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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer past Gazers. Nicky, Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Show with the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. I'm in Los Angeles. That's Andrew Colin. He's

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis. He looks like he's meditating because this

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Speaker 1: camera's frozen. To me, he looks like he is, indeed,

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Speaker 1: but he looks like he's about to self emoliate, like

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Speaker 1: one of those monks who lights himself on fire. That

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Speaker 1: he looks like he's in that pose. And then uh Noah,

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Speaker 1: of course is in Arizona. How are you guys doing today?

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Speaker 1: Are our Monday episode was done on Friday, so I

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to you guys kind of all weekend. Uh,

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Speaker 1: weekend was good? Um, how is open for David? You

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Speaker 1: mean how he ended for me? Yeah? How was? Uh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How was just clearing the way for David Spade to

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Speaker 1: just come in and do a closing set after your

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Speaker 1: ten minutes? Um? You know reverse headline? Well it was,

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Speaker 1: it went well. I think I'll give myself a B.

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Speaker 1: It's funny beforehand and texting exchange when you don't know

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Speaker 1: a bigger comedian you don't know, Uh, the etiquette of

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Speaker 1: whether to joke right away to be too jokey through text,

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Speaker 1: And he wrote me He's like, yeah, I'll let you

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Speaker 1: know I'm about to go on stage about dinner tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: blah blah. And I was like, yeah, you know, break

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Speaker 1: the audience's legs, like just a quick little quip, like

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Speaker 1: a twist on break your way. Oh, I see what

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Speaker 1: you were doing there. Wow, you're really turning that joke

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Speaker 1: on its head. So did you think before you said

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Speaker 1: that though, Like was that just the first thing you

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Speaker 1: thought of, or was that a little bit did you

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Speaker 1: like running by Brenna? Did you run it by any one?

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Speaker 1: I obviously didn't run it by anyone except for my

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Speaker 1: putter because I was on the putting green and I

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Speaker 1: was just like, this will be a silly little quip

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Speaker 1: and radio I'm off the show. Honestly, Break the audiences

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Speaker 1: uh legs is like something that It's so funny because

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Speaker 1: men when they text celebrities is like the way women

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Speaker 1: are when they're texting men, like we overthink it. Like

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Speaker 1: that's what I would write David Spade if I was

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Speaker 1: trying to flirt with him, if I was like a

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Speaker 1: girl is like and I didn't know about stand up.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, what what is I don't want to

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Speaker 1: say like break a leg because that's like so like lame.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say like have a good set

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Speaker 1: because like that's too generic, Like I want to like

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Speaker 1: that is like exactly what I would write if I

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Speaker 1: was like nervous to talk to a comedian and I

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Speaker 1: didn't do a thousand percent that break the audience is like,

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Speaker 1: So then I go, I should have just wrote have

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Speaker 1: a good show where it sounds good, sounds good. I'm

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Speaker 1: off the show, Oh my god. But then the next

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Speaker 1: day he goes to as you know, audio text and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm reading it all wrong. And we

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Speaker 1: had a great exchange before this show, back and forth,

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Speaker 1: just voice, you know. He goes, you know, I know

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Speaker 1: you're just opening for me, but you're not the opener.

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Speaker 1: You're just a comedian on the show. I know that.

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Speaker 1: I go, look, I have no ego in this. I'm

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Speaker 1: your opener. But if I could do a short Q

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Speaker 1: and A towards the end of year, said and come

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Speaker 1: back and we could cross promote, that'd be great, just fun.

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Speaker 1: I got myself back. I thought I was doing a

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Speaker 1: good job the audiences legs together and you did like

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Speaker 1: a call back to you. I just love how don't

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Speaker 1: You're one of the funniest people ever. But break the

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Speaker 1: audiences Legs is just so just it's just not your

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Speaker 1: best work, but it's so funny because it almost is

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Speaker 1: your bust sword because it's so bad, like it's something.

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Speaker 1: It's just that's what I was going for. I really was.

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Speaker 1: I really was. I was like, I hope he sees

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Speaker 1: that I'm that's what your aunt with Sadie. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if he did, like how you know what they

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Speaker 1: usually say, break a leg, but I'm saying break the

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Speaker 1: audiences leg Yeah. He's a big voice voice uh noter

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Speaker 1: and I like those. I like those. It's fun and

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Speaker 1: I um, it's so funny, like you talk about trying

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Speaker 1: to be like cool on text, like I'm one to talk,

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Speaker 1: like when literally I'm one to talk because when I

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Speaker 1: do a voice momo back to him, I will do

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Speaker 1: them like sometimes four times in a row, and I'll

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Speaker 1: like recreate spun seemingly the things that happened that were

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to be funny and charming, and and

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Speaker 1: then and then I just realized, like he likes me

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Speaker 1: UM is really based on me just getting a huge

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Speaker 1: as him. I never will be UM, And I just

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Speaker 1: have a better time setting him up and like celebrating

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Speaker 1: how funny he is. So it's like kind of just

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Speaker 1: a relationship where I go like, what about this joke

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Speaker 1: you do? And this joke and like like I just

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Speaker 1: reference stuff he does all the time and he gets

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Speaker 1: a kick out of it, whereas if someone references jokes

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Speaker 1: I do, I'm like, please don't remind me of how

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Speaker 1: lame that was. Oh my god, Oh my god. So

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Speaker 1: I have such a funny story though. So then we

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Speaker 1: do the show. You know, uh, it went great the

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Speaker 1: interactions in the green room, although I didn't I don't

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Speaker 1: think I seem too thirsty whatever, Like I honestly think

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Speaker 1: show went great. I watched his set. He did great.

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Speaker 1: Whatever fun is he? Um, he's very funny. He did

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Speaker 1: very well at the crab story. Have you seen this yet?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, My my parents also talked to me

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Speaker 1: about the crab thing, and I'm like, you mean the

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Speaker 1: crab in the cabinet and the crab room and there's

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Speaker 1: at least like four thousand crabs per room at minimum,

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Speaker 1: and how crabs are just spiders with good pr Like

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Speaker 1: I have David Smith's set memorized, like I'm obsessed with

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Speaker 1: the crab bet. It's from what he was doing Bachelor

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Speaker 1: Paradise and he was hosting down there and and like

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Speaker 1: there were so many crabs in his room. They just

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Speaker 1: like and they were there's so many that they gave

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Speaker 1: him a crab room that they were like, oh, he

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Speaker 1: a room that was specific ro crabs. Is so funny.

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Speaker 1: And then he got they gave him a special bed.

