WEBVTT - Ep 241: Our Greatest Episode Yet (Allegedly)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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<v Speaker 1>bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

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<v Speaker 1>is important.

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<v Speaker 2>Ya ya ya ya.

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<v Speaker 3>This last time we had our tet in, our tet

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<v Speaker 3>rotiri chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I had it in like a gas station and it

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<v Speaker 2>was very bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Buckle up, Hello, whoach.

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<v Speaker 2>Scoogye?

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa goofy? Who is watata? Who is scuchy?

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<v Speaker 2>Goofy?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that me saying goofy? We should get my mom

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<v Speaker 4>to get on here and say goofy?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that your mom slogan or catchphrase goofy?

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<v Speaker 2>That was him impersonating her goofy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what my mom told me after she saw a

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<v Speaker 4>man blowing another maybe man a man blowing the man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, do you not work?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I was a man that was getting blown.

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<v Speaker 4>But then I think it was also a man blowing

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<v Speaker 4>this man underneath the freeway overpassed and we were on

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<v Speaker 4>one of her walks as she takes every day, I've

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<v Speaker 4>told you, and then I go, Mom, there's a guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I was giving her ship about this walk because it

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<v Speaker 4>was like next to like a dump where and like

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<v Speaker 4>a literal dump. It smelled like shit. There was like

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<v Speaker 4>hyperdermic needles just strewn about.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>There was people like doing a drug deal right in

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<v Speaker 4>front of us. There was homeless guys that knew her

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<v Speaker 4>by name.

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<v Speaker 3>We've established she's had a background in this Millia drug

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then and then we see, uh, you know, these

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<v Speaker 4>people blowing this guy underneath the freeway overpass.

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<v Speaker 3>And I go, mom, these people blowing this guy taking

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<v Speaker 3>turns lining up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, an I wasn't sure. I was just ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>And then this person blowing this guy. And then I go, mom,

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<v Speaker 4>there's a guy. There's a person blowing this guy. And

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<v Speaker 4>she just looks over and goes, goofy.

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<v Speaker 3>Story that's funny. Yeah, but where where did she hear that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or she just made it up?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I just think she gets gets weird and uncomfortable and

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<v Speaker 4>just thinks her goofy.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that's a great way to sell stuff up. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>it is just goofy, just a little goofy.

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe that's the way to just maybe you

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<v Speaker 3>want to go get goofy, goofy.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get goofy later.

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<v Speaker 3>Goofe go upstairs and get goofy. She's like, what, goofy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm busy.

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<v Speaker 4>That way you could say like, I'm I would love

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<v Speaker 4>to fuck you today, But you can't say I'd love

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<v Speaker 4>to fuck you today in front of the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta have cob right, you gotta have some code words. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you got to hide it a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oops, goofy. Damn, I guess I've been a little goofy.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go butt goofy me. Yeah, you're trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's let him, Let's let him, let's let him go,

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<v Speaker 3>Let's let him go. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, brother, that's my bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Why does that tickle you so pick?

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's just just it's my childhood. You're throwing

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<v Speaker 2>me back.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you think that that isn't good enough code word?

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<v Speaker 4>You want to get hey maybe later me and no

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<v Speaker 4>mommy can get goofy.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't think that that would You think your kids

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<v Speaker 4>would be like you're gonna go have sex with mommy later?

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<v Speaker 5>Your kids, no, I think they'd want to be like,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be goofy with you later. Oh ship, that's illegal,

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<v Speaker 5>and they go what yeah, Yeah, So you gotta be like,

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<v Speaker 5>should we work on the taxes later?

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<v Speaker 4>M you know, wouln't mind working on your taxes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>something like that. File that ten eight Yeah, your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, something like that. File it in the button tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know if that because of the butt

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<v Speaker 3>part at the end that you put on there. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that that kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of doesn't work the hotel Yeah yeah, yeah, right, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>how do you get that?

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<v Speaker 3>My kid would get that?

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<v Speaker 2>Blake's twelve year old? Would she get it? I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like any adult Wood would get it. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Blake.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you add any of that fucking to Red's Girl

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<v Speaker 5>to the board?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I need to do I need to do

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<v Speaker 2>a board a board drop revamp. What's the name of

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously, she has a she has a condition that is

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<v Speaker 3>not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, Anthony Jessel next, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on.

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<v Speaker 5>But the things that she says because of her condition

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<v Speaker 5>are very funny, and how she says them, you see,

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<v Speaker 5>even funnier.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't be that funny, like to have Tourett's and

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<v Speaker 4>you just scream fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>It can be like kind of sad and like scary

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<v Speaker 2>of course she is so funny. She's not just saying fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>she's so funny when she says when.

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<v Speaker 4>She has her tourette ticks, yeah, it's I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 4>a comedy god.

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<v Speaker 3>The ones she's ticking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's ticking. Oh she's fucking peace up eight town.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, she has an usher tick. Come home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Her name is Baalen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, is Baylon not Braylan Baylen Balen. She is a

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<v Speaker 4>fucking cool name.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, that's such a twenty twenties like modern name.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean Bayleen Duprie, Bayleen Dupree. What a fucking sick name, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sick out loud? Is the show? So it is? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's this, but she has a really good, uh attitude

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<v Speaker 2>about it. She's a really lovely girl, awesome personality, she

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<v Speaker 2>has turette's and it just so happens to be, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>an what a funny version.

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<v Speaker 5>The funniest And by the way, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 5>this happens to you guys, but if I'm watching a clip,

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<v Speaker 5>I actually think I watched the first episode, but just

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<v Speaker 5>watching her on Instagram, I have now just walked around

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<v Speaker 5>the house saying her tics fuck like I have a tick,

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<v Speaker 5>and I wonder if there's any doctors listening slide into

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<v Speaker 5>Blake's d MS about this. Is there anything to a

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<v Speaker 5>syndrome where like you can where it's like contagious, Like

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<v Speaker 5>if I'm like borderline, She's.

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<v Speaker 2>Given America Tourette, right.

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<v Speaker 5>If I'm borderline Tourett's. Is that why I'm picking up

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<v Speaker 5>on this what's happening? Because I keep saying wind it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's.

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<v Speaker 3>I keep saying peace up Atown.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the one she says where she's like, uh, like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a Wiener and then she's she's.

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<v Speaker 5>Got a nineteen, and then she goes, oh no, it's

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<v Speaker 5>not that wain her tet that Wiener trot. I keep

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<v Speaker 5>saying that it's Unrealtwainer tether tasted a chicken, It's unreal.

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<v Speaker 4>She'll also say like something like my mom has herpie.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like, uh, my father has murdered President Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 2>He's buried in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just will say shit like that and you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh yeah, I'm like, is that a tick? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty complex? Tick?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, huh. Sometimes it's almost like you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's been a murder. She wrote, episode

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<v Speaker 2>where like the parrot is the one that tells you

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<v Speaker 2>that they murdered somebody where. It's like hew hewld he's

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<v Speaker 2>hating me, right, that's kind of a good little twist

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<v Speaker 2>on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic.

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<v Speaker 2>I watch a lot of murders, she wrote, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I watch a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a good twist?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a classic? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>If that's a classic, Yeah, I guess I don't I

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<v Speaker 4>don't remember watching a lot of murders, she wrote, But

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta tap in.

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<v Speaker 5>I just watched an episode recently lands Bear. She just

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<v Speaker 5>kind of like walks around like, oh, I guess what?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, and then like what and then she moves

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<v Speaker 3>into another room and you guys, just see this. We

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see that. I should have seen it. It's great

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<v Speaker 3>case of the show is crazy and because she's not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna like run.

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<v Speaker 2>So the show is kind of bad, but like no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, it's very entertaining. She used to

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<v Speaker 3>win Emmys like every year for that show.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, but they used to be a little willy

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<v Speaker 4>nilly with those emmys, right.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean, oh they're more willy nilly now, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>what are we talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to earn this ship, that's how good she is.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have to ever. She never runs, she never jumps,

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<v Speaker 2>she never bends down.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, yeah, she just shoots, looks and is like.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, she looks, she sits down, she types, and

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<v Speaker 2>she talks.

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<v Speaker 4>But I thought the way you guys were just explaining murder,

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<v Speaker 4>shey wrote, is like she's like, oh, you didn't see

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<v Speaker 4>that clue, Well you should have seen that clue.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she watched but she did it better than

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<v Speaker 3>anybody on television at them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she hypnotizes you with it. It's insane.

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<v Speaker 4>She's because of how slow she talks, because she's an

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<v Speaker 4>old You just have to watch it.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, by the way, when she was young, she

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<v Speaker 5>was a fucking babe. Is always crazy, like when you

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<v Speaker 5>when you.

