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Speaker 2: Oh, there's that she wants me to.

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Speaker 3: Wear less revealing pants. Men and women shouldn't have to

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Speaker 3: do that, am I the a hole?

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Speaker 1: Interesting? I bro, you know your boss is noticing.

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Speaker 3: If the boss is noticing you, might you might be

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Speaker 3: packing quite a hog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, packing more than you should. Maybe you're Maybe you're

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Speaker 1: at ups.

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Speaker 2: He needs a concealed cary license.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly on that note, no better time to insure

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Speaker 3: our wonderful guest, Abby from the Breakup Breakdown podcast. She

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Speaker 3: has an incredible show where she literally interviews people behind

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Speaker 3: the stories of these crazy breakup tales.

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Speaker 1: It's actually quite insane. Abby. Can you give us one

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Speaker 1: fun fact about yourself?

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Speaker 2: Ooh, a fun fact? I want MC a Nelly concert.

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Speaker 1: MC a Nelly concert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. My day job is I'm actually a radio host,

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Speaker 2: so sometimes I get to do like fun stuff like

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Speaker 2: me artists and like host concerts. It's a good time.

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Speaker 1: The dad is sick legendary. Wow. I guess the scales

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Speaker 1: translated over to podcasting m MC and it's just like

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Speaker 3: It's crazy. The crossover rate is just like one thousand percent.

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Speaker 1: Wow. The centric circles of the then diagram completely overlapped. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: well that's you. You came ready with a fun fact.

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Speaker 3: My goodness, now I feel lame, like we gotta do

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Speaker 3: something fun facts. We got to like host an event

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Speaker 3: for fifty cent or something.

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Speaker 1: We got topic? What two thousands rapper can we give?

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Speaker 2: We all up?

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Speaker 3: It's an interesting story about the double standard I guess

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Speaker 3: like male female clothing dynamics. So this is actually, I

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Speaker 3: think Abby, very good that we have you on for

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Speaker 3: this episode.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to get into it. Are you all ready?

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Speaker 2: I'm so ready, so ready to put men in their place.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, com form sis. All right, this is

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Speaker 3: the battle of the bulge.

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Speaker 1: This start. This guy, this guy just comes in hot.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for my god, this movie not too long.

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Speaker 3: I wear normal pants to work, I hope, so one

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Speaker 3: would hope. So right, Yeah, he's not wearing it like

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he doesn't need any assists. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Our dress code is business casual and I've gotten myself

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Speaker 3: sized by a reputable tailor. All of my slacks are

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Speaker 3: subtle flex. Yeah, he's he's filling them in. However, yesterday

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Speaker 3: my boss called me into her office and told me

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Speaker 3: I would no longer be allowed to wear the pants

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Speaker 3: wear something quote less, revealing.

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Speaker 2: What he was measured at Macy's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he got a professional to make sure that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And like the normal relax fit for for men

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Speaker 1: I also think of like you know, like when you like,

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Speaker 1: I have one right now, you know, when you sit

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at my I'm wearing some shorts right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm in a seated position. I am completely flaccid, right,

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Speaker 1: but your pants somehow like like they create this little

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Speaker 3: The zipper is sturdy material that bends upwards when.

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Speaker 1: It's gives you extra room if you need it. Yes, right,

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Speaker 1: is that what it's for. I don't think it's for that,

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Speaker 3: You're also assuming that he's erect in the office. I'm

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Speaker 3: assuming you're completely pants boner. Yeah, I'm consuming he's completely flaccid.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're saying his normal relaxed that pants are adding

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Speaker 1: Yes, I see.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, does it make sense, Abby, It's like the

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm never gonna look at it. I'm gonna be out

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Speaker 2: But whatever. Know is that the tailors that Macy's are

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Speaker 1: The inventor of the zipper really zipper. So yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Maybe he has massive zippers, massive zippers, you know the

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like one of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well it's big Zipper energy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh it is BZ for sure. There's a hit

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Speaker 1: the wonderful women of the world. Women. It's important. It's

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of the pants boner.

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Speaker 1: This is what it looks like. Man's just sitting there's

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Speaker 2: That is big Zipper Energy, big energy.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Okayopaby, happy to be here. Yes, apparently my

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Speaker 3: bulge is inappropriate for the workplace. I have a normal

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Speaker 2: I love how I am normal. I am below average

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I assume I am in dowed, like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the average of the averages from all

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Speaker 1: That I viewed in my lifetime. They range in the middle.

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Speaker 1: I saw a guy with the two penises that we spaw.

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Speaker 1: We spaw is like this Korean spa where everyone's naked,

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Speaker 3: It was it was quite a discovery. It was it's

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that?

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Speaker 2: Did you confront him about his double penis?

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Speaker 1: No? He was like lying down and like I wasn't,

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Speaker 3: Do some some locker room boy talk like, Hey, what's up, bro?

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Speaker 3: Nice nice double dog? You got over there?

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Speaker 1: Brother? Hell yeah, I'm just packing one of those, but

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Speaker 2: Game.

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Speaker 3: Wow, gosh, we should find that guy and have him

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Speaker 1: We mentioned him in an ad like he's literally like

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Speaker 1: war Yeah, okay, Well there's there's a dude. I don't

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Speaker 3: We should this and start another case of the double dong.

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Speaker 2: I've heard of from Maverrodites where you have like both

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Speaker 2: heard of people having two jjs, but not to two people.

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Speaker 1: Why not two penises. It's called diphilia one five million men? Interesting,

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Speaker 2: I feel like that has to be like a weird

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Speaker 1: It definitely exists. I'm sure. I'm sure, so Abby. Are

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Speaker 2: Canceled by the double dong community as we spend.

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Speaker 3: This story has just proved a fantastic Yeah, grounds for

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Speaker 2: Our First, what is the story you've been about?

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Speaker 3: I forgot we're Foster Sea the workplace. Yeah, he's snakes

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Speaker 3: on a plane clothing shamed for his pants. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: Would a woman with large breasts be told she can't

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Speaker 1: wear anything but baggy clothes? Yes, ask Billy Eilish. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Billie Eilish caught so much flame.

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Speaker 3: It's happened, it's happened. Would she be told by her

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Speaker 1: But I'm like here for this is a beingelum swinging

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Speaker 2: I kind of like that no kilts killing.

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Speaker 3: Are definitely with underwear, underwear like a double US. That's

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Speaker 3: Like like kilt and then like I don't know, like

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Speaker 1: That actually that goes hard dude, or like you know

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this sounds like the worst Handmaid's Tail spin

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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically it was just like giant red boots that

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Speaker 1: They're ridiculous. Look at these look at this, look at

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Speaker 2: There I go, oh my gosh, so sick, so fashionable.

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Speaker 3: We need this outfit to like we need to shame

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, I feel very empowered actually right now

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Speaker 3: Is we need to design like how you like just

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Speaker 3: we got to lock them up. I think it's like

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Speaker 3: that's pretty sick, like approved, like the patriarchy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, matriarchy.

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Speaker 3: That's what we do here. So Opie goes back to

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Speaker 1: But isn't like, aren't like gray sweatpants like a like

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Speaker 3: And and then he like the dude makes it even worse.

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Speaker 3: He's like the bag.

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Speaker 1: Like you know whatever, stuff bro really has a python

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Speaker 1: great like baggy or stuff is not going to help.

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Speaker 1: Just like I'm thinking, if he's like lying or like

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Speaker 1: you can still see the nipples. Right, Yeah, it's like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you need he needs like a

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Speaker 3: First panis just yeah, we need to lock that thing away.

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Speaker 1: Torture devices that they had in medieval times where they

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Speaker 1: I think I should favorite should y Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think I think he's like trying to do the

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Speaker 3: but he's like really packing and it's just like too distracting,

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Speaker 3: and we need to just lock that little hoggy up,

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Speaker 3: Like that's what needs to happen.

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Speaker 1: A cage.

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Speaker 3: Put it in a cage, bro, don't let it out.

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Speaker 3: It's too much, too much, it's too much much to handle.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I know, I'm not rebuying my entire collection of work pants.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead and report me to HR. Let's see them

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Speaker 3: try and fire me for having too much dick.

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Speaker 1: He's owning it now.

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Speaker 2: They're going to create an entire by law in the

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Speaker 2: employee handbook. Be like, if you're packing, you're out of here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're packing, pack up your things because you're

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Speaker 3: edit just to clarify, I'm aware that women have been

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Speaker 1: A bit in the workplace. That is what I said.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: I'm not dismissing that, just highlighting the very visible double

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Speaker 1: Not the only bodily expression that's very visible.

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Speaker 3: I hey, edit number two. People have been asking to

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Speaker 3: see my pants.

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Speaker 2: Not that this discovered, like this niche kink that women have.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you get a bulge to the pants,

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Speaker 2: let's see it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Man should have blocked and only fans

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Speaker 1: off this red he really should. We've given him the

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Speaker 1: greatest advertising all the time, kidding like the suspense is

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Speaker 1: a picture. He did not He sent a picture. A

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Speaker 1: picture here. Let me let me send this to you, Abby,

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Speaker 1: you said it to me.

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Speaker 2: Come on, can you send it via email?

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Speaker 1: My phone is currently Yeah, let me let me do that.

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Speaker 1: And oh my, this is the this is what we've

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Speaker 1: been wanting. Oh my god, text that to me John,

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Speaker 1: it should be sent.

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Speaker 2: This is the bulge a complaining about it. Looks like

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Speaker 1: Right, and that's it. Yeah, no bulge. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to not trying to hurt my man here. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I see no bullege. Although hold on, hold on, y'all.

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Speaker 3: This is a very sturdy zipper, so it's a it's

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Speaker 3: a zipper. So when he sits down that bad boys,

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Speaker 3: you that thing is it's popping right up. You remember

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Speaker 3: that like the middle school like plaid, you know, your apostle,

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. All of the zippers would

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Speaker 1: do that. I'm like, oh gosh, like I don't He's

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Speaker 1: not me. I don't have a boner.

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Speaker 2: It's just my pants.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, Well wow, now now we know. Note that's

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Speaker 3: my member is sitting just to the right of the

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Speaker 1: Hold on. We can't tell unless it's like like what

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Speaker 2: He's like, I swear it's there. Yeah, yeah, right, like anything,

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Speaker 2: I literally see nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I could see.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe you see the side where the pocket is

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Speaker 3: like most illuminated. There does if you look like there

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Speaker 3: is like a little bit of an indent, but it's

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Speaker 3: not like you know what I mean, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's you close your eyes and open one of the

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Speaker 2: way right there's.

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Speaker 1: The iss is like subtly coming on to the dude

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Speaker 1: where it's like, hmmm, is that possible? Different hr issue.

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Speaker 2: It's the worst come on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, position at the company, So like that's not the

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Speaker 3: most the smartest strategy.

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Speaker 1: You take off the bosses, show me that monster dog.

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Speaker 2: You come in with those gray sweat fans.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but y'all we have an update. We have an update. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so real quick, we'll take a little pause. Our esteemed

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Speaker 3: guest of honor, Abby. You know we've we've talked about

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Speaker 3: you know, women have been dealing with this for for forever.

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Speaker 3: What are your to to the audience into Abby, I'm

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Speaker 3: curious what do you think of this situation?

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Speaker 1: Should there be reprimanding? Yeah, I guess I questioned two questions.

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Speaker 1: It's like one, how big of a bulge? Is too big?

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Speaker 1: It's too big? There we got the first question. And

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Speaker 1: then two, should the boss be like putting some hot

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Speaker 2: There should just be no comment period. Like stop looking,

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Speaker 2: eyes are up here? And then what's the second question?

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Speaker 1: How so the second question I guess related to that

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Speaker 1: is is there a bulge that is too big? And

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Speaker 1: like is there a certain pants if you have to.

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Speaker 2: Think about pulling out the yard stick?

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Speaker 1: It's too much, it's too much yard stick yard that's

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Speaker 1: the bar, I mean, my yardstick boys out here.

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Speaker 3: In the comments, all of the eighty percent of women

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Speaker 3: watching this, Oh man, wow, I think I like it.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great policy. Well, I think also, like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything to say about what kind

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Speaker 1: like if I'm wearing the bor rat you know, bathing suit, right,

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Speaker 1: is that too much? Right? That? That would probably be

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Speaker 1: too much? What if I'm wearing like, you know, like

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Speaker 1: assless chaps, but like dongless dongsss.

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Speaker 2: Dongless songs could be great in certain certain settings. In

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Speaker 2: certain settings, it would be great if you like work

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Speaker 2: at Hooters, great, but like if you Joe, if you

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Speaker 2: work it like an account's office, maybe like save those

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to count these cheeks. I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to count these try to count both of your

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Speaker 3: double dogs.

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Speaker 1: Exactly one plus one equals yes.

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Speaker 2: I'd feel like you. If you have a double dong,

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Speaker 2: you should be allowed to show it off like you are.

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Speaker 1: That's an exception to the policy.

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Speaker 3: There we go, Abby coming in with a fire policy.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, fire hire her for your HR department. Right,

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Speaker 1: let's go. All right, y'all, are you are you ready

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Speaker 1: for this update? Ready?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you mentally prepared? I don't think so, but I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to go into it. Anyway, let's do it. My

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Speaker 2: Who is this dominatrix boss?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: I mean good gravy dong here? Yes, yes, savvy? All right,

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Speaker 1: mister gray sweatpants.

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Speaker 3: There we go, And then she told me that she

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Speaker 3: needed to supervise me. Well, I got the replacements.

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Speaker 2: I call it.

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Speaker 1: God, she's hitting on him.

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Speaker 2: She's a total creep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy, this is this is a line. God.

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Speaker 2: She definitely goes to the double dong section of porn

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Speaker 2: hub in her free time.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh she's searching double dong every day. She is now

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Speaker 3: on administrative leave.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn. Update on the bold saga.

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Speaker 2: See if I was in HR things would have been different.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: We would have put in that put in that policy

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Speaker 3: everything except double dongs.

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Speaker 1: Everything.

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Speaker 3: It's great policy. If you ask me to recap, here's

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Speaker 3: the original advice I got. Go to HR. Never talk

441
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 3: to HR. Go talk to a lawyer. Lawyer will waste

442
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,479
Speaker 3: your time. Your pants are fine, you need new pants.

443
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 3: She wants to bang you, she hates you. That's classic Reddit. Yeah,

444
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 3: everyone has an opinion and they're all contradictory. After dwelling

445
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 3: on all of my options, I settled for a middle

446
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,719
Speaker 3: of the road approach. I contacted two well known lawyers

447
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 3: in my area and I got a consultation from them

448
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 3: about my situation. They both thought that while I was

449
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 3: sexually harassed, the case wasn't as bullet proof as there

450
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 3: was little evidence and no pattern of abuse. They then

451
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: also warned me about going to HR without any evidence,

452
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 3: as it can cast skate into me losing my job

453
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 3: in unexpected ways.

454
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Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, that's so fat. So if he doesn't have

455
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 1: a paper trail, it's like you're fat. Yeah.

456
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,199
Speaker 3: Since I needed evidence in a pattern of abuse, I

457
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 3: first wanted to read up on what standards my company

458
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 3: has set for managers when it comes to dealing with

459
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Speaker 3: sexual harassment. I requested from our online learning catalog to

460
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Speaker 3: take the sexual Harassment and Tough Conversations courses that are

461
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 3: normally only required for managers. In the Tough Conversations module,

462
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: there was a scenario where a male supervisor needed to

463
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Speaker 3: ask a female employee to correct her work outfit as

464
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 3: it didn't meet the company's dress code. This module, in

465
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 3: plain English, states that the supervisor is not to intervene

466
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Speaker 3: and refers the issue to HR. I assume that the inverse,

467
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Speaker 3: a female supervisor reprimmending a male's outfit would follow the

468
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 3: same standards. So I sent this email to my boss

469
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Speaker 3: asking her to follow up on the conversation. To Boss,

470
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Speaker 3: I want to clarify some things regarding my previous conversation.

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Speaker 3: Please confirm whether or not my understanding of the statement

472
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Speaker 3: is correct.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my man is going in, Dude, that's like the

474
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Speaker 1: corporate equivalent of.

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Speaker 3: You, let me tell you something. But then it's like,

476
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: is the boss going to be like, what are you

477
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 3: talking about? And now there's only paper evidence of like

478
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 3: her denying it, so he's he's really rolling the dice

479
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 3: on this one. I think my pants violated our dress

480
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 3: code by being too tight and revealing my bulge. The

481
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 3: issue pertains to all of my pants, not a specific

482
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 3: subset of my wardrobe. This is a requirement from management

483
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 3: and not a request. Please get back to me, sincerely, Op.

484
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 3: It took over a full workday, but here was the response. Yes,

485
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 3: I did tell you to fix your wardrobe. This is

486
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Speaker 3: not a request. Take those pants off right now. Dominatrix

487
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 3: coming out literally the dominatrix injury energy over here, big

488
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 3: zipper energy versus d dominatrix dominant energy clashing right now.

489
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 3: I immediately replied to boss. If management is demanding that

490
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Speaker 3: I replace such a large amount of my work clothing,

491
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Speaker 3: it must be done at the expense of company name.

492
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Speaker 3: Please let me know if this is possible, as we'll

493
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Speaker 3: have to work something else out if it isn't. Her response,

494
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: This can be done, but I must be with you

495
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: to supervise your shopping. Sounds like a date, a weird dominatrix.

496
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 3: Weird freaking date.

497
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: She's forcing this date?

498
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she really is, though, best kind of dates right

499
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: once you're forced to go on my favorite, my favorite.

