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Speaker 1: So what Bob Cole told me during my internship when

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do that. Oh the one two sore loser?

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Speaker 1: Y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I am

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Speaker 2: Right, So they rebooked the trip, and I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: Yep, just I'm like, it's okay, buddy, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's not that, he goes, no, no, Dad.

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Speaker 2: You get home from work every day, so one day,

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Speaker 1: Oh good luck at the airport at Nashville, Man, they

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Speaker 2: They've torn the butt They've torn the roads all around it.

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Speaker 2: And that's when Baby I'm hugging Baby Box one. It's okay,

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Speaker 2: He's pretty good, He's hitting the ball straight, He's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm Here's where it's awkward. This dude is I

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Speaker 2: She's paying enough attention that she's counting his strokes, so

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Speaker 1: I mean that means dad's just working in a firm,

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Speaker 1: Spring break, huh, you got any stories? Did you ever

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Speaker 2: So I'm trying to talk.

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Speaker 2: Like we are taking time out of my day when

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00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 2: I could be doing something else. I'm like, God, this

431
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 2: is so awkward. What's awkward about it? I'd rather be

432
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: playing with older men. How's it going? Jane like it's

433
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,120
Speaker 2: awkward because she's prosing there going oh my gosh.

434
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 1: So I tell you the best time we ever had

435
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 1: golfing was when it was me Justin that chick that

436
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 1: wouldn't tell us where she worked in Ohio. Because guess what,

437
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 1: Justin was actually fun to play with. He wasn't depressed,

438
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 1: he was running after his balls. I've never seen the

439
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: guy hit the ball as well as he did. That

440
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: was the best day ever because it improves everybody's attitude.

441
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: What do you mean? It sucked have a day, but

442
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: it was cool when I would turn around and see

443
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 1: this hotty sitting in the golf cart, justin, hey, what

444
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 1: are you doing? Ohio, I work for a company. Good job?

445
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,160
Speaker 1: Justin hell of a question. She's really socializing with you.

446
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: I mean, he couldn't have struck out words. He at

447
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: least at least he got some words out of their mouth.

448
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 1: I'll give him props. He got at least two words

449
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: out of a sentence. I'm like, I mean, I would

450
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: tell that kid, oh, good shot, good shot. In this

451
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 1: way he just put his hand up, like, hey kid,

452
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: you're getting an intense voice. You're forty forty three. Yeah,

453
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I understand that.

454
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 2: So then there's one hill, there's one that's straight up hill,

455
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: there's a there's a hole, and I get it out boom,

456
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: and I hit it and it hits at the top

457
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 2: of the hill, and I just got all right. I

458
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 2: put my club back in the cart and I'm like

459
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 2: driving up just short of the green.

460
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: You know, I started driving up the hill and I'm like, whoa,

461
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: where are the where the hell's my ball? And I'm like, god,

462
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: did it roll whoa, whoa? Where did it? Shoes? Did

463
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: it roll down?

464
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 2: And I'm like looking around, like I don't know where

465
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 2: it is. And I turned around and the hotty just

466
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 2: points and it rolled all the way back down the hill.

467
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: She doesn't say, hey, hey, your ball's over here. She

468
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: just points, like right next to her golf cart.

469
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: You've explained it all. They're very wealthy. They're affluent. They

470
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: they don't Yeah, I get it. They come from money.

471
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: If they're you're you work a job before them, they're

472
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: not working. They golf dad works, They do vacations, They

473
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: summer house, they have a Malfy Coast trips. They're very wealthy.

474
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: They think they're bigger than you. She just became not hot,

475
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: but she was still hot. That's the problem. She's still hot. Yeah,

476
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: it's actually for the truckers, Like I can't help it,

477
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: but she's still hot. And I'm just like, and she's

478
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: got this this sweater on. That's all. Like. It was

479
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: like sunny out though it was like it was low

480
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: sixties shade.

