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Speaker 1: Get your hands together, and we're going to stop and

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Speaker 1: party start.

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Speaker 2: I'm a party the Elvis Terran after party you start that.

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Speaker 3: So not long ago, Andrew was asking us all what

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Speaker 3: a weird compliment was that we got. And I have

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Speaker 3: a friend who's obsessed with my nose. Every time I

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Speaker 3: see him, he's like, oh my god, you have the

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Speaker 3: cutest nose ever. And I said, not really, it looks

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Speaker 3: like a dick and ball. But I think all noses.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I look at noses, I see a dick and

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Speaker 3: balls in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: When I take a selfie, you know, sometimes that's all

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Speaker 1: I can focus on. I go, what is my my

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Speaker 1: nose look like a penis?

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Speaker 4: Correct?

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Speaker 5: I feel like I have the biggest dick and balls

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Speaker 5: on my fall.

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Speaker 6: Just like.

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Speaker 3: Even weird.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I definitely see it out, but I

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Speaker 6: never thought of.

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Speaker 4: That much of a sack.

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Speaker 3: When he gets mad, he makes this nostril flair thing.

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Speaker 7: Do it which the balls and the nostrils?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah you never noticed this? No, you dick and balls? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Maybe on my face? Maybe on my face, I do.

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Speaker 6: I honestly don't want him to know that because the

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Speaker 6: things that he's going to.

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Speaker 4: Put near there were good they make him anyway, Scaries

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Speaker 4: is a very pudgy dick and balls? Did you notice it?

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Speaker 4: Weird kind it's like slightly crooked.

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Speaker 6: Like, yeah, it is a little bent, it's got a

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Speaker 5: I'm so glad you mentioned I thought I was the

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Speaker 5: only person that thought that.

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Speaker 1: I feel much better.

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Speaker 3: I find myself staring at people that have like extra

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Speaker 3: dick and balls he noses, and I'm like, do they know?

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Speaker 3: Should I say it? I shouldn't say it?

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Speaker 4: Don't funny.

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Speaker 5: Every once in a while you have this thought that

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Speaker 5: you think you're the only person that ever thinks that,

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Speaker 5: and then somebody else says it.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh my, it makes you feel so much better.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I always.

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Speaker 8: Say that if you have thought of it, someone else

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Speaker 8: has definitely right I always I always say it to myself.

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Speaker 4: Said as as.

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Speaker 8: Weird and creepy, any any dark, deep thoughts you could

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Speaker 8: think of, someone has definitely come to the table.

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Speaker 7: Oh gods, penis in things. If I've thought of it,

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Speaker 7: somebody has done it, say scary. Same with you with

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Speaker 7: the curtains, people have done it.

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Speaker 4: I've never done anything with curtains.

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Speaker 7: No, but you thought it, but you thought it.

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Speaker 4: I thought his theory is that. My thought.

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Speaker 8: My theory is, don't ever touch hotel curtains because that

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Speaker 8: they've people have definitely finished on them.

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Speaker 7: Yes, that's right, someone's done it and they never and

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Speaker 7: they never washed the curtains ever.

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Speaker 8: So those things are there since day one and just

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Speaker 8: collecting all kinds of.

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Speaker 7: They never watched the coffee pot ever either, So there

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Speaker 4: No they do.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I have to believe no one's putting it in.

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Speaker 6: An espresso hole or no one's doing that day. Now

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Speaker 6: there's all the little instant coffee pods.

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Speaker 7: Listen, you saw that hidden camera show on Fox many

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Speaker 7: years ago, non't the guy Peede in the coffee pot

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Speaker 7: at work?

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Speaker 4: People do things, so.

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Speaker 6: This is what you remember, and now you think everyone

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Speaker 6: does it well.

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Speaker 7: But no, not everyone that it's been done.

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Speaker 8: People behave badly when they don't know they're being watched.

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Speaker 7: Things are defiled.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's insane of like curtains.

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Speaker 5: Jes Yeah, guy, it just goes to hotels.

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Speaker 4: You bring a black lion in there, you will. You

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Speaker 3: I think the bed will probably be way more.

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Speaker 4: That's the first thing.

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Speaker 3: To the curtains.

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Speaker 4: Think about that.

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Speaker 5: You go to a motel, hotel, what holiday inn, you're

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Speaker 5: would not even go near it if you actually knew

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Speaker 5: what people did on that thing?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: Well, the sheets get washed and do they cover?

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Speaker 4: As soon as I this is this is routine. As

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Speaker 8: The very next thing I do is go right to

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Speaker 8: that never gets and any throw pillow that may be

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Speaker 8: around anything but.