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Speaker 1: He's like, they just climbed ninety up the wall and stairs.

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Speaker 1: I don't think the bed is kind of that's a

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Speaker 1: great point. So so then he's like, you know, your

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Speaker 1: you could you kind of tell that he, you know,

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Speaker 1: didn't want that many people back there. But he's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's all great. Nicky's parents and you know, your mom

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Speaker 1: and your dad, you know, they're great. They're all but uh,

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Speaker 1: your hair, like we know, like you know, the was

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Speaker 1: it before and after after the show? Yeah? And so

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Speaker 1: then your mom goes, so they say that, and then

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Speaker 1: two seconds later, your mom goes, is that vodka? No?

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Speaker 1: Can I grab some va? Oh? No? So she had

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Speaker 1: had a couple of drinks. We're dealing with or dealing

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Speaker 1: with a little a little okay, okay, which is the

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Speaker 1: best lazer agree with you people who care about her

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Speaker 1: and might disagree with you, Okay. But she so she

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Speaker 1: grabs the vodka. She starts, you know, instagramming on our account.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep going. Was was Spade given her ship? Was

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Speaker 1: he just? Oh my god? She was dancing? No? No?

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Speaker 1: So then she she she bakes it with diet coke.

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Speaker 1: She goes, who does this? He goes, that's my drink?

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Speaker 1: He goes, whoa David Space? I never thought to do?

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Speaker 1: Like it was like someone landed on the mars. You

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Speaker 1: mix this with diet coke. Oh, well, David does it.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'll try it. No, you don't do that,

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Speaker 1: you too diet coke. A well, I knew I liked you.

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Speaker 1: just sit alone in my sad hotel room? Anything but

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Speaker 1: being around this woman. You're nailing this. So you're nailing

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Speaker 1: this so hard. So then there's a cake there with

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Speaker 1: leaves that you can eat. Yea, they made him like

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Speaker 1: a cake because he has a bit about leaves or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh god, he goes, all right, I'm gonna get out

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Speaker 1: of here. And you're not taking this. You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: take this cake. They made this beautiful cake for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't think in the vodka and you're not taking

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Speaker 1: the vodka. Well, I'm just do you want me to

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Speaker 1: take it? I'm just kidding, just kid, Oh god, I

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Speaker 1: mean I could do the whole thing. You don't even

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Speaker 1: need to tell me what happened. Let me guess. She

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Speaker 1: my dad's phone all weekend long. Is that what happened? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's only you're you're you're on fire. But there is

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Speaker 1: one other thing that happened. She took the She didn't

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Speaker 1: she took. These leaves are beautiful. I'm taking these leaves.

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Speaker 1: You can't. No one's take these. I'll take him. No

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Speaker 1: one's gonna eat this cake. I'll take the goddamn leaves. Now,

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Speaker 1: this is a lot of work with into these. You

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Speaker 1: know how much this cake probably was. She's googling it,

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Speaker 1: how much our little leaf cake leaves? I bet those.

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Speaker 1: I bet those our fifteen bucks apiece. What is she

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Speaker 1: doing with these leaves? Oh my god, So your nephew

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Speaker 1: leaves and recreate them, or she's going to Yes, she's

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Speaker 1: going to use them. He's using David Spaide's leaves on

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Speaker 1: Arlow's cake. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing surprising about this.

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Speaker 1: good by that Arlow's birthdays in a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: It makes total sense. I like this move. Now, you

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Speaker 1: know what I like because I bet that cake would

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Speaker 1: have just gone to waste. And now she's gonna get some.

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Speaker 1: She'll be like, Arlo, you can eat things, and then

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Speaker 1: his last birthday, but it will be the one that

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Speaker 1: he you know, we all remember. Um Jesus Christ. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I go, she goes, I'm making a cake for our like, go,

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Speaker 1: what the hell did he sell out? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: So then so then because he would make a special

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Speaker 1: cake sold out David Spade, And then so then, um,

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Speaker 1: the basketball games on your dad has like he's gonna

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Speaker 1: basketball game, I'll watch the Jewels juels. Will you just

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Speaker 1: sit down? Okay? Alright? Is that my dad? Am I

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Speaker 1: nailing my dad? Yes? And then they kick us out

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Speaker 1: before with five seconds left in the game, they're like,

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Speaker 1: you guys gotta get it's ten o'clock. Like David left

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Speaker 1: an hour ago. Oh my god. So embarrassing, like his

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Speaker 1: like his entourage, who he didn't even ask for, are

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Speaker 1: like shutting the place down and making it so like

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Speaker 1: the union workers are going to get like time and

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Speaker 1: a half for overtime because they have to stay so

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Speaker 1: they can shut down. After my mom has stolen David

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Speaker 1: Spade's cake, I mean, welcome home, Nikias, coming to may One.

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Speaker 1: Just the leaves, I'm taking these? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: you have a surprise to me after this break? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Nikki, stay too. Your mom's David Spade's cake.

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Speaker 1: get a minute or ten or something? Do you the

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Speaker 1: Do you hold my sandwich? Who's your sandwich? By? That's all?

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Speaker 1: Dame Tomato old cheese, and have a turkey fund. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they won everything, I was just like, who is super Soon?

425
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: I was like, is this a new band that I've

426
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: never heard of? And of course it's It's I didn't

427
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: know they went by that name? Who when did that happen?

428
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: And do you always know the difference between best uh

429
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: best record and song of the year and record and

430
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: album of the year, because record to me is an album,

431
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: but really record and song of the Year are almost

432
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: very similar. A record is is a singular song and

433
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: it's more about like the recording of it. The gas

434
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: is about recording is the singer? Yes, but I was

435
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: literally recording of the year and not record record equals Like, hey,

436
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna go listen to some records. That's not like

437
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: because it wrong about the year. It's it's record of

438
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: the year recorded a year. There's no way. Well, no

439
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: one's saying it like that. You always knew that it

440
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: was not a record, it was record of the year.

441
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: I mean, look when you go to the actual Grammys

442
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: and like what you did, that's what you learned. I

443
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 1: kept wanting to see horn and where I was like

444
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: where I said that the Grammys was short for grandmother's.

445
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: Like why is it why the Grammys has to be

446
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: short for something like grammophone. Oh yeah, that's it, because

447
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: they're like little grandmophones. Okay, that all makes sense. Like

448
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 1: why are why aren't the Academy Awards called like the

449
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: Atys or the o Skies and the Emmys? Is that

450
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: Emily's Emily? No, it's short for amaphone. Let's get to

451
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 1: the news. That was fun, you guys, hey man, thanks

452
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: for taking Thanks for stopping for us. Yeah, thanks for

453
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: taking our questions. Oh yeah, anytime, you guys. I gotta

454
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: get in there. Um, I have somewhere to be and

455
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: that somewhere is getting in line for myself West flight,

456
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm a B thirty six and pretty excited about it.

