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Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are.

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Speaker 2: World got older eighty seventh Street, stop by this little girl.

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Speaker 2: and she was saying how she made brothers come. I

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Speaker 2: started thinking, how many shores of help hip hop has affected,

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Speaker 2: how many dead folks this art resurrected, how many nieces

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Speaker 2: this culture connected who might have judged once perspective.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to the Black Autills podcast. Your host Rod

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Speaker 3: and and we are in the house on a Sunday

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Speaker 3: Sunday morning. Sunday morning, early one Sunday morning, as they

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Speaker 3: say in the song Sadie Uh not the Arkeller version,

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Speaker 3: the original non pedal file version. But we are in

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Speaker 3: the house and we also have a guest. I feel

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Speaker 3: like you guys should be very familiar with this person

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Speaker 3: because we talked about that podcast all the time, and

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Speaker 3: he's been on the show before, and then he's half

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Speaker 3: of the comedy Outliers. It's my man, Brandon Collins. On Twitter,

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Speaker 3: you can find him at American Collins. What's going on, sir, so.

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Speaker 2: Man man, I'm just thank you for having me on again.

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Speaker 2: It's Sunday morning. I'm gonna try to fight through this

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Speaker 2: hangover with y'all. I gave you all ends up on

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Speaker 2: Twitter at Facebook. I was gonna be a little rough

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Speaker 2: at to celebrate last night because I got Judih Freelander

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Speaker 2: to close out our Comedy Outliers show.

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to book this dudi for two years.

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Speaker 4: Two years.

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Speaker 2: I met him at New York Comedy Festival after party

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Speaker 2: and I met him. I got his number, and every

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Speaker 2: him drop in and it just could not work out.

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Speaker 2: And I finally got him last night. So I had

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Speaker 2: to throw a few back, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Well, I could tell he's a cool dude because he

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Speaker 3: followed me on Twitter, so I know he he must,

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Speaker 3: I mean, to put up with all the shit I

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Speaker 3: be a pretty cool dude. So that's congratulations, man. I

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Speaker 3: know that's a big get.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: How is Comedy Outliers going? You know the show and

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Speaker 3: the podcast?

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Speaker 4: Yo, It's it's going great.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 4: We got a next show on Saturday, May fourteenth.

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Speaker 2: It got a dope blind ups after that, I got

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Speaker 2: say one thing though, I'm kind of mad at y'all

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Speaker 2: because last night I met a woman who's been coming

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Speaker 2: to like four.

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Speaker 4: Shows in a row. Right.

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Speaker 2: Turns out she drives from North Carolina to our show

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Speaker 2: every month.

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Speaker 7: What Wow?

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Speaker 4: She drives from North Carolina to our show every month.

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Speaker 3: And she ain't never tried to pick me and caring up. Wow.

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Speaker 4: I told her about y'all. She had never heard about

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Speaker 4: the Black Eye.

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Speaker 2: But you need to download this tonight on your way home.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna regret Rod and Carroen dope. But like

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Speaker 2: I was like, man, if we got people drive for

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Speaker 2: North Carolina to our show, Rod and Carroty to come up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll need to come up soon. We take the

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Speaker 3: train up there or something, you know. I don't know

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Speaker 7: Gonna find a way to get up there because it's

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Speaker 3: People we want to see. I know, man, it's not

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Speaker 3: I guess everybody just gonna have to like line up

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Speaker 3: we're gonna make time to meet all the people we

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Speaker 4: Now that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, y'all got keep to the girl. Y'all got

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Speaker 2: you know a lot of commas. Chris Lambert JL.

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Speaker 7: I know, man, we're gonna have to make like several

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Speaker 7: every few months, just be like, you know what, this

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Speaker 7: is the break. Yeah, Like just like our NBA team,

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Speaker 7: Like people don't never really come here to Charlotte, but

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Speaker 7: we but we know so many black people everywhere. When

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Speaker 7: it's always like Atlanta, d C Ex. Never gonna get

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Speaker 3: Now everywhere niggas is at do.

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Speaker 4: A live show though a live show in New York.

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Speaker 3: U we could, man, I mean, we would need to

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Speaker 3: know people that do that ship, y'all. Y'all forget produce.

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Speaker 3: I got your you know what, man, we're talking about

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Speaker 3: what you want to do talking business on the air.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, we might be able.

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, well we'll talk with you get this stuff together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea how to do that ship.

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Speaker 3: People always say it like it's real easy, but I

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Speaker 4: What is this? Beard and Black Ben?

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Speaker 7: It was like I was like, we'll promise, we'll sell out.

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Speaker 7: They'd be like, well, we don't know who you are.

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Speaker 3: So we got a show, and we like, how many

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Speaker 3: lot of niggas. Hello, Hello Karen. I think they up again?

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Speaker 3: But nah, man, we definitely got to talk about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's something we want to do. It's definitely on the goal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we have people from your show, like who

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Speaker 2: listen to us on your show come out to our

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Speaker 2: like commie allars just because they heard us on you.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sure that you guys have your own following.

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Speaker 2: You can sell out anything and get a whole panel.

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Speaker 2: You can have Ja over in the corner being mad, optimistic,

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Speaker 4: Deer in the headlights. It'll be a great lineup.

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Speaker 7: That's go to start traveling out to people because we know,

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Speaker 7: like we're going to DC this year. We're going to

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We can meet some people up there too.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so we just kind of dropping that now. So

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Speaker 3: So and also for the podcast, Man, you guys have

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Speaker 3: really found y'all y'all niche like discussing like inside comedy

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pretend

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Speaker 4: Be around comedy Outliars.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not trying to like take the podcast like

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Speaker 2: We've never had a niche. It's never been like, oh,

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Speaker 4: Shit. It's like it's weird, man.

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Speaker 3: So it's like yeah, and that's the thing I was saying.

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Speaker 7: No, it was not the dream because comedy has changed

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Speaker 7: which means you have to tell the jokes, write the jokes,

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Speaker 4: Any of this exactly. Man.

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Speaker 2: I started producing shows when I was in high school. Man,

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Speaker 3: Have you have you thought about, like, have you ever well,

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Speaker 3: I guess our show already does well, but have you

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Speaker 3: we're gonna keep it going. Though, what do you do

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Speaker 3: Man. You ever see Mike Yard out out there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, I've seen him a few times at the Seller.

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Speaker 2: He could throw them hands. Man, You think he could fight.

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Speaker 7: Like he got that old man stream. So he didn't like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: His comedy special is so good man, people get up

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Speaker 4: Give a fuck. That's that's me.

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Speaker 3: That's the realaship ever dog. So so yeah, man, make

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Speaker 3: sure y'all check out Comedy outliers Man. When's the next show,

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Speaker 2: Tickets Comedy Outliers dot com and y'all could just follow

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Speaker 4: We'll have the links for.

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Speaker 2: The tickets and everything tomorrow morning to go start going

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Speaker 3: Make sure y'all do that ship because you know, like

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Speaker 3: Like I said, y'all, y'all crack me up man every week.

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Speaker 4: Oh jeez.

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Speaker 3: And then also you do a movie podcast too, right.

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Speaker 2: Yo, I'm like, I think I've hit my Strideing podcasting

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Speaker 2: We do that every other week. Our most recent episode,

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Speaker 2: we talked about Four Brothers. Y'all remember that movie?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember Four Brothers, John Single, tim Mark Warber.

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Speaker 3: How do you decide which movies you're gonna review like that?

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Speaker 4: But then I saw for buzzlem we gotta talk about

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's kind of random.

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Speaker 3: That's my movie though. That's my favorite movie all time.

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Speaker 4: Joe, I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen what I have a we're watching it

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Speaker 3: Yeah you got to, man, I love that fucking movie. Man.

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Speaker 4: We always tweet at each other about these ladies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he stays up on it. Man, he's every every

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like watching at cleaner and it's like,

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Speaker 3: what the fun? It's clean and it's always a picture

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Speaker 7: Or something at the library.

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Speaker 3: Like, so you the person that keep these motherfuckers in business? Huh.

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Speaker 3: Now it's him and Brandon collins Man.

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Speaker 4: Actually, you know, it's because Chris and I grew up

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Speaker 7: You know, Chris keeps me abreast on my white women

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Speaker 3: like Chloe Grace Moretz, you know what I'm saying, because.

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Speaker 4: She plays Yeah, she makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah played. I know her because she played hit girl,

440
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Speaker 3: but she is hitting at that age where which is

441
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Speaker 3: the like, this is why I don't really like kid

442
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Speaker 3: actresses because they they always had that if you start

443
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Speaker 3: too young, every kid actress and this is just uh,

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Speaker 3: even the boys too, but they had that part of

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Speaker 3: their career where they are not getting parts because they're

446
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Speaker 3: not young enough to get the young parts. But they

447
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Speaker 3: but they're not grown enough in the in the in

448
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Speaker 3: the eyes of America to take a grown up part.

449
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Speaker 3: So then they start acting out in real life to

450
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Speaker 3: be like, look at my tens, look at these I'm

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Speaker 3: a grown woman, Now give me these parts.

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Speaker 4: What's your name? From Modern Family? And it makes me

453
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Speaker 4: feel really uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, every winter, goddamn.

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Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus started going memorim. Molly Syrus was like, Okay,

457
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Speaker 3: I'm not getting these parts no more. I can't be

458
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Speaker 3: Hannah Montana. Look at look at my ass.

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Speaker 2: It's like all right, all right, We'm with the Pringle

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Speaker 2: Chip ass.

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Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, it's like I have to show you this, this,

462
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Speaker 3: you have to see these, like you need to see

463
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Speaker 3: this so that I can continue to work. And it's

464
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Speaker 3: like it never works anyway. Like it's hard to make

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Speaker 3: that transition. And that's if you don't suck up your life.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 3: You know, look at what's what is her name?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Amanda Bonds fucked up her life. It's the other

470
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Speaker 3: one too, Uh, she was in that love Bug movie. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: lazy Lohan. It's hard to make the transition man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's tough man. That's why I'm like into

473
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Speaker 2: the I try to avoid like the younger actresses and

474
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Speaker 2: stuff like Chloye Morettz, like they're trying to sexualize her,

475
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Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't do this because I've been seeing her.

477
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Speaker 2: In movie since she was eight, so I'm trying to

478
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Speaker 2: go to the older white woman around. That's why, like

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Speaker 2: a huntsman, right, I'm not gonna pay the money to

480
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Speaker 2: see this movie in the theater, but it's got my

481
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Speaker 2: trifecta a white woman. It's got Charlie Staring blind right,

482
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Speaker 2: Jessica Chatstained Red, and.

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Speaker 4: Emily Blunt Brunette.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I gotta see this movie in my privacy,

485
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Speaker 2: my home, no one's around, and just pretend Chris Hens

486
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Speaker 2: is not there and I might have a good two

487
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Speaker 2: hours by myself.

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Speaker 4: Yea.

489
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Speaker 3: Almost. I almost want to see that last Chloe Graceman

490
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Speaker 3: Rice movie, but someone told me she had a sex

491
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Speaker 3: scene in there, and I was like, I'm good, Like

492
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Speaker 3: I can't be watching that, Like I don't need no

493
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Speaker 3: funny feelers about Chloe. I'm sorry, cool actress and everything,

494
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Speaker 3: but no.

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Speaker 4: She's about to play aerial.

496
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Speaker 3: I think, oh, go ahead, go ahead, sorry, go ahead, sorry.

497
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Speaker 2: I think she's about to play the area on the

498
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Speaker 2: New Mermaid The Little Mermaid.

499
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Speaker 3: Oh really, so she can still do the Little Mermaid,

500
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Speaker 3: and I guess it's gonna be more of an adult

501
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Speaker 3: Little Mermaid or something. I wonder how they go to

502
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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Man, this is weird, but they have

504
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Speaker 2: so much money they can do whatever the hell they want.

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Speaker 3: I mean at the jungle Book. I mean, jungle Book

506
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Speaker 3: was so good. Jungle Book was the realist ship ever.

507
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Speaker 7: So is it gonna be like a live action Yeah.

508
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Speaker 2: I think they're like, you know, I think they're doing

509
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Speaker 2: all they're redoing all the Disney classics, but in person,

510
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Speaker 2: I think that's what they're doing, like because they're doing

511
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Speaker 2: like a you know, one hundred one naminations to doing,

512
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Speaker 2: but doing from CORROLA.

513
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Speaker 4: De Villo's perspective. All this like weird stuff, but that's

514
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Speaker 4: gonna be cool.

515
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Speaker 7: You know.

516
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Speaker 4: Jungle Book was so good that.

517
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Speaker 2: Like it was excellent, like shir Con You've always heard

518
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Speaker 2: like in like the various adaptations like oh this is

519
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Speaker 2: a badass dude.

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Speaker 4: He just album made him like the ultimate villain.

521
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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, ship, he's on some stringer bell yeah

522
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Speaker 2: stuff on this one.

523
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Speaker 3: That nigga he came on there talking about man cub

524
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Speaker 3: and it was just like this the Reller ship.

525
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Speaker 7: Ever, Yeah, I see him in my thinking he gonna attack.

526
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Speaker 4: Me, y'all. Remember what the baby cubs.

527
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Speaker 2: When he was just talking to me about the up,

528
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh ship he was.

529
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he talked about that. Yeah, he talked about that

530
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Speaker 3: bird that puts his it's it's uh eggs and the

531
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Speaker 3: nests of the other one. Oh my god, dude, he

532
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Speaker 3: was a beast. Bro.

533
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Speaker 2: That was a good movie, that little Indian boy after

534
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Speaker 2: this ass off for nothing, I know, she was just

535
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Speaker 2: by himself in the jungle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want you gotta get nominated for something.

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Speaker 2: Right, maybe man Oscar or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, golf ball or something like that.

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Speaker 3: He did a great job and nothing was on screen

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Speaker 3: for him. I mean, he gotta get some type of

541
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Speaker 3: at least a nod for something.

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Speaker 7: I mean, you acted in front of nothing, in front

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Speaker 7: of air.

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Speaker 3: He's some kind of brown too, so I mean it

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Speaker 3: accounts will count it. Pume on white people hook us up.

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Speaker 2: Hey, mama, listen to this podcast. At twenty seven minutes.

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Speaker 7: I was trying to help you out. Ma.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome I know y'all been having a little problems,

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Speaker 3: talk about, guys. Okay, news all over the place, news

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Speaker 3: all over the place. What should we start? Parent? I

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Speaker 3: forgot to ask you. Should we wait till tomorrow to

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Speaker 3: cover the the White House Correspondence dinner because that's it's

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00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 3: like two long clips. Yeah. I'm just gonna be playing

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Speaker 3: it and stopping it and making jokes.

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Speaker 7: Have you seen it, Brandon?

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Speaker 2: No, I just heard about it all through Twitter and everything.

643
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 2: I mean, Larry Wilmore, A lot of people are complaining.

644
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Speaker 2: I never thought he had the best delivery, to be

645
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Speaker 2: honest with you, So I'm sure the jokes are on point.

646
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Speaker 2: Whether or not his delivery hit a home wrong with it?

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Speaker 2: That's a nurse story, yeah, because I know a lot

648
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Speaker 2: of people that write for the show, and I think

649
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: they're like really talented, but like I just couldn't get

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Speaker 4: He's living boring.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, you know what, fuck it, let's play it, dad,

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Speaker 3: let's do We'll start with Uh, We'll actually start with

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Speaker 3: Obama because he went first, because he's Obama's delivery is good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got great time.

656
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 7: Man. Yeah, he got perfect timing.

657
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Speaker 3: Uh. Like that's one of the reasons I knew that

658
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Speaker 3: I like that nigga, because he's so smart that he

659
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: gets comedy, you know what I'm saying.

660
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well he did that debate against Hillary and she

661
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Speaker 2: said something about being likable and he was like, you

662
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Speaker 2: likable enough?

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Speaker 3: Yes, damn yes, that was the ether. It was ether.

664
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Speaker 3: He said it while looking down like a but yes,

665
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Speaker 3: oh man, this clip is thirty minutes long. I don't

666
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Speaker 3: think we can play all of it. I know, let

667
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Speaker 3: me see if I can. Uh, let's see if I can

668
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Speaker 3: find the one with the highlights, uh, because I think

669
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Speaker 3: Chris sent it to me. It might be better than uh,

670
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Speaker 3: play all these minutes because some highlights in this somewhere. Yeah,

671
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 3: Chris sent it, sent me the sent me the highlight.

672
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 3: When do y'all watch the Nightly Show? Yeah?

673
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Speaker 7: I do.

674
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Speaker 3: I'll watch it. I recorded every night, And yeah, has

675
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: it gotten better?

676
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Speaker 2: Like that's the one thing like when I first started watching,

677
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 2: I was like, man, I know they're still trying to

678
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: figure out their footing and everything, but it's just like, well,

679
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Speaker 2: I mean.

680
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's definitely improved somewhat, but I thought it

681
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 3: was I thought it was good out the box, but

682
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: they were still you know, developing formatt and like, yeah,

683
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: matter fact, Karen, let's do this tomorrow. Let's do this tomorrow,

684
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Speaker 3: because I do want to play this whole thing, but

685
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to Yeah, I don't want to do

686
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 3: it over the guests. So yeah, we but yeah, we

687
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 3: definitely watched them improved because they used to have like

688
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 3: the keep it one hundred game at the end of

689
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Speaker 3: every show, and they kind of moved that away from that.

690
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 3: Now they do like panel discussions with guests. Sometimes they

691
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 3: do interviews and stuff. I think Larry got more comfortable

692
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: Houston and they kind of found his voice. But they

693
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Speaker 3: also can bring in the contributors to get their parts in,

694
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Speaker 3: and you know, they're hiring people that you know that

695
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 3: you know that are out there doing their own thing too.

696
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Speaker 3: But I don't know, man, I've always liked the show.

697
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 3: I think it's a really important space for black people

698
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 3: to have because as much as I like Trevor Noah,

699
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: like Trevor Noah not from here.

700
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Speaker 4: So yeah, that was a weird choice.

701
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Speaker 1: Man.

702
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 4: That was like a really weird cast.

703
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Speaker 7: So it's not the same, you know, yes, his blackness

704
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 7: does matter, but just the relationship is just not the same.

705
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Speaker 3: And Will More just a realized niggas right, Like I

706
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 3: think a lot of people don't know that because of

707
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Speaker 3: how he talks, and there's like all these stereotypes that

708
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Speaker 3: people assume about blackness when they see him. I remember,

709
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: I've been on Wilmore for a while, but I remember

710
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: when somebody was like, oh, yeah, I don't think I'm

711
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 3: gonna watch black Is because of the title the show.

712
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 3: And I was like, isn't Larry Wilmore the show runner

713
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 3: on that and at the time he was before he

714
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 3: got the nightly show gig And they were like yeah,

715
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, well, then it's gonna be good,

716
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: and they were like, I don't know, man, It's just

717
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: I said, dude, he was on the Bernie Max Show,

718
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: like show running that shit.

719
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: He's done some great shit, man, like Blackish. Blackish is

720
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: on my top three comedies right now. And the fact

721
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: that Charlie's back, Like I almost cring.

722
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: Man the last episode when he came to at the end,

723
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 4: I was like, thank God.

724
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Speaker 3: And the thing is, you know, like Will Moore, like

725
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: I saw I heard an interview with him on the

726
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 3: Champs podcast back in the like he'll realize, dude, it's

727
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 3: just I think like most blackness people don't make out.

728
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 3: You know, it's a bunch of stereotypes. He contents like

729
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: like on a nasal a voice, and then people just go,

730
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 3: he's not real. But there you watch, uh yeah, you

731
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 3: watch the Nightly Show and it's like, nah, man, he's

732
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: he's down as fuck. Man, I was not. I wasn't

733
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: worried about the Nightly Show when he got the gig,

734
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: and I wasn't worried about black as soon as he

735
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 3: got the gig. And last night it's like he hit

736
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 3: the motherfucking Michael Jordan fade away of comedy and yeah,

737
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: I can't. You cannot fuck with that.

738
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 7: We're gonna have fun doing.

739
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: Do you think?

740
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Speaker 4: Sorry care?

741
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 7: Oh no problem. I was gonna say, we're gonna have

742
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 7: fun doing both of those speches because I think, for.

743
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: Me, well, I can do his today. I'm not because

744
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: he's in shorter, but I'm not gonna do Obama US

745
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 3: till tomorrow.

746
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 7: Okay. And also I think to all the aside when

747
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 7: you light skinning. For some reason, white folks have a

748
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 7: tendency to think you're most safer. Let's just keep getting real.

749
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 3: He got no facial hair, you know what I'm saying,

750
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 3: You wear glasses. It's a lot of stereotypes that but

751
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: if you listen to his comedic voice, it's not safe.

752
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: It's like you know, and sometimes on the other way,

753
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 3: he'll say something about black people. You'll be like, oh, nigga,

754
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: I don't think that's gonna slide in this room. But uh,

755
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 3: he don't give a fuck.

756
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,719
Speaker 7: Right, And and that's the thing about comedy, like uh

757
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 7: Brandon was saying. Before a lot of the old comedians,

758
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 7: they would say, joke so harsh, people leave the room.

759
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 7: It's like nowadays, people leave the room. That's almost nowadays

760
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 7: people go and panic because now people got think pieces

761
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 7: and all that other bullshit that they want to write

762
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 7: and to fucking destroy your career off of a goddamn joke.

763
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I remember black speaking of Blackish, right, Blackish

764
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: did two important episodes this season, the one episode about

765
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: police brutality, which made me cry, and I said, like

766
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: I pretty much was like I remember talking to my

767
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: mom about the episode.

768
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,959
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is how I felt when Obama got left.

769
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 4: To remember Anthony Anderskin was like, yes.

770
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: He was like, were you not afraid when Obama got

771
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,719
Speaker 2: lefted he's walking with Michelle that they were gonna take

772
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: him away from us, And I'm just like and white

773
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: people were like, oh, I'm gonna stop watching the show now.

774
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 4: I'm like, fine, that's fine.

775
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: It's not for you, Like, if you don't want to, like,

776
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: if you want to be ignorant, not watch the shit.

777
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 2: I respect like people like one more. And I can

778
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: never pronounce still creator Blackish his name, but like, I

779
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: just respected the work that they're doing.

780
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 4: I'm glad to taking chances. Man.

781
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: I think it's King your Birds. I think it's his name,

782
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 3: the creator of Blackest. Yeah. But yeah, it's like I said,

783
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: if people were worried about it, and I think that

784
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 3: all those fears of venezuases at this point. All right,

785
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 3: here's and here's Larry Wilmore from last night. Uh, and

786
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: I am gonna play all this shit because it was perfect.

787
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 7: Thank you, mister President.

788
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: When I met Larry Willmore earlier this month, he told

789
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: me it's his dream come true to follow the President

790
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: at the White House correspondence dinner.

791
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: He did.

792
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: He's the host of the nightly show on Comedy Central,

793
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: and it is our pleasure to welcome him tonight, ladies

794
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: and gentlemen.

795
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: Larry Wilmore on the white people in the audience, thank

796
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: you very much, thank you, thanks.

797
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: For they have no idea what's about to go down,

798
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 3: no idea.

799
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 1: That applause going all the way too.

800
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.

801
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: He mocked them for not clapping.

802
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 7: Long enough, right, and they were saying that. Uh. Some

803
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 7: people actually as soon as he came up like pride,

804
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 7: some corners and some people left. I had already left

805
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 7: because they was like, I don't got time for this.

806
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple I see people checking their phones. They

807
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 3: deserve this.

808
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome, Welcome to a Negro night here at Fox News.

809
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: Will report two thugs disrupt elegant dinner in DC. That's

810
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Speaker 1: Holly doing. Nice to be here though, at the White

811
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Speaker 1: House Correspondence Dinner or as you know they're gonna call it.

812
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: Next year, Donald Trump presents a the Jurious evening, paid

813
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: for it by Mexico. We're very scared of that. But

814
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's it's an absolute honor to

815
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: be here tonight. I want to thank the President. The

816
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: first Lady Caroline the White House of course by association

817
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: for hiring me and Mitch McConnell for not blocking my nomination. Sure,

818
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: so you gotta give Mitch McConnell credit this point. He

819
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: could block Lebron James. It's unbelievable. But to tell you

820
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: a little bit about me, So I am a black

821
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: man who replaced the white man who pretended to be

822
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: a TV newscaster. So yeah, in that way, Lester Holt

823
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: and I have a lot in common.

824
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 3: That's that's a deep cut. Lester Whole is a dude

825
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 3: that replaced Brian Williams live ass So that's why. That's

826
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 3: why that was good. And keep in mind, this is

827
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 3: a press cort dinner, so it's directly talking about motherfucker's

828
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 3: in the media, right.

829
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 7: That's why when they pulled them afterwards, he got like

830
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 7: a ten percent. I was like, yeah, because they did

831
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 7: not want to be the butt of the jokes. They

832
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 7: thought we can have light.

833
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 3: Humor boiler alert.

834
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 7: They weren't happy.

835
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 3: They didn't like these jokes. They took him a waterlof

836
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 3: must have been there. I was like, uh, okay, you

837
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 3: at the same table.

838
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: Too soon. And I have to admit it's not easy

839
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: to follow the President. Man, you've got some jokes, mister president.

840
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: President's funny. Stay in your lane.

841
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 3: Man.

842
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: You don't see me going around president and all the time. Right,

843
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna going around passing healthcare and signing executive orders,

844
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: partnering turkeys, not closing Guantanamo. Oh wait, maybe I didn't

845
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: do that, but I have to say it's great. It

846
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: looks like you're really enjoying your last year of the presidency.

847
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: Saw you hanging out, uh with NBA players like Steph

848
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: Curry Golden State Warriors. That was cool. That was cool. Yeah,

849
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: you know, it kind of makes sense too, because both

850
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: of you like raining down bombs on people from long distances.

851
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: Nigga that I was like, this, nigga, don't give a fuck.

852
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 7: He was like, I know, y'all ain't gonna never invite

853
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 7: me back.

854
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 3: Fuck it, Like serious. I was like, he never coming

855
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: back cause you know it right Right then, I was like,

856
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: because you know that's the shots that the president. Those

857
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 3: are the safe shots, really, like, those are the layups.

858
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 3: You know, you like, you take it easy on your

859
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 3: boy and then you start roasting everybody else in the audience.

860
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: So I was like, yo, he about to go.

861
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: In what ship Flitzer is still on television.

862
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 4: Ask a follow up question.

863
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: Anyone that isn't watching the Situation Room.

864
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 2: Yo, It's like he knows he's bothering, and he's just

865
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: like doubling down. He's like, you know what y'all thought this,

866
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 2: Let me get out the backup files. I just gonna

867
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 2: go ahead and like just go torpedo myself.

868
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 3: He didn't come to win the room. No, he came

869
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 3: to win like black Twitter and social media. Yeah yeah,

870
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 3: like the room bigger than the room, you.

871
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 7: Know what I'm saying, Like everybody outside of.

872
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 3: The room was ro like he just roasting these niggas.

873
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: It's no, it's nothing between the woof Blizz's face ain't

874
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: even smiling, like it's just pure fucker Like he's just mad,

875
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 3: like fuck motherfucker.

876
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 7: Right, It's like he made the jokes for the people

877
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 7: that got locked out the room.

878
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.

879
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: The follow up question, Hey, I'm ready to project to

880
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: Night's Winter. Anyone that isn't watching the Situation Room.

881
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 3: Somebody said no, They said.

882
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm just waiting for someone to be like kill yourself.

883
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah no, all right, fine, I like whoa fine? Vice

884
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: President Joe Biden is here nice to see you, Vice President.

885
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: That's great. I heard Joe's retiring looving back to Delaware,

886
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: which is good. He won't have to answer any more

887
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: difficult questions like hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

888
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: But I have to say, uh about the first lady,

889
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: it's so nice to have a dinner with you. She's

890
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: the epitome of Grace class emploise, doesn't she really is?

891
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that delay laugh at all. I

892
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 4: make the delay clap. I don't like that. Yeah, yeah,

893
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 4: she's mentioning you need to clap.

894
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 3: And also people were worried that. I think people was

895
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 3: worried he was about to say something bad about her, not.

896
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: To be confused with future First Gentleman Bill Clinton, who's

897
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: three favorite strippers are named Grace Class and Bois. Don't

898
00:40:59,120 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: make that mistake.

899
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus Christ.

900
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: And let me just say, mister President, the office is

901
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: taking its toll and you look terrible, mister President. No

902
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: you do, man, I mean, look at you. Your hair

903
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: is so white and tried to punch me out a

904
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: trunk rally, that's real. Though President's hair is so white.

905
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: It keeps saying all lives matter, all right? Fine, fine,

906
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. And you came in

907
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: here looking like Denzel. Now you're going out looking like

908
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: Grady from Sanford, but you're dated, mister President.

909
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is that brock laughing in the background.

910
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 3: Oh Maama got the joke. The rest of the white

911
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: people were like, who the fuck is Grady?

912
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 4: Right? They did fake laugh on that one. They definitely

913
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: did not get the reference.

914
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 7: I don't know who that is, but apparently it is

915
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 7: an old black dude.

916
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 3: These jokes for niggas, Joe, these jokes not for white people.

917
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: Just eight years, mister President, you bustered two time honored

918
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: stereotypes black dust, crack, and apparently once you go black,

919
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 1: it looks like we are going back. Thanks Ben Carson.

920
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: I gotta be careful picking on you, though, mister President.

921
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: You know, a couple of years ago, during this dinner,

922
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: you were like killing Osama bin Love. Remember that, who

923
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: are you killing tonight? Can't be print journalism. That industry

924
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: has been dead for a while now, right, Yo.

925
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 3: They hated that joke cause that's niggas jobs right gone

926
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 3: for real?

927
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean that's a reality, but you know,

928
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 2: not everything's gonna hit.

929
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he knew he knew that when he

930
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: said that joke. It was like last year. I remember

931
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: they did this when Baltimore was burning. So I don't

932
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 3: have no sympathy for any these motherfuckers. I'm like, y'all

933
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 3: was jucking it up last year too.

934
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: D Dub in a chat said they should have had

935
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 2: a black folk table to appreciate these jokes.

936
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 4: They did. They were the workers, right.

937
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: They should have cut to the seven.

938
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 7: They should have cut to the person pulling the water, right.

939
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 3: They should have cut to the staff in the kitchen,

940
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 3: like kitchen, the breakroom camp.

941
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 7: They should have cut to the people at the table.

942
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just kidding. Shout out to the print media.

943
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: No really, you have to shout. They're like all over

944
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: seventy now.

945
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 4: Follow up?

946
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: Nice was it?

947
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

948
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: By the way, you guys, are black lives matters? Ever?

949
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 3: Tonight?

950
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm just getting relaxed.

951
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 6: White people.

952
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: They're not here.

953
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 3: I ain't even when he said it, nobody clopped. Nobody.

954
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 3: They really were nervous, like, oh ship they hear, what

955
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 3: are they gonna do? Are they gonna rush the stage?

956
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: But I am impressed with the people in this room.

957
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: There are so many rich powerful people in this room.

958
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: You know, it's nice to finally match the names to

959
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: the faces in the Panama papers.

960
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 4: Nice together.

961
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Will Smith is here from the upcoming movie Suicide Squad. Yeah.

962
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 4: Will Smith got a quicker laugh clap than Michelle Obama.

963
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: Guys, yep, they like him and black lives matter.

964
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: Oh geez.

965
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: By the way, not to be confused with the new

966
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: Jet Bush documentary Suicide.

967
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 7: Watch, Damn why Will He Will got.

968
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 3: His life to that joke and everybody around him was like, God,

969
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 3: damn it, that's too far.

970
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 4: Oh that's so funny. Please laugh. That's yeah. It's like

971
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 4: Trump said, you should call your mom. Your mom should

972
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 4: be up with the stage.

973
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: And you hear from the hit show Blackish, which was

974
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: also my nickname in high school. Unfortunately that's what they

975
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: called you and Kenya to oh. S SPAN, of course,

976
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: is carrying Tonight's Dinner Live. Uh yeah, which is ironic

977
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: because most of their viewers aren't. Oh it's true, guys.

978
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: S SPAN is the number one network among people who

979
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: died watching TV, and no one's found them in.

980
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 4: The TV is just on people dead.

981
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: No, but it is good to be on c SPAN

982
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 1: that I'm not on your rival network, no input, HD

983
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: and I one.

984
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 3: That's about the nerve joke. Well, I love it. That

985
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 3: was a great job.

986
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 4: That was for me.

987
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: That was for me seeing it is here tonight sometimes yep.

988
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: I used to watch it back when it was the

989
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: News Network.

990
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 3: True.

991
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 4: True.

992
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but I can't get

993
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: enough of that scene in countdown Clock. Now we can

994
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: see exactly when they hit zero in the ratings.

995
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 4: Was that a booth that was a boot right?

996
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was a killing someone else salted in the

997
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 8: back of that crosses their arms with seeing that T

998
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 8: shirt on, did they sayns.

999
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 3: They're saying boom.

1000
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: Now we can see exactly when they hit zero in

1001
00:46:54,719 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: the ratings. Yeah. And not to throw any shade, but uh,

1002
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: Fox News.

1003
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: Is the hot shout out to Myra Rudolf, who got

1004
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 3: her entire life during that joke. She even she even

1005
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 3: laid for and clapped she like she she did that

1006
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 3: one clap in the air, like yes, got them people

1007
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 3: come here for all the jokes make me laugh.

1008
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: The highest rate of cable news channel among viewers who

1009
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: have no idea what shade means. Fox News actually tried

1010
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: to convince America that Beyonce was anti cop after her

1011
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: Black Panther inspired performance at the Super Bowl Anti cop.

1012
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: Come on at the most, she's anti pants, right, foxdo

1013
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: secretly likes Beyonce though they just renamed the Kelly file

1014
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: Becky with the good hair.

1015
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 3: Nobody in that room black people.

1016
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: I don't have a feeling like the white people had

1017
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: no idea what these references were. But they were looking

1018
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: at the like ethnic people laugh but to like be

1019
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: cue up to like with the last day were cool.

