Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: We've been in like sync the past couple of days.
Speaker 1: Like I noticed there was a couple of moments where
Speaker 1: like you and I said the exact same thing at
Speaker 1: the exact same time, even like the ooh I like
Speaker 1: the pauses and everything, and we were sitting on the
Speaker 1: couch and literally no one noticed it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's just me being invisible to the
Speaker 1: rest of them and just hearing you, or if it's
Speaker 1: just they're so used to it that it doesn't even
Speaker 1: phase them anymore that we're so in sync.
Speaker 2: I think it's also because when everybody was here, it
Speaker 2: was like thirteen people in the living room. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's easy for me to steal the show because my
Speaker 2: big boobs, Like when I walk in the room, they
Speaker 2: usually they like perk up a little bit like magnets
Speaker 2: and they start like.
Speaker 1: Can I it's really really crazy. It's like cybernetic almost.
Speaker 1: It's like cyborg looking at you.
Speaker 2: I just realized I had a dream where we got
Speaker 2: into a huge fight and it was like gnarly and
Speaker 2: it was like uh, but it was like we like
Speaker 2: barked at each other like pretty crazy, then walked away
Speaker 2: and o Ryan was here and she came up to
Speaker 2: me and she was like, oh my god. And I
Speaker 2: was like, it'll fucking leave it alone.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, that's literally how it is.
Speaker 2: I was like, it'll just fucking we'll talk to each
Speaker 2: other later.
Speaker 1: So my family back in Texas they found a photo
Speaker 1: box that we haven't gone through in probably fifteen years.
Speaker 1: We all thought it got thrown away, and there were
Speaker 1: a few photos of me as an infant in there
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen yet. And I know I've already
Speaker 1: showed you infant photos of me, but this one is
Speaker 1: especially awful and terrible and disgusting and nasty, and I
Speaker 1: it genuinely convinced me even further that I was switched
Speaker 1: at birth because this isn't me, like this is a
Speaker 1: baby that was born. And then three minutes later I
Speaker 1: came into the picture because this does not look like
Speaker 1: me at all. I think I've already showed you, but
Speaker 1: this really fed up, like why switched up? And it's this,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, my skin is like.
Speaker 2: Like you lived through Chernobyl.
Speaker 1: No, I look like the cover of Come and see
Speaker 1: insert that picture for the girls. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: So why are you? Why is your mouth like that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you look like swollen? Where are like.
Speaker 2: Put a hot pan on your life?
Speaker 1: I know I look like a Sorry, I look like
Speaker 1: a burn. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It looks like your mom was really into sleeping with
Speaker 2: the blow dryer next to her and then you rolled over.
Speaker 1: Well that's literally my dad, My dad.
Speaker 3: Whoa. Yeah, you look like a little piece of beef jerky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look really gross. Due said that made me
Speaker 2: crack up. I was like, saying that about an infant
Speaker 2: is so funny.
Speaker 1: Like the face card. Literally, but yeah, I was switched
Speaker 1: at birth.
Speaker 2: It's a pitch.
Speaker 1: It's always been like a theory of mine and Madalens
Speaker 1: that like, Okay, we don't look like either of our parents, Like,
Speaker 1: sure there's some similar features, but like, it's not enough
Speaker 1: to convince me that they are fully my parents. Like
Speaker 1: I love them like my parents enough when I find
Speaker 1: out that they aren't my genetic parents are what the
Speaker 1: biological parents, I will still love them the same because
Speaker 1: they raised me to be the person I am. But
Speaker 1: I am convinced that they're not my parents. You.
Speaker 2: I think you look like your mom, but also I
Speaker 2: think you look like your mom.
Speaker 4: Maybe not your dad.
Speaker 2: Your dad is pretty random.
Speaker 1: He's super random.
Speaker 4: Corey.
Speaker 1: He was like generating, maybe my mom cheated on my father.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just talking about the different dads.
Speaker 1: Well, Madeline looks like my dad, Like, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Madeline has my dad's nose. I have my mom's nose.
Speaker 1: But where are the freckles? Let's talk about it. Where
Speaker 1: are the moles?
Speaker 2: Does your mom have freckles?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, well, you just have skin cancer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I forgot about those.
Speaker 2: Grow those girl over time. You're just lucky. You're one
Speaker 2: of the lucky ones.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I don't think I look like my parents, but then
Speaker 2: sometimes I see I looked when I was fourteen, I
Speaker 2: looked like my da, exactly like my dad when he
Speaker 2: was fourteen, like because he just had like we had
Speaker 2: the same facial structure and I don't know why, but
Speaker 2: we just looked like. I looked like my dad did
Speaker 2: from fourteen to twenty, when I was like fourteen to
Speaker 2: sixteen or seventeen, and then maybe I started looking a
Speaker 2: little more like my mom. But I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I look like my mom. I feel I feel like
Speaker 2: I look more like my dad, like I share more
Speaker 2: features with him, but.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: WHOA something as serious ugly ass fucking babies. Dude, you
Speaker 2: were disgusting, like.
Speaker 1: I look like I'm melting. You know this also like
Speaker 1: confirmed for me that, like my lopsided face, which I'm
Speaker 1: so insecure about. So if anybody one of y'all comment
Speaker 1: that about my lopside and face, it goes straight to
Speaker 1: my heart like a fucking dagger, and I die and
Speaker 1: I want to die. Isn't from like sleeping on the
Speaker 1: side of my body, It's from like the womb in
Speaker 1: the way my face formed, Like, no, you don't have
Speaker 1: flopsided yes, I do, look at that.
Speaker 2: No, it's the angle. You're just like crumbly, like why
Speaker 2: are you grown?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh hell no, bitch, wait what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I know you had serious blood flow issues, like something
Speaker 1: was seriously wrong. Like it's really odd, is what.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because it's not like y'all like whoa, she
Speaker 2: was fully missing pigment and like so much of her body.
Speaker 1: I mean it is like we did share womb for
Speaker 1: twelve months or nine months?
Speaker 2: Happened twins, because I've seen cute twin photos.
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, we got cute. Like, look, they
Speaker 1: sent me a photo where we eventually like got cute.
Speaker 1: But this is just another lopsided photo of my face.
Speaker 1: But you eventually got cute look like your milk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really really jarring, and you know what's.
Speaker 2: Awesome as your mom thought y'all were beautiful, So it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I know. That's the only thing that matters.
Speaker 2: Is I'm really bad with that. Like, I won't like,
Speaker 2: I would never go up to somebody's baby and be like,
Speaker 2: you have an ugly baby until they're grown up and
Speaker 2: maybe like not so ugly, because then you could like
Speaker 2: call a baby photo of someone you love ugly because
Speaker 2: they're not ugly anymore.
Speaker 1: If you can't fix it in five seconds, don't say it.
Speaker 2: But I won't be calling your baby beautiful if you
Speaker 2: have an ugly baby. Like I've met babies that I
Speaker 2: find really repulsive and nasty. I'm just like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, she's a baby.
Speaker 1: Wow you did that.
Speaker 2: That's why I say, I say you ate he.
Speaker 1: Stopped the face Clary is not good finding. Well, I've
Speaker 1: been I don't know if this is a universal experience
Speaker 1: for everyone else, but I've been on Irish Chinese food TikTok,
Speaker 1: and it's the craziest, most diable.
Speaker 2: Because is it just Chinese food or did they like
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's it's not like I know, like Americans
Speaker 1: aren't probably aren't doing Chinese food right, but they are
Speaker 1: one hundred percent one hundred percent doing it wrong because
Speaker 1: like they like it's like gray matter. It's like fucking
Speaker 1: brain matter in gray and like they pile it all
Speaker 1: onto a plate and then pour like disgusting curry, gravy
Speaker 1: and sweet and sour sauce all over it and make
Speaker 1: it into this like literal mound of like rice and
Speaker 1: apparently like there's no seasoning on it because they're all
Speaker 1: fucking white, and so they have to like adapt to
Speaker 1: them to sell Like it's sad, but like there's no
Speaker 1: season there's it's gray food. It's like you would look
Speaker 1: at it, which I would eat the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: I mean there is some reds forty and that's the
Speaker 1: only thing that I thought, like, But they also say
Speaker 1: I got a Chinese like they captured someone. Like they're
Speaker 1: always like I got a Chinese food, Like that's how
Speaker 1: they say it. When they introduced their fucking food.
Speaker 2: Do does Ireland have like a language of its own
Speaker 2: or is it just English? Just weird ass English? Celtic
Speaker 2: Celtic girl, No, that's the skirts they wear.
Speaker 1: No Celtic.
Speaker 3: I Thoughtltic skirt.
Speaker 1: That went over my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just such a dumb girl. Y'all thought I
Speaker 2: was serious.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm looking for the Irish
Speaker 1: food TikTok.
