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Speaker 1: Scotti, Curtie B.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for this one?

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Speaker 1: I've never been more ready for anything in my whole

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Speaker 1: entire life.

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Speaker 3: This company turns your loved ones remains into ceramic coffee mugs.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, the best part of waking up is a

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Speaker 1: brand new bananas in your cup.

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Speaker 2: Your world?

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Speaker 3: Would your mindzillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Guys, Guys, non binary pals, welcome to bananas. Uh sit

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Speaker 3: across from you right, there's number one screenwriter in America.

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Speaker 3: That's what people have been calling them, Scottie land Is.

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Speaker 1: They've been doing it incorrectly. And over there is the

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Speaker 1: one already, the big banana himself. Kurt Brown. Oller, Kurtie B.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling on this Taco Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling great, really good. Yeah, just loving it up.

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Speaker 3: I got a sweet stand up gig to announce, Scottie Good.

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Speaker 1: That's why we started this podcast in the first place.

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Speaker 2: Are you joking me?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 3: It is Brooklyn, New York, August thirty. First, that's a Thursday,

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Speaker 3: Thursday before Memorial Day weekend, Folks at Littlefield.

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Speaker 2: Back to where it all started.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 3: First, we will not first, but where we used to

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Speaker 3: have hot tub back in the day, Little Field in

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn and Gowanas, Brooklyn. It's a beautiful venue, so come

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Speaker 3: on out. It'll be a real treat. I'll have some

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Speaker 3: special guests that have not hard confirmed with me yet

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Speaker 3: and it's gonna be fantastic.

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Speaker 1: So they have all We're just we're getting up. We're

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Speaker 1: right up, boo. We just finished somehoral day. We're coming

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Speaker 1: up on Labor Day. It's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping to book like around it, maybe a Boston

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Speaker 3: something with in Boston, or maybe something in Asbury Park,

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Speaker 3: or maybe something in Richmond, Virginia.

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Speaker 2: That's when I'm broke.

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Speaker 3: If you guys know of the place in Richmond, Virginia,

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Speaker 3: that's awesome for sure, around one hundred hundred and fifty

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Speaker 3: seats two hundred.

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Speaker 1: Let us know, dm us, let us know. We did

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Speaker 1: a couple of our live show You and Me Neither

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Speaker 1: living's there, way back in the day. It was a

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Speaker 1: chat show where Kurt was the host of a absurdist

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Speaker 1: live late night chat show, and the one we did

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Speaker 1: at Littlefield I think we did too. The guests were

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Speaker 1: Judi Friedlander and the musician Amanda Palmer. That's right. At

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Speaker 1: the time she was married to Neil Gaiman, that's right,

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Speaker 1: author and TV writer.

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Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know, no, I guess they're like

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Speaker 3: separator or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But none of our business.

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Speaker 3: None of our businesses back then, back then, great, I

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Speaker 3: shouldn't have brought it out.

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Speaker 1: It's real here in a public space, it's real. But

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Speaker 1: we did. You were like, Neil Gaiman is in the

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Speaker 1: look out and there he is sitting front row. But

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Speaker 1: the first bit we did that night after you did

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Speaker 1: your monologue was your personal assistant Noodles, who was played

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Speaker 1: by Chris Manley. We had this bit where Chris excuse me, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: as part of his late night show. We had a

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Speaker 1: personal assistant named Noodles, who was this man who wore

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Speaker 1: roller skates or rollerblades depending on which show, completely naked

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Speaker 1: eating cup of noodles. He has a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a lispy tongue thrust too, and this beautiful mustache and

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Speaker 1: and he would roller skate out and be like, yeah, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: what do you need? And you would like be like, Noodles,

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Speaker 3: Always eating noodles. He's roller skating eating noodles while the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just looked out during that being like,

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Speaker 1: oh God, I wonder how Neil Gaman and he loved it.

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Speaker 1: Neil Gaman was laughing so hard to noodles, just roller

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Speaker 1: skating in place while you gave him instructions and barked orders,

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Speaker 1: and he was eating a cup of noodles. I wish

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Speaker 1: you could put that on a real show. I wish

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been so wonderful.

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Speaker 3: So many shows we've tried so much to get to

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Speaker 1: That makes it. It was so difficult, yes, but it

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Speaker 2: And also this we ended up here, you know.

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Speaker 1: A beautiful better, beautiful better, get into your story. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I've decided to do a little road trip. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm going to leave tomorrow or the next day. A

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Speaker 1: friend of mine who lives in Naples, Florida, my friend Allen,

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, do you want to come down? My

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Speaker 1: parents are gone. They have like a beachy type of house.

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Speaker 2: And oh, he doesn't live with his parents. His parents

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Speaker 1: Right right right, And so I'm like, I'm on the way.

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Speaker 3: This teenager whose parents aren't home. So I'm headed down

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Speaker 3: to Naples, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, pick up some gold Schlager, pick up some Aftershock,

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Speaker 1: come on down. It'll be so cool. And so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do a little road trip. I think we're going

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Speaker 1: to do Tucson. I've never really spent that much times awesome.

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Speaker 1: Tucson is so cool.

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Speaker 2: Have you never been to Tucson, dude?

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Speaker 1: I have, but I don't think I like did a hang.

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Speaker 1: I think I just passed on through. Tucson.

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Speaker 3: Is like I did a show in Tucson, and I

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Speaker 3: was like shocked at how cool it was. It was like, oh, whoa,

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Speaker 1: That's fun. Yeah. I'm just gonna stop at some of

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Speaker 1: those type of places, maybe Destin, maybe I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna use my dude privilege and take off

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Speaker 1: and hit the open road for a little bit. But

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm taking my recording equipment with me so we

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Speaker 1: can do bananas the whole damn way, I love it.

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Speaker 2: How long you be gone?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's something I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 2: Because it's writer strikes.

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Speaker 1: You can't to a writer strike. I've been out there today.