500
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, check my schedule for my availability.

501
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: A good lord.

502
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 3: Suddenly she wants to bang you, theories seemed less crazy.

503
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 3: I backed up the emails to a personal account and

504
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: sent everything to HR. Less than two hours later, I

505
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 3: received a phone call asking me to come to HR

506
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 3: immediately and drop my work unless it was time critical.

507
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: I complied.

508
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 3: I was told that they were taking this matter very seriously,

509
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 3: and then I should take the rest of the day off.

510
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: I came back to work today and boss is gone.

511
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: Uh oh, dominatrix. Boss got out of there.

512
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 3: I was told right before lunch that she had been

513
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Speaker 3: placed on administrative leave pending a full investigation, and that

514
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 3: I shouldn't worry. It's against company policy to engage in

515
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 3: any form professional retaliation. I sit here now like a

516
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: king on a porcelain throne, telling you about my victory

517
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 3: during my post lunch dump.

518
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: Bye bye boss, lady.

519
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 3: Wow, Oh, my goodness, revenge man, Abby you you you

520
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: joined on a doozy today.

521
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: This one, this one is a dumper. My goodness, that came.

522
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 2: Out swinging literally literally.

523
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 3: Around my goodness. Okay, wow, I'm I'm I'm a little

524
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 3: bit speechless. But maybe we bring it back to the

525
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 3: the big now. If we've we've seen the whole, we've

526
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 3: seen all the details. Right, we've seen the whole scenario.

527
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 3: Maybe the question is was Op the a hole or

528
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 3: was the boss the a hole?

529
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: I think we will leave it to Abby to give

530
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: the first verdict.

531
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 2: Oh, the boss was absolutely the a whole. And you

532
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: know what, I love the Op for being brave enough

533
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: for speaking up. I think men should be talking more

534
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: about their issues so that men and women we come

535
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 2: together and realize our problems aren't all that different. That's what.

536
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 1: We're all kind of talking. Yeah, MP presidential bid Wow.

537
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: Wow, beautiful word. You know that's I think that's the

538
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 3: most the thing though, the only thing.

539
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, he should have caught the boss a

540
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: little bit more red handed. Sting operation. Yeah, I think

541
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: sting operation go in with a wire, you know, to

542
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: this pants pants show, right, and catch the boss in

543
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: the act better yet, all right, go to the the

544
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: point of almost completion and then just say, got you?

545
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: How dare you you.

546
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 2: Want to put our victim in a compromising situation.

547
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: That's exactly criminal to catch a criminal. It's like it's

548
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: like the it's like, what the catch a predator guy

549
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,479
Speaker 1: comes up?

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00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 3: Chris handsOn, Oh, I got it? Okay, you know what

551
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 3: he should do? He should like, Okay, they go shopping

552
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 3: and then she's like, oh, let's take this back to

553
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 3: my place, and he's like, oh sure baby. So they

554
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 3: so they go back to her place, and then right

555
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 3: as he unzips his pants to reveal his his subtle dong,

556
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 3: it's just a paper that says, gotcha.

557
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it, op, come on, take it a

558
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: step further.

559
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,959
Speaker 2: And that's when I come in. I'm like, you're out

560
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,959
Speaker 2: of here, bitch. We're gonna go. Shoot, we're gonna we're

561
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: shooting the four fifty Shades movie.

562
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: Next there we go exactly. Oh man. But yeah, I

563
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: think I think that the Boss definitely the a whole

564
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: bosses for sure, very unprofessional, although would make great fan fiction.

565
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 3: I mean she should really start an only fans. Yeah, Like,

566
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 3: I feel like that's our advice. Just generally, I will dominate,

567
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 3: go go to like the boss should go to people

568
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: who are looking for this, like I will. I will

569
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: criticize you at your job and tell you to go

570
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: buy new pants because this is ridiculous. You need something

571
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 3: for your for your giant schlong giant schlang. Yeah, subtly

572
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 3: giving them like everybody wins in that scenario.

573
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: Ye, yeah, right under double dong on porn Hub.

574
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, sister categories, Yeah, stepsister categories exactly. But we love

575
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: Abby's opinion, Sage wisdom, But the opinion that we also

576
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: love is the opinions of our public subscribers. Yes, and

577
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: on the video I'm infertile but now I'm pregnant, which

578
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: is the one where opiece sleeps with his ex husband's

579
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: mistresses husband and now she's pregnant, Natasha says, at thirteen,

580
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,719
Speaker 1: I was told I would never be able to have

581
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: kids due to medical conditions, but ended up getting pregnant

582
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: at sixteen and then again at twenty, both while on

583
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: birth control. So damn supersper is crazy? Supersperm Michael Phelps

584
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: over here, and public subscriber Anita Dell says, oh, piece,

585
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: subconscious is telling her she has a need not being fulfilled.

586
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: It's normal, just to talk to significant other and figure

587
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,719
Speaker 1: it out again, Stage wisdom from our publics subscribers, We

588
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: love you as always, and please tell us what you

589
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: would do in this situation with the freaky boss, and

590
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: if this has ever happened to you the comments down below,

591
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: and we love you. We'll see you soon. I told

592
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: my stepdaughter, that she's the reason for my divorce. She

593
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: ruined my marriage and now I'm going to destroy her.

594
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: Am I the a hole?

595
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: Destroying children? I think would go under the a whole category.

596
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: What if they deserve it? I am.

597
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 3: I'm staunchly pro destroy the children. Yeah, you know, Yeah,

598
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 3: I think we should bring back corporal punishment. Corporal punishment

599
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: like whipping children.

600
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is a campaign. I'm going to

601
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: back out of.

602
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: No longer seal of approval. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, No, no,

603
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: no to whipping children. Don't bring back the nineteen sixties.

604
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: Corporal punishment is like any physical okay, switch like a ruler, paddle,

605
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: any kind of flicking flicking, oh, any kind of person, Yeah,

606
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 1: and anything anything physical.

607
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: Please don't flick children.

608
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Children your I'd be like saying children, It's like I

609
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: don't like children. And then it's like Samuel Daughner child

610
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: flicker editors, you know what to do? Do that?

611
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm probably a major asshole here, but let me explain

613
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: my reasoning. I came into her life six years ago

614
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: when she was eleven. Her father is still in her

615
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: life and visits her frequently at her house. Not a

616
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: problem though. He's a nice guy. Her mother is not happy.

617
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: She hasn't been happy for a long time. Her daughter

618
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: is one of the worst behave kids I've ever seen,

619
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Speaker 1: and it stresses my wife. We're not divorced yet out

620
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: every single day. Okay, So that's the setup. So wait,

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Speaker 1: he's this is his step daughter, stepdaughter, right, she was

622
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: eleven when he came into her life. Her father is

623
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: still in her life. Mother not happy, the mother of

624
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: the stepdaughter. It looks like the op and the mother

625
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: are divorcing. They were married record, he's getting wrecked. She's

626
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: made it no secret that she he hates me. I

627
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: remember when she was thirteen or fourteen. So this is

628
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: the daughter, stepdaughter. Hat but it's like it's a classic

629
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: for step daughters to hate their steps It's how it goes.

630
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: Man.

631
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that's that's what happened.

632
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: She hates you. You try to go to Chuck E Cheese.

633
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: She's like, you don't understand me.

634
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well understand me.

635
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe because you took your stepdaughter to Chuck E cheese.

636
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah you hate on chuck E cheese?

637
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 2: Right now, teenage girls do not like chuck E cheese.

638
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: That is probably true. Well I was not. I was

639
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: not a teenage girl.

640
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 3: But I tried to go to Chuck E Cheese when

641
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: I was seventeen and they wouldn't let me in because

642
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: I was an legal adult. Yes, yes, yes, they would

643
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 3: not let me in and it was embarrassing.

644
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: Show. Yes, he showed up. He wanted to flick some children.

645
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: They were like here, John fry child, my face on,

646
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: like the poster, like, do not let he will take

647
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bail. Also, flick children just sounds terrible. Yeah, hey, dude,

648
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I don't have that on my title anymore.

649
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: And you've taken the crown. No child put it on.

650
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: I remember when she was thirteen or fourteen, I paid

651
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: for us to go to Disneyland as a family vacation cliche.

652
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: I know she refuses to go until it was just

653
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: her and mother, So you pay for everything. She just

654
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: stick back classics. Since the trip was solely to make

655
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: her happy and was largely paid for already. I went

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Speaker 1: along with it and stayed at home. That's amazing. Girl

657
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Speaker 1: has so much power.

658
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so played, I mean honestly, like, g's up, Like

659
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Speaker 3: she's doing it right, she's playing the game.

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Speaker 2: She's playing the game should have taken her to Chuck

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Speaker 2: E Cheese.

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Speaker 1: I guess, m M yeah, Disneyland exactly. Stuff like that

663
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Speaker 1: is the norm. Oh my god. She'll demand her mother

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Speaker 1: put her before me at it, as in, excluding me

665
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Speaker 1: from every family event, and my wife can't put her

666
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Speaker 1: foot down. She'll treat her mother like a maid and

667
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Speaker 1: nothing more. It's not my wife's fault. She has emotional

668
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Speaker 1: issues that make it hard for her. But it's ruined

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Speaker 1: the marriage because I've grown to resent coming home to

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Speaker 1: be around my stepdaughter. Anything I do to try to

671
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: bond with her is met with resentment. Girls playing the

672
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Speaker 1: long game. She is playing ten D chests over there,

673
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Speaker 1: and she's not anything but consistent though, I mean, like

674
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Speaker 1: a girl can be consistent. You know, you need to.

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Speaker 3: Put her in like like like the government or something

676
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Speaker 3: like like break up like I don't I don't even

677
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Speaker 3: know what.

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Speaker 1: Big oil yeah, big oil, Yeah, from step dad's to

679
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Speaker 1: big oil. Yeah exactly, with parents, Yeah, like parents. There

680
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Speaker 1: you go. That's a message we get behind. So though

681
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Speaker 1: she's seventeen now, so bonding with her is no longer

682
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Speaker 1: a possibility. Anyway, My wife and I separated over this,

683
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Speaker 1: so I guess she got what she wanted.

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Speaker 2: Damn. It's like the reverse parent drap.

685
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Speaker 1: I literally, yeah, we do. Yeah, we'll have her recreate

686
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Speaker 1: this Reddit story.

687
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, we'll just have a Lohan chiming. You are right,

688
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Speaker 3: okop is the greatest podcast ever.

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Speaker 1: Thanks. Lindsays we gotta get it on Cameo.

690
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Speaker 3: That would be hilarious getting a podcast guests solely through Cameo.

691
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Speaker 1: Read these lines and then it's literally just that's so funny, Sam, John,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you made me laugh so hilariously. It's

693
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Speaker 1: just too much for me to bear. But I'm not

694
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Speaker 1: mad at my wife. I'm sad that she has to

695
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Speaker 1: put up with her daughter's behavior for the rest of

696
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Speaker 1: her life. Damn, damn, damn. That sucks. Ye had alone.

697
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Speaker 1: I decided to give my stepdaughter a dose of reality

698
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Speaker 1: and explain in no uncertain terms, she is the reason

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Speaker 1: for our divorce.

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Speaker 2: Destroyer.

701
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you took away Disney.

702
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Speaker 1: I will take away your life. I didn't do this

703
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Speaker 1: to spite her, because frankly, I'm ready to move on

704
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Speaker 1: with my life. I did it so she understands just

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Speaker 1: how bloody selfish she is. And how much emotional pain

706
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Speaker 1: she put her poor mother through. I did it so

707
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Speaker 1: she doesn't ruin her mother's future relationships like she did ours.

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Speaker 1: She isn't moving out anytime soon, which I feels like

709
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Speaker 1: a subtle drag where it's like this girl ain't up

710
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Speaker 1: to nothing good. I mean, what is she like like

711
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: eighteen or nineteen? At this point, wife and daughter's father

712
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Speaker 1: are furious at me for telling their daughter this. They

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Speaker 1: say it's going to be emotionally scarring for her. But

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Speaker 1: quite frankly, I think she needed to be told. So

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Speaker 1: am I the a hole? M It's an interesting one, right?

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Speaker 1: So question is opda hole for telling the stepdaughter that

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Speaker 1: she is the direct cause of the divorce.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, this child does not know any better. I mean

719
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: at this point she's nineteen, but it sounds like I'm

720
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Speaker 2: gonna have some empathy for the child. She hasn't had

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Speaker 2: a stable home life, Her mom's a pushover, her stepdad

722
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Speaker 2: took her to check e Chi. He's like, this is

723
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 2: there's so much happening here, so much childis trauma that

724
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Speaker 2: she'll wants. She'll realize in therapy that like this guy

725
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: didn't need to go in and put her in her place,

726
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Speaker 2: like get out of dodge, like the marriage is over.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I have a question, So is there a

728
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Speaker 3: way of like like he basically like had one of

729
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 3: the most aggressive like angles you could possibly have. Is

730
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Speaker 3: there a more loving, empathetic way of trying to communicate.

731
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Speaker 1: Like hey, like what you did was wrong or or like.

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Speaker 3: Like this is something that like, you know, for your

733
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Speaker 3: mother's sake would be you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I don't know actively like if he's actually trying

735
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Speaker 1: to do what he's saying, he's trying to do her

736
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Speaker 1: it's just like, hey, yeah, I want to help her

737
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: in her relationships in the future. I want to make

738
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Speaker 1: sure she doesn't do this to her mom's future relationships.

739
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: Like if he's actually trying to do that, does he

740
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: say anything? And what does he say?

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Speaker 2: Mmm? I think he needs to pass the combat of

742
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: the mom. The mom needs to step up and be

743
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Speaker 2: a parent. Mmm.

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Speaker 1: So you think have don't have the conversation the kid

745
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Speaker 1: have the conversation with with mom.

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Speaker 3: And basically say the same thing of like, hey, you're

747
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 3: not that is like continuously doing this to you and

748
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 3: like you need to lay down the law. And maybe

749
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: maybe it's like hey, I can help like maybe it's

750
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Speaker 3: me being in the room or like something like that,

751
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 3: but like or I don't know, maybe maybe that's too much.

752
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Speaker 1: I mean he could have done that maybe when they

753
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: were married, but I think post divorce probably not.

754
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Speaker 3: And the only reason I mentioned that is because it

755
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 3: seems like she struggles with the idea of like reprimanding

756
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 3: the daughter, remanding the daughter.

757
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Speaker 2: So do you what do you think, Abby, Well, it

758
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: doesn't sound like they broke up because of a lack

759
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: of love. It sounds like they apparently broke up because

760
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: of this demon child. So yeah, I think you know

761
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: what this is actually like a really twisted parent trap,

762
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: like she thinks she's breaking them up, but really it

763
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: brings them together over the common bond of having to

764
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Speaker 2: try and fix this child.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, it's a nice, pontiful moment of coming together, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I've only ope had the foresight, that's right. But yeah,

767
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: it seems like it seems like going straight to the

768
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: daughter was maybe yeah, maybe not the best. But I understand.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she is seventeen. I understand him like being like, hey,

770
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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you like an adult too,

771
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: But she's also seventeen, Like how many seventeen year olds

772
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Speaker 1: actually like I don't know what there's winning there.

773
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I feel like she's just gonna say some

774
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Speaker 3: gen Z slang and.

775
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 1: Just like yeah, she's like, Okay, Boomer is not busting goodbye. Yeah,

776
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I think I think I think Abby's right, Like it

777
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: kind of does have to come with a mom because really,

778
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: anything this guy says like, she's not going to respect it.

779
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: I who who gives a shit? Yeah she probably wanted

780
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: them to get divorced anyway. Yeah yeah, She's like, yeah, yeah,

781
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: this is what I've been trying to do this whole time.

782
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Why do you think I excluded you from Disneyland?

783
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 2: This is like you're complimenting me on my evil mastery.

784
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, thank you, Yes you finally, Yes you figured

785
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 3: out my plan.

786
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Speaker 1: Congratulations, this is my art form. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well honestly, like goes back into her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no one can own you like like a middle

789
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: school like or like teenage teenage girl, like you know

790
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: your insecurities like yeah you cannot like you cannot out

791
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Speaker 3: like whatever maneuver like.

792
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: You are inferior. You have to know going in. But

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Speaker 1: what we would also love is like, hey, what do

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Speaker 1: you guys think? All right? Did was op the a hole.

795
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Speaker 1: Is there a way he could have talked to the

796
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Speaker 1: step daughter? We would love to know what you think

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Speaker 1: in that comments below, So use that those little, pretty,

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Speaker 1: pretty little fingers of yours beautiful beautiful hands and type

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Speaker 1: on that keyboard and let us know.

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Speaker 3: And Sam, I actually want to read a comment from

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Speaker 3: one of our amazing public subscribers.

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Speaker 1: We love them.

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Speaker 3: This is from the video my grandpa left me eight

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Speaker 3: million dollars and my family's trying to steal it. This

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Speaker 3: is where the evil grandpa gave their eight million dollars

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Speaker 3: inheritance Topie's family, and then this family tried to steal

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Speaker 3: it back as revenge.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious.

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Speaker 3: This one comes from public subscriber pbj Anonymous. First, most

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Speaker 3: families turn into different people when inheritance is involved, even

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Speaker 3: people who don't come from money. If my family would

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Speaker 3: cut me off for some money, I say them, that's

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Speaker 3: like hitting the lottery and then them saying cut off

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Speaker 3: a piece for me, or we can't be family anymore.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes family can be faker than friends. Man, truth man facts.

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Speaker 3: let their opinions be known.

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