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Speaker 1: The Fred's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the

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Speaker 1: Day Tax Days. So you're supposed to have your taxes

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Speaker 1: filed by today, you can file an extension.

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Speaker 2: Did you do it? Kiki?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm working on it. Did you do anything? You

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Speaker 2: can't just do nothing? I know, I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Have you done anything?

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Speaker 3: Not as of yet, But I'm planning on an extension.

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Speaker 1: When were you planning in it? How were you planning

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Speaker 1: to get around to that?

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking more like after the Millennium tour and then

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Speaker 3: I can focus.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, who's going to do said extension for you?

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Speaker 2: The tax lady? Did you? Did you let her know so?

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Speaker 3: No, which I'm a little concerned because I thought she

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Speaker 3: should reach out to me.

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Speaker 2: Is that how that normally works?

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Speaker 1: Another one of these where they're supposed to they're supposed

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Speaker 1: to just do the work for you. No. No, it's

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Speaker 1: your responsibility to file your own taxes.

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Speaker 2: I'm her client.

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Speaker 3: I would think when tax season hit, I would hit

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Speaker 3: up all my clients like.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yes, schedule your appointment, and your appointments you work.

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Speaker 1: If they may have done that because she has twenty

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Speaker 1: seven thousand on emails, so it's probably in there.

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Speaker 2: She's probably been trying to get ahold of you for years.

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Speaker 2: She's texting you. Oh maybe maybe.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just used to Jason. My heat

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Speaker 3: makes sure like Jason's like, hey, we got something coming.

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Speaker 1: Up to make sure that we attend work functions. He's

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Speaker 1: not responsible for your taxation.

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Speaker 2: And that's something that even Eyesla. I didn't even do

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Speaker 2: mine until last week. I OK. Yeah, Paulina runs like

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Speaker 2: I need to aspire to be like her.

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Speaker 1: I mean, mine done since last year. I just estimated.

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Speaker 1: I estimated, Oh you can do that.

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Speaker 2: No you can't.

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: But like the day that I get my W two,

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Speaker 1: I sent it to it, which is like the end

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Speaker 1: of January. Whenever I send it all to the guy

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Speaker 1: and the guy's happy to do it, it gets done

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Speaker 1: fast because he's not that busy.

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Speaker 2: It my text guy. You can't get a hold of

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Speaker 2: him right now. Try calling a tex guy right now.

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Speaker 2: Do not disturb on.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure that's why I'm saying. You're in a

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Speaker 1: call today like everybody else. I know.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking I would wait till the weekend to

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Speaker 2: Oh, but it's today though. No, I just go on

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Speaker 2: my little text guy, turbotex dot com. You my little Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't own anything.

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Speaker 1: Probably found an extension on like that on one of

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Speaker 2: You know, the last time.

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Speaker 3: I tried to do it myself, the numbers of the

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Speaker 3: math wasn't math. And I'll be like, I know I'm

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Speaker 3: doing something wrong because there's no way I owe them.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why I ended.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'll do it for you, TurboTax. Give me your forum.

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Speaker 2: Somebody knows what they're doing. Use you know, you don't

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Speaker 2: reach a contract. That's very true.

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Speaker 1: I take that back, it's true. Don't let him negotiate

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay, but there are tons did you post

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Speaker 1: the food deals yet to get around to thank you?

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Speaker 1: There are tons of food deals, tons of like too

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Speaker 1: many for me to list. They're in alphabetical order. I

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Speaker 1: mean everywhere from Applebee's to Benny Hanta to Zaxby's. If

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Speaker 1: you go to uh the website Fred Show Radio, you

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Speaker 1: can see all the different deals you can get today

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Speaker 1: on text Day, Katy Perry's high. And that's the story

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Speaker 1: these ladies went to space. Yesterday, the Blue Origin Flying

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Speaker 1: Penis went to space. The flying fallis twelve minutes of

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Speaker 1: the rest of the ladies were floating around checking it all.

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Speaker 2: We haven't seen it. I want to see it myself.

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Speaker 2: This is them watching the videos of themselves.

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Speaker 5: Three there, Clint, I got choke.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what this is.

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Speaker 1: They're just and they're screaming and yelling like girls in

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what happened to

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Speaker 1: a lot of times. Hold on, it's one more thing here, Yes, Melody,

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Speaker 2: Oh I do. Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Guess we'll take the tax advice before we hear Katie

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Speaker 1: Barry and her high thoughts.

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Speaker 5: Oh so I work for an accountant and we don't

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Speaker 5: reach out to every client. We automatically do extensions for clients.

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Speaker 5: We just kind of reach out to clients who normally

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Speaker 5: owe money.

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Speaker 6: That they have to pay in money.

