Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, this is Matt Rogers, one of the hosts
Speaker 1: of the podcast We're about to listen to Last Cultureistas,
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Speaker 1: That's the sound of a cold wind.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the podcast. Look mare, oh I see
Speaker 2: you and look over there. How is that the culture?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wow, loves now how do we say it? Ding dong
Speaker 2: last jo Colin, I was German? What dingld on? Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, we were gonna come out and greet you and
Speaker 3: say god. We would have been like don Cushin Schlampen,
Speaker 3: but then that would have wait. But then we were
Speaker 3: told by Peaches, he'll be on here in justice. But
Speaker 3: for pages that like, bitch is not as casual here, right,
Speaker 3: it's not. It's not we're getting some headshakes. Well that's
Speaker 3: out here, and said dunk a Shlampin. People would have
Speaker 3: stormed out, would have left, They would have left. But
Speaker 3: that's a you know, we're learning some really key German phrases. Last,
Speaker 3: pumpkin spice is feeded.
Speaker 2: I forgot it immediately.
Speaker 1: Poe said to me, He's like, it's important that we
Speaker 1: say one thing, pumpkin spice feed because we weren't in
Speaker 1: today say it with me Starbucks. And we did see
Speaker 1: the announcement that pumpkin spice and it is, But then
Speaker 1: you didn't like your pumpkin spice.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, we wanted, a pumpkin cream cold brew.
Speaker 3: We were like, thank God, like a European establishment that
Speaker 3: serves ice, major, major, But then they were out of
Speaker 3: the pumpkin cream, and so then they put the pumpkin syrup.
Speaker 3: We have a drink from.
Speaker 1: At Oh, Hello and dunka dunka shlampa, Hey, Matt Donker
Speaker 1: slampin or schlampo shlampe schlampe shlampe and then slampin is plural.
Speaker 2: Schlampin would be all of you bitches. Are we offending
Speaker 2: anyone by calling you a shlampa?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Anyway, Starbucks sort of did bow and dirty.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 3: I mean that's what I get for going to Starbucks
Speaker 3: in Berlin, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But last night, where do we go?
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna get into the burgheind of it all.
Speaker 1: But we went to McDonald's.
Speaker 2: We dig.
Speaker 1: Because Bowen Yang says, he says this every single time
Speaker 1: we travel. He says, it's one of my favorite things
Speaker 1: to do internationally is go to the different McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Am I alone?
Speaker 5: Am I alone?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: So do you want to review? Yeah?
Speaker 3: God, Germans love their curry sauce, yes, and the curry
Speaker 3: worst and all of it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I embraced it. I embrace all curry culture. What else
Speaker 3: I mean? They did not have buffalo sauce? Who here
Speaker 3: is a what do they call it?
Speaker 2: An X plant xpat X pat an x Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so x plant X pats? Are you all missing
Speaker 1: buffalo sauce?
Speaker 2: Bad? I'm saying the curl.
Speaker 1: And me are locking eyes buffalo pizza? Who doesn't even
Speaker 1: who's never even tasted the stuff?
Speaker 2: You're a kidding, you're missing out.
Speaker 1: The dream scenario of this would be we bring out
Speaker 1: like plates of buffaloes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we would love to open you guys
Speaker 3: with buffalo.
Speaker 2: Don't know what you're missing now. Lots going on in
Speaker 2: Berlin this weekend. It was a marathon. It was a marathon.
Speaker 2: Did anybody run in the middle?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, way.
Speaker 2: Giving up for these people? We sit, stand.
Speaker 7: Up, stand up? Oh my god, you too? You did
Speaker 7: stand up?
Speaker 2: You get sand you just ran twenty six.
Speaker 1: It's we're like, we're like, if you ran the marathon today,
Speaker 1: stand up. They're like, motherfucker, we've been running all day.
Speaker 3: It's a miracle. That we're even here and not wrapped
Speaker 3: in tinfoil.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Okay, so who did the best?
Speaker 6: You did?
Speaker 2: That's incredible, amazing? No, who doesn't?
Speaker 1: What two hours fifty three minutes? Bye bitch, No, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Wow. What do you think you stand? That's so good?
Speaker 3: I understand that's so good. Understand that's so good. And
Speaker 3: what would you clock in at you think?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I X runner x X runner.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I used to do like middle
Speaker 1: distance to I was more of a miler. Am I
Speaker 1: just saying my mile time? I ran a four thirty
Speaker 1: six mile back in the day. It's really good, but
Speaker 1: never could run more than like six miles? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean to do?
Speaker 2: Twenty six point two miles?
Speaker 3: Stand up again, Stand up again? Stand up all of you?
Speaker 2: Yes? Well, yeah, very good.
Speaker 1: Now did any of you like sort of do it
Speaker 1: like it wasn't to get the good time?
Speaker 2: Why are you still staying? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I I missed my window and now it's weird and
Speaker 3: now you kid, and now I have to say it.
Speaker 1: Flording over me. Did any of you kind of do
Speaker 1: it because you wanted it to be fun?
Speaker 2: You didn't care about the time. No, you all about
Speaker 2: the time. It's Germany. It's Germany. Very serious, It's very serious.
Speaker 3: You know what we're gonna say, and we might sound
Speaker 3: very stupid and American for this.
Speaker 2: A lot of rules here, a lot of.
Speaker 3: Rules, the crossing of the streets, the crossing of the streets,
Speaker 3: the you know. Today we went to a museum and
Speaker 3: Matt walked a little too close to the paintings and
Speaker 3: the alarm went off, and we got a little tongue lashing.
Speaker 1: The alarm went off, and I said, come on, I
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to touch the painting.
Speaker 2: I barely want to look at it.
Speaker 3: This is what Matt basically wanted to say to this man,
Speaker 3: like the security guard who came home.
Speaker 2: But he wanted to be like, beats it, beats it.
Speaker 1: I did want to say that you show. But then
Speaker 1: there was beautiful paintings on the lower beautiful. What was
Speaker 1: the name of the museum?
Speaker 3: We went to the Nous Nationalite National Gallery, the new
Speaker 3: National Gallery? Is that Frank Gary? Is that Frank Gary? No,
Speaker 3: we don't know, are you guys wooing?
Speaker 1: Because you fuck love that museum because you just know it,
Speaker 1: because they know it.
Speaker 2: And they love it. The light's coming up. Amazing, it
Speaker 2: was nice, it was great. Current events are happening as
Speaker 2: we speak. That's right. Did you guys hear we have
Speaker 2: a Super Bowl performer Usher? Usher?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: That was not a positive?
Speaker 3: This is this is an amazing sort of thing that
Speaker 3: you can't get on the internet because we need to
Speaker 3: do this in a live setting.
Speaker 2: It's a mixed response. I think in the real world
Speaker 2: you can't get this on the internet. You really can't
Speaker 2: because and this is we were in the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the two of us and our friend
Speaker 3: and you said, we have any super Bowl before?
Speaker 2: I said, and they both turned to me.
Speaker 1: They were so hopeful, and I said, it is Usher,
Speaker 1: and then Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm gonna do this to you. Hun.
Speaker 3: That's okay, he goes, what because I expecting a woman's name, and.
Speaker 2: But I forget that.
Speaker 3: These people they like to you know, it's to them
Speaker 3: genders of binary and they switch every year.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's like, we couldn't have
Speaker 2: Rihanna and then.
Speaker 1: Let's say Taylor switch, we gotta have Usher. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: seeing Usher in Las Vegas. Did I tell you this?
Speaker 2: That's amazing? So our friend, are it is? That wasn't
Speaker 2: a joke. I I don't know. That's all I heard it.
Speaker 1: I heard it to the horniest sluttiest show you could see.
Speaker 2: I mean he has to compete with Magic Mike, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's gotta like throw sex out there into
Speaker 3: your face.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's uncouth or untoward of me to
Speaker 1: say this, because it's actually in legal documents. I think
Speaker 1: Usher might be one of the most famous people with herpes.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: What about like like George Washington, I feel he can
Speaker 3: never be sure if he had herpes because they couldn't
Speaker 3: test for it at the time, and he's passed.
Speaker 2: He's passed. The expats are like, fuck, yeah, we know this.
Speaker 3: I didn't. Wasn't this a storyline on girls though? That
Speaker 3: like men can't really test for herpes.
Speaker 1: They can't test for V, which also is not true
Speaker 1: because I have HPV And how do you know from
Speaker 1: a test? My PCP primary care physician said you have
Speaker 1: HPV And that's a lot of stick.
Speaker 2: What was that not actually in my cock? In my asshole?
Speaker 1: But thanks for dragging that out of the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have Rechtel HPV.
Speaker 2: It's true. Can't it travel?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I would love for I think
Speaker 1: I can speak on behalf of us both. We'd love
Speaker 1: for one of you guys to fuck us tonight. Yea, no,
Speaker 1: only if you only if you're there's some clapping happening
Speaker 1: in the front round.
Speaker 2: I we got it. Why are you so shy? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm in my fruit era. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're such a slampo slomp bo or shlompo. What did
Speaker 1: you say title slompo? That's good?
