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Speaker 1: I started it. Yeah, I know. Happy Mother's Day to you, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Happy Happy female Day to all the mothers out there.

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Speaker 1: I hope you had a wonderful Mother's Day. My wife

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Speaker 1: promised my kids that we would make blueberry and banana pancakes.

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Speaker 1: And my wife yesterday morning got out of bed for

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Speaker 1: eight minutes, like I'm going to go back to bed deserved.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, good idea. And then the kids

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Speaker 1: kept going, Dad out, when are we gonna make blueberry pancakes?

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Speaker 1: I might. I'll be honest with you, I don't really

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Speaker 1: know the recipe for pancakes. Never really made pancakes. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: the in laws were there and DeeDee and Granddad helped

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Speaker 1: make the pancakes. My wife was in bed, she got up,

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Speaker 1: was not feeling well. She went to the minute clinic

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Speaker 1: over at the CVS WHOA, and she tested positive four

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Speaker 1: strap And this has been your web MD minute yeap.

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Speaker 1: So there you go, man, that was my mother's day.

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Speaker 1: Did you make the flapjacks? Oh? Yeah, Didi and Granddad

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Speaker 1: they made them with the kids. What do you do

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Speaker 1: you impregnate the dough with blueberries? Ray? Yeah, you put

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Speaker 1: them on there. Well, Dede likes to mash up the

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Speaker 1: bananas in the pancake batter. I guess, and my kids right, No,

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Speaker 1: the slices, the slices, So you make the batter, you

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Speaker 1: put it on the pan and then you drop little

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Speaker 1: was good man, and we just played out in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: We played baseball, we played soccer, we played football, we

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Speaker 1: played launch rockets, we baseball. What's that? It ain't America's

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Speaker 1: sport anymore. It's America's pastime. There's a new cowboy in town,

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Speaker 1: and its name is football. You're right, and the schedules

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Speaker 1: out ray of a segue. I mean, are you ready

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Speaker 1: for that season opener? Chiefs Ravens? Oh Man, can't wait?

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Speaker 1: Which team will have the better season? I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: who the Chiefs after the break? Oh no, no, just start

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Speaker 1: the show. I mean that's what they're doing on TV

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Speaker 1: right now. Chiefs host Ravens in the NFL season opener.

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Speaker 1: Which team will have the better season? Who has the

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Speaker 1: better quarterback? Who has the better coach? Chief Chiefs? Chiefs?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take Chiefs three times your money to win the AFC.

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Speaker 2: They don't even have to win the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: I like that one. They have to be the favorite.

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Speaker 2: They are, they're the favorite to win it all five

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Speaker 2: times your money. Might as well bet that. Now they're

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Speaker 2: gonna be in it. They're gonna make it past the

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Speaker 2: first round. They're gonna make it past the second round.

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Speaker 2: Then you can head you bet. Why would you not

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Speaker 2: bet that right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I just still don't trust Lamar Jackson throwing the ball.

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Speaker 1: So who's gonna have the better season? I'm telling you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And Henry, We got all his guests.

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Speaker 1: About Derek Henry up there in Baltimore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he drove all over this city, man, and used

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Speaker 2: all that mileage on those legs. However many years good

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Speaker 2: luck all right, sixty five, forty four, forty twenty four,

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Speaker 2: he was using that all the Galton Pike, all the mileage.

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Speaker 2: You can imagine. He was driving all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Nolan Nolansville Road.

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Speaker 2: You let me know if he's gonna be able to

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Speaker 2: migrate the Baltimore Bridge.

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Speaker 1: What the bridge that collapsed? I meant to say that Baltimore?

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Speaker 1: What is that? What? What do they take over there?

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Speaker 2: I mean if there's got to be another road outside

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Speaker 1: If he's got anything left, he's got something left. Godspeed. Uh,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. I mean, how do you

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Speaker 2: It's one of those where I didn't I watched a

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Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? In his career, he's only caught

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Speaker 1: the ball one hundred and fifty five times. He's a

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Speaker 1: running back. I understand that. But let you want to

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Speaker 1: go to Christian McCaffrey. I mean, you and your family

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Speaker 1: I mean, how does my wife have strep right now?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Christian McCaffrey has caught five hundred nine

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get into stats like that. Man, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: Why until further notice what happened? There was a revolt

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Speaker 1: Arnold commented too, why do you never mind? Just go ray?

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Speaker 1: Why do you listen to the inmates? We're the wardens. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we don't do it all the time. Just

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Speaker 1: when we have a dramatic night, it happens. That was

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Speaker 1: what was going on in my life at that time.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do. That's

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Speaker 2: Segment's been canceled. Okay, I thought that was a woman

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Speaker 1: No, it's Aaron Gordon. Man, all right, we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it live? What? Oh? The what? Two? Three? So losers?

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: it says that I'm from the North. I'm an alpha man.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville, bays Er,

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Speaker 2: We always give him Monday off. He ended up getting

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Speaker 1: That's not a good sign over to you. Man. Man,

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Speaker 2: You gotta think when there's human beings present, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: Because someone got pissy with me this weekend. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: want to step on up. Well, it wouldn't that as

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Speaker 1: much as the games are like fifty minutes, you know,

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Speaker 1: They do not have the pitch clock. But we were there,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, let's line up. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: we're gonna bat. Are you the coach? Yeah? I thought

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Speaker 1: you said when you had pictures you were like late

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Speaker 1: it was such a monumental occasion. No, I said. We

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Speaker 1: guys had a game yet? Yeah, we've had a couple games. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I I don't know. I guess I thought you were

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Speaker 1: part of the coaching team. No, No, I am the

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Speaker 1: My wife didn't want me to be the head coaches, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: maybe we should ease our way in, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: the same league. Right, Hey, you want to be the

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Speaker 1: They reply and they said, uh, we have him down

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Speaker 1: as the assistant coach of the Dodgers. And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: well or north of the boarder. Okay, cool, So that's

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Speaker 1: all right. So we get our team roster and I

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Speaker 1: and it sounds like it's going to be all hands

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Speaker 1: who wants to volunteer boochbag coach. If I got that email,

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Speaker 1: I would delete it and say, uh, loser. This guy

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Speaker 2: Needed word the email? Like my play is? Are we

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Speaker 2: where the play is play? And we ride in them.

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Speaker 1: Streets like every day. Hey, we're the exposed and we're

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Speaker 1: here to take your heart and soul. Hey, where are

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Speaker 1: you gotta go harder than that. Hey, guys, hands on deck. Hey,

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Speaker 1: everybody wants to make some major league baseball players. Get

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Speaker 1: Who's with me? And also, where's my mom's at? We

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Speaker 1: butt in the air. Let me hear you say, Hey, coach,

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Speaker 1: you took it too far. Continue with your story. So

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Speaker 1: I emailed that out over a month ago, I got

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Speaker 1: zero replies. What was the response rate? Zero? I called

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Speaker 1: it without even hearing the payoff. The only people are

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Speaker 1: either that busy or holy crap, this this society is

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Speaker 1: I think it's just society's I don't think everybody's that

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Speaker 1: I don't think people want to be involved with their kids.

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Speaker 1: I take it back. We had one response, you really

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Speaker 1: don't think it's the busy because they're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: bring them to practice, so you're gonna be there, so

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Speaker 1: you might as well help, right. I feel like text

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Speaker 1: it gives you the email address to everybody's parent. Sarah,

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Speaker 1: I got your number. Yeah. I think it might be

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Speaker 1: kind of weird if I just start texting moms on

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Speaker 1: I got the email list, and she's like, who is

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Speaker 1: Well, she was you need another bro. It was. It

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Speaker 1: as he does. He's oh, he complains more than Lebron.

423
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:57,719
Speaker 1: Every single play he looks at the rep ands says something.

424
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: Every single play he cries. And I tell my buddy John,

425
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: who's a big, big Mavericks fan. John, we've never heard

426
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 1: this game. No, I've told you about him a couple

427
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 1: of times. And we text during the MAVs games during

428
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: the playoffs, and I said, God, Luca is such a

429
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: cry baby. And he said, shut your effing mouth. Is

430
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: he a fan? And he's a huge fan. Oh head,

431
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 1: I said, Luca flops every time, and he cries more

432
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: than my freaking kids. And he said, how dare you?

433
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: Then he sent me a tweet. Duka or Dort and

434
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: Luca have spent more time in this series trying to

435
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: beat the refs than they have trying to beat each

436
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: other from John Hollinger because they both cried to the

437
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 1: ref the whole time. You watched Luca, and I guarantee

438
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: you ninety nine percent of the plays, even if he's

439
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: not involved. If Kyrie is driving the hoop and misses,

440
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,159
Speaker 1: Luca looks at the repends like he got hit in

441
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: the head. He got hit in the head. God, shut up.

442
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: The play will continue you and he'll keep complaining, Oh,

443
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: keep all the way down the court every single time.

444
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 1: It is so annoying. But then it's like, damn, he

445
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: is so good at basketball.

446
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 2: He's great because he's able to get those and ones.

447
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: He's not a big time three point shooter, right, he shoots.

448
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: A lot shoot sometimes he makes them, But I'm telling you,

449
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: he's so.

450
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: He's amazing at drawing the foul and getting the three

451
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: point and doing those little bunny hop shots.

452
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's I don't know if he's overweight,

453
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: or he just looks so slow compared to everyone, but

454
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: he gets wherever he wants. He's got control of his

455
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: body and the ball, and he can move the ball.

456
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: And he's really good at basketball. He's deceptively good. But

457
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: God almighty, if he could stop crying, I I would

458
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 1: rather put it on mute and hear my kids bickering

459
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: in the background than watch him complain the entire freaking game.

460
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 2: You gotta think, dude, that West is kind of wide open. Dude,

461
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 2: we've seen that the t Wolves can win. I have

462
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 2: no no if I have a future.

463
00:23:59,600 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: It's not.

464
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 2: It's just to make the finals. So I'm out of

465
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: ten futures. Maybe it's one of them. So my thing

466
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 2: is this.

467
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: I mean the Wolves, we've seen they can win it. No, no,

468
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: they're dead. Listen. I was ready to crown their ass.

469
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: They went up too oh, and I was like, oh

470
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: my god, the Denver Nuggets have no answer. Well, you know,

471
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: the time to bet something would have been then no

472
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: debth because it would be pay eight times your money.

473
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I got a text from Kevin

474
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 1: last night and he was like, the Nuggets said, you

475
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: think we're dead, not so fast. And it's something and

476
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: maybe this is like the Chiefs. It used to be

477
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: like the Patriots. When you're a champion, you figure out

478
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: ways when your back is against the wall, Like the

479
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: Chiefs are always down double digits, it seems like, and

480
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: they come back and win. These guys are down two,

481
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: getting their ass kicked both games, and everybody, everybody outside

482
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: of that locker room is hitting the panic button saying,

483
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're done. It was a one there,

484
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: they're washed. Maybe they're overrated. Maybe it was a fluke

485
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: last year, and good grief, something about that championship. Kahonas says,

486
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: watch this, We're gonna go to Minnesota and we're gonna

487
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: kick their ass both games. And that's what they did.