457
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: B thirty six is also what I uh, if it

458
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: would have been twenty three, that would be better joke

459
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: off saying like that's what most people are. I was

460
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: gonna say, like guys are thinking when they find out

461
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: that they're not. I don't know better joke. I'm tired. Okay,

462
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. Why don't you be be

463
00:25:51,640 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: twenty three and have Yes, there we go. Oh, it's Tuesday, folks.

464
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: You know what It's Tuesday. You know what that means.

465
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: It is Tuesday. Um, I hope you're having all the

466
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: swells out there. I don't know if you've heard about this,

467
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: but it's record it is. I mean, it's wild if

468
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: that is it, and we've been saying it wrong all

469
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: these times. One of the news headlines today Noah, all right, well, uh,

470
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: this story, just a quick caveat, is not about any

471
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: of Andrew's friends. Three Deutsche Bank executives Investment, a German

472
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: investment banking firm, got fired after charging a strip club

473
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: visit to the company. The bank, however, did not fire

474
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: the lone truth teller. Oh wow, so there were four

475
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: and one of them ratted the others out and the

476
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: three got fired. Is that what? Yes? Okay, Andrews shaking

477
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: his head. Andrew, you you think snitches get bitches at

478
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: the club? Let's go on here. Yeah, you know what.

479
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: I relate to this this weekend I checked in. No,

480
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: I relate to like charging something because you're like, oh,

481
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: the company's card is down. So like he put me

482
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: up in the hotel this weekend at for the Grammys

483
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: at UM the Park MGM, and I didn't have to

484
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: put down a credit card for incidental so that was like, okay, cool.

485
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: They're like gonna let me have waters in my mini

486
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: bar like stuff like that, Like that'll be nice. And

487
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: then I went and got a facial and I'm like

488
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: they owe me this, you know, like I'm doing all

489
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: this press for them, and like I deserve this, and

490
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna charge it to the room. And

491
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: then I was like I want this Grammy hat that

492
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: was in the like the gift shop. I'm like, I

493
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: deserve this because I'm doing this. And I was like

494
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: and I really like worked myself into thinking like I

495
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: deserve these things and like he has to, like they

496
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: should just give them to me, and like, and I

497
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: convinced myself, yeah, I'm gonna do that. And then I

498
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: was in the middle of the facial, and I was like,

499
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: who the funk do you think you are? That is stealing?

500
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: No one said that you could do that. They were

501
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: nice enough to like put their card down. They're paying

502
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: for your hotel. This wasn't part of the deal. If

503
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: you want them to give you a facial, you can

504
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: ask for one and see if they cover it, but

505
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: you don't get to just like assume. And so I

506
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: did the right thing, and I after I got the facial,

507
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: I let my you know, contacted EO, like, hey, I

508
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: got a facial, Please figure out how I can reimburse

509
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: you guys for it, because it was a confusion with

510
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: my card. So I did give them my card, but

511
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: it like wouldn't load, so I was like, oh, just

512
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: put it on the room. But then I, you know,

513
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: I worked myself into thinking like they they'll get it,

514
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: and like, you know, it wasn't even about like I'm

515
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: gonna take advantage of them because they owe me. It

516
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: was more like I can think and they're rich and

517
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: it's like, you know what, it doesn't matter, it's still stealing.

518
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: It's like, that's not that's not okay. And I did

519
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: not get the creamy. What what annoys me is when

520
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: there's a snitch and then the bank goes, oh my god,

521
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: what's happening. We got a fire and ruined these people's lives.

522
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: Everyone's been buying pussy on corporate cards for the last

523
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: seven That doesn't make it right. It's not, it's no,

524
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: but it's just part of business. Man, Like you don't

525
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: I know, but like what do you mean by that? Oh?

526
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,239
Speaker 1: And their own money on it, that's the part of

527
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: you're like, that's not a business expense. I mean, I

528
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: would could argue that a facial is going to make

529
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: me look better and feel better on there, and I

530
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: guess I could say, oh, yeah, pussy would also make

531
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: me feel better and do better at my job. But

532
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: like what yeah, look no, but if they're taking out,

533
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: look here's the difference. If they have clients, look, lady, well,

534
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: that's definitely then there's entertainment budget. Right, But this this

535
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: wasn't the situation. If that was a situation, and it

536
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: would be a whole different story. That's not. You have

537
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: a budget for entertaining, and I'm sure pussy can be

538
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: part of that budget. This was This was guys just

539
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: using the company car. Here's a twist. There's a There

540
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: is a twist because the restaurant that they would give

541
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: a facial they'll be better in the morning. But the

542
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: restaurant they went to doubles up as a steakhouse, so

543
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: it's basically a steakhouse where you can buy. It's called

544
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: Sapphire in New York. Oh, they could act like it

545
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: was for a dinner and then it's really strippers. Yeah,

546
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: it's like saying it's like calling your bar the library

547
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: and being like they have to go to the library.

548
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: It's like we we come on. Um. Yeah, I'm just

549
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: tired of people. It's just dishonesty. And I don't think this.

550
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: I don't like the snitch. I mean that's never a

551
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: good look, but like, I really do feel like we

552
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: need to call out bad behavior. I just thought it

553
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: was very interesting. I'm such a like, I feel like

554
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm a really honest person and I don't I used

555
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: to shoplift like back in the day, but I do

556
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: not like to take advantage of even if I'm like, oh,

557
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: they're rich, they can afford it, or like let's go wild,

558
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Like I don't like to just just because someone can

559
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: afford something doesn't mean they should, like you should waste

560
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: their money on whatever you want, because like there's a

561
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: reason that, like I don't know, it's just it's just dishonest. Um.

562
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: But it was weird that I could talk myself into

563
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: thinking I deserved it, Like I just you know, you

564
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: can anything you want to do. You can really create

565
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: a scenario where it's like, no, I'm doing the right thing.

566
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: And I'm so glad that I had time to think

567
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: during my facial and realize, like, this is not the

568
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: person I want to be. And honestly, it would have

569
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: weighed on me so much knowing that, you know, I

570
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: probably could have gotten away with it and they're probably

571
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: gonna give it to me because she was like, don't

572
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: worry about it, but I was like, no, I really

573
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: please follow up, like I want to find a way

574
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: to reimburse you, because that was that was that was

575
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: on me. So um, yeah, it was just it was

576
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: it was me kind of like trying to get away

577
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: with something. It's like when your mom took the leaves.

