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Speaker 1: And it's time for the nephew and today's brank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for its nest.

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Speaker 1: It's time it's time to call a customer that came

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Speaker 1: Did not leave a good tip? You know, sometimes these

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach mister mister Kenny. Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is how you doing. I'm actually calling you from the

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Speaker 2: seafood house. You you came and had I waited on you.

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Speaker 2: You came and had uh dinner over.

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Speaker 3: Here the other night, yeah, about two nights ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was the food, I was a service, every

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Speaker 2: everything was good.

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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy

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Speaker 3: when I come there. I don't. I never got a

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, everything. So I'm actually uh, I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you remember me waiting on you, but I actually

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? What would you say? Would you say that

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Speaker 2: my service was was was pretty good and up the

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Speaker 3: Like I said, man, everything was excellent every time I

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Speaker 3: come there. The food is great, the service is good.

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Speaker 3: I have no complaints. Everything is is.

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Speaker 2: Good, okay, good good deal, good deal, mister Kenny, listen

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Speaker 2: you if you don't mind me asking, man, if you

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Speaker 2: really thoroughly enjoyed uh the service as well as the food.

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Speaker 2: And I'm assuming you you you come here a lot,

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Speaker 2: so I'm assuming you you really like the food that

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Speaker 2: we put out. If you don't mind, if I can

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Speaker 2: ask you a question. If you don't mind, sure, okay.

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Speaker 2: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,

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Speaker 2: why why why you? Why you tip me the way

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Speaker 2: you did? Excuse me? Well, you know you you you

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Speaker 2: you didn't even tip even close to ten percent? You

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Speaker 2: know I I would just I just you called.

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Speaker 3: First of all, let me ask you something because I

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Speaker 3: don't remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I've never taken a survey, nor have I gotten the

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Speaker 3: off from you guys. So how did you get my

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm just giving a courtesy call and I'm just

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Speaker 2: curious about you know, hey, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: But how did you You didn't answer my question? How

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Speaker 3: did you get my phone number? Because I didn't give

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Speaker 3: it to anybody there. So you you've done something that

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Speaker 2: Well, I went on it. I went on and research

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Speaker 2: I did you know? It was just bothering me that

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Speaker 3: Well, it's bothering me that you calling me in the

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Speaker 3: middle of the day asking me about a tip. First

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Speaker 3: of all, how much did you say I tipped you?

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Speaker 2: I got fired dollar tip and your your meal was

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Speaker 2: at least eighty something plus dollars.

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Speaker 3: You you've done all this research and you got the

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Speaker 3: wrong number. You got the wrong number because, first of all,

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Speaker 3: I took more than five dollars. I used to work

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Speaker 3: for Chips brush, so let me explain that to you.

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Speaker 3: I used to work for chips and I know what

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Speaker 3: it's like. And then five dollars is No, you got

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Speaker 3: the wrong tape. You don't done all this research for that.

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Speaker 2: No, exactly wrong you you mister Kenny's I waited on you.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kennis. But but you don't got the wrong Kenny,

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Speaker 3: because Kenny don't tip no five dollars. When I go,

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Speaker 3: I ball baby, I go to the people who out

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Speaker 3: because I want to entertain my people.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying so, I don't but see

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Speaker 2: the problem I'm having. You know you you you bringing

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Speaker 2: your people and you want to ball and everything. But

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Speaker 3: I ain't short changing. Look you complaining about five dollars.

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Speaker 3: I give you five dollars to get off this bone.

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Speaker 3: That what I give you five dollars for. I don't

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Speaker 3: tip no five dollars, bro, I got plenty of money.

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Speaker 3: I got plenty of money. I don't need you to

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Speaker 3: I used to work for tips. I don't need you

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Speaker 2: You would you would you would think that if you would,

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Speaker 2: I can't even understand how how you come in? You

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Speaker 2: bothering you, but you know you done brought a couple

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Speaker 3: Look here, man, I ain't leave you. I told your

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Speaker 3: least twenty five dollars up in that thanks God hosting

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Speaker 3: some people and I want to show my gratitude for something,

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Speaker 3: and you calling me about the wrong tip amount and

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Speaker 3: the wrong person. You have got the wrong.

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Speaker 2: Person and call it got the wrong person? You missed it, Kennis.

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Speaker 2: I remember waiting on you and two other people when

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Speaker 2: other people? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Who the hell are you? How do you know how

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Speaker 2: Because I'm because I'm the one that waited that I

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Speaker 2: the only way we could really rectifyde it. Won't you

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Speaker 2: do this? Man? Won't you come back up here and

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Speaker 2: bring me the tip that I deserve?

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Speaker 3: I ain't coming know what I told you. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 3: when I come up there again, I'm gonna look for

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Speaker 3: your You give me your name, and you give me

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Speaker 3: don't appreciate you calling my bone by some skip and

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Speaker 3: I know footing well, I kill cut money.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do this for me. Do this for me.

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Speaker 2: When you do come up here today, will you bring

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 3: make some better service and you'll get a better tip.

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Speaker 3: I'm bring your tip. I'm bringing you the tip of

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Speaker 3: my shoe up here.

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Speaker 2: That what I'm a brain because you got get into

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Speaker 2: the job today at five o'clock.

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Speaker 3: I ain't look here, man, It ain't no problem. That's

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Speaker 3: perfect because I get off the five and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna hand you the little extra money tip

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Speaker 3: money you want. Seen, I'm gonna whoop your in the

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Speaker 3: parking lot. That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I ain't worried about it. I want

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a tip. Quit stocking people by

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Speaker 3: the tip. That's what you stop doing. That's your tip.

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Speaker 2: You see.

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Speaker 3: You not test me off now, So I'm gonna come

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Speaker 3: down there and I'm gonna whoop.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what

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Speaker 2: do I need to do to help you? Want my time? Hey? What? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 2: I ain't worried about nothing because let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: If you whoop the same way you timp, I ain't

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Speaker 2: worried about the thing.

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Speaker 3: No, check this out. You got the wrong number, but

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Speaker 3: you got the right cause I'm gonna come down there

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna let you see what it is. Player.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 3: I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and

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Speaker 3: be professional. But you're the bost and you gonna get it.

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Speaker 3: I got your tip. When I bob, you gotta weed.

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Speaker 3: I'ma come down there and beat you. That's what I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna do. You're gonna get the real I'm coming down

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Speaker 3: there as soon as I get off from work. You

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Speaker 2: You that. But if you ain't got to worry about me.

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Speaker 2: What's your name?

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Speaker 3: What's your name?

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Speaker 2: Dog? You? You you gotta be in the paper?

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Speaker 3: I remember your name?

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Speaker 2: What's your name? My name? Tell me?

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Speaker 3: Tell me what because I'm I don't tell me who.

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Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just

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Speaker 2: got brank what? Hey, man, this is a nephew timing

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Speaker 2: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Richard got

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Speaker 2: me to pray phone call you god?

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Speaker 3: You know what y'all? You know I got my pressure up, man,

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Speaker 3: y'all some stink I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: get both of y'all time, y'all, because y'all ain't right. Man.

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Speaker 3: You got me hollering in the middle of money ploye.

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Speaker 3: He's looking at me. Man, ain't never see me act

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Speaker 3: like this. I'm up here talking about a meeting so

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: And you got me here, kid, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Man, Hey, kiddy, Man, I got I gotta ask you know, baby,

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Speaker 2: come on, man, what is what's the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Man, Hey, man, listen, take all the employees to the

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm scared to go down, and now they might

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Speaker 3: they might be scared to go with me. It might

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Speaker 3: be a good thing, for they're gonna be pulling out

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Speaker 3: they kills nine. They gonna they got the boss. We

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Speaker 3: got it, man, y'all got me, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Got me gip the prank of sum okay, standing it,

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Speaker 1: give that prank of sun August twenty ninth. You got

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Speaker 1: to get a prank of a little bit more. It's

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Speaker 1: weak zero comedy Jam. All right, week zero comedy Jam.

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Speaker 1: That is myself about yours truly. We got a special

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Speaker 1: guest in the building. How the Birmingham's Bury Old miss

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Speaker 1: b uh huh. It's going down in Birmingham and the

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Speaker 1: headliner of evening, my boy, the one and only Bill Bellow,

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Speaker 1: me in the building at the Buckwhell Auditorium, Yes, August

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth, and let the games begin. You are not

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Speaker 1: ready for the games, and the games shall happen and

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Speaker 1: we will be there. Yeah, it's historic Black College at

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Speaker 1: the best.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Ain't Bill one of the coolest dudes we ever meet?

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, one of the coolest dude and got the

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Speaker 1: most stories. I just being aweing when tolling the story.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to sit down and listen to the whole

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Speaker 2: Man, he does, he does.

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Speaker 1: Bill got all his Hairsei Bill. Bill still looks like

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Speaker 1: he thirty four.

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Speaker 3: You're listening hard Morning Show