1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazery. Here's Nicky. Oh my god, here I am. 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast. I guess 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: what's going on with your brain? I don't know, dude, 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: ter wait, are you hearing things to get fast? I'm 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: hearing this song still, but it's like fast and weird. 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: Might be Jesus Christ. I was getting my hair done 7 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: yesterday and the girl thought there was an earthquake, and 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: she was like, oh no, I think I'm just having 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: a body problem. She was just like, there's an earthquake. 10 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: I was talking about pedophilia at the time, so maybe 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: it's a change of subject. But I was going into 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: a lot of detail at a high volume because there's 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: you know, blow dryers going off nearby about how everyone's 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: been molested. So maybe it was a change of subject. 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: But she was actually this girl that does my hair, Um, earthquake, Yeah, 16 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: I mean it really brings things to it. Think definitely, 17 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: we're wor you here here in St. Louis are a 18 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: lot of earthquakes. We are on the new New Madrid 19 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: fault line. I wanted to say New Madrid, but no, 20 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: it's we pronounce a new Madrid. Here. Um, so yeah, 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: we're on a we're on a big fault line. Yeah. Um, 22 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: I don't even know I'm stroking out today because I 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 1: forgot that. We just I've been having really short term 24 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: memory loss that is different than when I smoked pot, 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,559 Speaker 1: where it would be like it would happen all the time. 26 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: But sometimes I just I do something in literally seconds later, 27 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: I'll be like, we need to do that thing, and 28 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: they're like, we just did it. It's really it doesn't 29 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: scare me for some reason, even though it probably should, 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: because it's just such a now, like when we we 31 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: snap so that when the video the video editors can 32 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: all know, you know, we do like the like you 33 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: know the little thing they have in movies where it's 34 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: a clipboard and you're got clip you know that black 35 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: and white thing that really is a thing that's in movies. 36 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: People don't know that that actually exists in TV and stuff. 37 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: It seems like I feel like everyone knows it from 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: Wayne's World, remember three two, And they always would say 39 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: they would always go one and don't say it, and 40 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: you don't say the one. I don't know. You see 41 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: so many videos where people go one and they're like hi, 42 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: and you hear the person taping say one. Um. Anyway, 43 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: I've just been having those go yes, go and or 44 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: just someone's face just going from like dead to like on. 45 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: And you know we talked about little time. I was 46 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: just doing a bunch of press for our show. It's 47 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: going international. It's just debuted in UM, South Africa, Romania, UM, 48 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: and Canada. So I was just talking to a bunch 49 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: of South African journalists and um just having that zoom 50 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: moment of like the interviews over and just being like 51 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: thank you and like keeping the smile going because it's 52 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: still I still feel happy. It wasn't fake, but it's 53 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: it's hard to just not drop your face immediately. So 54 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: so you've been repeat eat you know yourself. You feel 55 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: like do you forget other things? Like sometimes in the shower, 56 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: I'll forget that I just washed my whole body, and 57 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: then I'll go did I wash my body? You know 58 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: things like that, Little things like that I forget a lot. Yeah, 59 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: I'll do stuff like that. I'll be like did I 60 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: put those clothes in the dryer? Or did I pick 61 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: up that thing on the ground that I meant to 62 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,679 Speaker 1: pick up? And then I'll go back and look and 63 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,119 Speaker 1: go it's gone. Yeah, I picked it up. I guess 64 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: I don't know where I put it now that's a 65 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: whole another conundrum. But you know, little things like that 66 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,519 Speaker 1: you're supposed to pay attention to. I think as you 67 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: get older to be like, but it's not to the 68 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: point where it doesn't matter if I remembered or not 69 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: if we clicked, Like, that's okay, I can have that. 70 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't know when you start being alarmed. I guess 71 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: when people start going, hey, we want to talk to 72 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: you about something, and they like have this tone with you, 73 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: like so we've noticed, Like, that's when hopefully forget that. 74 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: Is that a passive aggressive that voice or is that 75 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: just passive passive? I don't even know what that voice is, 76 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: but gosh, is a triggering. Do you know whose voice 77 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: is so triggering? I put on my Instagram story the 78 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: other day Tucker Carlson obviously is just the i'd rather 79 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: listen to. You know, Well, I was just gonna say 80 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: something really dark, but I won't go there. But I 81 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: just picked the worst thing that you could ever listen to. Um. Yeah, 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,559 Speaker 1: I'd rather listen to someone mouth off about pedophilia. UM. 83 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: But I just the way he talks is like and 84 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: sometimes we don't do that. Like he talks like I said, 85 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: he talks exactly in the same tone you would talk 86 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: to someone to a child about like, well tonight you 87 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: have to go to bed early because Santa is coming. 88 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: Santa will bring you presents, and sometimes he doesn't like 89 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: it is this cadence and this rhythm that is I mean, 90 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 1: I know that's part of people go well, you know, 91 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: because there are children, he's talking to people that have 92 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: are simple minded and so you have. But it's not 93 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: it's something there's something a little hypnotic about it. It's 94 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: like a rhythm he does. But I don't I can't 95 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: stand being talked to like a child and he talks 96 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: to like but he's kind of talking like and the 97 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: liberals want you to think this, like he talks about 98 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: liberals and the way we talk like we're talking about Sanda. 99 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just I couldn't believe I realized 100 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: he talks like he's talking to children. I hate him 101 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: so much, don't. I don't think I've ever hated anyone 102 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: more than him, and I just and someone said the 103 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 1: other day he's getting more and more attractive and how 104 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: that's irritating. He is a good looking man. He's goodly. 105 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 1: He looks like, you know, a captain of a lacrosse team, 106 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: kind of has the Wolff the waff haircut. I just 107 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: don't like his. Don't have that tone with me, Tucker. 108 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: I just want to see his He called you a 109 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: good girl while he had that tone. He said you're 110 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: doing a great job. No, because I knew it would 111 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: it would be fake. He wouldn't be actually meaning it, which, 112 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: by the way, good girl. I looked it up last night. 113 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: I didn't even look it up. I was on Reddit, 114 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: of course, going to bed, and someone was talking about 115 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: one of the Reddit threads was what's something you're into 116 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: sexually that your family would be shocked to find out 117 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: about you? Or like the normal person And people are 118 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: like anything because it's my family's gross. But I think 119 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,919 Speaker 1: that's an interesting question. Like your friends, like if Noah 120 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: was into something and I was like, wait, what Noah 121 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: the yeah, that was a good one. But anyone like 122 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: Noah who's like soft spoken and like as a Chippernus, 123 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: and why would think you would be leaning they'd be 124 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: more shocked that you've only had sex with one person 125 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: like it's the opposite effect for you. Well, I think 126 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: because people expect you to love like the roasting I 127 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: think makes people think I'm like dominant and like want 128 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: to be like, oh, fucking small balls and your dumb 129 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: little dick, I'm gonna sucking dominate you pussy. Oh you 130 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: want that? You think you want that? Like that kind 131 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: of thing that did pretty would be kind of fun 132 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: to do. Because I was reading last night and people 133 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: that are sub subs also like to be dominant, So 134 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: I think that I could be good at being like 135 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: because sometimes you know, I don't want to get into 136 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: any details about my sex life, uh currently, because it's 137 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: just perfect and I want to keep it that way 138 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: by not talking about it explicitly. But um, there are 139 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: times where I I do feel like putting a little 140 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: bit of like, no, this is happening and you can't 141 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: fight it is. I know that turns me on so much. 142 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: That and so much of the porn that I watch, 143 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: which is I go to um Reddit and I typed 144 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: enforced orgasms, which is my favorite subgenres where like girls 145 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: are tied up and like being forced to come like 146 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: a ton of times. But now there's a lot more 147 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: men on those also having forced orgasms where women tie 148 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: them up and like are like you can't come, but 149 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: like try to make them, so it's becoming more I've 150 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: been following this subredit, never actually following it because I 151 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: don't want that on my record, but going to the 152 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 1: subredit for years now and now it's just probably men 153 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: being tied up having it done to them, and there's 154 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: something about it where I have learned so much what 155 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: I like as someone who is a sub that I 156 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: feel like I do a really good job at being 157 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: a dom because I know exactly what we want to hear. 158 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: And sometimes when dominant people are following into that role 159 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,040 Speaker 1: just because their person likes to be a sub, not 160 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: necessarily that they are naturally a dominant person, that sometimes 161 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: they don't get it exactly right because they don't know 162 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: what it's like to want that. But I know what 163 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: it's like to want it, so I can probably give 164 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: it pretty good, if that makes sense. It is funny 165 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: when someone's being a sub but then also wanting you 166 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: to do what they want so they are dominant. Tricky 167 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: game I play where I'm like, you know, I'll go, um, 168 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: do whatever you want to me. Also a little slower. 