578
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: You know, it's like those weren't hers, Like what is

579
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: she doing? Yeah, but David was leaving him behind. I

580
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: mean I think that that's okay. No, your mom could

581
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: get leaves anywhere. If she takes David's leaves, that's just

582
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: the same thing as a sky buying stripper pussy. Oh

583
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: my god. My friend this weekend said that she was

584
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: like she was waiting on um someone and like she

585
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: lives in Hollywood and she was like waiting on this

586
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: table at this really fruit fruit place she works at,

587
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: and the she was like, um. She said something to

588
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: the fact of like oh that sounds good or like

589
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: was that good? And he was like yeah, almost as

590
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: good as moving to a city and thinking that you're

591
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: going to make it as an actress and really failing,

592
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: and said something and just waited and had his little

593
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: like you know, Cattie little boyfriends like sitting there like

594
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: snickering as he just like held eye contact with her.

595
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking you guys. I wrote to her

596
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, do you find this man? His name?

597
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: I am going to do everything I can to destroy

598
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: his life. And I found him on Instagram, I like,

599
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: and then I was like, looking at him on Instagram,

600
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: he seems like a nice guy, and I'm like, it's

601
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: just we need to out these people. And I'm not

602
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: going to out him because like, I don't want to

603
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: get my friend in trouble. But people who are rude

604
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 1: to people and like bullies like this, they live amongst us.

605
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: We don't think they're out there because that just seems

606
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: like a story that would only happen in like a

607
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Mean Girls spinoff, like who talks to people like that?

608
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: But they're everywhere, and we work with them, we're around them,

609
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: and we need to call this behavior out is an

610
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: unacceptable And so I think that it is good that

611
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: the guy stood up and was like, hey, these strippers

612
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: are like this is on the company's card, Like this

613
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: isn't it's not right, you're lying. It's not about the

614
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: stripper part of it. It's like you could you know,

615
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: whether it's whatever kind of face. I don't think those

616
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: To me, those two guys aren't the same. But it's

617
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: a slippery slope, That's what I'm saying, and so is

618
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: her whoever. That is disgusting and it made my blood.

619
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 1: But also I was going to like d m him

620
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: and go who the fund do you think you are?

621
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: I know what you're really like, and I will never

622
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: work with you, and I'll tell everyone I know never

623
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: to work with you. And I was like, wait, but

624
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: this guy is clearly in pain. Like you do not

625
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: talk to people like that. You do not try to

626
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: make someone who is a waiter feel or a waitress

627
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: feel bad about herself unless you are immensely miserable. So

628
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need to do anything. It's

629
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: like that I feel. I honestly feel sad for him.

630
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: Next story. I hope she fucking ship in his food.

631
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I wish I could, but I can't. Sorry,

632
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: sorry if you if you give me a week, give

633
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: me a week, okay. Thousands of overdue books have been

634
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: returned after the New York Public Library ended late fees.

635
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: The move has inspired the return of seventy two thousand

636
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: lost or overdue items, and a librarian said that they

637
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: even got a book with a do date from nineteen

638
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: fifty nine and one from nineteen seventies six. What is

639
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: wrong with people? That's why they're not returning books because

640
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 1: they don't want to deal with the late fees. Oh

641
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: my god, how much are the late fees, How much

642
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: are they? Well they got rid of them, I couldn't

643
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: tell you. I mean who knows. I mean, neither of

644
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: us get library books. Clearly some of them came in

645
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: with apology notes and were returned. Readers come from from

646
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: high need communities, The librarian explained. Once that barrier is

647
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: gone and there is a flood of materials back, you

648
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: realize how much of a barrier it really was, meaning

649
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: the late fees. No kidding, like you had you have

650
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: no idea, Like I would have just assumed that people

651
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: are lazy and like don't want to take them back,

652
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: But it's really about like I just don't want to

653
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: have to pay up. And I wonder if like when

654
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: when Blockbuster closed, there was just like stacks and stacks

655
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: of you know, tapes being shoved through the door of

656
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: these empty Blockbusters. Like I remember having so many parking

657
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: tickets in l A when I left in two thousand seven,

658
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: and you know, from street cleaning, and I was broke

659
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't pay them. And I remember moving back

660
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: to l A in two thousand fifteen, and it had

661
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: been a seven and a half years since I lived

662
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: there before. And someone said if you wait seven years,

663
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: they just go away. And I was like they did

664
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: I waited a DMB and registered a car and everything.

665
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: I didn't have any I don't have any like Leans

666
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: on my California. No, No, they were just they're just

667
00:36:54,719 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: go away. I know. I couldn't believe it, but um,

668
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: it's true. Have you ever heard of it? Yeah, well

669
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: there's a thing called average possession in Florida that if

670
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: you find like an empty house and you live in

671
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: it for seven years, it's yours. Oh yeah, like squatters laws. Yeah,

672
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: I gotta do you do the libby um library app?

673
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: I mean is that just literally like is there a

674
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: certain number of downloads each book can have? Or is

675
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: it just like unlimited books? Like is it like, like,

676
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: why would you ever buy a book if you could

677
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: do that? Why am I buying books? I don't know.

678
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: Well not they don't have all the books that we

679
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 1: like on there. But um, they do have a limit

680
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: on how many people can download the book at once. Okay,

681
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: so there is like a certain number of downloads per book. Okay,

682
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: that makes sense, So you might have to wait a

683
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: little bit. Um. I do like buying books. I like

684
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: supporting like authors in that way, and I love you know,

685
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: reading on my phone is my favorite way to do it. Um,

686
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and come back with why

687
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Why do I care?

688
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: Camila Cabello kind of funny, didn't think, oh sorry, wait,

689
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? No, I just love the

690
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 1: idea of people burning burning books and it's just their

691
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: kindle or their guy being like this book and he's like,

692
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: oh fuck, like an idiot. Go ahead, yeah, I like that.

693
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's funny. That's uh. Yeah, you didn't just

694
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: break the audiences like CaMLA Cabello. Camila Cabello slams paparazzi

695
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: for beach pictures and for ruining her weekend beach trip

696
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: to Miami. She said, I've never had a worse time. Um.

697
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: She She claimed that she didn't breathe and she held

698
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: her core so tight that her abs hurt as the

699
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: paps snapped her in bikini from in a bikini from

700
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 1: all angles. I've never had a worse time at the beach,

701
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: and I'm not yet at the point in my journey

702
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: where I cannot give a fuck. Um concluded the message

703
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: by saying that she wants to get back to feeling

704
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: like seven year old me on the beach who was happy,

705
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: silly and breathing pretending to be a mermaid. Ands um, yeah,

706
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: I uh yeah, I saw these pictures and I'm not

707
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Like I've always loved Camilla Cabello because she,

708
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: to me, looks like she's like I just say, my

709
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: body is what it is, and I like she she

710
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: always looks great to me, but she's someone who, just

711
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 1: to me doesn't care about sucking in and it's interesting

712
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: to hear that side of her saying, like, actually do care,

713
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: and it's unfortunate like her. I mean, my trip can

714
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: be my trips to places when I'm in a bikini

715
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: and someone my friends take a photo of me that

716
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: there may be trying to make me look good and

717
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: it doesn't look the way I wanted to. My fucking

718
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: night can be ruined. It's so stupid, and I'll zoom

719
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: in on certain places, so it's really leave her alone,

720
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, it's just I I'm just like, so, yeah,

721
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: I think there's a there there there's a way that,

722
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: like you could take a funny photo of yourself where

723
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: you look a k shitty, right, Like, oh I look

724
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: a little fat in this. I'm just like, I'm fine.

725
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: But if you're not in control of even the shitty photo,

726
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: it could feel very shitty, you know what I mean,

727
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: Like like even in your even in your shitty photos,

728
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: you want to control the narrative of it. And I

729
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: think that's what's hard for her, you know what I mean,

730
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: Like like you were saying, like someone like her, Oh,

731
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't think that she could be upset about that,

732
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: but even those pictures are controlled, No, I would be

733
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: very upset about the pictures. She just like she is

734
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: someone who you know, isn't like stick rail thin like

735
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: most of like the pop stars of her generation. And

736
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: you know, she just went through a breakup with Sean

737
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 1: and it is and like she's just out there just

738
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: like trying to just have a day at the beach.

739
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: It just sucks because I just, um, it's there's just

740
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: no way, easy, easy way to like talk about this stuff.

741
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: It's like we act like it doesn't matter anymore and

742
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: plus size figures are fine. And then also the only

743
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: reason that she's being snapped so much up is because

744
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: she is a plus size figured girl. It's like if

745
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: she looked amazing, they probably wouldn't even bother as much.

746
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: Or if she looked not amazing, but if she looked

747
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: like super tiny, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

748
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: But it's like we're still fascinated by people not your

749
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: like yeah, and it's just I don't know, it's it's

750
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: like yesterday, I believe this is what she really looks

751
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: like Yesterday, I was really feeling um like I was saying,

752
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: like I was felt constipated. I felt like I I

753
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: did this fitting with my stylist, and I've gained weight since,

754
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: like since I don't know when, but like since a

755
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 1: couple fittings go like I don't fit in the same

756
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: stuff that I used to fit in, like everything that

757
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: they got for me, Like I could only fit in

758
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: two things and one was the thing I was wearing yesterday,

759
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: and they brought like eleven things and I they fit,

760
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: but they were just so tight that it would have

761
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: been like leaving imprints on my body. And it was

762
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: just like it sucks, man, it just sucks even if

763
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: but I really like I was trying to be do

764
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: with my stoicism about it because I was just like okay,

765
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: and then what like, what's the story here? So like

766
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: I did a stoic thing where I was reading this

767
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: book about like um, how to how to live like

768
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: a Roman Emperor, and I wasn't even going to share this,

769
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: but it kind of fits exactly with this. So I

770
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: was like struggling with They were like, okay, right down

771
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: because so exported, just like get things down to the

772
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: basics of like we catastrophize things so much of like

773
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look fat and then no one's gonna like me,

774
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: and then everyone's gonna thing I'm gross and no one's

775
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: gonna remember me, and I'm not gonna have a career.

776
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: Like that's where my mind goes. If I if I look,

777
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: if I've gained weight, then I'm gonna have to wear

778
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: the ugliest dress of all the dresses and it's gonna

779
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: look tight on me and I'm gonna be uncomfortable and

780
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna do a bad job because the girl

781
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 1: next to me on the couch is gonna look skinnier

782
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: than me, and everyone's gonna say that and like just

783
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: making up this story. So it's like, okay, what are

784
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: the facts? And I so I took my problem. It

785
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: said take your problem and like what is the fact

786
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: about it? And I said, I have gained weight. The

787
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: dress tomorrow on me might not look as good as

788
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: it would look on a thinner person. That's just it.

789
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: That's it, without any like embellishment, it might not look

790
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: as good as I wanted to look if I if

791
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: I were thinner and it fit better, and then I go, okay,

792
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: what then what? Okay? Um? Then I might not get

793
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: as many likes on Instagram as if I were like

794
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: you know, Hailey Bieber thin okay? And then what well

795
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: then what if? Like I just was like working out

796
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: and I was like it does First of all, this

797
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: does not matter. There's gonna be the next thing and

798
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: the next thing. And also like I just don't I

799
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: need to be the size today, Like there was never

800
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: a world where I was going to be thinner, Like

801
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: just get on board with your fucking body, Like I don't,

802
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't care, Like I'm not a piece of ship

803
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: because my thighs are bigger and I can't get this

804
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: little extra small dress past my legs, Like yes, I

805
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: could fit into that last year, but last year I

806
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: was also like running a lot and because I was

807
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: just like that was like what I was into and

808
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: this year, I'm not I'm busier because my life is

809
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: going better or what you know. It's just I just

810
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: was like, don't waste another second thinking about what you

811
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: could be, because you are this way right now and

812
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: it's not You're not bad because you are. And then

813
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: I just like talked about how I like had to

814
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: poop all day, like I just like didn't waste as

815
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: much time as I usually do, like obsessing over feeling

816
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: like I wasn't my best self and I wasn't to

817
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: be honest with you like I was. I didn't feel

818
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: as like hot as I normally do. But having that

819
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: kind of conversation with myself of being like, you didn't

820
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: choose this, you you are exactly the size that you

821
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: were always going to be in this moment. There was

822
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: never another world like this is the size you need

823
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: to be to today for whatever reason. More will be

824
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: revealed soon. You don't even know what this size is

825
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: gonna and listen like I'm not saying like I'm you

826
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: know that anything is wrong with my waiter that I'm like,

827
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: I it was just it was an uncomfortable wait for me,

828
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: But it only lasted five minutes until I was able

829
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: to just like kind of shake it off like a

830
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: dog and after a bath, and I just like shook

831
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: it off and was like, no, there's nothing I can

832
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: do about it right now. What the fuck is me

833
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: being a little powdy bitch gonna do anything about? Like,

834
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: does anyone want to be around a girl who's talking

835
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: about how she hasn't pooped in five days? No, but

836
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: that is just the next best thing I could bring

837
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: them as opposed to a girl who's like, I'm fatter

838
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 1: than I want to be or whatever the fuck. So

839
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: that's the end of my rant. Let's get to Reddit

840
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: dump karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dump. He signed

841
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: for reddit dump. Hey, Noah, I really want to get

842
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: to this video that I've been like sitting on in

843
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: my saved reddit uh folder for a while. It's the

844
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: employee one. This is a guy who works at Ikea.

845
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: He's on TikTok what is his name? Because he is

846
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: so brilliant and he just, um, he just does all

847
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: these like scenarios of things customers say and then responses

848
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: he as an employee, has for these people. And this

849
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: is kind of in our discussion of like like people

850
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: are monsters, and we need to call out our loved

851
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: ones and like our friends if we ever find out

852
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: where they're one of these kinds of people. And I

853
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: just love how this guy called him out because it's like,

854
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: if you see yourself in this, you know how annoying

855
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: you are. It's at Scott says s E. I s

856
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: s okay, okay, here goes. You just lost yourself a customer.

857
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: You think I owned this business? You think I own Ikea?

858
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 1: I'm a part time employee. Actualy through a two week notice.

859
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. I'm telling all my friends

860
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: not to shop here. Tell him, do you think I

861
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: want five other us running around the floor? I'm calling me.

862
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell him. Think you hate this place more than me?

863
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: I were up here? I know the sale ended last week,

864
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 1: but can I still get a discount? Do you hear yourself?

865
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: We can't go back? Which time marches on? You want

866
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: the sale from fifteen years ago too? When's it end? Diane?

867
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: What that price? You're gonna have to go through the

868
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: quantum realm with ant man? Do you know how much

869
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: money I spend here? More than you should be a

870
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: good save your money and my time. It doesn't matter

871
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: how much you're spending on PBS. Every time I come here,

872
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: my order gets messed up, and stop coming now one

873
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: more after them make my day. Every time you come

874
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: here your orders messed up. Sounds like you're making the mistake.

875
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 1: Look inward, you're ordering the wrong. I'd like to speak

876
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: to your manager. I'd like to speak to your mother. Tears, raison,

877
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: want to act in public. I want to speak to

878
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: the manager please. I just love it so much, um

879
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: because we've all been those people or we all know

880
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: those people, Like is there anything you guys do when

881
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: you're a retail employee that you're like, listen to myself?

882
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: Like for me, it's like when I am touching things

883
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: in like unfolding things or like take something off. I

884
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: hate the when retail employees will straighten up after me

885
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: if I put something back and like right in front

886
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: of me, I'm like, wait until I'm out of eyesight

887
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: because I know how you're like fold like you like

888
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: straightening up what I just touched. Like I can tell

889
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: your disdain for me. It's so passive aggressive in the

890
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: dressing room. I don't like when they like check in

891
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: on you like I would never ask them to get

892
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: me anything. I would just get dressed, go out, get

893
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: the thing again, and come back into the dressing room.

894
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I would never ever be like,

895
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: well can you find that in an eight? Like? I

896
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: would never. I just want to do it myself. And

897
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: when people I know that's part of their job and

898
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: like who likes that though? Who likes having an associate

899
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: like help them and be like, oh my god, those

900
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: genes are amazing on you, Like trying on things in

901
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: front of someone who you don't know. It's just like,

902
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess some people like it, because why

903
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: would they keep doing it? I think it's part of

904
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: their day where they can feel like they're like a

905
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: boss of at least someone, you know what I mean.

906
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: I feel like someone that loves to do that isn't

907
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: getting in other places because they go to fucking gap

908
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, can you get this in a

909
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: six for me? It's like okay, yeah, all right, I'll

910
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: do whatever you want because no one else is doing

911
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: anything for you. God, I feel like maybe that's the person.

912
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: But there is something about folding. When you fold your

913
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: like you were saying, like I'll fold a shirt and

914
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: I know. I'll try so hard to do a perfect

915
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: full yes, but it sticks out so bad and it's

916
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: just like I did, I tried. You don't have to

917
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: like I know, dude, but I care, but you don't

918
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: have to tell me how bad the fold ye yes, yes,

919
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: I hate that and they like straighten the racks. You're

920
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: just doing that to let me know that I'm trash

921
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: and like your store is better than and I just

922
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 1: I want to say, like sometimes I feel such trash

923
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: going into like really nice stores, Like even when we

924
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: were in Cabo, like I didn't want to go in

925
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: that art store because I'm like, I look poor right now,

926
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 1: and they're gonna like think they're better than me, and

927
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: I just don't want them to think like I. I

928
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: just I just think they're always like looking at me,

929
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: like she doesn't have money for that necklace, Like she's

930
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: like looking at like, oh, but then I realized they're

931
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: making like twelve dollars an hour and they don't have

932
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: money for it either. And that's not a judgment. It's

933
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: just like, why do I think that people inside retail

934
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: locations are like as rich as the clothes that they're not,

935
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: you know, like they're not better than me. You're not

936
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: Mr Gucci. Yeah it's yes. This next Reddit find is

937
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: from uh warts. Sorry about this, but I found one

938
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: that I could share from the one that, like, I'm

939
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: on the most on reddit um and it said my

940
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 1: aunt bought my ward. This is so weird. Okay, Like

941
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: the title says, my aunt gave me a dollar bill

942
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: and told me that every time I look at the

943
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: ward to remember it's hers and she owns it. Ship

944
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: you not. The ward went away. I was about eight

945
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: years old. Then my older sister had a ward when

946
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: she was twenty eight. I told her the same thing

947
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: our aunt said to me, and it didn't work l

948
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: O L. And I just think that's really funny because

949
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: so much of the things that happened in our bodies

950
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: are psychological and for someone to be like I just

951
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: love how her aunt was like, Hey, a little eight

952
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: year old, here's a dollar your word, it's mine, and

953
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: every time you look at it, I want you to

954
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: remember that I own that. And then it disappeared. I

955
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: think that's so cool. And I just love that woman

956
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: who's just like kind of like a weirdo. I mean,

957
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: I wonder was that her reasoning for doing that the

958
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: whole time like a joke that ended up working out. No,

959
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone did that to her at one point

960
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 1: and was like that got rid of her words, because

961
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: a lot of times words are, like a lot of people,

962
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: they're brought on by stress because your immune system can't

963
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: fight off the In fact, I mean it's wards are

964
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: a sign of like a a weak immune system, I believe,

965
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: or most of them are. I'm sure people are gonna

966
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: write to me and be like mine aren't. I have,

967
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: But it's like your body is trying to fight this

968
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: like foreign thing, and like it's it's a sign that

969
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: there's something wrong with your immune system. So a lot

970
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: of times our immune system is like is weakened by

971
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: stress or by just you know, like it's it's I

972
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: literally meditated a fucking cold sore away just by being

973
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: like goodbye, you're done, and it went away. So it's like,

974
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,479
Speaker 1: I do believe that kind of mind trickery can work.

