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Speaker 1: me nothing. Yeah, welcome, ladies and gentlemen to an unbelievable

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me, where we dive deep

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Speaker 1: into the world of black conspiracies. We might finally answer

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Speaker 1: the question who stole wipp Be gold works eyebrows. We

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well. I'm excited. I'm your host, Lenkston Kerman.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you're here listening to us, and

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Speaker 1: I'm even more excited that we are joined today by

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Speaker 1: a dear friend, one of my favorite people in comedy.

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Speaker 1: She's so funny. You've seen her on Two Dope Queens

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Chole was sharp. Everybody. That's everybody?

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Speaker 1: are actually sold in smaller portions is that, uh, the

423
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: the it's more precious with the flavored chips because they

424
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: are they're better sellers. Like they're basically saying, like these

425
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: sell way better than the plane chips, So we're gonna

426
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: keep them and be very precious with them and in

427
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: and hold them close to our hearts as opposed to

428
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: the plane chips, which we will give away at whim

429
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: and just let any whatever they But it also feels,

430
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: like you said, like a little bit of a scam

431
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: because why am I paying the same price for this? Yeah,

432
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: I mean that's not I mean, yes, they sell better,

433
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: but why don't give us less of it? Especially you

434
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: know what this is. I mean, it's just racist again.

435
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: Now you're talking about language. You got. So you got

436
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: these light ass chips. They are doing nothing. They literally

437
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: are just there so they can scoop other cultures into

438
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 1: your mouth, dip as it were. And then you know,

439
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: you got a little flavor, you know what I mean.

440
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: You got the sour cream and onion or the cheddar

441
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: and sour cream cream is doing all the work, but

442
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: that's okay. Or there was vinegar, or there's the There

443
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: was a flavor, like a Ruffles flavor that I think

444
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: was very popular in Canada. It was just called oh yeah,

445
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It was like, oh no,

446
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of that New Orleans themed one that was

447
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: like all the flavors that once. But I think it's

448
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: the same concept of them being like it's the same yeah,

449
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: because it was just like, um, you know, this is

450
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: kind of it's spicy like a barbecue sauce, but it's

451
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: also sweet like a barbecue sauce with honey. Um, but

452
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: it also has a little kick to it, like you know,

453
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: and like lime in here. We did all the things.

454
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, all kinds, and all y'all had was

455
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of extra ship that you were like, we

456
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: got extra chips, and we got extra seasoning on the thing.

457
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: Just mix them together and see what happens. See that

458
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: is that is why I don't necessarily buy the I

459
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just a very It's like, it's kind

460
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: of why I'm against the Take five because I feel

461
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: like it's the sweepings of the factory floor. It's just

462
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: whatever is like, it's the hot dog of candy bars,

463
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: whereas all these things you couldn't put in the regular thing,

464
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: you just put into this. So I have a theory,

465
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: and I part of the reason I dig and I

466
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: was digging into these bags is because I noticed that

467
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: the size of or the amount rather that they're giving

468
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: is smaller. But a part of me wonders, based on

469
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: your argument, if part of the reason that they had

470
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: to give us less of the flavored chips is because

471
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: the content, the nutritional content, becomes so outrageous that they're

472
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: not able to justify serving it to human beings. Do

473
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That like that point five

474
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: might be the difference insult and fat and all are

475
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: bad for us. That make it so that they like

476
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: technically can't sell it to a bunch of kids or

477
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: else it is instant stroke exactly like they there's you know,

478
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: the f d A has regulations that are bullshit for

479
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: the most part, but they do regulate like, oh, you

480
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: you can kill people, but you have to kill them slowly.

481
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: So if they were making walking up to the line,

482
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: yes hyper exactly, they can't give you hypertension all at

483
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: once because that's bad for consumerism, that you can't kill

484
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: all your consumers. That is possible. I mean I could

485
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: see that if that's the difference between plane and saucy.

486
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: To you where that that might be the line? It

487
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: is just like, look, man, if we gave you the

488
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: full ten, I mean all of y'all are going to

489
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: be out here just stroking out. You can't handle the

490
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: full ten full ten. I'm saving your life. You pace

491
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: the ship give you nine point five. You should be grateful.

492
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: I serve you nine point five. I mean I could

493
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: that's that's not a bad that's not a bad theory.

