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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty Little Secret. Yeah, where you call

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Speaker 1: in tell us a secret, and then we don't judge you, unless,

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Speaker 1: of course you need to be judged. That'll happen from

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Speaker 1: time to time. But anyway, text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: all the show. We always keep you anonymous, so nobody

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Speaker 1: knows who you are, so you're free to say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why we always give everybody a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Sabrina the Teenage winch. Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's back again. She showed up a few times, mostly

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Speaker 1: when I can't think of another name. For some reason,

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Speaker 1: I think Sabrina the Teenage, which so so Sabrina the Teenage,

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Speaker 1: which which thanks for calling in again for dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. What a voice for Sabrina gena some more

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Speaker 1: like that cat that she had on the show, Salem

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Speaker 1: say me as it talked to you? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let me change that. Then it's Salem from Sabrina the

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Speaker 1: Teenage which, Yeah, what's here? One? So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Huh yeah? Um? I have roommates and

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Speaker 1: I I've been driving him crazy, like not doing the

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Speaker 1: dishes usually roommates, Yeah they do, yeah, but I like

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Speaker 1: to kind of mess with him a little bit, tickle

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Speaker 1: him when he's asleep. Well, he's super gullible, so um

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Speaker 1: and sort of impressionable. So I have been um doing

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Speaker 1: things like moving his keys, his house keys, but also

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Speaker 1: had his car keys on it to different places around

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Speaker 1: our apartment. Um, in places that he didn't put it down,

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Speaker 1: but he can't figure out where it is. Um. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so the keys are actually lost? Like he just thinks

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Speaker 1: that is like a ghost moving them or something like

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Speaker 1: what's going on? So he puts his keys down and

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Speaker 1: he can't figure out why they're not in the same

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Speaker 1: place that he puts them down. Oh so he thinks

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Speaker 1: he's going crazy. Yeah that would be annoying. Yeah I would. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And he has no idea that it's you that's doing this. No, No,

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Speaker 1: he's not called on yet. I mean he's put them

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Speaker 1: down and then I've taken them and put them in

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Speaker 1: different coats that he hasn't warned. Are you retaliating? Like

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Speaker 1: did he do something to you in the past? Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're doing? All these pranks? I guess or

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Speaker 1: like moving the keys. No, I just think it's funny.

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Speaker 1: It's just evil. Yeah. So he's he thinks that he's

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Speaker 1: putting his keys down in places and doesn't remember where

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Speaker 1: he's putting them. Yeah, and he's not on yet and

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Speaker 1: it's been about a month. He's like, my schizophrenic, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? It losing his mind? Yeah. I even went

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Speaker 1: and moved his car to um the opposite streets back.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, am I waking up in the middle

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Speaker 1: and I don't remember blacking out throughout the day and

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Speaker 1: moving my car And that's hilarious. Yeah. Are you going

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Speaker 1: to tell him? Ever? You're just gonna keep this going

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Speaker 1: as long as you guys are roommates. Well, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I have to tell him soon because I think

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Speaker 1: he really thinks he's going crazy. He started talking about,

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Speaker 1: you know, calling up like I think he thinks his

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Speaker 1: memory is slipping. So he's talking about early onset Alzheimer's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: once he books in a therapy session, you might have

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Speaker 1: to tell him. Yeah, Yeah, I don't. I don't want

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Speaker 1: spending money on a therapist he doesn't need at this point.

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Speaker 1: That's the ultimate prag Yeah. He starts to all of

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Speaker 1: his personal emotional issues because of your car key thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is so. It is funny to watch him sort

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Speaker 1: of combust though, and he doesn't really hourly get mad,

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Speaker 1: but you just see the look of panic and sheer

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Speaker 1: fear on his face. He knows he put the keys

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Speaker 1: somewhere and they're not there. Ye. Do you do you

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Speaker 1: have an idea as to how you're going to step

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Speaker 1: it up from moving his car? Yeah, I could put

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Speaker 1: him in the fridge or maybe the oven. You know

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Speaker 1: what you should do when he's gone rearrange his bedroom? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you put everything on the ceiling. Everything. Let's just go

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Speaker 1: take it so far where it's not believable. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's funny. Still be funny, yeah, Or just little things,

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Speaker 1: just little things in this bedroom, you know, just like

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Speaker 1: move a lamp to one side. Yeah, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like minor things where he'd be like, what the heck

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Speaker 1: is going on? All right, well, I've giving your ideas

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Speaker 1: on how to make your roommate think he's crazy. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for your dirty little secret. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's your dirty little secret?