1020
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, am I allowed to okay my Rudolph laughing? Yes,

1021
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 3: Becky with the good hair, that's right, eliminated mister.

1022
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 4: Nobody.

1023
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 3: Joe Biden was.

1024
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, ok uh MSNBC MSNBC hare.

1025
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 3: Right, Michelle got that anyway, which.

1026
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: Actually now stands for missing a significant number of black correspondents.

1027
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: I love that joke. M s NBC missing a significant

1028
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: number of black correspondents. They fired every brown person, yes.

1029
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: Like he like this was with us a significant number

1030
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: of black correspondents. Am I wrong? If you guys see,

1031
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: they like fired Melissa Harris Perry, They counseled joy Read,

1032
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: they booted Terray. I heard they put Chris Hayes on

1033
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: probation because they thought he was related to Isaac case.

1034
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: That's wrong. Mss NBC got rid of so many black people.

1035
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: I thought Boko Haram was running that network of America's

1036
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: finest black journalists. Sorry here tonight. Don Lemon's here too.

1037
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, yes, Don.

1038
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 3: Levan gave him the middle finger, by the way for

1039
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: that air Live on the air.

1040
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: Hey Don, how's the go allexed journalist? Don Lemon? Everybody

1041
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Alston I think was here tonight. You know, I'm surprised

1042
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: Al's a Hillary supporter. Uh. You don't put a relaxer

1043
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: in your hair for forty years and not feel the burn.

1044
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen.

1045
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 4: It's unpossible. That's what I'm saying. Right, it's true, you

1046
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 4: feel the relaxer.

1047
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've all Malcolm X for you.

1048
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: To feel the perm It's okay, We've cleared it. That's

1049
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: all right. Lots of big news this year. The Treasury

1050
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: promised to put Harriet Tubman's face on the ten dollar bill,

1051
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: but now we have to wait until twenty thirty for

1052
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: the twenty dollars bill. Yeah. Man, women haven't been this

1053
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: deceived by bill since Cosby.

1054
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 7: Oh I did it.

1055
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: Ben Carson was also against Harriet Tubman, replacing Andrew Jackson

1056
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: a twenty dollars bill. He praised Jackson, saying he was

1057
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: a tremendous president from the grave. Andrew Jackson replied, what

1058
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: did that jiggaboo say?

1059
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 7: Shit?

1060
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, Oh jeez.

1061
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: That's what he said. That's what he said the reporter,

1062
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm the reporter, mister president. Did Larry one

1063
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: more say jigaboo? And Obama's last but twenty sixteen has

1064
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: been a beast though. Man, we lost David Bowie, Merle Haggard,

1065
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: Prince or as Hillary Clinton calls my favorite singer, my

1066
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: favorite singer, my favorite singer.

1067
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I don't like him.

1068
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 3: If pointing out that pandory, it gets worse for Hillary.

1069
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: By the way, So it's been the presidential election. Lincoln

1070
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: Chafey ran an admiral book campaign. Now he's back to

1071
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: doing what he does best, manning the pottery booth at

1072
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: the craft fair. Chris Christie was supposed to be here tonight.

1073
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if he made it. He RSVP for three,

1074
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: him his wife and Donald Trump's drag cleaning. I shouldn't

1075
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: make fun of Chris lost a lot of weight recently

1076
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: didn't he he said, this is what he said.

1077
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 7: He said, he just.

1078
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: Eliminated everything from his routine that wasn't necessary, like his self,

1079
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: pride and dignity. You guys are talk man, Senator Bernie

1080
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: Sanders here tonight, Senator, which I'm surprised you never come

1081
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: to these things. He usually goes to the White House

1082
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: correspondence early bird dinner. Nice for you to come with

1083
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: this one this time, Senner. I appreciate it. Senator recently

1084
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: had a hernia operation. His doctor say it's his own

1085
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: fault for trying to lift the hopes of the disenfranchise

1086
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: stretched before you do that, Senator, I am confused with

1087
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Speaker 1: Bernie's stands on guns that I have to He seems

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00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: anti gun. He seems to be anti gun everywhere except Vermont.

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Speaker 1: Bernie doesn't care who gets a gun in Vermont.

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Speaker 3: There are no black people in Vermont.

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00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 4: For in the back as his campaign.

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Speaker 2: It's not true true, Oh.

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00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 3: No, oh man. People just augardly like scratching their necks

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00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 3: and ship. One woman looked directly at the camera like.

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00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: Uh, I have to give you credit, though, Bernie, you

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00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: are trying hard to get the black vote. I think

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00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: it's I think it's great. Bernie has been hanging around

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00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: with rapper killer Mike, or, as Hillary Clinton calls him,

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00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:29,959
Speaker 1: super predator.

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Speaker 4: Mike m Hey, she did say that she did.

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00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 3: Larry wasn't giving a fuck.

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00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: Bertie Sadue gets knocked for his age, man, which is

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00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: kind of unfair. It is, isn't it. Although I will

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00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: say that Bernie so oh his first campaign slogan was

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00:53:49,160 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: fire free stuff right, I'm not vaga Bernie so old

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00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: when God said let her be like Bernie said, conserve energy,

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00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: let's sit in the dark. But man, you have to

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00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: admit it is a really tough race between Senator Bernie

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00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: Sanders and Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton. You find at the

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00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: time of that one, Hillary Clinton was flustered when a

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00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter protester challenged her. Man, I haven't seen

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00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: a white lady that upset over being blindsighted by a

1113
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: black person since Kelly Ripper m.

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00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: Throwing them haymakers. Though, Man, I respect this ship so

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00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 3: much more than if you had played to say.

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00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, he's exactly. Hillary has had some awkward interactions

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00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: with Black Lives Matter. She has, Man, you know it's

1118
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: bad when her immediate response is, can't we.

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00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 4: Talk about being Ghazzi.

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Speaker 1: And Bernie got in trouble. If every berdie you got

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00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: in trouble for saying Hillary was unqualified, not charge Hillary.

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00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: She is extremely qualified. In fact, when you factor in

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Speaker 1: all of her policy flip flops, she is at least

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00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: several of the most qualified candidates ever to run for president.

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00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,479
Speaker 1: Donald Trump said that if Hillary Clinton were a man,

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00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: he didn't think she'd get five percent of the vote. Okay,

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00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: all right, all right. First of all, if Hillary Clinton

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00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: were suddenly a man, her biggest problem would be finding

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00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: a bathroom. She'd be allowed to.

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00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: Use the north.

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00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 3: All right.

1132
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 4: That'd be her.

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00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: Biggest brother, Donald Trump. Now, Donald Trump says he's going

1134
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: to try and be more presidential. That's true, serious about

1135
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: it too. So he says that now when he boasts

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00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: about his genitalia during a debate, he's only going to

1137
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 1: refer to it as his president Johnson lbj oh very good.

1138
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: And I can't understand why everybody treats Donald Trump with

1139
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: kid gloves, And then I realized the are the only

1140
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: gloves that will fit his super little baby hand.

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00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 4: Trump him.

1142
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 3: Now, you know he's gonna get him like Bill Maher.

1143
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 4: I guess that was a weird accent.

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00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know you are the man of many voice,

1145
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 3: as I don't like to call you don't do that

1146
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 3: to be right, I heard that podcast one.

1147
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 4: It was so mad.

1148
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 3: It's a running joke to me, man, I like it.

1149
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: But actually, frankly, Donald Trump his campaign is inspiring massive violence.

1150
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: And whenever I turn into T. D. C. Trump's family

1151
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: campaigning for him, you know, gush it all over him.

1152
00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: Or it's also known as Morning Joe Morning. Oh come on, guys, seriously.

1153
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 4: No, you know it true.

1154
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,720
Speaker 1: Guys, Morning Joe has their heads so far up Trump's

1155
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 1: ass they bumped into Chris Christie. You know I'm not lying, No,

1156
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 1: that's true.

1157
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 3: But Donald Trump, you know what it is.

1158
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: Donald Trump looks like the rich dad in every episode

1159
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: of Law and Order where the frat kid accidentally strangles

1160
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: a hooker, all right, or as they stay here at

1161
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: the Washington Hilton Tuesdays.

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00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 6: Tuesday sport.

1163
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: But guys, I am not surprised Donald Trump is happening

1164
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: to America because I watch movies I do, and every

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00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: time there's a black president, something always comes to destroy

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00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: the earth.

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00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 3: Always.

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00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 4: I really wish I had come up with that, Joe. Guys,

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00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 4: that was the one.

1170
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: True. Ted Cruise is about to stay in the race.

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00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 4: Man.

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00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: Everybody hates Ted Cruise, even though Jay Simpsons said that

1173
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: guy is just hard to like.

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00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 3: This is true.

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00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: This is true. You know, there's a joke going around

1176
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: the internet that Ted Cruise is actually the Zodiac Killer. Right,

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00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up. You know, come on, that's absurd.

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00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: You know, some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer. Recently,

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00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz got a string of winds and endorsements, and

1180
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: then everybody remember who Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

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00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: Ted Cruise got zero delegates in New York, which is

1182
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: actually five more than I thought he would get for

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00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: the Zodiac Killer.

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00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 4: Rule three, he's got to do it three times.

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00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: John Bayner John Vayner came out of retirement and described

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00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz as Lucifer in the flesh.

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00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 7: Lucifer.

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00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that is not fair, man. Lucifer is horrible,

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00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: but he's not the Zodiac Killer. Recently, Heidi Cruz revealed

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00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: that after they got married, Ted bought them like a

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00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: hundred cans of soup. Not making yourself look less like

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00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: the Zodiac Killer.

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00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 3: Ted Cruz not.

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00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't even think tech Cerise wants to be president.

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00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,479
Speaker 1: I think it's just Chris Cross in the country Zodiac killing.

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00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 4: That's my theory.

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00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: All right, that's enough on it. Techre's actually announced that

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00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: Carly filrinaz his VP pick and he's not even the

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00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: nominee yet. You've seen this, right, who does that except

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00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: the Zodiac killer?

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00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 3: He wasn't five times? Why did it work the fifth time?

1202
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 4: Though?

1203
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 3: I don't understand. He's like he won't quit.

1204
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 4: So it's like he like he just won't give up

1205
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 4: on it. So it's just like.

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01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 3: Because I was a quit at the like the second time,

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01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 3: that shit didn't hit. Strange it is, you.

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01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: Guys, think how strange it is. Ted Cruz picked a

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01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: vice president. That doesn't make sense because serial killers always

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01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 1: work alone. To make sense now, and I don't know

1211
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: if you thought about this, but if Carly Fiorina were

1212
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,919
Speaker 1: vice president, she would only be a heart beat away

1213
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: from being Zodiac killed. Very important information.

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01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 4: I thought Chris r got lazy at that point.

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01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just keep saying Zodiac killed.

1216
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 4: It'll be cool, It'll be cool. Yeah.

1217
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: Basically, they just wanted to drive home that Ted Cruise

1218
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 3: a ZODAD killer.

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01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: Very important information people shouldn't know. But right now it's

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01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: all about you, mister president. You've got seven months left

1221
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: and you enjoy every moment of it. Uh, that's right,

1222
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: SOAKA d them people. I don't know when we're getting

1223
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: a black president again. I mean, they're not even gonna

1224
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: let Morgan Freeman be president in movies anymore.

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01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 4: President's first lady.

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01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 3: By the way, Morgan is there, look alike. I'll better

1227
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 3: get in those movies.

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01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: Turn to private life. That's gonna be different for you guys.