Speaker 2: Wait? Can we say we both hooked up in London?
Speaker 3: I they love it, but we had different experiences.
Speaker 2: Say yours? Well? Mine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my mine's the bit of a it's a
Speaker 3: bit of a bummer. And so I'll say mine first
Speaker 3: and then we'll on a higher note because I think
Speaker 3: Matt had fun.
Speaker 2: But I whatever, it's this guy was so hot. Can
Speaker 2: I say what was the club? We were at the
Speaker 2: Glory and we Glory in London. Any of you gaze
Speaker 2: Dalston gaze in the audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So we were at the Glory in London
Speaker 1: and this guy he was really hot. He had a mustache,
Speaker 1: broad shoulders and Bowen Yang was talking to him with
Speaker 1: his arm draped over his shoulder, like this, get up,
Speaker 1: I'll show you. So this is this I'm Bowen and
Speaker 1: you're this you're the trade. Yeah, it's my move. I
Speaker 1: have a limp wress And it was lovely.
Speaker 3: And then and then I realized he was the one
Speaker 3: who kind of pointed it out. He was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I keep asking you questions about your career. He kept
Speaker 3: being like, what's it like to work at or he
Speaker 3: was like, you know, what was fire Island like to shoot?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it like you know all these things and like
Speaker 3: and like sho.
Speaker 2: Q And it was amazing. He was he and it's
Speaker 2: not an issue until like he.
Speaker 3: Is acknowledging that he is kind of he is making
Speaker 3: it feel like an interview, right, And I don't know,
Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with it. I was just like I
Speaker 3: was a little like worn out and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not really horny necessarily anymore.
Speaker 1: And I was for you, oh, thank you, because I
Speaker 1: wasn't talking another guy, right.
Speaker 2: You know what, though, there.
Speaker 1: Was a moment where my sister and I sort of
Speaker 1: met at the bar and he said, what do you think?
Speaker 1: And that's my impression of Bowen He's like, let's go,
Speaker 1: and I said, I think we should stay and have fun.
Speaker 1: And I looked at him in his eyes and I
Speaker 1: was like, if you don't fuck this man.
Speaker 3: This is the thing, though, This is this is this
Speaker 3: is the moral of Fire Island, the movie is that
Speaker 3: you cannot force your friends to fuck people if they
Speaker 3: don't want to, you know what I'm saying, if it
Speaker 3: hurts them emotionally. And I would have been hurt emotionally
Speaker 3: because he would have been like balls deep inside me
Speaker 3: asking about Miami nomination, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh and that wasn't me. No, that wasn't me, Brad.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no. That was that was just that was
Speaker 3: just the first thing that came to mind. Not this
Speaker 3: year though, not this year. Hey, that's okay.
Speaker 1: You know you you got bumped by uh jury duty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, James Morgan jury duty? Here agree. It makes a
Speaker 2: noise if you got a VP in at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's gonna VP? Who's popping the fuck off with
Speaker 1: their VPN? I love every time we talked to you
Speaker 1: guys in the house, lights come up. Can we just say,
Speaker 1: because I have a deep, dark question because the lights
Speaker 1: came up, and I see a lot of excited people,
Speaker 1: and I see some people that are like, who thought
Speaker 1: they were coming to like a general comedy show. Didn't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck it was? None of you so
Speaker 1: a lot of you were just kind of disappointed.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 1: So, speaking of Berghein, we sort of want to throw
Speaker 1: this to the crowd and keep the lights up.
Speaker 2: I like this, I like this vibe. Should we go okay?
Speaker 2: See we're getting a mix. Who thinks we should definitely go? Okay?
Speaker 2: So can you come up here? Yeah? Okay, yeah, give
Speaker 2: it up. We have an amazing volunteers coming up here.
Speaker 2: Is there there's a staircase to her.
Speaker 5: You're dressed for.
Speaker 2: Berghin, you're dressing star a way for you to get
Speaker 2: up here? No, you're scared of this? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so here, take the microphone here.
Speaker 1: And then and then we'll talk to you from what's
Speaker 1: so great about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's on, it's on that. Sorry, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: now that boone has two Emmy nominations. We get the
Speaker 1: mics turned on what's so great about Burghin?
Speaker 2: And what's your name? I'm Chris Christy.
Speaker 8: I am from from New York. I know that I
Speaker 8: might be biased, but I do think it's like the
Speaker 8: best club in the world. So that, yeah, like the
Speaker 8: hype is there for a reason, so you may as
Speaker 8: well try. If you don't get in, it's not the
Speaker 8: end of the world. There's a million other clubs. But like,
Speaker 8: I don't know, you're here, why not you.
Speaker 2: Think we should just go?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 2: It's the best club in the world.
Speaker 8: Like the Okay, So it's it's kind of everything. It's like,
Speaker 8: the crowd is amazing, the music is amazing. It's thumping
Speaker 8: techno in the main room, and then the upstairs bar
Speaker 8: is like a house, more like a house. Uh, it's
Speaker 8: called Panorama Bar, so you can you can start of switch,
Speaker 8: like pick your vibe and like kind of move around.
Speaker 8: The music is like best in class, and the sound
Speaker 8: system is amazing and you can have a normal conversation
Speaker 8: but you can also hear the music. It's like this
Speaker 8: whole thing in Berlin, but it's the best there really. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I guess that's.
Speaker 2: What I don't like about club culture is you can't
Speaker 2: total we can with the people there. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: And we have a friend who said that one time
Speaker 3: he went with the group and one of the girls
Speaker 3: brought the card game set.
Speaker 2: Do we know what set is? So it's like a
Speaker 2: matching game and it's whatever. It's it's very silly.
Speaker 3: And then out of nowhere, this girl starts to play
Speaker 3: set on the floor of Burke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could do.
Speaker 3: And then all these like cool she gas burliners were
Speaker 3: like gathering around me, like what are they playing?
Speaker 2: And meanwhile in the background there's like the best club
Speaker 2: music in the world, but not loud enough.
Speaker 8: So it's no, no, it is really loud, but they
Speaker 8: have it like perfectly engineered so that it's not like
Speaker 8: you can actually still connect with people. I think that's
Speaker 8: the best one of the best things about it.
Speaker 2: You made connections there. Yeah, are you with.
Speaker 8: Christy from New Yorkity? From me, I've been there a
Speaker 8: lot of times. I lived down the street. But I
Speaker 8: do think, like, if you're in Berlin, you may as well.
Speaker 8: But I will say they stopped letting people in four
Speaker 8: hours before the last DJ, which that's probably around midnight.
Speaker 2: So if you do go tonight, you gotta go, like
Speaker 2: I go, like, after this.
Speaker 3: Guys, the show's over, Yeah, we gotta go. Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: you live down the street. Yeah, you live in the
Speaker 3: Mercedes Benz Arena.
Speaker 1: No, no, I lived the other way to talk, I can,
Speaker 1: I ask, is the Mercedes Benzerena like sort of that
Speaker 1: girl here? Yeah, like I saw Taylor's gonna perform there
Speaker 1: when she comes. She would never come to Berlin.
Speaker 2: Never come to Berlin.
Speaker 8: It's too small. The Mercedes Benz is only like I
Speaker 8: think seventeen thousand and when those like we saw Beyonce
Speaker 8: and Hamburg because she didn't come to Berlin because our
Speaker 8: biggest stadium isn't big enough. What I don't know how
Speaker 8: to explain it, but Hamburg has this giant football stadium,
Speaker 8: so a lot of the big people go there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Berlin, who's like the biggest artistic come to Berlin?
Speaker 1: Like Pink, No, no, no no, because we were walking
Speaker 1: by because in order to get to the Starbucks here,
Speaker 1: you know, I have to the Mercedes Arena, so everyone
Speaker 1: knows in order to get to the Starbucks you have
Speaker 1: to walk past Mercedes Benz and and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is like pink.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I saw last week Fred again.
Speaker 2: I love Fred again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he played last Tuesday at the Mercedes Benz Arena.
Speaker 2: So Pink is going to Hamburg. No, no, she's too big,
Speaker 2: Like that would be too big, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I also I also saw.
Speaker 5: Like Lizzo and Sizza.
Speaker 3: At the bench, where do they go? The benine makes sense?
Speaker 3: And Fred again play the same side.
Speaker 2: I know it's weird, but huge here, huge here because
Speaker 2: you do love to go, like yeah, like y'all have
Speaker 2: to go. We lost.
Speaker 6: I was like, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: But it was fun, okay, yeah.
Speaker 8: But yeah, I would say yeah berkhun like And again,
Speaker 8: if you don't get in, it's not under the world.
Speaker 8: There are a million other clubs, but if you're here,
Speaker 8: you may as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So that's amazing.
Speaker 8: Like low risk, high reward. That's how I always feel
Speaker 8: about it. But again I live down the street. So
Speaker 8: if I don't get and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I see it next week. We live in the
Speaker 2: United States, that's high probably, but no.
Speaker 1: I mean not.
Speaker 8: It depends on where you're staying. But if you're you know,
Speaker 8: it's working at Hampton.
Speaker 2: That's near it. Which is near it? It's on the
Speaker 2: East Side Gallery. Now it's Eastide Gallery.
