WEBVTT - Reminiscing on our childhoods

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been in like sync the past couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I noticed there was a couple of moments where

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<v Speaker 1>like you and I said the exact same thing at

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<v Speaker 1>the exact same time, even like the ooh I like

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<v Speaker 1>the pauses and everything, and we were sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>couch and literally no one noticed it. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that's just me being invisible to the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of them and just hearing you, or if it's

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<v Speaker 1>just they're so used to it that it doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>phase them anymore that we're so in sync.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's also because when everybody was here, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like thirteen people in the living room. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's easy for me to steal the show because my

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<v Speaker 2>big boobs, Like when I walk in the room, they

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<v Speaker 2>usually they like perk up a little bit like magnets

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<v Speaker 2>and they start like.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I it's really really crazy. It's like cybernetic almost.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like cyborg looking at you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just realized I had a dream where we got

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<v Speaker 2>into a huge fight and it was like gnarly and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like uh, but it was like we like

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<v Speaker 2>barked at each other like pretty crazy, then walked away

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<v Speaker 2>and o Ryan was here and she came up to

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<v Speaker 2>me and she was like, oh my god. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, it'll fucking leave it alone.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just like, that's literally how it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it'll just fucking we'll talk to each

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<v Speaker 2>other later.

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<v Speaker 1>So my family back in Texas they found a photo

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<v Speaker 1>box that we haven't gone through in probably fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>We all thought it got thrown away, and there were

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<v Speaker 1>a few photos of me as an infant in there

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<v Speaker 1>that I haven't seen yet. And I know I've already

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<v Speaker 1>showed you infant photos of me, but this one is

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<v Speaker 1>especially awful and terrible and disgusting and nasty, and I

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<v Speaker 1>it genuinely convinced me even further that I was switched

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<v Speaker 1>at birth because this isn't me, like this is a

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<v Speaker 1>baby that was born. And then three minutes later I

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<v Speaker 1>came into the picture because this does not look like

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<v Speaker 1>me at all. I think I've already showed you, but

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<v Speaker 1>this really fed up, like why switched up? And it's this,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, my skin is like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you lived through Chernobyl.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I look like the cover of Come and see

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<v Speaker 1>insert that picture for the girls. I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are you? Why is your mouth like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you look like swollen? Where are like.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a hot pan on your life?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I look like a Sorry, I look like

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<v Speaker 1>a burn. Yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like your mom was really into sleeping with

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<v Speaker 2>the blow dryer next to her and then you rolled over.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's literally my dad, My dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa. Yeah, you look like a little piece of beef jerky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you look really gross. Due said that made me

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<v Speaker 2>crack up. I was like, saying that about an infant

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<v Speaker 2>is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the face card. Literally, but yeah, I was switched

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<v Speaker 1>at birth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always been like a theory of mine and Madalens

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<v Speaker 1>that like, Okay, we don't look like either of our parents, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>sure there's some similar features, but like, it's not enough

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<v Speaker 1>to convince me that they are fully my parents. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I love them like my parents enough when I find

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<v Speaker 1>out that they aren't my genetic parents are what the

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<v Speaker 1>biological parents, I will still love them the same because

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<v Speaker 1>they raised me to be the person I am. But

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<v Speaker 1>I am convinced that they're not my parents. You.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you look like your mom, but also I

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<v Speaker 2>think you look like your mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe not your dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Your dad is pretty random.

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<v Speaker 1>He's super random.

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<v Speaker 4>Corey.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like generating, maybe my mom cheated on my father.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just talking about the different dads.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Madeline looks like my dad, Like, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Madeline has my dad's nose. I have my mom's nose.

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<v Speaker 1>But where are the freckles? Let's talk about it. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are the moles?

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<v Speaker 2>Does your mom have freckles?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, oh, well, you just have skin cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I forgot about those.

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<v Speaker 2>Grow those girl over time. You're just lucky. You're one

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<v Speaker 2>of the lucky ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I look like my parents, but then

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes I see I looked when I was fourteen, I

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<v Speaker 2>looked like my da, exactly like my dad when he

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<v Speaker 2>was fourteen, like because he just had like we had

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<v Speaker 2>the same facial structure and I don't know why, but

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<v Speaker 2>we just looked like. I looked like my dad did

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<v Speaker 2>from fourteen to twenty, when I was like fourteen to

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen or seventeen, and then maybe I started looking a

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<v Speaker 2>little more like my mom. But I don't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I look like my mom. I feel I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I look more like my dad, like I share more

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<v Speaker 2>features with him, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA something as serious ugly ass fucking babies. Dude, you

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<v Speaker 2>were disgusting, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I look like I'm melting. You know this also like

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed for me that, like my lopsided face, which I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so insecure about. So if anybody one of y'all comment

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<v Speaker 1>that about my lopside and face, it goes straight to

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<v Speaker 1>my heart like a fucking dagger, and I die and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to die. Isn't from like sleeping on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of my body, It's from like the womb in

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<v Speaker 1>the way my face formed, Like, no, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>flopsided yes, I do, look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's the angle. You're just like crumbly, like why

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<v Speaker 2>are you grown?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hell no, bitch, wait what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you had serious blood flow issues, like something

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<v Speaker 1>was seriously wrong. Like it's really odd, is what.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy because it's not like y'all like whoa, she

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<v Speaker 2>was fully missing pigment and like so much of her body.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is like we did share womb for

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<v Speaker 1>twelve months or nine months?

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<v Speaker 2>Happened twins, because I've seen cute twin photos.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean, we got cute. Like, look, they

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<v Speaker 1>sent me a photo where we eventually like got cute.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is just another lopsided photo of my face.

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<v Speaker 1>But you eventually got cute look like your milk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really really jarring, and you know what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Awesome as your mom thought y'all were beautiful, So it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. That's the only thing that matters.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I'm really bad with that. Like, I won't like,

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<v Speaker 2>I would never go up to somebody's baby and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you have an ugly baby until they're grown up and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like not so ugly, because then you could like

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<v Speaker 2>call a baby photo of someone you love ugly because

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<v Speaker 2>they're not ugly anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't fix it in five seconds, don't say it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I won't be calling your baby beautiful if you

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<v Speaker 2>have an ugly baby. Like I've met babies that I

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<v Speaker 2>find really repulsive and nasty. I'm just like, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, she's a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow you did that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I say, I say you ate he.

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<v Speaker 1>Stopped the face Clary is not good finding. Well, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been I don't know if this is a universal experience

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone else, but I've been on Irish Chinese food TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's the craziest, most diable.

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<v Speaker 2>Because is it just Chinese food or did they like

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<v Speaker 2>do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, it's it's not like I know, like Americans

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<v Speaker 1>aren't probably aren't doing Chinese food right, but they are

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent one hundred percent doing it wrong because

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<v Speaker 1>like they like it's like gray matter. It's like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>brain matter in gray and like they pile it all

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<v Speaker 1>onto a plate and then pour like disgusting curry, gravy

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<v Speaker 1>and sweet and sour sauce all over it and make

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<v Speaker 1>it into this like literal mound of like rice and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently like there's no seasoning on it because they're all

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<v Speaker 1>fucking white, and so they have to like adapt to

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<v Speaker 1>them to sell Like it's sad, but like there's no

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<v Speaker 1>season there's it's gray food. It's like you would look

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<v Speaker 1>at it, which I would eat the fuck out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there is some reds forty and that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing that I thought, like, But they also say

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<v Speaker 1>I got a Chinese like they captured someone. Like they're

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<v Speaker 1>always like I got a Chinese food, Like that's how

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<v Speaker 1>they say it. When they introduced their fucking food.

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<v Speaker 2>Do does Ireland have like a language of its own

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<v Speaker 2>or is it just English? Just weird ass English? Celtic

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<v Speaker 2>Celtic girl, No, that's the skirts they wear.

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<v Speaker 1>No Celtic.

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<v Speaker 3>I Thoughtltic skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That went over my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just such a dumb girl. Y'all thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm looking for the Irish

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<v Speaker 1>food TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my favorite memory of like the first because do

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<v Speaker 2>y'all remember the first time you had certain foods or no?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the first time I actually was able to

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<v Speaker 1>eat chuck e cheese. No no CEC's pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I remember the first time I like saw somebody

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<v Speaker 2>with like Chinese food and I really wanted it. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was in my daycare and I was friends with

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<v Speaker 2>the daughters of the people who ran the daycare. Did

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<v Speaker 2>anyone order a.

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<v Speaker 4>Chinese or a Chinese tonight? I've been craving a Chinese

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<v Speaker 4>for so long and I thought we could to shut

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<v Speaker 4>up together.

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<v Speaker 5>I got two curries and sweet and sour because I

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<v Speaker 5>can't just have one sauce and egg fried rice. What

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<v Speaker 5>is your go to Chinese order?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's not like it's too bad so far, was

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<v Speaker 2>that somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Eating her ass up? But look they pilot all on

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<v Speaker 1>the plate. Oh and then they pour everything all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really shocking.

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<v Speaker 5>Put sweet and sour on first, and curry sauce. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, I am so excited, and then some crispy seaweed?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that seaweed? Did you called it cabbage? Why did

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<v Speaker 2>she do that? Do they like prepare it like that?

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<v Speaker 1>They all prepare like that. Every video I've seen on

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok has been prepared like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I could not survive in the UK.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, and what in the world is seaweed cabin?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, that's just seaweed?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Also that meme where it's like, why do people in

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<v Speaker 1>Europe still eat like they're like Russian bomber spyplanes like

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<v Speaker 1>flying overhead dropping bombs like they're eating like their beans

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<v Speaker 1>and toast And I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will give it to the UK. Beans and toast is late.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I've said that before, like, but beans,

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<v Speaker 2>like the English breakfast that is a fire breakfast to me, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>and to me, that's like maybe if it was black beans,

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<v Speaker 2>it's never the.

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<v Speaker 1>One we got in New York that was the most

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<v Speaker 1>bollicle thing I've ever put in my body. It was

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<v Speaker 1>rancid and horrific.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can get with some beans and toasts, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I love refried beans on toast. Try it. Don't knock

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<v Speaker 2>it till you try it. It tastes actually so good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like dehydrated nutella without the sweetness, but it's that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of texture.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you saying about the first food you tried

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the first time I saw somebody eating Chinese food

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, damn, I really really want that,

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<v Speaker 2>because my family wasn't, like, actually, that's a lie. We

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<v Speaker 2>did have a spot that we always.

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<v Speaker 1>Ordered from China.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was a Chinese bffet. We went to a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>but there was a spot we usually ordered from. But

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<v Speaker 2>the first time I actually saw it and wanted it,

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<v Speaker 2>even though my family would eat it often, was at

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<v Speaker 2>daycare because I was friends with the daughters of the

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<v Speaker 2>people who ran the daycare, and during naptime, the daughters

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<v Speaker 2>like got up and left, and I was like, where.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you all going?

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<v Speaker 2>Like where's everybody going? And then I heard them talking

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<v Speaker 2>to their mom and they like I heard bags and

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<v Speaker 2>things coming out of bags, and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. And then I started to smell the food

0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.400
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, fuck, I really want food. So

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<v Speaker 2>then I acted like I woke up from a nap

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, can I use the bag room?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I woke up, and I was like can I

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<v Speaker 2>use the bedroom? And they were like okay, yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>I went to his brother. I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm going to be able to sleep again.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so hungry and she was like, okay, fine, do

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<v Speaker 6>you want some food?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like yes, please, please, And then they gave.

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<v Speaker 2>Me food, and then the daughter taught me that, yeah,

0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.280
<v Speaker 2>I got a Chinese and then she the daughter taught

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<v Speaker 2>me that you like she would put like duck sauce

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<v Speaker 2>and soy sauce in her fried rice, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>tried it, and I remember like that was also the

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<v Speaker 2>first time as a kid, like somebody showed me the

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<v Speaker 2>way they would eat their favorite thing. And I was like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>this changes everything. And I don't know why I want

0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.440
<v Speaker 2>to say that, but I remember that. And her name

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<v Speaker 2>was Jade, the girl who gave me. She was actually

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<v Speaker 2>a set of twins and they were really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's your excuse, I'm white?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that actually literally.

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<v Speaker 1>White baby is a spile when they're born. Like, really,

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<v Speaker 1>look at any white baby, infant baby.

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<v Speaker 3>I was really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that for a split second.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I want to see you as a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Can get find one right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I decided that I never need to see a

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<v Speaker 2>man's toes ever again, like seeing like something about seeing

0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:12.600
<v Speaker 2>a man's toes is so nasty and like fucking rancid,

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<v Speaker 2>and I literally can't see it and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is.

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<v Speaker 4>Like man's like legs, like even a man's legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if there's a man who I've only seen in

0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.760
<v Speaker 2>jeans and pants and the first time I see his legs,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to see your feet either.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny because every time I have them out in

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<v Speaker 2>the house, you take pictures and that's why I have

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<v Speaker 2>to wear slippers in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, yeah, I do take pictures of your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think that's a problem because I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>keeping tabs and I and I tell you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, I'm like, you need to get a

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<v Speaker 1>betic cure soon. Like the freaks are gonna like eat

0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.920
<v Speaker 1>that up, like seeing random people's feet like it's horrid.

0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Farm it's it's really like seeing like a penis like

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<v Speaker 1>literally the equivalent.

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<v Speaker 2>Also toes are so nasty, like they are literally like

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<v Speaker 2>why are they like veloscer raptor Like yeah, it looks

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<v Speaker 2>like men when they walk in the shoes, Like it's

0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:09.800
<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like twinkie men, Like twinky feet are skinny.

0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Skinny men's feet are really really scary.

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<v Speaker 1>But it mayes literally it's and I'm just like seeing

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<v Speaker 1>like I hate like men's thigh hair because it's like so.

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<v Speaker 2>Like why girl, you need to get like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what needs to happen, but then you used to

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<v Speaker 2>be conditioner and it needs to be.

0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Like that's what I say to women too. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>cut all your fucking hair off your nasty body all

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<v Speaker 1>that night. I actually do.

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<v Speaker 2>Think men should like cater to their leg hair because some.

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<v Speaker 4>Men's leg hair I'm like, whoa, you have no business.

0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Yours is pretty like yours isn't too crazy. There are

0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.920
<v Speaker 2>some men whose leg hair was really nasty. I'm just

0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.200
<v Speaker 2>honestly evening out the playing field, Like men should start

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<v Speaker 2>have to take care of their feet because women are

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<v Speaker 2>expected to. But Also, women's feet in general are just prettier.

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<v Speaker 2>Like men had nasty feet, women have pretty feet. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's just the way God did it. And it's because

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<v Speaker 2>men were supposed to like dig their toes into the

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<v Speaker 2>dirt so that they are like stable enough to like.

0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Swing them and throw their nails, and women were pretty.

0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Feet to stand in the kitchen. So like that's just

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<v Speaker 2>the way it was made.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I actually agree with you on that one,

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<v Speaker 1>and that women should shave their bodies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh period.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you laughing at? Did you find a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I found a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to that, I want to say, just

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<v Speaker 1>before it leaves my brain, but when I clip my

0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:38.160
<v Speaker 1>fingernails and toenails, like there's something to it where like

0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.720
<v Speaker 1>there's like epigenetic memories inside of my fingernails or some shit,

0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.960
<v Speaker 1>because like when I cut them, no, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>when I cut them, I feel ten percent weaker. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's something serious about nails, like they

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<v Speaker 1>are made to climb trees and make you feel stronger,

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<v Speaker 1>and like the nails were.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever strong enough to like give you grip.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that I know, but I'm just saying like there's

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<v Speaker 1>something to it, maybe in like the past, like I'm memorized.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something to it, like.

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<v Speaker 4>You I was only like climbing tree.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm gonna climb your tree tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are, Yeah, you are? All right? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see Kai.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there's another one.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sending it to us? So we have to

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<v Speaker 2>stand up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll send it to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like the one is so crazy crazy

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<v Speaker 1>lit Okay, So I think I was like six.

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<v Speaker 3>And that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Kai, that's just a picture of you in face?

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<v Speaker 2>App what that's just you from face?

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're trying to convince me that you're six years old?

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<v Speaker 2>Here, Bro, why did you take a picture of your

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing? And then you have eight million pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>yourself down there?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like one of those things where you change from

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<v Speaker 1>a lizard to like a human being.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you know what's crazy? This used to be technology

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<v Speaker 2>that was literally only kept behind doors for like missing people,

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<v Speaker 2>and now we just have it on our iPhone. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>is that actually you?

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty cute?

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<v Speaker 4>You look like a little girl.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a cute baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Kai, and Daddy, that's what they say

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<v Speaker 1>about us, Kai and Daddy, I'm daddy. Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually so jealous of people who are as old

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<v Speaker 2>as you and had video cameras as kids cameras like iconic.

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<v Speaker 4>Or no, because you know what it is. It actually

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<v Speaker 4>is crazy because I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when we were growing, digital cameras were like the

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<v Speaker 2>new thing, Like in like the really early two thousands,

0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.359
<v Speaker 2>people would switch like I have a bunch of pictures

0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.919
<v Speaker 2>of us, like as kids from film cameras. Like my

0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:03.560
<v Speaker 2>family was big disposable camera.

0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:07.840
<v Speaker 1>They were like ahead of the fucking curve, just like anybody's.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a disposable camera instead of just buying a film camera.

0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:15.000
<v Speaker 1>They're just like trendsetters, like they they started using film

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<v Speaker 1>cameras early on, and like now everybody wants.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, everybody wants to do what my family created.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahat us, starting Kodak was like a really big risk,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm really glad we did it because now we're

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<v Speaker 2>like so well long.

0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I know they're like rich and shit, but like.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we were growing up, like right when

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<v Speaker 2>digital cameras were becoming accessible to families, they were still

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<v Speaker 2>really expensive to have a digital camera. I saw this

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<v Speaker 2>thing the other day that like one of those older TVs,

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<v Speaker 2>like the box ones, was two thousand dollars when they

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<v Speaker 2>first started rolling out, which is fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, like the big screen one, Yeah, like.

0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:52.359
<v Speaker 2>A twenty seven inch like fucking like box ass TV,

0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Like the crtvs were like two thousand dollars. But I

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<v Speaker 2>looked it up and like digital cameras that now were

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking thirty bucks were literally like seven hundred dollars,

0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.240
<v Speaker 2>So it was still like a big feat to have one.

0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:05.679
<v Speaker 2>But my family finally got one in like two thousand

0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.800
<v Speaker 2>and six, but then from then on, I don't even

0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.360
<v Speaker 2>there's like this huge gap of photos because my family,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, was like so much more into using like

0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.960
<v Speaker 2>film cameras than digital cameras, so like the ones they got,

0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:22.200
<v Speaker 2>they never really used. And there were only two tapes

0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.480
<v Speaker 2>that I've found for my household, and they were like

0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:29.439
<v Speaker 2>for my family's work, Like my dad remodels homes, and

0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.320
<v Speaker 2>he had like before and after videos of like the

0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:34.600
<v Speaker 2>homes he had done to show to clients, but we

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<v Speaker 2>like didn't have I have no videos of me talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Before fourteen, my brothers they got like a mini DV

0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:46.760
<v Speaker 1>camera for Christmas. One year, and the only videos I

0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.960
<v Speaker 1>have of me talking from that age are like me

0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:52.160
<v Speaker 1>cussing because they thought it was hilarious and they would

0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:54.720
<v Speaker 1>just make me cuss, and then them beating the shit

0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:57.920
<v Speaker 1>out of me, and then them forcing me and mattle

0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:00.680
<v Speaker 1>on to do like jackass stunts and like rolling as

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<v Speaker 1>downhills and ship in cars. And I'm going to ask

0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:05.560
<v Speaker 1>them for that footage because they still have it all

0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:07.479
<v Speaker 1>and that would be like really funny just to like

0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:08.760
<v Speaker 1>to watch. Yeah.

