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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. So there's somebody on

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Speaker 1: the phone, and it's so awkward to not say someone's name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it feels route we can't because they remain anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: should say you should come up with your own name.

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Speaker 1: That's not your real name. Yeah, all right? So hello,

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Speaker 1: well what's your name? What can we call you? Um?

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Speaker 1: Just telling Brant Rembrandt Rembrandt, Dude Branch, Jude Ranch? Do

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Speaker 1: you d Ranch? All right? Cool? What's up? Dude Ranch?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: I'm really good now that I'll speak and do a

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Speaker 1: dude named dude Ranch to do that. So, what what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Well, guys, you're gonna take up

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Speaker 1: the most horrible husband in the whole wide world. The

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Speaker 1: guys pickles off the cuffs. Once she gets up it,

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Speaker 1: she goes, okay, so you got a wife. Take you

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Speaker 1: got a wife that when she's upset, she is upset, upset,

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Speaker 1: won't shut up upset. And you're not sleeping, and you're

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Speaker 1: not eating, you're doing nothing. Oh well, I feel like

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Speaker 1: to give you some comfort, though, I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: most wives, isn't it. I don't feel like I'm not crazy,

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Speaker 1: But no, a little bit sleep. If Alex and I

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Speaker 1: are in an argument, if she's upset about something, I

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Speaker 1: still eat and sleep. Yeah, yeah she does. She actually

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Speaker 1: brings me the food. She locks me up somewhere and

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Speaker 1: brings me the food. But she still brings me food

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Speaker 1: and sleep. Everyone. Yeah, so's food you might not want

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Speaker 1: to eat. Yea. So she gets very angry. When she

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Speaker 1: gets angry, and it makes you do something. Yeah what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed to tell you this, but I put sleep

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Speaker 1: baby in her drinks. Oh my goodness. Wow. So you

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Speaker 1: just put a little sleep in her drink so that

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Speaker 1: she doesn't argue with you late at night. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: because that's a while. She'll she's gotten worse. She falls

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Speaker 1: asleep in the front room all the time out so

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Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about Nothing's gonna come in

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Speaker 1: the room and go to bed. Okay, does she like

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Speaker 1: bring it up at all? Like babe? Like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know there's something wrong. I keep falling asleep on the

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Speaker 1: living room when I never have um, she a keeps

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Speaker 1: me of that, she goes. I bet you're putting private

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Speaker 1: my drinks, no whatever, do that? Just sit there and

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Speaker 1: deny it. So how do you sneak like you? Are? You?

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Speaker 1: Every night you're just like, hey, can I go grab

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Speaker 1: you a coffee, take some water or anything? What's that? Well?

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Speaker 1: Last whole thing to be like a pop prn thing

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Speaker 1: at night and then I'll go and cook the pop

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Speaker 1: corner and I'll say he wants some hot chocolate? Do

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Speaker 1: you want blah blah blah, and I'll keep saying it,

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Speaker 1: unus she decides you wants something. All right, You know

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Speaker 1: what I was gonna say, This sounds like a very

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Speaker 1: unhealthy relationship. I was going to say that, except now

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Speaker 1: that I think about it, she's obviously upset with something

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Speaker 1: that you've been doing right, and you've been upset that

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Speaker 1: you guys are arguing so much and you can't sleep

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Speaker 1: in everything else. Right, Well, now you're making her popcorn

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Speaker 1: and you're bringing her hot coco and you're just being

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Speaker 1: and now she's sleeping better and you get don't get

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Speaker 1: yelled at night. I just don't know. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of ifs then also you're giving her something that

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know. I would be fissed if if it

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Speaker 1: was me, you're drunking someone. But then also I don't

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Speaker 1: really care that you did it to her. Yea, how

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Speaker 1: long have you guys been together? Oh? Thirty five years? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, totally changing my mind completely. Fine, sound

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Speaker 1: like you're thirty five. Well I'm sixty five. Actually, why

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Speaker 1: sixty five? You sound great? I think you guys are

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Speaker 1: getting all my information to seek and call the FBI.

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Speaker 1: We protect you. Look there, we've got all kinds of

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Speaker 1: people to listen to show, right, young people, people that

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Speaker 1: are over fifty five, fifty five year old you, all

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Speaker 1: kinds of people, and um, all kinds of relationships. So

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Speaker 1: I think you know, everybody in your relationship probably just

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Speaker 1: heard your dirty little segual was like, man, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as you said how long you've been together,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody that has been together with someone as

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Speaker 1: long as you ever were like, yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Probably probably almost condone it. Now. Some of them got

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Speaker 1: some good ideas, are like, oh that's oh, that's a

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Speaker 1: great idea. Yeah. So well, and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: say I'm the same as you, but I have drugged

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Speaker 1: my grandma before with t what is it the weed

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Speaker 1: stuff CBD, CBD. Oh my god. So I'm with you man,

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Speaker 1: criminals stick together. Well, well it's a little bit different.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to help your grandma feel better. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to shut my wife off. Then Jebel Show on Demand