Speaker 1: This episode of Busting with the Boys. The Boys is
Speaker 1: presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to Busting with the Boys.
Speaker 1: My name is Terry Lawan. Your dad to my right
Speaker 1: is some might say best friends his words not mine,
Speaker 1: but also wolf uncle soothing voice of Some people say
Speaker 1: it was we found out in this podcast handsome ass
Speaker 1: cat before and after the teeth, but definitely after the teeth.
Speaker 1: The teeth definitely knocked you up like two notches, which
Speaker 1: is an impressive That's like a twenty percent deal, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, bang.
Speaker 2: I think somebody asked me on my Twitter question how
Speaker 2: much were the teeth?
Speaker 1: How much were they? Fourteen grand? Fourteen grand? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, every penny too. Yes, your teeth you have
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes teeth shut out Clinton Newman worth every penny
Speaker 1: Clinton shoutout, shot outs to Clinton Clinton. I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about doing the.
Speaker 2: Best, the bestment I ever made. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about doing the teeth thing. But I've
Speaker 1: just two straight right now. They're not yellow yet. But
Speaker 1: when I look at your teeth, I think to myself, man,
Speaker 1: I like some choppers like that.
Speaker 2: You almost lost what you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Say I almost lost it, but I didn't. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what though, I'm I'm bubbling. Am I telling me
Speaker 1: right here? Because you made me hot by interrupting me.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Are you already getting mad?
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Speaker 2: I think hot. Take you kind of like getting a
Speaker 2: little worked up in the interview.
Speaker 1: You think I like getting hot and bothered, is what
Speaker 1: you're saying from you. You like it when you think
Speaker 1: I like it when you rile with me up.
Speaker 2: I think so. I think it helps you deliver in
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Speaker 1: We have a great podcast for you today, a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of upcoming topics. We hit the we
Speaker 1: hit the Redskins deal, we hit the Cam Newton deal.
Speaker 1: We hit the boy, Patrick Mahomes. The boy called Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: He actually answered, it's been twenty four hours since he
Speaker 1: signed that contract. Yes, and this man's picking up phone calls.
Speaker 2: I won the golf course, Cherry.
Speaker 1: If I sign a five hundred million dollar contract, I
Speaker 1: might just get rid of a phone. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm different.
Speaker 1: I might not give a fuck anymore. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What's crazy? Is the answer? And he said, half a billy,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 1: Yeah he did say that, didn't he? Yeah? I or
Speaker 1: maybe he didn't. But you have to watch the whole
Speaker 1: entire episode to find it out, won't you. All Right?
Speaker 2: The big subject, Oh that was a big one.
Speaker 1: That one actually riled me up pretty good for about
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty minutes. Yeah, what a burger, ass, dude, fucking
Speaker 1: ass I had.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 1: Then you also hear in the podcast that I actually
Speaker 1: laid on my sort a little bit and I kind
Speaker 1: of remember because it was thirteen years old and an
Speaker 1: out burger though i've had recently, and my god, it's
Speaker 1: like heaven between two buns. Baby. All right, no pause,
Speaker 1: I see you looking at me though that went through
Speaker 1: your head. I'm just watching. I'm I'm just.
Speaker 4: Delicious meat in between two buns. Delicious, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. Just taking that meat in between those tight
Speaker 4: two buns. And that's in an out burger, dude.
Speaker 1: Or between two lettuce bunds because we can go protein
Speaker 1: styalar my buddy bloss nos speaking of blosses here, so on,
Speaker 1: uh shut up back here. He has not been around
Speaker 1: called I called boss when heyes, Hey boss, what's the deal.
Speaker 1: Why don't you? Why haven't you been around? But I'm
Speaker 1: happy to have him back, dude, So electrostack to have
Speaker 1: the boy back. Thank you for watching this always, Big hugs,
Speaker 1: tiny kisses, drop the hook, Love you to death. That's
Speaker 1: another pod voice.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, leave down.
Speaker 1: Fucking boys. I see a colored shirt in the back,
Speaker 1: fucking killing him out there, buddies, Zach got pissed at
Speaker 1: that sum shoulder. He is a little spark boy. So
Speaker 1: that's the thing about Zach Patton as you one minute,
Speaker 1: it's all good, are we going rolling? That's the thing
Speaker 1: about Zach Man is one minute he's fucking happy, go
Speaker 1: lucky guy when her to fly, And then you say
Speaker 1: something that a little hillbilly boys just irks him a
Speaker 1: little bit. And you know what it is, though, little
Speaker 1: man syndrome. No, you think he's got that.
Speaker 2: I mean everybody. Everybody does inherently. It's genetics. It's just
Speaker 2: how much it shows.
Speaker 1: Who's taller, boss or uh Zach? Oh ship, good question, Boss,
Speaker 1: you got a little man syndrome? Yeah, for sure, got that thing.
Speaker 1: That's the first That's the first thing you gotta do
Speaker 1: is you gotta you have a problem. You gotta acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, little man syndrome. It's not the
Speaker 1: worst thing in the world unless you're like Napoleon. Like
Speaker 1: Napoleon had that ship. Hey, go ahead, he's a mic
Speaker 1: he's back there.
Speaker 2: We got six.
Speaker 1: We got six back then, you know we got where
Speaker 1: we were deep all white.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't even say it here is a volume. I
Speaker 6: would say, it's just more of a chip man. I
Speaker 6: don't think it's a little man syndrome. It's more of
Speaker 6: a chip on my shoulder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that hat you're wearing. Oh yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: you turn around about that. Bullshit. Dude, boss is rocking
Speaker 1: that San Francisco forty nine ers. A Titan probably would
Speaker 1: have beat the forty nine ers if we beat Patrick
Speaker 1: Mahomes And it's five half a billion dollar deal?
Speaker 2: Yo, shut up?
Speaker 1: Patrick shut up, says five hundred million, five hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go.
Speaker 1: Five hundred mil. Dude. What a what an absolute stut
Speaker 1: an absolute gangster out there? I know ten year? Who
Speaker 1: signs that ten years?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do we have articles that kind of
Speaker 2: break down the contract. It's crazy because initially you're you're
Speaker 2: fired up, but you kind of want to learn, you
Speaker 2: kind of want to.
Speaker 1: Know about the deal. Here's what I Because there's also
Speaker 1: there's also some devil's advocate. There's always devil's advocate. But
Speaker 1: it's not like he's not a dude that's signing like
Speaker 1: like some dude's signing a ten year, one hundred million
Speaker 1: dollar deal and it's like, oh, you made ten million
Speaker 1: dollars a year, that's solid. Like this dude's making like
Speaker 1: one hundred eight million dollars the first four years. Something crazy?
Speaker 1: What it is? It's something crazy like that because I
Speaker 1: saw someone put out I think it was like, but yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is there that the problems with Patrick Mahomes contract.
Speaker 1: I don't know about this already.
Speaker 2: Well we can read the Dell's avocate side. We know
Speaker 2: what I mean, we can play both sides in the middle.
Speaker 2: Because for the boys at the end, would you.
Speaker 1: Be I mean, if you're Pat Mahomes, I don't in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm not seeing any negative with half a billion, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like imagine and then once you become it's not even
Speaker 1: about half a billion dollars. Once you get that, people
Speaker 1: to it's four hund and fifty. Listen, I think it
Speaker 1: like adds up. I think it's a little three a
Speaker 1: little over five or three. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: basically in there for twelve years, that thing for twelve years, dude.
Speaker 1: But if you he's going to get that money and
Speaker 1: then all the people like with money that want to
Speaker 1: endorse players, want to endorse the highest played athlete of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 2: Right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you're saying a lots He's gonna have hundreds of
Speaker 1: millions of dollars more come this dude, Pat Mahomes might
Speaker 1: be hot take right now. He might be one of
Speaker 1: those athletes that make a billion dollars. He might be
Speaker 1: one of those cats, right with Lebron James, Right with
Speaker 1: Lebron James Mayweather. I think did that in Christiano Ronaldo
Speaker 1: first half? A billion dollar contract by an athlete? Is
Speaker 1: that what that said? Ever? Yeah, it's but it's by
Speaker 1: it's it's a sports contract because Lebron James and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna butcher it. I'm not have the exact numbers, right,
Speaker 1: but he's got like a lifetime thirty million dollars a
Speaker 1: year deal with Nike a year. Really like you spend
Speaker 1: all your NBA money, you spend all your other money
Speaker 1: because you know you got thirty three coming to the
Speaker 1: bank every single year with Nike. That dude just does it.
Speaker 1: Man school opens the school, he has kid, he owns uninterrupted,
Speaker 1: he owns it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big owner.
Speaker 6: Contract coming out of high school from Nike was ninety
Speaker 6: million before you stepped on a quart.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck?
Speaker 2: And I think they just raised one hundred million to
Speaker 2: jump start a like a like a black network, right.
Speaker 1: I want to get on that network. Dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: have a token white guy. If you're doing like a
Speaker 1: you gotta have a token white guy. It can't be
Speaker 1: a black network. Is that what it's called. I think
Speaker 1: it's it's like that's already they made. It's called beet.
Speaker 1: I think it's already a thing.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: People were kind of comparing the two. But I want
Speaker 2: to say he's jump starting like a like a like
Speaker 2: a black affiliated like media network.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that fires build that eco footprint in.
Speaker 2: The black community, which is huge. Let's let's to the top.
Speaker 2: Let's make this my homes a million.
Speaker 1: Half a bill. Dude, what do you think he does?
Speaker 1: Did you also hear that there's a big what a
Speaker 1: burgerfy think? Yeah? Is that his name? Mickey Ryan? Mickey Ryan,
Speaker 1: and no disrespect because shouting Mickey Ryan. He's a boy.
Speaker 1: I think he works for one of four five. He's
Speaker 1: a one of four five guy, one of two five guy.
Speaker 1: He's one of the five guys. He's one of them.
Speaker 1: Speaking of hearing myself in the in the thing, I
Speaker 1: can hear myself, Mickey Ryan. There it is. You guys know.
Speaker 2: I struggle when I start to lose the hearing.
Speaker 1: All Right, we're good. I can now I have to
Speaker 1: hear myself Mickey Ryan. Yeah, Mickey Ryan one of the
Speaker 1: five guys, right, but this is not a one of
Speaker 1: four five Zone. That's who he works with. Good dude
Speaker 1: said something about what a burger? Okay, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Fuck what a burger? Because, uh, there was a small
Speaker 1: piece of my life and in Arizona you have access
Speaker 1: to it all. You got five guys, you got in
Speaker 1: and out, you got what a burger? You got them all?
Speaker 1: Uh and a sleeper. I think people don't really think
Speaker 1: about it's fat burger. Have you read fat Burger? Never
Speaker 1: had from Bontaier, Missouri. You don't have the access like
Speaker 1: Arizona does. Hard Hardy. So Hardy's is Carls Jerky Hart
Speaker 1: Carls Jury Arizona. Yeah. You know what I'm saying, Well,
Speaker 1: you know what the hit that hip cool kids do?
Speaker 1: When did you start doing that?
Speaker 8: Was that?
Speaker 1: Like a middle school Anthony Stevens started doing that Yeah,
Speaker 1: part of the Sexy six the squad. So yeah, Mickey
Speaker 1: Ryan starts talking about getting getting What a Burger to Nashville.
Speaker 1: The reason why we got on this is just Pat
Speaker 1: Mahomes apparently allegedly has said I want What a Burger
Speaker 1: in Kansas City.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: And now what's happening. I wonder if he owns that
Speaker 1: that he needs to start guess what changing just did it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, more money. That four fifty million contract. That thing's
Speaker 1: a bill, dude. I'm telling you right now, he's gonna
Speaker 1: have three commas at the end of his contract. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, dude, Then three commas in that
Speaker 1: bank account. Dude, life is fucking life different. Dude, pick
Speaker 1: pick apart the contract all you want. It's a favor
Speaker 1: of the team, it's a favorite. You're laying your.
Speaker 2: Head on bit on your pillow at night after signing
Speaker 2: that deal, thinking I just signed a half a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: That dude doesn't even know what Southwest does anymore?
Speaker 2: Dude almost teared up. Almost Yeah, yeah, doesn't know.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know what Southwest. Oh, he's got to
Speaker 1: get a plane. You got to because you're so famous. Now,
Speaker 1: well he changed them. He's like, Yo, you're the man,
Speaker 1: He's the fucking pat.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, if you know busting with the boys,
Speaker 2: you are the fucking he knows, he knows we need
Speaker 2: to get him on if there's any interview he needs
Speaker 2: to do. He needs to be one with the boys,
Speaker 2: busting with the boys, for sure.
Speaker 1: I see the movieles turning up there my call um
Speaker 1: right now. You want call he answers, You want to
Speaker 1: see the answers.
Speaker 2: Let's see the answers. Let's fucking go.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 2: I think Travis Kelsey's coming this month?
Speaker 1: No he's not.
Speaker 2: I think he is.
Speaker 1: Don't say a word, yo, get the will You just
Speaker 1: signed a half a billion dollar contract and you could
Speaker 1: your answering to my phone call right now? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm golfing. I'm actually had a charity golfing thing right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're a charity golf thing. Yeah, I figure
Speaker 1: you can't even have people around you, dude. No, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I had just like scheduled charity golf out in the
Speaker 1: like Taylor charity event, and it happened to be the
Speaker 1: day after I signed the contract. Oh my god, well,
Speaker 1: I was actually calling a say congratulations, I'm doing an
Speaker 1: episode of Busting with the Boys right now. We're just
Speaker 1: spent the first fifty minutes of our podcast just blowing.
Speaker 1: So congratulations. I appreciate.
Speaker 8: I appreciate all of y'all.
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw some of y'all' tweets say, I mean,
Speaker 1: y'all keep me cracking.
Speaker 2: Up every time.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you what. You have an opportunity here.
Speaker 1: A lot of that money can get you on a
Speaker 1: plane real fast. Come get Bust with the Boys.
Speaker 2: Hey, you tell him, he's gonna do an if you
Speaker 2: tell him it makes sense the podcast here.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, I appreciate it all right, But how
Speaker 1: fun are your golf tournament? So dude, dude, just.
Speaker 2: To hang on once, hang on. Life's differing for us. Hey,
Speaker 2: we're gonna play this on cool like a weird flex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Pat Mahomes, So Pat Mahomes, like Saquon Barklay.
Speaker 1: I will say this. Got to meet those guys at
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl. Those dudes don't know what they're doing
Speaker 1: for the game of football. They're unbelievable people. Oh, they
Speaker 1: really are unbelievable. Somebody called me randomly that I barely
Speaker 1: kind of knew. But I knew him, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know them. I'm not answering the phone, I thought myself,
Speaker 1: Am I go, dude, the number of you dial the
Speaker 1: is no longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're also hey, hang on that you're Taylor Lawan.
Speaker 2: You carry some weight.
Speaker 1: You carry four and fifty million dollar waight? Not that?
Speaker 1: But haiti a last I was less than one of his,
Speaker 1: Like my, what I mean, my whole contract is less
Speaker 1: than when he makes in a year.
Speaker 2: No, no, not your whole contract less than he makes
Speaker 2: it the year there was there was something that can
Speaker 2: he's making thirty or twenty something this year? You're talking
Speaker 2: about first few years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw some stat by a different website that
Speaker 1: said something along the lines of the first four years
Speaker 1: Pat makes like, uh four million dollars a year.
Speaker 2: It might that one might be total because the next
Speaker 2: two years. It was kind of like your situation. He
Speaker 2: still has to play out the rest of his rookie deal,
Speaker 2: but now he's getting like twenty something million and then
Speaker 2: maybe like thirty the same year. There it is right there, yeaheah, twenty.
Speaker 1: Four they and the thing I saw that was like whatever.
Speaker 1: Ryan Tannehill's making the fift four years like he made
Speaker 1: in like yeah something, yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. So how somebody am I saying something that's
Speaker 1: so wrong right now? Because I feel like, well, you
Speaker 1: you said your entire contract is less than what he
Speaker 1: makes in one year, right, I'm saying in his first
Speaker 1: four years, yes, yeah, by pretty far. Yeah, but not
Speaker 1: in one year, That's all I was saying. Oh, and
Speaker 1: he got a little heat. Yeah he's got a no
Speaker 1: trade clausing that piece. I don't even know you could
Speaker 1: do that. I know, I know, shout dude. A couple
Speaker 1: a couple guys have done that recently, right, it's kind
Speaker 1: of somebody else just did it. Yeah, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what next contract. Yeah, I'm putting that piece in there,
Speaker 1: trade trade deadline, scarier ship after the drol Casey thing.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody safe.
Speaker 2: Nobody's safe out there.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy deal, dude. Bullets are flying everywhere.
Speaker 2: You're ducking.
Speaker 1: You got a vest on.
Speaker 2: You're playing Rocket League one night and you just get
Speaker 2: a text that you traded. Oh you're gone that house
Speaker 2: that you thought about building. Yeah, in the trash you're gon.
Speaker 1: Go sell it, go sell the will because he's gonna
Speaker 1: live here. You know what I'm saying, that's crazy. A
Speaker 1: couple of Abraham Lincoln's. I appreciate that, but you know,
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars thousand, I'll tell you what they eat you
Speaker 1: A couple of shitty burgers at what a burger?
Speaker 2: And I love to get you.
Speaker 1: But back on that, dude, because you know, first off,
Speaker 1: home shouted the boy. Dude. He's such a legend. Dude,
Speaker 1: that guy's an absolute stud. Even if you're a Kansas
Speaker 1: City fan, hate him death. On the other hand, because
Speaker 1: he did to beat us doing to CHAMPIONSHP, which we
Speaker 1: would have been Super Bowl champions against the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: But gotta love that guy, right yo, hot notch cat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he just answered your call. He's on the
Speaker 1: golf course for charity and he answered a call. He
Speaker 1: answered the call. It's a boy right there. That's a boy, right,
Speaker 1: that's a boy. In and out Burger is the best
Speaker 1: burger you can buy out a franchise. That is just
Speaker 1: how it is. They ca oh yeah, oh hey, there
Speaker 1: ain't a lot of claps going on the bus right now.
Speaker 2: I'm clapping I was kind of clapping just because I
Speaker 2: was joining the crowd, because I was thinking of something
Speaker 2: else in my head because he said, yeah, yo, y'all
Speaker 2: cracked me up on social media. Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: He sees it, but I've seen a couple of them things.
Speaker 1: He said it. He did.
Speaker 2: That is his voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that shut out the boy.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what's funny when grid Iron? That grid Iron?
Speaker 2: Oh you know when they do when they do Pat
Speaker 2: Mahomes's voice, that shit is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's all he's gonna sound crazy. Dude, we got, we got,
Speaker 1: We had a bus divided out here, Dude, In and
Speaker 1: Out Burger is the best burger, hands down, the best burger.
Speaker 2: I don't know about him, but is fresh.
Speaker 1: The ingredients are all within twenty miles of where it
Speaker 1: it like where the in and out is within twenty miles.
Speaker 1: That's where they have to get their ingredients. Oh you
Speaker 1: didn't know that, did you? Now? Because you gre up
Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee? All right? And you know how many
Speaker 1: healthy places you got National Tennessee? Half of one? All right?
Speaker 1: Half of one. There's probably one out there. Cova is
Speaker 1: half Cova is like a fourth Juoe foods is like
Speaker 1: a fourth, so you got a half, right, everything else
Speaker 1: Hattie Bees shut delicious, Hatty Bees delicious. Not on the
Speaker 1: hips though, you know what I'm saying, make you look
Speaker 1: a little gooi in the middle. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: In and Out Burger, if you're gonna treat yourself, go ahead.
Speaker 1: And if you don't know, In and Out Burger, and
Speaker 1: you should if you don't, but I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a little lesson. There's your menu. You got your hamburger,
Speaker 1: you get your cheeseburger, you got your double double. But
Speaker 1: you can go. You can go protein style, you can
Speaker 1: go animal styles, you can go Neapolitan milkshake. All right?
Speaker 1: What's that strawberry, vanilla and chocolate all wrapped up into one.
Speaker 1: It's delicious, but it kind of tastes like strawberry, a
Speaker 1: little bit chocolate in there. Yeah, it's really what it's
Speaker 1: a taste in line, it's delicious, animal fries. There's a
Speaker 1: whole different menu. So I'm i am firm in my throne.
Speaker 1: In and Out Burger is the best burger. I went
Speaker 1: to the hospital like six times in three months. One
Speaker 1: time dirt bike accident. Love dirt bikes didn't let me back.
Speaker 1: I was a shit dirt bike rider. I end up
Speaker 1: at the hospitalll across the street in the hospital is Whataburger,
Speaker 1: all right. Every time I went to that damn hospital,
Speaker 1: had to go to Warburger trash.
Speaker 2: You really weren't a fan of Whataburger at all. Okay,
Speaker 2: So here's like, let's hang on here, here's we're.
Speaker 1: All laid on the sworder.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was gonna say. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: let's lay down the sworder down and let's be objective,
Speaker 2: like you really didn't enjoy Whatburger at all.
Speaker 1: Here is where I'll stand. The last time I had Woodaburger,
Speaker 1: it was about thirteen years old, all right. So but
Speaker 1: thirteen okay, sixteen years ago on the twenty second, he's
Speaker 1: ain't shit changed. I think loss.
Speaker 2: I think them buds are a little more developed now
Speaker 2: than Taste Bud. You think so, I think so. I
Speaker 2: think Whataburger is good. What I don't like about Whataburger
Speaker 2: is a spicy ketchup. I think that is an awful
Speaker 2: I think their spicy ketchup sounds good, concept sounds great.
Speaker 2: I think their spicy Ketchup product is horrendous. But I
Speaker 2: think what a burger is a very good burger. It's bigger,
Speaker 2: it feels full in your hand.
Speaker 1: Really, no pause, I'll tell you what yours.
Speaker 2: So they have a soft bun as well, fresh, their
Speaker 2: meat is fresh.
Speaker 1: Sesame seeds on them things, No sesame seeds. Get a picture,
Speaker 1: Pull a picture up, Pull a picture up. I got
Speaker 1: it right here, because I'm gonna explain this to you.
Speaker 1: Keep telling them.
Speaker 2: You pick the burger up. It's packed in a nice wrap.
Speaker 2: It's got the nice it's.
Speaker 1: The whipper tinfoil like, come on, give me the details
Speaker 1: it's got, it's.
Speaker 2: Got the orange riding on it. It looks delicious. You
Speaker 2: open it up. See, hey, boys, you see how that
Speaker 2: the bun is packed on the burger. So it's it's
Speaker 2: a filling burger. Meat in between your two hands. No pause,
Speaker 2: and you put that burger in your mouth, dude, you
Speaker 2: bite down, and in my opinion, you could have a
Speaker 2: debate about it being better than in and out because
Speaker 2: in and out is smaller.
Speaker 1: In and out is a smaller burger. What the fuck
Speaker 1: you're making me uncomfortable right now because it closing my eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just in my mind, just keep talking. You kind
Speaker 1: of keep moving because I'm feeling. I'm feeling the picture
Speaker 1: pictures say a thousand words. Where's your mouth watering? It
Speaker 1: was the way you explained it. Now when I look
Speaker 1: at this, look at that burger, though, dude, one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: guess what that is great marketing. I've ever seen a
Speaker 1: carol I have have you seen seen cls? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a little bit better.
Speaker 2: That's that's you.
Speaker 8: You like that.
Speaker 1: That's a thick bitch, dude, Yeah, that's this two sea
Speaker 1: thick bitch.
Speaker 2: It's not one of those buns where you look at
Speaker 2: it it looks nice and feeling, and you grab it
Speaker 2: and it starts to tear a little bit, and there's
Speaker 2: all all this fluff involved, Like that burger is packed together,
Speaker 2: so it's.
Speaker 6: Full Mustard's hits the mustard.
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna you know what? Like you might
Speaker 1: have had a bad experience. How many times you've had it?
Speaker 1: I've lived in Texas for a little while.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're what a burger guy?
Speaker 1: Or no, no, no, he's on the west coast man.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well there you go. You got a sword.
Speaker 1: You're on a hill right now.
Speaker 2: I respect it. It's a West coast kind of South
Speaker 2: type verse one versus the other.
Speaker 1: But berger is definitely a Texas thing, Yes it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pute McCoy's huge on it. Yeah, every time we
Speaker 2: go hunting, he's like, hey, that water burger.
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know, that's not his voice, but I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I tell you what. You kind of kind of like
Speaker 1: Texas And if you could start talking like that, I'd
Speaker 1: appreciate you probably a little bit more. I'm man water burger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know we're going hunt now.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what warm and fuzzy on the inside
Speaker 1: so that bun looks like ass what a burger is? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Pull pull up an in and out, pull up an
Speaker 2: in and out there.
Speaker 1: Fully fully out of the conversation, like not even we're
Speaker 1: talking about five guys. Is there anybody in here that
Speaker 1: thinks five guys is the best burger? No?
Speaker 2: One the best? No, but five guys still is. It's
Speaker 2: not like a shitty burger. Here's where five guys sucks up.
Speaker 1: Too many options. You fuck up with too many options.
Speaker 1: I'm a sauce guy. You know me, You know I
Speaker 1: love my sauces. So when I started throwing fifteen different
Speaker 1: sauces on that piece. Things don't taste so right, I
Speaker 1: can't be trusted with the options. Well that's your own,
Speaker 1: that's you. I'm just saying, well, that's right. That's why
Speaker 1: everyone has an opinion. Were you? Were you the kid
Speaker 1: that went up to a fountain soda and did like
Speaker 1: the suicide and you just mixed them all when I
Speaker 1: was below ten, Yeah, tendor below just went crazy. If
Speaker 1: I still drink, if I still drink soda, it's his
Speaker 1: like bubble gum, didn't it? And now that's a bit
Speaker 1: that kind of got your people a little hard, didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of in and out there. You know,
Speaker 2: I was out there in Oakland, Yeah, out after every game.
Speaker 2: Did you really right next to the stadium? But you
Speaker 2: smacked them things?
Speaker 1: Smacked them? Yeah, very fucking good. How good are their
Speaker 1: French fries? Because some slappy Mcslapperton was on my Twitter
Speaker 1: piece saying something along the lines of all their dogshit
Speaker 1: soggy fries. They make them deals right in front of you, dude.
Speaker 1: I see some guy put the put the potato on
Speaker 1: the thing and then pull the thing down. And when
Speaker 1: you pull the thing down, little non cook French fries
Speaker 1: come out, but he takes them things, put him in
Speaker 1: the sauce thing, pofps him in the sauce thing, pomps
Speaker 1: them out, let them cool, throws them in the deal,
Speaker 1: gets the sauce in the assault on that deal. But bam,
Speaker 1: and it's on there. It's a nice little deal. Guess
Speaker 1: number eighty two. Oh fuck, yeah, that's me walking over there.
Speaker 1: Guess number eighty two.
Speaker 5: That's me. Here you go.
Speaker 1: I also had a neapolitician. Oh yep, right here, boom
Speaker 1: like she turns the person. As she's turning, the other
Speaker 1: person hands it to her and she keeps on rotating.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of ship. That's the kind of ship.
Speaker 1: What a burger Here's what a burger sucks up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to go back if you.
Speaker 2: Don't, thirteen year old Taylor, you're right talking about you
Speaker 2: know what. That's true.
Speaker 1: But if you if you're a wrapping paper for your
Speaker 1: burger is yellow, I'm out. You don't scream hearty and
Speaker 1: like solid and I'm gonna put this in my belly
Speaker 1: and when it comes out, it's not gonna fight back,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm saying when when? I when? When
Speaker 1: that's what I want with my in and out burger.
Speaker 1: When I see the yellow wrapping, I think, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a battle. When you sit on that.
Speaker 2: Toilet, I want a battle. You want a battle? I
Speaker 2: welcome a spit, piss and vinegar? Did I want that
Speaker 2: burger to fuck my ass up?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My hey, no, bause on this podcast.
Speaker 2: My words a yellow wrapping paper. Also McDonald's, I know, yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 1: When I was about five or six, I used to
Speaker 1: slap a couple of McDonald's burgers. You get them them
Speaker 1: dollar twenty nine, two burgers, dollar twenty one. Tell them
Speaker 1: to throw some Max sauce in that piece, extra fifty
Speaker 1: cents Max sauce. Baby, That was kind of a solid
Speaker 1: litle deal.
Speaker 2: Yes, growing up in Missouri when the Cardinals were in
Speaker 2: the playoffs, Big Max were.
Speaker 1: A dollar a pop. Are you fucked?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 2: Me and the boy, Me and the boys, we get
Speaker 2: in skip a class, go to McDonald's too, buy about
Speaker 2: three big macs. You know what, in high school and
Speaker 2: your metabolism is really high.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I feel like my potasm is
Speaker 1: better now, but I feel like ignorance is bliss once
Speaker 1: you find out what's healthy for you, when's not healthy
Speaker 1: for you, that's your body. Was like, guess we're fucked.
Speaker 1: I'm over here, I'm a young kid. I'm walking around
Speaker 1: my mom. I'm holding her hand. Everything is great. I
Speaker 1: go get a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers delicious. I eat it. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you go to be big and strong. I said, yeah, Mom,
Speaker 1: I am. You know what I'm saying fast. Four fifteen
Speaker 1: years later, I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, cheeseburger,
Speaker 1: someone goes. You know they aren't good for you, right, huh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: those aren't good for you. Would you say, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you hit the deal, if you eat the cheeseburger instead
Speaker 1: of the chicken, theeah, chickens better for you the cheeseburger. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, you eat a cheeseburger. Do
Speaker 1: you look in the mirror, little little, little self.
Speaker 2: Conscious little that's right. That's why I would say your
Speaker 2: metabolism is not faster.
Speaker 1: I think it's more mental.
Speaker 2: What do you think? What's more mental?
Speaker 1: Once you once you know you're you're not gonna tell me, dude, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're fucking me upright me? What is more mental. Hey,
Speaker 1: First off, who put the fan right here? Who put
Speaker 1: the fan right there? Fucking rights? Bluss? You know why?
Speaker 1: And it out guys. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Keep it hey, keep it on topic. What's mental?
Speaker 1: Okay? So high school? Right you you wait? Gang guy
Speaker 1: in high school? Or wait wait lose guy? I just
Speaker 1: you lived your life?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool? Can graduate? That's amazing. The boy was toting was
Speaker 1: toting around that left tackle piece at about two thirty five.
Speaker 1: All right, it was all Hey, I got to gain
Speaker 1: that weight. People, Hey, eat this, eat that, wake up
Speaker 1: at three in the morning, have a protein shake. People
Speaker 1: put a joy sandwich. Kind of just figuring it out, right,
Speaker 1: So you just start eating what's good for you. Well,
Speaker 1: steak is not as good for your chicken, So I
Speaker 1: would eat chicken. But doesn't matter what kind of chicken. Man,
Speaker 1: if it's fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, it's just chicken.
Speaker 1: You think you're throwing protein, and you just think you're
Speaker 1: throwing protein in your body. So you're like, okay, the
Speaker 1: boys developing. All right, I'm looking good, I'm feeling myself.
Speaker 1: But then some some sociopath walks by whispers in your ear, Hey,
Speaker 1: that fried chicken is not as good for you as
Speaker 1: grol chicken. You the fried chicken, so that's good. Fuck
Speaker 1: one more bit of that fried chicken. Guess what your
Speaker 1: little insecure now because you think I thought I was
Speaker 1: doing so good, but I'm really not that good? Am I? Metabolism? Yes,
Speaker 1: but also it's mental. It's a mental game. It's a
Speaker 1: mental game with food.
Speaker 2: I agree. I'm trying to figure out what's mental. Metabolism.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying now?
