Speaker 1: What crazy length have you gone to to get somebody's number?
Speaker 2: Gewill show, you get.
Speaker 1: A billboard, you hire a plane to write in the sky.
Speaker 1: Did you do the unthinkable and walk up to them
Speaker 1: and give them a pleasurable introduction and then ask them
Speaker 1: politely if you could take them out for a drink sometime?
Speaker 2: Gross?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's disgusting, right, I asked because one man is
Speaker 1: going viral for the way he got a girl's number,
Speaker 1: and now the entire internet is debating on if he's
Speaker 1: a total romantic or a total creep.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: What it is and why this guy's either a casanova
Speaker 1: or just a cassano. It's the gel Show. What's the
Speaker 1: most original way you've asked somebody out? It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 1: You know, you got to shoot your shot, right, It
Speaker 1: just depends on how you do it. Are you like
Speaker 1: an international spy waiting in the wings for a perfect
Speaker 1: target and then you keep it nice and low key
Speaker 1: and walk up to them tall, dark and mysterious and
Speaker 1: then ask them out on a date?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or are you like one of those fishermen who throws
Speaker 1: a stick of dynamite in the water and sees what
Speaker 1: floats to the surface. Well, one man is going viral
Speaker 1: today for the way he asked the woman out, and
Speaker 1: the internet is debating if he's the sweetest dude ever
Speaker 1: or if he's earned the honor of twenty twenty four's
Speaker 1: creep of the Year.
Speaker 2: Here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Also text in four one oh six one if you
Speaker 1: think you can top this story. A woman posted on
Speaker 1: TikTok the other day about how she was asked out
Speaker 1: and she had just gotten off of a flight and
Speaker 1: was at the airport when she received this text, Hi, Kristen,
Speaker 1: my name is Nate. I saw you and thought you
Speaker 1: were so beautiful. Oh, so I had to find a
Speaker 1: way to talk to you. Text read I saw your
Speaker 1: number on your luggage tag? What and decided to text you.
Speaker 1: I promise this isn't as weird as it seems.
Speaker 2: Give a guy a chance. No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the guy got her number off of her
Speaker 1: luggage tag and tried to hit her up.
Speaker 2: That's so nice. I think it's nice, Nina. Yes, because
Speaker 2: you know that you are the only one he's contacting.
Speaker 2: You could have looked at all the luggage tags. No,
Speaker 2: there's no way. There's not enough time to look at
Speaker 2: all of the luggage tags, because if you look at
Speaker 2: your DMS, that's all this hey beautiful, hey beautiful. At
Speaker 2: least this is more unique. This is more hey beautiful.
Speaker 4: I followed you all the way until you dropped your
Speaker 4: lugag drop, and then I found your number and now
Speaker 4: I'm texting you.
Speaker 2: And that means he really liked her and he put
Speaker 2: in the effort.
Speaker 1: Did he grab her bag and like hide it to
Speaker 1: get the information?
Speaker 5: He just saw it.
Speaker 2: He probably just saw it like going around, Well, I
Speaker 2: guess not, because she had to pick it up, so
Speaker 2: he had to know that it was hers exactly. Probably
Speaker 2: just walked by casually, look down and has a photographic memory. Well,
Speaker 2: come on, here's the more likely story.
Speaker 6: Spotted her before the plane took off, clocked her bag
Speaker 6: in his brain boop, and she's like, oh, I see
Speaker 6: her in line. She's now dropping her bag right. Then
Speaker 6: he sits the whole flight. He's brewing, he's stewing, he's
Speaker 6: figuring it out right. Then he gets to the baggage
Speaker 6: claim and he makes sure he's right by where it
Speaker 6: drops it. As soon as it drops, he picks it up,
Speaker 6: pretends he's like, oh wait, that's not my bag, but
Speaker 6: clocks the phone number right, probably takes a picture of it.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I wrote it down in his phone.
Speaker 2: Yes, take a minute. I mean, I don't know. This
Speaker 2: is all very oddly specific, so I'm just wondering.
Speaker 6: Brad, I just know the logistics of how this would
Speaker 6: have to work, right, Okay, what.
Speaker 2: Do you say exactly? It feels like this is something
Speaker 2: he's done. We're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a guy that the Internet is either
Speaker 1: saying it's super romantic or super creepy because he got
Speaker 1: a girl's number off for luggage tag and then hit
Speaker 1: her up and she posted it on TikTok and now
Speaker 1: it's going viral.
Speaker 4: I feel like you have to get someone's number, you'd
Speaker 4: have to just make like Brad saying, like you just
Speaker 4: glance at a bag and be.
Speaker 2: Like, night, yeah you got it. Literally well also looking
Speaker 2: at it. I mean, doesn't that also just show his interest?
Speaker 2: Like if he was a serial killer, he wouldn't have
Speaker 2: texted her, you just would have stalked her. And then
Speaker 2: he already did the stalking exactly of serial killing here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but was just trying to love her. Every CSI Miami
Speaker 2: episode starts, you know, why, Because I'm just sick of it,
Speaker 2: and I know my mom tells me all you got
Speaker 2: to do is find a dude that likes you, that
Speaker 2: puts in the effort, and cares for you more than
Speaker 2: you care for him. And as I'm hearing this story,
Speaker 2: it sounds like this guy cares for her and will
Speaker 2: probably more than anybody else.
Speaker 1: Well, if you were at the airport, Nina, and some
Speaker 1: guy got your number from your bag tag and hit
Speaker 1: you up, you'd be down.
Speaker 2: I say, send a picky. What think he's waiting for, like,
Speaker 2: just to get into your house to kill you? Well,
Speaker 2: then he really worked hard at doing it. He was like, well,
Speaker 2: at least he tried, he wanted the effort for it.
Speaker 2: At least I could go out knowing that somebody cared enough.
Speaker 2: Because as of right now, if I went out, that's
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 1: I will say I've done something similar. What you have
Speaker 1: a lot of bag tag?
Speaker 7: What was?
Speaker 1: I was in line at the grocery store one time
Speaker 1: and this girl was giving out her awards number, and
Speaker 1: I took out my notes in my.
Speaker 2: Phone and I wrote down a number. As she was saying, okay,
Speaker 2: this is not I did text her. How did it work. Well.
Speaker 1: I tried to text her and be like, hey, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, good, you know, wrong number text, hoping that
Speaker 1: I could start some sort of like it'll be like
Speaker 1: a Hallmark movie, you know. She gets to text me
Speaker 1: and like are we meeting this Saturday? And she's like,
Speaker 1: wrong number, And I'm like, oh, my name is Jubile,
Speaker 1: how are you? And then all of a sudden, well,
Speaker 1: now I'm free Saturday.
Speaker 2: It didn't happen text work exactly, okay, but I would
Speaker 2: like you all to know that Jubil is one of
Speaker 2: the most romantic people. We all know that's true, and
Speaker 2: he did that.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: If I got a message like that, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: why are you so texting me this? I told you
Speaker 4: it's a wrong person already go bind your Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it didn't work for me. She didn't respond with anything.
Speaker 1: But it did still work out because I do use
Speaker 1: that number when I'm at safe we getting gas.
Speaker 2: So I do get a discount. So it did work.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 9: It's another Jewbile phone Frameay mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from I was
Speaker 1: looking for Susan. Yes, Hi, Hey, Susan How are you.