0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I literally get like a pain of envy when I

0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:13.080
<v Speaker 2>see videos of people when they were younger. But I

0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:17.800
<v Speaker 2>feel like people who were born in like ninety six

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<v Speaker 2>and before usually are more likely to have like a

0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:25.000
<v Speaker 2>plethora of videos because in the mid nineties is when

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<v Speaker 2>it became also super.

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<v Speaker 1>By Seth Rogan like Hill by Seth.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the name of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Mid Nineties by Rogan Hill by Rogan Hill.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you nailed that. True?

0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:39.840
<v Speaker 4>Wait is that actually the name of that movie?

0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:43.720
<v Speaker 3>It's called mid Nineties but true Schizophrenic And it's.

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<v Speaker 2>No Rogan Hill. You said Rogan Hill, right, Yeah.

0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.600
<v Speaker 1>By Rogan Hill, Jonah Hill gizophrenic one.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, Yeah, it's Rogan Hill.

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't And oh oh Roman Hill. Oh no, it

0:20:56.680 --> 0:20:58.000
<v Speaker 1>is more wrong.

0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, because there's Roman Hill and then there's

0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Seth Rogan. That's why we keep getting a messages because

0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Seth Rogan makes the weak stuff. Rogan Hill is the director.

0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Mid nineties of skateboarding content.

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<v Speaker 3>There's really no hope for you guys with this.

0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:15.760
<v Speaker 1>The craziest thing about Roman Hill was he was a YouTuber,

0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.600
<v Speaker 1>a skateboarder YouTuber, and he also had cameras.

0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he always liked them so much that he

0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:23.240
<v Speaker 2>was like, there should be my job.

0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. But it became

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:28.400
<v Speaker 2>like a I think it was more common for people

0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:30.200
<v Speaker 2>to have it also if you had older siblings, like

0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:32.760
<v Speaker 2>all my homies with like a big age gap between

0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:35.199
<v Speaker 2>their other siblings usually have videos on themselves because they

0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:39.280
<v Speaker 2>had like some older sibling who was like a teenager

0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:41.280
<v Speaker 2>when they were young, ye got the family camera. I

0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:43.680
<v Speaker 2>was like bored and was like my film people.

0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.000
<v Speaker 1>My younger I mean my older brothers and sisters, they

0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 1>all have like an insane amount of footage of them

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:52.040
<v Speaker 1>when they were a kid, in an insane amount of photos.

0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:53.600
<v Speaker 1>And then when it got to me and Madeline. They

0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:56.320
<v Speaker 1>were just like, okay, like, what are we going to

0:21:56.400 --> 0:21:57.120
<v Speaker 1>do with these photos?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we know why they didn't want to take Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My father loved me.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear I wouldn't want photo documentation of y'all until

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<v Speaker 2>you got like normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for show old jelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Really cute baby, these crispy jelly beans.

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<v Speaker 3>There's an old video of me as a baby, and like,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad comes into the kitchen and I'm sitting on

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<v Speaker 3>the counter and I'm covered in peanut butter, and I'm like, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no the viral peanut butter baby is you.

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<v Speaker 2>That would make sense because you're like, what fifty, Now

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<v Speaker 2>that's actually fucking amazing. Yeah, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess I just never told you guys that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it'd be cool if you like were able to

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<v Speaker 2>monetize that. But now you're just like fifty and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like fifty, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>He's forty eight, Okay, Yeah, but I just round up

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<v Speaker 2>with people's age.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna transition to conversation and I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>some things out loud, and I want to get your reaction.

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<v Speaker 2>I really have to poop.

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<v Speaker 1>Benda ruse.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a candy or something that's like I know

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<v Speaker 2>what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, zoo books, Yeah, slushy magic. Is that that thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you squished that you fucked? Yeah, that's why it

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<v Speaker 1>was the first pocket pussy I ever had. Like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, whoa, I lost my virginity.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a really good one because you can

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<v Speaker 2>do it. However, it's your means. You you probably still

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<v Speaker 2>use any but you have to squish it like this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that ship was like maybe no, that ship

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<v Speaker 1>got rotten quick, like I had to throw that, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like what if I just one episode had

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<v Speaker 2>my vibrate or hanging here charging like buzzing.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I just wanted to. But bender rus are

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<v Speaker 1>like a like these are all like TV like ads

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<v Speaker 1>of toys that.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember like something about it is purple but bend rous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. They're like the little like they're almost

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<v Speaker 1>like pipe cleaners, but they're made out of like wax

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<v Speaker 1>in metal and you like can form them.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking of.

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<v Speaker 2>There was like a kangaroo, like a cereal with a

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<v Speaker 2>kangaroo as a mascot.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bendaroo.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I've never seen that in my life. WHOA, really,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen you in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kungaroos, I've never heard of that either. What is

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<v Speaker 1>this from? But yeah, lost my virginity to a slushy magic.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to a photo of all three of those when

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<v Speaker 1>they go down, or when I say.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, when it goes down.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy, Oh, dunk a ruse, dunk a ruse. That

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'm thinking of, dunkaroos. Okay, well, let's transition

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation again and talk about the absolute choke hold

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<v Speaker 1>san Rio has on the girls. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's awesome is uh san Rio was just

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<v Speaker 2>a small gift shop that was originally selling a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of Snoopy stuff. So it was like a small gift

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<v Speaker 2>shop that this man had owned. And then he I

0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:17.919
<v Speaker 2>think he started like licensing out Snoopy products because like

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<v Speaker 2>getting licenses to make Snoopy products because he realized after

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<v Speaker 2>having a few Snoopy items in the store that those

0:25:24.160 --> 0:25:26.720
<v Speaker 2>were like flying off the shelf. And then he was

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<v Speaker 2>just like for a while getting licenses from the Snoopy

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<v Speaker 2>like whoe our owned Snoopy to make a few products.

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<v Speaker 2>But then after a while of him becoming like a

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<v Speaker 2>store that people would come for snoopy stuff. He was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, dude, I need to make my own character

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<v Speaker 2>because I could be like creating a whole new franchise

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:45.600
<v Speaker 2>instead of just like giving money to this franchise. And

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:48.280
<v Speaker 2>then they made Hello Kitty. And also when they made

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:52.399
<v Speaker 2>the Hello Kitty cartoon, he was so against Hello Kitty

0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:54.680
<v Speaker 2>having a mouth, and that was like a big issue

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 2>that he was like, she shouldn't have a mouth. She's

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:58.359
<v Speaker 2>never had a mouth, why would she have a mouth.

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:02.040
<v Speaker 2>And then she would argue because it seems like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, well I didn't even think about it like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a meaning behind that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, did you know that Hello Kitties from London?

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<v Speaker 1>London?

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Which yeah, because I were really infatuated in that time,

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:19.880
<v Speaker 2>like with London, and they were all like, we really

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>want to go to London, Like that's like the spot

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<v Speaker 2>in like seventy actually maybe even before Hello Kitties, like

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<v Speaker 2>actually the oldest boned.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, London was like the town for a while and

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<v Speaker 1>then it became New York and Paris and now it's

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<v Speaker 1>la like because we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, oh no, nineteen seventy four, Oh my god, she's

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<v Speaker 2>like fifty, she's fucking haggardy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got to quit it age.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the first thing they made was this. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>they made like a little pocket book a pocket, right,

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 2>a little coin pocket thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, what were you insinuating? I know, trying to

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<v Speaker 3>say a pocket pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say that word. God, I would never say

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:05.440
<v Speaker 1>that word.

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:10.360
<v Speaker 2>You can, I use you like a pocket ussy.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone told me that.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying ussy is worse than saying pussy, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that.

0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, the p word is literally scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I love saying ussy. That's my new thing is saying

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<v Speaker 2>ussy instead of pussy, because pussy is a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>My My new thing is saying the house. Like I'll

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:29.439
<v Speaker 1>just say, like, oh, that camera is the house, or

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:32.760
<v Speaker 1>like hello, the house. It's just something me and my

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.880
<v Speaker 1>friend's made up and that we like say to each other.

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, but like, can you like this that.

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Headband is the house? No, no, no, it's not referring to

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>the house like in the house, it's just the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I'll try to implement that, but it seems a

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:47.840
<v Speaker 2>bit confusing and hard.

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<v Speaker 6>To get up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, we did make it up. Me and

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<v Speaker 1>my friends made.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I try my penis is the house?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That works, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Having So it's your This is the most sun that's

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:05.920
<v Speaker 2>ever come into this room while we've ever been on you.

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 2>I know. Wait, why am I mister bright Side looks.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Like mister bright sad? Yeah, okay, well, let's transition again,

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>because I have so many notes.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to stop saying let's transition. You can just.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Start a new sentence.

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:26.400
<v Speaker 1>What why is that that? Why is that that? Why

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 1>is this bad? No?

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Because it's fucking weird in a conversation. Imagine we were

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.920
<v Speaker 2>just talking and I'm like, all right, so let's transition

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>to the next topic. Saying that conversation.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 3>Very natural, it's it would like snap me out of

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:45.280
<v Speaker 2>It literally like makes it feel like we're following like

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, like it makes me scared.

