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Speaker 1: week and going forward. All right, I played a hundred

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Speaker 1: Rolling the Dice. Okay, because I rolled the dice real proper,

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Speaker 1: Sammy Coates at thirty Bucks and Jesse James both Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where to start with this guy.

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Speaker 1: I know you're a rookie, okay, but you kicked a

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Speaker 1: You couldn't even do that, and then you go off

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Speaker 1: that'll get your bench, and next time it might even

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Speaker 1: But you started Marquis Wheaton over the fell that fucked you.

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Speaker 1: finally I have to admit I I I I made

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Kyle Ruff didn't do well, and

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Speaker 1: So I have to say I should be benched, but

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Speaker 1: I'm not because I'm the owner. Okay, but that's bad

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Speaker 1: This week, I'm gonna do a tournament, thirty man tournament

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. You could listen to me if

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Speaker 1: If you think I'm nuts and I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Daily Football Quarterbacks Marcus Mariota. Okay, he's home versus Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: Need I say more bucks? Brian Hoyer, this little ball bastard,

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Speaker 1: of course, only five eight hundred bucks bucks vers Jacksonville

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Speaker 1: and Tyrod Taylor at home versus San Francisco forty nine

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Speaker 1: is fifty three hundred bucks. Okay. Those are my quarterback picks,

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Speaker 1: Marcus Mariota, Brian Hoyer, and Tyrod Taylor. These are the

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Speaker 1: guys cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap that you could get to

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Speaker 1: break the bank in week six. My Week six running

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Speaker 1: back Shady McCoy, the real slim Shady, mark Ingram and

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Speaker 1: Chris Thompson and Chris thoms is only thirty two bucks.

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Speaker 1: That's my bargain basement pick. My wide receiver is my

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Speaker 1: main man. Pretty Willie, Pretty Willy. I know you're a

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Speaker 1: week off, Pretty Willie snead Golden Tate. You make me

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Speaker 1: a little nervous, Okay, I feel like you're a little

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Speaker 1: still believe in you, and I'm gonna be patient with

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Speaker 1: you and Tyree killed three thousand bucks. This dude is

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Speaker 1: a burner and a playmaker and he's on a chief

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Speaker 1: team that needs it. Okay, Plus he fields punts, all right.

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Speaker 1: At tight end there's value. Okay, there is value at

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Speaker 1: tight end. You cannot get a decent wide receiver or

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Speaker 1: running back for less than three grand. Okay. On draft kings,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna cause you at least three grand. But at

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Speaker 1: tight end there is value. Okay. You can even spend

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Speaker 1: big on the tight end spot and double up with

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Speaker 1: your flex. Okay. I did that with my man, Greg

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Speaker 1: Delaney in some games this past week, and it brought

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's nice. It is the year of the

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Speaker 1: tight end in daily fantasy football. You fox, you okay,

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Speaker 1: Greg Olson was my secret weapon this week, all you fox.

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Speaker 1: You thought you had me beat right heading into Monday

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Speaker 1: Night Football and Daily Uh yeah, you had another thing

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Speaker 1: good and a good value. Those guys are gonna get

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Speaker 1: you points and they cost It's fair pricing, all right, now,

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Speaker 1: Fleck Okay, the flexes will make you or break you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let'll tell you that right now. You have to put

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Speaker 1: Telling me this right now, you gotta try to get

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Speaker 1: the Gringo man Dingo. Otherwise you're d o A okay.

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Speaker 1: For defenses, Buffalo Buffalo is the top rank defense per

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Speaker 1: Draft Kings, which in my opinion is a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a stretch. Okay. I like the Titans at home

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Speaker 1: the Titans defense is strong and Cleveland, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who knows who's gonna be the QB this week. You

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Speaker 1: never know who's gonna quarterback this week, alright, but Seattle

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Speaker 1: they might get you some Pick six is the Bills

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Speaker 1: versus Kaepernick. I'm wishing you well, Cap, but anything could happen.

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Speaker 1: And the Bills defense for San Francisco, that's a good

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Speaker 1: that's a good matchup. Steelers they're gonna do their thing.

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Speaker 1: make sure you set your lineups. Set your matchups. We

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