Speaker 8: I'm good.
Speaker 2: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm having a great day, Thank you very much. I'm
Speaker 1: actually calling because we haven't met yet, but you've been
Speaker 1: interviewing and I've got to talk to you. I'm one,
Speaker 1: I'm in HR, so I need to speak with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm calling to let you know that we have
Speaker 1: decided to go ahead and hire you. Oh yes, congratulations,
Speaker 1: no problem. We will reach out with further detail. Okay, yep,
Speaker 1: but the start date should be next week. But again,
Speaker 1: I'll have I'll have who have you.
Speaker 2: Been interviewing with again, Jared.
Speaker 1: I'll have Jared give you a call and go over
Speaker 1: all that stuff. But I just want to call and
Speaker 1: take congratulations.
Speaker 10: Okay, good, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I was excited. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 10: Thanks. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, Susan P. Deekins again. Oh hi, yeah, so calling
Speaker 1: you back. Just needed to touch on one thing about
Speaker 1: the job that you're just hired for.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, unfortunately we are going to have to let
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: Wait why Well, you know, after I got off the
Speaker 1: phone with you after hiring you, I thought about it
Speaker 1: and you weren't excited enough for me. So you know,
Speaker 1: here at we like people who are very excited about
Speaker 1: their jobs.
Speaker 8: No, I don't understand.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it just was I didn't do it, although I didn't.
Speaker 1: Like you on the phone, right Yeah, So there was
Speaker 1: just yeah, it just wasn't excited enough for me, and
Speaker 1: so therefore I'm going to go ahead and recommend that
Speaker 1: we do not hire you. So I'm so sorry about
Speaker 1: that before, but I thought about it more and I
Speaker 1: was just like, wow, that was really a lame expression
Speaker 1: when I told you had the job, and uh, like
Speaker 1: I said, one people who are excited about their work here,
Speaker 1: So have a good day.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I.
Speaker 11: Prove it to you anyway by now bye.
Speaker 7: Oh hello, Hi, Susan P.
Speaker 2: Dagins again from Yeah you know what.
Speaker 1: Uh pretty awkward to call you and hire you and
Speaker 1: then fire you. Yeah, so I'm calling you back because
Speaker 1: I want to discuss I sound like you were going
Speaker 1: to say something before I hung up.
Speaker 2: Were you going to say something?
Speaker 11: I mean, I was just going to say that I'm
Speaker 11: really excited and if I agree with you in some
Speaker 11: other way, I would like you. I don't want to
Speaker 11: lose a job because of the way I answered the phone.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you know, against my better judgment, I'm going
Speaker 1: to hire you back, Susan, you got the job. Thank
Speaker 1: you yep, and so, like I said, Jared will be
Speaker 1: in touch.
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, all right, bye bye bye.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hi, Susan Pedekins again from Hello, Hey, so unfortunately
Speaker 13: I have to let you know that we do have
Speaker 13: to not hire you.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 15: I'm really good.
Speaker 2: I'm getting whiplashed from this.
Speaker 10: Why do you keep like hiring me and firing me?
Speaker 10: I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 1: I went and talked to Jared, who's the guy that
Speaker 1: you'd be working for, you know? And I asked him
Speaker 1: what sort of outfit you wore on your interview and
Speaker 1: he told me the color and I just did not
Speaker 1: like the outfit that he described.
Speaker 10: This is starting to seem ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a good day, thank you. Hello, Hey, Susan
Speaker 1: pede Eakins again from me.
Speaker 11: Okay, now I'm done. I don't want this job anymore.
Speaker 11: If you're going to keep with flashing me around and
Speaker 11: hiring me and firing me, I do not want this job.
Speaker 11: I don't want to work for a company like that.
Speaker 11: You are literally an what's your job? But you're not
Speaker 11: even doing your job.
Speaker 10: You're terrible at that and there it is.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of passion I was looking for. Susan,
Speaker 2: you are hired back.
Speaker 10: Didn't you hear me? You twit?
Speaker 11: I do not want your jobs anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is
Speaker 1: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
Speaker 1: on you and your friend. Jessica set you up. It's
Speaker 1: a joke, she said. She said, you've been interviewing for
Speaker 1: jobs and you think you might have got one, and
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I hate her.
Speaker 5: Annoying wake up every morning with jewbel phone Franks.
Speaker 2: It's sign of Bernina's what's trending? So Live Nation has
Speaker 2: just been hit with a class action lawsuit over the
Speaker 2: ticket Master data breach. So do you remember back in
Speaker 2: April they got hacked and everybody got warned to go
Speaker 2: in and change your passwords and all that stuff because
Speaker 2: all of your information was leaked out. God, well now
Speaker 2: they're getting hit with it because of all of that.
Speaker 2: So they want Ticketmaster to actually take responsibility for not
Speaker 2: having better security, which is Live Nation do they own Ticketmasters?
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 6: In fact, I looked up live Nation yesterday for a
Speaker 6: random reason. And I didn't realize just how many companies
Speaker 6: Live Nation.
Speaker 2: I know, they own everything.
Speaker 6: You know, we just as a show went to Austin
Speaker 6: City limits Live Nation Nation.
Speaker 2: Yea, that's not surprising. Well, but they don't tell you that.
Speaker 6: They say it's C three, which is a subsidiary of
Speaker 6: But they run Lollapalooza, they run the Governor's Ball, they
Speaker 6: run all of it.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, I was like floored.
Speaker 6: Wow, It's like when you find out that the Lieu
Speaker 6: Vatan people own like every brand except for like nine
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 2: Is that illegal? Is that like a monopo? Well they
Speaker 2: are being yeah, but this one's different because they are
Speaker 2: a monopoly and should have all of this type of
Speaker 2: you know, all the resources. They're saying, you should have
Speaker 2: had better security, better data security practices in place. So
Speaker 2: this was filed in the California federal courts and they're
Speaker 2: looking for unspecified damages of at least five million dollars
Speaker 2: on behalf of millions of users. That seems kind of low, no,
Speaker 2: pretty low for all of the people that were affected
Speaker 2: by this. Five million dollars doesn't go that far a lot.
Speaker 4: But does that mean we can join the class action
Speaker 4: lawsuit if we are part of I.
Speaker 2: Believe, yes, the one used we get a check for
Speaker 2: twenty cents.
Speaker 6: Yes, usually you're automatically, like, so I've actually been a
Speaker 6: part of the ones that you get added to automatically.
Speaker 6: I used to work for a company that did some
Speaker 6: bad stuff and I didn't know. I just get a
Speaker 6: check one day for like thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got like a two dollars check before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I never knew what those were for the class action
Speaker 2: last year settled. That's one thing. This will make your
Speaker 2: feet feel good and get your little fur babies in
Speaker 2: the feel good mood too. Crocs is now coming out
Speaker 2: with shoes for dogs and matching ones for they're humans.
Speaker 2: That's cute, cute, It is really cute. Dogs are like what.
Speaker 1: Like, I thought those things are ridiculous on the human.
Speaker 2: For me, and I never really understood the shoes for
Speaker 2: dogs thing, except for when it's cold outside or hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or hot really hot like that way their feet
Speaker 4: their feet burned.
Speaker 2: Well, the juice is a definitely upgrade. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You can get him to wear it. Oh, cross even
Speaker 2: in sport mode does in sport mode. We're ready for
Speaker 2: a run. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: What do you mean the little the little thing that
Speaker 4: goes on the back of your heel that's putting into
Speaker 4: sport mode.
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: Thing over your You're ready to run, baby, let's go.
Speaker 2: There goes Jubel and here's dog, mister Pross.
Speaker 1: Now I know if I see anybody wearing crocs with
Speaker 1: the back flips, they're going somewhere.
Speaker 4: Non sport modes like we're doing. Just like later on
Speaker 4: the house sport mods like, oh, they mean business.
Speaker 6: They're going to get coffee before they go back and
Speaker 6: lay around the house.
Speaker 2: And that's what's trend. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the.
Speaker 1: Jubile Show, Ryan is on the phone today for to
Speaker 1: catch a cheater and he thinks that his wife of
Speaker 1: six years, Vanessa, might be messing around. So we're call
Speaker 1: her in a few minutes and see if we can
Speaker 1: figure that out. But first, Ryan, I'm sorry, situation man,
Speaker 1: why do you think your wife might be cheating?
Speaker 14: Well, we've had a great marriage, like everything's you know,
Speaker 14: for the most part, it's been going well. But then lately,
Speaker 14: you know, with work and stuff, we've just been swamped
Speaker 14: and we really haven't been able to spend that much
Speaker 14: time together, so we thought it'd be fun and maybe
Speaker 14: spice things up by adding another girl.
Speaker 16: Okay, so yeah, since you know it's another.
Speaker 14: Girl, I wanted to let her pick. And we have
Speaker 14: this mutual friend. Her name's Jenny, Like she's.
Speaker 16: Hung out with us, come with us to the.
Speaker 14: Bars, drank with us, and you know, so.
Speaker 10: Like she knows there.
Speaker 2: So that's who she who she chose.
Speaker 14: And Jennie was down for so she was like, neither
Speaker 14: of us had done this before, and she was super
Speaker 14: nervous about it. She's never been with another girl, so
Speaker 14: she was like drinking a little bit, you know, and
Speaker 14: then we've drank a lot of smoked a lot and
Speaker 14: she ended up getting too trash and and it didn't
Speaker 14: end up happening. But since then, I feel like, since
Speaker 14: then go down, I'm like she's just been distant, you know,
Speaker 14: like like I know my wife and I can tell
Speaker 14: what she's bored. She's just like she doesn't text me
Speaker 14: back like she usually used to, and it's just been
Speaker 14: very vague and she's just going out a lot, and
Speaker 14: I don't know, man, I.
Speaker 16: Just got this. It's like this pit of my stomach
Speaker 16: like I could feel it.
Speaker 2: So was that Jenny girl there that time when you
Speaker 2: when you guys all were getting kind of messed up
Speaker 2: before it was actually about to go down. Was she
Speaker 2: also there prepared to let it go down and then
Speaker 2: just it just never happened.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, we were all hanging out, but
Speaker 14: then yeah, Vanessa just I think I think she just
Speaker 14: was a little too nervous and then you know.
Speaker 10: Try to overcompensate it by we.
Speaker 14: Just drank a smoke a little too much and you know, so, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Just didn't happen. Do you think that she's spending time
Speaker 2: with Jenny without you?
Speaker 10: I don't know. I mean maybe, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some some's going on, Like I don't know if.
Speaker 16: It's with Jenny or with another guy or somebody. It's
Speaker 16: just like I can.
Speaker 14: Tell when she's bored, like she's around, I feel like
Speaker 14: she doesn't want to be there, you.
Speaker 2: Know, So to you, boredom automatically goes to bedroom like
Speaker 2: could boredom be conversation? Could it be?
Speaker 16: You guys are Yeah, it's not just better, it's more
Speaker 16: it's more like just like the way we used to
Speaker 16: enjoy our company and you know, it's this stuff like that,
Speaker 16: and like her responses.
Speaker 14: Are vague and quick, and you know, it's just been
Speaker 14: forever since we've had sex, and yeah, I don't know
Speaker 14: if I you know, if I screwed something up.
Speaker 16: Or like I just I just missed, you know, that
Speaker 16: mischievous little cycle.
Speaker 17: That I married.
Speaker 14: And you know, of course some thumb's not there, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is she giving you any hints that she's that
Speaker 2: anything else might be going on other than that she's
Speaker 2: not kind of detached?
Speaker 16: No, I mean, it's just like I said, just her
Speaker 16: texts are vague and short, and it's just like it's
Speaker 16: got the ceiling, you know.
Speaker 1: And have you tried to find out in any other
Speaker 1: way or is this your first attempt to like see
Speaker 1: if you can figure it out?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 14: This isn't my first attempt to kind of figure things out,
Speaker 14: like I, you know, I just U I said, it's
Speaker 14: just been ferver since we had sex. And it's just
Speaker 14: like I don't want to be overbearing or whatever, you know,
Speaker 14: because then that like push her further away, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll try to figure out for you. You
Speaker 1: already told us what grocery store you guys are a
Speaker 1: Rewards card member at So we'll play a song come
Speaker 1: Back and then call her and pretend to be from
Speaker 1: the grocery store and say that every month we choose
Speaker 1: one lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our Florida department. We'll see if she sends those
Speaker 1: to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, cool, all right, we'll play.
Speaker 1: A song come back and get her to catch cheeter next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of Today's to Catch a Cheeter
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the phone
Speaker 1: and Ryan thinks that his wife of six years, Vanessa,
Speaker 1: might be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: her and pretend to be from the grocery store, that
Speaker 1: she's a Rewards card member, and say that she's this
Speaker 1: month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
Speaker 1: We'll see if she sends those to Ryan or to
Speaker 1: somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan, why don't
Speaker 1: you refresh our memory on why you think she's cheating.
Speaker 14: We wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, and uh,
Speaker 14: we try to get our friend Jenny involved, but you
Speaker 14: know she was really nervous my wife, and then you know,
Speaker 14: she drank a lot, we smoked a lot and she
Speaker 14: just just ended again a little too trash and and
Speaker 14: it didn't go down. But since then, like she's just
Speaker 14: been distant and like, you know, I don't I don't
Speaker 14: know what.
Speaker 10: The deal is.
Speaker 16: It's like we haven't had sex or forever.
Speaker 2: Her texts are just vague and.
Speaker 16: Like non responsive.
Speaker 14: She's a texted bad right away like she used to,
Speaker 14: and it's just uh yeah, it's just a awkward.
Speaker 2: All right, man, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Carble calling from I was looking for
Speaker 1: our rewards card. Remember named Vanessa.
Speaker 10: Hi, Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1: Hey Vanessa, Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 1: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
Speaker 1: this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 10: Okay, winder of what what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: The flowers?
Speaker 10: The flowers? Okay, I won flowers.
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one rewards card member to
Speaker 1: say thank you very much for being such a valued customer.
Speaker 1: You've won thirty six long simmery roses of box of
Speaker 1: candy or chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 1: that you want within the fifty United States of America.
Speaker 1: It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, congratulations.
Speaker 10: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I love you for sure.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: And here's how it works. I can take the information
Speaker 1: down over the phone in just a matter of minutes.
Speaker 1: If you know who you want to send them to
Speaker 1: right now, I can do that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I'm good, I know who I want to Yeah.
Speaker 1: Great, okay, let me just pull up my form here.
Speaker 1: The first thing I would need would be the name,
Speaker 1: the first and name of the person that you would
Speaker 1: like to send them to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, her name is Jenny.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ginny. And is there anything you would like to
Speaker 2: put on a card?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I keep it. Thanks for opening my eyes. Another thing,
Speaker 10: see you.
Speaker 1: Tonight, Yes, I can do that. And also just one
Speaker 1: more small thing. I want to let you know that
Speaker 1: your husband is on the phone listening to this. What
Speaker 1: this is actually the Jewbil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2: My name's Jubil. Yeah, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: And we do a segment to catch a cheater where
Speaker 1: if you think your significant other might be cheating, you
Speaker 1: see you, they send flowers, suit and your husband Ryan
Speaker 1: is on the phone.
Speaker 10: We wait, Ryan, Wait what you called the radio? Ryan?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I knew I knew.
Speaker 16: Something to do with know, because you're just you did
Speaker 16: You've been so distant and like I could tell that
Speaker 16: something's off with you, and.
Speaker 10: I didn't know that was good.
Speaker 14: So I thought maybe there was another guy or no, no,
Speaker 14: you are.
Speaker 10: A piece of crap. Seriously, you called the radio. What
Speaker 10: what did you think? You thought I was cheating or something?
Speaker 10: That's really really you know, rich coming from you, I
Speaker 10: definitely knew something was up.
Speaker 9: Well okay, uh, I don't know what you told these people,
Speaker 9: But did you tell them about what you did with Jinny?
Speaker 2: What did you do with Oh?
Speaker 10: That's that's what I figured, That's what I thought.
Speaker 9: So Ryan had this great idea that we should have
Speaker 9: a threesome, and I passed out before anything happened, and
Speaker 9: then I heard, you know, I called Jenny, the girl
Speaker 9: who was there. I called her the next day and
Speaker 9: she was like, yeah, also, I should probably tell you
Speaker 9: that me and Ryan hooked up a little bit.
Speaker 10: So you cheated? Ryan you were the one you cheat. Yeah,
Speaker 10: we were drinking and we.
Speaker 16: Didn't have sex nothing like, Yeah, we messed.
Speaker 10: Around with it.
Speaker 9: Hey, I know exactly what you did, and me and
Speaker 9: Jenny did the same stuff.
Speaker 10: So there you go.
Speaker 9: I guess we're Ethan and I really liked it.
Speaker 2: So, so did you do that to get back at
Speaker 2: him or because you liked Jenny?
Speaker 9: I think at first it was seeing it back in him,
Speaker 9: and also just like, okay, well, his whole thing was
Speaker 9: like expand your horizons, like you should become more like
Speaker 9: liberated or whatever, and so.
Speaker 10: You know, if he thinks it's okay for him to
Speaker 10: do it, then I should be able to do it too.
Speaker 10: And really, well.
Speaker 2: See, technically both cheated on each other with the same person.
Speaker 9: He's going who started it, So he was when he
Speaker 9: came up with the priest. He's the one who stuck
Speaker 9: with her.
Speaker 10: When I was. So you know who's the real one
Speaker 10: at fault here? I mean both of us obviously, but
Speaker 10: you started it.
Speaker 18: I know.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I didn't tell you.
Speaker 14: I feel terrible, but I just like I don't want
Speaker 14: I don't want to continue the way things are going
Speaker 14: with you, you know, being distance with me and my
Speaker 14: disengaged like it's been awful for me.
Speaker 10: Well, I think it's crap that you cheated and I
Speaker 10: don't like it. I don't like the way this is
Speaker 10: going either.
Speaker 9: I'm visitable right now with you and I don't like
Speaker 9: this be there.
Speaker 2: The communication is starting to really open up. I just
Speaker 2: have a question about that. Did you guys set rules
Speaker 2: in place before you walked into this threesomething? Like, did
Speaker 2: you discuss that if one of you passes out you
Speaker 2: can continue without the other one or whatever it is?
Speaker 2: Because because what what I do know, Victoria anything, you
Speaker 2: can't go into those types of Actually Jubile knows too,
Speaker 2: you can't walk into those types of situations without having rules.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Ryan thought there was no reason I have rule
Speaker 9: of real friends, it'll be fine whatever, And literally.
Speaker 10: That was not the case. It was there, and yeah,
Speaker 10: we can't go back from there.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, it looks like you guys have a
Speaker 1: lot to talk about. Ryan, you got your answer, and sorry,
Speaker 1: there's no flowers, Vanessa.
Speaker 2: Maybe they both got to stop talking to Jenny.
Speaker 18: I'm not.
Speaker 16: Well, I don't want to the wrong way six years
Speaker 16: of marriage.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, sure, listen, we have two options here.
Speaker 9: We can call it quick because we cannot come back
Speaker 9: from them thinking we've changed now. But your other option
Speaker 9: is Jenny's coming over here in about half an hour here,
Speaker 9: and what a conversation.
Speaker 17: Have a conversation that competition is not gonna be allowed
Speaker 17: to talk and let us know how that threpled you
Speaker 17: out though.
Speaker 14: Okay, obviously, yeah, I'll take option too.
Speaker 5: Okay, the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 19: I'm stupid, you're smart, I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 19: You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking,
Speaker 19: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 10: All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 1: That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
Speaker 1: Versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria
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Speaker 1: get Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Victoria, answer these as fast as possible.
Speaker 1: How can you telephone?
Speaker 2: Aunt? Is a boy or a girl?
Speaker 4: Bye?
Speaker 2: Looking guns? Some tiny little aunt? What are you? I'm
Speaker 2: not never sitting on the sidewalk picking up these little
Speaker 2: siders like it's mama.
Speaker 1: Here, it's a boy, It's an uncle?
Speaker 2: Huh aunt an uncle?
Speaker 1: How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: Big one? Two cans? Or is coming up next? You
Speaker 2: will show?
Speaker 8: You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
Speaker 8: that all the work is right and just the answers
Speaker 8: are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
Speaker 8: like the most important thing in the world right now,
Speaker 8: but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
Speaker 8: guys to like you.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's a favorite trivia game. You versus
Speaker 1: Victoria Your chance. Just take on Victoria Ramirez in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for all the trivia glory and one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars Macy's gift card. Let's meet today's contestant for
Speaker 1: you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2: Brittany.
Speaker 1: What's up, Brittany.
Speaker 12: Nay?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm here with my boy.
Speaker 10: My oldest is shocked that we got through.
Speaker 1: That's a long name.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 10: Get creative?
Speaker 2: What are your kids?
Speaker 15: Kids?
Speaker 2: Oh? Those are great names?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right, good, really good naming job. Not quite
Speaker 1: as good as shocked we got through. But shocked we
Speaker 1: got through is gonna be the name of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. We're gonna tell Victoria to
Speaker 1: leave the studio. By all right, Victoria is leaving, and Brittany,
Speaker 1: here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 1: you outright to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 10: I'm as ready as I can be.
Speaker 2: Alright, here we go. Your time it starts now? Which
Speaker 2: is faster light or sound? What is the powerhouse of
Speaker 2: the cell? What sport is love? A score in.
Speaker 10: Nant?
Speaker 2: Which bird has the largest wingspan?
Speaker 15: Eg?
Speaker 2: How many noses does a slug have?
Speaker 1: How many are too?
Speaker 2: I got that it will.
Speaker 1: Bring Victoria back in the studio and while she's getting settled,
Speaker 1: Brittany was something you would like the world to know today.
Speaker 10: I am a preschool teacher at a super awesome monitory school.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just sorious geometry in kindergarten.
Speaker 20: I think, yeah, they than I am.
Speaker 2: My brother went to one of those. He's an engineer.
Speaker 2: I'm a radio.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Victoria is ready to play the game,
Speaker 1: but when she walked back in studio, I saw her
Speaker 1: sniffer hair and then give a funny look over the
Speaker 1: power this morning.
Speaker 2: I showered yesterday.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I just I wanted to see if it
Speaker 4: smell bad.
Speaker 2: But I didn't smell bad. It smells like my hair.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know you, all right, Victoria can be little key thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know one, just sniff your hair and you have
Speaker 1: to be Brittany out right to win? All right, Brittany,
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2: Which is faster light or sound?
Speaker 17: Light?
Speaker 2: What is the powerhouse of the cell?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, I know what's at the m mitochondria?
Speaker 2: What sport is love? A scoring? What this? Uh? If
Speaker 2: your hair? We can give you a question next. Which
Speaker 2: bird has the largest wingspan? An eagle? Now a pelican?
Speaker 2: How many noses does a slug have? Five? Are worker
Speaker 2: bees male or female?
Speaker 17: Give me a second, I'm trying think of the B
Speaker 17: movie is male?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll mail We'll give you that and let's
Speaker 1: send it on over to the score record and see
Speaker 1: how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Brittany
Speaker 1: got too correct. Victoria also got to correct, which makes
Speaker 1: Brittany a rare victory for the caller.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Brittany. Let's get the answers now with Nina. Light
Speaker 2: is faster than sound. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of
Speaker 2: the cello. Love is a score in tennis. That's not true.
Speaker 2: Albatross is a bird with the largest wingspan. Off with
Speaker 2: the Robert. Slugs have four noses and worker bees are female?
Speaker 17: Dang it, I always had female too, But then I
Speaker 17: started to see Brad almost like give me a point.
Speaker 2: That's when I said male. So I was I was like,
Speaker 2: would keep it going male?
Speaker 1: I meant to though, Oh congratulations, Brittany, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for playing.
Speaker 2: You're doing okay today, Victoria, I want to start crying
Speaker 2: for not every sin, but also in the bee would
Speaker 2: be Berry went out?
Speaker 17: No, I know that for a fact, don't I guess.
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Speaker 1: Liz is on the phone today for our First Date
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Elliot.
Speaker 1: So the second we're going to call him and see
Speaker 1: if he tell us why he's ghosting here. But first, Liz,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Elliott?
Speaker 10: It's been four days?
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 19: Why?
Speaker 21: Well, because we had such an amazing date and it
Speaker 21: was really long and intricate and wonderful. So yeah, I
Speaker 21: mean we went on Hinge and we were like talking
Speaker 21: for a month, so there.
Speaker 10: Was a big lead up.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, yeah, we're just we're busy, and so when
Speaker 18: we finally had a Saturday where we could actually see
Speaker 18: each other. We did it, and we decided it was
Speaker 18: going to be a whole day, like a day date,
Speaker 18: and so we started with a coffee and a walk,
Speaker 18: and then we went to the aquarium, and then we
Speaker 18: had a late lunch and drinks.
Speaker 3: It keeps going, and then we're like, what do we
Speaker 3: do about okay?
Speaker 18: And then we like looked to some antique shops that
Speaker 18: were like in the area, and then he took me.
Speaker 10: To his favorite bar and we had more drinks.
Speaker 18: And some apps, and then we played pool and we
Speaker 18: were having such a good time that he invited me back.
Speaker 10: To his place and I went and that was great too,
Speaker 10: and I slept over.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that sounds like an amazing date. That's
Speaker 2: like five dates in one.
Speaker 10: And there was never an awkward moment. Like everything was wonderful.
Speaker 10: We were just playful. We seem to have the same
Speaker 10: sense of humor.
Speaker 3: We kend of making each other laugh.
Speaker 10: We're like both kind of adventurous.
Speaker 18: We kept wanting to like do new things.
Speaker 10: So that's what I'm saying, Like it just felt amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, how did it end?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 18: I slept over and just saying that part was good too, awkward,
Speaker 18: just nice and easy.
Speaker 10: We had coffee in.
Speaker 18: The morning and then we're like, I guess you've been
Speaker 18: together for.
Speaker 10: Like almost twenty four hours, so I'll give you some space.
Speaker 18: But like we kissed and the next day we were
Speaker 18: like texting a lot, just saying how are you?
Speaker 3: And then after that I tried to text.
Speaker 10: Them like four more time and nothing.
Speaker 2: What was your texting?
Speaker 14: Like?
Speaker 10: Well, the first, you know, day was like, oh that
Speaker 10: was so much fun. We talked about like today jokes,
Speaker 10: the aquarium. But then I was just like, how's your
Speaker 10: day going?
Speaker 3: Or I sent.
Speaker 10: Him a picture like saw this and thought.
Speaker 18: Of you because it made sense at the bar we
Speaker 18: were in like stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there wasn't anything like awkward that you said
Speaker 1: on text that could be the reason ghosting.
Speaker 18: No, although I'm now thinking there is one thing, but
Speaker 18: it didn't seem like I know, it didn't seem like a.
Speaker 10: Big deal, but now but I just keep thinking about it.
Speaker 18: When we were in bed together, I kind of made
Speaker 18: this joke because he said something about kids or babies,
Speaker 18: and then I'm like, oh, yeah, what would our babies
Speaker 18: look like?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, but he kind of went with it and
Speaker 3: it wasn't awkward at the time, so I think he
Speaker 3: knew I was joking.
Speaker 18: But now I'm wondering, Oh, maybe he thought I like
Speaker 18: want babies.
Speaker 2: Once you're here serious, some people are just into that,
Speaker 2: like some for some people to get there that fast,
Speaker 2: they I don't even think that they understand what they're
Speaker 2: talking about, Like it's part of like the thing thing,
Speaker 2: like tell me what my baby would look like? Gotcha?
Speaker 2: And then this is more fun for me now. So
Speaker 2: maybe that maybe he thought that was your thing, or
Speaker 2: maybe he thought you really wanted Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope what is that?
Speaker 6: But that's the only thing auld freak you out double.
Speaker 2: What if somebody was in bed with you and they're like,
Speaker 2: tell me what you think our baby would look like?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, okay, But also I've trusted
Speaker 1: the wrong people. All right, we'll play the song come back,
Speaker 1: and then call him and see if you'll tell us
Speaker 1: why is ghosting you and maybe get you another day
Speaker 1: if you still want me.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it next if you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for today's first date follow up. Liz is on
Speaker 1: the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Elliott.
Speaker 1: We're about to call him and see if he'll tell
Speaker 1: us why is ghosting her and maybe get her another date.