Speaker 8: Did you walk there on you gotta go?
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't know it was so close.
Speaker 3: It's very close on our side of the wall, you know,
Speaker 3: so it's on our side of the wall.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know if I know. Are
Speaker 2: you going tonight when we see you there?
Speaker 8: No, I actually went out really hard last night.
Speaker 2: I really are last night. Thank you for coming up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's somebody where run the marathon, so yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, there's multiple types of Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you make any connections last night?
Speaker 6: I did not.
Speaker 8: The crowd was like a little too basic, but it
Speaker 8: was really fun.
Speaker 2: Look around. Hey, do you want to make connections here tonight?
Speaker 2: There's so hot.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for my two friends back then. I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, yeah, everyone's like good looking. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: good to know.
Speaker 9: Give me for Christie.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Christie, give it for Christy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: One last sort of like addendum to the burghind conversation
Speaker 3: we want to do is we want to play a
Speaker 3: game with our wonderful DJ DJ Alias Error.
Speaker 2: Give it up, Give it up for DJ Alias Air.
Speaker 2: Can I say now I like being down here? Okay,
Speaker 2: you like being down here? I'll stay up.
Speaker 3: We're gonna give give bubbles yeah, okay, so we're gonna
Speaker 3: play a little game where just off of not off
Speaker 3: wardrobe off vibes alone, would we get into Berghine if
Speaker 3: you were working the door.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just try this. So let's just like both
Speaker 2: like that. We're going together. Let's let's go in together.
Speaker 1: Just for background, we were told a few things. You
Speaker 1: can't be loud, you can't just speak English. Those are
Speaker 1: the two main things about us.
Speaker 2: And you can't what is it. You literally can't go
Speaker 2: up to the person at the door.
Speaker 1: And be like, yeah, all right, so here's us trying
Speaker 1: to be cool. Okay, hey, hi shit fuck hi hey hello.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, well we're gonna go. We're gonna go.
Speaker 2: I think I know what we did wrong. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we did what we said we wouldn't do. We said, hey,
Speaker 2: we were loud, we spoke English. All right, ready, here's
Speaker 2: here it is. We're really trying to get it. Hello,
Speaker 2: slamp nine, damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I know what happened there, you straight up? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let me take the lead this okay, uh.
Speaker 2: Sy sy sy it's my Ghaki's isn't it. Well? We tried.
Speaker 3: Everyone give it up for dj Alias there. Thank you
Speaker 3: for being a good sport about that.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have the Real Housewives here?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know the Real Housewives is TWT Lake City.
Speaker 1: Guess who made these pants? Brooks marks?
Speaker 2: They're good? Not for nothing, these are good pants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell I got a m mine because
Speaker 3: I got short, short legs. But that's but that's part
Speaker 3: of the style, right. It looks it looks great on you.
Speaker 3: You've got great legs for pants.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that. You've never said that to
Speaker 1: me before, and I've been waiting for it. I've been
Speaker 1: waiting my whole life for a mo one to just
Speaker 1: tell me one compliment that I have good legs for pants.
Speaker 3: We we've been rewatching the same episode of Salt Lake
Speaker 3: City for the past week, which is this week's next episode.
Speaker 3: You're embarrassing yourself when you don't anything you do.
Speaker 2: I do own myself married. What do you need to
Speaker 2: grow up? You called me pornography? What Heather? What does
Speaker 2: she call me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You guys know it. It's you couldn't write that I
Speaker 2: am the hostess of this dinner.
Speaker 8: Leave.
Speaker 2: I mean, all of them are operating at a ten.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, you know, Speaking of going over to the service, yes,
Speaker 1: and asking them for help. We went to the Soho
Speaker 1: House today and we thought we could, you know, sort
Speaker 1: of go there and have like an enjoyable meal. But
Speaker 1: am I gonna get your membership revoked if I say this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 3: We did have an enjoyable meal because we made great
Speaker 3: friends with our server and we struck up conversation. We
Speaker 3: told her we had to show tonight and we invited
Speaker 3: her to come. Basically, so everyone, basically.
Speaker 1: Today we didn't have much success with the server, but
Speaker 1: we think that by bringing her out tonight it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: A lot better. So everyone give it up for our
Speaker 2: server from Soho House. Hey, this is our.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: This is her.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Hi, how are you ma'am man? No? Hold, we
Speaker 2: wanted to get hold on miscomp We didn't order that.
Speaker 9: That's your fruit.
Speaker 2: Oh we we didn't order the fruit, but thank you.
Speaker 2: We haven't ordered yet at all.
Speaker 9: Oh do you guys want to order?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we put it in order for like a limeless
Speaker 3: squalkomole like two hours ago.
Speaker 6: Is that okay?
Speaker 4: You ordered the walkam only no lime because the seasoning
Speaker 4: you have to pay extra for if you have a
Speaker 4: house at Soho House.
Speaker 9: In Germany. We do Mexican food.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 9: Oh you guys seem cool. Where are you guys from?
Speaker 2: I have to go Oh.
Speaker 1: No, what.
Speaker 3: Way?
Speaker 5: I was acting?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I was acting. Did you know it
Speaker 9: was me? Even though I was an actress?
Speaker 2: No, no one new.
Speaker 9: I transformed into the park.
Speaker 1: You transformed into the Sudia is here with us on
Speaker 1: our Euroad trip. Now I want to know what are
Speaker 1: your big impressions of brilinsa farm? Because how many days
Speaker 1: have you been here?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 9: Three whole days before you guys showed up. This is
Speaker 9: my fourth day.
Speaker 2: I'm an expert roses thorns.
Speaker 4: Okay, my rose is that people will be walking around
Speaker 4: with a Heineken like it's a bottle of water. Heinekens
Speaker 4: are the Stanley Cups of Berlin. Yeah, I went to
Speaker 4: San Souci in potts Dam, had my little because these
Speaker 4: they would never go.
Speaker 2: I would, Yeah, you would go, I would? What is it?
Speaker 9: And then also a big palace, right, it's a commute
Speaker 9: on a train.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a palace.
Speaker 9: It's a palace. It's a beautiful palace.
Speaker 1: Anyway, stuff today on the train, when I realized there
Speaker 1: was noising there, it was like, so I.
Speaker 9: Guess what was going on?
Speaker 4: Kind of like a regional like commuter rail and there's
Speaker 4: just like this mom with a big ass backpack and
Speaker 4: she is just like breaks open, not like the normal.
Speaker 9: Beer, but like the big beer. She's just like fuck it.
Speaker 9: I was like, this needs to happen more. This is amazing.
Speaker 4: Like you're going home from work, you buy the beer
Speaker 4: in the train station and you get a little not
Speaker 4: even a buzz, like you take the edge off before
Speaker 4: you go home, and you have to make dinner.
Speaker 9: It's a perfect system. So that's my rose and that's
Speaker 9: what I'm going to take.
Speaker 5: With me on this trip.
Speaker 2: Is drinking in public Back in the States.
Speaker 4: Is mom's with backpacks getting a little little tipsy on
Speaker 4: the train.
Speaker 5: My thorn is.
Speaker 9: Do It's actually not a thorn, it's question do you
Speaker 9: have to pay for the train?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 9: I have walked on every train.
Speaker 6: I haven't paid. Of God to.
Speaker 1: Say, we thought it was socialism? Everyone does it all?
Speaker 9: Do you pay?
Speaker 2: When?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 5: We have answers yes, but they don't do that.
Speaker 9: Wait wait he's saying no. They're saying no, we were
Speaker 9: on the ooh ooh, on the underground.
Speaker 2: Something kind of ooh something kind of o so but
Speaker 2: then how but then they do this often.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's gonna happen? If we didn't pay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: be arrested. Okay, So so who's gonna arrest us you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So we had a plan in case someone was gonna
Speaker 3: come check our tickets and we would have been link
Speaker 3: we we would have been like.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're so sorry, Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: so sorry. We would have pretended to be so dumb
Speaker 1: gay an American, A pretend that's that's check check check.
Speaker 9: I love it here.
Speaker 2: I'm moving here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna move here. I'm going to move here.
Speaker 4: Except German will not stick in my hand. I was
Speaker 4: playing dual lingo for like a week before I got here,
Speaker 4: and I can't remember how to say this is how
Speaker 4: I think you say bye.
Speaker 9: Some it's juice.
Speaker 6: It's juice, je jez?
Speaker 2: Does it have to be that high head? Juice? Is
Speaker 2: it like tonally chee?
Speaker 9: It's a tonal language. I just won't stick in my head.
Speaker 4: But I think if I really well, this is also
Speaker 4: me at every coffee shop where, like you know, I
Speaker 4: try and be like.
Speaker 9: A good tourist and I like learn my six words.
Speaker 4: So they're like, she made an effort because I think
Speaker 4: people are giving me a grade in every single situation.
Speaker 10: And I really needed to be an a and so
Speaker 10: I hope to the people and I'm like hi, or
Speaker 10: I go like hello, and then I was like cappuccino, bitta,
Speaker 10: and then they say something back to me in German.