488
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: And I don't understand it, but predict it for me.

489
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: Who's winning the West? Nuggets? Now it's gonna be the

490
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: Nuggets versus the MAVs, and I think the Nuggets are

491
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: gonna win.

492
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 2: The Nuggets will prevail. They have more weapons than the MAVs.

493
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 2: But damn, we should have bought that dip instead. Now

494
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 2: we're getting the expert advice a week too late.

495
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: I mean, to win the East, the Celtics are minus

496
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: five seventy five. The West is now Nuggets plus one

497
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,719
Speaker 1: thirty five, Mavericks plus two seventy five. I go, I mean,

498
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: that's just crazy, dude.

499
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 2: At one point it may have been eleven times your money,

500
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: and that may have been to win at all, but

501
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: still that significant amount of money. If you would have

502
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: actually just trusted, if you would have understood the game

503
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 2: of basketball that' the Nuggs are an amazing team with

504
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: a great team chemistry, and they have guys at every

505
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: position that are making threes, twos, ones, They're five deep.

506
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: The Nuggets and that's why they're as great as they are.

507
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 2: Why was not one person saying to bet them? Now,

508
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 2: everybody's gonna say it. I wake up and I said,

509
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: holy shit, hey won last night.

510
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: Boom boom, Me and Boomer thought Nuggets might have been

511
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 1: done though, dude, they're well on their way now.

512
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: I Vegas is seeing this shit before we are. And

513
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: that's why Vegas builds mansions and high rises and we

514
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 2: sit in our houses and just do these parlays.

515
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: It never work. Nobody saw this. Not one person I

516
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: know said bet eight one Nobody I will go back

517
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: to win. The Raptors won the title. I think it

518
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: was their second round series.

519
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: I bet on them because me and Dodd we went

520
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: crazy at his house one day when Kawhi made that

521
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: three pointer.

522
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: We bet that game. I understand that we bet that game. Okay,

523
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: we bet that game. That's one game. You remember two

524
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: hundred dollars we want on that. We bet that game

525
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: two hundred. You had to convinced you had enough to

526
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: buy a boat. With everybody who were they playing? He no,

527
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: they were playing the the who was Ben Simmons on sixers? Sixers?

528
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: Everybody and their brother is betting the other way we

529
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: bet that game. We bet the Raptors and they pulled through.

530
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: I think it was I watched the highlight this morning.

531
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: Ben Simmons was on uh kawhi as he went around

532
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: the curve and that's when Embiid stepped him off the

533
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: New Jersey. It was the Brooklyn Nets. And problem no,

534
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: because Mbid never played for the Brooklyn Nets. I'm telling you,

535
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: I watched the clip today where it bounces on the rim,

536
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: bounces on the rim and it goes in and he

537
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: gets mobbed by the bench sixers. I just told you that.

538
00:27:49,280 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: I okay, you're gonna play it. Simmons two hundred dollars, yes,

539
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: but they were down I believe O two in their

540
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: second round series and Steve, our buddy, Steve, who lives

541
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: in Austin, texted me. He goes, hey, should we bet

542
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: five hundred on the Raptors will win the title right now?

543
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: I said, that is the stupidest thing you've ever said,

544
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, I know, I don't think we should

545
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: do that. That's dumb. They went on to win the

546
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: title five times your money. Oh no, it was like

547
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: twenty times your money, one hundred dollars, thousands and we were,

548
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: And so then I thought about it last night when

549
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: I had turned on the TV and the Nuggets are

550
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: in control the whole game, and I'm like, this would

551
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: have been a moment that I think back to Steve, like,

552
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: when you think it's over, is it really over? The

553
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: Nuggets are too good to just go down and just

554
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: get swept. So I do believe it's gonna be the Nuggets, Mavericks.

555
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 2: The Celtics are your champion, guys, I'd like to just

556
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: go on, no, they're not. I think Celtics are the

557
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: champion because Derek White is so much better than he

558
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: was the year before and the year before that. Tatum's

559
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 2: gonna be Tatum. Jalen Brown's gonna be Brown. The only

560
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: way to make money right now isn't the champion. You're champion, Celtics.

561
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: The way to make money is if you think Jalen

562
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: Brown maybe he's gonna get the MVP, or you parlay. Otherwise,

563
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: there's no money to be had in the NBA right now.

564
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: You missed it.

565
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: We all missed out on the Nuggets being eight times

566
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: your money to make it to the finals, and when

567
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: it might have been eleven to one.

568
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: We missed it. We missed it, so now you got

569
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: to bet an MVP or do something random. And Charles

570
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: Barkley nailed it last night. All these people all of

571
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: a sudden comparing ant Man to Michael Jordan.

572
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 2: Be not that, not his clutch, not how much he wins, dude,

573
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: the way his mannerisms are very similar to Jordan. If

574
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: you look at the screen in the corner of your eyes,

575
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: sometimes you think you're seeing Jordan from twenty years ago

576
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: when we were in the nineties.