Speaker 2: Well, my favorite memory of like the first because do
Speaker 2: y'all remember the first time you had certain foods or no?
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I actually was able to
Speaker 1: eat chuck e cheese. No no CEC's pizza.
Speaker 2: Well, I remember the first time I like saw somebody
Speaker 2: with like Chinese food and I really wanted it. And
Speaker 2: it was in my daycare and I was friends with
Speaker 2: the daughters of the people who ran the daycare. Did
Speaker 2: anyone order a.
Speaker 4: Chinese or a Chinese tonight? I've been craving a Chinese
Speaker 4: for so long and I thought we could to shut
Speaker 4: up together.
Speaker 5: I got two curries and sweet and sour because I
Speaker 5: can't just have one sauce and egg fried rice. What
Speaker 5: is your go to Chinese order?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not like it's too bad so far, was
Speaker 2: that somebody.
Speaker 1: Eating her ass up? But look they pilot all on
Speaker 1: the plate. Oh and then they pour everything all over it.
Speaker 1: It's really shocking.
Speaker 5: Put sweet and sour on first, and curry sauce. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, I am so excited, and then some crispy seaweed?
Speaker 2: Is that seaweed? Did you called it cabbage? Why did
Speaker 2: she do that? Do they like prepare it like that?
Speaker 1: They all prepare like that. Every video I've seen on
Speaker 1: TikTok has been prepared like that.
Speaker 2: I could not survive in the UK.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and what in the world is seaweed cabin?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was like, that's just seaweed?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also that meme where it's like, why do people in
Speaker 1: Europe still eat like they're like Russian bomber spyplanes like
Speaker 1: flying overhead dropping bombs like they're eating like their beans
Speaker 1: and toast And I.
Speaker 2: Will give it to the UK. Beans and toast is late.
Speaker 2: And I think I've said that before, like, but beans,
Speaker 2: like the English breakfast that is a fire breakfast to me, Like,
Speaker 2: and to me, that's like maybe if it was black beans,
Speaker 2: it's never the.
Speaker 1: One we got in New York that was the most
Speaker 1: bollicle thing I've ever put in my body. It was
Speaker 1: rancid and horrific.
Speaker 2: But I can get with some beans and toasts, Like
Speaker 2: I love refried beans on toast. Try it. Don't knock
Speaker 2: it till you try it. It tastes actually so good.
Speaker 2: It's like dehydrated nutella without the sweetness, but it's that
Speaker 2: kind of texture.
Speaker 1: What were you saying about the first food you tried
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: Oh, the first time I saw somebody eating Chinese food
Speaker 2: and I was like, damn, I really really want that,
Speaker 2: because my family wasn't, like, actually, that's a lie. We
Speaker 2: did have a spot that we always.
Speaker 1: Ordered from China.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a Chinese bffet. We went to a lot,
Speaker 2: but there was a spot we usually ordered from. But
Speaker 2: the first time I actually saw it and wanted it,
Speaker 2: even though my family would eat it often, was at
Speaker 2: daycare because I was friends with the daughters of the
Speaker 2: people who ran the daycare, and during naptime, the daughters
Speaker 2: like got up and left, and I was like, where.
Speaker 3: Are you all going?
Speaker 2: Like where's everybody going? And then I heard them talking
Speaker 2: to their mom and they like I heard bags and
Speaker 2: things coming out of bags, and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And then I started to smell the food
Speaker 2: and I was like, fuck, I really want food. So
Speaker 2: then I acted like I woke up from a nap
Speaker 2: and I was like, can I use the bag room?
Speaker 2: Like I woke up, and I was like can I
Speaker 2: use the bedroom? And they were like okay, yeah, And
Speaker 2: I went to his brother. I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: think I'm going to be able to sleep again.
Speaker 6: I'm so hungry and she was like, okay, fine, do
Speaker 6: you want some food?
Speaker 4: I was like yes, please, please, And then they gave.
Speaker 2: Me food, and then the daughter taught me that, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got a Chinese and then she the daughter taught
Speaker 2: me that you like she would put like duck sauce
Speaker 2: and soy sauce in her fried rice, and then I
Speaker 2: tried it, and I remember like that was also the
Speaker 2: first time as a kid, like somebody showed me the
Speaker 2: way they would eat their favorite thing. And I was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: this changes everything. And I don't know why I want
Speaker 2: to say that, but I remember that. And her name
Speaker 2: was Jade, the girl who gave me. She was actually
Speaker 2: a set of twins and they were really cute.
Speaker 1: So what's your excuse, I'm white?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually literally.
Speaker 1: White baby is a spile when they're born. Like, really,
Speaker 1: look at any white baby, infant baby.
Speaker 3: I was really cute.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that for a split second.
Speaker 1: Actually, I want to see you as a baby.
Speaker 3: Can get find one right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 2: Well, I decided that I never need to see a
Speaker 2: man's toes ever again, like seeing like something about seeing
Speaker 2: a man's toes is so nasty and like fucking rancid,
Speaker 2: and I literally can't see it and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 4: Like man's like legs, like even a man's legs.
Speaker 2: Like if there's a man who I've only seen in
Speaker 2: jeans and pants and the first time I see his legs,
Speaker 2: I'm literally.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to see your feet either.
Speaker 2: That's funny because every time I have them out in
Speaker 2: the house, you take pictures and that's why I have
Speaker 2: to wear slippers in the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I do take pictures of your feet.
Speaker 1: And I don't think that's a problem because I'm just
Speaker 1: keeping tabs and I and I tell you, you know,
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'm like, you need to get a
Speaker 1: betic cure soon. Like the freaks are gonna like eat
Speaker 1: that up, like seeing random people's feet like it's horrid.
Speaker 1: Farm it's it's really like seeing like a penis like
Speaker 1: literally the equivalent.
Speaker 2: Also toes are so nasty, like they are literally like
Speaker 2: why are they like veloscer raptor Like yeah, it looks
Speaker 2: like men when they walk in the shoes, Like it's
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Like twinkie men, Like twinky feet are skinny.
Speaker 2: Skinny men's feet are really really scary.
Speaker 1: But it mayes literally it's and I'm just like seeing
Speaker 1: like I hate like men's thigh hair because it's like so.
Speaker 2: Like why girl, you need to get like I don't
Speaker 2: know what needs to happen, but then you used to
Speaker 2: be conditioner and it needs to be.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I say to women too. I'm like,
Speaker 1: cut all your fucking hair off your nasty body all
Speaker 1: that night. I actually do.
Speaker 2: Think men should like cater to their leg hair because some.
Speaker 4: Men's leg hair I'm like, whoa, you have no business.
Speaker 2: Yours is pretty like yours isn't too crazy. There are
Speaker 2: some men whose leg hair was really nasty. I'm just
Speaker 2: honestly evening out the playing field, Like men should start
Speaker 2: have to take care of their feet because women are
Speaker 2: expected to. But Also, women's feet in general are just prettier.
Speaker 2: Like men had nasty feet, women have pretty feet. And
Speaker 2: that's just the way God did it. And it's because
Speaker 2: men were supposed to like dig their toes into the
Speaker 2: dirt so that they are like stable enough to like.
Speaker 1: Swing them and throw their nails, and women were pretty.
Speaker 2: Feet to stand in the kitchen. So like that's just
Speaker 2: the way it was made.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I actually agree with you on that one,
Speaker 1: and that women should shave their bodies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh period.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at? Did you find a picture
Speaker 2: of yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I found a couple.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that, I want to say, just
Speaker 1: before it leaves my brain, but when I clip my
Speaker 1: fingernails and toenails, like there's something to it where like
Speaker 1: there's like epigenetic memories inside of my fingernails or some shit,
Speaker 1: because like when I cut them, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: when I cut them, I feel ten percent weaker. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something serious about nails, like they
Speaker 1: are made to climb trees and make you feel stronger,
Speaker 1: and like the nails were.
Speaker 2: Ever strong enough to like give you grip.
Speaker 1: Like that I know, but I'm just saying like there's
Speaker 1: something to it, maybe in like the past, like I'm memorized.
Speaker 2: There's something to it, like.
Speaker 4: You I was only like climbing tree.
Speaker 1: There's something to it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna climb your tree tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, Yeah, you are? All right? I want
Speaker 1: to see Kai.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's another one.
Speaker 2: Are you sending it to us? So we have to
Speaker 2: stand up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll send it to you guys.
Speaker 1: So this is like the one is so crazy crazy
Speaker 1: lit Okay, So I think I was like six.
Speaker 3: And that.
Speaker 2: Oh Kai, that's just a picture of you in face?
Speaker 2: App what that's just you from face?
Speaker 1: You're you're trying to convince me that you're six years old?
Speaker 2: Here, Bro, why did you take a picture of your
Speaker 2: whole thing? And then you have eight million pictures of
Speaker 2: yourself down there?