Speaker 11: They're like sorry, and then they go in perfect English, Yeah,
Speaker 11: we don't have to do this, Yeah, just go or
Speaker 11: for here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what I know form de lingo does,
Speaker 2: pot does apphoist and schlumper is that I can get.
Speaker 3: I can get like the tongue placement right, but I
Speaker 3: can't like the VOGUEA is the toughest part.
Speaker 2: I don't like doing this. We gotta okay, you don't
Speaker 2: have to do it. Can I say one thing I
Speaker 2: say is beyond many We were we were saying.
Speaker 3: We were saying that, like Matt doesn't know how to
Speaker 3: say like welcome in different languages. And then he this
Speaker 3: is his attempt at yelmy, at French if they don't
Speaker 3: even want to fuck me anymore, that one was so
Speaker 3: excited about sucking me before.
Speaker 9: My favorite thing when Matt isn't a country?
Speaker 4: Is that he learns the sounds and then it's just
Speaker 4: like strong and wrong, just all the way through extremely
Speaker 4: confident sounds.
Speaker 2: I communicate via winks and shoulder shrugs like.
Speaker 9: It's I don't know my words, but I know my
Speaker 9: heart international.
Speaker 2: And with that hug, with that hug.
Speaker 1: So this is a really special night. When we thought
Speaker 1: about who we'd want to have on the show, like
Speaker 1: we couldn't have scored a better guess we really could.
Speaker 2: Not, We really couldn't have It makes complete sense.
Speaker 3: As soon as we knew we could have her on,
Speaker 3: it was like, yes, whatever she wants, I will do
Speaker 3: whatever it.
Speaker 2: Takes to get this person. But one offer it off
Speaker 2: his body and they declined. But god, she's a fucking
Speaker 2: legend in every way.
Speaker 3: We saw her live this summer and then me and
Speaker 3: Josh Sharp, friend of the pod, Josh Sharp, we said.
Speaker 2: Peaches invented everything. Peaches invented everything.
Speaker 3: Like literally, like all these fucking girlies thinking about their
Speaker 3: pussy and tits right now, have herd a thing, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So we're so excited to have her. She's a fucking icon.
Speaker 2: Everyone give it up for.
Speaker 6: I give it.
Speaker 2: It's a good night. It is how you doing?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: This one is a moment of time and you changed
Speaker 2: into this. Look Oh my god, char Trus. Yeah, are
Speaker 2: we calling it chartreuse? Oh?
Speaker 5: Is that the color?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm coloring?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I like that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Am I color blind? Church Trus? Does that feel accurate?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: We're incure about color?
Speaker 3: Everybody? I don't know what's going on. I'm being insecure
Speaker 3: about color. Oh my god, I'm like not confident about color.
Speaker 5: I see that.
Speaker 9: Ah, Like, isn't this another thing for burk kind It's.
Speaker 2: Like you cannot dress like that? Well, yeah you could. No.
Speaker 12: I showed up at Bert Kine once I went to
Speaker 12: the door and they said, oh, are you still alive?
Speaker 2: And then what did you say?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm right in front of your goddamn face.
Speaker 2: I mean we're still on the fence about going today.
Speaker 5: Well I'll tell you why not to go. Okay, because
Speaker 5: you can't go to the bathroom there?
Speaker 2: Wait? Really true, Christie.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I'm gonna tell you way too much information.
Speaker 12: I've paid, I've feed in many garbage.
Speaker 2: Cans there perfect, No, you can't get in.
Speaker 12: People are doing drugs and having sex, which is fine,
Speaker 12: but you can't go to the bathroom there because people
Speaker 12: are doing drugs, having sex and there.
Speaker 1: But there should be I feel like at a club
Speaker 1: situation where you know there's gonna be a situation where
Speaker 1: like many of the stalls are occupied by drugs and sex.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's have like, first of all, burn it
Speaker 1: all down, no male female restarooms have This is the binary.
Speaker 1: Instead one bathroom is for drugs and fucking one bathroom
Speaker 1: is for pissing.
Speaker 5: And you know what, you know what would happen?
Speaker 12: What everybody would be doing drugs and having sex. Yeah,
Speaker 12: like great, another place to do drugs and have sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the line will get real long for the
Speaker 2: drugs and sex. One. That's what it is.
Speaker 3: And as soon as you designate a place to do
Speaker 3: drugs and have sex, people aren't gonna want to do
Speaker 3: this thing, right exactly.
Speaker 5: Bring your own porta potty, that's it.
Speaker 2: Bring your own diaper life.
Speaker 5: Diaper life could be a good moment for diaper life.
Speaker 2: Where we go if we showed up to the line
Speaker 2: and a diaper, I think we would get in. What
Speaker 2: do you think I mean?
Speaker 4: I once went to Burkhein and then left off to
Speaker 4: half an hour because I needed to use the toilet and.
Speaker 3: Wow, after waiting in line for hours, and that's real
Speaker 3: priority sort of setting.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, like I'm going to piss and shit,
Speaker 2: thanks very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care that you know Lakitu is here
Speaker 3: or Fred again is here. I'm going to piss and
Speaker 3: shit at my home. Ultimately it becomes your home. Yeah, listen.
Speaker 1: One of my biggest questions for you, based on what
Speaker 1: many would consider your biggest song, can you fuck the
Speaker 1: pain away?
Speaker 5: That is very personal? How dare you ask me that?
Speaker 2: Because I'm wondering myself.
Speaker 5: You can keep trying? Yeah, just keep trying, Yeah, trying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not Ultimately, I guess you would die
Speaker 1: trying if you kept trying to fuck the pain away.
Speaker 1: I feel like when I'm sad and I try to
Speaker 1: fuck the pain away, I become more sad.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling now? When the heat really is cute?
Speaker 5: Right the second seed, He's like it's me, He's like
Speaker 5: they're talking about me.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like, where did the song come from?
Speaker 12: Literally it came literally Actually it's it's I was thinking
Speaker 12: about Pat Benattar, not in a sexual way, but I
Speaker 12: was thinking about you're a real tough cookie with a
Speaker 12: long history of breaking little hearts like you wanted me,
Speaker 12: which is the wrong lyrics actually, which is breaking little
Speaker 12: hots like the one it But anyway, I was like
Speaker 12: breaking little hearts like you want, sucking on my titties
Speaker 12: like you. I don't know what, it's just tail, and
Speaker 12: it just started going. I really don't know where fuck
Speaker 12: the pain away. I was in a sad place, but
Speaker 12: I didn't want to be in a sad place, so
Speaker 12: it was like, I'm not gonna be in that sad place.
Speaker 2: Fuck the pain away? Got it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I don't think there is a sort of
Speaker 3: phrasing that just flows off the tongue more easily than
Speaker 3: sucking on my titties like you wanted me?
Speaker 2: Calling me all it just comes out, It.
Speaker 12: Flows wait all the time, like check out mine my
Speaker 12: blonde deep Chrissy was gonna play here.
Speaker 2: The Pretenders are playing here in two days. That's what
Speaker 2: we were saying.
Speaker 5: We're the only ones who came.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I feel like I stepped peaches up backstage.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Christy are the Pretenders?
Speaker 5: And then she's amazing.
Speaker 2: She's amazing, But anyway.
Speaker 3: I feel like the pain Away and is one of
Speaker 3: those songs that just the second you hear, it's staying
Speaker 3: with you for life, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like herpies, I've stained you all. Yeah, and thank you
Speaker 2: for the staining.
Speaker 3: Glitter in the club, Glitter forever, forever, forever. We talk
Speaker 3: about the downsides of glitter. Actually, that's come up on
Speaker 3: the podcast several times, the downsides of glitter?
Speaker 2: Does glitter happen at Berghein? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, did he play the movie at Berghin? Do they
Speaker 3: play glitter the film there? Because that would be fun?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: That schmootz.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is that?
Speaker 11: What is this?
Speaker 3: Shoots Shoots Shoots, shoots shoots Shootz.
Speaker 5: You had that d bat Shmootz. It's the big gay club,
Speaker 5: the big queer gay.
Speaker 2: Club within Burghine.
Speaker 5: No, by gig, I'm saying glitter will happen at shoot.
Speaker 2: I we're so stupid.
Speaker 1: So you're saying it's like and and forgive me, but
Speaker 1: you're saying Schootz is more like the faggy gay club
Speaker 1: where the gay guys are gonna get glitter play.
Speaker 9: You're gonna get in, you're gonna get into.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is a true story.
Speaker 12: And my boyfriend can back me up because he used
Speaker 12: to do a party there called Doing the Most.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm gonna go visit my boyfriend's
Speaker 5: party and I rock up. I'm like kind of peaches.
Speaker 5: They didn't know. They're like who It's like literally the
Speaker 5: iconic gay club, and they didn't know who I was.
Speaker 2: They were like, you're not Carly Mino.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: We saw you this summer at Ladyland, which is this
Speaker 3: big gay party in Brooklyn during Pride, and god, you
Speaker 3: had such an amazing set. You came out dressed to
Speaker 3: what like, you know, your backup dances were like hairy pussies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you came out in this gorgeous like neutral,
Speaker 3: like kind of.