577
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: I what has he won? Nothing? Right? But people are

578
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: acting like he's the next Michael Jordan. And that's what

579
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: Charles Barkley last night nailed it. They said, Shack goes,

580
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: you don't even think he's close to Michael Jordan. He goes,

581
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: he's had one playoff run where he scored a lot

582
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: of points. He ain't won nothing, and he goes, he goes,

583
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: so you're not even saying they're close. He goes, I

584
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: mean they're both black, dude. Those guys just fired from

585
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: the hip, all place fire from the hip. I mean,

586
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: Chuck just says it with the straight bas I mean

587
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: they're both black. I mean, just great, I will give it, dude,

588
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: Ant glides on the floor a lot like Jordan did.

589
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: Jordan and Ant both look like they played the game

590
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: with figure skates on. They got some sort of roller

591
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: blades on.

592
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 2: Dude, they are and Kobe had that too, just a

593
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: smooth They're not Jokick, They're not Luka Donnik.

594
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: Those guys are ugly playing the game. Dude. There's something

595
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: about Aunt, Jordan and Kobe. It is beautiful. We are

596
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: so in love with saying they're the next Michael Jordan.

597
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: Everybody that comes along they win a couple of games. Ah,

598
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: they're the next Michael Jordan's. And I was ready to

599
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: crown the Timberwolves champions of the NBA when they were

600
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: they dominated the Duckets two oh, and also the Mavericks.

601
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: I love what the Mavericks have. Derek Lively, he is awesome,

602
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: the big dude down low. Yes, dude, he is so good.

603
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know he's as good as he is. I've

604
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: learned in these playoffs how good he is. Gafford so good.

605
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: Their X factor is PJ. Washington. That dude plays so hard.

606
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: He is tough and he can get buckets. I love

607
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: what the Mavericks have, but I don't think they can

608
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: beat the Nuggets. Now the Nuggets, dude, because Porter and

609
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: Jamal can shoot. And then that's not even mentioning Jokick

610
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: and Gordon as big of a force as he is. Dude.

611
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: Gordon is so good, Pope is solid. They are really good.

612
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: Reggie plays a lot. He does. He just doesn't score. Eh,

613
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: he just plays the backup point guard because they used

614
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: to have that Bruce Brown or Bryce Brown, whatever the

615
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: heck his name was last year. So Reggie Jackson's the

616
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: backup point guard. He doesn't score a lot. They don't

617
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: need him to. Man, What the hell is cowherd predicting

618
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: the Mavericks are gonna win it all? No, I think

619
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: the Mavericks are gonna beat the thunder Well, that's easy

620
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: to say now it's two to one. No, I said

621
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: that from the beginning. I just the East is so bad.

622
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: I if the Celtics here, you said the Celtics are

623
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: gonna win the title, right, Well, I mean the East

624
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: is so bad the but the Pacers got beat by

625
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: or one by thirty points over the Knicks in a

626
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: playoff game where we're supposed to be narrowing down to

627
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: the championship. Here's the If Porzingis doesn't come back, the

628
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: Celtics can't win the title. That's it. If he doesn't

629
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: get that calf better, they ain't winning the title. When

630
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: is he supposed to come back? Because I know Vegas

631
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: odds still have Celtics is that they love the Celtics,

632
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: love them. But if Porzingis can't come back, it doesn't matter.

633
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: I didn't eve think about that. He's been out now

634
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: for weeks. Weeks. Yeah, and we're gonna take a break

635
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about the drama between me and my

636
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: father in law. Drama, drama, drama. We'll be right back.

637
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: Ray I kicked his eyes. I don't know what is

638
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: wrong with my father in law. Yeah, you're with his daughter.

639
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, But that that shouldn't that shouldn't be

640
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: a problem. I've produced three great grandkids for him, so

641
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: he should be actually over the moon thankful. Are you

642
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: proud or or what I've done? That has to be

643
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: a weird feeling, though, I mean, I don't know how.

644
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a parent, and so I don't

645
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: know how that works. You are a parent, no, no, but

646
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm not at that stage or level or whatever. But

647
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: is it weird? To think that, Oh, that guy's hooking

648
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: up with my daughter, Like, do you parents think like that? No?

649
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 2: I would hope we're past that. I mean, you could

650
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: also think your parents hooked up and made you.

651
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: Do you think about that? That's a little weird. Do

652
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: you think about that? I try not to exactly. Then

653
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: they don't think about that. You ever think that two

654
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: of your coworkers have banged each other? Yeah? I have

655
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: thought about that, And I'm like, that's like, do you

656
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: ever think about you and Eddie hooking up? No?

657
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: It's not saying sometimes you just don't think about so, Okay,

658
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: what about Arnold.

659
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: That I do think about that? When because Arnold starts

660
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm like, Arnold, I don't want to

661
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: hear it. I don't want to hear Arnold. Arnold stop, stop,

662
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: get out Arnold. That's t tm my No. But my

663
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: father in law is a He's a good dude. Played

664
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: baseball University of Florida. You know. Is he a lawyer, Yeah, lawyer,

665
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: Barry the lead. He he's really into sports, so I

666
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: can talk sports with him, no problem. But the only

667
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: problem is recently he's become a huge hockey fan. Like

668
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't mind playoff hockey. But the other night we

669
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: sit down to watch the game and it's Saturday night

670
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: and there's NBA and there's hockey, and he turned into

671
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: hockey and I was like, what, no, no, no, hold on, no, man,

672
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: which game? What I'm thinking was Panthers and Bruins has

673
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: been musty. He likes the Panthers. He like, he's a

674
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: big Lightning fan. Panthers are up, Lightning, are down, Lightning. No, no,

675
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: they're out, now they're out. Uh. I don't remember what

676
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: hockey game it was, but I was just like, it

677
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: may have been the Avalanche and Stars. That's a musty series.

