WEBVTT - My Lawn Is Racist 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:13.600 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:18.360 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty Armstrong and. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:24.640 Jetty and he arms wrong yet. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:35.600 A confusing live from studio se say signor a dimmly 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.880 let room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:41.400 Getty Communications compound. We charge a toll for anybody to 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.120 walk in and out of here. So far nobody's wanted to. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.040 But we're ready. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.520 Today. We are toiling under the title of the show, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.200 and the winner is. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:57.240 Are a tradition unlike any other. The Masters of the 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:00.320 Golf tournament starts. Yes, the Master starts today. It's my 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.880 super Bowl. It's a four day super Bowl. Is Tiger playing? 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.720 He might be playing on the prison softball team. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.479 So, at least as of a couple of hours ago, 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:17.280 not a single the Strait is open. According to Donald Trump, 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.800 the Straight of Horror Moves is open. Not a single 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.520 oil tanker has gone through in the last twenty four hours, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:28.400 and only four boats total bulk cargo vessels. Fewest number 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.920 of boats going through the strait since this whole thing started. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.280 Happened the day it was declared open. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:43.640 It's open, ish What so that even me, I don't know. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.480 I have no idea what's going on. I don't think 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.479 anybody else does either. 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:52.520 I have actually occupied myself this marn by reading several 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:58.480 different analyses of who won, who lost, where everything stands, 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.600 and they contrast with each other fairly significantly, and none 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.400 are either like super trumpy or Trump deranged. They're all 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:10.040 pretty good, solid analysts. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:11.079 It's tough to know. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.040 But how can you have a who won or who lost? 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.240 At this point it seems like we're in the middle 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.919 of it or in the beginning of it. Yeah, that 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.799 verbiage is bad. It's who has gained advantages and who 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.720 has lost advantages, who's gotten stronger or weaker? 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:29.680 And in what ways? That's more what they're asking. How 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.200 it seems to be and this I have a feeling 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.760 you're heading towards this. But there seems to be a 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:40.480 fairly confident assumption that Trump's done with the heavy stuff. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.480 Oh really, He's kind of decided out of the costs 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.160 are too high. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:45.720 Well, he said, he. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:50.400 Truthed out late last night that all US ships, aircraft, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:54.720 military personnel, ammunition, weaponry, anything else that's appropriate and necessary 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:58.000 for the prosecution and destruction of our enemy will remain 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:58.480 in place. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.400 How long can you keep the gun cocked? I know it. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.880 You can't do it permanently. Obviously not permanently, but long 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.640 term it's pretty hard to do. I mean, if he 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.120 was going to follow through in his threat of whatever 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.840 he meant, he wasn't going to destroy the civilization, but 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:18.640 whatever he was going to do, is that still on 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.440 the table. That was the only point of leverage we 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.399 had or he felt like he had Monday morning. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.520 Right, that's the question. And I have a feeling he's 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.760 going to have the Gulf States in his ear, and 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.799 well really all sorts of countries in his ear trying 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:34.920 to push him one way or another. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.880 I was just reading my morning newsletter that I like 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:46.880 complaining that, So why is Islama DoD Islama Bob the 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:52.600 capital of Pakistan? How did they end up being the negotiators? 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.880 They're the country that hid bid laden from us? How 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.400 are they our fair broker? India is asking the same thing. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.240 I don't No, it seems bizarre to me. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.320 Maybe because they know all the actors and can get 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:04.880 them in a room. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:06.720 Wow. 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.320 I don't even know what to say about this At 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:12.720 this point. I'm pretty concerned that what's going to end 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:18.039 up happening is that Iran is going to actually get 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.160 to continue their nuclear program. The regime is going to 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:23.240 stay in place, and they're going to continue their nuclear program. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.520 I think that's probably the most likely outcome. Every sale 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:32.839 they do has been set back by months, years, a decade, 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:37.440 but they've they've decided, Hey, controlling shipping totally works. Man, 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.360 we can get anybody to do anything. This is our 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:39.880 new gig. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:42.799 Will they ever let the straight open back up again? 