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<v Speaker 3>Grow up watching old people and you don't realize they

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<v Speaker 3>had a whole career as a different thing before. Like

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come yeah, like, who I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 3>everybody Sally Fields she was hot when she was old.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a crush on her, yes, Sally Fields, sure,

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<v Speaker 5>but like, uh, who is somebody?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, I mean okay, wait, where is it we

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<v Speaker 2>got in the chat? Oh okay, I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>some hot Angela Lansbury floato. Oh okay, what do we got?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? I'll try to I'll try to drop a little stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she like in a bathing suit?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, can we chill with these links? That are? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>how many letters long does it need to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus talk to Trump about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, doche let's talk about that. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>her eyes are a little scary. She's actually kind of

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<v Speaker 2>frightening lucky to me. She kind of looks like a puppet. Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not sold on this. I think

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<v Speaker 2>she's hotter when she's old. If I'm honest, what due?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god, you're being a one bro.

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<v Speaker 4>This isn't gonna be another episode of your weird kink

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<v Speaker 4>so where you're trying to fuck eyes it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying this photo of her in the red blazer

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<v Speaker 2>I think is hotter than her with these weird puppet

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<v Speaker 2>eye Dude, she has the same eyes. Her eyes. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>Your eyes don't change when you get older. No, they No,

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<v Speaker 2>they came out a little bit when she's young. They

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<v Speaker 2>were like sunk in it's very odd.

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<v Speaker 3>She kind of looks like somebody who's famous.

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<v Speaker 4>Now okay, well check check the other the next photo,

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<v Speaker 4>the next photo.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now is this a little sexier for you, Blake?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, dude, Yeah, that's not bad. But I'm still

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<v Speaker 2>going to this one in the red Blazer.

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<v Speaker 4>From this the Red Blazer, she's in her seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks good. I mean, she looks looks good. She

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<v Speaker 2>looks like Barbara Bush.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, she just looks like she's the assistant principal at

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<v Speaker 4>your high school. Well that's what she looks like. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I have a principal king cut. I don't know, do

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<v Speaker 4>you have a hot vice principal?

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<v Speaker 3>Like a guy? You know, like do you guys ever

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<v Speaker 3>watched just shoot me? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know with with David Spade.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember like the old guy who owned the magazine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Oh was he? Hella hot?

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<v Speaker 3>He he was like a handsome movie star back in

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<v Speaker 3>the day, was he? I mean? Yeah? Or like mister

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<v Speaker 3>Roper from a Three's company.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope, I hope I have the opposite happened where

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<v Speaker 4>like they're like, yeah, had him Devine? Oh yeah, the

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<v Speaker 4>hot older man actor yeah, and they're like he used

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<v Speaker 4>to be kind of like a just deformer regular, kind

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<v Speaker 4>of dumpy looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little guy. Yeah you ever see yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>ever see? Ever seen pitch perfect one?

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<v Speaker 3>His head was a balloon. He looked like a whoopee cushion. Yo,

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<v Speaker 3>this picture you're posting, Blaze, that's a good one, right

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<v Speaker 3>talk to me. That's a hot number. Okay, so I

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<v Speaker 3>found a hot and maybe, uh Todd, if we can

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<v Speaker 3>mark this photo. I'd love to have this on the

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<v Speaker 3>TII page because this is a hot diddy right here.

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<v Speaker 2>Blake, what where she's in her nineties?

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<v Speaker 3>Let him go, let him cook.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not in her nineties, dude. This black and white

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<v Speaker 2>photo where she's sitting in this fur bed, she's gotta

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<v Speaker 2>she's got a slit up her skirt, she's showing leg.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got to look in her eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back to slits. We're back to slips.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that that is not what you sent. No, she's

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<v Speaker 2>got look in her eyes like she's about to murder

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<v Speaker 2>your something else, brother, murder your scrot Give me a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Okay, I see what you're what you sent?

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<v Speaker 2>You see it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeahbury all right, Yeah, that that almost looks

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<v Speaker 4>like our old house. At him, she might be in

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<v Speaker 4>the fire pit.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the old couch?

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<v Speaker 2>That might be Yeah, Durs puked in that fire pit

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<v Speaker 2>Night one, remember how we Yeah, that's my boy. What

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<v Speaker 2>I do? That's my boy? Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So Blake and I rented a house. When we first

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<v Speaker 4>moved in, it was season two of Workaholics. We finally

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<v Speaker 4>were moving out of the Workholics house that we had

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<v Speaker 4>lived in for years prior and then the first season

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<v Speaker 4>spl Hole, We're like, we can afford to rent a

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<v Speaker 4>dope place. We rented this sick place in the Hollywood Hills.

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<v Speaker 2>We weren't done bean roommates yet because we were dumb

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<v Speaker 2>loved the place.

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<v Speaker 4>We still needed another year or two, and we rented

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<v Speaker 4>this sick place. Had to pay cash. It was sketchy,

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<v Speaker 4>like literal cash in an envelope.

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<v Speaker 2>It was weird. Night one, we're like, hey, we got

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<v Speaker 2>a Christen in the new place.

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<v Speaker 4>And by that I mean he just basically Durs comes

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<v Speaker 4>over and we get fucking blackout drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought meant something else.

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<v Speaker 2>What Blake Fock's Isaac or Isaac Fox. I don't fuck him.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't the US and then durs we have a

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<v Speaker 4>sunken in fire pit with like white plush carpet.

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<v Speaker 2>It was strange. It was strange.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, fur right next to the fireplace is very strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yes, right next to the fireplace with like this

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<v Speaker 4>rock wall next to it, like a not like a

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<v Speaker 4>rock climbing wall. You can't climb it. But it was

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<v Speaker 4>like nineteen seventy style. And uh durors puked on the

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<v Speaker 4>white carpet the very first night.

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<v Speaker 5>I curled up in there to sleep. That was where

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I'll sleep in here. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 5>just couldn't make it up to the ledge. Could have

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<v Speaker 5>puked on the floor. Should have puked on the floor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's my take back for today. I wish I could

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<v Speaker 5>take it back.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I think I like went and I rented

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<v Speaker 3>like a shampoo carpet shampooer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that was kind of you. That's so cool. It

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<v Speaker 2>didn't didn't quite work.

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<v Speaker 3>But it didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it never quite looked or smelled.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I think this thing needs water, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's due bad because I only paid for an hour

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<v Speaker 3>a man.

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<v Speaker 2>But good on you, brother, good good Yeah mate.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey we got a new locro.

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<v Speaker 2>Switching up? What wait? Hold on, this is important?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold oh, switching years here?

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<v Speaker 2>Now this waitta?

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<v Speaker 3>You guess see what this says that it's important?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Mo ito? Hold on? Wow? Does it have

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<v Speaker 2>alcohol or it's just flavored? No?

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<v Speaker 3>But I think that they think you would put some

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<v Speaker 3>rum in here though.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh how does it taste? So what that's like mint

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<v Speaker 2>and Coconut's got.

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<v Speaker 5>A little minty not even any coconut. It's just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of like mint in lime.

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<v Speaker 2>Mohito is mint cane, sugar and lime? Is that it?

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<v Speaker 2>And rum?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? So maybe you got ad a little sugar, a

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<v Speaker 3>little rum and rum. Of course you gotta have them rum.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it have rum flavor? And that's a life for me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's got no sugar in it. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 3>bubby water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, water, that's the row.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it's not. I don't think I could drink two

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<v Speaker 3>of these in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>La Croa has really fallen off. I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>don't see it half as much as you do.

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<v Speaker 3>I got ship on by somebody when I did their

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<v Speaker 3>podcast and they're like, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You're drinking lacrosse.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta fucking step your game up, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>do I.

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<v Speaker 2>It's old news? What were they on water blue? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Waterloo is that? It is Waterloo from our hometown Adham

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<v Speaker 2>of Waterloo, Iowa or uh no, I mean the Waterloo.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm actually from there, and you have never been

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<v Speaker 4>uh fucking water Losers.

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<v Speaker 2>I was born, I was born, I was conceived there.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe no, you weren't Marshalltown. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a different, totally different place. El Dora, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>never been. No, no, no, no, it is not. There's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of Waterloos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot of water There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>Conquered as well, though at least two, but there's only

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<v Speaker 2>one Waterloo.

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<v Speaker 3>What do we town name talk?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's getting in the weeds with the name talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just showing that I know was a Paris

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<v Speaker 2>and Texas that I didn't know that. There's also there's

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<v Speaker 2>a few Pittsburgh's as well. There's a Pittsburgh where I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up. There's a Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, as we famously know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of really.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a Pittsburgh outside of Conquered.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right over the hill. That's where Wieners Snitchell was.

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<v Speaker 3>That makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>We wien Er sentil? How do you say it? I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>man's brain is Weiener central. I remember I remember getting

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<v Speaker 2>roasted quite a bit about the way. I say, Wiener Snitchell?

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<v Speaker 2>What how is it? Said? Wiener sl Well, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>it's not snitch schel, it's schnitz It's Snitchel, Schnitzel, Schnitzel.