Speaker 1: It's like one of those things where you change from
Speaker 1: a lizard to like a human being.
Speaker 2: Also, you know what's crazy? This used to be technology
Speaker 2: that was literally only kept behind doors for like missing people,
Speaker 2: and now we just have it on our iPhone. Wait,
Speaker 2: is that actually you?
Speaker 3: That's pretty cute?
Speaker 4: You look like a little girl.
Speaker 2: That's a cute baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Kai, and Daddy, that's what they say
Speaker 1: about us, Kai and Daddy, I'm daddy. Hello.
Speaker 2: I'm actually so jealous of people who are as old
Speaker 2: as you and had video cameras as kids cameras like iconic.
Speaker 4: Or no, because you know what it is. It actually
Speaker 4: is crazy because I feel.
Speaker 2: Like when we were growing, digital cameras were like the
Speaker 2: new thing, Like in like the really early two thousands,
Speaker 2: people would switch like I have a bunch of pictures
Speaker 2: of us, like as kids from film cameras. Like my
Speaker 2: family was big disposable camera.
Speaker 1: They were like ahead of the fucking curve, just like anybody's.
Speaker 2: Have a disposable camera instead of just buying a film camera.
Speaker 1: They're just like trendsetters, like they they started using film
Speaker 1: cameras early on, and like now everybody wants.
Speaker 2: I know, everybody wants to do what my family created.
Speaker 2: Yeahat us, starting Kodak was like a really big risk,
Speaker 2: but I'm really glad we did it because now we're
Speaker 2: like so well long.
Speaker 1: I know they're like rich and shit, but like.
Speaker 2: I feel like we were growing up, like right when
Speaker 2: digital cameras were becoming accessible to families, they were still
Speaker 2: really expensive to have a digital camera. I saw this
Speaker 2: thing the other day that like one of those older TVs,
Speaker 2: like the box ones, was two thousand dollars when they
Speaker 2: first started rolling out, which is fucking insane.
Speaker 3: Oh, like the big screen one, Yeah, like.
Speaker 2: A twenty seven inch like fucking like box ass TV,
Speaker 2: Like the crtvs were like two thousand dollars. But I
Speaker 2: looked it up and like digital cameras that now were
Speaker 2: like fucking thirty bucks were literally like seven hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: So it was still like a big feat to have one.
Speaker 2: But my family finally got one in like two thousand
Speaker 2: and six, but then from then on, I don't even
Speaker 2: there's like this huge gap of photos because my family,
Speaker 2: I think, was like so much more into using like
Speaker 2: film cameras than digital cameras, so like the ones they got,
Speaker 2: they never really used. And there were only two tapes
Speaker 2: that I've found for my household, and they were like
Speaker 2: for my family's work, Like my dad remodels homes, and
Speaker 2: he had like before and after videos of like the
Speaker 2: homes he had done to show to clients, but we
Speaker 2: like didn't have I have no videos of me talking.
Speaker 1: Before fourteen, my brothers they got like a mini DV
Speaker 1: camera for Christmas. One year, and the only videos I
Speaker 1: have of me talking from that age are like me
Speaker 1: cussing because they thought it was hilarious and they would
Speaker 1: just make me cuss, and then them beating the shit
Speaker 1: out of me, and then them forcing me and mattle
Speaker 1: on to do like jackass stunts and like rolling as
Speaker 1: downhills and ship in cars. And I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: them for that footage because they still have it all
Speaker 1: and that would be like really funny just to like
Speaker 1: to watch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I literally get like a pain of envy when I
Speaker 2: see videos of people when they were younger. But I
Speaker 2: feel like people who were born in like ninety six
Speaker 2: and before usually are more likely to have like a
Speaker 2: plethora of videos because in the mid nineties is when
Speaker 2: it became also super.
Speaker 1: By Seth Rogan like Hill by Seth.
Speaker 2: Is that the name of the movie.
Speaker 1: Mid Nineties by Rogan Hill by Rogan Hill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you nailed that. True?
Speaker 4: Wait is that actually the name of that movie?
Speaker 3: It's called mid Nineties but true Schizophrenic And it's.
Speaker 2: No Rogan Hill. You said Rogan Hill, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: By Rogan Hill, Jonah Hill gizophrenic one.
Speaker 2: I know, Yeah, it's Rogan Hill.
Speaker 1: I don't And oh oh Roman Hill. Oh no, it
Speaker 1: is more wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, because there's Roman Hill and then there's
Speaker 2: Seth Rogan. That's why we keep getting a messages because
Speaker 2: Seth Rogan makes the weak stuff. Rogan Hill is the director.
Speaker 1: Mid nineties of skateboarding content.
Speaker 3: There's really no hope for you guys with this.
Speaker 1: The craziest thing about Roman Hill was he was a YouTuber,
Speaker 1: a skateboarder YouTuber, and he also had cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he always liked them so much that he
Speaker 2: was like, there should be my job.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. But it became
Speaker 2: like a I think it was more common for people
Speaker 2: to have it also if you had older siblings, like
Speaker 2: all my homies with like a big age gap between
Speaker 2: their other siblings usually have videos on themselves because they
Speaker 2: had like some older sibling who was like a teenager
Speaker 2: when they were young, ye got the family camera. I
Speaker 2: was like bored and was like my film people.
Speaker 1: My younger I mean my older brothers and sisters, they
Speaker 1: all have like an insane amount of footage of them
Speaker 1: when they were a kid, in an insane amount of photos.
Speaker 1: And then when it got to me and Madeline. They
Speaker 1: were just like, okay, like, what are we going to
Speaker 1: do with these photos?
Speaker 3: I mean, we know why they didn't want to take Yeah.
Speaker 1: My father loved me.
Speaker 2: I swear I wouldn't want photo documentation of y'all until
Speaker 2: you got like normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for show old jelly.
Speaker 1: Really cute baby, these crispy jelly beans.
Speaker 3: There's an old video of me as a baby, and like,
Speaker 3: my dad comes into the kitchen and I'm sitting on
Speaker 3: the counter and I'm covered in peanut butter, and I'm like, uh,
Speaker 3: it's really cute.
Speaker 2: That's not you.
Speaker 1: There's no the viral peanut butter baby is you.
Speaker 2: That would make sense because you're like, what fifty, Now
Speaker 2: that's actually fucking amazing. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I just never told you guys that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be cool if you like were able to
Speaker 2: monetize that. But now you're just like fifty and.
Speaker 3: You're like fifty, it's weird.
Speaker 2: He's forty eight, Okay, Yeah, but I just round up
Speaker 2: with people's age.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna transition to conversation and I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: some things out loud, and I want to get your reaction.
Speaker 2: I really have to poop.
Speaker 1: Benda ruse.
Speaker 2: Is that a candy or something that's like I know
Speaker 2: what that is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, zoo books, Yeah, slushy magic. Is that that thing
Speaker 1: that you squished that you fucked? Yeah, that's why it
Speaker 1: was the first pocket pussy I ever had. Like it
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, I lost my virginity.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really good one because you can
Speaker 2: do it. However, it's your means. You you probably still
Speaker 2: use any but you have to squish it like this.
Speaker 1: You know that ship was like maybe no, that ship
Speaker 1: got rotten quick, like I had to throw that, you know.
Speaker 4: I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I was like what if I just one episode had
Speaker 2: my vibrate or hanging here charging like buzzing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just wanted to. But bender rus are
Speaker 1: like a like these are all like TV like ads
Speaker 1: of toys that.
Speaker 2: I remember like something about it is purple but bend rous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. They're like the little like they're almost
Speaker 1: like pipe cleaners, but they're made out of like wax
Speaker 1: in metal and you like can form them.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: There was like a kangaroo, like a cereal with a
Speaker 2: kangaroo as a mascot.
Speaker 1: This is bendaroo.
Speaker 2: Actually I've never seen that in my life. WHOA, really,
Speaker 2: I've never seen you in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kungaroos, I've never heard of that either. What is
Speaker 1: this from? But yeah, lost my virginity to a slushy magic.
Speaker 1: Listen to a photo of all three of those when
Speaker 1: they go down, or when I say.
Speaker 2: Them, when it goes down.
Speaker 1: This guy, Oh, dunk a ruse, dunk a ruse. That
Speaker 1: is what I'm thinking of, dunkaroos. Okay, well, let's transition
Speaker 1: the conversation again and talk about the absolute choke hold
Speaker 1: san Rio has on the girls. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: You know what's awesome is uh san Rio was just
Speaker 2: a small gift shop that was originally selling a lot
Speaker 2: of Snoopy stuff. So it was like a small gift
Speaker 2: shop that this man had owned. And then he I
Speaker 2: think he started like licensing out Snoopy products because like
Speaker 2: getting licenses to make Snoopy products because he realized after
Speaker 2: having a few Snoopy items in the store that those
Speaker 2: were like flying off the shelf. And then he was
Speaker 2: just like for a while getting licenses from the Snoopy
Speaker 2: like whoe our owned Snoopy to make a few products.
Speaker 2: But then after a while of him becoming like a
Speaker 2: store that people would come for snoopy stuff. He was
Speaker 2: just like, dude, I need to make my own character
Speaker 2: because I could be like creating a whole new franchise
Speaker 2: instead of just like giving money to this franchise. And
Speaker 2: then they made Hello Kitty. And also when they made
Speaker 2: the Hello Kitty cartoon, he was so against Hello Kitty
Speaker 2: having a mouth, and that was like a big issue
Speaker 2: that he was like, she shouldn't have a mouth. She's
Speaker 2: never had a mouth, why would she have a mouth.
Speaker 2: And then she would argue because it seems like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, well I didn't even think about it like that.
Speaker 3: It was like a meaning behind that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, did you know that Hello Kitties from London?
Speaker 1: London?
Speaker 2: Which yeah, because I were really infatuated in that time,
Speaker 2: like with London, and they were all like, we really
Speaker 2: want to go to London, Like that's like the spot
Speaker 2: in like seventy actually maybe even before Hello Kitties, like
Speaker 2: actually the oldest boned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, London was like the town for a while and
Speaker 1: then it became New York and Paris and now it's
Speaker 1: la like because we're.
Speaker 2: Here, oh no, nineteen seventy four, Oh my god, she's
Speaker 2: like fifty, she's fucking haggardy.
Speaker 1: She's got to quit it age.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: This was the first thing they made was this. Uh
Speaker 2: they made like a little pocket book a pocket, right,
Speaker 2: a little coin pocket thing.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what were you insinuating? I know, trying to
Speaker 3: say a pocket pussy.
Speaker 1: I don't say that word. God, I would never say
Speaker 1: that word.
Speaker 2: You can, I use you like a pocket ussy.
Speaker 4: Someone told me that.
Speaker 2: Saying ussy is worse than saying pussy, but I don't
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 1: You know, the p word is literally scary.
Speaker 2: I love saying ussy. That's my new thing is saying
Speaker 2: ussy instead of pussy, because pussy is a lot.
Speaker 1: My My new thing is saying the house. Like I'll
Speaker 1: just say, like, oh, that camera is the house, or
Speaker 1: like hello, the house. It's just something me and my
Speaker 1: friend's made up and that we like say to each other.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but like, can you like this that.
Speaker 1: Headband is the house? No, no, no, it's not referring to
Speaker 1: the house like in the house, it's just the house.
Speaker 2: Okay. I'll try to implement that, but it seems a
Speaker 2: bit confusing and hard.
Speaker 6: To get up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we did make it up. Me and
Speaker 1: my friends made.
Speaker 3: Can I try my penis is the house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That works, he's.
Speaker 2: Having So it's your This is the most sun that's
Speaker 2: ever come into this room while we've ever been on you.
Speaker 2: I know. Wait, why am I mister bright Side looks.
Speaker 1: Like mister bright sad? Yeah, okay, well, let's transition again,
Speaker 1: because I have so many notes.
Speaker 4: You need to stop saying let's transition. You can just.
Speaker 2: Start a new sentence.
Speaker 1: What why is that that? Why is that that? Why
Speaker 1: is this bad? No?
Speaker 2: Because it's fucking weird in a conversation. Imagine we were
Speaker 2: just talking and I'm like, all right, so let's transition
Speaker 2: to the next topic. Saying that conversation.
Speaker 3: Very natural, it's it would like snap me out of
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It literally like makes it feel like we're following like
Speaker 2: I don't know, like it makes me scared.
Speaker 1: You're saying that, Well, okay, I'm actively trying to beat
Speaker 1: the U drew Print allegations and it's really hard for me.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me actually because I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the drew Print, but like it just just forced
Speaker 1: onto me.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because like it's hard to look at you
Speaker 2: and not want to beat you. Because you're so gorgeous,
Speaker 2: But are you naturally gorgeous? Or have you had work done?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, there's something wrong with getting work done.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: Literally, just it pushed into my face. Man, that she's bullshit.
Speaker 1: I mean, more power is you if you get it done,
Speaker 1: Like I'm happy for you, but you.
Speaker 2: Sound really condescending about.
Speaker 3: It though, like Drew print, is that like when it
Speaker 3: presses up against the.
Speaker 2: Sweatpants, the gray sweatpant challenge, you don't play that enough,
Speaker 2: like I missed that in the house.
Speaker 1: No, the thing is is, I'm not off this transition
Speaker 1: to conversation because like I'm making this fucking conversation flow
Speaker 1: by saying that, because it would just be silent if
Speaker 1: I wasn't bringing you top it would not it would
Speaker 1: be silent.
Speaker 2: You can bring the topics, but just like a normal
Speaker 2: conversation saying all right, so let's.
Speaker 1: Transition conversation done that.
Speaker 4: You've never done that.
Speaker 2: So it's like so confusing for to like hear you
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: You know this is bullshit. I'm being attacked for doing
Speaker 1: my job.
Speaker 2: Since Drew has been sober now in the friend group,
Speaker 2: he's the Drew ber so we don't have to call Uber.
Speaker 1: We have drew Bery like Uber them around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I made that up and it was awesome
Speaker 2: when I did, and like everybody picked me up on
Speaker 2: a chair and like took me down the streets like
Speaker 2: a little parade, and then I got dropped off at home.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice. And I your parade.
Speaker 2: Is coming up. Wait, is that is that June? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your parin a month the way, No, your month, the
Speaker 2: whole month for you is coming up.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Are you going to.
Speaker 1: Celebrate Spanic Carritage Month?
Speaker 2: No, you're you're not. You were not.
Speaker 3: Work' the one that's not the one referencing.
Speaker 2: It's you know, you go into Target, you know special.
Speaker 1: Times a week for veterans. I swear to God, like
Speaker 1: even a month for that, you know. No, I swear
Speaker 1: like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: No, it's that special time of year when you walk
Speaker 2: into Target and you feel something is happening. And it's
Speaker 2: because there's so many nice decorations for you.
Speaker 1: Merch month, That's what it is, right, It's when all.
Speaker 2: The companies get to get together and make more money
Speaker 2: than they've ever made. All.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's really interesting.
Speaker 2: Me and Drew decided we're going to drop Pride merch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, emergency allies, Yeah, emergency or you come merchant.
Speaker 1: We're gonna say we're going to donate it, but super smart.
Speaker 2: Well, because therefore we're making the merch for allies. So
Speaker 2: it's just going to say, like, I'm not gay, but
Speaker 2: I know some people who are.
Speaker 1: Am I gay, but I like kind of support the
Speaker 1: cause I'm.
Speaker 2: Not gay, So don't ever mistake me for that in
Speaker 2: terms of like my support the lifestyle. I'm okay with
Speaker 2: you guys for now.
Speaker 3: Dude. One time I was Withdrew and we ordered an
Speaker 3: Uber and you open the app and he saw that
Speaker 3: the line was Andrew said, I'm not getting in that
Speaker 3: car and I.
Speaker 1: Literally like, wasn't gonna get in? This is crazy. I
Speaker 1: stopped using Uber that day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because why did they do that? Well, Well, you
Speaker 2: could have seen it like Rainbow Road from Mario Car.
Speaker 2: What if it was just a Mario movie.
Speaker 1: Drew walked out.
Speaker 3: Of Mario movie when that scene came on.
Speaker 1: It's never that never that.
Speaker 2: Never Well, yeah, your month is coming, so we're gonna
Speaker 2: do something special for for Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck, I got something to say. I like literally
Speaker 1: completely forget.
Speaker 2: What if I literally got everybody to like bombard and
Speaker 2: harass you all month, that would.
Speaker 4: Be fucked up.
Speaker 1: Like, No, I would eat that up. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I would literally love that. That's like my
Speaker 1: dream is to be yes, Like, that's literally my favorite
Speaker 1: time of the year.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my scabs are like like, right here is a
Speaker 2: piece of skin where when I get like a cut
Speaker 2: or something, my body will make too much skin on
Speaker 2: top of a scab, and then sometimes randomly it starts itching,
Speaker 2: and I think it's literally my body, like that's need
Speaker 2: to get rid of this. Oh at least it's not
Speaker 2: where it used to be though, because I used to
Speaker 2: get a lot of wards.
Speaker 1: On your genitals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it would like honestly bothered me because my
Speaker 2: underwear would scratch up against it, so it would just
Speaker 2: be bleeding all the time. So I felt like I
Speaker 2: had like a twenty four to seven period, But it
Speaker 2: was just my wards popping from my tight underwear.
