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Speaker 2: Up up, dot us dot up, Episode two sixty nine.
Speaker 2: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello, Hello, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good for sixty nine. Don't you what about
Speaker 2: two sixty nine? You need two for sixty nine? Don't
Speaker 2: you you need two for sixty nine? I love it,
Speaker 2: the perfect episode, but not between us. It's like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, it's the old bingo joke, oh sixty nine,
Speaker 2: and everyone's supposed to make some kind of a noise
Speaker 2: because you know, oh, it's like an orgasm, like, oh
Speaker 2: sixty nine? Oh is that what the ohs? In the moment,
Speaker 2: you knew that, Thanks for you knew that already. While
Speaker 2: somebod was speaking of explaining things, Uh, Scary, UH did
Speaker 2: something for my daughter, Uh said something up and she's
Speaker 2: gonna get a call from this company for delivery. And
Speaker 2: so he says to me, you might want to tell
Speaker 2: your daughter to answer the phone. You know, kids these
Speaker 2: days don't answer phones. It's true, unknown numbers. I love
Speaker 2: that Scary is telling me that what the kids these
Speaker 2: days do when I have three kids who do that,
Speaker 2: and he has none. I was just reminding you because
Speaker 2: how many kids do you call and they don't answer
Speaker 2: your phone call? Scary well none. But I'm saying, oh,
Speaker 2: but but if you really, if you think about it,
Speaker 2: let's pull it back for a second. That's a problem.
Speaker 2: You know, a lot of people will miss calls, important
Speaker 2: calls from things or deliveries or things they're expecting. Like,
Speaker 2: so this company's gonna, you know, make that phone call.
Speaker 2: I can already see what's gonna happen. She's gonna look
Speaker 2: at her phone, She's like, unknown number. I'm not answering
Speaker 2: that shit. And then she's gonna miss it, and she's
Speaker 2: gonna miss her delivery window, and then all hell will
Speaker 2: break loose, and then you're gonna be on the phone
Speaker 2: with the company trying to get free dessert. Because I
Speaker 2: already know that that's how it goes. So I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: tell your daughter, stop being like so afraid of the unknown.
Speaker 2: Answer the phone, answer it, and what you used to saying,
Speaker 2: what I don't need you to tell me about the kids.
Speaker 2: These days, I actually have the kids.
Speaker 3: These days.
Speaker 2: I get it the phone. She knows I'm frustrated by
Speaker 2: the fact that people are you know, shortly, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, I'll say this a lot of times. People
Speaker 2: will uh talk to the radio station, right. They will
Speaker 2: be like, hey, call me back, I want to get
Speaker 2: get this comment on the air. I want to do this,
Speaker 2: I want to do that. And then we call from
Speaker 2: an unknown number and then they don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: And then and they're like, well, I missed your call.
Speaker 2: You remember that ship it goes it goes on all
Speaker 2: the time because no one under on Facebook. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, call me, call me later, call
Speaker 2: me now, and you know, I'll call them back. And
Speaker 2: they go, oh, I didn't answer the phone and reckon
Speaker 2: as a number. You just told me to call you. Well,
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was you. Well you knew it
Speaker 2: was me because you knew that you were expecting a
Speaker 2: phone call. Process of elimination, right, And what's the harm
Speaker 2: answer the phone. You're kind of sure it might be me.
Speaker 2: You told me to call you, you gave me your number, right,
Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, I didn't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: It's no no number, no number you just told me
Speaker 2: to call, And I have to tell them the number
Speaker 2: I'm calling. From or say, I'm that's me calling now right.
Speaker 2: People are weird. Yeah, just answer to the phone. Who cares?
Speaker 2: I mean, I can answer in the phone. People are
Speaker 2: afraid of it. Yeah. I got a story happened to
Speaker 2: me about an hour ago. I get a phone call
Speaker 2: and they said hello. I said hello. They said, yes,
Speaker 2: this is blah blah blah storage self storage. Yeah. Uh
Speaker 2: so we're just calling to let you know that you
Speaker 2: are more than ninety days past due, and if we
Speaker 2: don't receive payment within another thirty days, we're going to
Speaker 2: take ownership of your the belongings and your storage unit
Speaker 2: and we're gonna auction them off for something that old gag. No, No,
Speaker 2: it was legit. I have like a caller idea on
Speaker 2: my phone proof Verizon and so it shows me who's calling.
Speaker 2: That could be a spoof, you know, they spoof numbers
Speaker 2: all the time and write different company names. Then then
Speaker 2: you get that on your caller ID display. That's how
Speaker 2: we used to do phone taps. Yes, I yep, yes
Speaker 2: I know. But the woman didn't sound like a scammer,
Speaker 2: sound like a woman in her sixties. That sounded legit.
Speaker 2: Not that women don't scam in their sixties, but it
Speaker 2: sounded like a legitimate call, so I said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: aren't you talking about sir? We've called you three times
Speaker 2: and you know, to remind you to make payment, and
Speaker 2: you know your past two We're going to confiscate the
Speaker 2: contents of your storage unit. And I said, well that's great,
Speaker 2: but I don't have a storage unit, sir. You do
Speaker 2: have a storage unit, you have a ten by twenty
Speaker 2: unit with us, And I said, nope, not doing it,
Speaker 2: not paying it. I don't know who you are, sir.
Speaker 2: We've called you before. This is the fourth call according
Speaker 2: to our records. If you if you're claiming you don't
Speaker 2: have a storage unit with us, then we're going to
Speaker 2: take ownership of your of your the contents. And I
Speaker 2: said who do you think you're calling and she said
Speaker 2: Erica whatever the last name was. And I said, well,
Speaker 2: this isn't Eric, sir. We call this number before we
Speaker 2: know that it's Eric. Blah blah blah. And I said, okay, again,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you calling, but go ahead and
Speaker 2: take all my stuff, go ahead and sell it if
Speaker 2: you want, but I'm not Eric. All right, sir, We'll
Speaker 2: be in touch. So she didn't even believe me that
Speaker 2: it wasn't me, because allegedly she's called this number before
Speaker 2: and spoken to Eric and Eric's not paying. Well, that's
Speaker 2: why Eric's not paying, because they're not calling Eric, they're
Speaker 2: calling me. She would not believe me. I said, my
Speaker 2: name's David. You don't recognize my voice from the radio. Well,
Speaker 2: speaking of you know, scams and phone calls like that
Speaker 2: and taking over. Do you see what's going on in
Speaker 2: Vegas with MGM and Caesar's the big casinos? Holy shit,
Speaker 2: a couple of young hackers. They're saying they may be Russian.
Speaker 2: It's called scattered Spider. They are bringing MGM to its
Speaker 2: knees the entire all. Think of all the casinos and
Speaker 2: hotels that MGM owns, including the Borgada in the Atlantic City,
Speaker 2: but like all like the Aria, the Vedera, the Park,
Speaker 2: MGM or all the ones, A lot of hotels, people,
Speaker 2: a lot of hotels. Yeah, okay, they they took over
Speaker 2: and they shut down the fucking like almost like the
Speaker 2: electricity or whatever. When I say electricity, their their systems
Speaker 2: so no one could get into their rooms because it's
Speaker 2: all who's shut down? Why be specific? The hackers hacked
Speaker 2: into their system. Hackers literally shut down MGM, like all
Speaker 2: the slot machines are out on all in all their casinos.
Speaker 2: You can't hack them to me. You can't check in
Speaker 2: or out online or take credit card information. All the
Speaker 2: doors are you know, how you wave the key at
Speaker 2: the door or that system is fucked. They there now
Speaker 2: have to check people in and out and have to
Speaker 2: stand on a line to get in and out of
Speaker 2: these casinos with paperwork, old school, and give physical keys
Speaker 2: to these doors. This is going on. They're gonna lose
Speaker 2: billions of dollars because of this, all because these hackers
Speaker 2: want ransom and they want a crazy amount of money
Speaker 2: and MGM said, I ain't We're not paying you. Google it.
Speaker 2: It's out there right now. And there's another article that
Speaker 2: says that it only took ten minutes for this group
Speaker 2: to just take over the fucking casinos systems. To shut
Speaker 2: it down. They basically called the help desk. They looked
Speaker 2: up on LinkedIn an employee of MGM whatever or some
Speaker 2: unsuspecting victim. They somehow called in as the employee the
Speaker 2: help desk, who I forgot my pass code or some bullshit,
Speaker 2: and they gave them carte blanche. The help desk gave
Speaker 2: them car blunch into the MGM system. Took them ten minutes,
Speaker 2: so they got all this malware that's running. That's it's
Speaker 2: a huge cyber outage. So this is like Ocean's fourteen.
Speaker 2: It's it's insane that this is happening. And you know
Speaker 2: this isn't like this is just the beginning of it.
Speaker 2: There is. Are you saying you're not there to see it? Well,
Speaker 2: funny you should say that, brody, because where am I
Speaker 2: going next week? I know that's what I'm saying. You're
Speaker 2: going to Vegas next week? Or am I at the MGM?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Or am I? I mean they're gonna have They said
Speaker 2: this could be into the scene to the iHeartRadio Music Fast.
Speaker 2: I am Oh, so is it the Is it at
Speaker 2: the MGM? Yes? Oh? And all their property is going
Speaker 2: well imagine they shut it down next week. During the show,
Speaker 2: they're saying that as of right now, things are really
Speaker 2: like crazy over there. Because I'm just looking through the Bellagio,
Speaker 2: Mandalay Bay, Cosmo politics, I mean these are MGM has
Speaker 2: a huge portfolio. It's pretty much the fountain still working
Speaker 2: at the Bollaggio. I would imagine they're not half a
Speaker 2: Vegas is fucked right now. Well it's legal there, I'm
Speaker 2: that was a prostitution joke. You missed it. So, but
Speaker 2: they're making things terrible for travelers people trying to, you know,
Speaker 2: get basic services from these All the restaurants are closed.
Speaker 2: From what I understand, Well, you can't pay blackmail. But
Speaker 2: I'm wondering what the price of the hackers. What the
Speaker 2: heck I'm trying to look for that right now at
Speaker 2: this point. If I wanted, like, let's say they wanted
Speaker 2: one hundred million, right at this point, ask for ten million,
Speaker 2: I'm sure MGM would pay ten million. Here's a tweet
Speaker 2: all Alpha VI whatever ransomware group you know the hackers
Speaker 2: did to compromise MGM Resorts was hop on LinkedIn, find
Speaker 2: it employed, then call the help desk. A company valued
Speaker 2: at thirty three billion, nine hundred million dollars was defeated
Speaker 2: by a ten minute phone conversation. That's all I understand.
Speaker 2: What did they have to do with LinkedIn? Why couldn't
Speaker 2: they just call the help desk because they had to
Speaker 2: get the name of they had to pretend they were
Speaker 2: an employee of MGM. Oh I claim that, yes, they
Speaker 2: were imitating an employee. It's brilliant. So it's like, it's crazy,
Speaker 2: and that's how it started. And this has been going
Speaker 2: on Brody for like four or five days, and no
Speaker 2: one's talking about it in the news. I'm like, where's
Speaker 2: where's the stories with the headlines? Because he didn't talk
Speaker 2: about on the morning show. We mentioned it, but I
Speaker 2: don't see any coverage anywhere. It's crazy to me though,
Speaker 2: that this could be happening, and that this is the
Speaker 2: these are the attacks of the future. And these kids
Speaker 2: are like like nineteen years old, demanding millions of dollars
Speaker 2: and I love who they know who they are. They
Speaker 2: said they're between nineteen and twenty two years old. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know, I don't mean to laugh, but no. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: the kids in our country are playing grand theft auto
Speaker 2: and these other kids are blackmailing big million dollar, billion
Speaker 2: dollar companies. They should still go get a job.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: You imagine you go to you know, you go downstairs
Speaker 2: for a soda or something from your room, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you go back and allos in
Speaker 2: your key cards are not working, Like, how am I
Speaker 2: getting underwear? And he times that by about five thousand.
Speaker 2: Imagine you got a hooker in the room and she's
Speaker 2: charging you by the minute, and now you got to
Speaker 2: go get keys, and the lines must be out out
Speaker 2: the fucking door to get anything done because you have
Speaker 2: to do it by manual. I mean, remember, Brooke, is
Speaker 2: there somebody manually rolling the slot machine? Uh? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it's a like I think it's it's a hamster
Speaker 2: running on a wheel. Yeah. If you could hack into
Speaker 2: the casinos, and I'm not saying you should, but I
Speaker 2: would rather find a way to hack a hack into
Speaker 2: the slot machines and make them all pay out well,
Speaker 2: like they did in an Ocean movie Ocean thirteen or twelve,
Speaker 2: whichever one. Waste these spoiler No, but the slot machines
Speaker 2: are all down. They can't even use them. I guess
Speaker 2: you could still play craps, right, because you have the dice.
Speaker 2: I would imagine that the card games are still going.
Speaker 2: What about the lights if they have no power? They
Speaker 2: have no lights? Well they have it's a cyberte. I
Speaker 2: don't know to what extent they're on generators. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know the full information out there, but I
Speaker 2: just know it's very difficult. Poor bastards. All right, hey,
Speaker 2: speaking of pranks, have you seen it's going around? And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna blow the lid off of Oh do Jerky boys?
Speaker 2: That duo Mike Rizzo and come o No the Jet
Speaker 2: Blue customer service alleged Jet Blue customer service call. So
Speaker 2: it's all over TikTok, and I imagine it's gonna be
Speaker 2: all over Instagram. This woman, who sounds like she's not
Speaker 2: in on the scam, had a problem where her kid
Speaker 2: was on a flight by himself and the kid landed
Speaker 2: in another city. But Jet Blue has a service where
Speaker 2: they escort your children. You're allowed to put your children
Speaker 2: on the plane, you pay extra, and then they take
Speaker 2: care of your kid for you. It's a concierge service
Speaker 2: or whatever. So allegedly the kid landed in a different
Speaker 2: city and she was calling Jet Blue, you know, to
Speaker 2: get a credit or some kind of to complain a
Speaker 2: little bit nicely, but say like, listen, you should compensate me.
Speaker 2: You flew my kid to the wrong city, right. Well,
Speaker 2: the audio she taped the call, allegedly, this audio of
Speaker 2: it talking to the guy allegedly from Jet Blue, who
Speaker 2: never says he's from Jet Blue. She says. She asks him,
Speaker 2: but he says, yes, we're taping the call, but he
Speaker 2: doesn't specifically say I'm Jet Blue. Anyway, the guy's British
Speaker 2: and he's really nasty to her. So she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, my son was flown to another city. He's like, so,
Speaker 2: what are you looking for? A handout?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 2: Why don't you get a real jobstead of smoking crack?
Speaker 2: Like he's like what she's like, and then he's like
Speaker 2: he gets racially offensive to her and he calls her
Speaker 2: a bad parent. But you know, he did prank phone calls,
Speaker 2: you know, when we were doing phone taps. Sure you
Speaker 2: would poke the bear, right. The woman would say, like,
Speaker 2: my kid was on another flight. You go, well, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe if you're a better parent, you don't come out
Speaker 2: and call her a woman a cunt, right, pardon my language.
Speaker 2: This guy was like, well, you know, maybe you shouldn't
Speaker 2: be smoking crack on the corner like he was. He
Speaker 2: went from like zero to sixty immediately, so it didn't
Speaker 2: sound real to me. Then I remembered, and again everyone
Speaker 2: is commenting how how awful jet Blue should fire this guy.
Speaker 2: Jet Blue should and everyone's tagging jet Blue. There's no
Speaker 2: way in hell. This guy works for jet Blue. Right,
Speaker 2: then I remembered the British accent and the guy's name
Speaker 2: is Ron. Then it reminded me I told you guys,
Speaker 2: uh July June, June of twenty one. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: I know who it was who did it on our
Speaker 2: morning show. But somebody had that guy, the same guy
Speaker 2: try to prank me over fireworks that I bought at
Speaker 2: Walmart and he claimed to be calling from Walmart customer service. Right,
Speaker 2: it's the same guy, the same guy who went from
Speaker 2: zero to sixty on me and was so over the top.
Speaker 2: I called I told you, I called him out and
Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, if you're a prank phone caller, you're
Speaker 2: not very good at it. He's like, oh, fuck you
Speaker 2: your cocksuckering, And I was like, listen, I'm a professional
Speaker 2: prank phone caller. This is not how you do it.
Speaker 2: You don't. You don't if someone doesn't say hi, how
Speaker 2: are you, and you go fuck you bitch? Right, you
Speaker 2: have to sound believably obnoxious, yeah, not like attack them,
Speaker 2: like so everybody's attacking jet Blue. And I posted that
Speaker 2: I knew it was this guy, and other people did.
Speaker 2: Other people are now reporting him to jet Blue, trying
Speaker 2: to get him now in trouble with jet Blue for
Speaker 2: pretending to be them, because they're taking a real hit
Speaker 2: because so many people think it's really a Jet Blue employee.
Speaker 2: And now I would be wouldn't be surprised if jet
Speaker 2: Blue sues the guy, Which is why when we made
Speaker 2: prank call Scary, we don't ever say we're the company
Speaker 2: that we say they're from. No, like we added that out.
Speaker 2: We don't know. Earlier I made a joke about the
Speaker 2: hot new prank about the jury. I mentioned the Jerky Boys.
Speaker 2: But if you think about it and you go back
Speaker 2: to those tapes from the nineties or whatever that was eighties,
Speaker 2: they did a lot of that. They got on the
Speaker 2: phone and they got really obnoxiously belligerent with people like
Speaker 2: the pizza guy, your fucking beazz of socks, you know,
Speaker 2: like like they they were like, that's that's not now
Speaker 2: that I think about it, that really wasn't very clever. No,
Speaker 2: you know, now that doesn't take it was it was.
Speaker 2: It was big for its time. I have to be
Speaker 2: honest with you. And going back and listening to the
Speaker 2: Jerky Boys now as a professional prank phone call they
Speaker 2: weren't very well done. To go from zero to one
Speaker 2: hundred is not there's nothing funny about that. For the
Speaker 2: Saury Boys did it when people didn't expect it, right.
Speaker 2: I think this guy is so over the top and
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I mean he said things that would
Speaker 2: just it doesn't sound real to me. But everyone listening
Speaker 2: was like, I can't believe this guy works with jet Blue.
Speaker 2: They should, they should sue jet Blue. I'm not a
Speaker 2: fly jet Blue again, And I'm like, if I'm jet Blue,
Speaker 2: I got my lawyers on the phone with this guy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 5: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: So yesterday you and I were supposed to do this podcast.
Speaker 2: Today is Friday. Yep, you were supposed to do it
Speaker 2: with me yesterday. Yes. I was called me and you said,
Speaker 2: I can't do the podcast today. My friends are holding
Speaker 2: me hostage and they were and I said, so, I said, oh,
Speaker 2: can't wait to see the videos of you and your
Speaker 2: friends eating food later, and lo and behold there were
Speaker 2: videos of you eating food later. So explain to me
Speaker 2: this hostage you had taken where you you know, was
Speaker 2: it the Russian hackers who took your hostage? So explain
Speaker 2: to me, how are you being held hostage? Well, I
Speaker 2: got to say, first of all, if you're going somewhere,
Speaker 2: drive yourself, don't rely on others. I made the terrible
Speaker 2: mistake of jumping in the back of my buddy's ride
Speaker 2: because I don't want no scrubs the passenger's side of
Speaker 2: my best friends are and he was like, like, let's
Speaker 2: go to lunch. We're gonna go to Houston's Hop in
Speaker 2: the carl get you at one fifteen. Great. Then I
Speaker 2: knew that we were going to podcast later in the day. Well,
Speaker 2: next thing you know, I'm in the back seat. Falco's
Speaker 2: in the front seat and Jetski Brian is driving, and
Speaker 2: we're going there. We have a nice little meal, but now, oh,
Speaker 2: we gotta have pre drinks, so we have a pre
Speaker 2: drink cocktail. And then oh, they want to do a
Speaker 2: bottle of a bottle of wine. I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 2: we're having lunch. I'm eating like roast beef, right, Why
Speaker 2: don't need wine? Nope, gotta have a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: You're eating roast beef. I get it. So we're doing
Speaker 2: roast beef and wine now, and then oh, what do
Speaker 2: you got for a little post drink cocktail. Oh, well,
Speaker 2: you know what, we need some cappuccinos and some espressos
Speaker 2: and maybe a piece of that homemade Keey lime pie.
Speaker 2: So our you know, brief what's supposed to be a
Speaker 2: brief lunch turns into a two and a half hour
Speaker 2: extravaganza at Houston's. So now I'm thinking, all right, get
Speaker 2: back in the car. We're on our way back. Oh,
Speaker 2: we just passed Denvo Denovo on the waterfront. Falcon's like,
Speaker 2: come on, stop in for a drink. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Hold we're on We're yeah, we're in the direction of
Speaker 2: going home. Why are we stopping. It's a nice afternoon,
Speaker 2: Come on, scary, We'll sit outside of the patio. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: now it's a late afternoon. So now we're drinking gropa
Speaker 2: and cordials and freaking kgnak and whatever. And we're sitting
Speaker 2: there sipping and I'm looking at these guys and I'm like, this, dude,
Speaker 2: you're being held hostage. So how are you drinking with
Speaker 2: your hands tied behind your back and you're blindfolded. I
Speaker 2: because I'm far away from home and I'm not in
Speaker 2: my own car, so I'm not in charge of my
Speaker 2: own destiny or my time management. At that point, I
Speaker 2: have allowed myself to be put in the hands of
Speaker 2: a retired cop who's got nothing but time on his hands,
Speaker 2: and a guy who owns his own business that runs itself,
Speaker 2: jets Keep Bryan. So the two of them are sitting
Speaker 2: there and they're having some laughs. We were going to
Speaker 2: go in for one drink. That's never a thing. Three
Speaker 2: rounds later, it's now like six o'clock. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm missing my window here to do my podcast. All right,
Speaker 2: let's continue on. We're on the way home. Next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, Nope, gotta stop off at Blue on the
Speaker 2: Hudson got a Blue new restaurant bar because it was
Speaker 2: on the way. And I'm like, guys, are they all
Speaker 2: paying you for these benchons? By the way, No, it's
Speaker 2: now seven o'clock and I've spent the entire day, which
Speaker 2: started out as a one fifteen lunch at the fast
Speaker 2: casual Houston's, has turned into this debacle. And I missed
Speaker 2: my mark and I didn't even go into Blue Blue.
Speaker 2: I said, guys, I'm out. I said, I'm taking I
Speaker 2: had to take an uber the rest of the way home.
Speaker 2: Oh poor bastard. So, yeah, that's what happened to me, Brody,
Speaker 2: if you really must know. So, I'm sorry I missed.
Speaker 2: My friends are holding me hostage. I can't I can't
Speaker 2: do the podcast. But I was now hostage if I
Speaker 2: was driving hostage video, I was waiting for the you know,
Speaker 2: the hands tied behind your back, reading what they tell
Speaker 2: you to say. Hi, I'm scary Jones. Please pay the
Speaker 2: ransom and I won't be harmed. Please help me, help
Speaker 2: me get me out of here. Meanwhile, you're at a restaurant,
Speaker 2: you're at a bar, you at another bar, you're at
Speaker 2: a strip club. But I wasn't driving. See if I,
Speaker 2: if I drove that day, then we would have been
Speaker 2: there and back, we would have done our podcast. So
Speaker 2: who was don't tell me who was driving, because whoever
Speaker 2: was driving had three and a half rounds of drinks minimum.
Speaker 2: So I'm not like, well that's the driver, No, that's driving. No, Well,
Speaker 2: hold on a second, were you on a jet ski?
Speaker 2: They were? No? No, Brian, Brian Actually, so facul did
Speaker 2: the drinking. Brian did the driving. There was again, okay,
Speaker 2: we and there was a lot of time that elapsed
Speaker 2: between between destinations. And see that's also part of the problem.
Speaker 2: They like to stretch things out. Sure, so whatever, So
Speaker 2: you could have not drank also, right, because you had
Speaker 2: to work and no, but I drank because I was
Speaker 2: sitting there on bored. What am I gonna do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Your hands were tied so
Speaker 2: to speak, so to speak, because you're hostages. Hey, speaking
Speaker 2: of a jet ski Brian. You know the slices And
Speaker 2: I always rib you about your friends with nicknames. You
Speaker 2: took a picture wishing a happy birthday to Steve the Realtor. Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: Steve the Realtor. That's his Instagram handle too. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: do you call him that? Yes, we all call him
Speaker 2: another Scary Jones guy with a job named He's Steve
Speaker 2: the realtor. He's realtor Steve. He's the best. Right now,
Speaker 2: if you become friends with another realtor Steve who's not white,
Speaker 2: would that guy become like Hispanic Steve the realtor or
Speaker 2: Steve the Hispanic realtor? How would that work? You asked
Speaker 2: something else. I'm just curious. I don't know, I'm just curious,
Speaker 2: all right. I wanted to tell you a little bit
Speaker 2: about the wedding, the recap woll the wedding where you
Speaker 2: were bribing the account executives for more clients. Vinie and
Speaker 2: Amanda got married Vermanda, Vermanda or yes they got married
Speaker 2: and yeah, Ermanda Vamanda. They got married over the last
Speaker 2: week last week and it was in Montalk, beautiful mont Talk.
Speaker 2: That's all the way out of Long Island. At the
Speaker 2: very end of it's like the Hampton's, but past the Hampton's,
Speaker 2: it's like the end. It takes forever to get out there.
Speaker 2: It's on cliff right. Well they got that. No, really,
Speaker 2: I mean there's a lighthouse. It's called the End because
Speaker 2: it's actually the eastern most point in the United States,
Speaker 2: I believe, is that lighthouse. If I'm not mistaken, I
Speaker 2: don't know if Florida sticks out like that, I think
Speaker 2: it is. The most easternmost point in the United States
Speaker 2: is the Montauk Lighthouse. And that's it. That's the end
Speaker 2: of the earth. After beyond that is uh actually, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's not the most eastern. I think
Speaker 2: Maine is. Sorry forgot about those states up there. Sorry
Speaker 2: New England. I just offended you. Yeah, it's it's West
Speaker 2: Quaddie uh in lou Bec, Maine to one point, but
Speaker 2: it's very east. For it's pretty damn east anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's not even close to being as far as
Speaker 2: In fact, Connecticut and Rhode Island and Massachusetts are all
Speaker 2: further east and Maine then. But anyway, so the party
Speaker 2: itself was banging. You know, I didn't realize. We have
Speaker 2: a guy. His name is Ray. Ray Is used to
Speaker 2: be a sales dude. He's now a big corporate guy
Speaker 2: at the company. That guy's got skills as a DJ.
Speaker 2: He moonlights as a DJ, and he's got a whole
Speaker 2: mobile DJ company. Ray Ta Haita our friend back in
Speaker 2: the day, back in the day, Ray, back in the day.
Speaker 2: Ray he he So he was hired to be the
Speaker 2: DJ and MC. He's got the company. The guy can mix.
Speaker 2: The guy knows all the songs to play and keep
Speaker 2: the dance floor going. And he candemc. So you want
Speaker 2: to talk about putting on you know, a suit by
Speaker 2: day and like club guy by night. This guy's got
Speaker 2: it all. And and I will say this and I've
Speaker 2: and I'll stand by it for anyone planning a wedding
Speaker 2: the DJ or entertainment makes the party. That and the food.
Speaker 2: I've said this before, the food. People always remember the
Speaker 2: food and the entertainment because remember Greg T's wedding, how
Speaker 2: shitty that was. Well, the food was great, the plant
Speaker 2: palm was fantastic, but the wed Nope. But the entertainment sucked.
Speaker 2: That band was awful. It was a terrible best and
Speaker 2: he even he'll he'll admit that you could it was
Speaker 2: great though, so so always pay most attention when you're
Speaker 2: booking these parties. Pay most attention to the DJ to
Speaker 2: make sure that they or the band make sure it's
Speaker 2: a good one.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And they know what they're doing, and they know they
Speaker 2: know how to keep a dance floor going. And your food,
Speaker 2: the quality of your food. That's all. That's what I
Speaker 2: have to say on that. But uh, the ceremony was
Speaker 2: a bit of an issue. It was out well was
Speaker 2: outdoor at the Montauk Lighthouse. But when they take you
Speaker 2: to the site where the wedding was, it's like a
Speaker 2: gravel parking lot and then says no vehicles be on
Speaker 2: this point and now you have to walk seven minutes
Speaker 2: through a sandy, rocky, pebbly, grassy uneven surface hill to
Speaker 2: get to the actual site where they're going to be married,
Speaker 2: because I guess they wanted that picture with the lighthouse
Speaker 2: in the background. You know, it's cute. So, unbeknownst to
Speaker 2: my girlfriend Robin, who always needs to go all out
Speaker 2: and always looks stunning, she decides to wear stiletto heels. Huh,
Speaker 2: perhaps somebody should have won them, you guys in the imvation,
Speaker 2: like she should have won a more sensible shoes. She
Speaker 2: should have won a more sensible shoe. So, David Brody,
Speaker 2: I missed. I missed my friends getting married because Robin
Speaker 2: couldn't make the make the trip. As soon as we
Speaker 2: got to the area where we were unloaded from the uber,
Speaker 2: there were these big busses waiting for everybody. Yes, we
Speaker 2: tried to make the journey, and we walked up a
Speaker 2: little bit and Robin is like, I can't do this,
Speaker 2: and she's falling. She's literally like like roller ankle, like
Speaker 2: pulling Aaron Rodgers. She was almost gonna pull an Aaron
Speaker 2: Rodgers on me. She couldn't walk in the heels, and
Speaker 2: out of everyone invited to the wedding, she was the
Speaker 2: only one that couldn't make it. Because she's wearing stiletto
Speaker 2: heels to the beach or a beachy, heebbly sandy terrain. Okay,
Speaker 2: but didn't any room. Like as they're walking past, you say, hey,
Speaker 2: hold on, wait for Robin. Well the thing is now?
Speaker 2: Was the other thing? The ceremony started at five o'clock?
Speaker 2: What time does the bride usually get there? If you say, hey,
Speaker 2: five o'clock wedding ceremony, what time you think the wedding
Speaker 2: actually starts? Oh? Five, No, it started at five o
Speaker 2: five and we got it, and we got there at
Speaker 2: five o'clock. So I hear the music playing and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: so now in the distance there at five o'clock for
Speaker 2: a five o'clock wedding. Yes, yes, well that's that's not right.
Speaker 2: Well wait a second, Hold on a second. You know
Speaker 2: that they're always fashionably late. Five o'clock doesn't mean five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Five o'clock. You got to get there and have more derves,
Speaker 2: you gotta no, no, no, no, I'm talking about the ceremony.
Speaker 2: They don't do what no, no, no, no, no, they
Speaker 2: don't do whatur derves there. That's the you're talking about
Speaker 2: the reception. I'm talking about the ceremony of them getting married. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we had food and drink before the ceremony. Then't they
Speaker 2: don't really give? No, they don't. They don't. Jews do well,
Speaker 2: then well the Catholics don't. They don't. You don't get
Speaker 2: ship until they kiss. That's it. That till they kiss,
Speaker 2: get a little something. So it was it was unfortunate, Brody.