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<v Speaker 2>I say Wiener Schnitzel.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you say Wiener Snitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Snitchell, Wiener Snitchell. But it's Wiener Schnitzel, Wiener ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you for real?

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<v Speaker 2>Fam Wiener ship? What is it? Wiener?

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<v Speaker 3>What is wiener Weener Schnitzel Schnitzel? That's what I said. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not Wiener Schnitzel. You say Wiener shit SnO, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not say Wiener ships.

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<v Speaker 3>No running back the take back wi.

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<v Speaker 2>S so like so this sup it up?

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<v Speaker 4>It's from one town over from your town and you

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<v Speaker 4>don't you don't know, no, bitch, Yeah, one town over

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<v Speaker 4>from your hometown. Yes, yes, conquered in Pittsburgh, California. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>And you do not know how to pronounce it, and

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<v Speaker 4>you've never said it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Wiener schnitzel. That's pretty good. Yeah, wizl. Well, now

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<v Speaker 2>you're not you see how you're pulling it back. It's

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<v Speaker 2>because you're not confident. Yeah, it's one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>fast food restaurants and I yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you get when you go chili dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that with chili caa eyes? And I used to

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<v Speaker 2>get the Western dog?

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<v Speaker 3>But then would you say? He said air and silly

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<v Speaker 3>the Western dog?

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<v Speaker 2>But they changed the recipe a little bit with the

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<v Speaker 2>Western dog, and oh.

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<v Speaker 3>How dare they?

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<v Speaker 4>And let me guess, when you go there, you make

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<v Speaker 4>sure to take a lot of photos, post post about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Salad uh be like, oh here, I mean I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I do love it and I would shout it out

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<v Speaker 2>all day. Also, the one in Burbank actually serves beer,

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<v Speaker 2>which is pretty freaking cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it is. And are they all a frame buildings?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Not all of them, but the good ones are they

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<v Speaker 2>like are shaped like a steeple. You know, it's really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's a hot dog stand, pretty girls, pretty disgusting,

0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:16.400
<v Speaker 4>not good at true gut bomb, yeah, true gut bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I think it's delicious. I actually auditioned.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that show? That was like Studio sixty

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<v Speaker 2>or it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was something like that, and yeah on the Sunset strip, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>on the Sunset Strip. So I had an audition for

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<v Speaker 4>that show. And that was the first time I ever

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<v Speaker 4>had an audition for like a real TV show. And

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<v Speaker 4>it was that's when NBC was in Burbank. Directly across

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<v Speaker 4>the street was that Wiener Schnitzel.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went there.

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<v Speaker 4>You did not go before eight lunch there before?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, My ass was puckering.

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<v Speaker 4>He was like, like the ship was like, oh, it

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<v Speaker 4>didn't go well, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like ask me. They're like, yeah, okay, let's

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.439
<v Speaker 2>have fun, play with it. Let's have fun with it.

0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:14.360
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I was like, I can't play with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go, like you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>I do love that. Adam was like, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna drop it into the jazz splitz. I can't do.

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<v Speaker 3>If I do this, I'm gonna fucking shit my fans.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, and we're looking at your resume. It says

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<v Speaker 2>you are groundling, You're very good at improv me. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you just play with the lines a little bit?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't think of anything else right now. I'm good

0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.680
<v Speaker 3>And here it says you can touch your toes while standing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you good have good?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they do cheese fries? There is that their thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They do chili cheese ry.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>They do every bad choice that, like any fast food

0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:51.040
<v Speaker 4>place has ever made.

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<v Speaker 2>Wiener Stinzl has decided to do them all.

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<v Speaker 3>Adam exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, we're gonna do all the gross ship that

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<v Speaker 4>you don't want to have done to your fries or

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<v Speaker 4>your hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, We're gonna do all of.

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<v Speaker 3>It, Adam. To that point, how does it stay open?

0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:10.879
<v Speaker 3>How does it flourish?

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<v Speaker 2>How?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know?

0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Teenagers, yeah, people with bad taste, buttons no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no. Every time you go in there, it's always

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<v Speaker 2>like people saddest, oldest people. It's always people.

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<v Speaker 3>It's people over sixty yeah, and then me and my boys,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what a cool hang.

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<v Speaker 4>Over sixty thousand BMI or whatever we got.

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<v Speaker 3>We go for candidates. No, it's my last one. Everyone

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<v Speaker 3>there is like, this is my last.

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<v Speaker 2>One, my last one.

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<v Speaker 3>I better not see you back here, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>These are men who have been through the world. They've

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<v Speaker 2>tried everything, men who have made bad choices.

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<v Speaker 4>No, make no choice.

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<v Speaker 2>They've tried meals from around the world, and they keep

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<v Speaker 2>coming back to the best meal and it's Wiener Schnitzel,

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<v Speaker 2>which is such a good point.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, it's I don't know, man, I'm not a fan

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<v Speaker 5>of the chili style that they do there, Like I

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<v Speaker 5>don't like that style of chili.

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<v Speaker 2>No, bean, it's no being chili. It's no being chili.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, like Tommy's Hamburgers. I remember getting taken there

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<v Speaker 3>when I moved to La.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's gross.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys are crazy, and people are like this is official,

0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:18.920
<v Speaker 5>like now you're from LA and I took a bite

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, diary, DIARYA.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, dude, you guys are crazy. You guys. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm revoking your man card right now because you

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<v Speaker 2>guys do not like good Adam.

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<v Speaker 3>People with lots think there's man cards.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, it doesn't even exist.

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<v Speaker 2>What people knows there isn't one, because I'd have it

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<v Speaker 2>bull crap, dude. If there's I don't know what Isaac

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<v Speaker 2>gave me there.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I.

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<v Speaker 5>Wrote something once where someone carried around a literal man card. Remember,

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<v Speaker 5>Someone's like, I don't think those exists, and I go,

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<v Speaker 5>they don't. This person made it for themselves. This is

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<v Speaker 5>the joke.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an official TV Man card.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were like, I don't get it, and I go, well,

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<v Speaker 3>don't buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I guess and I won't. Man, you guys are tripping.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that it's really funny. But okay, Wiener

0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:14.439
<v Speaker 2>Snitchell does make like like cought dogs, like fish stick dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I will say, that's going a little

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<v Speaker 2>far see and you're now you're making my point. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>they do have some items that are questionable.

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<v Speaker 4>So maybe we make a list of the worst past

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<v Speaker 4>food places that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, here we go and at the top, do

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<v Speaker 3>we say the top is the worst?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Is the number one for me? No? Sorry, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>it just it ain't it for me. It ain't it

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<v Speaker 2>no for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so okay, wait, so adam, adam, you've you've made

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<v Speaker 3>your point very clear. So Blake, what what's worse than

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<v Speaker 3>Wiener Schnitzel, Just so we know where you're coming from.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst fast food restaurant? I know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually had the first the worst fast food experience

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever had, I had with Blake. Do you remember

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:07.640
<v Speaker 3>it was unreal? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>But I think I think it was rare. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that was a rare case.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>If i'm thinking about what I'm thinking about Popeyes, was

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<v Speaker 2>it on Yeah, Popeyes on Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had a Popeyes incident.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll never forget it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Popeyes, I would say eighty percent of all Popeyes

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<v Speaker 4>are the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>The cause of diary.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can find you a good Popeyes.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, it's just in the South. In the South, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I know what, that's where they're good. Anywhere outside of

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<v Speaker 4>the South.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a Burbank location that is cracking. It's cracking.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>This is an unpopular choice, but I'll say Jack in

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<v Speaker 4>the box.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fucking gross. I've never had a good experience. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to eat so much of that shit, but

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<v Speaker 3>it is I yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a jack guy. It's a little Oh Del Taco, No,

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<v Speaker 2>Del Taco's flamethrow Taco's good, dude, Dey'll Talker's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Del Taco's whack? What Del Taco's zero flavor?

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<v Speaker 4>It just was it just was rated best fast food Science.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, they take pride.

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<v Speaker 3>By who this dick?

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<v Speaker 5>What what Del Taco has no flavor.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I go there, I'm like, why am I

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<v Speaker 3>chewing on this paper? Away? Add sauce? Is the meal

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:25.160
<v Speaker 3>you add sauce? I might add sauce to you? Come here?

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<v Speaker 4>I wish it was you would July twenty sixth of

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<v Speaker 4>last year and the kt LA that is Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 4>Local News.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait before, since we're talking to a nerd who

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<v Speaker 3>went to high school with Isaac.

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<v Speaker 4>Chick fil A has been dethroned as America's favorite fast

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<v Speaker 4>food chain, according to a recent fast food poll conducted

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<v Speaker 4>by USA Today. In the popular chain knowns for his

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<v Speaker 4>chicken sandwich iss waff of pies, maca Cheese has been

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<v Speaker 4>bumped to third on the list. Number one Del Taco,

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<v Speaker 4>whoa right? Number two this is it's it's a questionable list.