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Speaker 5: With their extensions. But if you don't owe money, you

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Speaker 5: actually have like three years to even file your tax

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Speaker 2: But we hear that, but we wouldn't know because she

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Speaker 3: My girl, Katie knows.

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Speaker 5: Twenty years of like what do I do and like

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Speaker 5: the same thing you've been doing every year, that's what

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Speaker 5: you do it for you, But you.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, Kiki, if you owe or don't. Oh, you

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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know, but I have faith that

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, yeah I have. That's why I don't even

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Speaker 3: want to open it up. You too, Like it's not impressive,

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Speaker 2: I feel like damn yet you're still here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, Melody, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think she should probably wouldn't you advise as someone

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Speaker 6: Yes, but also if you look at your W two

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Speaker 6: and you may say eighty thousand dollars and you're not

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Speaker 6: withholding at least fifteen percent, then you probably you're withholding

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Speaker 5: Like an IRA or something like that. And that's where

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Speaker 5: a lot of people get misconstrued because they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: You've been moving money around, kicking or not. I always

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Speaker 3: But I like how she works because she said, even

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Speaker 3: if our clients don't reach out, they just go ahead

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Speaker 3: and foul the extension for you.

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Speaker 1: But that's Melody's lady. You don't have Melody. I need

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Speaker 1: you to call someone today. I can't have you getting arrested, right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Melody, have a nice day, good looking out.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate you, Thank you for listening. I don't know I

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Speaker 3: If you like, if you haven't found on taxes like

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Speaker 2: I just want to feel like I guess.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot of people I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you haven't filed your taxes to hit us up.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, if you owe the government money, there

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Speaker 1: is a rush. If they owe you money, there is

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Speaker 1: no rush, none whatsoever. So here's Katy Perry after going

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Speaker 1: to space, I don't know what the hell.

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Speaker 2: It is the highest.

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Speaker 7: High and it is surrender to the unknown trust. And

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Speaker 7: this whole journey is not just about going to space.

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Speaker 7: It's the training, it's the team, it's the whole thing.

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Speaker 7: I could have recommend this experience more. This is like

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Speaker 4: Tools that I've learned in my life, from meditation to

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Speaker 4: the Hoffmann process. This is up there because what you're

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Speaker 4: doing is you're fine. You're like really finding the love

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Speaker 4: And then you're feeling in love when you come down

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Speaker 4: for sure, and you're feeling fast strength. So I feel

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Speaker 1: And she goes on and this isn't the clip love Love,

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Speaker 1: Love goes on this whole thing about love.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the spaceship flies itself.

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Speaker 1: So it's not like she drove it, you know, it's

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Speaker 2: But like she's talking about it, she didn't drive the thing.

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Speaker 1: She someone strapped her in and she went for the

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Speaker 2: But I have no idea what she's talking about. She

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know, Katie. Whatever you're on, I

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Speaker 8: I love that She's like, I highly recommend, like girl,

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Speaker 8: I don't know. Jeff Bezos like I would be there,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do it too. I guess I'm not

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Speaker 1: Did you see Bezos like crawling around the spaceship when

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Speaker 1: they landed and then he fell?

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Speaker 2: He fell in the.

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Speaker 1: Desert, but he was like like jumping on the thing

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Speaker 1: trying to get in there, like, yeah, what is like

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Speaker 2: I don't know why. Why are you wearing a space

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Speaker 2: You're not going anywhere?

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Speaker 8: He told Gail he was so proud of her.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like, I mean, I will say

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Speaker 1: it is ballsy, like it does take it takes God's face.

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Speaker 8: You knew that she was having second thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean would have got kicked off my ship.

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Speaker 1: Right, I was like, energy, I think it was only

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Speaker 8: The free falling was crazy too. I'd be like, holy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that. How many parachutes

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Speaker 1: a real problem on your I don't know, I would

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Speaker 1: wasn't risky. I'm not going to say it wasn't daring.

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Speaker 1: But I also, you know, I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about, Like you were along for the right. That's

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Speaker 1: like me writing the matter Hole, you know, riding a

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Speaker 1: space mountain and getting off and being like I love

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Speaker 1: his love, his love, His Lynn Manuel Miranda, All of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, this is for you. Kiky wallet hub Oh

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Speaker 1: God has ranked its top airline for twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: They analyzed overlooked aspects of air travel, including canceled and

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Speaker 1: delayed flights, mishandled baggage, in flight comfort to rank the

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Speaker 1: best from among nine the nine largest US airlines and

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Speaker 1: two regional characters are carriers rather Number one Spirit.

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Speaker 2: Airlines, Thank you? Why how can it be because that's

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Speaker 2: the truth. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you get what you get what you pay for, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's not very expensive. You get on the

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Speaker 2: So here's how it works.

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Speaker 1: A microscopic racetrack for the first two sperm samples to

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