Speaker 2: I was so upset because I'm like, no, I hear
Speaker 2: the music going, I see in the far distance, but
Speaker 2: Robin couldn't get there. So then Robin's like, I'm going
Speaker 2: back to the bus. So now I'm between a rock
Speaker 2: and a hard place, right because my girlfriend hobbles off
Speaker 2: to the bus, says I can't make it, and then
Speaker 2: they got the ceremony starting over here. So here are
Speaker 2: my options. Press on, embarrass myself as the last guy there.
Speaker 2: Everyone's staring at me as I walk into the ceremony
Speaker 2: already in progress right without my girlfriend, and piss off
Speaker 2: my girlfriend at the same time because she's sitting in
Speaker 2: the bus. Although she claims she would not have been upset,
Speaker 2: she was, please just you go, they're your friends, go
Speaker 2: see them get married, or would you miss that ceremony
Speaker 2: and spare yourself, the embarrassment of walking in late chuse
Speaker 2: everybody's gonna see you. Go back to the bus and
Speaker 2: be with your girlfriend and earn brownie points. The bus
Speaker 2: couldn't get you to the wedding. As I said, there
Speaker 2: was a drop off point where it was just no
Speaker 2: vehicles past this point. Ever, you had to walk because
Speaker 2: it was you know, it was a gravel parking lot.
Speaker 2: I had a bus could have gone over the gravel. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's not an option. Okay, so the choices are again
Speaker 2: show up by the way. I understand. But you but
Speaker 2: at least you get because I upset that I missed
Speaker 2: him getting married. I love him, man Viny, I'm so
Speaker 2: pissed me too. I'm sorry I wasn't there. Also, when
Speaker 2: web girl Kathleen got married, who used to work on
Speaker 2: our morning show, she got married at a museum and
Speaker 2: the back of the museum on a lawn, and they
Speaker 2: put down wooden boards to walk on for women in
Speaker 2: heels because the ground was uneven. I feel like they
Speaker 2: should have done that for the wedding. They should have
Speaker 2: put down wooden planks or some kind of rubber matt
Speaker 2: You're talking about a seven minute walk through the freaking
Speaker 2: through the trails. I mean, I don't know what married
Speaker 2: I'm saying. The wedding hall should have boards, they should this,
Speaker 2: you're not the first person, or they should have told
Speaker 2: people there's rocks, don't wet the lettos. Although again I'm
Speaker 2: not really sure why why your girlfriend wasted a lettos,
Speaker 2: but they should have been just gotta be the tallest
Speaker 2: girl in the room. She is the tallest girl. She's
Speaker 2: five seven, isn't she Yeah, she's tall, right, d cup,
Speaker 2: what do we I'm just so so I would have
Speaker 2: gone back with Robin. That's what I did. We were
Speaker 2: never getting hut to the altar either way, so it's
Speaker 2: just appropriate. That's what I did. Brody. I sat in
Speaker 2: the bus and then she's upset. She are you upset?
Speaker 2: You're you know, because she felt bad because I missed
Speaker 2: them getting married, and she knows I wanted to see that.
Speaker 2: But why did anyone have to know you didn't see them?
Speaker 2: Couldn't you have just rod? That's that's the funny part,
Speaker 2: because now we're sitting at the back of the bus,
Speaker 2: and now the wedding part and people start. They had
Speaker 2: their own little trolley with the wedding party, but all
Speaker 2: the guests that were at the ceremony start funneling back
Speaker 2: over to the buses, and after one or two people
Speaker 2: get on the bus, the first people thought, oh, these
Speaker 2: guys just got here first, and then at them. Within
Speaker 2: two seconds, we blended in and we saw some of
Speaker 2: our friends from sales and like, oh, scary is in
Speaker 2: the back of the bus. Hey, what's up? You know?
Speaker 2: And it was like everybody, you're just blending in and
Speaker 2: nobody knew. Nobody was the wiser. So you know what
Speaker 2: you do? You just say, hey, you know want My
Speaker 2: girlfriend didn't want me filming that, it was tacky. Whatever,
Speaker 2: Hey can I see your video? But you guys took video.
Speaker 2: Let me say, oh so I can't video and you no, right,
Speaker 2: not only can your post, but then it looks like
Speaker 2: you it's what you can say. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: that that part where where the where the flowers fell over?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like happened? You saw it? I did that.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say who, but I was late
Speaker 2: to the wedding of someone on the morning show. When
Speaker 2: I got there, as the bride and groom were coming
Speaker 2: back out the aisle group quickly I ran back down
Speaker 2: the steps of the church to the side. What it was,
Speaker 2: the groom of the groom, The groom of the groom.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 2: I was there for Alex and Elvis, a heterosexual wedding,
Speaker 2: and I got there after the the you you may
Speaker 2: kissed the bride part, and so when everyone was funneling
Speaker 2: out of the ceremony, I blended into Nobody knew I
Speaker 2: missed it. That's a great move. But as I was
Speaker 2: walking up the steps, I saw the briding room were
Speaker 2: like clapping and they were walking towards the door. You're
Speaker 2: there throwing fucking rice. Right, So I went back down
Speaker 2: the steps of the church and I went like around
Speaker 2: around the step. There was like a little alleyway like
Speaker 2: like a staircase down like to the basement. I went
Speaker 2: over there, and then when all the crowd came out,
Speaker 2: I tiptoed up and then I kind of mingled in
Speaker 2: with everybody. Yeah, and then you got the credit. And
Speaker 2: then did you make sure you said how to the
Speaker 2: bride in the groom as they passed you, like like
Speaker 2: they saw your face, Yeah, yeah, yeah, congratulations. And they
Speaker 2: got in the car whatever they went in like their
Speaker 2: special vehicle, and they left. So to this day, I've
Speaker 2: never told anybody, but I missed the wedding. You've got
Speaker 2: credit ceremony of the Jersey kid and his wife. Great
Speaker 2: to your trash. Yeah, I hit traffic and I got
Speaker 2: there late. So to this day, they never knew. They
Speaker 2: never knew that they tell you. I certainly didn't tell.
Speaker 2: I'm learning right now live on this podcast. That's great.
Speaker 2: It's not great, and I felt bad. It's hysterical. You're
Speaker 2: gonna tell him? Yeah, no, why would I tell him?
Speaker 2: He doesn't care. To this day, he thinks that you
Speaker 2: were there at the wedding and it's twenty years ago
Speaker 2: whatever it was. Yeah, I don't think he cares one
Speaker 2: way ornother if I was at the wedding or not.
Speaker 2: I was there. I went to the wedding. I just
Speaker 2: didn't get in in time, but I went. Chrish looked
Speaker 2: lovely on the way out down the steps. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it was beautiful. I saw pictures. It was just like
Speaker 2: being there with Siri and Brody. So, speaking of the
Speaker 2: wedding that we went to for Vinian and Amanda last week,
Speaker 2: Amanda Amanda, Yeah, hashtag Amanda Amanda. I noticed something and
Speaker 2: going to a wedding as a guy and wearing a suit.
Speaker 2: Why is it? You know, we spend all this time
Speaker 2: and effort and sometimes money, you know, getting dressed up
Speaker 2: looking so great, and the next thing, you know, fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes into the wedding, the tie comes off, Then the
Speaker 2: jacket comes off. Before long, your shirt is untucked, and
Speaker 2: you look like a slob. You look as the guys
Speaker 2: look like. So I've always been of the school thought is, however,
Speaker 2: I'm getting dressed up today for this wedding is exactly
Speaker 2: how it's gonna be until I walk out. And you know,
Speaker 2: I'm very good about never taking off my tie, never
Speaker 2: I'm buttoning my jacket. I stay proper throughout. Did your
Speaker 2: did your tie reach your belt? No, it's not supposed to,
Speaker 2: it's coming. It's supposed to come close just short of
Speaker 2: your belt. Yeah right, but you you usually you make
Speaker 2: your tie belly button length. So that's too short. That's
Speaker 2: too short. Yeah, yeah, somewhere between the bell up and
Speaker 2: a belly but as yeah, no, no, no, I'm but like,
Speaker 2: is it is it right? Because I feel like weddings
Speaker 2: are supposed to be I mean, women they take theirs off,
Speaker 2: you know, Well, the girl some girls have like a
Speaker 2: change of clothes, right they get into a more comfortable dress,
Speaker 2: or they have they take their shoes off and they
Speaker 2: dance barefoot. Can you imagine guys taking their shoes off
Speaker 2: and dancing barefoot, the looks you would get? Forget it. No,
Speaker 2: but sometimes they have us slippers for you, like designer
Speaker 2: like wedding not for the guys. No for the women,
Speaker 2: wedding branded slippers because they know they're gonna take their
Speaker 2: shoes off. But those pads, those little like foot coverings. Yeah,
Speaker 2: same question though for women. I mean, you spend all
Speaker 2: this money on shoes and then you can't walk in them,
Speaker 2: and then you wind up say, oh my feet hurt,
Speaker 2: and halfway to the party conversation. Women will do. Women
Speaker 2: will suffer any pain for fashion, I know. But but
Speaker 2: you're not showing the fashion you're you're actually think Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, But I have never, in any function I've
Speaker 2: ever been at, taken my shirt out of my pants.
Speaker 2: At what point, how drunk you have to be? How
Speaker 2: trashy of a wedding do you have to be? At
Speaker 2: your offense? Slices? But you're taking your shirt out of
Speaker 2: your pants? Look, you want to take it. I opened
Speaker 2: my tie. Like, once the wedding's over and I'm eating
Speaker 2: my appetizer, I'll probably loosen the tie up because it's true.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, Like you said, wedding's over, you
Speaker 2: mean the ceremony and then the reception is going off.
Speaker 2: Sit down and I figure out where I'm sitting, and
Speaker 2: maybe I have some bread. Maybe i'd pick out whatever
Speaker 2: I you know, the mescal and salad I'm not going
Speaker 2: to eat. I open up the I open up the
Speaker 2: tie a little bit, just loosen it up a little bit,
Speaker 2: pop up on that one button. But you don't take
Speaker 2: the tie of my tie? Okay, No, I don't take
Speaker 2: the tie off. No, I just open it. What's the
Speaker 2: difference Once it's open, it's practiced by the time they
Speaker 2: serve appetizer, Is it okay to take the tie off?
