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Speaker 1: is important.
Speaker 2: Ya ya ya ya.
Speaker 3: This last time we had our tet in, our tet
Speaker 3: rotiri chicken.
Speaker 2: I had it in like a gas station and it
Speaker 2: was very bad.
Speaker 3: Buckle up, Hello, whoach.
Speaker 2: Scoogye?
Speaker 3: Whoa goofy? Who is watata? Who is scuchy?
Speaker 2: Goofy?
Speaker 4: Was that me saying goofy? We should get my mom
Speaker 4: to get on here and say goofy?
Speaker 3: Is that your mom slogan or catchphrase goofy?
Speaker 2: That was him impersonating her goofy.
Speaker 4: That's what my mom told me after she saw a
Speaker 4: man blowing another maybe man a man blowing the man.
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you not work?
Speaker 2: No? I was a man that was getting blown.
Speaker 4: But then I think it was also a man blowing
Speaker 4: this man underneath the freeway overpassed and we were on
Speaker 4: one of her walks as she takes every day, I've
Speaker 4: told you, and then I go, Mom, there's a guy.
Speaker 4: I was giving her ship about this walk because it
Speaker 4: was like next to like a dump where and like
Speaker 4: a literal dump. It smelled like shit. There was like
Speaker 4: hyperdermic needles just strewn about.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: There was people like doing a drug deal right in
Speaker 4: front of us. There was homeless guys that knew her
Speaker 4: by name.
Speaker 3: We've established she's had a background in this Millia drug
Speaker 3: Go ahead, yeah.
Speaker 4: And then and then we see, uh, you know, these
Speaker 4: people blowing this guy underneath the freeway overpass.
Speaker 3: And I go, mom, these people blowing this guy taking
Speaker 3: turns lining up.
Speaker 2: I don't know, an I wasn't sure. I was just ahead.
Speaker 4: And then this person blowing this guy. And then I go, mom,
Speaker 4: there's a guy. There's a person blowing this guy. And
Speaker 4: she just looks over and goes, goofy.
Speaker 3: Story that's funny. Yeah, but where where did she hear that?
Speaker 3: Or she just made it up?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think she gets gets weird and uncomfortable and
Speaker 4: just thinks her goofy.
Speaker 2: Then that's a great way to sell stuff up. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it is just goofy, just a little goofy.
Speaker 3: I think maybe that's the way to just maybe you
Speaker 3: want to go get goofy, goofy.
Speaker 2: Let's get goofy later.
Speaker 3: Goofe go upstairs and get goofy. She's like, what, goofy,
Speaker 3: I'm busy.
Speaker 4: That way you could say like, I'm I would love
Speaker 4: to fuck you today, But you can't say I'd love
Speaker 4: to fuck you today in front of the kids.
Speaker 2: You gotta have cob right, you gotta have some code words. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you got to hide it a little.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Oops, goofy. Damn, I guess I've been a little goofy.
Speaker 2: You want to go butt goofy me. Yeah, you're trying to.
Speaker 3: Let's let him, Let's let him, let's let him go,
Speaker 3: Let's let him go. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, brother, that's my bad.
Speaker 3: Why does that tickle you so pick?
Speaker 2: I just it's just just it's my childhood. You're throwing
Speaker 2: me back.
Speaker 4: Why do you think that that isn't good enough code word?
Speaker 4: You want to get hey maybe later me and no
Speaker 4: mommy can get goofy.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: You don't think that that would You think your kids
Speaker 4: would be like you're gonna go have sex with mommy later?
Speaker 5: Your kids, no, I think they'd want to be like,
Speaker 5: I'll be goofy with you later. Oh ship, that's illegal,
Speaker 5: and they go what yeah, Yeah, So you gotta be like,
Speaker 5: should we work on the taxes later?
Speaker 4: M you know, wouln't mind working on your taxes? Yeah,
Speaker 4: something like that. File that ten eight Yeah, your butt.
Speaker 2: You know, something like that. File it in the button tonight.
Speaker 2: I love it? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that because of the butt
Speaker 3: part at the end that you put on there. I
Speaker 3: think that that kind.
Speaker 4: Of doesn't work the hotel Yeah yeah, yeah, right, yeah, Well,
Speaker 4: how do you get that?
Speaker 3: My kid would get that?
Speaker 2: Blake's twelve year old? Would she get it? I feel
Speaker 2: like any adult Wood would get it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Blake.
Speaker 5: Did you add any of that fucking to Red's Girl
Speaker 5: to the board?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, No, I need to do I need to do
Speaker 2: a board a board drop revamp. What's the name of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: Obviously, she has a she has a condition that is
Speaker 3: not funny.
Speaker 2: But okay, Anthony Jessel next, right.
Speaker 3: Hang on.
Speaker 5: But the things that she says because of her condition
Speaker 5: are very funny, and how she says them, you see,
Speaker 5: even funnier.
Speaker 4: You can't be that funny, like to have Tourett's and
Speaker 4: you just scream fuck.
Speaker 2: It can be like kind of sad and like scary
Speaker 2: of course she is so funny. She's not just saying fuck,
Speaker 2: she's so funny when she says when.
Speaker 4: She has her tourette ticks, yeah, it's I mean, she's
Speaker 4: a comedy god.
Speaker 3: The ones she's ticking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's ticking. Oh she's fucking peace up eight town.
Speaker 3: Yes, she has an usher tick. Come home.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Her name is Baalen.
Speaker 4: Yes, is Baylon not Braylan Baylen Balen. She is a
Speaker 4: fucking cool name.
Speaker 5: By the way, that's such a twenty twenties like modern name.
Speaker 4: I mean Bayleen Duprie, Bayleen Dupree. What a fucking sick name, dude.
Speaker 2: That's sick out loud? Is the show? So it is? Yes,
Speaker 2: it's this, but she has a really good, uh attitude
Speaker 2: about it. She's a really lovely girl, awesome personality, she
Speaker 2: has turette's and it just so happens to be, you know,
Speaker 2: an what a funny version.
Speaker 5: The funniest And by the way, I don't know if
Speaker 5: this happens to you guys, but if I'm watching a clip,
Speaker 5: I actually think I watched the first episode, but just
Speaker 5: watching her on Instagram, I have now just walked around
Speaker 5: the house saying her tics fuck like I have a tick,
Speaker 5: and I wonder if there's any doctors listening slide into
Speaker 5: Blake's d MS about this. Is there anything to a
Speaker 5: syndrome where like you can where it's like contagious, Like
Speaker 5: if I'm like borderline, She's.
Speaker 2: Given America Tourette, right.
Speaker 5: If I'm borderline Tourett's. Is that why I'm picking up
Speaker 5: on this what's happening? Because I keep saying wind it up?
Speaker 2: Oh it's.
Speaker 3: I keep saying peace up Atown.
Speaker 2: What's the one she says where she's like, uh, like,
Speaker 2: he's got a Wiener and then she's she's.
Speaker 5: Got a nineteen, and then she goes, oh no, it's
Speaker 5: not that wain her tet that Wiener trot. I keep
Speaker 5: saying that it's Unrealtwainer tether tasted a chicken, It's unreal.
Speaker 4: She'll also say like something like my mom has herpie.
Speaker 4: It's just like, uh, my father has murdered President Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: He's buried in the backyard.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just will say shit like that and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, I'm like, is that a tick? What's happening?
Speaker 3: That's pretty complex? Tick?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, huh. Sometimes it's almost like you know, like
Speaker 2: I feel like there's been a murder. She wrote, episode
Speaker 2: where like the parrot is the one that tells you
Speaker 2: that they murdered somebody where. It's like hew hewld he's
Speaker 2: hating me, right, that's kind of a good little twist
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: Classic.
Speaker 2: I watch a lot of murders, she wrote, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I watch a lot.
Speaker 3: Is that a good twist?
Speaker 2: Is that a classic? Yeah?
Speaker 4: If that's a classic, Yeah, I guess I don't I
Speaker 4: don't remember watching a lot of murders, she wrote, But
Speaker 4: you gotta tap in.
Speaker 5: I just watched an episode recently lands Bear. She just
Speaker 5: kind of like walks around like, oh, I guess what?
Speaker 3: No, no, and then like what and then she moves
Speaker 3: into another room and you guys, just see this. We
Speaker 3: didn't see that. I should have seen it. It's great
Speaker 3: case of the show is crazy and because she's not
Speaker 3: gonna like run.