169 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,319 Speaker 1: I'll just go you know, I'll just say like, I'll 170 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: just just if you you know, if I have an 171 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: understanding with partners that I engage in this kind of 172 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,199 Speaker 1: stuff with where it's like there's I've never explicitly had 173 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 1: like safe words, but there's there's a tone I go, 174 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: please stop doing I did do a cut Tucker, I 175 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 1: had a little bow tie on that strangling me. Um. Yeah, 176 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: there's a tone where I go no, more like I 177 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: don't like being slapped. I just don't. I don't like 178 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: it shocks me. I like a slow like pressure. I 179 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:23,680 Speaker 1: don't like out of nowhere. Um. But then sometimes I 180 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: do like that if it's gentle enough. But like there 181 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,280 Speaker 1: have been times where it's like, oh, we that falls 182 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: in line with the rest of the stuff I like, 183 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: but no, no that, And then I just go like like, 184 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: I'll just do it as a character like, um, like 185 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: I want to be good, but I just don't like 186 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: being slapped, Like I'll do it as the like, and 187 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: he's like get it, you know. But um, I was 188 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: reading about because I've always been like, Okay, what am 189 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 1: I really into? And when I look in porn, I 190 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: can't there's I've always been like Mike the Men, Mike 191 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 1: the Men, which is what that girl, this girl made 192 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,839 Speaker 1: me um in l A. She's a graphic designer artist 193 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: and she made me a kind of colo with my 194 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 1: face on it, says Mike the Men on it. Um. 195 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: Because I just want men to be more miked in porn, 196 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: because I want to hear them say the things that 197 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: I want to hear, which is good girl like no, 198 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: oh you think you're going to do that? No, that's 199 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: so sweet you can't. Oh, look at you? Like. I 200 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 1: like that kind of um at you from a man 201 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: because I found that Yeah, like, god, you're fucking bags 202 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: forty nine point six pounds. No, no, like it's always 203 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: it's like eight nine a hair dryer. Um no, like 204 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: like like right before we come kind of thing like huh, 205 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 1: I love a orgasm sound love it? And I like 206 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: when guys make noise like, oh my god. And that's 207 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: what I read. Yes, I realized last night. The thing 208 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: that I'm specifically into that I didn't know how to 209 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,120 Speaker 1: name for it. I've always heard, but I didn't really 210 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: put two and together is a praise fetish. I like, 211 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: pray is kink, which is you know, good girl falls 212 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 1: into that, but also like it's a it's a wide, 213 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: wide array of things. But if you like hearing like 214 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: compliments on your body, compliments on how tight you are, 215 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: compliments on how big your dick is, if you like 216 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: being shrouded in compliments, you might have a praise fetish. 217 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,599 Speaker 1: And they got into the psychology of it, which I 218 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,839 Speaker 1: find is interesting because most people, for me at least, 219 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: I don't like compliments because I feel awkward with them 220 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 1: sometimes and you feel like you don't deserve them. Now 221 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,800 Speaker 1: when you are being forced to take them on, when 222 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 1: you're in this like kind of fantasy world of sex, 223 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,319 Speaker 1: it becomes easier to have all these compliments. And it's 224 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: also humiliating in a way to get complimented. A lot 225 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,360 Speaker 1: of us feel humiliation when people compliment us too much, 226 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: and so humiliation is already a kink in and of itself. 227 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 1: So a lot of times people have a praise fetish 228 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: because it's a part it's partially humiliation because they're so 229 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,679 Speaker 1: embarrassed that they're getting all this praise about how hot 230 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,719 Speaker 1: they are or whatever. But I really definitely have a 231 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: praise fetish to a degree where it's like I like, 232 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 1: but there's gotta be I want to find a name 233 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: for it of what I'm into, which is being told 234 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: I can't until I've been like I've proven myself and 235 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: then I can, and then I've begged enough. I feel 236 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,839 Speaker 1: like a lot of times in porn, girls are like please, 237 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 1: can I come? And the guy's like no, And then 238 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,200 Speaker 1: she's like please and they're like sure, and I'm like, no, 239 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 1: make it work for it a bit more. There's more 240 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,079 Speaker 1: than just one not like get mad at her if 241 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 1: she does, like I love when I know this is 242 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: getting really kind of too pornographic, but no. My favorite 243 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: porn is when the guy is like the girls tied 244 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,719 Speaker 1: up or whatever and he's doing such to her and 245 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: he's like you can't come, and then she and he's 246 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 1: like doing everything he can to make her, Like that's 247 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: always what I asked for. I'm like, you do everything 248 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: you can to make me come, and you tell me 249 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: I can't, and if I do come, I've disappointed you 250 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: and I'm in trouble and I'm gonna have to pay 251 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,839 Speaker 1: for it. Like that is my kink, and I feel 252 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 1: like the best the one that I like the most 253 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 1: is um God, what was I was on a tangent, 254 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: then I forgot sucking ham drip um. So when a 255 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: guy says you can't, you can't, tries to make you, 256 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: you beg, and you beg and then oh yeah, that's it. 257 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: When they my favorite, and this happens very rarely. If 258 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: you ever find a porn where this happens, please send 259 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: it to me, please please, please, please please, because there's 260 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: no category for it. The girl sneaks one in and 261 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 1: the guy catches her because you can sneak orgasms by 262 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: just like you know, not screaming, not doing stuff, and 263 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 1: just but your muscles can track down there. So like 264 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 1: anyone who has enough knowledge of what a female body 265 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 1: does when it has an orgasm will know when it's 266 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: actually happening, just because even if your face is like no, 267 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm not And when people go did did you just come? Oh? 268 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 1: You think I wouldn't notice that, like getting and getting 269 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: busted for it. And then my other one that I 270 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,679 Speaker 1: super can't find anything for is when a girl, like 271 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: when perverted teachers, and I know that there's tons of 272 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: those perverted male teachers, UM bring in a girl and 273 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: she and they like make her, not make her do stuff, 274 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: but they're like, oh, we're gonna show you like how 275 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: to do some stuff, and they're like very gentle, very 276 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: nice to her, and she feels like kind of like 277 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 1: she has to do this because they're like older teachers, 278 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,320 Speaker 1: like elders of the church. I mean, who's the girl? 279 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: A student, a hot student, and she's just like curious 280 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 1: and wants the stuff, but she also feels like, am 281 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: I going to get in trouble? And they're like, no, 282 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: the only way you won't is if you do it 283 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: here under the safe circumstances, kind of like you can drink, 284 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: but only if you drink around me kind of thing. 285 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: I love that, but it's and I like creepy gynecologists. 286 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: I mean it's I'm all over the place gynecologists that 287 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: don't fuck you, but they like do stuff with their fingers. 288 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: I don't like because everything in a college this video, 289 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: it always the guy ends up sucking the girl or 290 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: like she and it's very obvious. I like where the 291 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: girls like is this happening? And the girls like having 292 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 1: an orgasm, but like almost a shame she is because 293 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 1: she's like this isn't supposed to feel good, but like 294 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 1: it is having and the girl likes it, by the way, 295 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: that never is the girl and not that there's any shame. 296 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: And if you do like things where the girls like 297 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: I don't like this because to each their own great 298 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: fantasies are a thing. They are not rape their fantasy. 299 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: But for me, I like when the girls like I 300 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 1: like this, and I feel guilty that I like it. 301 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: I think someone could diagnose me with a personality disorder 302 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: based one. I mean, I think I think everything you're 303 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: saying aligns with people that like step mom porn. It's like, 304 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 1: you can't have it, get into that. You can't What 305 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: do you mean? I want to, but I won't let 306 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: myself like. There's something about like a step dad or 307 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,160 Speaker 1: like a dad making the girl like go down on 308 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: our step mom or something that I gotta be honest, 309 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: it is intriguing to me. I don't have step parents, 310 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,000 Speaker 1: but like bringing parental things into it obviously is so 311 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: taboo and wildly popular is probably number one on But 312 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: I don't have any step siblings, so I can't as 313 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: someone that has them. It doesn't doesn't do it for you, No, no, 314 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: it just it doesn't. I don't let my brain doesn't 315 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: go Hey man, I got a step sister, Melanie, I 316 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 1: could jerk off to this, like it doesn't really connect 317 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 1: that way for me. I don't have church elders either, 318 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: and I still want that fantasy. And I don't go 319 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: to the yologist. I've been waiting to get into one 320 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: for years. Uh. They yeah, none of them will getting 321 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: meds for you. I'm like, will you also check out 322 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 1: my asshole? And they're like, no, we don't do that. 323 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: Here is what I go. Most of the stuff I 324 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: watch online, you guys are doing all the holes you think. 325 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,760 Speaker 1: Your ology goes into the proctology as well. I just 326 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: love any three for one like a bogo. I don't 327 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 1: know how people don't watch porn and just I've been 328 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: trying to use my imagination and um it's I've got 329 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 1: I've gotten far, but not far enough. Like it's just 330 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 1: there's something it almost feels like, Um, when Charlie in 331 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: the chocolate factory, remember when they're farting to keep afloat burping. Okay, 332 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: well that was a different That was a porn I watched. Um, 333 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: you know that when they're queaving so they can stay alive. Yeah, 334 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,719 Speaker 1: but you know how they're trying to keep like they 335 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 1: keep falling, and they keep trying to burp to like 336 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: get it more up and up. That's how I feel 337 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: with fantasies, is I get up high and then it 338 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 1: starts to fall and I just can't. I can't keep 339 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: I keep trying to keep the fantasy in the air, 340 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 1: and it starts to dissolve away, Like my brain does 341 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,439 Speaker 1: not keep a storyline going. And it's not because of 342 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: my A D D. It's not because of my short 343 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: term memory. Wait, this is when you try to masturbate 344 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: without porn with like a fantasy where I'm like, okay, 345 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: let's just run through like my ideal scenario of something 346 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: that could actually happen in my life, and I start 347 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: going with it. It's I used to feel like that 348 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,040 Speaker 1: you actually are more closer to you, like the idea 349 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: of like you haven't been a kind of college in 350 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,640 Speaker 1: a while, you don't have elders. It's such a fantasy. 351 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: It might be hard, but that might be hard far 352 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: away from you, know, there are no fantasies of like 353 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: backstage after a show, this comedian who has struggled to 354 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,080 Speaker 1: find loves most of your life and it was a 355 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: virgin until she was twenty one, and is into anal stuff, 356 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,879 Speaker 1: gets a visit from a you know like it just 357 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 1: Dave Matthews shows up like that. Those fantasies don't really 358 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 1: who know? Have you typed that in? I probably? I 359 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: wonder what the record is for someone typing in a 360 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 1: specific thing they're looking for in a poor I've never 361 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: I've I've just started getting before I typed in words 362 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: and just gotten more specific because there is I just 363 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 1: type in like natural kids. Yeah, speaking of I've got 364 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:41,199 Speaker 1: some manned I've I have kbts today big time. I 365 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: feel like my my pre menstrual cycle starts eight days 366 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 1: before I start bleeding and my boobs hurt so bad. 367 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,159 Speaker 1: Today I felt like my bones were made. I just 368 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: feel heavy and I don't know, they just like are painful. 