Speaker 2: I don't ever take the tie off. You don't, so
Speaker 2: you're like, you're like me, But I'll take the jacket
Speaker 2: off now, like Okay. For instance, the last wedding you
Speaker 2: and I were at together, I think was was it
Speaker 2: Sam's wedding? Yeah, so I wore a three piece. I
Speaker 2: had a vest and a jacket. I take the jacket
Speaker 2: off sooner if I've got a matching vest, because then
Speaker 2: I'm still pretty dressed with the vest on. And then
Speaker 2: you can loosen up the tie because you still have
Speaker 2: the vest. The vest. The vest is a win win
Speaker 2: because it keeps you comfortable. No sleeves, right, okay, but
Speaker 2: you will say you had no vest. I would take
Speaker 2: the jacket off after dinner, So jacket stays on all
Speaker 2: the way through until dinnertime. Once dinner happens, it's okay
Speaker 2: to get down the business and take off your jacket
Speaker 2: and then leave it on the back of the chair.
Speaker 2: I make an exception. I will take the jacket off
Speaker 2: while I'm sitting and eating because then like half of
Speaker 2: your body's covered by the table. You're not walking around,
Speaker 2: and the only people that see you are the people
Speaker 2: allegedly closest to you. That's why you're at their table.
Speaker 2: But if I get up to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: I'll put the jacket. Can I trade you the jacket
Speaker 2: for a tie, though, like, for instance, not taking a
Speaker 2: tie off when it's Yeah, But what I see some
Speaker 2: guys do is they leave the jacket on and they'll
Speaker 2: take the tie off. And now now they have no
Speaker 2: tie on, and now your two button casual, your two
Speaker 2: buttons open. Now you're Brooklyn Industrial. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: See what I'll do. What I might do is I'll
Speaker 2: tuck the tie into the first slot of the shirt
Speaker 2: between the first and second buttons. I'll tuck the tie
Speaker 2: in right this way. When I eat and get food
Speaker 2: on myself, I then bring the tie back out and
Speaker 2: it covers the stains. See what I did there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got a plan then, but I'm never taking the
Speaker 2: tie off. I'll open it. Well, I'll open it a
Speaker 2: lot a lot of weddings, including this one. I saw
Speaker 2: it at one point. The jackets come off, the ties
Speaker 2: come off, and by the way, not necessarily in that order.
Speaker 2: Some of them took the tie off and left the
Speaker 2: jacket on, and then the jacket came off after some
Speaker 2: of them did the reverse. The crowd. The crowd seemed
Speaker 2: to be like the at any moment, a street dance
Speaker 2: battle can break out, you know, and and start doing
Speaker 2: like the eighties nineties dance move well because they actually
Speaker 2: pump up the music to more current stuff, more frenetic
Speaker 2: dance stuff. After dessert, there was more of a fun
Speaker 2: bar vibe, which is fine. If that's the vibe. If
Speaker 2: everybody's taking off their shoes and their jackets and everybody's
Speaker 2: drinking and holding a beer bottle in their hand, then
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a casual type of So by
Speaker 2: the time there's the final dance set where everyone's mane
Speaker 2: in the current music is dessert has been served, it's
Speaker 2: okay at that point to have your jacket, your tie off,
Speaker 2: and maybe even your shirt out of your pants. So
Speaker 2: now you're wearing the shirt over there at the jersey
Speaker 2: short At that point, are you at a wedding or
Speaker 2: you are you at bar? A?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Where are you you keep your shirt tucked in? Look unlessless.
Speaker 2: If you're part of a crowd where everybody you know
Speaker 2: takes their shirts out, then I'm that's that's who you are.
Speaker 2: Then do that. I'm saying for me, the shirt's never
Speaker 2: coming out. What if the shirt is out and the
Speaker 2: jacket is still on. The jacket's still on, but the
Speaker 2: shirt is out, because now you've got a jacket covering you.
Speaker 2: Is that does that the gate the shirt the wrinkled
Speaker 2: shirt tails hanging out at the bottom. No, I'm just
Speaker 2: saying that does that offset the offset, the slap of
Speaker 2: the wedding. The whole point of going to a wedding
Speaker 2: is dressing up for once in a month, once in
Speaker 2: six months, get yourself dressed up, looking nice. You're in
Speaker 2: a formal function. This is the biggest day of the
Speaker 2: couple's lives. Now. Look if Vinnie took his shirt off
Speaker 2: and his tie off and pulled out his shirt and
Speaker 2: he was dancing, then I guess that's like permission to
Speaker 2: do it and wear like just just just a wife, Peter,
Speaker 2: that's it. I think the white, the white, the white
Speaker 2: tank top that we call it. If that's what you're
Speaker 2: that's the wedding you're at, and that listen, the groom
Speaker 2: sets the tone. If if the groom is down to
Speaker 2: a sleeveless white thundershirt, then then then go for it. Start,
Speaker 2: you know, so you're saying, follow the cans, bring out
Speaker 2: the cans of you know, of bud and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: and just put your feet up on the porch and
Speaker 2: do what you want. If you're at a casual wedding
Speaker 2: and you're like, this is about that, we're here to
Speaker 2: have fun, then do what you want. When I go
Speaker 2: to a wedding, I feel like I don't normally dress up.
Speaker 2: I wear shorts to work when I used to work,
Speaker 2: so I like putting a suit on. I'll take the
Speaker 2: jacket off by dessert. I'm not wearing a jacket, mostly
Speaker 2: because at that point my arms are tight. You know,
Speaker 2: I hate too much. But I'm not taking off the
Speaker 2: old me. The old me still has jacket and tie
Speaker 2: on for dessert, because I see it this time, I
Speaker 2: didn't yet this time, I think I did take my
Speaker 2: jacket off. No, I loosened my tie, I left the
Speaker 2: jacket on. Yeah, I took the tie off and the
Speaker 2: jacket on. Yeah. You and I were raised that that
Speaker 2: weddings are a special function and you should dress up
Speaker 2: for it. Like women, most women don't take off their gowns.
Speaker 2: I've been at weddings where some women have like a
Speaker 2: backup outfit because they don't want to step on the dress.
Speaker 2: They wanted to have a good time, but they they
Speaker 2: don't put on jeans and a TEA bride herself always
Speaker 2: makes a change from her from her ceremony dress to
Speaker 2: the reception dressed. Most of the time these days, I
Speaker 2: gotta be honest, I don't remember if my wife changed
Speaker 2: that she might not have because it wasn't commonplace then,
Speaker 2: but now they have two three outfits some of the bride.
Speaker 2: I think my wife had the wedding dress on on
Speaker 2: the honeymoon. I think she still had it on. Well,
Speaker 2: all I could say. All I could say is I personally,
Speaker 2: I feel like, if it's a dress the occasion, the
Speaker 2: occasion doesn't end when main course is served. You should
Speaker 2: follow through, you know. So what did everybody else do
Speaker 2: at this place? Most of the people, well, after half
Speaker 2: the room cleared out and it was just the younger
Speaker 2: people left because it was like the wedding went into overtime.
Speaker 2: So it was like five six hours, right, So at
Speaker 2: the end of the wedding, now though you got the
Speaker 2: last half hour or hour, everybody had all the shirts
Speaker 2: were out. No one had their shirt that their jackets on,
Speaker 2: their ties on, and it was all just looked like
Speaker 2: a you know, a random club night. The women stayed
Speaker 2: dressed though. See that's that's the thing. The women kept
Speaker 2: it tight, except for maybe, you know, people taking their
Speaker 2: shoes off. Again, I'm not judging the people at this wedding.
Speaker 2: I'm saying for me, I'm not taking my shirt out, Okay,
Speaker 2: at the bottom. If the people, if that's the if
Speaker 2: that's the vibe at the wedding, have a ball. I'm
Speaker 2: keeping the jacket on most of the time. Shirt stays
Speaker 2: in the pants. Shirt stays in the pants. That's come on,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm glad we we can agree on something.
Speaker 2: But if everybody's wearing a wife beater, and that's what
Speaker 2: they're called, I'm sorry that I didn't know that's what
Speaker 2: they're called. Never beat your wife. If that, if everybody's
Speaker 2: wearing sleeveless with the with the don't right right the
Speaker 2: wife beat of t shirts, do you give less of
Speaker 2: a gift because it's less formal?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I told the story on this podcast about the black
Speaker 2: tie optional wedding. I went to right where nobody except
Speaker 2: the wedding party wore a tuxedo. But because I had
Speaker 2: been married like a two years earlier, I stud my
Speaker 2: tux so I wore my tuxedo because that's black tie.
Speaker 2: And the photographer kept pulling me with the wedding party.
Speaker 2: He was like, come on, let's go get pictures of
Speaker 2: the wedding party. Like I'm out in the wedding party. Oh,
Speaker 2: but you're wearing a tuxedo, So black tie optional. This
Speaker 2: particular wedding meant nobody's wearing a black tie, right, so
Speaker 2: I was the only one in a black tie, So
Speaker 2: never again, black tie optional. I'm not doing it. What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Uh? You tell me? I mean you,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. You have a lot of
Speaker 2: game your life sign and then you oh that was
Speaker 2: for commercial that's right, And I waited and you didn't
Speaker 2: hit it. Now I hit it. No, I hit it.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear it. If you didn't hear it, then
Speaker 2: that's a technical difficulty and I'm not going to well
Speaker 2: fix that. We'll fix that for a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 2: So you wanted to get into something. Yeah, em. You
Speaker 2: know when sometimes they interview people on the street or
Speaker 2: there's witnesses to a crime, and the person will say,
Speaker 2: I saw the guy. He was tall, was he white,
Speaker 2: black dogs skinned, light skin? I don't know, he was tall.
Speaker 2: They don't give you a lot of detail. And then
Speaker 2: there are some people like, yeah, I got the license
Speaker 2: plate number, here's how tall he is. This is what
Speaker 2: he was wearing. People are really good and some people
Speaker 2: are just terrible. Right, yep, I go to uh uh,
Speaker 2: I go to physical therapy for my knee right, and
Speaker 2: it's getting better by the way. And there was a
Speaker 2: guy there that I didn't like. He was rude to
Speaker 2: me once, not on purpose, but he was, and he
Speaker 2: was touchy feeling with me, and I didn't like that. Whoa, yeah,
Speaker 2: it just he wasn't good at what he did. And
Speaker 2: it got to the point where I had to tell
Speaker 2: my my physical therapist, I never want him interacting with
Speaker 2: me again. Never, okay, wow. And my physical therapist changed
Speaker 2: and I got a new physical therapist, and I told him,
Speaker 2: I said, hey, listen, that guy, just keep him away
Speaker 2: from me because we had we had problems anyway. He
Speaker 2: says to me. A couple of weeks later, he says,
Speaker 2: I said, hey, I haven't seen that guy anymore. He says, oh,
Speaker 2: he doesn't work here anymore. I said, okay, good, good, good.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks go by, he says, you know,
Speaker 2: he had told me he goes it doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 2: Other people had problems with him. You'll never see him again.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Wow. Going. A couple of weeks
Speaker 2: go by, and my physical therapist had off that week.