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:54.160
<v Speaker 1>You're saying that, Well, okay, I'm actively trying to beat

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>the U drew Print allegations and it's really hard for me.

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 1>It's hard for me actually because I don't want to

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>be the drew Print, but like it just just forced

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>onto me.

0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because like it's hard to look at you

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>and not want to beat you. Because you're so gorgeous,

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 2>But are you naturally gorgeous? Or have you had work done?

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not, there's something wrong with getting work done.

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing wrong with that.

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Literally, just it pushed into my face. Man, that she's bullshit.

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, more power is you if you get it done,

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm happy for you, but you.

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Sound really condescending about.

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 3>It though, like Drew print, is that like when it

0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 3>presses up against the.

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Sweatpants, the gray sweatpant challenge, you don't play that enough,

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>like I missed that in the house.

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>No, the thing is is, I'm not off this transition

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>to conversation because like I'm making this fucking conversation flow

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>by saying that, because it would just be silent if

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't bringing you top it would not it would

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 1>be silent.

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 2>You can bring the topics, but just like a normal

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.400
<v Speaker 2>conversation saying all right, so let's.

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>Transition conversation done that.

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 4>You've never done that.

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>So it's like so confusing for to like hear you

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 2>do that.

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:09.200
<v Speaker 1>You know this is bullshit. I'm being attacked for doing

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 1>my job.

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Since Drew has been sober now in the friend group,

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 2>he's the Drew ber so we don't have to call Uber.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>We have drew Bery like Uber them around.

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I made that up and it was awesome

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 2>when I did, and like everybody picked me up on

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 2>a chair and like took me down the streets like

0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 2>a little parade, and then I got dropped off at home.

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 2>M hmm.

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's nice. And I your parade.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Is coming up. Wait, is that is that June? Yeah?

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Your parin a month the way, No, your month, the

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 2>whole month for you is coming up.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Are you going to.

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Celebrate Spanic Carritage Month?

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 2>No, you're you're not. You were not.

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:53.120
<v Speaker 3>Work' the one that's not the one referencing.

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 2>It's you know, you go into Target, you know special.

0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Times a week for veterans. I swear to God, like

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>even a month for that, you know. No, I swear

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 1>like this is crazy.

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>No, it's that special time of year when you walk

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 2>into Target and you feel something is happening. And it's

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>because there's so many nice decorations for you.

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Merch month, That's what it is, right, It's when all.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>The companies get to get together and make more money

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:20.200
<v Speaker 2>than they've ever made. All.

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's really interesting.

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Me and Drew decided we're going to drop Pride merch.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, emergency allies, Yeah, emergency or you come merchant.

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna say we're going to donate it, but super smart.

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, because therefore we're making the merch for allies. So

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>it's just going to say, like, I'm not gay, but

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 2>I know some people who are.

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Am I gay, but I like kind of support the

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 1>cause I'm.

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Not gay, So don't ever mistake me for that in

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 2>terms of like my support the lifestyle. I'm okay with

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 2>you guys for now.

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 3>Dude. One time I was Withdrew and we ordered an

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 3>Uber and you open the app and he saw that

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 3>the line was Andrew said, I'm not getting in that

0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 3>car and I.

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Literally like, wasn't gonna get in? This is crazy. I

0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 1>stopped using Uber that day.

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because why did they do that? Well, Well, you

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 2>could have seen it like Rainbow Road from Mario Car.

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 2>What if it was just a Mario movie.

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Drew walked out.

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Of Mario movie when that scene came on.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>It's never that never that.

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Never Well, yeah, your month is coming, so we're gonna

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 2>do something special for for Drew.

0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck, I got something to say. I like literally

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 1>completely forget.

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 2>What if I literally got everybody to like bombard and

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 2>harass you all month, that would.

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 4>Be fucked up.

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Like, No, I would eat that up. What are you

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about? I would literally love that. That's like my

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 1>dream is to be yes, Like, that's literally my favorite

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 1>time of the year.

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes my scabs are like like, right here is a

0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:52.120
<v Speaker 2>piece of skin where when I get like a cut

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>or something, my body will make too much skin on

0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>top of a scab, and then sometimes randomly it starts itching,

0:32:56.920 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 2>and I think it's literally my body, like that's need

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.960
<v Speaker 2>to get rid of this. Oh at least it's not

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 2>where it used to be though, because I used to

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:04.960
<v Speaker 2>get a lot of wards.

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 1>On your genitals.

0:33:06.080 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it would like honestly bothered me because my

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>underwear would scratch up against it, so it would just

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 2>be bleeding all the time. So I felt like I

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 2>had like a twenty four to seven period, But it

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>was just my wards popping from my tight underwear.

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>That does like suck. Well, I'm entering my Karen arc.

0:33:21.600 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh are you start yelling at people?

0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like when people fuck up my order after an

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 1>eight hour shift and I go in thirteen minutes before closing,

0:33:28.720 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I am just the exact same customer that came

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 1>in here when it was four hours before closing. Like

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>you better treat me with I'm saying, and I want

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>fresh I want fresh ingredients.

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 4>Turn the friars back on.

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck. Turn on the stove. Yeah,

0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 2>start back up the espresso machine.

0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 4>I actually do have a big pack.

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>What am I paying you for? You know? Like, what's

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 1>the fucking point?

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I know, like I'm gonna start just leaving no tips.

0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of my vibe. It's like that's not my duty,

0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't need to give you a tip, Like.

0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm so with you on that. Yeah, so you might.

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Be ahead of me on that because you haven't tipped

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 2>for what five years now?

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Seven?

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh wow, that's a good street seven years sober

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 2>tipping tipping services about me.

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:15.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm kidding, guys. I like tip so much.

0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I just tip on it's un ironically like I

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>over tipped because I feel so Actually, I literally get

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:29.359
<v Speaker 1>so uncomfortable. Last night last night, I texted Andy at

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 1>like one and I was like, I really have to

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 1>do this, and I know this is disgusting, but I

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>literally have to do this, and I ordered hot cheetos

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:41.439
<v Speaker 1>them no, they're in my bed. But I ordered hot

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:46.640
<v Speaker 1>cheetos at one am, and I felt so bad because

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the only stores that were open were the ones where

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>you have to like go and collect it yourself like

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:52.919
<v Speaker 1>the Uber driver does, and so I just felt so bad.

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 1>So I like texted him like before he even or

0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 1>right after you accept it, before you even got the Walgreens,

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, thank you so much, and we

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>had just like a nice conversation, and I think it

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 1>low key was a little flirty, and I said leave

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 1>it at the door, and he made me come and

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>get it from him at the door, which I thought

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:15.720
<v Speaker 1>was like crazy. But also my picture on uber eats

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.360
<v Speaker 1>is of like the little baby monkey evo.

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:20.600
<v Speaker 6>Let me show you he's really cool, so he was

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 6>flirting with an animal, so it wasn't a BZ. But

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 6>look at okay, why does Uber let you use not

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:31.359
<v Speaker 6>a photo.

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Of your size?

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of dangerous.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 4>W how do they find you when you.

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Call an uber?

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 3>But he looking for a monkey with I'm looking for.

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 2>The cutest little monkey with a banjo.

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 1>It felt I felt so bad making him do that

0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 1>at one am that I literally tipped him fourteen dollars,

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:52.800
<v Speaker 1>which is fucking crazy for a bag of hot chips, Like, so.

0:35:52.600 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 2>How was your thirty bag of dollar bag of hot chips?

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 4>Is worth it?

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>No? Because I literally laid in that bed eating them,

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:00.680
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, am I gonna COVID right now?

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Because I literally can't taste this? They were under seasoned,

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Like it was crazy. I want to try ump No, okay,

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 1>near mine?

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, I hope you have COVID, bitch.

0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, my total was fourteen dollars. I misspoke. I just

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 1>wanted to set the record straight. Twenty three.

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's how much you tipped. M that's cool. I

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 2>guess Drew.

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Tips me way more than that with my tip.

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's because if you're doing a sexual act, I

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 2>would hope you're asking for more than seven dollars. Kai,

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>what's your self respect?

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 1>I tay to do me.

0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a part of that's a part of his job,

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:41.879
<v Speaker 2>the contract. Yeah, he put that in there.

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:42.879
<v Speaker 3>Most of my job.

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it is seventy percent of the work

0:36:45.320 --> 0:36:47.920
<v Speaker 2>you do. So, but we got to keep this logoy

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 2>happy so he keeps coming back.

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it will be dangerous, it'll be dangerous.

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say something before you did all that,

0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 2>and then I forgot. Oh, actually I do have a

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 2>fucking pet peep with coffee shops, So.

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Hold on before I just spoke because it's a podcast. Wow. Wow,

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 1>How is that any better than me saying which transition

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 1>a conversation? Yeah? See, that's how my brain operates and

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 1>works like it works for me.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, before you fucking killed my butt. But I

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 2>was gonna say that I actually do have a pet

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 2>people with coffee shops turning off their machines like thirty

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 2>minutes before they closed, because at that point, you're not

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 2>a fucking coffee shop bitch, You're a water stand. Like

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.439
<v Speaker 2>why why are your doors still open? If I'm coming

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.439
<v Speaker 2>in and I'm asking for a latte thirty minutes before

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:41.760
<v Speaker 2>you close, It's like we just turned off our machine

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes ago. It's like cool, then why are you

0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:44.400
<v Speaker 2>so they just.

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Clicked the button and turn it back on, Like I'm

0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>being bad, serious, Like it's that easy. You just have

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 1>to fucking warm.

