WEBVTT - Conversations About Why The Customer Is Always WRONG 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:04.400 Watch up and welcome back to another episode of No 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:07.480 Sealers Podcast with your hosts now fuck that with your 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:19.279 load glasses alone. So what I don't like, cousin, is 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:23.360 when I go to a fucking restaurant. Bro, I go 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:28.720 to a restaurant and somebody wants me to order entirely 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:29.560 too much sauce. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.080 Who it's you? 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:45.800 A lot of people, and and then I'll go get 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:51.120 the food and people start putting in custom orders where 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.640 like you have to read off a list of ship 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:54.560 to do. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:01:01.160 Yeah, can I can? I guess who would be doing that? 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.560 No, don't guess. Don't guess. Everybody doesn't. It's not just 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.440 one motherfucker everything. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.360 I wasn't get to guess one individual by name. I 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.120 was going to guess one type of individual. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.759 Definitely a species of human beings. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.240 Yes, but. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:28.199 It's starting to be so annoying. And I tracked back 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:33.480 to why they feel like this. So there's a couple 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.160 reasons specifically, but one main reason they feel like this 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:42.160 is some assholes in the nineteen hundreds, in the early 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.319 nineteen hundreds, like nineteen oh five, nineteen oh six, came 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:49.640 up with this fucking expression, the customer is always right 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:58.040 Now that made sense when businesses were not patronized all 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.559 the time, like you know what I mean. It wasn't 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.400 a ton motherfuckers around the United States of America, and 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:07.559 people cooked that home because money was scarce. So when 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:12.280 you went out, you wanted to make somebody really happy 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.119 because you knew at that point they was going out 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:19.680 of their way and their normal you know, operations to 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:25.960 come and support your business. When that expression came out, right, Joey, 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:32.919 there was no motherfucking fast food restaurants in nineteen oh five. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:38.240 There were no fast food restaurants. So the shit you 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.720 went through to prepare meals for people as a business 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:48.440 was different. And I get the expression, you know, one 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.160 hundred and twenty years ago. It makes sense for one 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.640 hundred and twenty years ago for people to think the 0:02:55.760 --> 0:03:00.119 customer is always right. But this is two thousand, twenty 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:06.760 motherfucking four America got motherfuckers on top of motherfuckers. It's 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:10.560 four five hundred million motherfuckers that live in this country. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:15.119 It's tens of millions of motherfuckers that come visit. It's 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.520 motherfucking millions of people crossing the border all every year. Feemy, 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:24.520 It's a lot of motherfuckers. So this entitlement because you 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.360 are spending your money at a business that makes you 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.200 think they supposed to prepare your shit like you do 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:35.960 it at home. That shit gotta die today thousand percent. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.720 And I think also back when that was invented, people 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.640 didn't have the audacity that they have today. So they 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.960 went to a place because they wanted to have what 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.600 that person was going to prepare and present to them. 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.000 And the customers always right. Was probably a bandwidth that 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:58.000 was like a quarter, you know, the width that it 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.840 is now. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.240 A quarter, a tenth. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.840 I wanted to say a tenth. I wanted to say 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.760 a tenth. I don't. I don't think people, but yeah, 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.280 you'd have a general restaurant, you know, hey, could you 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.640 go a little light on the whatever? It would have 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.520 been like the most people ask. Now it's like I 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.599 hate this shit. I can't do it even and even 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.240 going to nice restaurants that is so low rent to me. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.760 Like I always tell you, I have to have two 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.600 restaurant plans when I go on a date, the one 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.040 I want to go to and the one that I'm 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:29.599 gonna go to with this bitch, so that I don't 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.440 get embarrassed the place. I like, there's nothing worth going 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.400 to a high end restaurant. Some bitch wants to order 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.200 it customized so that it's now We could have gone 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.240 to the fucking sizzler the way you stripped down this 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.880 fucking prepared thing by this fucking professional chef came from 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.960 two continents over to do this shit here for you. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.760 And now you want to tell you want to done 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:47.679 like your fucking grandma. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.360 So you got here ordering what they prepare. At this point, 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.000 you just you just you didn't create it the menu 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:54.800 in your head. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.640 Yeah, nothing is worse than when you go to a 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.360 nice steak restaur to ron and a motherfucker asked for 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:03.960 a one. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:05.200 Jesus Christ, that. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:11.159 Shit is the most embarrassing shit in history. You didn't 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.920 even taste the motherfucker steak. Let me tell you west 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.760 Side cast oh seventh Street crypt on, Olivia Shoul there's 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.360 no sinners, gl my nigga peeding here, my little bro 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.280 Joey here, Joey computer down. So we don't really want 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.880 to go crazy with the audio, but I needed to 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.919 preach this message. My nigga gene on the back channel listening. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:34.400 This is an important message I when I go buy 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.839 French fries, Bro, I go to places that the French 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.360 fries taste good. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.120 Yeah, would makes sense. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.520 That means I don't need no ranch, I don't need 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:50.440 no thousand, and I don't need no fucking ketchup. I 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:55.680 go to places where the French fry is good. I 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:59.159 don't go buy shit that I need sauce for. I'm 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.400 a fucking adult. I get it. When I was a 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.880 kid and I didn't know no fucking better, and I 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.200 would go to places that you needed you know, you 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.360 buy you eat bullshit as a kid, Chicken tenders that 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:14.640 shit don't have no seasoning, so you'll be needing barbecue 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.400 sauces and ranch sauces and all of the ketchups and 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.840 shit like that. You needed it because you didn't know better. Bro, 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:28.640 you fucking didn't know better. You didn't fucking know better, 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:31.760 so you had to get it. But as a fucking adult, 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:35.880 I can order the food so fucking good that I 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.560 don't need to get sauces. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.200 Dude, you know what I used to have a problem with. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.480 This would have happened. There was a girl I used 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.800 to know who would want to go to a taco place, 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.840 a Mexican taco place, not like whatever, like a real 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:53.680 like like Los Colaos or some shit like that. I 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.520 want touches as tacos, but I want them with just cilantro. No, 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.240 these places have the onions and the cilantro in the 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:07.320 same tubb. How the fuck am I gonna go this? 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:11.080 Nothing's gonna happen. You don't go to a taco truck 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.880 that does what they do and ask, oh, I want 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.760 cheese and sour cream and cilantro, No onions. They don't 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.480 offer any of that shit on any of those things. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:21.800 You have to be fucking kidding me. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.840 Nothing is worse than taking a kid to Chicks Fi 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.640 Lake and they ask for all the sauces you only 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:32.520 have four strips. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.120 Shit, oh yeah, because they made that a thing right 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:37.880 where they don't tell you no, right and. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:43.040 And and that's the problem with this. Customers is always right. Shit. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:47.920 It's the same problem as social media, because social media 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.800 gives everybody a voice, which you already had, but it 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.560 gives you a voice where you don't have to be 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:58.200 accountable for the things you say. So now, motherfuckers is 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.559 just adding bad. I'm in terry because they finally feel 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.800 like somebody's listening to them. Well, it's the same thing 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.360 with this fucking stupid ass expression. The customer is always right. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:15.080 I was just I just had this argument the other day. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.760 I don't want to have to get up there and 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:21.360 take twenty minutes at a fast fucking food place. That's 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:29.640 why it's reference cuz as a fast food fast keyword fast. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.480 So if I got you doing a thousand other things, 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:38.000 it's going to slow down the process. And if I want, yes, 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:41.080 and then if I wanted something custom I should be 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:42.000 at home cooking. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.480 Yeah, you're customizing fast food. It is kind of crazy, 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.199 especially out the rems. It's just like, can I get 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:51.880 that with pickles or something like. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:55.880 It's like, the most customize I'm ordering anything at a 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:59.160 fast food place is to me bear balls, I want 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:00.920 to hammer. I don't want to cheeseburger. I don't like it. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.120 They always use American cheese. I don't like that, So 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.560 I say I get the hamburger. Make sure it's no cheese. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:06.160 That's it. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.000 That's the total. That's as customized as I'm going. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.520 And I'm the type to say I would like my 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.679 cheeseburger with no onions. But if you put onions. I'm 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.760 going to take my shit, breast the unions off and 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.480 eat it because I knew the risk of going to 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:31.000 a place that served fast food, not fool fast food. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:35.040 Yeah, people be actually expect the expectations from from fast 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.840 food restaurants is crazy. Like it's like it is fast food, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.960 Like you might get some shit, might be cold, like 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.240 it's certain things happen with fast food. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.200 You spending ten dollars and you think you the fucking 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:52.400 king of the world. Yeah, I spent my mother. I 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.880 spent my mother fucking money. Man, If you don't take 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.240 this ten dollars the fucking style of brother's cousin, go 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:58.160 cook your own shit? 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.160 Are you how you there's ten years Where. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.920 Can you when they go to fast food go to 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.600 the drive door and say make it fresh? 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:11.640 You know what suck, dick, Not you, but the person 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.880 speaking in that hypothetical scenario. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:23.320 Walk inside, Walk inside. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:27.240 Seriously, your ten dollars isn't better? And and and then 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.720 you get the idiot. You can tell who exactly what's 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.559 going on? You see it like late at night a 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.800 lot of the times, there's five cars and one car 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.600 gets up to the front with ten customized orders and 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.720 they got to open all of them, make sure they're 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.640 all perfectly customized to everyone. And by that time, fucking 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.080 christ Man like I was just I'm now ordering Uber 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.520 Eats to my car in the drive through at the 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:50.520 fast food restaurant. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.640 Bro. That ship is though, And women do that shit. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.360 They go through everything, let me chick, it's. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.959 All they do. They do nothing besides that. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.440 It's just a proud you are not allowing the food 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:12.080 to be fast. You are ruining the experience for all 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:16.000 of us, all thirteen of us in the drive through. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:22.480 You're ruining the experience. You're ruining the fucking experience. Man. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.120 People spend that little funky ass ten dollars and thinking 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.959 make them king of the fucking world because some lady 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.960 at the house ain't making them no fool, because some 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.160 dick that's the boss at work is making them do 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.280 a lot of shit and they don't have no power 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.240 nowhere else. So they go to the fucking McDonald's and 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.200 be talking crazy to the fucking high school student working there, thinking, well, 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.840 I'm spending my ten dollars, I'm the king here. No, 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:54.800 you're fucking not fix your real fucking life. Nah. 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.000 Yeah, People be talking fast food. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:58.440 Yeah, I didn't seen it. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.280 I ain't with it, like somebody go michello, funky ass sixteen, 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:04.880 don get so fucking ass out of here. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:09.960 Indeed, yeah, I remind myself all the time, this is 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.280 fast food, Like this shit ain't suposed to be this shit, 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:18.280 ain't you know? Like, yeah, yeah, I get it, man, 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:20.680 I totally gets the worse. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:25.840 The other thing that drives me insane is when I 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.880 go to seven eleven to get a gatorade, uh, with 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.199 my credit card in one hand and my drinking the other, 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.680 and I'm third in line, and three pieces of shit 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.080 in front of you want to buy blunt wrappers, hot dogs. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.280 They want to check their lotto tickets, and they want 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.360 to buy more scratchers, and by in it's six seven, 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:46.000 eight minutes to do a fucking singular transactions, goddamn seven 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:48.280 of them, because you want to a stack of go 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:52.240 scan all these fucking scratchers from the last thirty days. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.720 And I gotta have these specific scratchers. They're my lucky number. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.679 Oh you don't have that one. Oh, that one's out. Oh, 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.720 and I'll have to recordinate. I can't come to my 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:03.200 son anymore. That shit drives me insane. It's a seven 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.679 eleven shit me, especially if you run it. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.200 Let a nigga, if you're about to be late for 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.440 work and you try to about to get in and 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.920 get out, just. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.360 Your's gonna be thirsty that day. Fuck it, just gonna 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:15.320 be hydrated that day. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.760 Again, I get the thought a customer is always right 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.520 when there were a few patrons spending their money because 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.079 most people would be at home cooking their own shit, 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.600 right one hundred and twenty years ago. But we got 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:33.319 to get rid of that fucking expression. Today, it's entirely real. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:39.040 It's entirely too many options, not for humans, but for 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:43.160 fast food restaurants. Nigga, we don't need your business. Like, 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.480 it's a pizza place that I go to that's close 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.359 to my house. It's called Jazini Shout out to Jazini's. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.559 The pizza is incredible. I'm talking about what you don't need. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:57.520 No motherfucking parmesan cheese, no peppers, just the fucking pizza 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:02.319 is incredible. Right, And if you check their reviews at 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:07.679 this Jazini's, right, they have four stars. But really, the 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.360 pizza is incredible. So I was like, why do they 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.920 only have four stars? So I started looking, and it 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.160 was people complaining, well, the people at the front desk 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:21.520 aren't nice to me, bitch, No nobody, oh you know, mother, don't. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.480 Nobody got to be. And that's the problem people mistake. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:26.640 This is where me and still bump heads at all 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:31.120 the time with this conversation, the difference between rude and nice. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.200 There's a space, right somebody being pleasant to you to 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:39.320 make you feel better. I'm not nice, I'm kind. I 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.880 do the right thing because that's who I am. We 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.360 talked about this still was like, man, the motherfuckers ain't 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.920 looking out for you, then why you doing shit for them? 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.440 And I'm like, because I'm doing things that are me 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.560 and nobody could change that. I will open up the 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:56.280 door for a none or fucking prostitute because it's a 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:00.840 representation of who Olivia raised her son to be. I 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.680 don't care if it's a fucking nun who never got 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.840 no dick in her life or a motherfucking prostitute that 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.840 sucked thirty dicks the day before. I'm going to open 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.200 the door for this woman and allow her to walk in. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.080 It's a I'm kind, it's a representation of me. Nice 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.240 means I think I give a fuck about how you 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.880 feel about it. I don't give a fuck about when 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:25.440 I do something nice. Excuse me when I do something 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.320 for somebody else, I don't really give a fuck how 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:32.080 you feel about it. Joey, when I do something I 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.000 help you set up a corporate, you think I give 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.960 a fuck about how you felt about it. I didn't 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.920 do it because I thought you would be happy and 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:42.280 play and pleased with Who the fuck are you? Or 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.360 Joey is pleased with me because I helped him set 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.240 up his own corporate. I don't live my life based 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.960 off of your approval. I live my life so when 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.920 I wake up in the morning, I can look at 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.200 myself and say, you know what, I try my best 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:58.480 to help other human beings. That's I tried my best. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.920 When I go to the place to get food, I 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.760 tried my best to be a decent person. It's not 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:09.160 about anybody else. It's about who I am. But I'm 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.800 telling you, motherfucker's lives be so fucked up. That's why 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:18.000 they always want a vacation. They always want a vacation 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.360 because they're trying to get away from their real life. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.520 That's why they always doing dope. That's why they always drunk. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.680 Fix your fucking life. Don't go take your fucking raggedy 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.760 ass attitude down there to the McDonald's man, this little 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.040 nigga that's in high school and feel like you are 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.480 the king of the earth because you got twenty dollars. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:39.720 Hey, Danny is shame from working for working there? Yes, 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:44.640 that got the customers. Motherfucker's only paying you this anyway, 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:45.360 broke ass. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.680 But that's how it is on Twitter too, It'll be 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:51.320 a motherfucker talking shit about my rap career. Glasses, you know, 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.600 Will You're not Kendrick. You don't have a number one. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.120 You know you only went number fifty nine. How high 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:01.400 did you get up the charts? How was your song? Sir? 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.680 How is your song? Glasses? You think you the shit 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:07.720 because you got you know, ninety thousand, ninety You only 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:13.360 got ninety six thousand followers? You have nine, sir. Nine. 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:17.760 This is the craziness in people's mind to where they like, 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.440 I'm gonna talk shit about you because I'm gonna compare 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.440 you to this person, but not myself. How the fuck 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.600 you gonna talk shit to me because I don't got 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.399 a number one. I'm talking about two different people in 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:33.040 the conversation. I'm talking about Drake and Kendrick Lamar. I 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.399 am obviously not competing with them when it comes to 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:39.160 charting records. And if I have an expression about those 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.879 two guys competing. If God is my friend and I'm 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.520 cheering for him, it's okay, it's my friend. It's what 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:46.800 you just because your chicken shit ass, don't cheer for 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:51.800 your friends. Don't make me feel like shit, right. I 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:56.360 told Brandy bro I said, cuz, stop ordering food. Why 0:17:56.400 --> 0:18:01.560 don't you order sauce with food on the side, hilarious. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:05.000 I want three red sauces, three green sauces with a 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:09.639 side of tacos. That way, the focus is on the 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.520 motherfucking sauces. If that's what makes the food so fucking good. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:18.040 I don't go nowhere, Joey, where I need sauces. 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:22.400 And people now like you go to like a lot 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.919 of sit down like quick like taco is that have 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:28.480 like the salsa bar. You got people stacking up ten 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.199 to twelve of them high to take them homeles so 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.639 they can have saucer for the week. Backing up the 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.400 line you third fourth life. I just want to three 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.280 dots of shit on my little couple of tacos here 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.120 and you over there with a stack of these miniature 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:41.960 cups a foot and a half high. 