Speaker 5: Yetty hairy six tits.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There was a lot of sagina. Tit yeah, vagina, Yeah,
Speaker 5: tit vagina was it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Tit vagina vagina.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was like a little titmerkin.
Speaker 2: Titmkin.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love that, yeah, tit Mrkin.
Speaker 5: And it was great because it's very you know, like
Speaker 5: it's functional. Of course, it's functional and performative.
Speaker 12: You know, you can take off hairy parts, leave parts
Speaker 12: of boobies, on very.
Speaker 9: Function of the mercan beyond esthetic or is it just art?
Speaker 12: It was it backing when mercans in the I don't
Speaker 12: even know when. Was it the Victorian when they.
Speaker 2: Couldn't let's say it was the Victoria.
Speaker 12: Yeah, back in the Victorian age when I don't really
Speaker 12: know what it was, but you know they they would
Speaker 12: shave the hair because they couldn't.
Speaker 5: Like bathe, They couldn't bathe, and then they put merkans
Speaker 5: on top. Right, Am I making of history? Or is
Speaker 5: this this is really what it was?
Speaker 9: But we all know what American is, right, is a
Speaker 9: wig for your pussy.
Speaker 5: I used to have them as I used to have merch, merch, merch.
Speaker 9: It was merch. And it's like, you know, if you're
Speaker 9: pussy bald or not bald, and it's sits. We're going
Speaker 9: to demonstrate for you. It's it's right there so you
Speaker 9: can have the fantasy.
Speaker 2: I love this. We all found the rhythm so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, I'm actually I just disassociated and started to
Speaker 1: really enjoy this.
Speaker 9: And when you do that, do you feel like you
Speaker 9: have a vagina? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't no, But in terms of American I would
Speaker 1: imagine some it's gotta be a little.
Speaker 2: Bit for warmth. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know it as a warmth item, but that
Speaker 5: makes sense.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think anyone's ever with the vagina has
Speaker 3: ever been like God, I wish it were warmer down there.
Speaker 9: Literally, you check the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: And I'm proud of you, thank you, thank you, proud
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 9: Because it's not. I've never thought my pussy is cold.
Speaker 4: I thought, oh, my nips are cold, and my pussy
Speaker 4: could cook an egg. Yeah, and it probably is, and
Speaker 4: that's why I should freeze them.
Speaker 2: We talked WGA, you know w g A.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is why we strike all right, this is
Speaker 4: a fun fact. The Writer's Guild of America will pay
Speaker 4: for your egg freezing in the United States of America.
Speaker 2: Move back. If you just think they're okay, they're good.
Speaker 4: If you check the there a box that says that
Speaker 4: you're infertile, which they don't, and I have some good
Speaker 4: authority they don't follow up on. And they will give
Speaker 4: you a debit card with thirty thousand dollars on it,
Speaker 4: and you show up to the hospital and.
Speaker 9: You just swipe it like every step of the way
Speaker 9: and you tap it.
Speaker 6: This is why we strike.
Speaker 2: This is why we strike.
Speaker 3: Give it up babies for all, or you can live
Speaker 3: in Berlin and get free healthcare.
Speaker 2: Oh so that no, no, sort of sort of speaking
Speaker 2: of health endangerment.
Speaker 1: So another thing that was happening at your show at
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Pride where we saw you was you begin to
Speaker 1: CrowdSurf and we were all very excited. But then the
Speaker 1: harsh reality of crowdsurfing sort of came in, which is
Speaker 1: that you I walk.
Speaker 5: On teethle you walk on people, wat crowd, a crowd
Speaker 5: walk on them.
Speaker 1: But you sort of like so, for example, if I
Speaker 1: were to sort of just like walk off the stage
Speaker 1: right now, I'd have to trust you guy I've been
Speaker 1: for with sort of all night.
Speaker 5: He was ready, he was gonna catch you, I know.
Speaker 1: But also like what happened to you when you tried
Speaker 1: you couldn't trust your own fans.
Speaker 12: I mean, I do it every night, and what did
Speaker 12: you have to say to the well every night I
Speaker 12: have to say, like hello, I'm in front of your face,
Speaker 12: put down your phone, yeah, because they're like, you can't
Speaker 12: be taking pictures of me crowd walking if you don't
Speaker 12: use your hands they help me crowd walk, because then
Speaker 12: I won't be walking, I'll be on the ground, and
Speaker 12: then they would have killed Peaches, yes, or embarrassed. Yeah right,
Speaker 12: I embarrassed New York. If you're doing this every night,
Speaker 12: every night, then this is a huge thing for you
Speaker 12: to like just trust complete strangers.
Speaker 2: I feel, yes, is it not?
Speaker 12: It is, especially when you're at festivals and it's like
Speaker 12: the European burning Man thing where they don't announce who's playing,
Speaker 12: so people don't really know you and they're high off
Speaker 12: their asses and they have no.
Speaker 5: Idea that your foot's a foot and they're just.
Speaker 6: Like, whoa.
Speaker 2: I'm very surreal because I got kind of like turned on.
Speaker 2: I will say when you in Brooklyn, you were like,
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 1: Don't doubt your fucking phone, I'm gonna fall and die.
Speaker 3: And it was like so it was like so raw,
Speaker 3: and it was like, yeah, I like anger in general,
Speaker 3: but I'll take anger. Oh yeah, yeah, I love you
Speaker 3: angry love me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really thick?
Speaker 6: Okay, Peaches and are about.
Speaker 2: Canadians, so it's like, this is the outlet. Do we
Speaker 2: have any Canadians here? Wow? Quite a few.
Speaker 5: How's it going?
Speaker 4: Eh?
Speaker 2: How's it going? He did you go to Marine Land
Speaker 2: as a kid?
Speaker 12: No, but I can sing the theme song marine Niagara,
Speaker 12: Niagara Falls, Ontario. Wonderful play for you to go Marineland Niagara.
Speaker 1: There are people who are really reacting. Wait, because who
Speaker 1: else knew it? There was someone over there that was like.
Speaker 2: Your shook.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm a million years old.
Speaker 12: Nobody knows that version. They're like, I know about like
Speaker 12: from the eighties. I know it from like nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1: Jingles like that back again though Marineland, Like see I
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, I confess that I don't know that version.
Speaker 2: But this is the marine jingle that I know at
Speaker 2: Niagara Falls on Terrio. Marineland is the place to go?
Speaker 7: Was fred esteem and did them everyone marine Land?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 9: Wait, you were sticking really good.
Speaker 3: No not, I didn't stick the landing at the end, Bowen,
Speaker 3: that's a sort It was a very difficult key you chose.
Speaker 2: And you nailed it.
Speaker 6: You did you?
Speaker 2: So I did it. I prove I crowd gorgeous voice,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: But then at the end of your set you sang
Speaker 3: a cover of Private Dancer by Tina Turner, and it
Speaker 3: was it was truly incredible because like we we thought
Speaker 3: this that was over. So people started to leave and
Speaker 3: then you started singing Private Dancer and everyone froze and
Speaker 3: they were like, what the fuck is she doing?
Speaker 2: Is she Oh my god? And it was I mean
Speaker 2: we were all in tears. It was incredible.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, and your voice on Private Dancer was
Speaker 1: so incredible too.
Speaker 2: I mean it was just like, Tina is the legend.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, give it up for Tina europe
Speaker 1: Zone for the last years of her life.
Speaker 2: What's it, I said, europe own for the last years
Speaker 2: of her life.
Speaker 5: I went to see Tina the Musical. Have you seen
Speaker 5: Tina the Musical?
Speaker 2: You know what's funny?
Speaker 1: The three of us were actually supposed to see it
Speaker 1: for my birthday on March eighth, and right it was
Speaker 1: but it was like right when.
Speaker 2: The pandemic hit, but the three of us were gonna
Speaker 2: go and then we never got to go. Was good?
Speaker 5: I went in London, yeah, like, yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 6: It was so good.
Speaker 2: It was so so good.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to see it in Germany because I
Speaker 5: don't want to see it in German.
Speaker 3: Right, So is this a thing that happens in Europe
Speaker 3: where if it's outside of let's say the UK, they
Speaker 3: will do it in the regional language.
Speaker 12: Yes, got it, And it's not what I want to see.
Speaker 12: I don't want I want to see Tina Turner in English. Yeah,
Speaker 12: they'll probably sing all the songs in English, but all
Speaker 12: the dialogue will be in German.
Speaker 2: And then I see, I see it's private answer your
Speaker 2: favorite Tina, I would imagine.
Speaker 5: I know I have so many favorites. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: we don't need any Oh wow, so good and come
Speaker 5: on all the children say.
Speaker 9: Never, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Honestly, that is beyond Thunderdome. Oh my god, have you
Speaker 1: guys ever seen that Tina is the villain? Do yourself
Speaker 1: a favor? Because like Tina was serving acting. She was
Speaker 1: one of those like artists that like could literally do everything,
Speaker 1: but was like nah, she was like, she didn't give
Speaker 1: you as much acting as she was capable of.
Speaker 2: She was just Tina. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm gonna give you a taste of
Speaker 1: my star quality in all these areas and then dip
Speaker 1: and then in the last twenty years of her life
Speaker 1: she was like I'm here like hanging out, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm finally happy.
Speaker 2: In the documentary, Yeah, she was a Buddhist, right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, but she you know, Mick Jagger got everything
Speaker 12: from Tina Turner, right, you know, yeah, like an asshole.
Speaker 1: No no, but like she's one of those artists like
Speaker 1: every modern artist has taken from Tina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Hey, does this claim that I made before
Speaker 3: you came on to the stage ring true to you
Speaker 3: at all?
Speaker 2: I do feel like there is so much o to
Speaker 2: you and you're you don't have to like claim this.
Speaker 3: As like a debt or anything, but it's like, I
Speaker 3: feel like you broke open this thing for so many
Speaker 3: artists right where it's like it's about it's they're not
Speaker 3: singing about their body parts in this lude way, they're
Speaker 3: singing about like gender, they're singing about like the politics
Speaker 3: of gender.
Speaker 2: They're saying about all these different things.
Speaker 3: And I feel like you really works someone who like
Speaker 3: innovated on that, like you were the first person I feel.
Speaker 2: And do you know what?
Speaker 5: This weekend is twenty years of Fatherfucker my.
Speaker 2: Second album, Wow Fucker, congrats amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ugh, it's called Fatherfucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Why why don't we say that? Why don't we
Speaker 2: say that? As a culture? I say it, I just
Speaker 2: don't say it. In public.
Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah, better start now.
Speaker 1: I'm about the word I wish, uh not my own father, Daddy's.
Speaker 1: I have been really into daddy porn lately.
Speaker 2: Is this a good segue? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, what do you think of like the like because
Speaker 1: it really feels like in the past ten years or
Speaker 1: so like sexual frankness and like mainstream pop music and
Speaker 1: like I'll never forget like obviously, like Janet was doing
Speaker 1: it in the nineties, you know, Madonna has always been
Speaker 1: there doing it, like but then I feel like Beyonce's
Speaker 1: self titled album, that's when she was talking about like
Speaker 1: you know, turn the cherry out and everything, like it
Speaker 1: just feels like now it's like a really fixed part
Speaker 1: of pop music. Even these girls who are like you know,
Speaker 1: relatively young, are talking about themselves and like getting off
Speaker 1: in a way that feels like really powerful and emboldened.
Speaker 1: But I wonder like if you do feel some responsibility
Speaker 1: for it. But like you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: like some like are you proud of these girls?
Speaker 5: I am all for it. I'm there for it. I'm
Speaker 5: so excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get off girls, I'm into it. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 9: Do you think that there is any like taboos left
Speaker 9: in music or do you think that we've now just
Speaker 9: have to it's weird.
Speaker 5: It depends where you are.
Speaker 12: It's still contextual, or like, yeah, it's weird. It's still
Speaker 12: taboo in a way even though it's pop. It's it's
Speaker 12: so strange that it's like both does that make.
Speaker 9: It tax It depends on the audience.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Completely.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's become more political now, Like it's
Speaker 1: almost like sexuality in music is like an accepted thing,
Speaker 1: like candor in that way is just like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what we talk about whatever. And now it's like people
Speaker 1: would get more up in arms and more like have
Speaker 1: their pearls clushed if like you made some sort of
Speaker 1: like political message that like fuck people up.
Speaker 12: Right, like to be more just straight out directly political, right,
Speaker 12: or would people just shut off? Like that's almost why
Speaker 12: I did what I did, you know, to give human
Speaker 12: to it, to give fun to give.
Speaker 2: Like don't.
Speaker 3: It really is this thing where it might not have
Speaker 3: taken off in this way for other people if you
Speaker 3: hadn't been so funny about it. Because I think my
Speaker 3: favorite couplet, like in like any genre I think about
Speaker 3: this always is I think it's didn't rub where you go.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good on an edible. I'm out.
Speaker 3: If the hole is forgettable. I'm out if the whole
Speaker 3: is that's a rule of culture. That's rule of culture.
Speaker 3: What's a hole?
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good on an edible. I'm out If the
Speaker 1: whole is forgettable, period.
Speaker 3: So good, that's poetry. I am out if the hole
Speaker 3: is forgettable, because it's hard for a hole to be
Speaker 3: A whole is like the mac and Cheese of body parts.
Speaker 3: It's it's hard to fuck it up.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? I think, Oh, I think a
Speaker 2: whole is incredibly easy to fuck up. I'm saying.
Speaker 9: You're saying a hole is a whole.
Speaker 3: A hole is like everyone's excited for a hole, and
Speaker 3: if your hole is forgettable, then it has to be
Speaker 3: pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There is that thing of like when you're like
Speaker 1: psyched up for sex and you're just like, it's the
Speaker 1: hole and it really doesn't matter what the condition of
Speaker 1: the hole is.
Speaker 2: It's kind of just like I'm cross eyed gooning, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So you'd have to be really kind of like I'm
Speaker 1: not really liking this for the hole to ruin it up.
Speaker 1: But you're out of the holes forgettable.
Speaker 5: I'm just thinking about mac and cheese. Oh really I am.
Speaker 5: I love mac and had.
Speaker 2: Mac and cheese the other day at Soha House London.
Speaker 12: You did.
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 5: Do you just go to Soho House?
Speaker 2: From Soho House like it's the hard rock Calf teaches, Yes,
Speaker 2: it does. It's awful. But wait, what would make a
Speaker 2: whole forgettable for you? Purl taste?
Speaker 12: It rhymes with edible Okay, okay, okay, but it's.
Speaker 2: A perfect rhyme. It's a perfect thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm not cited a lot, so I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've never forgotten it. We have the bibliography, yeah,
Speaker 3: the whole lyrics. We asked this question all of our guests. Yes,
Speaker 3: so Peaches, this is the question that is the lost
Speaker 3: culturalist's question. It is what is the culture that made
Speaker 3: you say culture is for me? This is like the
Speaker 3: formative pop cultural thing.
Speaker 2: It can be like the culture of.
Speaker 3: Your community or like anything and your upbringing that moved
Speaker 3: you into this sort of cultural direction that main Peaches Peaches,
Speaker 3: I think it was more.
Speaker 5: Just questioning things like.
Speaker 12: Looking at cultural mainstream and saying why is that mainstream?
Speaker 5: I don't relate to it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so it was like, I don't understand why am
Speaker 12: I singing along with these certain lyrics? Why am I
Speaker 12: watching this movie from this point of view that I
Speaker 12: don't feel is my point of view?
Speaker 5: But I like the movie, I like this song. How
Speaker 5: can I switch it around so that I feel that
Speaker 5: I am included?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: That is like the queer way of looking at anything.
Speaker 4: Right, That's like a movie or a song that comes
Speaker 4: to mind that you're like home that what about a
Speaker 4: hole that you were like?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, well I always like to use the Rod
Speaker 12: stupid like I remember I was born in like.
Speaker 5: Eighteen forty two, so.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well it's just like a Rod Stewart song where
Speaker 12: it's like, don't say a word, my virgin child, spread
Speaker 12: your wings and let me come inside you like just
Speaker 12: stuff like that. Why you know, like why I used
Speaker 12: to sing along with that? Or you know big leg
Speaker 12: a woman ain't got no soul?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: Just like, think, what am I singing along?
Speaker 3: We don't question that? Usually most people don't question that.
Speaker 3: I certainly have stopped.
Speaker 2: I'll sing along.
Speaker 12: To anything I love, Like I'm like a karaoke junkie,
Speaker 12: you know, and I'll sing along to that stuff.
Speaker 5: But also I was really, wait, why am I what
Speaker 5: is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I watched an interview of you saying that
Speaker 3: your first like moment of performing was singing.
Speaker 2: Can I say this?
Speaker 9: I think it's no, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: It was like you were at someone's like butt mits versus.
Speaker 12: It was Michael Besson's Barmits Run, New York, where most
Speaker 12: of my family lives.
Speaker 3: You go and like there was a band on stage,
Speaker 3: and then you were like, oh, that's cool, I want
Speaker 3: to go up there. And then your mom was like,
Speaker 3: but can you sing? You were like yeah, and then
Speaker 3: you went up there and you sang Barber streisand is
Speaker 3: the way we were?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the corners of.
Speaker 8: Mister.
Speaker 5: Yes we were. But I was seven and I'm singing
Speaker 5: about divorce.
Speaker 2: It's like you've never taken a picture for seven. I
Speaker 2: mean that Scattered Pictures. That's one of the greatest towns
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 5: We're doing that as a duet.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll pay to see that. It's funny you mentioned karaoke.
Speaker 2: I used to sing.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, we used to go to the
Speaker 1: Duplex in New York. My ex boyfriend would play the
Speaker 1: piano and I would sing the way we were to
Speaker 1: four people.
Speaker 4: Nothing is funnier than a child singing a song with
Speaker 4: like yeah, no understanding of the meaning, but like all
Speaker 4: of the SaaS, like does anybody remember like my favorite
Speaker 4: thing is when like there's a little girl on like
Speaker 4: this American not this American life on America.
Speaker 2: America's not talent, Yeah.
Speaker 9: On America's next, America's got next, guy.
Speaker 2: Get it out America.
Speaker 4: She's on an America singing show and then she goes
Speaker 4: out there and they're like, what's your name? She's like cheer,
Speaker 4: They're like how old are You's like I seven and
Speaker 4: they're like what will you be saying?
Speaker 6: If?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what you know what it was?
Speaker 1: It was X factor. Okay, so this is what it was.
Speaker 1: There was an X factor in America. And there was
Speaker 1: a little girl named Rachel Crow. She was ten and
Speaker 1: I remember one time, do you actually know this? Are
Speaker 1: you not in because you know this is insane, this
Speaker 1: is a pull from the past. But she sang Eda
Speaker 1: James and it was, oh my god, I'd rather go blind.
Speaker 1: And she was ten and she was like something tall
Speaker 1: me and it was like she was giving it like.
Speaker 2: Four hundred years of history.
Speaker 9: She was giving it the pain of a woman who knows.
Speaker 4: And it was this also this time where we were
Speaker 4: like kind of obsessed with her and kept watching her
Speaker 4: over this ten year old girl who then had an
Speaker 4: album come out when she was like a teenager, and
Speaker 4: there were like some bops on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were obsessed with her, you must stream.
Speaker 1: But what you need to know is she sang I'd
Speaker 1: rather go blind and gave it literally more gravitas than
Speaker 1: I've seen any woman in her forties ever give it,
Speaker 1: and like was eliminated, just like you gotta go, little girl,
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, that song. She sang that
Speaker 1: song and was promptly kicked off.
Speaker 2: She gave it.
Speaker 1: The whole thing was she gave it like rasp in
Speaker 1: the voice. She was giving it like all of it
Speaker 1: was wild. But she was ten, so maybe it freaked
Speaker 1: America out. Remember they were like, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I don't want to see a ten year old divorcee.
Speaker 2: But Peges did it with the way we were and I.
Speaker 5: Kind of I was with my family.
Speaker 9: Family, but it was like.
Speaker 3: A mixed crowd of people of all ages and then
Speaker 3: it mess. It must have gone over well enough that
Speaker 3: you kept doing it right.
Speaker 12: I had to do it at every bar Mitzvah butt
Speaker 12: miss Vah wedding up until I was like fifteen.
Speaker 9: Always that song, always Barbara, you sing Barbara.
Speaker 12: And then I was like, I'm gonna do Janice Jocqulin
Speaker 12: now had me the electric guitar, and then I was
Speaker 12: like yeah, and then everyone stopped asking.
Speaker 1: Me, also asking for Barbara's songs at the time, but
Speaker 1: it's like there's such downers, you know.
Speaker 2: She hadn't even gotten to.
Speaker 9: Like up in the Isn't that No?
Speaker 5: That was that was happening. And that's another duet that
Speaker 5: we would kill.
Speaker 2: We would crush it. Are you Donna or are you
Speaker 2: know you're Barbara?
Speaker 5: I can be whoever you. I like both fines bet
Speaker 5: whatever part you want to do it, I will talk, okay.
Speaker 4: And I saw Barbara in Brooklyn, Yes we did, and
Speaker 4: it was Barbara in Brooklyn. Yeah, and it was well,
Speaker 4: Barbara's my number one and she's like my my absolute
Speaker 4: number one diva and Matt and I were like singing.
Speaker 9: We were living for enough is Enough.
Speaker 4: She had one of her incredible backup dance backup singers
Speaker 4: come to the front and they sang it together and
Speaker 4: then everybody was.
Speaker 9: Like freaking out for this amazing backup singer.
Speaker 1: She couldn't help herself and started to pop off about politics,
Speaker 1: and one woman in the crowd, like in the back,
Speaker 1: was like shut down, and we were like, well, you
Speaker 1: came to Barbara Streisdan in the year twenty nineteen. This
Speaker 1: is about to go down, like honey, you know it
Speaker 1: was like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: It was twenty fifteen because she sang on what a
Speaker 4: Beautiful World and she was like also because it was
Speaker 4: her ten Barbara's.
Speaker 9: Ten number one albums. Yeah, so it was amazing.
Speaker 4: And she put up like the album art for every
Speaker 4: single home Woman, then sang songs from the album, and she.
Speaker 9: Told a lot of stories and all the stories were
Speaker 9: like when.
Speaker 4: I wanted to do this thing, they told me I
Speaker 4: couldn't do it, and then I yelled at them until
Speaker 4: I could do it, and then I did it.
Speaker 9: And it's a number one album.
Speaker 6: Yeap.
Speaker 2: That is literally every story you know. This album art.
Speaker 1: They said they don't like it because you can't see
Speaker 1: my face, and I said, We're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you say. And then it won
Speaker 2: Best Album Marth the Grammys. It was never even a
Speaker 2: category until then.
Speaker 9: So she's singing, what.
Speaker 4: A beautiful world, and then she says, and I sang
Speaker 4: this for this president, and I sang it for Jimmy Cotter,
Speaker 4: and I sang it for Bill Clinton, and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: sing it for the next president, Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And then I told her. I told her, I was like,
Speaker 9: you shut up, you went to barber you know what
Speaker 9: she thinks.
Speaker 2: And that woman was Lauren Bubbera. Wowow a risk with
Speaker 2: the Lauren Bobert reference Germany.
Speaker 5: She was getting fingered and yeah, she was like getting.
Speaker 1: Felt her tits all felt up. I came to I
Speaker 1: came to Europe one time and I was like, so
Speaker 1: do you guys know, like are like joke political figures?
Speaker 1: And then everyone knew all of our like horrible politicians.
Speaker 5: They probably know them from you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: Maybe give them the platform. We don't get the platform.
Speaker 3: We just talk about them.
Speaker 2: Ted Cruz sends it the fruit basket. Hey, thanks for
Speaker 2: getting my name out there. Oh god, terrible.
Speaker 13: Wait, I just haven't you ever heard about this Barbara
Speaker 13: myth where she has so much stuff, the mall, the
Speaker 13: mall that they like set up her stuff in the
Speaker 13: mall and she rebuys her own thing.
Speaker 5: They take her around.
Speaker 6: You've heard this.
Speaker 1: It's so there's a mall under her home which is
Speaker 1: all her ship and all the things that she has
Speaker 1: like ever sold, created, producer. And also because she just
Speaker 1: accumulates over time, there is in this state and then
Speaker 1: under it it's like Disney World. It's like there's another
Speaker 1: world underneath it. And also the clone dogs are a
Speaker 1: real thing. And I knew a girl who was the
Speaker 1: dog's groomersh.
Speaker 4: So everyready knows she has cloned her dogs because she
Speaker 4: loved her dogs so much that she'd cloned them. And
Speaker 4: I just want to recontextualize the mall under Barbara's house, okay,
Speaker 4: because I do work.
Speaker 9: For her, which is that it actually started because she.
Speaker 4: Got a lot of her old costumes. So she had
Speaker 4: her costumes from like Hello Dolly and like you know
Speaker 4: What's Up? Doc, and all these great movies that she
Speaker 4: had been and she wanted to display them. So she
Speaker 4: was like, why don't I build a Victorian mall? It
Speaker 4: really is like Disney because it's from that like era.
Speaker 9: A Victorian mall in my basement to display my costumes.
Speaker 5: This is interesting to only me, I'm reasoning.
Speaker 4: And then she was It's like, wow, we can make
Speaker 4: the movie theater an old timey movie theater and have
Speaker 4: an old timey candy shop in front of the movie theater.
Speaker 4: And then I also have all this memoripilia myself.
Speaker 9: So it's really an extremely innovative and creative way.
Speaker 4: To display your archive to people who would visit your
Speaker 4: home and may be interested. Me.
Speaker 1: You know, one day if she passes if no no,
Speaker 1: If I say if, that would be horrible, but like
Speaker 1: they probably should open it up.
Speaker 4: Well she You know, what's interesting about Barbara is that
Speaker 4: she is like I think Tina did a similar thing
Speaker 4: where she's reaching a certain age and so she's very
Speaker 4: much like curating and really putting the stamp on her legacy.
Speaker 4: She just had like a center open up that has
Speaker 4: her name on it. She does tons of philanthropic work
Speaker 4: and has anybody heard the.
Speaker 9: Album of Barbara at the Carlisle. You must go by
Speaker 9: this album. Okay, great line, you must go buy this album.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So when Barbara was truly like eighteen and trying to
Speaker 4: be a recording artist, she never wanted to be on Broadway.
Speaker 4: She's only on Broadway so that she become a recording artist.
Speaker 9: So, yeah, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 4: So she recorded this album live in the Carlisle, which
Speaker 4: is a club in New York that still exists today,
Speaker 4: and it was like a very intimate kind of cabaret recording.
Speaker 9: People are walking out, it's okay.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 9: She so it's like her at like nineteen, singing all
Speaker 9: these standards. And she found it in storage. She thought
Speaker 9: it was lost.