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:52.719
<v Speaker 2>That's also what I think is that I'm like, we'll

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.920
<v Speaker 2>turn it on, like it's not fucking nineteen thirty. It

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 2>doesn't take eighteen years for taking heat up.

0:37:57.200 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 4>But I think it's because they have to clean.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>The fuck out of the coffee machine so that they

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 2>like don't calcify and get all fucked up. Because even

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 2>with the one I have, like sometimes you have to

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:06.879
<v Speaker 2>go in there and like really scrub it to work

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:10.360
<v Speaker 2>because you're supposed to keep it clean. Because like that,

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:13.400
<v Speaker 2>like the little ones, the soavetops get so much calcium

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 2>build up in it. I don't know why. I don't

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.360
<v Speaker 2>know if it's like a chemical reaction from the coffee

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 2>to the metal.

0:38:18.880 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I think it's the lexipro that boils out of the tap.

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Water, and I wish it came out of the top

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 2>of I'd be too lit.

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I've been having a fluoride stare a lot recently.

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:30.280
<v Speaker 2>I think you've always had that kind.

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Of Also, I did like a look snacks and deep dive,

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>which it's crazy that that became mainstream.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.399
<v Speaker 3>What does that technically mean? Is that just like doing

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.279
<v Speaker 3>everything to make you look yeah, exactly the best.

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Like bone smashing and like all that shit, like really

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 1>like mewing, yeah, mewing, but oh cool, it's crazy, it

0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 1>won't blur it. It's crazy that looks maxing and the

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>idea of like bone smashing and all this shit became

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 1>mainstream in the last like month.

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:10.440
<v Speaker 2>What is bone smashing?

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:13.399
<v Speaker 1>It's literally what it sounds like. It's like going in

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 1>with like a hammer or an object to like smash

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 1>your cheek bones in your forehead to like make it

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:23.719
<v Speaker 1>regrow and recalcify and become like more prominent. Because like

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:27.120
<v Speaker 1>in these like communities and circles, they think like having

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 1>like sunken in cheeks and like better sharper jaw lines

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:35.600
<v Speaker 1>and broader foreheads and all that shit are like sexually attractive,

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and it's like it's all the inseels like it's all.

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>That's why people like love me so much because I

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:40.240
<v Speaker 2>have such.

0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:43.960
<v Speaker 1>A strong jaw fell on exactly.

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:45.719
<v Speaker 2>That's what they always say about me. They're like, I

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.240
<v Speaker 2>wish I could look like you, but sorry, mine's all natural.

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:51.919
<v Speaker 2>I just look like this great too.

0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Why are you at me?

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, you guys are doing a podcast and I'm the producer,

0:39:58.080 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 3>so I'll just typically look at you guys while you talk.

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 2>You're done. What isn't it crazy that when this comes out,

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll literally be about to get on a plane to

0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 2>go to Korea. Like that's kind of crazy.

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Huh, that is sick.

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what I say when I walk into your room

0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 2>because it stinks with your oyster candle drew as a

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.040
<v Speaker 2>candle that I genuinely believe smells like an oyster and

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but like the smell of it

0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 2>freaks me the fuck out.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>It smells like your clam.

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying this literally what smells like. It

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 2>smells like I spread your little clam open, fucking rubbed

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>it and then rubbed the walls.

0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 1>With the I literally love the way it smells. But

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:36.440
<v Speaker 1>that's because I like love gash and eating it and

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.240
<v Speaker 1>the slam person shape.

0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 2>You should say that?

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:42.840
<v Speaker 4>Is that what you're saying?

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:44.440
<v Speaker 3>That what they call it in Ireland.

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:47.760
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. I literally have no idea.

0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>What's cool is For this episode, the only thing I

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 2>wrote down was I'm not meant to see a man's

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:55.160
<v Speaker 2>toes Like That's the only thing I wrote down.

0:40:55.239 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I write down so much every single episode because I smells.

0:41:02.080 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I actually love the picture of the cat laying down

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:09.200
<v Speaker 2>between the girl's legs and his shoes. When I posted

0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 2>that my story, people were like, bitch, war are your

0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:13.560
<v Speaker 2>toes out? I'm like, that is not me. What like

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 2>this photo that's obviously from two thousand and eight, You

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 2>think I just took that on my iPhone fourteen and

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:20.200
<v Speaker 2>posted it to my story?

0:41:20.440 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? For really?

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Like what that is?

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Literally weird? Chorus? Fuck? Well, I decided, uh that furries

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>are not bad people and they're very misunderstood, and that

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 1>I am going to explore my furism. Yeah, I'm gonna

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 1>explore it.

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Do people think that furries are bad or is it

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:42.240
<v Speaker 3>just that they're weird?

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it's that they're weird and bad.

0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 1>There's like one bad Apple story like where furries are

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 1>like every once in a while, one out of a

0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>million are like fucking creepy and like nasty and weird

0:41:56.120 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 1>bestiality shit, and they think they're bad. But like, yeah, it.

0:42:01.800 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Is really fucking weird. Though, I'm sorry, Like it is weird, really,

0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:05.960
<v Speaker 2>it really is.

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys remember that one husky that people were

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:12.640
<v Speaker 3>thirstying after on TikTok. Yes, that's the closest I've gotten

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:13.239
<v Speaker 3>to being a furry.

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that there's really cool suits.

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 2>There's really there's like this guy who makes crazy for

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 2>five nights at Freddie suits Like they're actually fucking insane,

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:25.479
<v Speaker 2>and it's crazy that he's making them at his home

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 2>because they look so fucking good. And I did have

0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 2>a point where I was super obsessed and I was like, damn,

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:32.239
<v Speaker 2>I really need to see this in real life. But

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 2>he obviously lives in the middle of nowhere, because nobody

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>living in a major city is doing that kind of

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 2>ship because like there's things to do outside, Like, if

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:44.040
<v Speaker 2>you want to be a furry, you go back to Grandbury,

0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 2>it will just happen naturally.

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I feel it's probably a community.

0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyways, I feel like any like small town in

0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:52.919
<v Speaker 2>the middle of America. It's literally just like there's nothing

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:54.200
<v Speaker 2>else to do, and it's like, fucking I want to

0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:58.640
<v Speaker 2>be a dog. Like a dog, fuck it, I'm bored

0:42:58.640 --> 0:42:59.840
<v Speaker 2>as I'm about to be a cat.

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Like no, not just this, I saw this in the thumbnail. Also,

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 1>I think I have to clarify I don't actually want

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.840
<v Speaker 1>to be a fucking furry. I hope that just didn't

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 1>go over everyone's head.

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't think anybody who listening to this far into

0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 2>an episode genuine thinks you're gonna be a furry, because

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:21.640
<v Speaker 2>one you don't leave the house.

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 1>But I did leave the house yesterday to go get

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.399
<v Speaker 1>chick fil A. I went to go get Chick fil

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 1>A yesterday. It was like the first time I had

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 1>left the house on my own in like two days.

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:34.600
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, like, I'm gonna get Like

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it was the first time in my life I decided

0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:38.760
<v Speaker 1>that I was gonna get chick fil A. It's normally

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:41.040
<v Speaker 1>like Chick fil A like comes to me, like other

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 1>people get it, or like I'm going Chick fil A.

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I've never actively been like, oh, I'm gonna go get

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:47.839
<v Speaker 1>chick fil A. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 1>go get it, like, let's fucking go. And I drove

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 1>all the way there and it was fucking closed because

0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:54.280
<v Speaker 1>it was Sunday.

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe that's what you get for even supporting something

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:01.320
<v Speaker 2>that's so against what's literally so innate to you.

0:44:01.440 --> 0:44:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just like it's internalized at this point, like

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I really am. I just do not like it. But

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I did listen to.

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:13.359
<v Speaker 2>IQ eighty four.

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, IQ eighty four, And there was another book I

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 1>listened to.

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:19.279
<v Speaker 2>You listened to the whole book on the way No.

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I got like an hour into one of them. And

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>then because I left, like hell early and I just

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:28.280
<v Speaker 1>drove around and then I got into a George Orwell book.

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:32.839
<v Speaker 1>I forget what it's called. Yeah, but nineteen eighty four, yes,

0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 1>it literally was nineteen eighty four.

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh really yeah?

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Let me actually, look, what do you I've never listened

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 2>to an audiobook in my life.

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:41.719
<v Speaker 1>I can read.

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 2>We just got to get you those books in your

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:48.120
<v Speaker 2>what's the way for dyslexic people when it's like the

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 2>bionic Yeah, we just got to get you bionic books.

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Is there a company that makes bionic books? Because that

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 2>would be led a.

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Billion dollar idea. Yeah. Oh, I listened to Norwegian would

0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 1>buy Mirakami? Uh one eighty four you York call me

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:09.080
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty four or well not all the way through.

0:45:09.120 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>But I was just getting bored of each of them.

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:15.840
<v Speaker 2>When you listen to audiobooks, do you also use your

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:16.879
<v Speaker 2>phone at the same time or do.

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:19.760
<v Speaker 1>You just listen. I just kind of chill out.

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:21.520
<v Speaker 2>You sleep, you take your eighteen map.

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:21.799
<v Speaker 3>Of the day.

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Actually I haven't been apping recently.

0:45:25.640 --> 0:45:28.560
<v Speaker 2>That's good. I haven't been staying up super late, so

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I actually wake up at reasonable times. But I agree

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 2>with my same ideology that someone like me who has

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 2>full autonomy of what to do with my dation and

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 2>be waking up so early because there's literally nothing for

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 2>me to do, Like I just don't need to be

0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:47.000
<v Speaker 2>alive and awake and cognitive like cognitive for that long

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 2>in my day because then it's like five PM, and

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually freaking out because then by the time it

0:45:51.080 --> 0:45:52.839
<v Speaker 2>gets to like four or five PM, I'm like, dude,

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:54.640
<v Speaker 2>I still have a whole day ahead of me. And

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 2>then I like get this weird ramp of energy where

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:57.719
<v Speaker 2>I want to do a bunch of stuff but the

0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:00.600
<v Speaker 2>day is ending and it's like really confusing for my brain.

