gonna give it three balls. No, yeah, wonder works 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:16.280 peanut butter. 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.840 No. Wow, you like something healthy? How does that feel? 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.480 It's not healthy? It's keto, doesn't mean it's healthy. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.200 Yeah, it's healthy. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.680 I'm actually I can't really am I allowed to pour 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:26.520 the chocolate into the peanut butter? Sure? Now we have 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:29.680 peanut butter chocolate keto. Wonder do you know what happens 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.520 when with people when your chocolate hits my peanut butter, 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.600 and my peanut butter goes into your chocolate. Well, howdy, folks, 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.200 and it's a Reese's peanut butter cup. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:37.680 I know. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.160 Okay, you never saw that commercial. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.120 I did because they mentioned it in a movie. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.720 That's the only way you know pop culture stuff from 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.520 the eighties is when you see it somewhere else. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:52.360 What I was going to say was, keto, what happens 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.520 when you are on the diet? You go through something 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:55.600 called katosis? No? 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:56.200 Amy did that? 0:14:56.440 --> 0:15:00.640 Yeah, and your breath apparently smells heirs didn't. Well, she's lucky. 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.280 Apparently your breath can smell real bad. There's like a 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.600 whole bunch of things that could go wrong. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.560 That was a thing a few years ago. She did that, like, 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.160 oh god, it's probably ten years ago already. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.000 Again, Keto's been around, but I feel like it was 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.400 repackaged and now everyone's like. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.280 Oh my god, these things are all a giant scam. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.920 Just eat what you want to eat in moderation and 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:17.680 ride a bike every once in a while. You can 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.320 have a body like this. Yeah. I was on the 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.080 treadmill the other day. I called you from the treadmill 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.920 an answer. I wanted to show you. I was running. 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.360 Your version of running is on like a three. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.520 That's not true. I make that incline up to ten sometimes. Okay, 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:36.080 I'm like the mountain climber on Prices Right. You don't 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:37.960 even know what that is? You know what that is? 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:39.760 What? No? 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:44.120 Just you singing while running makes me laugh. I can't 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.280 believe that you don't even know a game that I do. No, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:46.720 you don't. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.560 Yes, I've seen the Price is Right. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.480 But you don't know that game. It falls over the edge, 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:52.960