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Speaker 1: I was out of Disney picketing around, ran into so

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Speaker 1: many good friends, ran into a lot of people that

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Speaker 1: we can have on the podcast coming up too, which

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Speaker 1: is funny. I was like, Oh, there's Gendi Angelo, there's

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Speaker 1: I forgot I haven't seen you in forever. Yeah, that's great. Heee,

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Speaker 1: we got this DM. I just wanted to read. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't really fit into like, it's not a confession, it's

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Speaker 1: so this was not spoken, but typed into it from

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Speaker 1: Kate Jane. I have a fun story to share. Yesterday

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Speaker 1: I was having lunch with a coworker at a local

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Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant. I look over at the table near us

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Speaker 1: and there's a lady cutting her bean burrito into small

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Speaker 1: bites and putting it in her bag under the table. What. Yeah, Confused,

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Speaker 1: I keep staring because why not Yeah, something moves in

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Speaker 1: the table and she's feeding at a bean Burritos on

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Speaker 1: a date. No, just to get a bembrito. But the

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Speaker 1: best part was when was her drinking a margarito while

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Speaker 1: wearing a moo moo with no bra, but she was

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Speaker 1: using the table to hold her boobs up. Yah. This

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Speaker 1: is Monday at eleven thirty am when margarita's tastes the best.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure which is true.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: A Monday at eleven thirty am, a margarita tastes yeah,

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Speaker 1: so so good.

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Speaker 2: Just get ready for bed at three pm.

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Speaker 1: That's right, wash the coffee taste out of your mouth

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Speaker 1: with a delicious lime margarita.

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Speaker 2: And then go to bed for the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man, daytime naps ooh.

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Speaker 3: Daytime when you wake up. Yeah, there's no worst feeling.

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Speaker 3: That always happens in Vegas because you like go at

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Speaker 3: your lair for some party thing and then you drink

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Speaker 3: like the midday and then everybody's like, we got big

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Speaker 3: It takes a nap and then comes back just feeling

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Speaker 3: the grossest you've ever felt in your life.

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Speaker 1: You gotta shower so many times in Vegas, which is

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Speaker 1: I run it because it feels like there's no water there,

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Speaker 1: it's funny that feeding our cat a bean breed is

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Speaker 1: something I never considered. And then I realized when I

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Speaker 1: was reading that DM that I people just tell me

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Speaker 1: constantly things dogs and cats can't eat and can't eat,

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Speaker 1: be like, you know, we all know chocolate's bad for

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Speaker 1: dogs or whatever. But it's just like if you had said,

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Speaker 1: very easy for somebody like beans killed cats. It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: There's so much of that, Like literally, I like, if

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Speaker 3: you look it up, most things are like, don't give

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Speaker 3: this to the dog. Yeah, Like tomatoes are like night shades,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I had an ex girlfriend that throw like an

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Speaker 1: onion ring to her dog and then the dog just

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't do it. It was a crazy situation.

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Speaker 1: I guess I just don't know blueberries. Can cats eat blueberries? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know about well, dogs can eat blueberries, assuming cats can. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they got the same stomachs. That's what science says.

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Speaker 1: I've looked at it. Eat pizza. Thank Okay, what was

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Speaker 1: the story? Something about ceramics.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you'll never know if a cat, if the

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Speaker 3: fish doesn't like the pizza, because you'll never know if

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Speaker 3: it threw up. It's impossible to find that out. That's

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Speaker 3: something science also doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're stupid. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The day you come to me, science, when you've got

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Speaker 3: proof that fish throw up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not running, We're just here to laugh.

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Speaker 2: We're ready.

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Speaker 3: This company turns your loved ones remains into ceramic coffee mugs.

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Speaker 1: Fun.

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Speaker 2: This is sent in by on Instagram. Thank you, BB.

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Speaker 3: And when someone passes away, sometimes you make them into dirt.

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Speaker 3: You can make this beautiful green glass urn out of

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Speaker 1: You should do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, you gotta get high off of Uncle Ricky.

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Speaker 1: Feel like I'm inhaling his like spirituality. Yeah, that's cool,

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Speaker 1: This was a huge mistake. Should have made her into

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Speaker 1: Allard or Allard. Let's let's say Lauren Lauren Alard. Lauren

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Speaker 2: Thank you, miss Lard.

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Speaker 1: Uh Lockness Monster hunter. I thought this job would be easier.

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Speaker 1: This was a BBC dot com written by that swing

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Speaker 1: The Brits are always right. They're the best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Even Steve felt them. We're gonna go. Feltem has dedicated

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Speaker 1: But mister Felton's dedication to the search has saw him

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Speaker 1: said to have encountered a creature in the nests, But

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Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen, scientists reported the creatures behind repeated sightings

438
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Speaker 1: maybe giant eels.

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Speaker 2: Whoa is that know that?

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Speaker 3: I thought that famous photo of lot of Nessy with

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Speaker 3: its head up was a whales dick.

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Speaker 1: That's what you and I have been getting sent a

443
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Speaker 1: lot lady on Bonanz podcast Instagram is whales penises some

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Speaker 1: types of whales, and they're called dorks. I believe a

445
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Speaker 1: whale dork. Some whales like to wave their dork above

446
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Speaker 1: the surface of the water and just you know, give

447
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Speaker 1: a little flirty wave to the sunbathing.

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Speaker 2: Go sure, No, it is literally how they have sex.

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Speaker 3: So the dork comes out and it's literally like flapping

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Speaker 3: in the breeze before it comes over, and they like,

451
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Speaker 3: are the whales are next.

452
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Speaker 2: To each other?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're large animals.

454
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Speaker 2: They diddle each other that way.

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Speaker 1: That's how they do it. And we we we support

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Speaker 1: boinking and we support Pointking.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not shame in the whale. If he wants to

459
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Speaker 3: wiggle his dork, that's fine. You know, consent whale, you know,

460
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Speaker 3: get consent first?

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Speaker 2: Is my only weeks all.

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Speaker 1: Be so lucky exactly, But no evidence of the prehistoric

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Speaker 1: marine reptile exists or a large fish called sturgeons that

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Speaker 1: they were also think a lot of these might be

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Speaker 1: just gigantic sturgeons, catfish, and a wandering greenland shark are

466
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Speaker 1: all behind sightings that were also discounted. So poor guy.

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Speaker 1: I just love the idea. I thought this job would

468
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Speaker 1: be easier. He saw something with it in the first

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Speaker 1: year that was ninety ninety one and hasn't seen anything said.

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Speaker 1: He said is a gray haired he's pretty handsome, older,

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Speaker 1: older man. He's got cameras with them. But here's my

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Speaker 1: question to you, Kurt, I need your help really figuring

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Speaker 1: out the best play here. Okay, should I go to

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Speaker 1: lockness this summer ye dressed as a banana and swim

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Speaker 1: in the lockedness and eat a banana while just as

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Speaker 1: a bana while swimming in lockness?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, like, of course I thought there was

478
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Speaker 3: going to be or than something else.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you should.

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Speaker 2: No, I want you to do that.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I think I have to go swim in the

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Speaker 1: lockness just as a banana, and then eat a banana

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Speaker 1: in the shore. This feels like something that we need

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Speaker 1: to do as a podcast, and I'm happy to go

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 3: I I'm jealous that I cannot join you.

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Speaker 2: I love that idea.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, then let's fly right.

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Speaker 2: You should fly right from Naples, Florida.

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Speaker 1: I should. Maybe I will closer.

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Speaker 2: You're much closer. I mean you're southern, You're farther down.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm actually farther. I don't know how triangles work.

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Speaker 3: Go to Iceland first. This is what I'm so excited

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Speaker 3: for you. We can plan it right now. Go from Naples,

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Speaker 3: rent a car, drive the car cross Iceland. Get to Naples,

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Speaker 3: fly to Iceland. Go to Iceland. Yes, dress as a banana.

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Speaker 3: Go to one waterfall and one geyser. All right, yes,

498
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 3: get the shot, then go locknest. Done and done.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the locknest dressed like a banana. It just

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Speaker 1: it feels like has anybody else ever done it? Probably?

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00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: But I've never seen photos of it. So all right,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do a backward in Lockness.

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Speaker 2: What do you fly into to get to lock Nest?

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00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: I probably Edinburgh. There's are Glasgow, right, It's in Scotland,

505
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 1: so I know. Is it in the north though?

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Speaker 2: Is it in the far North?

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Speaker 1: See? These are all great questions. But now I have

508
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Speaker 1: a plan. So now I can just get out my

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00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 1: computer and start typing how do I get to Lockness?

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Speaker 2: If you do?

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Speaker 1: If you do, I can do this.

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Speaker 3: I want you to go to the hebridese Islands. It

513
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 3: is someplace that I've always wanted to go. I've always

514
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: wanted to surf up there. Oh yeah, and they seem

515
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Speaker 3: strange and weird and magical.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so check them out.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. That seems great. I like all those things.

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Speaker 1: I'll have to go because I assume Locknest is probably

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Speaker 1: very cold at whatever latitude they are, so I'll go racing.

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00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: I'll call it a ing. Okay, that's settled. I have

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00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,959
Speaker 1: a mission. I drove to Cocamo. I drove to Cocamo,

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Speaker 1: Indiana in twenty twenty on a dumb dare this I'm

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Speaker 1: self daring myself. I'm gonna go swim in Locknest as

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Speaker 1: a banana and eat a banana. Do they have bananas

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Speaker 1: in Scotland?

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00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: You have to They're fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine. Maybe I'll fly with a banana. I'll

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Speaker 1: get a really green one.

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Speaker 2: All right, good, here it is Teaz send us into break.

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Speaker 3: Was a lost language really saved thanks to a parrot?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 6: Yes, the answer will surprise your Right after this break, folks,

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Speaker 6: we are back on bananas.

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Speaker 2: Scottie. Do you have any shout outs for me today?

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00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: I got so many I don't know when recording next,

536
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: so I'm going to just go through a bunch of these.

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00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Jerry wants to shout out his Jerry wants to shout

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Speaker 1: out his wife and best friend, Maggie. She got a

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00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: new job as communications director at part Global Parenting Initiative

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00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: in Cape Town, which is in South Africa. She's working

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Speaker 1: at I believe, the University of Cape Town. That's very cool.

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00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: Maggie is a banana who got Jerry hooked on bananas

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Speaker 1: during the Great Choar. Is an all around awesome human

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Speaker 1: being and mother. So Maggie, you're doing great. Gradu Sarah

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00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: Clothes send an incredibly sweet and played email to The

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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com, which we appreciate. Sarah

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00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: started a small business called Flora Flora. Flora Flora Kurt.

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00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: They sell shampoo bars and conditioners, so no plastic bottles

549
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: is the whole idea bars for washing your hair and

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00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: conditioning your hair, which is a great idea. You can

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00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: find them. Yeah, you like this Flora Flora it Kurt's

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00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: gonna get it. They're at Whole Foods in Southern California,

553
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Hawaii, Arizona, and soon to be everywhere else.

554
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: You can just google Flora Flora Shampoo bar and find them.

555
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: And this is a brilliant idea, right. Sarah is a bananimal.

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Speaker 1: We love bananimals trying to help the world. And they

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00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: also donate bars to Southern California, California women shelters. So

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00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: go buy some Flora Flora shampoo and conditioning bars from.

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Speaker 2: Whole food I love that a lot.

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00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: We have another African bananimal. This is two in a week.

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Kopf is giving us a shot out from Namibia

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00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: in Africa, and she says, thanks for making every day

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00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: just a little more bananas. So Elizabeth, thanks for being

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Speaker 1: a bananimal in Africa in Namibia. Never been to Namibia,

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Speaker 1: She says, it's very nice.

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Speaker 2: Is it numb?

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00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: Is it Nibia Namibia?

568
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: Because you want to say Namibia, but it's Mimia Namibia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough.

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Speaker 1: Now we haven't been there, yea, all right, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of tough places. Uh this you too more and

572
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: then we'll get back to the hot, hot hot news.

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Speaker 1: Hannah Hay just wants to shout out her bestest friend, Kevin,

574
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Speaker 1: who bought his first new car ever. Congratulations Kevin. Hannah

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00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: wants to congratulate Kevin on not getting a Handai Santa Fe,

576
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: which she thinks are very stupid looking. And finally, this

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00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: is a good place to end it. Elizabeth Lesser wants

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Speaker 1: to shout out her boyfriend who remains nameless, who started

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Speaker 1: a podcast called Karate Chop Bullying. It is an anti

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00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: it's an anti bullying podcast and you should listen to

581
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: it or Kurt and I will kick your ass. So

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00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: Karate Chop Bullying anti bullying gives great advice and you

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00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: better listen to it or you're in trouble. And that's that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Scott, Thank you got it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks everybody sending you in shout outs.

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Speaker 2: We love it again.

587
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 3: That company's Flora Flora for the Flora Flora, and they're smart.

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00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: They are currently they're expanding. But yeah, Sarah, we'll that

589
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: being very cool. I'll go check out the one and

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Speaker 1: silver Lake and see if they're there and take a pick.

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Speaker 3: That is something that I would be served. That is

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Speaker 3: an ad I would be served on Instagram. Actually, and

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Speaker 3: the fact that I have not been served it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's brand new. I think this just long

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Speaker 1: within the last couple.

596
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: Because I got, I got, I got, I got duped

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Speaker 3: into the into the goddamn pill toothpaste stuff.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: It's an Instagram, man, It's like a again, try and

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00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: get rid of plastics. So it's a glass bottle of

601
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 3: pills they just chew up and then brush your teeth with.

602
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: And it is to say that it does not feel

603
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 3: clean afterwards would be would be an understatement.

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Speaker 1: Teeth are tough.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully, maybe it's just the bad one that I used. Okay,

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Speaker 3: here we are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm ready. I love this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Was a lost language really saved thanks to a parrot.

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Speaker 3: This is from i fl Science thea. I just found

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Speaker 3: it on them just looking at I fl science, because

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Speaker 3: that's what I do.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: This is written by doctor Russell Mule, So he's a doctor.

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Speaker 3: Guys as a doctor in the bird and that's where

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Speaker 3: I think all of his skepticism comes. I would just

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Speaker 3: say a parrot discovered a loss, like me too, I

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00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 3: would go for it. But that's the difference between bananas

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Speaker 3: and a doctor.

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Speaker 1: That's correct.

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Speaker 3: At the start of the nineteenth century, the German geographer

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Speaker 3: and naturalist Alexander von Humboldt stumbled on a curious language

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Speaker 3: while exploring the Amazon Basin. Not only had he never

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Speaker 3: heard this strange language before, but the words were coming

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00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 3: from an unlikely source, a parrot. According to Humboldt, the

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Speaker 3: parrot was the last living creature to speak an otherwise

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Speaker 3: dead tribal language. The story has since gone down in

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Speaker 3: legend as an example of the fragility of language, while

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00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: others have dismissed it as little more than a flight

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Speaker 3: of fancy.

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Speaker 2: So what do we know?

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Speaker 3: So here's the details, here's the facts. June seventeen ninety nine, Humboldt,

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Speaker 3: the quintessential researcher explorer, set out from La Karuna in

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Speaker 3: northern Spain for an exploration in north and South America.

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Speaker 3: His journey took him five years, in which time he

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Speaker 3: traveled through Cuba, Colombia, Ecuador, then on to Peru and Mexico,

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Speaker 3: among other places, before making his way to the United

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Speaker 3: States and onwards back to Europe. That's amazing. Again, colonialism

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00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: not good. This is like maybe a scientist, so maybe

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Speaker 3: he's doing less harm than the worst of them.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Throughout his trip, Humboldt gathered huge amounts of ecological and

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00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: zoological data related to the flora and fauna, and even

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Speaker 3: the local highmens he encountered. He also kept lengthy notes

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Speaker 3: on the human culture he witnessed and detailed everything from

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Speaker 3: local politics to different traditions. His ability to speak Spanish

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Speaker 3: is a great benefit, according to popular story. Here we

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Speaker 3: are with the story. Yes, while exploring that was a

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Speaker 3: long's time. It takes a long long preamble the Orinoco

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Speaker 3: River in modern day Venezuela, a Humboldt stayed with a

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Speaker 3: local tribe near the village of may Purez.

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Speaker 1: It was here that the explorer.

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Speaker 3: Apparently met a parrot that spoke something different to all

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Speaker 3: the others surrounding it. Inquiring what the locals Humboldt was

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Speaker 3: told that the bird had once belonged to an enemy

655
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Speaker 3: tribe who had been forced from the area, where they

656
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 3: eventually died out on a small islet some distance away.

657
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 3: The parrot, it seemed, was the last survivor to speak

658
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: this strange language, amazing even the diligent Reece. Ever, the

659
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Speaker 3: diligent researcher Humboldt apparently bought the parrot brought it back

660
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: to Europe with him, where he proceeded to record the

661
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: facentic phonetic sounds of the bird's speech. In doing so,

662
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 3: he preserved the last utterances of an extinct language and culture.

663
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 3: Humboldt was able to record over forty words spoken by

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Speaker 3: the parrot which he recorded. This material has been an

665
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: inspiration for generations of linguist blah blah blah blahlah and

666
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: here this is awesome. In nineteen ninety seven, an artist

667
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: even taught the words to a modern parrots to modern

668
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 3: parrots and toured with the recordings so a new generation

669
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Speaker 3: could hear this lost language. That is such a cool idea.

670
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Speaker 1: Oh, then to you that that's so amazing, But is.

671
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: The story true? Although there are many who celebrate this tale,

672
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: baby in articulation. There are others who have dismissed it

673
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: as probably fanciful. However, Humboldt did offer some evidence to

674
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 3: support his story in a book published soon after his

675
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 3: return to Europe, where Humboldt explained how he stayed with

676
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Speaker 3: the Guahibo people in a village beside a waterfall on

677
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: the Orinoco River. In this explanation, he describes and encountering

678
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 3: the parrot and how it spoke the language of a Torres,

679
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 3: the warlike tribe who had disappeared, and then essentially he wrote,

680
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 3: and then he directly quotes from the book that he says,

681
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 3: it's all true. And then at the end the conclusion

682
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: is the truth behind this compelling tale may always remain uncertain,

683
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 3: but at least this does provide some specificity for the

684
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 3: supposed language the parrot was meant to recall. If it

685
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 3: is true, then is a unique example how a chance

686
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 3: count or with a clever bird saved a language.

687
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: But that means it is true, because that's how that's

688
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 1: how things happen. If somebody says something's true and they

689
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: record it, and hundreds of years go by and we're

690
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: still talking about it, and it seems possible, then it

691
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: is true. That's what ends up happening. That's exactly what

692
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: that's history.

693
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 3: And then because yeah, yeah, I think it's absolutely fantasy.

694
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 2: Didn't I ever tell you?

695
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 3: So I've already told you about the African gray parrot

696
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 3: that my grandmother had, right.

697
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Speaker 1: I think you did.

698
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: Oh man, what was his name?

699
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: Oh?

700
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: I can't remember his name? Now that's too bad. Because

701
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 3: she also had a monkey that she wanted to name.

702
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 3: It was a different time. Definitely should not have had

703
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 3: a monkey. Also, she had a monkey in Florida, where

704
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 3: the laws in Florida are like do whatever the fuck

705
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 3: you want, you want anything, you want to have an

706
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: alligator and your purse, like have one.

707
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: Uh.

708
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 3: And she wanted to name it Bimbo, but my mom

709
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 3: wouldn't later call the monkey Bimbo, so she named it

710
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: Bimbi Bimby a monkey. Oh and Pip, it was Pip,

711
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 3: that was the parent, Pip from all.

712
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: Name for a parrot. Absolutely great name.

713
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 2: She was a answer. So she was into musicals. So

714
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: Oliver the musical.

715
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: That's crazy that Oliver is a musical that seems like

716
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 3: a dark, dark book to make into a musical.

717
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it was dark times. That's the thing.

718
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: I mean, there's yes, there's so many things like that.

719
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: Like the first music I ever saw was Lame Is

720
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: in DC and was on this rotating stage, so like,

721
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 1: you know, the actress could like as they were doing

722
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: set changes, they would walk in place in the spotlight

723
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: like Jean Valjean singing. But you then they get to

724
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: this amazing set that's just like stacked tables and chairs

725
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: and barrels and all this thing, you know, like the

726
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: French Revolution or whatever. And even as a little kid,

727
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, that must have sucked. And there's like, yeah,

728
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: there's cutting everybody's heads off. So it's so bad that

729
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: you just have to like revolt. And I'm like, it's

730
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: so funny that people are now like singing so like

731
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: big these big theatrical music musical people are just like

732
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: belting out and it's their passion. But it's about such

733
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: a tragic thing. Yeah, that's what stories are. It helps

734
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Speaker 1: deal with stuff.

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Speaker 2: It does. That's why my mom is gonna be a bottle.

736
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I'm curious how many things you can make

737
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: out of those ashes.

738
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 3: I think it's really anything you can make with ceramics.

739
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously the company has to offer it, and

740
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 3: I think they offer like plates. They offer plates and mugs,

741
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 3: but I feel like they eat the food where didn't

742
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 3: didn't sell very well, as obvious evidenced by that guy's

743
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 3: company's out of business. So now most of the stuff

744
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 3: is decorative. It's jewelry or like earns.

745
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: That seems pretty fun to me. I like it. Scotti,

746
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: give me another one. Speaking of that, this is from

747
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 1: Olivia Decatur. Thank you. Olivia Decatur always sends very good stories. Weirdly,

748
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: this is in Yahoo Sports, of course it is. I

749
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: mean you're checking y'ahoo's sports four or five times a day.

750
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: You're refreshing it all the time.

751
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 3: I wake up going Yahoo Sports.

752
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta put the sports on there. This was

753
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 1: written by Gigifong, who is the best in the biz

754
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: at what she does or he does, or they do,

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Speaker 1: typing about this G period, G period, it's g I

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Speaker 1: g I.

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00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 3: Geek it something he.

758
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: One One in eight men have brought a condom to

759
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: a funeral, just in case.

760
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 3: One in This is the craziest study ever done. This

761
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: is a fantastic episode.

762
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're having fun. We're all over the place. It's

763
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: strange news, it's weird news, it's stuff we find interesting.

764
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: So that's twelve percent of men that go to a

765
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: funeral have taken a condom in their pocket. I hope,

766
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: not wearing one, I really hope, or just stuck.

767
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 2: To their forehead. Just letting everybody know, right, I'm ready.

768
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Speaker 1: I am very ready for this. Leading condom brand Trojan

769
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: condoms sex and condom trends in a new study. According

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Speaker 1: to its study, which aims to dig deep into the

771
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 1: mindsets and behaviors of adults eighteen to thirty five when

772
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: it comes to intimate connections, which honestly good for them, Trojan,

773
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: you got to see what gen Z is up to.

774
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: We don't know.

775
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: We don't know. I think I'm not going to ask them.

776
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: I know I'm terrified of them.

777
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 2: I think I love them too.

778
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: I like gen Z.

779
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: It's nice. It's nice to have because we.

780
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 3: Have a full Oh you're a millennial, but I have

781
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: a full generation in between.

782
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: So my love for gen Z is like a grandfather.

783
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: They're probably more like you than les me.

784
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 3: I'm at the tail end, yes, I'm at the last,

785
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 3: like right at the tail end of gen X, and

786
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 3: they're at the beginning of gen Z and I love them.

787
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like them too, and people always like want

788
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: to dunk on them and like they're lazy and stuff.

789
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: But everything I see they seem pretty cool. And somebody

790
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 1: was recently explaining, and I don't know if this is true,

791
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: but this is so funny because this is one takeaway

792
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: I know about gen Z that gen Z less, Uh,

793
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: they care less about like their tops, like their your

794
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: shirts or whatever they were on top, and they're more

795
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: expressed themselves with different types of pants, so like they

796
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: just don't all wear the same like skinny jeans or

797
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: like whatever. That's just like here's a bunch of different pants,

798
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,959
Speaker 1: and then like what you wear on top doesn't really matter.

799
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: And then you kind of think of sort of the

800
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: Billie Eilishes of the world, and you're like, yeah, she

801
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: just kind of does wear like a hoodie and then

802
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: some funky pants. So anyways, we love those gen zs.

803
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Millennials were the worst. When I was in college. Every

804
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: guy would wear like a button down shirt not me,

805
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: with like vertical stripes on it some kind of that.

806
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 3: And like, god, Millennials really like a like a like

807
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 3: a tight a tight patterned short sleeve button up.

808
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a nightmare.

809
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: A bunch of Dan Flashes.

810
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah really Dan Flashes is definitely because tim Is

811
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: went to high school and college around the same time.

812
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: Did you hear that?

813
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: Like the like, wherever where's the White Sox stadium? White

814
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: Sox is Chicago, but what stadium is it? I don't

815
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: know what they play in anymore.

816
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not going to make there field because that's

817
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 2: the Cubs.

818
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 3: Anyway, wherever the White Sox play, the White Sox had

819
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: a Dan Flash's night that was like credible, twenty dollars

820
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 3: tickets if you wear a Dan Flasher's shirt, a complicated

821
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 3: batter shirt.

822
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: But that's what that's what sports needs to do. Pop

823
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: ball is really trying. You went and they have a

824
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm a pitching clock now, so it's faster. It's faster.

825
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

826
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 3: Scotty and I are going to go see soccer, Yes

827
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 3: we are. You have to tell us what what are

828
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 3: the good seats?

829
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: See? This is why I didn't know what Chicago White

830
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: Sox Stadium was called. And this is what sucks about

831
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: modern sports. What it's called this can't be right it

832
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: is it's called guaranteed rate field. So it's a corporate company.

833
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: That's why you don't know. I mean not that Wrily

834
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: wasn't wriggly Gum. But like Dodger Stadium is Dodger Stadium?

835
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: Yes not, Yeah, it's so much better. Oriel Park at

836
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: Camden Yards. It sucks so much when it's guaranteed rate field.

837
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: I mean guaranteed rate had to pay so so much

838
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 3: more than the one word company. Because I would always

839
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: be like, I don't care what the one word is,

840
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 3: just go with it.

841
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: What is it? Juice?

842
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 2: Give it to Juice stadium? When is also?

843
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: When?

844
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 3: Why doesn't like apples like the apple industry or the

845
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 3: milk industry get together and buy a stadium.

846
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: I would love to go to Milk.

847
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: Stadium or go to US Apples Apples Auditorium, Big.

848
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 1: Big Milk, Big Apples. Cause you're going to the Big Apple,

849
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: You're going to Big Milk. You're going to the utter,

850
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: You're going to the utter bucket.

851
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: Boom.

852
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: Look we're gonna go watch those La rams playing in

853
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: the utter bucket. Have you ever milked a cow?

854
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: I have milk to goat.

855
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: That's the same.

856
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.

857
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: I was a kid's er teets. Yeah, I did it

858
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: on a couple of field trips. It's very fun, and

859
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: it's that thing you're like, this will be fun, and

860
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: then you see how much you've gotten out with like

861
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: five polls, and you're like, so you fill a bucket. No,

862
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, here we go. Leading condom brand Trojan

863
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: reveals sex and condom trends. They wanted to dig deep

864
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: into mindsets and behaviors of adults eighteen to thirty five

865
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: when it comes to intimate connections. You know, the first

866
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: time I bought condoms, I bought gum, a single rose,

867
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Speaker 1: and a box of condoms. I think I might have

868
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: told that before. I was at the Giant supermarket and

869
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: the older, nice, sweet female cashier looks at it, looks

870
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: at me, and I was probably I don't know, I

871
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: forget how old I was. I was pretty young. I

872
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: was a teen and she goes, good luck, honey. I

873
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: mean that is so sweet. She was just like gum,

874
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: a single rose, what a romantic gesture, and a boxer

875
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: Trojan condoms. I'm sure they were Trojans. When asked about

876
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: who should have I have a condom, seventy seven percent

877
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: of respondents believed it was an equal responsibility. That's interesting

878
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: because I would say men should carry condoms, not that

879
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: women shouldn't. But if you asked me this question, I

880
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: would say men should be a little bit moral men

881
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: women have to deal with everything else.

882
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 2: Buy some condoms hands down.

883
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: Okay, good, I'm glad you agree.

884
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: But women have to have female condoms.

885
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: Yes, they do.

886
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 2: Not more erotic than that a female condom? Do they

887
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 2: even make them any?

888
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: I remember in the nineties I got one and my

889
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 3: girlfriend and I were like, all right, let's try and

890
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 3: and I was just like, I don't know what this is?

891
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: This a Is this a poncho?

892
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think they used to have like an elastic

893
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: strap on some of the really old school ones around

894
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: your waist. I don't know, but we will hear from it.

895
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: I bet they do. I bet they do still make them,

896
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: and I bet they sell like four a year. I

897
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: bet there's like a warehouse in Milwaukee that's just like,

898
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: we can't get people to try these things. However, it

899
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: appears sex and Condom cultured is more layered than most assumed. Apparently,

900
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: close to one in eight men thirty five and under

901
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: admitted to bringing protection to a funeral just in case

902
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: twelve point five percent of the study results revealed well.

903
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: In a more positive note, however, sixty five percent of

904
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: adults are bringing condoms on first dates just in case two,

905
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: but also both are fine. I think it's fine to

906
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: bring a condom to a funeral. Is it weird? Not really,

907
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: It's all about your relationship. Also, I've been invited to

908
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: funerals that weren't even people I knew very well. I

909
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: got invited that one where they drank bush lights and

910
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: threw the cans in the grave. Things happen at funerals. Yeah,

911
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: the person who's dead doesn't mind.

912
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 3: They do not care. They probably would love it if

913
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 3: people were boning at their funeral. I know I would

914
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: love it if people boned.

915
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 2: At my funeral.

916
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: Absolutely tell you that. I love it for everybody's feeling

917
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: a lot of emotions. Exactly if somebody wants. If two

918
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: people that meet at a funeral decide that what gets

919
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: them through the night is wearing a condom and having

920
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: sexual intercourse, that's a beautiful thing, fantastic. Chrojan study points

921
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: out an evolution of condom culture, and it's one that

922
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: prioritizes safety regardless of gender. Roles and respectable politics. So

923
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: that seems nice anyways. Yeah, one in eight that I mean,

924
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: I've never done it, but it seems like totally fine,

925
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 1: and honestly maybe a little low. Only one in eight.

926
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: You'd think like one in three. I would guess people

927
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 1: are pretty.

928
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 2: Thirsty these days, exactly like people.

929
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: That is such a common human thing tragedy, Like during

930
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 3: a tragedy, people end up having sex. I mean, like

931
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 3: if you're if you're listening to this and you were born,

932
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 3: you know in June of two thousand and two, your

933
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: parents boned on nine to eleven.

934
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: That's what happened. That's what happened.

935
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: Some people did. There's no denying it. Down.

936
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: There was a lot of nine eleven babies. And so

937
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 2: if you're sacking comfort, we love you nine eleven babies.

938
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: We we love you.

939
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 3: Hate invasive species, we love nine eleven babies.

940
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: Yep. When we like people that responsibly wear condoms. When

941
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: I was shooting up on the north shore of Hawaii,

942
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: the line producer, we flew about half our crew in

943
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: from Los Angeles and then the rest we have to

944
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: hire locals. There's a tax incentive the more locals you hire. Yeah,

945
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: so I was still finishing scripts. I was calling some

946
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: of the actors that were flying in, you know, and

947
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: comics that were coming in for the rest of the week.

948
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: And so the line producer, who had shot a lot

949
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: of stuff and why it was like, you know, what

950
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: might be nice, we should just do like an opening,

951
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: like not alu al, but just sort of an opening. Hey,

952
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: here's food and beers and drinks, and like we'll just party.

953
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: And he goes, I know this great place near this

954
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: beach that's off campus, off where we're all staying. So

955
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: I finished writing and I go out there and there's

956
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: like sixty crew members already.

957
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 2: Out there, and most of them are Hawaiian.

958
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say of that crew, probably twenty were Hawaiian.

959
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: So was cool because like the people that were like

960
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: the first camera team, they were eating the second camera team,

961
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 1: who are all the locals and discussing stuff and getting

962
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: to know It was a good little welcome mixer. So

963
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: I started introducing myself, welcoming everybody that would be working

964
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: for me for the next two and a half weeks.

965
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: But right when I get there, there's already like this

966
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: debate happening. So everybody's been drinking for maybe like an

967
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: hour or two hours out on the woods that go

968
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: directly onto this beach. It's beautiful, and what they are

969
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: debating is whether they use lube when they masturbate or not.

970
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: And they're actually lining up on different sides of like

971
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: a small fire, where on one side they're calling themselves

972
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: the dry guys, and on the other side it's the

973
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: guys that use lube or cream or whatever who are

974
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: calling them themselves the cream team. And when I get there,

975
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: there's there's about twenty five guys on the dry guy side,

976
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: which was shocking to me when they're explained what's going on,

977
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: and then there's only like five guys on the cream

978
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: team and they're like, Scotty, where are you gonna be?

979
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's happening? And again I'm like the boss,

980
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: I was a producer on this. I'm like, here we go.

981
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 2: This is a tough this is a tough situation for you.

982
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you And also you play their game and

983
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 3: be But then it's just like that weird thing of

984
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 3: like you're just talking about how you jerk off or

985
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: do you just say like.

986
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: That's it for me? Guys, Yeah, I've had a good

987
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: guy swimming in the old shit.

988
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: I like, I want to know what happens.

989
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: So I go over to cream Team and every they

990
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: everybody's drunk and stoned, and they are literally chanting dry guys,

991
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: Dry guys, Cream Team, Cream Team. But you know, we're

992
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: out numbered, like I said, probably twenty five thirty two,

993
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: five or so or seven. And we're like laughing, we

994
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 1: can't believe it. Everybody's laughing at how stupid everybody's being.

995
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: Sun is setting and this golf cart security rolls up.

996
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: The security guards are wearing awaie and shirts, which is

997
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: also very funny because you're just like this seems like

998
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: you're not as serious as normal security guard. That's fine,

999
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: but they're like, what are you guys doing here? And

1000
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: the guy who threw everything together goes over and he's like, hey,

1001
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: we're staying there and we're just this a little welcome party,

1002
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: and they're like this is like a sacred place. We

1003
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: do like ceremonies.

1004
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 2: Here, oh no.

