WEBVTT - “MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, who's this.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Sierra. I'm from Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>Sierra from Maine. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Not much? I'm chilling here watching you on Xbox.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool. Well, Sierra from Maine. What do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about today?

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<v Speaker 2>As you saw, my mom's kind of known as the

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<v Speaker 2>family whore.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just gonna say that and then stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I've never so, yeah, I guess you

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<v Speaker 2>could say my mom's the family whore. And I say

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<v Speaker 2>that in the most polite way possible, if that is possible.

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<v Speaker 2>She has slept with numerous members of my family. I

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<v Speaker 2>have half brothers and half cousins.

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<v Speaker 1>Due to this, Like she's in bread, like she's slept,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's committed incest.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not incest at all. Actually, she slept with

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<v Speaker 2>my dad's uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, is your dad's uncle, So she's uh so, so

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<v Speaker 1>she's she slept. Yeah, she slept with your dad's uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. What's your relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with her?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's been on and awful lot. Right now we're on.

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<v Speaker 2>She is an addict. She's two completely different people. When

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<v Speaker 2>she is in youth, are not in use?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hm. And how old are you see Erra from Maine?

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<v Speaker 2>I am twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and now uh uh used to you and your

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<v Speaker 1>mom are on? Now what makes you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>On?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What was it the transition to the off to

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<v Speaker 1>the on?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>She drunk called me after not talking to her for

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<v Speaker 2>six months. Actually, she drunk called my fiance saying that

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<v Speaker 2>she needs my support to help her get back to

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<v Speaker 2>sobriety and that she has breast cancer. But she lied

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<v Speaker 2>about the breast cancer. But I think she did that

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<v Speaker 2>because she knew that I wasn't going to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>her unless it was an urgent thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And it says here that she tried to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>your fiance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that is originally why I stopped talking to her

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<v Speaker 2>before she called me or called my fiance and tried

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<v Speaker 2>to say she had breast cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And so what is it that made you decide

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to let her back into your life?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I said, they've always been kind of

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<v Speaker 2>in and out of sobriety. And I think one of

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest life lessons I've learned overall, being as young

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<v Speaker 2>as I am, is to take the good when you can.

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<v Speaker 2>And I got to say, when my parents are sober,

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<v Speaker 2>they are amazing people and I really enjoy their company

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<v Speaker 2>when they're cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And how often are they cool these days?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say it's on a two year loop, maybe a one.

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<v Speaker 3>To two year loop.

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<v Speaker 1>Once to your loop meaning what is a loop is bad?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like kind of like yeah, I'd say like every other

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<v Speaker 2>year they're sober, and then every other year they're not sober,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe every two years they're not sober, and then

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<v Speaker 2>maybe for one year, a happy year, they're sober.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they sober now?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah? No, they were for a little bit and then

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<v Speaker 2>I think they thought they were hiding it from me.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're not very sneaky people, and I know that

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<v Speaker 2>they're drinking, and they've been a little more transparent with

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<v Speaker 2>me lately, and I think they've kind of punt the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that all I want from them is transparency, so

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<v Speaker 2>that if they are going to use I just want

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<v Speaker 2>them to be healthy and responsible people about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you or are they still together even after

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<v Speaker 1>all the uncle fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Surprisingly, Yes, my dad is the biggest simp in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited to title this episode my Mom's a

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<v Speaker 1>whore and my dad is a simp.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most catchy title in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm probably not going to do that. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>your dad a simp? Tell you more?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my dad he's just so incredibly in love with her.

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<v Speaker 2>She is kind of out of league, look spied. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>not mentally, but he's it's just a short balled ginger

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<v Speaker 2>dude with a lot of with a lot of baggage.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, that's cool that she's pretty. Who's who is

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<v Speaker 1>is that your fiance who's ragging on your dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that your fiance in the background? I it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you were not alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yes, this is my fiance.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me talk to him.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, what O get?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Man, So your girlfriend's mom tried to have sex

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<v Speaker 1>with you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean she was drunk and like a girlfriend's

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<v Speaker 4>like godfather told me, like, don't feel special because like

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<v Speaker 4>everybody's been there.

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<v Speaker 1>What did she say to you? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>So she she called up.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess they were at like a bar and they

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<v Speaker 4>were ship days and they were like being like belligerent

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<v Speaker 4>right and then and then so like her sister was

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<v Speaker 4>calling us going there at a bar, they don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what the fuck they are. And then she called and

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<v Speaker 4>and and my fiancee was was being a little hysterical.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like, let me take the phone off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm more calm, I can handle it, right. So I

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<v Speaker 4>took the phone. I'm like YO, like, no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>a named is. I'm like, yo, like what's up? How

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<v Speaker 4>you doing? And she goes, she goes, I'm doing a

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<v Speaker 4>lot better now I'm talking to you. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you whoa what do you mean? Then she

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<v Speaker 4>was talking about having me like pick her up, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was very like, uh, it was a vibe there

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<v Speaker 4>for sure, and it was like on speakerphone. And then

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<v Speaker 4>so I drunk, drove not good but.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, finish your story.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're good, You're good. You're good, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>So like I'm like shithouse and I'm like, She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you have to go pick up my sister. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like it being in that environment. So I'm like all right,

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<v Speaker 4>So I went. It's like a forty minute drive. I

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<v Speaker 4>went picked her up and I get there and try

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<v Speaker 4>to talk to me and then she like she's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Like wait, hold on, wait what your fiance is like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my sister's not safe? Can you drunk drive forty five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to pick her up and then drunk drive with

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<v Speaker 1>her forty five minutes back?

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<v Speaker 4>She was drunk too, but yeah, like exact, and that's that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was my point.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I don't know if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I would call that a significantly safer situation.

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<v Speaker 4>But continue, I'm a pretty good drunk driver, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>get like, yeah, okay, I get it, but I'm good

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<v Speaker 4>at it anyway, So I don't know, you get me.

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<v Speaker 4>Like she gave me like the longest like crotch in

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<v Speaker 4>like hugs that I've ever had in my life, or

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<v Speaker 4>like the wettest smooch on the cheek, and it was

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<v Speaker 4>just it was and it was in front of like

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<v Speaker 4>her sister too, So this is all like well.

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<v Speaker 3>Documented, you know, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Like nothing in private.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, fuck, okay, so what did you

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<v Speaker 1>do after that? Did you drive your sister back home?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And her dad and the dad is just watching his

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<v Speaker 1>wife like kind of touch up all over you.

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<v Speaker 4>So thank god he was asleep. I guess he was

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<v Speaker 4>so drunk, but he passed out on my drive out,

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<v Speaker 4>on my long ass drive over because I was. I

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<v Speaker 4>was talking to her on the phone and I was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 4>am I gonna have to fight your dad right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of down for but I was like, I

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<v Speaker 4>really don't know if I want to get into that

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<v Speaker 4>right now, and she was like, you might, you might

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<v Speaker 4>have to, and I'm like I kind of went in ready,

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<v Speaker 4>but then I just got hit on by like.

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<v Speaker 3>An old lady.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like bed and the alternative, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So what's your relationship like with them?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm cool with them. It was a little locker with

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<v Speaker 4>their mom, Like I really, I was kind of flattered

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<v Speaker 4>by the whole thing, like realistically, but uh, but my

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<v Speaker 4>fiance was was obviously upset, so the relationship was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of rocky for a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your fiance not as flattered.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so now between me and her mom was exactly

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<v Speaker 4>he didn't happen. Her dad like, I think he's used

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<v Speaker 4>to it rough for him, but yeah, it couldn't be me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let me talk to her again. All right, Hey, dude, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Talking to you listening to my fiance.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's see, You're mom is a whore and your

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<v Speaker 1>dad is a simp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think they're like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they got together at a very young age.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they had a lot of baggage and a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of a lot of things in common with their baggage.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there was a lot of drugs and alcohol involved,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I think they ended up having a kid

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<v Speaker 2>n planned.

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<v Speaker 4>Aka me.

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<v Speaker 2>And he just rolled with it.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, despite all the ups and downs in

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<v Speaker 2>their relationships, they are always the best of friends. Whether

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<v Speaker 2>they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't together, well, that's wholesome.

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<v Speaker 2>In a weird way.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I would fuck my friend's.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle, I definitely would not personally, and if I were

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<v Speaker 2>my dad in that situation, I would leave her. I've

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<v Speaker 2>told him multiple times, you you could probably do better,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's your choice.

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<v Speaker 1>How long are they been together for?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, I'm not even sure. I think close to

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<v Speaker 2>thirty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's oh, well, at.

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<v Speaker 1>This point, this is I mean, at this point it's

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<v Speaker 1>an open relationship after thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is they they I think there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of confusion in the relationship because I think it's so

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<v Speaker 2>my parents. They originally they met together on a military base.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad was supposed to be a wingman for one

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<v Speaker 2>of his friends and then he got stranded at the

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<v Speaker 2>bar with my mom, decided to hit on my mom

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<v Speaker 2>and then they she finds owned him for nine months.

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<v Speaker 2>He finally asked her out. He was switching basses, so

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<v Speaker 2>he told her if she wanted to come with him,

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<v Speaker 2>they had to get married. So they dated for like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe five minutes and then got married.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. You would think that would implode after about two seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>but it lasted well, I guess it kind of lasted

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>It definitely hasn't floded a handful of times.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. That's really crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying I support it. I definitely don't. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not my relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to and sorry I'm looking at the twitch chat,

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<v Speaker 1>but some people in the twitch chat are saying that

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<v Speaker 1>the dad low key kind of likes it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>and look, I'm not here to you know, uh uh no.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>They used to be swingers actually, so it originally started

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<v Speaker 2>off as a closed off relationship and that wasn't really

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<v Speaker 2>working out, so they tried to do an open thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but then it just kind of turned into a jealousy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So then they tried to do it together there, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I guess it just got really awkward and really messy.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember as a kid them having like swinger parties

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<v Speaker 2>and telling all of us kids, go into our rooms and.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, they had the swing. They had the swinger parties

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<v Speaker 1>while you were home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just didn't go to bed. I just I

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<v Speaker 2>thought they told us all that their friends were probably

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<v Speaker 2>going to come over and get too drunk or too

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<v Speaker 2>high to drive home, so they laid out air mattresses everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, being a kid, I believed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope that, uh, you know, I really hope

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<v Speaker 1>there was never any further situation in your childhood where

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<v Speaker 1>one of your friends stayed over and so you blew

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<v Speaker 1>up the air mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, there has been, and I've thought back on that

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, all right, so you're back with your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are cool now? Sort of kind of?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that where we are?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're cool, but there's like this awkwardness in

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<v Speaker 2>our relationship where it's almost like whenever we see each other,

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<v Speaker 2>it's almost stand offish in a way, like we're just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to impress each other. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>we enjoy each other's company.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>What now, what would she have to What are the

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<v Speaker 1>conditions of her continuing to be in your good favor?

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<v Speaker 2>I told her she has to go to therapy. I

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<v Speaker 2>want her to go back to work. I just need

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<v Speaker 2>a more consistency in our relationship. I told them that

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to do piss tests on them if

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<v Speaker 2>they want to see their granddaughter and any Yeah, any

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<v Speaker 2>visitations with my daughter has to be supervised.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm, mm hmmm, because I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Take Oh, I don't want to take that relationship away

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<v Speaker 2>from my daughter of the grandparents.

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<v Speaker 1>That's totally I respect all of those, all of the

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<v Speaker 1>all of those criteria. I think those are all really

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<v Speaker 1>great criteria, and I think that you're very giving to

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<v Speaker 1>offer them to your mom, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Because as as I am, I lived through a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of weird ship and I've learned the best thing you

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<v Speaker 2>can do is just take the good when it comes,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, be as forgiving as you can given

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<v Speaker 2>the circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think that's I think that's totally big of you,

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of people, I think at the time

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<v Speaker 1>when the if if if their mom tried to fuck

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<v Speaker 1>their fiance and put them through a crazy, crazy childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd be out, you know. Yeah, So I think for

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<v Speaker 1>you to be like, hey, you can still be in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, but you got to piss into a cup

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<v Speaker 1>for me, I think that's that's uh, not only reasonable,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's that's very very big. So oh well, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how's how's it big? Has she kept up

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<v Speaker 1>with any of this stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>She still has not joined therapy or gone back to work,

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<v Speaker 2>but she has to get uh she's like a nurse

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<v Speaker 2>for yeah, she's a nurse and she has to get

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<v Speaker 2>her license read like recertified or whatever. So she's going

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<v Speaker 2>through that right now, and she's gonna go back to work.

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<v Speaker 2>As for therapy, I don't know what's going on with that.

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<v Speaker 2>She seems to have excuses up the ass, but I've

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<v Speaker 2>been on her about it for a couple of months

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<v Speaker 2>now she still hasn't done it. I'm about to lay

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<v Speaker 2>some some lines in the sand, you know, some boundaries,

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<v Speaker 2>mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And how about the the peeing in a cup.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's very open minded to it, and she's willing

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. My dad, on the other hand, he

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<v Speaker 2>gets very angry anytime I bring it up, and so

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<v Speaker 2>he has not.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, well those are your fucking criteria. Man, He's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta he's got to pee in that cup.

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<v Speaker 2>I accepted as it is, yet to pay the cup.