Speaker 1: That does like suck. Well, I'm entering my Karen arc.
Speaker 2: Oh are you start yelling at people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like when people fuck up my order after an
Speaker 1: eight hour shift and I go in thirteen minutes before closing,
Speaker 1: Like I am just the exact same customer that came
Speaker 1: in here when it was four hours before closing. Like
Speaker 1: you better treat me with I'm saying, and I want
Speaker 1: fresh I want fresh ingredients.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Turn the friars back on.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Turn on the stove. Yeah,
Speaker 2: start back up the espresso machine.
Speaker 4: I actually do have a big pack.
Speaker 1: What am I paying you for? You know? Like, what's
Speaker 1: the fucking point?
Speaker 2: I know, like I'm gonna start just leaving no tips.
Speaker 2: That's kind of my vibe. It's like that's not my duty,
Speaker 2: Like I don't need to give you a tip, Like.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm so with you on that. Yeah, so you might.
Speaker 2: Be ahead of me on that because you haven't tipped
Speaker 2: for what five years now?
Speaker 1: Seven?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh wow, that's a good street seven years sober
Speaker 2: tipping tipping services about me.
Speaker 4: I'm kidding, guys. I like tip so much.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just tip on it's un ironically like I
Speaker 1: over tipped because I feel so Actually, I literally get
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. Last night last night, I texted Andy at
Speaker 1: like one and I was like, I really have to
Speaker 1: do this, and I know this is disgusting, but I
Speaker 1: literally have to do this, and I ordered hot cheetos
Speaker 1: them no, they're in my bed. But I ordered hot
Speaker 1: cheetos at one am, and I felt so bad because
Speaker 1: the only stores that were open were the ones where
Speaker 1: you have to like go and collect it yourself like
Speaker 1: the Uber driver does, and so I just felt so bad.
Speaker 1: So I like texted him like before he even or
Speaker 1: right after you accept it, before you even got the Walgreens,
Speaker 1: And I was like, thank you so much, and we
Speaker 1: had just like a nice conversation, and I think it
Speaker 1: low key was a little flirty, and I said leave
Speaker 1: it at the door, and he made me come and
Speaker 1: get it from him at the door, which I thought
Speaker 1: was like crazy. But also my picture on uber eats
Speaker 1: is of like the little baby monkey evo.
Speaker 6: Let me show you he's really cool, so he was
Speaker 6: flirting with an animal, so it wasn't a BZ. But
Speaker 6: look at okay, why does Uber let you use not
Speaker 6: a photo.
Speaker 2: Of your size?
Speaker 1: It's kind of dangerous.
Speaker 4: W how do they find you when you.
Speaker 2: Call an uber?
Speaker 3: But he looking for a monkey with I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: The cutest little monkey with a banjo.
Speaker 1: It felt I felt so bad making him do that
Speaker 1: at one am that I literally tipped him fourteen dollars,
Speaker 1: which is fucking crazy for a bag of hot chips, Like, so.
Speaker 2: How was your thirty bag of dollar bag of hot chips?
Speaker 4: Is worth it?
Speaker 1: No? Because I literally laid in that bed eating them,
Speaker 1: and I was like, am I gonna COVID right now?
Speaker 1: Because I literally can't taste this? They were under seasoned,
Speaker 1: Like it was crazy. I want to try ump No, okay,
Speaker 1: near mine?
Speaker 2: Well, I hope you have COVID, bitch.
Speaker 1: Sorry, my total was fourteen dollars. I misspoke. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to set the record straight. Twenty three.
Speaker 2: Oh that's how much you tipped. M that's cool. I
Speaker 2: guess Drew.
Speaker 3: Tips me way more than that with my tip.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because if you're doing a sexual act, I
Speaker 2: would hope you're asking for more than seven dollars. Kai,
Speaker 2: what's your self respect?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I tay to do me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a part of that's a part of his job,
Speaker 2: the contract. Yeah, he put that in there.
Speaker 3: Most of my job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is seventy percent of the work
Speaker 2: you do. So, but we got to keep this logoy
Speaker 2: happy so he keeps coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will be dangerous, it'll be dangerous.
Speaker 2: I was going to say something before you did all that,
Speaker 2: and then I forgot. Oh, actually I do have a
Speaker 2: fucking pet peep with coffee shops, So.
Speaker 1: Hold on before I just spoke because it's a podcast. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: How is that any better than me saying which transition
Speaker 1: a conversation? Yeah? See, that's how my brain operates and
Speaker 1: works like it works for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, before you fucking killed my butt. But I
Speaker 2: was gonna say that I actually do have a pet
Speaker 2: people with coffee shops turning off their machines like thirty
Speaker 2: minutes before they closed, because at that point, you're not
Speaker 2: a fucking coffee shop bitch, You're a water stand. Like
Speaker 2: why why are your doors still open? If I'm coming
Speaker 2: in and I'm asking for a latte thirty minutes before
Speaker 2: you close, It's like we just turned off our machine
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes ago. It's like cool, then why are you
Speaker 2: so they just.
Speaker 1: Clicked the button and turn it back on, Like I'm
Speaker 1: being bad, serious, Like it's that easy. You just have
Speaker 1: to fucking warm.
Speaker 2: That's also what I think is that I'm like, we'll
Speaker 2: turn it on, like it's not fucking nineteen thirty. It
Speaker 2: doesn't take eighteen years for taking heat up.
Speaker 4: But I think it's because they have to clean.
Speaker 2: The fuck out of the coffee machine so that they
Speaker 2: like don't calcify and get all fucked up. Because even
Speaker 2: with the one I have, like sometimes you have to
Speaker 2: go in there and like really scrub it to work
Speaker 2: because you're supposed to keep it clean. Because like that,
Speaker 2: like the little ones, the soavetops get so much calcium
Speaker 2: build up in it. I don't know why. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's like a chemical reaction from the coffee
Speaker 2: to the metal.
Speaker 3: I think it's the lexipro that boils out of the tap.
Speaker 2: Water, and I wish it came out of the top
Speaker 2: of I'd be too lit.
Speaker 1: I've been having a fluoride stare a lot recently.
Speaker 2: I think you've always had that kind.
Speaker 1: Of Also, I did like a look snacks and deep dive,
Speaker 1: which it's crazy that that became mainstream.
Speaker 3: What does that technically mean? Is that just like doing
Speaker 3: everything to make you look yeah, exactly the best.
Speaker 1: Like bone smashing and like all that shit, like really
Speaker 1: like mewing, yeah, mewing, but oh cool, it's crazy, it
Speaker 1: won't blur it. It's crazy that looks maxing and the
Speaker 1: idea of like bone smashing and all this shit became
Speaker 1: mainstream in the last like month.
Speaker 2: What is bone smashing?
Speaker 1: It's literally what it sounds like. It's like going in
Speaker 1: with like a hammer or an object to like smash
Speaker 1: your cheek bones in your forehead to like make it
Speaker 1: regrow and recalcify and become like more prominent. Because like
Speaker 1: in these like communities and circles, they think like having
Speaker 1: like sunken in cheeks and like better sharper jaw lines
Speaker 1: and broader foreheads and all that shit are like sexually attractive,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's all the inseels like it's all.
Speaker 2: That's why people like love me so much because I
Speaker 2: have such.
Speaker 1: A strong jaw fell on exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what they always say about me. They're like, I
Speaker 2: wish I could look like you, but sorry, mine's all natural.
Speaker 2: I just look like this great too.
Speaker 1: Why are you at me?
Speaker 3: Well, you guys are doing a podcast and I'm the producer,
Speaker 3: so I'll just typically look at you guys while you talk.
Speaker 2: You're done. What isn't it crazy that when this comes out,
Speaker 2: I'll literally be about to get on a plane to
Speaker 2: go to Korea. Like that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Huh, that is sick.
Speaker 2: That's what I say when I walk into your room
Speaker 2: because it stinks with your oyster candle drew as a
Speaker 2: candle that I genuinely believe smells like an oyster and
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but like the smell of it
Speaker 2: freaks me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: It smells like your clam.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying this literally what smells like. It
Speaker 2: smells like I spread your little clam open, fucking rubbed
Speaker 2: it and then rubbed the walls.
Speaker 1: With the I literally love the way it smells. But
Speaker 1: that's because I like love gash and eating it and
Speaker 1: the slam person shape.
Speaker 2: You should say that?
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: That what they call it in Ireland.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I literally have no idea.
Speaker 2: What's cool is For this episode, the only thing I
Speaker 2: wrote down was I'm not meant to see a man's
Speaker 2: toes Like That's the only thing I wrote down.
Speaker 1: I write down so much every single episode because I smells.