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like I need to do something. I

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 2>need to do something, I need to do something. And

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 2>then it's nine PM and I like have like the

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 2>adrenaline sweats because I didn't do anything, and I just

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:10.720
<v Speaker 2>like knock out because I tucker myself out from thinking

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 2>about things I should have done with my day.

0:46:13.040 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Or you could wake up early and then nap in

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the day.

0:46:16.800 --> 0:46:18.719
<v Speaker 2>You like to wake up at six am, but then

0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:20.719
<v Speaker 2>take a nap at eleven am.

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:23.959
<v Speaker 1>And wake up at one it's lit. Also, Josiah pointed out,

0:46:24.040 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't nap on the couch anymore. And I don't

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 1>know if y'all remember, but I accuse that couch of

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:33.319
<v Speaker 1>having like head a black mold inside of it. And

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I stopped napping on the couch when I lay down

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 1>on the couch because normally it would just knock me

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.319
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out when I sat in my spot. But

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:42.759
<v Speaker 1>the black mold is gone, like it's out of this house.

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:45.520
<v Speaker 1>And I truly believe that it was literally seeping into

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 1>my system and like putting me to sleep and knocking

0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:48.399
<v Speaker 1>me out.

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 2>We gotta get some more on that couch so you

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 2>actually lay on it. Yeah, but that is not a

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 2>laying couch. That's a sitting up right, sitting up and

0:46:56.000 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 2>watching me play Fortnite. I haven't played Fortnite in a while.

0:46:58.640 --> 0:46:59.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like a torture couch.

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 2>You hate that cat, You hates our couch. I love

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:04.720
<v Speaker 2>our couch.

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think we've showed them our couch.

0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that.

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:11.080
<v Speaker 1>But this is another thing I wanted to talk about,

0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:16.040
<v Speaker 1>is have you ever actually looked at the Moodlander, the Moonlander,

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 1>that the thing that landed on the moon. It literally

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:21.760
<v Speaker 1>looks like it was made out of Wooden dow Rod's

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:23.399
<v Speaker 1>tinfoil and like.

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:24.800
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't real.

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying I'm denying the

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.520
<v Speaker 1>moon landing, but like, look at that thing, and you're

0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:32.400
<v Speaker 1>telling me that flew through fucking outer space and landed

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:32.879
<v Speaker 1>on the moon.

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Like somebody on TikTok is like I'm gonna make remake

0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:38.880
<v Speaker 2>a Nogucci piece of furniture, and like this is what

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:39.400
<v Speaker 2>they end up.

0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Also, they stole those copper pipes from like another building. Yeah,

0:47:45.400 --> 0:47:46.720
<v Speaker 1>street like crazy.

0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 2>It's literally aluminum foil on this bitch. This shit's crazy. Yeah,

0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 2>that's not real. On the set of that eBay commercial,

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:54.839
<v Speaker 2>like add thing I'm in. By the time this comes out,

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:57.439
<v Speaker 2>I think I had to post the real I made

0:47:57.480 --> 0:47:59.919
<v Speaker 2>a joke about not believing in the mood landing. No,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 2>but he laught like nobody in that room found that funny. Yeah,

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 2>because Mark, the guy was with, said something. He was

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 2>like he was talking about the watch that he was

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 2>recommending for me, and he was like he was like,

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:14.279
<v Speaker 2>this watch could get wet, I could go anywhere with you.

0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Like he was like he was like, oh, it was

0:48:16.480 --> 0:48:17.640
<v Speaker 2>the first watch on them.

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I think squirts the watch squirts too.

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:22.840
<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's like in case you square on it

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>and watches can't squirt, Like it's like it's someone's fingering

0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 2>you with their watch on it.

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:29.720
<v Speaker 1>That's actually like a really good idea.

0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good way to promote watches to only Drake.

0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Drake would hear that would be like, oh, still something

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.560
<v Speaker 2>only Drake would want.

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 4>But he was like, it's the.

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 2>First watch on the moon. And then I was like,

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:49.399
<v Speaker 2>that's interesting if the moon landing was real and nobody left, Yeah,

0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 2>that's not funny. The moon landing is real. And then

0:48:52.200 --> 0:48:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I had to be like I was joking, I believe

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:55.839
<v Speaker 2>in it. But then as I was standing on.

0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:57.319
<v Speaker 1>That like saying I wanted to be.

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.279
<v Speaker 2>And I as I was sitting on this stage, I

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:03.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, do I believe in the moon landing? Like

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:05.359
<v Speaker 2>I was just told that I've never looked into it,

0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Like I just believe it because people talk about it

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:09.480
<v Speaker 2>a lot, Like I've literally never.

0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Like that that there's a lot of curious information that

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>it's just like it. I'm gonna choose to believe it

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 1>because I want it to be real, so it's real

0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:23.320
<v Speaker 1>to me, But like I'm not denying all the weird

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:31.720
<v Speaker 1>like inconsistencies with like landing, it's very curious. It's very

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:33.720
<v Speaker 1>very curious, or something.

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Like zoom into the moon from because you know, like

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 3>people have telescopes, like consumer level telescopes, you can like

0:49:41.520 --> 0:49:44.480
<v Speaker 3>zoom the fucking on something. Can you see the flag?

0:49:44.600 --> 0:49:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Or like, well, I just I literally saw something like

0:49:49.160 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 1>literally yesterday. This is what spurred this or this thought

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:54.759
<v Speaker 1>was like someone was like, yeah, but like why can't

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I see the flag from the moon? And then someone

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:58.719
<v Speaker 1>was like you literally can just you look at it

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 1>with the telescope. And then now that person was like

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't see it? Why can't you? And I think

0:50:03.040 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 1>like it literally just depends on like what side you're on,

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 1>like it's photoshop or they did the moon landing, and

0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:14.200
<v Speaker 1>flat earthers have like a counter argument to literally everything

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:19.560
<v Speaker 1>you say, so like it's just the conversation is so

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 1>far you can't see it. You can't.

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:24.319
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not possible for a telescope to see the

0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 3>flags on the moon. The flags are only one hundred

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:29.240
<v Speaker 3>and twenty one centimeters four feet long, and the average

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:32.520
<v Speaker 3>home telescope can only see objects larger than one point

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 3>five kilometers, but I still feel like there's guys on

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:42.839
<v Speaker 3>TikTok that like have exact industrial level telescopes for some reason, and.

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:46.839
<v Speaker 2>I just like like I don't care, Like I know

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:48.880
<v Speaker 2>they go there now, but I'm like this has nothing

0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 2>to do with me, Like this is so.

0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually, haven't been back?

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think that.

0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 2>What is SpaceX not launching shit to the fucking moon

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 2>every three.

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 1>No, they're like testing it so they can launch it

0:50:58.640 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 1>on the moon.

0:50:59.040 --> 0:51:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, then I don't think we been there because like, bitch,

0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:02.360
<v Speaker 2>if you've been there, go.

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Back like that's that's literally everyone's argument is like I

0:51:05.800 --> 0:51:08.680
<v Speaker 1>don't think we've been there because if we've gone there,

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:10.719
<v Speaker 1>or that they went there and they found something that

0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 1>we weren't supposed to see, or that like when we

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:17.320
<v Speaker 1>launched into space we hit the fucking firmament. There's like

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 1>a lot of ideas where it's like, literally, I don't

0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:22.319
<v Speaker 1>think we've been there because why wouldn't we go back?

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, like what just fucking go back?

0:51:24.880 --> 0:51:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Crazy that they launched it with something less powerful than

0:51:28.600 --> 0:51:29.239
<v Speaker 1>my iPhone.

0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:32.440
<v Speaker 3>It's like it had like memory of like one hundred

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:34.080
<v Speaker 3>and twenty eight kilobytes or something.

0:51:34.120 --> 0:51:37.960
<v Speaker 1>It's just fucking crazy, like.

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Its seconds of this podcast.

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that shit's not real, bro, I don't believe in

0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 2>that shit. But also my thing is like I am

0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:48.279
<v Speaker 2>just perfect candidate for like propaganda, because anything the government says,

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:49.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh okay.

0:51:49.760 --> 0:51:52.959
<v Speaker 1>Right right, yeah. No, I was literally like anything you.

0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Tell me unless it has to do with like my

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:59.759
<v Speaker 2>moral standings. Yeah, but for the most part, I'm like, okay.

0:51:59.560 --> 0:52:03.799
<v Speaker 1>I have literally been so easily indoctrinated into like the

0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:07.440
<v Speaker 1>extremeist cult that is like America, like in American science.

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Like it's fucking crazy, it's so easy.

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But also it's because like I'm not about to

0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:13.840
<v Speaker 2>sit here fucking fight with bitches over the moon landing.

0:52:13.840 --> 0:52:15.160
<v Speaker 4>The moon has nothing to do with me.

0:52:15.239 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 2>The only thing the moon has to do with me

0:52:16.680 --> 0:52:18.399
<v Speaker 2>is sometimes when I walk out of the house it's

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:20.399
<v Speaker 2>a bit brighter than it hugely is at NAIM.

0:52:20.480 --> 0:52:23.359
<v Speaker 1>The only thing I care about is like it's cute sometimes. Yeah,

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's.

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Like so sleigh, and like that's it. That is like

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 2>where me and the Moon's connection stops. It's like sometimes

0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:32.400
<v Speaker 2>you're sleigh, sometimes you don't exist, and then sometimes you

0:52:32.400 --> 0:52:33.240
<v Speaker 2>follow me around.

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now, the moon like also, I literally like, I

0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:39.359
<v Speaker 1>think this is the cutest thing ever. But when like

0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:42.200
<v Speaker 1>people are always like, oh we're like looking at the

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:44.879
<v Speaker 1>same sky or looking at the same same moon, I'm like, oh,

0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:46.360
<v Speaker 1>that's so fucking swee.

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.239
<v Speaker 2>It's so cute that we Also it's the cover of

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite Sunday's album and that's where the

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:52.680
<v Speaker 2>moon ends.

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Or like remember when it was a full moon and

0:52:55.160 --> 0:52:58.240
<v Speaker 1>we went to Malaboon swam naked. Yeah, like that, that's

0:52:58.280 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 1>when the moon matters the most.

0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that's when it's like giving us light and

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:03.840
<v Speaker 2>it's like nice. But which I don't have to go there,

0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 2>like what I can just like, oh my.

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:12.920
<v Speaker 1>God, photo of it too? What mm hmm? That's you

0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:13.799
<v Speaker 1>want me to show you me?

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I would actually love to see that.

0:53:17.160 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got a flash photo of Drews.

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Balls and the other I was like diving in and

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 1>you can see them through the thighs from behind.

0:53:25.640 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 4>The fact that you can see a man's.

0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Balls clapped them in exactly damn.

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:34.600
<v Speaker 2>That is disgusting.

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:38.560
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, the moon landing may or may not be real.

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Will let you decide real.

0:53:41.320 --> 0:53:44.160
<v Speaker 3>But I'm looking this ship up and people are like, well,

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:47.279
<v Speaker 3>why can't Why can't the Hubble space telescope that can

0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:50.719
<v Speaker 3>see galaxies one hundred light years away not see the

0:53:50.719 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 3>flag on the moon.

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Curious because that shit flew away.

0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 1>There. That's the other billion years old. There's another thing,

0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:02.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's there's no atmosphere and there's no vacuum, and

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:06.319
<v Speaker 1>there's no bacteria and there's nothing to degenerate it, Like

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 1>there is no reason it shouldn't be there and still

0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:11.680
<v Speaker 1>be in the exact same position we left it in.

0:54:11.760 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 1>And there was an argument that like it was all

0:54:14.120 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 1>fake and done on a set because when they were

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:20.240
<v Speaker 1>erecting the flag, there was like waves in it, which

0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:23.080
<v Speaker 1>is created by like movement in the atmosphere, like wind

0:54:23.200 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>or something, and there's no way for that to happen

0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:28.080
<v Speaker 1>on the moon.

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:30.400
<v Speaker 2>But if someone's moving something around, there isn't there a

0:54:30.440 --> 0:54:32.640
<v Speaker 2>chance that like the vibration from you like stabbing it

0:54:32.680 --> 0:54:33.839
<v Speaker 2>in can kind of like move it.

0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:37.560
<v Speaker 1>That's the argument the other direction, And then they're like, well,

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I recreated it to a tee, and like they just

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:42.760
<v Speaker 1>argue back, funny that.

0:54:43.320 --> 0:54:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait, when was the moon landing, like the.

0:54:45.760 --> 0:54:48.719
<v Speaker 3>Moon landing sixty or something?

0:54:48.719 --> 0:54:51.080
<v Speaker 2>What year to two thousand and one? Space Odyssey come out,

0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:52.919
<v Speaker 2>because why did they just reuse the fucking set?

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:57.319
<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's another argument. That's literally another argument. They're like,

0:54:57.400 --> 0:55:00.160
<v Speaker 1>look at two thousand and one Space Odyssey, like it

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 1>looks like we're in space, but it was all filmed here.

0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:06.279
<v Speaker 1>Like if they can do that, if Stanley Kubrick can

0:55:06.280 --> 0:55:08.399
<v Speaker 1>do that, then they could have done this ten years

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:10.319
<v Speaker 1>before with like government technology.

0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're good, like that shit's not real, but that's okay,

0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:15.560
<v Speaker 2>who fucking cares? Like literally what, like it's not that big.

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Of a deal exactly.

0:55:16.520 --> 0:55:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Other one is like they did go, but they didn't

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:23.200
<v Speaker 3>record it, so they like did a fake recreation because

0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.600
<v Speaker 3>it was just like a whole fucking army.

0:55:25.640 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 1>That's the other thing is how the fuck did they

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:32.000
<v Speaker 1>live stream back in nineteen sixty whatever, Like that's fucking

0:55:32.040 --> 0:55:35.080
<v Speaker 1>crazy that they were filming on the moon, Like no, no,

0:55:35.320 --> 0:55:37.080
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make sense. Make that makes sense?

0:55:37.560 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 3>I think?

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Also, like wait, where's all the light coming from? Because

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.120
<v Speaker 2>the lighting on that was gorgeous.

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:45.520
<v Speaker 3>It is really weird. You know how bad the quality

0:55:45.560 --> 0:55:46.560
<v Speaker 3>of a phone call is?

0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like why why were we streaming?

0:55:49.440 --> 0:55:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Were they were? They claiming it was live stream.

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:53.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I don't know.

0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes they were. I mean in the rocket launch

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 1>they were talking back and forth the entire way.

0:55:59.239 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 3>Insane.

0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, what was it a thirty minute trucker where bitch

0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:04.680
<v Speaker 2>is at the TV for like four hours.

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:08.880
<v Speaker 1>It's like a forty day thing. I think I'm actually.

0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Going forty days to the moon. Bitch, Suck my fucking balls.

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:17.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to the moon forty days, bitch. That's

0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:20.960
<v Speaker 2>forty days and forty nights to get to some dirt

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:21.560
<v Speaker 2>for what.

0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, four days and six hours.

0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:28.360
<v Speaker 4>Minute forty days?

0:56:28.480 --> 0:56:30.879
<v Speaker 1>This crazy. That's like to get to Mars or some shit.

0:56:31.440 --> 0:56:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Four days.

0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:34.919
<v Speaker 4>Still, that's why they're not going back.

0:56:34.960 --> 0:56:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Nobody wants to be gone for four days because now

0:56:36.800 --> 0:56:38.959
<v Speaker 2>so much stuff happens on your iPhone. You can't miss

0:56:38.960 --> 0:56:40.439
<v Speaker 2>four days worth of iPhone use.

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that asks like, well, no, I'll be fine,

0:56:43.040 --> 0:56:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Like put me on that fucking airplane. I'll just like

0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:47.640
<v Speaker 1>do what I do in my bed and just like, literally.

0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Can you get Wi Fi on the spaceship?

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I bet they could figure it out.

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they can figure that out.

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, what's crazy is we've launched that like Golden

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Wheel into the world. That's like supposed to like aliens

0:56:58.960 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 1>are supposed to find it and like, oh, it has

0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:05.040
<v Speaker 1>the diagram of exactly it's supposed to. They're supposed to

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:07.399
<v Speaker 1>see it and be like wait, this is like not

0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:08.400
<v Speaker 1>made by.

0:57:09.040 --> 0:57:11.919
<v Speaker 2>See that's science is going too far because it's like, bitch,

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:15.279
<v Speaker 2>you are so bored, like little kid shit ever, like

0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get in space with some stuff all over

0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:19.439
<v Speaker 2>and hope someone finds it and can read it. Bitch,

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 2>they cannot read what we are reading.

0:57:21.560 --> 0:57:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, if they find it, they might be

0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:26.479
<v Speaker 1>advanced enough to read it. But the crazy thing is

0:57:26.480 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 1>is it's so outdated at this point, like it does

0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>not represent us as humans at all anymore. And like

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:36.240
<v Speaker 1>the song that they used on it was like what

0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 1>a song on that?

0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so they threw a mixtape into space.

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:41.280
<v Speaker 4>An alien would find it.

0:57:41.320 --> 0:57:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Why did Brian Enu make the Brian EO not the song,

0:57:45.320 --> 0:57:47.960
<v Speaker 1>but he made the album for the first like launch

0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:48.960
<v Speaker 1>like an Apollo eighteen?

0:57:49.080 --> 0:57:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Was that real?

0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he's too for that. Maybe not Brian Enu but

0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:55.240
<v Speaker 1>one of those ambient.

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Bitches Harold Budd.

0:57:56.560 --> 0:58:02.000
<v Speaker 1>No, this album was made for Oh what made for?

0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Like Apollo something damn. Yeah, but is cindent Like that's

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:09.480
<v Speaker 1>like next level.

0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 2>They gotta get Jeremy Scott to do them stupid ass

0:58:13.320 --> 0:58:18.520
<v Speaker 2>silly at astronaut outfits. Why don't they like make more

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 2>sleigh outfits?

0:58:20.520 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>The fits now are fucking lit. The fits now are lit.

0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:26.680
<v Speaker 2>But the suits like we can move past that.

0:58:26.960 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 1>No, that's what I'm saying. The suits are lit, like

0:58:29.160 --> 0:58:33.080
<v Speaker 1>they're like skinny and tailored and like cool like her.

0:58:37.360 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 4>The fuck is this picture?

0:58:40.320 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Bro?

0:58:41.320 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 4>Not? Okay?

0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:43.720
<v Speaker 2>So what we're learning today is I don't believe in

0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:45.160
<v Speaker 2>the moon landing because that's it's not real.

0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Bro. Yeah, try to literally try to convince me that

0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 1>it's real and I don't believe it. But no, I'm

0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like I'm choosing to believe it. I'm like I want

0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 1>it to be real so bad, but like the more

0:58:54.360 --> 0:58:58.320
<v Speaker 1>information that comes out about it, I'm like, hmmm, yeah.