Speaker 2: So the show is kind of bad, but like no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's very entertaining. She used to
Speaker 3: win Emmys like every year for that show.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, but they used to be a little willy
Speaker 4: nilly with those emmys, right.
Speaker 3: You mean, oh they're more willy nilly now, yeah, Well,
Speaker 3: what are we talking about.
Speaker 2: You had to earn this ship, that's how good she is.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have to ever. She never runs, she never jumps,
Speaker 2: she never bends down.
Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, she just shoots, looks and is like.
Speaker 2: Come on, she looks, she sits down, she types, and
Speaker 2: she talks.
Speaker 4: But I thought the way you guys were just explaining murder,
Speaker 4: shey wrote, is like she's like, oh, you didn't see
Speaker 4: that clue, Well you should have seen that clue.
Speaker 3: And then she watched but she did it better than
Speaker 3: anybody on television at them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she hypnotizes you with it. It's insane.
Speaker 4: She's because of how slow she talks, because she's an
Speaker 4: old You just have to watch it.
Speaker 5: You're right, by the way, when she was young, she
Speaker 5: was a fucking babe. Is always crazy, like when you
Speaker 5: when you.
Speaker 3: Grow up watching old people and you don't realize they
Speaker 3: had a whole career as a different thing before. Like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come yeah, like, who I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: everybody Sally Fields she was hot when she was old.
Speaker 5: I have a crush on her, yes, Sally Fields, sure,
Speaker 5: but like, uh, who is somebody?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I mean okay, wait, where is it we
Speaker 2: got in the chat? Oh okay, I want to see
Speaker 2: some hot Angela Lansbury floato. Oh okay, what do we got?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Here? I'll try to I'll try to drop a little stuff.
Speaker 2: Is she like in a bathing suit?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Hey, can we chill with these links? That are? I mean,
Speaker 2: how many letters long does it need to be?
Speaker 3: Jesus talk to Trump about that?
Speaker 2: Come on, doche let's talk about that. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: her eyes are a little scary. She's actually kind of
Speaker 2: frightening lucky to me. She kind of looks like a puppet. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not sold on this. I think
Speaker 2: she's hotter when she's old. If I'm honest, what due?
Speaker 3: Thank god, you're being a one bro.
Speaker 4: This isn't gonna be another episode of your weird kink
Speaker 4: so where you're trying to fuck eyes it.
Speaker 2: I'm saying this photo of her in the red blazer
Speaker 2: I think is hotter than her with these weird puppet
Speaker 2: eye Dude, she has the same eyes. Her eyes. Don't
Speaker 2: Your eyes don't change when you get older. No, they No,
Speaker 2: they came out a little bit when she's young. They
Speaker 2: were like sunk in it's very odd.
Speaker 3: She kind of looks like somebody who's famous.
Speaker 4: Now okay, well check check the other the next photo,
Speaker 4: the next photo.
Speaker 2: Okay, now is this a little sexier for you, Blake?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude, Yeah, that's not bad. But I'm still
Speaker 2: going to this one in the red Blazer.
Speaker 4: From this the Red Blazer, she's in her seventies.
Speaker 2: She looks good. I mean, she looks looks good. She
Speaker 2: looks like Barbara Bush.
Speaker 4: Dude, she just looks like she's the assistant principal at
Speaker 4: your high school. Well that's what she looks like. Maybe
Speaker 4: I have a principal king cut. I don't know, do
Speaker 4: you have a hot vice principal?
Speaker 3: Like a guy? You know, like do you guys ever
Speaker 3: watched just shoot me? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know with with David Spade.
Speaker 3: Remember like the old guy who owned the magazine?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh was he? Hella hot?
Speaker 3: He he was like a handsome movie star back in
Speaker 3: the day, was he? I mean? Yeah? Or like mister
Speaker 3: Roper from a Three's company.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 4: I hope, I hope I have the opposite happened where
Speaker 4: like they're like, yeah, had him Devine? Oh yeah, the
Speaker 4: hot older man actor yeah, and they're like he used
Speaker 4: to be kind of like a just deformer regular, kind
Speaker 4: of dumpy looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little guy. Yeah you ever see yeah, you
Speaker 2: ever see? Ever seen pitch perfect one?
Speaker 3: His head was a balloon. He looked like a whoopee cushion. Yo,
Speaker 3: this picture you're posting, Blaze, that's a good one, right
Speaker 3: talk to me. That's a hot number. Okay, so I
Speaker 3: found a hot and maybe, uh Todd, if we can
Speaker 3: mark this photo. I'd love to have this on the
Speaker 3: TII page because this is a hot diddy right here.
Speaker 2: Blake, what where she's in her nineties?
Speaker 3: Let him go, let him cook.
Speaker 2: She's not in her nineties, dude. This black and white
Speaker 2: photo where she's sitting in this fur bed, she's gotta
Speaker 2: she's got a slit up her skirt, she's showing leg.
Speaker 2: She's got to look in her eyes.
Speaker 3: We're back to slits. We're back to slips.
Speaker 2: Well, that that is not what you sent. No, she's
Speaker 2: got look in her eyes like she's about to murder
Speaker 2: your something else, brother, murder your scrot Give me a second.
Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, I see what you're what you sent?
Speaker 2: You see it? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeahbury all right, Yeah, that that almost looks
Speaker 4: like our old house. At him, she might be in
Speaker 4: the fire pit.
Speaker 3: Is that the old couch?
Speaker 2: That might be Yeah, Durs puked in that fire pit
Speaker 2: Night one, remember how we Yeah, that's my boy. What
Speaker 2: I do? That's my boy? Okay.
Speaker 4: So Blake and I rented a house. When we first
Speaker 4: moved in, it was season two of Workaholics. We finally
Speaker 4: were moving out of the Workholics house that we had
Speaker 4: lived in for years prior and then the first season
Speaker 4: spl Hole, We're like, we can afford to rent a
Speaker 4: dope place. We rented this sick place in the Hollywood Hills.
Speaker 2: We weren't done bean roommates yet because we were dumb
Speaker 2: loved the place.
Speaker 4: We still needed another year or two, and we rented
Speaker 4: this sick place. Had to pay cash. It was sketchy,
Speaker 4: like literal cash in an envelope.
Speaker 2: It was weird. Night one, we're like, hey, we got
Speaker 2: a Christen in the new place.
Speaker 4: And by that I mean he just basically Durs comes
Speaker 4: over and we get fucking blackout drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought meant something else.
Speaker 2: What Blake Fock's Isaac or Isaac Fox. I don't fuck him.
Speaker 4: I don't the US and then durs we have a
Speaker 4: sunken in fire pit with like white plush carpet.
Speaker 2: It was strange. It was strange.
Speaker 3: Yes, fur right next to the fireplace is very strange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, right next to the fireplace with like this
Speaker 4: rock wall next to it, like a not like a
Speaker 4: rock climbing wall. You can't climb it. But it was
Speaker 4: like nineteen seventy style. And uh durors puked on the
Speaker 4: white carpet the very first night.
Speaker 5: I curled up in there to sleep. That was where
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll sleep in here. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: just couldn't make it up to the ledge. Could have
Speaker 5: puked on the floor. Should have puked on the floor. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's my take back for today. I wish I could
Speaker 5: take it back.
Speaker 3: And then I think I like went and I rented
Speaker 3: like a shampoo carpet shampooer.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was kind of you. That's so cool. It
Speaker 2: didn't didn't quite work.
Speaker 3: But it didn't.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it never quite looked or smelled.
Speaker 3: I was like, I think this thing needs water, but
Speaker 3: it's due bad because I only paid for an hour
Speaker 3: a man.
Speaker 2: But good on you, brother, good good Yeah mate.
Speaker 3: Hey we got a new locro.
Speaker 2: Switching up? What wait? Hold on, this is important?
Speaker 3: Hold oh, switching years here?
Speaker 2: Now this waitta?
Speaker 3: You guess see what this says that it's important?
Speaker 2: Is it? Mo ito? Hold on? Wow? Does it have
Speaker 2: alcohol or it's just flavored? No?
Speaker 3: But I think that they think you would put some
Speaker 3: rum in here though.
Speaker 2: Oh how does it taste? So what that's like mint
Speaker 2: and Coconut's got.
Speaker 5: A little minty not even any coconut. It's just kind
Speaker 5: of like mint in lime.
Speaker 2: Mohito is mint cane, sugar and lime? Is that it?
Speaker 2: And rum?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So maybe you got ad a little sugar, a
Speaker 3: little rum and rum. Of course you gotta have them rum.
Speaker 3: Does it have rum flavor? And that's a life for me?
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 3: No, it's got no sugar in it. It's it's a
Speaker 3: bubby water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, water, that's the row.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not. I don't think I could drink two
Speaker 3: of these in a row.
Speaker 2: La Croa has really fallen off. I feel like you
Speaker 2: don't see it half as much as you do.
Speaker 3: I got ship on by somebody when I did their
Speaker 3: podcast and they're like, dude.
Speaker 2: You're drinking lacrosse.
Speaker 3: You gotta fucking step your game up, and I was like,
Speaker 3: do I.
Speaker 2: It's old news? What were they on water blue? Sure?
Speaker 2: Waterloo is that? It is Waterloo from our hometown Adham
Speaker 2: of Waterloo, Iowa or uh no, I mean the Waterloo.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm actually from there, and you have never been
Speaker 4: uh fucking water Losers.
Speaker 2: I was born, I was born, I was conceived there.
Speaker 2: Maybe no, you weren't Marshalltown. Maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a different, totally different place. El Dora, Yeah,
Speaker 4: never been. No, no, no, no, it is not. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of Waterloos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of water There's a lot of
Speaker 2: Conquered as well, though at least two, but there's only
Speaker 2: one Waterloo.
Speaker 3: What do we town name talk?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's getting in the weeds with the name talk.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just showing that I know was a Paris
Speaker 2: and Texas that I didn't know that. There's also there's
Speaker 2: a few Pittsburgh's as well. There's a Pittsburgh where I
Speaker 2: grew up. There's a Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, as we famously know.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of really.
Speaker 3: There's a Pittsburgh outside of Conquered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right over the hill. That's where Wieners Snitchell was.
Speaker 3: That makes no sense.
Speaker 2: We wien Er sentil? How do you say it? I remember,
Speaker 2: man's brain is Weiener central. I remember I remember getting
Speaker 2: roasted quite a bit about the way. I say, Wiener Snitchell?
Speaker 2: What how is it? Said? Wiener sl Well, it's not
Speaker 2: it's not snitch schel, it's schnitz It's Snitchel, Schnitzel, Schnitzel.
Speaker 2: I say Wiener Schnitzel.
Speaker 3: No, you say Wiener Snitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Snitchell, Wiener Snitchell. But it's Wiener Schnitzel, Wiener ship.
Speaker 3: Are you for real?
Speaker 2: Fam Wiener ship? What is it? Wiener?
Speaker 3: What is wiener Weener Schnitzel Schnitzel? That's what I said. No,
Speaker 3: it's not Wiener Schnitzel. You say Wiener shit SnO, dude.
Speaker 2: You're not say Wiener ships.
Speaker 3: No running back the take back wi.
Speaker 2: S so like so this sup it up?
Speaker 4: It's from one town over from your town and you
Speaker 4: don't you don't know, no, bitch, Yeah, one town over
Speaker 4: from your hometown. Yes, yes, conquered in Pittsburgh, California. Yes,
Speaker 4: And you do not know how to pronounce it, and
Speaker 4: you've never said it.
Speaker 2: Right, Wiener schnitzel. That's pretty good. Yeah, wizl. Well, now
Speaker 2: you're not you see how you're pulling it back. It's
Speaker 2: because you're not confident. Yeah, it's one of my favorite
Speaker 2: fast food restaurants and I yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: What do you get when you go chili dog?
Speaker 2: Was that with chili caa eyes? And I used to
Speaker 2: get the Western dog?
Speaker 3: But then would you say? He said air and silly
Speaker 3: the Western dog?
Speaker 2: But they changed the recipe a little bit with the
Speaker 2: Western dog, and oh.
Speaker 3: How dare they?
Speaker 4: And let me guess, when you go there, you make
Speaker 4: sure to take a lot of photos, post post about it.
Speaker 2: Salad uh be like, oh here, I mean I do?
Speaker 2: I do love it and I would shout it out
Speaker 2: all day. Also, the one in Burbank actually serves beer,
Speaker 2: which is pretty freaking cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. And are they all a frame buildings?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Not all of them, but the good ones are they
Speaker 2: like are shaped like a steeple. You know, it's really cool.
Speaker 4: Now it's a hot dog stand, pretty girls, pretty disgusting,
Speaker 4: not good at true gut bomb, yeah, true gut bomb.
Speaker 2: I love it. I think it's delicious. I actually auditioned.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that show? That was like Studio sixty
Speaker 2: or it.
Speaker 4: Was something like that, and yeah on the Sunset strip, Yeah,
Speaker 4: on the Sunset Strip. So I had an audition for
Speaker 4: that show. And that was the first time I ever
Speaker 4: had an audition for like a real TV show. And
Speaker 4: it was that's when NBC was in Burbank. Directly across
Speaker 4: the street was that Wiener Schnitzel.
Speaker 2: And I went there.
Speaker 4: You did not go before eight lunch there before?
Speaker 2: Dude, My ass was puckering.
Speaker 4: He was like, like the ship was like, oh, it
Speaker 4: didn't go well, dude.
Speaker 2: They were like ask me. They're like, yeah, okay, let's
Speaker 2: have fun, play with it. Let's have fun with it.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, I can't play with it.
Speaker 2: I gotta go, like you sure?
Speaker 3: I do love that. Adam was like, and then I'm
Speaker 3: gonna drop it into the jazz splitz. I can't do.
Speaker 3: If I do this, I'm gonna fucking shit my fans.
Speaker 2: They're like, and we're looking at your resume. It says
Speaker 2: you are groundling, You're very good at improv me. Can
Speaker 2: you just play with the lines a little bit?
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything else right now. I'm good
Speaker 3: And here it says you can touch your toes while standing.
Speaker 2: Can you good have good?
Speaker 3: Do they do cheese fries? There is that their thing.
Speaker 2: They do chili cheese ry.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: They do every bad choice that, like any fast food
Speaker 4: place has ever made.
Speaker 2: Wiener Stinzl has decided to do them all.
Speaker 3: Adam exactly.
Speaker 4: They're like, we're gonna do all the gross ship that
Speaker 4: you don't want to have done to your fries or
Speaker 4: your hot dog.
Speaker 2: Crazy, We're gonna do all of.
Speaker 3: It, Adam. To that point, how does it stay open?
Speaker 3: How does it flourish?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Teenagers, yeah, people with bad taste, buttons no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. Every time you go in there, it's always
Speaker 2: like people saddest, oldest people. It's always people.
Speaker 3: It's people over sixty yeah, and then me and my boys,
Speaker 3: Oh what a cool hang.
Speaker 4: Over sixty thousand BMI or whatever we got.
Speaker 3: We go for candidates. No, it's my last one. Everyone
Speaker 3: there is like, this is my last.
Speaker 2: One, my last one.
Speaker 3: I better not see you back here, buddy.
Speaker 2: These are men who have been through the world. They've
Speaker 2: tried everything, men who have made bad choices.
Speaker 4: No, make no choice.
Speaker 2: They've tried meals from around the world, and they keep
Speaker 2: coming back to the best meal and it's Wiener Schnitzel,
Speaker 2: which is such a good point.
Speaker 5: Dude, it's I don't know, man, I'm not a fan
Speaker 5: of the chili style that they do there, Like I
Speaker 5: don't like that style of chili.
Speaker 2: No, bean, it's no being chili. It's no being chili.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, like Tommy's Hamburgers. I remember getting taken there
Speaker 3: when I moved to La.
Speaker 2: No, that's gross.
Speaker 5: You guys are crazy, and people are like this is official,
Speaker 5: like now you're from LA and I took a bite
Speaker 5: and I was like, diary, DIARYA.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you guys are crazy. You guys. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I'm revoking your man card right now because you
Speaker 2: guys do not like good Adam.
Speaker 3: People with lots think there's man cards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it doesn't even exist.
Speaker 2: What people knows there isn't one, because I'd have it
Speaker 2: bull crap, dude. If there's I don't know what Isaac
Speaker 2: gave me there.
Speaker 3: I think I.