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Speaker 5: The throw pillow touched inadvertently the pillow behind all of

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Speaker 5: the stuff that's seeping up through the ship.

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Speaker 8: How many.

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Speaker 5: Think about how many people like I'm sure you and

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Speaker 1: But hotels and the people before us.

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Speaker 4: Then the person that comes in after you. Do you

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Speaker 7: What about the stuff that soaks into the mattress and

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Speaker 7: then comes back up when you sit on it?

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Speaker 3: Really did anyone them all over the curtains?

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Speaker 4: Like you know?

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Speaker 7: It's because the germophobe that I am. I will sit

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Speaker 7: on the duvet, I will touch the remote control.

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Speaker 4: I do nothing of it.

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Speaker 7: On the phone, What do yeah, put in a bag.

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Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, a lot of places have them. Someone

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Speaker 7: touched that bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the cleaner touched the bag.

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Speaker 7: And how clean is that cleaner? The curtains run.

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Speaker 3: You know what makes me upset is I like the

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Speaker 3: people who think about all of these things. You know

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Speaker 3: that they're the ones who have done some of these things,

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Speaker 3: which is why you think that way. Andrew has never

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Speaker 3: done these things, so he's like, no, why would anyone

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Speaker 3: do that? Why would you stick your dinger in the

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Speaker 7: I've never done it. I've never just done a curtain.

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Speaker 7: I've never stuck my dinger in coffee pots. But I

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Speaker 4: Not. For hate to agree with you, but I feel

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Speaker 5: It might not be in the room, I stated, but

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Speaker 5: a dinger has definitely been in that coffee pot something.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, some drunken guy.

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, look at this.

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Speaker 3: If I had a dinger, I too might put it

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't have one.

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Speaker 7: So if there was a Machela party in that room,

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Speaker 7: there was stuff everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you wake up one scary to one on your

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Speaker 7: You're all, oh, Wow, Yes, didn't.

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Speaker 4: The salad. He repressed them, he stirred your salad.

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Speaker 8: God, this is a video on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Immediate jail. Absolutely the things that.

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Speaker 4: Went on here in the early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: Did you eat the salad?

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Speaker 4: And then he told you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: See, I think that that is a totally valid reason

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Speaker 3: to punch someone in their face.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 6: Not in my salad. Not in my salad.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't matter if somebody else did it in the

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Speaker 7: salad before you even got it on air.

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Speaker 8: Bit allegedly I don't know, went on the air.

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Speaker 4: People were videoing it.

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Speaker 7: The guy picking the lettuce just in the field. So

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Speaker 7: it's on your lettuce?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Are you good?

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Speaker 7: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: He is clearly not like I really don't.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you know what. I'm gonna leave it there. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: there's no point talk.

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Speaker 7: He's long gone though.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Can we talk about the picture you sent me? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I don't care.

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Speaker 5: Was it the bear?

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Speaker 4: It was Scotti and the bear, no pants on? He

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Speaker 4: took the picture. Was it post coitus?

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Speaker 7: I don't think that that was the quitest occasion.

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Speaker 4: It was me. It was Scotti with a bear on

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Speaker 4: his bed and he had no pants on, no.

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Speaker 3: The pictures.

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Speaker 7: I was going through old pictures and I found the

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Speaker 7: picture of Teddy Bear in my bedroom with me with

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Speaker 6: That poor bear.

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Speaker 4: But that wasn't me.

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Speaker 3: Can I also talk about this is the same guy

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Speaker 3: who's like, I'm not going to start an only fans

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Speaker 3: banana page, my kids will be embarrassed, but then talks

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Speaker 3: about this bear.

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Speaker 4: I was a child.

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Speaker 7: Every kid did something with a bear, not me.

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Speaker 4: If I thought everyone, did I do anything with a monkey?

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Speaker 8: I had my stuffed Curious George monkey and I never

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Speaker 5: Everybody in this podcast asked, right now that has said

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Speaker 5: had sex with a stepped animal, say I I don't

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Speaker 5: think I did.

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Speaker 4: Start start to die.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just cut it right clear.

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Speaker 7: I scoul impressed that memory. I don't know that it

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Speaker 3: Oh whatever, poor mister, that.

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Speaker 4: Poor bear should sue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think I need a break real Yeah, can we

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Speaker 4: take a break? Ye time, look at Scotty be did you?

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Speaker 8: Thanks?

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Speaker 2: Andy?

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Speaker 4: Bye?

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Speaker 2: Ran after party