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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, introduce your guy, your dude,

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Speaker 1: your friend. He said, here he is, did you thank

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Speaker 1: you so? Healthony? Which is the brown thank you?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm always trying to do a money making venture.

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Speaker 2: I got a brand new one. If you want to

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Speaker 2: get in, let me know. Here it is. It's called

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Speaker 2: Ratchet Memorial. How many times have you gone to a

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Speaker 2: funeral and it just turned out to be the most

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Speaker 2: ratchet thing in the world we've all been to. I've

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Speaker 2: seen it at Ratchet Memorial. You not gonna have that

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Speaker 2: problem because you know it's gonna be ratchet before you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: daddy got a wife and a girlfriend. They both gonna

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Speaker 2: be there, damn it. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial.

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Speaker 2: Grandma got a baby. Don't nobody talk about he coming

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Speaker 2: to the funeral? Front row. Auntie old people some money

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Speaker 2: and she paid. Asked the way, you can bet your

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Speaker 2: sweep behind they will be at the funeral. Now, most

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Speaker 2: funeral homes have six pallbearers. We don't do that at Ratchet.

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Speaker 2: We want to save you some money. We've put two

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Speaker 2: wheels on the end of the casket and we roll

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Speaker 2: Uncle Chester in like a Dolly it is ass fallout.

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Speaker 2: He fall out. He say like a dollar. If he

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Speaker 2: fall out, he fall out a ratchet falltchet. Now you

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Speaker 2: go to the funeral and you never know when people

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Speaker 2: gonna clown. When we make sure people gonna clown because

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Speaker 2: we hire actors to clown, to straight up clown, fall

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Speaker 2: all out, running around the church, pe on themselves, have

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Speaker 2: a fit, start a fight. That's what we do at

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Speaker 2: Ratchet Memorial. How do you think of it? And last

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Speaker 2: but not least, at Ratchet Memorial, A lot of times

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Speaker 2: you go to a funeral looking to see if your

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Speaker 2: name's on the program. Don't worry about it. It ain't

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Speaker 2: gonna be there. Okay, don't even look. Your name will

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Speaker 2: be left off. That's how we start a fight. If

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Speaker 2: you don't have a fight, then the funeral ain't right.

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Speaker 2: Ratchet Memorial, Ratchet. They got better name in the program

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Speaker 2: and put me in go com right.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I'm getting a break because I sure have one.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: To save money. Instead of spending all that money in

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Speaker 1: bombing your loved one, we just opened the cask and

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Speaker 1: and put a big ass fan over there.

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Speaker 2: All the great have you hard? What do you say?

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Speaker 2: We have to go now we have to go.

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