1005
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,479
Speaker 1: And they when they came up, we're yelling dry guys

1006
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: or cream tea, oh no. And so I'm instantly oh shit,

1007
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: you know, feeling terrible, but also being like, well, we're

1008
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 1: about to be cursed, like this is we are about

1009
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: to be in deep, deep shit. So they were like, no,

1010
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: like we do like burials and ceremonies, and this is

1011
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: like a special spiritual place, and so everybody like apologizes.

1012
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 1: We go back to just the resort where very beautiful.

1013
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: We should have been there the whole time, and we

1014
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: like had a meeting of the mind and we actually

1015
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: hired a like are the equivalent of like a Hawaiian priest.

1016
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 2: Which a kahuna. Yeah, it's called a kahuna.

1017
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's when you know when people say

1018
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: big huna, it's like a Hawaiian priest. And so we

1019
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: explained who we were, and without telling them about why

1020
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: we were chanting over fire of this sacred ground, this

1021
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: horrible stuff. We were like, I think we got off

1022
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: to a bad start, and he's like, I understand. So

1023
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: the next morning he makes us get everybody that was

1024
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: there and the entire production and we all hold hands

1025
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: in this giant circle of like eighty people, and this

1026
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: kahuna stands in the middle and he blesses us, he

1027
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: forgives us, he blesses the entire production and tells us

1028
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: all that we're gonna have like a. Really, we're gonna

1029
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: harness Armana and we're gonna have this incredible time on

1030
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: this space and the island. To take care of us

1031
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: and to clarify our intentions, a couple of us had

1032
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: to like speak to this man, and so basically we

1033
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: felt like, let's let's just wipe the slate clean. And

1034
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: we were so embarrassed we just couldn't tell this man.

1035
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: But I think he figured that we had done. I

1036
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: think he thought everybody was on drugs, and I think

1037
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: he's's forgiving us for that. But we didn't get into

1038
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: the real details of the yeah. Yeah, but still I'm like,

1039
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: I wonder if we're going to be cursed for this thing.

1040
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: May thanks us, we say the blessings, he blesses me,

1041
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: he blesses some of the other people, and then I'm

1042
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: feeling way better. And then he goes over to our DP,

1043
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: our director of photography, the person who decides how something

1044
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: looks on TV and film, whose name is Grant. He's

1045
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: the best dude. And Grant's wife is like eight and

1046
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: a half months pregnant with their second or third child,

1047
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 1: and the Kahuna is like and how far along is she?

1048
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: And he's like yeah, She's like do any day And

1049
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: he's like, it's going to be a boy. And he

1050
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: puts a lay on him, one of those nut lays

1051
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: that are called kakui. I think kakui lays, not the

1052
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: flower ones, like the little brill nuts. And he's like,

1053
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: it's going to be a boy. And Grant's like, we

1054
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: found out the sex. It's going to be a girl.

1055
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: And he's like it's going to be a boy. And

1056
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: then like blesses Grant, blesses his wife, blesses the family.

1057
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 1: Two days later, Grant gets the call to fly back,

1058
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: flies back to La. He's there when his wife gives

1059
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: birth to their child. It's a boy, yeah, and he

1060
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: calls us and Kyle the director and stuff was like

1061
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: it's a boy. Like that that Caahuna knew and then

1062
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: I felt really absolved. Then I was like okay, and

1063
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 1: on like two or three things went terribly wrong during

1064
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 1: the set, but it was like the stupidest like sacrilege

1065
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I've ever been a part of it. Totally humiliated, but

1066
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,879
Speaker 1: I do feel like this Kahuna was like I could

1067
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: tell you're troubled. I'm going to make sure everybody's comfortable.

1068
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 2: It's awesome.

1069
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: The island isn't going to kill you. And yes, Grant,

1070
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: you're having a boy and he did. It was very fascinating.

1071
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 2: Oh man, I love that.

1072
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 3: And also that was so so smart to do that.

1073
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 3: You know, it's like that is that's just a classy

1074
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 3: way to do it. It's a respectful way to do it.

1075
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: We don't know. Also, the Hawaiians that were on our

1076
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: crew with us just you know, we were just grilling

1077
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: and eating snacks and drinking beerd and smoke a pot

1078
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: and having fun and it just happened that it went

1079
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: to a perverse child displace, but we didn't know. Yeah, anyways,

1080
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: we handled it as quickly as possible.

1081
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: That is great.

1082
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Speaker 1: It was funny. Dry guys, Dry guys. Cream Team, Cream Team.

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Speaker 3: I will tell you, I will tell you this and

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00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 3: then we will be gone. San Francisco International Airport welcomes

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Speaker 3: Duke Ellington Morris the Cat to its Therapy Animal Team.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice.

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Speaker 3: And guys, all you need to know is that everything

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00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 3: in there is in the In the title, he has

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00:55:55,320 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 3: a little hat on and he is wearing a vest.

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00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 3: He's got a but not like a safety vest, like

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00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 3: a little blue embroidered vest that matches his fantastic hat

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Speaker 3: and I'll post We'll post it on our Instagram obviously.

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00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 3: But welcome to Duke Ellington Morris, the first cat on

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00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 3: the Therapy Animal Team San Francisco, does it different. They

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00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: find that at Dulla's International Airport, No I flew into

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00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 3: Dallas and it is it's as if the architect was like,

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00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: I had a nightmare, and I'm going to make that

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Speaker 3: nightmare reality. It is the worst airport in America, and

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Speaker 3: that I go to all the.

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Speaker 2: Airports you've been to. Everyone Dulles has a thing.

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00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: Where you get on like a living room sized bus.

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Speaker 3: In order to go to any of the gates, you

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00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 3: have to get on a living room sized bus where

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00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 3: everyone is crammed touching you, and then it takes ten

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Speaker 3: full minutes for the doors to close.

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Speaker 2: It is good insane anyway.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, after gum, yeah, good job, and don't feed that

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Speaker 1: nice little cat of bean burrito without asking bananimals. You're

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00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: better than that. We know they love them and we

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Speaker 1: love you. Manana Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern