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Speaker 1: I'm not quite done yet. We'll wrap this up. We

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Speaker 1: here it goes. There's enough heavy garbage to talk about

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Speaker 1: all week long. When I talk about an ungrateful nation

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. But on Fridays, no matter what

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Speaker 1: not have to be political questions. They can be It's

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Speaker 1: totally fine, but it can be anything, absolutely anything. Animal fights,

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Speaker 1: If you're looking for very serious radio Friday's ask Doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse's show is not the one for you. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: finish up the Battle of Knee. Two hundred men amment

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Speaker 1: please just finish it. Please. I can't take I can't

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Speaker 1: all day long to be cut down as the armies

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Speaker 1: circle them in. That's a level of fear that I've

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Speaker 1: never heard of that before. I've never heard of it before.

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Speaker 1: You and I have to be really really careful about something.

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Speaker 1: We have to be really careful about our blindness. Blindness,

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Speaker 1: get you killed. And there's something forget about left right,

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Speaker 1: whatever the case may be. There's something out there right

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Speaker 1: now that I have to address. And this is the

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Speaker 1: It was equal pay Day or something like that, and

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Speaker 1: and it is a humongous problem. There are people, lots

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Speaker 1: People have taken their grievances, people have taken their politics.

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Speaker 1: They've been taught in their government schools, taught by their

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Speaker 1: this week. I can't guarantee that. I guess you never

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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm a member of

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Speaker 1: standing in the White House, world famous athlete, on the

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Speaker 1: I'm always always always talking to my sons about, oh,

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Speaker 1: You know they don't have that there. I'm hungry. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: We have bad teachers who pour this absolute sewage into

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Speaker 1: it out there last night and BK responded, I mean,

632
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: tell me this doesn't hit home. I once went to

633
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Speaker 1: a refugee camp in Baghdad, Iraq. There was a group

634
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Speaker 1: of kids playing a game where they were kicking a

635
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: dead dog fetus back and forth over a small creak

636
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: of sewage that ran through the camp. They were thrilled

637
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: when we handed out a bottle of water and some chocolates.

638
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: I've seen these things myself in person. You have no idea.

639
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: These people have no idea how people live. And it

640
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: is the most bizarre thing, and that our most, our

641
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: most wealthy, are most well off people are the ones

642
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: who hate the place the most. Megan Repeato, America sucks. Oh,

643
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: pro freaking Winfrey billionaire Oprah Winfrey. Oh, America is so

644
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: racist than evil Lebron James. Oh, this place is our

645
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: most blessed. People crap on the place all the time, Michelle, Obama, Barackoba,

646
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: you name it. Our wealthiest people hate the place, have

647
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: no appreciation for what we have. I don't even care.

648
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't even care. If you're a Democrat or Republican,

649
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: that's not even what I'm talking about here. If you,

650
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: whatever your situation is, if you look around you and

651
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: you don't think you're blessed to be here. You are

652
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: an ungrateful human being who had better straighten your heart out.

653
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: And not for my sake, not even for the sake

654
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: of the country, although this lack of patriotism is what's

655
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: killing the country at its core. Not for my sake,

656
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: not for the country's sake, for your own sake. I've

657
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: never known a single person in my lifetime who had

658
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 1: that kind of attitude, who was a content happy human being.

659
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: They're all miserable, and you know what, that's why, that's

660
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: why these people are. You could give Megan Rapino all

661
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: the money in the world, all the fame in the world,

662
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: have her carried around but on a golden throne, and

663
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 1: she'd still find something to whine about all day long.

664
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: America sucks. I'm oppressed, I'm this, I'm now shut up.

665
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of this whiny anti American crap. I

666
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: hate it. I hate it. I can't stand it. I'm

667
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: so sick of these people. Oh we do all day

668
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: long is complain about America. I didn't say it, Chris,

669
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Speaker 1: Then that's true, though I wish I could say it.

670
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: It's true. Open up. You know what, forget about traveling around.

671
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: Open up a dagone history book and see how the

672
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Speaker 1: rest of the world has lived wars and death and

673
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: disease and famine and misery and poverty and people around

674
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Speaker 1: the world today, not a thousand years ago. Today people

675
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: will die, lots of them because they don't have access

676
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Speaker 1: to clean drinking water. You almost undoubtedly, unless you're on

677
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Speaker 1: a highway somewhere, but almost undoubtedly you are twenty thirty

678
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: feet away from a faucet with endless supplies of clean

679
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: drinking water. And don't give it a second thought. We

680
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: have something wrong, something wrong. And I don't know. I

681
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: don't know whether I got this from my parents or what,

682
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Speaker 1: but I remember I remember as a kid, as a teenager,

683
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Speaker 1: and I had a job I was always working at,

684
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Speaker 1: whether it was construction or washing dishes or washing cars

685
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Speaker 1: or so. I was always doing something for money. I

686
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: remember this even as a snot nose, brat jerk of

687
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Speaker 1: a teenager, which I, of course was. I remember walking

688
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Speaker 1: in a gas station and grabbing a bag of chips

689
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: and a mountain dew and thinking to myself, man, this

690
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: is really cool. I can walk in a gas station

691
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Speaker 1: and get a bag of chips and a mountain dew.

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Speaker 1: This place is freaking awesome. All right, I'm gonna stop yelling.

693
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: I don't like to do that. I'm sorry. I did

694
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: not mean to get upset. I try not to get

695
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: upset ever on the show. I don't do, as you know,

696
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: I don't do stressed out. The world's gonna end. Everyone

697
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: sucks radio. I think there's this way too much that

698
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: out there, especially now, because all the news is terrible, right,

699
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: I mean you can't. I mean, all the news is terrible.

700
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: It's awful. But you don't need and so you don't

701
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: need that when you tune into the show, whether you

702
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: tun in live at one of our great affiliates, or

703
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: whether you podcasts to show whatever you do, you don't

704
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: need that added thing in your life. Tune in for

705
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: some history and some laughs, and obviously we're gonna talk

706
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: politics and stuff like that. But I don't. I don't

707
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: want to do that to you, and I don't want

708
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: to do it to myself. I can actually feel my

709
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: vein pulsing in my forehead right now. I don't. But

710
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: a lack of gratefulness is poison for your soul. Forget

711
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: about forget about the country, forget about your family, forget

712
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: about anything else for you personally, a lack of gratefulness.

713
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: It is poisoning you from the inside out. Do you

714
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: want to know? And look, I'm gonna level with you here.

715
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound really terrible, and I don't care

716
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: because I'm really terrible. Do you want to know why

717
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: the women are so much hotter on the right than

718
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: on the left? Do you really want to know? It's

719
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: because bitterness is worse for you than Marlboro reds. And

720
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: I mean that, and I mean that. Why do we

721
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: have just the sea of dimes on our side and

722
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: the left has I mean, we're joking about AOC and

723
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: ilhan Omar and that's it? Why? Because you can't. You

724
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: cannot as a human being, have the poison of bitterness

725
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: inside of you without it eventually affecting even how you look.

726
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: It affects everything about you. It eats away at you.

727
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: So if you have that, whoever you are, whatever your

728
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: situation is, if you have some kind of bitterness and

729
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not valid, maybe you have valid

730
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: personal bitterness out there, you better find a way to

731
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: let that go. Jack, all right, this Joe Biden, Kamala

732
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Speaker 1: most qualified first to do it, to lead our efforts

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Speaker 1: with Mexico in the Northern triangle and the country's that help.

753
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Speaker 1: We're gonna need help and stemming the movement of so

754
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Speaker 1: many folks, stemming the migration to our southern border. Why

755
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: is Kamala Harris being put in charge of the border.

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. You can call live, you can leave

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Speaker 1: us a voicemail, you can send us an email. We

760
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Speaker 1: have Cam Edwards coming up in ten minutes, Gun expert

761
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Speaker 1: Cam Edwards. I want to ask him about Joe Biden's plans,

762
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Speaker 1: what he can do with executive order? What can't he do?

763
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: What does Cam think they're going to do? Cam is

764
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Speaker 1: the man to talk to about that. But Joe Biden

765
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Speaker 1: puts Kamala Harris in charge of the southern border. Now,

766
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: let's just move past the thing of she doesn't know

767
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: anything about the border. Of course she doesn't. This is

768
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Speaker 1: everything's political. Remember, none of these people get put into

769
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: their positions because they're actually any good at the position. Therefore,

770
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: it's the government they're all put in their positions, is

771
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: a gigantic favor. Why though the southern border, that's a disaster.

772
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: The southern border right now is a already a minor

773
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: scandal for the Biden Biden administration. And if they don't

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Speaker 1: do something to stem the tide, and as of right

775
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: now there is nothing to indicate the tide is being stemmed,

776
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: this is going to be a major major scandal for

777
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: the Biden administration. Now, is Kamala Harris going to go

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00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: down to the border and start deporting people. No? Is

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00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris going to go down and negotiate with Mexico

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Speaker 1: to have the migrants stay in Mexico that may remain

781
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: in Mexico policy of Donald Trump's. No is she going

782
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: to get on TV down at the border and say

783
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: you will not come here, you won't be allowed to stay,

784
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: get out. No, that's against everything the Democrats stand for. Now, therefore,

785
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: she's going down to the border to fail. There's not

786
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: another way to put it. There's not another way to

787
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Speaker 1: put it. I would, in fact make sure that there

788
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Speaker 1: is we immediately surge to the border. All those people

789
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: are seeking asylum. Okay, well they did, and they did

790
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: and they did some more and now you're in serious trouble.

791
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: Now you're in very very serious trouble. And they know,

792
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: by the way, right now, there are there. It's not

793
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: like these people don't know. They're being told we have

794
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: a major problem on the border. Our facilities are over well.

795
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: They're getting people to San Diego. They're putting people in hotels,

796
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: they're putting people up in convention centers. There's thousands and

797
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: thousands and thousands. That great Fox reporter Laura Logan, she

798
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Speaker 1: and I were texting yesterday and she's sending me these

799
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Speaker 1: pictures and videos that she gets because she has all

800
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Speaker 1: these sources on the border. She's sending me these pictures

801
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Speaker 1: and videos of the waves that are coming. I will

802
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: share them with you as soon as I'm allowed to

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00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: share them with you. I did ask you, though, she said,

804
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Speaker 1: I'm allowed to tell you about them. The numbers, the

805
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: drug numbers, the human numbers are staggering and it's not

806
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: getting any better. Okay, Well, I'm not here to beat

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Speaker 1: you over the face with how bad it is on

808
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Speaker 1: the border. I'm here to dig into this political situation

809
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: with you. Why are you sending Kamala Harris the air apparent.

810
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: Everyone knows Joe Biden's gonna be there for about another

811
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,919
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes before they fill them out the back door.

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00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: Why are you sending her down and making her in

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Speaker 1: charge of the unwinnable situation? Yes, Chris, I don't. Why

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00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: do you Wanner in charge of anything? I realized that,

815
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: but why that situation? That is like? That is like

816
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: taking over as captain of the Titanic as it eases

817
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: into the water. I'm not I'm not exaggerating. I'm sorry.

818
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Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to. Is that was that too soon

819
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: to make that choke? Chris? Is it too soon? It's fine,

820
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Speaker 1: But I'm serious. I'm that's serious. It is what it's like. Oh, hey,

821
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: you know what, this ship just hit an iceberg and

822
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: it is going down. In fact, we can't stop it

823
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: and we don't even have enough lifeboats to get everybody off. Hey, Bill,

824
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Speaker 1: I needed to go take over as captain of that ship. Okay,

825
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: thanks Bill, appreciate you. So this is this is going

826
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Speaker 1: to be Kamala's scandal. I wonder if something isn't afoot

827
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Speaker 1: and I could be totally wrong. I tell you, don't.

828
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: I always tell you what I have inside information. Don't

829
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: I share that with you every time? Let me be

830
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: clear about what I'm about to say. I have no

831
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: inside information whatsoever. This is just a theory I was

832
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: brewing on as I was thinking about it last night.

833
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, obviously his brain is turned into tapioca pudding.

834
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's there, his wife is leading him around by

835
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Speaker 1: his arm. It's pathetic. Well, we all know this. We

836
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: all know this. Joe Biden's going to be thrown out

837
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Speaker 1: for Kamala Harris. We all know this. But Democrats are

838
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: being kind of If you're Joe Biden, if you're in

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Speaker 1: the Joe Biden camp, whether you're himself or his wife,

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Speaker 1: here you are. You've been a card carrying Democrat fifty years.

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Speaker 1: You've been a good little boy. If you're Joe Biden,

842
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: don't you feel like you're being disrespected a little bit?

843
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: With the how obvious the Kamala Harris thing is no, no, look,

844
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: Chris is tapping his head like he he doesn't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's assume Joe Biden doesn't know someone around him. Does?

846
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: His wife definitely does. How do wives do when their

847
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: husband's being disrespected? You know, they don't put up with

848
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: that crap. They hate that crap understandably. So what I'm

849
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: saying to you is, and this is just a theory again,

850
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: just a theory. I think somebody in the Joe Biden

851
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: camp doesn't appreciate how up at eat Kamala Harris has been.

852
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: I think somebody in the Joe Biden camp thought to themselves,

853
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: what's the ultimate passive aggressive play? We always have to

854
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: pay homage to Kamala and give all you know all

855
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: Kamala's here. It's the Harris Biden presidency. What's the ultimate

856
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: passive aggressive play? You know what, Kamala? You actually are

857
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 1: really important. This is kind of a co presidency, right right?

858
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: Oh good, you're in charge of the southern border. Now. Thanks.

859
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat a Werther's original and stare at

860
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: the fire. Am I wrong? Is that a crazy theory? Chris?

861
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: Where am I wrong? It's not that far out there

862
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 1: at all? Right? This isn't near as far out there.

863
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: It's like that time I wanted to fight a cheetah.

864
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: What I can? Yes, I can take a cheetah in

865
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: hand to hand combat. They're like one hundred and twenty pounds.

866
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: I outweigh a cheetah by over one hundred pounds. I

867
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: already have my strategy and everything. What is it. Well,

868
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: I've accepted that there are going to be some claw

869
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: wounds of some kind. There's no question about that. I

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01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: know that going in my plan is the choke out

871
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: that there's no way while I understand, I understand it's

872
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: a powerful animal. No, this is hand to hand combat.

873
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: There are no knives, Chris, this is bare hands. I'm

874
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: telling you I can do it. The plan is accept

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01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: the clawing. Obviously, you want to get on the cheetahs

876
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: back if possible, But it is a cheetah. I don't

877
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: think I'm more athletic than a cheetah. Maybe a little

878
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: less athletic, Chris. Anyway, I understand it's going to be

879
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: more athletic than I am. But weight is what it is.

880
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use my weight advantage get my hands around

881
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: its throat. I have huge hands. I'm six eight, I

882
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: have huge hands. I'm gonna get my hands around its throat,

883
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be clawed. I mean, and going me

884
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: amiamia or whatever noise I think they make that sound,

885
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: and then and then I'm gonna choke it out. And

886
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I am yeah, I am. No,

887
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: you don't get a knife. That's that's unfair. I understand

888
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: they get claus Chris. This is man against beast. Okay,

889
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: you accept that he has tools. You don't. Why do

890
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: you have to try to ruin this? Look if I

891
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: had a knife, I could take on a tiger. No

892
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: I could not. No, I could not remember what I

893
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: told you. We went to that museum for Saint Patty's

894
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: Day because I'm olden boring now. They had a debt,

895
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 1: like a death segment to it, and there was a

896
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 1: life size tiger in there. I'm not gonna lie how

897
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: to go home and change my pants. One of these

898
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: tigers killed four hundred people in India, one of them.

899
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Speaker 1: You know what, We're doing a show on that, Oh,

900
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: the show off the rails already, Cam Edwards next. My

901
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: sons are thieves, that's a fact. My sons are thieves.

902
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: Because I got myself an Eden Pure thunderstorm, an air purifier.

903
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: And it's an air purifier. There are no filters to replace.

904
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: It's an air purifier that takes away those itchy eyes,

905
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: runny nose, the allergies, myology symptoms gong. It's an air

906
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: purifier that removes bad odors, doesn't cover them up. And

907
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: I had one. I had one in my home because

908
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,439
Speaker 1: everyone told me how great the thing was. I put

909
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: it in my bedroom. My sons walked in light how

910
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: my room smelled. And then when I was at work,

911
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: walked in and stole it from me. It's now there

912
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: in their room. And of course I went and got

913
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: two more. And I highly recommend you do the same.

914
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Speaker 1: Go get an Eden Pure Thunderstorm good at Eden pure

915
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Speaker 1: deals dot com. That's Eden pure deals dot com. Used

916
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: to code word Jesse at checkout. I'd actually save you

917
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: ten bucks. Joining me now with Bearing Arms dot Com,

918
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: Cam Edwards cam Guns. First of all, what can and

919
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: can't Joe Biden do with executive order legislation? So he

920
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: cannot ban all some automatic firearms, for example, he can't

921
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: ban AR fifteen. What he couldn't do has banned the

922
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: importation of some semi automatic rifles. We've actually seen that

923
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: the ATF has a designation that the non sporting rifles

924
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: or what rifles they consider to be non sporting purposes,

925
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: that those actually can be banned v executive action. We

926
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: actually saw George h W Bush do that back in

927
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine when he banned forty three models by

928
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: name from being imported into the United States. Yeah, and

929
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: it's kind of an open question as to whether or

930
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: not Biden could also try to require background checks for

931
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: sales of unfinished firearms, you know, eighty percent completed frames

932
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 1: and receivers. That is a big to do list item

933
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: for gun control advocates. But I think that if Biden

934
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: does try to do that v executive order, he is

935
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: going to face a court challenge on that because as

936
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Speaker 1: the EIGHTF currently defines a firearm, that frame or receiver

937
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: has to be finished. So if you're selling something that's

938
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 1: not actually completed, then it's not technically a firearm, and

939
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 1: Biden wants to basically redefine that through executive FIAT rather

940
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: than through legislation. Is it something he can do? Cam?

941
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean? Is or is this something the courts are

942
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: going to blow out of the water on him right away?

943
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: You know? I think it's I don't know, honestly, I

944
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be kind of a difficult court case.

945
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: The ATF back in the nineteen nineties had a different

946
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: definition of what a firearm was that included those unfinished

947
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 1: frames and receivers. But I don't want to get too

948
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: far into the weeds here, Jesse, but it's it's interesting.

949
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: If Biden wants to open up that can of worms,

950
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: then there is I think a distinct possibility that this

951
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 1: runs into a court challenge because we've already seen in

952
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: cases around the country, the ATF and the Department of

953
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: Justice have dropped charges against individuals who were accused of

954
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: manufacturing illegal firearms basically, you know, using these sort of

955
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: unfinished frames and receivers to build rifles. Well, the way

956
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: in AAR fifteen is designed, there's not one receiver. You

957
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: have an upper receiver, you have a lower receiver, and

958
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: so under the Gun Control Act of nineteen sixty eight,

959
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: neither of those things actually fit in the definition of

960
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: what a firearm is. And so there have been some

961
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,879
Speaker 1: court challenges, and rather than risk setting precedent and losing

962
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: these cases, the Department of Justice has just quietly dropped them.

963
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: So if Biden all of a sudden decides that he

964
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: wants to pick this fight, then their heart, you know,

965
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:50,799
Speaker 1: this does open up the possibility that, all of a sudden,

966
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,719
Speaker 1: you know, if it actually cause more problems for Biden

967
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 1: and gun control advocates because that brings that issue of

968
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: how Air fifteen they're designed and whether or not they

969
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 1: actually you know, fall under the offices of the Gun

970
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: Control Act of nineteen sixty eight. That would bring that

971
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 1: controversy to a forefront, and they've been trying to camp

972
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: down that controversy. Cam explain this to me, why is

973
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 1: ammo so criminally expensive? Now? Everybody has, you know, their

974
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,719
Speaker 1: own talking points they throw out. I know you'll actually

975
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: know the answer. What is that? Is this a government thing?

976
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: Is this a market thing? My goodness, camp fifty cents

977
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: around for nine millimeter. We're not all made of money

978
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:35,679
Speaker 1: around here, No, we're not. It is not a government thing.

979
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 1: It is a market thing. But I think it is

980
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:43,479
Speaker 1: also a bit of a market distortion thing. You know,

981
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,720
Speaker 1: we've seen in the state of Texas, the Attorney General

982
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 1: a Kin Pacton has actually sued at least one ammunition

983
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 1: seller online ammunition seller cheaper than dirt, charging them with

984
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: price gadgeting. And you know, I think that we have

985
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: seen that, particularly from some online retailers, where they're jacking

986
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: up the prices because the way the distribution system in

987
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 1: the industry works. When demand is high like it is

988
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 1: right now, there's obviously not enough AMMO to go around

989
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: for everybody, and so the industry operates on what's called allocation,

990
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: and they basically allocate a certain amount of AMMO to

991
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: every seller, and those high volume sellers end up getting

992
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: more ammunition. So if you go down to your local

993
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: mom and pop gun shop, like I live in Farms

994
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: vill Virginia, right, I've got a print works our local

995
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:36,040
Speaker 1: gun store, there have been weeks when they're lucky if

996
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 1: they get two or three boxes of ammunition to sell,

997
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:44,959
Speaker 1: not cases boxes of AMMO to sell. Meanwhile, an online

998
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: seller who has a much high volume of sales, they're

999
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: getting a lot more AMMO coming in, and so there

1000
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: is I think a bit of a market distortion at

1001
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: work here. I don't I'm not smart enough to know

1002
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: what the answer is right away, but but that is

1003
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: I think accounting for are some of the price increases

1004
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,799
Speaker 1: that we're seeing right now for immunition. So it sounds

1005
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 1: to me like you're saying a bunch of the big

1006
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 1: time retailers for it are gobbling up the entire market

1007
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: and jacking the prices through the roof and screwing guys

1008
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 1: like you and me. Well, I think in some cases

1009
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 1: that's what's happening. I don't think that every online retailer

1010
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: is to screw the little guy. But there are obviously,

1011
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: you know, some who have been taking advantage of this,

1012
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: and it's good to see, you know, folks like Kim

1013
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: Paxton trying to curtail that by by bringing these companies

1014
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: to heal. But there are, you know, there are online

1015
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,719
Speaker 1: manufacturers to online sellers of ammunition who are not jacking

1016
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: up their prices. They're not trying to screw customers over

1017
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: I think it is. You know, the biggest impact to

1018
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 1: me right now though, is the lack of availability at

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01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: our local stores. And I think if that distortion we're

1020
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: fixed that, I think you'd see the prices come down

1021
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 1: because what happens is, you know, now, if you are

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01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: a mom and pop red tailor and you're trying to

1023
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 1: meet those profit margins so you don't close down, you

1024
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 1: may have to raise the prices on your ammunition, which

1025
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: is a vicious cycle because that then would encourage more

1026
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: people to go online instead of shopping at their local stores.

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01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 1: And it's amazing, Yes, I mean, we are seeing gun

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01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: stores closed right now in the midst of you know,

1029
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: the biggest run on guns and ammunition in US history.

1030
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,800
Speaker 1: There are local gun shops that are not able to

1031
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: financially survive in this time. Cam. Why is this the

1032
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: biggest run on guns and ammo in US history? I

1033
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: think there was a perfect storm of events starting a

1034
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: year ago. You know, we saw the first spike in

1035
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: guns gun sales back in March of twenty twenty, when

1036
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: the first lockdown orders came down. People were freaked out.

1037
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: We've never gone through anything like that before, and so

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01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: I think there was a natural inclination on the part

1039
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: of some people do Yeah, I don't know what's coming next,

1040
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and buy a gun. Then last summer,

1041
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: with the death of George Floyd and the riots that

1042
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 1: started all across the country, that created another surge in sales.

1043
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: You know, people were concerned, they saw police pulled back,

1044
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 1: they saw violent crime increasing, and they were concerned for

1045
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 1: their personal safety. So that that caused a second surge

1046
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: of sales. And then in the fall, we typically have

1047
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: a run on firearms and they build up to a

1048
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: presidential election. We saw that again, and I think we

1049
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: are probably in the midst of a fourth surge right now,

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Speaker 1: with Democrats passing these gun control bills out of the House,

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden calling for his gun band and a gun

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Speaker 1: control once again moving to the you know, the top

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Speaker 1: of the political wish list for Democrats, that's creating another

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Speaker 1: surge in demand and interest among Americans. So it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just been this wave after wave after wave of

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Speaker 1: things happening in the United States that are causing a

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Speaker 1: lot of Americans, many of them for the very first time.

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Speaker 1: And we had eight and a half million new gun

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Speaker 1: owners last year, putting an after the Student Sports Foundation, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a huge surge in new gun owners.

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Speaker 1: So by the way, they want ammunition too, right, So

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Speaker 1: that's one of the reasons why we're seeing such an

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Speaker 1: ammunition shortage because you add eight and a half million

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Speaker 1: new Americans, they all want ammo. Okay, Well, now we've

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Speaker 1: you know, we've got to try to account for that.

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Speaker 1: But you know, again, it's just been this continual series

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Speaker 1: of events that has caused Americans to think very closely,

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Speaker 1: long and hard about their right to keep in bear arms,

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Speaker 1: and many of them are choosing to exercise that right.

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Speaker 1: For the very first time. Cam Edwards, you're the best, buddy.

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Speaker 1: How's Missus E doing. She's doing well, She is doing okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate your thinking about it, but we can always

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Speaker 1: use the thoughts and prayers. Man, send your prayers out

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Speaker 1: for Missus E. Thank you, Kam, I appreciate you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I talk to you, Jennkam Edwards, He's the best, all right,

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Speaker 1: masks coronavirus fauci in China? Thank them? Is he smarter

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Speaker 1: than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? That

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Shaw. Super Beats heart Choes are delicious. And

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Speaker 1: I did not see that coming. I had. I had

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Speaker 1: heard the name super beats for quite some time because

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Speaker 1: like a lot of the people I hang around, are

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Speaker 1: people who take care of their health very well. Ah,

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Speaker 1: super beats this and super Beats that. And I never

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Speaker 1: even considered it because every time they brought it up,

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Speaker 1: I'm just being honest, every time they brought it up,

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Speaker 1: I thought to myself, Wow, that's disgusting. Beats are disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I just personally hate them. Super Beats heart Choes don't

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Speaker 1: taste anything like beats. I eat two delicious fruit snacks

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Speaker 1: every single day and They're great for my heart and

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Speaker 1: blood pressure, non GMO, plant based, gluten free, no preservatives.

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Speaker 1: Go to get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get

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Speaker 1: Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. When you buy two bags,

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Speaker 1: you get the third free. Oh my god, Hey Murphy,

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Speaker 1: how are you going? You're having family in the meantime

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01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: you're having all kinds of other bulls. Now, No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not drunks. Matter of fact, you can golf. How's that?

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Speaker 1: You know why? I don't need a mask because there

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01:16:54,800 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 1: ain't not like he do. No, he doesn't. It's never

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Speaker 1: gonna get old, Chris. You know it's gonna be ten

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Speaker 1: years from now. We're still gonna be playing that here

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Speaker 1: on here on the Jesse Kelly Show. Sombrero Jesse is

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Speaker 1: here for you today eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three. The Showgun is here to help headline.

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Speaker 1: This is from just thenews dot com. On a little

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Speaker 1: noticed panel, Fauci and Chinese counterpart envision, lengthy COVID instructions,

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Speaker 1: COVID restrictions. Chris, did you see what Ted Cruse did yesterday?

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01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:52,200
Speaker 1: I love Ted. We gotta get Ted back on the show.

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01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,760
Speaker 1: I've got to go shoot, what is it? I'll have

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01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,639
Speaker 1: to go to an event with him next month? Crap,

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01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 1: I forget about that. I should probably have these conversations

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01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:04,519
Speaker 1: when we're not live nationwide. But never mind. He gets asked.

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Speaker 1: He steps up to the microphone at the Capitol, and

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01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 1: these whiny little reporters are asking him to put on

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01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 1: a mask. Please. That bite from Ted Yeah, when I'm

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01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 1: talking to the TV camera, I'm not gonna wear a mask.

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01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: And all of us have been immunized, So you're welcome

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01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,600
Speaker 1: to step away if you like. CDC guidance is what

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01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 1: we're following. Chris. Do we have a real fatherhood crisis

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01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:32,840
Speaker 1: in this country? It would make us feel better. You

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Speaker 1: know what. My first instinct was, well, who gives a

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Speaker 1: crap how you feel? It would make us feel better.

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01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 1: He just got done telling you he got immunized. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's probably a reporter that's twenty some years old, thirty

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Speaker 1: some years old, and unless the reporters morbidly at bat obese,

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Speaker 1: at virtually no risk of coming down with serious symptoms

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01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:57,840
Speaker 1: from corona, it would make us feel better. Oh man,

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01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm glad I had the dad

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Speaker 1: I had. Sometimes I think about that a lot. When

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Speaker 1: I see these whiny little snots whining about this, it

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01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: would make me feel better. That's really upsetting. I'm so

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01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,120
Speaker 1: glad I had my dad. I picture like the things

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Speaker 1: my dad would have said or done to me had

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Speaker 1: if I had whined like this, it would I would

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Speaker 1: not be here behind the microphone, I'll tell you, I

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Speaker 1: would already be dead. And I had one of those

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Speaker 1: fathers that always told I mean, my dad was if

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Speaker 1: you come home with an ear ring in your ear,

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Speaker 1: because it was it was the eighties. I was born

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Speaker 1: eighty one and this was like the era of the

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01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,599
Speaker 1: rock bands. They were all getting ear rings and stuff

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01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 1: like that. And my dad said, yeah, if you come

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Speaker 1: home with an ear ring in your ear, I will

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Speaker 1: tear it out of your skull. And he absolutely one

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01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: percent minute that this was not like a veiled threat. No,

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Speaker 1: you cut your freaking fingernails, you keep your hair short,

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Speaker 1: you don't get any stupid ear rings. I mean, that

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01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,840
Speaker 1: was just how we just And to this day, I'm

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01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 1: so bad now I find myself saying that stuff. I'm

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01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 1: not realizing I'm doing like my dad, but dad does.

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01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 1: When my kids and they'll repeat this stuff, and then

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01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,680
Speaker 1: the wife gets mad at me. My kids when their

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Speaker 1: hair is getting too long, which too long means like

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Speaker 1: three or four inches, when their hands getting too long,

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01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: they'll be dad, I did a haircut. I look like

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Speaker 1: a hippie. And I look over and the wife's just

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01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:14,240
Speaker 1: staring daggers at me, and I'm like, what it wasn't me?

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Speaker 1: All right? It might have been me, dear sombrero wearing

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01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 1: showgun of all things despicable and maker of amazing mac

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01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: and cheese. I have heard you talk about how there

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Speaker 1: will be an individual on the right rise up and

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Speaker 1: become a tyrant the left is actually afraid of. I

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01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,600
Speaker 1: believe that in the next ten to fifteen years it

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01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: will happen, and if we're being honest, I hope it happens.

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Speaker 1: Let it be known that I am not a fascist,

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Speaker 1: but I am ready for someone with the spine to

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01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,840
Speaker 1: come and give it right back to the ones who

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Speaker 1: call us Nazis, racists and despicable people because of what

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Speaker 1: we believe. I love God, my family, and this country,

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Speaker 1: and I'm ready for someone to back me up. Is

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Speaker 1: that bad of me? If so, then I guess I'm

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01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 1: just as terrible as I believe before. Thanks for giving

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Speaker 1: me the courage to speak up for what I believe

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01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 1: in more and to remember that this is a fight

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01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,759
Speaker 1: that I need to be more comfortable being uncomfortable. Please

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01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:13,000
Speaker 1: don't use my name. I'm afraid I could receive severe

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Speaker 1: backlash from my employer if they knew what I actually thought. Look, Bill,

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to give out your name. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding. His name's not Bill. I would never you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't give out anybody's name. Remember this when you

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Speaker 1: email Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, whether it's love, hate,

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01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 1: and even if it's death threats, ask doctor Jesse questions.

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Speaker 1: I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever read your name

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Speaker 1: on the air unless you specifically tell me that you

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Speaker 1: want me to read your name on the air. It's

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Speaker 1: not something I believe in. I am the last private

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01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: person on this earth. I don't understand these people who

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01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:53,719
Speaker 1: share screenshots of text messages they have with other friends

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01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:58,160
Speaker 1: and families. Things like, dude, private is private, that emails private,

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01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:02,679
Speaker 1: that text is private unless it's specifically told to be shared.

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Speaker 1: You keep self to yourself, keep your dad got mouth shut.

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01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:11,160
Speaker 1: That's just what I've always believed anyway, buddy, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're a bad person for believing that. I think

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Speaker 1: what you believe is the norm. That's why I say

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01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 1: this person is coming. When I say there's going to

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Speaker 1: be a fascist dictator rise on the right, it's because

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01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,800
Speaker 1: I believe that most people feel exactly like you feel.

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01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 1: Human nature is simply this. You will choose safety first.

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01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 1: If you can't promise safety, then none of none of

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Speaker 1: the end of the other things you promise matter at all.

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Speaker 1: What do I mean by that, I mean, just a second,

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Speaker 1: explain your daughter doesn't want to talk about why her

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Speaker 1: room is a horrible mess. Your son doesn't want to

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01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 1: talk about why he's wearing mismatching socks. Your spouse doesn't

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01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:24,840
Speaker 1: want to talk about their bad haircut. Families don't have

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01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,559
Speaker 1: to talk about everything, but they should talk to plan

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01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:32,800
Speaker 1: for an emergency. Pack basic supplies in a go back water,

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01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: canned food, flashlights, batteries, medical supplies, I DS, and some cash.

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Speaker 1: Talk about where you'll meet in case you lose one another,

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01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,679
Speaker 1: and of course don't forget to pack the dog treats.

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Speaker 1: Talk to your family and make an emergency plan. Go

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Speaker 1: to NYC dot gov slash ready and why or call

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Speaker 1: AD Council. It is the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on social media at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. I'm also on locals. That's

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Speaker 1: the one I cannot possibly be kicked off of, So

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01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:41,640
Speaker 1: you might want to You might want to stick with

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Speaker 1: me there if you're interested in the social media stuff

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Speaker 1: I put out. We have a lawyer coming up in

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Speaker 1: about thirty minutes. Don't change the channel. We have a

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Speaker 1: lawyer coming up in thirty minutes. Christy Nome, that governor

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Speaker 1: of South Dakota. You know how she was talking about.

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01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:02,600
Speaker 1: She's gonna lose this case in court. Legal scholars have

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01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 1: told us he has to change the bill. We can't

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Speaker 1: do this. I tracked down a legal scholar, an expert

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Speaker 1: in this field, tractor down yesterday because I have sources

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01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:16,759
Speaker 1: not to brag or anything like that, and I'm simply

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01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,560
Speaker 1: going to ask her point blank because I want to know,

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01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 1: is Christy Ohm right? Is this some unwinnable court battle

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Speaker 1: that would have been a stupid one to pick. I'm

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01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,680
Speaker 1: an ass. Let's find out together about thirty minutes from now,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll get back to my fascist dictator on

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Speaker 1: the right here in just a secondhand Jesse Kelly returns next.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the world

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Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Show. Here with me Jesse the Oracle

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Speaker 1: Kelly eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven

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Speaker 1: three Tomorrow ask doctor Jesse Friday gets your questions. And

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Speaker 1: can you believe it's already been It's already been a week,

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Speaker 1: Chris Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Remember for

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Speaker 1: you new listeners, they do not have to be political questions.

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01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,360
Speaker 1: They can be. They obviously can be. I know there's

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01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 1: a lot of politics on your mind, but it can

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Speaker 1: be history, food, men, women, whatever, travel. I don't care,

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Speaker 1: and I give you my word. If I don't know

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Speaker 1: the answer, I will make something up. I promise. I

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01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 1: have no what's the wife's saying? No shame, whatever the

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01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:22,639
Speaker 1: shame gene is, it didn't get inside of me. Therefore

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01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,840
Speaker 1: I can just lie, just lie like no tomorrow, and

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01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,439
Speaker 1: I give you my word, I will lie to you.

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01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:33,280
Speaker 1: I can beat a cheetah, Chris. That part's not a lie.

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01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,960
Speaker 1: I can beat I have a strategy worked out. You

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01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,040
Speaker 1: don't know. You've never fought one. Anyway. Back to this

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01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 1: guy's email, a fascist dictator is going to rise on

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Speaker 1: the right. And it's not going to rise because the

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Speaker 1: right loves fascism. It's going to rise because people all

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Speaker 1: people left, right, center, American, German, people living today, people

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Speaker 1: living two thousand years ago. The safety box has to

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Speaker 1: be checked first or none of the other boxes matter

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Speaker 1: when it comes to choosing people who will lead you.

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Speaker 1: If you're on the right right now, whether you're a libertarian,

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Speaker 1: more of a neo con type, whatever, wherever you fall

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Speaker 1: on the spectrum on the right, your culture is being

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Speaker 1: absolutely torn to shreds by these cultural Marxists, by the

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Speaker 1: communists on the left, torn to shreds. Every worst nightmare

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Speaker 1: you could imagine ten fifteen years ago. It's all coming

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Speaker 1: true right now. I'm not trying to doomsday yet, but

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Speaker 1: you know how about it is military FBI, it's all gotten.

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Speaker 1: You've lost it. People will not stand by. And there's

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Speaker 1: not a tiny, tiny minority on the right. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing this, sorry, that majority thing, but there are tens

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Speaker 1: of millions of us. They're not just going to stand

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Speaker 1: by and watch it happen. They're going to choose somebody

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Speaker 1: who will stop it. They will, And because I do

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Speaker 1: not believe there is a wown, we just have to

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Speaker 1: We just have to be really, what did the founding

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Speaker 1: fathers want? And the constitute? Because I don't believe there's

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Speaker 1: anyone out there like that who can stop it, I

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Speaker 1: think we will choose a fascist to stop it. Now,

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Speaker 1: you asked, does it make you a bad person to

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Speaker 1: look forward to it? No, it doesn't make you a

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01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:29,760
Speaker 1: bad person. It makes you a person. It makes you

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Speaker 1: a human being. That's a perfectly natural. That's why I

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Speaker 1: say it's gonna happen because I know people. I don't

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Speaker 1: know much, but I know people. I'm telling you it's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. But I want you to understand this. You're

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Speaker 1: not a bad person, I am. You are not, but

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Speaker 1: it is not something you should look forward to either.

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Speaker 1: When you hear about a fascist dictator rising on the

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Speaker 1: right who will punish the communist hoards, that sounds sounds

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Speaker 1: a lot better than it actually looks in practice. Let's

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01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,479
Speaker 1: remember something. You remember I did that show a long

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01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:04,680
Speaker 1: time ago. Maybe I'll do another one very soon. You

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01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:06,599
Speaker 1: know what I am, Chris. I'm gonna do another one

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01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 1: very soon on Pinochet and when they went after all

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Speaker 1: the communists, when he took down all the communists in Chili,

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Speaker 1: in Chile, what, Chris, I can obla a little bit anyway,

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01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:23,559
Speaker 1: remember this, it's fun to post things on the internet about,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, let's kill off the commies. I throw commie

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Speaker 1: out of the helicopter like chill like like Pinochet was

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01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:30,840
Speaker 1: doing stuff like that. That sounds fun. Yeah, ha ha,

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01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:36,880
Speaker 1: it's a funny joked. They were torturing people. Pinochet took

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01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 1: a famous communist musician and put a bunch of cigarettes

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01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:44,680
Speaker 1: out on him and broke all the bones in his

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01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:47,120
Speaker 1: hand and then made him play guitar with his broken hands.

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01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:50,280
Speaker 1: I mean, this is dude. That stuff's really really ugly.

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01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:55,599
Speaker 1: It's really really ugly. I the reason I'm so hard

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01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:58,840
Speaker 1: on the GOP, the reason I pound the GOP as

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01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 1: much as I do, Actually, it's because I would very

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Speaker 1: much like to avoid something terrible like that. I want

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Speaker 1: you guys to stand up now and fight for what's

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01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:12,680
Speaker 1: right so that guy, that fascist guy, doesn't ever get

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Speaker 1: to power. But if you don't stand for what's right now,

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Speaker 1: that fascist guy is coming. I'm telling you he will,

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Speaker 1: because people will choose safety first. They don't want some

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01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:28,160
Speaker 1: murderous fascist either, but they're there. So that's why they're begging,

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01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 1: protect me, protect me. Are you going to protect me?

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Speaker 1: Protect me? Stop these guys, you know what, Screw it,

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Speaker 1: he says, he will. Screw you, guys. I'm going with

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01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:39,799
Speaker 1: the fascist. That's how it happens. That's how it happens.

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Speaker 1: You will choose safety first if you're If you're a

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Speaker 1: woman and there's a there's a zombie apocalypse out there,

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Speaker 1: and just bear with me for a moment. You're a woman,

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01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:59,680
Speaker 1: there's a zombie apocalypse out there. You have all your

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01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:03,240
Speaker 1: kids with you, and they're young, a bunch of your

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01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: young kids with you, zombie apocalypse, looking for safety, and

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Speaker 1: you have a house on the left. And the house

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01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:15,479
Speaker 1: on the left has a really really really nice guy

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01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:21,439
Speaker 1: in it, good good, good, solid gentle Christian man. And

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Speaker 1: get this, he has great food in his house. He's

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01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:29,320
Speaker 1: got a comfortable place where your kids can can hang out.

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Speaker 1: He's got to look at all the toys. He's got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of toy rooms and stuff like that. But

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Speaker 1: he doesn't have any protection on his windows. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: even have locks on his doors, and he doesn't he

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Speaker 1: doesn't own a gun because he doesn't believe in guns.

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Speaker 1: Or there's a house on the right, and in the

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Speaker 1: house on the right is a very vulgar, short tempered man.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have a single toy for your kids to

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01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,800
Speaker 1: play with. If they even ask him for rental thumb

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01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 1: coffee can and say go have fun with that. He's rude, rude?

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01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:07,839
Speaker 1: Do you rude? Do your kids rude? To everything? However,

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01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:12,599
Speaker 1: he has his home fortified, and he has more weapons

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01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:16,280
Speaker 1: and AMMO than you can possibly count as a mother,

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01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:19,479
Speaker 1: you're taking your kids to the house on the right

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01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:27,519
Speaker 1: every single time? Why because without the safety, nothing else matters.

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01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 1: That has to come first. The right doesn't realize people

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01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,600
Speaker 1: are hungering for that first and foremost. It's like I

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Speaker 1: explained about the Christy Nome thing. Remember we have that

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Speaker 1: lawyer coming on in about fifteen minutes from now, about

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01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,639
Speaker 1: twenty minutes from now, Christy Nome. You're trying to explain

1352
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,680
Speaker 1: I can't win the legal challenge and things like that.

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01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:52,200
Speaker 1: I've explained this a thousand times to the GOP and

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01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 1: I know I just gotta. I'll go into this in

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01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:58,000
Speaker 1: a second. I gotta swapping messages with a senator last night,

1356
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: not listening. There's not a checklist of things you have

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01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,880
Speaker 1: to have in order to be the next leader on

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01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:10,240
Speaker 1: the right. There is one thing on that checklist, and

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01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,519
Speaker 1: I'm a checklist guy. I wish there was. I want

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01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,600
Speaker 1: to know where you stand on taxes and immigration and

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01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,720
Speaker 1: gun rights, an abortion and that. I want to know

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01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,200
Speaker 1: you know the standard conservative things. That list is gone. Now.

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01:34:20,479 --> 01:34:23,400
Speaker 1: There is one thing. Are you willing to take on

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01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:28,400
Speaker 1: the cultural Marxist hordes who are destroying this country? If

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01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 1: the answer that question is yes, you can lead the right.

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01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 1: If the answer to that question is no, it's already over,

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01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,960
Speaker 1: you have no chance, no chance. People will move on,

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01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,040
Speaker 1: and the right still doesn't understand it. Most of the

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Speaker 1: right still simply does not understand that at all at all.

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Speaker 1: Next email, Oh oh, Google, Rachel mattaw with hair. Not

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01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:59,719
Speaker 1: so bad now, you animals. Let's see another email. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for the show. Just wanted to say that God gifted

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01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,400
Speaker 1: producer Chris with the vision to see a menorah in

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01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:09,200
Speaker 1: a piece of ditchwood, and the wood itself and really

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01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:12,160
Speaker 1: your attraction to Communist women says more about how long

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01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,400
Speaker 1: you've been married and you need to see the in

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01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:18,280
Speaker 1: your need to see the best in people. Thank you, Sombreros.

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Speaker 1: Since no, Chris, You're not going to You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: feel vindicated because one person wrote in about you digging

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Speaker 1: wood out of a ditch and making a manora instead

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Speaker 1: of just going to buy some wood or buying a

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Speaker 1: freaking manua. How about that, Oh, Chris, you were every

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Speaker 1: stereotype rolled up into one. Hang On one second Bernie

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Speaker 1: Sanders has been introduced to the real world. Hang On

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Speaker 1: Miss Something, the podcast getting on demand wherever podcasts are

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Speaker 1: that guy who points my finger at you and says

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Speaker 1: you have to quit dipping tobacco, because I've been the

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Speaker 1: guy dipping tobacco. I've been the guy dipping tobacco with

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Speaker 1: family and friends, pointing that finger saying you need to quit. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you have to quit, you gotta quit. That's bad for you.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you know that's bad for you? Oh gosh, I

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Speaker 1: hate that guy. I don't want to be that guy.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not going to be that guy. You know

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Speaker 1: what you have to do. I'm here to help. I'm

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Speaker 1: here to tell you there is a way to quit

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Speaker 1: That's a president for your confidence. We thank you rolling

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Speaker 1: doing um. Now we're gonna get down to business here

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Speaker 1: and h and Ron, who am I turning this over

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Speaker 1: to thank you very much for a president. I think

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01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,439
Speaker 1: it's tough for the press, our friends and the press

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01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:44,479
Speaker 1: to leave though, thank you. Joe Biden still hasn't done

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01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:51,200
Speaker 1: a press conference. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's all right.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Member.

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Speaker 1: In about ten minutes from now, we're gonna have on

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Speaker 1: a lawyer. Christie South Dakota says this no Transgender in

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01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,880
Speaker 1: Sports bill was a bad bill that she would have

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01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:10,799
Speaker 1: lost in court over no chance, says she has conducted

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01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:15,760
Speaker 1: consulted with legal scholars. She may be right. I'm not

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Speaker 1: ready to throw the baby out with the bathwater yet.

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01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:22,080
Speaker 1: Christy Elms has been a dang good governor. This was

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01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:26,360
Speaker 1: a colossal mistake though that very likely finished her presidential chances.

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01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:31,880
Speaker 1: Colossal mistake. Beware of your bubble headline from the Hill

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01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:36,880
Speaker 1: dot com. Sanders, as in Bernie Sanders, says he isn't

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01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:42,439
Speaker 1: comfortable with Twitter's Trump band. Sanders appeared on the New

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01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:45,360
Speaker 1: York Times podcast The Yezra Cline Show on Tuesday to

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01:38:45,439 --> 01:38:48,240
Speaker 1: discuss the state of the Democratic Party and was asked

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Speaker 1: about criticisms from conservative figures that liberals have become too

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01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:55,519
Speaker 1: censorius and too willing to censor others. Quote, Look, you

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01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:58,559
Speaker 1: have former President Trump, who is a racist, a sexist,

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Speaker 1: a homophobe, of xenophobe, a pathological liar, and authoritarian, some

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01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,640
Speaker 1: of you who doesn't believe in the royal law. This

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01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,200
Speaker 1: is a bad news guy, Sanders said, But if you

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Speaker 1: ask me, do I feel particularly comfortable that the president,

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Speaker 1: the then president of the United States, could not express

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Speaker 1: his views on Twitter? I don't feel comfortable about it.

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Speaker 1: This is the problem with American communists. This is no

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Speaker 1: different than This is no different at all than Megan

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Speaker 1: Rapino at the White House complaining about how unfair and

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01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:38,200
Speaker 1: unjust and do you value cheers with pink hair? And

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Speaker 1: where I come from, I could have only dreamed that

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Speaker 1: I would be standing in the position I am today

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Speaker 1: at the White House. I'm also a professional athlete, and

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Speaker 1: I've helped, along with all of my teammates virtually here today,

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01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:56,880
Speaker 1: one teammate literally here today, when four World Cup championships

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01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:00,880
Speaker 1: and four Olympic gold medals for the United States. And

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Speaker 1: despite those winds, I've been devalued. I've been disrespected and

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01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,280
Speaker 1: dismissed because I am a woman, and I've been told

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01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:14,240
Speaker 1: that I don't deserve any more than less because I

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01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:19,679
Speaker 1: am a woman. You see, despite all the winds, I'm

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01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:22,200
Speaker 1: still paid less than men who do the same job.

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Speaker 1: Because that's about as much of that as I can take.

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Speaker 1: The problem with the American communist is they've never actually

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Speaker 1: had to experience communism. It's easy to preach communism when

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Speaker 1: you're luxuriating in a capitalist country with all the things

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01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:45,800
Speaker 1: you need. It's so easy when You're Bernie Sanders to

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Speaker 1: be an open socialist for decades. America sucks. We need

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01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 1: to spread the world, spread the world. But now now

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01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 1: that the American cultural Marxists have taken over everything, now

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Speaker 1: he's starting to get introduced to what it's actually like.

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Speaker 1: You know, he honeymooned in the Soviet Union. Maybe he

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Speaker 1: should have asked around about what was censored while he

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Speaker 1: was over there. It's so easy for Megan Rapino to

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Speaker 1: push her cultural Marxist feminist garbage. I don't think she'll

1462
01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:25,040
Speaker 1: feel very valued when these people finally take it all over.

1463
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:27,560
Speaker 1: She won't feel very valued at all. But it's so

1464
01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:30,599
Speaker 1: easy now, when everything's so nice and gentle and easy.

1465
01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 1: Isn't it so easy to luxuriate here from your couch

1466
01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:37,760
Speaker 1: with your iPhone and your eight million TV shows and

1467
01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:45,439
Speaker 1: climate control? And man, this place is terrible. Dear doctor Jesse,

1468
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:48,840
Speaker 1: I saw your retweet of the CBS news segment on

1469
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:53,000
Speaker 1: nose masks in Mexico. In case you missed it, just

1470
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:55,000
Speaker 1: don't watch it, trust me. But there's a there was

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01:41:55,040 --> 01:41:58,719
Speaker 1: a news segment out somebody created masks that are exactly

1472
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:01,479
Speaker 1: what they sound like, just for your nose, so you

1473
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:04,759
Speaker 1: can still wear a mask while you're eating and drinking anyway,

1474
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:07,760
Speaker 1: And I thought it was such a brilliant idea. There

1475
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:09,880
Speaker 1: are lots of ideas like this that I would argue

1476
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 1: are immoral to push and definitely against my political beliefs.

1477
01:42:13,960 --> 01:42:16,120
Speaker 1: On the other hand, I would like to make more money.

1478
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,840
Speaker 1: Do you think it would be unethical to make money

1479
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:22,679
Speaker 1: on COVID on these types of products. I'm specifically talking

1480
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:25,479
Speaker 1: about a crazy new thing like nose masks that in

1481
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:34,840
Speaker 1: today's America would become a thing if introduced. Buddy, I

1482
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:40,320
Speaker 1: have obligations in my life. You have obligations in your life.

1483
01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:44,920
Speaker 1: You have to decide where you are in your life

1484
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:50,320
Speaker 1: as far as fulfilling those obligations. As a man, I

1485
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 1: have an obligation to make sure my family is fed, clothed,

1486
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,840
Speaker 1: and housed. Period. Now it's if you can throw in,

1487
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,680
Speaker 1: you know, being a good dad on top of that.

1488
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:06,320
Speaker 1: And it ain't nobody perfect, I'm certainly not, but you

1489
01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:10,600
Speaker 1: do have an obligation to do those things first and foremost.

1490
01:43:10,760 --> 01:43:14,560
Speaker 1: That family comes before country, family comes before all that.

1491
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:19,760
Speaker 1: If your family is going hungry, if you need the

1492
01:43:19,920 --> 01:43:24,320
Speaker 1: money and you gotta hustle, go work your hustle, man,

1493
01:43:24,439 --> 01:43:29,040
Speaker 1: you gotta feed the kids. Now. If you're doing fine

1494
01:43:29,680 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 1: and the family's doing fine and life is good, maybe

1495
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:39,840
Speaker 1: maybe you should find a different hustle than pushing more

1496
01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:43,960
Speaker 1: COVID panics stuff. But at the same time, listen to me.

1497
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:47,880
Speaker 1: I ain't anybody's pastor, nor am I qualified to be.

1498
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:52,599
Speaker 1: So I am a worse person than every single person

1499
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,200
Speaker 1: hearing the sound of my voice right now. So if

1500
01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 1: you choose to hustle, go out there and hustle some

1501
01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:00,760
Speaker 1: those masks to these stupid lemmings out here who think

1502
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,960
Speaker 1: driving around with rubber gloves on is protecting them from something,

1503
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:08,799
Speaker 1: then be my guest. Lord knows these suckers probably deserved.

1504
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:13,960
Speaker 1: Sheep deserved to get fleeced. That's just a fact, Jesse.

1505
01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:18,360
Speaker 1: Don't dismiss the Megahotti governor from South Dakota so quickly.

1506
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:21,760
Speaker 1: Christinome has been the most solid leader throughout the year,

1507
01:44:22,479 --> 01:44:25,519
Speaker 1: unlike my idiot in charge Cuomo. I think she's got

1508
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:27,519
Speaker 1: a plan and a purpose for what she's doing to

1509
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:34,240
Speaker 1: fight against the NCAA. Did I mention she's hot? Cheers? Okay,

1510
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:36,519
Speaker 1: when you don't have to mention she's hot. We all

1511
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:41,320
Speaker 1: have eyes But two, Like I said, I I don't

1512
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:45,559
Speaker 1: think Christy Noome is the problem. But I don't think

1513
01:44:45,640 --> 01:44:50,040
Speaker 1: Christinome can possibly recover from this mistake. I've been proven

1514
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:54,320
Speaker 1: wrong before, and I want to know how big of

1515
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:59,000
Speaker 1: a mistake it was. So I tracked down a legal expert,

1516
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:02,200
Speaker 1: a legal s caller, and I'm about to have her

1517
01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:06,160
Speaker 1: on the show, and I'm going to find out. Is

1518
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:10,840
Speaker 1: Christine Nome's argument that I couldn't possibly win this thing

1519
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:15,240
Speaker 1: in court? Is Christine Nome's argument a valid argument? If

1520
01:45:15,320 --> 01:45:19,800
Speaker 1: it was fine? Fine, If it was, then we'll deal

1521
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:26,160
Speaker 1: with that. If it wasn't okay, then then I'm being

1522
01:45:26,280 --> 01:45:34,320
Speaker 1: lied to. Then I'm being lied to. So is Christy

1523
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:37,880
Speaker 1: Nome just another politician who did something really dumb because

1524
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 1: bad people whispered in her ear and now she's backtracking

1525
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 1: and making stupid excuses for the gigantic political mistake. Or

1526
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 1: is Christy Nome one savvy individual who's tap dancing her

1527
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:55,240
Speaker 1: way through the minefield and trying to trying to battle,

1528
01:45:55,800 --> 01:45:59,280
Speaker 1: but battle smartly. Well, you and I don't have to

1529
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:02,960
Speaker 1: come up with this answer. Like I said, I found

1530
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:07,160
Speaker 1: a legal scholar. She's coming up next. She's going to

1531
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:10,480
Speaker 1: tell us the real skinny and I'm not gonna sandbagger.

1532
01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:13,599
Speaker 1: I'm not going to attack her whatever she says. I'm

1533
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:16,200
Speaker 1: just simply going to probe a little bit. That's all

1534
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:19,439
Speaker 1: I want to know. Who's feeding me a line of

1535
01:46:19,520 --> 01:46:22,840
Speaker 1: bull I personally, I'll tell you right now, I think

1536
01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:25,880
Speaker 1: that we couldn't win in court. Stuff from Christy Nome

1537
01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:29,200
Speaker 1: is a line of bull. But I'm no legal expert.

1538
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:31,920
Speaker 1: I went to community college. So let's talk to one.

1539
01:46:32,080 --> 01:47:00,479
Speaker 1: Hang on over ninety two one aby over one, E'll

1540
01:47:00,520 --> 01:47:03,720
Speaker 1: heaven one hundred eighty two, over one hundred and I

1541
01:47:03,800 --> 01:47:06,920
Speaker 1: had a heart attack and a cardiac arrest and then

1542
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:11,120
Speaker 1: a stroke. Your blood pressure numbers could change your life.

1543
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:17,120
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand, including myself. I didn't

1544
01:47:17,200 --> 01:47:23,200
Speaker 1: now I do the impact of having a show. My

1545
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:27,839
Speaker 1: memory is shot. When I woke up, I can't speak.

1546
01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:31,040
Speaker 1: Lowering your high blood pressure could save you from a

1547
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:34,400
Speaker 1: heart attack or stroke. If you've stopped your treatment plan, restarted,

1548
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:36,679
Speaker 1: or talk to your doctor about creating one that works

1549
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:39,639
Speaker 1: better for you. Start taking the right steps at manage

1550
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:43,479
Speaker 1: your BP dot org. I sent o life, but I'm

1551
01:47:43,479 --> 01:47:48,719
Speaker 1: going to make it better coming back. I ask your doctor,

1552
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:52,599
Speaker 1: Check your blood pressure. Brought to you by the American

1553
01:47:52,640 --> 01:48:16,679
Speaker 1: Heart Association, American Medical Association, and the AD Council. Well,

1554
01:48:17,120 --> 01:48:21,120
Speaker 1: Christine Nome says she shot this bill down because she

1555
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: couldn't win in court. She wants to be smart about it.

1556
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,439
Speaker 1: I like Christine Nome. I want to give her a chance.

1557
01:48:28,040 --> 01:48:30,200
Speaker 1: That sounds like a bunch of crap to me, though,

1558
01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:32,720
Speaker 1: And I don't know enough about the law. So let's

1559
01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:35,960
Speaker 1: talk to somebody who does. Let's talk to Kristin Wagoner.

1560
01:48:36,040 --> 01:48:39,639
Speaker 1: She's the general counsel at the Alliance Defending Freedom. I would,

1561
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:41,960
Speaker 1: by the way, highly recommend that group if you're looking

1562
01:48:42,040 --> 01:48:46,640
Speaker 1: for something Kristen. Is she right? Can she? Is this

1563
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:49,400
Speaker 1: a loser in court? Did she do the smart thing?

1564
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:54,840
Speaker 1: Or did she do the cowardly thing? Governor Nome is

1565
01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:58,320
Speaker 1: now enjoying the distinction of being the first governor in

1566
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:02,839
Speaker 1: the United States to elimitate new protections for college female athletes,

1567
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:07,120
Speaker 1: as well as effectively doing so for K through twelve girls. So, no,

1568
01:49:07,320 --> 01:49:09,080
Speaker 1: it is not the right thing, but it is not

1569
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:12,320
Speaker 1: too late. She can still sign this bill and do

1570
01:49:12,439 --> 01:49:16,800
Speaker 1: the right thing and protect women and girls. Okay, how

1571
01:49:17,120 --> 01:49:20,559
Speaker 1: so she can still sign this into law. She hasn't

1572
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:23,800
Speaker 1: actually just tossed it in the trash yet. There are

1573
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:26,920
Speaker 1: a number of different routes she can take before Monday

1574
01:49:27,040 --> 01:49:30,439
Speaker 1: to fix this and to sign the bill into law,

1575
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:34,040
Speaker 1: and that's what she needs to do. Essentially, the actions

1576
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:37,240
Speaker 1: she's taken so far is to recommend getting the bill

1577
01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:43,719
Speaker 1: eliminating protections for college athletes altogether, and striking out any

1578
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:47,799
Speaker 1: right or remedy that a K through twelve female athlete

1579
01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:51,880
Speaker 1: would have if her rights were violated under the bill. Okay,

1580
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:56,880
Speaker 1: what specifically is her gripe with the bill, Kristen? Because

1581
01:49:56,880 --> 01:49:59,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we hear a bunch of headlines she wants

1582
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:01,519
Speaker 1: men playing with women. I don't think that's it. What's

1583
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:06,439
Speaker 1: her specific problem with it? Well, it's been difficult to

1584
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:11,000
Speaker 1: track the shifting explanations. You know. Initially the answer was,

1585
01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 1: the NCAA has a policy. We're required to follow that

1586
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:19,120
Speaker 1: policy so that our teams can compete. When that was

1587
01:50:19,479 --> 01:50:23,559
Speaker 1: made clear that's not accurate, that the NCAA's policy does

1588
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:28,559
Speaker 1: not require states or colleges to have men compete against girls.

1589
01:50:29,080 --> 01:50:33,360
Speaker 1: Then the explanation shifted to, well, I'm concerned that the

1590
01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:36,880
Speaker 1: NCAA might not give us tournaments, they might retaliate against

1591
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:40,599
Speaker 1: us if we protect women and girls. And most recently

1592
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:44,560
Speaker 1: yesterday it began to be I'm being canceled by conservatives,

1593
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:48,120
Speaker 1: when really we're just holding me public official accountable for

1594
01:50:48,200 --> 01:50:51,559
Speaker 1: a bad decision. That was one thing that really bothered me, Christen,

1595
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:54,320
Speaker 1: and I'm glad to hear it bothered you. The explanation

1596
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:58,040
Speaker 1: was somehow worse than the initial decision, lashing out at

1597
01:50:58,120 --> 01:51:01,639
Speaker 1: her own side. And now, I don't think Governor Noham

1598
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:04,280
Speaker 1: is a stupid woman by any stretch of the imagination.

1599
01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:07,919
Speaker 1: Did she just get caught in a chamber of commerce

1600
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:11,240
Speaker 1: bubble up there of bad people whispering in her ear

1601
01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:15,040
Speaker 1: about all the money they're going to lose. I don't

1602
01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:18,920
Speaker 1: know what happened two weeks before she expressed her support.

1603
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:23,519
Speaker 1: This bill has passed in three states and it's been

1604
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:26,400
Speaker 1: signed by two governors. It's sitting in Arkansas on ASA

1605
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:30,320
Speaker 1: Hutchinson's death right now, where he's determining it. Fourteen different

1606
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:33,519
Speaker 1: state attorney general have signed a brief saying this is

1607
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:36,880
Speaker 1: good legislation, it's constitutional, it's the right thing to do.

1608
01:51:37,560 --> 01:51:40,800
Speaker 1: So we have a broad coalition, including of even those

1609
01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:43,639
Speaker 1: on the left who say we have got to protect

1610
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:47,639
Speaker 1: our daughters and ensure that the law recognizes distinctions between

1611
01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:51,120
Speaker 1: men and women. So I think she misjudged whether she

1612
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:55,719
Speaker 1: could pander to corporate interests and soothe conservatives and women's

1613
01:51:55,800 --> 01:52:00,320
Speaker 1: rights advocates at the same time. What is what does

1614
01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:03,560
Speaker 1: the future look like of this kind of legislation in

1615
01:52:03,760 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 1: your mind? I mean, you're you're the lawyer. I am

1616
01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:08,360
Speaker 1: the furthest thing in the world from it. Does the

1617
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:13,479
Speaker 1: NCAA sue states? I am worried about tournaments and states,

1618
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:16,240
Speaker 1: worried about who pulls out, who stays. What's the what

1619
01:52:16,320 --> 01:52:18,720
Speaker 1: are the coming legal battles look like that I can't

1620
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:22,320
Speaker 1: see coming. Well, first of all, the NCAA does not

1621
01:52:22,439 --> 01:52:25,160
Speaker 1: sue states, and she can't even make a straight says

1622
01:52:25,240 --> 01:52:27,439
Speaker 1: claim that they do or that they have. That's not

1623
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:30,600
Speaker 1: at all what's in play. What is in play is

1624
01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:33,640
Speaker 1: we have been on the forefront a adf of litigating

1625
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:36,880
Speaker 1: cases on behalf of female athletes. We have one case

1626
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:41,719
Speaker 1: involving where two transgender boys have taken fifteen different state

1627
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:46,160
Speaker 1: championships away from girls. In track, we represent two collegiate

1628
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:48,960
Speaker 1: athletes where they're seeing the same kind of thing play

1629
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,120
Speaker 1: out in the Big Sky Conference. This is an issue

1630
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:55,439
Speaker 1: to just spreading across the nation. Federal law under Title

1631
01:52:55,600 --> 01:53:01,519
Speaker 1: nine says that states have the right to ensure women's

1632
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:05,960
Speaker 1: teams are about women and restricted to women. But the

1633
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:09,760
Speaker 1: state legislation needs to pass because it ensures states are

1634
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:12,920
Speaker 1: making that decision so that the states as well as

1635
01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:15,760
Speaker 1: the local school boards are ensuring that girls have an

1636
01:53:15,840 --> 01:53:20,599
Speaker 1: equal opportunity rather than have a patchwork and basically denying

1637
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:25,640
Speaker 1: women fair play in sports. What's the next frontier as

1638
01:53:25,680 --> 01:53:27,800
Speaker 1: far as a state that is going this way? I

1639
01:53:27,920 --> 01:53:30,080
Speaker 1: realize that we're going to get some red states. Obviously,

1640
01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:31,680
Speaker 1: there're going to be some states in the South are

1641
01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,880
Speaker 1: going to go this way. Lord, rolling South, Dakota will

1642
01:53:33,920 --> 01:53:37,639
Speaker 1: go this way. Is there a middle of the road

1643
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:42,280
Speaker 1: purple state that's going this way? Um? I don't know

1644
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:45,320
Speaker 1: that there is that there is yet. Um. I think

1645
01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find my list here of states. There's

1646
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:53,640
Speaker 1: about eight states right now where ads the bill that

1647
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:57,200
Speaker 1: ADF has been promoting, which includes colleges and kate through

1648
01:53:57,240 --> 01:53:59,960
Speaker 1: twelve and ensures that girls have a right of report,

1649
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:03,559
Speaker 1: a remedy that's penning in seven or eight states there's

1650
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:06,160
Speaker 1: a kind of different state laws in about twenty some

1651
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,599
Speaker 1: states right now that will be considering, So certainly there

1652
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:12,080
Speaker 1: are some slightly purple states considering it. But I do

1653
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:15,160
Speaker 1: want to recommend, you know, the Save Women's Sports Coalition

1654
01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:17,240
Speaker 1: and some of the best supporters that we have of

1655
01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:20,599
Speaker 1: these bilks are actually radical feminists because they get what's

1656
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:24,479
Speaker 1: at stake. I'm glad you brought that up, because obviously

1657
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm against pretty much all these leftist front groups. But

1658
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:32,240
Speaker 1: I've been curious about the relative silence from the feminists

1659
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:35,840
Speaker 1: about their sports being destroyed. It wasn't too long ago

1660
01:54:36,320 --> 01:54:39,720
Speaker 1: some female Mma fighter had almost die, had or skull

1661
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:43,400
Speaker 1: caved in by one of these people. Oh yes, and

1662
01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:46,040
Speaker 1: we think, I mean, let's put it to an even

1663
01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:49,680
Speaker 1: more local level, that's dealing with our daughters. We have

1664
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:54,720
Speaker 1: had calls from volleyball players, from soccer players. My own

1665
01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:58,360
Speaker 1: daughters had to compete in fast pitch, so imagine what

1666
01:54:58,480 --> 01:55:00,480
Speaker 1: it's like when the when the guy gets to the

1667
01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:04,080
Speaker 1: plate and you're playing shortstop or pitcher. You know. So

1668
01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:07,080
Speaker 1: these are playing out in real time, and it's why

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Speaker 1: we need courageous leadership. We need conservatives to do conservative

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01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:14,120
Speaker 1: things and we need to do build coalitions, and there

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01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:17,960
Speaker 1: is a coalition, so Governor Nome should join the existing coalition,

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Speaker 1: pass the law in stand up to the corporate belief. Okay,

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01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:25,680
Speaker 1: who's your governor right now out there that is doing

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01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,640
Speaker 1: these kind of things, these kind of culture war battle

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01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:31,680
Speaker 1: things and holding fast? Who is it? Is it all

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01:55:31,720 --> 01:55:37,200
Speaker 1: heavy d who is it? The Mississippi's governor has stood strong,

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01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:41,400
Speaker 1: Idaho's governor has stood strong. We're hoping that the right now,

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01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:45,320
Speaker 1: the bill is sitting on Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson's desk.

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01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:48,440
Speaker 1: He's considering it right now, and so we're hoping the

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01:55:48,520 --> 01:55:50,840
Speaker 1: people will contact him and urge him to support it.

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01:55:51,720 --> 01:55:55,520
Speaker 1: And in our particular state, I'm in Arizona right now,

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01:55:55,880 --> 01:55:59,160
Speaker 1: and in Arizona the bill bill went through the legislature,

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01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:02,160
Speaker 1: it didn't get out of I don't think it got

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01:56:02,160 --> 01:56:04,800
Speaker 1: out of committee yet, and we're hoping that they'll consider

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01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:07,240
Speaker 1: it again. So but like I said, there's over twenty

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01:56:07,320 --> 01:56:10,400
Speaker 1: states that are considering these kinds of proposals because they're

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01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,200
Speaker 1: recognizing we have got to start standing or we're going

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01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:16,600
Speaker 1: to lose our rights and we're endangering our daughters. Man

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Speaker 1: Kristin Wagner. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate you.

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01:56:20,360 --> 01:56:26,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate the opportunity. I think it's awesome.

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01:56:26,520 --> 01:56:29,760
Speaker 1: What have I been saying about Balkanize And you see

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01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:32,760
Speaker 1: it clear as day, as you see certain areas and

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01:56:32,840 --> 01:56:36,120
Speaker 1: the nation as a whole losing its mind, there are

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01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:39,320
Speaker 1: states that are moving the direction you want it to go.

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01:56:39,600 --> 01:56:43,200
Speaker 1: It's not all bad news right now. If you're able

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01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:47,640
Speaker 1: to move and that sucks, It's not like I don't

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01:56:47,680 --> 01:56:49,880
Speaker 1: think for a second as some I've moved all over

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01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:52,960
Speaker 1: the country. I've moved twenty times in my life, just

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01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:56,400
Speaker 1: in states, around states across the country. I know how

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01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:58,760
Speaker 1: much of a big deal it is to move. So

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01:56:58,920 --> 01:57:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting here. Just move. That's easier. If anyone can.

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01:57:02,720 --> 01:57:04,880
Speaker 1: I understand you might not be in a situation where

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01:57:04,920 --> 01:57:07,520
Speaker 1: you can. I understand. Even if you can, it's a

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01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:10,600
Speaker 1: huge pain, possibly a huge expense. But I'm telling you

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01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:17,080
Speaker 1: the direction this place is going means you being in

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01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:19,280
Speaker 1: one of these states is going to end up with

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01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:24,120
Speaker 1: a better life and more protection for you and your family. Now,

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01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:27,520
Speaker 1: I have to address something about my pickup truck, and

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01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:49,520
Speaker 1: it's important. Hang on, Jesse Kelly you know there's gross

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01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:53,840
Speaker 1: stuff in the air, right, gross smells, stuff that cause allergies.

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01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:57,680
Speaker 1: You know it Eden Pure thunderstorm will take care of that.

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Speaker 1: And keep in mind it's compact, they're quiet, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound like a jet engine taking off. And they're extremely powerful.

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Speaker 1: These Eden Pure thunderstorms do not cover up odors. They

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Speaker 1: eliminate them. Those allergies that are killing you like they

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Speaker 1: kill me, eyes itching, nose running, sneezing. Yeah, I don't

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01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:23,120
Speaker 1: wake up like that anymore. If you do, it's time

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Speaker 1: for you to get an Eden Pure thunderstorm. It kills

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Speaker 1: and prevents the spreading of molde and fungus and mildew

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Speaker 1: anywhere in your home. It's time to stop breathing dirty air.

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Speaker 1: And there's a deal out there for Jesse Kelly listeners.

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Speaker 1: If you go to Eden Pure deals dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: Eden Pure deals dot com and you use the code

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Speaker 1: Jesse at checkout, that'll save you ten bucks. Then Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. We are so close to ask doctor Jesse

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Speaker 1: Friday can almost I can almost taste it eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at

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01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:38,560
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. All right, I understand that

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01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:44,680
Speaker 1: for some reason unbeknown to me, that our audience is

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01:59:44,760 --> 01:59:48,680
Speaker 1: full of bad people who they attack me. They've attacked

1732
01:59:48,720 --> 01:59:51,240
Speaker 1: me about the Rachel Maddow thing and then the Jennifer

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01:59:51,320 --> 01:59:54,800
Speaker 1: Sake thing. So I understand I'm asking for it when

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01:59:54,840 --> 01:59:59,840
Speaker 1: I put out this kind of personal private information. Nevertheless,

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02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:04,680
Speaker 1: five six years ago, four or five years ago, I forget.

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02:00:04,800 --> 02:00:07,800
Speaker 1: When I bought my pickup truck, I wanted one with

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Speaker 1: the four wheel drive. Obviously, I never even knew there

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02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:13,280
Speaker 1: were two wheel drive pickup trucks until I left Montana

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02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:15,000
Speaker 1: and found out people buying with two wheel drive. But

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Speaker 1: the truck I wanted had a sunroof. Okay, a sunroof.

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02:00:20,600 --> 02:00:24,200
Speaker 1: I understand that's not the most manly thing in the

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02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:28,720
Speaker 1: world to have a sunroof in your pickup truck. However,

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02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:37,600
Speaker 1: my truck has a sunroof sunroof of course, Well, it broke.

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02:00:38,320 --> 02:00:40,480
Speaker 1: I never used it. The kids tried to open it

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02:00:40,600 --> 02:00:43,120
Speaker 1: one time when we were driving down the road. They

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02:00:43,200 --> 02:00:44,600
Speaker 1: opened it, but I mean it might have been the

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02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 1: first time it was ever open. They wanted to open

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02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:47,920
Speaker 1: it up and need to stick their hands out and

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02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:50,160
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Of course the thing breaks, it stays open.

1750
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:55,280
Speaker 1: I as you know, I have been yelling and screaming

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02:00:56,320 --> 02:01:01,000
Speaker 1: about being more purposeful with where we spending, don't spend

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02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:04,360
Speaker 1: our money. So I had a broken sunroof. I didn't

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02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:07,680
Speaker 1: want to take it to one of the gigantic shops

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02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:10,640
Speaker 1: out there, one of the big commercial stores. I found

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02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:15,720
Speaker 1: a local small business mechanic and took my truck in.

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02:01:16,000 --> 02:01:19,919
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest with you, because I'm a narcissistic idiot.

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02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:23,360
Speaker 1: I was pretty proud of myself. Yeah, small business. And

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02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:25,440
Speaker 1: I walk in and I like the guy instantly. Right

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02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:29,440
Speaker 1: now we're talking, tell him about my sunroof. Comes back

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02:01:29,520 --> 02:01:32,600
Speaker 1: to me after looking into it and says it's gonna

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02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:35,600
Speaker 1: be twenty six hundred dollars to fix your sunroof, which

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02:01:36,200 --> 02:01:40,160
Speaker 1: my first car costs six hundred dollars. I'm now having

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Speaker 1: to fix the sunroof. I don't even want, but I

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Speaker 1: have to get it closed, right. I don't have an

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Speaker 1: option of not fixing it, so I have to get

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Speaker 1: it closed. So they've got me, and I'm all proud

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Speaker 1: of myself, and I take it in a week ago

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Speaker 1: last Thursday, I take it in and he tells me, oh, yeah,

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02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:58,320
Speaker 1: just bring it in Thursday. I waited till the parts

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Speaker 1: breathing inks. I couldn't afford to be without my pickup truck,

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02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:03,160
Speaker 1: waiting for the parts to be in, bringing in Thursday,

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Speaker 1: and then oh, just come back Friday. It'll be ready

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Speaker 1: next day. I need about a half day. We'll throw

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02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:11,960
Speaker 1: that new sunroof in there. Okay, fine, good Dale. Since

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Speaker 1: that day, I have called every single day asking if

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02:02:15,320 --> 02:02:19,200
Speaker 1: my truck is ready, and every single day he has

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02:02:19,280 --> 02:02:23,840
Speaker 1: told me tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, every single day. Finally, two

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02:02:23,920 --> 02:02:26,640
Speaker 1: days ago, I call him and I say, Buddy, I'm

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02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:30,920
Speaker 1: having to pay to be driven to work every single day.

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02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:34,280
Speaker 1: Now I don't have a fleet of cars. I'm having

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02:02:34,320 --> 02:02:35,800
Speaker 1: to pay to go to work. I'm having to pay

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Speaker 1: to go home. My truck better be ready. Oh okay,

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02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:42,240
Speaker 1: come in, come in this afternoon. It'll be ready. This

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02:02:42,400 --> 02:02:45,400
Speaker 1: was yesterday afternoon. I take off from work when I'm

1785
02:02:45,440 --> 02:02:48,160
Speaker 1: done doing radio and TV being really famous and important.

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02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:53,080
Speaker 1: What Chris and I go down. I get there and

1787
02:02:54,040 --> 02:02:56,280
Speaker 1: don't pee on my foot and tell me it's raining.

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02:02:56,760 --> 02:03:01,920
Speaker 1: I show up and there is nothing, nothing that has

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02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:04,680
Speaker 1: been done on my truck. The sunroof that was in

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02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:08,600
Speaker 1: there is out, and there's a crew of his entire crew,

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02:03:08,880 --> 02:03:11,920
Speaker 1: three or four guys are all in my truck scrambling.

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02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, nobody touched my truck until yesterday.

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02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:20,280
Speaker 1: And I was just getting blown off and blown off

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02:03:20,520 --> 02:03:22,440
Speaker 1: and blown off. And then I get there, and what

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02:03:22,560 --> 02:03:24,880
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Go back and fix it myself?

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02:03:25,280 --> 02:03:27,440
Speaker 1: So I get there and he said, we're working on it.

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02:03:27,520 --> 02:03:29,800
Speaker 1: We're working on it. And I sit there after I

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02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:32,120
Speaker 1: get there. After I get to the shop for about

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Speaker 1: an hour, hour and a half last night and there's

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Speaker 1: nothing to be done. And I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

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Speaker 1: I get a call from the wife and she says,

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02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:44,600
Speaker 1: why don't I just come get you and bring you home?

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02:03:44,880 --> 02:03:48,960
Speaker 1: And I'm so mad. I said, no, I'm walking and

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02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:51,200
Speaker 1: I just stormed out the front door. And I didn't

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02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:52,760
Speaker 1: even know how far it was. It was miles. I

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02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:54,640
Speaker 1: just stormed out the front door. I had a t

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02:03:54,880 --> 02:03:58,560
Speaker 1: shirt and shorts on. The wind was blowing, it was raining,

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02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:04,320
Speaker 1: and I just stormed home. And look, I still don't

1809
02:04:04,320 --> 02:04:07,360
Speaker 1: have my truck, still don't have my truck. I main't

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02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:12,680
Speaker 1: ever have my truck again. And that feeling of helplessness

1811
02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:16,440
Speaker 1: when you drop your car off. It almost made Chris's

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02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:19,200
Speaker 1: you know I'm a car guy thing more appealing. It did.

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02:04:20,080 --> 02:04:22,400
Speaker 1: And what do I do? What do I do today?

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02:04:23,280 --> 02:04:27,200
Speaker 1: If he doesn't have it ready? Anything? Can anything be done?

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02:04:27,400 --> 02:04:31,360
Speaker 1: The ANSWER's nothing. I can't drive around with a truck

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Speaker 1: with an gigantic hole in the roof. I mean, less

1817
02:04:34,640 --> 02:04:37,120
Speaker 1: and learned. I'll never have a sunroof again. What a

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02:04:37,320 --> 02:04:41,240
Speaker 1: useless feature on a vehicle? Less and learned? But man,

1819
02:04:42,160 --> 02:04:44,040
Speaker 1: did I get burnt? And I got burnt? Bet? So

1820
02:04:44,160 --> 02:04:46,200
Speaker 1: what I can yell and scream? What do you do?

1821
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:49,600
Speaker 1: Threatened to sue? I've never threatened to sue anybody before.

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02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:52,920
Speaker 1: I can't be that guy. You can't do anything but

1823
02:04:53,120 --> 02:04:56,120
Speaker 1: turn around and take it. That's all you can do. Gosh,

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02:04:56,120 --> 02:04:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm steamed about it. I just said to get that

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Speaker 1: off my chest because I had to get it off

1826
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:03,040
Speaker 1: my chest. If I can't vent here, where can I vent?

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Speaker 1: To n ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Remember if you

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Speaker 1: call eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven

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Speaker 1: three and we're either not there or we're on the

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Speaker 1: other lines, leave a voicemail. We will play your voicemail

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Speaker 1: on the air, or email Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I

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Speaker 1: am tired of being made fun of for lining up

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02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:51,360
Speaker 1: my two super Beats Heart Choose beside my water glass

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02:05:51,520 --> 02:05:55,280
Speaker 1: at dinnertime every single night. You see, I eat super

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Speaker 1: Beats Heart Choose. Yes, because they're delicious, but also because

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Speaker 1: they support healthy blood pressure and I need that they

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02:06:03,320 --> 02:06:07,560
Speaker 1: support heart health, and I need that they support circulation

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02:06:08,080 --> 02:06:10,720
Speaker 1: and I need that, and so I eat two of

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Speaker 1: them every single day, as you should only mine. I

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02:06:14,840 --> 02:06:18,320
Speaker 1: line them up in perfect lines beside my glass. I

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02:06:18,520 --> 02:06:21,560
Speaker 1: don't know why I do this. I just feel the

1843
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:24,520
Speaker 1: need to have them in line. And now my family

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02:06:24,640 --> 02:06:27,640
Speaker 1: laughs at me about it. My kids will reach over

1845
02:06:27,720 --> 02:06:29,880
Speaker 1: and move them out of line when I'm not looking,

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02:06:30,200 --> 02:06:35,400
Speaker 1: and it's just disrespectful. Go to get Superbeats dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse. That's get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. When

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Speaker 1: you buy two bags, you get the third free. Remember

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Speaker 1: if you missed any part of the show. The entire

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Speaker 1: show is available on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. If

1851
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:13,600
Speaker 1: you're on iTunes, leave a five star rating, leave a

1852
02:07:13,680 --> 02:07:18,520
Speaker 1: review talking about how handsome I am. We already have

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02:07:18,840 --> 02:07:21,720
Speaker 1: asked Doctor Jesse questions flooding in It's gonna be a

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02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:26,560
Speaker 1: great day? Got an email from this dude, Another guy, Chris,

1855
02:07:27,240 --> 02:07:32,080
Speaker 1: another guy got got my dream where you're defending yourself

1856
02:07:32,120 --> 02:07:34,960
Speaker 1: and you can't hurt the guy. He apparently was getting

1857
02:07:35,040 --> 02:07:37,160
Speaker 1: charged at an alley with a knife and goes for

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02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:39,560
Speaker 1: his pistol and it turns out it's a pink pistol

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02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:41,480
Speaker 1: and it shoots, but it doesn't hurt him, and he's

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02:07:41,520 --> 02:07:44,280
Speaker 1: getting charged. This is a weird dream. Why is this

1861
02:07:44,440 --> 02:07:48,560
Speaker 1: dream so common? Look? I thought only me, the showgun,

1862
02:07:48,680 --> 02:07:51,120
Speaker 1: had these dreams, but apparently this is a dream also

1863
02:07:51,240 --> 02:07:56,280
Speaker 1: for the common people. Chris, what what? It's gonna be

1864
02:07:56,360 --> 02:07:58,800
Speaker 1: a great day tomorrow eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Catch me on Tucker Carlson tonight as well. Not to brag.

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Speaker 1: That's all the Jesse Kelly Show. On The Jordan Harbinger Show,

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Speaker 1: you'll hear amazing stories from people that have lived them,

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Speaker 1: from spies to CEOs, even an undercover agent who infiltrated

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Speaker 1: the Gambino crime family. You're about to hear a preview

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Speaker 1: of The Jordan Harbinger Show with Jack Garcia, who did

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Speaker 1: just that. My career was twenty four out of twenty

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Speaker 1: six years was solely dedicated working on the cover. I

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Speaker 1: walk in, I'm in the bar. How there's a bar mate,

1875
02:09:07,200 --> 02:09:10,040
Speaker 1: dare good looking young lady? See serving me? Joke? Hey,

1876
02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:12,080
Speaker 1: what would you like? I usually my frank was give

1877
02:09:12,120 --> 02:09:15,400
Speaker 1: me a kettle, one martini, three olives, class of water

1878
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:18,440
Speaker 1: on the side. I finished the drink, the guys come in.

1879
02:09:18,680 --> 02:09:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go go in my pocket, take out the

1880
02:09:21,280 --> 02:09:23,680
Speaker 1: big water of money. Hey, am I give her one

1881
02:09:23,760 --> 02:09:26,880
Speaker 1: hundred hours. If you're with the mob, I say, hey, Jordan,

1882
02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:29,880
Speaker 1: you're on record with us. That means we protect you.

1883
02:09:30,040 --> 02:09:32,720
Speaker 1: Nobody could shake you down. We could shake you down,

1884
02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:35,440
Speaker 1: so you're on record with us. For more on how

1885
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:38,000
Speaker 1: Jack became so trusted in the highest levels of the

1886
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:41,880
Speaker 1: Gambino organization, check out episode three ninety two of The

1887
02:09:41,960 --> 02:09:43,040
Speaker 1: Jordan Harbinger Show.