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Speaker 1: Today. There's a five year old, sweet little girl out

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Speaker 1: there who's having a birthday party, and her name is Monica.

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Speaker 1: Her dad said he wanted to be involved with the party,

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Speaker 1: so Mom gave him just one task, order the cake

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Speaker 1: and make sure it arrives on time. What she didn't

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Speaker 1: mention was she's also going to contact us to say

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Speaker 1: make sure something goes horribly wrong with his cake order.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, you know what we can

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Speaker 1: do that. It's your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Raymond from bakery. Is this David Potson? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is hi. You ordered the red velvet cheet cake, right, yeah?

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Speaker 1: I ordered the cake? Is it? Well? It was? But

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Speaker 1: then I had to make a little detour back to

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Speaker 1: the store. But now it was, well, I'm back on

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Speaker 1: the road now, so it's almost there. No, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't need to almost be here. It here. It's just

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Speaker 1: there was an issue with it. But I think we're good. Now.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean what do you what do you

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Speaker 1: mean issue? What issue with my cake? Yeah? I mean

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Speaker 1: this whole day has been kind of crazy for me,

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Speaker 1: Like we had so many weddings and events and stuff

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Speaker 1: that we had. That's all well, and good. But this

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Speaker 1: is my daughter's birthday we're talking about or the cake. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would argue that a wedding is probably bigger than

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Speaker 1: a kid's birthday, but I wouldn't say you could argue that.

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Speaker 1: But that's not what I paid for. I paid for

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Speaker 1: the cake to be here by now. Well that's what

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Speaker 1: I was doing. And I was in the van picking

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Speaker 1: up one of the other cakes and I bent over

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Speaker 1: and I lost my balance and I kind of sat

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Speaker 1: on yours. No, no, no, you could not sit on

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Speaker 1: my cake. Yeah, but I mean, don't worry. I fixed it.

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Speaker 1: We're all good. Fix you sat on. Well, I just thought,

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Speaker 1: obviously you're not going to want a big butt imprint

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Speaker 1: on the cake because that would be pretty weird. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little bit weird, right, so my daughter who's five

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Speaker 1: years old. That's why I had them fill in the

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Speaker 1: divot with just a bunch of extra frosting. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't get it. I know you're just a delivery guy,

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Speaker 1: but I do not want a cake that somebody sat on. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, Like you wouldn't be able to tell unless

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Speaker 1: you like cut into it or something. I do fit

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Speaker 1: if you cut into a cake, which is exactly what

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Speaker 1: you do to a cake. Okay, realize that there's something

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Speaker 1: wrong with the cake. Well you're not gonna like this either,

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Speaker 1: but the cake topper you ordered also got smashed. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, good news is I and I think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna like this. I had one of the pastry chefs

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Speaker 1: redo a quick figurine of the little blind girl on

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Speaker 1: the top of it. What it's real good? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? She has like sunglasses and a cane,

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Speaker 1: super cute looking. Oh they're supposed to be a little

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Speaker 1: blonde girl on top, not a blind girl or a

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Speaker 1: blonde Oh god, did I read the note wrong? Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? The day is just okay. Look, I can

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Speaker 1: take it off. That's not a problem. I just know

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Speaker 1: whoever Veronica is, I think she's going to be really happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose it. It is not Veronica. It is

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Speaker 1: Monica Monnica. But Veronica is what it said on my

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Speaker 1: pants when I looked in the mirror. You are the

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Speaker 1: stonest delivery person in the history of the world. You

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Speaker 1: know that, like you get that. Your job understands that

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Speaker 1: it was a little harsh. I'm sure there must be

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Speaker 1: at least one delivery driver out there who's worse than me.

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Speaker 1: My wife is gonna freak out. Okay, not happening. Just

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Speaker 1: I just need to think I can fix this. Don't

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Speaker 1: fix a thing. I'm not taking a cake. I'm not

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Speaker 1: taking it. Hold on, oh, I got an idea. Hold on?

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Speaker 1: What the are you doing? Okay, it's good, We're good,

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Speaker 1: and so now it says happy birthday Onnica. No people

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Speaker 1: call me that, right. I'm not paid. First you stood

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Speaker 1: on it, then you lick it. I'm not paying for it.

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Speaker 1: Well would it make you feel any better though? If

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Speaker 1: I told you this is all made up and your

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Speaker 1: wife brought the cake home yesterday? What are you talking about? Yeah? Like,

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Speaker 1: my wife brought what the cake that you bought? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm not really working from the bakery. This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call from a radio station. Your wife Katie

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Speaker 1: listens to What are you talking about? Please tell me?

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Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? I kind of am joking

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Speaker 1: because my name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Like this is a joke? Yeah? Man?

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Speaker 1: Your wife said that you were really stressed about this

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Speaker 1: because it's the one thing that she puts you in

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Speaker 1: charge of for your daughter's birthday. Yeah, and so she

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Speaker 1: thought that she could mess with you about it. Oh

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Speaker 1: she was right. I mean, you put a blond girl

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Speaker 1: on top of my cake'sd A blonde girl. I thought

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Speaker 1: that was quick thinking. Your daughter could wear sunglasses and

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Speaker 1: carry around a cane just for the day, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: next Halloween weeke up. Every morning was Phone Tap weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning