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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Zeight

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Speaker 1: at the Museum. I'm Jack O'Brien. That's Miles Gray. The

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Speaker 1: name of that, that name of the short show is

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Speaker 1: courtesy of Johnny Davis. Zight at the Museum. Good time, Miles.

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Speaker 1: Let's tell the people what is trending you? All right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just standing taking this episode on the rise, man,

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Speaker 1: just getting on my feet for this real power move

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Speaker 1: to shoot a zoom from low angle. We were already

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Speaker 1: very sedentary people by recording. Our work is primarily done

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Speaker 1: sitting down. Adding to that working from home. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: but if I'm not like out on a run or something,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get I gotta get this vertical time in.

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Speaker 1: I started running past couple of days. Uh, I feel

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Speaker 1: much much better about myself. All right, So chernobyl is trending?

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Speaker 1: What's What's what's going on? Why? Why is that trending?

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Speaker 1: There's a fire in the exclusion zone and like it's

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Speaker 1: causing like a huge spike in radioactivity like in the area.

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Speaker 1: It's just like dystopian. Everything is just like happening now.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, of course there's a just a As the

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Speaker 1: headline says, the radiation levels skyrocket as forest fires burn

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Speaker 1: in exclusion zone. So that's cool. Um, so does fire

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Speaker 1: cause radiation? I guess it does, right, I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: certainly radiates heat. I don't know, but I'm not a scientist. Guys,

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Speaker 1: don't don't come at me. Come at Miles, who is

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Speaker 1: a scientist. Yeah. What I'm saying is, don't worry. Nothing

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Speaker 1: to see here at Chernobyl was a hoax? Right? It might.

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Speaker 1: It might. Even if it doesn't specifically fire and of

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Speaker 1: itself cause radiation, it might release fire radiation into the

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Speaker 1: air if it's burning radiated stuff. Yeah, materials, right, would be?

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Speaker 1: Would be my guess. We're not. We're not engineers of

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Speaker 1: any kind having anything to do with radio activity. We'll

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Speaker 1: just keep it to lame jokes about nineties basketball. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how about a Scottie Pippen. Huh okay, wow, we play defense? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Carnival is trending? Is the carnival in town? What's going on? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What happened here? Dude? There? Their stock has been in

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Speaker 1: the literal garbage can like down se since January, I think.

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Speaker 1: But the Saudi sovereign like wealth fund bought like a

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Speaker 1: steak in carnival cruises, like like a forty three million

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Speaker 1: dollar steak, so like there are stock price one up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. I guess in the long term they're thinking

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Speaker 1: we can get a weird asset of cruise ships for

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Speaker 1: later when people think they want to get back on

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Speaker 1: these like polluting death boats. But I don't know. They

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Speaker 1: got a bit of a got a bit of a

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Speaker 1: bone thrown to them. I think this is just the

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Speaker 1: first step of their comeback story, and the next step

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Speaker 1: will be changing the name from cruise ships to polluting

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Speaker 1: death boats. I think that's gonna be when they really

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Speaker 1: turn it around, they're like, whoa, Well, but at least

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Speaker 1: we're called carnival. Polluting death boats are all the are

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Speaker 1: all the cruise ships pretty fucked? Is that? Basically? Don't

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Speaker 1: know allies. I don't know a single company. Who dude.

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Speaker 1: I got an email from a cruise line that was

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Speaker 1: actually asking the recipients of this email to rank how

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Speaker 1: likely they were to go on a cruise ship in

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Speaker 1: the next year. Like I think they were just like

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Speaker 1: trying to do self harm by like looking the answer

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Speaker 1: straight and I have like, yeah, no one wants to

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Speaker 1: do this for a long time. Now, what if we

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Speaker 1: gave you the boat when you went on the cruise,

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Speaker 1: would that change how you feel? Yeah? Can I dock

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Speaker 1: it and make it affordable housing for people? Right? That's

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Speaker 1: another That's the thing that like it doesn't seem like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's all these people who are losing their

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Speaker 1: job and then the federal government is not able to

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Speaker 1: deal with like when the p PP website goes up

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Speaker 1: like there, it just feels like if we could be

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Speaker 1: a little bit more nimble about or yeah, using cruise

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Speaker 1: ships as housing, or using all the empty hotels in

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas as housing. Let's see when you have all

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Speaker 1: the owners of those businesses as part of like the

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Speaker 1: main donor class, Like they'll just like when the legislator

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Speaker 1: would even suggest that to them, like are you fucking

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Speaker 1: kidding me? No, No, don't do that. That's why we're

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Speaker 1: that's why the president has been stalling on getting into

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Speaker 1: this equipment made because there's enough people in business to

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Speaker 1: bitch about what the cost is to them that they'd

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Speaker 1: rather be like, well, I can't afford it, So let's

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Speaker 1: pass that pain along to the Yeah, uh National Beer

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Speaker 1: Day this is one that I've had on my calendar

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Speaker 1: for a while. Hell yeah, bro, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: else to say. Just NBD, man, no big deal. National

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Speaker 1: Beer Day, Ice Cold Milwaukee's best dude, one of the

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Speaker 1: one of the nicer beers out there. Yeah, are there

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Speaker 1: any uh? Now, I'm not gonna ask that. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: make me sound too. I was gonna be like, is

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Speaker 1: there any new beers in the past five years? Five years? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the It's the White Claw, right beer. It's like

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Speaker 1: everything the beers. It's just like comes in, there's fads

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Speaker 1: and there's waves of waves. Yeah. Take out Tuesday, uh,

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Speaker 1: in honor of our favorite member of Migos. Take take

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Speaker 1: out is well okay, yeah, offset Quavo and take out

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Speaker 1: not take off. But the hashtag trending I think is

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Speaker 1: obviously the restaurant industry is in dire straits, um with

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Speaker 1: everyone sheltering and play a snow one can go. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the catering industry is completely vaporized. Um, so you know,

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Speaker 1: like they're urging people if you have the means to

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Speaker 1: be able to afford a meal out, like you know,

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Speaker 1: consider going to a restaurant that you would be sad

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Speaker 1: if they went out of business after all of this,

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Speaker 1: because a lot of the forecasting from people in the

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Speaker 1: restaurant industry is like is really really really grim. So

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Speaker 1: you know, trying to encourage people that maybe make Tuesday

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Speaker 1: a day where you can go somewhere to patronize a

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Speaker 1: local business or something like that. Um. Yeah, So I

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Speaker 1: think it's just, you know, it's everyone's trying to find

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Speaker 1: a way to keep their local businesses going, and I

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Speaker 1: think that's the one. They're just trying to make it

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Speaker 1: more momentum to help the restaurants. Yeah are you are

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Speaker 1: you doing any of this you've taken out? Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: I can. I mean I have a lot of like

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Speaker 1: I bought a lot of groceries, so I've I kind

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Speaker 1: of got through a lot of this stuff that was

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Speaker 1: gonna any perishables that had a time window. And then

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Speaker 1: now like I'm more thinking, I'm like looking around through

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Speaker 1: like business in directories of like you know who who

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Speaker 1: I whose whose business is I can patronize? But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did that more a little bit more regularly now

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Speaker 1: that I'm getting tired of cooking fucking nine times a day. Um.

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Speaker 1: And then finally Alec Baldwin is trending because he and

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Speaker 1: his wife are expecting their fifth child. She is thirty six.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many children that will make for

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin, but uh, that's his child with this this

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Speaker 1: just this woman, just this wife. Yeah wow, she's a

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Speaker 1: yoga a thirty six year old yoga instructor. Um. So

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Speaker 1: I think all these children came after the uh scandal

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Speaker 1: where he yelled at his daughter on her answer like

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Speaker 1: a pig or whatever. That weird. I don't know if yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what he called, right, Yeah, he called

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Speaker 1: her selfish little pig. So uhl that he but maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe that was a weak moment for Alec, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was the other thing? Didny? Like? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like he's always in the news for something

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Speaker 1: other than being good at acting right right, Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he flipped out on a flight attendant because he could

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Speaker 1: wear play words with friends or something. I feel like

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Speaker 1: was one of the last Yeah. I think that's right.

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Speaker 1: I think that's right. It's always like but whatever, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, man, like, do your Trump imitation and then

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Speaker 1: that'll that'll solve all those problems. Yeah, the best Trump imitation, Like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I wonder that. I think he's a good actor. I

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Speaker 1: loved him as Jack Donahey on Dirty Rock. I wonder

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Speaker 1: if there is a member of that cast who would

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Speaker 1: do a worse Trump imitation than him, because it's one

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Speaker 1: of it's not a good Trump invitation. Now, I bet

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Speaker 1: you Jack McBrayer can do a better one than alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I just feel like, you know that guy.

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Speaker 1: That guy takes the theater arts seriously, Like if you

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Speaker 1: gave him a couple of weeks in the lab, Jack

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Speaker 1: comes out with something good, and honestly, Tracy Morgan's would

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Speaker 1: be better because it would be worse, but because it's

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Speaker 1: absolutely alright, guys, that is going to do it for

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Speaker 1: this fine Tuesday. We are going to be back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with a whole another episode and we will talk to

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Speaker 1: you then. Hie Hi