369 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: They just feel like, oh, I've had to use a 370 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: bra that is only like I never even fit in normally. 371 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 1: They're just but they're not like luscious, They're just like 372 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:10,040 Speaker 1: they're like utters. I just I feel like disgusting today, 373 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,520 Speaker 1: but also okay with feeling disgusting. Noah, do you relate? 374 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: We'll find out after this break Andrew. Every road leads 375 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: to another road. If you take two, end up going back. Noah, 376 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,639 Speaker 1: do you get pre menstrual symptoms like eighteen years before 377 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,800 Speaker 1: your period even starts and then also five days after 378 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: it ends, so that you never get a break ever 379 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: all the time. But I I like having wait. What 380 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 1: does the case stand for it? Oh? Cattle bell Okay, 381 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 1: yeah they're cattle today. Yeah, so like I like having wait. 382 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm always like walking around just like cupping my boobs 383 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: just to hold them as they're bigger. Yeah, that is, 384 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,119 Speaker 1: there's just one about that. In two days they're going 385 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: to be amazing, they'll be like more full, but right 386 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,719 Speaker 1: now they're just like they feel they hurt and they 387 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,919 Speaker 1: feel like they're pulling on my skin, and like it 388 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: made me feel like what girls must feel like when 389 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 1: they get implants and they are still sore from surgery. 390 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: And I felt a lot of empathy for girls who 391 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: get their tips done today. It sucks that your kids 392 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 1: feel their biggest while also hurting, because when guys want 393 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,360 Speaker 1: to play with them, you can't really get that rough 394 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,360 Speaker 1: or the pain actually feels good. Let's be honest with ours. 395 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,679 Speaker 1: Estrogen causes the breast ducks to enlarge, and pro gesture 396 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,920 Speaker 1: and production causes the milk lands to swell, that's why 397 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 1: your kids are Oh okay, Well, yeah, I guess we 398 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 1: learned something today. I learned that I don't want you 399 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:48,160 Speaker 1: to ever read about the female anatomy. I got more 400 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 1: free if you need it, like porn search, the longest 401 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:58,879 Speaker 1: sports search. I went to Willco this weekend. Um to 402 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 1: the Solid Sound Stival in North Hampton, New York, North 403 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: North North Adams, Massachusetts. Anyway, it's where mass smoke. It's 404 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: it's the Berkshires. I didn't know I was in the Berkshire's. 405 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,159 Speaker 1: It's so freaking beautiful. I flew into Albany. I was 406 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,639 Speaker 1: so when I did carpool karaoke with Wilco, which I 407 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: talked about on the show. They were my favorite band 408 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,920 Speaker 1: since two thousand seven, and um, I used to be 409 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,200 Speaker 1: obsessed with them all these things, and over the years 410 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: I've become an adult and less obsessive. But then you know, 411 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 1: Carproclarioki called. They asked, who ed wod do it with? 412 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,160 Speaker 1: I said, will go, thinking they were way too cool. 413 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: We did it. It was the best time ever. And 414 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,360 Speaker 1: while I was there a few months ago in Chicago 415 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 1: doing that, they invited me to the Solid Sound Festival, 416 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 1: which is their music festival that they it's like, will 417 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 1: go sponsored and we'll go plays, and it's all bands 418 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,439 Speaker 1: that are friends with will go, and there's comedy there. 419 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 1: And I always was like, God, I really want to 420 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 1: go to that, but I don't want to ask to 421 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 1: be to go, like I wanted to go perform in 422 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 1: the comedy tent, and it's John Hodgeman is the one 423 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,119 Speaker 1: that does it, Nick Offerman. It's all these like kind 424 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 1: of intellectual comedians that I felt like Josh Gondelman was there, 425 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: but every year it's John Hodgman is is the one 426 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,920 Speaker 1: that puts it together, and he's, you know, an author 427 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,359 Speaker 1: and you know, he was on The Daily Show, just 428 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,680 Speaker 1: a brilliant guy. And I just felt like I don't 429 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 1: know if I'd even fit in there. And so this 430 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,479 Speaker 1: year they were like, yo, yeah you should go. They 431 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 1: mentioned in Chicago, and I was like, okay, And it's funny. Crystal, 432 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: their manager, was like, everyone says they'll go, but no 433 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 1: one ever shows up, Like you're the only one that 434 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,720 Speaker 1: She's like, it's really cool that you showed up. And 435 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,800 Speaker 1: I was like, I I wouldn't miss this for the world. 436 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: Like me and Nick Offerman, who played Um what's his name? 437 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,440 Speaker 1: On Parks and Rec. He you know, he talks like this. 438 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: He has a mustache and he's grumpy all the time 439 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 1: on the show. He really does talk like this in 440 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,879 Speaker 1: real life. And he is also one of the biggest 441 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: Ron Swanson. He's also one of the biggest Willco fans ever. 442 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: And we are very similar in that we both love 443 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,080 Speaker 1: Wilco and can't believe we're friends with them. Like he 444 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: is exactly like me, exactly where And he's been going 445 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: to the festival for years and years and years. He's 446 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: been friends with Jeff for a while. He got Jeff 447 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,159 Speaker 1: on Parks and Rec and that's how they became friends. 448 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: But Jeff Tweedy the lead singer of book Oh and So. 449 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 1: But I'm I'm there, So I gots to go there, 450 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: I go. They throw me on a secret show, but 451 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm really there just to like hang um. Chris is 452 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,359 Speaker 1: supposed to go with me, my boyfriend. The morning of 453 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,480 Speaker 1: we are going, he's not feeling well. He missed work 454 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 1: the day before. We didn't hang out for a couple 455 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,320 Speaker 1: days because he was feeling sick. He does he's testing 456 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: negative for COVID. No worries. I'm going to the airport. 457 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: He's already there, and he's like, I just took a test. 458 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 1: I'm positive I'm going home, and I'm like fuck. And 459 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 1: so I go alone, and I'm like, it's just gonna 460 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,400 Speaker 1: be awkward because I feel like I'm already just kind 461 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,120 Speaker 1: of they loosely invited me, but they don't really want 462 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: me to come, you know. I was looking forward to 463 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 1: just having that time with Chris to like not feel 464 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 1: in the way I don't want to be backstage, like hey, 465 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,879 Speaker 1: guys gonna hang and jam out. And I just was like, 466 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 1: oh fuck. And I'm I'm someone who was constantly around people. 467 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: People think that I like, I'm good at doing things 468 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,879 Speaker 1: by myself, but I'm not really booked on this festival. 469 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,720 Speaker 1: No one knows I'm there. I just I have no 470 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: friends there. Josh Godalman is gonna be there, but he's 471 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,439 Speaker 1: not there until Saturday. And I get there on Friday morning, 472 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 1: and but it was awesome because I get on the 473 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,280 Speaker 1: plane to go and I'm feeling like, God, I wish 474 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,680 Speaker 1: I had COVID. I don't even want to go because 475 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,119 Speaker 1: these people don't they don't even want me to go, 476 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be so awkward, And then all of 477 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 1: a sudden, I see that will Go's new album, Cruel Country, 478 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:43,160 Speaker 1: drops that morning, twenty one songs like almost triple album, 479 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 1: and it might be triple but you know, and you 480 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 1: can't tell on Spotify, and I'll like, Okay, I'll just 481 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 1: start listening to this just to like gear up for 482 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,720 Speaker 1: the weekend, even though I kind of don't want to 483 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,280 Speaker 1: learn new music. I just want to see them play 484 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 1: the hits, like I'm glad they have a new album, 485 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 1: but I'm not ready to, like listen to music is hard, 486 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,719 Speaker 1: even if it's Taylor So or Will Go. But then 487 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 1: I started listening and it was like so freaking good 488 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,879 Speaker 1: and healing, and I was still very anxious from like 489 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: all the turmoil of last week in our country, and 490 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,280 Speaker 1: this album is about our country being like cruel and 491 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: fucked up, but also like loving your country, and it's 492 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 1: just it's almost like I I was like, I can't 493 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 1: believe you put up this album like on a week 494 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,440 Speaker 1: where we needed it so much. But the truth is 495 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: every week stuff happens in America. Where you go. It 496 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,639 Speaker 1: could have been you know, there was a shooting the 497 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: week before or the week before, you know, like but 498 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,359 Speaker 1: this week it was just like, oh, I needed it 499 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,639 Speaker 1: so much, and I just spend enough time with it 500 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: where I heard each song maybe three times, and then 501 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 1: I selected a couple that I was like, these are 502 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 1: my faiths. And then that night I get there, I sleep. 503 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 1: I get there and I'm too scared to come out 504 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: of my hotel room till four and head over to 505 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,960 Speaker 1: the festival. It's been going since twelve. I got in 506 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,400 Speaker 1: at twelve, Yeah, and I'm just like too nervous socially 507 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,159 Speaker 1: to be like, I'm just gonna wander around. But I 508 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: go over. I wonder around by myself. It's just all 509 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 1: Will go FA the next day on Saturday. So then 510 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: I finally like right to Crystal, the manager, who was 511 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 1: like so nice and was like, oh, I'm here just 512 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,960 Speaker 1: wondering around, and she was like, oh my god, come backstage. 513 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,879 Speaker 1: And so I go backstage and I meet everyone. I 514 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,680 Speaker 1: have lunch with Nick Offerman. We are like talking about 515 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: how much we love Will Go and he's talking to 516 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 1: me about how he got into writing books, and he's 517 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,840 Speaker 1: just he's he talks exactly like Ron Swanson, but he's 518 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: the kindest man ever, and he's so in love with 519 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,880 Speaker 1: his wife Megan mollally, you know who plays Karen from 520 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,720 Speaker 1: Well and Grace. But he's like, he's like, I can't 521 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 1: even believe I'm with her. He remembered that we interviewed 522 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 1: him on our show You Up, which I didn't think 523 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: he would even remember. So I didn't do the thing 524 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: of like nice to see you again. I was just like, 525 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: nice to meet you, because I assumed he wouldn't remember 526 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: his press tour four year, three years ago. But he 527 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 1: was like, I believe I did your show when I 528 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,959 Speaker 1: was promoting one of my books, and I was like, 529 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,119 Speaker 1: you did, um. But then that I love about you, Nikki. 530 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: You're so down to earth. You're a star, like you 531 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: are a celebrity and people want to have you around. 532 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,800 Speaker 1: So I just I just like, this is one of 533 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,840 Speaker 1: the things that make you so lovable because you're so 534 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,200 Speaker 1: humble and like down to earth. Have bad self esteem? Yeah, 535 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,919 Speaker 1: it just felt like no, I mean that's that's the 536 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: thing is where I'm like, I I know, like I 537 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 1: have to remind myself like I'm accomplished, like I deserve 538 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: to be here, like I'm an artist, to like everything's okay, 539 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,880 Speaker 1: You're not less than even if I didn't have all 540 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: these My IMDb didn't look like it does. I still 541 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 1: deserve to be there. They asked me to be there. 