481
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 2: There was a little bit of wind and her so

482
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: her her gray sweatshirt had like it looked like a

483
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 2: five year old taken paint and thrown it all over.

484
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: But it looks cool, you know what I mean, like

485
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: all different colors, is splattered paint on it.

486
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I got the splattered paint all over your hangars.

487
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: It looked good lyle has come a long way? Is

488
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: that dire?

489
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: And she didn't ever like I would think, Oh, she's

490
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 2: gonna walk up to the green with her son while

491
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: he putts, you know, talk to him. She never got

492
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 2: out of the cart, never stepped foot out of the cart.

493
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: Nothing, how's it going? What do you do for fun?

494
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 2: Just slipping on her stanley And I'm like, god, this

495
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,360
Speaker 2: is is weird, man, all right? So then we get

496
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 2: done with number seventeen and I look again. I'm like, man,

497
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 2: there's no ring on that finger. She is not married,

498
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 2: so what you had saw a ring earlier?

499
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? But why are we looking for a ring? I'm married?

500
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: Your first story purpose?

501
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: For story purposes, I'm trying to figure out if she's

502
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: at the golf course trying to find a.

503
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 1: Dude or not. Are you looking? And it was a

504
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: comm take it. It was a couple of rings on

505
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: her right hand, so she had her right hand over

506
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: her left and that's the rings I saw. And so

507
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: then we go.

508
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: We go to number eighteen, boom, finish up, and he

509
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: has a bad putt on eighteen. So he's sitting there

510
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 2: practicing that putt about five times. I'm like, I ain't

511
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: got time to pride. I've already finished the hole. I

512
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: got my bogie, I'm headed home. I shot my one

513
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: hundred and three shots.

514
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: It's time.

515
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 2: It's time for me to go. And I'm walking back

516
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: to the cart. Her she's in the cart right behind

517
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: my cart. I put my putter in my bag and

518
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 2: she says, thanks for playing with him today.

519
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: She hit you on the way out with something so

520
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,439
Speaker 1: polite and kind, and I'm like, oh, yeah, no problem.

521
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: You know how old is is She's like, oh, he's thirteen.

522
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, he's pretty good.

523
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, he plays a lot like we we played.

524
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, you get mom of the year

525
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: for just riding in the car while he plays golf.

526
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: She goes, this is my third day in a row

527
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: doing it.

528
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: Where are we going tomorrow?

529
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh yeah. She's like yeah, he had

530
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: a tournament this past weekend. And she starts telling me

531
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 2: about his tournament and how and I said, well, he

532
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 2: does a real good job for thirteen of not getting

533
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: mad and throwing clubs or anything.

534
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: She goes.

535
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: That's been a real growing point in the last year.

536
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 2: His dad, not my husband, his dad has been teaching

537
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: him about the golf etiquette. Really, we've had really hard

538
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: conversations this last year about it.

539
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: Dude, these truckers are gonna need more details about this melt. See.

540
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: This is where it went crazy, like out of nowhere.

541
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: She starts conversating with me at the end and I'm like, oh,

542
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: that's cool, you know, and she's I was like, how'd

543
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 1: the golf tournament go? We sit there for seven minutes talking. Now, gosh,

544
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: this just got awesome. Y'all want to go find the

545
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: nineteenth hole. I know he can't drink, but we can't

546
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: moms and you need to get her to the nineteenth hole. No,

547
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't have anybody with me. I was like,

548
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: where is Justin when I need him? This would be perfect?

549
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: What are you drinking? Him? Mostly? I got to catch up.

550
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: I'll take nine high Nunes.

551
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,479
Speaker 2: And she said oh, yeah, he plays a lot. I said, oh,

552
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: you don't play. She goes, I used to play, but

553
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 2: not anymore. And I said, oh, you should play with him.

554
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: You should have got out and hit some you know,

555
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 2: just trying to start conversation. She's like, oh, no, it's

556
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: probably better that I don't. We're trying to teach him

557
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: proper etiquette. And I'm like, oh, he gets the fiery

558
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: attitude for mama. Huh.

