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Speaker 1: This just in you're hearing it first right here on

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 2: Elon Musk has offered Donald Trump free Twitter premium if

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Speaker 2: he stops calling him the space dweeb in public.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Never that could actually be a

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Speaker 1: real news headline. Good. Yeah, it's stranger that it is,

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Speaker 1: but it's not. I just made that one up.

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Speaker 2: See how easy it is to make up fake news?

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Speaker 2: And that's why every single week we bring you the

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Speaker 2: geniusly named segment Real News or Fake News, where you

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Speaker 2: can test your skills and see if you can tell

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Speaker 2: what's a real news story and what's a fake news story.

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Speaker 2: I read a news headline from a new story that's

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Speaker 2: gone viral this week, and you have to see if

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Speaker 2: you can tell whether it's a fake one or a

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Speaker 2: real one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: First news headline for real news or fake news. Teenagers

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Speaker 2: watch Teen Bandits, a movie about a subway heist, and

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Speaker 2: still a subway train the next day to reenact the movie.

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Speaker 1: Is that real or fan? Gosh, I'm gonna go with real.

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Speaker 1: How are you gonna steal a subway train? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They figured it out while watching the movie.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's yeah, can that work?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I think Victoria. What do

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Speaker 1: you think it's a real or fake?

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Speaker 2: Teenagers watch teen band It's, a movie about a subway heist,

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Speaker 2: and steal a subway train the next day to reenact

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Speaker 2: the movie. Is that a real new story or fake news?

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Speaker 1: Real? Real?

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Speaker 2: Will to reels producer Brad Teenagers watch teen Bandits, a

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Speaker 2: movie about a subway heist, and steal a subway train

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Speaker 2: the next day to reenact the movie.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows the subway trains don't always work all the time,

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Speaker 4: and this would be very unlikely. I'm going to say

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Speaker 4: the story is fake.

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Speaker 1: You're saying fake this is a real news story.

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Speaker 3: The battle.

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Speaker 2: This week, two teenagers in Queens, New York, hopped aboard

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Speaker 2: an unattended Our Line subway train, took control of it,

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Speaker 2: hit speeds up to thirty miles per hour, and then

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Speaker 2: collided with another train and built it on foot.

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Speaker 1: They were later arrested.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, they weren't any driving instructions in the movie.

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Speaker 1: O gosh, the same thing. They were like, how do

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Speaker 1: we drive this? I don't know. They didn't do that

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Speaker 1: in the movie. They just knew how quick. YouTube wait,

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Speaker 1: there's no.

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Speaker 2: Internet pull up TikTok be able to tell you how

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Speaker 2: to drive a subway train on there, it's real news

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Speaker 2: or fake news. The segment where I read a news headline,

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Speaker 2: you have to see if you can tell whether it's

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Speaker 2: a real news story from the week that went viral

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Speaker 2: or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's

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Speaker 2: your next headline for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 1: New face tattoos.

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Speaker 2: Can actually tell you when to take breaks and when

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Speaker 2: you're mentally overloaded. New face tattoo can tell you when

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Speaker 2: you should take breaks or are mentally overloaded? Is that

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Speaker 2: a real news story or a fake news story.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with fake, but this might not be

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Speaker 3: a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: What I'm gonna go with fake? You know, with fake

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Speaker 1: produce bad.

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Speaker 2: New face tattoos can tell you when you should take

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Speaker 2: breaks or are mentally overloaded? Is that a real news

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, because personal responsibility has completely gone out the window

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Speaker 4: and nobody knows how to take care of themselves without

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Speaker 4: someone on TikTok telling them this is a real news story.

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Speaker 4: Because you need to be slapped on the head with

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Speaker 4: it something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is a real news story created the

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Speaker 2: e tattoo. It's a face tattoo. It's not really a tattoo,

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Speaker 2: though it looks like a tattoo. There are electrodes that

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Speaker 2: go over your face. It looks like a face tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Is it perpetent.

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Speaker 2: No, you can take it on and off, but it

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Speaker 2: can tell you where you're mentally overloaded or we you

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Speaker 2: should take a break. They say it's good for pilots

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Speaker 2: and stuff like that. So if next flight you're on

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Speaker 2: be like, oh great, we're gonna die. Be like, oh cool,

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Speaker 2: he's got the tattoo. You'll know if he needs to

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Speaker 2: take a.

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Speaker 1: Break or not. Otherwise known as poser, It's real news

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Speaker 1: or fake news?

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Speaker 2: The segment where I read you a news headline from

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Speaker 2: the week that went viral and you have to see

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Speaker 2: if you can tell whether it's a real news story

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Speaker 2: or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's

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Speaker 2: your text headline for real news or fake news. Man

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Speaker 2: Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins Man

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Speaker 2: Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins Is

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Speaker 2: that a real news story here fake.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I want to say real because I

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Speaker 3: think I know the story. And if I don't know

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Speaker 3: this story, I know a story.

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Speaker 1: So I'm saying real.

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Speaker 2: Okay, says real Victoria Man Sue's wife for having an

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Speaker 2: ugly baby and wins?

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Speaker 1: Is that really fake? I'm gonna that's fake. Like you

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Speaker 1: can't sue anyone for anything, but not for an ugly.

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Speaker 2: Faith wait to find out or a brad Man Sue's

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Speaker 2: wife for having ugly baby and wins?

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Speaker 1: Is that a real new story or a fake one?

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows your marriage vows are a contract. He carefully

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Speaker 4: slipped those in and this is a breach of contract.

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Speaker 4: This is a real news story.

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Speaker 2: This is actually a fake news story, but people were

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Speaker 2: freaking out when they read it. The new story said

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Speaker 2: a man found out his wife cheated and allegedly sued

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Speaker 2: his wife for genetic fraud after she gave birth to

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Speaker 2: an unattractive baby. This story was fabricated, and of course

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Speaker 2: people were freaking out online.

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Speaker 1: God, we think he was real.

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Speaker 3: This was a real story years ago though, because the

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Speaker 3: woman had plastic surgery, she had had her nose done

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Speaker 3: and so something else done on her face and so

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Speaker 3: when the baby came out, the dad said the baby

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Speaker 3: was ugly, and he also sued but did win because

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Speaker 3: it was like she lied about what she really looked

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Speaker 3: like and the baby got her old nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh isn't that crazy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's real news

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Speaker 2: The seconment where I read a news headline, you have

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Speaker 2: fake news story. Here's your next headline for real news

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Speaker 2: or fake news. New church starts because thousands of AI

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Speaker 2: users now believe that chat GPT is God. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: a new church has started because thousands of AI users

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Speaker 2: now believe.

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Speaker 1: Chat GPT is God. I think this is real and

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Speaker 1: it says real Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Thousands of AI users now believe chat GPT is God

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Speaker 2: and have started.

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Speaker 1: A new church. That's ridiculous, fake, she.

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Speaker 2: Says, fake, produce a brad New church starts because thousands

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Speaker 2: of users now believe chat GPT is God.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows it doesn't take much but a few words

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Speaker 4: to create a rabid, stupid following.

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Speaker 1: So this is real.

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Speaker 2: This is one real Yes, has now been turned into

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Speaker 2: a church with actual clergy and services because thousands of

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Speaker 2: AI users believe that chat, GPT and artificial intelligence is

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Speaker 2: God and they're able to access the secrets of the

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Speaker 2: universe through chat GPT.

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Speaker 1: Now they can eat every Sunday. What are the services about?

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Speaker 1: You got the type in the chat GBT, Hey give

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Speaker 1: me a Sunday service and it probably does. Sure it does.

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Speaker 1: Give me a sermon. Well that that's kind of trippy.

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Speaker 1: I kind of actually want to go to that church.

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Speaker 1: Now just put it in your cha GPT. We can

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Speaker 1: have one right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hi, I didn't mean right now, right now, give

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Speaker 2: me a short sermon. Let's see what God says. Oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh, it says absolutely. Here's a short uplifting sermon.

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Speaker 2: Good morning today. I want to talk to you about

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Speaker 2: something simple. Yeah, powerful, the pause. We live in a

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Speaker 2: world that glorifies hustle, noise, constant motion. We scroll, we swipe,

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Speaker 2: we chase. But in Psalm forty six to ten, it

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Speaker 2: says I say something radically different.

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Speaker 1: What not God says something radically different? Oh it is God?

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Speaker 1: Still I know that I am God? What sub jc? No,

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Speaker 1: it didn't didn't really that's crazy? All right? Well, now,

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Speaker 1: now believe in the Church of chat GPT.

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Speaker 2: Oh though your phone brank happens every single hour on

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Speaker 2: the twenties, it's time for your phone brank. And then

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Speaker 2: right after that is Nina's what's trending And no forget

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Speaker 2: The Jubil Show will be live on stage at the

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Speaker 2: Tacoma Comedy Club June twenty second. That's just like next week.

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Speaker 2: Ye just go to the Jubilshow dot com and then

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Speaker 2: click on on stage and who knows, maybe we'll have

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Speaker 2: a service from chat gpt that day too.

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Speaker 1: It's on a Sunday, I think the word's day. Wow,

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Speaker 1: he uplifted my friends