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<v Speaker 1>No jizzing in the cup, that's not the right.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, when my mom called me about or well, called

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<v Speaker 2>Ben and tried to hit on him. That same night,

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<v Speaker 2>she also told him that she recently had an abortion

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<v Speaker 2>with my cousin's husband. Jesus, Yeah, I told you, I

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<v Speaker 2>told you, I told you. There's more.

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<v Speaker 1>How much time you got? I mean, fuck, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have anything else to do. Yeah, just well

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<v Speaker 1>I really do. I really am Like, should I call

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<v Speaker 1>this episode just you telling stories of here moham fucking

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<v Speaker 1>all of your family members. That's pretty crazy man. Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well good on you. I mean this is cool. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you excited about having a child?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yes, I feel like I've always wanted to be

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<v Speaker 2>a mom. I mean, I definitely didn't plan on having

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<v Speaker 2>a kid this young. I actually got pregnant very unexpectedly

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<v Speaker 2>on birth control at nineteen. None of us thought it coming.

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<v Speaker 2>But when it happened, I couldn't bring myself to boord

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<v Speaker 2>it I just I just felt the need to keeper.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like it was gonna set me straight and

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<v Speaker 2>on this path of I don't know life and growing

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<v Speaker 2>up and moving on from the situation I was in.

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<v Speaker 3>And it did.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got pregnant while you were on birth control?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so definitely, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, what are the chances of that?

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<v Speaker 2>Very unlikely? They say one percent. Well, but I was

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<v Speaker 2>on my doctor, I had an allergic reaction. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what to My doctor put me on any biotics,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess apparently when you're on any biotics that

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<v Speaker 2>cancels out your birth control. Nobody mentioned and.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the guy I was talking to? Is that the

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<v Speaker 1>father of the kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we've been together for five years now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it worked out there, we go. See. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing I don't know, man, I have all

0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:04.400
<v Speaker 1>these phone Any people who regular listen to the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>know that for some reason, fucking nineteen eighteen twenty year

0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:13.879
<v Speaker 1>olds having kids and getting married is like a big

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<v Speaker 1>thing that people want to call in and talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>And from my perspective, I'm always like, that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible idea. But I also follow it up with, look,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck do I know about what makes anybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the world happy, right, because I'm talking to you

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<v Speaker 1>right now, and you seem to be doing pretty well

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<v Speaker 1>and happy, so you know, good on you and keep

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<v Speaker 1>living life. And I hope that your child never dies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he too, very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he becomes I hope, and I hope at

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<v Speaker 1>the age of one hundred. No, I hope your child

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<v Speaker 1>lives into the age of two hundred and then becomes

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<v Speaker 1>just a ball of blue light that reminates me too. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds painful.

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<v Speaker 2>It is already a ball blue light. She's the light

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<v Speaker 2>of our life.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very nice. That's a nice That's a nice thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say. But after after calling your mama whore? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything else that you guys want to say to

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<v Speaker 1>the people of the computer before we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust your instincts, and if your parents are pieces of ship,

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<v Speaker 2>their pieces of ship. They take the good for the bad.

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<v Speaker 2>TA take the good for the good and the bad

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<v Speaker 2>for the love. We love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, fuck the yellow line from Boston. We saw you.

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<v Speaker 1>The yellow Wait, wait, the yellow line. What's the yellow line?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you are yes, I do remember that. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went to my Boston show.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, but you're all the way in Maine. Yeah, we

0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:53.960
<v Speaker 1>were all the way in Maine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Do you remember the guy with food tattoos at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not with food tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we pictures with you. You stopped him and told

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<v Speaker 2>him that you loved all of his tattoos because he

0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 2>has arm sleeves that are food tattooed. Themes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah fuck, I'm sure I meant that, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>not remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough, fair enough when when you're celebrity like you,

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<v Speaker 2>are you coming back?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to Boston soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, we're obsessed with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet awesome, Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't bring the baby, we don't plan on it. We

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<v Speaker 2>love her, but oh my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe bring the mom Oh maybe no, I mean, well,

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<v Speaker 1>bring her with.

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<v Speaker 2>You on with her. My family's insanely open with each other,

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<v Speaker 2>like to do a disgusting point.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, I'm sure she would love to come up

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<v Speaker 1>on sitation tell all of the family secrets, but that

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<v Speaker 1>would be the length of the whole show. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>guys very much. I wish you both the happy life

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<v Speaker 1>and universe, and I'll talk to you guys soon.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, We love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye guys, get bless ye Hey folks, this is Lyle.

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<v Speaker 1>I am very excited to announce that I am going

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<v Speaker 1>back on tour in twenty twenty four to do Therapy

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<v Speaker 1>Gecko Live all across the country. If you've never been

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<v Speaker 1>to one of my live shows before, they're basically like

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<v Speaker 1>giant group Gecko therapy sessions where people from the audience

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<v Speaker 1>come on stage to talk to a gecko about whatever

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<v Speaker 1>they want, just like we do right here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus I mix in a few stories and presentations and

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<v Speaker 1>little tidbits from my own life. Tickets are available right

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<v Speaker 1>now at Therapy geckotour dot com, or you can find

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<v Speaker 1>the link in the episode description. I'm announcing many more

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<v Speaker 1>now tickets are on sale. Four Phoenix, Arizona, Louisville, Kentucky,

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<v Speaker 1>And you can get tickets for all of those cities

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<v Speaker 1>hit the RSVP button to get notified for when I

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<v Speaker 1>do come to your city in the second half of

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<v Speaker 1>the year. This is my third tour so far, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's going to be sick, so I hope

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<v Speaker 1>to see you there. Thanks. Hello, Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a child? To hear a child in

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:13.080
<v Speaker 1>the backgrounds, I do have.

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 3>A child, which is also you know, factors into the

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:17.200
<v Speaker 3>problem I'm having.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about the problem you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Having, so, you know, making my text, I robbed the

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<v Speaker 3>dairy Queen ten years ago. I went to jail for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit for whatever. You know. Fast forward now

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<v Speaker 3>you know I have a job, decent thing, but I

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<v Speaker 3>need more money to you know, support my family. And

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<v Speaker 3>I went to ask for a raise the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>Lo and behold, they told me that I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not doing my job very good and they can't give

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<v Speaker 3>me a raise, even though you know, in my mind

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing a great job. So it's very confused. But

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm just, you know, I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I look for a new job or do I

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<v Speaker 3>just stick it out here because it's hard to find

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<v Speaker 3>a job with a felony that pays decent.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit lost? And did the job deny you

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<v Speaker 1>a raise because you robbed the dairy queen?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, they they knew about my felony when they

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<v Speaker 3>hired me, and they said, you know that they give

0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:35.639
<v Speaker 3>people second chances. But I've been the manager at the

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store now for two and a half years, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like I deserve a raise. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 3>a good job, but they don't want to give me one.

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<v Speaker 3>I got my family to support, so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like there's definitely going to be I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>there's definitely going to be a mission in Grand Theft

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<v Speaker 1>Auto six where you rob a dairy queen, and then

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's going to start thinking that that's cool and it'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably be easier for you to get a job.

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<v Speaker 3>Then that's true. I can see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I before we get into a problem, I do have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple questions. Well, how old are you? I'm twenty eight, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh so you're eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I was. I was eighteen and when I did it,

0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 3>I was on probation for a battery charge. Okay, it

0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 3>just wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>I really, I just have to ask, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>that for a lot of things, and I have things

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:33.440
<v Speaker 1>like this in my life that I just can't explain

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>why my brain was at a place at that time.

0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Why a dairy queen, Because how much money There's got

0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>to be less than two thousand dollars in existing in

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>total in any given dairy queen in the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So it all started when one of my friends

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 3>he was gonna throw this party and he needed money.

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, we needed money for some you know, drugs

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 3>and alcohol and everything to this party. And this other

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 3>guy was like, hey, I used to work at the

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 3>dairy queen and I know when they take you know,

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:23.119
<v Speaker 3>the money bags to the to the bank. So you know,

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:26.639
<v Speaker 3>we waited outside and then I don't know, probably around

0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 3>like eight o'clock and night. You know, the dude was

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:32.040
<v Speaker 3>walking to his car at the money bags and we

0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 3>jumped out and I ripped him out of his hand

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 3>and started running. And you know, normally you would think

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 3>someone would just it was a small town, you know,

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 3>so you know, I would just normally think that someone

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 3>would just call the cops, you know, and report what happened.

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 3>But this fucker he followed us while you know, I'm

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 3>a phone the cops. So we're running and he's following us,

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:02.040
<v Speaker 3>and we split up, but I ended up getting away.

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I never got to see how much money we got

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 3>because I got arrested the next day, but it was

0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:10.840
<v Speaker 3>I heard it was like less than five hundred. So

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 3>it really was worth it out obviously not but even

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 3>if we got away, it really wouldn't have been worth it.

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 3>But it was all for, you know, for a party.

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:20.720
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty much.

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Why was there? Ah, how did you jump him? Was

0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 1>there like a weapon involved?

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 3>No? So originally I was like, well, yeah, let's just

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 3>knock this guy out, you know, but my friend was like, no, like,

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 3>don't because he knew this guy that we were rather

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 3>that worked there, and so he didn't want him to

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 3>get hurt. So whatever, So we just kind of hopped out.

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not even lying, this is this is crazy. So

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 3>we hop out and there's you know, me and the

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 3>guy I'm robbin with and the whatever the guy's name

0:29:59.880 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 3>was that was working there. We like, we had mass

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 3>on and stuff. But we're all looking at each other, right,

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 3>and he looks at the guy I'm with and he says,

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 3>he says his name, He's like David. So I'm like,

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? What are we doing? I didn't know

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 3>what was happening. We're just standing there. So then I

0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 3>just kind of ran up and just snatched him out

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 3>of his hands, and then that's when we started running.

0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 3>So it's from the start it went terrible, but that

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.560
<v Speaker 3>was like, we're committed. We're already here. Can't just be like, oh,

0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 3>it was a prink so.

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what's kind of cool is I feel

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 1>you could actually if you wanted to, you could rewrite

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:41.240
<v Speaker 1>the story. When you know, like in the interviews, when

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:43.239
<v Speaker 1>they like will say like, hey, I noticed you had

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 1>a felony here, what's up? You could say that you

0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you just really wanted ice cream and you you rob

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>them for big drums of mint chocolate chip. And that

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>might be a little bit quirky.

0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 3>That's true. I had everyone texting me they were like,

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 3>I could have just bought you a blizzard. So I

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 3>definitely it wasn't my best frind.

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I mean throughout your life, have you encountered

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>any times where this felony has impeded you from doing anything?

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, one hundred. I know one time me and

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 3>my wife, like twoenty seventeen, I believe, we tried to

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 3>move to Seattle from the Midwest, and I called shit,

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 3>you not probably about sixty places to try to find

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 3>an apartment, and every single one denied me because of

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 3>my felony. When it comes to jobs. Oh yeah, they

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 3>just see that felony and they're like, man, this guy's

0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 3>a piece of shit, even though it was ten years ago.

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 3>But what can I do?

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Hm hmm. Well, and so that happens whenever they run

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:06.959
<v Speaker 1>your like your social Security and whatnot.

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let they do background checks. They just yeah.

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Now when you google, when you google around, when you

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>google around, what do you what do you find on

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>how you can uh get that expunged?

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 3>So in Wisconsin you can only get it expunged if

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 3>it's like pretty much requested at the time of your court.

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 3>And I had a public defender and so he well

0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 3>he's terrible and I didn't know any of this stuff

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 3>until afterwards. But and so that never happened. So the

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 3>only way I can actually get an expunged now, is

0:32:55.000 --> 0:33:00.080
<v Speaker 3>if I send like pardon paperwork to the governor and

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 3>he decides he wants to expunge my feeling.

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 1>The only way I have it, like the fucking governor

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 1>of Wisconsin has to expunge this personally.

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's the only way I can get it expunged.

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 3>And I have the paperwork ninety nine percent completed. All

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I have to do is the job history. And it's

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:20.760
<v Speaker 3>been that way for about a year now, and I

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 3>just for whatever reason, I just haven't done it. I

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 3>don't know what.

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, so is getting pardoned by the governor.

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that like is that a crazy like Simpson's thing

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 1>or is that like a real thing you can do.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 3>No, that's the real thing. Yeah, I like got eligible

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.000
<v Speaker 3>for able to like request it like two years ago.

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 3>It has to be like a certain amount of time

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 3>go by since you've committed your feeling it.

0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, So why don't you do it? What's

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 1>stopping you from doing it?

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:54.680
<v Speaker 3>I'll be honest, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm just nervous to get shot down again. I don't know,

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 3>but I really probably should as I have a kid.

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean, I mean, what so you're just

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.319
<v Speaker 1>afraid that it'll get that your request will get shot down?

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:15.360
<v Speaker 3>H I don't know, it's something like that. Yeah, just

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 3>that you know, I'm just always gonna be thought of as, oh,

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 3>this guy's ship. But I don't know. I should do it.

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 1>You should do it. I don't see why. I don't

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>see why you wouldn't.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got nothing to lose, really, except I don't

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it works, like if I get denied,

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 3>if I have to wait then a certain amount of

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 3>time to try again. But I don't know.

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Do I think maybe you've got to go get some

0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get the you gotta get some dirt on

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the governor of Wisconsin. You can you control f the

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Epstein flight list for his name, you find that you're

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:52.960
<v Speaker 1>getting that expunged immediately.

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 3>That's that's that's true. That's true because I mean, he's

0:34:57.280 --> 0:35:00.200
<v Speaker 3>kind of creepy when you look at him, but the governor.