Speaker 5: Wrote something once where someone carried around a literal man card. Remember,
Speaker 5: Someone's like, I don't think those exists, and I go,
Speaker 5: they don't. This person made it for themselves. This is
Speaker 5: the joke.
Speaker 2: It's an official TV Man card.
Speaker 3: And they were like, I don't get it, and I go, well,
Speaker 3: don't buy it.
Speaker 2: Then I guess and I won't. Man, you guys are tripping.
Speaker 2: I will say that it's really funny. But okay, Wiener
Speaker 2: Snitchell does make like like cought dogs, like fish stick dogs,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I will say, that's going a little
Speaker 2: far see and you're now you're making my point. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: they do have some items that are questionable.
Speaker 4: So maybe we make a list of the worst past
Speaker 4: food places that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, here we go and at the top, do
Speaker 3: we say the top is the worst?
Speaker 2: Yes? Is the number one for me? No? Sorry, dude,
Speaker 2: it just it ain't it for me. It ain't it
Speaker 2: no for me.
Speaker 3: Well, so okay, wait, so adam, adam, you've you've made
Speaker 3: your point very clear. So Blake, what what's worse than
Speaker 3: Wiener Schnitzel, Just so we know where you're coming from.
Speaker 2: The worst fast food restaurant? I know what.
Speaker 3: I actually had the first the worst fast food experience
Speaker 3: I've ever had, I had with Blake. Do you remember
Speaker 3: it was unreal? Yes?
Speaker 2: But I think I think it was rare. I think
Speaker 2: that was a rare case.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 2: If i'm thinking about what I'm thinking about Popeyes, was
Speaker 2: it on Yeah, Popeyes on Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a Popeyes incident.
Speaker 2: It was not good.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget it.
Speaker 4: Well, Popeyes, I would say eighty percent of all Popeyes
Speaker 4: are the worst.
Speaker 2: The cause of diary.
Speaker 3: If you can find you a good Popeyes.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's just in the South. In the South, no,
Speaker 4: I know what, that's where they're good. Anywhere outside of
Speaker 4: the South.
Speaker 2: There's a Burbank location that is cracking. It's cracking.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: This is an unpopular choice, but I'll say Jack in
Speaker 4: the box.
Speaker 2: I think it's fucking gross. I've never had a good experience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what, I agree.
Speaker 3: I used to eat so much of that shit, but
Speaker 3: it is I yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not a jack guy. It's a little Oh Del Taco, No,
Speaker 2: Del Taco's flamethrow Taco's good, dude, Dey'll Talker's good.
Speaker 3: Del Taco's whack? What Del Taco's zero flavor?
Speaker 4: It just was it just was rated best fast food Science.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they take pride.
Speaker 3: By who this dick?
Speaker 5: What what Del Taco has no flavor.
Speaker 3: Every time I go there, I'm like, why am I
Speaker 3: chewing on this paper? Away? Add sauce? Is the meal
Speaker 3: you add sauce? I might add sauce to you? Come here?
Speaker 4: I wish it was you would July twenty sixth of
Speaker 4: last year and the kt LA that is Los Angeles
Speaker 4: Local News.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait before, since we're talking to a nerd who
Speaker 3: went to high school with Isaac.
Speaker 4: Chick fil A has been dethroned as America's favorite fast
Speaker 4: food chain, according to a recent fast food poll conducted
Speaker 4: by USA Today. In the popular chain knowns for his
Speaker 4: chicken sandwich iss waff of pies, maca Cheese has been
Speaker 4: bumped to third on the list. Number one Del Taco,
Speaker 4: whoa right? Number two this is it's it's a questionable list.
Speaker 4: Number two is KFC.
Speaker 2: I haven't been in a long time. I haven't been
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 4: Top three is Chick fil A, Four is in and out.
Speaker 2: At five is Hearty's.
Speaker 3: This list is already yeah, this list is already sorry.
Speaker 4: Well, this list is l A specific obviously because it's
Speaker 4: it's a USA Today.
Speaker 2: But Del Taco's not anywhere except California.
Speaker 4: I believe, no, no, no, no, it's all. It's nationwide now.
Speaker 3: And we don't have hearties though Del Talko is nationwide.
Speaker 3: Oh hold up, hold up, hold everyone who likes Del
Speaker 3: Tacos is sorry.
Speaker 4: Grew up, grew up by they grew up liking Delta.
Speaker 3: These are the people who think that in and Out
Speaker 3: fries are crazy, and you're like, Del Taco fries are
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 2: The fact that they have fries is last. No, that's cool, dude.
Speaker 5: What else did they have? Fucking like sour dough? Fucking dumplings?
Speaker 5: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: King, dude, Keep cooking, keep cooking. So this uh blake, blake,
Speaker 2: what's the worst one?
Speaker 3: Keep cooking? What's the worst?
Speaker 2: Keep cooking. He just becomes like a sassy fucking gen zer.
Speaker 2: Keep cooking, yas queen. Yes it's fire.
Speaker 3: Sorry bro, I sorry, my least favorite, least either one, least.
Speaker 2: Favorite, my wiste favorite. I don't love Burger King, dude,
Speaker 2: of course not.
Speaker 3: This is fine. You can say these things.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I like Burger King, I like the I
Speaker 4: have a lot.
Speaker 2: Of these places in the years, so I don't know
Speaker 2: if they if they've changed their.
Speaker 4: It seems like Dell Taco must have changed, because I
Speaker 4: remember it just being like decent fast food, like I
Speaker 4: you know, you get the chicken taco and it was
Speaker 4: it was better than Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: This is the thing fast food restaurants. They're all not great,
Speaker 2: but if you know your order, you find your items,
Speaker 2: you can you can go like Burger King. That's the
Speaker 2: one place where I'm not sure what I get if
Speaker 2: I go to Jagon Box, which I'm not a huge
Speaker 2: fan of. I like their egg rolls, and I like
Speaker 2: their monster tacos.
Speaker 3: The tacos from Jack and the Crack.
Speaker 2: They're fucking wild.
Speaker 3: Their life change when you're twenty two. They're they're game
Speaker 3: changers because.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh no, I always thought they were garbage.
Speaker 2: They're wild, they have a slice of cheese. They're so
Speaker 2: bad they're good. That's what makes them good.
Speaker 3: I forgot Did I talk about how I went to
Speaker 3: Applebee's the other day on the way back from Oregon driving?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you did. You didn't hit Anderson's
Speaker 2: piece doop disappointed.
Speaker 3: Cruise By cruised right by that, but took the famed Applebee's. Okay,
Speaker 3: you guys, you guys, what what now?
Speaker 5: It's so it's it's not even bad. It's like what gross,
Speaker 5: It's like gross.
Speaker 4: What disupport Well yeah, well, well what sucks is you
Speaker 4: used to eat good in the neighborhood and now I
Speaker 4: feel Chili's with their fun jingles that have really taken
Speaker 4: over the fast casual space.
Speaker 3: And good for Chili's, Chili's for life.
Speaker 2: Oh dude.
Speaker 4: The Chili's is legit, legit. Oh Chilies is pound down.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: And the and Applebee's had them in the nineties. I
Speaker 4: feel like you were fucking you. Go to the the Applebee's, baby.
Speaker 3: It was a real bummer. A lot of places have
Speaker 3: slipped because I'm like, this is what people are eating
Speaker 3: a lot of places. And dude, it was gnarli.
Speaker 2: What did you get? I need to know the order?
Speaker 3: I mean, I got a I got there, like the
Speaker 3: prime rib whatever sandwich, like the what do they call
Speaker 3: it where you dip in the horse radish? What do
Speaker 3: they call it? Oh jhu, what are they called it?
Speaker 2: Beef tip, beef dip, the beef dip.
Speaker 3: I got the beef dip and then I got like
Speaker 3: some boneless wings to like kick it off. It was
Speaker 3: ch This is.
Speaker 2: Just with your like little kids. And your wife. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you get boneless wings to kick it off. I love
Speaker 2: you theres You're the best.
Speaker 3: What else would I get? My kids love boneless one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kicking it off starting.
Speaker 3: But here's what I Here's where I thought I was
Speaker 3: gonna be fun. You say, kids, what do you want
Speaker 3: to kick it off with? I go, we're kicking it off, kids,
Speaker 3: and here's how we're kicking it. But here's how I
Speaker 3: try to kick it off further. I thought I was
Speaker 3: like the fun dad. I ordered what is essentially like
Speaker 3: a Shirley temple, but they add pop rocks to it.