Speaker 2: I actually love the picture of the cat laying down
Speaker 2: between the girl's legs and his shoes. When I posted
Speaker 2: that my story, people were like, bitch, war are your
Speaker 2: toes out? I'm like, that is not me. What like
Speaker 2: this photo that's obviously from two thousand and eight, You
Speaker 2: think I just took that on my iPhone fourteen and
Speaker 2: posted it to my story?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For really?
Speaker 3: Like what that is?
Speaker 1: Literally weird? Chorus? Fuck? Well, I decided, uh that furries
Speaker 1: are not bad people and they're very misunderstood, and that
Speaker 1: I am going to explore my furism. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: explore it.
Speaker 3: Do people think that furries are bad or is it
Speaker 3: just that they're weird?
Speaker 2: I think it's that they're weird and bad.
Speaker 1: There's like one bad Apple story like where furries are
Speaker 1: like every once in a while, one out of a
Speaker 1: million are like fucking creepy and like nasty and weird
Speaker 1: bestiality shit, and they think they're bad. But like, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Is really fucking weird. Though, I'm sorry, Like it is weird, really,
Speaker 2: it really is.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember that one husky that people were
Speaker 3: thirstying after on TikTok. Yes, that's the closest I've gotten
Speaker 3: to being a furry.
Speaker 1: I think that there's really cool suits.
Speaker 2: There's really there's like this guy who makes crazy for
Speaker 2: five nights at Freddie suits Like they're actually fucking insane,
Speaker 2: and it's crazy that he's making them at his home
Speaker 2: because they look so fucking good. And I did have
Speaker 2: a point where I was super obsessed and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I really need to see this in real life. But
Speaker 2: he obviously lives in the middle of nowhere, because nobody
Speaker 2: living in a major city is doing that kind of
Speaker 2: ship because like there's things to do outside, Like, if
Speaker 2: you want to be a furry, you go back to Grandbury,
Speaker 2: it will just happen naturally.
Speaker 1: I feel it's probably a community.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, I feel like any like small town in
Speaker 2: the middle of America. It's literally just like there's nothing
Speaker 2: else to do, and it's like, fucking I want to
Speaker 2: be a dog. Like a dog, fuck it, I'm bored
Speaker 2: as I'm about to be a cat.
Speaker 1: Like no, not just this, I saw this in the thumbnail. Also,
Speaker 1: I think I have to clarify I don't actually want
Speaker 1: to be a fucking furry. I hope that just didn't
Speaker 1: go over everyone's head.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody who listening to this far into
Speaker 2: an episode genuine thinks you're gonna be a furry, because
Speaker 2: one you don't leave the house.
Speaker 1: But I did leave the house yesterday to go get
Speaker 1: chick fil A. I went to go get Chick fil
Speaker 1: A yesterday. It was like the first time I had
Speaker 1: left the house on my own in like two days.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna get Like
Speaker 1: it was the first time in my life I decided
Speaker 1: that I was gonna get chick fil A. It's normally
Speaker 1: like Chick fil A like comes to me, like other
Speaker 1: people get it, or like I'm going Chick fil A.
Speaker 1: I've never actively been like, oh, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 1: chick fil A. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get it, like, let's fucking go. And I drove
Speaker 1: all the way there and it was fucking closed because
Speaker 1: it was Sunday.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's what you get for even supporting something
Speaker 2: that's so against what's literally so innate to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like it's internalized at this point, like
Speaker 1: I really am. I just do not like it. But
Speaker 1: I did listen to.
Speaker 2: IQ eighty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, IQ eighty four, And there was another book I
Speaker 1: listened to.
Speaker 2: You listened to the whole book on the way No.
Speaker 1: I got like an hour into one of them. And
Speaker 1: then because I left, like hell early and I just
Speaker 1: drove around and then I got into a George Orwell book.
Speaker 1: I forget what it's called. Yeah, but nineteen eighty four, yes,
Speaker 1: it literally was nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2: Let me actually, look, what do you I've never listened
Speaker 2: to an audiobook in my life.
Speaker 1: I can read.
Speaker 2: We just got to get you those books in your
Speaker 2: what's the way for dyslexic people when it's like the
Speaker 2: bionic Yeah, we just got to get you bionic books.
Speaker 2: Is there a company that makes bionic books? Because that
Speaker 2: would be led a.
Speaker 1: Billion dollar idea. Yeah. Oh, I listened to Norwegian would
Speaker 1: buy Mirakami? Uh one eighty four you York call me
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty four or well not all the way through.
Speaker 1: But I was just getting bored of each of them.
Speaker 2: When you listen to audiobooks, do you also use your
Speaker 2: phone at the same time or do.
Speaker 1: You just listen. I just kind of chill out.
Speaker 2: You sleep, you take your eighteen map.
Speaker 3: Of the day.
Speaker 1: Actually I haven't been apping recently.
Speaker 2: That's good. I haven't been staying up super late, so
Speaker 2: I actually wake up at reasonable times. But I agree
Speaker 2: with my same ideology that someone like me who has
Speaker 2: full autonomy of what to do with my dation and
Speaker 2: be waking up so early because there's literally nothing for
Speaker 2: me to do, Like I just don't need to be
Speaker 2: alive and awake and cognitive like cognitive for that long
Speaker 2: in my day because then it's like five PM, and
Speaker 2: I'm actually freaking out because then by the time it
Speaker 2: gets to like four or five PM, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I still have a whole day ahead of me. And
Speaker 2: then I like get this weird ramp of energy where
Speaker 2: I want to do a bunch of stuff but the
Speaker 2: day is ending and it's like really confusing for my brain.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like I need to do something. I
Speaker 2: need to do something, I need to do something. And
Speaker 2: then it's nine PM and I like have like the
Speaker 2: adrenaline sweats because I didn't do anything, and I just
Speaker 2: like knock out because I tucker myself out from thinking
Speaker 2: about things I should have done with my day.
Speaker 1: Or you could wake up early and then nap in
Speaker 1: the middle of the day.
Speaker 2: You like to wake up at six am, but then
Speaker 2: take a nap at eleven am.
Speaker 1: And wake up at one it's lit. Also, Josiah pointed out,
Speaker 1: I don't nap on the couch anymore. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if y'all remember, but I accuse that couch of
Speaker 1: having like head a black mold inside of it. And
Speaker 1: I stopped napping on the couch when I lay down
Speaker 1: on the couch because normally it would just knock me
Speaker 1: the fuck out when I sat in my spot. But
Speaker 1: the black mold is gone, like it's out of this house.
Speaker 1: And I truly believe that it was literally seeping into
Speaker 1: my system and like putting me to sleep and knocking
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 2: We gotta get some more on that couch so you
Speaker 2: actually lay on it. Yeah, but that is not a
Speaker 2: laying couch. That's a sitting up right, sitting up and
Speaker 2: watching me play Fortnite. I haven't played Fortnite in a while.
Speaker 1: It's like a torture couch.
Speaker 2: You hate that cat, You hates our couch. I love
Speaker 2: our couch.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we've showed them our couch.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 1: But this is another thing I wanted to talk about,
Speaker 1: is have you ever actually looked at the Moodlander, the Moonlander,
Speaker 1: that the thing that landed on the moon. It literally
Speaker 1: looks like it was made out of Wooden dow Rod's
Speaker 1: tinfoil and like.
Speaker 4: It wasn't real.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying I'm denying the
Speaker 1: moon landing, but like, look at that thing, and you're
Speaker 1: telling me that flew through fucking outer space and landed
Speaker 1: on the moon.
Speaker 2: Like somebody on TikTok is like I'm gonna make remake
Speaker 2: a Nogucci piece of furniture, and like this is what
Speaker 2: they end up.
Speaker 1: Also, they stole those copper pipes from like another building. Yeah,
Speaker 1: street like crazy.
Speaker 2: It's literally aluminum foil on this bitch. This shit's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not real. On the set of that eBay commercial,
Speaker 2: like add thing I'm in. By the time this comes out,
Speaker 2: I think I had to post the real I made
Speaker 2: a joke about not believing in the mood landing. No,
Speaker 2: but he laught like nobody in that room found that funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because Mark, the guy was with, said something. He was
Speaker 2: like he was talking about the watch that he was
Speaker 2: recommending for me, and he was like he was like,
Speaker 2: this watch could get wet, I could go anywhere with you.
Speaker 2: Like he was like he was like, oh, it was
Speaker 2: the first watch on them.
Speaker 1: I think squirts the watch squirts too.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's like in case you square on it
Speaker 2: and watches can't squirt, Like it's like it's someone's fingering
Speaker 2: you with their watch on it.
Speaker 1: That's actually like a really good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good way to promote watches to only Drake.
Speaker 2: Drake would hear that would be like, oh, still something
Speaker 2: only Drake would want.
Speaker 4: But he was like, it's the.