0:34:59.880 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Of Content, Yeah, I mean you could probably you could

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>probably stake out him doing some shady ship.

0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, he looks like you definitely be on that

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 3>flight list.

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me think, how old is your kid?

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:23.840
<v Speaker 3>Two. Okay, he's too. So you know, I feel like

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 3>I have a good case here. You know, I haven't

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 3>been in trouble in ten years. I got two year old,

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 3>we got a wife, we got you know, a decent,

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 3>tame job. You know, maybe the governor would be like, yeah,

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 3>it's enough.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>You've paid for every ice cream cone you've consumed in

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:43.399
<v Speaker 1>the past ten years, all abiding assists, and oh yeah, yeah, man,

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:45.359
<v Speaker 1>I just do it. I don't know, I don't know, man,

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not I'm not in your brain. I

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's holding you back. If it's a fear

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 1>of rejection, but like you got a fucking kid and

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 1>a wife and a whole Yeah, you know, what what

0:35:52.719 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>do you? What do you? What do you? What do

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 1>you got to lose from sending in this paperwork? You know,

0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:59.879
<v Speaker 1>it's not like they they're not going to arrest you again.

0:36:00.880 --> 0:36:03.320
<v Speaker 3>Not true, And man, I'm not gonna put.

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Your face up outside of every dairy queen in Wisconsin.

0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:11.839
<v Speaker 3>So funny enough that dairy queen it got it shut

0:36:11.920 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 3>down about two months after he robbed it, and they

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 3>got torn down.

0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Damn scared off. I did scare you scared dairy queen

0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 1>out of town. That's pretty fun, you know.

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:32.359
<v Speaker 3>But dude, yeah, I got so much ship for it

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:33.920
<v Speaker 3>in jail by the other inmates.

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:36.360
<v Speaker 1>How long were you? What kind of ship did you

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 1>get for it?

0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:42.319
<v Speaker 3>So so originally it was I got charged with strong

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 3>arm robbery. They got dropped down to a theft from

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 3>a person or a corpse. I don't know why they

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:50.919
<v Speaker 3>have to have corpse on there, sound like he was dead,

0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 3>but whatever. So they gave me. They gave me eight

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 3>months in jail and then two and a half years provision,

0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 3>and they, I mean they just kind of you know,

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 3>it's called me them ship like you know, like the

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 3>DQ bandit and just gave me other crap about ice

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 3>cream stuff. But you know it saw a lot of

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:17.080
<v Speaker 3>interesting things in there.

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like what.

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 3>So, I don't know if you've ever seen, Oh man,

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:27.399
<v Speaker 3>that guy listening to about six foot five and there

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 3>was probably about a five foot six guy, and he

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 3>tried to fight him, and it was pretty funny. He

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 3>jumped up as high as he could and he swung

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:40.959
<v Speaker 3>and it still only hit this guy in the chest.

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 3>And it was just like one of the funniest things

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.640
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen. But now I saw a couple of

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 3>fights in there. They're pretty interesting. The guards never ran

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 3>in to stop it. I think they were probably betting

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 3>on who would win if I had to guess, of.

0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:01.120
<v Speaker 1>All the ice cream related nick names that you received,

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>do you remember any where you were like, all right,

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>that's pretty good.

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 3>No, not really. I mean, I'll be honest, in my memory

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:12.800
<v Speaker 3>kind of kind of sucked, but just really just the

0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 3>gky vand it is what they'd call me m.

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 1>And so you were in there for eight months? Did

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:22.719
<v Speaker 1>you go crazy at all? I mean eight months is

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 1>fairly long.

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:26.759
<v Speaker 3>No. So the first two months I was on the

0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 3>jail side waiting like and see what happened to me?

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:33.200
<v Speaker 3>And every even me was like, oh yeah, you're going

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 3>to prison. You're you're on probation for a battery charge

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:38.120
<v Speaker 3>and you just committed selling. You're going to prison. Oh.

0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:41.319
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well shit, I'm going to prison. I

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:44.919
<v Speaker 3>was just trying to like prepare myself. And then when

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 3>the time came, they just got that sentence and then

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 3>they moved me over to the Hubre side for six months.

0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 3>And you know the south on the Hubre side, there's

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 3>like totally there canna be like eight people in there

0:38:57.480 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 3>and I had six people in there with me, and

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:03.120
<v Speaker 3>I got out for work release, so it was kind

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:06.400
<v Speaker 3>of fun. I worked at a casino. I ended up

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 3>getting fired from that because I, uh yeah, in the kitchen.

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 3>I got fired from that because I was other inmates

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 3>worked at the casino. I was sneaking them sandwiches for

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:21.520
<v Speaker 3>free and they found out, so I got fired.

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, that's not that bad. As long as you

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:29.799
<v Speaker 1>weren't sneaking them ice cream cones, then you definitely then

0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>you would be like, all right, I'm the fucking ice

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:32.160
<v Speaker 1>cream bandit.

0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah. And I know one time they wanted me

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:41.400
<v Speaker 3>to sneak some chewing tobacco back and I wasn't gonna

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 3>do it, so they had to have someone I'm not

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 3>sticking anything up there, you know, so they had they

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 3>had this other guy in there bring it back. And

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 3>I got to say, was one of the funniest things. Man.

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 3>We're sitting in that room and the dude comes back

0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:56.799
<v Speaker 3>and he goes into the bathroom. He's in there for

0:39:56.800 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 3>a while. He comes back and he's freaking out. I

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 3>do he won't come out, he won't come out as stuck.

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 3>What do I do? What do I do, and we're

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.319
<v Speaker 3>all just laughing and we're like, dude, you gotta get

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:08.919
<v Speaker 3>it out. He's like a pencil, I don't know, stick

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 3>up there, fish it up and he almost started crying.

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 3>He's like, well what if it breaks and it all

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 3>absorbs at my ass? He's like, I'm gonna die And

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:18.440
<v Speaker 3>it was. It was hilarious. He was he was streaking

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:19.360
<v Speaker 3>out so bad.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Just can you die from a plastic fork in your asshole?

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Well? Well, he had like two tins up his ass.

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Like.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Tobacco. Yes, and this guy's got a giant asshole. Oh

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:36.000
<v Speaker 1>my god, how big were these tins?

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't choose, so I don't know how

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.399
<v Speaker 3>much you know tobacco is and it's in, but yeah,

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 3>you had two tins up there.

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.240
<v Speaker 3>So frobe Nott the first time.

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Doing that, that'll give you quite the nicotine buzz. Oh yeah,

0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Well what's your name again? Man?

0:40:58.280 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Craig?

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Craig Craig. So you have a kid now, Yeah, that's cool,

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you got you know, I hope, I truly man, I

0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:13.400
<v Speaker 1>wish that you fill out the form because I know

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 1>it's easy to you know, be pessimistic and go ah,

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>this is never going to work. Why even try? But

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:21.839
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if the forum's ninety nine percent filled out,

0:41:21.960 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you might as well.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 3>All right, And like at first it was like, you know,

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 3>there's dumbness. Sounds is kind of cool having a phone,

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:33.759
<v Speaker 3>you know, a felle my. And you know, my wife

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:37.439
<v Speaker 3>said that when she, like we met each other at work,

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.640
<v Speaker 3>and I was like a fry cook. And she said

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 3>when she heard that I was a fella, made her

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:42.439
<v Speaker 3>pussy wet.

0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:49.919
<v Speaker 1>So well, there we go. It counted for something, it did, Yeah,

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, and hey, if you're lucky, maybe it will

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:58.239
<v Speaker 1>make the governor of Wisconsin's pussy wet too, Craig, is

0:41:58.239 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 1>there anything else you want to say to the people

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 1>of the computer before we go?

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 3>No, man, I appreciate everything, all the advice. I'm gonna

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 3>go fill that format. I'm gonna do it good.

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Please do let me know how it goes.

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well many good night.

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Take care. Maybe I should put uh, maybe I should

0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>put that on my dating app profiles that I'm a

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 1>convicted fell and maybe that'll that'll up some of the matches.

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:35.879
<v Speaker 5>Hello, hi there, Hey, this is the therapy dot go thing.

0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Is this Sydney? Yes, Cindy what's going on, Sidney?

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to talk about?

0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 5>Well, I have a lot of anxiety over this like

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 5>plastic surgery thing I scheduled, and it's been really hard

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 5>to find a job, and I are already rescheduled at

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:59.759
<v Speaker 5>once and it will key can't afford it, but I

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 5>think I'm just gonna do it.

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 3>Anyways.

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:06.440
<v Speaker 1>You texted me and you said, I have a plastic

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.879
<v Speaker 1>surgery appointment in two weeks and I can't afford it,

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.399
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna have to do it anyway. And I'm

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 1>freaking out. Lol, I'm ready to go into debt to

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 1>feel sexy.

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:19.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, pretty much.

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you what the surgery is?

0:43:25.000 --> 0:43:28.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a It's an eelid surgery of a condition

0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 5>called toasis, where one eyelid is droopier than the other.

0:43:34.840 --> 0:43:39.280
<v Speaker 5>It's not that noticeable, but less I take a picture

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.879
<v Speaker 5>or something or even my id, you can see one

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 5>eye is lower than the other eye and you have

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:48.200
<v Speaker 5>to fix both eyelids to make it even. And it's

0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 5>like an insecurity that I have.

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you how much the surgery is?

0:43:54.280 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 5>Five thousand dollars?

0:43:56.280 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay? And do you have literally zero money right now?

0:44:04.000 --> 0:44:07.880
<v Speaker 5>Pretty much? Yeah, I love a for my mom, so

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:10.759
<v Speaker 5>I don't have to worry about rent or like that.

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:13.320
<v Speaker 5>But uh, I'm not out of a job for a while.

0:44:13.560 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 5>But I do have six thousand dollars in credit.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Six in credit. Okay, Now, why do you feel like

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 1>you want to, as you say, go into debt to

0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:34.839
<v Speaker 1>feel sexy?

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.720
<v Speaker 5>Just because I've always wanted to get the surgery done

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:41.600
<v Speaker 5>and I found like a good plastic surgeon in Chicago,

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 5>and I just thought, if I don't do it now,

0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm just never going to get it done. If I

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 5>just cancel it straight up, I'm just never going to

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 5>get it done.

0:44:51.000 --> 0:44:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, what makes you think that?

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:59.560
<v Speaker 5>Because I don't know. I just I feel like it's

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:02.959
<v Speaker 5>a nowur never situation. It's probably not, but like that's

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:04.880
<v Speaker 5>just how my brain makes it feel.

0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Mm hm.

0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 5>I feel like I'm just gonna end up just going

0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:14.240
<v Speaker 5>through with it anyway and then just work really hard

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 5>at like job that didn't want to take, and then

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 5>just pay it off over time.

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 1>It sounding and it's sounding to be like this is

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 1>the wrong time to do it, you know. I mean,

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:29.799
<v Speaker 1>you said now or neever you're you were, you were

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:31.799
<v Speaker 1>clinging to the idea that you have to do it

0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:35.640
<v Speaker 1>now when you are in just a terrible position for it.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 1>And I just don't know why you are clinging to

0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 1>that idea.

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:43.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:46.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm not really known for making good decisions like that,

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 5>but I don't know. I just it's just like a

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 5>self conscious thing, like no one else really cares about it,

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 5>like except for me, Like it's just a me thing.

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm. Uh did you put a deposit down already?

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:07.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:08.319
<v Speaker 5>I did.

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I mean, so you're doing the surgery.

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I technically have to pay what is it for? Well,

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:20.399
<v Speaker 5>a lesson for. I forgot how much I put down,

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:23.080
<v Speaker 5>but it is lesson for. But it is still pretty

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:23.760
<v Speaker 5>high up here.

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well all right, So I mean so, I mean, listen,

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:30.800
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing at this point I'm going to say to

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:33.800
<v Speaker 1>you that will influence uh the outcome, because you have

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 1>already put down a deposit on this surgery. Yeah, okay,

0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:42.759
<v Speaker 1>so are we are?

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 3>We are?

0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:46.840
<v Speaker 1>We just deciding if we've made the right decision so

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 1>we can analyze our decisions better in the future.

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:54.800
<v Speaker 3>I guess.

0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:58.720
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Okay, walk me through how you are feeling.

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:11.080
<v Speaker 5>I'm feeling dumb, feeling nervous uh thoughts of anxiety.

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:18.239
<v Speaker 1>About what uh having to work the jobs paying off

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the debt.

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:22.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, about like me having to go through like probably

0:47:22.880 --> 0:47:24.240
<v Speaker 5>working two jobs.

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Is there any way you can get this deposit back?

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Or is that because I guess the point of the deposit.

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 5>Nah, I'm gonna have to lose it.

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, how old are you?

0:47:41.400 --> 0:47:41.879
<v Speaker 5>Twenty five?

0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay? I mean, look, everybody has at least one very

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:52.840
<v Speaker 1>questionable financial decision to talk about in their lives.

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I talked about this before, but

0:47:56.880 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I once, uh, I once met a guy at a

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>hostel who told me that he would get me started

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:09.000
<v Speaker 1>in real estate if I gave him fifteen hundred dollars

0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:17.800
<v Speaker 1>in cash. And I did because and he left the hostel,

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 1>but his shoes were still there, Like he left his

0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 1>shoes in the room. So I was like, well, he's

0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:26.759
<v Speaker 1>probably I mean, there's no way he just took my

0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 1>money and left. He's got to come back for these shoes.