Speaker 2: He had gone away for a out of town wedding.
Speaker 2: And while he was gone, I had to fill in.
Speaker 2: And while he was gone, this guy was back. No way,
Speaker 2: this guy that I had problems with was back. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fun? I was told he was fired.
Speaker 2: So my physical therapist comes back and I said, hey, man,
Speaker 2: remember that guy TELDE had problems with. He was back?
Speaker 2: What guy? I said, you know the guy? What was
Speaker 2: his name? I don't remember his name.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was John, I don't I remember. I could
Speaker 2: have been John. I don't remember the name. He said, Well,
Speaker 2: describe him, so I said, well, he was tall, muscular
Speaker 2: and medium skin like. He was either Hispanic dok skin
Speaker 2: or he was black light skin, but he was he
Speaker 2: had he had much darker skin than me. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: pale as a ghost. And he says, oh, was it was?
Speaker 2: It was it Steve? And he points to Steve Uh,
Speaker 2: And I said, no, Steve is a white guy.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: He's like five eight, he's not muscular, and and he's
Speaker 2: right there, he still works here. I don't know who
Speaker 2: you could be talking about. I said, I think his
Speaker 2: name was John. I don't know, but he and I
Speaker 2: describe him again, and he says, uh, oh, Albert, and
Speaker 2: I said, Albert has long hair. Did I say this
Speaker 2: guy had long hair? No, then it's not Albert. And
Speaker 2: I'm describing him again and he's and I said, dude,
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, oh oh, it was Pete and I said,
Speaker 2: Pete's white. This guy I just described him is not.
Speaker 2: So he starts naming everybody and it's not coming close.
Speaker 2: I'm like, again, really big, muscular, could have been hispanic
Speaker 2: or mediums complexion, darker than you are. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: and his name was like John something. So he's going
Speaker 2: through like every name and every every and I go,
Speaker 2: I go, that guy, what are you talking about? I
Speaker 2: go that guy? No, And every guy he mentions looks
Speaker 2: nothing like the description that I'm giving him. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: this guy worked here for months. I've been coming here
Speaker 2: for months. How do you not know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: It was like it was John, it was Jarreed me
Speaker 2: something with a jay. And he's like and he's like,
Speaker 2: was the Pat? I'm like, does Pat start with a jay?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: Are you the worst this?
Speaker 8: You know? Point?
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's fucking with you, but no, he's
Speaker 2: legitimately like naming every guy there that except the guy
Speaker 2: that he tells me, I said, look, dude, obviously the
Speaker 2: guy still works there. You told me he was fired.
Speaker 2: So I tell the guy again, look, why don't you
Speaker 2: ask other people give the description of what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: So he goes and asks two people. That comes back
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, Johan, Okay, I told you John,
Speaker 2: it's one letter away from Johan. I described him perfectly.
Speaker 2: And you're asking me if it's Steve, the white guy,
Speaker 2: the scrawny white guy. Why they don't put to They
Speaker 2: don't visualize the world. Yeah, they don't visualize the word
Speaker 2: John and realize that that is like maybe a couple
Speaker 2: of letters away from Johan. The point is this guy
Speaker 2: worked there for for like a year and a half
Speaker 2: with my physical therapist, right, I described him to a t.
Speaker 2: He tells me the guy was fired. Then he tells me, oh,
Speaker 2: he's back to phill In occasionally. He wasn't really fired,
Speaker 2: he lost his full time stat He knows everything about
Speaker 2: the guy, but he doesn't remember who I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: and then points to people that work there that couldn't
Speaker 2: possibly be the guy I'm talking about, who allegedly doesn't
Speaker 2: work there anymore. My point is, there are some people
Speaker 2: you want to be your witness, and some people you
Speaker 2: do not want to be your witness. If I ever
Speaker 2: get stabbed in front of him, there's no chance of
Speaker 2: them ever catching the guy gonna happen. The guy could
Speaker 2: be wearing a Mets jersey who stabs me? And this
Speaker 2: guy be like, I don't know, I think it was
Speaker 2: a Yankee shirt. It could have been I don't know,
Speaker 2: a red shirt from the gap. I don't know. That's great.
Speaker 2: He could figure out Johan from John. I didn't know
Speaker 2: the guy's names. Didn't like him, but I knew it
Speaker 2: was like Judge. I was like, Joe, which way did
Speaker 2: he go? Which way? Exactly? I'm like, listen, stick to
Speaker 2: rubbing my kneecap. That's it. You are not not helpful,
Speaker 2: so can't imagine. Yeah, so Johann officially Johann doesn't work
Speaker 2: there anymore. So thankfully Johan's a dude. Hey oh, we
Speaker 2: got to congratulate lead out Beastie Boys, the singers of
Speaker 2: our the singers of our closing jingle. Uh they finally
Speaker 2: after a well, the parody on which it's based, right, yeah, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 2: for people that don't know, we actually sang that that's
Speaker 2: us singing at the ends, pretending to sing yeah, well
Speaker 2: we're yeah. So anyway, Uh, here's what happened. The Beastie
Speaker 2: Boys got their own square named after them in Lower Manhattan.
Speaker 2: They've been fighting for this, well, for their right to
Speaker 2: party and to have the signs put up and to commemorate,
Speaker 2: to commemorate themselves, uh for years.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: They basically the Lower east Side at the corner of
Speaker 2: Ludlow Street and I believe it's Rivington, Yeah, Ludlow and
Speaker 2: it's called Beastie Boys Square. So last Saturday, at this time,
Speaker 2: they had one of the congressmen out and then Mike D.
Speaker 2: The surviving members, Mike D and Ad Rock were there
Speaker 2: and that thousands of people shut up for this. If
Speaker 2: you take a look at the pictures, it's really cool,
Speaker 2: very touching. So they unveiled the sign under the regular
Speaker 2: green street signs. It's another one. It's Beastie Boys Square,
Speaker 2: and there's a rendering of them like there's that in
Speaker 2: graffiti art, the three of them. Yeah, so r p
Speaker 2: mc A but yeah, it was kind of cool, touching moment.
Speaker 2: That's very nice. I feel like I want to go,
Speaker 2: I want to visit Beastie Boys Square, but it's still
Speaker 2: the same street it always was. Now that's just a sign. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, but it's cool. I would want to take
Speaker 2: a picture of the sign, you know, me, put it
Speaker 2: on social media and then put a Beastie Boy song
Speaker 2: behind it, because that's what I do in my instep story. Though,
Speaker 2: I wasn't Beastie Boy. It wasn't beast the Boys Square,
Speaker 2: your nickname, bestI Boys Square, nothing but voice your chemras frozen,
Speaker 2: the cameras frozen. I can't hear you now I hear you. Hey,
Speaker 2: how'sn't Beastie Boys Square? By the way, nickname in high school?
Speaker 2: That sounded like you just took five lines of coke
Speaker 2: and then decided to start speaking. It was so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what your That's what you sounded like. So if
Speaker 2: I could just do the thing I was trying to do. Yeah, So,
Speaker 2: as you were saying, wasn't Beastie Boys Square, what isn't?
Speaker 6: Is it is?
Speaker 2: It wasn't Beastie Boys the Beastie Boys Square your nickname
Speaker 2: in high school?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow? You would have repeat that eleven times just you
Speaker 2: should have just abandoned the joke after the first time,
Speaker 2: I thought it was funny, just you know, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't know if there's anything special going on
Speaker 2: down there, but you know, maybe walk around a little bit.
Speaker 2: So Paul's Boutique on the corner, Well, that's the street
Speaker 2: they did it on. That's that is the that is
Speaker 2: the the intersection of where they shot the cover of
Speaker 2: Paul's Boutique. Yeah, I'm saying they should. Someone should open
Speaker 2: up a store now called Paul's Boutique right on that corner. Well,
Speaker 2: maybe you and I should do that. It's not Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys murch available at Brooklyn Boys dot big cartel dot com.
Speaker 2: It was Paul's Boutique was actually a real store on
Speaker 2: that street, but it's not anymore, right, No, you know,
Speaker 2: it went away years ago. That's what I'm saying. The
Speaker 2: whole that whole row looks different than what the album
Speaker 2: cover looks like. Right now. This is their Abbey Road.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I understand that's people will
Speaker 2: be taking pictures now on that street corner. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: there's no yeah, right, some of those all those original
Speaker 2: stories are gone anyway. But oh, you and I could
Speaker 2: do it because there's only two Beastie boys left, so
Speaker 2: you and I could go and recreate the two of
Speaker 2: them on the cover. Okay, Now, if I provide all
Speaker 2: all this free meat for a barbecue, and I say,
Speaker 2: and it's not my bar it's not my barbecue. But
Speaker 2: but if I go, if I go give them the meat,
Speaker 2: and I go to this play and I just drop
Speaker 2: it off, and I got all this meat, all this cut,
Speaker 2: all these all these cuts, am I required? Well, first
Speaker 2: of all, at the end of the barbecue, do they
Speaker 2: get to keep the unused meat the person who hosted
Speaker 2: the barbecue? Or do I bring it back? It takes
Speaker 2: a different than bring in. Well, it depends do I dessert?
Speaker 2: If you bring dessert. If you bring like a box
Speaker 2: of donuts and they only eat four of them, you
Speaker 2: don't get to go home with the other eight or nine. Right,
Speaker 2: that's true. So if I supply the meat, I shouldn't
Speaker 2: take anything. I shouldn't take any about it. If you
Speaker 2: bring forty pounds of meat and they cook fifteen pounds
Speaker 2: of meat, you have twenty five pounds of meat. I
Speaker 2: think at that point you can go, hey, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I get the sausage bag. I didn't want to think
Speaker 2: that part. Well, there were some leftover steaks and pork chops,
Speaker 2: but I didn't take any. But I'm just wondering, what
Speaker 2: is the course of action. What is the host just say, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'll just keep it and freeze it,
Speaker 2: maybe have it well a barbecue again. Down there, you
Speaker 2: shitload of meat. If it's a shitload of meat, then
Speaker 2: the host should either say, hey, man, listen, there's so
Speaker 2: much leftover. We'll off the barbecue again. I'll make sure
Speaker 2: you you know, we invite you to come over now.
Speaker 2: If he has a barbecue like in the next week
Speaker 2: and you're not invited, it's a bunch of other people,
Speaker 2: that's not cool. Right, He can't use my He can't
Speaker 2: use my meat at a feature a future barbecue without
Speaker 2: me being there. Right, Well, I mean he could, but
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be I don't think it'll be right. But
Speaker 2: what he should do is say, hey, scary, thanks so
Speaker 2: much for bringing all this meat. There's way too much.
Speaker 2: We can't I mean, it doesn't even fit in the freezer.
Speaker 2: You want to take back some of it? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what he should do. If he's got a freezer in
Speaker 2: his garage, though, so and he's a big grill guy
Speaker 2: that he's going to keep it all. So a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago, I went to a barbecue and I
Speaker 2: brought all this meat over and we cooked about half
Speaker 2: of it. So like, all right, we'll use it for
Speaker 2: next time. Well, fast forward three weeks later, I was
Speaker 2: out of town. They had another barbecue behind my back
Speaker 2: and I couldn't make it obviously, and I was like, whoa, whoa, well,
Speaker 2: what's going on? And they were texting me pictures. I
Speaker 2: was in Vegas and they were texting me pictures of them,
Speaker 2: like with the barbecue meats, to tantalize me, to taunt me. Oh,
Speaker 2: They're like, look we had I'm like, but that's fucking wrong.
Speaker 2: I should be invited to the next barbecue if you
Speaker 2: if you're like gonna, you know, use my meat. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I feel I feel like if
Speaker 2: your meat is being used, and they, oh, they shouldn't
Speaker 2: tell you, like they shouldn't be sure. They oh, look
Speaker 2: we're eating your meat. They're like, sorry, I wish you
Speaker 2: were here, but you're out of town. Well, if you're
Speaker 2: out of town, it's I guess it's not fault unless
Speaker 2: they when they found out you were out of town.
Speaker 2: Then they planned the barbecue. Right if they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: scary's out, let's seet his meat sending pictures. Oh we
Speaker 2: wanted to have you, but you were out of town.
Speaker 2: You shod a luck. That's what my friends do. But
Speaker 2: they did that last time. This time, I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get invited to the future barbecue where my meat
Speaker 2: will be on display. If you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: I think it's it's I think I think Shakespeare once
Speaker 2: said it's better to be invited most of the time
Speaker 2: than never invited at all, Like Brody, Like.
Speaker 3: Brodie is scary.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see if you can hear the talkbacks,
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna try and play these. If you listen
Speaker 2: hear the last two jingles, you got to fix that,
Speaker 2: all right. Well, I got to hear the talkbacks to
Speaker 2: comment on them. Of course, if it doesn't this doesn't
Speaker 2: work and it goes south, then I'm gonna go fucking
Speaker 2: ape shit. This way, when they say something nice about
Speaker 2: macon Fancdom, and when I say something nice about you,
Speaker 2: I can yell at them or say I didn't hear that.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that. What, Yeah, I didn't hear that exactly.
Speaker 2: You could always leave us the talk pack. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: click the microphone by the way, yep, what I had
Speaker 2: something here? I want to I want to give credit
Speaker 2: to the right person. Yep, the guy you play the talkbacks.
Speaker 2: I'll in drupt you when I get to I want
Speaker 2: to get the credit for the So basically, if you know,
Speaker 2: if you're listening on the Hart Radio app, you know
Speaker 2: you can press it and hold a microphone. I'll leave
Speaker 2: us one of these things. From episode to sixty eight,
Speaker 2: the Bribe and Groom episode.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, how y'all doing.
Speaker 2: Would it be possible for next time scary types of vacation,
Speaker 2: which is probably tomorrow, you guys would consider bringing in
Speaker 2: a guest host.
Speaker 4: That way you don't view us hanging for a week.
Speaker 2: Maybe one of Scari's friends fall Jim or slim Gym
Speaker 2: or Short Pete or fat Breaker or one of those
Speaker 2: guys you know.
Speaker 7: We'd great.
Speaker 2: I'd really appreciate it because I listen to you guys
Speaker 2: every week, and I miss it when you're not an episode. Hey, listen.
Speaker 2: I appreciate his support, his loyalty, his desire to hear
Speaker 2: our episodes every week, but I've met some of Scary's friends.
Speaker 2: They can't host this podcast. They can't. I'm I'd have
Speaker 2: fun talking shit about Scary the all the time. But no,
Speaker 2: I'd rather have no Scary at all than a fill in.
Speaker 2: And yeah, vice versa. We don't really do the podcast
Speaker 2: if both of us are not available, it just doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Dynamic is off. I mean imagine I'd be more apt
Speaker 2: to do it alone than he was. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 2: imagine me and Jersey Kid TV up for a podcast
Speaker 2: without you. I heard that podcast it got ended.
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, Tamara from Bingham to New York. I can't
Speaker 9: believe I'm about to say this, but Brody was wrong. No,
Speaker 9: you said that season one of White Lotus was the
Speaker 9: one in Italy. In fact, it was season two.
Speaker 2: I'm probably the only person that caught this, but I.
Speaker 9: Just couldn't believe that Brody was wrong, because he's never wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh he's wrong? What the heck Brody hold on? Anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm wrong, I'll explain. I'm not going to justify it.
Speaker 2: I watched them out of order, so I watched season
Speaker 2: two when it was new because of the hype, and
Speaker 2: then I went I can watch season one so in
Speaker 2: my mind I got the seasons and the locations wrong
Speaker 2: because I watched them out of order. But you're a
Speaker 2: hundred pcent right. I was wrong, but I'm explaining now
Speaker 2: that you mention it. I did watch season two and
Speaker 2: then watch season one. In his mind it was the
Speaker 2: first season he watched, but it was season two, yeah,
Speaker 2: which which is wrong, but I remember I remembered it wrong.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Good catch, Hey, Brody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything wrong with posting a picture
Speaker 4: you have with the celebrity after they died, thank you.
Speaker 4: What's bad are the people who pretend they were such
Speaker 4: a big fan of that celebrity.
Speaker 5: When they weren't.
Speaker 4: They'll gush about being such a big fan and all that,
Speaker 4: and yet they can't name a single song that the
Speaker 4: singer did or a single movie or TV show that
Speaker 4: the actor did, but they gush about being such a
Speaker 4: big fan.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Jamie. Jamie contributes very often. We
Speaker 2: love herm.
Speaker 6: I have no idea why people can be shit for
Speaker 6: posting pictures of celebrities. I would totally do it, like
Speaker 6: most people would, so be scary alone.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Two D. I love you. You can't identify
Speaker 2: yourself though, scary.
Speaker 8: Your view of Instagram is so skewed from a monetary
Speaker 8: and a fame perspective that you know there are a
Speaker 8: faction of us that just use Instagram for entertainment and
Speaker 8: information and we don't post. And for you to say
Speaker 8: that we would all post that picture from that celebrity,
Speaker 8: we would have no. I'm sorry, we wouldn't, So fuck you, Shetty,
Speaker 8: All right, Ted Fmiowa.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for taking your aggressions out on our
Speaker 2: talk back.
Speaker 5: Hey, this is a Maggie from Miami about the steak
Speaker 5: dinner scary. You still owe him because you did not
Speaker 5: pay for it. But Brody, as I recall, you helped
Speaker 5: multiple people, why aren't those other people held accountable for
Speaker 5: your steak dinner too?
Speaker 2: A very good question because I paid him twice and
Speaker 2: the other people never even made an attempt. Okay, I'll
Speaker 2: respond to that. First of all, I can't find the
Speaker 2: tweet or the DM. I'm so sorry, but one of
Speaker 2: our slices pointed out that last episode you said bullshit, Brody,
Speaker 2: I tried to buy you steak dinner twice. You admitted it.
Speaker 2: You said, you tried to buy me a steak dinner.
Speaker 2: You tried, which in English means you didn't actually succeed.
Speaker 2: You admitted it. You admitted it. You admitted it. Also,
Speaker 2: the other people don't owe me a steak dinner because
Speaker 2: Greg t and Scary both came to me. They got
Speaker 2: me in the studio and said, Brody, if you get
Speaker 2: this done, we'll buy you a steak dinner and a
Speaker 2: five star, top of the line best steakhouts. You pick it,
Speaker 2: we'll buy you dinner. The other people did not make
Speaker 2: that offer. And so these are the two big shots
Speaker 2: I helped, and they both stabbed me in the back
Speaker 2: with one of those knives that if you don't return
Speaker 2: you get charged five hundred dollars at that steakhouse.
Speaker 7: Boy, this is Skyler from Cincinnati. So two things before
Speaker 7: I actually get started. First thing, I'm a very busy man.
Speaker 7: I saw my lunch prep, I paused podcast, I downloaded
Speaker 7: an app that's not on my phone just to say this.
Speaker 7: And before I actually say it, I gotta say one
Speaker 7: more thing. I'm only going to address Brody because a
Speaker 7: nice young man from Rockford County got silenced.
Speaker 2: Brody, keep your dinner. You better get your dinner.
Speaker 7: Skyther again I got cut off, but not Scary this time.
Speaker 7: But no, gather your allies, because Scary's gonna see that.
Speaker 7: This is the will of the slices. This is the
Speaker 7: will of the slices. He's gonna know what's right. Eventually,
Speaker 7: he's gonna know what's right. You're gonna get your dinner, man,
Speaker 7: all right, get your dinner.
Speaker 2: I see the gummy kicked in. Scary is gonna have
Speaker 2: a come to a come to steakhouse moment, an epiphany.
Speaker 3: Hey really, boys, Jacob here out of Northwest Arkansas again.
Speaker 3: I was just finishing up to six when you all
Speaker 3: were going through the talkbacks. And I believe the reason
Speaker 3: that our area has referred to Northwest Arkansas is the
Speaker 3: local stations that cover our area refer to it as
Speaker 3: that because this is their coverage area.
Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent on that though. Okay, So
Speaker 2: one of ours slices Lonnie, who, by the way, was
Speaker 2: one of my biggest supporters on my Walkers and Talkers podcast, Lonnie,
Speaker 2: Lonnie Spicer. Lonnie always great to hear from you. He
Speaker 2: sent me an article on Twitter and to you, Scary
Speaker 2: from the Daily Mail, which is a British website Dailymail
Speaker 2: dot co dot uk that Northwest Arkansas has been declared
Speaker 2: the new capital of cool. That Northwest Arkansas is where
Speaker 2: all the young people and the cool people are moving to.
Speaker 2: Real it's like the new Nashville. So that that's why
Speaker 2: some people, maybe not him, referring to Northwest Arkansas by
Speaker 2: Northwest Arkansas because it's now a cool region. Well, that's
Speaker 2: where Bentonville is. That is the that is the whole
Speaker 2: of Walmart. That is where Walmart it is. Well, that's
Speaker 2: why it's cool. But other than that, apparently there's more
Speaker 2: restaurants opening in clubs and nightlife. It's the place to be.