Speaker 2: First watch on the moon. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: that's interesting if the moon landing was real and nobody left, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not funny. The moon landing is real. And then
Speaker 2: I had to be like I was joking, I believe
Speaker 2: in it. But then as I was standing on.
Speaker 1: That like saying I wanted to be.
Speaker 2: And I as I was sitting on this stage, I
Speaker 2: was like, do I believe in the moon landing? Like
Speaker 2: I was just told that I've never looked into it,
Speaker 2: Like I just believe it because people talk about it
Speaker 2: a lot, Like I've literally never.
Speaker 1: Like that that there's a lot of curious information that
Speaker 1: it's just like it. I'm gonna choose to believe it
Speaker 1: because I want it to be real, so it's real
Speaker 1: to me, But like I'm not denying all the weird
Speaker 1: like inconsistencies with like landing, it's very curious. It's very
Speaker 1: very curious, or something.
Speaker 3: Like zoom into the moon from because you know, like
Speaker 3: people have telescopes, like consumer level telescopes, you can like
Speaker 3: zoom the fucking on something. Can you see the flag?
Speaker 1: Or like, well, I just I literally saw something like
Speaker 1: literally yesterday. This is what spurred this or this thought
Speaker 1: was like someone was like, yeah, but like why can't
Speaker 1: I see the flag from the moon? And then someone
Speaker 1: was like you literally can just you look at it
Speaker 1: with the telescope. And then now that person was like
Speaker 1: I can't see it? Why can't you? And I think
Speaker 1: like it literally just depends on like what side you're on,
Speaker 1: like it's photoshop or they did the moon landing, and
Speaker 1: flat earthers have like a counter argument to literally everything
Speaker 1: you say, so like it's just the conversation is so
Speaker 1: far you can't see it. You can't.
Speaker 3: No, it's not possible for a telescope to see the
Speaker 3: flags on the moon. The flags are only one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty one centimeters four feet long, and the average
Speaker 3: home telescope can only see objects larger than one point
Speaker 3: five kilometers, but I still feel like there's guys on
Speaker 3: TikTok that like have exact industrial level telescopes for some reason, and.
Speaker 2: I just like like I don't care, Like I know
Speaker 2: they go there now, but I'm like this has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with me, Like this is so.
Speaker 1: Actually, haven't been back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 2: What is SpaceX not launching shit to the fucking moon
Speaker 2: every three.
Speaker 1: No, they're like testing it so they can launch it
Speaker 1: on the moon.
Speaker 2: Okay, then I don't think we been there because like, bitch,
Speaker 2: if you've been there, go.
Speaker 1: Back like that's that's literally everyone's argument is like I
Speaker 1: don't think we've been there because if we've gone there,
Speaker 1: or that they went there and they found something that
Speaker 1: we weren't supposed to see, or that like when we
Speaker 1: launched into space we hit the fucking firmament. There's like
Speaker 1: a lot of ideas where it's like, literally, I don't
Speaker 1: think we've been there because why wouldn't we go back?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like what just fucking go back?
Speaker 1: Crazy that they launched it with something less powerful than
Speaker 1: my iPhone.
Speaker 3: It's like it had like memory of like one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty eight kilobytes or something.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking crazy, like.
Speaker 3: Its seconds of this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit's not real, bro, I don't believe in
Speaker 2: that shit. But also my thing is like I am
Speaker 2: just perfect candidate for like propaganda, because anything the government says,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: Right right, yeah. No, I was literally like anything you.
Speaker 2: Tell me unless it has to do with like my
Speaker 2: moral standings. Yeah, but for the most part, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: I have literally been so easily indoctrinated into like the
Speaker 1: extremeist cult that is like America, like in American science.
Speaker 1: Like it's fucking crazy, it's so easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But also it's because like I'm not about to
Speaker 2: sit here fucking fight with bitches over the moon landing.
Speaker 4: The moon has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2: The only thing the moon has to do with me
Speaker 2: is sometimes when I walk out of the house it's
Speaker 2: a bit brighter than it hugely is at NAIM.
Speaker 1: The only thing I care about is like it's cute sometimes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's.
Speaker 2: Like so sleigh, and like that's it. That is like
Speaker 2: where me and the Moon's connection stops. It's like sometimes
Speaker 2: you're sleigh, sometimes you don't exist, and then sometimes you
Speaker 2: follow me around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, the moon like also, I literally like, I
Speaker 1: think this is the cutest thing ever. But when like
Speaker 1: people are always like, oh we're like looking at the
Speaker 1: same sky or looking at the same same moon, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so fucking swee.
Speaker 2: It's so cute that we Also it's the cover of
Speaker 2: one of my favorite Sunday's album and that's where the
Speaker 2: moon ends.
Speaker 1: Or like remember when it was a full moon and
Speaker 1: we went to Malaboon swam naked. Yeah, like that, that's
Speaker 1: when the moon matters the most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's when it's like giving us light and
Speaker 2: it's like nice. But which I don't have to go there,
Speaker 2: like what I can just like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, photo of it too? What mm hmm? That's you
Speaker 1: want me to show you me?
Speaker 3: I would actually love to see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a flash photo of Drews.
Speaker 1: Balls and the other I was like diving in and
Speaker 1: you can see them through the thighs from behind.
Speaker 4: The fact that you can see a man's.
Speaker 1: Balls clapped them in exactly damn.
Speaker 2: That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the moon landing may or may not be real.
Speaker 1: Will let you decide real.
Speaker 3: But I'm looking this ship up and people are like, well,
Speaker 3: why can't Why can't the Hubble space telescope that can
Speaker 3: see galaxies one hundred light years away not see the
Speaker 3: flag on the moon.
Speaker 2: Curious because that shit flew away.
Speaker 1: There. That's the other billion years old. There's another thing,
Speaker 1: and it's there's no atmosphere and there's no vacuum, and
Speaker 1: there's no bacteria and there's nothing to degenerate it, Like
Speaker 1: there is no reason it shouldn't be there and still
Speaker 1: be in the exact same position we left it in.
Speaker 1: And there was an argument that like it was all
Speaker 1: fake and done on a set because when they were
Speaker 1: erecting the flag, there was like waves in it, which
Speaker 1: is created by like movement in the atmosphere, like wind
Speaker 1: or something, and there's no way for that to happen
Speaker 1: on the moon.
Speaker 2: But if someone's moving something around, there isn't there a
Speaker 2: chance that like the vibration from you like stabbing it
Speaker 2: in can kind of like move it.
Speaker 1: That's the argument the other direction, And then they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I recreated it to a tee, and like they just
Speaker 1: argue back, funny that.
Speaker 2: Wait, when was the moon landing, like the.
Speaker 3: Moon landing sixty or something?
Speaker 2: What year to two thousand and one? Space Odyssey come out,
Speaker 2: because why did they just reuse the fucking set?
Speaker 1: Like that's that's another argument. That's literally another argument. They're like,
Speaker 1: look at two thousand and one Space Odyssey, like it
Speaker 1: looks like we're in space, but it was all filmed here.
Speaker 1: Like if they can do that, if Stanley Kubrick can
Speaker 1: do that, then they could have done this ten years
Speaker 1: before with like government technology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, like that shit's not real, but that's okay,
Speaker 2: who fucking cares? Like literally what, like it's not that big.
Speaker 1: Of a deal exactly.
Speaker 3: Other one is like they did go, but they didn't
Speaker 3: record it, so they like did a fake recreation because
Speaker 3: it was just like a whole fucking army.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing is how the fuck did they
Speaker 1: live stream back in nineteen sixty whatever, Like that's fucking
Speaker 1: crazy that they were filming on the moon, Like no, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. Make that makes sense?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, like wait, where's all the light coming from? Because
Speaker 2: the lighting on that was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: It is really weird. You know how bad the quality
Speaker 3: of a phone call is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like why why were we streaming?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Were they were? They claiming it was live stream.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes they were. I mean in the rocket launch
Speaker 1: they were talking back and forth the entire way.
Speaker 3: Insane.
Speaker 2: Also, what was it a thirty minute trucker where bitch
Speaker 2: is at the TV for like four hours.
Speaker 1: It's like a forty day thing. I think I'm actually.
Speaker 2: Going forty days to the moon. Bitch, Suck my fucking balls.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to the moon forty days, bitch. That's
Speaker 2: forty days and forty nights to get to some dirt
Speaker 2: for what.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, four days and six hours.
Speaker 4: Minute forty days?
Speaker 1: This crazy. That's like to get to Mars or some shit.
Speaker 2: Four days.
Speaker 4: Still, that's why they're not going back.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be gone for four days because now
Speaker 2: so much stuff happens on your iPhone. You can't miss
Speaker 2: four days worth of iPhone use.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that asks like, well, no, I'll be fine,
Speaker 1: Like put me on that fucking airplane. I'll just like
Speaker 1: do what I do in my bed and just like, literally.