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<v Speaker 4>Number two is KFC.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been in a long time. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 2>in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Top three is Chick fil A, Four is in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>At five is Hearty's.

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<v Speaker 3>This list is already yeah, this list is already sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this list is l A specific obviously because it's

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<v Speaker 4>it's a USA Today.

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<v Speaker 2>But Del Taco's not anywhere except California.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe, no, no, no, no, it's all. It's nationwide now.

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<v Speaker 3>And we don't have hearties though Del Talko is nationwide.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hold up, hold up, hold everyone who likes Del

0:26:31.720 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Tacos is sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Grew up, grew up by they grew up liking Delta.

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<v Speaker 3>These are the people who think that in and Out

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<v Speaker 3>fries are crazy, and you're like, Del Taco fries are

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<v Speaker 3>very good.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that they have fries is last. No, that's cool, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>What else did they have? Fucking like sour dough? Fucking dumplings?

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<v Speaker 5>What are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>King, dude, Keep cooking, keep cooking. So this uh blake, blake,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the worst one?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep cooking? What's the worst?

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Keep cooking. He just becomes like a sassy fucking gen zer.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep cooking, yas queen. Yes it's fire.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry bro, I sorry, my least favorite, least either one, least.

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<v Speaker 2>Favorite, my wiste favorite. I don't love Burger King, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>This is fine. You can say these things.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I like Burger King, I like the I

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<v Speaker 4>have a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of these places in the years, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they if they've changed their.

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<v Speaker 4>It seems like Dell Taco must have changed, because I

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<v Speaker 4>remember it just being like decent fast food, like I

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you get the chicken taco and it was

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<v Speaker 4>it was better than Taco Bell.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the thing fast food restaurants. They're all not great,

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:04.680
<v Speaker 2>but if you know your order, you find your items,

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:08.919
<v Speaker 2>you can you can go like Burger King. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>one place where I'm not sure what I get if

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I go to Jagon Box, which I'm not a huge

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 2>fan of. I like their egg rolls, and I like

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<v Speaker 2>their monster tacos.

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<v Speaker 3>The tacos from Jack and the Crack.

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<v Speaker 2>They're fucking wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Their life change when you're twenty two. They're they're game

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:24.320
<v Speaker 3>changers because.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh no, I always thought they were garbage.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 2>They're wild, they have a slice of cheese. They're so

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<v Speaker 2>bad they're good. That's what makes them good.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot Did I talk about how I went to

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<v Speaker 3>Applebee's the other day on the way back from Oregon driving?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you did. You didn't hit Anderson's

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<v Speaker 2>piece doop disappointed.

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<v Speaker 3>Cruise By cruised right by that, but took the famed Applebee's. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, you guys, what what now?

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<v Speaker 5>It's so it's it's not even bad. It's like what gross,

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 5>It's like gross.

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<v Speaker 4>What disupport Well yeah, well, well what sucks is you

0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 4>used to eat good in the neighborhood and now I

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 4>feel Chili's with their fun jingles that have really taken

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<v Speaker 4>over the fast casual space.

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 3>And good for Chili's, Chili's for life.

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude.

0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 4>The Chili's is legit, legit. Oh Chilies is pound down.

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude.

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 4>And the and Applebee's had them in the nineties. I

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:29.160
<v Speaker 4>feel like you were fucking you. Go to the the Applebee's, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a real bummer. A lot of places have

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 3>slipped because I'm like, this is what people are eating

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 3>a lot of places. And dude, it was gnarli.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you get? I need to know the order?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I got a I got there, like the

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 3>prime rib whatever sandwich, like the what do they call

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 3>it where you dip in the horse radish? What do

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 3>they call it? Oh jhu, what are they called it?

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Beef tip, beef dip, the beef dip.

0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 3>I got the beef dip and then I got like

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<v Speaker 3>some boneless wings to like kick it off. It was

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 3>ch This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just with your like little kids. And your wife. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you get boneless wings to kick it off. I love

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<v Speaker 2>you theres You're the best.

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<v Speaker 3>What else would I get? My kids love boneless one.

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're kicking it off starting.

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 3>But here's what I Here's where I thought I was

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 3>gonna be fun. You say, kids, what do you want

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 3>to kick it off with? I go, we're kicking it off, kids,

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 3>and here's how we're kicking it. But here's how I

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 3>try to kick it off further. I thought I was

0:30:23.000 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 3>like the fun dad. I ordered what is essentially like

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<v Speaker 3>a Shirley temple, but they add pop rocks to it.

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<v Speaker 2>The cause of diarrhea. Son.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I got a seven year old, eleven year old.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're going to be like WHOA eleven year

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.480
<v Speaker 3>old instantly goes, that's disgusting.

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 5>Seven seven year old sees it and he goes, what

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 5>are those things? I go, it's candy, and he's like

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 5>that's gross.

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, well, I mean I kind of am

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 4>questioning your children right now.

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, I tried it.

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>It tastes normal.

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 3>But the fact that they're like, let's put pop rocks

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 3>into a Shirley temple.

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 4>Dude, that sounds dope to me, dude.

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 5>I know, but it ended up it ended up being real,

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 5>real diabetes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like diabetes diabetes. It just was like it was like,

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 2>am I drinking this for real?

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 3>Right now?

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 2>You guys have this on a menu for real.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a guy that I, for whatever reason, my algorithm

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 4>is like, you're gonna like this, and I don't.

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 2>But I watched like eighty videos, so you so you

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 2>love guy?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the video of Isaac fucking Blake, it doesn't exist.

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:35.479
<v Speaker 2>He did not record it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, the like my life has a soda addict guy

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 4>and he's just like he has a garage floor to

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 4>ceiling of sodas and he crushes one hundred cans of

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 4>soda to day and maybe more.

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>That's not good. And he's but it's all like zero's

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 2>and like no sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure doesn't matter.

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 4>Your boobs are huge, but you're like, this guy's gonna

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 4>fucking die. He's gonna die. Dude, that's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>That's chemical overload.

0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 3>You think that's too much at them?

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I do? I do. That's too much.

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a lot.

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 2>That's chemical overload. Whatever is the zero about it?

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 3>Even if there's no sugar. Yeah, the replacement sweetener is

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:16.480
<v Speaker 3>gonna do worse.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, even dude, even if it was full. I mean

0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 2>both ways.

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:22.280
<v Speaker 4>If you have too much of one thing, you know,

0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 4>whether it's sixty cups of coffee or a bunch of

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 4>zequill every night, or if.

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 3>You unless it's circle, it's too much. Yeah, unless it's

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 3>one hundred cups of circle, it's too much.

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fine. Which I'm hooked by the way, Adam,

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm in now.

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you've been sipping on your circle. I have du

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 4>good dude at night. Daddy sipped his circle at night. Oh,

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 4>don't touch daddy's circle, Daddy, it's a mohito flavor. I'm

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:53.720
<v Speaker 4>changing lives over here. My neighbor's having some work done

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 4>in his house, and the guy who's doing the work

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 4>as a sweet man. He's always like, very friendly. He's

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 4>very nice to us when we have bo out in

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 4>the backyard or whatever. And you know, uh, and he's like, hey, so.

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh you're commercial.

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 4>We saw your commercial and I have a nine year

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 4>old and I said, oh, I uh, I know that guy,

0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 4>and and your circle water bottle commercial came on and

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 4>my son was like, oh, I want a water bottle.

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:23.479
<v Speaker 2>So I went out and bottom one. He loves it.

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:25.600
<v Speaker 4>He's the coolest kid at school because I got him

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 4>this circle water bottle and then I hooked him up

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:29.480
<v Speaker 4>with like one hundred flavors.

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, that's a bit, dude. I love this power

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 2>because for whatever.

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Reason, power it's a privilege.

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the privilege. It's the power to have to have

0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:44.240
<v Speaker 2>a privilege. You'd like to see. It's a superpower. Do

0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 2>you want to see your kid again?

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 4>No, because I'm making dads looks so fucking good, dude,

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 4>like McBride and his kids. Uh, his kids love it.

0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 4>So I've hooked them up with a bunch and and

0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 4>uh Blake's daughter, she was like, thank you so much

0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 4>for the kissing the ring.

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 2>They love it. They love the circle. The power. You're

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:08.879
<v Speaker 2>like the godfather, dude. She was like, you're like the godfather.

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what was uh what was it when our age?

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.880
<v Speaker 4>Like now, these kids like fucking water bottles like hot rocks,

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:18.359
<v Speaker 4>which is bizarre to me, But what was our ship?

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Firecrackers?

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:23.760
<v Speaker 4>Those firecrackers, it was like throwing stars and fire crackers.

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you, sir, pri Son. Here's a Katana grappling.

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're saying what what liquids did we consume?