1229
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: Nobody to wash your dishes or you know, change the

1230
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: bed limit, linen, sweep the floors. You gonna miss Joe Bagman. Oh,

1231
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: I just got a note for the President saying that

1232
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: if you want another drink, you should order it now

1233
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: because the bar will be closing down. Of course, he

1234
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: said the same thing about Gano, so you have at

1235
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: least another eight years.

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01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 4: He made that joke.

1237
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: But just think, mister president, a year you'll be playing

1238
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: golf every day, you know, so things won't be that different.

1239
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 3: And this is your last year.

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01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: In office, right, so now your legacy begins. So I

1241
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: want to talk about what you're leaving behind. And I

1242
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: don't mean the black Jesus in the Lincoln bedroom. No, No,

1243
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, make sure you take all of your

1244
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: culturally specific items with you so you can get your

1245
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: surety security deposit bag. Mister brother. Quick impression of the

1246
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: next president moveing in. What's cocoa butter? I've never heard

1247
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: of such a thing, coke butter. But I have to say,

1248
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: when it's all said in, mister President, after eight years

1249
01:02:50,120 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: in the White House, we are really going to miss Michelle.

1250
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Thankful for being a good support mister President. But all

1251
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: jokes aside, which it means for me to be here tonight.

1252
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: I've always joked that I voted for the president because

1253
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: he's black, and people say, what do you agree with

1254
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: this policy? Is normal? Always said I grew with the

1255
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: policy that he's black. I say, as long as he

1256
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 1: keeps being black, I'm good. People say, what about Iraq?

1257
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: Is he still black? But behind that joke is a

1258
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: humble appreciation for the historical implications for what your presidency means.

1259
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I lived in a country

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01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: where people couldn't accept a black quarterback. Now think about

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01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: that a black man was thopped by here's a mere color,

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01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: not good enough to lead a football team and now

1263
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: to live in your time, mister President, when a black

1264
01:03:47,600 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: man can lead the entire free world, uh words alone

1265
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: to me no justice. So, mister President, I'm going to

1266
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 1: keep it one hundred yore barried you did.

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01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 3: And President dapped him up. And the President got up

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01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 3: adapt that nigga dog, and he gave the dapt not

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01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 3: the handshake to dapt nigga.

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01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 4: Yo.

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01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 3: I was in the house. I lost my ship last night.

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01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 7: Dog.

1273
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 3: I put both my hands on my head like I

1274
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 3: witnessed a dunk.

1275
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 4: You know what.

1276
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 7: I was walking around like, ah shot.

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01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 3: No, I gary Larry Wilmore than my nigga forever.

1278
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 7: Dog.

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01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 3: If you that man never pays for a mill again. Dog,

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01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 3: if you see Larry Wilmore somewhere, you black, you picked

1281
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 3: that man's tab up. Dog, you just do it for

1282
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 3: the culture, because I feel like I ath.

1283
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 4: I ain't got no kind of money like that.

1284
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 3: Look, give them a bomb of beer something, hook my

1285
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 3: man up.

1286
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 4: Dog.

1287
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 3: That dude did that for the culture.

1288
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 7: Man.

1289
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 3: That first of all, that tyred roast was for black twitter.

1290
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 3: That really wasn't for anyone in that room. You know

1291
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 3: what I'm saying That don lemon jokes and ship like that.

1292
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 3: White people just like, I don't what are these lemonade references?

1293
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 3: I don't what is lemonade? Is there lemonade tonight? So

1294
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 3: I don't think any of those jokes are really that

1295
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 3: much for white folks. But like pointing out Barry Bernie

1296
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 3: Sanders being against guns everywhere except Vermont because they ain't

1297
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 3: got no niggas up there, like it was just a

1298
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,479
Speaker 3: super predator, Mike, Like those are those are jokes black

1299
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,959
Speaker 3: people here about? White people don't care about those that

1300
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 3: that ship, you know, So yeah, nothing more respect for

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01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 3: my man going up there. He never coming back, like

1302
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 3: they never know he probably like he and most importantly,

1303
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 3: the president got up and adapt him back man like

1304
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 3: everybody always does, like you know, if he was a

1305
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 3: real brother, he would. And I'm like, well, the limitations

1306
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 3: of that office, you really there's certain shit you're never

1307
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 3: gonna be able to do, you know what I mean,

1308
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 3: Like when Baltimore's burning, the president can't the President of

1309
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 3: the United States can never be like I understand, you.

1310
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 4: Know what he has to be like, he's got to

1311
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 4: be diplomatic about everything.

1312
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 3: I understand the frustration, but you know, can't be out

1313
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 3: here riding and stuff, and police officers are doing their

1314
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 3: best and they're brave. Like that's the limitations of the office.

1315
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 3: But I don't know, I've always had this feeling that

1316
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 3: Barack Obama rick like loves Black culture and it shines

1317
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 3: through and a lot of the shit he does. But

1318
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 3: the office, you know, it's like any nigga with a

1319
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 3: good job, like it always ends up having to be

1320
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 3: these compromises between I mean being like code twitching basically,

1321
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 3: like you gotta be at work, you can't. But he's

1322
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 3: you know, done little shit where I'm like, okay, so

1323
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 3: he must have listened to jay Z to know that

1324
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 3: dirt off the shoulder shit, Like, how else would he

1325
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 3: know that? Even inviting rappers up to you know, Kendrick

1326
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 3: Lamar and j Cole and Nicki Minaj and Ship to

1327
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 3: talk to him about you know, uh, music and hip

1328
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 3: hop in the black community and shit like no white

1329
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 3: president is ever gonna do that. You know, you know,

1330
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 3: nobody that doesn't even love Black people.

1331
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 4: And Ship like you did a bunch of stuff man.

1332
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,800
Speaker 3: Like yeah, so you know, my brother's Keeper program all

1333
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 3: this shit, And but because of nature of the office,

1334
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 3: I've always felt like he's kind of got it from

1335
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 3: both sides. Like for white people, he's the evil thug

1336
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 3: foreign Kenyon that was stole the White House as a Muslim,

1337
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,840
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And then from a lot

1338
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 3: of black people. You know, we show a lot of right,

1339
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 3: we show a lot of love in general, but there's

1340
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 3: always the fringe of blackness. It's like, fuck him, he

1341
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 3: still be droning people. I'm like, well, that's if you

1342
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 3: wasn't for a president that don't kill people, you're gonna

1343
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 3: be waiting your whole life.

1344
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1345
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 3: Uh so you know you waiting for that nigga to

1346
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 3: come through. Hey, good luck, bro. I would love to

1347
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 3: see the president that goes Yeah, I'm just gonna let

1348
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 3: that terrorism ribe, bro. I mean what it got to

1349
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 3: do with me?

1350
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:21,720
Speaker 7: So?

1351
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 3: Uh at any rate? He uh. That moment, that my

1352
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 3: nigga moment was just so significant to me because dude

1353
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 3: doesn't really been called nigga for eight years by everybody

1354
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,720
Speaker 3: in a negative fashion, and Larry Wilmore just dropped the

1355
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,719
Speaker 3: code switch it and showed some love in a way

1356
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 3: that only a black person could.

1357
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 4: Man.

1358
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,559
Speaker 3: And it's the last year his presidency and I've been

1359
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 3: waiting for him to get that uh you know, somebody

1360
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 3: to show that appreciation, uh, the whole time. So I'm

1361
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 3: happy for him.

1362
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1363
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 7: I know people got mad and upset because he said

1364
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 7: said nigger. But the thing is the same people mad

1365
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 7: and upset that he said nigga. You call him nigg

1366
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 7: So what are we talking about here?

1367
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, No, to be fair of the Fox News,

1368
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 2: they call him a socialist, right.

1369
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they're like, but we cod switch when we

1370
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 3: call him nigga. You can't be doing dabbing him up

1371
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 3: and shit, you know. And they also said one of

1372
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 3: the things I noticed too is like a lot of

1373
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 3: the people that were mad at this are the same

1374
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 3: people that say shit like well you know, we're we're

1375
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 3: not about that PC speech and what about freedom of speech?

1376
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,440
Speaker 3: That's why I support Trump, he says, what's on his mind?

1377
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 3: Then Larry Wilmore says, my nigga, and all of a sudden,

1378
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 3: it's wow, this is just inappropriate. He should not be

1379
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 3: allowed to say that. Don't ever have him back. What

1380
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,840
Speaker 3: kind of president is this that would allow that?

1381
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, see freedom of speech, like that's fine

1382
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 2: and Danny, but you can't be running for the control

1383
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 2: of the free world, and you're saying you hate all

1384
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 2: Muslims and you want to get rid of Mexicans, right, Like,

1385
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 2: you just can't do that, Like in America, you can't

1386
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 2: say that. Shitn't try to. That's what Trump scares the

1387
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 2: ship out of me. He should jokes aside, he scares

1388
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 2: the ship out of me.

1389
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 3: Barack Obama had a joke that was really He was like, basically,

1390
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 3: it's like the media created Trump. They did, you know,

1391
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: like y'all. He was like, y'all gave him way more

1392
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 3: coverage than he was. Uh, then he was he that

1393
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 3: he deserved and he like y'all made the monster.

1394
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, last night all the special snowflake niggas started falling

1395
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 7: from the sky. Was like, if y'all don't.

1396
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 3: Yeah all the yeah, I blocked so many people. I

1397
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 3: don't ever think it's okay to say the N word. Nigga,

1398
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 3: please by click like the fuck out of my mentions,

1399
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 3: Like if you if you don't like it, cool you,

1400
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 3: but don't say ship to me about it because I

1401
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 3: don't care. Like you're talking to the wrong one because

1402
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 3: I support nigga one hundred percent. Somebody was like, yeah,

1403
01:10:54,320 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 3: you get offendedive a white person said it okay, by like, wait, yeah,

1404
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 3: you the same person that don't want that things. All

1405
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 3: Muslims need to be kicked out of the country. I'm sorry,

1406
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 3: I'm not taking your word on the nuance of racism. Sorry, buddy,

1407
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 3: right right.

1408
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 7: The same people to call Obama nigga calling you a

1409
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 7: nigga too, but because they smile on your face, you

1410
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 7: don't see it.

1411
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 3: But with one sentence, Larry Wilmore delivered the nightmare that

1412
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 3: white folks have been trying to avoid for eight years.

1413
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 3: And I mean all the white folks get well meaning

1414
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 3: white folks all that shit. There's a lot of white

1415
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 3: people that really have been trying to avoid this idea

1416
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:38,440
Speaker 3: of him just being like a nigga from Chicago that's

1417
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 3: in the office. Like it's like he gotta be exceptional

1418
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 3: and like, you know, it's like the people that go, well,

1419
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 3: he's i mean, he's half white too. You know, let's

1420
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 3: not leave that. It's like those people that are constantly

1421
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 3: been well, I mean he's a Harvard educated black man.

1422
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 3: I mean, let's not just act like and it's always

1423
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 3: just like trying to put this distance between him and

1424
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 3: black you know, when he says my son would look

1425
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 3: like Trayvon Martin if I had a son, and then

1426
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 3: everybody flips the fuck out. Uh, like it's always been

1427
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 3: this dislike but not buried. Don't talk about Barack that way.

1428
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 3: He's not like the rest of them. And uh, this

1429
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 3: was just that one moment of solidarity where niggas uh

1430
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 3: what he got called my nigga and everybody had to

1431
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 3: be like, Okay, this this is really happening. And he

1432
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 3: got up and returned that gap. And you know he

1433
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 3: could have done if it, like if that would have

1434
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 3: been been Carson, that he would have been like no, no, nobody. Yeah.

1435
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,680
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, I'm sure Obama's dealt with

1436
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 2: this his whole life, like I've dealt not compare myself

1437
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 2: to a bomb, but like I've dealt with like the

1438
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 2: whole exceptional dude, Like you're not like the others staying

1439
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 2: my whole life, Like just like if you carry yourself

1440
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 2: a certain way, if you're like happy to be articulately

1441
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 2: read a lot and shit, people.

1442
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you're not really black. It's like what like

1443
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

1444
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, especially what's weird is like especially from white people,

1445
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 3: and then they use that shit to like separate black

1446
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 3: people from each other, and it's like nigga no like

1447
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 3: niggas no niggas read. So it's not like it's not

1448
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 3: like it's us, you know what I'm saying, but that

1449
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 3: idea of like you're so smart, you're not like the

1450
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,559
Speaker 3: rest of them. You know, you're saying, I didn't. And

1451
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 3: then whenever you bring up something about racism towards it,

1452
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 3: like like, well, you know, I was watching this and

1453
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 3: the air gardener thing. That's just terrible. You know, black

1454
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 3: people we always getting whoa, whoa. I didn't think you

1455
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,599
Speaker 3: were really paid attention to that kind of stuff, Brandon,

1456
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,520
Speaker 3: Like you know, like I'm kind of kind of uncomfortable

1457
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 3: talking about this, and I think President is like the

1458
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 3: biggest representation of that idea where it's like, yeah, you

1459
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 3: can be black, but not too black. Okay, we let

1460
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 3: you in, you're welcome, we voted for you. Uh So,

1461
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,759
Speaker 3: don't bring up race and don't talk about being different.

1462
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a senution what white people did when he

1463
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 2: got elected. And now because he didn't talk about it,

1464
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 2: I think enough, that's why you have all this like

1465
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 2: brewing racism happening in our country where like people are

1466
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 2: just saying crazy shit and yeah, white people now like yeah,

1467
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 2: I agree with Trump saying And it's like why, like

1468
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 2: you don't even know Mexicans or Muslims, you have none

1469
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 2: of them in your life, but tray them.

1470
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 3: It's amazing because in a way, the backlash has really

1471
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:12,360
Speaker 3: showed how fucked up the country is, you know what

1472
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like a lot of people have like felt

1473
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 3: empowered by but the difference is they speaking that code language.

1474
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:23,200
Speaker 3: And Larry just dropped the cold last night, like and

1475
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 3: like I said, I supported one hundred that that's a

1476
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 3: legacy right there. I'll be remembering that moment for the

1477
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,080
Speaker 3: rest of my life, Like what were you when Barack

1478
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 3: Obama returned that infinite nigga dowt? That shit was amazing.

1479
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,560
Speaker 3: Just the whole room full of white people just isolated.

1480
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 3: You know, how dare some shit not be for us?

1481
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 3: Cause really, the whole set for Willmore was just black,

1482
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like it wasn't stereotypical like black,

1483
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 3: like oh, it's the deaf comedy jam and shit, but

1484
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 3: it was black on some like these are issues black

1485
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 3: people care about you know, so anyway, pros to him,

1486
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 3: man the balls to do that, because like half the

1487
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 3: jokes I think weren't that great. But but then there's

1488
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 3: like half of them just didn't get a good reception

1489
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 3: because white people was there, you know, like, you know,

1490
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,760
Speaker 3: like some of some of the jokes weren't just it

1491
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 3: wasn't necessarily that they weren't good. Some of the jokes

1492
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: were just people being like, I'm not laughing at that scared.

1493
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 7: Right, I don't know how people who were responding to it.

1494
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 7: And yeah, I don't know who's gonna be next president,

1495
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 7: but I can't guarantee you I won't give a fuck

1496
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 7: about next year's uh one.

1497
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,720
Speaker 3: All right, let's play. Let's play our games be where

1498
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 3: we get out of here, guys. Okay, yeah, I feel

1499
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 3: like we did with black people just now, so we

1500
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 3: get it. I get like with more zero. Great job Mary,

1501
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 3: good job buddy.

1502
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 2: Uh so you showing like it's delivery. But that was

1503
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 2: pretty dope. That was yeah, it's good, like you know

1504
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 2: it a little bit much.

1505
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 3: But you know what, that's what I wanted from Chris

1506
01:15:56,840 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 3: Rock at the Oscars. No offense to Chris, because I

1507
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 3: already said this afterwards. If he would have done what

1508
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 3: I wanted him to do, he would not have a

1509
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 3: career anymore. So I'm not upset at Chris Rock at all,

1510
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:13,439
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna lie my unreasonable expectation. I didn't

1511
01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 3: even realize until I was watching the monologue that I

1512
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,640
Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, I wanted him to go in

1513
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 3: there and roast those white people, like essentially to just

1514
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 3: be like, man, fuck y'all, this shit is racist. Wa

1515
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 3: ain't no niggas up on the screen for two years

1516
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 3: in a row. Now we make movies. They're good, and

1517
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,640
Speaker 3: y'all keep ignoring them. And I wanted him to just

1518
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 3: go in on everybody, which would have ended his career essentially. Yeah,

1519
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 3: and with while this wasn't Hollywood, Larry Wood was never

1520
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 3: being invited to anything related to politics and Washington DC again,

1521
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 3: Like that's it's a rap for him, Uh.

1522
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,559
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think he wants to, Like, no

1523
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 2: one wants to go be part of the next president's

1524
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 2: correspondence dinner if it's Hillary Trump or burning Nobody wants

1525
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,200
Speaker 2: to go to that shit.

1526
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 3: And I'm yeah, like, and the thing is, I'm kind

1527
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 3: of shocked that nobody put it together before, But why

1528
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 3: not burn the room if you're never coming back?

1529
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 4: Right?

1530
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like too many people, I

1531
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,679
Speaker 3: feel like, play it safe because and then they regret

1532
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,320
Speaker 3: it because then people when you play it safe, nobody

1533
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 3: talks about that. You know what I mean, Like if

1534
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 3: but if you burn the room, everybody's like, yo, that

1535
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,639
Speaker 3: motherfucker got some balls though, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,

1536
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 3: it didn't land in that room, but it landed out here.

1537
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 3: We was like this nigga going way too far. So anyway,

1538
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:33,280
Speaker 3: let's play our games. Karen, all right, tell that oh

1539
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:39,759
Speaker 3: ship Traumba's won time start over there you go. Now,

1540
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,519
Speaker 3: now that is time some guess Stu race. That's right.

1541
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:49,120
Speaker 3: This guests the race time. Now that is time for

1542
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 3: some guests the race. That's right, it's guests the race time.

1543
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:59,160
Speaker 3: That's right. It's time for Gus the race. The number

1544
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 3: one game show going to call all the podcast man

1545
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 3: when we play a renews articles from all over the globe,

1546
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 3: and we asked our contestants today. Brandon Collins from the

1547
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 3: County Outlieres Podcast. Two guests the Ray send a chatroom

1548
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:14,719
Speaker 3: plays a long and Chatroom's racist All right. Story Number

1549
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 3: one churchgoer was killed in a fight over a seat

1550
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:24,519
Speaker 3: at Sunday service. Oh shit, M gotta be close to

1551
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,560
Speaker 3: the Lord. A churchgoer shot a fellow parishioner in the

1552
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania church after a fight broke out over a seat

1553
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,680
Speaker 3: in the sanctuary on Sunday. The argument started when a

1554
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 3: church goer told Robert Braxton third, twenty seven he was

1555
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 3: sitting in seats reserved for two other church members during

1556
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 3: Sunday service at the Keystone Fellowship Church. He said, don't

1557
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,640
Speaker 3: fucking touch me after a church member chaptoil on the

1558
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 3: shoulders to let him know he was in someone else's seat,

1559
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 3: but he had to spear the Lord in him. Witnesses

1560
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 3: said Braxton started causing a fuss over the seat, but

1561
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 3: soon calmed down after top it to a church usher

1562
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 3: and a pastor. But the situation soon turned violent as

1563
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 3: Mark Storm's forty six approach Braxton, carrying a gun in

1564
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 3: his hand and telling the twenty seven year old to

1565
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,519
Speaker 3: get out of the sanctuary. Jesus would have turned the

1566
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 3: other cheek.

1567
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 4: It's my belief, uh.

1568
01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:21,439
Speaker 3: The gun told them. Suspect then flashed to conceal weapons

1569
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 3: permit badge with which the District Attorney's office believes was

1570
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 3: was purchased online. When he came over, he had a

1571
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 3: gun out, escalating the situation. Still said that the press

1572
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:34,799
Speaker 3: conference Thursday, Braxton then took a swing at the defendant,

1573
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:40,400
Speaker 3: punching him in the jaw. Fuck you and your fake badge,

1574
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 3: get the fuck out of here. Whenness is recalled, Braxton

1575
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 3: telling Storms that's not a real gun. Famous last words

1576
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 3: that yeah, a lot of people done died with them,

1577
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,960
Speaker 3: lures on their lips. Just before punching Storms bracks and sai,

1578
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 3: what you gonna do?

1579
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 4: Shoot me?

1580
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,480
Speaker 3: Jesus front double famous last.

1581
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 4: Words, gun was this American gangster?

1582
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 3: Right the gun and then open fire, blasting Braxton once

1583
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,839
Speaker 3: in the chest and again in the right arm. Braxton

1584
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,559
Speaker 3: was rushed to the hospital where he died from his

1585
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 3: multiple gun shot wounds forty six year old gun and

1586
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 3: was arrested in charge with voluntary man slaughter and reckless endangerment.

1587
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 3: Storm shooting of mister Braxton was not a reasonable self

1588
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 3: defense situation, said the DA. Still said Storm had been

1589
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,800
Speaker 3: Storms had no reason to bring a load of gun

1590
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 3: to a crowded church on Sunday morning, and he had

1591
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 3: no right to confront Braxton, who was in the process

1592
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,600
Speaker 3: of calming down. They can remember when we talked on

1593
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 3: the show about that the churches being allowed to have

1594
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 3: those unregulated people that have guns in the church. Now,

1595
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,719
Speaker 3: talking about it was like some seed, some shit gonna

1596
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:55,439
Speaker 3: pop off.

1597
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 7: Right, that's why you need to go ahead and hire

1598
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 7: you some private security. Put signs on there. But like,

1599
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 7: no guns, We don't give a fuck about your don't

1600
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 7: bring your guns in here unless you are like trained.

1601
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,280
Speaker 3: That didn't even take long. I don't eve think you

1602
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 3: should have them if you trained, honestly.

1603
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 7: Security somebody if he's not one of those people.

1604
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,719
Speaker 3: Fucking church man, it's not even and it's not even

1605
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 3: like a reaction to Dylan ruth Well he wanted to

1606
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,400
Speaker 3: kill black people in the church. It's like white people

1607
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 3: that are like the Muslims gonna come in here now

1608
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 3: that Obama's in office and kill us.

1609
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, the gun thing is crazy. Like I was

1610
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 2: down in Florida. This whole family I was staying with,

1611
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:30,679
Speaker 2: they all had guns and strapped the kids had guns

1612
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 2: way you know, just in case we got prepared prepared

1613
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 2: for what what the fuck, y'all, what do you need

1614
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 2: all these guns.

1615
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:43,720
Speaker 3: For so uh yeah, he says, it just doesn't make

1616
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 3: sense for me to bring a gun to church. Says

1617
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:48,120
Speaker 3: still uh. He added that an average two hundred and

1618
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 3: fifty three hundred people attended church service every week. The

1619
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 3: victim's family was outraged that that loved one's life was

1620
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 3: ripped away at a church. Well, I mean, shit, you

1621
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 3: can have a funeral right there. I mean you probably

1622
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 3: get it free play cards. Right. I'm just saying, can

1623
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 3: you gotta look at the positives. You don't go to

1624
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 3: church to be killed. You just don't do that, said

1625
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:08,160
Speaker 3: Dina Walters. He's a young man, he had his whole

1626
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,719
Speaker 3: life ahead of him. Keystone Fellowship Church held a special

1627
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 3: service on Monday the more and his death. Our hearts

1628
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 3: are deeply grieved over the tragic event that occurred Sunday morning,

1629
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:21,240
Speaker 3: April twenty fourth at our Montgomeryville campus. As a church

1630
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,599
Speaker 3: family with a shocked and heartbroken over what took place,

1631
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 3: a congregation is in prayer for everyone involved. At the arrangement,

1632
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 3: the alleged killer insisted that he used the weapon in

1633
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:33,040
Speaker 3: self defense. His bail is set at two hundred and

1634
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars.

1635
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 7: Storms told police yeah, a lot.

1636
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 3: Lord and Barbers. Storms told police that he was hoping

1637
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,160
Speaker 3: the diffuse the situation by showing a gun, which, according

1638
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 3: to the documents, he's done in the past. Nigga, what

1639
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 3: so this is your thing? I had afuse things by

1640
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 3: throwing fire on them.

1641
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1642
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,559
Speaker 3: When I say calm down, I put my gun out.

1643
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 3: Calm down. No, this is now a much calmer situation, Brandon.

1644
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 2: Yes, the rights of the shooter after that defunds.

1645
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:05,519
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say white.

1646
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,639
Speaker 3: White, all right, let's check the chat room and see

1647
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:13,439
Speaker 3: what they believe. Black says now. Joe Spacey says, one

1648
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:17,720
Speaker 3: who should have used some MLK fans as a shield. No,

1649
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 3: not the person who got shot. The shooter see serves

1650
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,080
Speaker 3: at the church's schedule at nine, but doesn't start until

1651
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,559
Speaker 3: ten forty five. It doesn't let out till three. The

1652
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 3: ac ain't work, says nineteen seventy five. But they stay

1653
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,680
Speaker 3: stocked with the dopest m OK fans. But money can

1654
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:37,520
Speaker 3: buy shout out to the building fund. That's black white nonsense.

1655
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,280
Speaker 3: My mama paid for that seat with the money she

1656
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,680
Speaker 3: keeps in her bro black black man who knows that

1657
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,160
Speaker 3: the day the Lord made it's not the data tried.

1658
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:50,920
Speaker 3: Lucy says. Black Darkness says Chris missed the episode of

1659
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 3: the King of the Hill about the white about this

1660
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:57,639
Speaker 3: white shooter to okay shooter black toil can one of them?

1661
01:23:58,240 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 3: One of them? There, Jiggaboosa was.

1662
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 2: Talking about, I'm with white. I think this is a

1663
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,120
Speaker 2: crazy white dude.

1664
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 3: The correct answer is white.

1665
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:20,599
Speaker 9: Yeah, a lot of you guys went with black.

1666
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,839
Speaker 3: Well, let me see if I can find a picture

1667
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:35,920
Speaker 3: of him for you guys to see. Uh, because he

1668
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,920
Speaker 3: looks like a dude that has pulled his gun out

1669
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,599
Speaker 3: on several people before. Oh you know what, don't care.

1670
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:45,560
Speaker 3: Look at his hair. I'm not if he's white. He

1671
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:46,639
Speaker 3: got a buzz cut.

1672
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:46,840
Speaker 7: Man.

1673
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 3: I might have to let Karen decide this one. I

1674
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 3: ain't sure. I don't know, like he's something. Let me

1675
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 3: put this in the in the chat room so y'all

1676
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:59,040
Speaker 3: can see what I'm talking about. But yeah, I don't know, man,

1677
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,040
Speaker 3: like the want to p I had him with just

1678
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,040
Speaker 3: his face, but now I see his hairs, Like, I

1679
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 3: don't know, he borderline, like you know, might be a

1680
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:11,439
Speaker 3: couple of things. So at any rate, he shot that,

1681
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:12,240
Speaker 3: he like.

1682
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,439
Speaker 4: He would shoot somebody in the church. Oh, someone said,

1683
01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:14,880
Speaker 4: that's jail.

1684
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:21,920
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, come on, you know jail would never

1685
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:32,240
Speaker 3: shoot a man. All right, he's at home.

1686
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, rot's right, that's not about like me.

1687
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:43,000
Speaker 3: Like me. Here, let's see what should we do this one?

1688
01:25:43,479 --> 01:25:48,840
Speaker 3: Oh she don't know? Okay? A woman? Oh she died.

1689
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:51,679
Speaker 3: Damn Well it was updated. I guess she was alive

1690
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,519
Speaker 3: when I checked this. But a woman died late Tuesday

1691
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,360
Speaker 3: morning after being accidentally shot by her two year old

1692
01:25:57,479 --> 01:26:00,880
Speaker 3: son who found a gun in the backseat of the

1693
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,559
Speaker 3: vehicle and fired it. No, this is not a repeat

1694
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,639
Speaker 3: of that story with an other woman got son. Holy shit,

1695
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 3: completely different story. This is a different story. Official say,

1696
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 3: twenty six year old woman for Trees Price stop the

1697
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 3: vehicle Wisconsin Highway because she was accidentally shot by two

1698
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,240
Speaker 3: year old son foind a gun in the back seat.

1699
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:28,519
Speaker 3: Officials believe the gun belonged to the victim's boyfriend. Damn,

1700
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:32,839
Speaker 3: I know he gonna feel guilty. I mean he's you know, hopefully,

1701
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,599
Speaker 3: I guess if he's any kind of decent human being.

1702
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:37,519
Speaker 3: But who is a gun in a back seat of

1703
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:41,640
Speaker 3: somebody else's car? What a child might be irresponsible?

1704
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 7: Right?

1705
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:48,759
Speaker 3: Sorry, NIEZ, take your time.

1706
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,960
Speaker 6: Sheriff squad surround the car driven by twenty six year

1707
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,559
Speaker 6: old Patrece Price moments after she was shot in the

1708
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 6: back by her two year old son, who was sitting

1709
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,400
Speaker 6: in the back seat. The gun is believed to belong

1710
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,439
Speaker 6: to her boyfriend, who works as a security guard. The

1711
01:27:04,439 --> 01:27:07,559
Speaker 6: Milwaukee Sheriff's Office tells twelve News his gun belt was

1712
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,960
Speaker 6: found on the floor of the car. The gun found

1713
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 6: behind the driver's seat. Pryce's mother was in the front

1714
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,960
Speaker 6: passenger seat at the time, telling relatives she heard a

1715
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,120
Speaker 6: loud pop from the back seat and Patrese suddenly turned

1716
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:22,200
Speaker 6: to her and said, Mama, don't let me die. Another

1717
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,519
Speaker 6: relative told us Price's mom said she warned Patrice about

1718
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,800
Speaker 6: driving around with the gun in the car, but she

1719
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,080
Speaker 6: told her not to worry because the safety was on.

1720
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:36,760
Speaker 3: This look good right here, met andwildered me there stand me,

1721
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,240
Speaker 3: and I lost her.

1722
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:39,960
Speaker 4: To have my heart.

1723
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:43,439
Speaker 6: Price's father tells twelve News it was a freak accident

1724
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:45,720
Speaker 6: and he's still coming to grips with the tragedy.

1725
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,719
Speaker 4: I never thought that I would bury my child.

1726
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 6: I've also learned that Price at the time did not

1727
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 6: have a license. In fact, she was wanted in Waukeshaw

1728
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:03,040
Speaker 6: County for dry without a license. Price's three children are

1729
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:06,839
Speaker 6: staying with relatives. It's not clear yet if Price's boyfriend

1730
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:09,920
Speaker 6: could face criminal charges in this case supporting live at

1731
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:13,080
Speaker 6: the Medical Examiner's office. Nick for WISN twelve and Nick.

1732
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,160
Speaker 3: That is one of the many legal questions in this case.

1733
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 2: Among them, could the boyfriend be found liable?

1734
01:28:17,479 --> 01:28:19,599
Speaker 3: That's right in twelve News, Mike Anderson is in the newsroom.

1735
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,840
Speaker 1: Mike, people want to know could anybody in this case

1736
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: be charged?

1737
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:23,880
Speaker 7: Well, Toya, there.

1738
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 5: Is a Wisconsin law homicide by negligent handling of a

1739
01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:31,280
Speaker 5: dangerous weapon. We wanted to know could that repply in

1740
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 5: this case? And the statute reads, whoever causes the death

1741
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 5: of another human being by the negligent operation or handling

1742
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 5: of a dangerous weapon is guilty of a Class G

1743
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,320
Speaker 5: felony that's up to twelve years in prison. And I

1744
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:49,240
Speaker 5: asked prominent defense attorney Craig Meston Tuna if the boyfriend

1745
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:52,960
Speaker 5: and owner of the gun could face those charges or

1746
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:53,919
Speaker 5: something similar.

1747
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 3: That may be difficult to charge, quite difficult.

1748
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,879
Speaker 2: And I think it would be a stretch to charge

1749
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:04,000
Speaker 2: the firearm owner with risk harm or death.

1750
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:07,480
Speaker 3: I've never seen the news do this part before anyway?

1751
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:10,439
Speaker 4: Like your way to bring the mood down?

1752
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:10,760
Speaker 1: Right?

1753
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,800
Speaker 3: I was, Look, guess the race is not about fun,

1754
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,240
Speaker 3: It's about racism. So guess the race of Patrese who

1755
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:20,880
Speaker 3: got killed by her own side.

1756
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:23,000
Speaker 4: Her dad speak.

1757
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,800
Speaker 3: I gotta go with black, gotta go with black. All right,

1758
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:27,799
Speaker 3: Let's check the chat room and see what they believe

1759
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,599
Speaker 3: told unnecessary information about other ones. She is clearly black.

1760
01:29:33,439 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 3: Good point the news. Do be throwing that extra ship.

1761
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 3: You know she ain't had no license either. I ain't

1762
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 3: saying I mean not that it has anything to do.

1763
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,240
Speaker 4: With who else we charge of this ship?

1764
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,800
Speaker 7: Who you ain't here from me?

1765
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,040
Speaker 3: Let's have an extra minute and a half of let's

1766
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:50,800
Speaker 3: talk about if no ship boyfriend can go to jail.

1767
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 4: Hold to telling how many niggas are gonna go down

1768
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:57,280
Speaker 4: for this one. Three of them are gonna get charge

1769
01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 4: of criminal charges. It's gonna be at the wall.

1770
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:03,320
Speaker 3: I think you can give her mom accessory to murder.

1771
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 3: She was in the car Milwaukee and warreck and called

1772
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:10,080
Speaker 3: her mother mama black as fuck. That what a friend

1773
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:15,800
Speaker 3: she has in Jesus Black. Agree with Farger? Uh? What's farge?

1774
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,320
Speaker 3: To say, I don't even know what he said. Uh

1775
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:24,640
Speaker 3: oh total that yeah, black yeah, junior super predator. Mama,

1776
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:29,599
Speaker 3: it was a boyfriend's gun, not the husband baby father's gun.

1777
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:34,200
Speaker 3: So black. That's a good see even when even when

1778
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:36,760
Speaker 3: they try to just tell the stories racism all through

1779
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:49,919
Speaker 3: it and y'all right, she's black. I don't think anybody

1780
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:53,160
Speaker 3: gets white. Here's why. Here's the reason I like that story.

1781
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 3: As far as picking it, we had the same thing

1782
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,479
Speaker 3: happened with a white woman like a month and a

1783
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,439
Speaker 3: half ago. Yo, that story was so different.

1784
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 7: Definitely covered everything, every like everything.

1785
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:08,000
Speaker 3: It was like, well she should she obviously won't face charges.

1786
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,680
Speaker 3: I mean it's an accident. I mean she's a gun enthusiast.

1787
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,400
Speaker 3: She trained her son with the gun. Remember she trained

1788
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 3: her son.

1789
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, and didn't her mama come out because her mama

1790
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:17,559
Speaker 7: was actually the same thing. It was in the car

1791
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,000
Speaker 7: with her when she got shot, and her mama came

1792
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 7: out and was like, uh applauded. It was like, you know,

1793
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,400
Speaker 7: we're going to keep on training. The chat.

1794
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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, that was so good. Anyway, that

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Speaker 3: a bunch of bathroom lolls going around the recent spate

1827
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:30,360
Speaker 3: of anti LGBT bathroom bills across the country, and so

1828
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:41,040
Speaker 3: one vigilante took it upon himself to to get justice. Okay,

1829
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:50,080
Speaker 3: Apparently the Dallars observers reporting that a man and interrogated

1830
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,680
Speaker 3: a woman to make sure she is peeing in the

1831
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,959
Speaker 3: right spot, and she captured it on video on her phone.

1832
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:02,599
Speaker 3: Doll puppy dog, Yeah spot. He put down some newspaper

1833
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,400
Speaker 3: in the bathroom. Here's a video.

1834
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,439
Speaker 4: I said, you can't do that, a good one.

1835
01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:10,640
Speaker 3: I saw you into it, so I thought it was

1836
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:13,320
Speaker 3: are you real?

1837
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:14,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1838
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:16,719
Speaker 1: You know so that's the only reason I'm.

1839
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:17,719
Speaker 4: Not the woman.

1840
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:24,920
Speaker 7: Is that. Yeah, that's pretty See you know you're.

1841
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:25,599
Speaker 4: Dressed like commend.

1842
01:34:26,479 --> 01:34:27,679
Speaker 3: Of course you're just commend.

1843
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:30,040
Speaker 4: So yeah, exactly.

1844
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,360
Speaker 3: Yep. He was checking to see if she was dressed.

1845
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 3: Uh he said she was dressed like a man. So

1846
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,639
Speaker 3: he had to check to see if she went into

1847
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:48,320
Speaker 3: the right bathroom because she went into the girl's bathroom,

1848
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:52,920
Speaker 3: and uh, he decided to take it upon himself as

1849
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 3: bathroom man. Wow, to make sure that uh, no crime

1850
01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 3: was being committed.

1851
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:01,720
Speaker 7: I in the bathroom by yourself.

1852
01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:04,920
Speaker 3: Yeah care. You know she might have been trying to

1853
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:05,719
Speaker 3: rape nobody.

1854
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,280
Speaker 4: The only crime I have been committend in that toilet,

1855
01:35:08,320 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

1856
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:10,080
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

1857
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,120
Speaker 7: It's a crime thing.

1858
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:17,000
Speaker 3: It's a crime thing. Uh So guess the race Brandon

1859
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:23,320
Speaker 3: of the bathroom. African man clearly could be South African.

1860
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:23,800
Speaker 3: You never know.

1861
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:28,040
Speaker 4: I don't go with black man. This is what was

1862
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:32,559
Speaker 4: my man doing. Yeah, he needs a hobby. What does

1863
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:33,120
Speaker 4: this dude do?

1864
01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:35,280
Speaker 2: I hope he's working in the bathrooms like he used

1865
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:36,960
Speaker 2: the bathroom intending for the male bathroom.

1866
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 3: This is just an.

1867
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:40,040
Speaker 4: African dude following people in the.

1868
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:44,160
Speaker 3: Bath I think this is his hobby. Uh this is

1869
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 3: the smarta says black man who needs a hobby? Uh

1870
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,720
Speaker 3: as uh oh did I even put Patricia's picture in

1871
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:53,439
Speaker 3: the last one? Y'all think she was black? And on matter,

1872
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:57,160
Speaker 3: I hope June says, I hope he ain't black, which

1873
01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,800
Speaker 3: I think is a vote for black Uh number one,

1874
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 3: number one bathroom detective Agency. Oh that's so good.

1875
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:10,799
Speaker 2: Like wrong, I missed that show Coming to America Black, Denise.

1876
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:11,960
Speaker 4: I think you're right on that one.

1877
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:15,439
Speaker 2: It's like it's like Eddie Murphy's character like didn't have

1878
01:36:15,479 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 2: a job yet, but when.

1879
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:22,799
Speaker 3: He was working at mcdowall's clean the bathrooms. The correct

1880
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:25,880
Speaker 3: answer is, of course he was black. Guys, I'm sorry.

1881
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:40,800
Speaker 3: I didn't want it to be true either, and I'll

1882
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:44,639
Speaker 3: put his picture here, but uh, yeah, he's he's black

1883
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:48,120
Speaker 3: as fuck, y'all. I'm sorry. I saw this ship. I

1884
01:36:48,160 --> 01:36:50,000
Speaker 3: saw the ship when I was preparing for the shot,

1885
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:52,200
Speaker 3: was like, oh, man, oh, she would be the one

1886
01:36:52,200 --> 01:36:52,640
Speaker 3: to do this.

1887
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:56,639
Speaker 7: Yeah. He sounded like the same way that type emails

1888
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:59,000
Speaker 7: and all caps that sound like they're yelling at you.

1889
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:01,479
Speaker 3: You didn't live like a girl. When I saw you

1890
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:02,439
Speaker 3: into yo.

1891
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 4: He does have jigga boo eyes.

1892
01:37:06,479 --> 01:37:08,559
Speaker 7: Yes, like he'd like you read that email. I am

1893
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,320
Speaker 7: my prince from Ze.

1894
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,719
Speaker 3: Would you like to give me your bank account?

1895
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 4: Like, calm down, you didn't convince me, tell.

1896
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 3: You you just shut up? Teary truth, oh, tardy truth.

1897
01:37:24,439 --> 01:37:29,880
Speaker 3: These are yo men. Anyway, let's go to the sword

1898
01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:33,840
Speaker 3: ratchetness man. Let's get the longest sound effect ever. Shout

1899
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:38,240
Speaker 3: out to RSS radio. They have a silent skip function

1900
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 3: on their app. And someone told me when I play

1901
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,120
Speaker 3: this sound effect, it mostly skips the whole sound effect

1902
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:47,720
Speaker 3: because it's so much silence. I don't mine. I love

1903
01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:48,439
Speaker 3: this sound effect.

1904
01:37:57,479 --> 01:37:59,080
Speaker 7: Let's be silent skip past it.

1905
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:08,599
Speaker 3: That's right, Sta out of the bathroom, guys. A man

1906
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:14,240
Speaker 3: impersonates deputy found with a sword and cocaine. What and

1907
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 3: he was wearing a green sherifs hat, a necklace badge,

1908
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:23,360
Speaker 3: and a sheriff's shirt. Guess the race? White a South

1909
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,120
Speaker 3: Englishman found with a sword and cocaine in his truck.

1910
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:29,439
Speaker 3: His accused of pretend to be a shriff's deputy. According

1911
01:38:29,439 --> 01:38:32,519
Speaker 3: to Johnson County Shares's Office Criminal Complaints, deputies responded to

1912
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:35,040
Speaker 3: a report of a reckless driver traveling at a high

1913
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:37,120
Speaker 3: rate of speed southbound on in the state three eighty

1914
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 3: round nine thirty in the morning Monday. The vehicle, a

1915
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:44,800
Speaker 3: black Ford truck, had red and blood emergency lights activated.

1916
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:50,439
Speaker 3: The I think they means blue was red and blood

1917
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:56,439
Speaker 3: typo Anyway, A deputy caught up to the driver thatentified

1918
01:38:56,439 --> 01:39:00,240
Speaker 3: as fifty year old Kenneth A. Odem. When debuty spoke

1919
01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:02,160
Speaker 3: with Oldham, he found he was wearing a dark green

1920
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:06,160
Speaker 3: sherf's hat, a necklace badge, and a sheriff shirt. Emergency

1921
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:09,000
Speaker 3: lights and a camera were mounted on his windshield and

1922
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,599
Speaker 3: a black police hat was taped to the dashboard, So

1923
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:16,280
Speaker 3: he was impersonating a cop would have and he had

1924
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:17,160
Speaker 3: a sword.

1925
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:18,719
Speaker 4: Was he blasting dmx.

1926
01:39:25,439 --> 01:39:30,519
Speaker 3: Oldham also had a pistol handled black sword cane wedged

1927
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:33,759
Speaker 3: between the centaconsole at a front seat of his truck,

1928
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,879
Speaker 3: as well as a medical bottle with three small packages

1929
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:45,639
Speaker 3: of cracked cocaine crack. In twenty sixteen sixteen, Damn Odham

1930
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,120
Speaker 3: was arrested and faces charges of impersonating the public official,

1931
01:39:49,120 --> 01:39:53,840
Speaker 3: carry weapons, possession of a control such as and reckless driving. Damn, Well,

1932
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:57,920
Speaker 3: uh yeah, so don't trust these motherfuckers of swords dolls.

1933
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:00,240
Speaker 3: Some of me even think they the cops. Who knows

1934
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:02,360
Speaker 3: how people could have been pulled over by this dude,

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Speaker 3: and he was just just a second away from being

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Speaker 3: sliced with a motherfucking sword man. Make sure you guys

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Speaker 3: go out and support Comedy Outlars. Get your ticket to

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Speaker 3: the show in two weeks, all right. You never know

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Speaker 3: how spectacle it's gonna be. You just know it's always

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Speaker 3: gonna be great. I never heard anything bad about Comedy Outliars,

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Speaker 3: So make sure you guys show support and listen to

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Speaker 3: the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: I listen to it every week, man, for real, At

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Speaker 3: no time are they even playing with y'all. Okay, guys

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Speaker 3: every single time? Right, So make sure you guys support them. Uh,

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Speaker 3: follow the Brandon on Twitter. He's American Collins. Yes, thank you,

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Speaker 2: You know, you're ever in New York, go on American

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Speaker 2: Collins dot com. You can check me out at gigs.

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Speaker 2: I have Comedy Outlars monthly, but I also do like

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Speaker 2: spots all over the city and everything like that.

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Speaker 4: I finally got a website of y'all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he congratulations buddy, your real comedian.

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Speaker 7: Now game up.

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Speaker 3: Uh. So yeah, We'll be back uh tomorrow and we

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Speaker 3: will probably play Obama's uh like his part.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 3: But until then, UH go to Adam and Eve dot

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Speaker 3: our album The Best of Rider Karen on iTunes and

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Speaker 3: Amazon UH for Shadow Down Productions. Uh until then, I

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Speaker 3: love you, don't the.

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Speaker 10: Crack appreciates you off letting the brand to come on

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Speaker 10: the podcast. You'll doing all right, Brandan, We did it,

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Speaker 10: my nigga.

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Speaker 4: You got so much.

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Speaker 7: I love you, I love you, I love you to