494
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: I could see that being the case, right, that makes

495
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: them seem like a benevolent guy. No, I mean I

496
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: fully subscribe to the possibility that they are. So, Okay,

497
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: here's an even more jarring thing that isn't base in theory. Okay, So,

498
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: apparently in certain chips there's something called acrylamide. Have you

499
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: heard of acrylamide? Oh? No, No, okay, great. Acrylamide apparently

500
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: is a chemical that's found on birch chips that increases

501
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: cancer risk for pe anybody that eats it or consumes it,

502
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: it apparently totally increases your chances of getting cancer. And

503
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: it's the burnt chips at the bottom of the bag.

504
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: And so, now following this theory, because part of what

505
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: I had I struggled with with your original theory was

506
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: how are they deciding that this bag with more seasoning

507
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: is going to the family Dollar where Llewa would then

508
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: buy it from the lady who calls it sauce? Like,

509
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: how are they planning all that out? But if they

510
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: are putting sauce on these acrylamide chips, these burnt chips,

511
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: and then putting those bags into those communities. It's a

512
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: lot easier to track and separate and do the evils

513
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: that they probably are doing. This also might be where

514
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: kettle chips came from. Hell, yeah, talk to me now,

515
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: you are speaking it, because I mean, like the whole

516
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: Like to me, a kettle chip is just I mean,

517
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: it's one of these cancer chips. It's just it's burnt.

518
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: It's it's burnt, and I don't it's crazy burden. And

519
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: I know lots of people who prefer them. They're a

520
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 1: little they're hard on the teeth, which is not good.

521
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: Not not a fan, not a fan, has never been

522
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: a fan. All the salt and vinegar is delightful. Not

523
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: a fan. I can't you know, I can't do vinegar.

524
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: But there is a salt and balsamic balsamic vinegar that's

525
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: only available in Kroger as a Kroger brand, or it's

526
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: like in the UK. So when I am in Atlanta

527
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 1: and I'm near Kroger, I buy bags and bags of it.

528
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: But it is truly like it doesn't even taste like

529
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:46,479
Speaker 1: salt to taste like so deum. Definitely, this is pulled

530
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: from the ocean floor. Yeah. And then I rubbed on

531
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: the chip by by a mermaid. Yeah. I feel the

532
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: clots forming in my leg when I eat them. But man,

533
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: are they tasty. But kettle chips are kind of slowly

534
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: making it to the hood. They are. And see that's

535
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: that's also where my instinct went because at first I thought, oh, well,

536
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: kettle chips aren't really a black chip. But if you

537
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: go to any bodega at this point in New York,

538
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: in you know, corner stores in l A, there's kettle chips,

539
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: kettle chips are available, and they are for the most part,

540
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd call them burnt, but they

541
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: do feel like they've been cooked in a way that

542
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: is closer to the burnt chips. Yeah, because I mean,

543
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 1: you can't just go full on burnt, like the jig

544
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 1: is up like we see you, but you if you

545
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: come almost burnt. Yes, And then kettle chips have a

546
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: ridiculous flavor like line. They have so many various flavors

547
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: that again I only see the full range of flavors

548
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: uh in the hood when they are there, I mean, like,

549
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: you know, cooking it in avocados, uh oil isn't gonna

550
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: make it any healthier. And that the other thing. It

551
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: turns out in my research, I found out kettle chips

552
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: are not actually the healthiest chip by any means. They're

553
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: actually one of the worst chips. That like the fact

554
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: that they've been pitching them as like, oh, we we

555
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: don't have any of like these bad ingredients that these

556
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: other chips have. True, but you also have a bunch

557
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: of like shitty like their overseasoning. Like that's the main

558
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: issue with them is that they are like, oh, putting

559
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: so much salt in so much other stuff on it

560
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: that it literally is evening out the quality. Yeah, I've

561
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: eaten a half a bag of um, their like sea

562
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: salt and cracked pepper, and can look down at my

563
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: ankles and go, well, that was a mistake. I'm never

564
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: getting a sneaker off. You know, either I got chicken

565
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 1: pox or terrible mistakes good. So um Yeah. So here's

566
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: the other crazy thing about a crowd, right, is that

567
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: even because they're not a hundred percent short, they f

568
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: d a All these like professionals are claiming that they're

569
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: not sure that acrylamite is gonna give you cancer, right,

570
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: But they're saying it's a possible cancer causing agent. But

571
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: what they do know is that acrylamide absolutely causes nerve damage.

572
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: And so what I'm thinking is they're giving us these

573
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: acrylamide chips, putting them in in negro bags, selling them

574
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: to Negro communities, and then damaging our taste buds, damaging

575
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: our nerves, which makes us less sensitive to eating the chips,

576
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: tasting the salt, ultimately leading to our hypertension, ultimately leading

577
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: to our high blood pressure, ultimately because we gotta we

578
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: gotta over salt everything because and that's part of the reason.

579
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: Because we don't, they're ruining our taste buds and then

580
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: turning it into a bit like you know right, No,

581
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I want to live. Oh no, that's I absolutely believe that,

582
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: because my palate is shipped now. Oh it used to

583
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: be delicate, and now it's just like, why doesn't everything

584
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: taste like instant ramen? You know, how do you cook

585
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: without a flavor packet? Have you? I don't know if

586
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: you've ever done this. I there have been times where

587
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: I cook with instant ramen and then I absolutely spill

588
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: some of the flavor packet, like I you don't get

589
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: it all into into the pot as you're picking. And

590
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that just gets so sad

591
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,479
Speaker 1: because I'm like, this ramen ain't gonna taste as good

592
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,439
Speaker 1: as them is supposed to. I'm supposed to get sick,

593
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: but now I can't get sick, like I want to

594
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: get sick because I don't spill it is it is

595
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: a sad win. There's just wasted flavor, hated good. It's

596
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: no good. I hate a wasted flavor packet. I I

597
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: just want all the disease, all of it. I paid

598
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: for it. I paid my cents. I paid for it,

599
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: and I do think that that's a very black I

600
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: paid for it. Give it alternate. Yeah, that's a very

601
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: like that's a black way of living. It's like, look,

602
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: we get it. Some evil things are happening out here.

603
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: You guys are setting us up to lose. This entire

604
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: country was built with us as like the punchline to

605
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: an evil joke. But come on, man, I paid for it,

606
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: giving my ship, you know what I mean. Treat me

607
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 1: like all right, asking for much? Just not I'm asking

608
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: for That's all. I want. Yeah, it's oh my gosh,

609
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: I there's so much really in what you've discovered to

610
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: just really like marinate in. And so here's the other

611
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: thing is that part of what I've discovered is that, uh,

612
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: similar to what you were saying about the brands not

613
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: necessarily being uh equal in every community, right that certain

614
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: communities have certain brands, there are healthy alternatives in the

615
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: alternate community, right that, like that in lace is serving

616
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: us plane lays or barbecue lays or whatever version of

617
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: you know, Nicki Minaj's Lays in that neighborhood store. But

618
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 1: then Lays also has like a potato chip made out

619
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: of like the most harmless you know, it's cauliflower potatoes chips. Yeah, yeah,

620
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm not seen a baked chip in a bodega ever.

621
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: Really it never exists. And so even if your theory,

622
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: even if your theory isn't like a hundred percent accurate,

623
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: that they're like somehow like intentionally packing our neighborhoods with

624
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: like extra flavored chips, which I still believe to be true.

625
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 1: I'm not just you dare think that for a second,

626
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: you have my but I will say that even if

627
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: they're not doing that, they are intentionally giving us the

628
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: worst version of all the chips that they can give us,

629
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: including ones with potential cancers and fucking poisons. On man,

630
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: you know this really, this all hurts my heart. And

631
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: the only thing that would make me feel better it

632
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: would be a bag of chips, like right now, a

633
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: big old bag of cron please, fantastic extra sauce. Please.

634
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: You know that's the only way to make the pain,

635
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: a little bit of nerve damage. It's just blunted, all blunted. All. Okay,

636
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna take one more break and then we'll be

637
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: back with more SHELI was sharp and more, my mama

638
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: told me. And we are back. Yeah, we're back. I'm

639
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: still here. Was was sharp, and we're having a great time.

640
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: We're still talking about chips and the conspiracy to uh

641
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: to murder black people with the chips or just make

642
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: them happy. I think there's a part that wants to

643
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: be happier with delicious chips, and I get that. Yeah,

644
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: if no one's gonna listen to me at the hospital,

645
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: let me go out with a chip. I like, I

646
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: guess when when you went in to have your gall

647
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: bladder uh deguarded. I don't know what they do to

648
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: besides like repair it. What was there any discussion around

649
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: the hostess cake that did it? It did? Did they

650
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: tell you anything about that? No? At first, um, they said,

651
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: are you sure it's not gas? Um? Because it could

652
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: be trapped gas in your diaphragm And I'm like, I

653
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: truly don't think that's where gas days um, And I'm like,

654
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: that's not And also I've been with me, I'm not

655
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: holding on any gas. Let it all go. Look I

656
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: got gas all the time. Yeah. So then they were like,

657
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: all right, well, you know, if you if you think

658
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: it's more than just indigestion and it's not the trap gas,

659
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: let's uh, let's do an X ray and see what's

660
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: going on. And they did, and then they were like, oh, yeah, no,

661
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: you have stones. You have a stone, So let's do

662
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: this in a couple of days. Let's take out whatever

663
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: the stones that we see here and here. And so

664
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: they went in and they were supposed to do the

665
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: little like through my belly button and a little incision,

666
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: that's all they were going to do. And then they

667
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: got in there, they got the camera in there, and

668
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, there, it's free floating stones all

669
00:42:51,280 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: all over. It's like there's a boom. So they just

670
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: sliced me open and the thing out, and I didn't

671
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know because I was under So

672
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: when I came to in recovery, I don't know what

673
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: recovery normally looks like, but I know in my mind's

674
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: I I was kind of waking up. I was groggy,

675
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: and I was I feel like in a basement, and

676
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: it was there was drips from the ceiling hitting like iron,

677
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: and there was a like a light bulb that kept flickering.

678
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: That could have just been my imagination, So they could

679
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: have like harvested that you might have had a perfectly

680
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: normal gallbladder, possibly because I did ask. I had originally

681
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: asked for the stone that they were going to pull out,

682
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: and they were like, we'll see what we can do.

683
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: And then they took out the whole gall bladder and

684
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna need that

685
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: gall bladder. Then they were like, actually we're going to

686
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 1: keep it and um, we're going to use it for

687
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: medical students to study. Actually we're going to use this

688
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: for a delicious new chip where neighborhood. Yeah, it's a

689
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: it's called older Lady chips and it was so it

690
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: was rough, and then they still miss some stones. So

691
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I had a tube sticking out of me for six

692
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: weeks and I had to take medicine. I was supposed

693
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: to break up the stone and make it go out

694
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: of the tube, and then when I went in to

695
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: have the tube taken out, they were like, they're still

696
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: stones in you, so we're just gonna put you under

697
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: and try and find those. As far as I know,

698
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: I may have a stone lodged under something. Um. But yeah,

699
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: it was at first, I really did think it was

700
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: trapped gas. That is wild. So after all that, you

701
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: don't know where your stones are. You know, you don't

702
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: have a gallbladder anymore, but you don't know if they

703
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: might have harvested, harvested some other organs for their own pleasures. Yeah,

704
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: it's wild. I've made a point to UM truly destroyed

705
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: the organs that I have left. You get me again,

706
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: Trick me once if you go with me. There's there's

707
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: nothing still my organs. Twice the ship I have burned

708
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: the ground and salted the earth. We are not there's

709
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: nothing in near sure this might be systemic. Stop letting

710
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: y'all do that. That's all right. I'd love to play

711
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: a game with you if you're down for it. We

712
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 1: have a very fun game that I love to play.

713
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: It's a game that I call white lies Ugly. You're disgusting.

714
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me it's a fun game

715
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: white lies, where you, the contestant, are going to be

716
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: read a a traditional white conspiracy theory, one of that

717
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: white people have subscribed to for years. And then you

718
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 1: will then use that conspiracy theory and think about why

719
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: it is so important to white people. Why do they

720
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: keep going with this one? What are they trying to accomplish?

721
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: What are the sneaky motherfucker's up to? All Right, you

722
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,720
Speaker 1: get the premise and we're clear on the whole thing. Okay,

723
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: this came up today and it's very exciting. Today on

724
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: my Twitter feed, amongst all the murder and mayhem of

725
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: young black people all across America, there also was trending

726
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: a rediscovery of the lockness Monster that someone had taken

727
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: a picture of Nessie's back, or supposedly Nesti's back and

728
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 1: then posted it. And now there's a giant debate happening

729
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: about whether or not. This is, in fact, the the

730
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 1: new lockness monster or the old lockness monster. My question

731
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: for you is why is the lockness monster so important

732
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: to white people? I mean, okay, let's let's consider the scapegoat.

733
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: Mm hmm uh. If I'm not mistaken, the scapegoat was

734
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 1: the goat of a village that everyone put blamed for everything. Yeah, well,

735
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: just just in olden times, the literal literal scapegoat. Oh

736
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: I did not know that. Yeah, I believe that folklore

737
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: is that it was a goat that took on is

738
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: a blame. Just all of the excuses for everybody in

739
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: a village, all the bad things they've done, they blamed

740
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: it on the goat or they put it on the goat.

741
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: I have no idea wings yeah, yeah, so so that's

742
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: uh so that's what we're working with here. I'm thinking

743
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: right now, white people are scrambling, do you know what

744
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: I mean? Like it is it is finals week. Bay

745
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: have not done any of the readings. They barely went

746
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: to class, like it is, and this is very much

747
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: final this week, because it's it's both of those things.

748
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: It's some of them are scrambling to make up for

749
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: the homework that they did not finish, and a bunch

750
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: of them are scrambling to find other classmates who they

751
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 1: could be, Like, let's rebel against the teacher. Yes, he's

752
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: been an asshole this whole time. Let's just tell me

753
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: he's a cunt and then maybe the university you'll fire him. Right,

754
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: we have to study it all. Yeah, that's that's exactly

755
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: what's happening. So so right now, I think white people

756
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:44,760
Speaker 1: are realizing like, oh ship, like, um, we gotta do something.

757
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: What are our go toos? Um? And their their go

758
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: tos are falling, you know what I mean, Like they're

759
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: their whole heritage argument is not working. Um, like we're

760
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: taking those bad boys down. We're taking all of them

761
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: down like a nigger name Bubba driving their cars now,

762
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: I mean like this is it's yeah, it's it's nothing

763
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: they've ever seen or they don't know what to do

764
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: with it. They got they need. Who's an old school

765
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: something that that can all? Right nessie, let's bring this

766
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: bitch back. Let's uh, we'll say she got a little

767
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: work done, you know what I mean, she probably you

768
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, got a little lap band, you know,

769
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: loss will weight lip injections that she looked at you

770
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: look a little more two thousand fourteen. Chloe kardashi in

771
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: current Chloe Kardashian. But she definitely is Kardashian. Is is

772
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: technically the same human being if you look at the

773
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: genetic material, right, yes, I mean if you were to, yeah,

774
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: take a blood test of NeSSI I think that's what

775
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: you're going to find Kardashian. But um, but yeah, And

776
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: I think that's probably why it's so important to him

777
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: right now, Like this is it? Do you do? You

778
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like the alien ship didn't work,

779
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: They opened up fucking it was that area fifty one,

780
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: like all of that. They called on every possibility they had.

781
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: They literally told us aliens are real. And we were

782
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: still like yeah, bro, but please stop choking me, Like okay,

783
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: but there's a monster in the lake. Yeah that's where

784
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: we are right now. Keep talking about dying, but there's

785
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: a monster in the lake and we're like, yeah, but

786
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: I can't breathe, man. Yeah they're not. It's it's all

787
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: that's left, and it's a thing that appears tangible and

788
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: easy to doctor photos but nobody. They're just in like

789
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: the copy room, just trying to make copies. Fuck, look,

790
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: this is going on, you know, and it's like it's

791
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: too late. It's too late. You can't keep doing the

792
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: y and nobody gives a f If nobody, I don't care,

793
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: I truly could not care less. And the reality is

794
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: is that if the Locknest Monster is in fact a

795
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: real thing, and I you know, don't care either way.

796
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: If he or she is a real thing, I'm not

797
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: sure that the Lockness Monster needs to be gendered. I

798
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: gotta throw the funk up, really do my own research.

799
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: But the point is if even if the lockness Monster

800
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: is real, it does not, like you say, scapegoat the

801
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: the bigger problems that are happening in our own communities. Yeah,

802
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't have We can't have Nessie like answering for

803
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, that's not going

804
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: to be the thing, Like, well, all right, I mean, yeah,

805
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: their monster did reappear again, so maybe they do have

806
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: some things to worry. No, that's not it's not going

807
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: to be enough. Nessie herself might actually show up and

808
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: just be like, you know what I've been reading And sure, honestly, guys,

809
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: I've been listening for a while now. I actually think

810
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: black lives do matter, and uh, that doesn't mean that

811
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 1: white lives don't matter. But I think at this time

812
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: they us need to be heard and seen as real

813
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: people and people with value. So maybe just allow them

814
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: to have this and then everything. I mean, are we

815
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: sure we really want Nessy to talk like white white folks?

816
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: Are they ready for what NESTI might have to say.

817
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: I'm scared NESTI is gonna come out and be like

818
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: a homophote, you know what I mean. No, I mean

819
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: we all have spots that he's pretty old. There's no

820
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: way Nesty's on the progressive side of Yeah. I mean,

821
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: you know, Nesty's like, look, black people, white people, you

822
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: guys should all live equally, but boys shouldn't kiss boys.

823
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: And that's just something I feel for hundreds of years.

824
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put that past Nesty for sure. I mean,

825
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: like she's it. I feel like it. Um yeah, Like

826
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: it's definitely it's not going to be as open minded

827
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: as you want. But you know, it's nothing nothing older,

828
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: nothing that old is. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like,

829
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: my grandpa is a wonderful on him in he's ninety

830
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: five years old. He's doing the best he can. And

831
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: boy is he hard to get into certain angles of

832
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: conversations with despite the fact that like he's even talking

833
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: to his black grandson buddy. Some of these are you know,

834
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: it's just tough angles that I don't we shouldn't talk about,

835
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: like because we're not going to see how to eye.

836
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: This is not a good balance for us. Let's just

837
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: agree to eat, you know, get filter fish together and

838
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: uh sit quietly in front of a Ken Burns documentary.

839
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: Right exactly, we may be asking too much of of

840
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: NeSSI right now, I feel like white people are definitely like, look,

841
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Speaker 1: you're you're our only hope. Yes, I don't know what's

842
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: left to discover on the planet at this point. If

843
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: we if we didn't buy the aliens and UFOs and

844
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: all you had, like your your last card, you're acing

845
00:53:54,239 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: the hole like black people never cared about nessiever. You

846
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: totally misread every every possible situation you could misread read

847
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: the room. This isn't our business. This is much more, y'all.

848
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: And we don't give a fucking nessies here. She can

849
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: come to the barbecue as she can't. We don't care exactly. Wow,

850
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: I think we did it. I think wide open. This

851
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: was this was phenomenal. Thank you so much for coming

852
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: and hanging out with me. Uh, what a fun time.

853
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: And I think that we really learned a lot about

854
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: the uh the world of chips in the potential threat

855
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: that they have in our in the black community. Yeah,

856
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: keep fighting you. Um, could you tell everyone where they

857
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: can find you on the internet or any cool ship

858
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: that you have going on? Feel free to plug anything

859
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: that matters to you. I'm on you know, all of

860
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: the social media things that I can possibly handle, the

861
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: important ones. You're Twitter, your Instagram, your Venmo and U.

862
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm at silky jumbo on all of it. And that's

863
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: all one word traditional spelling. Um. Actually, I have an

864
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: album called so you just out here listen. Oh, thank you.

865
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: And I love both your albums, but I truly appreciate it.

866
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah they're really good. Yeah. Also, I listened to your

867
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: album all the time, all the time. Don't I swear

868
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: to you. Don't maybe quote it. Don't maybe quote it.

869
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna quote it. I'm too old, baby, my

870
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 1: brain is. Yeah, I'm already drinking camera milty. That's where

871
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: I am with benefiber in it because yeah, yeah, fucked up.

872
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, just look for me there I'm cracking jokes

873
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: or making you know, halfhearted thirst trap attempts. No one's buying.

874
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: No one's buying. It's great, it's nothing, but my girlfriend's

875
00:55:53,840 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: going nice. Good for you. Yeah, it's the effort that counts,

876
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: all right, This doesn't feel like a compliment. No, I

877
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: can't blow effort, So ladies and gentlemen, she can't blow

878
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: effort one more time for Shelley was sharp. Everybody. This

879
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 1: has been another episode of my Mama told me, Thank

880
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Speaker 1: you guys good night. Because I'm big brown babes, my

881
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: crow chips in your bees o Quala bears are racist.

882
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Speaker 1: The host mostly money turkey stuff. I can't tell me