WEBVTT - #269: Take Off Your Pants & Jacket

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up, dot up. They making

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<v Speaker 1>noise dot up, start up, dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Up up, dot us dot up, Episode two sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello, Hello, I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling good for sixty nine. Don't you what about

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<v Speaker 2>two sixty nine? You need two for sixty nine? Don't

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<v Speaker 2>you you need two for sixty nine? I love it,

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect episode, but not between us. It's like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's the old bingo joke, oh sixty nine,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone's supposed to make some kind of a noise

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, oh, it's like an orgasm, like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>sixty nine? Oh is that what the ohs? In the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>you knew that, Thanks for you knew that already. While

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<v Speaker 2>somebod was speaking of explaining things, Uh, Scary, UH did

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<v Speaker 2>something for my daughter, Uh said something up and she's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get a call from this company for delivery. And

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<v Speaker 2>so he says to me, you might want to tell

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<v Speaker 2>your daughter to answer the phone. You know, kids these

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<v Speaker 2>days don't answer phones. It's true, unknown numbers. I love

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<v Speaker 2>that Scary is telling me that what the kids these

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<v Speaker 2>days do when I have three kids who do that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he has none. I was just reminding you because

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<v Speaker 2>how many kids do you call and they don't answer

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<v Speaker 2>your phone call? Scary well none. But I'm saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>but but if you really, if you think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>let's pull it back for a second. That's a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, a lot of people will miss calls, important

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<v Speaker 2>calls from things or deliveries or things they're expecting. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>so this company's gonna, you know, make that phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>I can already see what's gonna happen. She's gonna look

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<v Speaker 2>at her phone, She's like, unknown number. I'm not answering

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<v Speaker 2>that shit. And then she's gonna miss it, and she's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna miss her delivery window, and then all hell will

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<v Speaker 2>break loose, and then you're gonna be on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>with the company trying to get free dessert. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>already know that that's how it goes. So I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>tell your daughter, stop being like so afraid of the unknown.

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<v Speaker 2>Answer the phone, answer it, and what you used to saying,

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<v Speaker 2>what I don't need you to tell me about the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>These days, I actually have the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>These days.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it the phone. She knows I'm frustrated by

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that people are you know, shortly, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'll say this a lot of times. People

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<v Speaker 2>will uh talk to the radio station, right. They will

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<v Speaker 2>be like, hey, call me back, I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>get this comment on the air. I want to do this,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do that. And then we call from

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<v Speaker 2>an unknown number and then they don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and they're like, well, I missed your call.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember that ship it goes it goes on all

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<v Speaker 2>the time because no one under on Facebook. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, call me, call me later, call

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<v Speaker 2>me now, and you know, I'll call them back. And

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<v Speaker 2>they go, oh, I didn't answer the phone and reckon

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<v Speaker 2>as a number. You just told me to call you. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know it was you. Well you knew it

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<v Speaker 2>was me because you knew that you were expecting a

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<v Speaker 2>phone call. Process of elimination, right, And what's the harm

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<v Speaker 2>answer the phone. You're kind of sure it might be me.

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<v Speaker 2>You told me to call you, you gave me your number, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're like, oh, I didn't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no no number, no number you just told me

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<v Speaker 2>to call, And I have to tell them the number

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling. From or say, I'm that's me calling now right.

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<v Speaker 2>People are weird. Yeah, just answer to the phone. Who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can answer in the phone. People are

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<v Speaker 2>afraid of it. Yeah. I got a story happened to

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<v Speaker 2>me about an hour ago. I get a phone call

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<v Speaker 2>and they said hello. I said hello. They said, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is blah blah blah storage self storage. Yeah. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>so we're just calling to let you know that you

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<v Speaker 2>are more than ninety days past due, and if we

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<v Speaker 2>don't receive payment within another thirty days, we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>take ownership of your the belongings and your storage unit

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna auction them off for something that old gag. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it was legit. I have like a caller idea on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone proof Verizon and so it shows me who's calling.

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<v Speaker 2>That could be a spoof, you know, they spoof numbers

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<v Speaker 2>all the time and write different company names. Then then

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<v Speaker 2>you get that on your caller ID display. That's how

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<v Speaker 2>we used to do phone taps. Yes, I yep, yes

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<v Speaker 2>I know. But the woman didn't sound like a scammer,

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<v Speaker 2>sound like a woman in her sixties. That sounded legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that women don't scam in their sixties, but it

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<v Speaker 2>sounded like a legitimate call, so I said, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you talking about sir? We've called you three times

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, to remind you to make payment, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know your past two We're going to confiscate the

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<v Speaker 2>contents of your storage unit. And I said, well that's great,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't have a storage unit, sir. You do

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<v Speaker 2>have a storage unit, you have a ten by twenty

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<v Speaker 2>unit with us, And I said, nope, not doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>not paying it. I don't know who you are, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>We've called you before. This is the fourth call according

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<v Speaker 2>to our records. If you if you're claiming you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a storage unit with us, then we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>take ownership of your of your the contents. And I

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<v Speaker 2>said who do you think you're calling and she said

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<v Speaker 2>Erica whatever the last name was. And I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't Eric, sir. We call this number before we

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<v Speaker 2>know that it's Eric. Blah blah blah. And I said, okay, again,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you calling, but go ahead and

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<v Speaker 2>take all my stuff, go ahead and sell it if

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<v Speaker 2>you want, but I'm not Eric. All right, sir, We'll

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<v Speaker 2>be in touch. So she didn't even believe me that

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't me, because allegedly she's called this number before

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<v Speaker 2>and spoken to Eric and Eric's not paying. Well, that's

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<v Speaker 2>why Eric's not paying, because they're not calling Eric, they're

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<v Speaker 2>calling me. She would not believe me. I said, my

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<v Speaker 2>name's David. You don't recognize my voice from the radio. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of you know, scams and phone calls like that

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<v Speaker 2>and taking over. Do you see what's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas with MGM and Caesar's the big casinos? Holy shit,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of young hackers. They're saying they may be Russian.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called scattered Spider. They are bringing MGM to its

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<v Speaker 2>knees the entire all. Think of all the casinos and

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<v Speaker 2>hotels that MGM owns, including the Borgada in the Atlantic City,

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<v Speaker 2>but like all like the Aria, the Vedera, the Park,

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<v Speaker 2>MGM or all the ones, A lot of hotels, people,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of hotels. Yeah, okay, they they took over

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<v Speaker 2>and they shut down the fucking like almost like the

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<v Speaker 2>electricity or whatever. When I say electricity, their their systems

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<v Speaker 2>so no one could get into their rooms because it's

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<v Speaker 2>all who's shut down? Why be specific? The hackers hacked

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<v Speaker 2>into their system. Hackers literally shut down MGM, like all

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<v Speaker 2>the slot machines are out on all in all their casinos.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't hack them to me. You can't check in

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<v Speaker 2>or out online or take credit card information. All the

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<v Speaker 2>doors are you know, how you wave the key at

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<v Speaker 2>the door or that system is fucked. They there now

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<v Speaker 2>have to check people in and out and have to

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<v Speaker 2>stand on a line to get in and out of

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<v Speaker 2>these casinos with paperwork, old school, and give physical keys

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<v Speaker 2>to these doors. This is going on. They're gonna lose

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<v Speaker 2>billions of dollars because of this, all because these hackers

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<v Speaker 2>want ransom and they want a crazy amount of money

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<v Speaker 2>and MGM said, I ain't We're not paying you. Google it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's out there right now. And there's another article that

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<v Speaker 2>says that it only took ten minutes for this group

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<v Speaker 2>to just take over the fucking casinos systems. To shut

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<v Speaker 2>it down. They basically called the help desk. They looked

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<v Speaker 2>up on LinkedIn an employee of MGM whatever or some

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<v Speaker 2>unsuspecting victim. They somehow called in as the employee the

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<v Speaker 2>help desk, who I forgot my pass code or some bullshit,

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<v Speaker 2>and they gave them carte blanche. The help desk gave

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<v Speaker 2>them car blunch into the MGM system. Took them ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>so they got all this malware that's running. That's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a huge cyber outage. So this is like Ocean's fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's insane that this is happening. And you know

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't like this is just the beginning of it.

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<v Speaker 2>There is. Are you saying you're not there to see it? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>funny you should say that, brody, because where am I

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<v Speaker 2>going next week? I know that's what I'm saying. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to Vegas next week? Or am I at the MGM?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Or am I? I mean they're gonna have They said

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<v Speaker 2>this could be into the scene to the iHeartRadio Music Fast.

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<v Speaker 2>I am Oh, so is it the Is it at

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<v Speaker 2>the MGM? Yes? Oh? And all their property is going

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<v Speaker 2>well imagine they shut it down next week. During the show,

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<v Speaker 2>they're saying that as of right now, things are really

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy over there. Because I'm just looking through the Bellagio,

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<v Speaker 2>Mandalay Bay, Cosmo politics, I mean these are MGM has

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<v Speaker 2>a huge portfolio. It's pretty much the fountain still working

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<v Speaker 2>at the Bollaggio. I would imagine they're not half a

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas is fucked right now. Well it's legal there, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>that was a prostitution joke. You missed it. So, but

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<v Speaker 2>they're making things terrible for travelers people trying to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>get basic services from these All the restaurants are closed.

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<v Speaker 2>From what I understand, Well, you can't pay blackmail. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering what the price of the hackers. What the

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<v Speaker 2>heck I'm trying to look for that right now at

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<v Speaker 2>this point. If I wanted, like, let's say they wanted

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred million, right at this point, ask for ten million,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure MGM would pay ten million. Here's a tweet

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<v Speaker 2>all Alpha VI whatever ransomware group you know the hackers

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<v Speaker 2>did to compromise MGM Resorts was hop on LinkedIn, find

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<v Speaker 2>it employed, then call the help desk. A company valued

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<v Speaker 2>at thirty three billion, nine hundred million dollars was defeated

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<v Speaker 2>by a ten minute phone conversation. That's all I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>What did they have to do with LinkedIn? Why couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>they just call the help desk because they had to

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<v Speaker 2>get the name of they had to pretend they were

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<v Speaker 2>an employee of MGM. Oh I claim that, yes, they

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<v Speaker 2>were imitating an employee. It's brilliant. So it's like, it's crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how it started. And this has been going

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<v Speaker 2>on Brody for like four or five days, and no

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<v Speaker 2>one's talking about it in the news. I'm like, where's

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<v Speaker 2>where's the stories with the headlines? Because he didn't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about on the morning show. We mentioned it, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see any coverage anywhere. It's crazy to me though,

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<v Speaker 2>that this could be happening, and that this is the

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<v Speaker 2>these are the attacks of the future. And these kids

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<v Speaker 2>are like like nineteen years old, demanding millions of dollars

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<v Speaker 2>and I love who they know who they are. They

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<v Speaker 2>said they're between nineteen and twenty two years old. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't mean to laugh, but no. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>the kids in our country are playing grand theft auto

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<v Speaker 2>and these other kids are blackmailing big million dollar, billion

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<v Speaker 2>dollar companies. They should still go get a job.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>You imagine you go to you know, you go downstairs

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<v Speaker 2>for a soda or something from your room, and then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, you go back and allos in

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<v Speaker 2>your key cards are not working, Like, how am I

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<v Speaker 2>getting underwear? And he times that by about five thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine you got a hooker in the room and she's

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<v Speaker 2>charging you by the minute, and now you got to

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<v Speaker 2>go get keys, and the lines must be out out

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking door to get anything done because you have

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<v Speaker 2>to do it by manual. I mean, remember, Brooke, is

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<v Speaker 2>there somebody manually rolling the slot machine? Uh? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a like I think it's it's a hamster

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<v Speaker 2>running on a wheel. Yeah. If you could hack into

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<v Speaker 2>the casinos, and I'm not saying you should, but I

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<v Speaker 2>would rather find a way to hack a hack into

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<v Speaker 2>the slot machines and make them all pay out well,

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<v Speaker 2>like they did in an Ocean movie Ocean thirteen or twelve,

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<v Speaker 2>whichever one. Waste these spoiler No, but the slot machines

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<v Speaker 2>are all down. They can't even use them. I guess

0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.200
<v Speaker 2>you could still play craps, right, because you have the dice.

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<v Speaker 2>I would imagine that the card games are still going.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the lights if they have no power? They

0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.800
<v Speaker 2>have no lights? Well they have it's a cyberte. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know to what extent they're on generators. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the full information out there, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just know it's very difficult. Poor bastards. All right, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of pranks, have you seen it's going around? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna blow the lid off of Oh do Jerky boys?

0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:39.120
<v Speaker 2>That duo Mike Rizzo and come o No the Jet

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<v Speaker 2>Blue customer service alleged Jet Blue customer service call. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's all over TikTok, and I imagine it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>all over Instagram. This woman, who sounds like she's not

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<v Speaker 2>in on the scam, had a problem where her kid

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<v Speaker 2>was on a flight by himself and the kid landed

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<v Speaker 2>in another city. But Jet Blue has a service where

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<v Speaker 2>they escort your children. You're allowed to put your children

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<v Speaker 2>on the plane, you pay extra, and then they take

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<v Speaker 2>care of your kid for you. It's a concierge service

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. So allegedly the kid landed in a different

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<v Speaker 2>city and she was calling Jet Blue, you know, to

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<v Speaker 2>get a credit or some kind of to complain a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit nicely, but say like, listen, you should compensate me.

0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.080
<v Speaker 2>You flew my kid to the wrong city, right. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the audio she taped the call, allegedly, this audio of

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<v Speaker 2>it talking to the guy allegedly from Jet Blue, who

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<v Speaker 2>never says he's from Jet Blue. She says. She asks him,

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<v Speaker 2>but he says, yes, we're taping the call, but he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't specifically say I'm Jet Blue. Anyway, the guy's British

0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:45.440
<v Speaker 2>and he's really nasty to her. So she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, my son was flown to another city. He's like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you looking for? A handout?

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<v Speaker 6>Is?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you get a real jobstead of smoking crack?

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<v Speaker 2>Like he's like what she's like, and then he's like

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<v Speaker 2>he gets racially offensive to her and he calls her

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<v Speaker 2>a bad parent. But you know, he did prank phone calls,

0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, when we were doing phone taps. Sure you

0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.920
<v Speaker 2>would poke the bear, right. The woman would say, like,

0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.560
<v Speaker 2>my kid was on another flight. You go, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe if you're a better parent, you don't come out

0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.880
<v Speaker 2>and call her a woman a cunt, right, pardon my language.

0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.600
<v Speaker 2>This guy was like, well, you know, maybe you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be smoking crack on the corner like he was. He

0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.960
<v Speaker 2>went from like zero to sixty immediately, so it didn't

0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.440
<v Speaker 2>sound real to me. Then I remembered, and again everyone

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<v Speaker 2>is commenting how how awful jet Blue should fire this guy.

0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Jet Blue should and everyone's tagging jet Blue. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>way in hell. This guy works for jet Blue. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>then I remembered the British accent and the guy's name

0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:37.080
<v Speaker 2>is Ron. Then it reminded me I told you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>uh July June, June of twenty one. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>I know who it was who did it on our

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<v Speaker 2>morning show. But somebody had that guy, the same guy

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<v Speaker 2>try to prank me over fireworks that I bought at

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart and he claimed to be calling from Walmart customer service. Right,

0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.560
<v Speaker 2>it's the same guy, the same guy who went from

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<v Speaker 2>zero to sixty on me and was so over the top.

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<v Speaker 2>I called I told you, I called him out and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, listen, if you're a prank phone caller, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not very good at it. He's like, oh, fuck you

0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:12.560
<v Speaker 2>your cocksuckering, And I was like, listen, I'm a professional

0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.080
<v Speaker 2>prank phone caller. This is not how you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't. You don't if someone doesn't say hi, how

0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.640
<v Speaker 2>are you, and you go fuck you bitch? Right, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to sound believably obnoxious, yeah, not like attack them,

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<v Speaker 2>like so everybody's attacking jet Blue. And I posted that

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was this guy, and other people did.

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<v Speaker 2>Other people are now reporting him to jet Blue, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get him now in trouble with jet Blue for

0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.360
<v Speaker 2>pretending to be them, because they're taking a real hit

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<v Speaker 2>because so many people think it's really a Jet Blue employee.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I would be wouldn't be surprised if jet

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<v Speaker 2>Blue sues the guy, Which is why when we made

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<v Speaker 2>prank call Scary, we don't ever say we're the company

0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.720
<v Speaker 2>that we say they're from. No, like we added that out.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know. Earlier I made a joke about the

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<v Speaker 2>hot new prank about the jury. I mentioned the Jerky Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you think about it and you go back

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<v Speaker 2>to those tapes from the nineties or whatever that was eighties,

0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.800
<v Speaker 2>they did a lot of that. They got on the

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<v Speaker 2>phone and they got really obnoxiously belligerent with people like

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<v Speaker 2>the pizza guy, your fucking beazz of socks, you know,

0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:24.640
<v Speaker 2>like like they they were like, that's that's not now

0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.480
<v Speaker 2>that I think about it, that really wasn't very clever. No,

0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, now that doesn't take it was it was.

0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.720
<v Speaker 2>It was big for its time. I have to be

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<v Speaker 2>honest with you. And going back and listening to the

0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Jerky Boys now as a professional prank phone call they

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<v Speaker 2>weren't very well done. To go from zero to one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred is not there's nothing funny about that. For the

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<v Speaker 2>Saury Boys did it when people didn't expect it, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this guy is so over the top and

0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.800
<v Speaker 2>it's like, yeah, I mean he said things that would

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<v Speaker 2>just it doesn't sound real to me. But everyone listening

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't believe this guy works with jet Blue.

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<v Speaker 2>They should, they should sue jet Blue. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>fly jet Blue again, And I'm like, if I'm jet Blue,

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<v Speaker 2>I got my lawyers on the phone with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday you and I were supposed to do this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is Friday. Yep, you were supposed to do it

0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.359
<v Speaker 2>with me yesterday. Yes. I was called me and you said,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do the podcast today. My friends are holding

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<v Speaker 2>me hostage and they were and I said, so, I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait to see the videos of you and your

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<v Speaker 2>friends eating food later, and lo and behold there were

0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.919
<v Speaker 2>videos of you eating food later. So explain to me

0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.240
<v Speaker 2>this hostage you had taken where you you know, was

0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.280
<v Speaker 2>it the Russian hackers who took your hostage? So explain

0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.959
<v Speaker 2>to me, how are you being held hostage? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>got to say, first of all, if you're going somewhere,

0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:51.800
<v Speaker 2>drive yourself, don't rely on others. I made the terrible

0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.520
<v Speaker 2>mistake of jumping in the back of my buddy's ride

0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:59.240
<v Speaker 2>because I don't want no scrubs the passenger's side of

0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:02.880
<v Speaker 2>my best friends are and he was like, like, let's

0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.920
<v Speaker 2>go to lunch. We're gonna go to Houston's Hop in

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<v Speaker 2>the carl get you at one fifteen. Great. Then I

0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:10.159
<v Speaker 2>knew that we were going to podcast later in the day. Well,

0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.600
<v Speaker 2>next thing you know, I'm in the back seat. Falco's

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<v Speaker 2>in the front seat and Jetski Brian is driving, and

0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.960
<v Speaker 2>we're going there. We have a nice little meal, but now, oh,

0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.240
<v Speaker 2>we gotta have pre drinks, so we have a pre

0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.879
<v Speaker 2>drink cocktail. And then oh, they want to do a

0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.159
<v Speaker 2>bottle of a bottle of wine. I'm like, wait a second,

0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.919
<v Speaker 2>we're having lunch. I'm eating like roast beef, right, Why

0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.760
<v Speaker 2>don't need wine? Nope, gotta have a bottle of wine.

0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:39.480
<v Speaker 2>You're eating roast beef. I get it. So we're doing

0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.240
<v Speaker 2>roast beef and wine now, and then oh, what do

0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.720
<v Speaker 2>you got for a little post drink cocktail. Oh, well,

0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.320
<v Speaker 2>you know what, we need some cappuccinos and some espressos

0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.120
<v Speaker 2>and maybe a piece of that homemade Keey lime pie.

0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:55.240
<v Speaker 2>So our you know, brief what's supposed to be a

0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:57.560
<v Speaker 2>brief lunch turns into a two and a half hour

0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:01.160
<v Speaker 2>extravaganza at Houston's. So now I'm thinking, all right, get

0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.640
<v Speaker 2>back in the car. We're on our way back. Oh,

0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.760
<v Speaker 2>we just passed Denvo Denovo on the waterfront. Falcon's like,

0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.680
<v Speaker 2>come on, stop in for a drink. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Hold we're on We're yeah, we're in the direction of

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<v Speaker 2>going home. Why are we stopping. It's a nice afternoon,

0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Come on, scary, We'll sit outside of the patio. I'm like, okay,

0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.080
<v Speaker 2>now it's a late afternoon. So now we're drinking gropa

0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:27.119
<v Speaker 2>and cordials and freaking kgnak and whatever. And we're sitting

0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:30.600
<v Speaker 2>there sipping and I'm looking at these guys and I'm like, this, dude,

0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:32.520
<v Speaker 2>you're being held hostage. So how are you drinking with

0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:34.639
<v Speaker 2>your hands tied behind your back and you're blindfolded. I

0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:37.199
<v Speaker 2>because I'm far away from home and I'm not in

0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:39.399
<v Speaker 2>my own car, so I'm not in charge of my

0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.600
<v Speaker 2>own destiny or my time management. At that point, I

0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.800
<v Speaker 2>have allowed myself to be put in the hands of

0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:49.480
<v Speaker 2>a retired cop who's got nothing but time on his hands,

0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:52.840
<v Speaker 2>and a guy who owns his own business that runs itself,

0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.119
<v Speaker 2>jets Keep Bryan. So the two of them are sitting

0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:58.159
<v Speaker 2>there and they're having some laughs. We were going to

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<v Speaker 2>go in for one drink. That's never a thing. Three

0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:05.920
<v Speaker 2>rounds later, it's now like six o'clock. I'm like, dude,

0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm missing my window here to do my podcast. All right,

0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:11.240
<v Speaker 2>let's continue on. We're on the way home. Next thing,

0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, Nope, gotta stop off at Blue on the

0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Hudson got a Blue new restaurant bar because it was

0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:19.680
<v Speaker 2>on the way. And I'm like, guys, are they all

0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:21.920
<v Speaker 2>paying you for these benchons? By the way, No, it's

0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:25.800
<v Speaker 2>now seven o'clock and I've spent the entire day, which

0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:28.800
<v Speaker 2>started out as a one fifteen lunch at the fast

0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:33.040
<v Speaker 2>casual Houston's, has turned into this debacle. And I missed

0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:35.920
<v Speaker 2>my mark and I didn't even go into Blue Blue.

0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I said, guys, I'm out. I said, I'm taking I

0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:40.960
<v Speaker 2>had to take an uber the rest of the way home.

0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh poor bastard. So, yeah, that's what happened to me, Brody,

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:47.520
<v Speaker 2>if you really must know. So, I'm sorry I missed.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends are holding me hostage. I can't I can't

0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.879
<v Speaker 2>do the podcast. But I was now hostage if I

0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:55.480
<v Speaker 2>was driving hostage video, I was waiting for the you know,

0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:57.920
<v Speaker 2>the hands tied behind your back, reading what they tell

0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.920
<v Speaker 2>you to say. Hi, I'm scary Jones. Please pay the

0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:03.200
<v Speaker 2>ransom and I won't be harmed. Please help me, help

0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:06.240
<v Speaker 2>me get me out of here. Meanwhile, you're at a restaurant,

0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:08.359
<v Speaker 2>you're at a bar, you at another bar, you're at

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:10.960
<v Speaker 2>a strip club. But I wasn't driving. See if I,

0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:13.400
<v Speaker 2>if I drove that day, then we would have been

0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 2>there and back, we would have done our podcast. So

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.760
<v Speaker 2>who was don't tell me who was driving, because whoever

0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:21.520
<v Speaker 2>was driving had three and a half rounds of drinks minimum.

0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:26.400
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not like, well that's the driver, No, that's driving. No, Well,

0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:28.440
<v Speaker 2>hold on a second, were you on a jet ski?

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<v Speaker 2>They were? No? No, Brian, Brian Actually, so facul did

0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:36.040
<v Speaker 2>the drinking. Brian did the driving. There was again, okay,

0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.280
<v Speaker 2>we and there was a lot of time that elapsed

0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:42.439
<v Speaker 2>between between destinations. And see that's also part of the problem.

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:46.399
<v Speaker 2>They like to stretch things out. Sure, so whatever, So

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:48.520
<v Speaker 2>you could have not drank also, right, because you had

0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:49.920
<v Speaker 2>to work and no, but I drank because I was

0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:51.879
<v Speaker 2>sitting there on bored. What am I gonna do? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? Your hands were tied so

0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:59.000
<v Speaker 2>to speak, so to speak, because you're hostages. Hey, speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of a jet ski Brian. You know the slices And

0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I always rib you about your friends with nicknames. You

0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:10.840
<v Speaker 2>took a picture wishing a happy birthday to Steve the Realtor. Oh, yes,

0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Steve the Realtor. That's his Instagram handle too. Yeah, but

0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:18.199
<v Speaker 2>do you call him that? Yes, we all call him

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<v Speaker 2>another Scary Jones guy with a job named He's Steve

0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:24.879
<v Speaker 2>the realtor. He's realtor Steve. He's the best. Right now,

0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:29.679
<v Speaker 2>if you become friends with another realtor Steve who's not white,

0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:33.879
<v Speaker 2>would that guy become like Hispanic Steve the realtor or

0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Steve the Hispanic realtor? How would that work? You asked

0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:42.159
<v Speaker 2>something else. I'm just curious. I don't know, I'm just curious,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. I wanted to tell you a little bit

0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:49.760
<v Speaker 2>about the wedding, the recap woll the wedding where you

0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:53.320
<v Speaker 2>were bribing the account executives for more clients. Vinie and

0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:59.479
<v Speaker 2>Amanda got married Vermanda, Vermanda or yes they got married

0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:04.880
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, Ermanda Vamanda. They got married over the last

0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:08.920
<v Speaker 2>week last week and it was in Montalk, beautiful mont Talk.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all the way out of Long Island. At the

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:14.160
<v Speaker 2>very end of it's like the Hampton's, but past the Hampton's,

0:23:14.440 --> 0:23:16.840
<v Speaker 2>it's like the end. It takes forever to get out there.

0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:21.719
<v Speaker 2>It's on cliff right. Well they got that. No, really,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean there's a lighthouse. It's called the End because

0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:29.960
<v Speaker 2>it's actually the eastern most point in the United States,

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:33.919
<v Speaker 2>I believe, is that lighthouse. If I'm not mistaken, I

0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:35.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know if Florida sticks out like that, I think

0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:38.760
<v Speaker 2>it is. The most easternmost point in the United States

0:23:39.240 --> 0:23:42.560
<v Speaker 2>is the Montauk Lighthouse. And that's it. That's the end

0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:47.440
<v Speaker 2>of the earth. After beyond that is uh actually, no,

0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:49.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. That's not the most eastern. I think

0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Maine is. Sorry forgot about those states up there. Sorry

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:56.440
<v Speaker 2>New England. I just offended you. Yeah, it's it's West

0:23:56.520 --> 0:24:01.119
<v Speaker 2>Quaddie uh in lou Bec, Maine to one point, but

0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:05.720
<v Speaker 2>it's very east. For it's pretty damn east anyway. Yeah,

0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 2>but it's not even close to being as far as

0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:13.160
<v Speaker 2>In fact, Connecticut and Rhode Island and Massachusetts are all

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:16.840
<v Speaker 2>further east and Maine then. But anyway, so the party

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:20.680
<v Speaker 2>itself was banging. You know, I didn't realize. We have

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>a guy. His name is Ray. Ray Is used to

0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 2>be a sales dude. He's now a big corporate guy

0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 2>at the company. That guy's got skills as a DJ.

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:31.680
<v Speaker 2>He moonlights as a DJ, and he's got a whole

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:34.399
<v Speaker 2>mobile DJ company. Ray Ta Haita our friend back in

0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:37.200
<v Speaker 2>the day, back in the day, Ray, back in the day.

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:41.439
<v Speaker 2>Ray he he So he was hired to be the

0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 2>DJ and MC. He's got the company. The guy can mix.

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:48.800
<v Speaker 2>The guy knows all the songs to play and keep

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:51.920
<v Speaker 2>the dance floor going. And he candemc. So you want

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:54.880
<v Speaker 2>to talk about putting on you know, a suit by

0:24:54.960 --> 0:24:58.440
<v Speaker 2>day and like club guy by night. This guy's got

0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:00.880
<v Speaker 2>it all. And and I will say this and I've

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 2>and I'll stand by it for anyone planning a wedding

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 2>the DJ or entertainment makes the party. That and the food.

0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I've said this before, the food. People always remember the

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:17.640
<v Speaker 2>food and the entertainment because remember Greg T's wedding, how

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:21.400
<v Speaker 2>shitty that was. Well, the food was great, the plant

0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:25.679
<v Speaker 2>palm was fantastic, but the wed Nope. But the entertainment sucked.

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:28.760
<v Speaker 2>That band was awful. It was a terrible best and

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 2>he even he'll he'll admit that you could it was

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:36.160
<v Speaker 2>great though, so so always pay most attention when you're

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:39.919
<v Speaker 2>booking these parties. Pay most attention to the DJ to

0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:42.399
<v Speaker 2>make sure that they or the band make sure it's

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:42.880
<v Speaker 2>a good one.

0:25:43.560 --> 0:25:43.879
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 2>And they know what they're doing, and they know they

0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:48.560
<v Speaker 2>know how to keep a dance floor going. And your food,

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 2>the quality of your food. That's all. That's what I

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:57.520
<v Speaker 2>have to say on that. But uh, the ceremony was

0:25:57.560 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 2>a bit of an issue. It was out well was

0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:06.439
<v Speaker 2>outdoor at the Montauk Lighthouse. But when they take you

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 2>to the site where the wedding was, it's like a

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:14.399
<v Speaker 2>gravel parking lot and then says no vehicles be on

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 2>this point and now you have to walk seven minutes

0:26:19.600 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 2>through a sandy, rocky, pebbly, grassy uneven surface hill to

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:30.399
<v Speaker 2>get to the actual site where they're going to be married,

0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 2>because I guess they wanted that picture with the lighthouse

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 2>in the background. You know, it's cute. So, unbeknownst to

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend Robin, who always needs to go all out

0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and always looks stunning, she decides to wear stiletto heels. Huh,

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 2>perhaps somebody should have won them, you guys in the imvation,

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 2>like she should have won a more sensible shoes. She

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:54.720
<v Speaker 2>should have won a more sensible shoe. So, David Brody,

0:26:56.080 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I missed. I missed my friends getting married because Robin

0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 2>couldn't make the make the trip. As soon as we

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 2>got to the area where we were unloaded from the uber,

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 2>there were these big busses waiting for everybody. Yes, we

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 2>tried to make the journey, and we walked up a

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 2>little bit and Robin is like, I can't do this,

0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 2>and she's falling. She's literally like like roller ankle, like

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 2>pulling Aaron Rodgers. She was almost gonna pull an Aaron

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Rodgers on me. She couldn't walk in the heels, and

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 2>out of everyone invited to the wedding, she was the

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.920
<v Speaker 2>only one that couldn't make it. Because she's wearing stiletto

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 2>heels to the beach or a beachy, heebbly sandy terrain. Okay,

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.560
<v Speaker 2>but didn't any room. Like as they're walking past, you say, hey,

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:43.840
<v Speaker 2>hold on, wait for Robin. Well the thing is now?

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Was the other thing? The ceremony started at five o'clock?

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 2>What time does the bride usually get there? If you say, hey,

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 2>five o'clock wedding ceremony, what time you think the wedding

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 2>actually starts? Oh? Five, No, it started at five o

0:27:58.320 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 2>five and we got it, and we got there at

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>five o'clock. So I hear the music playing and I'm like, no,

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 2>so now in the distance there at five o'clock for

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:12.200
<v Speaker 2>a five o'clock wedding. Yes, yes, well that's that's not right.

0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Well wait a second, Hold on a second. You know

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 2>that they're always fashionably late. Five o'clock doesn't mean five o'clock.

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Five o'clock. You got to get there and have more derves,

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.640
<v Speaker 2>you gotta no, no, no, no, I'm talking about the ceremony.

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:24.959
<v Speaker 2>They don't do what no, no, no, no, no, they

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>don't do whatur derves there. That's the you're talking about

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>the reception. I'm talking about the ceremony of them getting married. Yeah,

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 2>we had food and drink before the ceremony. Then't they

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:39.280
<v Speaker 2>don't really give? No, they don't. They don't. Jews do well,

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 2>then well the Catholics don't. They don't. You don't get

0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 2>ship until they kiss. That's it. That till they kiss,

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 2>get a little something. So it was it was unfortunate, Brody.

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:51.400
<v Speaker 2>I was so upset because I'm like, no, I hear

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 2>the music going, I see in the far distance, but

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Robin couldn't get there. So then Robin's like, I'm going

0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>back to the bus. So now I'm between a rock

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>and a hard place, right because my girlfriend hobbles off

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 2>to the bus, says I can't make it, and then

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 2>they got the ceremony starting over here. So here are

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 2>my options. Press on, embarrass myself as the last guy there.

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's staring at me as I walk into the ceremony

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 2>already in progress right without my girlfriend, and piss off

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend at the same time because she's sitting in

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 2>the bus. Although she claims she would not have been upset,

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 2>she was, please just you go, they're your friends, go

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 2>see them get married, or would you miss that ceremony

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:37.120
<v Speaker 2>and spare yourself, the embarrassment of walking in late chuse

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>everybody's gonna see you. Go back to the bus and

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 2>be with your girlfriend and earn brownie points. The bus

0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:47.920
<v Speaker 2>couldn't get you to the wedding. As I said, there

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:50.000
<v Speaker 2>was a drop off point where it was just no

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 2>vehicles past this point. Ever, you had to walk because

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 2>it was you know, it was a gravel parking lot.

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I had a bus could have gone over the gravel. No, no, no, no,

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 2>that's not an option. Okay, so the choices are again

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:04.920
<v Speaker 2>show up by the way. I understand. But you but

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 2>at least you get because I upset that I missed

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 2>him getting married. I love him, man Viny, I'm so

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 2>pissed me too. I'm sorry I wasn't there. Also, when

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 2>web girl Kathleen got married, who used to work on

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 2>our morning show, she got married at a museum and

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 2>the back of the museum on a lawn, and they

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 2>put down wooden boards to walk on for women in

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 2>heels because the ground was uneven. I feel like they

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 2>should have done that for the wedding. They should have

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>put down wooden planks or some kind of rubber matt

0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about a seven minute walk through the freaking

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>through the trails. I mean, I don't know what married

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. The wedding hall should have boards, they should this,

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 2>you're not the first person, or they should have told

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 2>people there's rocks, don't wet the lettos. Although again I'm

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 2>not really sure why why your girlfriend wasted a lettos,

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 2>but they should have been just gotta be the tallest

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 2>girl in the room. She is the tallest girl. She's

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 2>five seven, isn't she Yeah, she's tall, right, d cup,

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 2>what do we I'm just so so I would have

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 2>gone back with Robin. That's what I did. We were

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 2>never getting hut to the altar either way, so it's

0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 2>just appropriate. That's what I did. Brody. I sat in

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 2>the bus and then she's upset. She are you upset?

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 2>You're you know, because she felt bad because I missed

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 2>them getting married, and she knows I wanted to see that.

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 2>But why did anyone have to know you didn't see them?

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you have just rod? That's that's the funny part,

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:30.479
<v Speaker 2>because now we're sitting at the back of the bus,

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 2>and now the wedding part and people start. They had

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>their own little trolley with the wedding party, but all

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 2>the guests that were at the ceremony start funneling back

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>over to the buses, and after one or two people

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 2>get on the bus, the first people thought, oh, these

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 2>guys just got here first, and then at them. Within

0:31:46.160 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>two seconds, we blended in and we saw some of

0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>our friends from sales and like, oh, scary is in

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 2>the back of the bus. Hey, what's up? You know?

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 2>And it was like everybody, you're just blending in and

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 2>nobody knew. Nobody was the wiser. So you know what

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:00.320
<v Speaker 2>you do? You just say, hey, you know want My

0:32:00.360 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend didn't want me filming that, it was tacky. Whatever,

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Hey can I see your video? But you guys took video.

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Let me say, oh so I can't video and you no, right,

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 2>not only can your post, but then it looks like

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:12.400
<v Speaker 2>you it's what you can say. Oh my god, that

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 2>that that part where where the where the flowers fell over?

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, like happened? You saw it? I did that.

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say who, but I was late

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 2>to the wedding of someone on the morning show. When

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I got there, as the bride and groom were coming

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>back out the aisle group quickly I ran back down

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 2>the steps of the church to the side. What it was,

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:38.920
<v Speaker 2>the groom of the groom, The groom of the groom.

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 7>It was.

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I was there for Alex and Elvis, a heterosexual wedding,

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 2>and I got there after the the you you may

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:50.160
<v Speaker 2>kissed the bride part, and so when everyone was funneling

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 2>out of the ceremony, I blended into Nobody knew I

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.920
<v Speaker 2>missed it. That's a great move. But as I was

0:32:57.000 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 2>walking up the steps, I saw the briding room were

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 2>like clapping and they were walking towards the door. You're

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 2>there throwing fucking rice. Right, So I went back down

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 2>the steps of the church and I went like around

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 2>around the step. There was like a little alleyway like

0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 2>like a staircase down like to the basement. I went

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 2>over there, and then when all the crowd came out,

0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I tiptoed up and then I kind of mingled in

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 2>with everybody. Yeah, and then you got the credit. And

0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>then did you make sure you said how to the

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 2>bride in the groom as they passed you, like like

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 2>they saw your face, Yeah, yeah, yeah, congratulations. And they

0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 2>got in the car whatever they went in like their

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 2>special vehicle, and they left. So to this day, I've

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 2>never told anybody, but I missed the wedding. You've got

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 2>credit ceremony of the Jersey kid and his wife. Great

0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 2>to your trash. Yeah, I hit traffic and I got

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:51.239
<v Speaker 2>there late. So to this day, they never knew. They

0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 2>never knew that they tell you. I certainly didn't tell.

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm learning right now live on this podcast. That's great.

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:01.720
<v Speaker 2>It's not great, and I felt bad. It's hysterical. You're

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell him? Yeah, no, why would I tell him?

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't care. To this day, he thinks that you

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 2>were there at the wedding and it's twenty years ago

0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 2>whatever it was. Yeah, I don't think he cares one

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:12.840
<v Speaker 2>way ornother if I was at the wedding or not.

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:15.880
<v Speaker 2>I was there. I went to the wedding. I just

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 2>didn't get in in time, but I went. Chrish looked

0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 2>lovely on the way out down the steps. I'm sure

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 2>it was beautiful. I saw pictures. It was just like

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:31.400
<v Speaker 2>being there with Siri and Brody. So, speaking of the

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 2>wedding that we went to for Vinian and Amanda last week,

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Amanda Amanda, Yeah, hashtag Amanda Amanda. I noticed something and

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 2>going to a wedding as a guy and wearing a suit.

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Why is it? You know, we spend all this time

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 2>and effort and sometimes money, you know, getting dressed up

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>looking so great, and the next thing, you know, fifteen

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:58.680
<v Speaker 2>minutes into the wedding, the tie comes off, Then the

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 2>jacket comes off. Before long, your shirt is untucked, and

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 2>you look like a slob. You look as the guys

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 2>look like. So I've always been of the school thought is, however,

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting dressed up today for this wedding is exactly

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>how it's gonna be until I walk out. And you know,

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm very good about never taking off my tie, never

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm buttoning my jacket. I stay proper throughout. Did your

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 2>did your tie reach your belt? No, it's not supposed to,

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 2>it's coming. It's supposed to come close just short of

0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 2>your belt. Yeah right, but you you usually you make

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:33.239
<v Speaker 2>your tie belly button length. So that's too short. That's

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 2>too short. Yeah, yeah, somewhere between the bell up and

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 2>a belly but as yeah, no, no, no, I'm but like,

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 2>is it is it right? Because I feel like weddings

0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 2>are supposed to be I mean, women they take theirs off,

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, Well, the girl some girls have like a

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:50.160
<v Speaker 2>change of clothes, right they get into a more comfortable dress,

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 2>or they have they take their shoes off and they

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.759
<v Speaker 2>dance barefoot. Can you imagine guys taking their shoes off

0:35:55.000 --> 0:35:57.840
<v Speaker 2>and dancing barefoot, the looks you would get? Forget it. No,

0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:01.360
<v Speaker 2>but sometimes they have us slippers for you, like designer

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 2>like wedding not for the guys. No for the women,

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:07.839
<v Speaker 2>wedding branded slippers because they know they're gonna take their

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 2>shoes off. But those pads, those little like foot coverings. Yeah,

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.239
<v Speaker 2>same question though for women. I mean, you spend all

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 2>this money on shoes and then you can't walk in them,

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 2>and then you wind up say, oh my feet hurt,

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 2>and halfway to the party conversation. Women will do. Women

0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>will suffer any pain for fashion, I know. But but

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:30.839
<v Speaker 2>you're not showing the fashion you're you're actually think Okay, yeah,

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 2>you're right, But I have never, in any function I've

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.760
<v Speaker 2>ever been at, taken my shirt out of my pants.

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 2>At what point, how drunk you have to be? How

0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:43.359
<v Speaker 2>trashy of a wedding do you have to be? At

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>your offense? Slices? But you're taking your shirt out of

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 2>your pants? Look, you want to take it. I opened

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.919
<v Speaker 2>my tie. Like, once the wedding's over and I'm eating

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:55.839
<v Speaker 2>my appetizer, I'll probably loosen the tie up because it's true.

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, Like you said, wedding's over, you

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 2>mean the ceremony and then the reception is going off.

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Sit down and I figure out where I'm sitting, and

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe I have some bread. Maybe i'd pick out whatever

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 2>I you know, the mescal and salad I'm not going

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 2>to eat. I open up the I open up the

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 2>tie a little bit, just loosen it up a little bit,

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 2>pop up on that one button. But you don't take

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:16.719
<v Speaker 2>the tie of my tie? Okay, No, I don't take

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 2>the tie off. No, I just open it. What's the

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:20.480
<v Speaker 2>difference Once it's open, it's practiced by the time they

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 2>serve appetizer, Is it okay to take the tie off?

0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't ever take the tie off. You don't, so

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.880
<v Speaker 2>you're like, you're like me, But I'll take the jacket

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:32.279
<v Speaker 2>off now, like Okay. For instance, the last wedding you

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 2>and I were at together, I think was was it

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Sam's wedding? Yeah, so I wore a three piece. I

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 2>had a vest and a jacket. I take the jacket

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 2>off sooner if I've got a matching vest, because then

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm still pretty dressed with the vest on. And then

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 2>you can loosen up the tie because you still have

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:50.839
<v Speaker 2>the vest. The vest. The vest is a win win

0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 2>because it keeps you comfortable. No sleeves, right, okay, but

0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 2>you will say you had no vest. I would take

0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:03.480
<v Speaker 2>the jacket off after dinner, So jacket stays on all

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 2>the way through until dinnertime. Once dinner happens, it's okay

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 2>to get down the business and take off your jacket

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 2>and then leave it on the back of the chair.

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 2>I make an exception. I will take the jacket off

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 2>while I'm sitting and eating because then like half of

0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 2>your body's covered by the table. You're not walking around,

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 2>and the only people that see you are the people

0:38:22.719 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 2>allegedly closest to you. That's why you're at their table.

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>But if I get up to go to the bathroom,

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll put the jacket. Can I trade you the jacket

0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 2>for a tie, though, like, for instance, not taking a

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 2>tie off when it's Yeah, But what I see some

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 2>guys do is they leave the jacket on and they'll

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:39.239
<v Speaker 2>take the tie off. And now now they have no

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 2>tie on, and now your two button casual, your two

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:44.320
<v Speaker 2>buttons open. Now you're Brooklyn Industrial. I'm not doing that.

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 2>See what I'll do. What I might do is I'll

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:50.200
<v Speaker 2>tuck the tie into the first slot of the shirt

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.879
<v Speaker 2>between the first and second buttons. I'll tuck the tie

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 2>in right this way. When I eat and get food

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>on myself, I then bring the tie back out and

0:38:57.200 --> 0:39:00.280
<v Speaker 2>it covers the stains. See what I did there? Yeah,

0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I got a plan then, but I'm never taking the

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.360
<v Speaker 2>tie off. I'll open it. Well, I'll open it a

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 2>lot a lot of weddings, including this one. I saw

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 2>it at one point. The jackets come off, the ties

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 2>come off, and by the way, not necessarily in that order.

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Some of them took the tie off and left the

0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 2>jacket on, and then the jacket came off after some

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 2>of them did the reverse. The crowd. The crowd seemed

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:25.320
<v Speaker 2>to be like the at any moment, a street dance

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 2>battle can break out, you know, and and start doing

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 2>like the eighties nineties dance move well because they actually

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 2>pump up the music to more current stuff, more frenetic

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>dance stuff. After dessert, there was more of a fun

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:42.799
<v Speaker 2>bar vibe, which is fine. If that's the vibe. If

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:46.440
<v Speaker 2>everybody's taking off their shoes and their jackets and everybody's

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:48.799
<v Speaker 2>drinking and holding a beer bottle in their hand, then

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's a casual type of So by

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:54.120
<v Speaker 2>the time there's the final dance set where everyone's mane

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:56.839
<v Speaker 2>in the current music is dessert has been served, it's

0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:59.839
<v Speaker 2>okay at that point to have your jacket, your tie off,

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:03.520
<v Speaker 2>and maybe even your shirt out of your pants. So

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.200
<v Speaker 2>now you're wearing the shirt over there at the jersey

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:08.239
<v Speaker 2>short At that point, are you at a wedding or

0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:09.320
<v Speaker 2>you are you at bar? A?

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Where are you you keep your shirt tucked in? Look unlessless.

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 2>If you're part of a crowd where everybody you know

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 2>takes their shirts out, then I'm that's that's who you are.

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Then do that. I'm saying for me, the shirt's never

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:24.719
<v Speaker 2>coming out. What if the shirt is out and the

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 2>jacket is still on. The jacket's still on, but the

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:31.320
<v Speaker 2>shirt is out, because now you've got a jacket covering you.

0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Is that does that the gate the shirt the wrinkled

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.719
<v Speaker 2>shirt tails hanging out at the bottom. No, I'm just

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 2>saying that does that offset the offset, the slap of

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 2>the wedding. The whole point of going to a wedding

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 2>is dressing up for once in a month, once in

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 2>six months, get yourself dressed up, looking nice. You're in

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 2>a formal function. This is the biggest day of the

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 2>couple's lives. Now. Look if Vinnie took his shirt off

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:56.320
<v Speaker 2>and his tie off and pulled out his shirt and

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 2>he was dancing, then I guess that's like permission to

0:40:59.200 --> 0:41:01.439
<v Speaker 2>do it and wear like just just just a wife, Peter,

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 2>that's it. I think the white, the white, the white

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 2>tank top that we call it. If that's what you're

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:11.640
<v Speaker 2>that's the wedding you're at, and that listen, the groom

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:14.400
<v Speaker 2>sets the tone. If if the groom is down to

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:19.720
<v Speaker 2>a sleeveless white thundershirt, then then then go for it. Start,

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:24.399
<v Speaker 2>you know, so you're saying, follow the cans, bring out

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:27.360
<v Speaker 2>the cans of you know, of bud and uh, you know,

0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:29.800
<v Speaker 2>and just put your feet up on the porch and

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:32.560
<v Speaker 2>do what you want. If you're at a casual wedding

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, this is about that, we're here to

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:37.279
<v Speaker 2>have fun, then do what you want. When I go

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:39.319
<v Speaker 2>to a wedding, I feel like I don't normally dress up.

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:40.839
<v Speaker 2>I wear shorts to work when I used to work,

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.880
<v Speaker 2>so I like putting a suit on. I'll take the

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:46.760
<v Speaker 2>jacket off by dessert. I'm not wearing a jacket, mostly

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:48.279
<v Speaker 2>because at that point my arms are tight. You know,

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I hate too much. But I'm not taking off the

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 2>old me. The old me still has jacket and tie

0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 2>on for dessert, because I see it this time, I

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:00.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't yet this time, I think I did take my

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:03.200
<v Speaker 2>jacket off. No, I loosened my tie, I left the

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 2>jacket on. Yeah, I took the tie off and the

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 2>jacket on. Yeah. You and I were raised that that

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>weddings are a special function and you should dress up

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:14.280
<v Speaker 2>for it. Like women, most women don't take off their gowns.

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I've been at weddings where some women have like a

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:18.359
<v Speaker 2>backup outfit because they don't want to step on the dress.

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.279
<v Speaker 2>They wanted to have a good time, but they they

0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:23.000
<v Speaker 2>don't put on jeans and a TEA bride herself always

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:26.239
<v Speaker 2>makes a change from her from her ceremony dress to

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:29.120
<v Speaker 2>the reception dressed. Most of the time these days, I

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 2>gotta be honest, I don't remember if my wife changed

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 2>that she might not have because it wasn't commonplace then,

0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:37.160
<v Speaker 2>but now they have two three outfits some of the bride.

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I think my wife had the wedding dress on on

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:44.600
<v Speaker 2>the honeymoon. I think she still had it on. Well,

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 2>all I could say. All I could say is I personally,

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like, if it's a dress the occasion, the

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:56.320
<v Speaker 2>occasion doesn't end when main course is served. You should

0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 2>follow through, you know. So what did everybody else do

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.960
<v Speaker 2>at this place? Most of the people, well, after half

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:05.560
<v Speaker 2>the room cleared out and it was just the younger

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 2>people left because it was like the wedding went into overtime.

0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 2>So it was like five six hours, right, So at

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:12.400
<v Speaker 2>the end of the wedding, now though you got the

0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 2>last half hour or hour, everybody had all the shirts

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.840
<v Speaker 2>were out. No one had their shirt that their jackets on,

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 2>their ties on, and it was all just looked like

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 2>a you know, a random club night. The women stayed

0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 2>dressed though. See that's that's the thing. The women kept

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:32.400
<v Speaker 2>it tight, except for maybe, you know, people taking their

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>shoes off. Again, I'm not judging the people at this wedding.

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying for me, I'm not taking my shirt out, Okay,

0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 2>at the bottom. If the people, if that's the if

0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 2>that's the vibe at the wedding, have a ball. I'm

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 2>keeping the jacket on most of the time. Shirt stays

0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 2>in the pants. Shirt stays in the pants. That's come on,

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 2>all right, I'm glad we we can agree on something.

0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>But if everybody's wearing a wife beater, and that's what

0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:57.840
<v Speaker 2>they're called, I'm sorry that I didn't know that's what

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 2>they're called. Never beat your wife. If that, if everybody's

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 2>wearing sleeveless with the with the don't right right the

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 2>wife beat of t shirts, do you give less of

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:10.800
<v Speaker 2>a gift because it's less formal?

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.359
<v Speaker 2>I told the story on this podcast about the black

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 2>tie optional wedding. I went to right where nobody except

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:21.960
<v Speaker 2>the wedding party wore a tuxedo. But because I had

0:44:22.000 --> 0:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>been married like a two years earlier, I stud my

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 2>tux so I wore my tuxedo because that's black tie.

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:30.319
<v Speaker 2>And the photographer kept pulling me with the wedding party.

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:31.640
<v Speaker 2>He was like, come on, let's go get pictures of

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 2>the wedding party. Like I'm out in the wedding party. Oh,

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 2>but you're wearing a tuxedo, So black tie optional. This

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 2>particular wedding meant nobody's wearing a black tie, right, so

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 2>I was the only one in a black tie, So

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>never again, black tie optional. I'm not doing it. What

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 2>are you doing? Uh? You tell me? I mean you,

0:44:51.800 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know. You have a lot of

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:55.920
<v Speaker 2>game your life sign and then you oh that was

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:58.839
<v Speaker 2>for commercial that's right, And I waited and you didn't

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.320
<v Speaker 2>hit it. Now I hit it. No, I hit it.

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear it. If you didn't hear it, then

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:06.399
<v Speaker 2>that's a technical difficulty and I'm not going to well

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 2>fix that. We'll fix that for a little bit. Okay,

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:15.400
<v Speaker 2>So you wanted to get into something. Yeah, em. You

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 2>know when sometimes they interview people on the street or

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 2>there's witnesses to a crime, and the person will say,

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I saw the guy. He was tall, was he white,

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 2>black dogs skinned, light skin? I don't know, he was tall.

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>They don't give you a lot of detail. And then

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:29.640
<v Speaker 2>there are some people like, yeah, I got the license

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 2>plate number, here's how tall he is. This is what

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:34.120
<v Speaker 2>he was wearing. People are really good and some people

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:38.799
<v Speaker 2>are just terrible. Right, yep, I go to uh uh,

0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I go to physical therapy for my knee right, and

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 2>it's getting better by the way. And there was a

0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:50.120
<v Speaker 2>guy there that I didn't like. He was rude to

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 2>me once, not on purpose, but he was, and he

0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 2>was touchy feeling with me, and I didn't like that. Whoa, yeah,

0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 2>it just he wasn't good at what he did. And

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:00.600
<v Speaker 2>it got to the point where I had to tell

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:04.320
<v Speaker 2>my my physical therapist, I never want him interacting with

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:10.720
<v Speaker 2>me again. Never, okay, wow. And my physical therapist changed

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 2>and I got a new physical therapist, and I told him,

0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:16.879
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, listen, that guy, just keep him away

0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 2>from me because we had we had problems anyway. He

0:46:20.640 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>says to me. A couple of weeks later, he says,

0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, I haven't seen that guy anymore. He says, oh,

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:30.440
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't work here anymore. I said, okay, good, good, good.

0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 2>A couple of weeks go by, he says, you know,

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:35.280
<v Speaker 2>he had told me he goes it doesn't work here anymore.

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Other people had problems with him. You'll never see him again.

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:41.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about it. Wow. Going. A couple of weeks

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 2>go by, and my physical therapist had off that week.

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 2>He had gone away for a out of town wedding.

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:50.719
<v Speaker 2>And while he was gone, I had to fill in.

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 2>And while he was gone, this guy was back. No way,

0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:59.239
<v Speaker 2>this guy that I had problems with was back. So

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:01.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what the fun? I was told he was fired.

0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 2>So my physical therapist comes back and I said, hey, man,

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>remember that guy TELDE had problems with. He was back?

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>What guy? I said, you know the guy? What was

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 2>his name? I don't remember his name.

0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 5>It was.

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was John, I don't I remember. I could

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:20.880
<v Speaker 2>have been John. I don't remember the name. He said, Well,

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:25.759
<v Speaker 2>describe him, so I said, well, he was tall, muscular

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:29.879
<v Speaker 2>and medium skin like. He was either Hispanic dok skin

0:47:30.000 --> 0:47:32.360
<v Speaker 2>or he was black light skin, but he was he

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:34.399
<v Speaker 2>had he had much darker skin than me. I'm I'm

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:37.880
<v Speaker 2>pale as a ghost. And he says, oh, was it was?

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:41.440
<v Speaker 2>It was it Steve? And he points to Steve Uh,

0:47:42.360 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 2>And I said, no, Steve is a white guy.

0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:45.120
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 2>He's like five eight, he's not muscular, and and he's

0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 2>right there, he still works here. I don't know who

0:47:52.080 --> 0:47:53.719
<v Speaker 2>you could be talking about. I said, I think his

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 2>name was John. I don't know, but he and I

0:47:55.719 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 2>describe him again, and he says, uh, oh, Albert, and

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I said, Albert has long hair. Did I say this

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:07.279
<v Speaker 2>guy had long hair? No, then it's not Albert. And

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm describing him again and he's and I said, dude,

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 2>he goes, oh, oh oh, it was Pete and I said,

0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Pete's white. This guy I just described him is not.

0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 2>So he starts naming everybody and it's not coming close.

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, again, really big, muscular, could have been hispanic

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 2>or mediums complexion, darker than you are. And I'm like,

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:34.160
<v Speaker 2>and his name was like John something. So he's going

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 2>through like every name and every every and I go,

0:48:36.200 --> 0:48:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I go, that guy, what are you talking about? I

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:42.719
<v Speaker 2>go that guy? No, And every guy he mentions looks

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:47.000
<v Speaker 2>nothing like the description that I'm giving him. So I'm like,

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:49.400
<v Speaker 2>this guy worked here for months. I've been coming here

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:50.919
<v Speaker 2>for months. How do you not know what I'm talking about?

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 2>It was like it was John, it was Jarreed me

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 2>something with a jay. And he's like and he's like,

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.359
<v Speaker 2>was the Pat? I'm like, does Pat start with a jay?

0:48:59.640 --> 0:48:59.839
<v Speaker 6>Wow?

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Are you the worst this?

0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:02.759
<v Speaker 8>You know? Point?

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like he's fucking with you, but no, he's

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.319
<v Speaker 2>legitimately like naming every guy there that except the guy

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 2>that he tells me, I said, look, dude, obviously the

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:12.800
<v Speaker 2>guy still works there. You told me he was fired.

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:15.080
<v Speaker 2>So I tell the guy again, look, why don't you

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:17.800
<v Speaker 2>ask other people give the description of what I'm talking about.

0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 2>So he goes and asks two people. That comes back

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:27.520
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, oh, Johan, Okay, I told you John,

0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it's one letter away from Johan. I described him perfectly.

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 2>And you're asking me if it's Steve, the white guy,

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the scrawny white guy. Why they don't put to They

0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:41.000
<v Speaker 2>don't visualize the world. Yeah, they don't visualize the word

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:43.919
<v Speaker 2>John and realize that that is like maybe a couple

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.480
<v Speaker 2>of letters away from Johan. The point is this guy

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 2>worked there for for like a year and a half

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 2>with my physical therapist, right, I described him to a t.

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 2>He tells me the guy was fired. Then he tells me, oh,

0:49:56.000 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 2>he's back to phill In occasionally. He wasn't really fired,

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 2>he lost his full time stat He knows everything about

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:03.400
<v Speaker 2>the guy, but he doesn't remember who I'm talking about,

0:50:03.600 --> 0:50:06.240
<v Speaker 2>and then points to people that work there that couldn't

0:50:06.280 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 2>possibly be the guy I'm talking about, who allegedly doesn't

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 2>work there anymore. My point is, there are some people

0:50:11.400 --> 0:50:13.440
<v Speaker 2>you want to be your witness, and some people you

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 2>do not want to be your witness. If I ever

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:18.080
<v Speaker 2>get stabbed in front of him, there's no chance of

0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 2>them ever catching the guy gonna happen. The guy could

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 2>be wearing a Mets jersey who stabs me? And this

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:24.719
<v Speaker 2>guy be like, I don't know, I think it was

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:27.200
<v Speaker 2>a Yankee shirt. It could have been I don't know,

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 2>a red shirt from the gap. I don't know. That's great.

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:34.800
<v Speaker 2>He could figure out Johan from John. I didn't know

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:36.360
<v Speaker 2>the guy's names. Didn't like him, but I knew it

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:41.920
<v Speaker 2>was like Judge. I was like, Joe, which way did

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:44.960
<v Speaker 2>he go? Which way? Exactly? I'm like, listen, stick to

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:47.800
<v Speaker 2>rubbing my kneecap. That's it. You are not not helpful,

0:50:49.400 --> 0:50:53.200
<v Speaker 2>so can't imagine. Yeah, so Johann officially Johann doesn't work

0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:56.120
<v Speaker 2>there anymore. So thankfully Johan's a dude. Hey oh, we

0:50:56.200 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 2>got to congratulate lead out Beastie Boys, the singers of

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:04.320
<v Speaker 2>our the singers of our closing jingle. Uh they finally

0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:11.239
<v Speaker 2>after a well, the parody on which it's based, right, yeah, correct, Yeah,

0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 2>for people that don't know, we actually sang that that's

0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:17.960
<v Speaker 2>us singing at the ends, pretending to sing yeah, well

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:21.760
<v Speaker 2>we're yeah. So anyway, Uh, here's what happened. The Beastie

0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Boys got their own square named after them in Lower Manhattan.

0:51:25.840 --> 0:51:28.440
<v Speaker 2>They've been fighting for this, well, for their right to

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:33.080
<v Speaker 2>party and to have the signs put up and to commemorate,

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 2>to commemorate themselves, uh for years.

0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:36.279
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:39.680
<v Speaker 2>They basically the Lower east Side at the corner of

0:51:39.800 --> 0:51:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Ludlow Street and I believe it's Rivington, Yeah, Ludlow and

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:48.879
<v Speaker 2>it's called Beastie Boys Square. So last Saturday, at this time,

0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 2>they had one of the congressmen out and then Mike D.

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 2>The surviving members, Mike D and Ad Rock were there

0:51:57.520 --> 0:51:59.880
<v Speaker 2>and that thousands of people shut up for this. If

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 2>you take a look at the pictures, it's really cool,

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:05.600
<v Speaker 2>very touching. So they unveiled the sign under the regular

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 2>green street signs. It's another one. It's Beastie Boys Square,

0:52:09.239 --> 0:52:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and there's a rendering of them like there's that in

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:15.120
<v Speaker 2>graffiti art, the three of them. Yeah, so r p

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:19.320
<v Speaker 2>mc A but yeah, it was kind of cool, touching moment.

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:21.480
<v Speaker 2>That's very nice. I feel like I want to go,

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I want to visit Beastie Boys Square, but it's still

0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the same street it always was. Now that's just a sign. Yeah,

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I know, but it's cool. I would want to take

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.160
<v Speaker 2>a picture of the sign, you know, me, put it

0:52:31.239 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 2>on social media and then put a Beastie Boy song

0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:36.480
<v Speaker 2>behind it, because that's what I do in my instep story. Though,

0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't Beastie Boy. It wasn't beast the Boys Square,

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 2>your nickname, bestI Boys Square, nothing but voice your chemras frozen,

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:49.680
<v Speaker 2>the cameras frozen. I can't hear you now I hear you. Hey,

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 2>how'sn't Beastie Boys Square? By the way, nickname in high school?

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:55.399
<v Speaker 2>That sounded like you just took five lines of coke

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:58.200
<v Speaker 2>and then decided to start speaking. It was so weird. Yeah,

0:52:58.239 --> 0:53:00.160
<v Speaker 2>that's what your That's what you sounded like. So if

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I could just do the thing I was trying to do. Yeah, So,

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 2>as you were saying, wasn't Beastie Boys Square, what isn't?

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:07.120
<v Speaker 6>Is it is?

0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:10.160
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Beastie Boys the Beastie Boys Square your nickname

0:53:10.200 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 2>in high school?

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 5>Wow?

0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Wow? You would have repeat that eleven times just you

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.000
<v Speaker 2>should have just abandoned the joke after the first time,

0:53:20.040 --> 0:53:25.399
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was funny, just you know, uh yeah,

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:26.840
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know if there's anything special going on

0:53:26.920 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 2>down there, but you know, maybe walk around a little bit.

0:53:30.560 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 2>So Paul's Boutique on the corner, Well, that's the street

0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:36.120
<v Speaker 2>they did it on. That's that is the that is

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:39.279
<v Speaker 2>the the intersection of where they shot the cover of

0:53:39.360 --> 0:53:42.799
<v Speaker 2>Paul's Boutique. Yeah, I'm saying they should. Someone should open

0:53:42.880 --> 0:53:45.799
<v Speaker 2>up a store now called Paul's Boutique right on that corner. Well,

0:53:46.440 --> 0:53:48.360
<v Speaker 2>maybe you and I should do that. It's not Brooklyn

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Boys murch available at Brooklyn Boys dot big cartel dot com.

0:53:51.239 --> 0:53:55.000
<v Speaker 2>It was Paul's Boutique was actually a real store on

0:53:55.120 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 2>that street, but it's not anymore, right, No, you know,

0:53:57.280 --> 0:53:59.640
<v Speaker 2>it went away years ago. That's what I'm saying. The

0:53:59.719 --> 0:54:02.720
<v Speaker 2>whole that whole row looks different than what the album

0:54:02.760 --> 0:54:04.799
<v Speaker 2>cover looks like. Right now. This is their Abbey Road.

0:54:04.840 --> 0:54:07.879
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. I understand that's people will

0:54:07.880 --> 0:54:09.800
<v Speaker 2>be taking pictures now on that street corner. Yeah, but

0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:12.200
<v Speaker 2>there's no yeah, right, some of those all those original

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 2>stories are gone anyway. But oh, you and I could

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:17.800
<v Speaker 2>do it because there's only two Beastie boys left, so

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:20.400
<v Speaker 2>you and I could go and recreate the two of

0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:27.839
<v Speaker 2>them on the cover. Okay, Now, if I provide all

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:31.799
<v Speaker 2>all this free meat for a barbecue, and I say,

0:54:31.880 --> 0:54:34.279
<v Speaker 2>and it's not my bar it's not my barbecue. But

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:36.560
<v Speaker 2>but if I go, if I go give them the meat,

0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:38.439
<v Speaker 2>and I go to this play and I just drop

0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:41.839
<v Speaker 2>it off, and I got all this meat, all this cut,

0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:45.799
<v Speaker 2>all these all these cuts, am I required? Well, first

0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:48.640
<v Speaker 2>of all, at the end of the barbecue, do they

0:54:48.719 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 2>get to keep the unused meat the person who hosted

0:54:51.719 --> 0:54:54.520
<v Speaker 2>the barbecue? Or do I bring it back? It takes

0:54:54.560 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 2>a different than bring in. Well, it depends do I dessert?

0:54:58.200 --> 0:54:59.839
<v Speaker 2>If you bring dessert. If you bring like a box

0:54:59.880 --> 0:55:01.560
<v Speaker 2>of donuts and they only eat four of them, you

0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:03.960
<v Speaker 2>don't get to go home with the other eight or nine. Right,

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:07.240
<v Speaker 2>that's true. So if I supply the meat, I shouldn't

0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:08.719
<v Speaker 2>take anything. I shouldn't take any about it. If you

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:11.800
<v Speaker 2>bring forty pounds of meat and they cook fifteen pounds

0:55:11.800 --> 0:55:13.640
<v Speaker 2>of meat, you have twenty five pounds of meat. I

0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:16.200
<v Speaker 2>think at that point you can go, hey, uh, you know,

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:20.319
<v Speaker 2>I get the sausage bag. I didn't want to think

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:22.520
<v Speaker 2>that part. Well, there were some leftover steaks and pork chops,

0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't take any. But I'm just wondering, what

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:28.239
<v Speaker 2>is the course of action. What is the host just say, oh,

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:29.640
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'll just keep it and freeze it,

0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:32.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe have it well a barbecue again. Down there, you

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.919
<v Speaker 2>shitload of meat. If it's a shitload of meat, then

0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 2>the host should either say, hey, man, listen, there's so

0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 2>much leftover. We'll off the barbecue again. I'll make sure

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:40.799
<v Speaker 2>you you know, we invite you to come over now.

0:55:40.920 --> 0:55:42.879
<v Speaker 2>If he has a barbecue like in the next week

0:55:42.880 --> 0:55:44.479
<v Speaker 2>and you're not invited, it's a bunch of other people,

0:55:44.800 --> 0:55:47.120
<v Speaker 2>that's not cool. Right, He can't use my He can't

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:49.640
<v Speaker 2>use my meat at a feature a future barbecue without

0:55:49.680 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 2>me being there. Right, Well, I mean he could, but

0:55:51.760 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be I don't think it'll be right. But

0:55:53.280 --> 0:55:54.800
<v Speaker 2>what he should do is say, hey, scary, thanks so

0:55:54.920 --> 0:55:57.080
<v Speaker 2>much for bringing all this meat. There's way too much.

0:55:57.160 --> 0:55:59.320
<v Speaker 2>We can't I mean, it doesn't even fit in the freezer.

0:55:59.560 --> 0:56:01.440
<v Speaker 2>You want to take back some of it? Yeah, that's

0:56:01.480 --> 0:56:03.360
<v Speaker 2>what he should do. If he's got a freezer in

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:05.799
<v Speaker 2>his garage, though, so and he's a big grill guy

0:56:06.480 --> 0:56:07.799
<v Speaker 2>that he's going to keep it all. So a couple

0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:09.840
<v Speaker 2>of years ago, I went to a barbecue and I

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 2>brought all this meat over and we cooked about half

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:15.200
<v Speaker 2>of it. So like, all right, we'll use it for

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 2>next time. Well, fast forward three weeks later, I was

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:20.319
<v Speaker 2>out of town. They had another barbecue behind my back

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:24.640
<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't make it obviously, and I was like, whoa, whoa, well,

0:56:25.040 --> 0:56:27.719
<v Speaker 2>what's going on? And they were texting me pictures. I

0:56:27.880 --> 0:56:31.120
<v Speaker 2>was in Vegas and they were texting me pictures of them,

0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 2>like with the barbecue meats, to tantalize me, to taunt me. Oh,

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.839
<v Speaker 2>They're like, look we had I'm like, but that's fucking wrong.

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I should be invited to the next barbecue if you

0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 2>if you're like gonna, you know, use my meat. You

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:47.600
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. I feel I feel like if

0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:49.880
<v Speaker 2>your meat is being used, and they, oh, they shouldn't

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:52.960
<v Speaker 2>tell you, like they shouldn't be sure. They oh, look

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 2>we're eating your meat. They're like, sorry, I wish you

0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:58.759
<v Speaker 2>were here, but you're out of town. Well, if you're

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:00.560
<v Speaker 2>out of town, it's I guess it's not fault unless

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:02.239
<v Speaker 2>they when they found out you were out of town.

0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Then they planned the barbecue. Right if they're like, oh,

0:57:06.200 --> 0:57:08.719
<v Speaker 2>scary's out, let's seet his meat sending pictures. Oh we

0:57:08.800 --> 0:57:10.359
<v Speaker 2>wanted to have you, but you were out of town.

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:13.680
<v Speaker 2>You shod a luck. That's what my friends do. But

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:15.799
<v Speaker 2>they did that last time. This time, I think I'm

0:57:15.800 --> 0:57:18.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna get invited to the future barbecue where my meat

0:57:18.440 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 2>will be on display. If you know what I'm saying,

0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it's it's I think I think Shakespeare once

0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:26.360
<v Speaker 2>said it's better to be invited most of the time

0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 2>than never invited at all, Like Brody, Like.

0:57:32.800 --> 0:57:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Brodie is scary.

0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's see if you can hear the talkbacks,

0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:39.760
<v Speaker 2>because I'm gonna try and play these. If you listen

0:57:40.400 --> 0:57:42.440
<v Speaker 2>hear the last two jingles, you got to fix that,

0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:44.480
<v Speaker 2>all right. Well, I got to hear the talkbacks to

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:46.800
<v Speaker 2>comment on them. Of course, if it doesn't this doesn't

0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:48.840
<v Speaker 2>work and it goes south, then I'm gonna go fucking

0:57:48.880 --> 0:57:50.720
<v Speaker 2>ape shit. This way, when they say something nice about

0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:52.480
<v Speaker 2>macon Fancdom, and when I say something nice about you,

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I can yell at them or say I didn't hear that.

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear that. What, Yeah, I didn't hear that exactly.

0:57:57.400 --> 0:57:59.680
<v Speaker 2>You could always leave us the talk pack. Yeah yeah,

0:57:59.680 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 2>click the microphone by the way, yep, what I had

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:04.439
<v Speaker 2>something here? I want to I want to give credit

0:58:04.480 --> 0:58:06.920
<v Speaker 2>to the right person. Yep, the guy you play the talkbacks.

0:58:06.920 --> 0:58:08.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll in drupt you when I get to I want

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:10.600
<v Speaker 2>to get the credit for the So basically, if you know,

0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:12.440
<v Speaker 2>if you're listening on the Hart Radio app, you know

0:58:12.480 --> 0:58:14.960
<v Speaker 2>you can press it and hold a microphone. I'll leave

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.800
<v Speaker 2>us one of these things. From episode to sixty eight,

0:58:18.480 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 2>the Bribe and Groom episode.

0:58:20.600 --> 0:58:22.360
<v Speaker 6>Hey guys, how y'all doing.

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Would it be possible for next time scary types of vacation,

0:58:27.720 --> 0:58:32.040
<v Speaker 2>which is probably tomorrow, you guys would consider bringing in

0:58:32.160 --> 0:58:32.760
<v Speaker 2>a guest host.

0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:35.200
<v Speaker 4>That way you don't view us hanging for a week.

0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Maybe one of Scari's friends fall Jim or slim Gym

0:58:39.200 --> 0:58:42.480
<v Speaker 2>or Short Pete or fat Breaker or one of those

0:58:42.520 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 2>guys you know.

0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:44.200
<v Speaker 7>We'd great.

0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I'd really appreciate it because I listen to you guys

0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:50.800
<v Speaker 2>every week, and I miss it when you're not an episode. Hey, listen.

0:58:50.880 --> 0:58:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate his support, his loyalty, his desire to hear

0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:57.320
<v Speaker 2>our episodes every week, but I've met some of Scary's friends.

0:58:57.400 --> 0:59:00.280
<v Speaker 2>They can't host this podcast. They can't. I'm I'd have

0:59:00.320 --> 0:59:02.720
<v Speaker 2>fun talking shit about Scary the all the time. But no,

0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather have no Scary at all than a fill in.

0:59:07.400 --> 0:59:09.480
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, vice versa. We don't really do the podcast

0:59:09.520 --> 0:59:12.120
<v Speaker 2>if both of us are not available, it just doesn't work.

0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:15.439
<v Speaker 2>Dynamic is off. I mean imagine I'd be more apt

0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:17.560
<v Speaker 2>to do it alone than he was. Oh no, yeah,

0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:21.840
<v Speaker 2>imagine me and Jersey Kid TV up for a podcast

0:59:21.920 --> 0:59:24.360
<v Speaker 2>without you. I heard that podcast it got ended.

0:59:26.520 --> 0:59:29.360
<v Speaker 9>Hey, guys, Tamara from Bingham to New York. I can't

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:34.400
<v Speaker 9>believe I'm about to say this, but Brody was wrong. No,

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:37.520
<v Speaker 9>you said that season one of White Lotus was the

0:59:37.560 --> 0:59:39.880
<v Speaker 9>one in Italy. In fact, it was season two.

0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm probably the only person that caught this, but I.

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:45.959
<v Speaker 9>Just couldn't believe that Brody was wrong, because he's never wrong.

0:59:46.160 --> 0:59:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh he's wrong? What the heck Brody hold on? Anyway,

0:59:48.920 --> 0:59:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm wrong, I'll explain. I'm not going to justify it.

0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:56.520
<v Speaker 2>I watched them out of order, so I watched season

0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 2>two when it was new because of the hype, and

0:59:59.480 --> 1:00:02.080
<v Speaker 2>then I went I can watch season one so in

1:00:02.200 --> 1:00:05.640
<v Speaker 2>my mind I got the seasons and the locations wrong

1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:07.400
<v Speaker 2>because I watched them out of order. But you're a

1:00:07.480 --> 1:00:09.880
<v Speaker 2>hundred pcent right. I was wrong, but I'm explaining now

1:00:09.920 --> 1:00:12.040
<v Speaker 2>that you mention it. I did watch season two and

1:00:12.120 --> 1:00:14.080
<v Speaker 2>then watch season one. In his mind it was the

1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:16.240
<v Speaker 2>first season he watched, but it was season two, yeah,

1:00:16.280 --> 1:00:18.920
<v Speaker 2>which which is wrong, but I remember I remembered it wrong.

1:00:19.000 --> 1:00:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that.

1:00:20.200 --> 1:00:22.640
<v Speaker 4>Good catch, Hey, Brody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think there's anything wrong with posting a picture

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<v Speaker 4>you have with the celebrity after they died, thank you.

1:00:29.640 --> 1:00:32.720
<v Speaker 4>What's bad are the people who pretend they were such

1:00:32.760 --> 1:00:35.120
<v Speaker 4>a big fan of that celebrity.

1:00:35.240 --> 1:00:36.200
<v Speaker 5>When they weren't.

1:00:37.040 --> 1:00:39.920
<v Speaker 4>They'll gush about being such a big fan and all that,

1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:42.400
<v Speaker 4>and yet they can't name a single song that the

1:00:42.520 --> 1:00:46.000
<v Speaker 4>singer did or a single movie or TV show that

1:00:46.200 --> 1:00:48.640
<v Speaker 4>the actor did, but they gush about being such a

1:00:48.720 --> 1:00:49.160
<v Speaker 4>big fan.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thank you, Jamie. Jamie contributes very often. We

1:00:52.120 --> 1:00:52.600
<v Speaker 2>love herm.

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<v Speaker 6>I have no idea why people can be shit for

1:00:57.280 --> 1:01:02.600
<v Speaker 6>posting pictures of celebrities. I would totally do it, like

1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:06.560
<v Speaker 6>most people would, so be scary alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Two D. I love you. You can't identify

1:01:09.480 --> 1:01:11.280
<v Speaker 2>yourself though, scary.

1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:14.360
<v Speaker 8>Your view of Instagram is so skewed from a monetary

1:01:14.600 --> 1:01:17.360
<v Speaker 8>and a fame perspective that you know there are a

1:01:17.440 --> 1:01:20.440
<v Speaker 8>faction of us that just use Instagram for entertainment and

1:01:20.560 --> 1:01:24.360
<v Speaker 8>information and we don't post. And for you to say

1:01:24.400 --> 1:01:27.520
<v Speaker 8>that we would all post that picture from that celebrity,

1:01:27.520 --> 1:01:32.200
<v Speaker 8>we would have no. I'm sorry, we wouldn't, So fuck you, Shetty,

1:01:32.960 --> 1:01:34.080
<v Speaker 8>All right, Ted Fmiowa.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you for taking your aggressions out on our

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:40.120
<v Speaker 2>talk back.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, this is a Maggie from Miami about the steak

1:01:43.720 --> 1:01:46.320
<v Speaker 5>dinner scary. You still owe him because you did not

1:01:46.480 --> 1:01:49.560
<v Speaker 5>pay for it. But Brody, as I recall, you helped

1:01:49.760 --> 1:01:54.240
<v Speaker 5>multiple people, why aren't those other people held accountable for

1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:55.320
<v Speaker 5>your steak dinner too?

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<v Speaker 2>A very good question because I paid him twice and

1:01:59.480 --> 1:02:03.120
<v Speaker 2>the other people never even made an attempt. Okay, I'll

1:02:03.160 --> 1:02:05.000
<v Speaker 2>respond to that. First of all, I can't find the

1:02:05.080 --> 1:02:08.360
<v Speaker 2>tweet or the DM. I'm so sorry, but one of

1:02:08.440 --> 1:02:12.120
<v Speaker 2>our slices pointed out that last episode you said bullshit, Brody,

1:02:12.200 --> 1:02:15.440
<v Speaker 2>I tried to buy you steak dinner twice. You admitted it.

1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:18.479
<v Speaker 2>You said, you tried to buy me a steak dinner.

1:02:18.760 --> 1:02:22.480
<v Speaker 2>You tried, which in English means you didn't actually succeed.

1:02:22.800 --> 1:02:25.480
<v Speaker 2>You admitted it. You admitted it. You admitted it. Also,

1:02:25.520 --> 1:02:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the other people don't owe me a steak dinner because

1:02:27.800 --> 1:02:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Greg t and Scary both came to me. They got

1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:33.800
<v Speaker 2>me in the studio and said, Brody, if you get

1:02:33.840 --> 1:02:35.840
<v Speaker 2>this done, we'll buy you a steak dinner and a

1:02:35.880 --> 1:02:38.680
<v Speaker 2>five star, top of the line best steakhouts. You pick it,

1:02:39.000 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 2>we'll buy you dinner. The other people did not make

1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:44.400
<v Speaker 2>that offer. And so these are the two big shots

1:02:44.440 --> 1:02:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I helped, and they both stabbed me in the back

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<v Speaker 2>with one of those knives that if you don't return

1:02:49.200 --> 1:02:51.760
<v Speaker 2>you get charged five hundred dollars at that steakhouse.

1:02:52.040 --> 1:02:55.840
<v Speaker 7>Boy, this is Skyler from Cincinnati. So two things before

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<v Speaker 7>I actually get started. First thing, I'm a very busy man.

1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:03.400
<v Speaker 7>I saw my lunch prep, I paused podcast, I downloaded

1:03:03.520 --> 1:03:06.160
<v Speaker 7>an app that's not on my phone just to say this.

1:03:06.280 --> 1:03:08.520
<v Speaker 7>And before I actually say it, I gotta say one

1:03:08.560 --> 1:03:11.560
<v Speaker 7>more thing. I'm only going to address Brody because a

1:03:11.640 --> 1:03:14.440
<v Speaker 7>nice young man from Rockford County got silenced.

1:03:15.920 --> 1:03:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Brody, keep your dinner. You better get your dinner.

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<v Speaker 7>Skyther again I got cut off, but not Scary this time.

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<v Speaker 7>But no, gather your allies, because Scary's gonna see that.

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<v Speaker 7>This is the will of the slices. This is the

1:03:35.920 --> 1:03:40.040
<v Speaker 7>will of the slices. He's gonna know what's right. Eventually,

1:03:40.120 --> 1:03:42.160
<v Speaker 7>he's gonna know what's right. You're gonna get your dinner, man,

1:03:42.840 --> 1:03:45.160
<v Speaker 7>all right, get your dinner.

1:03:45.280 --> 1:03:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I see the gummy kicked in. Scary is gonna have

1:03:50.400 --> 1:03:53.640
<v Speaker 2>a come to a come to steakhouse moment, an epiphany.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey really, boys, Jacob here out of Northwest Arkansas again.

1:03:58.640 --> 1:04:00.840
<v Speaker 3>I was just finishing up to six when you all

1:04:00.880 --> 1:04:05.760
<v Speaker 3>were going through the talkbacks. And I believe the reason

1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:10.360
<v Speaker 3>that our area has referred to Northwest Arkansas is the

1:04:10.520 --> 1:04:15.320
<v Speaker 3>local stations that cover our area refer to it as

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<v Speaker 3>that because this is their coverage area.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not one hundred percent on that though. Okay, So

1:04:24.200 --> 1:04:26.280
<v Speaker 2>one of ours slices Lonnie, who, by the way, was

1:04:26.320 --> 1:04:30.960
<v Speaker 2>one of my biggest supporters on my Walkers and Talkers podcast, Lonnie,

1:04:31.080 --> 1:04:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Lonnie Spicer. Lonnie always great to hear from you. He

1:04:33.720 --> 1:04:35.880
<v Speaker 2>sent me an article on Twitter and to you, Scary

1:04:36.280 --> 1:04:40.360
<v Speaker 2>from the Daily Mail, which is a British website Dailymail

1:04:40.400 --> 1:04:44.800
<v Speaker 2>dot co dot uk that Northwest Arkansas has been declared

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<v Speaker 2>the new capital of cool. That Northwest Arkansas is where

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<v Speaker 2>all the young people and the cool people are moving to.

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<v Speaker 2>Real it's like the new Nashville. So that that's why

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<v Speaker 2>some people, maybe not him, referring to Northwest Arkansas by

1:04:56.720 --> 1:04:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Northwest Arkansas because it's now a cool region. Well, that's

1:04:59.760 --> 1:05:02.200
<v Speaker 2>where Bentonville is. That is the that is the whole

1:05:02.240 --> 1:05:04.800
<v Speaker 2>of Walmart. That is where Walmart it is. Well, that's

1:05:04.840 --> 1:05:07.400
<v Speaker 2>why it's cool. But other than that, apparently there's more

1:05:07.440 --> 1:05:10.440
<v Speaker 2>restaurants opening in clubs and nightlife. It's the place to be.

1:05:10.720 --> 1:05:12.640
<v Speaker 2>In other words, there's a velvet rope and you're gonna

1:05:12.680 --> 1:05:15.400
<v Speaker 2>go there. I'm gonna spend a weekend there, Brody.

1:05:15.760 --> 1:05:19.480
<v Speaker 5>This is William Joyner from Atlanta, Georgia talking about your

1:05:19.520 --> 1:05:20.320
<v Speaker 5>Facebook listing.

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<v Speaker 7>People will all the time try to bargain with me.

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<v Speaker 8>I list an item listed for fifty, it's worth one

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<v Speaker 8>hundred and thirty.

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<v Speaker 7>They come to me, I'll give you ten. I come back, Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>fifty five.

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<v Speaker 2>They come back. But you said fifty.

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<v Speaker 8>I come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you can fucking read. Yeah, you fucking jackass.

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<v Speaker 7>You're getting there for fifty five now the price went up.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I'll have a good day. I love his line

1:05:45.200 --> 1:05:49.120
<v Speaker 2>of thinking. It's great, dude. People with the boggaining on

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook is ridiculous, ridiculous. Hey, Brody, this message for you

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<v Speaker 2>number two sixty eight.

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<v Speaker 7>You talked about Facebook Marketplace.

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<v Speaker 10>I also sell on Facebook Marketplace again.

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<v Speaker 2>Will see a.

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<v Speaker 8>Listing for fifty dollars that I have and I'll show

1:06:03.040 --> 1:06:04.360
<v Speaker 8>worth one hundred and thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we had him already. He's leaving the same

1:06:07.480 --> 1:06:10.320
<v Speaker 2>message twice. It went through no charge.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, this is your boy formerly known as one last case. Hey,

1:06:14.760 --> 1:06:20.120
<v Speaker 10>she Hady Junes? How did it go? Sleeping on nine

1:06:20.200 --> 1:06:23.120
<v Speaker 10>days on the same room being with Robin the whole time?

1:06:23.360 --> 1:06:26.120
<v Speaker 10>I mean, yes, you always talk about how you'll never

1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:29.720
<v Speaker 10>get married, you're not the married type. But you've been

1:06:29.840 --> 1:06:31.960
<v Speaker 10>with the same woman for the past five years, and

1:06:32.080 --> 1:06:33.880
<v Speaker 10>now you slept in the same bed with her for

1:06:34.160 --> 1:06:37.360
<v Speaker 10>nine days. I mean, are you thinking about her or

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<v Speaker 10>it's not even scratching your head?

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<v Speaker 6>No, she's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it wasn't annoying. I mean, we what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean four days, four weeks, it doesn't been a

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<v Speaker 2>right time. Yeah, that was ready. Oh he tried to

1:06:50.720 --> 1:06:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh he's trying to say that because I surprise I

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<v Speaker 2>could last nine days in a row, that I could

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<v Speaker 2>do like nine decades.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>And fairness the scary. On the nine day cruise with

1:07:03.960 --> 1:07:06.880
<v Speaker 2>his girlfriend on day five, he tried to call an

1:07:06.920 --> 1:07:10.760
<v Speaker 2>uber to send her home. When he comes to the cruise, Hey,

1:07:10.880 --> 1:07:11.600
<v Speaker 2>this is your boy.

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<v Speaker 10>From Roccoan County.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 10>I also hate my voice, but you know I do

1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:21.360
<v Speaker 10>this only to piss off Scary Jones. So pay Scary

1:07:22.360 --> 1:07:25.480
<v Speaker 10>just you know I have a picture with you. So

1:07:25.760 --> 1:07:28.960
<v Speaker 10>the day you die, I'm gonna post that all over

1:07:29.080 --> 1:07:32.919
<v Speaker 10>my social media and then I'm gonna talk about doctor

1:07:32.960 --> 1:07:35.600
<v Speaker 10>fat loss, and then I'm gonna say the first fifty

1:07:35.880 --> 1:07:37.320
<v Speaker 10>likes get a free camera.

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<v Speaker 2>I love your brother, stay strong camera. I couldn't picture

1:07:42.520 --> 1:07:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't picture you honoring me any other way. I

1:07:46.160 --> 1:07:51.520
<v Speaker 2>would love that. I nothing arch Nemesis. He's become your

1:07:51.600 --> 1:07:55.080
<v Speaker 2>arch nemesis. Is he my warrior? You know this Warrio

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<v Speaker 2>and Warrio he's your Yes, that's right, Warrio, he's the

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<v Speaker 2>inverted me.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, these are your boy, and it's always brody and scary. Hey,

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<v Speaker 10>brooken boys, when we're gonna have a giveaway or a

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<v Speaker 10>sell or where I sell it better? But you know something,

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<v Speaker 10>I deal on your store so I can buy something.

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<v Speaker 10>I have a couple of dollars here burning a hole

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<v Speaker 10>in my pocket, and I want to spend it with

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<v Speaker 10>you guys, So let us know Slice for life.

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<v Speaker 2>So he wants so he wants a discount in the

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<v Speaker 2>merch store, Brody, what's going on with that? We have

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<v Speaker 2>to look into an end of summer sale. Possibly that

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<v Speaker 2>would be great. I'll have a job buy the merchandise

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<v Speaker 2>at full price. This isn't Facebook marketplace. We should know

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<v Speaker 2>we are. Your shirt is nineteen ninety nine. I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you four. We got we got us available, we could.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to ask up Maddy Merch Merch Matt merch Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we call him? Matty merch, Matty merchman, Matt merchingman,

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<v Speaker 2>match Maddy Merch. I like Matty, all right, We got

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to maout the merchant man, Matt. It's really

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<v Speaker 2>merchman Matt. He is the final decision on that stuff.

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<v Speaker 11>Hey by Voice Christy episode of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So he does we love him?

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<v Speaker 11>Hey, b Voice Christy from Saddlebrooks Plice for life. My

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<v Speaker 11>grandfather came through Ellis Island from Italy and the registrar

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<v Speaker 11>dropped a you and an I from his name. Originally

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<v Speaker 11>it was d e g U I s I and

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<v Speaker 11>he made it de e g I s E and

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<v Speaker 11>the registrar said, you'll be able to find work easier

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<v Speaker 11>this way. I guess it was true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's stuck.

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<v Speaker 11>It's still sticking. My grandfather went on to own a

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<v Speaker 11>silk dye factory in Patterson with his name on the

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<v Speaker 11>smokesack beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Seeing there was no need for him to fight the

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<v Speaker 2>power and go back to the original way. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, this is what I am here in America.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I am, so I will always be. Probably

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't have done that back then, but I'm glad it

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<v Speaker 2>worked out for him. Yeah again, my great grandfather lost

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<v Speaker 2>an e in his name.

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<v Speaker 11>So there you go, Christy again.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary.

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<v Speaker 11>Who the heck gives a rats behind if you post

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<v Speaker 11>a picture of yourself with a deceased celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>Brody and everyone else, I do it.

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<v Speaker 11>I did it when Adam West passed away. I did

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<v Speaker 11>it when Jackie Demon passed away. It shows caring, It

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<v Speaker 11>shows thank you that you met this person, and this

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<v Speaker 11>person was gracious enough to take a picture with you,

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<v Speaker 11>so you appreciate this person. It just f everybody, just

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<v Speaker 11>like we asked, Dill.

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<v Speaker 2>Christy, tell that to my morning show. Tell that to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone on my morning show, because it's me versus all

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<v Speaker 2>of them who all made fun of me for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I love Christy and she's never wrong. But

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<v Speaker 2>here's what I'll say, is the difference when a non

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<v Speaker 2>show busy type person like us, and I hate to

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<v Speaker 2>use that term, when an average person meets a celebrity, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a big deal, and it's an honor, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>a fan of theirs, that's why you met them. And

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<v Speaker 2>you probably met three celebrities in your whole life, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a huge deal. When people in radio meet celebrities,

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<v Speaker 2>you meet hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of celebrities, many

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<v Speaker 2>of which you aren't a fan of. You like to

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<v Speaker 2>take the picture and it looks good on your social media,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're not really a fan of theirs. Right, Like

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<v Speaker 2>you took a picture of Adam West. You're a fan

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<v Speaker 2>of Adam West. I wish I had a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>Adam West. But if you put a picture up like

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks ago, we all we all met the lead

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<v Speaker 2>singer smash Mouth, not really the what don't really big

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<v Speaker 2>fans of his. It was a nice guy. We met him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, But I'm not going to post a picture

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<v Speaker 2>with him because my interaction with him was not like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I finally got to meet Steve from

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<v Speaker 2>smash Mouth. I put up a picture of me with

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<v Speaker 2>Bob Sagett because I had a connection with him as

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<v Speaker 2>a fan, you know whatever. But it's different, it's it

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<v Speaker 2>cheapens it because when we do it, we're doing it

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<v Speaker 2>to like, go, look I met the dead guy, as

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<v Speaker 2>opposed to hey, I got to meet Adam West, and

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<v Speaker 2>look at that. He was really nice. I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 2>I met him. There's a difference. Scary doesn't for the hits.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary doesn't for the likes. Scary doesn't for the bunch

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<v Speaker 2>your thumbs ups. Okay, if anyone would like to thumb

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<v Speaker 2>up our merch store, that would be great. Go to

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<v Speaker 2>the boys, go to tel dot com, go to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Brooklyn Boys. Uh, you fucked that up. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boy. What's the website. No, that's right, that's Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Ah, you get to be

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<v Speaker 2>the Kaboos for a change. Yeah please, And I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>getting cold here in the Northeast. Get yourself a hoodie. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what you do? Give us a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 2>but check when you're hearing this, check in and keep

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<v Speaker 2>checking in with that website.

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<v Speaker 5>Say that. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, we're gonna talk to merchman Matt and if

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<v Speaker 2>he can, we'll throw something. We'll throw something up and

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see it when you go to Brooklyn Boys, not

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<v Speaker 2>bigcrtail dot com. But at the time of this voicing

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<v Speaker 2>of this podcast, we don't have that in place. But

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<v Speaker 2>at least re equate yourself with that website and keep

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<v Speaker 2>checking back. We're hoping that we can get some checking back.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, if you listen to this in twenty twenty six,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't want to help you. There may not even

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<v Speaker 2>be a merch store. You get that point. You listen,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how to do radio. I can't believe you

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<v Speaker 2>still don't how to do podcasting. Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. Go there, there's something for you. We are

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<v Speaker 2>recording this in September of two three. Yes, if the

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<v Speaker 2>world is destroyed and you're hearing this, we were two

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<v Speaker 2>guys from Brooklyn who had a merch store. What's a

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<v Speaker 2>merch store? They don't exist anymore. The world was destroyed,

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<v Speaker 2>but you could have gotten a discount someday eventually made

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<v Speaker 2>me in the past. And we were two guys from Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's no street sign to commemorate us. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>we should have a street in Bensonhurst, but the scary corner.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have the scary brody corner. I did that.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be opposite corners of each other. Scary brody

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<v Speaker 2>brody scary. Right, So here we go, each side of

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<v Speaker 2>the each side of the corner like has the sign

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<v Speaker 2>but written the other way. Yeah, I love that. Well anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>the street's broty scary one. Yeah, I'm gonna go for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations again to the Beastie Boys forgetting your sign and

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<v Speaker 2>your commemoration of Beastie Boys square. All right, we gotta

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<v Speaker 2>get it. Have to pay tribute to them. We sang

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<v Speaker 2>badly over their music. Yeah, like this song here boys

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<v Speaker 2>up boys brock brocad