1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio Elizabeth Dutton. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 2: Zaren, I got a question for you, girl, Yes, sir, okay, 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 2: So do you know what's ridiculous? I do? All right? 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 2: Chair it with the brother the Sharman Bears. Oh yeah, 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 2: the one is so toilet paper? 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 7 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: Why is that crass? Because they're white bears and you think. 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 3: About, well, it's like the whole thing is like does 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 3: a bear in the woods. Oh yeah, that's the subtext. 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was because they're so clean, like 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 2: they're all the thing is and. 12 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 3: They're holding up toilet paper being like, look, how clean 13 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 3: I am. I don't want to want I don't want 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 3: that on my television. 15 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 2: I don't ever think about the actual use of the 16 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:39,480 Speaker 2: toilet paper. 17 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't think about poop all over their hands. 18 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: I do not think about poop or on the bears. 19 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: Well, Zaren, are you ready for the ultrasoft. 20 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 2: Sharman Comfort You pack? 21 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 3: Oh man, This bear hood is the perfect balance for 22 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 3: lounging at home and a conversation starter when you're out 23 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 3: and about. 24 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: Uh oh, I got you so cleen, Oh my god, conversation. 25 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 3: So Sharman at their online shop, which I did. 26 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 2: Not know exist. You don't shop all the time. So 27 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 2: I got my socks. 28 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 3: It's where all your turlet paper comes from. Well, we 29 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: got this from Sarah on Instagram. She sent this to 30 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 3: us and gave me gave me the old heads up. 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 3: It's a bear hoodie. And you like hoodies. It's a 32 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 3: it's a white hoodie and on the hood or little 33 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 3: tiny bear ears, which is just the cutest little thing. Sure, 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 3: But then on the front there's a bear, a cartoon 35 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 3: bear like as seen in the ads, wiping itself. But 36 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 3: it's not wiping it on your face. It's like arm back, 37 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 3: like really long nails, and you're like, how are you 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 3: doing that? Anyway? No, it's the bear is standing there 39 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 3: with his arms crossed and totally rude dude in it 40 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 3: with some sunglasses on. And then next over it in 41 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 3: the words are own the Throne and it's twenty nine 42 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 3: ninety nine. There's a limited quantity. It's called the Bear 43 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 3: Hoodie at Charman dot com. 44 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 2: I feel bad for the throne. It got owned. Yeah 45 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 2: way a bear, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, that's ridiculous. 46 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 2: I know I'm certifying that one. 47 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 3: Thank you. 48 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, Well, if you got a second, you know, 49 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 2: if you're just like, can you kill your jets? Because 50 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 2: I got one for you. 51 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,399 Speaker 3: Hold on, yeah, okay, I'm good. 52 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 2: All right. Well, just to start off with this one. 53 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 2: You take a deeply religious boy, right and boy, you 54 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 2: have him grow up to become a deeply religious con man. 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, So this deeply religious con man, he's 56 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,679 Speaker 2: so good at faking things. He basically becomes an impostor. 57 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 2: And at one point he finds himself in a predicament 58 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: where he's the only air quotes surgeon aboard a destroyer 59 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 2: in wartime, and then the captain calls on him to 60 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,679 Speaker 2: operate on nineteen wounded soldiers aboard ship. He's the only 61 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 2: one who can save their lives. And I won't tell 62 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 2: you was successful or not, Elizabeth, Yeah right, but I 63 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: will tell you this much, my man Fred, he pulled 64 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 2: off so many outlandish crimes that only an impostor can do. 65 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 3: That. 66 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: This impostor became so good that the folks in Hollywood 67 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 2: they got the actor Tony Curtis to play him in 68 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 2: the movie No Way and Better. Yet, America wasn't mad 69 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 2: at him for all of his impostoring ways of anything 70 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: that people loved him for being the great impostor. This 71 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 2: is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers 72 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 2: heiss and cons. It's always not a nine percent murder 73 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 2: free and on one hundred percent ridiculous. 74 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 3: Like fuck Orton Leghorner. 75 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: I know I was just having fun, Yeah, Elizabeth, did 76 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,839 Speaker 2: you play make believe when you're a little girl? 77 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 3: No, No, of course I did. 78 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 2: Would you like to pretend, like what's your thing? 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 3: I like to pretend that somebody loved me. 80 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 2: Other than that, Did you ever have like you play 81 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,839 Speaker 2: jobs like a job? Yeah? 82 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: I totally loved like playing jobs Like I like to 83 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 3: pretend that I worked in an office, okay, And I 84 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 3: would like write out paper like forms, paper work, and 85 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 3: then like play with the calculator. 86 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 2: You had an imaginary organizer. 87 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 3: Little did I know? I was like cursing myself to 88 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 3: medium labor. 89 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, well me, I always imagined a crazy 90 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 2: adventure fantasy, as you already well know. I would also, though, 91 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 2: I would play make believe my little sister and she 92 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,799 Speaker 2: liked to play house. She wasn't as business minded. 93 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 3: She played office. Yeah, or I played like dog wrangler. 94 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 3: I like to pretend that I had a bunch of dogs. 95 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 3: I mean I did have a bunch. 96 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 2: Of you pretty much just pretended your future pretty much. Yeah, yeah, 97 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 2: you nailed it. Yeah see, yes I did not. I 98 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 2: did things like play house with my sister. Okay, I 99 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 2: you know, I have no children, I own no home. 100 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,239 Speaker 2: I didn't really do the stuff, right, So but anyway, 101 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 2: my point was that for me to be able to 102 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 2: play house with my sister was because if I wanted 103 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 2: to play demolition, Derby or whatever with me, I had 104 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 2: to play house. And every time I would play house, 105 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 2: my whole goal is always to be named John. He's like, yeah, 106 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 2: call me John, and it was like, those are my thing. 107 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 2: I don't know why. My fantasy was to have. 108 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 3: A boring name, fantasy John. 109 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just really wanted to be this guy named 110 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: John who just did normal things and John. 111 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 3: He's like, You're like, look, you're eight years old. My 112 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 3: name's John. I got acid reflood. 113 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 2: Exactly my fee. The cotton doctors are creeping up. So 114 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 2: that was my whole fantasy, right. So the guy I 115 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 2: want to tell you about today, he was like the 116 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 2: opposite of my fantasy. Okay, So he always wanted a 117 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 2: new name which is much like me. But he also 118 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 2: wanted a new name so that he could help people, 119 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 2: not just become invisible like me, you know. Yeah. So 120 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 2: in my research on this story, I came across this 121 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 2: really nice passage from the Hammond, Indiana Times newspaper, and 122 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 2: it was all about the childish games of make believe 123 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 2: we play Do you got a second? Okay? Quote? Simply 124 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 2: by donning a cape and mask, little chaps are Superman, 125 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 2: a crown of silver paper and some tired pearls transform 126 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 2: a baby doll into a princess nurse and doctor kits 127 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 2: do medical teams make of youngsters yet unsure of their 128 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: life's work? Then that old devil reality begins its gnawing business, 129 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:40,919 Speaker 2: and suddenly we are dull, circumstantial citizens, dreams gone, illusions, delusions, 130 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 2: and all that cloud like vision of greatness melted away 131 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 2: in the stern actuality of life. We are actors no more. 132 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 2: One role has settled upon us, smothering all glimpses of 133 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 2: those enchanting people we might have been. 134 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 3: Wow. 135 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 2: Nice Right, Yeah, Well, Elizabeth, I want to tell you 136 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 2: about my man Ferdinand de Mayer. Yeah, he preferred if 137 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 2: he called him Fred, but actually know he preferred if 138 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 2: he called him anything but Fred. So really, I'll be honest. 139 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 2: As the ham and Times put it, Fred de Mara 140 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 2: quote was the most successful impostor of our time. He 141 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 2: was not content with such dreaming. His roles were not 142 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 2: the usual guys as of phony Italian counts or Russian 143 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 2: princesses assumed for the all too usual purpose of fleecing 144 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 2: rich ladies. Not old Fred, not my man Fred. He 145 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 2: was called the great impostor because he never really hurt anyone. 146 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 2: In fact, if anything, he was a con artist, just 147 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 2: so that he could help people lessen their suffering, right Fred, Hey, 148 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:44,239 Speaker 2: I'm with that one. Hah. So my man Fred Demara. 149 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 2: What made him so damn special, as I keep basically 150 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 2: pointing out, is he conned others to profit others. I 151 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 2: love that, right, I thought you'd like this guy. Okay. 152 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 2: So he's born in Lawrence, Massachusetts, and my family, some 153 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 2: of my family currently lives there, so I've recently been 154 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,040 Speaker 2: back there. I was totally able to picture it, and 155 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 2: I was like, I'm imagining those big red brick mill 156 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 2: town buildings. So I was loving this story right now? 157 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 2: Did you? And you know this? In nineteen twelve, there 158 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 2: was the Great Lawrence Textile Strike, otherwise known as the 159 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 2: Bread and Roses Strike. 160 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, you know that one. 161 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. So now that phrase bred and roses, it comes 162 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 2: from a poem, and I figure you know this. It 163 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 2: was published one year prior, in nineteen eleven, written by 164 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 2: James Oppenheim, and the verse of the poem said, hearts 165 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 2: starve as well as bodies. Give us bread, but give 166 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 2: us roses, right, And I always love that the bread 167 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 2: and roses phrase. It became the rallying cry of these 168 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 2: textile workers out on strike, give us bread, but give 169 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 2: us roses too. Now, while the Brett and Roses strike 170 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,079 Speaker 2: was led by Big Bill Haywood and Elizabeth Gurley Flynn 171 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 2: and all these the International Labor Union, the Wobbles, the IWW, 172 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 2: the local leaders were primarily Italian immigrants who'd recently immigrated 173 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,319 Speaker 2: to the States. Fred Demara's people, right, so he's of 174 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 2: this crowd. And that strike was so successful that it 175 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 2: led to congressional hearing and the fat cast bosses had 176 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 2: to give up raises and give more hours. And if 177 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 2: you want to know more, the folk singer you Utah Phillips, 178 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 2: he's got a great song all about this. So my 179 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 2: point is, nine years after the Bread and Roses strike, 180 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 2: Fred Demara is born in Lawrence, born into this hotbed 181 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,960 Speaker 2: of labor and immigrant pride, and he wants to be 182 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 2: a good American, right so his father's rejectionists. At the 183 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 2: local cinema. Things are good for Fred Senior and the family. 184 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 2: Lawrence has really come along, you know, and his job 185 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 2: pays well, and Fred Junior can go to the movies 186 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 2: and he sees all these stories of life outside of 187 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 2: Lawrence flickering on that screen before him, and he wants 188 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 2: some of that big, wide life. So, just like the 189 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,959 Speaker 2: Mermaid Ariel, Fred Demara longed to be a part of 190 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 2: their world. That's for you, Elizabeth. Now all of a sudden, 191 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 2: all this is going along great and boom, the Great 192 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 2: Depression happens, right, you know, that's not a good one. 193 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,680 Speaker 2: His father loses his job, the Damaras lose their middle 194 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 2: class status. They got to go and downsize and move 195 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,000 Speaker 2: into a cold wa or flat. This is really hard 196 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 2: for young Fred Damara, so he decided, you know what, 197 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go be a part of the world. I 198 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 2: can't like my dad. There's is nothing here for me anymore. 199 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 2: At age sixteen, he runs off to go become a man. 200 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 2: The year is nineteen thirty seven. What's his first stop? 201 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 2: Sixteen year old boy out in the world. 202 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,839 Speaker 3: Wait, okay, thirty seven, nineteen. 203 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 2: Thirty seven, where do you go, your sixteen year old boy? 204 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 3: You join the navy. 205 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 2: It's a good guess. He joined a monastery. 206 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 3: Oh, okay, an order. 207 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 2: Of Cistercian monks. Now the monastery that he went to 208 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,960 Speaker 2: was located in producer Dave's home state of Rhode Island. 209 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 3: Well, you know, it actually makes sense if you're if 210 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 3: it's you know, you're in the depression. 211 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 2: You need to get fed, yeah, totally. You need a 212 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 2: place to stay, you need. 213 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,560 Speaker 3: A bed, Yeah, well I think food. You and I 214 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 3: had a conversation a while back about what would you 215 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 3: do if you were completely destitute and homeless, and how 216 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 3: would you survive on the streets. So I was like, 217 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 3: I would walk to a convent and be like, sign me. 218 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 2: Up, where's the pen, where's the pen? 219 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,560 Speaker 3: Give me the habit I'm in, because then you know 220 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 3: you're at least got food, shelter, and people who care 221 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 3: about you. 222 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally. And they use some vows to make 223 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 2: sure they keep doing it. Yeah, you know you're good now, Fred, 224 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 2: he finds a new home with the brothers. He takes 225 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 2: your advice of like, just where's the pen? Sign me up? Right, Elizabeth? 226 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 2: How much do you remember about all the Catholic orders 227 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 2: of monks from what we were taught in Catholic school? Oh? Man, 228 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 2: do you remember the different orders of monks and like 229 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 2: how they have their own colors like street gangs. 230 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,640 Speaker 3: I can barely remember my street address. I don't remember. 231 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 2: Okay, let's play a little game here. I'll name an 232 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 2: order of monks. See if you can remember the color 233 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 2: that's their color? 234 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, well, you know, don't forget I went 235 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 3: to a Catholic high school with nuns. 236 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:42,079 Speaker 2: Yeah so, I mean, okay, what so the nuns they, 237 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 2: I know, they don't have the color orders gang colors. Yeah, 238 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 2: they're not like like a boy's gang where they're like, hey, 239 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 2: here's our colors, here's our secret sign language. Right. Well, okay, 240 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 2: let's just go get. 241 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 3: The like different colored bandanas hanging. 242 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,959 Speaker 2: For real, practically different colored rosaries. But yeah, so the Franciscans, 243 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 2: I don't know, gray and black, think of Padre Pio. Okay, 244 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,319 Speaker 2: the Dominicans blue, all white. They're the one with the 245 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 2: rosary hanging on their head. Okay, all right. The Jesuits 246 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 2: trick question. They have no special uniform. Okay, enough of 247 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 2: the guessing. But the other orders, just so we can 248 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 2: get through it. The Carmelites they are brown, the Confusians 249 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 2: are white, the Augustinians are black, and lastly the Benedictines black. 250 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 2: Right now, the Benedictines, they're the wild bunch. They're the 251 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 2: ones we're gonna get into because their motto is prey 252 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 2: and work, and they were serious about that work part. Now, 253 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:37,599 Speaker 2: this is the order that my man Fred decides to 254 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 2: join at age sixteen. Now technically he joined in even 255 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 2: more hardcore order of monks than it branched off from 256 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,320 Speaker 2: the bed Edictines. They're called the Cistercians, and they're known 257 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 2: for their pure white robes and for their cloistered silence. 