Speaker 1: But first, Liz, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
Speaker 1: your situation?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 18: I mean, so I met this guy Elliott after like
Speaker 18: we texted for.
Speaker 3: A month and we had.
Speaker 18: This amazing state where it lasted about twenty four hours,
Speaker 18: and I did so many things and everything was fun
Speaker 18: by acquiring.
Speaker 10: Hum of pool and bar and drinks, and we hooked
Speaker 10: up and we laughed and texted the next day. And
Speaker 10: now I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 2: And what's the one reason you think that he might
Speaker 2: be hosting you?
Speaker 10: Well, I did mention that, like what would our babies.
Speaker 3: Look like when we were in bed together?
Speaker 10: But it was just really fast. It was gorgeous curls
Speaker 10: and I have gorgeous eye.
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful. All right, are you ready for us
Speaker 2: to call him?
Speaker 10: Yes, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello him, I speak to Elliott please.
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1: Hey Elliott, how are you? My name is Jewbell and
Speaker 1: the house the radio show. It's called the Jewbell Show.
Speaker 2: Hi Elliott, the show's here. My name is Nina. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Victoria. How are you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 22: Good?
Speaker 20: Hey guys, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Just chilling?
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, do it?
Speaker 20: You guys do a good job.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 10: I have.
Speaker 2: Great. That's cool. Well guess what, Elliott, did somebody put
Speaker 2: you off to this?
Speaker 1: Yes, we got an email about you and somebody that
Speaker 1: you're ghosting. They want to know why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1: You have any idea? Who could be?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I have an idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take a shot. I'll tell you if you're right.
Speaker 16: All right?
Speaker 10: Is it Liz?
Speaker 1: Yes, Elliott, congratulations, you know who you're ghosting. So Liz
Speaker 1: wants to know why you're not calling her back. She said,
Speaker 1: you guys had an awesome time.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 20: I mean, of course she would call you guys, because
Speaker 20: just what should do? Okay? So yeah, first let me say, look,
Speaker 20: I really liked Liz, but I mean even this is
Speaker 20: a bit extreme right now, Like wow, I just have
Speaker 20: to say, like she's a bit cleaning and uh, she
Speaker 20: like was constantly texting me like it was just sweating me.
Speaker 20: Wouldn't even give me like some breathing room. I mean
Speaker 20: it was a great data and everything, and yeah, we
Speaker 20: did hook up, but then I got really weirded out
Speaker 20: because I mean we're laying in bed, you know, everything's
Speaker 20: going okay, and then she's like, oh gee, I wonder
Speaker 20: what our baby's name would be. And I'm like what
Speaker 20: she told.
Speaker 1: Us about that she said that might have scared you off.
Speaker 20: I mean I was a little bit freaked out, like
Speaker 20: I'm like, whoa, Like what are you talking about what
Speaker 20: our baby would look like and what.
Speaker 10: His name would be.
Speaker 20: I just met you, like came, you know, like pumped
Speaker 20: a break, and then you know, she leaves and then
Speaker 20: she just constantly starts pinging my phone and texting me
Speaker 20: over and over. Like I had to like basically turn
Speaker 20: my phone on silent because my buddies.
Speaker 10: Were like, dude, like what's going on? Like is it work?
Speaker 20: And I'm like, no, it's this girl home. They're like,
Speaker 20: oh my god, like what's going on? And I have
Speaker 20: to be honest with you, like my last relationship was
Speaker 20: super smothering. You know, I just I can't be in
Speaker 20: that sort of environment, like it just causes the munch
Speaker 20: of PSD and it's uncomfortable and I get anxiety and
Speaker 20: I just felt super smothered by her. And it's a
Speaker 20: huge turn off.
Speaker 2: So it's just too much for you.
Speaker 20: Yeah, way too much. Like she's got to pump the brakes.
Speaker 20: Like I know, you know, it was all good. She's
Speaker 20: good looking, I'm good looking.
Speaker 16: You know, the physical part of it was perfect.
Speaker 20: You know, it's all good. But my goodness, you know,
Speaker 20: give a guy some space.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it sounds to be like so much.
Speaker 1: Well this might not be good then, but she's actually
Speaker 1: on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 20: Ah, hey, hey, Liz, how's it going?
Speaker 10: That was a lot. I feel like you're kind of
Speaker 10: exaggerating a bit. Like we spent twenty four hours together.
Speaker 18: We obviously like each other. I obviously like you. That's
Speaker 18: why I would want to text you, especially after we
Speaker 18: husked up, and it seems like you really liked me.
Speaker 18: I did not text you like twenty times to text
Speaker 18: you like four times. Yes, every day, but like what
Speaker 18: so I don't know, Like do you like me? Do
Speaker 18: you want to get to know me?
Speaker 20: I mean, look, I do like you live and I
Speaker 20: think you're a great girl and everything, but like, you know,
Speaker 20: I just really need my space. I mean, especially in
Speaker 20: the beginning. You know, I told you I just got
Speaker 20: out of this relationship and like she was super you know,
Speaker 20: jealous and super cleaning, and it was it didn't end
Speaker 20: very well, and I just need my space.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 18: But I'm not like that.
Speaker 10: I'm not like codependent or want to control you. I'm
Speaker 10: not going to ask you what you're doing every minute.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to like.
Speaker 10: Want your opinion about stuff.
Speaker 18: I just want to get to know you better and
Speaker 18: see you more or like flirty talk and text like
Speaker 18: what makes you feel comfortable if you want to.
Speaker 10: Just like talk in the evenings so you can tell me.
Speaker 20: I'm a big girl, I think you know, yeah, if
Speaker 20: we could just do it, you know, like at the
Speaker 20: end of the day when things are winding down, you know,
Speaker 20: not do it during the day because there's a lot
Speaker 20: going on. You know, it's work probably for both of us,
Speaker 20: and then and then just see where it goes, you know.
Speaker 20: And sure, I'm I'm down to joke and everything like that,
Speaker 20: but you know, I think you know, just yeah, no
Speaker 20: joking on business, well, no, no, seriously like on the
Speaker 20: real though, like my boss, like they check that stuff.
Speaker 20: You guys, Like they're like, oh, oh you yeah, they're like,
Speaker 20: oh are you guys on your phone? Like or if
Speaker 20: they see you on your phone, you know, they'll ask like, oh,
Speaker 20: talking to somebody or oh you know your kid or
Speaker 20: whatever I mean. And it's not like they make it obvious,
Speaker 20: but you know people are watching.
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't want to lose my job either.
Speaker 1: Well, Elliott, would you like another date with Liz? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it.
Speaker 20: Well, Liz, yeah, I can definitely do another one if
Speaker 20: you want, but don't worry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess another one only if you want. Elliott.
Speaker 20: No, I'll no.
Speaker 10: Live is a great girl, and I was.
Speaker 16: You know, I'm.
Speaker 20: Flattered that she's just that head over heels and uh, Liz,
Speaker 20: it'd be great to see you again. You know, hopefully
Speaker 20: I can we can just talk to each other and
Speaker 20: I can be honest with you and and we can
Speaker 20: you know, come to.
Speaker 18: Some sort of compromise, okay, like a scheduling or whose
Speaker 18: sex life?