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.720 Oh, the food is dry. I don't like dry food. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.280 Why would you go there? Why would you order that? 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:55.359 Yeah, people will add some shit before before they even 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.879 taste it. Man, I didn't seen niggas add salt to 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.680 a pork chop. I'm like nigga pork. 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:09.360 Bruh, I said another thing, white sauce. I go where 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:14.440 the chicken nuggets. Don't need sauce. The sauce is a condiment. 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.199 It's supposed to be. The food is good, and this 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:21.439 gives an extra flavor. If you need sauce, the food 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:24.800 is nasty. If you need a one steak sauce, you 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:29.840 don't like steaks, You like a one sauce, a one stead. 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.960 If you ever ate a one sauce, bro it overpowers 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.840 the flavor of the fucking beef. 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.679 The only a one steak sauce, the only time I'm 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:42.639 having it. It's my late night waffle house run. I 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.200 get a strip steak, a waffle and scrambled eggs. There's 0:19:45.240 --> 0:19:48.240 getting a one on the steak, Tabasco on the eggs, 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:51.680 syrup on the fucking waffle because it's three in the morning. 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:53.480 I get the waffle house, and that shit can't stand 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:55.680 by itself. It's it's a six. 0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:01.680 It's horrible, yes, and it's at You can't do anything else. 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:05.080 So I'll make this digestible, and I keep telling people 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:08.040 that like people get they be like glasses. Well, everybody 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.200 don't like gotta like their steaks medium. I like my 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:14.919 steaks well done. Nobody likes well done steaks. No fucking 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:18.040 body tasted a well done steak. It said, this tastes 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:22.240 fucking good. It does not. It looks like fucking wood. 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:23.400 They don't. 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.320 You can take to the bottom of your shoe and 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:27.359 call it a loafer if you have the rest of 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:27.840 the shoe. 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:32.920 Like, I'm tired of having common sense conversations with human beings. 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:37.320 It's so I get it. Man head and Silas always 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.560 tell me they be like man, people are stupid, and 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.760 I'd be like, nah, bro, people are distracted, and I 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:46.240 can tell because Pete says the same thing. They're distracted 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:48.800 so they don't really ever take time to see what 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.440 they like. They just go with the flow of things 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:54.640 so they can have time to fuck off because they're 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:58.480 not making time to think, or to taste or to want. 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:02.920 To know why they're distracted glasses Why because they're stupid. 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:04.760 That's not stupidity. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:09.480 It is stupidity. And I'll explain to you why. If 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:13.600 you have a lack of focus, your cognitive growth is 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:17.240 going to be stunted. You're going to be less smart 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:21.119 aka stupid. Also, the fact that you are stupid means 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:26.600 that you're ensconced in basic simple thought tasks for longer, 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:30.920 so you don't have you know, we're done with something 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:32.959 in thirty seconds, they're done with it in three minutes. 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:35.800 We're two and a half minutes ahead. Then they get there, 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.240 they're distracted and confused because they just finished the previous 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:40.800 thought and they didn't have the time gap from the 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:45.199 expeditious processing of information to be able to preprocess the 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:46.000 next information. 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:55.240 Okay, I get the thought. But let's let's be honest, right. 0:21:56.240 --> 0:22:00.359 Intellect is a gift. It is not something to afforded 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.240 to every human being, and it's not something that can 0:22:03.280 --> 0:22:09.680 be developed. Like if you don't have it, it's very 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:15.480 it's virtually impossible to get intellect. Right, it's possible, But 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:19.960 like I have a scientific experiment, experiment going on that 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:24.800 I'm planning to do. But I genuinely think intellect is 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.960 a gift, right, So the ability to process information is 0:22:29.000 --> 0:22:33.040 a gift. It's not something everybody has. But also people 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:38.560 in regular life bro are distracted by problems. Right, Most 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:42.040 people don't live in existence pete, where it's just they 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:46.320 have time to make choices right there, pursuing a job 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:50.760 like Joey is at work twelve hours a day. Me 0:22:50.800 --> 0:22:55.880 and you have more time to read books than Joey. Sure, right, 0:22:55.920 --> 0:23:00.320 because most human beings are forced to a workforce to 0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:04.440 where they don't have time to develop whatever gift they have, right, 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:07.399 And it could be based off decisions they made before. 0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.159 You know, they could have got a girl pregnant and 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:10.920 now they got to take care of their kid. It's 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:13.760 all kinds of things that starts to force you. Lord knows, 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:16.360 ween got to get into oppression and da da da, 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:18.720 and people trying to keep you down, and so you 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:21.240 gotta you know, so forth of its own. We ain't 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.560