Speaker 2: The cause of diarrhea. Son.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I got a seven year old, eleven year old.
Speaker 3: I think they're going to be like WHOA eleven year
Speaker 3: old instantly goes, that's disgusting.
Speaker 5: Seven seven year old sees it and he goes, what
Speaker 5: are those things? I go, it's candy, and he's like
Speaker 5: that's gross.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, I mean I kind of am
Speaker 4: questioning your children right now.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I tried it.
Speaker 2: It tastes normal.
Speaker 3: But the fact that they're like, let's put pop rocks
Speaker 3: into a Shirley temple.
Speaker 4: Dude, that sounds dope to me, dude.
Speaker 5: I know, but it ended up it ended up being real,
Speaker 5: real diabetes.
Speaker 2: Like diabetes diabetes. It just was like it was like,
Speaker 2: am I drinking this for real?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: You guys have this on a menu for real.
Speaker 4: There's a guy that I, for whatever reason, my algorithm
Speaker 4: is like, you're gonna like this, and I don't.
Speaker 2: But I watched like eighty videos, so you so you
Speaker 2: love guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the video of Isaac fucking Blake, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: He did not record it.
Speaker 4: No, the like my life has a soda addict guy
Speaker 4: and he's just like he has a garage floor to
Speaker 4: ceiling of sodas and he crushes one hundred cans of
Speaker 4: soda to day and maybe more.
Speaker 2: That's not good. And he's but it's all like zero's
Speaker 2: and like no sugar.
Speaker 3: Sure doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Your boobs are huge, but you're like, this guy's gonna
Speaker 4: fucking die. He's gonna die. Dude, that's too much.
Speaker 2: That's chemical overload.
Speaker 3: You think that's too much at them?
Speaker 2: I do? I do. That's too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's chemical overload. Whatever is the zero about it?
Speaker 3: Even if there's no sugar. Yeah, the replacement sweetener is
Speaker 3: gonna do worse.
Speaker 2: Well, even dude, even if it was full. I mean
Speaker 2: both ways.
Speaker 4: If you have too much of one thing, you know,
Speaker 4: whether it's sixty cups of coffee or a bunch of
Speaker 4: zequill every night, or if.
Speaker 3: You unless it's circle, it's too much. Yeah, unless it's
Speaker 3: one hundred cups of circle, it's too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. Which I'm hooked by the way, Adam,
Speaker 2: I'm in now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been sipping on your circle. I have du
Speaker 4: good dude at night. Daddy sipped his circle at night. Oh,
Speaker 4: don't touch daddy's circle, Daddy, it's a mohito flavor. I'm
Speaker 4: changing lives over here. My neighbor's having some work done
Speaker 4: in his house, and the guy who's doing the work
Speaker 4: as a sweet man. He's always like, very friendly. He's
Speaker 4: very nice to us when we have bo out in
Speaker 4: the backyard or whatever. And you know, uh, and he's like, hey, so.
Speaker 2: Uh you're commercial.
Speaker 4: We saw your commercial and I have a nine year
Speaker 4: old and I said, oh, I uh, I know that guy,
Speaker 4: and and your circle water bottle commercial came on and
Speaker 4: my son was like, oh, I want a water bottle.
Speaker 2: So I went out and bottom one. He loves it.
Speaker 4: He's the coolest kid at school because I got him
Speaker 4: this circle water bottle and then I hooked him up
Speaker 4: with like one hundred flavors.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's a bit, dude. I love this power
Speaker 2: because for whatever.
Speaker 3: Reason, power it's a privilege.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the privilege. It's the power to have to have
Speaker 2: a privilege. You'd like to see. It's a superpower. Do
Speaker 2: you want to see your kid again?
Speaker 4: No, because I'm making dads looks so fucking good, dude,
Speaker 4: like McBride and his kids. Uh, his kids love it.
Speaker 4: So I've hooked them up with a bunch and and
Speaker 4: uh Blake's daughter, she was like, thank you so much
Speaker 4: for the kissing the ring.
Speaker 2: They love it. They love the circle. The power. You're
Speaker 2: like the godfather, dude. She was like, you're like the godfather.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what was uh what was it when our age?
Speaker 4: Like now, these kids like fucking water bottles like hot rocks,
Speaker 4: which is bizarre to me, But what was our ship?
Speaker 2: Firecrackers?
Speaker 4: Those firecrackers, it was like throwing stars and fire crackers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, sir, pri Son. Here's a Katana grappling.
Speaker 2: Well, you're saying what what liquids did we consume?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it must have been like like squeeze its where
Speaker 4: you twist off the top and you squeeze its were
Speaker 4: off the chain and surge energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Capri son, squeeze it.
Speaker 5: I see, I mean Ecto coolers, the king of all right,
Speaker 5: Oh fucking Ecto cooler, Baby, Ecto cooler.
Speaker 2: I see was off the fucking chain, bro fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3: And so we're talking right now. I just want to
Speaker 3: get this clear. Right now, we're talking about what liquids,
Speaker 3: what beverages by child, The best that was to be
Speaker 3: given to by a strange grown up back in the day,
Speaker 3: potentially was in the commercial.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's that's a that's a little niche. That's
Speaker 2: a little niche.
Speaker 4: I was just saying, because these kids love Circle water bottles. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like, did we have anything like that that was
Speaker 4: like it was it's almost like a status flex, but
Speaker 4: like it wasn't really.
Speaker 3: There was no there was no bottle to anything. You
Speaker 3: just drank water from the waterfountin. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or yeah, I feel like we're a thing. Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Trapper keepers were a flex. Scratch and sniff stickers.
Speaker 4: Well, I remember like my parents, they like, I don't
Speaker 4: know if they couldn't afford sunny D or what the
Speaker 4: fuck it hang up was with this sunny D. But
Speaker 4: I remember always asking for sunny D and then it'd
Speaker 4: be his mom would come home after you know, grocery shopping,
Speaker 4: and it'd be some knockoff, knockoff sunny D and You're like,
Speaker 4: this isn't what I want and she's like, it's the
Speaker 4: same thing, and I'm like, Mom, it's not the same thing.
Speaker 2: Because we're having a sleepover.
Speaker 4: I wanted this Sonny D in the fridge so I
Speaker 4: could be like, you guys want some sunny DE or
Speaker 4: some purple stuff, and we all go, we gotta after
Speaker 4: Sonny D.
Speaker 2: It's literally the commercial you were literally trying to. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to do the commercial like purple stuff. Fucking
Speaker 2: OJ Sean william Scott was in that commercial.
Speaker 3: Really, WHOA, I'm almost hey, not even surprised a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a legendary commercial, the sunny D commercial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Seawan Williams Scott, Yes, Sunning Delight commercial.
Speaker 2: Yes, And what was the what was the deal with
Speaker 2: Sonny Delight because it wasn't orange juice? What was it
Speaker 2: like sugar was like.
Speaker 3: It was an orange juice substitute that was actually just
Speaker 3: worse for you.
Speaker 2: You're worse than orange juice, ye, but delicious.
Speaker 3: It was like how they had a margarine for a while,
Speaker 3: They're like, Margarin's better than you for butter, and then
Speaker 3: it turned out margin was actually horrible for you and.
Speaker 2: Margarine.
Speaker 3: But where do you find margarine?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't, I use, I use, I can't believe
Speaker 2: it's not butter. No, that's what I feel. That's exact.
Speaker 4: That's margin, right, Yeah, it has to be so it's
Speaker 4: bad for you.
Speaker 2: Well, for sure, it's good for you. Yeah. Really, Oops,
Speaker 2: you are so dumb. Did you do a lot of that?
Speaker 2: Who cares? Who gives a ship?
Speaker 3: Did you think? Did your families use frozen orange juice?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh? And the that that's like from the seventies three, no, eighties, nineties,
Speaker 4: like you.
Speaker 5: Would have to crack it open and like pour water
Speaker 5: and like make it yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just life was just hard as fuck.
Speaker 2: Life was so hard it came in a cardboard cardboard can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't have to find that anymore? Does that
Speaker 4: not exist?
Speaker 5: It has to I don't like a costco you could
Speaker 5: get it, but I don't know my grocer freezer.