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it must have been like like squeeze its where

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:34.799
<v Speaker 4>you twist off the top and you squeeze its were

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:37.760
<v Speaker 4>off the chain and surge energy.

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Capri son, squeeze it.

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 5>I see, I mean Ecto coolers, the king of all right,

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:47.840
<v Speaker 5>Oh fucking Ecto cooler, Baby, Ecto cooler.

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I see was off the fucking chain, bro fucking kidding me.

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 3>And so we're talking right now. I just want to

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 3>get this clear. Right now, we're talking about what liquids,

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:02.200
<v Speaker 3>what beverages by child, The best that was to be

0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:04.319
<v Speaker 3>given to by a strange grown up back in the day,

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 3>potentially was in the commercial.

0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's that's a that's a little niche. That's

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:09.680
<v Speaker 2>a little niche.

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I was just saying, because these kids love Circle water bottles. Yeah,

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, did we have anything like that that was

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 4>like it was it's almost like a status flex, but

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:21.919
<v Speaker 4>like it wasn't really.

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 3>There was no there was no bottle to anything. You

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:25.879
<v Speaker 3>just drank water from the waterfountin. Yeah.

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or yeah, I feel like we're a thing. Damn. Yeah.

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Trapper keepers were a flex. Scratch and sniff stickers.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, I remember like my parents, they like, I don't

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 4>know if they couldn't afford sunny D or what the

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.279
<v Speaker 4>fuck it hang up was with this sunny D. But

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:44.839
<v Speaker 4>I remember always asking for sunny D and then it'd

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 4>be his mom would come home after you know, grocery shopping,

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 4>and it'd be some knockoff, knockoff sunny D and You're like,

0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.759
<v Speaker 4>this isn't what I want and she's like, it's the

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.600
<v Speaker 4>same thing, and I'm like, Mom, it's not the same thing.

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Because we're having a sleepover.

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:04.239
<v Speaker 4>I wanted this Sonny D in the fridge so I

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 4>could be like, you guys want some sunny DE or

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 4>some purple stuff, and we all go, we gotta after

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 4>Sonny D.

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 2>It's literally the commercial you were literally trying to. I

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to do the commercial like purple stuff. Fucking

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:21.800
<v Speaker 2>OJ Sean william Scott was in that commercial.

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:27.640
<v Speaker 3>Really, WHOA, I'm almost hey, not even surprised a little bit.

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a legendary commercial, the sunny D commercial.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:34.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Seawan Williams Scott, Yes, Sunning Delight commercial.

0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And what was the what was the deal with

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Sonny Delight because it wasn't orange juice? What was it

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:41.800
<v Speaker 2>like sugar was like.

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.880
<v Speaker 3>It was an orange juice substitute that was actually just

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 3>worse for you.

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 2>You're worse than orange juice, ye, but delicious.

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 3>It was like how they had a margarine for a while,

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.960
<v Speaker 3>They're like, Margarin's better than you for butter, and then

0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 3>it turned out margin was actually horrible for you and.

0:36:58.280 --> 0:36:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Margarine.

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 3>But where do you find margarine?

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't, I use, I use, I can't believe

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 2>it's not butter. No, that's what I feel. That's exact.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.799
<v Speaker 4>That's margin, right, Yeah, it has to be so it's

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 4>bad for you.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, for sure, it's good for you. Yeah. Really, Oops,

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 2>you are so dumb. Did you do a lot of that?

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Who gives a ship?

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Did you think? Did your families use frozen orange juice?

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh? And the that that's like from the seventies three, no, eighties, nineties,

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 4>like you.

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:31.520
<v Speaker 5>Would have to crack it open and like pour water

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:32.720
<v Speaker 5>and like make it yourself.

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was just life was just hard as fuck.

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Life was so hard it came in a cardboard cardboard can.

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't have to find that anymore? Does that

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 4>not exist?

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 5>It has to I don't like a costco you could

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 5>get it, but I don't know my grocer freezer.

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Are you sure? You gotta really look?

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:53.680
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I feel like that has to still exist, right,

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 4>I would still got that.

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's just concentrates.

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 3>But are people doing it? Yeah?

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe if you're making like a like a punch,

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.319
<v Speaker 2>like a like a party.

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Drink, you're inventing scenarios where regular orangs do still work.

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:08.720
<v Speaker 2>I remember you would.

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 4>You would crack it open, then you'd take a spoon

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 4>to it, and you're like, this is fucking concentrated, delicious way.

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 2>You'd eat it like like a treat. Absolutely, that's genius.

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:22.319
<v Speaker 2>I want to do that tonight. Absolutely. I did it,

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Like it's.

0:38:22.719 --> 0:38:26.879
<v Speaker 3>So good, go to go home, crack open. I'm gonna

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:27.680
<v Speaker 3>have diabetes.

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have diabetes real quickly. I got a yeah

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 2>for whatever.

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 4>These kids they like water bottles now, I think maybe

0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 4>because all of their moms are like addicted to have

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:46.520
<v Speaker 4>in Stanley cups or like you're allowed to bring water

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:49.840
<v Speaker 4>bottles into school. I feel like if you were to

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:53.480
<v Speaker 4>try to bring a water bottle into school, you that's

0:38:54.520 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 4>you can't bring that into school. One of your kids

0:38:57.680 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 4>like they're not going to allow you to just have

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 4>your own drink.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:03.359
<v Speaker 5>I remember when they started to let us do that,

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:06.319
<v Speaker 5>and me and my buddy John we started making kool

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 5>Aid in the back of the class we would bring

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 5>because you could only fill it with water, and then

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:14.760
<v Speaker 5>we would just like dump the kool Aid packs into it, dude,

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:16.800
<v Speaker 5>and we would suck up and get the ones without

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 5>the sugar by accident. I remember, I'm sorry because you

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 5>had to add sugar. I mean, dude, life was hard

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:23.600
<v Speaker 5>back then. I don't know super sour.

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>That ship was super sour though, it was like it

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 2>was like sour powder. We used to remember they come

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:35.520
<v Speaker 2>in the sour super sour. Remember they'd come in the

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>the plastic like grenades and then we would shake them

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 2>really hard and then you'd open them and then inhale

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 2>the fumes of the kool Aid. Whoa boy, this is

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:50.239
<v Speaker 2>one I need Kyle here. Kyle used the fucking do

0:39:50.239 --> 0:39:51.839
<v Speaker 2>you remember used to huff that ship?

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:52.120
<v Speaker 3>Bro.

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:56.319
<v Speaker 2>You remember the kids that would snort pixie sticks? Oh yeah,

0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I was one of them.

0:39:57.600 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 3>You were.

0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, for day, dude, I'd be taking fat lines. Okay,

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 2>it didn't transfer. I don't do coke, so it was.

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, I guess probably like if you do that

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>as a kid, you're less likely to do coke later

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:12.640
<v Speaker 3>because you're.

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Like, I've already lived that life.

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:16.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I fucking burn the shit out of my ear.

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:19.359
<v Speaker 2>I gotta have my system. I was snorting so much

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Pixies dust that I'm cool now.

0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 4>Well I didn't do that, but I definitely would with

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:26.719
<v Speaker 4>a mechanical pencil, would put all the lead out and

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:29.960
<v Speaker 4>then act like I'm injecting myself see all day, and

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:33.400
<v Speaker 4>I'll admit it. I don't even do heroine goofee. Yeah,

0:40:33.440 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 4>so yeah, you're right, you gotta start him young.

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like it did.

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 2>There's always time.

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, What the fuck is wrong with kids where

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 3>they're just like shooting up the lead pencils?

0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:54.560
<v Speaker 4>Dude, if there was one drug that you don't do, well,

0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:56.840
<v Speaker 4>none of us are drug guys, luckily.

0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:00.120
<v Speaker 2>I wish so like which drug would be?

0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:03.359
<v Speaker 4>If if we're going to pick a drug and this

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 4>is your you gotta be you gotta ride this with

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 4>this drug, Which drugg are you going to get on

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 4>board with? And it can't even be cocaine because I

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.439
<v Speaker 4>feel like cocaine is like people doesn't care it doesn't count.

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:14.480
<v Speaker 2>People do cocaine.

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Why doesn't it count?

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:18.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just I think it's like people, it's like

0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:21.439
<v Speaker 2>socially acceptable. I mean, it isn't.

0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:23.920
<v Speaker 3>So this has to be something I don't even know what.

0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:26.839
<v Speaker 4>But it has to be like you're doing your You're

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 4>like abusing ketamine or some ship.

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, okay, let me okay, I'm studying it.

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:39.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, okay, am I overseas, hang on, I'm abusing

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 3>ket mean okay, yeah.

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:44.319
<v Speaker 2>What are those sticks they like chew in like the

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Middle East. There's like these sticks that they chew.

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 5>That's that's not drugs though. My my buddy used to

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 5>bring those home from France. He was like a French kid,

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 5>and they just chew on a stick France. It's like

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.200
<v Speaker 5>a licorice taste.

0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was drug. Remember how Isaac says France Fronce, Fronce.

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 2>That's a very o c.

0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 3>There wants chill. I'll talk about No.

0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:07.239
<v Speaker 2>I guess I would go like ayahuasca, like just do

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:07.800
<v Speaker 2>that all.

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 3>The time, over and over and over again.

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, but you can't do ayahuasca. All I'm talking,

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm talking, this is habitual. You're constantly doing this?

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:17.520
<v Speaker 3>What would you do, Adam? Just so we understand heroin,

0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean talking about you.

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I wouldn't do Heroin. I would do some version

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:22.399
<v Speaker 2>of speed wah.

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, so meth essentially, you would do meth essentially?

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Yeah, but I would do it where they didn't,

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 4>where they didn't used to call it meth.

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:33.240
<v Speaker 2>They would call it ice.

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 4>You know, they had a cooler name for it, dream Yeah, yeah.

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Blue ice. Yeah.

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 5>Wait, so the premise of this question is like, how

0:42:42.080 --> 0:42:43.879
<v Speaker 5>do you want to die?

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 2>No, he's just asking will we do?

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 5>If you're saying, like, what lifestyle do you want? Yeah,

0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 5>we're kind of lifestyle math, I mean math. You're like,

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:54.920
<v Speaker 5>it's go to that's.

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 3>What you want to be on?

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 2>Just running around butt naked in the freeway. Yeah, just

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:00.680
<v Speaker 2>like tie the band down and I have a bunch

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.960
<v Speaker 2>of LSD like on my forehead and just going for it.

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 2>And but what do you is that?

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 3>How gets absorbed on your skin before.

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:07.439
<v Speaker 2>It you can?

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well that's like in that movie SLC Punk where

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:13.239
<v Speaker 4>he's he has all the sheets of acid in his

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:17.400
<v Speaker 4>pants pockets and then he's running through the uh, the

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 4>yard and the sprinkler goes off crouch and then he's just.

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 3>This is Matthew Lillard. Yeah, grateful of gods, don't give him.

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:34.600
<v Speaker 4>Matthew Willard is the best and the cast I mean, okay, good,

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 4>the fact that he's not current, he's not one of

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:39.799
<v Speaker 4>those guys that some huge director has tapped to just

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 4>bring back, you know how, like uh, I mean, Tarantino

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 4>would always do that, like some actor that you're like, oh,

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 4>whatever happened to them? And then he brings them back

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 4>and then there is good, if not better than you've

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 4>ever seen them. And Matthew Lillard is so fucking talented

0:43:56.080 --> 0:44:00.879
<v Speaker 4>and so such a specific character, like he's so good.

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this guy is a superstar.

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:05.320
<v Speaker 3>You thinks star and Tarantinos the next movie.

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 2>I hope. So I hope. So if not, maybe we

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:10.280
<v Speaker 2>can get him in something that we do. They're saying

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:15.120
<v Speaker 2>that he is cast in the new Daredevil show, so

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:18.200
<v Speaker 2>that's exciting. Good.

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 5>He's still shaggy. I believe he's still shaggy. I think

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 5>I was watching Scooby the other day and he still

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:23.720
<v Speaker 5>voices Shaggy.

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh well great, which I mean he fucking nails it.

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I mean he's been doing that. For a long time,

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 3>maybe longer than Casey Casey.

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I forgot that he's shaggy. That's so cool.

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, Paul Walterhauser. I ran in him, very talented

0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 4>actor for a funny, very funny guy. It's gonna place

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:48.160
<v Speaker 4>Chris Farley in Chris Farley biopic. That's right, which is?

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:54.839
<v Speaker 4>Which is fucking awesome. He has a tattoo that says

0:44:54.880 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 4>short and no. It says short and Farley and Stern

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 4>and and then like Daniel Stern exactly dude, and he goes,

0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.799
<v Speaker 4>he goes, this is And when I read it, I'm

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 4>so glad that I thought Daniel Stern and not Howard Stern,

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:20.120
<v Speaker 4>because he goes, well, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard.

0:45:20.480 --> 0:45:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. And he says Varney on.

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:28.400
<v Speaker 4>His arm and best earnest Jim Varney, and he goes,

0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:32.959
<v Speaker 4>it's Daniel Stern, not Howard, and I go weirdly, I'm

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 4>so happy that I was thinking.

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking Daniel Stern. So he has great comedic

0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 2>taste because great, like you was crazy dude.

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 5>Class on my penis, I have tattooed Paul Walter.

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 3>It was gonna be Paul Walter Houser.

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 2>But I you ran out of room. Could you go

0:45:53.080 --> 0:45:55.439
<v Speaker 2>down the other side? Could have wrapped it around, dude,

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.239
<v Speaker 2>you could have looked it around a few times. No,

0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:58.839
<v Speaker 2>you you still ran out of the guy.

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 3>The guy said I The guy said he could. The

0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 3>guy said I can't.

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Really, He goes it's science.

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 3>I can't figure it out, and I go, that's all right,

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 3>And so he only charged me per letter instead.

0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:14.280
<v Speaker 2>That's too bad, dude.

0:46:14.400 --> 0:46:16.799
<v Speaker 4>The fact that you're you're being real stingy at these

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 4>points one of my favorite bits.

0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm sorry.

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:25.000
<v Speaker 4>Normally I'm not advocating for durs to get more points

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:26.920
<v Speaker 4>because because on tour you were real.

0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 2>You were throwing those out there pretty.

0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Loose fast and loose loose fast and news.

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'm just listening.

0:46:34.000 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 3>So sorry, one more time. It is it's Martin Short.

0:46:37.120 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember them all. I maybe Isaac remembers a

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.120
<v Speaker 4>few more of them, because Isaac was with me.

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:43.080
<v Speaker 3>Was there like more than seven?

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 2>No? There was, like, yeah, maybe there was six or seven? Yeah,

0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:53.759
<v Speaker 2>maybe there was Harley Short, Stern, Varney, Marnie Herman, Harry Simler,

0:46:53.840 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 2>maybe Herman, yeah, Carrie Carrie was I believe.

0:46:57.120 --> 0:47:08.200
<v Speaker 4>Harry drug then maybe Sandler Rogan, Joe Yeah, yeah, very nowadays,

0:47:08.520 --> 0:47:13.120
<v Speaker 4>uh Bamford, Maria trow Tig.

0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 3>She just had a comedy special come out the other day,

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 3>was Adam.

0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Guess what that's for you? Brother?

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:20.760
<v Speaker 3>Thanks?

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Dog, Thanks.

0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 3>She's hell of funny, he is he is healthy, super funny,

0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:28.560
<v Speaker 3>super funny, super funny. That's a legend right there. Yeah,

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 3>she just had a Hulu special come out.

0:47:31.600 --> 0:47:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh so no, Todd looked it up.

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:38.680
<v Speaker 4>It's short Stern Farley, Varney, Carrie and Williams.

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Robin for Sric.

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:49.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, a pretty pretty sick list.

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's who's on your list?

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 3>Who's your two? Who's on your Let's just do five?

0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:57.480
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty funny. Give Isaac some points.

0:47:57.520 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>That's what'd he right? He said, Drew Carrey.

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 4>And by the way, and I'm not no shots fired

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 4>to get Drew Carrey. Very funny guy. But if it's carry,

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:12.879
<v Speaker 4>it's there's one carry it's jim It's Jimothy. Yeah, it's

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 4>my friend Jimithy Carrey.

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Who are your five? What do you do? Like of all?

0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 2>It's hard because like I feel like there's new people

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 2>that are really funny.

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:24.280
<v Speaker 3>But who who's new that you would tattoo on your arm.

0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:30.600
<v Speaker 2>It'd be Farley. I want to get Carrie, Uh, Murphy Sandler, not.

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Doing Murphy Williams, soriad Serena Venus.

0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you're leaving out, Mike, Mike Myers.

0:48:40.040 --> 0:48:49.320
<v Speaker 3>I got Morana's Candy Fox, Murray and who else?

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Candace? Who's Candace Candy? Oh Candy, John Candy, John Candy Candy?

0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:56.680
<v Speaker 3>So sorry, sorry sor sorry Moranas?

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:58.279
<v Speaker 2>Rick moranis Moranas.

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:03.480
<v Speaker 3>That's a that's a wild candy Candy, John Fox, Jamie Jamie,

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:07.720
<v Speaker 3>Marie Bill. And then you're you're.

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Much older than us.

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm now seeing that you're much much older than us.

0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Dude, what about like freaking Will Ferrell?

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:19.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that's and you're gonna have your turn blake.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:21.880
<v Speaker 3>So then you could say, yeah, I'm gonna think on

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:22.760
<v Speaker 3>my last one.