559
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: And she's like, you're a dirty bird, swearing like a sailor. Huh.

560
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 1: She's like yeah.

561
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: She's like, I live right across from and she said,

562
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 2: names a golf course?

563
00:26:53,200 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: What's the cross street? Just for Zillow questions, you want

564
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: me to tell you the golf course. I could guess it.

565
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: There's five that you go to.

566
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no, she said, she lives across the street.

567
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: Is it the big gray house window right next to

568
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: the bedroom sometimes you don't close the blinds. I think

569
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: I know just the one, she said, yeah, we usually

570
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: he plays that one a lot.

571
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: He's never played here, so I thought it, since it's

572
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: spring break and we didn't go anywhere on spring break,

573
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: I'd bring him to a course he'd never play.

574
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: Well, he could come here any day he wants. I'm

575
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: usually here at one thirty on Wednesdays. You know what

576
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'd love to be your partner, I mean

577
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: playing with his I was like, my buddy, Justin, he

578
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: works at Brandy. He's gonna be playing on Friday. Are

579
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: you gonna be happening to be playing on Friday? And

580
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: she said, and tomorrow he'll go play with his dad.

581
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: And she named some course that he was gonna go

582
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: play with his dad. And I was like, okay, it's

583
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: just like all right, we'll have a good day. I mean,

584
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,959
Speaker 1: just so nice as could be. It's amazing how these

585
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: things work. My kids are on spring break this week.

586
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm home alone. Hey, the door is unlocked, you know

587
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, here's just a dad dress. The

588
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: Lord has never been more gracious. So out of nowhere,

589
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 1: this hottie is all about talking to me now after

590
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: I've been playing for eight holes with her prepubescent team.

591
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: She didn't say a word, but as I'm putting my

592
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: putter in the bag, she was like, Hey, would you

593
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: like to use your driver on me? I'm like what, what?

594
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: How did the conversation end?

595
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: I was like, well, you guys have a good day.

596
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, I guess you get the day

597
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: off tomorrow. I have every day off, which I don't understand.

598
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: I guess the dad whatever. So I drive and I

599
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: go to my car.

600
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: How did she talk fondly of the dad or was

601
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: it a divorcee? Did she say Kim?

602
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was avorcee or maybe they

603
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: had a kid out of wedlock, they were just dating.

604
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't know.

605
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 2: I just know the kid was thirteen and she kept

606
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: saying his dad is taking him golfing tomorrow.

607
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that when.

608
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: You say his or his mom, that means you're set,

609
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: you're not together.

610
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do later today? Outfit of the

611
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: Day video get Ready with Me Day in the Life POV.

612
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: If I see one more POV, dude, I'm gonna kill myself.

613
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: Well, then just don't come.

614
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. Don't get on that.

615
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: It's pretty that it's that easy. No, I gotta tell

616
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: you how it ends.

617
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: If I see one more girl video them getting ready,

618
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: this isn't the outfit of the day, and this isn't

619
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: get Ready with me, it's now get Ready with me?

620
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: But the girl goes through her entire day. I'm out,

621
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm out. I get it. You go to a yogurt shop,

622
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: you get a shake, You go to some workout class,

623
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: plate e yay. You read a book of the park

624
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: which you don't read it, you just bring it. I

625
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: get it, and you don't even say it. The park long?

626
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: You really put the camera up, take a shot of

627
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: you sitting there for three seconds. Then you can pack

628
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: up and leave. I'm done with the POV videos over

629
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: to you.

630
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: So I drive back to the parking lot. Put the

631
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: clubs in the car, take the golf shoes on, put

632
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 2: the tennis shoes on, empty out the snacks, get the

633
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: water bottle in the car, and I drive it back

634
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: to the cart return.

635
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Coach Dubby in dramatic. You don't even have the kids

636
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: with you. You have your clubs.

637
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 2: Throw in the car, Go well, I drive it back

638
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: to the cart ben or the cart return, you know

639
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: what I mean. And who comes pulling up behind me?

