WEBVTT - Your Coffee Tastes Like Crap

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen, Daniell.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into your phone tap? What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So Connie wants to phone tap her husband Rick. They

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<v Speaker 2>run a coffee shop together. Rick is very proud of

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<v Speaker 2>his product. So I start the.

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<v Speaker 3>Call with Connie and then I have her put her

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<v Speaker 3>husband on and I'm a very disgruntled customer.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's see what happens in Daniel's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Connie.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, is.

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<v Speaker 2>Rick there? Yeah, he's in the back room. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>go get him.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell him you have an irate customer on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>and he needs to deal Rick.

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<v Speaker 4>You got you got to deal with this.

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<v Speaker 3>There's somebody on the phone, be freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to talk to her right now. It's I

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<v Speaker 2>can't deal with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>This coffee sucks?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Is it our coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it somebody else with your coffee? You have

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<v Speaker 2>a drink at yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Yeah, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>You said?

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<v Speaker 4>You got chick?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 4>This is Rick? I'm the owner.

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<v Speaker 2>Rick, really like my dog poop's better than this.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you what do you want me to do? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you want me to refund your money. You want to

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<v Speaker 4>come in, I can give you. I can give you

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<v Speaker 4>your money back. Then you know we'll take care of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry you're not feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Like did you use the toilet water for this?

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<v Speaker 3>Like scoop it up and stick it in?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, man, we don't do that. We actually

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<v Speaker 4>have very high quality coffee. I don't know what will happen,

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<v Speaker 4>But if you want to come into the restaurant, I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 4>Refund your money.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>Two dollars and twenty five cents for poop water is

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<v Speaker 3>a little much, don't you think.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe you can go to Starbucks and pay you know,

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<v Speaker 4>three fifty people for coffee, or you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to I keep chasing it to see if maybe

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<v Speaker 3>the next time, maybe that's a quiet taste.

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<v Speaker 4>But this's not you know what. Yelling at me is

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<v Speaker 4>not going to get you anywhere. Okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>why don't you just relax and come in and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>take care of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yelling at a customer that's been poisoned.

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<v Speaker 4>You haven't been poisoned, all right. You sound like some

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<v Speaker 4>nut job that comes off the street who wants a

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<v Speaker 4>free cup of coffee. That's what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I don't know how you're still open, but

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<v Speaker 3>I want one hundred dollars for my problems.

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<v Speaker 4>You want one hundred dollars? You want a hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 4>for a three dollars cup of coffee? Are you kidding me? No?

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, you're not getting one hundred dollars. You

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<v Speaker 4>can kiss my man, give you a hundred dollars. You

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<v Speaker 4>know what, don't come into my store anymore. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know who you are or what you look like.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want you to coming into my store anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>You can take your business elsewhere. Is this Danielle from

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<v Speaker 4>Alvis Durancho. But oh my god, this can't be real.

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<v Speaker 1>If you lives in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, kid my business. I've been phone tapped, Connie,

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<v Speaker 4>I just been phone packed.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you figure it out?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I heard her laugh and I and I

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<v Speaker 4>recognized her laugh. So then I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 4>just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess your coffee doesn't say that.

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<v Speaker 4>Bad, thank you, No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning show