Speaker 1: Get your hands together, and we're going to stop and
Speaker 1: party start.
Speaker 2: I'm a party the Elvis Terran after party you start that.
Speaker 3: So not long ago, Andrew was asking us all what
Speaker 3: a weird compliment was that we got. And I have
Speaker 3: a friend who's obsessed with my nose. Every time I
Speaker 3: see him, he's like, oh my god, you have the
Speaker 3: cutest nose ever. And I said, not really, it looks
Speaker 3: like a dick and ball. But I think all noses.
Speaker 3: Whenever I look at noses, I see a dick and
Speaker 3: balls in the middle.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: When I take a selfie, you know, sometimes that's all
Speaker 1: I can focus on. I go, what is my my
Speaker 1: nose look like a penis?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 5: I feel like I have the biggest dick and balls
Speaker 5: on my fall.
Speaker 6: Just like.
Speaker 3: Even weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I definitely see it out, but I
Speaker 6: never thought of.
Speaker 4: That much of a sack.
Speaker 3: When he gets mad, he makes this nostril flair thing.
Speaker 7: Do it which the balls and the nostrils?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah you never noticed this? No, you dick and balls? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Maybe on my face? Maybe on my face, I do.
Speaker 6: I honestly don't want him to know that because the
Speaker 6: things that he's going to.
Speaker 4: Put near there were good they make him anyway, Scaries
Speaker 4: is a very pudgy dick and balls? Did you notice it?
Speaker 4: Weird kind it's like slightly crooked.
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, it is a little bent, it's got a
Speaker 6: curve to it.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you mentioned I thought I was the
Speaker 5: only person that thought that.
Speaker 1: I feel much better.
Speaker 3: I find myself staring at people that have like extra
Speaker 3: dick and balls he noses, and I'm like, do they know?
Speaker 3: Should I say it? I shouldn't say it?
Speaker 4: Don't funny.
Speaker 5: Every once in a while you have this thought that
Speaker 5: you think you're the only person that ever thinks that,
Speaker 5: and then somebody else says it.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my, it makes you feel so much better.
Speaker 4: Actually, I always.
Speaker 8: Say that if you have thought of it, someone else
Speaker 8: has definitely right I always I always say it to myself.
Speaker 4: Said as as.
Speaker 8: Weird and creepy, any any dark, deep thoughts you could
Speaker 8: think of, someone has definitely come to the table.
Speaker 7: Oh gods, penis in things. If I've thought of it,
Speaker 7: somebody has done it, say scary. Same with you with
Speaker 7: the curtains, people have done it.
Speaker 4: I've never done anything with curtains.
Speaker 7: No, but you thought it, but you thought it.
Speaker 4: I thought his theory is that. My thought.
Speaker 8: My theory is, don't ever touch hotel curtains because that
Speaker 8: they've people have definitely finished on them.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's right, someone's done it and they never and
Speaker 7: they never washed the curtains ever.
Speaker 8: So those things are there since day one and just
Speaker 8: collecting all kinds of.
Speaker 7: They never watched the coffee pot ever either, So there
Speaker 7: you go.
Speaker 4: No they do.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I have to believe no one's putting it in.
Speaker 6: An espresso hole or no one's doing that day. Now
Speaker 6: there's all the little instant coffee pods.
Speaker 7: Listen, you saw that hidden camera show on Fox many
Speaker 7: years ago, non't the guy Peede in the coffee pot
Speaker 7: at work?
Speaker 4: People do things, so.
Speaker 6: This is what you remember, and now you think everyone
Speaker 6: does it well.
Speaker 7: But no, not everyone that it's been done.
Speaker 8: People behave badly when they don't know they're being watched.
Speaker 7: Things are defiled.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's insane of like curtains.
Speaker 5: Jes Yeah, guy, it just goes to hotels.
Speaker 4: You bring a black lion in there, you will. You
Speaker 4: will see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I think the bed will probably be way more.
Speaker 4: That's the first thing.
Speaker 3: To the curtains.
Speaker 4: Think about that.
Speaker 5: You go to a motel, hotel, what holiday inn, you're
Speaker 5: sitting on that bed, you're sleeping on that bed. You
Speaker 5: would not even go near it if you actually knew
Speaker 5: what people did on that thing?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Well, the sheets get washed and do they cover?
Speaker 4: As soon as I this is this is routine. As
Speaker 4: soon as I walk into a hotel room, turn on
Speaker 4: the light.
Speaker 8: The very next thing I do is go right to
Speaker 8: the bed and pull that top layer duvet off because
Speaker 8: that never gets and any throw pillow that may be
Speaker 8: around anything but.
Speaker 5: The throw pillow touched inadvertently the pillow behind all of
Speaker 5: the stuff that's seeping up through the ship.
Speaker 8: How many.
Speaker 5: Think about how many people like I'm sure you and
Speaker 5: a few times.
Speaker 1: But hotels and the people before us.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 4: Then the person that comes in after you. Do you
Speaker 4: think they're thinking?
Speaker 7: What about the stuff that soaks into the mattress and
Speaker 7: then comes back up when you sit on it?
Speaker 3: Really did anyone them all over the curtains?
Speaker 4: Like you know?
Speaker 7: It's because the germophobe that I am. I will sit
Speaker 7: on the duvet, I will touch the remote control.
Speaker 4: I do nothing of it.
Speaker 7: On the phone, What do yeah, put in a bag.
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, a lot of places have them. Someone
Speaker 7: touched that bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the cleaner touched the bag.
Speaker 7: And how clean is that cleaner? The curtains run.
Speaker 3: You know what makes me upset is I like the
Speaker 3: people who think about all of these things. You know
Speaker 3: that they're the ones who have done some of these things,
Speaker 3: which is why you think that way. Andrew has never
Speaker 3: done these things, so he's like, no, why would anyone
Speaker 3: do that? Why would you stick your dinger in the
Speaker 3: coffee maker at a hotel.
Speaker 7: I've never done it. I've never just done a curtain.
Speaker 7: I've never stuck my dinger in coffee pots. But I
Speaker 7: know that somebody has.
Speaker 4: Not. For hate to agree with you, but I feel
Speaker 4: like somebody has.
Speaker 5: It might not be in the room, I stated, but
Speaker 5: a dinger has definitely been in that coffee pot something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, some drunken guy.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, look at this.
Speaker 3: If I had a dinger, I too might put it
Speaker 3: in weird places.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't have one.
Speaker 7: So if there was a Machela party in that room,
Speaker 7: there was stuff everywhere.
Speaker 1: Didn't you wake up one scary to one on your
Speaker 1: face or something?
Speaker 7: You're all, oh, Wow, Yes, didn't.
Speaker 4: The salad. He repressed them, he stirred your salad.
Speaker 8: God, this is a video on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Immediate jail. Absolutely the things that.
Speaker 4: Went on here in the early two thousands.
Speaker 1: Did you eat the salad?
Speaker 4: And then he told you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: See, I think that that is a totally valid reason
Speaker 3: to punch someone in their face.
Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6: Not in my salad. Not in my salad.
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter if somebody else did it in the
Speaker 7: salad before you even got it on air.
Speaker 8: Bit allegedly I don't know, went on the air.
Speaker 4: People were videoing it.
Speaker 7: The guy picking the lettuce just in the field. So
Speaker 7: it's on your lettuce?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are you good?
Speaker 7: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: He is clearly not like I really don't.
Speaker 6: Okay, you know what. I'm gonna leave it there. Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's no point talk.
Speaker 7: He's long gone though.
Speaker 4: Okay. Can we talk about the picture you sent me? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 5: Was it the bear?
Speaker 4: It was Scotti and the bear, no pants on? He
Speaker 4: took the picture. Was it post coitus?
Speaker 7: I don't think that that was the quitest occasion.
Speaker 4: It was me. It was Scotti with a bear on
Speaker 4: his bed and he had no pants on, no.
Speaker 3: The pictures.
Speaker 7: I was going through old pictures and I found the
Speaker 7: picture of Teddy Bear in my bedroom with me with
Speaker 7: no pants on.
Speaker 6: That poor bear.
Speaker 4: But that wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Can I also talk about this is the same guy
Speaker 3: who's like, I'm not going to start an only fans
Speaker 3: banana page, my kids will be embarrassed, but then talks
Speaker 3: about this bear.
Speaker 4: I was a child.
Speaker 7: Every kid did something with a bear, not me.
Speaker 4: If I thought everyone, did I do anything with a monkey?
Speaker 8: I had my stuffed Curious George monkey and I never
Speaker 8: touched it.
Speaker 5: Everybody in this podcast asked, right now that has said
Speaker 5: had sex with a stepped animal, say I I don't
Speaker 5: think I did.
Speaker 4: Start start to die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just cut it right clear.
Speaker 7: I scoul impressed that memory. I don't know that it
Speaker 7: actually happened.
Speaker 3: Oh whatever, poor mister, that.
Speaker 4: Poor bear should sue.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I need a break real Yeah, can we
Speaker 4: take a break? Ye time, look at Scotty be did you?
Speaker 8: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Andy?
Speaker 4: Bye?
Speaker 2: Ran after party