Speaker 2: Metabolism is the thing, because you said I think my metabolism.
Speaker 1: Is better now, and I'm like, h, I think my
Speaker 1: metabolism is better now than I was in high school. Well,
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Speaker 2: Please, Yeah, but you don't. You don't.
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Speaker 1: Enjoy. So you've sold on Whataburger is your favorite franchise
Speaker 1: burger of all time?
Speaker 2: No, I think it's tough. I think where I come
Speaker 2: in is I didn't have either of them until I
Speaker 2: got uh. I was on the Redskins and we traveled
Speaker 2: to the West coast and everybody just started arguing Texas first, California.
Speaker 1: They were going at each other's neck, dude.
Speaker 2: And so when we went to Arizona, went to Whateburger
Speaker 2: when we played Actually we got them the same day
Speaker 2: either way. Either way, I got to try both of them,
Speaker 2: and I thought they were both great. I just felt
Speaker 2: like everybody's kind of like, you know, it's kind of
Speaker 2: a pride thing.
Speaker 1: So where'd you it as your pride line? You don't
Speaker 1: really have a do you not have a horse in
Speaker 1: this race? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't think I do. Yeah, I think if In
Speaker 2: and Out or what a Burger came to Nashville, I'd
Speaker 2: be hyping. I'd be jumping on the train, pumping, pumping
Speaker 2: it all up.
Speaker 1: If Whatburger came to Nashville right now, I would eat
Speaker 1: it once because I need to readjunt. I have to
Speaker 1: be okay, I gotta go try it out, stud, I
Speaker 1: gotta go try.
Speaker 2: It out right, it is right?
Speaker 1: If the In and Out came to now, Phil, I'd
Speaker 1: be there three times a week for at least a month. Now,
Speaker 1: fuck Shakeshaw who said that back there? Hey, Shayshak's not
Speaker 1: fucking bad either, dude, I like shake she Fuck Shah.
Speaker 1: All right, we've heard me and bloss and Will's opinion.
Speaker 1: Can we just go around the roomal quick, starting with
Speaker 1: General Patton in the back.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 7: So I've actually never been to In and Out, So
Speaker 7: I don't know if I've had I have a horse
Speaker 7: in the race. What a Burger's it's it's fine, it's good.
Speaker 1: Okay. If you had to stand on a hill for something,
Speaker 1: what would it be?
Speaker 7: Which of the two?
Speaker 1: No, just any any place you can put another dog
Speaker 1: that's known.
Speaker 2: For like burgers.
Speaker 7: There's not a lot of place places in Lovenon. That's
Speaker 7: besides like McDonald's Wendy, So I don't know for like
Speaker 7: a good burger.
Speaker 2: Fuck pick a big mac dog who gives a ship.
Speaker 1: No, you don't sleep on that Wendy's, though.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't doubt if Zack said in and out, why
Speaker 2: I've never justa just to get.
Speaker 1: Just to get out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never been in and out, So I can't.
Speaker 7: I can't back Taylor as much as I I guess
Speaker 7: I can't. Uh, pharmacy is not bad. I know it's
Speaker 7: kind of a little kind of cliched butt b Yeah
Speaker 7: what No, I've never even heard of shake check. Yeah,
Speaker 7: five guys ain't bad. Actually, yeah, let's go. Let's go
Speaker 7: five guys.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I was very strong opinion by the young General Patten.
Speaker 2: Cookout never had that.
Speaker 3: That Cookout burger comes comes in a in a styrofoam tray.
Speaker 1: So I'm already in.
Speaker 3: That's cool, open it up.
Speaker 1: Sure it's wrapped in foil.
Speaker 3: You open the foil and it smells like you just
Speaker 3: got out of the pool, and your uncle goes, hey,
Speaker 3: you want to burger, and you get a burger.
Speaker 1: Hey, I didn't picture that.
Speaker 3: You bite into that and You're like, wow, and your
Speaker 3: lips in your hands are still kind of wet, but
Speaker 3: you don't really care because you're like seven, every hands
Speaker 3: are wet.
Speaker 1: It's every Yeah, of course you just got out of
Speaker 1: the pool. So cookout tastes like chlorine? Got it.
Speaker 2: All right, Josh?
Speaker 1: What's the hold on time out? We have to comment
Speaker 1: on that because I'm not going to see a sit
Speaker 1: in idle buy as I know. But we're letting everybody
Speaker 1: say their opinion. Then you can what if I have
Speaker 1: another opinion about other things? All right? Can you not
Speaker 1: say I cook out one time? One? Too many flavors
Speaker 1: of shakes? I mean, what is your favorite shake? That's
Speaker 1: all you got to order? What do you mean too
Speaker 1: many flavors of shakes?
Speaker 3: You just said your favorite shake is one with three
Speaker 3: flavors in it?
Speaker 1: Right, there's only three fucking options, bro, That's the thing
Speaker 1: in and out it does.
Speaker 2: It's only got like four options on them.
Speaker 1: But there's a secret menu. You have to be in
Speaker 1: the club. You got to know, all right, Cookout, they
Speaker 1: got it all fucking out there. It's like a book.
Speaker 1: It's like the cheesecake factory of all of of fast
Speaker 1: food places. That's fair fucking much. Cheesecake cheese ga getting
Speaker 1: bad though a lot. It is like a bile two
Speaker 1: hundred pages. Dude, weight just got to come back three
Speaker 1: four times just to figure out if what you want
Speaker 1: with for an appetizer, bro page fifteen. I'm looking to
Speaker 1: chips and then you just settle for chips and sauce
Speaker 1: and you mat the rest of your day because you
Speaker 1: just ruined it.
Speaker 9: Cookout No, okay, all right, never had in and out,
Speaker 9: never been west of Memphis, so I don't have a
Speaker 9: very wide variety of taste. And I'm gonna take some
Speaker 9: heat for this one right here. It doesn't matter to
Speaker 9: me at all because I've only eaten there one time,
Speaker 9: but Dairy Queen's fast food burger was probably one of
Speaker 9: the best that I've ever had.
Speaker 1: I will tell you what, man, I will tell you
Speaker 1: something right now. I know, my special guy.
Speaker 2: I love some dairy some dairy Queen.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad pick. That is not a bad
Speaker 1: pick at all of you. The Dairy Queen is a sleeper.
Speaker 9: The one that I went to was in I don't
Speaker 9: even know what town in Alabama hadn't been remodeled since
Speaker 9: like the seventies and you could tell, so, I mean incredible.
Speaker 1: It's not like the ingredients have been there since seventies.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, New ingredients every day I think.
Speaker 2: Can beat some soft serve ice cream Queen.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a nice little day.
Speaker 2: And I love when you drop that goddamn dairy Queen
Speaker 2: video under any tweet I have about diet. I love it, Dude.
Speaker 2: I laugh every time me too.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, that's not a bad gig, Dude, Derek,
Speaker 1: Queen's a is a sleeper for sure.
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily trust. I started laughing.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta cut whatever little laugh that is
Speaker 1: a Will's Will got. When Will has a genuine cute,
Speaker 1: like the most playful, cute little laugh you ever hear
Speaker 1: in your entirely, you try not to do it, but
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: The only reason I don't fully trust Josh. He seems
Speaker 2: like a guy that Will, that will take a burger
Speaker 2: patty and just put two like sandwich fucking slices on
Speaker 2: it and call it a burger.
Speaker 1: O fine with this, That's a sandwich.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like, That's why I'm a little
Speaker 2: like you don't even where you put ketchup on top
Speaker 2: of the ketchup kind of melts through the fucking sandwich. Dude.
Speaker 1: I wanted to punch him in the face a minute
Speaker 1: he said that. I want to kick him off this
Speaker 1: bus because you get it. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: straight up?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could see Josh being that way and
Speaker 2: at you. You're like that, are you?
Speaker 9: Sometimes I'm making.
Speaker 1: What I and so he's the guy that's in the
Speaker 1: back of the line and he gets there. Sorry, han
Speaker 1: raw of buns. Sorry, you can give it a little
Speaker 1: that the whole week.
Speaker 2: Yes, take a hot dog and put it on a
Speaker 2: piece of sandwich bread and folded in half.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a whole week. We have the ends.
Speaker 1: Yeah it put it on there, put it on the
Speaker 1: every baby serial killer. Dude, you put the ends. You
Speaker 1: put the ends in a loaf of of uh loaf
Speaker 1: of bread on your sandwich before I came here there,
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, Oh you did it on a
Speaker 1: whole week, dude. You no, no, no, gluen free rye.
Speaker 1: But it was the butts. The ship bread is what
Speaker 1: I like to call it. Baby. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: all right? Where were We started started strong with dairy
Speaker 1: queen and in real hard with that?
Speaker 2: Uh that bullshit?
Speaker 1: Hold babies count? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm so sick of us getting off fucking like, let's
Speaker 2: focus on the one that the top five.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, that everyone's allowed of that, I know.
Speaker 2: But I feel like everybody's trying to be different, Like
Speaker 2: look at Garrett. He's somebody who definitely tries to be different.
Speaker 1: Huge Babies apparently, is is a fucking bit of a
Speaker 1: deal in Nashville. It's a bit of a deal. But
Speaker 1: if it doesn't count an in and out for sure? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that it doesn't count boom three? All right, Jack, go ahead.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm an in and out guy.
Speaker 1: Hey after seven pm, my man, it's just back to
Speaker 1: hungry list. I could go for something right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an in and out guy.
Speaker 1: To red ass e, man, you say in and out?
Speaker 1: Would you say?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 1: He doesn't even want to talk an want to talk?
Speaker 8: Dude, Hey, I'm an in and out Guy's coasts animal style?
Speaker 1: Hey, but you're from Nashville.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but there's no in and out in Nashville, so
Speaker 8: not be time to say West Coast because it's a
Speaker 8: Texas versus West Coast Burger, So.
Speaker 1: You go on West Coast?
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, but I also think it's a geographic thing
Speaker 8: because when I'm in Florida, I'm always sitting up water Burger.
Speaker 8: But when I'm on the West Coast in California or
Speaker 8: something in and out tastes so good. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 8: like it's always the West Coast.
Speaker 1: It does it for me. I don't know. I respect that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I respect the everybody.
Speaker 1: That was the best explanation. Yeah, you're you talk well
Speaker 1: when you're stoned. That's unbelievable. Hey, wait to be stoned
Speaker 1: and figured out? My god, like Jackie's parents ever watched
Speaker 1: is I'm joking. I don't know if he smokes weed
Speaker 1: or not, but probably yeah, where we are joking, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have bloodshot eyes. Yeah he doesn't. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what though. Hey, you must say pain chips a kid
Speaker 1: or something because the way you talk. I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know, Bob, I respect it. I wish I kind
Speaker 1: of sound like that, at least you as something like
Speaker 1: you're twelve.