678
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: It's been a good series. But I'm like the Canuckers maybe, ah,

679
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: maybe been the Canuckers and the Oilers. Hey, it could

680
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: have been the Rangers and Knes. I don't know which

681
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: game he is watching, but I was like, hey, man,

682
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: the NBA is on. He's like, I will flip over

683
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: there during commercial and I was like, wait, wait, wait,

684
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: you want to watch hockey over the NBA. There's something

685
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: wrong here, Like what And so I just said, you

686
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: know what, do you watch your hockey? I'm going in

687
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: the room and I watch NBA. Man, I was like,

688
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm it's kind of rude to leave your guest. I'm

689
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: going to my quarter and my wife was like, well,

690
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: you're not gonna hang out with us, I'm see him out.

691
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I would rather watch the NBA. So

692
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: I'll go over there and you guys can sit in

693
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: here and have your family time, and I'll go watch

694
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: NBA over there.

695
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: They're always both included in a parlay, so I'm floating

696
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: to both right now. I would say they're almost a

697
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: toss up. There's not one that's significantly better. NBA is

698
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: a good watch. I mean, yesterday it sucked. The matinee

699
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: game was the biggest blow I've ever seen.

700
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: Hockey's good that the game has been pretty damn close,

701
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: I would say for me, I mean just because the

702
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: playoff NBA just doesn't have the massive I mean these

703
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: it's not like it's knockout, drag out. I mean, this

704
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: is the I would agree with teams. I will water

705
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: down NBA hold on, and the hockey is a resurging, dude,

706
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: Hockey has been never been better. I love playoff hockey

707
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: so fun, so entertaining. If it's a Western conference game,

708
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: that's must see basketball TV if it's Eastern Conference, I

709
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: can understand watching hockey over the Eastern Conference. In basketball,

710
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: because you know the Celtics are going to the finals.

711
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: You know that the Cleveland Cavaliers aren't gonna beat the Celtics,

712
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: and the Nickspacers bro not worried about it.

713
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 2: If somebody thinks that the Pacers or Knicks are gonna

714
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 2: put any kind of a threat to.

715
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: Boston, they've lost their down mind. Boston is cruising to

716
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: the championship, cruising. They are in the NBA Finals.

717
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: Right, But I feel like the Knicks fans think, no,

718
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: I guess after yesterday that was pretty bad, But Knicks

719
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: fans think that if they get in the finals, it's

720
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: gonna be Nick's Celtic. Guys, it's not like it was

721
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 2: back in the day, your team.

722
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: Patrick Ewing's not walking through that door. John Stark sat play, Hey,

723
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 1: Charles Oakley's not walking through that door. I mean because

724
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: he's not allowed in MSG. He got kicked out and

725
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: he said he's never going back. And if Patrick Ewing

726
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: walks through that door, he's like eighty by now. And

727
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: he in Houston, Oh Allan Houston, good one. Charlie Ward,

728
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Man, Anthony Mason, rust in Peace. Rick Smith's

729
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: the Pacers. I think he's dead too. Really, I don't know.

730
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: Let me let me let me fact check that before

731
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: I say that. But yeah, let's just appreciate though that

732
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: we are blessed right now with NBA and NHL playoffs

733
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: running concurrently. And then sprinkle in a little bit of baseball.

734
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: You got Skeen's taking the mound on Saturday. Sorry, Rick

735
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: Smith's is still alive. He's fifty seven. Gonna say, oh,

736
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: Skeens took the mat? What that game? I mean, I

737
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: didn't watch it. But wild game, wild game that you're

738
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: telling me that's how you lose five thousand dollars. Oh

739
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 1: you have the Cubs. I hit every game of the parlay,

740
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: straight up, spread out throughout the weekend. Rory to win

741
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: on Sunday.

742
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: He was four times your money when I bet it.

743
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 2: Hold on Okay, Saturday, I said, Skeens rookie start, first start. Ever,

744
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 2: he's not gonna perform Olivia Dunns banging him the night

745
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: before steel is amazing for.

746
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: The No, there is no way. There is no way

747
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: they banged the night before. No, absolutely not, dude, There

748
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: is no dude, your major league debut. He is not

749
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: taking a risk of anything happening the night before. He

750
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: is going to bet at eight pm, laying still. There

751
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: is no chance. They hooked up the night before and

752
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,959
Speaker 1: she had the private suite.

753
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: Love it, but I just said, I know the Cubs

754
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 2: are gonna win this win against Skeens. Dude, it goes

755
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: ten to nine. It was a rain delay. It was

756
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 2: five to five. Cubs were losing one hundred to nothing.

757
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 2: Came all the way back. The game took about twelve

758
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: hours to finish.

759
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: All that.

760
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 2: To say, one game out of a nine game parlay.

761
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 2: That's how I lost five thousand dollars.

762
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: Uh. The Cubs drew like six walks in one inning,

763
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: scored like five runs, go up nine to six. They

764
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: were in the lead. Yeah, they were up nine to six.

765
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you have no orgasm? Are you upset?

766
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: All I know is they were like they were down

767
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: five to nothing. I'm outside working on the house, and

768
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: I said, well it's over.

769
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: Parlay's over. It was meant to die. I randomly go

770
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: inside and see that they tied it five to five.

771
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: Then it was a rain delay. Lost it. I didn't

772
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: know Rory was gonna end up winning on Sunday. So

773
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: let me just say I lost a little bit of

774
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: interest and then I saw late at night and ended

775
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: up just dying ten to nine. Dude, Xanderschoffle is sold. Dude.

776
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: That dude, I'm done with him. I like him, but

777
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't have it whatever. He's won some no, no,

778
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: he's won seven times in his whole career. He doesn't

779
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: have that mentality that winners have. He doesn't know how

780
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: to stomp on people's throat. He doesn't know how to

781
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: close the door. He wilts like a leaf that fell

782
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: off a tree. He folds up like a lawn chair

783
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: on a Sunday afternoon when you're leaving the beach. It's

784
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: unbelievable what he cannot do. I'm watching yesterday and I

785
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: think they're tied or maybe the I don't know if

786
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: they're tired of Rory's up one. But he Rory hits

787
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: it in the bunker and then he hits it over

788
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: the green, and Xander is one hundred and twenty nine

789
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,959
Speaker 1: yards out right in the middle of the fairway, hits

790
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: it over the green, and I'm like, bro, the nerves

791
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: get to you. You can't handle the thought of winning.

792
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: You cannot handle the absolute pressure sure that comes on

793
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: a Sunday because you always fold. Man, it is so

794
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: sad to see I like Xander, but the dude can't win.

795
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: And Saturday he was there. I mean he ended up

796
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: losing by like eight strokes. Yeah, they were. He was

797
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: winning going into Sunday by one. He was ahead by

798
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: four on Saturday, and then Rory just thunderous comeback. Is

799
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: down by one going into Sunday. Dude, anybody, and if

800
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: I was betting like I used to be, I would

801
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: have put ten k on Rory. I mean no questions

802
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: about it. Rory was winning that without a doubt. In

803
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: my mind.

804
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: They were even money. It was like minus one thirty

805
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: five minus one hundred, so they're basically even money. You

806
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: could have picked who you wanted on Sunday and Rory

807
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 2: was down by one, Dude, I gotta put ten k

808
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: on Rory.

809
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: I mean that was a lock.

810
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: At one point, Xander was up by two around the

811
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: seventh hole, which would have That's what I'm saying, Amy puckered.

812
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 2: But then oh you didn't need a pucker, dude.

813
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 1: He couldn't do Rory's getting eagles dude. He was draining

814
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: them from the bunker. My father in law and I

815
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: aron watching it, and there's a part and Rory snap

816
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: hooks it to the left right off the pine straw

817
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: and it was barely in the pine straw a little bit. Yeah,

818
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: And Xander does the same shot but just but he

819
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: has a better, better shot on the second shot, puts

820
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: it on the green. He's closer to the hole, a

821
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: lot closer to the hole, and Rory drake exactly. And

822
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, good god, dude, you are a bump dude

823
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: in golf. Wasn't that It was a two or three

824
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: shot swing too at least right? And I like, I

825
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 1: didn't care, but my father and I law and I

826
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: were watching it, and I was like, this is about

827
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: to be an amazing epic finish. And then he's down

828
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: by three strokes actually like twelve old. He's like, oh, well,

829
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: it was over. That was fun dude. It is a

830
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: blowut nance was looking for other coverage they could go too,

831
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean, and when what's funny is whenever they there's

832
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: only two people in the hunt, they don't cut to

833
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: other golfers. And when they cut to other golfers, you know,

834
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: they're about to make a shot, because there's no need

835
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: to show another golfer unless they're making an amazing shot.

836
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: So they've done. They cut to like Jason Day and

837
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: the sand I'm like, this must go in Chipur.

838
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 2: And oh so cool, Nance, You're not that much of

839
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: a surprise act. We know the SHOT's gonna be made.

840
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 2: We get it, Nance, guys, let's go check in on

841
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 2: Jason Day over here, just randomly, Oh, Jason Day from

842
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 2: the bunker, Dan Nance, we know he's down twelve. Why

843
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: else would you show us that, Like, you don't have

844
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: to play it out like that.

845
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: And then also, Rory doesn't he live overseas? I don't

846
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: know where he lives, dude. When he won all he

847
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: didn't have any family, girlfriends, kids, family. I think he's married, man,

848
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: I know, but they're all overseas. So he won, Dude,

849
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: he just took off running to the clubhouse. Cause it's

850
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: awkward you don't have all your He had nobody with him.

851
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: No one came running out, dude. But he was actually

852
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: pretty bad ass. So he's running through all the patrons.

853
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: Everybody's like high five in him.

854
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 2: He's just running and it almost felt like, Hey, this

855
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 2: guy's representing the non Livers man, He's like, fuck Live man,

856
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 2: just running.

857
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: People are like fuck Clive, fuck c Lib. Yeah, and

858
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: I mean everybody, and nance is even like I can't

859
00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: really understand what they're saying. Clive Clive, Clive Clive. It

860
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: was cool, but I think it was because you had

861
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: no family there. I didn't see the end of it.

862
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: It was such a blowout. I turned it off. Man,

863
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: there was nothing to watch. We had Pacers up by

864
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: thirty and Rory up by nine. I must hey, I

865
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: must have turned into a baseball game. I don't know.

866
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: And then what did I want to watch t Wolves?

867
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: But that game was on at midnight? Well you know what, Oh,

868
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: you know what. I can't win with something in the

869
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: matinee forecast to watch. Dude, the matinee turned into a blowout.

870
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: So you got what. You wasted your whole Sunday. It

871
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,760
Speaker 1: wasn't wasting. I was chilling. Oh. I went in the backyard.

872
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: We threw the baseball. We came from soccer ball. It

873
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: was just like, all right, well whatever, dude. I was

874
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 1: all over the place too, but I wanted to gain

875
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: something to be like Saturday that was great. Tv V

876
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: had Parlays, I'm watching golf Sunday Blue though. Yeah it

877
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: was weird. Let's take a break. I got one question,

878
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark. You you you are you oversaturated? Are you

879
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: tired of it? Well? What is it? Uh? Uh?

880
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 2: If we're being honest, I've just thought today, damn, I

881
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 2: need to look at a futures for w n B

882
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 2: A because I'm probably gonna be watching the Little Kaitlyn

883
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 2: Clark and I think it starts tomorrow. My question is,

884
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: I know, and I wouldn't bet a future on something

885
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm not ever gonna watch, So that means I.

886
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: Have You're gonna bet on the Las Vegas Aces, right,

887
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: Kaitlin Clark is not leading her team to the championship.

888
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: That's why I said I need to look into it,

889
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: just like I thought, can we bet the Olympics? When

890
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: the hell is it? Is? It gonna be on my app?

891
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in Paris, I know, And that means

892
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: you damn well, it's gonna be on during the big

893
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: Show's dud, dude, we're betting figure skating or actually it's

894
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: summer swimming and ship I'm gonna I'm We're gonna get

895
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: a former Olympian. I'm gonna bring him on the pod.

896
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: What Phelps to talk about the Olympics? I don't know, Lockedy.

897
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Olympic swimmers out there. We gotta

898
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: find one of them. Can we keep it interesting for

899
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: an hour though, well the beyond for thirty minutes? I

900
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh yeah, I can tell us about what's

901
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: going on in Olympic village. Dude.

902
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: A video I've been having to clean out my phone.

903
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 2: It was a video on there that's so funny of

904
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: one of our past interviews, Olivia Live. Yeah, dude, there

905
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: was a three minute clip. You guys go listen to

906
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 2: that interview. It's Olivia Challenge or something.

907
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: From the Challenge. Yeah, dude. It was us three talking

908
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: about drinking and they're talking about like just I was

909
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: doing the Arnold voice and they're like, what is happening? Dude?

910
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: It was funny as shit. I delete the video though,

911
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 1: why my phone doesn't have enough storage. But we're all talking.

912
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: They're all talking about how they're drinking vodka and you're like, man,

913
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. I wish I could drink. They're just sucking

914
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: down red Bull. They have nothing to do nowhere to

915
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: be no timetable, no job, I don't know. She rolled

916
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: in and she goes, yeah, I got to fight with

917
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: my dude last night. I don't know if he can

918
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: stick or hang. Yeah, We're like, oh, how long even

919
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: dating a couple of weeks? All right, cool? Well this

920
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: is getting weird. And then she's like, but I don't

921
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. But then she talked about it,

922
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: and then she didn't want it was strange. But back

923
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: to Caitlyn Clark. So she missed her graduate yesterday because

924
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: she had a WNBA practice. I'm sorry, are you telling

925
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: me missing one practice to go walk the stage? And

926
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: maybe I am crazy? Is walking the stage not that

927
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: big a deal? No, might have been a security thing too, dude.

928
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: But also I could.

929
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: I hooked it up at Texas State, so I worked

930
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 2: for facilities, so anytime I graduated or I had a

931
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 2: friend graduate, I could block off two whole roads.

932
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you tell me that when my sister graduated.

933
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 2: Man, when our buddy a od Block graduated, he goes, dog,

934
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 2: I had my family come down.

935
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: There was two roped off rows and it said my

936
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: name on the sides of the roads. Because I worked

937
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: for a facility. That's awesome. He's like, dog, you didn't

938
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: have to do it up like that, dude. When I graduated,

939
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: I had a whole section, the whole Texas Date Bobcat

940
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: section was it was just my mom, dad, brother, and sister.

941
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: How long did you work facilities? What years? They're four years? Baby?

942
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: What what years? Plugging? It not four? But it was

943
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight. Ah No,

944
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: my sister graduated before that, man, So I didn't need you.

945
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: Thanks man, it was great. I just I saw that

946
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: story and I was like, dang man, poor her. She

947
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: didn't get to go to graduation after all that. But

948
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: maybe they don't care. And I learned that they stream

949
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: them all. Now. Well yeah, but I thought, you know,

950
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: if you're you worked before years and you want to

951
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: graduate with your friends, you want to be there. But

952
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: maybe she didn't have no friends. Her friends are on

953
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: the team. She went to a normal party. Now, oh,

954
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: she went to a normal party. You don't think they

955
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: go to I don't think she parties, dude. She looks

956
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: kind of like a stigler, which is fine. You think

957
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: she's no fun when I bet my sports, dude, I

958
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: don't give a rip. Well, she didn't look like she drank.

959
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: She was in the suite at the Pacers game when

960
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 2: Haliburton drained that three. They showed her and she's just going.

961
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 2: She looked like she had not a drop of alcohol.

962
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 2: That's fine, live your life, every see fit. I don't

963
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 2: give a rip. Olivia Wilde done. She's watching schemes on Saturday.

964
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: She's sober as a saint. I'm like, does nobody celebrate

965
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: and have fun with Kean's family with her? Yeah? Dude,

966
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: they all look like they had to stick up their ass.

967
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's his first ever debut, yeah, becausey vis

968
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: hell right, he could lose five straight and he guess what,

969
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: you'll never be up in this level again? How many

970
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: runs he given he'll be down? And did he look badass?