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.560 Great question? And what will the world do about it 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.520 if they don't. Will Europe ever find it's a bullocks 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.040 as they might say in Great Britain and assert itself 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.200 in any meaningful way? 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.320 Can they certa in case you don't know. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:05:00.560 Currently An Iran is demanding that oil tankers passing through 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.039 the state make toll payments in the form of cryptocurrent currency. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.279 You can use bitcoin, you can use Trump Family USD 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:12.280 one if you want to to boy which would old 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.479 family make actually stated? 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.320 You can pay in Trump crypto if you want. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.640 Vessels have been told to email Iranian authorities prior to 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:25.800 passage through the area with details regarding their cargo. Which 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.160 authorities will then respond with a quote for how much 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.960 we're charging. You reportedly set at a dollar per barrel 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.120 of oil. 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.640 And these ships are absolutely enormous. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.000 And that's where he came up with the number you 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.440 were hearing all day yesterday, somewhere around two million. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:42.520 Dollars a boat to get through. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:46.000 Wall Street. Journal writer I can't remember who had an 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:51.080 amusing and revealing and somewhat disturbing article today. He wrote 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:56.240 up Iran's new plan as an IPO, as an initial 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.600 public offering of a company to buy stock in the 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.440 new projections, their business model, the risks that they face, 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.320 and that sort of thing, to run this as a 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.920 brand new business that would clear billions and billions of 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:12.320 dollars a year and finance their military and their nuclear programs. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.320 It was quite interesting. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.200 I was reading some finker on the right. It might 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:21.240 even have been newt Gingrich h might have been anyway. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.279 It was somebody making the argument that Iran is just 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.360 doing what they always do. They're just dragging this out 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.120 and then we either get tired, or the election gets 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:35.560 close enough, or the public polling turns bad enough or 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:40.080 whatever that we just kind of give up, and then 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.080 they continue on their merry way to trying to get 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.960 a weapon and ruling that country with an iron fist 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.360 and probably hanging even more college. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:52.039 Students and the utterly brutal transactional leaders of Iran have 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.880 found levers that work with Trump. Maybe maybe that's the 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.560 way it kind of smells from here, but who knows. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.599 By noon today, certainly next week, it could look completely different. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:03.920 So many question marks. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:05.799 I don't understand. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.920 How the how the why. We'll play some of these 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.320 clips later. How Trump and JD. Vans can go out 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.400 and say, look, it's a it's been a bumpy start 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.800 to the ceasefire. They're talking about the rockets going back 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.160 and forth. Yeah, I get that. I'm enough of a 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.320 student of the End of Wars to know that that happens. 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:24.080 But usually the two sides are talking out loud with 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:29.400 things they agree on while the sloppy ceasefire begins and 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.320 then starts to hold that's not what's going on here. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.320 Each side is saying, you know. 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.800 This is a cat, this is a dog, the different sides, 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:41.840 and there's no indication that anybody's budging at all, And 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.400 so Trump and JD are saying, no, the strait is 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.880 open Iran's agreed to it. While the facts on the 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:52.320 ground are the fewest ships went through the Strait of any. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:53.680 Day since the war started. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:57.480 It's not only not open, it's more closed than it's 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:58.280 been at any point. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:03.400 Boy, and that that Trump crypto thing disturbed me. How 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.400 about that that's combined by Trump hinting the other day 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.800 of the day, and you know they're gonna charge it tollin. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:10.560 We'll get a cut of the revenue, because Trump is 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.640 big on getting a cut of the revenue, whether it's 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.600 in video or you know, some other tech ventures or 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:18.960 what have you. Combined with oh, it'll totally pump up 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:23.679 the Trump cryptocurrency. I just I pray that's not true. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.800 I pray that's not what's happening here. Well, that's what 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.880 he said early in the day on ABC News. He 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.120 backed off it later in the day. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.440 I don't know if somebody got in his ear and 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:35.400 said that that doesn't look good that whole Yes, Michael. Now, 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.120 if you're a shipper and you write a check, they 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:38.560 got to hold it for forty eight hours and make 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:39.200 sure it clears. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.439 Apparently the Iranians, oh man, that's inconvenient in the modern day, 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.120 will you take a two party out of state. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:50.920 Check no about a coupon? Do you take cukonon? Uh? Yeah, 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.600 So I don't know, I don't know. I have no 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:53.560 idea where this is going. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:56.800 Well, that Mulla is holding a spring sail, do you 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.719 take percent off shipping this month? Only come through the 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.040 most the nicest straits on Earth. So and then just briefly, 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.240 we'll talk more about this later. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.520 There's there's a book coming out soon, one of those 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.360 insider books with lots of leaks coming out of the 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:14.040 White House that the New York Times has started putting 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.199 out excerpts of. And the excerpt that came out in 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.679 the last twenty four hours was all about Bibi NETANYAHUO 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.719 coming to the White House and giving a big PowerPoint 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.280 presentation on what we should do to take down Iran, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:31.520 and it looking like we took his advice and Trump 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:33.800 is not digging that and pretty angry at whoever leaked 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.440 that or whatever. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:39.560 Oh that might explain is like really strong statements about Israel. Oh, 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.080 it's absolutely in the last couple of days, Yeah. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.160 Israel's continuing to fire on Hesbalah and saying that's not 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.840 part of the ceasefire, and Trump, jd Vance and Trump 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.440 yesterday said it's not part of the ceasefire, but then 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.360 they acted really angry about it later in the day. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.080 So I don't know. Again, I don't know what's going on. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.600 Oh boy, facts on the ground don't match up with 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:57.280 what people are saying. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.520 Let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong, He's Joe 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:01.200 Getty on this. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:05.080 It is Thursday, April ninth, the year twenty twenty six, 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.160 where I'm strong and getting We approved of this program. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.960 Let's begin the show now officially. According to FCC rules 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.800 and regulations, here we go at market. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:15.360 We basically have two countries that have been fighting so 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.240 long and so hard that they don't know what the 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:27.200 fuck they're doing. Do you understand that that's new, yes, 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.040 because I remember him saying that a couple of years 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.840 ago about Israel. 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.880 Do we have the providence that was outside the White House? 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:40.680 Do we have the date line, the circa anybody, somebody, anyhoy. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:41.520 Let's verifying. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.920 Let's before when he first started getting involved in the 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:52.400 Israeli conflict. Do you think before we take a break 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.000 and get the Kati's headlines, do you think it's still 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.560 on the table for the whole end of civilization strike 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.559 that we had our gun cocked for forty eight hours ago. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:01.360 I would certainly hope. 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:01.480 So. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:06.239 Yeah, But like I said, several of the learned commentators 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.360 I was reading seemed to think that now this is 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.440 a clear signal that we decided not to bring that 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.160 hammer down. Trump decided not to. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.680 So that clip was from twenty twenty five? Why was 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:20.760 that our opening clips? I thought that sounded familiar. I 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.240 remember him saying that, yeah. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:26.200 Wait a minute, there will be firings, mass firings, masks, 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:32.040 a purge, mass firings. Oh yeah, yeah, wow. You ever 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.760 heard of Pam Bondy? Huh seems what's her name? 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:35.040 Ice? 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:40.920 Barbie Michael overreaction, thought that clip sounded familiar to me. Anyway, 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.400 We've got Ketty's headlines on the way and all the 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.800 latest news, and maybe some news from middle of twenty 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.440 twenty five, also here on the Armstrong and Giddy Show. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:55.199 So you're saying Tiger Woods is not playing in the Masters. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.760 Which begins today. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:01.480 No, Indeed, the swoll has been is pilled up somewhere 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.839 of his choosing jack and will not be. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:07.040 In accustomers cleaning around a neighborhood somewhere right now, or well, 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.720 he's in a European rehab right. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.600 Right, so he's not even at the Champions dinner, which 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:17.440 is for in the golf world. You just don't miss 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:21.080 it anyway, Ah, glad you're here a ton to get to. 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.240 Let's figure out who's reporting on. It's the lead story 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.439 with Katie Green, Katie ay. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:29.480 Right, starting with the alphabet networks ABC. Trump vows quote 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.160 bigger and better Iran attacks if dial is not reached. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:38.280 CNN us I ran ceasefire holding despite Lemanon, Lebanon strikes 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:42.599 and restricted streets of Hormuz, and NBC Iran warns of 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:47.280 quote strong responses as Israel's attacks on Lebanon threaten the ceasefire. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:54.400 Israel's definitely taking this opportunity to. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.120 Wipe out all of their enemies. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.720 Good like go ahead the Misha, Yeah, yeah, I have 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.960 no problem. I'm not sure there was a single phrase 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.720 you uttered, Katie and all of those headlines that wasn't 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.239 like open to interpretation. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:09.480 Sure, hall of mirrors shrouded in fog. I also think 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.199 Trump's threat just doesn't work as well now. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.480 It just doesn't feel the same as it did with 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.840 the forty eight hour White Civilization off the planet deadline. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:20.960 So I don't know. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.520 I don't know if it reads the same way to them. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.880 From Newsweek. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:32.240 Automatic military registration for eligible US men to begin in December. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.319 We don't are already registered. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.199 I guess automatic registration. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:43.200 Oh okay, I don't know if that's much of a change. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:49.720 From the Free Beacon. Federal judge authorizes evictions that condominium 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.280 besieged by sprawling homeless encampment. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:57.440 Oh yeah, that the county in Maryland, Ultra Blue County, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.880 let the bum camp take over and drive people out 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.199 their homes, out of their homes. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:02.920 Wow. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:05.400 New York Times. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.679 US fertility rate drops to another record low. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:10.679 What is it? 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.560 Fifty three point one per thousand and. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.199 Fifty three point eight? 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.120 Yeah, yeah, it's it's lowest it's ever been. 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.880 I've got more information on that too, crazy. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:27.480 Yipes, axios. And that's with letting in lots and lots 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.360 of people who are more likely to have babies. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:34.720 If we were, you know, hostile to any immigration like China, 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.680 for instance, what would our birth rate be then? And 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:41.000 for the first time ever, more women gave birth in 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.960 their thirties than their twenties that's wold first time. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.120 That's not surprising. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:53.960 No, Axios gen Z's fading AI hype. Teens and twenty 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.800 somethings are less excited about the technology. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:01.960 Well they'll it'll render them unemployable. So I get their 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.600 lack of enthusiasm. 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.960 So when from the Daily Mail quote, I'm still alive, 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:12.760 says Michael J. Fox after embarrassing CNN error fueled death rumors. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:17.680 Did CNN tell the world Michael J. Fox was dead? 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.720 They have this big headline across their website that said, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.320 remembering the life of Michael J. Fox, and everybody lost 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:27.520 their s. 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.040 Thinking he was dead. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.840 He was watching CNN and airport and thought to make 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:31.360 a phone call. 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.840 Yes, I feel pretty alive. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:37.800 Yeah, New York Post stressed gen Z is carrying around 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:39.360 anxiety bags. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.280 Well, I was gonna men later, So we can tie 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.280 that in with your earlier headline. How can everybody in 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:50.520 their twenties be so anxious, stressed out, miserable, yet deciding 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:51.400 that having kids. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:52.160 Would be a bad idea? 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.680 No, no, no, no, The sense of purpose would take 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.479 care of all that stress and anxiety. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:16:01.200 I think, Oh yeah, there's nothing like being busy to 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:02.720 diminish stress and depression. 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.800 Everybody knows it. There was zero. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.080 Anxiety and depression when he had to plow a feel 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.280 from down till dusk. No, I'm not saying everybody needs 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.360 to do that all the time, but you get my meaning. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.800 And I couldn't pick between two Babylon Bees this morning, 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:18.360 so we have two. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.000 This one from the Babylon Bee. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.960 Nike releases new Tiger Woods ad campaign quote, just use 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.160 your billion dollars to hire a full time driver. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:28.720 Yeah. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.800 Or as astronauts reached the farthest Eddie human has been 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:37.000 from Earth, mission specialist is pretty sure he left. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:42.120 The oven on. I have done that except with the 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:42.840 hair straightener. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:48.200 Oh, we got to play this thing. Jd Vance said 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:52.760 about his wife in skydiving and uh and Iran getting 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:53.640 nuclear weapons. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.800 Pardon me that I have these headphones working correctly? 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.080 What and try to figure what that means among the 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.560 other things we can discuss today. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.320 Yeah, and I'll absolutely bring you kind of a digest 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.879 of different opinions of where this whole thing is. And 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.399 there's all sorts of fair unrelated to Iran too that 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:12.200 we can talk about. 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.320 Yeah, it turns out the cops think that dude pushed 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.080 his wife off the boat as a shock all you 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.119 almost fooled us. 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.520 Good God if. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.440 You missed the secmek at the podcast Armstrong and Getty 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:26.479 on demand arm Strong and Getty. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.160 I can't stop thinking about how grass lawns are racist 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:35.359 and like based in white supremacy. If that doesn't make sense, 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.600 that's okay, I guess it seems really obvious to me. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:45.640 It's it's really upsetting. Bring back weeds, bring back clover yards. Look, 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.520 can we just can can anything just be okay in 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:52.080 its natural state? Or do we just have to whitewash everything, 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:56.359 make it a competition and use it as a sign 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.080 of your worth as a human being in society? 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.160 Like can we just have Yes? 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.920 Much better that you delayed having kids until your thirties 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:08.080 to you know, get your act together in your twenties 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:14.400 to even get start speaking worry about lawns being racist 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:18.600 and had to be rage bait, right, that's what I 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:18.919 don't know. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.800 My lawn is racist? But yeah, it's the wrong. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.720 I watched it several times. She's if if. 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.720 If she's making that up, she's a really good actress. Okay, yeah, 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:31.480 I would agree. 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:33.880 I think that was one hundred percent sincere judging by 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.760 other things I've seen. I was talking to our gardener 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:40.040 the other day and I said, look at that over there, 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.600 it's all patchy. Next thing, you know, will be minorities. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.159 You've got to make the lawn look nicer. I'm a 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:50.560 white man and stern talking to Yeah, and it worked too. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:54.000 He just came right to heal. Yes, wow, these people 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:54.600 are crazy. 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:55.160 Well. 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.880 The fact that you'd even have to ask the question, 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.760 is that reeler fake shows you how far down the 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.120 road of craziness we are. 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:06.280 Yes, yeah, yeah, Before we get back to the theme 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:10.320 of the birth rate and people in general not having 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:14.199 kids and what that causes. As long as we're on 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:17.720 this theme, Hey Michael, this is number twelve. Is a 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:24.000 Canadian Mpmember of Parliament. You're gonna want to grab a 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:27.080 pencil or a pen and a piece of paper because 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:29.320 the code has just gotten longer. 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:32.920 When the budget was released, I was shocked to find 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:37.480 out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting seven billion dollars 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:43.200 between Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous Relations. They provided 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:48.440 zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.600 two slgbt QQIA plus this is abhorrent. 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:57.959 That is abhorrent. That was a whole bunch of new 0:19:58.040 --> 0:19:59.280 letters I'd never heard before. 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:04.240 I believe that Leah Gazon is a fella presenting himself 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:05.840 as a woman or vice versa or something. 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:09.920 Well, they they rolled that all those letters out though, 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:11.399 like they've said that multiple times. 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:13.600 Did I miss the update? Yeah? 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:17.480 I think them must have must have memorized that. 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:17.960 Can you roll? 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:19.680 Can we jump into the middle of it? 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:20.000 Michael? 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:20.640 Is that possible? 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:23.320 Of Indigenous women and girls two s l g b 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:25.960 t q q I A plush? 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:27.840 Did you jumped into the middle of the letters? 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:30.560 A little further back. 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:35.080 When the budget was released, I was shocked to find 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:39.680 out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting seven billion dollars 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:45.360 between Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous Relations. They provided 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:49.760 zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of m 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:51.800 m i w G two s l g b t 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:53.240 q q I A plus. 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:57.560 This is abhorrent. Sorry to hear about the genocide m 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:05.640 m i w G two s lgbt qqia plus. There 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:09.920 can't be much left that the plus includes. I mean, 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.200 how many more letters would there be if you eliminate 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:14.840 the plus or the like three more or fifty. 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.800 Well, and it's a genocide of that group that is 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:20.600 going on. 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:25.520