0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:25.200
<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm saying. It's like I have two

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 2>sections because like pardon me, wants to say like Will Ferrell,

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Zach Allifanakis, like those are like new school. But like

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:35.080
<v Speaker 2>if I'm saying, like what birthed me is like Jim Carrey,

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler, Chris Barley.

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:38.759
<v Speaker 3>I think that's what he's kind of saying I.

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:42.919
<v Speaker 4>Think you have to say your formative comics, okay, because

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:46.759
<v Speaker 4>these are all names of comedic actors that sort of

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 4>formed him.

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, right, so I would say Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey,

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Adam Sandler.

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well you can't copy my list, dude, dude, we're

0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:57.680
<v Speaker 2>the same school.

0:49:57.880 --> 0:49:59.280
<v Speaker 3>It's fine. You guys are overlapped.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well here's where I zag it's bad. Okay, I like.

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and Leslie Leslie Nielsen solid I like it very

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:12.319
<v Speaker 3>very good.

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. So you're leaving off Mike Myers. Then I

0:50:15.400 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 2>hated doing that. I hated doing that.

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I got my last one.

0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Who's kind of a sleeper, but like Amy Sedaris is

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 3>just super funny to me, okay, like Strangers with Andy

0:50:28.320 --> 0:50:31.319
<v Speaker 3>very old timer. Well, I mean in that case, it's

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 3>an all timer.

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 4>In that last Action Hero audiobook that I had read

0:50:36.520 --> 0:50:41.360
<v Speaker 4>or listened to, uh, they had said that the movies

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 4>that they have turned down, and I think it was

0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:47.879
<v Speaker 4>Arnold turned down. How I married? And so I married

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 4>an axe murderer.

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 2>WHOA that would be a much different movie.

0:50:51.600 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 4>A much different movie, right, I love learning shit like that?

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, whoa mom. Yeah, whenever they do those alternate

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:01.879
<v Speaker 2>like who they were going to cast, like how there's

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 2>the whole Chris Farley Shrek. I heard another one the

0:51:04.840 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 2>other day that, like, I was like, holy ship, that

0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 2>would have been so crazy. Dude. When I was on

0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Christ's podcast last time, he was like he was.

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:16.919
<v Speaker 4>Like, so what roles have you passed? Like turned down?

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.040
<v Speaker 4>That ended up just being like such a hit.

0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like literally never, like.

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:26.399
<v Speaker 4>I'm not I don't get offers like, dude, if it's

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:29.040
<v Speaker 4>good enough, I'm probably I'm gonna do it. Dude, I'm

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:33.560
<v Speaker 4>not getting the April offered. They're not offering me like Shrek.

0:51:33.800 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna be Shrek, you know

0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 4>what I mean?

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 3>If anything, you were gonna be the Bull and then

0:51:40.200 --> 0:51:41.279
<v Speaker 3>John Cena swooped you.

0:51:41.360 --> 0:51:44.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if anything, I get fired off the project for

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:45.040
<v Speaker 4>someone else.

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, damn it.

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean Sina dude.

0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll quick the podcast. I'll quit the podcast.

0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:54.040
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of crushing.

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 2>So we're doing New School.

0:51:55.520 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 3>I go Will Ferrell, Zach Alvinakis, Johnston, No, you don't, Tim,

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Tim high Decker and and.

0:52:05.600 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 2>You ran out because it's mine. My new School would.

0:52:09.280 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 4>Be you, Adam, thank you, Adam Vine, thank you. My

0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:15.880
<v Speaker 4>new school would be Blake Anderson unders.

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Home Damn yeah, Big Bride fairal Oh McBride's so good.

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:24.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bride's so good.

0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Bride's on the mixed Bride's yet you did yours, so

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing mine.

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh but that's a great call.

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:30.400
<v Speaker 3>This is news school.

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Kick you off Stiller, Stiller, Dealer's great.

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:37.719
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm taking Amy's and love you. Stiller's on there

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 5>for sure because he's just the quadruple.

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Or Jack Black.

0:52:42.200 --> 0:52:44.879
<v Speaker 4>There's a there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot

0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 4>of guys that you know.

0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 2>There's so much good. That was one thing we didn't

0:52:48.600 --> 0:52:50.279
<v Speaker 2>even talk about, Like what the did we talk about

0:52:50.320 --> 0:52:52.839
<v Speaker 2>the SNEL fiftieth. It was just like, there's so many

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:56.120
<v Speaker 2>comedians that I'm just like, God, these guys all fucking I.

0:52:56.080 --> 0:52:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Thought it was super duper duper funny.

0:52:59.040 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:59.400 --> 0:53:05.520
<v Speaker 4>I have watched SNL in months years and uh, you

0:53:05.600 --> 0:53:10.360
<v Speaker 4>are so dumb. I have watched it, muars and I U

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:13.480
<v Speaker 4>I really loved it.

0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:16.399
<v Speaker 2>They fucking crushed it, dude. It was I would love

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:17.240
<v Speaker 2>to give flowers.

0:53:17.239 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 4>I think this is safe to give flowers to the

0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 4>SNL fifty the SNLKA, let's.

0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Pull the plug. I don't know, there goes Lauren.

0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 5>And you know what, there was one part that disappointed

0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 5>me that kind of broke my heart. I was like,

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:31.760
<v Speaker 5>as soon as it came on, I was like, oh shit,

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:36.400
<v Speaker 5>here we go. And it was funny but not so funny,

0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:39.920
<v Speaker 5>and I don't think anybody got it outside of SNL

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:42.400
<v Speaker 5>because people just don't know this much inside baseball. And

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.799
<v Speaker 5>it was the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are

0:53:45.840 --> 0:53:46.920
<v Speaker 5>always legendary.

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, always amazing, and you didn't like this that

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:50.759
<v Speaker 4>this one.

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 5>The joke was like, you know, some some people think

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:58.120
<v Speaker 5>we did SNL because we loved it and we had

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:01.800
<v Speaker 5>so much fun and we respected Lauren and loved Lauren,

0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:04.920
<v Speaker 5>but really we did it for the money, which is

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:07.600
<v Speaker 5>a joke about how little they pay on SNL.

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah sure, yeah, yeah yeah, And then most most people know,

0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:11.399
<v Speaker 4>but I.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:15.000
<v Speaker 5>Don't think people know, right, And also like, yes, they're

0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:17.680
<v Speaker 5>living in like New York, which is super expensive and

0:54:17.719 --> 0:54:19.359
<v Speaker 5>making like one hundred and twenty grand, but one hundred

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:22.120
<v Speaker 5>and twenty grand is somebody in Mobile, Alabama's they're.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Fucking killing it.

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absotutogry, they're at they're.

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<v Speaker 5>At Dauphine right now having a drink. When I was there, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what, but I was super It's like the.

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 3>One restaurant with a view. But I was kind of like, fuck,

0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:41.800
<v Speaker 3>nobody knows the fuck. Nobody's paid on the show. Yeah,

0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 3>but hey to reach their own little deep rut. He's

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<v Speaker 3>a legend. Jack Candy, the original tweeter.

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<v Speaker 2>Essentially, Yeah, that's kind of he was kind of getting

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<v Speaker 2>some tweets off. I also, randomly, now that we're talking

0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:54.640
<v Speaker 2>to SNL, Bill Murray did hot ones and that was

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:58.800
<v Speaker 2>pretty entertaining. He didn't even flinch. I like that zero phase,

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't flinch at all. It was weird, just eight wings.

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:05.400
<v Speaker 2>So he did on the fiftieth like as part.

0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Of the pushing the movie, pushing a movie with Pete Davidson.

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<v Speaker 5>Pete Davidson, Oh really, oh cool, and he's on the press,

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:15.919
<v Speaker 5>he's pressing the flesh out there and he did hot

0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:17.960
<v Speaker 5>ones and he did. I think a lot of older

0:55:18.000 --> 0:55:20.920
<v Speaker 5>people do it and have no problem because their mouths

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:21.800
<v Speaker 5>are just done.

0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:25.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're Monster Catcher's mitt. I don't know, because my

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:30.600
<v Speaker 4>dad has smoked so many cigarettes. He's just leather on

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 4>the inside and outside. Yeah, I mean if you put

0:55:34.520 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 4>a wisp of Tabasco sauce and near any of.

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:44.040
<v Speaker 2>His food, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

0:55:44.840 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 2>it's calm.

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:47.239
<v Speaker 3>It turns into a cartoon, would dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking it's wild. And I think it's just his midwesternness.

0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Bill has gotten out of the Midwest. My dad hasn't.

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:01.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's only to visit me is when he's left

0:56:01.160 --> 0:56:06.080
<v Speaker 4>the Midwest, so he doesn't have the palette for it.

0:56:07.880 --> 0:56:11.400
<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's it's fucking wild. But Bill has seen something.

