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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the

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Speaker 1: radio blogs on the Fred Show. I like for writing

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Speaker 1: in our diaries, except we say them a lot. We

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Speaker 1: call them blogs. Klin.

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Speaker 2: Yes, take it away, dear blog.

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Speaker 3: So as we are, you know, getting our grapes out

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Speaker 3: today this morning about society and the way things are

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Speaker 3: going in the US of A.

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Speaker 1: What all have we covered air airplane etiquette? You know?

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Speaker 1: Hawk tuah, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean that's ap wingstop, good writing, wingstop. I want to

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Speaker 2: say I'm not a hot to a hater. I just

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Speaker 2: I'm just like a house I don't get it.

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Speaker 4: I saw on TikTok somebody said it's like divorce dad humor,

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Speaker 4: Because I'm like, who thinks this is funny? Like cute

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Speaker 4: and funny in the moment, but like it's not funny anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's just not funny. Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you just mad that none of your catchphrases? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How many things?

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Speaker 4: Oldest time Paulina's promised. I've said a lot of things

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Speaker 4: on this radio shoot up the club.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to say them all now, we don't

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Speaker 1: have to. We got to wait with you the first time.

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Speaker 1: But you're right and then, so how is it that

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Speaker 1: you aren't more famous? Paulina promised people, I don't want fame,

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Speaker 1: I just want the bad. I want the fortune, I

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Speaker 1: want the generational.

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Speaker 3: Well, listen, and the beautiful thing about America is that

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Speaker 3: overnight we never know.

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Speaker 2: Who's going to be famous the next day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wor It's possible years from now you could

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Speaker 1: still be famous for Paulina's promise.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I'm trying bars me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't fumble it like you did Avocado toast

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Speaker 1: and Uber. For those who don't know, Paulina invented Uber

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Speaker 1: and avocado toast and somehow was unable to secure the

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Speaker 1: bag on either one of those projects.

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Speaker 2: All this work and what did it get me?

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Speaker 1: Right? That's the same way came. And so we were

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Speaker 1: talking about gripes. You were talking about.

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Speaker 3: Grapes, Yes, grapes, and so obviously it was the fourth

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Speaker 3: of July, and obviously fireworks come with that.

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Speaker 2: But my first grape would be.

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Speaker 3: Is absolutely necessary to shoot off fireworks the entire month

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Speaker 3: of June and the entire month of July, because I

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Speaker 3: really feel for these little dogs. They get so so scared.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I was watching my boyfriend's dog the other

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Speaker 3: day and I found her hiding behind the toilet. She

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Speaker 3: was and they, I don't know what they think, Like

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Speaker 3: they must think we're going to war or something.

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Speaker 2: They have no idea.

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Speaker 3: But over the weekend I was at a cabin with

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Speaker 3: a bunch of friends and this big my friend Mattie's dog,

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Speaker 3: a big Bernese Mountain dog, huge dog, and it always

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Speaker 3: seems like the bigger the dog, the more scared and

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Speaker 3: sweet they are. He needed a little drugs, and I

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Speaker 3: know Paulina said her friends give their dog Benadryl. It's

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Speaker 3: like whatever, I know that Pablo, the Bernese Mountain dog

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Speaker 3: is prescribed trasidone, which is a human sleeping pill, right,

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Speaker 3: so they.

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Speaker 2: Had to give him a little bit.

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Speaker 3: My friend gave him the higher end of his dose

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Speaker 3: because he was real scared and they were.

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Speaker 2: Being set off all weekend.

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Speaker 3: Unbeknownst to us, her husband has also given him the

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Speaker 3: highest dose of the human sleeping pill. Mamian's was so scared.

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Speaker 3: He was in the bathroom in the basement. Every time

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Speaker 3: I went in there. He didn't know up from down.

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Speaker 3: He got up, he would do a spin, lay back

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Speaker 3: on the ground. It was the saddest but cutest thing.

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Speaker 3: So he had his double dose, but he was so scared,

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Speaker 3: and like, you know, America, we're celebrating the birthday.

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Speaker 2: Do we need to do it days other than the

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Speaker 2: fourth of July? Do we think?

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm amazed at because growing up in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: I think now you can buy fireworks, which is really

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Speaker 1: a terrible idea because there's droughts and right, I don't

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Speaker 1: know fires and things because we really don't need it.

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Speaker 2: But you couldn't. Now you can.

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Speaker 1: And I have not gone into any of these stories,

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Speaker 1: but can I live in an urban environment where it

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Speaker 1: probably wouldn't be appropriate.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it.

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Speaker 1: Would really concerned that he wanted to think it would

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Speaker 1: sound like a lot of other things that we hear

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Speaker 1: living in an urban environment. But nonetheless, I'm shocked at

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Speaker 1: what you can buy, like Big Tim. I saw the

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Speaker 1: video of your man, Big Tim. Yes he went and

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Speaker 1: bought like he was doing a He did the fourth

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Speaker 1: of July Official United States Fireworks Show from your house.

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Speaker 1: Forget about DC, it happening in Indiana this time. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this dude was straight up by and like the stuff

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Speaker 1: that you would buy professional grade. I can't believe that

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Speaker 1: just a normal person has access to that level of

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Speaker 1: like explosives basically.

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Speaker 5: And they don't need it. This man was scanning a

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Speaker 5: QR code to figure out how to set it off.

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Speaker 5: So he's like, I'm like, do you know how to

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Speaker 5: use this? He's like no, but it's a code on there.

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Speaker 5: You just scan it and then it's a YouTube video

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Speaker 5: that'll show you how to blow it up, sir, So

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Speaker 5: like and to your point, wrap this up by ten

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Speaker 5: pm on fourth of July.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: So at ten pm, I was like, I'm gonna call

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Speaker 5: the cops on my own party, okay and tell them

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Speaker 5: that I have people here, but they legal fireway to

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Speaker 5: get them out of here, because I was over it

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Speaker 5: at that point.

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Speaker 1: If you need a QR code to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to light your fireworks, then he's probably above your baker.

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Speaker 3: You know, there's a finger And I don't know if

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Speaker 3: it's a rule here, but in Michigan they made a

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Speaker 3: rule or a law rather that you can set them

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Speaker 3: off the entire month, and so these babies and these dogs, I.

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Speaker 2: Just feel for that last year to the fourth of July.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know, I feel bad but all these

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Speaker 3: dogs are drugged and confused and think we're at war.

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Speaker 2: They think they're getting drafted. Yeah, I mean, don't get

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Speaker 2: me wrong.

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Speaker 1: I would love to have like a go ahead and

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Speaker 1: like in a ranch somewhere and just have my own fireworks,

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Speaker 1: just go nuts.

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Speaker 2: That would be a lot of fun. A pirate Yeah,

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Speaker 2: looks main day. I don't get it. I don't like

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Speaker 2: is the three?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're setting a fire running like yeah, I was running.

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Speaker 2: I'm already out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that little purple pink and Red's worth my hands,

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Speaker 1: you know, up in the air.

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Speaker 2: It's so beautiful. I don't want to see that. And

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Speaker 2: then everyone's drunk too, lighting them off. Who needs all

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Speaker 2: your fingers?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: You don't need all of them. You got ten for

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Speaker 2: more freadshell next