Speaker 2: I do too. Like if I was in your class
Speaker 2: growing up, Garrett, were you, I wouldn't I would like
Speaker 2: be excited when you had to read a paragraph.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I got on your bed. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll bet I hate Jack's buttery you. Oh shit, little stone?
Speaker 1: All right, what else we got here, dude? Donovan Mitchell responds,
Speaker 1: Lebron James could beat Mike Tyson in a fight. This
Speaker 1: is the dumbest something that is I have never heard
Speaker 1: of my entire life. What about Lebron James makes him
Speaker 1: capable of beating not even Mike Tyson in his prime,
Speaker 1: but Mike Tyson. Now have you seen the videos of
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? That motherfucker is a sad He will absolutely he'll.
Speaker 1: He'll fucking kill you now, yes, one sweat he will.
Speaker 1: We used to play this game in high school. It
Speaker 1: was like, would you do it for you know, ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? You take a punch in the face for
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? And I was like, yeah, did punch in
Speaker 1: the face? Eat it? Dollars? Rich? Yeah, ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: rich as fuck? Yeah, talk about it.
Speaker 2: Tell your boys, Hal split with you.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I give you. I'll give you a grand thing,
Speaker 1: and like it's the end of the It's the end
Speaker 1: of the world. Like he just fucking did it. Mike
Speaker 1: Tyson dude, after watching him at fifty six, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine this man the way he was putting, like taking
Speaker 1: a shot in the chin. No guard up or nothing.
Speaker 2: Dude, Bro, that's stree easy. I think I think, isn't
Speaker 2: he Isn't he gonna fight again? Is he trying to
Speaker 2: fight again?
Speaker 1: I think he is. I wonder what changed with this
Speaker 1: cat too, because he was saying he was on Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan's podcast talking about how he can't even work out
Speaker 1: because if he looks in the mirror, it flares up
Speaker 1: his ego and he can't He doesn't want to live
Speaker 1: with ego because he was such a monster back then
Speaker 1: and Mike Tyson and now he's like and mean. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a picture I think from six months ago. I mean,
Speaker 1: he looked like a fat tub of good. Dude, he
Speaker 1: was a fat man.
Speaker 2: Something must have happened. He must have I don't know.
Speaker 2: He must have got inspired about something.
Speaker 1: He must have got broken up with. That's a ship
Speaker 1: that happens. Yeah, you get your ass broken up with. Hey,
Speaker 1: that man six months is gonna be either or looking good.
Speaker 1: You're right, you know what I'm saying. Everyone dealt with
Speaker 1: that heartbreak.
Speaker 2: You know what's I look at him, look at that
Speaker 2: second one, that second one.
Speaker 6: Jamie fomentary.
Speaker 1: That ship's fire. Dude. When Jamie Fox, he's like talking
Speaker 1: and he's like just landing the law.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like talking describing how Yeah.
Speaker 1: That the camera comes in. It's not not in the heaven,
Speaker 1: it's just above the freeze, going to call and you
Speaker 1: can see it all in your dad, say he was
Speaker 1: the best. Don't wry about your Yeah, that's a good ass.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. David, you did good doing that.
Speaker 1: Fuck But Mike Tyson looked good as ship was. Disband's
Speaker 1: wearing a tucking collared shirt looking like David Kessenberry. Dude, Lee,
Speaker 1: they know that they can call him, you know, plus one,
Speaker 1: I'm a spartner, he's partner. Yeah, speaking of spikeball, you two,
Speaker 1: what's good? What is good? When are we chopping it up?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Why is that a bad time? Well
Speaker 1: when you asked, we were going to the golf course?
Speaker 1: Oh I I I was trying to get him to
Speaker 1: come over that day. Oh for real, thought have been
Speaker 1: a nice little day. Actually they set us up though,
Speaker 1: for golfing. Mike Tyson's absolute stud set us up. So
Speaker 1: you guys talking. You guys kind of been talking a
Speaker 1: lot of ship though about that Spikeball. I think we'd
Speaker 1: be we'd be good. I think we're not really good.
Speaker 1: We're partners in the deal anyway, I know.
Speaker 2: But when we played, when we play with each other,
Speaker 2: when we were when we beat Quiz, no pause, we're
Speaker 2: playing with each We're playing with each other a couple
Speaker 2: of fridays ago in the bathroom and we beat Quiz.
Speaker 1: And who's his partner? Spence? Hey remember since Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: pull the bulldog, the bulldog. Fucking bulldog. That's the funniest
Speaker 1: video ever. Dude, we're people listen to this podcast. You
Speaker 1: either explain it or go to the next subject. What
Speaker 1: the fuck are you guys talking about? All right, next
Speaker 1: subject of our our recency pod, Cam Newton go to
Speaker 1: the Patriots cage move. Can't say I'm not surprised about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Patriots just take care of business, don't they.
Speaker 2: I love thinking now because it's so viral, the video
Speaker 2: of Bill Belichick walking out into the field and they
Speaker 2: got Stone Culls music.
Speaker 1: Watch Out, Watch Out. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, dude, that fucking videos.
Speaker 1: The kids are like putting their hands out for him
Speaker 1: to like high five. It just keeps on walking.
Speaker 2: Dude, Bill, he's I think he's gonna crush it.
Speaker 1: You think is Yeah, yep, he signed. What his deal
Speaker 1: was one less zero than Patrick Mahomes's.
Speaker 2: I think it's like seven million with incentives. Everybody was
Speaker 2: up and five by Cam's deal. Let me drop a
Speaker 2: little d have some knowledge, let me drop a little gym.
Speaker 2: So Cam's deal is like up to seven and seven seven.
Speaker 1: And a half worth.
Speaker 2: He was injured last year, so the market COVID is
Speaker 2: playing a factor in free agency.
Speaker 1: Cam signed.
Speaker 2: If you look at his deal, like right here, he
Speaker 2: signed for like one point oh five was his base Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the minimum. Where he's getting bonuses is he gets
Speaker 2: about seven hundred thousand per roster, per game bonus. So
Speaker 2: what owners are basically doing is preparing for if a
Speaker 2: COVID outcome happens, say there's five games played in a year,
Speaker 2: they only want to have to pay him for five
Speaker 2: of those games, instead of being tied to paying him,
Speaker 2: say five million dollars base because whatever you sign in
Speaker 2: your paragraph five money you know about paragraph five, we
Speaker 2: will call it base salary. Whatever you sign in that
Speaker 2: base salary once the ball kicks off, and you are
Speaker 2: a vested veteran, meaning you have four credited seasons in
Speaker 2: the NFL, which we do, which we both do the
Speaker 2: vested veterans on the once Game one starts, you are
Speaker 2: guaranteed your salary for the entire year.
Speaker 1: Boom.
Speaker 2: So whenever the ball kicks off, the owners are gonna
Speaker 2: have to pay Cam one point oh five million dollars
Speaker 2: no matter what. If COVID a second wave, all that
Speaker 2: stuff happens, football season shuts.
Speaker 1: Down after seven weeks. We're in a second wave right now,
Speaker 1: right right, right right.
Speaker 2: But let's just say a place, let's say it plays
Speaker 2: a factor in the NFL, only plays like seven games.
Speaker 2: They'll only pay camp per game, protecting themselves from the
Speaker 2: base that they would have had to have sign them to.
Speaker 2: So everybody that's freaking out about his deal guys on
Speaker 2: the market.
Speaker 1: Like, that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: If you're an owner, that's exactly how you would act,
Speaker 2: because your bottom line is going to be affected.
Speaker 1: Your pockets are going to be affected. If you are
Speaker 1: an owner and COVID strikes us down for let's say
Speaker 1: we play seven games, like you said, yeah, do you
Speaker 1: as an owner, do you fight against paying the players
Speaker 1: their whole entire salary? I don't know.
Speaker 2: People are people are asking like, so what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Spence was asking me today when we were working out, like,
Speaker 2: do you think the owners are like I heard they
Speaker 2: heard a rumor that they're going to try to, you know,
Speaker 2: say the season short and they're going to try to
Speaker 2: nix everyby salary by like thirty percent or try to
Speaker 2: pay like what's it called pro rate, like a pro
Speaker 2: rated rate. So, however, what is it?
Speaker 1: What does that? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: So whatever you make per game paycheck wise, say you
Speaker 2: only play seven games, you get seven paychecks? Nah, right right, that.
Speaker 1: Would be a horrible deal. Yeah. I heard another thing
Speaker 1: that was like, if we don't have a season, like
Speaker 1: your contract just extended to the next year. So if
Speaker 1: I have three years left on my contract and we
Speaker 1: don't play this year, let's say we don't play any
Speaker 1: games at all next year, I would make the money
Speaker 1: I'm making this year that I would still have two
Speaker 1: more years on top of that. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Yeah, this elongates your contract even more. That's
Speaker 1: for guys that are getting older. The want that third contract.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a bit of a deal.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, I mean say there's no season, I mean
Speaker 2: I could be done. Yeah, you talk about getting older
Speaker 2: like I'll be thirty one next year, Like we don't
Speaker 2: play a season this year.
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like, hey, what a shitty way to
Speaker 1: go out And not saying I'm not trying to be insulting,
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 2: No, that came. We've had so many conversations.
Speaker 1: That's not yes, one hundred percent, We've had a lot
Speaker 1: of but there's people that are listening like, damn, this
Speaker 1: guy just goes out. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: don't want them to think that this is one of
Speaker 1: those times this man's going on for this guy's career.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I'm just saying that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: That would be a tough way to go out if
Speaker 1: you're a free agent.
Speaker 2: So Patrick Mahomes is an anomaly. He's different. My man
Speaker 2: signed for twelve extra years. He's locked in for a decade.
Speaker 1: One thing we didn't talk about his concentrat too, is
Speaker 1: I saw he's got a no trade calls. We always
Speaker 1: talked about that. But he's got like a roster game
Speaker 1: bonus that if a bonus isn't exercise, he has some
Speaker 1: sort of right to get out of the contract. That
Speaker 1: might be totally wrong. That's something that I heard.
Speaker 2: I know, I know where it's in favor of the team.
Speaker 1: Is there was rumors that there was a like a
Speaker 1: salary cap percentage tied to it, which I was hype
Speaker 1: about at first, but I.
Speaker 2: Learned that that was that that is.
Speaker 1: That's an other thing we got to talk about with
Speaker 1: this cap or this season coming.
Speaker 2: Up, right, That's what I was gonna say. It's tough
Speaker 2: being a free agent this year because say you're like
Speaker 2: Clowny or one of these guys who are probably gonna
Speaker 2: sign a couple of years, a few.
Speaker 1: Years, whatever. I think I signed a one year. The
Speaker 1: way it's looking, you might have to like.
Speaker 2: That's why Cam would want to sign a one year.
Speaker 2: That's why Winston would want to take a one year
Speaker 2: so they could go back to the table and re up.
Speaker 2: But what's gonna suck is a salary CAP's going to
Speaker 2: be affected negatively next year. Well, because there's gonna be
Speaker 2: saying there's no fans this year. It's gonna affect all
Speaker 2: that's gonna affect stadium money. Concessions merch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's what I'm told though, TV deals. So what
Speaker 1: the players get fifty forty eight percent of the salary cap? Right?
Speaker 1: Or the players get forty percent of revenue?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So let's say the salary cap it's at two hundred
Speaker 1: hous just say that. I don't know what the exact
Speaker 1: numbers are. I think you're close. It's around it. They're
Speaker 1: saying next year could go down as low as one
Speaker 1: fit one forty one fifty could I let's say it
Speaker 1: goes down that way. If you're Jerry Jones, you would
Speaker 1: have to cut Cooper Martin, Tyron Smith. You have to
Speaker 1: cut one of those guys.
Speaker 2: Because you can't keep them, right, because you don't have
Speaker 2: the money.
Speaker 1: To you Well, no, you have the money to pay them,
Speaker 1: but the cap won't allow you to pay them. I
Speaker 1: think I from what I've been told, is that the
Speaker 1: owners can go and say, hey, we're going to keep
Speaker 1: the cap at what it is this year. It won't
Speaker 1: go up or down a little bit, It'll stay at
Speaker 1: two hundred. That way, they can still keep the players,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Because then like the Titans,
Speaker 1: for instance, like the cap goes down that far. Well,
Speaker 1: there's you know not you can't cut ten health. There's
Speaker 1: got too much guarantee left like that, Derek. Like, let's
Speaker 1: say Derek s Henry s hays a long term deal,
Speaker 1: which he's only got a few more days. He's got
Speaker 1: about eight more days. He can sign a long term deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he has to play the franchise tag. I hope
Speaker 1: they get something done.
Speaker 2: But if not, that franchise tags still that.
Speaker 1: You're running back, dude, you're running back like that's different.
Speaker 1: You only have so much tread on.
Speaker 2: Those tires, no doubt, no doubt. I will hope you.
Speaker 1: But as far as a salary cap and all that,
Speaker 1: like the player, the owners have the option to go,
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep it at two hundred so we can
Speaker 1: keep these players. So we still have that we can
Speaker 1: give them the money they like deserve or whatever. I
Speaker 1: think that's a possibility. Not it's in a perfect world, right,
Speaker 1: that's obviously if our PIA doesn't going fuck it up
Speaker 1: what they usually do or something like that. Am anti
Speaker 1: union man, I know you, I know your union guy.
Speaker 1: But if there's a guy like you in the saddle,
Speaker 1: probably knowing what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 2: I like j. C.
Speaker 1: Tradder.
Speaker 8: Ja C.
Speaker 1: Tratter is a g. I love Jason Triedder. He's now
Speaker 1: the president.
Speaker 5: He wasn't.
Speaker 1: He wasn't the president until I think it was like
Speaker 1: February he became the president. I'm a huge j C.
Speaker 2: Traitdder guy.
Speaker 1: Call him Jesus Christ. In the weight room. That man
Speaker 1: can lift some weights down. He's in crazy shape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to catch up with him. He's fucking
Speaker 1: moving in that damn weight room. Yeah he's a stud.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like we're fucking We're the NFL,
Speaker 1: nflp A fuck shit up all the time. And this
Speaker 1: is there's a lot of areas to get better. Then
Speaker 1: here's here's one area. You know they fucked up because
Speaker 1: I'm anytime everybody knows, if anybody's in a business dealer
Speaker 1: or anything, if I say I'll give you ten dollars
Speaker 1: and you well, that's not that's a bad example. If
Speaker 1: you put anything up. If you want something like players
Speaker 1: want marijuana to not be a thing on the testing,
Speaker 1: well for me to give you that, you have to
Speaker 1: give something up. Right. It's a give take talk. When
Speaker 1: you're doing a business deal. Here's a spoiler for anybody
Speaker 1: who ever wants to play in the NFL before this year,
Speaker 1: before this new CBA. The test happens between four twenty
Speaker 1: and June fifteenth, and then you can and then when
Speaker 1: you get to camp to August ninth. I think of
Speaker 1: the numbers. The numbers. So if you smoke a lot
Speaker 1: of weed, just stop before then, and then when you
Speaker 1: test it, you're fine. Right, And you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you smoke weed, guess what, you've now beaten the test.
Speaker 1: So why would our NFLPA go and are you anything
Speaker 1: to loosen any type of rule on that like that?
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna happen eventually. Eventually marijuana is gonna be
Speaker 1: wreck nationwide. Eventually the MLB is gonna be cool with it,
Speaker 1: then basketball will be cool with it, and then NFL's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, we might as well just do it,
Speaker 1: because that's how it works. It just just play the
Speaker 1: game and beat the time. But don't give up something
Speaker 1: in negotiations for some lesser. Oh, you don't have to
Speaker 1: go in the drug program now, like if you can't,
Speaker 1: not if you don't, if you can't pass a test. Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the union. The Union sends an email
Speaker 2: like a couple of months in advance talking about when
Speaker 2: testing days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, testing starts April twenty and.
Speaker 2: Start gets start weaning yourself off, yea. Not only you
Speaker 2: should know you, it's like and then if you don't
Speaker 2: get enough and test on the first week around four twenty,
Speaker 2: or you don't test in like June, then you can't
Speaker 2: in July because you're gonna get tested for sure in August.
Speaker 2: And then once you finally do, you're a well dude
Speaker 2: all year long, all you until next.
Speaker 1: You like cocaine, your cocaine because it's you're not gonna
Speaker 1: get fucking pop.
Speaker 2: Anybody who pops.
Speaker 1: Foolish, foolish, You're foolish. And that's I mean, Stephen A.
Speaker 2: Smith, stay off the wee question.
Speaker 1: Dude, guy like I mean like got like you know,
Speaker 1: we know the guys. I don't need to say names.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast for the boys, right, this is
Speaker 1: a I'm not throwing nobody under the bus, But if
Speaker 1: you're doing some dumb shit getting caught off weed, I
Speaker 1: know it's so dumb. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense to me. Just I don't know anybody can stop
Speaker 1: doing something for a month. You stop doing thing for
Speaker 1: a month, out of your system. Right, it's done, It's done. Right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Sweat us on a little bit,
Speaker 1: drink some vinegar. I don't fucking no glutathion. That gets
Speaker 1: rid of a lot of shit right there. Bloom bang bang.
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Speaker 2: So what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, talking about Cam Newton.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we started talking about the contract, contract
Speaker 2: situation and everything. I think he's gonna be a start.
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna crush it this year. You know,
Speaker 2: we're we're assuming a season is gonna happen. So you
Speaker 2: don't think like all the stadium money and everything else
Speaker 2: is going to affect like a cap and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, I think it will. I think it will. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I believe you.
Speaker 2: Think they're going to help out the teams to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're not gonna move.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're a businessman and you're sitting there
Speaker 1: saying I got to get rid of one of my
Speaker 1: top five guys. Wouldn't you want to keep that guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and keep them?
Speaker 1: And I know there's a lot of different arguments. I'm
Speaker 1: not sitting here saying this is what we need to
Speaker 1: do because as a player, it's obviously what I want
Speaker 1: people to do. I don't to sit there going in
Speaker 1: next year, where are they going to cut me because
Speaker 1: of money. You know what I'm saying, You don't want
Speaker 1: that or get traded because of money. That should happens
Speaker 1: all the time. But no, I think if you play
Speaker 1: a season without players, obviously the revenue is going to
Speaker 1: go down, you know what I'm saying. Now, there's the
Speaker 1: directions going to affect free agency next year. One thing
Speaker 1: that's interesting is I don't know when the direct TAM
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Direct TV or whatever contract
Speaker 1: the NFL has with cable company. Yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: that's up this year, like they're in negotiations right now.
Speaker 1: That was a big reason for the NFL to.
Speaker 2: Get to the NFLPA in the NFL to get it
Speaker 2: get a deal.
Speaker 1: Done because then the right because then the TV deal
Speaker 1: is going to be bigger because there's not as if.
Speaker 2: There's aleuts about to kind of come out.
Speaker 1: The deal got done in February, right, March, Yes, it
Speaker 1: got done in March, and then that was like hot
Speaker 1: when it is like first cases of COVID and now
Speaker 1: is in the United States. So that's some crazy ship
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 1: COVID is a fucking asshole. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 8: Dude.
Speaker 1: That's it's crazy. Cable network is what what does it say?
Speaker 2: I can't point two billion?
Speaker 1: It's so that next year? Yeah, but like that, that money,
Speaker 1: that money alone, I was told that money alone can
Speaker 1: pay everybody salary cap plus players I'm sorry, plus coaches,
Speaker 1: plus you know upstairs people that could pay everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifteen billions. Unbelievable, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: the if the Caps? Thirty two teams will say the
Speaker 1: Caps thirty million dollars? What's that math?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you just sack. My head's hurting.
Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars, two hundred million dollars, thirty two teams?
Speaker 2: What's the math?
Speaker 1: What were you trying to say? How many billions of dollars?
Speaker 1: Is that? So it take five to make a billion?
Speaker 1: So five times six it's thirty, so it'd be six
Speaker 1: point one billion dollars? Did I just fucking do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're gonna click it because we can check the math.
Speaker 1: We're gonna clay. Six point one billion dollars is the
Speaker 1: math I'm saying. If if the salary cap was maxed
Speaker 1: out for everybody, it's two hundred million dollars. Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: And we have to pay all thirty two teams two
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. What's thirty two times two hundred? Uh
Speaker 1: sixty four hundred?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What there's a six and a four and sixty four hundred? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so six sixty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: You said two hundred times three hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, six and four billion dollars. So I
Speaker 1: was off by point three.
Speaker 2: Hey, we gotta we gotta stop whoever. I'll tell you what,
Speaker 2: we're probably getting roads.
Speaker 1: Six point four billion dollars, not even half that ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the money's out.
Speaker 1: There exact we don't know if like that's what teams
Speaker 1: are actually And also that's an eight year contract. You
Speaker 1: have us put that up. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: it's like two billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Ye, I feel you close to Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: You can't pay for everybody. I was wrong. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. I'm enjoying the ship out of time too, man,
Speaker 1: I am too. It's a fun. It's a fun deal.
Speaker 2: Just a quick remind we're just sitting in your basement,
Speaker 2: hanging out.
Speaker 1: Kind of our jack stone. We're just trying to fucking
Speaker 1: chill in there, pay in the basement, man, hanging out.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding the experience, big, big little side note.
Speaker 1: I know we do, uh we do. We do commercials sometimes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do do commercials for like reads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for reads. We could do.
Speaker 1: We could do a commercial for merch right now. But
Speaker 1: give me one second because I need to talk to
Speaker 1: these Tier ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, talk to them.
Speaker 1: So, Tier one, I've been seeing I've been seeing some murmuring.
Speaker 1: I've been seeing my feeds swiggling around. Dude, I've been
Speaker 1: seeing some wolf heads, a lot of pride chilling on
Speaker 1: them user names. Dude, good fucking shit, Tier ones, because
Speaker 1: you guys have been blasting out. You guys have taken
Speaker 1: pride and being a Tier one and your Tier twos.
Speaker 1: I can feel you, dude, I can feel you guys
Speaker 1: kind of making that move. You just cleansed yourself, had
Speaker 1: yourself a nice little bubble bath, dude, using shampoo and conditioner.
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Speaker 1: get out, new man, new woman, loving life. You about
Speaker 1: to be a Tier one. We loving it to death.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Tier twos, you guys are probably the best ones with
Speaker 1: those Tier threes. You need to put them on. I
Speaker 1: know there was one podcast I almost said it Will
Speaker 1: and I used to listen to, but we don't listen
Speaker 1: to anymore. I was like a tier three cat. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Sit in the background, all right,
Speaker 1: in the shade, watching from a distance. Funny clip, that's funny,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And Will was a tier two,
Speaker 1: got tier one? But nah, you were you weren't like
Speaker 1: tweeting at the guy all the time. But anyway, but anyway, right,
Speaker 1: because because, but anyway, you brought me along from a
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Speaker 1: you're feeling good about yourself. You're dancing up and down,
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Speaker 1: If you're a tier two doing d did that bath?
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and we're back. Oh we gotta
Speaker 1: do merch? What hang on? What was the you're just
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Speaker 1: six strong. That's all I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2: We got new merch. We do got new merch. Check
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Speaker 1: Ryan at Hangtan did Ryan at Hang ten. He's always
Speaker 1: doing it. I owe that guy some money, right now,
Speaker 1: I do. I guess I thought that was funny, and
Speaker 1: everybody else, you know, they did laugh back there. All right,
Speaker 1: that's the only two things dropping.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, that's diff.
Speaker 1: Could have done a little bit bitter.
Speaker 2: We're in the works.
Speaker 1: We're in the works. You're always in the works.
Speaker 2: That's something quick to where we found a quote where
Speaker 2: like that's for sure us got to get it out.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what nice whoop you like that? I
Speaker 1: need to get my batteries broken.
Speaker 2: I know, hang on, I did want to ask you
Speaker 2: about that is well, have you tried charge the battery pack?
Speaker 2: Of course, I didn't want to disrespect you by having.
Speaker 1: To plugging the deal you stick the thing in. I
Speaker 1: was sitting there, it wasn't blinking lights or anything. Waited
Speaker 1: about an hour, threw it on the old Whooper. Did
Speaker 1: you put your charger in the water? No, because I've
Speaker 1: read that it's not waterproof. The Whoop is waterproof, but
Speaker 1: the Whoop charger is not waterproof. So you don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. I think the batteries is broken, or maybe
Speaker 1: it met the water without me knowing. Maybe they introduced themselves,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. We got to get that
Speaker 1: back in action, dude, Get about I do love the Whoop.
Speaker 1: I I was gonna say something to you else that
Speaker 1: I really was excited about.
Speaker 2: But I forget bring to you else it.
Speaker 1: I love it. We're in the basement, fucking English, just
Speaker 1: killing it, dude. But I forget.
Speaker 2: I forget by the merch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the merch.
Speaker 5: You gotta buy the merch.
Speaker 2: Oh leave reviews too. I love reading those reviews are.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable review, five star review. I'll figure it out eventually.
Speaker 1: What I was going to talk about, Let's move to
Speaker 1: the next thing.
Speaker 2: Washington Redskins changing their name. Do you think they're gonna
Speaker 2: change it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably.
Speaker 2: I love how they said we're gonna do a thorough
Speaker 2: investigation about changing the name.
Speaker 1: Well they're gonna come back and be like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: we we've our investigations, funny.
Speaker 2: And it's like, okay, well you guys sounds what do
Speaker 2: you mean? They're just walking the room. Hey, we're changing it, right.
Speaker 1: I think if the Redskins changed their ship, I'm buying
Speaker 1: some of their stuff to have and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that used to be the Washington Redskins. That used to
Speaker 1: be you know, like the Houston Oilers, just to kind
Speaker 1: of have it.
Speaker 2: Jerseys, what's that Compton Jerseys is gonna be a little
Speaker 2: how comboy that I.
Speaker 1: Might have to get me one, But then I, fuck, man,
Speaker 1: I can't have that what I'm saying, I can't have that.
Speaker 1: If you're if you were to change the name, what
Speaker 1: would you change it to. I threw my hat in
Speaker 1: there a couple of times. I said, you said something
Speaker 1: about teeth with big cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big cats, big Cat, said the Washington Teeth. And
Speaker 2: then I said, my old chip tooth as the logo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. That was funny.
Speaker 2: The boy Josh, he put together a nice little graphic
Speaker 2: for us time.
Speaker 1: I would love to see it the Washington, I said,
Speaker 1: Washington wolf Pack. Of course he did.
Speaker 2: But doesn't that go is.
Speaker 1: Every I mean, no, no, it doesn't There any wolves
Speaker 1: in DC. Are the wolves in DC? I don't think, Well,
Speaker 1: the Titans are there. They call this the Athens at
Speaker 1: the South correct.
Speaker 2: A lot a lot of people think Washington Washington Redskins
Speaker 2: is in the state of Washington.
Speaker 1: I thought that when I was young. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: A deal now, I'll tell you what you want to
Speaker 1: talk about. A mind explosion. Hey, that's a funny little deal.
Speaker 1: It's fucking dairy queen and that solid dude. That's some
Speaker 1: solid underlying deals.
Speaker 2: Washington wolf Pack.
Speaker 1: Though I see it doesn't play like you have to
Speaker 1: probably put something of politics in there. Why are you
Speaker 1: gonna put something with the capital exactly? Yeah, something like
Speaker 1: the capitals. Apparently that buddy who owns the Redskins, Dan Cider,
Speaker 1: Dan Sider, his partners won out for three of them
Speaker 1: of the Redskins are for sale. They are this bus
Speaker 1: kicks up on revenue. We might have to get her
Speaker 1: hands might forget her hands on a little bit of
Speaker 1: still try Yeah, why not? Hey, what's this money with
Speaker 1: a couple of couple of Abraham's. Yeah, like you said,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never heard so many refer to
Speaker 1: Abrahams as the first name. A couple of Lincoln's, the
Speaker 1: Washington Lincoln's, dude, solid, that's better than the wolf Pack.
Speaker 1: I like that better. Like the like we're talking about
Speaker 1: Athens of the South predators, you know what, and the
Speaker 1: predators when they were digging the arena out they found
Speaker 1: a skeleton of uh a sabortoo tiger, a savor tooth
Speaker 1: tiger in there. So they became the national or the
Speaker 1: National pretators, right, Yeah, natural sounds why music City see
Speaker 1: it all kind of plays Houston oilers a lot of money,
Speaker 1: a lot of oil in Texas you're right. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 2: I'm still on board in the Washington wolf Pack.
Speaker 1: Dude, Hey, I know you are. But that's wolf pack,
Speaker 1: like Nevada wolf Pack, like Washington wolf Pack. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like Nevada is called the wolf pack too.
Speaker 2: So what I think Washington wolf Pack would be sick?
Speaker 1: I don't think that'd be that sick. I think the
Speaker 1: idea that is sick. I think what would happen would
Speaker 1: not be sick. All right, you upset?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Just would you change the colors? Well you do black
Speaker 1: and gray? No, I mean you could keep the colors. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm out on that, but I'm gonna do some homework.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some homework on that.
Speaker 2: What do we got? What else? Kanye for president? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure we can.
Speaker 1: I don't have a take. I don't care to have
Speaker 1: a take say about this. I like to stay out
Speaker 1: of politics myself personally. It's just depressing if I had
Speaker 1: to vote like Kanye. My man's a little while. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure you've heard himself
Speaker 1: as Jesus one time. You know what I'm saying. If
Speaker 1: you if you think you're a god, I can't vote
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 2: He thinks he's a god.
Speaker 1: He thinks he's a god.
Speaker 2: I believe, so.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm into the whole conspiracy illuminati, like I'm
Speaker 2: on you know, So you think Kanya is a god
Speaker 2: because of that?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying like he has said that. So
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, he thinks that, and I'm saying I
Speaker 1: think so based on conspiracy theories I've seen. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you think the illuminati? You think the LUMINAI is real?
Speaker 1: Do you think jay Z's in it? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 1: think Tanya is in it?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 1: Do you think Kim Kardashian's in it?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm fucking out on that.
Speaker 2: But which celebrities? Which celebrity would you vote for for president?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know. I think I know
Speaker 1: who you would. I think it'd be the same person
Speaker 1: and say it on three one two three at the
Speaker 1: Rock Rock Yeah, Hey, that solid. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: The Rock gotta get a little head on his shoulders.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. If you're looking at leadership and
Speaker 1: you like imagine being like fucking whoever the Chinese president
Speaker 1: is walk in there, say hello, open the fucking door up,
Speaker 1: Holy ship six or four have just brought the rock.
Speaker 1: I be, hey, holy shit, We're not gonna do nothing
Speaker 1: of y'all that handshake.
Speaker 2: Hey, whatever you want, very ship.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine a negotiation not going well and you
Speaker 2: just get rock bottom through a table.
Speaker 1: In the White House. Yeah, I'd say I vote for
Speaker 1: the rock for sure.
Speaker 2: I shake somebody's hands. Uh, they say their name, excuse
Speaker 2: excuse me? Would you say your name was? And as
Speaker 2: they say it again, it doesn't matter what your name is.
Speaker 1: Dude. I love that people saying they'd vote for a
Speaker 1: celebrity just because they like them, Like, we don't even
Speaker 1: know the rocks policies.
Speaker 2: I know, but he seems like a great dude based
Speaker 2: on his Instagram.
Speaker 1: Hey if they look goody good. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I know it comes out the rocks of communists like assholes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could happen, good los, This cake get canceled.
Speaker 3: This cute little door of this is sat Bolt's kid.
Speaker 3: She's adorable, named Olympia lightning Bolt.
Speaker 2: When I saw your question, what would you name? I
Speaker 2: thought of lightning bolts, So.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's a great name. I think he
Speaker 1: crushed it. Anybody else who would name their kid that
Speaker 1: you're an asshole? That is perfect? Yeah, you saying both?
Speaker 1: Can they Yeah? He can name whatever you want. That's
Speaker 1: a sweet little deal promote under the Hood. I guess
Speaker 1: we shouldn't read directly. Hey, we probably should tuck that out.
Speaker 2: You know, we're not professionals. We just do the fucking
Speaker 2: we actually are.
Speaker 1: Technically, we are professionals. We make money in this business.
Speaker 1: That's true, you know what I'm saying, So we are.
Speaker 1: We just do it our way, our way.
Speaker 2: So under the Hood Jack's baby, correct, Is there anybody
Speaker 2: I'm not referencing between two people? Go ahead and give
Speaker 2: credit like this isn't a fuck had of mic over Garrett,
Speaker 2: Garrett and Jack. It's their baby, our our our interns.
Speaker 2: We're letting them do their thing.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Jack had an idea of wanting to do like behind
Speaker 2: the scenes stuff with surrounding bus with the boys, so
Speaker 2: catch conversations before and after the episode, get us driving
Speaker 2: in just kind of from a perspective of an intern.
Speaker 2: He wanted to make a segment called under the Hood.
Speaker 2: He had a couple sketchy names which was behind the boys.
Speaker 2: No pause, Yeah, like I saw that happen in your
Speaker 2: mind too, you no pause. Well, he also wanted like
Speaker 2: behind the bus.
Speaker 1: Which is still the names. So you've thrown somebody under
Speaker 1: the bus now and you had no problem. It was
Speaker 1: what it was behind under the hood peoples, me and
Speaker 1: some other asshole people. It's a really sketch it empty, I.
Speaker 2: Was Garrett, Yeah, I wasn't. Don't know why he would
Speaker 2: say that, but under the hood is that behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: look at how shit goes down surrounding the bus, which
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of. I do have a correction, I
Speaker 2: have a I have a critique.
Speaker 1: Wow, publicly, you're gonna say this, Yes, accountability, accountabilit buddies,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: I thought the song was kind of trash.
Speaker 1: What was the sound play it? I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: He saw it.
Speaker 2: He asked what it was. We said it. He saw that,
Speaker 2: he thought, dope, But it's yeah, it's the interns, baby, dude.
Speaker 1: I will say anytime I watched a movie and you
Speaker 1: go to the credits and they start playing like people
Speaker 1: messing up during scenes or the jackass guys laughing, always
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed that. Always you know what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: see people, you autolize people, You look at people, you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: busting with the boys, What a legendary performance by those guys.
Speaker 1: But then you get to see us just being normal dudes,
Speaker 1: just guys being as if that this podcast can't be
Speaker 1: any more of that. You know what I'm saying, slid dude,
Speaker 1: let's hear this thing.
Speaker 2: Don't know what's up?
Speaker 1: Chase what I call you? Chase under the Hood blog series?
Speaker 2: I think it's dope. I thought what was it called
Speaker 2: behind the bus?
Speaker 1: At first?
Speaker 2: A little sketchy, little suspect, even more suspect, even more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, that was we were talking about.
Speaker 2: Josh is gonna grab it now? You said that you're
Speaker 2: gonna crush it, and so I believe in it. Whatever
Speaker 2: you're gonna do, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: How positive you are on this video. You want to
Speaker 1: know what they came after I even said the conversation.
Speaker 1: When you're like, hey, I'm gonna be forty minutes, or
Speaker 1: you're starting off the day with some.
Speaker 5: Adversity, don't happen anything notable.
Speaker 2: I was picking up our lattes on our coffee for
Speaker 2: our garrett. I got a text from Taylor saying I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be late, So I responded, this is it's not common,
Speaker 2: but it happens with the boy every now and then
Speaker 2: he responds forty minutes and uh, I guess he's going
Speaker 2: to get acupunctured. He thought it was going to be
Speaker 2: ten minutes long. With this pregnant w Taylor. She's due
Speaker 2: within the next few weeks, so she's getting acupunctured.
Speaker 1: For pregnancy stuff. And I just responded, all good, here
Speaker 1: goes see you tell me all good, but is it.
Speaker 2: Like, well it's happening. I can respond negatively, but that
Speaker 2: won't do anything. Just get here when you can crash
Speaker 2: the bus, crash the pod. I had your latte waiting.
Speaker 5: There we go and we're here Lates on deck.
Speaker 1: Killing.
Speaker 8: The initial thing was doing copyright free music, which we
Speaker 8: found that song, which I wasn't the biggest fan, but
Speaker 8: if you'd heard the other stuff you would have been
Speaker 8: a fan of that. We switched it and then we
Speaker 8: did remember to Breathe by stergel As the song which
Speaker 8: worked so well, and then we got blocked for it.
Speaker 1: So that's because the boy We're just too popular now.
Speaker 1: But this podcast is just like on everybody's ratear.
Speaker 2: Now, when you say we get blocked by what does
Speaker 2: that mean, like we can't post it?
Speaker 3: So yeah, YouTube goes about copyright infringement.
Speaker 1: Two ways.
Speaker 3: They either block it and claim it but they let
Speaker 3: the video live. They just take all the ad revenue,
Speaker 3: or they block it and say you can't upload the
Speaker 3: video at all, and then that's what that's what they
Speaker 3: did for this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah damn, gotcha. Well, you know, maybe we'll find
Speaker 2: a better song next time. Guys, weren't some weird times
Speaker 2: Right now? We're working at home, we're taking care of kids.
Speaker 2: If you have kids, shout out to parents who have kids.
Speaker 1: And they're they're doing their best to make all of
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Speaker 2: A lot of us are also working out at home
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Speaker 2: I know we did, but shout out you guys. There's
Speaker 2: one last thing. I was like, No, that our review.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I ain't read that. We'll have
Speaker 1: Jack read it. Should we have a segment where Jack
Speaker 1: reads the review? Dude, we should have Jack sit right
Speaker 1: there and hey, yeah, have Jack read the review? Have
Speaker 1: Jack read that? And today on Stoner Reviews, Bullied by
Speaker 1: the Boys sounds all right?
Speaker 2: Can you read? Hey?
Speaker 1: Can you read that Bullied by the Boys real quick?
Speaker 1: What is that trophy? Did we get do we win
Speaker 1: something else.
Speaker 3: That's the you know the baseball team that a coach.
Speaker 1: So we came in senior insta. So we came in
Speaker 1: second this weekend in a tournament of two teams.
Speaker 2: Oh so they're just handing out trophies participation the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here? Do you get that trophy out of here?
Speaker 2: I was gonna throw Garrett, get it out of here.
Speaker 1: I'll take that trophy to the store and get it
Speaker 1: switched out with a bus with the boy's plack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like we want something, but right now
Speaker 2: we need it off the bus. Garrett, get off the bus.
Speaker 2: Second place fucking trophy. I guess, look how big that
Speaker 2: shi it is?
Speaker 1: I guess we don't believe in participation trophies. No, that
Speaker 1: ship's like up to somebody, that's like up to my waist.
Speaker 2: That's how big that trophy is. Second place out of
Speaker 2: two teams.
Speaker 1: Not a big participation. That's podium.
Speaker 2: Staying on the podium.
Speaker 1: I'm more upset that that's gold. It should be silver.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. That's another play too, but I mean still, anyway.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the segment. Jack comes it down, frustrated,
Speaker 1: U flustered. Yeah, come does that mic work? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I have one hope, so he said I would hope.
Speaker 1: So all right. On today's episode, all right, everybody, welcome
Speaker 1: Jack to the Busting with the Boys.
Speaker 8: Welcome, longtime listener. Is it on?
Speaker 2: It sounds like they're always Are you nervous a little bit?
Speaker 2: I can I can see it. I can see it shaking.
Speaker 1: I feel it feels hard you. Hey, that things bouncing due, Hey,
Speaker 1: that thinks banking.
Speaker 8: There's a lot writ about it reading back in high
Speaker 8: school or whatever middle school is.
Speaker 1: I was with you, man, it's a tough deal. It's
Speaker 1: a very stressful time.
Speaker 8: So you know, you just gotta you gotta get going.
Speaker 1: Hey, beat, I'll tell you what if you starts sweating
Speaker 1: and I pissed myself.
Speaker 2: If he had a whip on, it'd say he's in
Speaker 2: a workout, in the middle of a workout.
Speaker 1: Ship. I can hear my headphones. I get this guy
Speaker 1: at edible.
Speaker 2: There you go, take a breath.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, welcome journey segment. I'm Jack the intern
Speaker 8: and this is bullied by the Boys five stars.
Speaker 1: At least at least it was a good bully. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Today I came across the video on Instagram in which
Speaker 8: video I felt personally attacked. This video depicted various levels
Speaker 8: of fan hood for a podcast. I find myself in
Speaker 8: a state of sound.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, I said. I found sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you said, I find.
Speaker 1: It's all right.
Speaker 8: I found myself in a state of reflection and realized.
Speaker 1: I was not where I wanted to be.
Speaker 8: I felt down on myself, like I just got wedgied
Speaker 8: from hell and hung on a locker.
Speaker 1: It's interesting.
Speaker 8: So I decided to stand up for myself. I will
Speaker 8: not allow myself to be in a situation to feel
Speaker 8: like this ever again.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 8: So here, I am bored at work, about to listen
Speaker 8: to my first episode of Busting with the Boys.
Speaker 1: Shaka Shaka dude. Five stars, five star review, five star read,
Speaker 1: shout out also the.
Speaker 2: Game of Throne. Are got giant orgasmic testes?
Speaker 1: Dude, Yep, that guy is not a virgin. This is
Speaker 1: a great review, dude, five stars. This guy probably he
Speaker 1: probably subscribed, unsubscribed to resubscribed. This guy's on a fast
Speaker 1: track to a tier one. He's on a fast track.
Speaker 1: He is respect and love that all right, Bring up
Speaker 1: the next one.
Speaker 8: The boys five Stars from Nick V nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: Before you go any further, Yeah, I know, dude, I
Speaker 1: almost don't you better fucking do this like an actual
Speaker 1: dog would do it. Don't say the word, be the word,
Speaker 1: feel it philis philis. Well he does it, bark bark bark. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's wolf for the boys. Because it wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1: Way bring up another word.
Speaker 2: Oh god, finally a normal name.
Speaker 8: Say the name doubley is from Noah Gaither. I think, hey,
Speaker 8: at least we got shout out five stars.
Speaker 1: I was scared and lonely.
Speaker 8: I was a scared and lonely puppy before the wise
Speaker 8: guidance of Taylor.
Speaker 1: Period.
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