542 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: I'm a genuine fan. I don't want to be in 543 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: the way. I'm not trying to be good. And so 544 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,479 Speaker 1: I get there and I don't know, it was just 545 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 1: it was awesome. Everyone's so nice. And that night, uh, 546 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,960 Speaker 1: they're like, do you want to go side stage? I'm like, yes, 547 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: like and so I go side stage and the first 548 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: night of the show, they play their twenty one song 549 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,919 Speaker 1: new album back to back with no like, no talking 550 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,479 Speaker 1: in between, just straight through. And there's just something so 551 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,320 Speaker 1: magical if you're a music fan out there and you 552 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 1: like know what it's like to be this obsessive about 553 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,680 Speaker 1: music and especially your favorite albums, Like there's this will 554 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: never happen to Me again where I have only had 555 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: exposure to an album of my favorite band for one day, 556 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: where I only know a handful of songs well enough 557 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: to even pick them out and be like, oh, I 558 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,880 Speaker 1: like this one. But there's a familiarity. There's this sweet 559 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,879 Speaker 1: spot where it's like, I mean, Wilco never performs for 560 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 1: crowds that don't know every single fucking word of their song, 561 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: and if they do, it's one song here in their 562 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: new song. This is a whole album that none of 563 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: these local fans had any time to learn any So 564 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:38,360 Speaker 1: we're all just just dancing and like just watching, not 565 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: lip sinking, you know, Like that's hard for me to 566 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 1: concert to just like not know the lyrics. I had 567 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: the best time of my life. I cried. I fell 568 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 1: in love with songs. I fell in love with music. 569 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: I just and then I thought I was being annoying. 570 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: Um and because I was just so enthusiastic, and I'm 571 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: the only one on the side next next to the 572 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,240 Speaker 1: sound guy that's doing all the sound for the monitors 573 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,239 Speaker 1: that the guys on stage are listening to to hear 574 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: the music back at them, and he's running around. There's 575 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: so much crew. I mean, what it takes to put 576 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: on a music show next to like versus a commun 577 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: show is obs. Yeah. I was outside in this place, 578 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: mass moocha. If you've been, it's a it's a museum. 579 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: It is the coolest festival this. It was so much. 580 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: It was it was like unlike any other festival I've 581 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: ever music festival I've been to. It's like contained and 582 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,479 Speaker 1: it feels like six Flags of music festivals. It's very 583 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: easy to get around, it's paved, it's like it's just 584 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 1: well done. Is a great festival. But then the second night, 585 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,280 Speaker 1: anyway on your comes feeling but feeling of first record here, 586 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: like you listen to it first time ever on the 587 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,080 Speaker 1: plane and I'm like having like a little bit of 588 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: a sob story for myself, like Chris Calm and I'm 589 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,719 Speaker 1: gonna be alone. But as someone that you know, I 590 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: think there's a ton of our listeners like can't listen 591 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 1: to new You're just so stuck on even your favorite 592 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: artists are old albums. Yes, but what a way to 593 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 1: experience it where you go It doesn't even feel new anymore. 594 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: It's like you. It feels like part of you because 595 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,080 Speaker 1: of this experience and because you got to And if 596 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 1: Chris would have been there, I wouldn't have listened to 597 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 1: that album, and that night I would have been listening 598 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,880 Speaker 1: to these songs for the first time, which is not 599 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: the same as the third and fourth time. The fourth 600 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: time you hear a song you love is maybe the 601 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,040 Speaker 1: best it will ever be. Right now, I'm I'm I'm 602 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: literally in a honeymoon phase with the song Story to 603 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: tell from Cruel Country. Please, besties, get on board with this. 604 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: It is the saddest, most beautiful song. I don't even 605 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 1: know what it means. Jeff is so poetic, but it 606 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: starts out I have been through hell on my way 607 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: to hell, and it's just it's just He's funny, it's weird, 608 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: it's beautiful, and that song. I there's nothing better than 609 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: when I find my new favorite song and I'm in 610 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 1: this stage where I'm like, I just learned the lyrics 611 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 1: to it, and I know how many times do you 612 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: listen to your favorite new song? That was it? I 613 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 1: kill it? You know what it's like, Ariana ground Day, 614 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. The flame will burn out, but it's too 615 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,479 Speaker 1: good to not have sex with it constantly. I just 616 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: can't stop. I guess it's nice, though, to be a 617 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 1: fan of Wilco, which I'm kind of a fan for 618 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,920 Speaker 1: my brain, it's hard with it when it's so lyrical. 619 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: But it isn't though. This song isn't or is it? 620 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 1: Because none of his lyrics make sense. It's all like 621 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 1: weird No for me though, that's like where the lyrical 622 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,240 Speaker 1: like not? How like you wanted to make more sense. Yeah, 623 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 1: but let's tell someone that's a huge fan. It's got 624 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,719 Speaker 1: to be fun because because when songs are so simple, 625 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: you can beat them to death and in three days 626 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,640 Speaker 1: you're like, I'm kind of over it because I know 627 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: every word. It's so easy my brain like as it 628 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 1: was by Harry Stone. I like that a lot. Yes, 629 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: that song, I've already it. Yeah, I had a great 630 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: weekend in New York as it was. And then his 631 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,960 Speaker 1: other song Daylight. We're still seeing each other. Yeah, it's 632 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,959 Speaker 1: going down on me a lot, but I'm getting tired. 633 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: It needs to do more like the Stern version, the 634 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: live version. It's nice that he can it can sometimes 635 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,280 Speaker 1: like it can shave its beard and be like a 636 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 1: little bit different. That's how I feel like the Stern 637 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: version versus the studio album. I'm like, oh I went 638 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: a little bit more of a dirty version of Daylight. 639 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 1: But um, I guess what I'm saying with well, like 640 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: to overlook you can if there's gonna be a song 641 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 1: to over listen to and that you won't get something 642 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:26,080 Speaker 1: that is something. Yeah, melodically it just doesn't go do 643 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,520 Speaker 1: what you think it's gonna do. It surprises you every time, 644 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,560 Speaker 1: but I just want to say. So. Then Saturday comes along. 645 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: I sleep until fucking three o'clock in the afternoon. I like, 646 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,560 Speaker 1: I was too scared because I was so drained emotionally 647 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: from the show the night before, and also I was 648 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 1: feeling a little depressed. I was getting into PMS mode 649 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 1: my kettle belt since were coming in and Anya and 650 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 1: Matt and their friend Chris, who worked on all the 651 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 1: songs that I made. He's a musician too. Um. They 652 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 1: came from where they live in New York, three and 653 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: a half hour drive. They were coming to hang out, 654 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,000 Speaker 1: and I got them tickets through Wilco, who are so 655 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: nice and just give me any I want. They let 656 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 1: me go to the merch booth and they're like, just 657 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 1: anything you want. Just tell them you're Nikki and that 658 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 1: Crystal said you can have anything, and I was who 659 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,800 Speaker 1: was the best? So because all I used to wear 660 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,840 Speaker 1: was Wilco stuff, so like to now just have like 661 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: it's like supermarkets sweep or like I feel like one 662 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,960 Speaker 1: of those kids on the Nickelodeon where they used to 663 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,720 Speaker 1: like let them in toys or us and just grab 664 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 1: a bunch of toys. That's that's what I like. They're 665 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 1: at the Will Go Merch booth. But um so there, Crystal, 666 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: I have my eye on the Geane jacket. I don't 667 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,480 Speaker 1: want to overextend, but if there is an extra gene jacket, 668 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,080 Speaker 1: um no, I want everything. I will literally take everything. 669 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 1: Of Crystal's watching this, I was modest. I want literally 670 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,320 Speaker 1: every piece of merch and I will wear it every 671 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,720 Speaker 1: single day. And I'm not joking you. I want everything, 672 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: but I was just trying to know. It's an interesting 673 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,840 Speaker 1: thing though, of like going overboard. But while trying to 674 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: you want everything, but you wanted to see when people 675 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: go have whatever you want to go, can I have everything? 676 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: And they're like, well, we didn't mean that. You're like, okay, 677 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean. I got a hat, I got 678 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: a short sleeve shirt. I got another short sleeve shirt, 679 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 1: and I got a sweatshirt that I made that only 680 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,920 Speaker 1: had an ex sexual large, which is what I liked. 681 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,360 Speaker 1: But I know I had it a dress and it 682 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: was Jeff Tweety dress and I wore it the second 683 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,560 Speaker 1: night to the show. So I'm side stage the second 684 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,920 Speaker 1: night and the second night there they just do they 685 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,320 Speaker 1: play what they want. It's just like a fun set 686 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,000 Speaker 1: mixed with some of the new stuff that is great, 687 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,840 Speaker 1: and um Anya was there. We're both side stage. No 688 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 1: one else's side stage. By the way, there's not room 689 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: for anyone else. And I feel in the way I 690 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 1: feel annoying, but I'm assured that you were not. It's fine. 691 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,640 Speaker 1: And all the guys I know all the guys at 692 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,480 Speaker 1: this point because I did car pookaraoke. They're so freaking nice. 693 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,560 Speaker 1: And after the first night some of them said to 694 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 1: me like, your enthusiasm was so nice for us, like 695 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,759 Speaker 1: how much you were into it. And I didn't know 696 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: if they were being nice or not, but I was like, 697 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,000 Speaker 1: I want to trust that they meant that, and so 698 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: tonight I'm just gonna really enjoy myself. And so the 699 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,359 Speaker 1: second night, I went on you right on the side, 700 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,359 Speaker 1: state like no, but do you do it? Before they 701 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 1: went up? Did you already do your stand up at this? 702 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: Stand up was during the day? Stand up was like, well, 703 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,320 Speaker 1: what it was amazing? It was with that, yeah, I 704 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,200 Speaker 1: feel like so it was just it was just a 705 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,440 Speaker 1: comedy comedy show and it was awesome. I mean, it's indoors. 706 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 1: It's a huge venue, huge room. It's where Wilco practices 707 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,600 Speaker 1: was practicing before they went on the big stage. But 708 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 1: it was amazing show, Nick offered and me Johsh Gondelman, 709 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 1: a comedian named io I forget her last name, she's incredible. 710 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: Um uh yeah, and I did like jokes about Wilco. 711 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: We were calling like, I was like, this is so great. 