Speaker 2: Can you get Wi Fi on the spaceship?
Speaker 1: I bet they could figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can figure that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, what's crazy is we've launched that like Golden
Speaker 1: Wheel into the world. That's like supposed to like aliens
Speaker 1: are supposed to find it and like, oh, it has
Speaker 1: the diagram of exactly it's supposed to. They're supposed to
Speaker 1: see it and be like wait, this is like not
Speaker 1: made by.
Speaker 2: See that's science is going too far because it's like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you are so bored, like little kid shit ever, like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in space with some stuff all over
Speaker 2: and hope someone finds it and can read it. Bitch,
Speaker 2: they cannot read what we are reading.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, if they find it, they might be
Speaker 1: advanced enough to read it. But the crazy thing is
Speaker 1: is it's so outdated at this point, like it does
Speaker 1: not represent us as humans at all anymore. And like
Speaker 1: the song that they used on it was like what
Speaker 1: a song on that?
Speaker 2: Yes, so they threw a mixtape into space.
Speaker 4: An alien would find it.
Speaker 1: Why did Brian Enu make the Brian EO not the song,
Speaker 1: but he made the album for the first like launch
Speaker 1: like an Apollo eighteen?
Speaker 2: Was that real?
Speaker 1: Yes, he's too for that. Maybe not Brian Enu but
Speaker 1: one of those ambient.
Speaker 3: Bitches Harold Budd.
Speaker 1: No, this album was made for Oh what made for?
Speaker 1: Like Apollo something damn. Yeah, but is cindent Like that's
Speaker 1: like next level.
Speaker 2: They gotta get Jeremy Scott to do them stupid ass
Speaker 2: silly at astronaut outfits. Why don't they like make more
Speaker 2: sleigh outfits?
Speaker 1: The fits now are fucking lit. The fits now are lit.
Speaker 2: But the suits like we can move past that.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. The suits are lit, like
Speaker 1: they're like skinny and tailored and like cool like her.
Speaker 4: The fuck is this picture?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 4: Not? Okay?
Speaker 2: So what we're learning today is I don't believe in
Speaker 2: the moon landing because that's it's not real.
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, try to literally try to convince me that
Speaker 1: it's real and I don't believe it. But no, I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm choosing to believe it. I'm like I want
Speaker 1: it to be real so bad, but like the more
Speaker 1: information that comes out about it, I'm like, hmmm, yeah.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's real because like go back,
Speaker 2: go back, challenge literally go back, yeah, and you don't
Speaker 2: want to because you've never been That's literally me when
Speaker 2: I lie, I'm like, well, I just can't do it again.
Speaker 2: I'm so tired.
Speaker 3: Suits are like bootcut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're a Meri and fucking true religion.
Speaker 3: They imagine if Drake did the song for Apollo sixty
Speaker 3: nine and then they had bootcut Amieri's Yeah me too.
Speaker 2: They should get Chrome Hearts to do since they love
Speaker 2: their soulver, they should get a Chrome Heart's shuttle to
Speaker 2: take them.
Speaker 1: That would be fire, ultimate capitalism, ultimate world destruction. It's like,
Speaker 1: let's just make something that's so unneeded for this universe
Speaker 1: so we can escape it and cause the pollution.
Speaker 2: Okay, it would be let to post this on the
Speaker 2: GRAM like, yeah, back when I was on.
Speaker 1: The Moon, did you you can go to space now? Like?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying though, like can we like?
Speaker 2: And also I don't want to, Like there's nothing to see.
Speaker 1: There, Like I would spend the money to go.
Speaker 2: There's no vintage shops on the Moon. There's no vintage.
Speaker 2: If they can make a shuttle bigo enough with us
Speaker 2: minimll in it, then I'll go. Then I literally would go.
Speaker 1: I mean sooner than later we're gonna have like camps
Speaker 1: on Mars.
Speaker 2: And shit, I don't think we're gonna be alive for that.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's supposed to happen, like by twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: I say that, but then I see the new cars,
Speaker 2: And I was saying to her the other day, like
Speaker 2: I'm literally watching the future.
Speaker 1: Like the Ionic five days, like look them up, Kui.
Speaker 2: We're literally watching like the Jetsons like future unfold in
Speaker 2: front of us, and it's starting with like the Nu Prius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: Looks sick.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, like they like all the new cars are
Speaker 2: actually starting to look fucking crazy. And now I know
Speaker 2: what like old people feel like when they see the
Speaker 2: world change and they're freaking out because I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: nothing's changing. But then i see somebody's Hyanda in their
Speaker 2: driveway and I'm like, whoa, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Like like it's literally the.
Speaker 2: Cut almost like yeah, like no, no, but those all
Speaker 2: those batteries are gonna explode and that's when we're going.
Speaker 1: To see that created with child labor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're the batteries are going to start exploding
Speaker 2: and like fucking erupting, and the data they're collecting from us,
Speaker 2: from our new electric cars are going to literally like
Speaker 2: be used to hunt us down and kill us because
Speaker 2: you can't run away and literally like you literally can't
Speaker 2: run away.
Speaker 1: This is The last thing I want to add to
Speaker 1: the conversation before we move on to media, but straight men,
Speaker 1: stop using Marlborough cigarette packaging and logo design as your
Speaker 1: medium for art challenge brands that you're starting to remember
Speaker 1: at the chateau when we were all sitting in a
Speaker 1: circle with you know who, and he started going on
Speaker 1: a spiel about how he wanted to like create like
Speaker 1: this massive piece of artwork with cigarette packages and yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, I want to make like a skull
Speaker 1: out of Marlborough packs, and like he started like doing
Speaker 1: it in there.
Speaker 2: So he was also crazy.
Speaker 1: He is looking in saying like actually a dangerous person, so.
Speaker 2: Gross, like writing the kind of poetry that was like
Speaker 2: I can taste your sweat. I would taste your blood
Speaker 2: if I could.
Speaker 1: I love you so making Pinterest boards that we won't
Speaker 1: get into that. But he's the killer and he it's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a scary is the killer.
Speaker 2: And I don't care to say his name.
Speaker 1: Because he is the killer.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, no, he is literally the killer
Speaker 2: and he is fucking weird and like he is literally
Speaker 2: what happens when you don't get casted in the fault
Speaker 2: in our stars. But you really want it to be.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like, Like that's what happens when
Speaker 2: you get the second round to sell taping for Fault
Speaker 2: in Our Stars, but you just don't make it the
Speaker 2: Fault in Our Stars eight.
Speaker 1: Though, that movie was literally the House.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's how you use it. That movie is
Speaker 2: the House? Okay? Yeah, all right, now on to media
Speaker 2: media though, did you see that as the Moors fucking
Speaker 2: cargot stolen?
Speaker 1: No he didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got it back, but somebody stole his car
Speaker 2: in like the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I'm literally calling him.
Speaker 2: As we're missing the met gala right now. Fuck, guys,
Speaker 2: can we wrap this up? I have to go walk
Speaker 2: the carpet of the mat.
Speaker 1: Yeah we recorded. Yeah, wow, bitch, whoa?
Speaker 2: How humiliating? Did you see that?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You got body?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Okay. Media of the week is The Zenith by Starflier
Speaker 2: fifty nine, Silly by Denise Williams, Riot by Hugh Masequila,
Speaker 2: Arrow through Me by Wings, and then fun fact that
Speaker 2: is the song that Erica Badu sampled for going Baby
Speaker 2: Don't Be Long, And yeah, that's it. That's all I'm
Speaker 2: gonna fucking give you. Actually, I don't love you anymore.
Speaker 2: I go, that's yeah, that's all I'm giving you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you. Test done by Sweet Exorcist Kid
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Speaker 4: Guys, we did.
Speaker 2: We recorded our first ever episode of a podcast.
Speaker 1: That was actually amazing. It won't really Yeah, it went
Speaker 1: like thought but except for me saying trand physician, I
Speaker 1: hope you liked this episode of this podcast. Uh Anthony Pantano,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hate him.
Speaker 2: The day music died? All right? What is your fucking
Speaker 2: thumbnail for this Paris video? Bitch, fucking insane.
Speaker 1: You should see the raw thumbnail. And I was gonna
Speaker 1: do it, but I was like, I'm not doing that
Speaker 1: to ending.
Speaker 2: That is insane.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. This is unedited, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, but then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna edit it and make it like funny and up.
Speaker 2: Dude, I look really fucked up on camera all the time.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I swear, I genuinely think.
Speaker 2: I look better in person, like and I believe that
Speaker 2: wholeheartedly on camera. I looked fucked up and scary and disgusting.
Speaker 1: That's if you need to tell yourself that, like, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Zammar's answering.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually am about to shit myself.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm gonna walk away.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Did your car actually get started?
Speaker 3: Two