Speaker 2: In other words, there's a velvet rope and you're gonna
Speaker 2: go there. I'm gonna spend a weekend there, Brody.
Speaker 5: This is William Joyner from Atlanta, Georgia talking about your
Speaker 5: Facebook listing.
Speaker 7: People will all the time try to bargain with me.
Speaker 8: I list an item listed for fifty, it's worth one
Speaker 8: hundred and thirty.
Speaker 7: They come to me, I'll give you ten. I come back, Okay,
Speaker 7: fifty five.
Speaker 2: They come back. But you said fifty.
Speaker 8: I come back.
Speaker 2: Oh you can fucking read. Yeah, you fucking jackass.
Speaker 7: You're getting there for fifty five now the price went up.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll have a good day. I love his line
Speaker 2: of thinking. It's great, dude. People with the boggaining on
Speaker 2: Facebook is ridiculous, ridiculous. Hey, Brody, this message for you
Speaker 2: number two sixty eight.
Speaker 7: You talked about Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 10: I also sell on Facebook Marketplace again.
Speaker 2: Will see a.
Speaker 8: Listing for fifty dollars that I have and I'll show
Speaker 8: worth one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 2: All right, we had him already. He's leaving the same
Speaker 2: message twice. It went through no charge.
Speaker 10: Hey, this is your boy formerly known as one last case. Hey,
Speaker 10: she Hady Junes? How did it go? Sleeping on nine
Speaker 10: days on the same room being with Robin the whole time?
Speaker 10: I mean, yes, you always talk about how you'll never
Speaker 10: get married, you're not the married type. But you've been
Speaker 10: with the same woman for the past five years, and
Speaker 10: now you slept in the same bed with her for
Speaker 10: nine days. I mean, are you thinking about her or
Speaker 10: it's not even scratching your head?
Speaker 6: No, she's not.
Speaker 2: I mean it wasn't annoying. I mean, we what's up?
Speaker 2: I mean four days, four weeks, it doesn't been a
Speaker 2: right time. Yeah, that was ready. Oh he tried to
Speaker 2: Oh he's trying to say that because I surprise I
Speaker 2: could last nine days in a row, that I could
Speaker 2: do like nine decades.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: And fairness the scary. On the nine day cruise with
Speaker 2: his girlfriend on day five, he tried to call an
Speaker 2: uber to send her home. When he comes to the cruise, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is your boy.
Speaker 10: From Roccoan County.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 10: I also hate my voice, but you know I do
Speaker 10: this only to piss off Scary Jones. So pay Scary
Speaker 10: just you know I have a picture with you. So
Speaker 10: the day you die, I'm gonna post that all over
Speaker 10: my social media and then I'm gonna talk about doctor
Speaker 10: fat loss, and then I'm gonna say the first fifty
Speaker 10: likes get a free camera.
Speaker 2: I love your brother, stay strong camera. I couldn't picture
Speaker 2: I couldn't picture you honoring me any other way. I
Speaker 2: would love that. I nothing arch Nemesis. He's become your
Speaker 2: arch nemesis. Is he my warrior? You know this Warrio
Speaker 2: and Warrio he's your Yes, that's right, Warrio, he's the
Speaker 2: inverted me.
Speaker 10: Hey, these are your boy, and it's always brody and scary. Hey,
Speaker 10: brooken boys, when we're gonna have a giveaway or a
Speaker 10: sell or where I sell it better? But you know something,
Speaker 10: I deal on your store so I can buy something.
Speaker 10: I have a couple of dollars here burning a hole
Speaker 10: in my pocket, and I want to spend it with
Speaker 10: you guys, So let us know Slice for life.
Speaker 2: So he wants so he wants a discount in the
Speaker 2: merch store, Brody, what's going on with that? We have
Speaker 2: to look into an end of summer sale. Possibly that
Speaker 2: would be great. I'll have a job buy the merchandise
Speaker 2: at full price. This isn't Facebook marketplace. We should know
Speaker 2: we are. Your shirt is nineteen ninety nine. I'll give
Speaker 2: you four. We got we got us available, we could.
Speaker 2: We got to ask up Maddy Merch Merch Matt merch Matt.
Speaker 2: What do we call him? Matty merch, Matty merchman, Matt merchingman,
Speaker 2: match Maddy Merch. I like Matty, all right, We got
Speaker 2: to talk to maout the merchant man, Matt. It's really
Speaker 2: merchman Matt. He is the final decision on that stuff.
Speaker 11: Hey by Voice Christy episode of the podcast.
Speaker 2: So he does we love him?
Speaker 11: Hey, b Voice Christy from Saddlebrooks Plice for life. My
Speaker 11: grandfather came through Ellis Island from Italy and the registrar
Speaker 11: dropped a you and an I from his name. Originally
Speaker 11: it was d e g U I s I and
Speaker 11: he made it de e g I s E and
Speaker 11: the registrar said, you'll be able to find work easier
Speaker 11: this way. I guess it was true.
Speaker 2: It's stuck.
Speaker 11: It's still sticking. My grandfather went on to own a
Speaker 11: silk dye factory in Patterson with his name on the
Speaker 11: smokesack beautiful.
Speaker 2: Seeing there was no need for him to fight the
Speaker 2: power and go back to the original way. He's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, this is what I am here in America.
Speaker 2: That's what I am, so I will always be. Probably
Speaker 2: shouldn't have done that back then, but I'm glad it
Speaker 2: worked out for him. Yeah again, my great grandfather lost
Speaker 2: an e in his name.
Speaker 11: So there you go, Christy again.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 11: Who the heck gives a rats behind if you post
Speaker 11: a picture of yourself with a deceased celebrity.
Speaker 2: Brody and everyone else, I do it.
Speaker 11: I did it when Adam West passed away. I did
Speaker 11: it when Jackie Demon passed away. It shows caring, It
Speaker 11: shows thank you that you met this person, and this
Speaker 11: person was gracious enough to take a picture with you,
Speaker 11: so you appreciate this person. It just f everybody, just
Speaker 11: like we asked, Dill.
Speaker 2: Christy, tell that to my morning show. Tell that to
Speaker 2: everyone on my morning show, because it's me versus all
Speaker 2: of them who all made fun of me for it.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I love Christy and she's never wrong. But
Speaker 2: here's what I'll say, is the difference when a non
Speaker 2: show busy type person like us, and I hate to
Speaker 2: use that term, when an average person meets a celebrity, right,
Speaker 2: it's a big deal, and it's an honor, and you're
Speaker 2: a fan of theirs, that's why you met them. And
Speaker 2: you probably met three celebrities in your whole life, and
Speaker 2: it's a huge deal. When people in radio meet celebrities,
Speaker 2: you meet hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of celebrities, many
Speaker 2: of which you aren't a fan of. You like to
Speaker 2: take the picture and it looks good on your social media,
Speaker 2: but you're not really a fan of theirs. Right, Like
Speaker 2: you took a picture of Adam West. You're a fan
Speaker 2: of Adam West. I wish I had a picture of
Speaker 2: Adam West. But if you put a picture up like
Speaker 2: two weeks ago, we all we all met the lead
Speaker 2: singer smash Mouth, not really the what don't really big
Speaker 2: fans of his. It was a nice guy. We met him.
Speaker 2: That's great, But I'm not going to post a picture
Speaker 2: with him because my interaction with him was not like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I finally got to meet Steve from
Speaker 2: smash Mouth. I put up a picture of me with
Speaker 2: Bob Sagett because I had a connection with him as
Speaker 2: a fan, you know whatever. But it's different, it's it
Speaker 2: cheapens it because when we do it, we're doing it
Speaker 2: to like, go, look I met the dead guy, as
Speaker 2: opposed to hey, I got to meet Adam West, and
Speaker 2: look at that. He was really nice. I'm so glad
Speaker 2: I met him. There's a difference. Scary doesn't for the hits.
Speaker 2: Scary doesn't for the likes. Scary doesn't for the bunch
Speaker 2: your thumbs ups. Okay, if anyone would like to thumb
Speaker 2: up our merch store, that would be great. Go to
Speaker 2: the boys, go to tel dot com, go to go
Speaker 2: to Brooklyn Boys. Uh, you fucked that up. That's that's
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boy. What's the website. No, that's right, that's Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Ah, you get to be
Speaker 2: the Kaboos for a change. Yeah please, And I'm just
Speaker 2: getting cold here in the Northeast. Get yourself a hoodie. Actually,
Speaker 2: you know what you do? Give us a couple of days,
Speaker 2: but check when you're hearing this, check in and keep
Speaker 2: checking in with that website.
Speaker 5: Say that. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Hold on, we're gonna talk to merchman Matt and if
Speaker 2: he can, we'll throw something. We'll throw something up and
Speaker 2: you'll see it when you go to Brooklyn Boys, not
Speaker 2: bigcrtail dot com. But at the time of this voicing
Speaker 2: of this podcast, we don't have that in place. But
Speaker 2: at least re equate yourself with that website and keep
Speaker 2: checking back. We're hoping that we can get some checking back.
Speaker 2: But again, if you listen to this in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 2: we don't want to help you. There may not even
Speaker 2: be a merch store. You get that point. You listen,
Speaker 2: you know how to do radio. I can't believe you
Speaker 2: still don't how to do podcasting. Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel
Speaker 2: dot com. Go there, there's something for you. We are
Speaker 2: recording this in September of two three. Yes, if the
Speaker 2: world is destroyed and you're hearing this, we were two
Speaker 2: guys from Brooklyn who had a merch store. What's a
Speaker 2: merch store? They don't exist anymore. The world was destroyed,
Speaker 2: but you could have gotten a discount someday eventually made
Speaker 2: me in the past. And we were two guys from Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: and there's no street sign to commemorate us. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we should have a street in Bensonhurst, but the scary corner.
Speaker 2: I should have the scary brody corner. I did that.
Speaker 2: You should be opposite corners of each other. Scary brody
Speaker 2: brody scary. Right, So here we go, each side of
Speaker 2: the each side of the corner like has the sign
Speaker 2: but written the other way. Yeah, I love that. Well anyway,
Speaker 2: the street's broty scary one. Yeah, I'm gonna go for that.
Speaker 2: Congratulations again to the Beastie Boys forgetting your sign and
Speaker 2: your commemoration of Beastie Boys square. All right, we gotta
Speaker 2: get it. Have to pay tribute to them. We sang
Speaker 2: badly over their music. Yeah, like this song here boys
Speaker 2: up boys brock brocad