Speaker 2: Are you sure? You gotta really look?
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like that has to still exist, right,
Speaker 4: I would still got that.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just concentrates.
Speaker 3: But are people doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well maybe if you're making like a like a punch,
Speaker 2: like a like a party.
Speaker 3: Drink, you're inventing scenarios where regular orangs do still work.
Speaker 2: I remember you would.
Speaker 4: You would crack it open, then you'd take a spoon
Speaker 4: to it, and you're like, this is fucking concentrated, delicious way.
Speaker 2: You'd eat it like like a treat. Absolutely, that's genius.
Speaker 2: I want to do that tonight. Absolutely. I did it,
Speaker 2: Like it's.
Speaker 3: So good, go to go home, crack open. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have diabetes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have diabetes real quickly. I got a yeah
Speaker 2: for whatever.
Speaker 4: These kids they like water bottles now, I think maybe
Speaker 4: because all of their moms are like addicted to have
Speaker 4: in Stanley cups or like you're allowed to bring water
Speaker 4: bottles into school. I feel like if you were to
Speaker 4: try to bring a water bottle into school, you that's
Speaker 4: you can't bring that into school. One of your kids
Speaker 4: like they're not going to allow you to just have
Speaker 4: your own drink.
Speaker 5: I remember when they started to let us do that,
Speaker 5: and me and my buddy John we started making kool
Speaker 5: Aid in the back of the class we would bring
Speaker 5: because you could only fill it with water, and then
Speaker 5: we would just like dump the kool Aid packs into it, dude,
Speaker 5: and we would suck up and get the ones without
Speaker 5: the sugar by accident. I remember, I'm sorry because you
Speaker 5: had to add sugar. I mean, dude, life was hard
Speaker 5: back then. I don't know super sour.
Speaker 2: That ship was super sour though, it was like it
Speaker 2: was like sour powder. We used to remember they come
Speaker 2: in the sour super sour. Remember they'd come in the
Speaker 2: the plastic like grenades and then we would shake them
Speaker 2: really hard and then you'd open them and then inhale
Speaker 2: the fumes of the kool Aid. Whoa boy, this is
Speaker 2: one I need Kyle here. Kyle used the fucking do
Speaker 2: you remember used to huff that ship?
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: You remember the kids that would snort pixie sticks? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I was one of them.
Speaker 3: You were.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for day, dude, I'd be taking fat lines. Okay,
Speaker 2: it didn't transfer. I don't do coke, so it was.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I guess probably like if you do that
Speaker 3: as a kid, you're less likely to do coke later
Speaker 3: because you're.
Speaker 2: Like, I've already lived that life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I fucking burn the shit out of my ear.
Speaker 2: I gotta have my system. I was snorting so much
Speaker 2: Pixies dust that I'm cool now.
Speaker 4: Well I didn't do that, but I definitely would with
Speaker 4: a mechanical pencil, would put all the lead out and
Speaker 4: then act like I'm injecting myself see all day, and
Speaker 4: I'll admit it. I don't even do heroine goofee. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so yeah, you're right, you gotta start him young.
Speaker 3: Sounds like it did.
Speaker 2: There's always time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, What the fuck is wrong with kids where
Speaker 3: they're just like shooting up the lead pencils?
Speaker 4: Dude, if there was one drug that you don't do, well,
Speaker 4: none of us are drug guys, luckily.
Speaker 2: I wish so like which drug would be?
Speaker 4: If if we're going to pick a drug and this
Speaker 4: is your you gotta be you gotta ride this with
Speaker 4: this drug, Which drugg are you going to get on
Speaker 4: board with? And it can't even be cocaine because I
Speaker 4: feel like cocaine is like people doesn't care it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: People do cocaine.
Speaker 3: Why doesn't it count?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just I think it's like people, it's like
Speaker 2: socially acceptable. I mean, it isn't.
Speaker 3: So this has to be something I don't even know what.
Speaker 4: But it has to be like you're doing your You're
Speaker 4: like abusing ketamine or some ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, let me okay, I'm studying it.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, am I overseas, hang on, I'm abusing
Speaker 3: ket mean okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: What are those sticks they like chew in like the
Speaker 2: Middle East. There's like these sticks that they chew.
Speaker 5: That's that's not drugs though. My my buddy used to
Speaker 5: bring those home from France. He was like a French kid,
Speaker 5: and they just chew on a stick France. It's like
Speaker 5: a licorice taste.
Speaker 2: I thought it was drug. Remember how Isaac says France Fronce, Fronce.
Speaker 2: That's a very o c.
Speaker 3: There wants chill. I'll talk about No.
Speaker 2: I guess I would go like ayahuasca, like just do
Speaker 2: that all.
Speaker 3: The time, over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but you can't do ayahuasca. All I'm talking,
Speaker 4: I'm talking, this is habitual. You're constantly doing this?
Speaker 3: What would you do, Adam? Just so we understand heroin,
Speaker 3: I mean talking about you.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't do Heroin. I would do some version
Speaker 2: of speed wah.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so meth essentially, you would do meth essentially?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, but I would do it where they didn't,
Speaker 4: where they didn't used to call it meth.
Speaker 2: They would call it ice.
Speaker 4: You know, they had a cooler name for it, dream Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Blue ice. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, so the premise of this question is like, how
Speaker 5: do you want to die?
Speaker 2: No, he's just asking will we do?
Speaker 5: If you're saying, like, what lifestyle do you want? Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're kind of lifestyle math, I mean math. You're like,
Speaker 5: it's go to that's.
Speaker 3: What you want to be on?
Speaker 2: Just running around butt naked in the freeway. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: like tie the band down and I have a bunch
Speaker 2: of LSD like on my forehead and just going for it.
Speaker 2: And but what do you is that?
Speaker 3: How gets absorbed on your skin before.
Speaker 2: It you can?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's like in that movie SLC Punk where
Speaker 4: he's he has all the sheets of acid in his
Speaker 4: pants pockets and then he's running through the uh, the
Speaker 4: yard and the sprinkler goes off crouch and then he's just.
Speaker 3: This is Matthew Lillard. Yeah, grateful of gods, don't give him.
Speaker 4: Matthew Willard is the best and the cast I mean, okay, good,
Speaker 4: the fact that he's not current, he's not one of
Speaker 4: those guys that some huge director has tapped to just
Speaker 4: bring back, you know how, like uh, I mean, Tarantino
Speaker 4: would always do that, like some actor that you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: whatever happened to them? And then he brings them back
Speaker 4: and then there is good, if not better than you've
Speaker 4: ever seen them. And Matthew Lillard is so fucking talented
Speaker 4: and so such a specific character, like he's so good.
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy is a superstar.
Speaker 3: You thinks star and Tarantinos the next movie.
Speaker 2: I hope. So I hope. So if not, maybe we
Speaker 2: can get him in something that we do. They're saying
Speaker 2: that he is cast in the new Daredevil show, so
Speaker 2: that's exciting. Good.
Speaker 5: He's still shaggy. I believe he's still shaggy. I think
Speaker 5: I was watching Scooby the other day and he still
Speaker 5: voices Shaggy.
Speaker 2: Oh well great, which I mean he fucking nails it.
Speaker 3: I mean he's been doing that. For a long time,
Speaker 3: maybe longer than Casey Casey.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I forgot that he's shaggy. That's so cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Paul Walterhauser. I ran in him, very talented
Speaker 4: actor for a funny, very funny guy. It's gonna place
Speaker 4: Chris Farley in Chris Farley biopic. That's right, which is?
Speaker 4: Which is fucking awesome. He has a tattoo that says
Speaker 4: short and no. It says short and Farley and Stern
Speaker 4: and and then like Daniel Stern exactly dude, and he goes,
Speaker 4: he goes, this is And when I read it, I'm
Speaker 4: so glad that I thought Daniel Stern and not Howard Stern,
Speaker 4: because he goes, well, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And he says Varney on.
Speaker 4: His arm and best earnest Jim Varney, and he goes,
Speaker 4: it's Daniel Stern, not Howard, and I go weirdly, I'm
Speaker 4: so happy that I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I was thinking Daniel Stern. So he has great comedic
Speaker 2: taste because great, like you was crazy dude.
Speaker 5: Class on my penis, I have tattooed Paul Walter.
Speaker 3: It was gonna be Paul Walter Houser.
Speaker 2: But I you ran out of room. Could you go
Speaker 2: down the other side? Could have wrapped it around, dude,
Speaker 2: you could have looked it around a few times. No,
Speaker 2: you you still ran out of the guy.
Speaker 3: The guy said I The guy said he could. The
Speaker 3: guy said I can't.
Speaker 2: Really, He goes it's science.
Speaker 3: I can't figure it out, and I go, that's all right,
Speaker 3: And so he only charged me per letter instead.
Speaker 2: That's too bad, dude.
Speaker 4: The fact that you're you're being real stingy at these
Speaker 4: points one of my favorite bits.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Normally I'm not advocating for durs to get more points
Speaker 4: because because on tour you were real.
Speaker 2: You were throwing those out there pretty.
Speaker 3: Loose fast and loose loose fast and news.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm just listening.
Speaker 3: So sorry, one more time. It is it's Martin Short.
Speaker 4: I don't remember them all. I maybe Isaac remembers a
Speaker 4: few more of them, because Isaac was with me.
Speaker 3: Was there like more than seven?
Speaker 2: No? There was, like, yeah, maybe there was six or seven? Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe there was Harley Short, Stern, Varney, Marnie Herman, Harry Simler,
Speaker 2: maybe Herman, yeah, Carrie Carrie was I believe.
Speaker 4: Harry drug then maybe Sandler Rogan, Joe Yeah, yeah, very nowadays,
Speaker 4: uh Bamford, Maria trow Tig.
Speaker 3: She just had a comedy special come out the other day,
Speaker 3: was Adam.
Speaker 2: Guess what that's for you? Brother?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Dog, Thanks.
Speaker 3: She's hell of funny, he is he is healthy, super funny,
Speaker 3: super funny, super funny. That's a legend right there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she just had a Hulu special come out.
Speaker 2: Oh so no, Todd looked it up.
Speaker 4: It's short Stern Farley, Varney, Carrie and Williams.
Speaker 2: Yes, Robin for Sric.
Speaker 4: Okay, a pretty pretty sick list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who's on your list?
Speaker 3: Who's your two? Who's on your Let's just do five?
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. Give Isaac some points.
Speaker 2: That's what'd he right? He said, Drew Carrey.
Speaker 4: And by the way, and I'm not no shots fired
Speaker 4: to get Drew Carrey. Very funny guy. But if it's carry,
Speaker 4: it's there's one carry it's jim It's Jimothy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: my friend Jimithy Carrey.
Speaker 2: Who are your five? What do you do? Like of all?
Speaker 2: It's hard because like I feel like there's new people
Speaker 2: that are really funny.
Speaker 3: But who who's new that you would tattoo on your arm.
Speaker 2: It'd be Farley. I want to get Carrie, Uh, Murphy Sandler, not.
Speaker 4: Doing Murphy Williams, soriad Serena Venus.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're leaving out, Mike, Mike Myers.
Speaker 3: I got Morana's Candy Fox, Murray and who else?
Speaker 2: Candace? Who's Candace Candy? Oh Candy, John Candy, John Candy Candy?
Speaker 3: So sorry, sorry sor sorry Moranas?
Speaker 2: Rick moranis Moranas.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a wild candy Candy, John Fox, Jamie Jamie,
Speaker 3: Marie Bill. And then you're you're.
Speaker 2: Much older than us.
Speaker 4: I'm now seeing that you're much much older than us.
Speaker 2: Dude, what about like freaking Will Ferrell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's and you're gonna have your turn blake.
Speaker 3: So then you could say, yeah, I'm gonna think on
Speaker 3: my last one.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. It's like I have two
Speaker 2: sections because like pardon me, wants to say like Will Ferrell,
Speaker 2: Zach Allifanakis, like those are like new school. But like
Speaker 2: if I'm saying, like what birthed me is like Jim Carrey,
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler, Chris Barley.
Speaker 3: I think that's what he's kind of saying I.
Speaker 4: Think you have to say your formative comics, okay, because
Speaker 4: these are all names of comedic actors that sort of
Speaker 4: formed him.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, right, so I would say Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey,
Speaker 3: Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you can't copy my list, dude, dude, we're
Speaker 2: the same school.
Speaker 3: It's fine. You guys are overlapped.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well here's where I zag it's bad. Okay, I like.
Speaker 3: Okay, and Leslie Leslie Nielsen solid I like it very
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 2: Thank you. So you're leaving off Mike Myers. Then I
Speaker 2: hated doing that. I hated doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I got my last one.
Speaker 3: Who's kind of a sleeper, but like Amy Sedaris is
Speaker 3: just super funny to me, okay, like Strangers with Andy
Speaker 3: very old timer. Well, I mean in that case, it's
Speaker 3: an all timer.
Speaker 4: In that last Action Hero audiobook that I had read
Speaker 4: or listened to, uh, they had said that the movies
Speaker 4: that they have turned down, and I think it was
Speaker 4: Arnold turned down. How I married? And so I married
Speaker 4: an axe murderer.
Speaker 2: WHOA that would be a much different movie.
Speaker 4: A much different movie, right, I love learning shit like that?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, whoa mom. Yeah, whenever they do those alternate
Speaker 2: like who they were going to cast, like how there's
Speaker 2: the whole Chris Farley Shrek. I heard another one the
Speaker 2: other day that, like, I was like, holy ship, that
Speaker 2: would have been so crazy. Dude. When I was on
Speaker 2: Christ's podcast last time, he was like he was.
Speaker 4: Like, so what roles have you passed? Like turned down?
Speaker 4: That ended up just being like such a hit.
Speaker 2: And I'm like literally never, like.
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't get offers like, dude, if it's
Speaker 4: good enough, I'm probably I'm gonna do it. Dude, I'm
Speaker 4: not getting the April offered. They're not offering me like Shrek.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna be Shrek, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean?
Speaker 3: If anything, you were gonna be the Bull and then
Speaker 3: John Cena swooped you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if anything, I get fired off the project for
Speaker 4: someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3: I mean Sina dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll quick the podcast. I'll quit the podcast.
Speaker 3: It's kind of crushing.
Speaker 2: So we're doing New School.
Speaker 3: I go Will Ferrell, Zach Alvinakis, Johnston, No, you don't, Tim,
Speaker 3: Tim high Decker and and.
Speaker 2: You ran out because it's mine. My new School would.
Speaker 4: Be you, Adam, thank you, Adam Vine, thank you. My
Speaker 4: new school would be Blake Anderson unders.
Speaker 3: Home Damn yeah, Big Bride fairal Oh McBride's so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bride's so good.
Speaker 3: Bride's on the mixed Bride's yet you did yours, so
Speaker 3: I'm doing mine.
Speaker 2: Oh but that's a great call.
Speaker 3: This is news school.
Speaker 2: Kick you off Stiller, Stiller, Dealer's great.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm taking Amy's and love you. Stiller's on there
Speaker 5: for sure because he's just the quadruple.
Speaker 2: Or Jack Black.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 4: of guys that you know.
Speaker 2: There's so much good. That was one thing we didn't
Speaker 2: even talk about, Like what the did we talk about
Speaker 2: the SNEL fiftieth. It was just like, there's so many
Speaker 2: comedians that I'm just like, God, these guys all fucking I.
Speaker 3: Thought it was super duper duper funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have watched SNL in months years and uh, you
Speaker 4: are so dumb. I have watched it, muars and I U
Speaker 4: I really loved it.
Speaker 2: They fucking crushed it, dude. It was I would love
Speaker 2: to give flowers.
Speaker 4: I think this is safe to give flowers to the
Speaker 4: SNL fifty the SNLKA, let's.
Speaker 2: Pull the plug. I don't know, there goes Lauren.
Speaker 5: And you know what, there was one part that disappointed
Speaker 5: me that kind of broke my heart. I was like,
Speaker 5: as soon as it came on, I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: here we go. And it was funny but not so funny,
Speaker 5: and I don't think anybody got it outside of SNL
Speaker 5: because people just don't know this much inside baseball. And
Speaker 5: it was the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are
Speaker 5: always legendary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, always amazing, and you didn't like this that
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 5: The joke was like, you know, some some people think
Speaker 5: we did SNL because we loved it and we had
Speaker 5: so much fun and we respected Lauren and loved Lauren,
Speaker 5: but really we did it for the money, which is
Speaker 5: a joke about how little they pay on SNL.