258 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 2: The Cistercians would later become known by a different name 259 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 2: because in the seventeenth century at the French monastery trap Abbey, 260 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 2: there was this reform movement and they start calling themselves 261 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 2: the Trappists and the Trappist brothers. They make the great beer, 262 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 2: right right, you know them, right, they were like the 263 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,520 Speaker 2: most severe street gang of all the Catholic brothers, right, 264 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 2: the trap Monks. Right, So the Trap Monks, they're like 265 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 2: straight edge monks because they're like practically vegetarian. They're known 266 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 2: is the toughest order in the church. They even have 267 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 2: their own street like, their own gang signs. Basically, they 268 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 2: have their own sign language because they're cloister because they 269 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 2: don't take vows of silence per se, but they only 270 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 2: speak when spoken to, and they have huge long periods 271 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 2: of silence built into their day. So most most of 272 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 2: the brothers they speak their own form of sign linbuerge 273 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 2: to get through the silent parts of the day. So 274 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,840 Speaker 2: they go around like you just see, I'm throwing gang 275 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 2: signs around the abbey at each other. Not really, but 276 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 2: you know, right, So they have a lot of opinions 277 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 2: about language, these guys, Like do you know that for them, 278 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 2: they considered a lot of jokes evil. Oh really, yeah, 279 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 2: because you end up laughing at someone. They think that 280 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 2: laughing at the expense of others is evil. 281 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 3: Interesting. 282 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 2: So anyway, wayward sixteen year old Fred Demara is like 283 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 2: this is for me, So I spend the rest of 284 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,200 Speaker 2: high life on earth. 285 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 3: Here he was Ferdinand. Why didn't he go by Ford? 286 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,319 Speaker 2: That's a good call. I don't know, Ford, We should 287 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 2: go back to him, be like, look, man, you should 288 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 2: have been Ferdy the birdie. 289 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Soga. 290 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,960 Speaker 2: He's living with the brothers. And I remember I told 291 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 2: you they're the crazy, hardcore structured ones that they have 292 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 2: a schedule. They wake up every morning at three thirty am. Oh, 293 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 2: they had ten prayers, private prayers from four am for 294 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 2: an hour and a half, and then have breakfast at 295 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 2: five thirty, then Mass at seven thirty every single day 296 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 2: of their lives. Then they after their daily doses of 297 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 2: the adventures of Jesus and his twelve underemployed buddies, they 298 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 2: start the Great Silence, right, and then they work in 299 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 2: silence until lunch, and then then then after that they 300 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 2: take a little siesta, then another lunch period, another work 301 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 2: period after lunch for three hours, then some more prayers 302 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 2: and then you know whatever. They finally around eight o'clock, 303 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 2: after they do you know, three hours of bruin beer 304 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 2: and banging coffin nail because apparently they're really good at 305 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 2: making confidence. They it's off to dinner. Time, more prayers 306 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 2: bed by eight o'clock. 307 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 3: I love it. 308 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 2: I figured you would. This is a schedule. 309 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 3: I love you. I wouldn't get up at three thirty. 310 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 3: I beg you guys. I pray in my sleep so 311 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 3: I'll see you at se. 312 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 2: I have a very holy sleep. Well Fred to Mary, 313 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, this life is the life for me. 314 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 2: But it turns out he was wrong because after two years, 315 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 2: the brothers were like the man, you are not kind 316 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 2: of he got kicked out. The head monks like, you 317 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 2: are not a Trappist, my brother. So he's like shipped 318 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 2: off to a different monastery in Montreal, and then it's 319 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 2: back to the States in Massachusetts where he works as 320 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 2: a monk. He's teaching English and to fourth graders. He 321 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 2: loves it. Kids love him. 322 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 3: Wait, how old is he at this point? Eighteen? 323 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, he's basically a kid, right. 324 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 325 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 2: But he once again he gets in a spat with 326 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 2: a superior monk. So he steals the station wagon and 327 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 2: he takes off, leaves his life as a monk. 328 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 3: Behind is a stolen monk station. 329 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 2: He exactly rolls out the stolen monk wagon. 330 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 3: He like takes the rosary off the rear view. 331 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,240 Speaker 2: So after this, what does he do? What does Fred do? 332 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 3: Elizabeth grows in the bald's body shaved offs good call. 333 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 2: He joins the army. He shaved it all because it's 334 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 2: nineteen forty one and it's what everyone's doing thing today. 335 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 2: So my man, the religious con man, he's now about 336 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 2: to enter the next phase of his life. And after 337 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 2: this little break, I'll tell you about Fred deamer hit 338 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 2: in the military and the military. 339 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 4: Going ooh oh, okay, Elizabeth, So I talked about my 340 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 4: man Fred Demara aka. 341 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 3: Third He after. 342 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 2: He's taking his monk wagon. Then he stole and rode 343 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 2: off and said hey, and you know, basically tossed the 344 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 2: keys and somebody said, this is your car. Now, where's 345 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 2: the army recruitment office? And he goes and he joins 346 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 2: the army. He's only in the army for a little while. 347 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 2: He doesn't really like the army life. He's like, I 348 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 2: want to get back with the monks. 349 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 3: Man, what does he do to make these people so irritated? 350 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 2: No, he's irritated with them. 351 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 3: Well, I know, but the monks kicked him out. 352 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 2: He has a problem with authority jabber. No, No, he 353 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,440 Speaker 2: has a problem with authority. Mostly it seems like he's 354 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,879 Speaker 2: very smart, he's a photographic memory. He has a restless mind, 355 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 2: and he doesn't do well with like because I told 356 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 2: you so? Kind of okay, So the army is not 357 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 2: for him either. No, it takes a little while to 358 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 2: figure that out. And once he figures it out, he's like, 359 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,959 Speaker 2: hey man, he has this army buddy he's becomes friends with. 360 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,520 Speaker 2: He's like, hey man, Anthony Ignolia, I love it. How 361 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,920 Speaker 2: do you spoil that name? And he wants He gets 362 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 2: some dispeled, He's like okay, and he takes off. He 363 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 2: goes a wall. He tells everyone he's Anthony Ignolia. So 364 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 2: he becomes Tony Ignolia. 365 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 3: Right. 366 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 2: Fred Debara now finally feels like he can beat himself. 367 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 2: Is this guy? So what does he do now? Elizabeth? 368 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 3: I have no idea. 369 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 2: He goes right back to the Trappist monks, this time 370 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 2: in Kentucky, and he's like, hey, I sure would like 371 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 2: to become a monk. What would you? What do you 372 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 2: fellows call yourselves? He acts like he doesn't know anything, 373 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,880 Speaker 2: and he tries to go in as a as an officiate. Right, 374 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 2: second go around also fails. Still not cut out to be. 375 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 3: A moody, so he went in as Tony. It's like, 376 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,440 Speaker 3: I don't know anything about this, but then he's thinking, 377 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 3: like I'll show them I'm. 378 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 2: Really exactly still doesn't work. 379 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 3: It's like when I was in college, you have to 380 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 3: have like your language acquirement, and I had taken French 381 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 3: all through high school, and I instead of testing out 382 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 3: of it, I just wanted a's yeah, And I actually like, 383 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 3: what is. 384 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:24,959 Speaker 2: This jem Apple Elizabeth? 385 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: And then I'm just like rocking all the tests. It's awesome. 386 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 3: I like that I'm kind of I got a little furred. 387 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 2: And because I'm some similarities between you two. Well, see 388 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 2: if you can guess what he does once he's the 389 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 2: trap Monk's second round it fails, right, So now what 390 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 2: does Tony Ignolia do. 391 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 3: And he's in Kentucky. 392 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. He goes and tries to become 393 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 2: a monk in Iowa. He's like, I'm gonna keep with this. 394 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 2: That goes nowhere for him. 395 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 3: Aren't really like monk hotspots. 396 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 2: I mean, monks are everywhere. You know, you can find 397 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 2: a monk anywhere. 398 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:59,240 Speaker 3: It's usually like real humid, quiet. 399 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 2: Places for what I find. But anyway, he returns home 400 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,119 Speaker 2: because he's still a young man. He's basically at this 401 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 2: twenty eighteen years old. So his father is surprised to 402 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,200 Speaker 2: see his son because last he heard he joined the army. 403 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,159 Speaker 2: It's wartime. They don't just let you out of the 404 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,160 Speaker 2: army in wartime. So he's like, son, you know you've deserted. 