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:35.520
<v Speaker 1>And he did not come back for the shoes. So

0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, everyone has at least one dumb money story.

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, look, you'll work off the debt, You'll

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 1>get yourself back to zero and things will be okay.

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:51.760
<v Speaker 1>You know you're not. You don't have kids to feed,

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 1>you don't have you have college debt? Do you have

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:57.040
<v Speaker 1>any other debt?

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 5>Actually do have, but I haven't paid it at all

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 5>and nothing's bad happened yet, and my credit score is

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:06.880
<v Speaker 5>still Southern fifty.

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:09.880
<v Speaker 1>So I really do feel like this is like the

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Dave Ramsey Show sometimes. Okay, well, where are you gonna work?

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 1>These two jobs?

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 5>I didn't want to go back to fast food just because, uh,

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 5>I have a I have autism, so it makes I

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 5>can force myself to work like jobs that are overstimulating,

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.759
<v Speaker 5>but like it just really sucks and it's bad for

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:37.480
<v Speaker 5>my mental health. I'm just gonna have to force myself

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 5>to go back to fast food.

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 5>What about back to the warehouse? It did work warehouse jobs.

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't could you day trade bitcoin? What? What are some

0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:50.000
<v Speaker 1>jobs you could do?

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Could you you ever? Do you ever flip mugs on eBay?

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:58.440
<v Speaker 1>There's all sorts of things you can do for money.

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 5>I do some of my collections, maybe some some of

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 5>my uh some stuff that like overcrime my room. I

0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:13.120
<v Speaker 5>have like a big Hello Kitty collection and other anime

0:50:13.239 --> 0:50:15.680
<v Speaker 5>stuff I do resell every once in a while.

0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Rustin Dy, I hope you enjoy your new eyelid. That's

0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:25.719
<v Speaker 1>that's that's what I want. That's what I want. Here's

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 1>the thing. If you're gonna pay five thousand dollars for

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:31.520
<v Speaker 1>an eyelid, don't feel like you did it already, right,

0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:33.560
<v Speaker 1>So I mean, look, if don't feel dumb and stupid

0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:36.319
<v Speaker 1>about it, because then it's like, well, you paid five

0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars for the eyelid. Fucking enjoy the eyelid that

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:43.360
<v Speaker 1>you paid for because you're the feeling dumb and stupid

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:47.240
<v Speaker 1>about it? Is it is like, is the dumb option

0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 1>right because you've already paid the money. Just enjoy your

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 1>eyeland I mean, I mean, if I were look, listen,

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 1>if I were you, and I get it. Everybody has has,

0:50:57.680 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, self consciousness is and insecurities that that that

0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:06.200
<v Speaker 1>feel nice to fix. But you know, if I were you,

0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I probably wouldn't do something like this again in the future.

0:51:09.000 --> 0:51:12.399
<v Speaker 1>But enjoy your fucking eyelids, you know, don't don't feel

0:51:12.440 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>bad about it. You got the eyelids, get them, walk

0:51:15.840 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 1>walk out of that operating table happy at day. You

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:23.600
<v Speaker 1>got your new eyelids. Congratulationss Cindy. Is there anything else

0:51:23.600 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you want to say to the people of the computer

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>before we go?

0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 5>Definitely be smarter about your money choices, and don't be

0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:36.959
<v Speaker 5>like me. That's all I gotta say.

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 1>All right, you take care of Cindy, all.

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:41.439
<v Speaker 5>Right, thank you, love you.

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Bye.

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I once bought a year of brassers for like, I

0:51:53.600 --> 0:51:56.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know, one hundred plus something dollars, and then I

0:51:56.880 --> 0:51:59.400
<v Speaker 1>found out there's all this porn on the internet for free.

0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Imagine how dumb I felt?

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 6>Jack, Hello, Hey, what's going on?

0:52:10.360 --> 0:52:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Not much? Man? How are you?

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:13.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm good?

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:13.680
<v Speaker 6>How are you?

0:52:14.560 --> 0:52:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm good too. You sound crazy on the some a lot.

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Most people sound far away, you sound too close.

0:52:22.560 --> 0:52:22.799
<v Speaker 3>Shot.

0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Back up, yeah, back up a little bit. What do

0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:25.480
<v Speaker 1>are you?

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:25.800
<v Speaker 5>What are you?

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 6>What are you on a cell phone? Like I would

0:52:29.239 --> 0:52:30.240
<v Speaker 6>imagine most people.

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, Matt, what's going on? How's life?

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:39.840
<v Speaker 6>Life's doing good? I got my dog right here watching

0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 6>some therapy, gocko, enjoying a day off.

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Beautiful, beautiful? Would you want to talk about today, Matt?

0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 6>H Well, it's kind of a crazy story. So I

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 6>wanted to talk about your show in Chicago and what

0:52:53.400 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 6>was going on while I was there. So basically, long

0:52:58.480 --> 0:53:03.040
<v Speaker 6>story short is, I got on antidepressants just before your

0:53:03.040 --> 0:53:06.600
<v Speaker 6>show and kind of went a little manic for a while.

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 6>I was dating this girl at the time, and I

0:53:09.239 --> 0:53:12.240
<v Speaker 6>ended up cheating on her, I think right before your show,

0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 6>and the show went so good that we actually I

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 6>couldn't do it, like I had to like stay together

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:21.239
<v Speaker 6>with her. I was going to break up with her.

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<v Speaker 6>We ended up staying together for like another month.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you wait, you cheat on your girlfriend and then

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 1>my show was so good that it made you stay

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<v Speaker 1>with her.

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<v Speaker 6>We had such a fantastic date. We were discussing breaking

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<v Speaker 6>up all throughout like the past couple of weeks. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>it was really hard couple weeks.

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 6>Then we decided to, like, okay, one more date. We

0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 6>already had these tickets, or I already had the tickets,

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:55.719
<v Speaker 6>so I said, you know, come with me and we'll

0:53:55.719 --> 0:53:58.480
<v Speaker 6>see how it goes and then we'll decide afterwards. It

0:53:58.520 --> 0:54:02.319
<v Speaker 6>was such a good date. We got some ramen right

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 6>across the street, and I think you were at Lincoln

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:07.799
<v Speaker 6>Loune right, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, does she know that you cheated on her?

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<v Speaker 6>I was gonna break up with her the day of

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<v Speaker 6>or the day after or whatever. But the antidepressants just

0:54:21.320 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 6>really fucked with me. And either it was you had

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 6>a really good show and I wanted to like stay together.

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<v Speaker 1>Or does she? Does she know that you cheat?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so this was your show was about April or something.

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<v Speaker 6>And then why I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you keep needing my show to

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<v Speaker 1>answer this question.