Speaker 4: Yeah sure, yeah, yeah yeah, And then most most people know,
Speaker 4: but I.
Speaker 5: Don't think people know, right, And also like, yes, they're
Speaker 5: living in like New York, which is super expensive and
Speaker 5: making like one hundred and twenty grand, but one hundred
Speaker 5: and twenty grand is somebody in Mobile, Alabama's they're.
Speaker 3: Fucking killing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absotutogry, they're at they're.
Speaker 5: At Dauphine right now having a drink. When I was there, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know what, but I was super It's like the.
Speaker 3: One restaurant with a view. But I was kind of like, fuck,
Speaker 3: nobody knows the fuck. Nobody's paid on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but hey to reach their own little deep rut. He's
Speaker 3: a legend. Jack Candy, the original tweeter.
Speaker 2: Essentially, Yeah, that's kind of he was kind of getting
Speaker 2: some tweets off. I also, randomly, now that we're talking
Speaker 2: to SNL, Bill Murray did hot ones and that was
Speaker 2: pretty entertaining. He didn't even flinch. I like that zero phase,
Speaker 2: didn't flinch at all. It was weird, just eight wings.
Speaker 2: So he did on the fiftieth like as part.
Speaker 3: Of the pushing the movie, pushing a movie with Pete Davidson.
Speaker 5: Pete Davidson, Oh really, oh cool, and he's on the press,
Speaker 5: he's pressing the flesh out there and he did hot
Speaker 5: ones and he did. I think a lot of older
Speaker 5: people do it and have no problem because their mouths
Speaker 5: are just done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're Monster Catcher's mitt. I don't know, because my
Speaker 4: dad has smoked so many cigarettes. He's just leather on
Speaker 4: the inside and outside. Yeah, I mean if you put
Speaker 4: a wisp of Tabasco sauce and near any of.
Speaker 2: His food, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's calm.
Speaker 3: It turns into a cartoon, would dude.
Speaker 2: It's fucking it's wild. And I think it's just his midwesternness.
Speaker 2: Bill has gotten out of the Midwest. My dad hasn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only to visit me is when he's left
Speaker 4: the Midwest, so he doesn't have the palette for it.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's fucking wild. But Bill has seen something.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, but no matter what, those wings are spicy
Speaker 2: a f dude, Oh yeah, not, he like doesn't even
Speaker 2: like I think maybe towards the very end his eyes
Speaker 2: start to water slightly. Well, I I handled mine when
Speaker 2: I was on them. When I did that, I was
Speaker 2: able to throw him back. You did great. You were
Speaker 2: very funny, But I do think you were like a
Speaker 2: little bit of like a runny nose. Well, I was
Speaker 2: sweating and yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was crying and pissed.
Speaker 2: I pissed myself my pants, but I did.
Speaker 3: It was hot sauce and You're like, no, that's blood
Speaker 3: coming out of my buttthole. Yeah, that's you have a
Speaker 3: last dab in your pantses ser.
Speaker 2: Goofy Murray on the tapuh and.
Speaker 5: Heahead, that's a great tattoo idea. No, it's just a
Speaker 5: good because, I mean, I imagine and maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 5: He's in his dressing room, he's getting into his wardrobe.
Speaker 5: He fucking looks in the mirror at his arm and
Speaker 5: is like, just go do what these guys did?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Then he covers it and then plays that serial killer
Speaker 4: in that mini serious that he.
Speaker 2: Did where he fucking crushed it. I just I just
Speaker 2: fingered her. He's a really he's a really good actor.
Speaker 2: I like, but I guess I kind of like buttles.
Speaker 3: So he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great actor and he's very funny. He's
Speaker 2: a very talented man. What was that called? What was
Speaker 2: that called?
Speaker 3: Blackbird?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would love to try to find something blackbird.
Speaker 4: I'd love to try to find something I try to
Speaker 4: get blackbird tattooed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jerseys is all just like serial killer movies. You're like, h.
Speaker 3: G, I see like the idea of wait, what's the
Speaker 3: list for heroes? Right? Uh huh, there you go.
Speaker 4: It's just Dahmer, Bundy, it's that guy from Norway that
Speaker 4: doors looks identical to that locked the women in the basement.
Speaker 2: Dahmer again, Uh just because, of course.
Speaker 3: Uh the it just says bomber Timothy McVeigh, chicks, Charlie's
Speaker 3: there and plated monster just to fucking shake things up.
Speaker 2: Legend be such a legend. Got I got a unibomber
Speaker 2: one when I was in Oklahoma. It just says Clea
Speaker 2: Born or whatever.
Speaker 3: The yeah, yeah, the Columbine kid was the trench coat mafi.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is getting dark. Any take backs, any apologies,
Speaker 2: but a time.
Speaker 3: Mostly that last bit, That last bit double downs. What
Speaker 3: did I say? I was gonna take back later, but
Speaker 3: I already took it back, so probably not yet.
Speaker 4: Ticket Yeah yeah, I tried to guess he was about
Speaker 4: Blake some beans, But I stand by everything I say Blake.
Speaker 2: I would like to double down spread a lot you
Speaker 2: guys are spreading a lot of lies.
Speaker 4: I'd like to double down on whatever I say about
Speaker 4: Blake in this in this episode.
Speaker 2: I you know what I would like to Did we
Speaker 2: talk about the fast food this episode? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: The fast food fast food?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to take back that I
Speaker 2: said Burger King was the worst because I haven't had
Speaker 2: it in a long enough time and I would like
Speaker 2: to give it in another shot before I really bury it.
Speaker 3: But you can't take it back without replacing it back.
Speaker 2: Can take it back? It's Long John Silvers. There's Long
Speaker 2: John Silvers on the list.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not fast, and I don't think so.
Speaker 2: It's not fast, and it's pretty damn fast.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fast. Well, I don't know about you. I
Speaker 3: think it's pretty fast.
Speaker 4: But is there a drive through? If there's a drive
Speaker 4: through account, I think so, Okay, then yeah, then fuck
Speaker 4: Long John Silvers. Dude, but they have see then this
Speaker 4: goes back to my point. There's items on the list.
Speaker 4: Their hush Puppies are very good.
Speaker 5: Okay, So Blake, you can't take burger King off the
Speaker 5: list with replacing it because I don't like now it's
Speaker 5: it's a cop out.
Speaker 3: It's almost a cop out, Blake.
Speaker 4: Just stand for something once, Just stand for something.
Speaker 2: I hate to say this, but I've had I've had
Speaker 2: a bad experience with white Castle before.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, white Castle's awful.
Speaker 4: Well you could say that white Castle fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: It right, because you know what's better is Chris? Like,
Speaker 2: do you feel bad about saying that? Because I know
Speaker 2: I don't want to Like, I know, like a lot
Speaker 2: isn't it's like a Chicago thing. I don't want to
Speaker 2: ship on it.
Speaker 3: But it's not necessarily a Chicago thing.
Speaker 2: There's one in there's a whole movie franchise about it.
Speaker 3: That's true. It's like maybe I just had I had
Speaker 3: it in like a gas station and it was very bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's awful, very The meat is like liquid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really bad.
Speaker 3: I don't even think I said my worst, did I?
Speaker 2: I don't know hit us with it. By the way,
Speaker 2: Arby's Rocks, speaking.
Speaker 4: Of speaking of liquid liquid meat, Arby's, Arby's Arby's Rocks. Yeah,
Speaker 4: RB you could. You can get a great meal at Arby's. Dude,
Speaker 4: They're curly.
Speaker 3: Get them. I can't remember do they do?
Speaker 2: They have the meats? Actually, I hate the bow, I
Speaker 2: hate the bones. That was my take back.
Speaker 3: So I did I mean Burger Kings out there? Man?
Speaker 2: I think you said Del Taco, didn't you me? Yes?
Speaker 4: And then I was like, uh it was it was
Speaker 4: just the best sucks. According to USA Today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you go eat it right now, you
Speaker 3: fox face? What's stop take backs? I gotta take back.
Speaker 4: I take okay, I'm so Jesus the thought everything.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just saying what I saw.
Speaker 3: Won't you say something else?
Speaker 2: Everybody sucks? All right?
Speaker 3: Well that's all I got, alright, Lincoln.
Speaker 4: That was another episode brought board