712 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,439 Speaker 1: It's not like Coachell at all, where everyone cares about 713 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: what they look like. You guys like just don't give 714 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: a ship and some of you should like did any 715 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,800 Speaker 1: of you even am I at a music festival or 716 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,920 Speaker 1: a float trip, like what's happening here? And it was 717 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,360 Speaker 1: just you know, giving them about and how much Wilco 718 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 1: fans love wearing Wilco merchandise. I was like, none of 719 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 1: you are trying to be cool where You're like, I'm 720 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: not gonna wear the band to the band. You're like, no, 721 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: it wasn't At this point I was wearing Oh, I 722 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 1: don't think I was wearing a Wilco shirt. But I 723 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 1: was like, but I'm one of you. I love that ship. 724 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 1: And then me and Josh Gondelman and um uh, We're 725 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 1: backstage and Anya and Matt we were all trying to 726 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,919 Speaker 1: come up with like funny because Wilco fans are usually 727 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,520 Speaker 1: like older men, you know, like they just are kind 728 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,160 Speaker 1: of older people. And so I was like, your March 729 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,759 Speaker 1: booth is insane. Here you have every like they have 730 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,640 Speaker 1: so much March Crystal, who runs the merch, is like, 731 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,720 Speaker 1: it's just cool ship. And there's tons of like different 732 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,520 Speaker 1: Fannie packs and like hats and buttons and jean jackets 733 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,239 Speaker 1: and uh socks and guitar picks like anything you could want. 734 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,359 Speaker 1: And so we were just going over like we're taking 735 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,560 Speaker 1: Wilco songs and making them funny um like items. I 736 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: was like, there's a lot of new items coming out, 737 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,800 Speaker 1: and I was like this, it's it's like fast fashion 738 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 1: and there the merch booth has like thousands of options. 739 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,279 Speaker 1: I was like, and then Josh Gandaman gave me the 740 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 1: line he was I was like, it's like forever forty 741 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: one in there. And so then I was like, you 742 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 1: guys have like Casino Queen. The songs is Casino Queen. 743 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,760 Speaker 1: I was like, they're coming out with a Caswino Queen, 744 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: kraftmatical adjustable bed. There's the song heavy Metal Drummer. I'm like, 745 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,840 Speaker 1: there's the heavy metal hip replacement that's gonna be released 746 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,400 Speaker 1: on Sunday, So get in line for that. Let me 747 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,600 Speaker 1: go through the other ones. Um, you have the Um 748 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,560 Speaker 1: there's a song called can't I Need I Need a 749 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,359 Speaker 1: Camera And I was like, there's them I need a camera, Like, no, 750 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,319 Speaker 1: I would like a camera, not one one on your phone. 751 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,000 Speaker 1: I want to take it like an old picture, like 752 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,759 Speaker 1: just some old man pitching about it. Um, she's a 753 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:33,240 Speaker 1: jar opener for arthritic uh people. There's the sky Blue 754 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,239 Speaker 1: Sky Alice Um summer Teeth Denter's I Am trying to 755 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,400 Speaker 1: Break your Heart brand pacemaker and so yeah, I was 756 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,200 Speaker 1: just going off. But is the perfect person. He was like, 757 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 1: this is what I was born to do. He's fantastic. 758 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: He writes for Jesus and Merrow. He used to write 759 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,960 Speaker 1: for John Oliver Show. He's and he's a great comedian 760 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,920 Speaker 1: Josh gondleman Um and I have so much more to say. 761 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,120 Speaker 1: I do want to share one last thing. Uh that 762 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: the best thing that happened to me that I put 763 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,439 Speaker 1: on my Instagram was that I felt annoying the whole 764 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 1: time because I was dancing so much and having like 765 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,080 Speaker 1: the best time, and especially when it's all the songs 766 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120 Speaker 1: the second night that I like know every word too, 767 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,439 Speaker 1: and I've and he played she Has a Jar because 768 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,480 Speaker 1: he knows from when we did um Carpolkaraoke that that's 769 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: my favorite song that I want, like on my funeral playlist. 770 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,239 Speaker 1: And I cried when we did Carpoo karaoke to it, 771 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,960 Speaker 1: and it was just like, he just knows what it 772 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,440 Speaker 1: means to me. And someone one of the roadies came 773 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 1: up to me was like, I just want to let 774 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: you know I've worked with him. I've worked with hispan 775 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: for twelve years. Uh, that's the fifth time I've seen 776 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,960 Speaker 1: them play that live. I just want to know. And 777 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: then some of the band members later came out to 778 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,040 Speaker 1: me and was like, you know, we were playing She's 779 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,879 Speaker 1: a Job Like they did it for me. He did 780 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,239 Speaker 1: it for me. It was really really meaningful. And then afterwards, 781 00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,640 Speaker 1: I just want to play this. So I am just 782 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,399 Speaker 1: gobsmacked at how amazing the show was. I feel like 783 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,399 Speaker 1: on I'm just like I feel like Hi, I'm just 784 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,080 Speaker 1: like just the happiest I've ever been. And they're walking 785 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,239 Speaker 1: off stage and um, I'm holding my phone because I 786 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: want to film them walking off stage because they're right 787 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,800 Speaker 1: walking right by me, but I also don't want to 788 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 1: be holding my phone because I want to applaud, So 789 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,200 Speaker 1: I put my phone in my Fannie pack um and 790 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,080 Speaker 1: just let it record so I could just have them 791 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,239 Speaker 1: coming off. And I wasn't trying to record them like 792 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: acknowledging me, like I did not want them to be 793 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,239 Speaker 1: like I wanted to just applaud them and tell them 794 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,319 Speaker 1: great show, because they did. And so I'm I'm doing that, 795 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 1: and then this is what Jeff says to me. And 796 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm so glad I caught it on tape because I 797 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,719 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have believed it if I would have not, 798 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,120 Speaker 1: uh like recorded it. So I just want to play 799 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,279 Speaker 1: this really quick. So I'm applauding and you gotta listen 800 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,560 Speaker 1: to me. I played this for person and she was 801 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,520 Speaker 1: like it sounded like you were like, thank you, thank 802 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: you for having like I'm so obsessed listen to this. Okay, 803 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,239 Speaker 1: oh my god, it's honest, thank you for letting me 804 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,319 Speaker 1: lock out. Amazing. So wait one more time. I start 805 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,480 Speaker 1: out by saying a plus because I'm just like, as 806 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,560 Speaker 1: they're working by them like a plus plus because they're like, 807 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 1: they haven't played live in a while, and I'm just 808 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to think of, like what I 809 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,480 Speaker 1: would want to hear if I really gave the best 810 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,479 Speaker 1: performance that a fan of mine could ever imagine, because 811 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:20,280 Speaker 1: that is what happened to me. So listen again, side 812 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 1: stage person, Oh my god, it's at rock out. Thank 813 00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,759 Speaker 1: you for letting me rock out. But he's like, you're 814 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,160 Speaker 1: the best side stages person ever, And so that is 815 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,040 Speaker 1: like I am now like I'm going to every local 816 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,680 Speaker 1: show i can because if they actually do like my enthusiasm, 817 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,759 Speaker 1: it's it literally is the best feeling I could ever 818 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,960 Speaker 1: have in my life. I would literally give up sex 819 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,439 Speaker 1: to just have that feeling the rest of my life, 820 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:50,360 Speaker 1: Like that was my favorite feeling of that. Although you 821 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,160 Speaker 1: did pick them from carpool karaoke and you show you know, 822 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,239 Speaker 1: lyrics to your favorite song, I'm sure when they see 823 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 1: someone know the catalog, like you know, like there's something 824 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,680 Speaker 1: like I don't know, beautiful to it, and you showing 825 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: up although you don't think you're important at times, it's 826 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,680 Speaker 1: just as like you showing up for them and being 827 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,279 Speaker 1: there for them. They feel the same way, and you 828 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,080 Speaker 1: need to like take that in a little bit. It's 829 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,560 Speaker 1: like you're a good girl, no like, but just take 830 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,240 Speaker 1: that into because you know what, in their mind, they're thinking, 831 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:25,760 Speaker 1: holy shit, this fucking badass comedian is like really enjoying 832 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,799 Speaker 1: an old man band, you know, or like whatever it 833 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 1: is there. So you know, I mean, and I know 834 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 1: as someone who has fans like me with Wilco that 835 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,000 Speaker 1: I and Jeff is someone who I I relate to. 836 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,960 Speaker 1: People were like, do you relate to Jeff because you're 837 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 1: both from like the Midwest East from Belleville, which is 838 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,440 Speaker 1: very close to St. Louis. It's practically St. Louis and 839 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,520 Speaker 1: obviously Chicago band. Um, They're like, do you think it's 840 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,480 Speaker 1: because of like your Midwest roots? And I'm like, no, 841 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,880 Speaker 1: it's our depressed roots. Like he's a depressed person. He 842 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,120 Speaker 1: you know, grew up like addicted to things and with anxiety. 843 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: And that's how that's why I like him so much. 844 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,600 Speaker 1: Is like I relate to him as being someone who 845 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,520 Speaker 1: does not think. He's could he thinks, so he's constantly 846 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,319 Speaker 1: like I know Jeff like because I am him. And 847 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I took him. Like the last thing 848 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,880 Speaker 1: I said to one was like, I want you to 849 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 1: know this album is the best thing ever and you 850 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,319 Speaker 1: you need to notice you need to let it in. 851 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: You need to let it in like this, I'm not 852 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,000 Speaker 1: bullshitting you. It is so freaking good and I hope 853 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,879 Speaker 1: you hear this. I hope you hear me. I'm not 854 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,839 Speaker 1: lying to you. And um, but I know it's it's 855 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 1: hard because you just go there being nice or they 856 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,440 Speaker 1: don't really know that I kind of tricked them with 857 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,640 Speaker 1: this one thing, but it was. It was the best 858 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:43,560 Speaker 1: weekend and it's and like it's nice to you know, 859 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 1: it's like that Chris couldn't go obviously, yes, and it 860 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,880 Speaker 1: would have been a whole different take that and the 861 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,640 Speaker 1: flip it and go, you know what. Granted, Maddenan you 862 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,120 Speaker 1: were there, but there's something about going to an event 863 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,759 Speaker 1: alone where you could literally be whatever the funk you 864 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 1: want to be. And whether it's a fanatical fan or 865 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,760 Speaker 1: maybe someone that just sits at the lawn and doesn't 866 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,319 Speaker 1: even want to partake but just wants to have their 867 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,480 Speaker 1: own moment, there's something beautiful about that. So yes, I 868 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,440 Speaker 1: don't recognized. I was just like walking around quietly, like 869 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,440 Speaker 1: just observing it was. It was nice to be alone, 870 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,160 Speaker 1: but it was scary. And now I realize how people 871 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,160 Speaker 1: feel when they're like I don't I'm scared to go alone. 872 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,880 Speaker 1: Like it takes, it takes courage, and it takes a 873 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: lot of like triumph over anxiety. But like, just just 874 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 1: try it. You can always leave. That was my thing. 875 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,920 Speaker 1: I was like, I can always leave. I don't have 876 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 1: to stay. That's the best about ven. You can always 877 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,799 Speaker 1: you can leave. You can always leave. So I think 878 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: that's the thing. So many people don't want to do 879 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,960 Speaker 1: things that they're scared of because they're like, well, then 880 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,399 Speaker 1: that's just the way I'm going to be the rest 881 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,480 Speaker 1: of my life. It's like, no, you can always go 882 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,319 Speaker 1: back to the way you're doing it. Let's get to 883 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:56,680 Speaker 1: the news. Oh boy, I hope you had all the 884 00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 1: swells this weekend. Happy Memorial Day. All the swells, all 885 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: the swells. Apparently, all the swells. It's Monday. You know 886 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:09,360 Speaker 1: what that means. It is Monday back, do you know? Okay, 887 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,480 Speaker 1: So you guys have some tour dates this weekend in Cleveland, Ohio, 888 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:21,120 Speaker 1: the Agora Theater and Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall in Pennsylvania, 889 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:26,319 Speaker 1: and the Lyric in Baltimore on Sunday. And we got 890 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,560 Speaker 1: a celebrity coming to the Baltimore show. I'll tell you later. 891 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:35,200 Speaker 1: Really Ray Lewis, But yeah, we got good shows coming 892 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,759 Speaker 1: up Cleveland. I love performing in Cleveland. And then is 893 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,600 Speaker 1: that in Is it in Pittsburgh? Is that probably where 894 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,839 Speaker 1: that is? I mean, Pennsylvania has given us such great 895 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,240 Speaker 1: shows so far. Yeah, please come out to those shows. 896 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,200 Speaker 1: I think tickets are still available in Nikki Glaser dot 897 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,400 Speaker 1: com slash tour and yeah, let's thank you. No, uh okay, 898 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,719 Speaker 1: the first news story. According to the International Society for 899 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,399 Speaker 1: Sexual Medicine, there is no normal frequency sex for couples, 900 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,799 Speaker 1: providing everyone in the relationship is happy. So how often 901 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,080 Speaker 1: a couple should have sex depends on what the people 902 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,600 Speaker 1: in the relationship decide works best for them. Um, and 903 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,920 Speaker 1: that can range from no sexual activity at all to 904 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,600 Speaker 1: a few times a day, week or year, wow a day. Um, 905 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,520 Speaker 1: so curious about that. Well, you know, there's so many 906 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,760 Speaker 1: things where it's like, what's the right amount of times 907 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,040 Speaker 1: I should eat fruit or exercise? And no one ever 908 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,759 Speaker 1: just goes whatever you want. That's kind of the only 909 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,319 Speaker 1: time where it's like whatever, Like you sleep as much 910 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,480 Speaker 1: as you want, but people go that's a little too much, 911 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,000 Speaker 1: that's not enough. But you're essentially doing whatever you want 912 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,760 Speaker 1: all the time. It's nice to know that with sex 913 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,200 Speaker 1: it is kind of whatever you want as long as 914 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,160 Speaker 1: both parties are happy. Well, and that's that's the tough part. Yeah, 915 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I'm trying to do this 916 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:57,000 Speaker 1: thing where your dopamine le you don't always like I 917 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,239 Speaker 1: saw something where like stay if something's give and you 918 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,120 Speaker 1: like hi, dopamine making you happy, like you could almost 919 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,319 Speaker 1: reject it sometimes to make it. You know, you talk 920 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,200 Speaker 1: about this a lot to build up of it, you know, 921 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: and a lot of couples, like in other countries whatever, 922 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,560 Speaker 1: they won't have sex for two like it's just we're 923 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,480 Speaker 1: not gonna have sex for two weeks because in two 924 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,800 Speaker 1: weeks we're gonna fucking want it so bad. And that 925 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,440 Speaker 1: if you keep whatever filling that dopamine up like we 926 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,200 Speaker 1: do with TikTok or whatever, like, then it's gonna make 927 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,840 Speaker 1: you sad and it's gonna start the bleeding. It stops 928 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:33,439 Speaker 1: being even exciting to do so, like, yeah, I love waiting. Yeah, 929 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,240 Speaker 1: so if you funk once a week or once everywhere 930 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,680 Speaker 1: that does it, it's not a negative you Yeah, yeah, anyhow, 931 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,839 Speaker 1: but I agree I feel like though that it can 932 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,160 Speaker 1: be I don't know the kinds of sex that you 933 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,719 Speaker 1: have for me. Then this is obviously because we just 934 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:52,040 Speaker 1: heard everyone's different from me. I feel like I I 935 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,359 Speaker 1: think that there should be I would like just like 936 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,880 Speaker 1: cuddling sometimes, or just like intimacy of like touching and 937 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,239 Speaker 1: like kissing and just maybe dry humping, maybe not to 938 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,799 Speaker 1: completion a couple of times or whatever, or maybe just 939 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:10,319 Speaker 1: you know, a beach on the couch that isn't you know? 940 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,960 Speaker 1: And then there's sometimes where it's like, no, I'm going 941 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,160 Speaker 1: to lay out everything I want you to use on me. 942 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,920 Speaker 1: I want to lay out, I want to set the stage, 943 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,200 Speaker 1: put town towels. When they lay out the different ways 944 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,680 Speaker 1: that's going to kill them. It's probably the same spread 945 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,839 Speaker 1: uh war paint on um freedom. Yeah, I feel like 946 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,439 Speaker 1: it's different kinds of sex. But that's that's interesting. Good 947 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,480 Speaker 1: to know. Next, tell me what you think about this 948 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,600 Speaker 1: coin Base, which is just like a cryptocurrency company, is 949 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,440 Speaker 1: reportedly testing out having employees rate each other in an 950 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,600 Speaker 1: app with a thumbs up or thumbs down after meetings 951 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:59,360 Speaker 1: and other interactions. What this seems insane? Yeah. The staff 952 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,400 Speaker 1: are reportedly asked to evaluate one another after meetings and 953 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,319 Speaker 1: other interactions. Based on how well they model ten core 954 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:11,280 Speaker 1: company values and um, yeah, who wants to model company values? 955 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,279 Speaker 1: Like who like? Let's do it in the metaverse two. 956 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,359 Speaker 1: You know what, if you give someone a thumbs down, 957 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,279 Speaker 1: you have to show your face? How about that? Yeah 958 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,719 Speaker 1: that's the thing. Well on on YouTube now you can 959 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,640 Speaker 1: unlike something and it doesn't show you how many unlikes. 960 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,080 Speaker 1: You only show positive So I mean, I don't mind 961 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,840 Speaker 1: hearing negatives. I just don't. I don't know. Oh, I 962 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,600 Speaker 1: dig employees should rate each other, no, because I think 963 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,520 Speaker 1: that it's competitive, and you would a lot of times 964 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,320 Speaker 1: I don't like something because they're better than me at something, 965 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 1: or they're they're doing a better job, or they're naturally 966 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,359 Speaker 1: more inclined to this thing. So a lot of times 967 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,880 Speaker 1: I will if the worst version of me or thumbs 968 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,280 Speaker 1: it down someone who's actually doing a great job, because 969 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,840 Speaker 1: I don't I'm threatened by them. So your company is 970 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: going to suffer because you're thumbing someone down because they can, 971 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,839 Speaker 1: you know, produce better than you. Yea, So maybe the 972 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,080 Speaker 1: company should just follow whoever is getting the most thumbs 973 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: down is probably yeah, it's yeah, the negative stuff. I 974 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,320 Speaker 1: just can't. I just don't. I don't. I know criticism 975 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:18,200 Speaker 1: is important um to grow from, but I just don't think. 976 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 1: I think we already are so all feeling constantly and 977 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,880 Speaker 1: inundated with comparing ourselves to people and feeling less than that. 978 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,080 Speaker 1: There's just there's no one should invite any of that 979 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,319 Speaker 1: in their lives. Yeah, I find sometimes I seek it out. 980 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,319 Speaker 1: I don't know why. I never do. I even read 981 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,800 Speaker 1: Wilco's like well, after I listen to the album, I'm like, 982 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,480 Speaker 1: I wanted to see what people think of this, like 983 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,640 Speaker 1: you know, music reviewers. And so I saw stereogument posted 984 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,040 Speaker 1: something on Instagram and I'm like, I'll read it and 985 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,200 Speaker 1: I will stop reading it if it disagrees with if 986 00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,000 Speaker 1: it is saying that they they're not good, I'm going 987 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,600 Speaker 1: to take it. Like I was almost reading it as 988 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,440 Speaker 1: like I'm in the band and they fucking loved it, 989 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,960 Speaker 1: and I was like yes, and then I were the 990 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,640 Speaker 1: next thing. Everyone I mean this, this album is critically 991 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,080 Speaker 1: acclaim across the board. And when I saw will Go 992 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,600 Speaker 1: this weekend, I you know, it's the day it came out, 993 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,560 Speaker 1: and I'm seeing everyone from the band and I was like, hey, 994 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,720 Speaker 1: not to trigger you. I don't know if you read reviews, 995 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,879 Speaker 1: but I just I'm not gonna say anything. It's all good, 996 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,960 Speaker 1: like you know, like I just want to say everyone's 997 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,640 Speaker 1: getting it and it's very exciting. But I had to 998 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,400 Speaker 1: I had to preface it that with like, don't you know, 999 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,839 Speaker 1: I don't want to trigger you because smart people who 1000 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,400 Speaker 1: I think will call are don't read reviews. And Jeff, 1001 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,640 Speaker 1: Jeff I have heard uh used to not and now 1002 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 1: he kind of is in a like sometimes you just 1003 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,200 Speaker 1: go through a period where you like seek it out 1004 00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,040 Speaker 1: and yeah, I think very smart people are susceptible to 1005 00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,680 Speaker 1: Norm McDonald, oh yeah, I don't see it yet. But 1006 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,719 Speaker 1: he was just talking about how like he's like, I'll 1007 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,440 Speaker 1: always take part in a poll, like no matter how 1008 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,600 Speaker 1: smart you are, there you fun. That's why on Instagram 1009 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,080 Speaker 1: I love those so but like, you know, to your point, 1010 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaker 1: like if I read a review for not even for myself, 1011 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,560 Speaker 1: for like a band, and I really love the band 1012 00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,520 Speaker 1: and I love the album and it's a negative, I'll 1013 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,600 Speaker 1: start going maybe I'm wrong, and I know I shouldn't. 1014 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,480 Speaker 1: That's what I said when I said comments. I did 1015 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,360 Speaker 1: an interview. When someone goes do read the comments, and 1016 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,200 Speaker 1: I say no, But you know what, I know my 1017 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,880 Speaker 1: friends and family read comments about me, and I know 1018 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,719 Speaker 1: that they love me and they think those comments are 1019 00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,920 Speaker 1: probably wrong. But there's something in your brain that has 1020 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,600 Speaker 1: happened to me. When I look at a picture of 1021 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,719 Speaker 1: someone on Instagram or I look at a video, and 1022 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,800 Speaker 1: then I read the comments and someone says something negative 1023 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,880 Speaker 1: about it that I didn't notice, and then suddenly that 1024 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,239 Speaker 1: is a part of my belief system about this, and 1025 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,680 Speaker 1: I have been influenced, even though that person I don't 1026 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,440 Speaker 1: know them. They misspelled things, They have made me skewed 1027 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,000 Speaker 1: a little bit towards not liking this as much. And 1028 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,319 Speaker 1: so to act like you or anyone who loves you 1029 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:56,840 Speaker 1: is immune to reading reviews and feeling bad or comments, 1030 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,719 Speaker 1: you're delusional and you need to stay away from them 1031 00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,400 Speaker 1: because there's nothing good there. It is going to the 1032 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:08,040 Speaker 1: desert for water. It is. There's nothing. Yeah, there's nothing 1033 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,120 Speaker 1: even the people that and you know who really gets 1034 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,000 Speaker 1: off on it, the people that hate whatever it is 1035 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,840 Speaker 1: and then they see another comment that just proves their point, 1036 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,600 Speaker 1: and oh yeah, when I hate something, and then so 1037 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,560 Speaker 1: I go, God, I wish I could comment this thing. 1038 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,160 Speaker 1: And then it's already commented, and I get to like 1039 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,240 Speaker 1: thumbs up it. Yah, that's a disgusting part of my soul, 1040 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,359 Speaker 1: it really is. But I felt that was generally, when 1041 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,839 Speaker 1: I'm jealous, this person is either really popular and making 1042 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,040 Speaker 1: something that I think sucks and I just am mad 1043 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,399 Speaker 1: about it, or they're really popular and they're making something 1044 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,160 Speaker 1: that's really good and I'm convincing myself that I wouldn't 1045 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,400 Speaker 1: even want to make something good like that jealous, I 1046 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,920 Speaker 1: felt bad though, like Jack Harlow, who I really do like, 1047 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 1: I really I loved his last album. I wanted this 1048 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,439 Speaker 1: new album to be great and it just wasn't for me. 1049 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,480 Speaker 1: And then like Pitchfork, it was like two points like 1050 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,200 Speaker 1: something really works always mean yeah and there and you 1051 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,960 Speaker 1: know what part of me thinks Pitchfork is probably a 1052 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 1: snooty motherfucker like horse r P. Yeah. I mean like 1053 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,520 Speaker 1: put someone writing a review. It's one person. Oh yeah yeah, 1054 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,480 Speaker 1: And I just feel like part of me wants to 1055 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,839 Speaker 1: be like fuck you, you hate him because he's so mainstream. 1056 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,160 Speaker 1: But then I was like, you know what, I agree, 1057 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,319 Speaker 1: and I felt bad. I wanted it to be better. 1058 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,239 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you can read a negative review and 1059 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,239 Speaker 1: be like, yeah, we're all as artists to put out 1060 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,240 Speaker 1: bad ship. I just want to say that to anyone 1061 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 1: who is maybe not an artist or whatever you do, 1062 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,200 Speaker 1: Like you're allowed to have a bad day at work 1063 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,520 Speaker 1: and like put out a shitty report or whatever you do, 1064 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,560 Speaker 1: you're you know why, because it makes the good all 1065 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,680 Speaker 1: that better. You're allowed to have a bad day at work. 1066 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,839 Speaker 1: I'm allowed to put out a comedy special that isn't good. 1067 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,640 Speaker 1: I'm allowed to put out a show that isn't good. 1068 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,520 Speaker 1: We're all trying our best, and sometimes we You know, 1069 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,200 Speaker 1: if you watch the Carlon documentary, how many times did 1070 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,600 Speaker 1: he reinvent himself or do what he wanted to do 1071 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,600 Speaker 1: and it just didn't hit with the zeitgeist? It just didn't. 1072 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,399 Speaker 1: They didn't like it, or they made fun of them. 1073 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,480 Speaker 1: Then he just shifts and does something else and everyone 1074 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,080 Speaker 1: fucking forgets about it. No one doesn't. It doesn't have 1075 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,640 Speaker 1: to follow you, and it doesn't have to be who 1076 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,160 Speaker 1: you are where. I have to allow myself to put 1077 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,520 Speaker 1: out shit and love a redemption story like people do 1078 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,400 Speaker 1: love like, you know, the shittier it is, and then 1079 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,600 Speaker 1: if you really can make that left turn and make 1080 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,799 Speaker 1: something great, God people because people go, I was right 1081 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,719 Speaker 1: that it was bad, you know what I mean. Watch 1082 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,000 Speaker 1: the Cheryl Crow documentary last night. It was all about this, 1083 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,960 Speaker 1: let's go to break and come back with redd and 1084 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:33,239 Speaker 1: top Boom boom boom, We're back. Um. I did watch 1085 00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,640 Speaker 1: the Sharyl Crow documentary last night on Hulu. It's so good. 1086 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,960 Speaker 1: There's something in it that like, was so wild that happens. 1087 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,239 Speaker 1: I want people to just to check it out. Rock. No, 1088 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,040 Speaker 1: I don't think she ever did, but she did that 1089 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:48,040 Speaker 1: song up with Crid Rock. I can do a really 1090 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,640 Speaker 1: good Chryl Crow by the way, I'll do kid rock. Um. Okay, 1091 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,719 Speaker 1: what's the song? You know the song that they do. 1092 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,880 Speaker 1: I've been searching for you for a long time. Can 1093 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:04,880 Speaker 1: seemed to get you off my mind. I've been something dud. 1094 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,960 Speaker 1: I don't know the lyrics, but it's always I do 1095 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,600 Speaker 1: feel like I do it. Hold on, let me try 1096 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,879 Speaker 1: it one more time. So yeah, it's called picture hold 1097 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,800 Speaker 1: on kid Rock. Let me just look up the lyrics 1098 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:23,880 Speaker 1: because I want to. Okay the lyrics. Um live in 1099 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,680 Speaker 1: my life in a slow okay. Um, been been fueling 1100 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:33,440 Speaker 1: up on cocaine and whiskey. I wish I had a girl, 1101 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:39,280 Speaker 1: girl who missed me, I haven't sleeped and three damn 1102 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:46,360 Speaker 1: that Yes, I put your picture away? Wait again, sat 1103 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,640 Speaker 1: down and cried today I can't look at you while 1104 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,880 Speaker 1: I'm lying next to him. Wait, hold on, trying too 1105 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,480 Speaker 1: hard to do it. No, last night I was doing 1106 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,000 Speaker 1: it so well that the dogs were like, what's going on? 1107 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,880 Speaker 1: Because it was like, we want to soak up the sun. 1108 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:07,520 Speaker 1: Who's doing a good affron like hardic if I can't 1109 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,680 Speaker 1: do it without using the background, but I swear to 1110 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,799 Speaker 1: god I could do a like please stop, please put 1111 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,440 Speaker 1: pitchy fork. Um okay, so let's get to reddit. Um. 1112 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to start with this is your reddit. Gotta 1113 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:34,560 Speaker 1: feel like kill tonight. That's pretty good. Good, thank you? Okay, 1114 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:41,160 Speaker 1: reading myself that people love it, leaving Las Vegas a 1115 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:47,080 Speaker 1: different album. All right, here we go. Um um okay. 1116 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,320 Speaker 1: So someone this is a mispronounced It's from the subreddit 1117 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,080 Speaker 1: bone Apple Tea, which is uh a joke of bon 1118 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,480 Speaker 1: bone appetite. Someone wrote bone Apple tea once and so 1119 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,440 Speaker 1: this is subred of of mispronunciations. And someone wrote a 1120 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,879 Speaker 1: tweet that said, my joints hurt really bad. I think 1121 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:07,360 Speaker 1: I have Arthur writes this, which they probably just dictated arthritis, 1122 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,560 Speaker 1: but it can correct to do. Arthur writes this, Um. 1123 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,160 Speaker 1: This is from me, I r L. It's a tweet 1124 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,320 Speaker 1: that I just relate to so much that I sometimes 1125 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,200 Speaker 1: tweets you just go or Mames you go. How does 1126 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:23,800 Speaker 1: someone nail it so hard? This is from armand Doma 1127 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,880 Speaker 1: on on Twitter. I'm thirty two years old and still 1128 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,960 Speaker 1: deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room mini 1129 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:37,720 Speaker 1: bar will somehow bankrupt my entire family. Relatable, so relatable. 1130 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,600 Speaker 1: I am a woman that has more money than I 1131 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,120 Speaker 1: know what to deal with. Sometimes I'm not bragging, but 1132 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,440 Speaker 1: it's just true. And I still will not even think 1133 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,919 Speaker 1: about touching anything in the mini bar. It's because we're 1134 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,040 Speaker 1: told from when we're five, if you go near it, 1135 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,120 Speaker 1: you funny. Sometimes it made me want to do it now. 1136 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,160 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm even scared to put like a water bottle 1137 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,720 Speaker 1: in a hotel fridge because I think that there's like 1138 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,560 Speaker 1: a weight in there and if I take it out 1139 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,640 Speaker 1: and I think I took something out, and then they're 1140 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,160 Speaker 1: going to bank, like literally, you will be homeless on 1141 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:13,480 Speaker 1: the street because of because are um. This is also 1142 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,160 Speaker 1: from UM. This is from to me I r L 1143 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,720 Speaker 1: for me I r L. It's another subredit of just 1144 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,760 Speaker 1: tweets that are kind of on the mark. Um. It's 1145 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,680 Speaker 1: from Emily Mernane Uh Emily underscore mrnane on Twitter. It says, 1146 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,800 Speaker 1: we don't need to get coffee to catch up. Honestly, 1147 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,560 Speaker 1: I can just shoot you you a text to let 1148 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:32,520 Speaker 1: you know I have no updates and I am doing bad. 1149 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,640 Speaker 1: I love that because sometimes people want to get together 1150 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,240 Speaker 1: and you go, what like, why do we have to 1151 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,720 Speaker 1: bring coffee? And it is why do we have to 1152 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:49,960 Speaker 1: make it a thing? I know? Um? Yes um. This 1153 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,720 Speaker 1: is from a d h D Women of subredit. It's 1154 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,480 Speaker 1: another tweet says tries to learn someone's name brain, No, 1155 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:02,560 Speaker 1: we are at capacity. Me what brain? Angela, Pamela, Sandra 1156 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,120 Speaker 1: and Rita Me. Those aren't even real people. Those are 1157 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,040 Speaker 1: Mambo number five lyrics. Brain A little bit of Monica 1158 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:13,800 Speaker 1: in my life? Me, please stop brain. The trumpets just 1159 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,200 Speaker 1: I don't know why sometimes means that one probably doesn't 1160 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,760 Speaker 1: work as much when I'm like reading it, but it 1161 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,080 Speaker 1: really made me happy. Oh my god. This is another 1162 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,040 Speaker 1: one from Emily Murnain that was on the last one. 1163 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,040 Speaker 1: I did not know that I like two of her things. 1164 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,440 Speaker 1: This happened over weeks at a time said people with 1165 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,720 Speaker 1: good singing voices should not be allowed to do karaoke. Sorry, 1166 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,680 Speaker 1: but it is not fun watching you do a little 1167 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,240 Speaker 1: star search performance. I'm here to see drunk Keith fight 1168 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 1: for his life through living on a prayer as God intended. 1169 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,600 Speaker 1: Tomorrow night is my birthday and we are going to 1170 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,240 Speaker 1: um sing karaoke supposed be tonight, but my sister and 1171 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,840 Speaker 1: brother didn't get back in town in time. Um and 1172 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,960 Speaker 1: I'm excited to do some show crow and really I'm 1173 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,600 Speaker 1: thinking about opening it to the besties. So I just 1174 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,840 Speaker 1: want to say I think I'm gonna do it tomorrow. 1175 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:03,640 Speaker 1: If you're St. Louis bestie. Wednesday Tomorrow, June one, If 1176 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,400 Speaker 1: you want to come to Westport Social at around six thirty, 1177 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,880 Speaker 1: we will be doing karaoke and hanging out. Um. I 1178 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,880 Speaker 1: don't the karaoke rooms are small, so it might just 1179 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,920 Speaker 1: be like a certain number of people can fit in 1180 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,520 Speaker 1: at a time. But I would love to meet you 1181 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,760 Speaker 1: and see you. If you just want to go to 1182 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,360 Speaker 1: Westport Social. There's tons of stuff to do there. It 1183 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,640 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a whole thing you can go alone. 1184 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,960 Speaker 1: I will greet you, um so Westport Social tomorrow night 1185 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,840 Speaker 1: at seven o'clock is when it starts. Um. This is 1186 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,760 Speaker 1: one did I do this last week? It's from Thanks 1187 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,080 Speaker 1: I hate it and it says your car will never 1188 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,080 Speaker 1: make that noise for the mechanic your car is that 1189 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,680 Speaker 1: your car is like, that's our special noise. I can 1190 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:44,840 Speaker 1: only make that noise for you. Yeah, yeah, I mean 1191 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,480 Speaker 1: I think with anything like you could. Also, you know, 1192 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,360 Speaker 1: you're having a pain when you go to the doctor, 1193 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,800 Speaker 1: and then when you get to the doctor it goes away. 1194 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,520 Speaker 1: So you know, I swear to God you my kidneys 1195 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,640 Speaker 1: are bleeding, Like now you're fine. My cars. You know, 1196 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,400 Speaker 1: there's that light and it always turns for some reason, 1197 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,960 Speaker 1: it turns off to and then you think your car 1198 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,840 Speaker 1: is fine. I know, but the light is just broken. 1199 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:12,240 Speaker 1: That's your car is bulb for that like actual yeah, 1200 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,880 Speaker 1: final thought. Here's one from AskMen. It says my girlfriend 1201 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,680 Speaker 1: just asked did you hear that? Ask? Did you hear that? Asshole? 1202 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,920 Speaker 1: And then she farted what immature things do your partners do? 1203 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:29,320 Speaker 1: I think that's so funny. It's funny. Where like um brando, 1204 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,320 Speaker 1: well maybe fire and she'll go, I was just a 1205 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,360 Speaker 1: two and it kind of was just doesn't make such 1206 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,960 Speaker 1: a cute. But then all fucking all fire where the doors? 1207 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,200 Speaker 1: Where the fucking the light goes on in my car somehow, 1208 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:46,520 Speaker 1: and I'll go a little too, like if cover with it. Yeah, 1209 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,040 Speaker 1: it's literally not a I don't know what do you do? 1210 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,680 Speaker 1: That's someone said, grips ice cubes in her hands unbeknownst 1211 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,320 Speaker 1: to me, then saunters up and so seductively wraps her 1212 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,360 Speaker 1: arms around me, then shoves her ice cold hands on 1213 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,760 Speaker 1: my belly. That's cute. Yeah, it's a little left turn. 1214 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,480 Speaker 1: My girlfriend does that stupid what's that on your shirt? 1215 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,240 Speaker 1: And then flicks my nose trick when there's actually something 1216 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,400 Speaker 1: on my shirt. It's okay, though, I get her back 1217 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaker 1: by wetting my hands then rubbing them on her face 1218 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,120 Speaker 1: while saying I hate it when I pee on my hands. Oh, 1219 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,440 Speaker 1: I do that all the time whenever I go to 1220 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,080 Speaker 1: the bathroom and wash my hands and it shakes some hands, 1221 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,840 Speaker 1: I go, it's it's I just went to the bathroom. 