971
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I saw the highlot. He had seven k's, He gave

972
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: up runs, He gave up three runs, gave up hits.

973
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: Seven k's were badass. That ball was moving at next start, Yeah,

974
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: he was throwing one hundred. I know that. They were

975
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: saying he kept hitting a hundred, one hundred, one hundred.

976
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: Next start is musty TV. I'll have to check it out.

977
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: And just so you know, I'm gonna give you a

978
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: couple of baseball picks today. The Marlins won yesterday. I

979
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: think they've won nine games on the year something like that,

980
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: so they're not gonna win two in a row. So

981
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna take the Tigers. And then another one is

982
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: the Texas Rangers got swept by the Colorado Rockies, which

983
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. So Colorado goes on the road to San Diego,

984
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: he might as well take San Diego on the run

985
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: line minus one and a half runs. Those are your

986
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: two picks. And they got Luis Arias now, so that

987
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: lineup got even better. I mean the rock that Rockies

988
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: can't hit outside of their home ballpark and that they

989
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: can't win four in a row. They are so god awful.

990
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: They're coming off a sweep when the Rangers, they're feeling

991
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: good about themselves going to San Diego and the Padres

992
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: are gonna blow them out of the water. There are

993
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: your two picks for the day.

994
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: And yeah, there's no other picks. When it comes NBA.

995
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: We missed the Nuggets and hockey. Right now, there's five

996
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: teams that can still win it. I have my futures.

997
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 2: I got Rangers winning the East. I got that one

998
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 2: of those futures. I got stars winning at all, which

999
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 2: could possibly happen.

1000
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: So I've I've done.

1001
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars futures that could potentially pay out. And right

1002
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: now your MLB home run leader is no, it's like, uh,

1003
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 2: Kyle Tucker or some other guy. O.

1004
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: Tucker's been hot, He's been in on some bombs. Jeeze, dude.

1005
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 2: So I need either Marcelo Zuna, who's in second, Otani's

1006
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 2: in third, or Kyle Schwarber.

1007
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: Kyle Schwarber wins it. I'm winning four hundred thousand. No,

1008
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: you're not. Yeah, I am. You bet Just Kyle Schwarber, No,

1009
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: I have no no, So just him winning it is

1010
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: not gonna then kind of narrowed down again. There's some

1011
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: other stuff that kind of has to work in my

1012
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 1: favorite And hey, I didn't look at the NFL schedule.

1013
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: I just came out. So people don't be saying, why

1014
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: why didn't you guys talk about it? I don't know

1015
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: who's playing who guys.

1016
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: Uh, here we go show Hey and the Rangers win

1017
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: the East and Jayaler and Milroe wins the Heisman. I

1018
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 2: went one hundred thousand, Show Hey, Oilers win the West,

1019
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 2: Milroe wins the High.

1020
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: Oilers don't play. Oh, oiler's Edmonton. Yeah, that's what you're

1021
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: talking about. The miil Roe wins the Heisman. I went one

1022
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Oh the other one was Jalen Brown wins

1023
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 1: the MVP.

1024
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 2: I win one hundred thousand, show Hey wins, and the

1025
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 2: Panthers win the Stanley Cup.

1026
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: I went one hundred thousand.

1027
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: Marcello Zuna wins and the Stars win the Stanley Cup.

1028
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: I went one hundred thousand, show Hey wins, Oilers win

1029
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 2: the West, and the quarterback for Oregon Ducks wins the Heisman.

1030
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: I went one hundred thousand. Marcell Ozuna, you said to me,

1031
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: I can't keep track. I don't know. Marcelo Zuna, the

1032
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: Stars and the Nuggets. That's a good one that happens.

1033
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: I went one hundred thousand, and then Schwarber is he

1034
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: wins the home run thing. I went looking at four

1035
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Okay, that's what future betting is all about.

1036
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of those were. Like, you

1037
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 1: said about twenty six different combos. So I just heard

1038
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: that you've got to win one hundred thousand. So we

1039
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: just know that in a couple months where a one

1040
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. Okay, it's not a couple of months. Oh,

1041
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: because the Heisman that goes till December. Oh Jesus, all right,

1042
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: well I'll check back in December and see how many

1043
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: hundred thousands you won.

1044
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 2: And the Valls under nine and a half, I mean

1045
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: they got they got. The Valls predicted with uh Niko Imamaliaba. Guys,

1046
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: they played. They still play Georgia, they still play Bama.

1047
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: They still play another tough team in the in the SEC.

1048
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: The Valls are gonna have a tough year. And they

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Speaker 2: got nine and a half as a wind total, I

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00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 2: don't think.

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Speaker 1: And congrats to the Atlanta Hawks for winning the NBA

1052
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: Draft lottery, which is supposed to be one of the

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00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: weakest NBA drafts in the last twenty years. So congratulations

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Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, go get Bronni. Oh my god, he's

1055
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: staying in the NBA draft. Yeah, he's going pro. You

1056
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: get Bronni, you get Lebron. Yeah. And I still think

1057
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: Bronnie will probably turn into a pretty good player. Just

1058
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: his DNA, his makeup, I think he's gonna be pretty good.

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00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: I think he'll be all right. A role player. That's

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Speaker 1: all I know. All Right, we gotta go. Yeah man, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to write that down. You said, you said,

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Speaker 1: Lebrony is gonna be good. Yeah, he's gonna turn into

1063
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: a good role player. It may it may take a

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Speaker 1: year two, but he's gonna be a decent NBA player.