405 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,439 Speaker 2: He's like, oh, poppy, all these awol terms people keep 406 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,000 Speaker 2: throwing around. His pops is like, son, you can't be 407 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 2: a wall. They'll lock you up. Now, go back to 408 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 2: the army and say you got lost or something. I 409 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,679 Speaker 2: don't know. And so Fred's like, okay, Pop, I'll do that, 410 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,399 Speaker 2: and he promises he'll go back to the army. So 411 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,320 Speaker 2: what does Fred do. He goes and joined the navy. 412 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,679 Speaker 2: He got close. He was wrong office right, So he 413 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,919 Speaker 2: gets a spot, this time as a hospital corman. 414 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 3: So he is his neighbor. Did he call himself Tony 415 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 3: once again? 416 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 2: He's Fred. He's back. 417 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 3: He's back to Fred. 418 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, because Tony's already in the service. Yeah, Tony. So 419 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 2: they'll catch up doing till he's like Fred again, but 420 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 2: different service. He's like okay, So Fred gets medical training 421 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 2: as a hospital corman. But again he has a problem 422 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 2: with these small minded superiors. So what does Fred do 423 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 2: this time? He does what Fred does best. He borrows 424 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 2: the name of a sailor he knows. This time, instead 425 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 2: of going a walk because that didn't work out for 426 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,440 Speaker 2: last time, he fakes his death. He's like, I gotta 427 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 2: go a step further, So he pretends to be somebody else, 428 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 2: fakes his death. He leaves a goodbye note as Fred 429 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 2: puts it by the water's edge and just lets the 430 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 2: military figure it out. 431 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 432 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,000 Speaker 2: So now boom, he is Robert Linton French and he 433 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 2: goes off. He professes there. 434 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 3: Are two Robert Linton French is in the navy. 435 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 2: Now yeah, well, no, he's doctor French. He just takes 436 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 2: doctor French. Yeah, he's so what does Fred do is 437 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 2: doctor French? Well, you know, he decides, I've done the Navy, 438 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 2: I've done the army. I don't know. I'm gonna go 439 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 2: back to a monastery. This is where I'm probably the best. 440 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 2: So he tries to become a monk again, this time 441 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 2: as doctor French. He's like, maybe they'll respect the doctor 442 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 2: and they won't get me so much. Lip. 443 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,160 Speaker 3: Yes, at first he's gonna go in like I don't 444 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 3: know anything. Now he's like, no, I I know everything. 445 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 2: The problem was I was I was too low on 446 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 2: the totem pole. I need some letters in front of 447 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,399 Speaker 2: my name. So now he's doctor French. He tries to 448 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 2: be in the in the monastery. This works for a 449 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 2: couple of weeks until he's accused of having faked documents. 450 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 2: They're like these documents are forced. He's like, what how 451 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 2: dare you? And he leaves. 452 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 3: He's like, I am third French EMPD. 453 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 2: What name did I tell you? Turn? So he goes 454 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 2: to a brother in Chicago. That doesn't work. Then he 455 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 2: goes to Milwaukee. That doesn't work because in Milwaukee they 456 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 2: tell him's cooking sucks and he's like, yeah, the hell 457 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 2: with you monks, I'm out here. Fred bounces east. He 458 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 2: finds a spot in Erie, Pennsylvania. At this point he's like, 459 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,239 Speaker 2: I'm over the whole monks. The monks are jerks. I'm 460 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 2: time dombe with the monks. He's like, I'm gonna go 461 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 2: get a gig teaching. I'm doctor French. So he goes 462 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,000 Speaker 2: to Gannon College. He gets he gets he gets the job. 463 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 2: What is he like twenty yeah, pretty much. So he 464 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 2: talks his way into becoming the dean of the School 465 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 2: of Philosophy. So now he's like twenty one years old. 466 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 2: He's the dean of the School of Philosophy in a 467 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 2: tiny college. Yes, and he decides, you know what, that's 468 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 2: not enough, because if I'm the dean, I should probably 469 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 2: be publishing. So he publishes a book. 470 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,160 Speaker 3: So he's saying he's a medical doctor, although maybe. 471 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 2: He's like a psychologist. He's saying the psychology. 472 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,719 Speaker 3: Well either way, so he's okay, huh, all right. 473 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 2: So as a doctor French, by the way, he's no 474 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 2: more of a parent than I am, right, But Fred 475 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 2: doesn't let that stop him. So he writes a book 476 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 2: called How to bring Up Your Child. 477 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 3: No, it is barely out of childhood. 478 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 2: Exactly, baby's wading babies. So the book does reasonably well. 479 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,879 Speaker 2: But then again he's accused of this time forging checks. 480 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 2: So Fred's like, hey, what's that over there? He blows 481 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 2: with the wind. He's gone, right, So Fred disappears. He 482 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 2: finds himself on the West coast. He drives all the 483 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320 Speaker 2: way across the continent. He's out in Los Angeles. He's like, 484 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 2: there's a bunch of wackos out here. Nobody will follow me. 485 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,879 Speaker 2: He gets a gig at a sanitarium. Literally just like 486 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 2: hanging out in the sanitarium being doctor French. Ok. So 487 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,919 Speaker 2: he moves on, moves north to Seattle. He gets a 488 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 2: job at another small college. I liked college life. That 489 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 2: was good for me. And he gets he's working. It's great. 490 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 2: Things are gangbusters up in Seattle, sleepy area, small college. 491 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 2: But then one day the FBI comes calling because they've 492 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 2: been looking for him since he's a deserter. So we've 493 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 2: been after him for a month. So Fred gets arrested 494 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,879 Speaker 2: for desertion. They take him back to the Navy. He 495 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 2: gets tossed into the Barracks Disciplinary Barracks in Sampedro, California. 496 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,160 Speaker 2: He spends eighteen months behind bar. So he's like, okay, well, 497 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 2: he needs to think about what he's done. 498 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 3: It's like the longest time he's done anything anytime. 499 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 2: Yes, it's pretty much since he's been in his mother's womb. 500 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 2: This is the longest time he has sat still. Right. 501 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 2: So Fred's like, okay, I'm going to think about what 502 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,719 Speaker 2: I've done. Hopefully that's what you would want for him. 503 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 2: Maybecome out rehabilitated. Not so much for Fred. He comes out. 504 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,439 Speaker 2: He's like, I got a lot of catching up to do. 505 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 2: So he starts a new life. This time he starts 506 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 2: his own university. He's like, I don't want to mess 507 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,479 Speaker 2: around with having colleges hire me. I'll hire them. So 508 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 2: Fred he assumes a new fake identity. He becomes a 509 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 2: Catholic monk again because he knows all the rights. Okay, 510 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,879 Speaker 2: so this time he's in Maine. He becomes Brother John 511 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 2: Payne of the Christian Brothers of Instruction. Right, so his 512 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 2: brother Payne with a why Brother Payne? He decides to 513 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 2: found his own university. He moves up to the town 514 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,479 Speaker 2: called Alfred, Maine, and this small college it becomes official. 515 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 2: He gets a state charter, the whole thing. Oh yeah. 516 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty one, he decides to leave his new 517 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,160 Speaker 2: university after starting at about that a year earlier because 518 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 2: the administration decides not to name him is either the 519 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 2: college is rector or as the chancellor. That that bums 520 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 2: him out. He's like, you, guys, I started his place. 521 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 3: Is the college still in existence? 522 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah? And by the way, he hated the name 523 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,680 Speaker 2: of it, so that was another reason he wanted to leave. 524 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,159 Speaker 2: He's like, this is the name you guys chose what 525 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,719 Speaker 2: La MiNet College? But they've since changed their name and 526 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 2: moved states, so they moved else Muto Island are now 527 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,480 Speaker 2: known as Walsh University, and Walsh University still exists, just 528 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 2: not in Maine. And the president and CEO of FedEx, 529 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 2: Ramona Hood, is the alumnus of Walsh University. 530 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 3: Really go cavaliers, there you go? 531 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 2: So anyway, nineteen fifty one is a year America is 532 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 2: once again at war, this time the Korean War. So 533 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 2: Fred Damara, who's with the Christian Brothers before he left, 534 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 2: you know, the university he founded. He meets a man 535 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 2: named Joseph Sire and this guy's nice enough fellow. He's 536 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,760 Speaker 2: a Canadian. They get along well, the two men. They 537 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 2: play chess for like a week of each night, hanging out, 538 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 2: they're conversing with each other. Things are going great. The 539 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 2: doctor tells like him his whole life story. Right, he's 540 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 2: just asking him questions. He's just so flattered. This guy 541 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,479 Speaker 2: wants to know so much about him. Little you know, 542 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 2: does the doctor ever think of that exchange? Once they 543 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 2: part ways. But meanwhile Fred Demara decides he's now going 544 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 2: to become doctor Joseph Sire. So it's March nineteen fifty 545 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 2: one and the recruitment office for the Canadian Royal Navy. 546 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 2: The door swing open and walks a young man and 547 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,440 Speaker 2: says he'd like to join up. Go over here's there's 548 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 2: a war going on. He says he's a doctor and 549 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,639 Speaker 2: he thinks he could be of assistance in the war effort. 550 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 2: So Canada had recently joined the fight with the NATO 551 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 2: forces in Korea, and young doctors a welcome sights. So 552 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 2: they're like, soir, oh my good, we'd love to have it. 553 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, like do you have some Paperworkan, 554 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,320 Speaker 2: of course I got paperwork. Pulls out doctor Joseph Sire's 555 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 2: paperwork which happened to stick to his hand when he 556 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,040 Speaker 2: was hanging out with the good doctors, and the medical 557 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 2: diploma too apparently, and his birth certificate. So and now 558 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 2: suddenly doctor Joseph Sire becomes Lieutenant Surgeon Joseph Sire. 559 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 3: This man has trouble with authority and he just keeps 560 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,360 Speaker 3: getting authority exactly. 561 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,399 Speaker 2: It'd be like if me somebody's allergic to be is 562 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 2: like I want to become a beekeeper. I'm really into it. 563 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 2: So anyway, the young doctor, he he goes through training 564 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 2: to become a lieutenant surgeon. This training would normally take 565 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,960 Speaker 2: about two months. It takes a day because it's wartime, 566 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,120 Speaker 2: so they rush him through training. They get him out 567 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 2: on a ship and boom, Sergeant Lieutenant Doctor Joseph Sire 568 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,400 Speaker 2: is out to. 569 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 3: Sea and he condenses a two months training into one day. 570 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the Canadian Navy does because they're in such 571 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 2: a rush. And he's a doctor. He's got all the paperwork. 572 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 2: What do we need to tell of just you know, 573 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 2: he knows how to die. Shoes get on the boat, sir. 574 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 2: So he's now the only surgeon, the only doctor for 575 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,360 Speaker 2: a ship of two hundred and eleven sailors and aid 576 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 2: officers headed to war. It doesn't take long for Fred 577 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 2: to be called into action, so it's the captain of 578 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,199 Speaker 2: the ship. Fred stalls as long as he can, but 579 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,720 Speaker 2: mostly so he can speed read a medical textbook so 580 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 2: we can know what he's going to do before it 581 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 2: wants in operation. He's I swear to God. So from 582 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,760 Speaker 2: the San Francisco Examiner, the March fifth, nineteen sixty one edition, 583 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 2: quote his first assignment was to pull the skipper's tooth 584 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,400 Speaker 2: a feet, which he accomplished by staying up all night 585 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,840 Speaker 2: studying dentistry. He shot the captain's jaw full of novacane 586 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 2: as a precaution against taking a painful false move. 587 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 3: Oh that sounds easy enough. 588 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 2: Ye, well that becomes Fred's basically his mo. He he 589 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,679 Speaker 2: had a heavy hand with the novacane. Yes, and with 590 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,640 Speaker 2: the penicillini one jab. 591 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 3: That's the thing, you know, you just with those two 592 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 3: you can't go wrong. Yeah, if you're pulling a tooth, like, 593 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,080 Speaker 3: come on, yeah. 594 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 2: He's like, if ten c seas is good, fifty see 595 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,040 Speaker 2: seas is way better. Exactly, so the captain's please, he said, 596 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 2: quote it was the nicest tooth pulling job I've ever had, 597 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 2: So apparently Fred does great work. 598 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 3: Right. 599 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Fred, whenever he has a chance, he's speed reading 600 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 2: all the medical literature on the boat, everything he can find. 601 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:38,920 Speaker 3: Right. 602 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 2: So, now, of course what he fears will come to 603 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 2: pass comes to pass. There is a medical emergency, a 604 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,200 Speaker 2: real medical emergency, not just a tooth pulling. They arrive 605 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 2: in the theater of war and nineteen wounded soldiers are 606 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,879 Speaker 2: brought out board the ship and boom, it's Fred de Maritime. 607 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 2: Now all of a sudden, doctor Joseph Siers moment to 608 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 2: shine is here. He is, as I might remind you, 609 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,639 Speaker 2: the only doc on board. It's up to him to 610 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 2: save all nineteen lives. And Fred tells the kreman aboard 611 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 2: the ship to prepare his operating room in the captain's quarters, 612 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,000 Speaker 2: and then he hides in his office and he starts 613 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 2: speed reading on open chest surgery. 614 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 3: I would be doing that already. If you're going out, 615 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 3: he's probably looking up like ingrown toenails. No, get to 616 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 3: the gory stuff first. 617 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 2: This is the great impostor's greatest test yet. 618 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,480 Speaker 3: Well, i'd say, I mean, if you're going to be 619 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,440 Speaker 3: an autodidact, start with what's most important and then work 620 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 3: you with you. 621 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I'm right there with you. Start brain surgery 622 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,160 Speaker 2: and get to heart, and then work your way out 623 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 2: exactly so. From the Bridgeport Post newspaper, Sunday, July fifth, 624 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 2: nineteen fifty nine. This is a comes this quote. Three 625 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,720 Speaker 2: soldiers of the nineteen were seriously hurt. All of them, 626 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 2: unless they received competent surgery within the next day, would die. 627 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,240 Speaker 2: Never before had he felt at the same instance, such 628 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 2: an impostor and such a complete, lonely, isolated fraud. There 629 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,560 Speaker 2: was no place to run and no place to dodge, 630 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 2: no assurance that he could find the courage or whatever 631 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,960 Speaker 2: ingredient it would take to begin surgery of the three 632 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,480 Speaker 2: Koreans who lay on bunks drugged by heavy doses of morphine. 633 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,239 Speaker 2: So can he fake it until he makes it? As 634 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 2: a field surgeon, Elizabeth, I'd like to close your eyes and. 635 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 3: Picture it all right. 636 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 2: You're a board the RMS Cayuga as it powers across 637 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 2: the Pacific Ocean somewhere just off the coast of Korea. 638 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 2: You're currently in a makeshift operating room. You are the 639 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 2: coreman responsible for assisting the Lieutenant surgeon, Doctor Joseph Sire 640 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 2: Demara aka Doctor Sire. Anyway, he tells you his plans 641 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 2: for the nineteen operations before you. Just before he begins, 642 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,400 Speaker 2: he says, quote, the less cutting you do, the less 643 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 2: patching you have to do afterwards. Hey, and with that 644 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 2: into the surgery you too. Hop Now you nod and 645 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 2: hope that he means everything about not too much cutting, 646 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 2: because you also are not really ready for this. But 647 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 2: you buck up and you're ready for it, so you 648 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,040 Speaker 2: have no reason to suspect it. But the doctor's just 649 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 2: as nervous as you. He looks really calm, but inside trembling. 650 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 2: So no strike that you're more nervous than here. I'll 651 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 2: take that back. So anyway, the lives are in both 652 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 2: your hands. And as you begin to operate in the 653 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,400 Speaker 2: first wounded soldier, you hear the familiar surgical refrain scalpel, 654 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 2: followed by hemostat, and then he repeats that hemostat. You're 655 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 2: the lookover, and you hand him the scissor style clamps. 656 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 2: He starts clamping off blood vessels and then blood spurt, 657 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, the doctor Sire is quick amostat. 658 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 2: He's got another clamp, and you're able to stay with him. 659 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 2: He's able to staunch the bleeding once it stops flowing. 