640
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: Not the pre pubescent teen who's been driving the whole time.

641
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: It's the hotty.

642
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've gotta come clean. I'm married. But loved

643
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: her talk, and she said he she said, once again,

644
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: have a great afternoon, but I'm sorry, I'm married, coach.

645
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: You had to tell her you're married. It was just that,

646
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: was it.

647
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, man, the one time, I was like,

648
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 2: what single friends do I have?

649
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: I'd love to paint splatter sometime. Love the look? What

650
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: is that? I was leave aaton Chess day Justin Justin

651
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: Liz right down the street from her. He loves painting

652
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: and he loves golf. She lives right across the street

653
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: from a golf course. He works at Vandy, which is

654
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: pre pubescent. He knows pre pubescent teens, and I just

655
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: learned he works with electrophysiology. I finally learned what he does.

656
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: It don't know what that means.

657
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: But it was the weirdest but most hilarious day on

658
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: the golf course. As the hotties started hitting on me

659
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: as I was trying to leave.

660
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: The memories we make on these golf courses. Your kid's

661
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: gonna remember this forever and I will too. I mean

662
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: I'll remember the game of golf.

663
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a great conversation. Man,

664
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: great lady, great kid, and.

665
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to play golf. I wish Justin was there.

666
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: I think you just motivated every truck in America to

667
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: go golf. Everybody's going to the paunch on to bind

668
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: and sticks today. Why didn't you tell me sooner? We're

669
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: going to take a break and we'll be right back.

670
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what it's like with me and Baser.

671
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: I love when she goes to me, but we get

672
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: a fight. Whole two, but whole one. I mean it's

673
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: basically two kids dating. Yeah, like you're all excited to

674
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: be there. But dude, I'm telling you, they could have

675
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: made it more pleasant by just talking the whole round

676
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: and then it wouldn't have been like a weird, awkward

677
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: seven minute conversation at the end, like all of a

678
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: sudden we're best friends. You needed Justin, Man, he would

679
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: have made it more awkward. I justed talk to the

680
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: girl from Ohio. Hey, what do you do? I work

681
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: in Ohio? Wow? Man, she really gave you something there.

682
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: I think she likes you.

683
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: Hey, Justin, you should be you know what, you should

684
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: really do interviews for our podcast, like you should. We

685
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: should bring guests on in new Interview because you have

686
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: a way of getting them to give you good information,

687
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: high quality stuff.

688
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,239
Speaker 1: See if you get more information on the state that

689
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: she lives in. Wow, she really narrowed it down. Do

690
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: you spell that Ohio? So? Do you like Ohio State?

691
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: Or do you like the Ohio Bobcats? That was the

692
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: other MUNI we don't go to anymore. All right, we

693
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: got stuff to discuss. Yeah, you want to talk about it,

694
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: go ahead, dramatic music. I don't know. Are we going

695
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: to the SEC Tournament? I don't know. Look, I understand

696
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: you want me to go with you on Friday. I don't.

697
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: I said, I am considering going, but I'll go by myself.

698
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: And then I have justin playing hanky panky. I said,

699
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: can you go on Friday? Let me know? Are you off?

700
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: And he goes. I can't pay two hundred dollars, I said, money.

701
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: He's a big issue. Now, I didn't know. I'll give

702
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: you a couple of dollars. Good god, it's the SEC Tournament.

703
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: It happens once a Year's marked madness. It's mad. Here's

704
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: the problem. Better with the one moment.

705
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: Two hundred dollars is a lot of money to go

706
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: watch two games.

707
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: I know it really is. Beazer said the same, like

708
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: if it was.

709
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: The national championship. I get it, but it's just the

710
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: quarter finals of the SEC tournament. It's not even the final.

711
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: It's not even the SIMI. I don't think it's a

712
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: semi finals. It's the quarter finals. Two hundred dollars. It

713
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: is awesome to watch the top teams in the country Tennessee, Auburn,

714
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: a couple of the top teams in the country. And

715
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: that's only two games you get. You don't even get

716
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 2: to see Alabama, who's gonna be your national champ.

717
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: It's a session that you see, so you wouldn't.

718
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: So you'd have to hide in the bathroom, go in there,

719
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: lock yourself in a stall, stand on the stall for

720
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 2: two hours until the next session starts.

721
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: Possible to do that, but it did start at two

722
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: eighteen ounce drop to one to seventy one. It's not bad,

723
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: but you're gonna be up there a little bit. And

724
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: it's a Friday. You know, it's go watch some college basketball.

725
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: It's just for me. It's nostalgic. I've went every year

726
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: since I lived downtown.

727
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 2: I understand, but you don't live downtown anymore.

728
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: And I've seen the greats. Dude, I've seen Monk, I

729
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: saw the guy that shot somebody, Brandon Miller.

730
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't shoot anybody that right, allegedly no, not

731
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: allegedly not and it didn't happen. Someone that was with him,

732
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: I think shot somebody.

733
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: So, I mean, dude, I've seen all the greats and

734
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: this would just be another notch in my belt. Man,

735
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: A team in this tournament is gonna win it all

736
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: roll tiede. SEC has been dang good this year. I understand.

737
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: I get it.

738
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 2: SEC is really good. They got some great basketball teams.

739
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 2: I just don't know if I'm willing to shell out

740
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars to go watch these teams. Now, if

741
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: you want me to do a hand of blackjack, okay,

742
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars, I'll do it.

743
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say, how much did you pay

744
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: to golf? I'll hang up and listen.

745
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: Well, golf has gotten really expensive, Yeah, it has. It's

746
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: getting out of control.

747
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: Up the courses. The other day, one course was going

748
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: to be eighty, the other one was going to be

749
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: it's the night really nice when outside of town one hundred.

750
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: Then another one was going to be sixty, and a

751
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: cheaper one was fifty. They're all up there.

752
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: Yeah it was fifty five. And here's what's frustrating about

753
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 2: the fifty five. They make you pay fifty five dollars,

754
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: and then they don't have water on the course, like

755
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 2: I mean, when I get thirsty, they do only have

756
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 2: a cart girl on the course, so I'm paying fifty

757
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: five dollars for the grass.

758
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: What happened to the cartgirls? Did they realize pandemic it's

759
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: really not great to have a cart girl. They don't

760
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: need to lub us up.

761
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 2: They realize that people will just buy it before they

762
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 2: go out, and then they'll buy it at the turn,

763
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: that they don't need to pay someone per hour to

764
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 2: drive back. They can't make that much more money because

765
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: someone already buys a six pack before the they go out.

766
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: They just buy another six pack when they get to

767
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 2: the turn.

768
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 1: It's not that hard, and you don't want to deal

769
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: with all the legality stuff. Girls are getting accosted out there.

770
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, and it's like, oh, you know, here,

771
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: I got to open a credit card.

772
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: Te here you go.

773
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 2: I just want to buy one beer and then the

774
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 2: next all they buy another beer. And then it slows

775
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,919
Speaker 2: down the pace of play because some one one group

776
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: buys from the cart girl and the group behind them

777
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 2: does it so then they're waiting on that group and

778
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: then she's out there making mixed drinks and it's like,

779
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 2: what are we doing?

780
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: Dude? I tried to hook up brother with a car girl.

781
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: I remember this. He failed, though, but I thought, I go, Brother,

782
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm i'm I have a woman. I can't get her number.

783
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get her number. He came close.

784
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: I didn't have a picture of Justin with me. I

785
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: was gonna be like, hey, what do you think of

786
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 2: this guy?

787
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: Dude, Justin would have sealed the deal. This is what's frustrating.

788
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: If you would have called your friends, always invite a

789
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: friend golfing, it would have changed Justin's life, right. He

790
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: could have been a dad dude. He would have loved her,

791
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: He would have She's so quiet and respectful. I really

792
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: like and that's what Justin's looking for.

793
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: I mean, she obviously was drinking something out of that

794
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 2: Stanley cup that Justin would have liked.

795
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: But here's the deal with SC tournament. We're back into

796
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: talking about Milfy. I don't even have a mental image

797
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: of Earth. Yeah, I know you made up the whole story.

798
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: Let's see a picture of it. You need to post

799
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: it on the Instagram. Not a picture that's creepy. Yeah,

800
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't stop you.

801
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: From the bast Okay. I did not do Laura and

802
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 2: Lena from the back. Okay, I took a picture. I

803
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 2: took a picture. I did not do her from the back.

804
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: So Friday, it could be you there, It could be

805
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: just it. It could be Angelina. Every No, Angelina's out.

806
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: I think she is. Actually we don't talk to her,

807
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: but every no, no, they're talking again. But I'm telling you,

808
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: there's the makings of everybody. It's gonna be me going

809
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: by myself, sitting in section three hundred, and then two

810
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: hours later, Hey, bezer, I'm driving home. Yeah it was fun. Yep, yep,

811
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: balls lost, yeah, Auburn one, yeah, the number one seed. Yeah, yup,

812
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: come home all right, see us soon.

813
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: Oh so you watch both games. If you only stayed

814
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: for two hours, you only watched one of the games

815
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: four hours. Four hours, four hours by yourself is a

816
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: long time. You know what you could do in that

817
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: four hours.

818
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: Well, then I was thinking we should do the YouTube

819
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: and I get us miked up, and then that'll probably

820
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 1: get a sued, and then we'll go under and we'll

821
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: be in the red.

822
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: We What I was thinking is with that four hours

823
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 2: of time, something we don't get to do very often, is.

824
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: Me, you justin golf course for a quarter of the price.

825
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: It's more nostalgic now for me than anything. You're right,

826
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: it's not that great to sit there for four hours.

827
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to maybe will have one drink. I'm

828
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: gonna be after work tired. I'm gonna be a quarter lubed.

829
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: I got some popcorn, some bad nachos, and a pretzel.

830
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 1: You're a pretzel. Yeah, you're right, it would be better

831
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: to be on the golf course. But for me, it's

832
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: dating back to when I live downtown.

833
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 2: I love just going How often does the SEC tournament

834
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: come to town?

835
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: There's been it'll go away, but I mean it's I'd

836
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: say it's been here ninety percent of the time I've

837
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: lived here. Correct.

838
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: How many times do Justin Ray and Lunchbox get to

839
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: get on the golf course together?

840
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? And you got it? How lucky are we that

841
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: we have the tournament in our city. Boomer goes, you're

842
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: not going to the SEC and I said, yeah, Boomer,

843
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go on Friday. Yeah. Why wouldn't you.

844
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: It's in your city. He's right, why I want it?

845
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: You to the outside person, we're a bunch of idiots

846
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: that we're blessed and we don't even realize it.

847
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 2: Man, No, we are blessed. But what people don't understand

848
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: is money doesn't grow on trees. They jack these prices up.

849
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: They are outrageous.

850
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm out. I have some other ideas. And I thought

851
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: you were gonna try and go with our lifeline. No, oh, lifeline.

852
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about the lifeline. And the price is dropping, dude, Yeah,

853
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: one seventy one is not dropping. That is like a dribble.

854
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: What does it need to get to for you to say, wow,

855
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: that's a great deal. Deal or no deal? Hun Bucks,

856
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: you got yourself a deal with one hundred dollars. I'm

857
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: gonna be up there where I can't even see the

858
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: damn player. That's also because I'm actually envisioning that the

859
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: seats are way lower. You're right, we're gonna be in

860
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,479
Speaker 1: the bleed.

861
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna be so far up you're gonna need binoculars

862
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: to see the damn players like normal section seats.