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<v Speaker 6>It was such a good show, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she know that you cheated on her?

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we've broken up. I came clean and uh,

0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 6>I told her everything, trying to start new, and obviously

0:54:59.239 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 6>that didn't go well. So I'm sitting here single with

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 6>my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I guess you guys aren't together.

0:55:07.360 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 6>No, no, she's my X now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm let me try to understand this. You cheat

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:19.759
<v Speaker 1>on her, yeah, and then you guys go to my

0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>show yep, and then you tell her that you cheated

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:26.080
<v Speaker 1>on her.

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<v Speaker 6>Like two weeks later, we took a little bit of

0:55:30.440 --> 0:55:35.120
<v Speaker 6>a break, like after the show. We decided like, okay,

0:55:35.200 --> 0:55:38.160
<v Speaker 6>let's take some break, like some time apart. When we

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:41.400
<v Speaker 6>were supposed to meet up the day after the break ended,

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 6>I decided.

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<v Speaker 1>To tell her and come Quan, and that was like

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<v Speaker 1>a month after it happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Probably like two three weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't, I don't. I guess I don't know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, thanks for the kind words about the show,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know if it has anything at all

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:04.560
<v Speaker 1>to do with your relationship. Unfortunately, I thought this was

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a story of thought. I thought I was

0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 1>going to start having to advertise my show as, Hey,

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 1>if you cheated on your girlfriend, just buy her tickets

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:14.920
<v Speaker 1>to Therapy Gecko and she'll forgive you. But that does

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:16.880
<v Speaker 1>not see. It was like, it is what happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Our relationship was teetering, and you know, I shouldn't have

0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:25.239
<v Speaker 6>done what I did, and then the show is just

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:27.920
<v Speaker 6>so good that we I decided to like give it

0:56:27.960 --> 0:56:30.640
<v Speaker 6>a chance. But I think the main story was I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know if you have anybody here, like on antidepressants

0:56:34.000 --> 0:56:38.719
<v Speaker 6>or anything, but I want crazy. For like two three weeks,

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:41.000
<v Speaker 6>I was really up there. I think they call it

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:45.880
<v Speaker 6>like a manick state, and I was just absolutely wired

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:47.800
<v Speaker 6>for two weeks.

0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 1>What what are you doing now?

0:56:52.080 --> 0:56:54.000
<v Speaker 6>What am I doing now? I got off the pills,

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<v Speaker 6>working on myself outside of the pills, going to therapy

0:56:59.200 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 6>not just got but you know, human therapy and yeah,

0:57:04.280 --> 0:57:05.800
<v Speaker 6>just trying to do it naturally.

0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:08.480
<v Speaker 1>But that's good.

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:13.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the antidepressants. For about two weeks, I didn't sleep

0:57:14.239 --> 0:57:18.160
<v Speaker 6>maybe a couple hours. I was barely eating. It was

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:22.720
<v Speaker 6>absolutely crazy. And that's when that all happened. So I

0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:25.840
<v Speaker 6>kind of convinced myself for a while that it happened

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:30.840
<v Speaker 6>in that manicked state because of the pills. But after

0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 6>all this time, after you know, eight months, whatever it's been,

0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:40.320
<v Speaker 6>I've kind of admitted now you just you did it.

0:57:40.480 --> 0:57:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Was it taking you a long time to admit that

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:45.520
<v Speaker 1>you cheated on your girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 6>It has taken me a long time to like seek

0:57:50.280 --> 0:57:53.720
<v Speaker 6>forgiveness for myself. So we haven't talked since I told her.

0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 6>And that's like the really hard part is if she

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:00.000
<v Speaker 6>would have forgiven me, I would have been able to

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:04.600
<v Speaker 6>forgive myself. But when it's just me, uh, you know,

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:07.439
<v Speaker 6>it's it's a lot harder to forgive yourself when there's

0:58:07.520 --> 0:58:12.280
<v Speaker 6>no I guess, outside source of forgiveness. I'm still not

0:58:12.440 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 6>even one hundred percent there.

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:24.200
<v Speaker 1>M how long did you say it's been since you

0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 1>talked to her eight months or so? Well? Well, man,

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:37.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know man I I I I'm look, I'm

0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:39.680
<v Speaker 1>glad that you're taking pills. Well you're not. Are you

0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:40.120
<v Speaker 1>taking pills?

0:58:40.160 --> 0:58:42.200
<v Speaker 6>You're not. No, I'm not taking pills. This is a

0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:44.920
<v Speaker 6>warning against the pills. So I actually got them off

0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:48.800
<v Speaker 6>the ther rectile dysfunction website HYMNS.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Jesus, all right, don't I know taking pills. Don't

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:54.640
<v Speaker 1>take any pills that you get from a porn hubad

0:58:55.600 --> 0:58:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I know?

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<v Speaker 6>And I I was like, you know, maybe I'll just

0:58:59.720 --> 0:59:02.320
<v Speaker 6>try and out before I actually go get diagnosed or whatever.

0:59:03.040 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 6>And man, I was wired. And because I got them

0:59:07.120 --> 0:59:09.280
<v Speaker 6>from HYMNS, I couldn't like talk to a doctor and

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 6>say like, hey, I'm feeling this way.

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:15.360
<v Speaker 1>So Matt, you're telling me that you bought adderall off

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 1>of porn hub. That was so good? It made you

0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:18.920
<v Speaker 1>cheat on your girlfriend?

0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 6>Is it Adderall? I don't know what it was, but man,

0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:26.480
<v Speaker 6>I was like everything made me happy for like two weeks,

0:59:26.520 --> 0:59:29.360
<v Speaker 6>three weeks, whatever it was. I would describe it like

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:31.960
<v Speaker 6>being tickled, like everything may be happy, but it was

0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:33.000
<v Speaker 6>also kind of torture.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm coming back to Chicago, and uh, I think,

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 1>may I know, Yeah, if you have any other relationships

0:59:46.040 --> 0:59:46.880
<v Speaker 1>that you need to mend.

0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:59:48.360 --> 0:59:50.720
<v Speaker 6>No, I'll be there, hopefully with somebody that I don't

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:51.120
<v Speaker 6>cheat on.

0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I would like to be the first one to

0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:59.520
<v Speaker 1>remind you that that is within your control.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say to the

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<v Speaker 1>people of the computer before we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Mat Uh, don't get antidepressants from boner websites.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care man?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you.

1:00:15.680 --> 1:00:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I should start my own line of gecko boner pills. Okay,

1:00:20.920 --> 1:00:34.920
<v Speaker 1>let me think lizard irreptile irreptile enhancers, irreptile reptile erection enhancers,

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<v Speaker 1>reptile erection enhancers. Yeah, let's go with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Never goes on the line taking your phone calls every night.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything goes to teaching you aloud in the interview Line's

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<v Speaker 3>not ready.