Speaker 4: She found it in storage a while ago, and she
Speaker 4: was like, I'm gonna save this one. I'm gonna save
Speaker 4: this one for when they really want it. And then
Speaker 4: she saved it forever and then she like just released
Speaker 4: it a year ago and it's like a perfect time
Speaker 4: for I'm gonna stop talking.
Speaker 2: No, no, that was That was the Barbera segment of
Speaker 2: this show. Give it up, the lights come up, they're
Speaker 2: all still here.
Speaker 9: Look, and that's for Barbara.
Speaker 2: Barbara the best of all times. She would say, I
Speaker 2: think it might be time for I don't think I
Speaker 2: think it's time for I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So this is the sixty second segment of our show
Speaker 1: where we take sixty seconds to rail against something in
Speaker 1: pop culture that needs a railing, not unlike us, say,
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, I'm so shy.
Speaker 2: No, and I think I actually have something based on
Speaker 2: an experience that we had today. Great, so I don't
Speaker 2: have a phone. Would you like me to time you?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll give you mine. Okay, sister, they share poonds
Speaker 1: with each Sure, okay, great, this is Matt Rogers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so money. His time starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so many museums. Sorry, bitch.
Speaker 1: If I go into your step and and there's nothing
Speaker 1: I can like ride on a roller coaster, or there's
Speaker 1: no cocktails I can drink, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: You know what happens when you go into a museum
Speaker 1: you look at a bunch of fucking tubes. It's like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: someone like blue Glass.
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 1: Honestly, honestly, honestly, what is so good about some of
Speaker 1: these pictures?
Speaker 2: Outside of the texture?
Speaker 1: I got the textures, the ones we saw today, ms
Speaker 1: Mama that she wrote the ones. I'm telling you, museums
Speaker 1: you have to be so quiet. You can't walk up
Speaker 1: to the paintings there. The alarm goes off and then
Speaker 1: they come over to you and they're like, hey, you
Speaker 1: can't come close to the painting, and I'm Lifetean said,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I wasn't gonna touch it. Oh so
Speaker 1: if you did have some things you could touch, maybe
Speaker 1: it will be more fun in here. I would love
Speaker 1: to for this to be more of a petting zoo,
Speaker 1: I said every museum. I would love for this to
Speaker 1: be more of a petting zoo. My no, for Berlin,
Speaker 1: better petting zoo. And that's one minute, and and you
Speaker 1: all feel the same. Not one of you actually likes museums.
Speaker 1: The reason why you go to a museum is because
Speaker 1: you have your two friends that say they like it.
Speaker 2: And they're lying too. I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
Speaker 9: I wept in a museum the other day.
Speaker 2: She's wept at the climpse exhibit the climp. Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: the climp?
Speaker 5: Okay, the climpt made it for climped Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh, bingo, bingo. You enjoyed the museum, not today's.
Speaker 3: But I have enjoyed museums a great deal. You agree
Speaker 3: they'd be better if it was a petting zoo.
Speaker 2: If yeah, if they were.
Speaker 3: More like a petting zoo, sure, yes, But I museums
Speaker 3: are best when your solo, because then you can go
Speaker 3: at your own pace, and you can read the placards
Speaker 3: on your own pace, and you can listen to the
Speaker 3: audio got at your own pace.
Speaker 2: And that's the way I have to be honest.
Speaker 1: There was a point in the museum today where I
Speaker 1: literally went into the next room because I know Bowen
Speaker 1: and Study were gonna come around the corner and see me.
Speaker 1: And I literally sat on like a couch and looked
Speaker 1: at a painting because I thought, I want them to
Speaker 1: see me doing this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so many because I did see
Speaker 4: you do that, and I.
Speaker 9: Go, he's moved. He found it.
Speaker 4: And then I didn't really like the painting you were
Speaker 4: staring at, but I wanted you to feel like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm having the experience.
Speaker 9: So I said about the painting, I said, it really
Speaker 9: is beautiful. And then I said the texture.
Speaker 2: And that's why I just pointed you durhmam.
Speaker 1: And on this one, I said the texture in that one,
Speaker 1: because actually it was the only piece of mark that
Speaker 1: I really looked at all day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: But can I say something when I sat down to
Speaker 1: do this bit of Bowen and Study are going to
Speaker 1: answer in the corner and see we're looking at the.
Speaker 2: Pain I actually was moved by the painting. Wow.
Speaker 1: So maybe this is a reminder for all of us
Speaker 1: out there to just stop, take a second, enjoy the view.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 3: So we did this in London where oh I had
Speaker 3: a prepared I don't think so, honey, and Matt did not.
Speaker 3: So Matt took something from the audience. I'm drawing such
Speaker 3: a blink right now.
Speaker 1: So we do this thing called the troll bowl, where
Speaker 1: an old fans of Lost Coach will know. The troll
Speaker 1: bowl is where you reach into a bowl of topics.
Speaker 1: Usually they're popular topics that it would be very difficult
Speaker 1: to go negative on.
Speaker 2: And Julie Andrews is a great example. I mean, just
Speaker 2: the other night in London, I did Princess Diana. It's
Speaker 2: really hard, really hard.
Speaker 1: So I guess Bowen is gonna do a troll ball.
Speaker 1: Whatever you guys want, I will try and do. I mean,
Speaker 1: some suggestions of things that will be difficult to go
Speaker 1: negative on. Go chapelone, guacamole, guacam only, Jimmy Carter, what
Speaker 1: what the morning show?
Speaker 6: These are?
Speaker 2: These are all very good, These are all very good.
Speaker 2: These are all very good. Michaels, you should, I guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, go oh no, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah you'd be careful. Yeah yeah, yeah. Wait, this might
Speaker 2: not go this podcast. I don't think so honey in
Speaker 2: Berlin because time starts now. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 2: Lord my goals.
Speaker 1: That's one minute. Okay, okay, Sudie Green, do you have
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. You want to tear up? Okay, okay, perfect, rise.
Speaker 1: This is Sudie Green's I don't think so honey, and
Speaker 1: her time starts now.
Speaker 9: I don't think so honey. Straight Men in groups.
Speaker 8: Terrify.
Speaker 14: Terrifys the shut of lightning that goes from my cerebral
Speaker 14: cortex to my butthole.
Speaker 9: When I see a group of straight men on the street,
Speaker 9: I am crossing the street.
Speaker 4: If they are drinking, if they are smoking, if they
Speaker 4: are laughing, I'm.
Speaker 9: Going the other way. Okay, I'm European men. You're still
Speaker 9: into skinny jeans and smarting cigarettes. I think that's ultimately queer.
Speaker 9: But like the whole group thing, it's scary. Okay. When
Speaker 9: you see that red blossom on your cheek. I'm sorry,
Speaker 9: it's our vibes. I don't want to see it on
Speaker 9: my vacations.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see you having fun.
Speaker 14: I don't trust it. I don't want to go to
Speaker 14: any place where there's a lot of you. I don't
Speaker 14: think so, honey, men's groups.
Speaker 9: You should be in groups of three.
Speaker 4: And that is it.
Speaker 2: Sudy Green, Sudie Green, so scared.
Speaker 9: It's so scared.
Speaker 2: Look, and there's a lot of them.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what the marathon was. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a lot of them, all running in a row. Are
Speaker 2: there any straight men even here?
Speaker 3: WHOA, you're spread out but not together?
Speaker 2: Not together? What straight man is here with their straight
Speaker 2: male friend? None?
Speaker 4: None?
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: It's very tough to be brought and you all got brought,
Speaker 3: and I thank you for that, sir apla.
Speaker 1: No, what straight man here was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: lost coach you you incredible, incredible peaches.
Speaker 2: We talk you backstage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am terrified to do this. No, I am
Speaker 5: not a comedian, so just laugh for me, okay, or
Speaker 5: scream it's.
Speaker 2: So, I don't think so any Your time starts now.
Speaker 5: I don't think so, honey. Bad acoustics in restaurants, What
Speaker 5: the fuck?
Speaker 12: I don't carry I've been, I've been to Michelin Star restaurants.
Speaker 12: Your presentation, it's a sensory thing, presentation, taste, smell.
Speaker 5: You can't hear a fucking thing. You can't hear the
Speaker 5: person beside you. People are screaming.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 6: What am I eating? When am I?
Speaker 5: I want to harder that they're yelling at each other.
Speaker 15: My throat hurts. My throat hurts so much I can't
Speaker 15: swallow properly and then feel or taste anything anymore. It
Speaker 15: doesn't make any sense. The music is loud, everybody's yelling.
Speaker 16: Why can't you If you can invest in like land
Speaker 16: outside of you know, Berlin, to grow your own vegetables
Speaker 16: and tell us about I want to hear about them,
Speaker 16: and then you can.
Speaker 5: Invest in acoustic treatment.
Speaker 2: And it's not it's not just seconds.
Speaker 5: It's not just that I'm a musician. We all feel
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 2: It's not just because I'm listeners and we all feel
Speaker 2: that way. And then Mike was.
Speaker 5: Grop We all feel that way.
Speaker 2: Give it up for Peter, everybody. You have a sad
Speaker 2: but it's my friend,