0:58:58.160 --> 0:59:00.560
<v Speaker 2>I just don't think it's real because like go back,

0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:03.680
<v Speaker 2>go back, challenge literally go back, yeah, and you don't

0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 2>want to because you've never been That's literally me when

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I lie, I'm like, well, I just can't do it again.

0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:07.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm so tired.

0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Suits are like bootcut.

0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're they're a Meri and fucking true religion.

0:59:14.920 --> 0:59:17.640
<v Speaker 3>They imagine if Drake did the song for Apollo sixty

0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:23.920
<v Speaker 3>nine and then they had bootcut Amieri's Yeah me too.

0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 2>They should get Chrome Hearts to do since they love

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 2>their soulver, they should get a Chrome Heart's shuttle to

0:59:29.480 --> 0:59:29.919
<v Speaker 2>take them.

0:59:30.200 --> 0:59:35.080
<v Speaker 1>That would be fire, ultimate capitalism, ultimate world destruction. It's like,

0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:38.280
<v Speaker 1>let's just make something that's so unneeded for this universe

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:40.280
<v Speaker 1>so we can escape it and cause the pollution.

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it would be let to post this on the

0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:44.200
<v Speaker 2>GRAM like, yeah, back when I was on.

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 1>The Moon, did you you can go to space now? Like?

0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:49.320
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying though, like can we like?

0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:52.680
<v Speaker 2>And also I don't want to, Like there's nothing to see.

0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:54.360
<v Speaker 1>There, Like I would spend the money to go.

0:59:54.560 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 2>There's no vintage shops on the Moon. There's no vintage.

0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:00.600
<v Speaker 2>If they can make a shuttle bigo enough with us

1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:03.960
<v Speaker 2>minimll in it, then I'll go. Then I literally would go.

1:00:04.160 --> 1:00:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean sooner than later we're gonna have like camps

1:00:06.800 --> 1:00:07.959
<v Speaker 1>on Mars.

1:00:07.600 --> 1:00:10.320
<v Speaker 2>And shit, I don't think we're gonna be alive for that.

1:00:10.960 --> 1:00:14.320
<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's supposed to happen, like by twenty thirty.

1:00:14.360 --> 1:00:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I say that, but then I see the new cars,

1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:17.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was saying to her the other day, like

1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally watching the future.

1:00:19.880 --> 1:00:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Like the Ionic five days, like look them up, Kui.

1:00:24.600 --> 1:00:29.160
<v Speaker 2>We're literally watching like the Jetsons like future unfold in

1:00:29.160 --> 1:00:31.200
<v Speaker 2>front of us, and it's starting with like the Nu Prius.

1:00:31.280 --> 1:00:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like.

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Looks sick.

1:00:35.200 --> 1:00:38.120
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy, like they like all the new cars are

1:00:38.200 --> 1:00:41.840
<v Speaker 2>actually starting to look fucking crazy. And now I know

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:44.000
<v Speaker 2>what like old people feel like when they see the

1:00:44.000 --> 1:00:46.200
<v Speaker 2>world change and they're freaking out because I'm like, it's

1:00:46.240 --> 1:00:49.120
<v Speaker 2>nothing's changing. But then i see somebody's Hyanda in their

1:00:49.200 --> 1:00:51.880
<v Speaker 2>driveway and I'm like, whoa, what the fuck is that?

1:00:52.160 --> 1:00:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Like like it's literally the.

1:00:53.520 --> 1:00:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Cut almost like yeah, like no, no, but those all

1:00:58.360 --> 1:01:01.200
<v Speaker 2>those batteries are gonna explode and that's when we're going.

1:01:01.120 --> 1:01:05.160
<v Speaker 1>To see that created with child labor.

1:01:05.520 --> 1:01:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they're the batteries are going to start exploding

1:01:07.520 --> 1:01:10.840
<v Speaker 2>and like fucking erupting, and the data they're collecting from us,

1:01:10.840 --> 1:01:12.840
<v Speaker 2>from our new electric cars are going to literally like

1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:15.760
<v Speaker 2>be used to hunt us down and kill us because

1:01:15.760 --> 1:01:18.040
<v Speaker 2>you can't run away and literally like you literally can't

1:01:18.080 --> 1:01:20.200
<v Speaker 2>run away.

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<v Speaker 1>This is The last thing I want to add to

1:01:21.840 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 1>the conversation before we move on to media, but straight men,

1:01:27.240 --> 1:01:31.960
<v Speaker 1>stop using Marlborough cigarette packaging and logo design as your

1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:37.200
<v Speaker 1>medium for art challenge brands that you're starting to remember

1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:40.240
<v Speaker 1>at the chateau when we were all sitting in a

1:01:40.240 --> 1:01:44.480
<v Speaker 1>circle with you know who, and he started going on

1:01:44.520 --> 1:01:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a spiel about how he wanted to like create like

1:01:48.080 --> 1:01:52.280
<v Speaker 1>this massive piece of artwork with cigarette packages and yeah,

1:01:52.280 --> 1:01:53.800
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I want to make like a skull

1:01:53.880 --> 1:01:56.880
<v Speaker 1>out of Marlborough packs, and like he started like doing

1:01:56.920 --> 1:01:57.480
<v Speaker 1>it in there.

1:01:57.840 --> 1:01:59.560
<v Speaker 2>So he was also crazy.

1:01:59.600 --> 1:02:02.520
<v Speaker 1>He is looking in saying like actually a dangerous person, so.

1:02:02.640 --> 1:02:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Gross, like writing the kind of poetry that was like

1:02:05.840 --> 1:02:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I can taste your sweat. I would taste your blood

1:02:08.360 --> 1:02:08.920
<v Speaker 2>if I could.

1:02:08.960 --> 1:02:12.479
<v Speaker 1>I love you so making Pinterest boards that we won't

1:02:12.480 --> 1:02:18.200
<v Speaker 1>get into that. But he's the killer and he it's yeah,

1:02:18.320 --> 1:02:20.640
<v Speaker 1>he's a scary is the killer.

1:02:20.640 --> 1:02:21.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't care to say his name.

1:02:21.720 --> 1:02:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Because he is the killer.

1:02:22.920 --> 1:02:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, no, he is literally the killer

1:02:25.200 --> 1:02:27.400
<v Speaker 2>and he is fucking weird and like he is literally

1:02:27.440 --> 1:02:29.439
<v Speaker 2>what happens when you don't get casted in the fault

1:02:29.480 --> 1:02:31.440
<v Speaker 2>in our stars. But you really want it to be.

1:02:31.960 --> 1:02:35.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what it feels like, Like that's what happens when

1:02:35.600 --> 1:02:38.040
<v Speaker 2>you get the second round to sell taping for Fault

1:02:38.040 --> 1:02:40.360
<v Speaker 2>in Our Stars, but you just don't make it the

1:02:40.400 --> 1:02:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Fault in Our Stars eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, that movie was literally the House.

1:02:46.680 --> 1:02:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh so that's how you use it. That movie is

1:02:49.320 --> 1:02:53.800
<v Speaker 2>the House? Okay? Yeah, all right, now on to media

1:02:54.840 --> 1:03:00.360
<v Speaker 2>media though, did you see that as the Moors fucking

1:03:00.360 --> 1:03:01.200
<v Speaker 2>cargot stolen?

1:03:01.920 --> 1:03:02.520
<v Speaker 1>No he didn't.

1:03:02.600 --> 1:03:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he got it back, but somebody stole his car

1:03:04.800 --> 1:03:05.800
<v Speaker 2>in like the middle of the night.

1:03:06.440 --> 1:03:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally calling him.

1:03:10.280 --> 1:03:13.600
<v Speaker 2>As we're missing the met gala right now. Fuck, guys,

1:03:13.600 --> 1:03:15.080
<v Speaker 2>can we wrap this up? I have to go walk

1:03:15.120 --> 1:03:15.919
<v Speaker 2>the carpet of the mat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we recorded. Yeah, wow, bitch, whoa?

1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:26.880
<v Speaker 2>How humiliating? Did you see that?

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<v Speaker 5>Guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You got body?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Media of the week is The Zenith by Starflier

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<v Speaker 2>fifty nine, Silly by Denise Williams, Riot by Hugh Masequila,

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<v Speaker 2>Arrow through Me by Wings, and then fun fact that

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<v Speaker 2>is the song that Erica Badu sampled for going Baby

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<v Speaker 2>Don't Be Long, And yeah, that's it. That's all I'm

1:03:51.960 --> 1:03:57.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking give you. Actually, I don't love you anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, that's yeah, that's all I'm giving you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you. Test done by Sweet Exorcist Kid

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<v Speaker 1>for Today Boards of Canada Stereo Lab mix. Uh Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to a Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails and Stolen

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<v Speaker 1>Documents The Future Sound of London.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, we did.

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<v Speaker 2>We recorded our first ever episode of a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That was actually amazing. It won't really Yeah, it went

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<v Speaker 1>like thought but except for me saying trand physician, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you liked this episode of this podcast. Uh Anthony Pantano,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I hate him.

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<v Speaker 2>The day music died? All right? What is your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>thumbnail for this Paris video? Bitch, fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 1>You should see the raw thumbnail. And I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do it, but I was like, I'm not doing that

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<v Speaker 1>to ending.

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<v Speaker 2>That is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. This is unedited, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this, but then I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna edit it and make it like funny and up.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I look really fucked up on camera all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear, I genuinely think.

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<v Speaker 2>I look better in person, like and I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>wholeheartedly on camera. I looked fucked up and scary and disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>That's if you need to tell yourself that, like, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, Zammar's answering.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I actually am about to shit myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm gonna walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your car actually get started?

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<v Speaker 3>Two