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:15.000
<v Speaker 2>He's yeah, but no matter what, those wings are spicy

0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:18.640
<v Speaker 2>a f dude, Oh yeah, not, he like doesn't even

0:56:19.200 --> 0:56:22.000
<v Speaker 2>like I think maybe towards the very end his eyes

0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 2>start to water slightly. Well, I I handled mine when

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:27.279
<v Speaker 2>I was on them. When I did that, I was

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:29.360
<v Speaker 2>able to throw him back. You did great. You were

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:31.560
<v Speaker 2>very funny, But I do think you were like a

0:56:31.920 --> 0:56:33.800
<v Speaker 2>little bit of like a runny nose. Well, I was

0:56:33.920 --> 0:56:38.720
<v Speaker 2>sweating and yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was crying and pissed.

0:56:39.040 --> 0:56:44.399
<v Speaker 2>I pissed myself my pants, but I did.

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 3>It was hot sauce and You're like, no, that's blood

0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 3>coming out of my buttthole. Yeah, that's you have a

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:57.440
<v Speaker 3>last dab in your pantses ser.

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Goofy Murray on the tapuh and.

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<v Speaker 5>Heahead, that's a great tattoo idea. No, it's just a

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:07.839
<v Speaker 5>good because, I mean, I imagine and maybe I'm wrong.

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:11.360
<v Speaker 5>He's in his dressing room, he's getting into his wardrobe.

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:14.400
<v Speaker 5>He fucking looks in the mirror at his arm and

0:57:14.640 --> 0:57:16.760
<v Speaker 5>is like, just go do what these guys did?

0:57:17.520 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:20.520
<v Speaker 4>Then he covers it and then plays that serial killer

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 4>in that mini serious that he.

0:57:23.240 --> 0:57:25.720
<v Speaker 2>Did where he fucking crushed it. I just I just

0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:30.040
<v Speaker 2>fingered her. He's a really he's a really good actor.

0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I like, but I guess I kind of like buttles.

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 3>So he.

0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a great actor and he's very funny. He's

0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.680
<v Speaker 2>a very talented man. What was that called? What was

0:57:43.760 --> 0:57:44.040
<v Speaker 2>that called?

0:57:44.080 --> 0:57:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Blackbird?

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I would love to try to find something blackbird.

0:57:46.960 --> 0:57:48.800
<v Speaker 4>I'd love to try to find something I try to

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:49.960
<v Speaker 4>get blackbird tattooed.

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jerseys is all just like serial killer movies. You're like, h.

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 3>G, I see like the idea of wait, what's the

0:58:01.800 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 3>list for heroes? Right? Uh huh, there you go.

0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 4>It's just Dahmer, Bundy, it's that guy from Norway that

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 4>doors looks identical to that locked the women in the basement.

0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Dahmer again, Uh just because, of course.

0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:24.040
<v Speaker 3>Uh the it just says bomber Timothy McVeigh, chicks, Charlie's

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:26.920
<v Speaker 3>there and plated monster just to fucking shake things up.

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Legend be such a legend. Got I got a unibomber

0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:33.960
<v Speaker 2>one when I was in Oklahoma. It just says Clea

0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Born or whatever.

0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:38.960
<v Speaker 3>The yeah, yeah, the Columbine kid was the trench coat mafi.

0:58:39.920 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is getting dark. Any take backs, any apologies,

0:58:45.040 --> 0:58:45.760
<v Speaker 2>but a time.

0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:48.800
<v Speaker 3>Mostly that last bit, That last bit double downs. What

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:50.640
<v Speaker 3>did I say? I was gonna take back later, but

0:58:50.720 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 3>I already took it back, so probably not yet.

0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:55.760
<v Speaker 4>Ticket Yeah yeah, I tried to guess he was about

0:58:55.800 --> 0:59:00.400
<v Speaker 4>Blake some beans, But I stand by everything I say Blake.

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:04.680
<v Speaker 2>I would like to double down spread a lot you

0:59:04.680 --> 0:59:06.200
<v Speaker 2>guys are spreading a lot of lies.

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:09.000
<v Speaker 4>I'd like to double down on whatever I say about

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:10.720
<v Speaker 4>Blake in this in this episode.

0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I you know what I would like to Did we

0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 2>talk about the fast food this episode? Yeah?

0:59:15.600 --> 0:59:15.960
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

0:59:16.120 --> 0:59:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I think so.

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:18.520
<v Speaker 3>The fast food fast food?

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:21.000
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm going to take back that I

0:59:21.080 --> 0:59:24.720
<v Speaker 2>said Burger King was the worst because I haven't had

0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:26.360
<v Speaker 2>it in a long enough time and I would like

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 2>to give it in another shot before I really bury it.

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:31.960
<v Speaker 3>But you can't take it back without replacing it back.

0:59:32.200 --> 0:59:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Can take it back? It's Long John Silvers. There's Long

0:59:35.400 --> 0:59:36.880
<v Speaker 2>John Silvers on the list.

0:59:36.960 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 3>It's not it's not fast, and I don't think so.

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:40.720
<v Speaker 2>It's not fast, and it's pretty damn fast.

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:44.840
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty fast. Well, I don't know about you. I

0:59:44.840 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 3>think it's pretty fast.

0:59:45.800 --> 0:59:47.720
<v Speaker 4>But is there a drive through? If there's a drive

0:59:47.800 --> 0:59:50.080
<v Speaker 4>through account, I think so, Okay, then yeah, then fuck

0:59:50.160 --> 0:59:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Long John Silvers. Dude, but they have see then this

0:59:53.080 --> 0:59:55.120
<v Speaker 4>goes back to my point. There's items on the list.

0:59:55.120 --> 0:59:56.680
<v Speaker 4>Their hush Puppies are very good.

0:59:56.880 --> 0:59:59.520
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So Blake, you can't take burger King off the

0:59:59.560 --> 1:00:02.000
<v Speaker 5>list with replacing it because I don't like now it's

1:00:02.120 --> 1:00:02.720
<v Speaker 5>it's a cop out.

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:04.160
<v Speaker 3>It's almost a cop out, Blake.

1:00:04.280 --> 1:00:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Just stand for something once, Just stand for something.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate to say this, but I've had I've had

1:00:09.360 --> 1:00:12.480
<v Speaker 2>a bad experience with white Castle before.

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, white Castle's awful.

1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:16.640
<v Speaker 4>Well you could say that white Castle fucking sucks.

1:00:16.520 --> 1:00:19.800
<v Speaker 2>It right, because you know what's better is Chris? Like,

1:00:19.920 --> 1:00:21.920
<v Speaker 2>do you feel bad about saying that? Because I know

1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to Like, I know, like a lot

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:25.840
<v Speaker 2>isn't it's like a Chicago thing. I don't want to

1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:26.440
<v Speaker 2>ship on it.

1:00:26.600 --> 1:00:28.400
<v Speaker 3>But it's not necessarily a Chicago thing.

1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:31.280
<v Speaker 2>There's one in there's a whole movie franchise about it.

1:00:31.560 --> 1:00:33.560
<v Speaker 3>That's true. It's like maybe I just had I had

1:00:33.640 --> 1:00:36.400
<v Speaker 3>it in like a gas station and it was very bad. Yeah,

1:00:36.440 --> 1:00:39.120
<v Speaker 3>it's awful, very The meat is like liquid.

1:00:39.320 --> 1:00:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really bad.

1:00:40.400 --> 1:00:42.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't even think I said my worst, did I?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know hit us with it. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>Arby's Rocks, speaking.

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<v Speaker 4>Of speaking of liquid liquid meat, Arby's, Arby's Arby's Rocks. Yeah,

1:00:49.960 --> 1:00:53.760
<v Speaker 4>RB you could. You can get a great meal at Arby's. Dude,

1:00:53.760 --> 1:00:54.240
<v Speaker 4>They're curly.

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<v Speaker 3>Get them. I can't remember do they do?

1:00:57.920 --> 1:01:01.160
<v Speaker 2>They have the meats? Actually, I hate the bow, I

1:01:01.320 --> 1:01:03.280
<v Speaker 2>hate the bones. That was my take back.

1:01:03.360 --> 1:01:06.040
<v Speaker 3>So I did I mean Burger Kings out there? Man?

1:01:06.240 --> 1:01:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I think you said Del Taco, didn't you me? Yes?

1:01:09.200 --> 1:01:11.880
<v Speaker 4>And then I was like, uh it was it was

1:01:11.960 --> 1:01:15.960
<v Speaker 4>just the best sucks. According to USA Today.

1:01:16.280 --> 1:01:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why don't you go eat it right now, you

1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:20.880
<v Speaker 3>fox face? What's stop take backs? I gotta take back.

1:01:20.880 --> 1:01:24.080
<v Speaker 4>I take okay, I'm so Jesus the thought everything.

1:01:24.160 --> 1:01:25.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just saying what I saw.

1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Won't you say something else?

1:01:28.120 --> 1:01:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Everybody sucks? All right?

1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:33.520
<v Speaker 3>Well that's all I got, alright, Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 4>That was another episode brought board