1222 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:26,720 Speaker 1: It's not what you think. It's p um uh. Someone said, 1223 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,000 Speaker 1: I like to get in elaborate poses before I let 1224 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,920 Speaker 1: one go. My wife just laughs and calls me an 1225 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,000 Speaker 1: idiot for things my wife does. She likes to play 1226 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,680 Speaker 1: punch me in the face and I'll sell it like 1227 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,760 Speaker 1: I got hit by Tyson. She loves that one. I 1228 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,640 Speaker 1: don't know what that is. I'm trying to think of 1229 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,320 Speaker 1: funny things I do. My brother got me when we 1230 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,880 Speaker 1: were younger. He put ketchup on his hand and grabbed 1231 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,520 Speaker 1: a knife and I thought I cut him, you know, 1232 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,240 Speaker 1: or like I had a night and then he like 1233 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:54,520 Speaker 1: somehow he threw up and I thought I slid his wrists. Yeah, 1234 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,040 Speaker 1: And I was going to the bathroom and I remember 1235 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,640 Speaker 1: an old man saw me walking the bathroom was like 1236 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,320 Speaker 1: are you okay? And I was like what. It was 1237 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,520 Speaker 1: so scary to have an old man just like grab 1238 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:08,720 Speaker 1: me and be like are you okay? No, got catchable man, um, 1239 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:12,000 Speaker 1: I think that. I mean, we do so many dumb 1240 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,440 Speaker 1: like little inside joke, gummy worm, But oh that was 1241 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,240 Speaker 1: for another boyfriend. That was fucking weird. I mean, yeah, 1242 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:24,000 Speaker 1: I once my is like it's relatable, but it's also 1243 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,720 Speaker 1: like you. But I don't understand how anyone doesn't do 1244 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,080 Speaker 1: stuff like that for their boyfriend. If that if their 1245 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,040 Speaker 1: boyfriend isn't grossed out by that kind of stuff. So 1246 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,800 Speaker 1: he liked gummy worms. That was his favorite snack. He 1247 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,000 Speaker 1: was coming to visit me in California. I was picking 1248 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,000 Speaker 1: him up from the airport. I knew he would finger 1249 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,040 Speaker 1: me immediately upon getting in my car, so I put 1250 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,400 Speaker 1: a gummy worm in my vagina so that when he 1251 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,160 Speaker 1: fingered me, he'd go, what the funk is that? And 1252 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,640 Speaker 1: he pulled out a gummy worm and he did and 1253 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,600 Speaker 1: it was funny. And then his dick was a gummy 1254 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:57,040 Speaker 1: worm all weekend. Yes, boom, oh boy, um, I think 1255 01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,320 Speaker 1: that I do. Um, that's a fun Yeah, that was. 1256 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,440 Speaker 1: That was a fun one. I mean, I what was 1257 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:10,040 Speaker 1: one that I did? Chris? How long? You know? I 1258 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,480 Speaker 1: would have grabbed his hand and go, I have something 1259 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,080 Speaker 1: to show you, you know, when it comes right out. Yeah, 1260 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,000 Speaker 1: but people are like shocked that I did that. I'm sure, 1261 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,640 Speaker 1: fox up my pah balance, But you know what else, 1262 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,439 Speaker 1: fox up my pH balance? Down there a man's dirty hand. 1263 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,480 Speaker 1: So it's like, who cares? What is? People go? You 1264 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,760 Speaker 1: put up? You put a sanitary a thing that I'm 1265 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,760 Speaker 1: supposed to eat right for the package. I put it 1266 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,960 Speaker 1: in my vagina and you're acting like that's so shocking 1267 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,840 Speaker 1: you put dirt men's dirty fingers and penises in your 1268 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:39,400 Speaker 1: pussies or even your own fingers. Um. I think that 1269 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like do you don't take 1270 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,600 Speaker 1: a tit out? That's what I do if I'm wearing 1271 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,120 Speaker 1: a tanktop. We'll have a serious conversation and I'll like 1272 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,480 Speaker 1: just turn around and I'll just respond back and a 1273 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:55,720 Speaker 1: couple of notice that is That's one of my favorite 1274 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,280 Speaker 1: bits too, is just um acting like I like to 1275 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,240 Speaker 1: play the character of I can't I don't know what 1276 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,360 Speaker 1: to do with them. It won't stay in, the shirt 1277 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,680 Speaker 1: doesn't fit, and I'll just just keep going like but 1278 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,880 Speaker 1: it's not working. And kind of it's a Rachel Einstein 1279 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,920 Speaker 1: move of like my boobs are too big and I 1280 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,439 Speaker 1: don't know what to do with them. She has a 1281 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,400 Speaker 1: great bit about girls just being stupid, like my chips 1282 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,960 Speaker 1: are just jump um. But I think playing that kind 1283 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,760 Speaker 1: of dumb character is fun and I put my idea. 1284 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,760 Speaker 1: I tried that kind of with Brenna over the weekend, 1285 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,880 Speaker 1: where I go, should I should where this beating suit? 1286 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,000 Speaker 1: And I turned around and I took my balls and 1287 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,800 Speaker 1: I put them on top of the video. It was like, 1288 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,880 Speaker 1: is this cool? Because we were all like debating on 1289 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,400 Speaker 1: what to wear and I was like, nothing matters. Like 1290 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,880 Speaker 1: she was a little worried about what she'd wear, and 1291 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,600 Speaker 1: I was like, is this cool? And she goes, don't 1292 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,120 Speaker 1: ever do again. It looks like you have a bald 1293 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,240 Speaker 1: chicken and on top of you. And then I googled 1294 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,800 Speaker 1: if you google bald chicken, it looks exactly exactly like 1295 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,920 Speaker 1: what it looked like. Yeah, and it was I don't know, 1296 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,640 Speaker 1: it was fucking That was one that is just those 1297 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,680 Speaker 1: little bodily things that you were talking to someone with 1298 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,520 Speaker 1: a straight face and then they suddenly see it and 1299 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:09,360 Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, that's always fun. Um. So 1300 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,120 Speaker 1: there was one from ask Women. This is what I saved. 1301 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,120 Speaker 1: It says, what do you feel comfortable doing platonically with 1302 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,600 Speaker 1: women that you cannot do with men? So this is 1303 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:21,439 Speaker 1: to asking women? Um uh, they said, I mean there's 1304 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,920 Speaker 1: so many cuddling, holding hands changing in front of them. 1305 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:29,080 Speaker 1: I don't hold hands with my girlfriends, do you know, No, 1306 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,600 Speaker 1: never me neither. But I don't cuddle with them either. 1307 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,840 Speaker 1: I've always felt uncomfortable with that. And the one that 1308 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,600 Speaker 1: did cuddle me once, I think was gay, and the 1309 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,400 Speaker 1: whole time I was like, I know girls do this, 1310 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,400 Speaker 1: but I can't do that, um, complimenting them, especially on 1311 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,520 Speaker 1: their appearance. This is my own shortcoming, though I wish 1312 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,000 Speaker 1: I had the courage to compliment men. No, no, no, 1313 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,520 Speaker 1: that's a woman. All. I feel constantly about how men 1314 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,440 Speaker 1: don't get compliments. Let's step it up. Everyone compliment men. 1315 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,240 Speaker 1: And I like, um, I like your Instagram today was 1316 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,400 Speaker 1: really funny. Your post, the thing where you said the 1317 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,400 Speaker 1: Italian steps trying to get pussy on Italian steps is 1318 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,240 Speaker 1: so funny. And then when you changed the word of 1319 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:15,480 Speaker 1: the um. Yes, the choice of penis was really really funny. 1320 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,400 Speaker 1: It was really really well done. Um. Someone said, discussing politics, 1321 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,600 Speaker 1: some guys get too emotional while discussing serious topics, so 1322 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,440 Speaker 1: I prefer talking to ladies. I do believe talking politics 1323 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,080 Speaker 1: sometimes with men is frustrating because a lot of them 1324 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,720 Speaker 1: have to do with like women's issues, and you you 1325 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,120 Speaker 1: are like, you don't get it, but like, how can 1326 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,200 Speaker 1: they They're not a woman, So it's kind of like 1327 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:40,680 Speaker 1: a losing battle. And sometimes you yeah, um, sharing beds, 1328 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,200 Speaker 1: changing in front of each other, cuddling, on couch holding hands. Um. 1329 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,480 Speaker 1: I used to share beds with my male friends all 1330 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,160 Speaker 1: the time, and I just want to say I am 1331 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,480 Speaker 1: so so sorry to all the men that I forced 1332 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,840 Speaker 1: to sleep in the same bed as me because it 1333 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,560 Speaker 1: was inappropriate, even though I knew that nothing would happen 1334 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,760 Speaker 1: between us. You probably had a little bit of a 1335 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:00,920 Speaker 1: crush on me. It probably was that comfortable for you. 1336 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,000 Speaker 1: You probably were thinking, maybe she likes me, maybe she 1337 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,480 Speaker 1: doesn't like probably kept you up. I should have just 1338 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,520 Speaker 1: let you sleep on the couch instead of being like, no, 1339 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:10,240 Speaker 1: don't sleep on the couch. That's stupid. I should have 1340 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,720 Speaker 1: let you do that. Um, And I'm sorry for if 1341 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,400 Speaker 1: I like lead you on or anything. You don't have 1342 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:18,880 Speaker 1: to put on the little nighty and then be like, 1343 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,400 Speaker 1: my dumb tits are sleeping next to you. Do you 1344 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:26,200 Speaker 1: want to go any worm? Yeah, there's a globe worm 1345 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,760 Speaker 1: in my pussy to keep us up. But we're platonic, 1346 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:34,439 Speaker 1: Yeah totally, yeah, why are you being weird? Okay, we 1347 01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:35,519 Speaker 1: gotta go. Do you want to take us out on 1348 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,320 Speaker 1: a wrap? Sure, I'll take us out on a wrap 1349 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,200 Speaker 1: because you always know that I'm about the snap with 1350 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,240 Speaker 1: a snap back. That's the kind of hat I wear 1351 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,679 Speaker 1: with a heart attack from a big Mac. I got 1352 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,559 Speaker 1: a loose sack that I put on top of my 1353 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,080 Speaker 1: shorts and it looks like a bald chicken, but it's not. 1354 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:53,240 Speaker 1: It's a mick chicken from McDonald's. Man, you really brought 1355 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,280 Speaker 1: the heat. I gotta go because I gotta meet and 1356 01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,240 Speaker 1: greet who with who. Well, I gotta go jump online. 1357 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,160 Speaker 1: I'm pitching a show to Netflix, and it's gonna be 1358 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,479 Speaker 1: fine whether they take it or not. I'll be okay. 1359 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,640 Speaker 1: Things are just gonna go right. This is part of 1360 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,519 Speaker 1: my day. My dad's gonna come over later. We're gonna 1361 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,320 Speaker 1: go on I g Live. We're gonna play some music. 1362 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,559 Speaker 1: It's gonna be about five hours long. And my dad 1363 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,599 Speaker 1: lost his voice, so he was like, why should even come? 1364 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:15,880 Speaker 1: And I go because you play guitar and you can 1365 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,639 Speaker 1: just shut the funk up and just play and I'll sing, 1366 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,120 Speaker 1: and he's like telling me about his weekend. I'm like, Dad, 1367 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,200 Speaker 1: I don't care. Let's wait until we're alive and we 1368 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,160 Speaker 1: can do this on air. Let's not have a conversation. 1369 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,400 Speaker 1: It's not worth having. If we can share it with 1370 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:30,680 Speaker 1: the world. That's what's happening. Your dad is literally the 1371 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,160 Speaker 1: do we have to meet up to have coffee me 1372 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:37,200 Speaker 1: with you? He really is. He was trying to have 1373 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,640 Speaker 1: a conversation on the phone. I go, let's do it, 1374 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,920 Speaker 1: Let's wait for Instagram live. This is very I'll be 1375 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,240 Speaker 1: much more engaged if I know people are watching me 1376 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,800 Speaker 1: and watch my dad. All Right, we gotta go. Thank 1377 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,680 Speaker 1: you guys so much. We'll be here all week Um 1378 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,160 Speaker 1: having a friend on the show on Thursday, Taylor, one 1379 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,640 Speaker 1: of my best friends from high school, one of the 1380 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,680 Speaker 1: originators of can't wait to have her in studio. But 1381 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,640 Speaker 1: we'll be here tomorrow on my birthday. And you come 1382 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,200 Speaker 1: to Westport, come to this weekend to see shows. I'll 1383 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,080 Speaker 1: be as me performing for the first time as a 1384 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:05,080 Speaker 1: thirty eight year old and don't be Cat and Jack 1385 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,040 Speaker 1: London