660 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 2: He's able to dig into the fresh wound. After a 661 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,920 Speaker 2: tense moment of mining for metal in another man's gut, 662 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 2: he pulls out a foreign body a bullet. He sutures 663 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 2: up the gaping wound. It's on to the next one. 664 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,920 Speaker 2: Eighteen more to go. The second soldier needs his lung collapsed. 665 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 2: You help the doctor to relieve the pressure. You hold 666 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 2: the patient as he perforates his flesh. With a careful 667 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 2: puncture into the lung tissue, the lung kisses and boom. 668 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 2: Just like that, the patient can now breathe normally. It's 669 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,240 Speaker 2: on to Patient seventeen. It's an amputation. It's a messy, 670 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 2: bloody affair. Patients sixteen, fifteen, and fourteen gunshot wounds pretty easily. 671 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 2: Mostly clamps, sutures, some bandaging. Patient thirteen is finally stable 672 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,760 Speaker 2: when he's ready for surgery. He has a bullet lodged 673 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 2: in his chest. It's dangerously close to the man's heart. 674 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 2: It's pinched deep into his chest, right next to the 675 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 2: a orda fred aka. Doctor Sire tells you this one 676 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 2: will be a million to one chance, and then he 677 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 2: dives in. He wipes the nervous sweat from his face. 678 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 2: His smock already looks bloodstained. It looks like a Civil 679 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 2: War field surgeon. Doctor Sire pries open the chest of 680 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 2: the soldier. You open up your mouth and gape with 681 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,479 Speaker 2: just a shock at the look of the splintered ribs. 682 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,480 Speaker 2: Oh God, that's gonna make things dicey. You hear doctor 683 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 2: Syre call out coagulating agent. You hand it over to 684 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 2: the surgeon. He practically pours it all over the open 685 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,960 Speaker 2: chest wound. After much delicate handiwork, doctor Sire manages just 686 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 2: delicately pulled the bullet from the soldier's chest. He saves 687 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 2: his life and it's on to patient twelve as the 688 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 2: destroyer continues to pitch and y'aw in the rough seas 689 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 2: watching it all go down right there before you even 690 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 2: you can't believe it, but doctor Sire saves them all. 691 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 2: None of the soldiers die as a result of Fred 692 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:59,360 Speaker 2: Deda Mari's amateur surgeries. All of the wow all nineteen Elizabeth. 693 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 3: I gotta say it, if I'm really picturing it, I 694 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 3: would have passed out at the first guy. I don't 695 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 3: do blood. I'm sorry, I know you don't. 696 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 2: I try to keep that pretty dry, right, bad other 697 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 2: than the splendid ribs, not like Albert Einstein's brain. Okay, 698 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 2: so let's take a quick break and I'll be back 699 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 2: to tell you what happens that is a result of 700 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:43,440 Speaker 2: him saving nineteen lives. All right, Elizabeth, we're back, yes now. 701 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 2: After his miraculous performance, doctor Joseph Syer aka Fred Damara, 702 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 2: he becomes a hero back home in Canada, I mean, 703 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 2: like a minor celebrity of the war. And he should 704 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 2: be right an incredible feat a board ship performing nineteen 705 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 2: open heart surgery. Come on now, now, also the fact 706 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,320 Speaker 2: he's an amateur, but people didn't even know that. It's 707 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 2: even more miraculous than they know. But anyway, he also 708 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,240 Speaker 2: becomes a hero, and not just in Canada, but in 709 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,480 Speaker 2: the United States, Like, people are really blown away by 710 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,320 Speaker 2: this effort, and they're also reading about the Korean War 711 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,440 Speaker 2: because of America's very involved, right, But one day there's 712 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 2: this one person up in Canada who was reading the 713 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 2: morning paper and they spit out their Canadian bacon and 714 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,480 Speaker 2: they're like, what in the name of Nova Scotia is 715 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,480 Speaker 2: going on here? And that person, mind you, was the 716 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,960 Speaker 2: mother of doctor Joseph Sire. She didn't send her boy 717 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 2: to actual real medical school just to see some schlamil 718 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 2: take credit for her being a life saving Canadian and 719 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 2: her son's name. So what does she do. She calls 720 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,240 Speaker 2: up the local paper and says, that's not my boy. 721 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 2: She gives them the scoop. Oh wow, Now there's a 722 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 2: counterwave to the story that just slept across Canada and 723 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,200 Speaker 2: that counterwave sweeps back in the other direction. Eventually that 724 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 2: wave reaches a destroyer way out at sea and the news. 725 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,040 Speaker 2: When the news reaches the Cayuga, the Canadian naval destroyer 726 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,360 Speaker 2: where Fred Damara has just saved all nineteen soldiers and 727 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 2: everyone's still celebrating. The captain remember his first patient, who's 728 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 2: he's become really close friends with. He comes up to 729 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 2: Fred and he wants to tell him about the cable 730 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,760 Speaker 2: he's just received because he doesn't believe it. Yeah, Captain 731 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 2: James Plumer, He's like, head headquarters must have made him 732 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,399 Speaker 2: stake here, doctor, I don't know. I mean this must 733 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,359 Speaker 2: be of a kind of foul in the paperwork. They're 734 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 2: saying that you aren't you? And he's like, yeah about that. 735 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,319 Speaker 2: When do we get to a doc? 736 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 3: I just want to pluggs his nose and jumps out. 737 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,719 Speaker 2: If only he could. Right now, at this point, this 738 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,200 Speaker 2: is the thing Fred Deamhra has long feared. He has 739 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 2: nowhere to run, nowhere to go. He is stuck on 740 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,759 Speaker 2: a boat with all the people he's disappointed. Yeah, so 741 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 2: it's pretty much a nightmare for him in the middle 742 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,080 Speaker 2: of the Pacific. So he tells his friend the captain 743 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,760 Speaker 2: the truth, and now Fred Deamara is Fred Namara again 744 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 2: and he's transferred to a British ship man. She's then 745 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,640 Speaker 2: headed to Japan, which is then he's given speedy transfer 746 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 2: and sent back to Canada to face charges. So from 747 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,360 Speaker 2: The Windsor Star November twentieth, nineteen fifty one quote in 748 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty word statement, it announced last night 749 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 2: that the man who was acclaimed for a series of 750 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,759 Speaker 2: brilliant operations while serving a board the Canadian destoryeror Cayuga, 751 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,800 Speaker 2: is being discharged for misconduct. That's all they wanted to 752 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 2: quiet story like that. Oh, by the way, look over 753 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 2: there is that. Milton burrel So. The Windsor Star also 754 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,200 Speaker 2: reported and I quote that the hoax was brought to 755 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,080 Speaker 2: light a month ago through DeMar's fame. Publication of a 756 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,960 Speaker 2: story dealing with his surgery and identifying him as doctor 757 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 2: Joseph Sire of Edmondston, New Brunswick led to a wave 758 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 2: of inquiries in New Brunswick. Subsequently, it was found that 759 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,360 Speaker 2: the authentic doctor Sire is now practicing at Grand Falls, 760 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,200 Speaker 2: New Brunswick. He reported to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police 761 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,279 Speaker 2: his certification documents had disappeared mysteriously. So no matter what 762 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,719 Speaker 2: any of all the reporters and like you know, newspaper 763 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 2: men and women say doctor sire. Everyone who they go 764 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 2: and speak to, they have only glowing remarks for the 765 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,799 Speaker 2: fake doctor sire, they say. And I quote, all the 766 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,399 Speaker 2: medical authorities in the United Nations forces in the Far 767 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,239 Speaker 2: East with whom Demer came in contact of testified as 768 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,360 Speaker 2: to the extensiveness of his knowledge of medicine and surgery. 769 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 2: And nothing has occurred to indicate, either to the Royal 770 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 2: Canadian Navy or to the authorities of other forces America 771 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,720 Speaker 2: serving in Korea that he did not possess the competence 772 00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,720 Speaker 2: of a fully qualified medical man. So no one's willing 773 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 2: to back down on this, right, So it wasn't just 774 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,040 Speaker 2: but you know, apparently it wasn't just his speed reading. 775 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 2: Before he's surgery. He had actually compiled an extensive medical knowledge, 776 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,720 Speaker 2: or so people claim. 