863
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: Screw you, guys, I'm going I'm going by myself are

864
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,959
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars apiece. I'm gonna sit by my own

865
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: new friends. I'm going by myself because because I'm gonna

866
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: have you and doing that being the B word behind

867
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: the whole time in my ear about how it sucks.

868
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: You know what. I want up my own piece. I

869
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: want my own thoughts. I want to watch the games.

870
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: Sale drive up and says and not a dollar on it.

871
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: The love of the game. I want to say I

872
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: watched the National Champion, just like I said with Monk,

873
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: just like I said with Brandon Miller. I don't know

874
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: if they want it, but they ended up taking in

875
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: the league. I want to see players that are going

876
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: to go to the next level. Johnny Brome, Chaz Maza, Basarati,

877
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: I want to see the hair, his hair. He looks

878
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: like Side Show Bob, a little bit dude. I love him.

879
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: He's he's like a skinny dude. He's wiry. I like him,

880
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: But I like Sears from Alabama's awesome. See. I just

881
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: don't think Vandy's gonna make it. I think he'll end

882
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: up being A and M versus the Balls, and then

883
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: it's Auburn and A. I think I think I think

884
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: Arkansas wins beats Auburn. Somebody, No, they go and play Auburn,

885
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: and they'll be Arkansas Auburn, and then valls in A

886
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: and m Andy Peters. I don't mean I don't know.

887
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: I'll let you know on Friday. Man, No, because I don't.

888
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: It's a responsibility of if you playing a trip, all

889
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: your friends go up they playing this, No, man, just

890
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: go That's why I never played trips. I never played dinners.

891
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,439
Speaker 1: I just go to them. Have I ever said, hey, guys,

892
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: let's all go to dinner now, because then it would

893
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: be accused of being bad. I'm going the game by myself.

894
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: I won't be accused. I'll be by myself, happy as

895
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: a little lark.

896
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: But I said, I'll let you know on Friday if

897
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, and.

898
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I won't have any money for drinks or anything inside

899
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: after two hundred dollars, but you know what, I'll sneak

900
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 1: in the water with some vodka.

901
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, I have a good Wednesday.

902
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: Guys, we're out of here.

903
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe you'll see Tiger there because you know he

904
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: ain't gonna be playing. I mean, he's done, it's.

905
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: Over what heals first Lebron's growing or Tiger's leg.

906
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 2: Lebron's growing for sure, Tiger's I mean Tiger's toast, like

907
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: we could we need on Friday, we should have a

908
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 2: funeral because Tiger's golf, it's over.

909
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: Was what was his downfall? The pills are the perkins?

910
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: I would say, the tree? What what was? What was

911
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: the start of it? His sexual addiction or his addiction

912
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: to pills? The pills, No, no, the sexual addiction. Because

913
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: once he found, once he was busted for that, everything

914
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: seemed to go downhill. You hear that. Truckers, eh, dude,

915
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: we saw the downfall of them. Oh man, it was sad.

916
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: And in two thousand it was right before I got

917
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: into radio two thousand and eight or two thousand and nine,

918
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine, I honestly, I swear to God,

919
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: had the thought Tiger's life is so perfect? How does

920
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: somebody have that perfect of a life? And the very

921
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: next day I opened up Yahoo and said, Tiger Woods

922
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: driver to the windshield from his ex wife. I swear

923
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: it was the very next day.

924
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: That's crazy, man, ah, so crazy.

925
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: Right, here's a picture.

926
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 2: Ye, we'll never see anybody like Tiger again.

927
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: Man. Look at that painted card again. The way it

928
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 1: was draped on her shoulder.

929
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: Oh man, Justin would have been in heaven, dude.

930
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, the skirt was just barely there.

931
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 2: It's just one of those added bonuses, you know.

932
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you could have cut glass the whole time.

933
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't get that very often, where there's

934
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 2: just a hotty playing golf with you and she wasn't

935
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: even playing.

936
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: It was weird. She looked almost like that Anna Kendrick

937
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: girl Sabrina Carpenter, but older,