Speaker 16: Okay, I'll keep You're just cute.
Speaker 10: You're like, you're a little serious, but you're cute.
Speaker 5: Jubele's first date follow up, that's cute.
Speaker 1: The Cat Fanciers Association held this annual International Cat Expo
Speaker 1: in Cleveland over the weekend, and that was a karaoke
Speaker 1: session that they had where people got up in saying
Speaker 1: cat karaoke, I love it. Weird part is they were
Speaker 1: holding an iPad to read lyrics.
Speaker 2: Stop to read anyway? Was one of us competing in that?
Speaker 2: And did we win?
Speaker 1: You'll find out when we check in with the Jebel
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Speaker 2: Your heart is true, your bell and top down everyone
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Speaker 1: detached would say every iconic show as their wacky cast
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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And then
Speaker 1: there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez y. And who could
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Speaker 1: is on the loose and the last place he was
Speaker 1: spotted was in a tree out front, so we should
Speaker 1: use the back door until instructed otherwise.
Speaker 2: Our social media producer Gabby, I'll better watch out. Harvey's
Speaker 2: on one today. Also our producer Brad he's a dad.
Speaker 2: Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me.
Speaker 1: I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and this
Speaker 1: is the time of week where we check in with
Speaker 1: the show and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2: Nina was up with you this week. So I learned
Speaker 2: that in a pinch, I can almost successfully bathe in
Speaker 2: a public restroom. WHOA what, I love this for you.
Speaker 2: I love this for me too, in a pinch. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not termed for that.
Speaker 15: I know.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Say that show pretty girls shower. So what happened was,
Speaker 2: as a show, we all went to Austin City limits
Speaker 2: to the music festival. Right, So I got really excited
Speaker 2: because I found froze and I accidentally dumped the entire
Speaker 2: almost the entire caraff of froze on myself because I
Speaker 2: got too excited to drink, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: am I gonna do? I'm sticky, this is disgusting. So
Speaker 2: I went into the public restroom. Though the first time
Speaker 2: I went in there to try to do it, I
Speaker 2: use it with just soap and water. That wasn't enough,
Speaker 2: so I knew that I had hand sanitizer in my bag,
Speaker 2: and I brought that in there. And then you don't
Speaker 2: have to get soapy, so life hack hand sanitizer with
Speaker 2: water and the soap will get off. Froze. Is hand
Speaker 2: sanitizer sticky though, so doesn't it make you more sticky? Well,
Speaker 2: the water was still in use and it dries up
Speaker 2: and is no longer sticky, and it does not smell anymore.
Speaker 2: So haack, Victoria was up with you this week.
Speaker 4: Not a whole lot, although I'll say I let something
Speaker 4: go to my head recently, and I'm not mad about
Speaker 4: to be honest.
Speaker 2: So also at.
Speaker 4: Aco, we were interviewing Daniel Sebe and then I was
Speaker 4: telling him. I was like, oh my gosh, one of
Speaker 4: your songs is like really sick in my head right now.
Speaker 4: And I sang it to him because I didn't know
Speaker 4: the title of it, and he looked at me so surprised,
Speaker 4: and he's like, oh my gosh, you hit that note.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 10: It's like nothing, you know, and he was, no, but.
Speaker 2: You actually hit it, and I was like, wait, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I did. I thought you're just being nice
Speaker 2: He's like, no, you actually hit it. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. So now I think once I have
Speaker 2: enough money, I'll put my job and become a singer.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that sounds good.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 1: Oh look, everybody, it's our social media producer Gabby showing up.
Speaker 2: What's up, Gabby?
Speaker 23: This week, I had the pleasure of being roommates with Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You guys had a room together at acl Yeah, and
Speaker 1: staying in the hotels.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 23: We had a maintenance worker come in at like nine
Speaker 23: thirty at night. He said that there was a leak
Speaker 23: coming from our room. He started checking behind the.
Speaker 2: Desk for the leak, and I was like, wait, how
Speaker 2: how do you know the leaks.
Speaker 23: Coming from behind the desk? And he didn't speak English.
Speaker 23: She tells me that she can speak Spanish, so I'm like, hey, Vicky,
Speaker 23: can you translate me?
Speaker 2: And I just drew a blank.
Speaker 5: I had so much confidence in her, know, and it
Speaker 5: was so awkward.
Speaker 23: This guy's just standing there and I still don't understand
Speaker 23: why the desk was leaky.
Speaker 2: And he's like, what are these two girls saying about me?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 17: But the one.
Speaker 1: I don't feel safe was what he wanted.
Speaker 5: To say, hey, I redeemed myself in the uber driver.
Speaker 2: The next day, Okay, so I'll get.
Speaker 1: An uber driver that I wanted you to put a
Speaker 1: leish on. No story Victoria.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that was so wild.
Speaker 4: But I had an Uber driver and we're talking about
Speaker 4: like relationships because he has a baby coming all the
Speaker 4: way and I was like, oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, that's so nice. And he's like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know what your relationship style is like or anything. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I like to do my own thing. I
Speaker 2: need my party to also do their own thing, like
Speaker 2: I can't be is everything, Like oh my gosh. And
Speaker 2: he's like yeah, saying like I'm not trying to like
Speaker 2: be on a leash from anyone. And I'm like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: or be like have someone else on a leash. He goes, yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: unless that's your kink. I was like, hold it open
Speaker 2: a second. It just got serious. He's like, ilid it
Speaker 2: once with one girl, and I was like, oh, well
Speaker 2: now I have to ask.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 2: So you know, I should try it. I told them
Speaker 2: the polite thing to say is yeah, maybe one day.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I think I'm good for announces
Speaker 2: it this week. Well, now I'm just concerned about Victoria's dfs.
Speaker 2: Oh dad excited again.
Speaker 6: The big thing I think that happened to me this
Speaker 6: week was I was walking and I saw a toad
Speaker 6: in my path. We were at a cl A little
Speaker 6: toad in my path, and I was like, you are
Speaker 6: illegally art, sir, you know what you need to get towed?
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, how many tickles does it take to
Speaker 6: make an octopus laugh?
Speaker 2: Because eight arms tentacles?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 2: What are you go going on?
Speaker 22: Not much.
Speaker 1: I'm just excited from all the people that stopped us
Speaker 1: at a cl and said they listened to the show.
Speaker 2: So it was really cool.
Speaker 1: We met a lot of great people and the artists
Speaker 1: of them that were cool. If you are a dude
Speaker 1: who doesn't like to cry in public, don't go watch
Speaker 1: Teddy Swims.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was watching Teddy Swims. We interviewed him to and
Speaker 2: he was super cool.
Speaker 1: And then we watched our watching his show and I'm
Speaker 1: standing there and he starts doing a song and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna cry in this crowd?
Speaker 2: Am I? Before I know it, there are literally tears
Speaker 2: streams on my face. Oh.
Speaker 6: My god, Teddy, yeah, standing behind you well, also doing
Speaker 6: the same thing, and we turned around.