777 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 3: Now. 778 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,400 Speaker 2: He also was giving talks like he at the Canadian 779 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,200 Speaker 2: Naval headquarters. He gave seminars to other doctors about internal 780 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 2: medicine like he was. 781 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,280 Speaker 3: You're kidding, Oh yes, yeah. 782 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 2: The newspaper man and newspaper women they eventually tracked down 783 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,759 Speaker 2: his father, and they get some great quotes from him 784 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,000 Speaker 2: about his son, the great impostor, and his father, Fred 785 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 2: Damer Senior said of his Boyfred that quote, he was 786 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,839 Speaker 2: bright to the point of genius. Things came easily to him, 787 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,799 Speaker 2: and he read constantly. There was nothing bad in him. 788 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,720 Speaker 2: He always wanted to help others, especially those who were suffering. 789 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,759 Speaker 2: I have no doubt this attitude led him to the 790 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,920 Speaker 2: trouble he is in humhm right, which is obviously very true. 791 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 3: Yeah so. 792 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,360 Speaker 2: And also his father points out that Fred was quote 793 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,000 Speaker 2: always a deeply religious boy until he was sixteen. From 794 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,800 Speaker 2: then on he traveled the world in a world of 795 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,040 Speaker 2: his and he would confide in no one. Huh, A 796 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,759 Speaker 2: little sad, right, yeah. So on the Canadian shores. Now 797 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,400 Speaker 2: Fred has to face a Naval Board of inquiry, and 798 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 2: that's not good. So the panel of uniformed officers ways 799 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,479 Speaker 2: service record and his scope of crimes in the year 800 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,320 Speaker 2: that he was in the navy, and they have to 801 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 2: decide on his punishment. So what do you think they're 802 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 2: gonna do with this life saving hero Fred de Merra. 803 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 3: I don't know. I hope they like give him an 804 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,040 Speaker 3: actual education and let him do his thing. 805 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,800 Speaker 2: I don't know, that's pretty good. I like it. You 806 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 2: have a good heart. Well, I'll tell you this much. 807 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,759 Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty one, the Hollywood makes a movie about 808 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,200 Speaker 2: him called The Great Impostor, and its stars Tony Curtis 809 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 2: as Fred dea Mera. Right towards the end of the movie, 810 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,440 Speaker 2: they you know, they dramatize this scene and Tony Curtis 811 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 2: faces off against the Naval inquiry board, and Tony as 812 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 2: Fred gives this impassioned speech on his own behalf. But 813 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,160 Speaker 2: the rousing speech is also the opposite of the sort 814 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,120 Speaker 2: of appeal that someone like me would make. Like if 815 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,759 Speaker 2: I was guilty, I'd be talking about it in much 816 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 2: different terms. Yea. He he centers his guilt and innocence 817 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,560 Speaker 2: on It's very Fred. So Tony Curtis, person in the 818 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 2: room right, and the naval officer are all around this 819 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 2: big oak table, and he says, I think I have 820 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,360 Speaker 2: a possible solution to this situation right in the naval 821 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,680 Speaker 2: brass They agree to hear them out. They seal the door. 822 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,840 Speaker 2: So Tony Curtis says, and I quote, gentlemen, there sometimes 823 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,080 Speaker 2: exists a real conflict between the letter and the spirit. 824 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 2: Of the law. It is the letter of the law 825 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,440 Speaker 2: that the guilty should be punished, but it is also 826 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,960 Speaker 2: the spirit of the law that the innocent should be protected. Unfortunately, 827 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 2: some innocent people are involved in this case, good people 828 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,799 Speaker 2: whose only fault was that they accepted and believed in me. 829 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,920 Speaker 2: I've heard them one in particular enough. Now a prolonged 830 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 2: trial would only cause them and the Navy further embarrassment. Sir, 831 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,640 Speaker 2: I beg you drop the case against Fred W. Demera. 832 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 2: So he asked them to drop the case for others 833 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,200 Speaker 2: to protect themselves. 834 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,800 Speaker 3: And that I don't want you guys to embarrass yourselves. 835 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,439 Speaker 3: You better stop. 836 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, he ended up with He's like, let me walk 837 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,360 Speaker 2: out that door, and I promise you within an hour, 838 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,360 Speaker 2: I will be on a train and out of Canada 839 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,360 Speaker 2: for good. And I one d percent believe him on that. 840 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,520 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he'll steal a station wagon if he has. 841 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,279 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he'll blow down when it comes to it. 842 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,919 Speaker 2: So that's basically what I like to think went down. 843 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,560 Speaker 2: Because inside this closed door military meeting room, which we 844 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,400 Speaker 2: do not have record of, all we know is that 845 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,839 Speaker 2: Fred Demara goes in, is doctor Joseph Sire comes as 846 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 2: Fred Demara and he's granted an honorable discharge as doctor 847 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 2: Joseph sire to get him out of the Navy. He's 848 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,560 Speaker 2: then sent back to America with a few hundred bucks 849 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 2: that they call backpay. And once he's back in the States, 850 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,880 Speaker 2: Fred de Merra becomes a minor celebrity as the Great Impostor. 851 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 2: Everyone hears this story so as a touch of accuracy 852 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,040 Speaker 2: for the Korean War, the TV show mash would later 853 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,240 Speaker 2: have an episode called Dear Dad Again. It was about 854 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,480 Speaker 2: Captain Adam Casey, who was this fake doctor who did 855 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,880 Speaker 2: real surgery in Korea. Oh cool, right, Fred? 856 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,040 Speaker 3: I wonder did the real doctor? Did he get to 857 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,960 Speaker 3: like collect benefits and stuff? 858 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,520 Speaker 2: That's interesting? I don't think so, I don't. I don't think. 859 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,520 Speaker 2: I mean, well, what was Fred? Demara's back in the 860 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,160 Speaker 2: US and he's once again Fred. He now has to 861 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 2: make a new life for himself. But the problem is 862 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,960 Speaker 2: is everyone's onto him now. They've seen his face. His 863 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,840 Speaker 2: face is everywhere on the new So what does he 864 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,839 Speaker 2: do if he can't run away? 865 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,960 Speaker 3: Just goes right into the spotlight. 866 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 2: He decides to sell his life. Yes, so he sells 867 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 2: his life story too appropriately enough? Life magazine perfect. So 868 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,879 Speaker 2: the magazine does this big glossy feature on him. They 869 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,080 Speaker 2: bill him as public Rascal, Number one, Public Rascal. I'm 870 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,879 Speaker 2: in a hype sheet for the new issue of Life. 871 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,880 Speaker 2: They had a description what was inside, and they said, quote, 872 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,239 Speaker 2: if you act like you belong somewhere, even people who 873 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 2: know you don't belong are hesitant to call you on it. 874 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,680 Speaker 2: People are so insecure deep in their souls they feel 875 00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,280 Speaker 2: they don't belong either. This shrewd appraisal of human weakness 876 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,880 Speaker 2: helped make Ferdinand Waldo Demera Junior the most successful and 877 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 2: most daring impost of our day. Although he never graduated 878 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,480 Speaker 2: from high school, Deamarra has brilliantly lived many roles, including 879 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,520 Speaker 2: those of a college dean of philosophy, assistant warden of 880 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,799 Speaker 2: a large prison, a Benedictine teacher, and the surgeon of 881 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,919 Speaker 2: the Royal Canadian Navy. Reperform major operations with the aid 882 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 2: of a surgery handbook. 883 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,799 Speaker 3: Act like you know exactly I knew you would love. 884 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,600 Speaker 2: That it is so. Once again, capitalizing on this rollicking 885 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 2: and fit nature of fame, Demera gives the press a 886 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,399 Speaker 2: few memorable quotes. One of my favorites was quote where 887 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,759 Speaker 2: about in America could a man do all I've done. 888 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,960 Speaker 2: That's what I call freedom, Yes, rubbing it in the 889 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,600 Speaker 2: face of the Constitution. So around the same time, he 890 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,560 Speaker 2: starts an episode of the TV quiz show You Bet 891 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,920 Speaker 2: Your Life with Groucho Marks. Oh right, okay, and Groucho 892 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 2: Marks is old, but he's still ever quick. So the 893 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,480 Speaker 2: two of them are go battering back and forth and 894 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 2: having a good time. And Fred de Merra, he's an 895 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,279 Speaker 2: amiable guest and he shows flashes of why he is 896 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,080 Speaker 2: Fred Dama. If you watch it, you go like, oh, 897 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 2: I can think guy's charming. Right. He makes a thousand 898 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 2: bucks on the game show. He tells Groucho that the 899 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,960 Speaker 2: money's going to his favorite charity. It would be donated 900 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,920 Speaker 2: to the Quote Feed and Clothe Fred Demea fund. So now, 901 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,200 Speaker 2: the funny as it was, there was a lot of 902 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,040 Speaker 2: truth to that statement, because, as I said, what does 903 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,080 Speaker 2: an impostor do once they've been caught? Now they're on 904 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,239 Speaker 2: TV and in magazine, there's nowhere for Fred to run, 905 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,399 Speaker 2: so no one he can become. So Luckily for Fred, 906 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 2: he'd cross paths with this writer, the one who wrote 907 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,440 Speaker 2: about the Life magazine article. He'd come to him and 908 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 2: basically given him that story because the guy once looked 909 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,239 Speaker 2: after Fred when he was down and out and look, 910 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,360 Speaker 2: I'm gonna do you a solid. Here's my life story. 911 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,600 Speaker 2: Totally works for him. Yeah, he not only gets the 912 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,080 Speaker 2: Life magazine, he's able to spin it into a book. 913 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,280 Speaker 2: Of course. Exactly. So this writer, Robert Crichton, he hangs 914 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,839 Speaker 2: out with Demea a bunch for the magazine story. They 915 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,600 Speaker 2: get along well, and it's such as epic series of 916 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,919 Speaker 2: hangs and chill sessions that Crichton ends up writing two 917 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,880 Speaker 2: books about Fred. 918 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,120 Speaker 3: Oh really yeah. 919 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,319 Speaker 2: The first was the biography The Great Imposter, which would 920 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,120 Speaker 2: become the movie and a New York Times bestseller. And 921 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,440 Speaker 2: then the second book was called The Rascal on the 922 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,120 Speaker 2: Road and it documented their eight week cross country road 923 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,799 Speaker 2: trip as they revisited a lot of Fred Demara's past 924 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,200 Speaker 2: like haunts, like they're like, yeah, this is the prison 925 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,040 Speaker 2: where I was a pretend Ward. 926 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,799 Speaker 3: Travels with third exactly. 927 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,640 Speaker 2: Apparently it was a phenomenal trip. Life magazine called it 928 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 2: a quote hilarious eight week cross country tour. Oh yeah, 929 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 2: it was like like you know, some Hunter s Thompson 930 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,560 Speaker 2: level road trip and energy. So during his two month 931 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,480 Speaker 2: long trek with Fred Demara, he learns a great deal 932 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,120 Speaker 2: about Fred, and he also learns what made the mystery 933 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 2: want to be monk tick right. So he has a 934 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,879 Speaker 2: couple of things I thought i'd tell you one, he said, 935 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 2: quote Damara had come to two beliefs. One was that 936 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,040 Speaker 2: in any organization there was always a lot of loose, 937 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 2: unused power lying about, which can be picked up without 938 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,680 Speaker 2: alienating anyone. The second rule is, if you want power 939 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,000 Speaker 2: and want to expand, never encroach on anyone else's domain, 940 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,680 Speaker 2: open up new ones. Now that's really key idea. Yeah, 941 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,880 Speaker 2: for any group dynamic, whether it's work or school, or 942 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,920 Speaker 2: friends or even family, it's always true and Damera basically 943 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,239 Speaker 2: is He further elaborates on this idea. The way you 944 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,480 Speaker 2: expand your power and is like finding the vacuum or 945 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,279 Speaker 2: in the absence of others as Fred might put it, 946 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,920 Speaker 2: and he says, quote, if you come into a new situation, 947 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,759 Speaker 2: don't join some other professor's committee and try to make 948 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,040 Speaker 2: your mark by moving up in that committee. You'll one 949 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,120 Speaker 2: have a long haul and two make an enemy. Instead, 950 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,680 Speaker 2: Fred says, you either want to find or make your 951 00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,759 Speaker 2: own committee. Remember this is a man who started his 952 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,160 Speaker 2: own university. You know what he's talking about. So, as 953 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,320 Speaker 2: Deamera continued, quote that way, there's no competition, no past 954 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,640 Speaker 2: standards to measure you by. How can anyone tell you 955 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 2: aren't a top outfit? And then there's also no pass 956 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,279 Speaker 2: laws or rules or precedents to hold you down or 957 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,360 Speaker 2: limit you make your own rules and interpretations. Nothing like it. Remember, 958 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,120 Speaker 2: expand into the power vacuum. So there you go. Now, 959 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 2: however you like it, said, he would prefer that you 960 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,239 Speaker 2: not fully imitate him as an impostor. That part he 961 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,440 Speaker 2: still thinks is just for him. So as he found 962 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560 Speaker 2: it hurt a lot more people than he intended, and 963 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,200 Speaker 2: he really came to regret that. As Damara said, quote, 964 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,960 Speaker 2: in this little game I was playing, there was always 965 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,120 Speaker 2: comes a time when you find yourself getting in too deep. 966 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,320 Speaker 2: You made good friends who believe in you, and you 967 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,480 Speaker 2: don't want them to get hurt and delusion. You begin 968 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,840 Speaker 2: to worry about what they'll think if somebody exposes you 969 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 2: as a phony. Now, after his moment the spotlight faded, 970 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 2: Fred became a drinker. He moved to Texas, He got 971 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,160 Speaker 2: a job in prison working as a pastor, but then 972 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 2: an old copy of Life magazine bubbled up to the 973 00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,839 Speaker 2: surface in the prison library. Someone recognized him as Fred 974 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,919 Speaker 2: to Mara because he wasn't using that name at the time. 975 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 2: He lose his job, he moves on, he goes to 976 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 2: southern California. Eventually he ends up giving last rights to 977 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 2: one of my heroes. What I swear to God, Elizabeth, 978 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 2: can you guess which of my heroes I'm talking about. 979 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,640 Speaker 2: I'll I'll narrow down. He's a Hollywood actor and he 980 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,400 Speaker 2: died in nineteen eighty. Steve McQueen. Fred Demara gave Steve 981 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,640 Speaker 2: McQueen his last rights on Earth. They became tight friends, 982 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,960 Speaker 2: and he went down with him when he went to 983 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,360 Speaker 2: get like a canter treatment in Mexico. So in November 984 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,800 Speaker 2: nineteen eighty, Steve McQueen passes away. Fred de Mera is 985 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,880 Speaker 2: there at his bedside. He's with the family down in Mexico, 986 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,440 Speaker 2: his wife, children, the whole bit, all right, Now, Tony Curtis, 987 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,439 Speaker 2: he played a bunch of amazing roles, right. I really 988 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,200 Speaker 2: love Tony Curtis. I loved him in the Billy Wilder 989 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,080 Speaker 2: movie something like one of my favorite parts him is 990 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,880 Speaker 2: Josephine or Joe. But if you ask Tony, his favorite 991 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,000 Speaker 2: party ever played was Fred Demara and the great impostor. Yeah. 992 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,080 Speaker 2: In my research, I found one last thing that I 993 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,680 Speaker 2: wanted to tell you about that Fred said. It was 994 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,160 Speaker 2: particularly heartbreaking. It was something i'd kind of suspect Hien 995 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,319 Speaker 2: I was reading through his stuff, he said, And this 996 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,680 Speaker 2: because from the July fifth, nineteen fifty nine issue of 997 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,680 Speaker 2: the Bridgeport Post Sun quote what I hated most was 998 00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,560 Speaker 2: being Demera. Again, who was Demera? Anyway you looked at it, 999 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,800 Speaker 2: Doctor French? Was somebody good or bad? Good or bad Demea? 1000 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 2: That guy was a bum. Right. So here was this 1001 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,759 Speaker 2: guy trying desperately not to be himself. And it was 1002 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,319 Speaker 2: all due to what I imagine was some economic shame 1003 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,040 Speaker 2: from the Depression era when his father lost status and 1004 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,400 Speaker 2: that's when all his life gets broken up, right, And 1005 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,320 Speaker 2: from that point on, Fred just longed to help people 1006 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,880 Speaker 2: and to cure people, and to soothe people, and to like, 1007 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,440 Speaker 2: you know, care for strangers, and to do it he 1008 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,600 Speaker 2: broke all kinds of laws, you know, but he was 1009 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,279 Speaker 2: basically the Robin Hood of imposters. 1010 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,359 Speaker 3: It sounds it was like Fred de mera crime to. 1011 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,160 Speaker 2: Give back to the unfortunate. Yeah, you know, so, what's 1012 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,280 Speaker 2: our ridiculous takeaway? 1013 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,719 Speaker 3: Elizabeth, I think it again? Act like you know right, 1014 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,520 Speaker 3: it's your rule. Always act like. 1015 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,520 Speaker 2: He's the best example. 1016 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,280 Speaker 3: I could find it, perfect example. 1017 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,680 Speaker 2: And he did like you did it. He did it 1018 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,200 Speaker 2: for others. He didn't do like I do, which is 1019 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,279 Speaker 2: for the ziksters, for Dizzy exactly. 1020 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:49,920 Speaker 3: Well. 1021 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,399 Speaker 2: You can always, always always find his online ridiculous crime 1022 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,319 Speaker 2: on Twitter and Instagram. Uh, you know, do it? 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