975
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: Speaking of have you guys seen Tyler Henry Life After

976
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: Death on Netflix? Okay, it is so freaking good. Tyler

977
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: Henry is like the celeb medium and can you give

978
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: me a large? Uh No, I don't work here, but

979
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: he's a celeb medium and he can like he was

980
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: like he used to do this show on E speaking

981
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,479
Speaker 1: of I have a show coming out on E Welcome

982
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: Home Nicki Glazer premaring me first. Um, but he had

983
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: the show on E where he would like talk to

984
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: celebrities dead relatives, and I always I never really like

985
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: watched the show. I kind of seen a couple of

986
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: episodes and I'm like, alright, like he was a young

987
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: kid that just had this gift. But watching this show

988
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 1: on Netflix, Tyler Henry, Life After Life, After Death, it

989
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: is so good. He is so sweet. I love him

990
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: so much, and he really, more than anything I've ever

991
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: seen in my life, makes me believe that there is

992
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,240
Speaker 1: indeed an afterlife and like those that leave us are

993
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: somewhere out there, and like he, more than anything, has

994
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: made me feel like we're not just like nothing when

995
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: we die, like something happens, final thought, Like it is

996
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: so wild, you guys. He he doesn't even understand his gift.

997
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know what this is that I'm getting.

998
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where these people are, I don't know

999
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,280
Speaker 1: what what this what I'm getting. But he just scribbles

1000
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: on a notebook and he gets messages that is just

1001
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 1: uncanny information that these people. And I'm the biggest skeptic

1002
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: when it comes to the stuff, and a lot of

1003
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: these people are skeptics as well. And I went to

1004
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 1: his website because I was like, I want to sign

1005
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 1: up for a reading, and it says like he doesn't

1006
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: want to know anything about you before he meets you.

1007
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: He likes to go into them cold, kind of like

1008
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: how I like to do stand up, Like I don't

1009
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: want to walk out into and see this theater. I

1010
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: don't want to, Like Andrew likes to like see what

1011
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: the theater looks like and look at the microphone and like,

1012
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I just want to go into

1013
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: it because I don't want to like, yeah, I mean

1014
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: a lot of people want to do that, but I

1015
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: just want to go into it cold. But I think

1016
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: that's really cool that he does that because it takes

1017
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: away any thing that you're like, oh my god, he

1018
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: does research. I mean, this kid is not someone who

1019
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: is like trying to trick people or like well an

1020
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: example is just specific names, specific ways people died, specific

1021
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: inside jokes, um, just him being able to really capture

1022
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: someone's like how they passed um how what what there didn't?

1023
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: Demeanor was like He'll just like but it's really funny though,

1024
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: because I mean it wasn't funny. It's like so tragic.

1025
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: But there's this one episode where he was um trying.

1026
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: He was talking to these two girls that he met

1027
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: at a like he met these two girls at a bar.

1028
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: He didn't meet them at a bar, but that's where

1029
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: he was doing the reading. And they were at the

1030
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: bar and they came in and he's like, this girl

1031
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: really likes to dance. But on the way there, he

1032
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: was getting signed. So they show him on the way

1033
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: there and he's like talking. He doesn't drive, so he's

1034
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: either talking to his mom or his assistant and he's like,

1035
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: he looks like mcaulay culkin. He is so sweet and

1036
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: just like so polite and just like kind of like

1037
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 1: a sat like a little bit of a sassy gay guy.

1038
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: He's he's just but he's so sweet and kind to

1039
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: these people. And he goes through so much because he

1040
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: deals with so much death and like talking to the

1041
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: dead and like feeling their feelings for whatever reason, like

1042
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: he can just like he doesn't even understand what he's

1043
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: what he's being able to process, like he doesn't have

1044
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: the answers for us, but um, it just is really

1045
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: emotional for him. So I actually feel like he suffers

1046
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: with a lot of depression. In fact, I know he

1047
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: does because his mom will be like, people don't know

1048
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: this about you, Tyler, but like you just stay in

1049
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: bed all day long on your days off, like you

1050
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: don't get out of bed. And He's like, yeah, I

1051
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: mean it's draining. And I'm like, oh my god, that's

1052
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: I relate to that so much because he's such a

1053
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: cheery person when he's like around these people and he's

1054
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: like so empathetic and like gives everything, and then on

1055
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: his days off, you don't recognize him because he's just

1056
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: so depressed. And he's like so like, I really I

1057
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: reached out to him on Instagram because I'm like, I

1058
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,959
Speaker 1: really relate to you. I like, not that I said

1059
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: I relate to you, but I just love him and

1060
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: I want him to be okay, and I want to

1061
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: be his friend, um and not so I can talk

1062
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: to my dad relatives, like I just want to know him.

1063
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: But so these this one, these two girls he meets

1064
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: up with, UM, they're like he's like so on the

1065
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: way here, I was really feeling like confused and like

1066
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: kind of like woozy and dizzy, almost like I'm drunk,

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00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: like really drunk. And they're like, m okay. And then

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00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: they're like he's like, I really like I feel like

1069
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna dance, but this person like really like

1070
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: to dance and like likes to have a good time.

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00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: They're like, that's her, that's her, that's her. She's coming through,

1072
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: and they're like, he's like, she's giving me these signs

1073
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: of like so he does a bunch of stuff that

1074
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: it's like obviously. He's like also like I'm just feeling

1075
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: like the way this person passed, it's very confusing, and

1076
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff going on, and there's like

1077
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: something coming from above own like I don't know what

1078
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: it is, and I'm like, oh, I know exactly what

1079
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: this is because the girls were like she loved country music.

1080
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: And then he's like, it's confusing, there's things coming from

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00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: this way down and I'm like it was the Vegas

1082
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: country music shooting and I nailed I mean, I don't

1083
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: want to say I nailed it, but I like called

1084
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: I was like I know what this is, and it was.

1085
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: But the funny thing, the thing that I found humorous

1086
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: out of this tragic situation was like they totally he

1087
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: on the way out, he's talking to his assistant afterwards,

1088
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: because on the way there, he's like, I'm just feeling

1089
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: like I'm drunk or something like I'm feeling really and

1090
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: he starts to get premonitions, even like the night before.

1091
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: He's going into these meetings and he never knows who

1092
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: he's going to meet with. And on the way out,

1093
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: his assistance like, how was it, and he's like, I

1094
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: don't know. It was just like this girl like she

1095
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: was lost, you know, she got shot in the Vegas

1096
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: Maus shooting and it was really sad because he's like

1097
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: describing like she was so confused and they totally the

1098
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: girls totally missed it. But he was like, she I

1099
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: just want to let you know that she passed, Like

1100
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: she wasn't in pain. It happened really fast and like

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00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: she was wasted as fuck. Like that was the part

1102
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: that like they kind of paused over and was like

1103
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 1: this girl, like not only was there a mass treating

1104
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: going on and people are going everywhere, but this girl

1105
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: was trashed and they were like she loved a party,

1106
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: but it was it was just an interesting thing that

1107
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: he was able to like. At the time, she was

1108
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: riding a mechanical bull, you know, so you know she

1109
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: was having a time of her life. She just took

1110
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: a shot of Yeager. I mean, yes, it is, it

1111
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: is what it is. It is. I just love like,

1112
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: like I like those things because it's like he leads

1113
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: up to it and like someone could guess, like he

1114
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: could guess really all, like he's had to really messed up,

1115
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: you know, I want to see the out take. I

1116
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: mean there was one time though, where he keeps saying

1117
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: something and they're like, we don't know what that is,

1118
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: Like we we don't recognize everysode. He's like, it's a

1119
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: little old lady and she's wearing like and they're just

1120
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: like no, and he's like, god, I just keep adding

1121
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: this like I want her to get out of here,

1122
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: but this woman keeps coming through. And then he was like,

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01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: is there anyone like in this vicinity like that maybe

1124
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: is here right now? Like and they're like our neighbor

1125
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: and he's like, can you ask her to come out?

1126
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: And this neighbor comes out like in a mask, and

1127
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: this whole show is shot during COVID, but you wouldn't

1128
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: know it because they always try to hide that. This

1129
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: woman comes out in a mask, she's walking her dog,

1130
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: and she's like, He's like, I'm sorry, I don't mean

1131
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: to involve you in this. Is there any way that

1132
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: you And she's like, oh my god, oh my god,

1133
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: like starts freaking out. Totally not a plant, like I

1134
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: know when TV is like fucking with me. I'm such

1135
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: a skeptic to all of it. There was another time

1136
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: where there was supposed to be a woman there um

1137
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: and she didn't show up because she was like two

1138
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: affected by it, like her son and her husband like

1139
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: killed themselves in the same year and she found them

1140
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: and it was just so tragic that I'm probably she

1141
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: didn't want to be on camera. And he kept seeing

1142
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: he kept hearing jingling keys, even on the way there.

1143
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: He's like, I keep getting jingling keys. And so he

1144
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: gets there and the two women that are there like, no,

1145
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: we don't know what that is. And they called their

1146
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: aunt afterwards and we're like, do you know I think

1147
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: about keys? And she's like, are you kidding me? Are

1148
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: you serious? They're like he said they were jingling keys?

1149
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: And she's like, I have their keys and I like

1150
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: play with them all the time, and they could never

1151
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: find their keys. And it was our big running jokes,

1152
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: like so many inside jokes like that, Like it's made

1153
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: me a true believer in the afterlife and like I'm

1154
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: just gonna haunt the funk out of you if something

1155
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: ever happens to me. Just know that, like I'm gonna

1156
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: be like, just couldn't can I can I ask you?

1157
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? Though? Does it go into

1158
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,479
Speaker 1: like how he got his start, because I always wonder

1159
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: how did they find out that there they they have

1160
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: this talent? Did he do like one celebrity like like Madonna?

1161
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: And then it like I don't know how they got

1162
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: into the celebrity realm so so much, but I do

1163
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: know that his first premonition was like about his grandmother,

1164
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 1: Like his mom just like got the phone one day

1165
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: and he and he was was like he had up

1166
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: he had a feeling his grandma. He just like knew

1167
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: she was dead. Like one day he was like I know,

1168
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: he like sat up in bed or something, and then

1169
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: his mom came in the room, was like Grandma just died.

1170
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: And He's like and then he just like he had

1171
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: an old teacher come in and his teacher was like,

1172
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: this kid was quiet the whole whole year. He was like,

1173
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: you know, he's like this gay kid and this like

1174
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: kind of rural northern California or like southern California county.

1175
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: And his teacher was like, one day I found out

1176
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: my mother in law died and I was sitting in

1177
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 1: class and I just taught and like I was kind

1178
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: of exhausted and I was just trying to phone it

1179
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: in and afterwards, Tyler just sat there and was like,

1180
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: you know, um, and she was like Tyler, what do

1181
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: you need? And he's like, I just want you to know.

1182
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: Like she's really glad that you got the kids to

1183
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: like you, Like she waited until she saw the kids,

1184
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: and it was really cool of you to get the

1185
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: kids there, and she's like, what are you talking about.

1186
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: He's like, Lucille says I Like, like Lucille is like

1187
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: really proud of you, and she's like no one called

1188
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: her Lucille. We all called her Nan. And I had

1189
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: made it so that the kids get to say goodbye

1190
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: to her, like I'd rushed the kids there because we

1191
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,479
Speaker 1: knew she was going and she held on for the kids.

1192
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: What I've learned is that a lot of people hold

1193
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: on and like can die, like can wait to die,

1194
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: and a lot of people that's what like, there's a

1195
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: lot of people being like, I waited till you got there,

1196
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: that he waited and I'm just waiting for him to

1197
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 1: tell someone like the person doesn't forgive you. They don't

1198
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: like they died in pain because everyone's like there there

1199
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: was no they forgive you, and you know stuff like that.

1200
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: So I mean, I'm sure they just don't show that

1201
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: stuff because it's so heartbreaking and he is such a

1202
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: sweet boy that you can tell that he would maybe

1203
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: keep that back and keep that to himself. I just

1204
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: love him so much. I really recommend the show. So

1205
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: that's our show today. Thank you for listening, sor sorry,

1206
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: We're we love you. We'll be here to borrow and

1207
01:03:51,320 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: we'll find out what God listen Topeka and Sharrow Jack