Speaker 2: I was like, look at that, look that way. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: having a moment. It's time for Nina's what's trending. So
Speaker 2: Taco bells app has a new feature that all apps
Speaker 2: should probably have, and they probably will after they find
Speaker 2: this out. It's called the name your Price feature. This
Speaker 2: is genius. You go into the app, you say how
Speaker 2: much money you want to spend, and then it pops
Speaker 2: out all of these options for combos or whatever it
Speaker 2: is that you can buy based off of the amount
Speaker 2: of money that you're trying to spend. Five dollars, what
Speaker 2: do you get a gordita? I didn't even talk about
Speaker 2: how an app. Oh, it's like what everything as an app?
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'd feel, no disrespect anybody that
Speaker 1: has a Taco Bell app. I just don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel if I had the Taco Bell app on
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 2: I think you would feel prepared. Well you you not
Speaker 2: so much, but for some people prepared as you go
Speaker 2: through that drive through late Taco Bell is dope. I
Speaker 2: just can't eat it anymore. I love anyway, but can
Speaker 2: you imagine just think about whatever your favorite app is
Speaker 2: and it has that option. Could you do that for Target?
Speaker 2: I only want to spend fifty dollars today. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: that's a really good idea.
Speaker 6: I think this is great because if you're eating a
Speaker 6: talk Bell, you already don't care, and you you don't
Speaker 6: care what you're gonna eat. You're not really concerned about
Speaker 6: what you're putting in your body. So you go, I
Speaker 6: got I got nine bucks.
Speaker 2: Well, you may feel attacked out there if you love
Speaker 2: Taco Bell. I love tagoing Bell. By the way, I
Speaker 2: could do that seven lay brito.
Speaker 18: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Yes, give me that double decker taco all lived off
Speaker 2: that thing for a while.
Speaker 14: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. What can you put for seven layers?
Speaker 2: Just met on seven layers.
Speaker 6: Nobody knows, but seven layers will last year at least
Speaker 6: seven days.
Speaker 2: And I smelled break when I was going through. Its
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: I smelled exactly like a maximoo, exactly like you want
Speaker 1: I want to talk about all the time.
Speaker 2: And you told us that before and now I'll tako beout.
Speaker 2: Has been forever changed with that reminder, So thank you.
Speaker 2: And my point wasn't about Taco Bell. It was the app,
Speaker 2: So you should be able to do that in every app.
Speaker 2: I only have five dollars. What can I have? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like when you were a kid and you're going
Speaker 2: to the store. I have this memy. Yeah if there was.
Speaker 1: A Target app and you said I want to spend
Speaker 1: fifty bucks and be like good luck, suck when you
Speaker 1: walk into Target, you want to buy everything in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just browsing only it helps people that have no
Speaker 2: self control. That was That was my thought process. It's
Speaker 2: so good. Nostalgia is coming back. Do you guys remember
Speaker 2: Rainbow Bright? Yes, the little lights you plug into a
Speaker 2: peg board techn No, I'm talking about Rainbow Bright. Well,
Speaker 2: she wasn't just a doll. She was a character. She
Speaker 2: had her own TV show. She was like a heroin there, rabies,
Speaker 2: all of this stuff. Yes, Rainbow Bright. Looking at the
Speaker 2: heroin and I was so confused. She was a heroine.
Speaker 2: You know that means a hero? Heroine is the email
Speaker 2: that a hero should we be reporting on the Sorry
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. I didn't realize. I had to explain
Speaker 2: what words meant during this trending either. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: My point is that Rainbow Bright is coming back thanks
Speaker 2: to Creola Studios and Hallmark. They've got a plan for
Speaker 2: a feature film and a new series, so the kids
Speaker 2: of this new generation will be able to enjoy Rambo
Speaker 2: bright just like the old ones, say, Hero Barbie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she took a break. She had to go to rehab.
Speaker 2: Oh and I was thinking of light brightes. That's what
Speaker 2: she did in rehab. She played with light. Not about
Speaker 2: as accurate, but that's okay, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 5: Jewbles, dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a little secret?
Speaker 15: I do?
Speaker 2: Yay, what is it? Okay?
Speaker 16: So my name and a couple of years back, I
Speaker 16: went on this date with.
Speaker 22: This other guy named and it was the most embarrassing
Speaker 22: date of my life.
Speaker 15: So what happened was is we got tacos and it
Speaker 15: went well and he told me about how he.
Speaker 22: Was dead and I was like, okay, that's cool, and
Speaker 22: we went back to my place. Natural stuff happened, and
Speaker 22: the next morning, Busy your Peace died, so he couldn't
Speaker 22: hear me no matter what I said, and I he
Speaker 22: answered up leading in to kiss me and I.
Speaker 16: Ended up farting due to the tacos.
Speaker 15: It was the loudest machine gun of my life, and
Speaker 15: they got she didn't hear it because.
Speaker 2: He was dead.
Speaker 15: But I started to walk away in the room and
Speaker 15: he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a ballerina
Speaker 15: and then made out with me in the fume, so
Speaker 15: like he's kissing me all I can smell.
Speaker 14: It's how bad my part was.
Speaker 15: It was like magically ditching kiss out my life because
Speaker 15: I thought you couldn't hear it.
Speaker 2: Can he not smell too?
Speaker 15: I don't know he didn't hear it, Thank god.
Speaker 17: It was so loud.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see him again? No, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you at the same time, like a silence,
Speaker 2: so I thought it was him.
Speaker 20: I hoped My head was so it was so raunchy,
Speaker 20: like God.
Speaker 15: Was trying to pull away and get away from the
Speaker 15: few cloud.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for that. Really painted the picture.
Speaker 22: You show you?
Speaker 2: Bye? Hello?
Speaker 1: Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2: I do, sweet?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 10: So a couple of years ago, my brother in law
Speaker 10: you still heavy.
Speaker 3: Was here, so he has to live with us, and
Speaker 3: I hated him so so much, God like when he.
Speaker 10: Would go to work because he was sleep in the
Speaker 10: livery room right, so his he would.
Speaker 3: He would only share just one red restroom, which is
Speaker 3: you know, we wouldn't go in there.
Speaker 2: So when he was going to work, I.
Speaker 18: Would sink into the restroom and I would grab his.
Speaker 10: Charger, his phone charger, and I would put COREX in it.
Speaker 11: I would put it like dip in and water.
Speaker 3: And then when he came home, he charged it and
Speaker 3: he connected to his phone.
Speaker 18: And then as soon as he just he connected it,
Speaker 18: his phone shut off.
Speaker 10: So he was so worried. He's like, what am I
Speaker 10: going to do?
Speaker 15: Like my phone?
Speaker 18: And then now gave us the charger, he says, going crazy,
Speaker 18: But then his phone stopped working, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 18: my god, what did I do.
Speaker 10: I didn't think it was going to do all that.
Speaker 10: So then he went the next day, I got himself
Speaker 10: onto phone and I'm like, I don't care. I hate
Speaker 10: him that much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't care.
Speaker 2: But that's what he gets for being a k I
Speaker 2: don't know you could break a phone by dipping the
Speaker 2: charger in chloroc Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really didn't think so either.
Speaker 10: But I'm like, oh my god, he's going to connect
Speaker 10: it back to his phone.
Speaker 20: And then when he did it, I'm.
Speaker 21: Like, oh God, when I was good, I'm pretty stick up.
Speaker 10: But anyways, he deserved him.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil
Speaker 2: is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, Thank
Speaker 2: you for telling us your little secret. All right, all
Speaker 2: right bye? What's your dirty little secret.